Latest / Frightmares / Ep. 132 - Jennifer's Body (2009)
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- 0:43Speaker 1: Okay.
- 0:44Speaker 2: I mean I don't know who's saying it and spraying it.
- 0:48Speaker 1: I can disinfect the phone, microphone or the phone piece.
- 0:53Speaker 1: You'd just spray it with stuff. Oh geez, this nondescript stuff.
- 0:58Speaker 2: It's like saying a mask suit super effected.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's just lifesol. Man, it's disinfecting.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Feel so much better now, feel so.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Much better, don't you. I'm gonna adjust the levels because
- 1:10Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Oh shit, that's me. Oh shit.
- 1:13Speaker 1: I turned myself up to the I don't need to
- 1:14Speaker 1: be that high. You need to be that high? There
- 1:17Speaker 1: you go.
- 1:18Speaker 2: No, No, that's too much, too much? Are you doing?
- 1:21Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:22Speaker 2: What did I say specifically before we started recording?
- 1:25Speaker 1: You said, I need you to mess with all the
- 1:27Speaker 1: levels while we're recording, I.
- 1:29Speaker 2: Said, don't do that, mess with all the level the
- 1:32Speaker 2: first thing you did.
- 1:35Speaker 1: What do you want from me to listen? I don't
- 1:38Speaker 1: do that. Well, don't do that. Well, I'm sorry. Yeah,
- 1:44Speaker 1: so let's move on. That's wrong. I know it's wrong
- 1:47Speaker 1: over there, but we are on episode one thirty three.
- 1:50Speaker 1: I am your host, Austin Proctor. That is your other
- 1:53Speaker 1: ghost with the most Gabrielle Proctor, stop looking for things
- 1:57Speaker 1: and say hi to everybody. Just everything, you know, just
- 2:03Speaker 1: the most.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Yeah, today we're talking about a movie from two thousand
- 2:11Speaker 1: and nine called Jennifer's Body.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Definitely probably haven't heard of it. It's pretty a deep cut.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Well, I mean, so we're going to get into that
- 2:20Speaker 1: because it was a movie that we know, or we
- 2:22Speaker 1: feel is very ahead of its time, because I've said
- 2:25Speaker 1: this verbatim on the show that no one in two
- 2:28Speaker 1: thousand and nine was ready for a bisexual girl or
- 2:33Speaker 1: bisexual sucubist who was eating boys. It's just no one
- 2:36Speaker 1: was ready for that. They weren't. The world was not
- 2:38Speaker 1: prepared for this movie, and it showed, because it really
- 2:41Speaker 1: has gained a cult following. And even you said, apparently
- 2:44Speaker 1: it's popular on TikTok or something or somethinghit.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 2:49Speaker 3: They're people dressing up as Jennifer and also her extremely
- 2:59Speaker 3: famous neon pink, the Lore heart.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Jacket, the Lore Yeah, a fabric, yes, it's that, you know,
- 3:08Speaker 2: the Lore track suits, the fuzzy tracksuits.
- 3:10Speaker 1: I thought, I ay thought the Lore was just a
- 3:13Speaker 1: it was like a brand. No, I thought the Lore
- 3:16Speaker 1: tracks it was just like a brand of track.
- 3:18Speaker 3: The lower tracksuits are genuine, genuinely like the popular ones
- 3:22Speaker 3: were Baby Fat.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Okay, but no, the the lor jacket she wears, like
- 3:28Speaker 2: I can't remember. I think it was Doll's Kill or
- 3:30Speaker 2: something like that that released that jacket, like recently, the
- 3:35Speaker 2: last couple of years they did it.
- 3:37Speaker 1: That's pretty amazing. So apparently this movie is coming back.
- 3:40Speaker 2: It's got a cult following.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it definitely got a cult following after the DVD
- 3:45Speaker 1: was released way back when, probably around two and nine ten.
- 3:49Speaker 1: But yeah, it definitely did not sit right with people
- 3:52Speaker 1: when it first was released and got very bad critic
- 3:55Speaker 1: reviews and it just wasn't. Like I said, I feel
- 3:58Speaker 1: like it was just kind of ahead of its time
- 3:59Speaker 1: with what it was doing. So we are going to
- 4:02Speaker 1: talk about that, but of course we have other things
- 4:04Speaker 1: to discuss before we get to that point. I have
- 4:07Speaker 1: a whole bunch of shit that came in today, so
- 4:09Speaker 1: I figured I would talk about that because I got
- 4:11Speaker 1: some really really cool stuff. But don't look at me
- 4:14Speaker 1: like that. This is interesting stuff.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Yes, please describe to the audience the various packages you
- 4:21Speaker 2: have received.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun, just justish. Okay, Well, let's let's do this. No,
- 4:26Speaker 1: it's just I'm very excited about this Night of the
- 4:30Speaker 1: Living Dead a lunch box that came in. It's a
- 4:32Speaker 1: metal lunch box and it also has a you know,
- 4:35Speaker 1: old school thermis inside us. Any of you youngins who
- 4:39Speaker 1: might not know what a thermist is, I'm not going
- 4:41Speaker 1: to explain it to you, just google it.
- 4:43Speaker 2: It's an insulated cup, Jesus.
- 4:45Speaker 1: But I mean, like it's like this specifically is like
- 4:48Speaker 1: the thermis, you know, style, like old style when I
- 4:51Speaker 1: was a kid. So I just thought it was cool.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Fright Rags did this way back in April of last year,
- 4:57Speaker 1: and it finally got delivered like too day because they
- 5:00Speaker 1: had you know, they have to make them and shit
- 5:02Speaker 1: like that. But it's a very cool Night of the
- 5:03Speaker 1: Living Dead themed ten I.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Guess is it's a lunch ten lunch, a lunch tens,
- 5:09Speaker 2: a lunchbox, man, just call it lunch lunchbox.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Yeah. It's obviously after the original movie. It's all black
- 5:15Speaker 1: and white, and then it's got a lot of what
- 5:17Speaker 1: would you call that color teal awkward hint mint. Oh,
- 5:20Speaker 1: it's got mint accents and a Night of the Living
- 5:23Speaker 1: Dead is in mint as well. It's very very cool,
- 5:26Speaker 1: very awesome. That was a limited release thing that they did,
- 5:28Speaker 1: and they do that every now and again. I'm actually
- 5:30Speaker 1: still waiting on my Halloween figures to come in that
- 5:33Speaker 1: they do every now and again. They'll do Nano Force
- 5:36Speaker 1: figures from Fright Rags, so that's pretty cool. I'm gonna
- 5:39Speaker 1: post that tomorrow on the front Mare's page. So if
- 5:41Speaker 1: you're listening to this, go check it out. You can
- 5:43Speaker 1: see an actual fucking you know picture of it. Besides,
- 5:46Speaker 1: instead of me describing it to you, I know you're
- 5:49Speaker 1: excited for this. This just came in today as well,
- 5:53Speaker 1: and it is the I don't really think it's a
- 5:56Speaker 1: collector's edition, but it is definitely the Ultimate, say it
- 6:01Speaker 1: said somewhere on here, the Ultimate oh yeah, ultimate collection.
- 6:05Speaker 1: It is the Ghostbusters Ultimate Collection. Four K edition comes
- 6:09Speaker 1: in the little ghost Trap thing. Yes that I don't
- 6:13Speaker 1: know if there's a specific name for you said, there's not.
- 6:15Speaker 1: I could have sworn there was some fancy name for it.
- 6:17Speaker 1: I don't know. And then we have, of course, we
- 6:20Speaker 1: have the first Ghostbusters which and it's just very very
- 6:23Speaker 1: simple art. It's just the logo of Ghostbusters on the front.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Everything else is black, and then it's got it's got
- 6:32Speaker 1: that guy in the back I'm dying fence clortho right.
- 6:36Speaker 2: No, that's one of the dogs.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Who's this then Goser, that's the other dog.
- 6:42Speaker 2: That's zul whose name who are dog is named after?
- 6:45Speaker 1: I've only seen Ghostbusters once, so I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, maybe twice, probably once. Sorry. And then
- 6:53Speaker 1: of course we have Ghostbusters two with the you know,
- 6:56Speaker 1: ghosts popping out of the nose sign, you know, doing two.
- 7:00Speaker 1: And then we have the wonderful this guy.
- 7:03Speaker 2: On the back, Vigo, the Vigo Vego.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Yeah, the one with the giant painting. Yeah, yeah, good stuff. Sorry.
- 7:10Speaker 1: I know everyone's probably cringing in their in their seats
- 7:13Speaker 1: right now. I know, I am, like, listen, I'm sorry.
- 7:15Speaker 1: I never you know, I just saw this whenever Ghostbusters
- 7:19Speaker 1: was at hhen. That is literally the first time I
- 7:22Speaker 1: ever sat down and watched it.
- 7:24Speaker 2: I know.
- 7:25Speaker 3: I received the DVDs originally, and I believe it was
- 7:28Speaker 3: my ninth birthday from my grandmother at Congo River.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Look, I'm sorry. Okay, there's so much shit I haven't seen,
- 7:36Speaker 1: and then this is one of the ones that's really
- 7:38Speaker 1: just you know, it's it's almost shameless. I know for shame.
- 7:42Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I have seen this one recently, Ghostbusters Afterlife.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Wow, you saw that? Way, my god?
- 7:49Speaker 1: And this one is just a recreation of the original
- 7:51Speaker 1: Ghostbuster's logo, but it just kind of looks dirty and
- 7:54Speaker 1: worn down because it's old. I guess. I guess that's
- 7:56Speaker 1: the vibes.
- 7:56Speaker 2: It's supposed to look like the one on the car.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Okay, true, And then I know what these are. There's
- 8:01Speaker 1: Stay There's Stay Puffed Minnie marshmallow men on the back. Good,
- 8:05Speaker 1: I did it, I did it. So, yeah, you get
- 8:08Speaker 1: all of the you got all three movies. I guess
- 8:10Speaker 1: they just straight up fucking We're like, we're not putting
- 8:12Speaker 1: that twenty sixteen one in or whatever that well.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Because that was a standalone that die and like all
- 8:20Speaker 3: the a bunch of actors made cameos, but as different characters,
- 8:24Speaker 3: so it doesn't tie into the same universe.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Oh well, then I guess that makes total sense. Then,
- 8:29Speaker 1: so yeah, they just nixed that one. So you have
- 8:31Speaker 1: the first two and then the newest one, which is awesome,
- 8:34Speaker 1: and then we literally have two full discs of special
- 8:38Speaker 1: features which we will have to like dive into. There's
- 8:43Speaker 1: just a whole I wish there was stuff on the
- 8:44Speaker 1: back of this that said what it was. I thought
- 8:46Speaker 1: I had a card here. Oh I do Oh when
- 8:49Speaker 1: we get digital copies for everything too. Oh, I guess
- 8:53Speaker 1: there's no Ghostbusters answer the call. I guess that's what
- 8:56Speaker 1: this is. So that's cool. I guess we'll have to
- 8:59Speaker 1: see what's involved with that. Because two discs, there's obviously
- 9:02Speaker 1: a lot of behind the scenes stuff, so that'd be cool.
- 9:04Speaker 1: And then we have this awesome making Ghostbusters, which is
- 9:08Speaker 1: the screenplay by Dan Ackroyd and Harold ramis the complete
- 9:12Speaker 1: shooting script, fully annotated by the director, producers, and writers,
- 9:16Speaker 1: illustrated with more than two hundred behind the scenes photographs.
- 9:19Speaker 1: So another cool little piece of art. And literally, yeah
- 9:22Speaker 1: you have I think it's the of the first movie. Yeah,
- 9:26Speaker 1: you have the entire entire script. Yeah, it's super cool.
- 9:28Speaker 1: So this is a very neat little set they did.
- 9:31Speaker 1: It was a pre order. And also there's a sensor
- 9:34Speaker 1: in this box that shoots green light out, which is
- 9:37Speaker 1: really cool. It only lasts for a few seconds because
- 9:39Speaker 1: you know, there's no way to turn it off the
- 9:41Speaker 1: sides of the sensors, so it's just a very nice
- 9:44Speaker 1: very very well done packaged deal here. And it was
- 9:47Speaker 1: originally one hundred and fifty when I pre ordered it.
