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Ep. 161 HEMA Sweats w/ Beau Glitschka (Privychat 40) · Privycast

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  >> Hunter Hoover: If they, if they try to map me,
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  it's gonna be the most boring map ever drawn. It's
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  like, does he do anything but go to
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  these four buildings ever?
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  Like.
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  Welcome back to Privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathrooms
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  recorded this week'm I'm,
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  I'm off location. If the, if the shrubbery,
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  it's real. See it's 3D. Um,
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  if you didn't notice and I right
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  here, uh, I am off location. I'm m
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  doing a remote record. Uh, but due to circumstances
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  in my life, it worked better for me to record
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  remotely this week. So, um, I'm going to be
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  joined by a, a, ah, longtime
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  friend and first time guest, Bo Glitchka.
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  So let's see if we can get Bo in here.
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  Well, hello everyone. I'm joined
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  this week by uh, Bo
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  Glitchka. Bo, how are you?
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  >> Bo Glitchka: I'm great. Today I'm a little, little fried.
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  I've been working about 10,
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  10 hour days for tax season lately,
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  so fun.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, times.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Greatly appreciated
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  your reminder yesterday about our uh, episode.
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  So.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, and I'm guilty because, uh,
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  I only texted you because my wife
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  said, aren't you recording with someone tomorrow
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  night? I went, oh, I better
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  text him because if I forgot there's no telling
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  because like, yeah, people,
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  it, yeah, uh, what would we
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  do without, without the wives?
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, it's funny because speaking of wives, my
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  I remembered yesterday I got home and Jess, um,
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  is up in Portland tonight. I'm like, oh, I'm going to be on
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  Hunter's podcast tomorrow. She's like, what? You're on
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  his podcast? And I'm like, two things.
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  One, didn't I put it in the calendar? She's like, no. And then
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  two, how do you know he has a podcast? And she's like, I follow him
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  on like Instagram or Facebook or something
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  out there. So she was like super excited about that. She's like, how did
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  you not tell me you're on this podcast?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that's awesome, dude. Well,
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  uh, yeah, she's great because the
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  uh, I'll be honest, the female. It turns out the
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  female demographic for people that like talking
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  and listening to bathrooms is not as big as you
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  think.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, so
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  this is true.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, there's a handful. Um, my wife's even
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  like, yeah, I'll be on. I don't know, it's, it's weird.
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  You do your thing and I'm like, al right, cool.
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  We'I'be Friday night for a while. That'd be great.
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  Um, but yeah, Bo, we,
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  you know, Something I always try to do is
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  we know each other from Corbin, um,
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  the Corbin days. It kind of lives in my brain as
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  this chunk of time that
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  for me it felt like it continued to get
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  longer and longer. But what was your
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  like, you know, were you were in
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  Ferrar? Uh, do you want to explain Ferrar
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  or were you were in Ferar? Right.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: So that's a really funny question because,
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  um, the perception that I was in
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  Ferar a is a correct perception,
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  but I was actually a commuter who
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  spent a lot of time in Ferr.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Okay. I feel
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  that because my last few years there I was the same
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  way, but I spent. I fet, like all my time up in Balio,
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  so. Yeah, I get
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  that.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. The pipeline
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  from commuter to like
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  Ferrara B. It was so like my
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  very first day on. On campus.
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  Um, I.
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  Okay. Okay. So I. So I became
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  friends with, ah, with a fellow named Kyle
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  Wagner very early. Like before my
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  time at Corbin. We were in the same core group, so we met on Facebook
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  and no one else in the core group had any interest
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  in. And chatting and him. But him and I were. Were
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  like huge, big time Star
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  wars nerds. And we just like chatted throughout the entire summer.
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  Met up. I got connected to his hall,
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  which, uh. Who the R.A. was Connor Lock.
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  And uh, one of the
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  other guys in the hall was Bradley Troll, whose episode
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  I listened to in preparation for this episode,
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  actually invited, um, me
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  to joined, uh, with their whole activities
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  over the course of orientation, uh, week. And
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  so I spent a lot of time hanging out with, uh. And that
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  was the basement. Right. Which got scattered to
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  the wind after that first year, which, you know, m.
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  Long story short, a lot of my friends ended up in
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  Ferrar. So I spent a lot of time, uh,
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  occasionally, more than occasionally, sleeping over in
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  Brad's room, uh, when he was
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  over there. Uh, know, I knew a lot of the RAs.
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  A lot of the. A lot of my close friends. I still
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  speak to braw Ferrarins at the
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  time. Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, that's awesome.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: It was a good time.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's cool. That like. I don't know. I
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  guess you are probably.
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  You're probably. I don't want to say, like, I don't know how many
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  freshmen were able to swing that commuter
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  gig.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Not many.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, so because like a lot
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  you have like commuters who I think
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  started as students like yourself. And like,
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  if you were out of state, I think that you had to
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  be on campus. Right. You could only be a commuter if
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  you were like, living like. I only lived 10 minutes from
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  campus. Um, that's. It was funny because I would
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  talk to other students who I think a lot of
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  commuters who. 18
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  and going to court, like, they're still somewhat under, like,
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  mom and dad's yoke in a lot of
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  ways. I've talked to you like, how do you, like, how do your parents,
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  like, like, let you. Like, I spen all this time at school, I'm
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  like, I'm an adult first.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I want.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, it was. It was. It was great because, like, you know,
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  I think, like, like, we're 18. We want to, like, be at
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  school, you know, with, like, our peers, away from.
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  Away from home. And so, like it,
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  like, I really enjoyed,
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  um, like, going somewhere,
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  spending a lot of time there.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Y.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, like living life with, like, with a peer
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  group.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, and so, like, you know, it was.
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  It was only 10 minutes away from home, so it was like. And I. For
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  most of my time, until I was a senior and had an
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  internship, like, I also worked at Corbin, so,
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  you know. Yeah, it was a perfect little ecosystem.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Were you in the library?
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Yes, I. I did. I had a stinton.
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  Served my time in Eamark, and then I did,
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  uh, two years in the library, which to
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  this day is probably the best job I've ever worked in
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  my life.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Like,
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  do you even prefer it over your current.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: I mean, like, I. I mean, like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: He loves where he works employer.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, so, like, love where. So
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  I'm a state home accountant, which I love what
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  I do. I like. I like doing
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  taxes, uh, and whatnot. It's just like, I look back
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  at that Corbin time. Oh, you know, I went to Corbin. I did,
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  like, worked my 10 or 15 hours a
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  week in the library, and I got likeeah back.
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  I'll know is not back. Then I could do my homework, like,
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  while I worked. And I felt like I also, like,
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  got my job. My boss, Sarah Davis, liked me
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  and soh. Yeah, I was able to do a good
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  job and get homework. You know, it was, like, perfect
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  for college students, especially after, like, I'd never done
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  food service before. So, like, a whole year in Eamark
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  was, like, enough to
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  make one motivated to do anything else.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. Yeah, I'm convinced. I tell the high school
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  kids I work with because they complain and they get entitled to all sorts
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  of things that aren't theirs. Um, and I
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  just tell them. I was like, listen, I firmly believe that
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  everybody should work. It doesn't matter for how long. Even if
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  it's just for, like, three or four months, everybody should Work
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  either food service or retail. Like,
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  just to have that experience
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  because, um, it'll change you. Sometimes for the
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  worse.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, no, it's so
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  true. It's a necessary,
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  uh.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's a Gsting ground. Yeah.
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  Um, so, Bo, I want to ask. And we were
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  talking a little bit before I hit record,
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  um, about these. These. Okay.
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  So you called it
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  Hemaa. So before we
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  hit record, I was like, is it fencing? Um, tell me
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  about Himma. And then
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  also, how did you get involved? Because, uh, this
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  is fairly recent because I. When I knew you, like, from
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  before. I don't ever remember you doing it. Unless you did. You have
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  secret life?
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. No, this is a very, uh,
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  very recent development in the
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  grand scheme of things. So, uh,
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  uh, I'll start with what Hema is. So Hema stands for
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  Historical European martial arts. It falls
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  within an umbrella that I
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  suppose you could refer to as Western martial arts.
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  Like, you know, martial arts that, like, that would have
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  originated in.
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  For, um, the sake of keeping this simple.
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  Europe. Um, there's a lot
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  of different weapons and fighting
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  styles you can adopt. What I do specifically
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  is German longsword. Uh,
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  and there's different types of longs. Like, there's
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  Italian known as Fiore. What I.