- 9:51Speaker 1: But that's why I like doing it on Amazon, because
- 9:53Speaker 1: it will give you the lowest price. And I ended
- 9:55Speaker 1: up snagging this for like one hundred bucks, so save
- 9:57Speaker 1: me fifty bucks. And now I have all the movies
- 10:00Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure we only had I think we
- 10:02Speaker 1: only had one in two.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Well yeah, because After Life hadn't come out yet.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm saying I think I think we had
- 10:08Speaker 1: like a one and two bundle thing. We didn't have
- 10:10Speaker 1: the remake because I saw that one time and that
- 10:13Speaker 1: was enough for me.
- 10:14Speaker 2: I saw part of it.
- 10:16Speaker 3: I feel like it's one of those movies that we'll
- 10:17Speaker 3: get appreciated later because I don't think people were emotionally
- 10:20Speaker 3: prepared for a.
- 10:22Speaker 2: Female led film. I mean, which kind of is just
- 10:26Speaker 2: the whole misogynistic society thing.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Well that's Hollywood. I'm not like, I'm not trying to
- 10:33Speaker 1: say that they're right in thinking that, but that is
- 10:35Speaker 1: sadly Hollywood. They're oh, a bunch of women on screen
- 10:37Speaker 1: leading a movie that I'm working on it. Yeah, so
- 10:41Speaker 1: that's something I will probably Revisithtich. I'm sure at some point,
- 10:44Speaker 1: but yeah, I just it was not It wasn't really
- 10:46Speaker 1: for me at the time, which which sucks because there's
- 10:48Speaker 1: a lot of great ladies involved in that, you know,
- 10:50Speaker 1: Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wig and I'm sorry I don't remember
- 10:53Speaker 1: the other two right off hand, but you know, there's
- 10:56Speaker 1: a lot of good people involved in that. So that's
- 10:57Speaker 1: something we'll definitely need to revisit. Maybe we'll watch maybe
- 11:01Speaker 1: we can do these three and then after we do
- 11:04Speaker 1: Ghostbusters one two, Afterlife, we can go and kind of
- 11:06Speaker 1: watch ghost you know them or the whatever. Is it
- 11:09Speaker 1: like a requel remake or it's just a remake, just
- 11:13Speaker 1: a remake, Okay, I just I don't really know what
- 11:16Speaker 1: it's technically labeled because it's been so long since i've
- 11:18Speaker 1: seen it.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I only saw parts of it.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Oh you don't. Oh you haven't even seen the whole
- 11:22Speaker 1: full thing.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Never got a chance.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Oh well, okay, then we'll definitely have to include that
- 11:26Speaker 1: when we when we watch these, I'll go through some
- 11:30Speaker 1: cool shit I got here recently. Uh so I got
- 11:33Speaker 1: Slumber Party Massacre from Screen Factory. This is the remake
- 11:37Speaker 1: that came out last year that I never got to see. Yeah,
- 11:40Speaker 1: here check that out. I don't know, I'm trying to remember.
- 11:44Speaker 1: I think it was available to rent. I don't really know.
- 11:47Speaker 1: I believe Spencer may have rented it at one point.
- 11:50Speaker 1: But they finally released a blu ray for it, and
- 11:52Speaker 1: I nabbed it immediately because I've heard I've really heard
- 11:55Speaker 1: nothing but good things. What I know that actress, Well
- 11:58Speaker 1: look her up Slummer Party Massacre twenty twenty one. I've
- 12:02Speaker 1: heard nothing but good things about this. And it's also
- 12:05Speaker 1: a continuation of this story from the original franchise and
- 12:10Speaker 1: involves the same killer, and it involves the daughter of
- 12:13Speaker 1: one of the girls who escaped or something like that.
- 12:16Speaker 1: So there is a tie into the original movies, which
- 12:19Speaker 1: is really cool. So I'm excited to watch this. And yeah,
- 12:22Speaker 1: I'll probably get back to you on that on what
- 12:24Speaker 1: we thought about it.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know her. That was the only thing
- 12:27Speaker 2: she was ever in and I never saw that movie,
- 12:29Speaker 2: so I definitely don't know her.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Oh Okay. It's just one of those where you're like,
- 12:34Speaker 1: I know you from something and then you look them up.
- 12:36Speaker 2: With her mouth, she has a similar mouth to another actress.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Oh, Okay, Well, it's.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Just the way like her mouth holds open. You can
- 12:42Speaker 3: see her front two teeth. It's just like the shape
- 12:45Speaker 3: of her mouth. There's an actress who has a similar bite.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Similar bite. Got it interesting. I don't think I've ever
- 12:51Speaker 1: recognized an actor or actress by their mouth, except for
- 12:54Speaker 1: maybe like Steven Tyler.
- 12:56Speaker 2: There're just people with distinctive facials faces.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Next thing I got is a movie called Que the
- 13:02Speaker 1: Winged Serpent. It's by Larry Cohen, the same guy who
- 13:05Speaker 1: did the stuff. This is all the information you need.
- 13:07Speaker 1: It's literally about a fucking dragon, Aztec god. Just h
- 13:12Speaker 1: That's all you need to know. Que the Winged Serpent.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Check that shit out. I believe it is on shutter.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Then I have one of the newest shout Factory Collector's
- 13:21Speaker 1: Edition releases, Paranoiac. This is a Hammer film from Who
- 13:25Speaker 1: Got the Sixties? I believe, never heard of it, don't
- 13:29Speaker 1: know what it's about, don't care. It's screen Factory Collector's
- 13:32Speaker 1: Edition and it's Hammer. That's all I need to know.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Then I have a movie called Motel Hell. This is
- 13:37Speaker 1: one you'd probably like. It's very silly, campy's eighties nonsense.
- 13:42Speaker 1: I think you'd really like this one, yeah, Motel Hell,
- 13:46Speaker 1: let mean just look at that. Look at the cover
- 13:47Speaker 1: with the pig face, and it's like Texas Chainsaw maskar vibes,
- 13:50Speaker 1: but just way sillier. So it's like TCM two. Did
- 13:53Speaker 1: you ever watch that with me? I don't think you did.
- 13:56Speaker 2: I've never watched anything but the remake.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Remember you haven't seen in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh shit. Okay, well then that's something we'll
- 14:05Speaker 1: have to double feature one night. And last, but not least,
- 14:08Speaker 1: a movie called Brotherhood of the Wolf. Yet another collector's
- 14:11Speaker 1: edition from Shout Factory. I know nothing about this, but
- 14:17Speaker 1: I believe so. But that's the thing with Shout. If
- 14:20Speaker 1: I've never heard of it, I don't care. I'm just
- 14:22Speaker 1: gonna buy it. I'm uh. At this point, I'm just
- 14:25Speaker 1: buying every collector's edition they put out, just to have them,
- 14:28Speaker 1: because I've started a weird collection with them. I don't
- 14:31Speaker 1: even know where this came from either, but yeah, I'm
- 14:32Speaker 1: pretty much buying everything. What. It's also foreign, I believe it's.
- 14:37Speaker 1: I think it's.
- 14:38Speaker 2: No, it's definitely French.
- 14:39Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's French. Yeah, do you want
- 14:43Speaker 1: to watch that one. Yeah, sure, okay, so that Yeah,
- 14:48Speaker 1: So those are all the all the ship that's come
- 14:49Speaker 1: in recently.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Movies, not as much as I like vampire movies.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Well, and I've heard it's really good, but you know,
- 14:55Speaker 1: it's like if you know it's shout Factory, and if
- 14:57Speaker 1: I haven't heard of it, I'm just gonna buy it
- 14:59Speaker 1: and watch it whatever. Physical media, I like collectors editions,
- 15:02Speaker 1: especially screen Factory. So that's all the stuff that's come
- 15:05Speaker 1: in recently, and I still have more stuff on the way.
- 15:08Speaker 1: I have a problem with buying movies, but I'm gonna
- 15:10Speaker 1: try to what you're doing with the skull? You stop it?
- 15:14Speaker 1: Are you trying to possess him? Stop that? I'm trying
- 15:16Speaker 1: to close it with your mind your Jedi mind tricks. Yeah, criky.
- 15:23Speaker 1: I'd ask you what you've been watching recently, but I mean,
- 15:26Speaker 1: we live together, so we watch the same movies pretty
- 15:29Speaker 1: much all the time, unless you want to talk about Supernatural.
- 15:32Speaker 2: I've been watching Supernatural.
- 15:36Speaker 1: That going.
- 15:37Speaker 2: It's actually funny because you know, season one through.
- 15:43Speaker 3: Three has like the biggest diversity of monsters because season
- 15:49Speaker 3: four is when they bring angels in, and then after
- 15:52Speaker 3: that it kind of starts, well, they will do other
- 15:54Speaker 3: monsters a lot.
- 15:56Speaker 2: More episodes get like relegated to angels.
- 15:58Speaker 1: And demons, and that's fair good and evil.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and then they get way too in dangels
- 16:04Speaker 3: and that's where everybody felt the plot went wrong.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Does Angel show up? No, but like misstep.
- 16:11Speaker 3: So far there have been three or four Buffy alumnis
- 16:19Speaker 3: in the show, Like there's a crap ton of them,
- 16:21Speaker 3: which is pretty funny, but it was. It's been amusing,
- 16:25Speaker 3: especially in the first season. There would be monsters that
- 16:28Speaker 3: you and I had discussed and I said, I'm pretty
- 16:30Speaker 3: sure that was a monster in Supernatural and then it
- 16:32Speaker 3: would show up like the Wind to Go that was
- 16:35Speaker 3: in season one, but yeah, it was. It's been amusing
- 16:40Speaker 3: to watch it, and they've they've clearly season four, they've
- 16:44Speaker 3: clearly made their shift out of the more horror aspect
- 16:47Speaker 3: where things are really like they try to keep it
- 16:49Speaker 3: really scary to where they started doing they're really goofy episodes,
- 16:53Speaker 3: which used to be like maybe one or two a season,
- 16:56Speaker 3: and then by season four they're like, we know you
- 16:58Speaker 3: guys are here for when the gout is they're acting
- 17:00Speaker 3: like jackasses, so here you go.
- 17:03Speaker 1: One of these days, I'll sit down and watch that
- 17:05Speaker 1: damn show.
- 17:07Speaker 3: It's fun to watch because they spend half their time. Unfortunately,
- 17:12Speaker 3: it is a product of the two thousands, which will
- 17:14Speaker 3: end up coming up with our movie.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely will do with.
- 17:18Speaker 3: The weird homophobia, the weird toxic masculinity that all comes up.
- 17:23Speaker 3: And fortunately, I think I've said before to you, Supernatural
- 17:28Speaker 3: did eventually progress out of some of those tropes for
- 17:32Speaker 3: the characters, like we're men, so oh, you know about
- 17:35Speaker 3: fairy tales gay, You're just like, what, what?
- 17:39Speaker 2: Why is that? Fairy tales are pretty universal, It's not
- 17:42Speaker 2: like a what and to appreciate that they develop out
- 17:48Speaker 2: of it as you go along.
- 17:49Speaker 1: But you do have to, you know, kind of click
- 17:51Speaker 1: in with the times and realize that it's not okay
- 17:55Speaker 1: to say shit like that anymore.
- 17:57Speaker 3: It is not.
- 17:58Speaker 1: I mean, it was never okay to say to begin with,
- 18:00Speaker 1: but it was just so okay for some reason. And
- 18:02Speaker 1: you know, I didn't even really think about it until
- 18:05Speaker 1: we started watching movies in that time, and I'm like, ye,
- 18:07Speaker 1: we did really talk like that back then, and you
- 18:09Speaker 1: realize it now, like, oh shit, that was not okay
- 18:14Speaker 1: to do ever. You know what I mean. So it's
- 18:16Speaker 1: just funny how you come to the realization like, yeah,
- 18:19Speaker 1: I yeah, pretty much.
- 18:20Speaker 3: The only upshot is at this point, if you know
- 18:24Speaker 3: somebody who's still saying gaislers and you know, the R
- 18:31Speaker 3: word or any kind of shit like that, at this point,
- 18:37Speaker 3: you know that person's an asshole, and it's not like
- 18:40Speaker 3: a ooh, this is what was comedy at the time. Unfortunately,
- 18:44Speaker 3: it's more like, nah, you're kind of a dick. And
- 18:46Speaker 3: that was twenty years or that was ten years ago.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Bro, it was twenty years ago. The two thousands were
- 18:52Speaker 1: twenty years.