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  What I do is, uh, it's based on the
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  teachings of this 1300s sword
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  master named Johannes Le Letonaur, who,
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  uh, he never wrote anything down while he was alive,
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  but his students took all his works and compiled them in
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  this pnemonic poem called the Zetl,
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  which is. If you read through it,
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  it's basically like. It's just a poem about
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  how to fight. Like, if your opponent does this, you do that.
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  And it actually,
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  uh. I'm going to Google here on my other.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, do it.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Go for it. Uh, there's a couple of lines from that. I really.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that. You know, I'm going to bring
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  this up when I'm telling my high school kids about poetry
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  because they always, you know, they always grunt and groan and I'mnn say,
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  well, hey, uh, you never know. You might
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  be sword fighting someone one day and need this as a
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  reminder. A, uh, memory device or a tool
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  to remind you of the next move.
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  That's such a specific thing. Tub. Bo. Like,
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  this. This random, you know,
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  like, swordsman, I guess. Was. Would you call him a
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  swordsman? Or is it. I don't know.
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  I don't know if that's. It's one of those things where I don't. It'if will
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  I say something that's like, super offends
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  some martial art community. Because I don't know. What. I don't know.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Oh, no, no. So, I mean,
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  the he. So what's fun in the hem. Human community
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  is just like the constant. It's just a
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  constant source of drama. Like,
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  the longer I'm mostly, uh,
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  like, revolving around current events. Like.
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  Yeah, it's a fun community because it's. It's
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  very. It's open, it's welcome. You know,
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  it introduces people who know nothing
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  about this thing. It raises them up helpful of like people with a
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  lot of ego. Um,
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  who.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, you know, like, people like to
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  think that they're right and, you know, we're
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  bringing weapons into the mix and, you know,
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  like, blood runs hot and it's a.
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  Wow. It's, uh, a. You know, I like to myself
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  pretty, like, drama free. And I like to observe
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  drama. I don't like to, like, participate or strir.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Dr.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: But like, learning about things is always
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  fun because the longer I'm in it, the more I learn about, like. Oh,
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  like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: And like the sport itself. So.
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  So Hema used to be called something known as, like,
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  it was arma. And then like, this big. There was this big school and,
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  like, it fell apart and all these
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  practitioners spread to the winds. And
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  least that's the.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: That. That is what, like, I. I was told about
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  its origins because, like, as a sport, the concept of
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  Hema, I think, is pretty relatively new. And
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  like, just my luck, someone might listen to this and be like, bo
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  doesn't even know the history of his own sport
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  because we've.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: The Internet warriors are always set as straight. That's what I've
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  always learned.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: It's true. Uh, and like'ing,
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  I spend a lot more time. Like, I go to. I should
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  go read some manuals, do some research.
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  Like, life is short. I spend a lot more time. I. You enjoy going to
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  class? You know, I go to class like, three, two
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  to five days a week, depending on how. How busy I
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  am. Uh, you know, I go to class
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  practicing my
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  sword swings and.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Moves and whatnot and.
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  And no.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Is it like. Is it a pretty good workout?
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Oh, incredibly. Uh, yeah.
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  So, um,
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  so why I got into it specifically. So
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  I found, um, my coach had posted an ad in
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  the Statesman journal or some local magazine. Um,
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  yeah, about a year ago.
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  Uh, or. No, like, we're going on like,
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  almost a year and a half now. And so I
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  emailed him, like, hey, I used to do
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  Olympic fencing. Actually like about 14
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  or 15 years ago when I was in middle school in high school. And
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  so see something
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  like this available in Salem was really cool because we haven't had a fencing
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  school in Salem in a long time.
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  And I wanted something to do during tax season because I
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  work from home. I'll sit down for like 10,
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  12 hours a day. Then I'll go play video games
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  after that so I sit even longer. And so I really wanted something
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  like uh, make me active. And
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  uh, and my. So my coach
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  uh, he specifically makes it a pretty
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  big workout because he wants us to be
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  like pretty physically fit to meet the
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  demands of the sport which I, I've
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  done a handful of competitions and I think it's,
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  his approach is really paid off. Like he, he makes us
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  uh do a pretty intensive warm up. He makes
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  us do wrestling drills. Uh, he spends
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  time making us do cutting drills. Well
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  like we'll do like a whole bunch of drills for just like the
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  first half of class and then jump into a
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  pretty intense lesson. And
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  uh, right now he's trying to get
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  um, me and some of the other guys ready
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  for tournaments uh, coming
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  up this summer. So like even like up the
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  antsi. He introduced
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  exercise bands into the mix. He'll make us put an
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  extraized band around our waist and we'll like like
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  walk forward till there's tension and then we'll practice
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  like springing forward you know just to
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  uh, increase our like explosivity
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  as uh athletes like it.
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  If I was doing like morning like, like morning weights
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  like say like a high like a college athlete was doing.
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  Yeah, it almost feels like that some days
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  because like I go to practice, you know it's a two hour practice. I do
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  that minimum three days a week
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  sometimes. I'm doing less now because of
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  tax season. If I wasn't doing tax season I might be going like
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  like you know four or five days a
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  week. Plus my, my coach
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  is also ah, he hosts
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  what's called a mayce spel class
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  on Monday and Wednesday
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  um, during the lunch hour where it like it's like a
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  dumbbell but it's like it's an iron bar like
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  a like ball shaped weight on the end and you just
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  like, like swing it around and stuff.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. Uh, my uh, my father in law
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  had uh one of these and had a bunch of us try to mess with
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  it. That stuff that doesn't take much to get you worked
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  out.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, it's uh a like
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  it's, it's fun. It uh, you know
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  gets a um, gets your cardio up. It helps build
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  muscle uh, which is uh,
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  which I like because like the sword stuff
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  is great. You know, I was trying to get more uh,
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  like muscular, like exercise
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  routines in place. Uh,
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  yeah. So that's uh.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Wow.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, if you have any feel like I've covered like a lot
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  of like very like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Ah, you narrow topics. You have any specific questions?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I m. I do have a couple specific questions and one of them
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  is related to the bathroom. Um, so
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  you said. Yeah. You said earlier that you have
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  armor on like during the competitions or even
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  like during practice. What like is it like full
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  body?
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  >> Bo Glitchka: That's a good. Yeah. So, uh,
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  we. So there's a different. A couple different types of
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  fighting. So there's blas vectin, which
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  is. That's like middle German for
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  fighting. And in blouse, like fighting in street
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  clothes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: And then there's a harness vectin, which is like
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  fighting in uh, heavier
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  kit. Right. Uh, so in medieval
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  terms, like either you'd be like just
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  wearing uh, what the
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  average person would wear that day. Maybe you'd
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  have a gambeson on or something.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, oras if you were like
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  a man at arms or a knight, you e. Have
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  like some more like heavier armor. So.
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  And the use of the long sword would change. Right. Because if
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  I'IF you're an armor and I'm an armor and you both have
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  swords, I'm not going toa like approach you the
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  same way. I would like cut down an like
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  an unarmored like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Soldier or you know, like peasant or something. I'd like.
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  I'd grab my sword probably with two hands. So I could
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  try to like work the point into a ah,
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  weak spot in your armor. So what we do is
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  called blasectin. You know, fighting in clothes
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  we wear like uh. We wear pretty
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  heavy jackets. Kind of like a gambeson.
• 18:27
  Um, I have like some
• 18:29
  special pants that have like a little bit of padding
• 18:32
  in the front of the legs. Um.
• 18:36
  Like. Oh, uh,
• 18:39
  yep. Very good. Very important. Uh,
• 18:41
  I, um. Every like
• 18:44
  every time I've not worn, uh,
• 18:47
  like athletic cup down below, I've
• 18:49
  regretted immensely. So that's
• 18:52
  m. Like because we're like. We're hitting each other with
• 18:55
  like, you know, like four foot long like pieces of metal. So
• 18:58
  like, like, you know,
• 19:01
  protection and safety is like
• 19:04
  you're. You know, like I'm responsible for myself. I'm responsible for my
• 19:07
  training partner. Yeah.
• 19:10
  Athletic injuries are
• 19:13
  like. Are inevitable.
• 19:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Do you get pretty bad like it. Bruising? I
• 19:18
  mean, I assume you got.
• 19:19
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. So I got this bl.
• 19:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: And it's even got that weird green because it's been
• 19:25
  sitting. That's.
• 19:26
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. So I bre. I
• 19:29
  breuise very easily.
• 19:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: So, um, naturally you took up hima
• 19:34
  bruising and. Yeah. Dang, dude, that's
• 19:37
  crazy. So, so full
• 19:40
  art. You've got the lesser. I
• 19:43
  mean not lesser room but like the softer covering type
• 19:45
  thing for. Is it, is it hard to get
• 19:48
  on and off for going to the bathroom and have you ever like
• 19:51
  had to go and had it be a problem?
• 19:54
  >> Bo Glitchka: So when I, when I'm um, like
• 19:57
  on like a tournament day, I'm just
• 19:59
  chugging water because like
• 20:02
  I'm like, I have so much cloth.
• 20:05
  Like'a massive cloth on that. Like I'm sweating
• 20:08
  like a pig. I'm. When I go into the
• 20:11
  ring it's um, would. I would call it like.
• 20:14
  It's similar to boxing.
• 20:16
  Like if you're doing boxing, you have to have a good
• 20:19
  cardiovascular health. You're moving a
• 20:22
  lot. If you're. You're not moving,
• 20:25
  you probably gotta move more is how
• 20:27
  I. And I like to move.
• 20:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: If you're not moving, you're losing.
• 20:32
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yes. I'm not to steal that. Like,
• 20:34
  I like to like dance. Like dance and
• 20:37
  bounce around and like. Yeah, I like to be pretty quick and's
• 20:40
  like I'm sweating a ton and so like, um.
• 20:44
  Like there's like, when it's downtime, like
• 20:46
  I might have to go like go do a number one
• 20:49
  like five, like five times
• 20:52
  in like a couple hours span just because
• 20:55
  like I'm trying to keep like stay hydrated.
• 20:58
  And if I'm not fighting, if I'm like, if I'm sitting for a couple
• 21:01
  hours, like, well, suddenly I'm not sweating. So
• 21:03
  I, um, just
• 21:06
  gotta like make, you know, so
• 21:08
  I'I'M going back and forth, but I haven't had like
• 21:11
  any accidents or any crazy
• 21:14
  uh, like bathroom stories.
• 21:17
  But yeah, um, so it was when
• 21:20
  I told a buddy, I was like, oh, Hunter just asked me to be on this
• 21:23
  podcast. I'm like like, what am in talk about? He was like, oh, you should like,
• 21:26
  like, like what would one do on the battlefield back in the
• 21:29
  day? I'm like, yeah, yeah, they'd probably just go in
• 21:32
  their armor. Um,
• 21:35
  like, either you like, you go
• 21:38
  before the battle like, because you don't want any
• 21:41
  distractions.
• 21:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Right?
• 21:42
  >> Bo Glitchka: You know, if it comes down to a life and death
• 21:45
  situation, if you're in a line of men, you're
• 21:48
  you. The guy next to you is counting on you. You're counting on
• 21:51
  them. So it's like you either go before.
• 21:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Or you're like go right in the
• 21:57
  middle.
• 21:58
  >> Bo Glitchka: Are you going in the middle? Because like it's preferably
• 22:01
  before because. Because you don't want that distraction,
• 22:05
  which that just sounds like just nasty
• 22:08
  to be living that.
• 22:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh man. You know, but that you're. You're
• 22:13
  probably right because
• 22:16
  um, you know,
• 22:19
  I. I can't remember what it was. I want to say
• 22:22
  I was doing some research on like racing and
• 22:24
  stuff and there's like runners
• 22:27
  and bicyclists that like when they're in
• 22:30
  big, you know, day to day long
• 22:33
  races where there, I mean every second counts and
• 22:35
  their. You just on their grind, they're barely
• 22:38
  stopped. They will just go to the bathroom
• 22:41
  like in the middle of the
• 22:44
  activity. And I'm like that to me,
• 22:47
  uh, I think that would cost me more
• 22:49
  time just to deal with, you
• 22:52
  know, the psychology of. Well, now
• 22:55
  I've got this to uh, maneuver for the next
• 22:58
  who knows how many hours.
• 23:02
  Yeah, I guess it wore like you can't be
• 23:05
  donawning and doffing. Is that the right
• 23:07
  word? Doffing.
• 23:09
  >> Bo Glitchka: Doffing.
• 23:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Doffing. I think doffing is when you take it off.
• 23:13
  >> Bo Glitchka: Maybe not have to look into
• 23:15
  the uh, some. These uh.
• 23:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Maybe that's a hunter hoover made up wording. Uh,
• 23:21
  goffing.
• 23:22
  >> Bo Glitchka: I'll start throwing that word around and see how people react.
• 23:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, see if they start looking at you like you like you're
• 23:28
  uh, like a sociopath or something. Doing
• 23:31
  the heck. Why do he say that again? He thinks
• 23:34
  it's a word.
• 23:35
  >> Bo Glitchka: I'll use that practice next time and yeah, see any.
• 23:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hey, y'all gonna doff your thing and just kind of give them
• 23:41
  the like. Huh?
• 23:44
  Anybody? Yeah,
• 23:47
  I found that. Like, I'll do that a lot. I'll just kind of say
• 23:50
  words that I don't. I don't know if they're real. Then just lean into it
• 23:53
  with medium level confidence. Um, I think
• 23:56
  a lot of people are like, we're just
• 23:58
  gonna let him think it's a word. You know, I.
• 24:02
  Yeah, I don't know if it's pity or confusion. O.
• 24:04
  Uh, I just kind of lean into it. It's fun at the
• 24:07
  high school because those kids, sometimes they don't have the best vocabulary
• 24:10
  as it is. So you're just like, yeah, guys,
• 24:13
  you guys think that like all these
• 24:16
  fake made up words are real words. So
• 24:19
  uh, you don't know. You, you don't know if my word's real.
• 24:21
  Um, it's true. Yeah. Um, man,
• 24:24
  that's so Is this like your
• 24:27
  first competition that you've done?
• 24:31
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, I've done a couple. Uh. Oay did
• 24:34
  like one of the big clubs in Portland hosted
• 24:36
  a just, just a mini practice tournament back
• 24:39
  in August that I did. Y. Uh, that was pretty fun. I did
• 24:42
  a. I uh got third
• 24:45
  place in the B tier at a
• 24:48
  beginner's tournament back in November.
• 24:50
  Uh, that was pretty exciting. Was. That's
• 24:53
  cool. It was like uh, I was say eight. I
• 24:56
  was like I got there eight and I was there till like
• 24:59
  nine or ten.
• 25:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 25:01
  >> Bo Glitchka: Then that was a blast. Uh,
• 25:04
  me and my coach and his son did a
• 25:07
  run a in a
• 25:10
  relay, a team relay tournament
• 25:13
  last weekend. So 12 teams, each team had
• 25:16
  three people. Um, and we got
• 25:19
  third place. Was. That was
• 25:21
  exciting.
• 25:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: How does a relay work with this?
• 25:25
  >> Bo Glitchka: So uh, um. I don't know how prominent those
• 25:28
  are. It was just ah. The club in Portland hosted it is.
• 25:31
  They're trying to do something small like you know, once a
• 25:34
  quarter. Yeah. So the way it worked
• 25:37
  was you had 12 teams. Each team was in a pool. So
• 25:40
  had ah, uh, three
• 25:42
  pools. So three pools of four teams. And
• 25:45
  uh, each team would fight each
• 25:48
  other team in that pool. And so you'd have
• 25:50
  a match and you would just both teams fight each other
• 25:53
  till uh, all of the
• 25:56
  fencers on that team
• 25:59
  uh w lost all their points. So
• 26:02
  each person had I think it was seven health points. Uh
• 26:06
  and so our strategy
• 26:09
  was whenever one of us would take a hit so
• 26:12
  uh, you could swap out for another teammate whenever you
• 26:15
  got hit. So we were like no matter what happens,
• 26:18
  one of us gets hit, we're going to swap out to the next guy because we
• 26:21
  were wanted to stay nice and fresh. Plus mhm. It would let us
• 26:24
  get nice and warmed up in the process.
• 26:26
  And um, no one else was doing
• 26:29
  that in. A lot of people said that wow.
• 26:32
  Like I'd go into the ring to fight, I
• 26:35
  hit one of you guys and then another guy would come in.