- 18:52Speaker 3: Ago, well ten eleven, twelve years ago, well okay, yeah,
- 18:58Speaker 3: twelve to twenty two years ago, so fucking adapt.
- 19:03Speaker 2: But yeah, Supernatural has been super fun to rewatch.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Supernatural is super fun, super heavy, fun times.
- 19:11Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. It's fun to.
- 19:12Speaker 1: It's just funny because you said Supernatural is super fun.
- 19:16Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, it's it's really amusing to watch guys
- 19:20Speaker 3: who are supposed to be like hyper masculine, strong and
- 19:23Speaker 3: they're like crying every other episode.
- 19:26Speaker 2: You're like, this is confusing.
- 19:27Speaker 3: Guys.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Could you just be in your feelings and stop pretending
- 19:30Speaker 2: you're like men? Don't cry.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Men don't cry?
- 19:33Speaker 2: Then what are you doing, sir?
- 19:35Speaker 1: Crying?
- 19:36Speaker 3: Right right?
- 19:38Speaker 2: Big boys don't cry.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Big Girls don't cry. You know beach Boys song?
- 19:45Speaker 2: That's not that is not the beach Boys?
- 19:49Speaker 1: Who is that? That's fucking beach boys?
- 19:52Speaker 2: The fuck it is?
- 19:53Speaker 3: Is it?
- 19:54Speaker 1: The Begies, the Monkeys? Pick an animal and if you.
- 19:57Speaker 2: If you actually knew what the Begies and the Monkey
- 20:00Speaker 2: sounded like there's a horrible guesses. Big Girls Don't Cry,
- 20:05Speaker 2: Frankie Valley. No, it's the Four Seasons.
- 20:08Speaker 1: That's a hotel.
- 20:10Speaker 2: It's also a musical group that sings.
- 20:13Speaker 1: I really thought that was the Oh wow, Big Girls
- 20:16Speaker 1: Don't Cry. Fergie. Fergie does a song called Big Girls
- 20:20Speaker 1: Don't Cry.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Don't Cry? No nothing, No, I hate that song.
- 20:26Speaker 1: Well then that's good. Let's not play that. You have
- 20:29Speaker 1: anything else to say, Lady Zeel, can you just fucking
- 20:31Speaker 1: sit down? Yeah?
- 20:33Speaker 2: Hah, I was right. It is Frankie Valley and the
- 20:35Speaker 2: Four Seasons.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Dam cry. Yeah, well they sing that.
- 20:39Speaker 2: That is why I'm the trivia champ. But yeah, they
- 20:42Speaker 2: sing that.
- 20:43Speaker 1: Anyways, that's a weird song. Anyways, moving on, let's move
- 20:47Speaker 1: on to that movie of the Hour, which is again,
- 20:51Speaker 1: unless you had something else you wanted to say, I
- 20:53Speaker 1: kind of cut you off. Sorry, No, you're thinking too long,
- 20:56Speaker 1: you No, I got nothing. This fucking dog over here
- 20:58Speaker 1: is like just is. It's just pawing her bed up
- 21:02Speaker 1: into True.
- 21:02Speaker 2: He didn't put a blanket there, so how's she supposed
- 21:04Speaker 2: to get cozy?
- 21:04Speaker 1: It's not fucking cold, just kid, come on, okay, oh wait,
- 21:09Speaker 1: wait there, and okay.
- 21:12Speaker 2: This episode has been going on for twenty minutes. We
- 21:14Speaker 2: still have a whole movie to talk about it.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, that's that's what we do. We got
- 21:18Speaker 1: to kill some time in the beginning, you know.
- 21:20Speaker 3: Anyway, Guys, please feedback to us if you like us
- 21:23Speaker 3: to kill time or you want us to talk about
- 21:26Speaker 3: kill time.
- 21:26Speaker 1: It's not kill time. It's warming up. We're getting we're
- 21:29Speaker 1: getting everything, you know, going all right, respect the process, lady, all.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Right, feedback to us, guys. Do you think it should
- 21:37Speaker 2: take twenty minutes.
- 21:38Speaker 1: To warm up?
- 21:40Speaker 3: Well?
- 21:41Speaker 1: Just you know, just okay. Usually we talked for like
- 21:45Speaker 1: five or six minutes, and I'm like, fuck, I hope
- 21:47Speaker 1: we can fill an episode. It's fine. We have plenty
- 21:49Speaker 1: of material and content to keep going. Let's go. We're
- 21:52Speaker 1: Doing Jennifer's Body from two thousand and nine, released on
- 21:55Speaker 1: September eighteenth in the USA of that year. This movie
- 22:00Speaker 1: is rated are for moderate sex and nudity, severe violence
- 22:03Speaker 1: and gore, severe profanity, mild alcohol, drugs and smoking, and
- 22:08Speaker 1: severe frightening and intense scenes, which makes a lot of sense.
- 22:12Speaker 1: The theatrical version of this movie is one hour forty
- 22:15Speaker 1: two minutes. We watched the unrated or in this case
- 22:19Speaker 1: on the Blu ray it's said extended whatever, whichever, whichever,
- 22:24Speaker 1: which was an hour forty seven minutes and change. I
- 22:27Speaker 1: recommend the unrated cut on this one because there's just
- 22:30Speaker 1: more blood and guts and carnage and probably more making out.
- 22:33Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just damn it. This is listed
- 22:37Speaker 1: as a comedy horror, and both of those elements are
- 22:40Speaker 1: very prevalent in this movie. Because who wrote this? Please
- 22:43Speaker 1: tell everybody who wrote.
- 22:44Speaker 3: This, Oh Diablo Cody, who wrote Juno, which is really apparent,
- 22:50Speaker 3: because all the teenagers talk like somebody who whose hobby
- 22:54Speaker 3: is slaying. Because some of this thing, you're like, yeah,
- 22:58Speaker 3: that's things people would say. And then some times they
- 23:00Speaker 3: come out of left field with some of the wildest
- 23:02Speaker 3: thing you're like, people don't talk like that. Yeah, this
- 23:05Speaker 3: is a Diablo Cody film.
- 23:07Speaker 1: When what's your real name? Megan Fox's character was like,
- 23:11Speaker 1: you give me a weddy and you're like, first of all,
- 23:15Speaker 1: first of all, EU, Second of all, I've been alive
- 23:18Speaker 1: thirty one years and only heard that term term ever
- 23:21Speaker 1: used in this fucking movie. So I don't think that's
- 23:23Speaker 1: something the youths are saying.
- 23:25Speaker 3: Yeah, and also, unfortunately, like Juno, they overly use the
- 23:32Speaker 3: R word to call people stupid.
- 23:35Speaker 1: I don't know, people might not know what you're referring to.
- 23:39Speaker 2: It's retarded.
- 23:41Speaker 3: But it's like, guys, guys, I'm so glad we're moving
- 23:47Speaker 3: away from that ever being appropriate.
- 23:49Speaker 2: Because it's not.
- 23:50Speaker 3: It doesn't even make sense, and it's just it's it's
- 23:53Speaker 3: definitely a product of the two thousands, just like with
- 23:56Speaker 3: the Rampant Homophobia comedy.
- 23:58Speaker 1: Well, and it's weird because I have thought this was
- 24:00Speaker 1: more like two that, like like you know, two thousands
- 24:03Speaker 1: of like two thousand and six, this is oh nine.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I thought we were kind of moving I really yeah,
- 24:08Speaker 1: I thought we were moving past that, but no, we're not,
- 24:11Speaker 1: because it's very apparent in this movie and it just
- 24:14Speaker 1: it's still it still blows my mind that everyone was
- 24:17Speaker 1: just talking like that, like no one really thought it
- 24:20Speaker 1: was an issue. It was just it was normal to do.
- 24:23Speaker 1: And looking back on it now, you're just like, damn,
- 24:25Speaker 1: that is not okay. Why did we ever think that,
- 24:28Speaker 1: you know, that was okay to speak like that. It
- 24:32Speaker 1: was just so normalized.
- 24:33Speaker 3: It was the time period where standing up and saying, hey,
- 24:36Speaker 3: that's not okay to say that would get you further insulted.
- 24:39Speaker 3: Right now, saying that kind of stuff depends on who
- 24:42Speaker 3: you say it too. For the most part, people want
- 24:47Speaker 3: you to call out people for that kind of bullshit.
- 24:49Speaker 1: At this point, it's like, yeah, we're kind of getting
- 24:51Speaker 1: fed up with all the bullshit.
- 24:53Speaker 3: And granted sometimes it does go a bit far, but
- 24:55Speaker 3: in these instances it's not hard to not say terrible
- 25:01Speaker 3: things so stupid.
- 25:03Speaker 1: And it wasn't it wasn't like that bad in this movie,
- 25:06Speaker 1: Like it was still there. Well, I'm saying, like, as
- 25:08Speaker 1: a remember like Club Dread, we were just like, wow,
- 25:11Speaker 1: holy cow, this is very just like you know, homophobic
- 25:15Speaker 1: and talks of masculinity. It was still there, but it wasn't.
- 25:18Speaker 1: It wasn't as like in the forefront as of like
- 25:21Speaker 1: of like some movies, you know what I mean, some
- 25:22Speaker 1: movies are very very they lean into it. And while
- 25:25Speaker 1: I while I will agree it was there, it wasn't
- 25:28Speaker 1: as like heavy handed as some movies, am I am
- 25:30Speaker 1: I wrong?
- 25:32Speaker 3: I mean more than the homophobia wasn't as rough as
- 25:36Speaker 3: other films for sure, But the artword did get used
- 25:39Speaker 3: and sometimes in weird, varied slang version.
- 25:43Speaker 2: What was the really weird one? She said, freaked tart.
- 25:46Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're just like doubling down on the weirdness,
- 25:49Speaker 3: all right, but freaky Yeah. Unfortunately, as I've talked to
- 25:55Speaker 3: other people about this before off this podcast, where you're
- 25:57Speaker 3: just like, unfortunately, it is a thing you have to
- 26:01Speaker 3: take with the films there, it's just in there, and
- 26:04Speaker 3: you just have to remember we're moving away from that.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, it's it's like we talked, we've talked about this.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Anytime we talk about a movie from the two thousands,
- 26:13Speaker 1: this always comes up, and it's like we can't like
- 26:15Speaker 1: hold it against those movies. They were made in this
- 26:17Speaker 1: time when this was you know, deemed quote unquote acceptable,
- 26:21Speaker 1: So it's like we can't really you know, blame them
- 26:24Speaker 1: for doing it because that's when all these movies were
- 26:26Speaker 1: being made. You just kind of have to be like, yes,
- 26:28Speaker 1: we're in a better place from this now.
- 26:30Speaker 2: It'd be more of an issue if it was now
- 26:31Speaker 2: and they were still That's what I'm saying.
- 26:33Speaker 1: That was That's what I'm getting. You can't really can't
- 26:35Speaker 1: really necessarily blame the movie because it's a product of
- 26:38Speaker 1: its environment, you know what I mean? Because it's it's
- 26:41Speaker 1: just everything from the two thousands, at least horror wise,
- 26:43Speaker 1: it seems to be. I don't know, I have to
- 26:45Speaker 1: watch some comedies from the early two thousands and see
- 26:48Speaker 1: how those go. So it was written by what was
- 26:51Speaker 1: her name? Diabolo Cody weird name, and also directed by
- 26:55Speaker 1: a lady named Karen Kusama who also did the invitation,
- 27:00Speaker 1: which is a great slow burn horror and A flux
- 27:03Speaker 1: with what's her face? What's her doodle?
- 27:07Speaker 2: That one? Yes, what is the name of the movie?
- 27:10Speaker 1: A Flux?
- 27:13Speaker 2: What you said? It really weird the first time?
- 27:15Speaker 1: It's yeah, a A aon Flux, starring Megan Fox as
- 27:22Speaker 1: Jennifer who is probably most famous for her role as MICHAELA.
- 27:26Speaker 3: Barnes and transformers so actively now as the twin Flame
- 27:31Speaker 3: to Machine good Kelly.
- 27:33Speaker 1: I'm saying, but like I'm acting wise. She is definitely
- 27:36Speaker 1: most notably known for her role in Transformers. That was
- 27:40Speaker 1: like her big breakout movie. Oh I guess she wasn't.
- 27:42Speaker 1: She also in No, she wasn't in Disturbia. I'm thinking
- 27:46Speaker 1: of someone else. Oh that's who that are? Yeah? Okay,
- 27:51Speaker 1: moving on, we have Amanda Sea Freed as Needy. She
- 27:55Speaker 1: was also in Mean Girls as Karen Smith and Mama
- 27:58Speaker 1: Mia as Sophie's a horror film for you. Yeah. Most,
- 28:03Speaker 1: I know her most from like First Reformed, probably, i'd say,
- 28:07Speaker 1: because I mean I watched Me and Girls. But I
- 28:09Speaker 1: will never ever in my fucking life watch Mama Mia
- 28:12Speaker 1: or Mama Mia. Here we go again. Even the movie
- 28:16Speaker 1: title is sick of the movie.
- 28:18Speaker 2: I watched Mama Mia and then I tried.
- 28:21Speaker 1: And I did you try to convince suicide?
- 28:24Speaker 2: Wow? Inappropriate.
- 28:25Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
- 28:28Speaker 3: It was horrendous the first time, but I was like,
- 28:30Speaker 3: maybe I'm just not getting it. So I tried to
- 28:32Speaker 3: watch it recently and I got about five minutes in
- 28:35Speaker 3: before I was like, nah, I'm out.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:38Speaker 2: It's not that I don't like Abba, it's that there
- 28:41Speaker 2: are some actors in that film.
- 28:44Speaker 1: You never be singing why are you singing?
- 28:46Speaker 2: Lead into the songs. We were always super weird.
- 28:49Speaker 3: There wasn't like a building or a lead and it
- 28:51Speaker 3: was just like I started reading her diary announcing ay abba.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Yeah no, I'm good. I'm never gonna watch those movies.
- 28:57Speaker 1: But you probably know her from those, Like I said,
- 28:59Speaker 1: I know her from First Reform and that other thing
- 29:02Speaker 1: I was looking at when we were watching the movie.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Then we have Adam Brody as Nikolai. He was also
- 29:08Speaker 1: and Ready or Not as Daniel, and he was also
- 29:10Speaker 1: part of the OC for four or five years. I
- 29:14Speaker 1: don't know how long that show went for, but he
- 29:15Speaker 1: was a big part of it as Seth Cohen. And
- 29:18Speaker 1: then last but not Leads, we have Johnny Simmons as
- 29:21Speaker 1: Chip Dove, the only person with the last name. I
- 29:24Speaker 1: find that very odd. We know him as young Neil
- 29:26Speaker 1: from Scott Pilgrim Versus the World. He's been in other things,
- 29:29Speaker 1: but every time I see him, I'm like, hey, it's
- 29:31Speaker 1: young Neil.
- 29:31Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest.
- 29:32Speaker 1: The whole movie, I was like, it's young Neil.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Look at young Neil.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Hey, look it's young meals young Mel I'm like, I
- 29:40Speaker 3: the end of the movie, I'm like, I don't know
- 29:41Speaker 3: what this dude's name is in this movie, Chip Chip Dove, yeah,
- 29:44Speaker 3: young Meal, whatever.
- 29:45Speaker 1: Young Neil. So this movie has an estimated budget of
- 29:49Speaker 1: sixteen million dollars worldwide box office crows of thirty one
- 29:54Speaker 1: point six. So that's definitely a solid movie. You know,
- 29:57Speaker 1: you doubled your profit or you doubled your budget. It's
- 30:00Speaker 1: pretty sweet. This movie was filmed in Devil's Kettle Falls
- 30:04Speaker 1: in Minnesota. It's a real town. So when you see
- 30:06Speaker 1: this sign that says Devil's Kettle, that is a real
- 30:09Speaker 1: place in Minnesota. And then literally so many places in
- 30:12Speaker 1: Canada that I'm not going to fucking list, but cities
- 30:15Speaker 1: or provinces or whatever's going on up in Canada such
- 30:18Speaker 1: as Langley, Vancouver, Surrey and go ahead, co Queilam, Coquelam.
- 30:26Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Good.
- 30:27Speaker 1: It's in British Columbia, so I figured it's kind of
- 30:30Speaker 1: french Ish sounding.
- 30:31Speaker 2: It's probably a tribe land.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Oh shit, you're probably right. Sorry I thought it was.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Isn't BC the like the French Canadian side.
- 30:39Speaker 2: Yes, but there are still Native Canadians.
- 30:42Speaker 1: Oh shit, Okay, my Bad then, Okay, I just I
- 30:45Speaker 1: sounded like it would be French. That's my bad film.
- 30:47Speaker 1: From March seventeenth, two thousand and eight until May fifteenth,
- 30:51Speaker 1: two thousand and eight, you can watch this on Amazon
- 30:54Speaker 1: for a three ninety nine rental, or get it digitally
- 30:56Speaker 1: for fourteen ninety nine. I just suggest getting the Blue
- 30:59Speaker 1: Ray cop but maybe you'll get one like mine and
- 31:03Speaker 1: it's damaged and I have to return it and get
- 31:04Speaker 1: a new one. But it's only seven dollars on Blu
- 31:07Speaker 1: Ray right now. You can also rent it on Voodoo
- 31:09Speaker 1: I believe, for around the same price, about three ninety nine. Wow.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Let me scroll down all the way movies that came
- 31:16Speaker 1: out around the same time, including Glorious Bastards. The Final Destination,
- 31:21Speaker 1: which I believe is four, which is the really really
- 31:25Speaker 1: shitty one with like the premonition, time travel or whatever
- 31:29Speaker 1: we talked about all these way back in up.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Yeah, the Final Destination.
- 31:32Speaker 1: That's the one where everything was like a fake out
- 31:35Speaker 1: or something like that.
- 31:36Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's the one with the premonitions. But it's
- 31:39Speaker 3: also the one because there are a lot of them
- 31:41Speaker 3: have premonitions.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Well, yeah, where all the characters were aggressively archetyped, and
- 31:45Speaker 2: you're just like, I don't like any of these people
- 31:48Speaker 2: because they're just stereotypes. They don't feel like they're real people.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember that one being my least favorite Carriers,
- 31:55Speaker 1: which we reviewed on the podcast back in twenty twenty
- 31:58Speaker 1: when we were doing like the post apocalyptic shit.
- 32:00Speaker 2: That's the one where they're drawing faces on their masks.
- 32:02Speaker 1: It's the one that you wanted to make me or
- 32:04Speaker 1: not made me watch, but the one you suggested for
- 32:06Speaker 1: the show or the Yeah, Carriers, it was really good.
- 32:08Speaker 1: They were it was like Resident Evil Extinction kind of
- 32:11Speaker 1: vibes where they were in the desert. Ye, really good.
- 32:14Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that one. Extract, which is actually a
- 32:17Speaker 1: really underrated Jason Bateman vehicle, very funny, very funny movie
- 32:22Speaker 1: Gamer nine, which I still haven't seen. That animated movie.
- 32:26Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Sorority Row wanted, Pandorum, Paranormal Activity, Whip It, and Zombie Land.
- 32:32Speaker 1: So a pretty decent time for movies, you know what
- 32:34Speaker 1: I mean, some pretty heavy hitters there, to be honest, I'm.
- 32:37Speaker 3: Gonna say Paranormal Activity is the movie we're most likely
- 32:40Speaker 3: to rewatch the series for what do you mean of
- 32:43Speaker 3: all these Like some of these are series of all
- 32:46Speaker 3: of the movies here, I think Paranormal Activity gets the
- 32:49Speaker 3: most watch out of us.
- 32:50Speaker 1: I mean, and then probably honestly, it's probably Blackwell Ghosts though,
- 32:54Speaker 1: if you think about it, because you're already like itching
- 32:56Speaker 1: to watch those again, and it makes me so happy
- 32:58Speaker 1: that you liked them so much because I could watch
- 33:00Speaker 1: those so many times.
- 33:02Speaker 2: I like those kinds of found footage movies especially.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Okay, just a real quick shameless plug here for Blackwell Ghosts.
- 33:09Speaker 1: If you haven't seen any of those movies, there's fucking
- 33:11Speaker 1: five of them. And when I tell you that, these
- 33:13Speaker 1: movies just get wilder and wilder, I'm not kidding. Like
- 33:17Speaker 1: the first one is a great, solid foundation, and then
- 33:19Speaker 1: the movie just goes banana sandwich by the fifth one,
- 33:22Speaker 1: and he is a Turner Clay. It's literally working on
- 33:25Speaker 1: the sixth one right now. So those movies are all awesome.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Blackwell ghost to go buy those on Amazon, they're like
- 33:31Speaker 1: five or six bucks apiece. We definitely have to do
- 33:34Speaker 1: an episode where we talk about those movies.
- 33:36Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just thinking we should have like Heather
- 33:38Speaker 3: and Brandon over some time to watch those because Heather
- 33:40Speaker 3: would love those.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be fair. Those movies are awesome, and they're
- 33:44Speaker 1: very quick too. I think the longest one is like
- 33:46Speaker 1: an hour twenty one's like an hour seven. I think
- 33:49Speaker 1: one might be fifty two. Like they're very short watches.
- 33:53Speaker 1: So yeah, they're definitely okay, she's very upset. They're very
- 33:57Speaker 1: good movies. But yeah, like I said, all these movies
- 33:59Speaker 1: that came out this time, those are pretty solid movies
- 34:02Speaker 1: for the most part. All right, so what do we have?
- 34:05Speaker 1: I didn't write down two of these shit specific horror moments?
- 34:08Speaker 1: Do you have any?
- 34:10Speaker 2: I really like.
- 34:11Speaker 3: When uh, Jennifer appears unto Needy in the kitchen, it's
- 34:20Speaker 3: like yeats the chicken to the floor and she's talking
- 34:22Speaker 3: about Boston Market and then like she eats the chicken
- 34:25Speaker 3: and then does the black vomit thing.
- 34:28Speaker 1: That's your horror moment? Really, Yeah, I like that one.
- 34:30Speaker 1: That's probably my anything with the vomiting. Yeah, that was
- 34:32Speaker 1: pretty cool because she did that twice. I think, yes, yeah,
- 34:37Speaker 1: favorite kill. I honestly probably gotta go with the first one.
- 34:41Speaker 1: It was just because you know, when she when she
- 34:44Speaker 1: goes to whatever that guy's name is in the Woods,
- 34:46Speaker 1: you don't really know what's gonna happen because you know,
- 34:49Speaker 1: it's the first time she's killed someone. Well that we
- 34:53Speaker 1: find out, you find out later she killed other people.
- 34:55Speaker 1: But I like that one the most just because I
- 34:57Speaker 1: feel the cgs aged very well and it didn't look
- 35:00Speaker 1: too cheesy, and it was very The whole atmosphere about
- 35:03Speaker 1: that first kill was just very contained and just kind
- 35:07Speaker 1: of raw, you know what I mean. So I really
- 35:09Speaker 1: like the first kill. So that's probably my favorite kill
- 35:11Speaker 1: of the whole movie.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Mine's probably hers as the sacrifice, mostly because the whole
- 35:21Speaker 3: thing should be like this serious sacrifice.
- 35:24Speaker 2: And it's a bunch of douches singing Jenny while this
- 35:30Speaker 2: girl is crying for her life.
- 35:32Speaker 1: That's fair. That was pretty funny. Yeah, they're always kind
- 35:35Speaker 1: of doucheing it up. Yeah, Like he's like, is that
- 35:38Speaker 1: the whole? Uh? What is that? The whole? Like whatever
- 35:42Speaker 1: it is? What's it called?
- 35:43Speaker 2: Oh? The whole thing? Yeah?
- 35:44Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, yeah, I found it on Google or whatever.
- 35:47Speaker 2: It's just a printed, folded up piece of yeah.
- 35:51Speaker 1: So uh yeah. Favorite line for me was definitely the
- 35:56Speaker 1: random appearance by Marshall's dad and how I met your
- 35:59Speaker 1: mother I can't remember his name. And also the man
- 36:01Speaker 1: who voices Patrick and SpongeBob he was only in that
- 36:05Speaker 1: scene is.