• 26:38
  I had to figure out what to do about them. So apparently it was a good
• 26:40
  strategy. Uh, helps stay
• 26:43
  fresh. We only lost all of
• 26:46
  our health points and two of the
• 26:49
  matches that we lost. It was our. We went
• 26:51
  uh, two to one in our pool,
• 26:54
  won two, lost one and then we lost our
• 26:58
  a match later which
• 27:01
  was the fight for
• 27:04
  the ability to place in first or
• 27:07
  second. So uh, I think we did pretty
• 27:09
  good. Yeah, uh,
• 27:12
  we've never fought as a team before. I kind of like the
• 27:15
  format. It's nice because uh,
• 27:18
  like I want to perform well
• 27:20
  to like make my team Proud and I'm
• 27:23
  also like relying on them. So I really like the, I'd love to
• 27:26
  do more stuff. Typically at a tournament it's just
• 27:29
  yourself ye. You just uh, show
• 27:32
  up, you fight through your pools, you get placed
• 27:35
  in an elimination bracket and uh,
• 27:38
  then you just like fighte till,
• 27:41
  till you're done. Just one time at time.
• 27:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Wow, man, that's neat. Um
• 27:47
  huh huh. That Who'have thought, you know, I'm
• 27:49
  like didn't even know this was a thing but here you
• 27:52
  are.
• 27:53
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, I like prior
• 27:55
  to uh. It's crazy because I don't
• 27:58
  know what I did with my time
• 28:01
  more than a year ago. Like I started this a year ago in
• 28:04
  January and it's like yeah, I played
• 28:07
  video games then. I still play some now. So was like
• 28:10
  that I'LIKE like I spend like a significant
• 28:13
  amount of time doing like I do two hours on Sunday,
• 28:17
  two uh, hours on Tuesday, two hours on Thursday. Sometimes
• 28:20
  on Fridays I'll go to other clubs and like if they
• 28:23
  have like a fight night and spary like I spen like
• 28:26
  a lot of time doing this and I'm just like my
• 28:29
  life just like feels so like I can't
• 28:32
  imagine my life without it. And I've only been doing this
• 28:35
  for a year.
• 28:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 28:37
  >> Bo Glitchka: And so it's ah. I have like no
• 28:40
  plans to stop unless I got like severely
• 28:43
  injured or uh,
• 28:46
  move somewhere where they're just like wasn't himma. And even then I
• 28:49
  would, I would try to like you know, drum up the, you know, the local
• 28:52
  populace to yeah, that's awesome. Into it.
• 28:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's cool that you're like, you know, even if, try
• 28:58
  to get something going yourself if that was the case. That's
• 29:01
  awesome. I think, See I think stuff like that, you
• 29:04
  know, I, I,
• 29:08
  I think so. Um, we kind of
• 29:11
  cross a lot of paths in the board game stuff back in the
• 29:14
  day. I think like that community is
• 29:16
  similar where it's like yeah, you know, it's a little bit easier
• 29:19
  to access the board game stuff in the game but like
• 29:22
  you know, like down here in Albany there's not a lot
• 29:25
  like as far as board gaming. There's a lot of card gaming that
• 29:28
  goes on and it's been cool to like,
• 29:31
  you know, touch base with some people that are down here and just kind of
• 29:34
  drum that up. Like you said. It's um, it's
• 29:37
  cool. The communities that we can find that like
• 29:40
  fill our time but are also like man, I don't really
• 29:43
  know, I don't really know what I did before. I Did this
• 29:45
  stuff. Like, it's.
• 29:47
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah.
• 29:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. That's cool. Do you u.
• 29:50
  I did have a question about taxes. Um, so
• 29:53
  you. So you're a big fan of taxes?
• 29:55
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, I'm a big fan, um, of
• 29:57
  preparing taxes.
• 30:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that's the correct answer. I was
• 30:04
  like. I was like, man, how do I phrase this to make
• 30:07
  it just sound the most frustrating?
• 30:09
  Any.
• 30:11
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, like, um, some days I have to, like,
• 30:14
  call a guy and say, oh, you ow 50 grand. Like,
• 30:17
  that's not fun for him. It's not fun for me.
• 30:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Bo. You're kidding. Is that has. I mean, I know you
• 30:22
  can't talk about specifics and.
• 30:24
  >> Bo Glitchka: But, like, that's like. And that's
• 30:27
  like a small. Like, for
• 30:30
  some. For some clients've encountered, like, that s. Small. Like,
• 30:33
  I've. I've been in the room when we've
• 30:35
  called guys up and like, o. We're going to have you guys make a
• 30:39
  half a million dollar extension payment. Um,
• 30:43
  okay.
• 30:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: But they have to be, like, multiillionaires.
• 30:46
  >> Bo Glitchka: And these are guys that have, like, big
• 30:49
  old construction businesses or
• 30:51
  something to that matter.
• 30:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: 500. Oh, my goodness.
• 30:56
  I get frustrated when I owe the state of Oregon, like, 400
• 30:59
  bucks.
• 31:00
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, I see. Like. And, uh,
• 31:04
  I'm closer to that
• 31:06
  level personally. Right.
• 31:09
  Like O500 or
• 31:12
  get 500 back? Like, Y. It's significant
• 31:15
  to me either way.
• 31:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Right. That's crazy,
• 31:19
  dude. That's wild.
• 31:22
  I don't even know if someone told me, like, hey, you
• 31:25
  owe any amount of money
• 31:28
  over. Over $20,000. I don't even know
• 31:31
  what I would. I would be like,
• 31:34
  how do you do? You just. I mean, you set an extension,
• 31:37
  but, like, can you take out a loan to pay your
• 31:40
  taxes? What do you do?
• 31:42
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, I assume many
• 31:45
  businesses, if they have, like, a rolling line of credit, you know, they
• 31:48
  probably draw from that. M.
• 31:51
  It's crazy. I'm not like,
• 31:56
  I think the goal.
• 31:59
  I think once should have, like, a nuanced approach
• 32:02
  to debt. Right. Like, I wouldn't
• 32:05
  recommend you or I do that. I'd say, oh, you should
• 32:08
  consider, uh, getting an installment agreement
• 32:11
  with the, uh, IRs to handle
• 32:14
  that. I wouldn't recommend debt. Right. If it's a.
• 32:17
  A business, you. The goal is to like, not
• 32:20
  have that eventually, right.
• 32:22
  Considering the cost of interest.
• 32:24
  But there's a.
• 32:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: How long. Like, when you sit down to do. Do you meet
• 32:31
  with people or is it like, they send you the stuff and they're like, call us
• 32:34
  when you got it and you're done crunching our numbers? Like, how
• 32:37
  do you? I guess. How
• 32:40
  do. I don't know how tax preparation works.
• 32:43
  >> Bo Glitchka: So it's a good question because I think,
• 32:46
  like, for the last hundred
• 32:48
  years, like, you know, last, like, a lot of
• 32:51
  older clients have the mentality of, like, they want to come in, they
• 32:54
  want to sit down, they want to, like, go over all
• 32:57
  their documents, have them spread over the
• 32:59
  table. Um, I think
• 33:02
  it's totally fine. I
• 33:05
  get it. I work from home. I think my
• 33:08
  firm really focuses on a demographic
• 33:11
  that's okay meeting like this, you
• 33:13
  knowah, over video. Um,
• 33:16
  like, I have some clients who are our age. They'll, like, send
• 33:19
  me stuff, like, no
• 33:22
  email. I'll just get a document upload. I'll prepare
• 33:24
  their return. I'YOU know that
• 33:27
  we send something to them to sign. We'll communicate with
• 33:30
  them if they owe tax payments or
• 33:33
  estimates. They might not say
• 33:36
  anything.
• 33:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, that's wild.
• 33:38
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, I have clients, I'll get one email from them a year.
• 33:41
  It's thank you and, like. And
• 33:44
  that's it. Uh, yeah, some people. That's
• 33:47
  wild. Like, they have a higher level of concern.
• 33:50
  They, like, they, you know, they, uh, send me their documents
• 33:53
  and then they call me, they get the documents. I'm like, yes,
• 33:55
  I'm very busy. I have'not even looked at your
• 33:58
  documents, but I will get on that shortly.
• 34:01
  Yeah. And then, like, get into the return. It's
• 34:04
  like, I'll tell them, hey, this is like, you know, a
• 34:07
  rough estimate of what I think you'renna owe.
• 34:10
  Which sometimes they don't like that number. It'll.
• 34:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: They don't like the word O.
• 34:15
  >> Bo Glitchka: They don't like the word O. Then it'll like, jog their
• 34:18
  memory. Oh, like, I have,
• 34:20
  like, this other information that
• 34:23
  suddenly I remember. I'm like, oh, okay. Like,
• 34:26
  that's great. And like, there's.
• 34:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's magical information that makes them owe me
• 34:32
  money.
• 34:33
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. And so there's occasionally more back and
• 34:36
  forth.
• 34:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's cool.