- 36:05Speaker 2: Tom Collins in the Stand the nineties one.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he does. I'm sorry, I can't remember your
- 36:12Speaker 1: name right now. I'll look it up while i'm talking.
- 36:14Speaker 1: But my favorite line was his random part where he
- 36:17Speaker 1: comes in and talks about let me see what did
- 36:20Speaker 1: he say? He says something about I'll cut your your
- 36:25Speaker 1: nuts off and nail them to my door, like one
- 36:28Speaker 1: of those lion headed door knockers that were rich people
- 36:31Speaker 1: have or something like that. Yeah, he's saying it like
- 36:34Speaker 1: Patrick's like, oh, I can't do it. Patrick, I'm sorry.
- 36:36Speaker 1: I don't know. That was like a Doc Brown, but
- 36:37Speaker 1: he says it like yelling, almost like Patrick Starr. And
- 36:40Speaker 1: I was like, that's the funniest goddamn shit. So that's
- 36:43Speaker 1: definitely my favorite line. But there was a lot to
- 36:45Speaker 1: choose from. Yeah, they were like I kept hearing other
- 36:49Speaker 1: ones later on, I'm like, oh, that's a really good line.
- 36:51Speaker 1: There was a lot of good one liners, so it
- 36:52Speaker 1: was very hard to pick one, but I went with that.
- 36:54Speaker 1: So what about you.
- 36:56Speaker 2: I liked when the.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Kids we're talking about their goth friend being in like
- 37:04Speaker 3: the dark realm and shit like that, and the mom
- 37:06Speaker 3: pretty much shuts down their bullshit, like my kid died.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Can we not with this like pretentious bullshit? The fact
- 37:14Speaker 3: that they rag on all these.
- 37:15Speaker 2: Different, like.
- 37:18Speaker 3: Random groups of people who always think they're superior because
- 37:21Speaker 3: they're different, but really they're all just they're all just
- 37:25Speaker 3: as pretentious and superficial as everybody else, just in a
- 37:28Speaker 3: different way.
- 37:29Speaker 2: It's fucking hilarious.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Yeah. She also told them to shove it up their
- 37:33Speaker 1: ass as well, which was pretty amazing. Which was hilarious.
- 37:36Speaker 1: His name is Bill Fagerbach. I believe I could have
- 37:40Speaker 1: sworn it with something different. But that's the man. Yeah,
- 37:42Speaker 1: that's the man who voices Patrick. And yeah he is.
- 37:45Speaker 1: He is awesome anything I've ever seen him. Man, I've
- 37:48Speaker 1: been like, yes, let's see. So favorite character. Mine's got
- 37:52Speaker 1: to be needy. I don't know, it's it's I just
- 37:56Speaker 1: like her the most. She's the only one that seems
- 37:57Speaker 1: to have a conscious conscience. She seems very down to
- 38:02Speaker 1: earth and just wants to do what's right. And you
- 38:05Speaker 1: know her, she's got a boyfriend who doesn't believe what
- 38:07Speaker 1: she's saying. A best friend who treats her like a
- 38:09Speaker 1: piece of shit, and a mom who was just fucking
- 38:12Speaker 1: oblivious to everything. So she's a very strong, just like
- 38:14Speaker 1: independent woman and I really admire that, and I just
- 38:18Speaker 1: I felt like she was just the most likable character
- 38:21Speaker 1: that you can relate with.
- 38:23Speaker 2: You I like Chip Chip, but honestly, it wasn't he.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Was only concerned about getting laid and you know it,
- 38:30Speaker 1: while you're.
- 38:31Speaker 3: Not wrong there, at the same time, I feel like
- 38:34Speaker 3: he did really care about Needy, and he he could
- 38:40Speaker 3: already see Jennifer's bullshit from a mile away, and I
- 38:45Speaker 3: feel like he was the least tainted by the shittiness
- 38:49Speaker 3: of the environment they were in, and he still kept
- 38:52Speaker 3: like an optimistic appearance and an optimistic.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Sense to himself. You know, he was trying to just
- 39:01Speaker 2: like do the positives.
- 39:03Speaker 3: And I really liked that he wasn't like constantly bogged
- 39:06Speaker 3: down by the things that were happening. That's fair.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that. It was definitely a good
- 39:13Speaker 1: addition to that movie. I really like him. I know,
- 39:15Speaker 1: a young Neil. I'm always gonna call you young Neil
- 39:19Speaker 1: good old young Neil. Least favorite character, shockingly enough for me,
- 39:23Speaker 1: is fucking Jennifer. Honestly, she's kind of vapid and egotistical
- 39:27Speaker 1: and manipulative and kind of just annoying. I really was
- 39:32Speaker 1: not a fan of her as a character. I felt
- 39:34Speaker 1: like Needy kind of stole the spotlight for likable people
- 39:38Speaker 1: because I was just not I was not a fan
- 39:40Speaker 1: of Jennifer, and I don't remember not being a fan
- 39:43Speaker 1: of her the first time. A couple of times I've
- 39:44Speaker 1: seen this, so I thought that was interesting on this
- 39:46Speaker 1: go I was like, yeah, I don't really like you.
- 39:48Speaker 2: Honestly.
- 39:49Speaker 3: I think the more we learn about narcissists and gaslighting
- 39:53Speaker 3: and just like general shitty personality traits, the more we
- 39:57Speaker 3: notice it in movies.
- 39:59Speaker 2: That's fair back when we didn't really consider that, Oh
- 40:02Speaker 2: we just you know, she's just selfish whatever.
- 40:05Speaker 3: She's just kind of aid, Yeah, she spends the even
- 40:08Speaker 3: before the events of the film take place, they make
- 40:12Speaker 3: it really clear that she's a narcissist. She manipulates Needy
- 40:17Speaker 3: at all times. She takes advantage of the fact that
- 40:20Speaker 3: they've been friends for so long that Needy thinks that
- 40:22Speaker 3: their bond is so special, but really she just uses
- 40:26Speaker 3: Needy because she wants attention and can always guarantee that
- 40:29Speaker 3: she can get Needy to care about her. Yeah, and
- 40:35Speaker 3: she always makes you know, she gets Needy to take
- 40:37Speaker 3: priority over, to take her over chip every single time.
- 40:44Speaker 2: And she gas likes.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Stop seeing my girlfriend.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and.
- 40:51Speaker 3: You know, she gaslights her whenever she thinks something's wrong,
- 40:54Speaker 3: like why are you crazy? That didn't happen? She gaslights
- 40:58Speaker 3: her repeatedly, and she just.
- 41:01Speaker 2: She She even uses the people that Needy cares about
- 41:05Speaker 2: or is even just friendly with to get back at
- 41:07Speaker 2: Needy to make sure that no one could have her attention,
- 41:10Speaker 2: to make sure she's in control of Needy's life.
- 41:13Speaker 1: So was your least favorite character also, Jennifer.
- 41:15Speaker 2: Now it's the leader of the band. He was real douchey,
- 41:18Speaker 2: but he.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Was funny at least. Yeah, but he was real douche
- 41:21Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not disputing that fact. At least he
- 41:23Speaker 1: was funny. I never found anything Jennifer said funny besides
- 41:27Speaker 1: the like, the whole this, you know, the whole conversation
- 41:30Speaker 1: they were having at the end where every line out
- 41:32Speaker 1: of her mouth was a one liner, and I was like,
- 41:34Speaker 1: where the fuck is this coming from.
- 41:36Speaker 3: I can forgive Jennifer to a degree because I know
- 41:39Speaker 3: some of those horrible personality traits were wildly amplified by
- 41:45Speaker 3: what happened to her, whereas the douchey guy was just
- 41:49Speaker 3: so douchey, and he thought he was better than literally
- 41:52Speaker 3: everybody else and really was only motivated by his own
- 41:59Speaker 3: pretentious elfishness.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Aren't we all though? Aren't we all?
- 42:05Speaker 2: Sure?
- 42:06Speaker 1: Just kidding? I'm kidding, uh no, But see, I don't know.
- 42:09Speaker 1: I like, I liked him in a sense besides trying to,
- 42:13Speaker 1: you know, sacrifice someone. But at least he had goals,
- 42:16Speaker 1: you know what I mean? He had goals. He wanted
- 42:19Speaker 1: to be rich and famous. If you got to sacrifice
- 42:20Speaker 1: a virgin, I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do,
- 42:23Speaker 1: you know, yike. Just oh my god, I'm just being sarcastic,
- 42:27Speaker 1: But yeah, I just I don't know. I wasn't a
- 42:29Speaker 1: fan of Jennifer. You weren't a fan of Nickolai. That
- 42:31Speaker 1: makes sense. I think it's funny how you weren't a
- 42:33Speaker 1: fan of a guy. I wasn't a fan of a girl. Yeah,
- 42:36Speaker 1: that sounds right, all right, So let's move on to
- 42:40Speaker 1: the review You've got Like she's got like thirty minutes
- 42:42Speaker 1: to do this shit. You got this. I'll give you
- 42:44Speaker 1: the very very brief description from IMDb, which is, a
- 42:48Speaker 1: newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a stuckybiss who
- 42:51Speaker 1: specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend
- 42:55Speaker 1: put an end to the horror? You do get an
- 42:57Speaker 1: answer to that. That's pretty cool. Actually, you actually legitimately
- 43:00Speaker 1: get an answer to that. Yeah, that's cool. All right,
- 43:03Speaker 1: So take it away with the review.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Okay, so they kind of start with Needy in jail,
- 43:12Speaker 2: but I'm not going to get into all that. She's
- 43:15Speaker 2: she's kind of mean, and it's a great institution, like
- 43:18Speaker 2: a Jayy mental institution, just.
- 43:20Speaker 1: An institution, probably like a high security. Yeah, let's go
- 43:23Speaker 1: with that.
- 43:25Speaker 3: But she's very violent and aggressive for no reason. And
- 43:30Speaker 3: so she's kind of telling this story in solitary confinement
- 43:35Speaker 3: where she's forced to listen to a song she hates.
- 43:39Speaker 1: Yeah, so ridiculous.
- 43:42Speaker 3: Uh So, really it really starts with her and her
- 43:46Speaker 3: friend Jennifer, and she talks it. You can kind of
- 43:49Speaker 3: see how she's idealized the friendship between her and Jennifer
- 43:53Speaker 3: and how like it was just her and Jennifer and
- 43:57Speaker 3: not young Neil Chip I was going to say Neil,
- 44:00Speaker 3: and I'm like.
- 44:00Speaker 2: That's still not it.
- 44:01Speaker 1: No, his name is young Neil Forever.
- 44:05Speaker 3: And how she kind of idealizes their relationship, and they
- 44:11Speaker 3: have a scene of Jennifer doing what is clearly their
- 44:15Speaker 3: version of cheerleading, but it's color guard and waving to
- 44:20Speaker 3: her from the stands and someone saying, oh, so, you
- 44:23Speaker 3: guys are like gay, and she's like, we're best friends.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Jesus, Like, that's like a like a little gay though.
- 44:31Speaker 1: There's by the way, there's going to be sarcastic lesbian
- 44:33Speaker 1: quotes like it. We don't.
- 44:35Speaker 2: It's just everybody knows, Okay.
- 44:37Speaker 1: Everybody knows about this because it's funny. I'm not saying
- 44:40Speaker 1: it's a bad thing. It's just you you pick up
- 44:42Speaker 1: on it when you watch it again, you're like, oh, man,
- 44:43Speaker 1: you guys are obviously like you guys want each other.
- 44:46Speaker 1: It's like there's like a lot of sexual tension there.
- 44:49Speaker 3: The biggest homophobic crime of the film is the fact
- 44:52Speaker 3: that they could not actually fully explore the relationship between
- 44:57Speaker 3: Needy and Jennifer because it was two thousand and no
- 45:00Speaker 3: one was ready for a bisexual couple.
- 45:03Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying the world, you can do girl.
- 45:06Speaker 2: Kissing because boys like that.
- 45:08Speaker 3: That's that is legitimately only in films for like male
- 45:13Speaker 3: like the male the male audience. Yeah, at that time,
- 45:18Speaker 3: but you can't do anything that could be legitimately perceived
- 45:21Speaker 3: as anything more than sexual between two women and not
- 45:25Speaker 3: for the benefit of men.
- 45:26Speaker 1: And it's funny because you mentioned that they were actually
- 45:28Speaker 1: supposed to do a sex scene, but that was cut
- 45:30Speaker 1: out and just reduced down to kissing, probably for that
- 45:34Speaker 1: exact reason what you're saying, like that, you know, at
- 45:36Speaker 1: that point in time, it's like, we can't do this.
- 45:39Speaker 3: Yeah, because the only way you can put women connecting
- 45:42Speaker 3: to each other in the two thousands was if it
- 45:44Speaker 3: was for the male audience. And so anyway, so yeah,
- 45:48Speaker 3: they she's idealized the relationship, and but we immediately cut
- 45:53Speaker 3: to Jennifer wanting to go to a like hole in
- 45:57Speaker 3: the wall bar to go see this band that she likes,
- 46:01Speaker 3: and though Needy says she's busy hanging out with her
- 46:04Speaker 3: boyfriend that night, Neil she gets her to cancel that
- 46:11Speaker 3: plan and go with her anyway, because it becomes immediately
- 46:16Speaker 3: a parent that Jennifer pulls the strings when it comes
- 46:19Speaker 3: to Needy, and Needy does not have.
- 46:22Speaker 2: A backbone when it comes to Jennifer. No, so they
- 46:29Speaker 2: end up.
- 46:30Speaker 3: Needy gets ready to go while talking to her boyfriend,
- 46:34Speaker 3: and he clearly wants to get to doing it.
- 46:37Speaker 2: He is very horny.
- 46:38Speaker 3: He is like kissing her and then undoing his own belt,
- 46:41Speaker 3: and you're like, bro, she's not even like on the
- 46:43Speaker 3: bed all the way, what are you doing?
- 46:44Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was like, man, that's a bold
- 46:46Speaker 1: move to just when you start making out immediately go
- 46:49Speaker 1: for your own belt. She wasn't reaching for it. He's like, like,
- 46:52Speaker 1: go for a boobe.
- 46:53Speaker 2: You're like, I'm taking my pants.
- 46:55Speaker 1: I'm taking my pant Like geez, like your role dude.
- 46:59Speaker 2: So oh yeah. She ends up going out for the
- 47:02Speaker 2: night with Jennifer.
- 47:04Speaker 3: They go to this bar where she bumps into several
- 47:07Speaker 3: people she already knows, and it's kind of insinuated that
- 47:11Speaker 3: Jennifer flirts.
- 47:12Speaker 2: With all the boys. She's the prettiest girl at school.
- 47:15Speaker 3: All the boys want to get with her, and a
- 47:18Speaker 3: lot of people are confused as to why Needy. She's
- 47:22Speaker 3: friends with Needy because Needy is just so boring. Because
- 47:25Speaker 3: they really did have to like drab down Amanda Seafreed.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a very attractive like lady, and they.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Really learn that half ponytail like that where it's low
- 47:36Speaker 3: and tight on her head and put her in these
- 47:38Speaker 3: glasses that don't work with her face shape and put
- 47:40Speaker 3: her in clothes.
- 47:41Speaker 2: That don't quite fit right. Yeah, anybody would look horrendous
- 47:44Speaker 2: in that.
- 47:45Speaker 1: It's funny too, because I'm like, you still look she
- 47:47Speaker 1: still look pretty, but you know, they're definitely they're making
- 47:50Speaker 1: they're trying to make it apparent that she's like not pretty,
- 47:52Speaker 1: but I'm like, I still think you're pretty. But yeah,
- 47:55Speaker 1: it's funny how much they had to dumb her down
- 47:57Speaker 1: to like.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Not ponytail and a glass fucking gorgeous.
- 48:00Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
- 48:02Speaker 2: So Chris Pratt randomly pops in for a good two
- 48:05Speaker 2: minutes as Chip. No, he's not that Chip, young Neil.
- 48:11Speaker 2: He pops in he's also young Neil.
- 48:13Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, I forgot you had a
- 48:15Speaker 1: very minor role.
- 48:16Speaker 3: In this movie, and kind of flirts with Jennifer, but
- 48:19Speaker 3: Jennifer is not really as interested in him as she
- 48:21Speaker 3: is in the band because they are as She calls
- 48:24Speaker 3: them salty and.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Doesn't she and doesn't he doesn't. Chris Pratt make a
- 48:28Speaker 1: homophobic comment too, about something about.
- 48:31Speaker 3: Oh yes, he makes a homophobic comment about the guys
- 48:34Speaker 3: wearing the eye.
- 48:35Speaker 2: He says they're pretty fago.
- 48:37Speaker 1: Yeah fa go and You're like wow, and you're like, oh,
- 48:42Speaker 1: that's rough.
- 48:43Speaker 2: And I even mentioned that was rough because of his
- 48:45Speaker 2: church affiliations these days.
- 48:46Speaker 1: Well again, it's the you're playing a role. It's there's
- 48:49Speaker 1: nothing really to do with your I know, it.
- 48:51Speaker 2: Just it just reminds me the whole art imitates life thing.
- 48:54Speaker 3: But so anyway, so Jennifer immediately goes to hit on
- 48:59Speaker 3: the main the lead band, Yeah, Nikolai, and he starts
- 49:06Speaker 3: flirting back with her, but clearly still giving off this
- 49:09Speaker 3: vibe like he thinks he's too good for everybody there,
- 49:13Speaker 3: including her, which Needy sees, but Jennifer's just kind of
- 49:18Speaker 3: blowing right beat.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And she also goes to the bar to
- 49:21Speaker 1: to get sorry.
- 49:23Speaker 3: And Needy even asks like you aren't you from the city,
- 49:27Speaker 3: Like what are you even doing here? He's like, oh,
- 49:29Speaker 3: we also want to connect with our audiences and shittier town,
- 49:33Speaker 3: so like, well, that's fucking brutial.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Jennifer's like Oh, that's great. He's like, what.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Okay, So Jennifer offers to buy him a drink, so
- 49:45Speaker 3: she runs off the bar to get him a drink,
- 49:48Speaker 3: and Needy goes over to play what I think is
- 49:52Speaker 3: like a it's pinball, yea almostaid slot machine.
- 49:56Speaker 1: It's pinball any slots baby at to fucking dive.
- 50:00Speaker 3: And she's listening in on the band talking about whether
- 50:04Speaker 3: or not they think Jennifer is a virgin and whether
- 50:07Speaker 3: or not she'd be the right one for them, and
- 50:12Speaker 3: the lead singer goes into this whole thing about how
- 50:14Speaker 3: there's always this girl. He's like, there's always that girl
- 50:17Speaker 3: in town who acts, who talks a game and acts
- 50:21Speaker 3: like hot shit, but she never gives it up to anybody.
- 50:24Speaker 3: So Needy, hearing all of this, comes over gives them
- 50:29Speaker 3: shit for the way they're talking, and also says, and yes,
- 50:32Speaker 3: she is a virgin, not actually helpful though.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Yeah, you think it's helpful, but you're kind of doing
- 50:38Speaker 1: the opposite of helping, so you're hindering.
- 50:41Speaker 3: She goes and tells Needy, or she goes and tells
- 50:44Speaker 3: Jennifer that they're talking about her, and the lead singer's
- 50:49Speaker 3: only interested because he thinks she's a virgin, and she's like.
- 50:52Speaker 2: I haven't been a virgin in a long time.
- 50:53Speaker 3: No, I'm not even a classically enough that door virgin
- 50:56Speaker 3: thanks to Chris Pratt's character, oh boy. And so then
- 51:02Speaker 3: the show gets started. But somehow, because this is the
- 51:06Speaker 3: world's shittiest bar, and immediately like electrical fire gets started.
- 51:11Speaker 1: Chaos ensus That's what I had written down to my notes,
- 51:14Speaker 1: literally chaos and SEUs.
- 51:15Speaker 3: People are getting trampled, the bars falling apart immediately because
- 51:19Speaker 3: I mean, if you look at the bar from the outside,
- 51:21Speaker 3: it was clearly made with tinder, and people.
- 51:24Speaker 1: Are actually fully engulfed in flames. You're like, this went
- 51:27Speaker 1: from zero to a thousand. Yeah, well you got it
- 51:31Speaker 1: running out of the bar.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Just everybody's in the world's most flammable bar that is
- 51:36Speaker 2: also decorated and the world's most flammable decoration.
- 51:40Speaker 1: It's just wild how like multiple people were just on
- 51:42Speaker 1: fire running away, and then you had that couple in
- 51:45Speaker 1: the bar like ducking down under a table. I'm like,
- 51:47Speaker 1: this isn't a tornado, this is fucking this is a fire.
- 51:50Speaker 1: You won't catch on fire.
- 51:52Speaker 2: So somehow only Needy has Jennifer totally zonked out, and
- 51:57Speaker 2: I'm not entirely clear why she didn't have anything to
- 51:59Speaker 2: drink or anything.
- 52:00Speaker 1: She's like, and she did.
- 52:01Speaker 2: She didn't end up having him.
- 52:03Speaker 1: That guy gave her. Yes, that was after, but I'm
- 52:05Speaker 1: saying that she was zonked out when she got in
- 52:07Speaker 1: the vand because there was obviously something in that drink, he.
- 52:10Speaker 3: Was drinking it, so she znked out, Needy says, gets
- 52:14Speaker 3: her out of the building and apparently the only one
- 52:17Speaker 3: who thought to go to the.
- 52:17Speaker 2: Bathroom out the window before before.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's kind of out of it for some reason,
- 52:23Speaker 3: which I found a little weird, but whatever. And then
- 52:26Speaker 3: she's sitting on the ground and the band, the lead
- 52:29Speaker 3: guy from the van, Nikolay, comes over.
- 52:31Speaker 2: He's like, oh, we've been looking for you. He's holding
- 52:33Speaker 2: what appears to be like a scotch on the rocks.
- 52:36Speaker 1: It's a very very heavy handed scotch that was that's.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Like a full cop And you're just like, where did
- 52:41Speaker 2: you get a cup of ice and a drink in
- 52:45Speaker 2: the middle of a fire. The building's literally burning down
- 52:47Speaker 2: behind me, So.
- 52:48Speaker 1: You've been looking You've been looking for me for how long?
- 52:51Speaker 1: This was like three minutes? How have you been looking
- 52:53Speaker 1: for me for this long?
- 52:55Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 52:55Speaker 3: So he ends up asking if they want to go
- 53:00Speaker 3: into the car, and then Jennifer kind of starts like.
- 53:03Speaker 3: He gives her some of his drink he's been drinking
- 53:06Speaker 3: and she's still out of it. But then he says, Oh,
- 53:08Speaker 3: do you want to get in the car with me
- 53:10Speaker 3: or get in our van? It's a really cool van,
- 53:13Speaker 3: and she's like, yeah, I want to do that. So
- 53:15Speaker 3: she just straight up ditches Needy and I think just
- 53:19Speaker 3: kind of abandons her there because Needy does not have
- 53:22Speaker 3: Jennifer's mom's car keys. But she ditches Needy there and
- 53:27Speaker 3: runs off and cuts to Needy being at home. She
- 53:34Speaker 3: starts to wander around her house and hears strange noises.
- 53:37Speaker 3: She's not sure what it is, so she starts to
- 53:38Speaker 3: kind of look around for it, and then Jennifer appears
- 53:42Speaker 3: in the kitchen with her covered in blood and grinning
- 53:46Speaker 3: like a.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Crazy yeah, like an insane person, and.
- 53:50Speaker 3: Need is starting to get upset. She doesn't know what's
- 53:53Speaker 3: going on. She tries to talk to Jennifer. Jennifer is very.
- 53:57Speaker 1: Unresponsive, like Lucid almost would that be the right word.
- 54:01Speaker 2: No, Lucid would be responsive unlucid.
- 54:05Speaker 1: No okays the opposite of lucid.
- 54:09Speaker 3: So she's very out of it, and she goes to
- 54:13Speaker 3: her kitchen and immediately starts ripping into this rotisserie chicken
- 54:16Speaker 3: that she hacks up and then vomits black. It looks
- 54:20Speaker 3: like ink all over the place. Attacks Needy asks her
- 54:26Speaker 3: if she's scared, and what it's.
- 54:29Speaker 1: It was dull and I was thinking of not Lucid.
- 54:30Speaker 1: She's completely dull.