• 34:39
  >> Bo Glitchka: It depends on the client.
• 34:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Have you ever, like,
• 34:43
  okay, so, I mean, you're. I mean, you can work quite a
• 34:46
  bit of independent, though. Then I was. I was wondering, like,
• 34:49
  because, man, is he, like, meeting with people and has he ever had,
• 34:52
  like, you know them? They don't come
• 34:55
  to your house. Do they, like, sit down and,
• 34:58
  um.
• 34:59
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, so I'm pretty
• 35:02
  fortunate working in my.
• 35:05
  My job for my employer. So I.
• 35:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's cool.
• 35:08
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, I go up to the office like, four days a year.
• 35:11
  Um, yeah, like.
• 35:14
  Like there's a client that me and one of my employers go and
• 35:17
  meet like two days of the year in February.
• 35:20
  And then I go up, uh, for a like,
• 35:23
  firm training day in September. Then we
• 35:25
  do, um, we have like a firm
• 35:28
  like fun day where they like, treat us to food
• 35:31
  and we go do something fun.
• 35:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, that's, that's wild, dude.
• 35:36
  I mean it's cool, but it's so
• 35:39
  foreign to me only because like,
• 35:42
  like I work at, I work at this high school where
• 35:45
  I see, I mean, truly some of these people at the high school, I see
• 35:48
  them more than I see my family sometimes.
• 35:51
  Like, I'm around them eight hours a
• 35:54
  day and just the
• 35:57
  thought of like, yeah, like four days a
• 35:59
  year is baffling. That's super cool that you get
• 36:02
  that because, uh. Does it get
• 36:05
  isolating though?
• 36:07
  >> Bo Glitchka: It does. So like,
• 36:10
  I would consider myself an
• 36:13
  extrovert. So like, like, wife comes
• 36:16
  home, I'm like, jess. Then like, I'm excited.
• 36:19
  You. I get the seeps. Like, if I don't have
• 36:22
  any like, client meetings or like
• 36:24
  calls with a coworker, I could go like a handful of
• 36:27
  days without. Oh my goodness, like
• 36:30
  one. Which is great because I used to like, like my
• 36:33
  prior job, I worked like in an office, you know, with
• 36:36
  a number of coworkers. Like on my last day there,
• 36:39
  one of them used Bo. I will miss you.
• 36:42
  I'PROBABLY spent more time with you than I have with my
• 36:45
  wife. Like, and it was
• 36:48
  like crazy to think about. I've been here so
• 36:50
  long. Like, like, like there's,
• 36:53
  there's days I miss being around like, people.
• 36:56
  But like, I'm pretty fortunate with this
• 36:59
  setup. I like working for home.
• 37:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you don't to. You don't have to share a bathroom space with people when
• 37:04
  you work from home.
• 37:04
  >> Bo Glitchka: That's. You don't have to
• 37:09
  talk. Be talking with a coworker.
• 37:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, go.
• 37:13
  >> Bo Glitchka: Oh. Or you know, like quick bathroom break.
• 37:16
  You know, like 15 minutes. Yeah.
• 37:18
  You walk to the bathroom and then your coworker keeps walking
• 37:21
  with you.
• 37:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 37:22
  >> Bo Glitchka: And they're talking and I'm just like, I've
• 37:25
  been surrounded by people. Go away hours. I want
• 37:28
  my, like my five minutes, um, of
• 37:31
  just me in the bathroom. No,
• 37:34
  no, you walk to the urinal, this person'carrying on the
• 37:37
  conversation. Doesn't like, doesn't break
• 37:40
  pace. He's out there like their uneral.
• 37:43
  You're at yours. And like, they keep talking. You're like, mhm. Hmm.
• 37:46
  This is great. Shut up.
• 37:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: And they're not even peeing. They're just standing there
• 37:51
  pretending to. No.
• 37:55
  >> Bo Glitchka: I'm not sure if that would Be better or worse. Now they're also peeing.
• 37:58
  Wash, uh, your hands. You go back, like, no break in the
• 38:01
  conversation. You're like, is there any peace,
• 38:04
  uh, that.
• 38:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my gosh. See, yeah, I'm, uh, fortunate because,
• 38:09
  like,
• 38:12
  it's, like, impossible for teachers
• 38:15
  to coincide their bathroomoming
• 38:18
  you. It's like you run
• 38:20
  to the bathroom when you get a second in an emergency. And so
• 38:23
  it's like, I don't run into that. But
• 38:26
  that's wild. The urinal bathroom
• 38:29
  conversation is. It must
• 38:32
  end.
• 38:32
  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, see, I grew up
• 38:36
  as a homeschooler, so, like, the bathroom to
• 38:38
  me was where I'LIKE I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
• 38:41
  There's nobody else. You get like, a
• 38:44
  few minutes to do my business, and
• 38:47
  no one can. No one'sn talk to me. And
• 38:50
  it'like it's like, like the one place as a
• 38:52
  homeschooler, it's like you be, like, away
• 38:55
  from.
• 38:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Nobody has drugged their computer
• 38:59
  and an audio mixer and a microphone out
• 39:02
  and set it up in the bathroom stall randomly.
• 39:05
  Next.
• 39:07
  >> Bo Glitchka: Have you. Have you ever been recording
• 39:10
  and, like, someone came in to use bathroom?
• 39:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. Um, so at our. At our
• 39:15
  chat. The church here. So this is actually a little background
• 39:18
  for why I'm in this bathroom. I
• 39:21
  normally record in the men's bathroom in this building. Um,
• 39:24
  but there were so many cars parked
• 39:27
  outside this building when I got here. I went,
• 39:30
  no. Because one time,
• 39:32
  a buddy of mine, he and I were in recording, and we're, you know,
• 39:35
  we're talking about going to the bathroom or
• 39:38
  something, and one of the elders of the church
• 39:41
  opens the door, sees us sitting there with a
• 39:44
  computer and all the stuff. He goes, huh? Uh, what
• 39:47
  are we doing, boys? And my buddy just looks, he
• 39:50
  goes, we're recording a podcast. Want to
• 39:52
  join? And he goes, he just. He
• 39:55
  just shakes his head, just gives us the like,
• 39:58
  nah. And I'm on staff here. That's the like.
• 40:01
  Like, I work here. And he goes out and all I can
• 40:04
  hear, I said, I say, chris Chrri. And I can hear
• 40:07
  him outside the bathroom to his wife. He says,
• 40:10
  there boys in the bathroom with microphones and everything,
• 40:13
  telling his wife. And she goes, what?
• 40:16
  And he goes, yeah, they're in there right now. What do I
• 40:19
  do? And I'm going, I, like, look at my buddy. I was like, what do
• 40:22
  we do? I, uh, think he has to go to the bathroom. He goes, he could have
• 40:25
  gone. And so, like,
• 40:28
  eventually pop my head as like, hey, I said, go
• 40:31
  knock on the door in the back building. I think the church
• 40:34
  secretary is back there. I was like, oh.
• 40:37
  So I do try to finangle it to
• 40:39
  where, um, I can
• 40:42
  maybe not have people walk in. I recorded one at a high
• 40:45
  school, at the high school I work at
• 40:47
  upstairs. And I didn't know
• 40:50
  this, but down, like. And you know when you get two
• 40:53
  guys talking in. In a closed bathroom
• 40:56
  space? That one was like. He and I were. Boom. We
• 40:59
  were together. Uh, downstairs was
• 41:02
  the girls, um.
• 41:04
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh.
• 41:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, it's like where they have the. It's like what J.D. used to
• 41:08
  do. J.D. smith. Um, that
• 41:11
  catch.
• 41:12
  >> Bo Glitchka: Oh, the, uh. Yeah. Col guarding.
• 41:14
  Yeah.
• 41:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ye. Yeah, yeah. The girls color guard team was
• 41:18
  downstairs practicing, and we walk out
• 41:21
  and. And they all are staring up like,
• 41:25
  what? And then I just hear it's Hoover. And
• 41:28
  I'm like. I said, mikey, were
• 41:31
  cooked. We're. We're toast.
• 41:33
  They were. They're ono us like, what are you doing? The coach like, what are you
• 41:36
  doing? Because she's one of the special ed assistants. I was
• 41:39
  like, we're recording. And she's
• 41:42
  like, just stares at us. I.
• 41:46
  We all work here. It. It's all good. Nobody needs
• 41:49
  to know. They need to know. They'll go, listen.