- 54:31Speaker 2: Oh, yes, not lucid.
- 54:33Speaker 3: I was confused, So she attacks Needy, asks Neady if
- 54:38Speaker 3: she's scared. Needy says yes, and then Jennifer just leaves,
- 54:43Speaker 3: so Needy is goodbye, Yeah, and then Needy gets to
- 54:47Speaker 3: spend the whole night cleaning up all of that. So
- 54:51Speaker 3: the next day she sees Jennifer at school, looking bright
- 54:54Speaker 3: and bubbly.
- 54:54Speaker 2: And like nothing has happened, and while everyone's dealing with
- 54:59Speaker 2: this tragic fire where students and teachers who went to
- 55:02Speaker 2: see the band were lost in the fire, and Jennifer
- 55:08Speaker 2: is uncharacteristically happy during this everyone else is upset, and
- 55:13Speaker 2: Jennifer is super perky, does not seem to care. In fact,
- 55:16Speaker 2: makes jokes at the expense of the people who died,
- 55:21Speaker 2: including the gem of uh, we can't let this fire win.
- 55:25Speaker 2: It already did.
- 55:27Speaker 1: Yikes, because I think it's I think they said eight students.
- 55:31Speaker 2: It's all one teacher.
- 55:32Speaker 1: JK. Simmons is in this as well, with the only
- 55:35Speaker 1: like northern Minnesota accent. No one else everyone else is
- 55:39Speaker 1: speaking perfect just regular you know accent English, and fucking JK.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Simmons has this funny just northern accent. So he's the
- 55:46Speaker 1: one that says the eight students or something like that
- 55:50Speaker 1: died in the fire. So that's a lot, a lot
- 55:52Speaker 1: of people to lose at one time in a small town,
- 55:54Speaker 1: so obviously you'd be crushed.
- 55:56Speaker 3: But Jennifer doesn't care, and Nady finds this weird. And
- 56:01Speaker 3: Chris Pratt's character died. But Chris Pratt, yeah, that was
- 56:06Speaker 3: the brother that the first guy we see. So when
- 56:09Speaker 3: she goes out to the football field later that day
- 56:12Speaker 3: just to talk to I didn't even one of the
- 56:16Speaker 3: guys whose name I can't remember, Colin Colin Colin was
- 56:20Speaker 3: the other guy kid, Yeah, Jerry.
- 56:23Speaker 1: Jerry, I'll look it up.
- 56:25Speaker 3: The big guy with Chris Pratt's character's brother goes to
- 56:30Speaker 3: high school with her and she says oh, you know,
- 56:33Speaker 3: he always told me he uh, he thought we'd make
- 56:37Speaker 3: a really good couple, which is a weird thing to say.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Okay, so his name and this is Jonas Jonas.
- 56:47Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jonas.
- 56:49Speaker 3: She talks to Jonas about his brother, and she drags
- 56:53Speaker 3: him out into the woods where she kind of insinuates
- 56:57Speaker 3: they're going to have sex, but instead of doing that,
- 57:01Speaker 3: she eats him.
- 57:03Speaker 1: Yeah, and all with all the animals in the world
- 57:06Speaker 1: are in the forest at least, watching that was a
- 57:08Speaker 1: pretty cool little I don't know if that's like a
- 57:11Speaker 1: I don't know it's like Suckyba's lore, but literally.
- 57:14Speaker 2: I don't know what that No, I don't think that is.
- 57:15Speaker 1: Well, yeah, all the animals circled around them like fucking
- 57:18Speaker 1: snow white style, just all the creatures of the forests. Yeah,
- 57:22Speaker 1: so I good kill too.
- 57:25Speaker 3: So they find that body, and that kind of adds
- 57:28Speaker 3: on to the tragedy that's already happening. So everybody in
- 57:30Speaker 3: the school is down. Need He talks about how everyone's
- 57:33Speaker 3: just kind of depressed and taking death really hard, except
- 57:38Speaker 3: for Jennifer. Everyone's wearing these really dark colors, and Jennifer's
- 57:42Speaker 3: wearing her signature, the.
- 57:46Speaker 2: Zip up jacket, her bloor hoodie.
- 57:50Speaker 3: But things start to get weird after about a month,
- 57:55Speaker 3: well everybody else has started to process what's happened. On
- 57:59Speaker 3: the flip side, Jennifer is starting to look rest. Yeah,
- 58:07Speaker 3: she's her pale and she even says she's like, my
- 58:10Speaker 3: hair is like I'm breaking out. I look pale and
- 58:13Speaker 3: I feel like shit and my hair is flat, just
- 58:17Speaker 3: like normal people.
- 58:18Speaker 2: And so she's annoyed. Needy's kind of like, man, there's
- 58:23Speaker 2: like sorry.
- 58:26Speaker 1: Right now. Sorry.
- 58:28Speaker 3: Needy is just talking about how maybe that's not the
- 58:31Speaker 3: most important thing right now. But then her friend Colin
- 58:37Speaker 3: comes over, who's this kind of emo guy who kind
- 58:41Speaker 3: of talks to her and kind of talks to Jennifer,
- 58:43Speaker 3: and then he casually asks if Jennifer would like to
- 58:46Speaker 3: go to a movie, and she turns him down up
- 58:49Speaker 3: until Nedy says, yeah, he's actually a really nice guy.
- 58:53Speaker 3: We're friends. I like him, he's pretty cool. Then Jennifer says, oh,
- 58:59Speaker 3: you like him, and she's like, yeah, we're friends. And
- 59:05Speaker 3: then Jennifer changes her mind and tells him to meet
- 59:08Speaker 3: her at at her house so they can watch a
- 59:12Speaker 3: movie there, which he then agrees to. And then we
- 59:17Speaker 3: have this really fun parallel scene where Needy is decidedly
- 59:21Speaker 3: having sex with Chip.
- 59:24Speaker 1: Which, oh boy, a lot of awkwardness.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Chip is a teenage boy having sex feels really accurate
- 59:32Speaker 3: because at at one point Needy is having these horrifying
- 59:36Speaker 3: visions and she's making noises that he assumes our happy noises,
- 59:41Speaker 3: so he's just like, oh, yeah, doing it. And then
- 59:44Speaker 3: at the same time when he thinks that he's hurting
- 59:47Speaker 3: her because she he realizes these aren't happy noises, He's like,
- 59:51Speaker 3: what am I too big for you?
- 59:52Speaker 1: And You're just like, oh, honey, no, that's probably not
- 59:57Speaker 1: ever going to be the answer.
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: So while they're having what should be is more the
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: teen experience of oh yeah, losing their virginity, though it's not.
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: It's kind of implied that they've already had sex, but
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: the way they kind of treated.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: It's no they were both supposed to be virgins.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: Yeah. Well he also said he went to pick up
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: more condoms.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: I know, but I feel like he's just kept saying
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: that to be like, we should have sex by the way.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: Yeah, So on this hand, that's happening.
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: But on the other hand, Colin and Jennifer Colin has
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: gone to Jennifer's house, which is just a house on
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: construction in a neighborhood full of houses on construction.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: Oh and can we talk about how it's the only
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: house with a light on in the window and there's
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: like fencing up blocking some of the houses.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: Yeah, and he thinks it's weird, but he like goes
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: in and he thinks she's just kind of doing something
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: like crazy and.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: You know, reckless, and uh, he's.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: Like, this isn't really your house, No shit, really, dude,
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: you pick that, you put that one together by yourself, Colin.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: So then as he starts to get a little nervous
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: about everything, that's when Jennifer attacks.
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: So you're getting this paralleled with.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: Needy's relationship with Chip, where she's trying to have this
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: like loving intimate experience and Jennifer's using these guys for food.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: She does that really cool thing with her eyes. Yeah,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: and yeah, the fucking Colin's like no shit or something
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: like no way or like no way, like yeah, that's
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: when I just eat myself right out the window. I'll
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: deal with the broken bones later, not fucking dealing with
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: this girl right here.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: So unfortunately Colin doesn't make it and Needy keeps getting
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: these flashes of what Jennifer's doing, like she's really connected
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: to her on like kind of an esp kind of level.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Even in the beginning of the movie too, when Jennifer
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: just shows up to her house, Needy's like, oh, Jennifer's here,
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: and oh sorry, it's gonna say, young Chips, like, how
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: do you know? She's like, I just know, and I'm like,
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: is your fucking uh what do we call it? Her
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: bisexual tendencies.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: Her bisexual senses?
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I just I know she's here. But you
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: had a really cool theory on that.
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: Oh, I I kind of thought maybe it was something weird,
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: like because she had they had a flashback of when
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: she had helped Jennifer when Jennifer got attack in her
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: hand and she like sucked on the wound, which was weird.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: But they were little kids, so I guess maybe they
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: thought that was okay to do. And there's chocolate in my.
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: Hands, some really weird chocolate chip cookies.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: Warm them up, and the chocolate just like right out
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: of the cookie like liquid.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: It was much like the black gunk that came out
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: of Jennifer was very oozy and yeah, less gross. Well,
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: probably more well and fun. Fact, actually, I'll just go
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: ahead and throw that in there. The stuff that they
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: use for that scene was a make sure of her.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: She's chocolate and you know c g I oh fun.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: So yeah, it literally was what we were experiencing earlier
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: with the chocolate chips.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: Okay, so let me focus. You're making me forget where
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: we're at.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: We're talking about Needy.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: Oh yes, Needy's having the visions.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: So she runs out the door to go find Jennifer
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: and crashes her car when Jennifer's standing in the road
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: in blood, and then Jennifer disappears, So Needy goes home
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: where she is laying in bed, and Jennifer suddenly appears
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: in her bed. They have their thirty second makeout for
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: the boys and Jennifer explains what the fuck has been
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: going on with her. So back at the night of
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: the fire, the band took her to.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: This spot.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Where it's something like that.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's basically a black hole waterfall situation where
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: it's a hole where they can't figure out where the
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: water comes from. It's like a spring where the water
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: goes down but they can't figure out where it is.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: The whirlpool yeah, where the water eventually ends up.
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't know where it is, and so the
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: band takes her there, reads off the sacrifice, kills her.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: Mockingly seeing uh. She gets nervous when she starts to
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: realize there's something weird going on, and she reaffirms she's
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: a virgin and that they should not do anything.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: To her because you know, she's thinking essentially at this point,
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: you know, rape or something like. Yeah, at that point,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: that's why she's can like I'm a virgin, and you know,
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: like don't find somebody else who's gonna know what they're
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: doing or whatever.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Yeah, and it turns out what they're trying to do
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: is get a virgin sacrifice.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Yeah, different two different people in life. Yeah.
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: So, uh, they sacrifice her while simultaneously mocking her and saying, well,
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: we got to do this because being an indie band
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: is hard.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Yeah. That literally they said, if you if you don't
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: oh my god, if you don't like get onto like
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: an album or like fuck what they say? They said
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: some thing like our last resort is Satan like Satan's or.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: If you don't get onto Leno or or some R album.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: They said the R word again.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna make it. Like the indie
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: music genre is just so convoluted, so saturated, so saturated,
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: so it's like, yeah, our only uh satan is our
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: only hope. And I was like, fucking, that's metal. I'm
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: just saying, if not pretentious, Yes, I know.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: So she gets sacrificed.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: And then something we haven't talked about is, throughout this
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: film their song because they're considering they claim to have
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: helped people during the fire, which clearly they did not.
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: They keep getting praised as heroes during that tragedy, and
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: the one song that they have keeps getting played.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Over and over and over again. Even yeah, I thought
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: it was Into the Trees.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I thought it was Between the Trees, Between the Trees
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: and band. Yes, because so into the Trees because I said, oh,
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: is in between the trees a band?
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: Because I think anyways, something about trees, something the trees,
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: and it's and which is funny because the song that
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: she's in a solitary confinement in the future listening to
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: is that song. But it's just a musical version or
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: like a melody version, not actually singing, and she just
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: can't seem to escape that song. And she even calls
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: people out for how stupid it is that everyone thinks
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: they're so amazing.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: When really they didn't do shit.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: So clearly the sacrifice has been working for them because
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: they're getting notoriety and popularity because of this.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shit, I didn't realize that because there was
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: that chick in the class.