• 41:52
  No. Um, so yes, I definitely have had people walk
• 41:55
  in. And, uh, at the start of all this, I
• 41:58
  was originally gonna, like, go to stores and go
• 42:01
  to, like, places and go into the
• 42:04
  bathroom and just start recording. And then,
• 42:07
  uh, Kellen, Louie. I reached out to Kellen
• 42:10
  and I said, hey, I got question for you. Because he was like, in school to be a lawyer.
• 42:13
  I said, got question for you. If I record
• 42:16
  audio in a bathroom in somebody's
• 42:18
  like, business bathroom, is that. Is
• 42:21
  that legal? And he's like,
• 42:24
  you can tell. It's just. It's the exact
• 42:27
  interactions that Kellen and I always had where I would
• 42:30
  bring him something and he would just
• 42:32
  like. He's
• 42:35
  like, it. It's a gray area at best.
• 42:38
  He says, remember, it's private property.
• 42:41
  So best case
• 42:44
  scenario, they say nothing. And they're like, hey, what are you
• 42:47
  doing? In their worst case scenario is they trespass you and call the
• 42:50
  police. And they have every right to because it's their property.
• 42:53
  You don't even have to be recording. You can just, you know, be
• 42:56
  in the bathroom too long and they can say, ah, e. I think
• 42:59
  he's in there up to no good. We're going to call the police. And I'm like,
• 43:02
  ah, Albany's not that big. And I, uh,
• 43:05
  work in ministry with teens and work at a high school with
• 43:07
  teens. I should probably not be in the papers for getting
• 43:10
  arrested out of the bathroom. That's probably a better move.
• 43:13
  So we pivoted to at home,
• 43:16
  but's it's definitely easier to
• 43:19
  set up. I don't know what I was thinking in the first place, but.
• 43:21
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, these things have to evolve over.
• 43:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Oh, and evolve. They. They do
• 43:27
  they. This is like the joke that doesn't. Like, I.
• 43:30
  I started this as a goof, and it. It's
• 43:33
  like become this thing that I thoroughly enjoy it.
• 43:36
  I love it. Uh, I get to do a lot of research about a lot of stuff, and
• 43:39
  I didn't even know was a thing. Uh, but. And I get
• 43:42
  to talk to people kind like. I mean, like, we. We've. I feel
• 43:45
  like, texted and messaged on and off. You know,
• 43:48
  it's probably been a year or so since the real
• 43:50
  big. And it's like, you know what? I'm gonna reach out
• 43:53
  to these people that I haven't talked to in a while and just
• 43:57
  catch up a bit. It's.
• 43:59
  >> Bo Glitchka: It's.
• 44:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's been a real blessing in that I've enjoyed it. Like, even,
• 44:03
  like Bradley, you know, I would text him every now and then
• 44:05
  and.
• 44:06
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah.
• 44:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, and it was cool to connect with him because, you know, he
• 44:10
  got involved with some other podcast stuff that I was doing with Bible
• 44:12
  teaching. And, um. Yeah, it's
• 44:15
  just. It's neat. But,
• 44:18
  um, well, so, Bo, I have a. I have a bunch of questions
• 44:21
  that I ask everybody. Uh, and
• 44:24
  if you. If as you go through these, you're like, oh, I've said too
• 44:27
  much. Feel free to just say, text me. Like, hey,
• 44:30
  the question about the baths, we got to take that
• 44:33
  out. Like, it is too much. I talk too much about this.
• 44:36
  Editing is great. And at any time. Because what
• 44:39
  I find that happens is as I start asking these questions, people are
• 44:42
  like, oh, my gosh, I have a story that I might need
• 44:45
  to tell about that. Feel free to stop me whenever if you got a
• 44:47
  story, because it happens.
• 44:49
  >> Bo Glitchka: Sounds good.
• 44:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, so the first is what type of toilet paper
• 44:53
  do. Do y'all use at your house? Like, what brand? What. You
• 44:56
  know, what do you got going?
• 44:57
  >> Bo Glitchka: Costco. Yeah. Yes, Kirk. Yes,
• 45:00
  I know there's, like, other brands. I think we just typ.
• 45:03
  Get this. The Kirkland brand. It.
• 45:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 45:06
  >> Bo Glitchka: The job done.
• 45:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's right. Yep.
• 45:08
  >> Bo Glitchka: Not too much, not too little.
• 45:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's. To me, it's like the. It's.
• 45:14
  It's perfectly serviceable working
• 45:16
  persons. You know, it's not.
• 45:19
  It's not super plush, but it's not, it's not
• 45:22
  sandpaper like the high school's got. It's.
• 45:26
  I take my own paper to the bathroom sometime of high school. The kids make
• 45:29
  fun of me. It's funny. They're like, oh, Hoover's pooping again. I'm
• 45:32
  like, shut it, man.
• 45:33
  >> Bo Glitchka: If I, if I worked at a school
• 45:36
  or any place with like, uh, now. Now that I work
• 45:39
  from home all the time, where I have like, uh,
• 45:42
  access to my toilet.
• 45:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 45:43
  >> Bo Glitchka: If I ever did anything else like you, you
• 45:46
  bet I would bring my own teee to the bathroom,
• 45:49
  do well.
• 45:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: And like, I've worked at places like our church,
• 45:54
  they use Angel Soft. It's. It's perfectly fine.
• 45:57
  It's not terrible. But the stuff they have
• 46:00
  at the high school, I don't know. Like,
• 46:03
  I told them I, like, they have to seek this out on the
• 46:06
  Internet because I can't find this low
• 46:08
  grade anywhere. Um,
• 46:12
  and I just went out and bought like
• 46:15
  11 packages of toilet paper, different
• 46:18
  brands for an episode. It was a
• 46:21
  treat to have. Yeah.
• 46:24
  My neighbors across the street, they see me on load stuff from
• 46:27
  the back of my car sometimes because I, I do this
• 46:30
  podcast and then I also do youth
• 46:32
  ministry. Um, and they're
• 46:35
  like, why do you
• 46:38
  have that? And I was like, oh, it's for an event. And they're like,
• 46:40
  really? An event? You needed in it. You needed
• 46:43
  it. Why did you need a big pink inflatable
• 46:46
  dinosaur? It's, it's youth stuff. Don't worry about
• 46:48
  it. It. It's just that, you know, that's such.
• 46:51
  >> Bo Glitchka: A succinct way to describe, like, what happens in
• 46:54
  youth ministry.
• 46:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. Or like, you walk into my office,
• 46:58
  I've got a giant like 7 foot tall
• 47:01
  cut out of a bear of like a grizzly bear.
• 47:04
  And then I mean it, like probably a
• 47:07
  hundred little rubber frogs that I just stick all over the place
• 47:09
  all the time. And people walk in and it's
• 47:12
  just, they're like, how do you. I'm like,
• 47:16
  I need all of it at some point. Like,
• 47:19
  I need one and a half foot wide
• 47:23
  light up neon dice in case
• 47:26
  we need to play this game. It's gonna be great.
• 47:29
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, very understandable.
• 47:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, and then do y'all, when you put the toilet paper on
• 47:34
  the roll, do y all fold it over or
• 47:37
  under?
• 47:38
  >> Bo Glitchka: We are an over household.
• 47:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. So is wife. Your wife Jess is in
• 47:43
  agreement with this wholeheartedly, or.
• 47:45
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. I feel like we've. I don't know if we've ever
• 47:48
  had like any altercation or just. I think it
• 47:51
  Just. She was like that. I was like that.
• 47:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 47:54
  >> Bo Glitchka: I imag. Other couples have a bit of culture shock, and they, like.
• 47:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you know, some of us are living in a culture
• 48:00
  shock. Uh, do, um.
• 48:03
  Why do you think that it should go over?
• 48:07
  >> Bo Glitchka: So I heard your
• 48:09
  explanation when I listened to the
• 48:12
  episode with Brad. And like, what.
• 48:15
  What you're saying, like, in terms of, like, economics. That makes
• 48:18
  sense.
• 48:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 48:19
  >> Bo Glitchka: Just every time I've had, like, I've seen it,
• 48:22
  like, under. I feel like it's just. It's an accident waiting
• 48:25
  to, like,
• 48:28
  like, just unravel itself, I guess.
• 48:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really? Uh, you're not first to say that. I
• 48:33
  just.
• 48:34
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. Which, um. Like, the physics of
• 48:37
  that. Well, like, wouldn't
• 48:40
  roll the other way too.
• 48:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 48:43
  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, it's just all. It s just like,
• 48:46
  aesthetically, you know, it works.