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: Who was like getting weirdly defensive.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: No, they're like they're the best, and they did so
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: much to help and need He's like, yeah, but like
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: were you there during the because I was at the
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: fire and they were nowhere to be seen. Yeah, that's
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: that's so funny.
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: So Jennifer explains all of this happened, and now she
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: just gets really hungry for people, and if she doesn't,
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: if she eats people, she's really strong and nearly invincible.
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: Any injury she has she heals from almost immediately. But
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: if she's hungry, then she's really weak and ragged. So
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: Needy tells her to get out because she's been eating people,
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: and Uh immediately goes to the library the cult section,
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: as all high school libraries.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Have Satan, which is devils. You're like, yeah, every every
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: library has got that shit. I'm sure.
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: Yeah, we were watching this I'm like, what is this
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: the of the library from Sunnydale and Buffy.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: Like ritualistic sacrifices.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: In your life, as we all know all schools have,
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: of course.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: Go to my local library and see what I can
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: find on Satan.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: And he essentially researches her way to find out that
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: because she wasn't Jennifer wasn't actually a virgin, she is
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: left a demon spirit is still inside her. And but
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: they don't ever exclusively say she's a succubist. It's just implied.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: And if you know sucubist lawyer, you know she's a succubist.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: Well, there's actually something that contradicts this, which I will
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: go into in the trivia, but also the you know,
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: the description of the movie says she is a sucubist. Yeah,
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: so it's very well stated that she is. But yeah,
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: it's just it's interesting too because I don't think I
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: can't think of too many movies where they go to
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: sacrifice a virgin, that person's not a virgin, and then
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: they turn into fucking like a demon, you know what
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: I mean. I can't think. I'm sure they exist, but
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: I can't think of anything off the top of my
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: head like that, And I commend this movie for kind
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: of doing something differently because you think she's a virgin, Yeah,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: you really do, and then you find out she's not,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: like oh, well this is interesting.
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: Well and so yeah, now that she knows this, Needy
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: doesn't know what to do because she knows Jennifer's a killer.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: She's concerned for everybody else to safety. Chip doesn't believe her.
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: Chip thinks this is another one of those times that
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: Needy is just obsessing over Jennifer.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: Well, and he doesn't believe he said, I don' it's
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: not that I don't believe. You's like, I don't believe this,
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, I think those are kind of
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: one and the same.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: But yeah, so at this point, Needy is left with
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: what to do. They're coming up to us to the
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: Winter Formal, where it would be an extremely dangerous time
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: for everybody, and I'm pretty much gonna leave it off.
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: There is that they're going to go to the Winter
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: Formal and Needy's trying to figure out how to stop Jennifer,
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: and it's really cool.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: In the kind of third act climax of the movie,
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: I get a lot of Carrie vibes, just mainly because
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: it's you know, girl, blondehaired girl in a very bright
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: dress at a dance, and then I even get some
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: it follows vibes, even though I know that movie came
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: out almost a decade after this one, But at the
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: you know, the whole pool scene at the end, because
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: and at the end of it follows you have this
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: big climactic pool scene. So it was very cool. It
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: was very interesting how everything kind of led up to
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: the end of the movie, and I felt it it's weird.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: I remember when we watched this back a couple of
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: years ago, which was a rewatch for me, I think
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: since the first time I kind of found it a
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: little slow in places and found it kind of dull.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: This time, I was laughing the whole time. I don't
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: know if we watched the unrated cut or what we did,
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: but whatever cut this was, it was. It just found
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: myself because you know, it's a comedy horror, so there's
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: a lot of good jokes, a lot of fun stuff,
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: and there's a lot of good gore as well. So
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: I enjoyed it a lot more on this watch. I
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: don't know how you felt about it, No.
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: I said, like I said, my only real issues were
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: the the issues with some of the stuff they said
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: because of the time.
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: But overall I thought the film was an interesting take.
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: They did something really unique where they made the pretty
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: girl the outright villain.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: You know, she was the villain the whole time. It
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: wasn't like a third act revealed that she was the villain.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: You knew.
- 1:11:03Speaker 3: They made her an unapologetic killer. She never was remorseful
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: for what she was doing. And but I love that
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: they were making fun of kind of poking fun at
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: people who try to be different and unique, but they're
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: really just like everybody else. I really liked the It
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: was certainly ahead of its time in the concept of
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: a of a toxic friendship and and Needy having to
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: learn to basically grow a backbone and stop letting Jennifer
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: rule her life and treat her like shit. So it
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: was ahead of its time in the toxic relationships discussion.
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: As far as platonic, I mean, obviously they had the
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: vibes there, but it was a in the purposes of
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: this film, it was a mostly platonic relationship because they
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: mostly only gets talked about as far as like actual
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: couple relationships go or like parent and child. So having
- 1:12:02Speaker 3: a whole having a whole film kind of like, hey,
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: she's your best friend, but you she's not really your friend.
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: She's never really been your friend. This friendship is kind
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: of a farce, man.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: Yep.
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: So I really enjoyed that whole aspect of it, and
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: that part really.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: Vibes with the current times with people trying to get
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: rid of their toxic people in their life, because that's
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: very popular right now.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: I also think too, when this movie came out originally
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: that you know, maybe Megan Fox as the lead nothing, Oh,
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: maybe Megan Fox is the lead might have thrown people off,
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because she was just kind
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: of you know, she had done a few things before this,
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: like you know, the Transformers, So that kind have also
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: played into the whole Maybe why people didn't go see
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: it because they were like, oh, this is a this
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: is an odd role for you to do. This doesn't
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: seem like you. I don't know, that could have gone.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out why besides the actual
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: contents of the movie, why maybe maybe bad marketing too
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: was a thing. Maybe they maybe they marketed this like
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: something else. I don't know, it's you know, thirteen years
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: ago at this point.
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: I think. Also, we talked about this while we were
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: watching the movie. Megan Fox, while being blessed with that face,
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: also unfortunately suffers the side effects of having that face,
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: where she's so pretty that people forget that she has
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: a fucking personality. Also, she is intelligent and she is capable.
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: I mean, granted, she said some wildly inappropriate things before,
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: and you know, you gotta learn.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: She was younger. You got to grow up at some
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: point and learn.
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: But she definitely suffered from the fact that she had
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: that face, so people didn't take her as seriously.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's kind of kind of it's weird. You
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: you almost don't think of them as a person. You
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: just think of them as this like like entity almost.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: It's like you were just I don't know, it's just weird.
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: And I can see how how how that can happen
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: or something like that. You don't really think about it.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's why, I mean, that's why she
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: got cast in all those Michael Bay movies. Yeah, because
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: she was pretty. Hell, she got cast when she was
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: like wildly young to be a bikini Yeah, to like
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: be in a bikini in a movie, and then when
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: she was older she was very sexualized. And Jesus, I mean,
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: think about the movie Ambulance that's coming out with Michael Bay.
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: Think about what the girl who's the ambulance, the paramedic
- 1:14:31Speaker 3: who's in the who does she look like? She looks
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: like a Hispanic Megan.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Fo I don't remember.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: She's a wildly.
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: Attractive girl with a loose ponytail, and she's uh, she's
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: rough around the edges, but she's still wildly feminine.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: At the same time.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: I don't remember the trailer.
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: Yeah, watch it next time and think, wow, this feels
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: like a replacement for Megan Fox, who probably would have
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: been in.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: That film had she not called Michael Bay Hitler h
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: moving on. But yeah, so she's the type of person
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: who gets cast to be the looks. Yeah, that's why
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: you're gonna like her when you see your New Girls.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: She's actually really funny.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: Cool looking forward to it.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: Yeah, she fills in for like a you're talking about that.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: So, yeah, Jennifer's Body in two thousand and nine. Check
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: that out if you have not, and if it's been
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: a while since you've watched it, rewatch it again. It
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: is seriously awesome. I can clearly remember this having a
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: lower rating when I first rated it back in twenty
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: twenty on Letterbox it had about a three point two then,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: and shockingly, because I'm looking at how many of my
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: friends have watched it recently, and there's a shit ton
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: of people in the in the past month that have
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: watched this recently and rated it, so obviously you're right.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: It is just coming back around for some weird reason.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: And it's now up to a three point five out
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: of five on Letterbox, which is insane because the IMDb
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: is at a five point three out of ten, and
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people use Letterbox more
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: than IMDb to rate stuff, especially stuff that comes back
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: around like this. Yeah, people are always rating it on Letterbox.
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: So it has definitely gone up in the polls if
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: you will on Letterbox by a substantial amount, and I
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: gave it a four. I originally had given it a
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: three five, but I enjoyed it so much more on
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: this watch. It's a fucking it's It's an awesome movie.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: It truly is. It's one of It's one of a kind,
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: even with all the you know kind of stuff that
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of. At the end of the day,
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: it's just very well done. The CG holds up. It's
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: a unique story, it's fucking hilarious, and it's got good
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: It's not a lot of gore, but good gore when
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: they're like the dead bodies and all the blood. It's
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: good looking, practical effects. Yeah, so that's a four from me.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: What about you? I give it like a three, A three,
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: Oh okay. Interesting. Where I felt was that it's so
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: weird because every time we talk about rate ratings on
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: the show, you don't ever really go over a three
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: to five. Yet somehow your most rated star, like your
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: star rating on Letterbox is a full. So where are
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: all those movies at I don't really need to know. No,
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: we don't have time to go. We're like out of time,
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: like and I still have to do trivia, Like I
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: got to run through this real quick. Unless you don't
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: want to do.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: It, you can do trivia.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: I mean look it up real quick, but like seriously,
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: like we're we're like out of time here, so trivia.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: Despite a mixed critical reception, the film gained a strong
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: cult following over the years, and even had a garnered
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: an unofficial musical in twenty eighteen. Megan Fox has said
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: that this is her favorite movie of her respective filmographies.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: Emma Stone was originally considered for the role of Needy,
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: and also Blake Lively turned down the role of Jennifer
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: due to scheduling conflicts with Gossip Girls, so that would
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: have been a wildly different movie if we had Blake
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: Lively as Jennifer and Emma Stone is Needy. Like I said,
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Hersh's chocolate syrup was used for the black vomits scene
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: along with CGI and also, funny enough, a man is
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: sea free to audition for the role of Mikayla in
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: Transformers two thousand and seven, but the role obviously went
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: to Megan Fox, so that's kind of a funny thing.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: And I can only find one goof this was kind
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: of like a factual goof and Nity does research on
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: the occult and determines that Jennifer is a suckubiss, a
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: demon which feeds on flesh. A succubis is believed to
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: be a female demon that has intercourse with sleeping with
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: men and does not in fact eat flesh. So that's
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: kind of the only real whatever you want to call it,
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: like inconsistency with these suckubists is that they don't feed
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: on people, they have intercourse with sleeping men. So that's
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: what a sukubis is.
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't really put too much concern into that,
- 1:18:35Speaker 3: considering like how many different.
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: Variations they're on, all sorts of lowers, no version, and
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: even in VHS the short with the Sukubists, she is
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: seen ripping apart that guy.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: So I don't know if she was eating him, but
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: she was ripping him apart. So give me a couple
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: of four star movies real quick before we end this.
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: Uncle Peckerhead okay, host, Okay, the Hunt, okay quite please?
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: Part two?
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: All right? So they're all horror movies.
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: Nevermind, Oh no, I have non horror ones. I was
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: just going for horror ones. So you knew that sometimes
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: they rate horror, so you do.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, only three for that. I'm surprised. I figured
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: you would to give them more. All right? Well, follow
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- 1:19:25Speaker 1: doctor Procter on Letterbox.
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: You are Watson l MP ninety next week.
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: Again, don't really know what's happening. I am enjoying this
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: one movie an episode thing. I think we're doing pretty
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: well with it, so we're gonna continue doing that, and
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: we're also going to do some down the road. We're
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: going to do some indie movies that I got sent
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: to me and that have been requested for us to review,
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: which is really awesome. And then we're also going to
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: do an interesting concept where we do where we me
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: and Corey are going to watch a movie and kind
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: of do like a Mystery Science Little Miss three Science Theater.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Three thousand, right, Don't Hurt Yourself three K.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: M s T three K thing where we just kind
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: of talked about the movie You're more familiar, Yeah, well
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: it's going on and stuff like that. So a lot
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: of fun stuff in store for the future. So until
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: next week, guys, stay tuned and stay spookykybye,