• 48:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: It is. I will, you know. You know,
• 48:52
  Bo, I'I'VE had push in 40 of these
• 48:55
  conversations, and you're the first
• 48:58
  person to just say, you know what?
• 49:01
  Aesthetically, it just looks better.
• 49:03
  Like. I can't argue with that.
• 49:06
  It does look better. I keep looking right here
• 49:09
  because our custodian, he's a
• 49:11
  forward guy and he does it to mess with
• 49:14
  me because he's been on this and'like all right, all
• 49:17
  right, all right. Bo, do you use bar soap or
• 49:20
  are you, like, a liquid soap lad?
• 49:22
  >> Bo Glitchka: So
• 49:25
  I don't use bar soap, mostly because I need
• 49:28
  to gain an awareness of decent bar soap to
• 49:31
  use. I think. I think I
• 49:34
  have for about the last year, chiped using,
• 49:37
  like, the, uh, like Harry's
• 49:39
  liquidid, uh, stuff, which is, uh.
• 49:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yah.
• 49:43
  >> Bo Glitchka: It gets the job done. Smells good.
• 49:46
  No adverse side effects.
• 49:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, Yeah. I, uh,
• 49:52
  I used to be liquid soap. Die hard liquid
• 49:55
  soap. And I had
• 49:58
  somebody turn me on to, uh, Dr.
• 50:00
  Squatch is the big one. Now it's like everybody's getting
• 50:03
  squat.
• 50:04
  >> Bo Glitchka: I. I used it, like, back when they first came out. It was
• 50:07
  like. Like. I was like Corbin. It was like that the pine
• 50:09
  tar, like, smelled. It's pro.
• 50:12
  Like, it was expensive. And I was like, that
• 50:15
  is broken in college.
• 50:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, they're in Costco now. That's
• 50:20
  like the big.
• 50:21
  >> Bo Glitchka: I know. They've, like'like um.
• 50:24
  It's changed big, like with the bar stuff in Costco.
• 50:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. You get like, a six pack for, I want to say,
• 50:30
  like, 16 bucks or something. It's. It's
• 50:33
  still a little spendy, but it's. It's more with. It's not
• 50:35
  like $9 for a bar anymore.
• 50:38
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: If you. If you don't get it on sale or on a deal. It can
• 50:43
  be, it can be steep. The other one is Duke
• 50:46
  Cannon. Um, um, my
• 50:48
  buddy turned me on to Duke Cannon. Dude. Their, their bar
• 50:51
  of soap is no joke the size of a brick.
• 50:54
  Like it is truly a brick shaped
• 50:57
  brick sized bar. Um,
• 51:00
  I mean it is, it's a weapon.
• 51:02
  >> Bo Glitchka: So I shower a lot.
• 51:05
  Like yeah, I'm. I wish, I
• 51:08
  wish I could do it different. I'm like I have to shower
• 51:11
  in the morning. Um, yeah,
• 51:14
  like I, you know, if I go exercise, I shower. Like
• 51:17
  I, I shower too much. Right.
• 51:19
  Like you know with like between waking up and
• 51:22
  doing Hema. Like I.
• 51:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's better than the alternative. Like the alternative is not
• 51:27
  showering enough and that's not good for anybody.
• 51:31
  >> Bo Glitchka: That is true.
• 51:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 51:33
  >> Bo Glitchka: So I'm like I need, I need to like optimize
• 51:36
  my, my self
• 51:38
  cares. I'm gonna check out these do
• 51:41
  canon.
• 51:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, they can be a little spendy too. But they,
• 51:45
  they're big. Like I've
• 51:48
  only tried one. I can't remember what scent it was.
• 51:50
  But um, I think you can
• 51:53
  buy them in like,
• 51:56
  like sometimes sports, uh, like
• 51:59
  I don't know if Dick sporting goods or somewhere
• 52:02
  like that sometimes carries that type stuff or country
• 52:05
  western type stores will sometimes have it.
• 52:08
  Um. Yeah. Anyway,
• 52:11
  uh, how do you feel Bo? How do you feel about
• 52:13
  baths?
• 52:14
  >> Bo Glitchka: You? So the last time
• 52:18
  uh. I wish I took more baths if I'm being
• 52:21
  honest. So last I took a. I was
• 52:24
  working. So Brad and I both worked for the
• 52:27
  school district doing uh, uh,
• 52:29
  landscaping. And I came home
• 52:32
  one time and like I got had this like,
• 52:35
  like this rash that started from my elbows and
• 52:38
  my knees. I don't know what thatk happened. It
• 52:41
  just, it made. Grew from there
• 52:44
  over like my like, like
• 52:47
  my legs, my torso. It like this,
• 52:50
  this rash of like these like like bumps and
• 52:53
  I don't know what like what it caused. And so
• 52:55
  I took uh, a. I took a bath in
• 52:58
  lavender and it. And it went away.
• 53:02
  Like that's all it took. I don't know
• 53:05
  like what the helk's crazy. Uh, but.
• 53:08
  And so like I think like the memory I have
• 53:10
  baths from that was like it,
• 53:13
  it was like in like some sort of
• 53:16
  like video games you find like like a hot spring that.
• 53:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like like heals you.
• 53:21
  >> Bo Glitchka: That like heals you. Because like I was like, I was
• 53:24
  miserable in like three days. I had to go uh,
• 53:27
  go up to like like north of
• 53:30
  Spokane to like a wedding I was going toa be in. I'm like, I'm like
• 53:33
  covered in like. I wish I probably got pictures
• 53:35
  somewhere. But like it was. It was awful and.
• 53:38
  But like, but the bath, like, I don't know what it was. But like
• 53:41
  apparently taking of bath and lavender heals some
• 53:44
  manner of rash that might be helpful to someone
• 53:47
  out there.
• 53:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 53:48
  >> Bo Glitchka: In the world who gets a rash that's
• 53:51
  unexplainable sources lavender. Huh.
• 53:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh.
• 53:54
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. I'll know. Like, but
• 53:57
  like it wasn't. Must have not been poison oak
• 54:00
  or something. Like actually.
• 54:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Because that wouldn't have done. I mean that wouldn't have
• 54:05
  cured that to that extent. That's crazy.
• 54:07
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah. And I got out and it was like. It
• 54:10
  was like. It was like fading from my skin as I had like,
• 54:13
  as I like left the bathtub and then like, like rinsed off
• 54:16
  in a show. Like wow. I'm m. Like like we were
• 54:18
  better. Uh, so no. Last
• 54:21
  time I ever took a bath.
• 54:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's wild. Hu.
• 54:26
  >> Bo Glitchka: Um.
• 54:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Do you so.
• 54:29
  But you're not like a. Oh man, it's been a. It's been a day. I need to take
• 54:32
  a hot bath. That's not a.
• 54:34
  >> Bo Glitchka: No. I, uh, um.
• 54:37
  I love a. I
• 54:39
  mean I, I. What I call hot shower is
• 54:42
  lukewarm to some.
• 54:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
• 54:47
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, uh. I don't know if you can relate this, you know,
• 54:50
  being like fellow man with a wife. But like
• 54:53
  yess. Like, like a hot shower to
• 54:56
  her is like, like scalding hot
• 54:59
  to like. I don't.
• 55:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: I am um. I am your wife in
• 55:04
  that situation. I love, I love it
• 55:07
  just. It's like it feels like it's going to take your
• 55:10
  skin off. I just. Anna will get in the shower and
• 55:12
  it'll be said. She's like, what are you doing? She'll, you know,
• 55:15
  she'll be like, ah. Like what I say it's too
• 55:18
  hot. I'm going, oh, no, no, no, no. Like if there's
• 55:21
  not a cloud of just
• 55:24
  of steam when you get out, even with the fan on,
• 55:27
  that's. That is the dream. I love it
• 55:29
  hot. Oh yeah.
• 55:32
  >> Bo Glitchka: I mean I, if it's like
• 55:35
  when it, when it becomes summer, like I like, I like
• 55:38
  taking a nice cold shower and like, like
• 55:41
  a lot of people like, like I guess
• 55:44
  I, I guess I'm able to. Like I, I have
• 55:47
  no aversion to cold, but like, oh
• 55:50
  my. As getting like hot. I'm just like, we're out of
• 55:52
  here.
• 55:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: See, that's the thing. Like if it's summer, like if the air is
• 55:56
  hot, I can't deal. Like 80 degrees is my
• 55:59
  cap, I. I don't even like to do anything
• 56:02
  outside after 80 degrees. Like, I have to, but I hate
• 56:04
  it.
• 56:05
  >> Bo Glitchka: Agreed.
• 56:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: But one. One year, you know, it was one of those New Year's resolutions.
• 56:09
  Probably two or three years ago, I. I was like, you know what I
• 56:12
  heard? Taking cold showers is good for you. I'm gonna start
• 56:15
  doing cold showers. And I mean, dude,
• 56:18
  no joke. January 1st, I got in, I turned it to cold.
• 56:21
  I stepped in, and I went, that, uh, resolution's
• 56:23
  over. Never again that.
• 56:26
  >> Bo Glitchka: Have you heard of. Of the James Bond
• 56:28
  shower?
• 56:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: The James Bond shower? I have notah.
• 56:32
  But'm think.
• 56:33
  >> Bo Glitchka: I think it's called that. But, like, so you start hot, and
• 56:36
  you slowly turn it down,
• 56:39
  uh, until it's, like, cold. And, like,
• 56:42
  you do it that way. I know. Like, some. Some guys
• 56:45
  I got like, like, be a man. Take your cold. I like,
• 56:47
  huh. No fam. Like that. No, no, no,
• 56:50
  no. Like, if you, like, start hot and slowly turn
• 56:53
  it down like, like, like that's like that.
• 56:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ease yourself into it.
• 56:57
  >> Bo Glitchka: Only way. Only way.
• 56:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: I might have to try. Give that another shot. I'll say this. I
• 57:01
  had somebody did say, like, oh, you can't handle a
• 57:04
  cold shower. I said, you. If you want
• 57:07
  my man card, you can have it. Like, it,
• 57:10
  like, you can have it. Just let me have a hot shower.
• 57:13
  Like, uh, yeah, I'll have to
• 57:16
  try the ease in, though. The James Bond. The James
• 57:18
  Bond, yeah. Like.
• 57:20
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, I can only just, like,
• 57:23
  I only way I'm gonna, like, hop in the shower
• 57:26
  and do, like, hold blast is if it's like,
• 57:28
  90 degrees out, the AC stopped working,
• 57:31
  and I'm like, like, other than that, like, I have
• 57:34
  to, like, I just, like, I have to ease it down.
• 57:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Okay. Okay.
• 57:38
  >> Bo Glitchka: They can take my man card.
• 57:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. Um, so with showers, do you ever
• 57:44
  take a shower in the dark? You ever take a dark shower?
• 57:46
  >> Bo Glitchka: So I'll know what it is
• 57:50
  about a dark shower, man. Like, like, if,
• 57:53
  um. Especially like, if there's like.
• 57:56
  Like just enough like. Like ambient
• 57:59
  light through. Like, only if you have like a.
• 58:01
  Like.
• 58:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 58:03
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like a curtain or whatever. If it's like, if, like, the sun's in the
• 58:06
  right spot, like, you know, you got, like, privacy. Of
• 58:09
  course.
• 58:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 58:09
  >> Bo Glitchka: No one, like, can see what you. You're showering.
• 58:12
  Like, something about that,
• 58:15
  like, is great. No, a dark shower, though,
• 58:18
  it's just. I don't know. It's just
• 58:20
  kind of pleasant, I guess. Like a bit of music while
• 58:24
  you re.
• 58:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's like a. It's like one of those
• 58:26
  Sensory deprivation chambers. I've never been in one, but I assume
• 58:29
  it's like that because it's just. I don't know, it
• 58:32
  just. You start your day. I.
• 58:36
  Yeah, I um. Have you
• 58:39
  ever. Have you ever eaten an orange in the shower as if
• 58:42
  it was an apple?
• 58:44
  >> Bo Glitchka: So I've. I've never eaten
• 58:48
  an oranges. So I've never eaten any. Eaten
• 58:51
  or drinking anything uh, really
• 58:54
  while in the shower or.
• 58:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: O. That was gonna. That was coming. So.
• 58:58
  Even. Even had a drink in the shower. Huh huh.
• 59:01
  >> Bo Glitchka: Never. I mean like other than like this.
• 59:04
  The splash effect
• 59:07
  of water. O.
• 59:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like Bo you gotta. You got toa get yourself
• 59:12
  like a. Like a. Just like a cold. I
• 59:15
  love just polar seltzer. Just like flavored sparkling
• 59:18
  water. Um, like a cold seltzer.
• 59:20
  If you're a soda guy. A cold soda,
• 59:23
  um, you know, whatever your cold beverage of
• 59:26
  choices is enhanced by the
• 59:29
  shower. Like I swear by
• 59:31
  it.
• 59:32
  >> Bo Glitchka: That's fascinating. You know what? I'm have to try
• 59:35
  it. I'll have to try it and report back.
• 59:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it. It. I try to keep
• 59:40
  the sodas out of there because I'm worried like offh if I spill there's
• 59:43
  gonna be a stickiness factor. But I'm.
• 59:46
  Dude, I'm telling you like that, that polar
• 59:49
  seltzer just cold from the fridge. Polar
• 59:51
  seltzer in the shower. Like you almost feel it
• 59:54
  all the way down because it's warm. Then again, I'm taking.
• 59:57
  >> Bo Glitchka: You're also taking like a scald lava burst
• 59:59
  nuclear.
• 1:00:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Nuclear powered heat reactor showers.
• 1:00:03
  Um, but I've also like for you
• 1:00:06
  with the easing into cold. I've had people
• 1:00:09
  say that that's when they do their morning coffee,
• 1:00:12
  they hit the. They grab the coffee into
• 1:00:15
  the shower and there they drink their coffee while they take their morning
• 1:00:18
  shower. Yes.
• 1:00:19
  >> Bo Glitchka: So I've heard like, I've heard a guys talk about like, you know, drinking
• 1:00:22
  a beer in the shower. Yeep. Coffee.
• 1:00:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: I've had a lot of people say, you know, a beer or like
• 1:00:27
  maybe.
• 1:00:28
  >> Bo Glitchka: I'll be one of the first guys to. So I love a
• 1:00:31
  good old fashioned. I'll be like the first like old fashioned in the
• 1:00:34
  shower guy.
• 1:00:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hey, um, yeah, it
• 1:00:37
  uh, my. I have a buddy, he's like, he work. He you
• 1:00:40
  know, he works in trades. He goes. I get home, he cracks
• 1:00:43
  a uh, he cracks a cold beer and that's his. He
• 1:00:46
  is. He's like, I do want a night. I ain't. I ain't going crazy.
• 1:00:49
  But man, I have it in the shower and I just rinse the day off.
• 1:00:52
  And I'm like, dude, that's
• 1:00:55
  like. Yeah, it
• 1:00:57
  cold to me. Like, the perfect
• 1:01:00
  shower is I have mowed my lawn. It's
• 1:01:03
  80 degrees. I have drank one polar
• 1:01:06
  seltzer while mowing my lawn, and I take the world's
• 1:01:09
  hottest shower with a second polar seltzer like that.
• 1:01:12
  Like, I'm smiling big when that happens.
• 1:01:15
  That's a good day.
• 1:01:16
  >> Bo Glitchka: You know, uh, like, I figured
• 1:01:18
  the, uh, beverage in the shower question
• 1:01:21
  is coming. I didn't know what. How was going toa
• 1:01:24
  answer, but I think I'm taking away
• 1:01:27
  something.
• 1:01:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I mean, it's worth a shot.
• 1:01:30
  But. But back to the orange. There's. You
• 1:01:33
  can take an orange and. Because, like, it's peeled and there's no
• 1:01:35
  consequences. It's just. And the juices
• 1:01:38
  just go wherever and.
• 1:01:40
  >> Bo Glitchka: Okay. Okay. That's okay. That's actually so, like,
• 1:01:42
  yeaheah. Like, I eat a lot of fruit and I got like, uh, a.
• 1:01:45
  Like I had like, I managed to
• 1:01:48
  find, like, I haven't had good watermelon since, like,
• 1:01:51
  September.
• 1:01:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, miraculously,
• 1:01:56
  I got some, like, sliced watermelon from Safeway a few days ago. And
• 1:01:59
  a. It tastes. It. Maybe it tastes good because I haven't had watermelon in so
• 1:02:02
  long. But like, you know, it's like fruit
• 1:02:05
  like that. It's sticky, it's messy.
• 1:02:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Watermelon, uh, in the shower.
• 1:02:09
  >> Bo Glitchka: Watermelon in the shower. Orange. I'm okay.
• 1:02:12
  I'm the orange one. Just't makes sense because, like,
• 1:02:15
  because. Because there's no. It's. Hold it
• 1:02:18
  easily. Yeah, there's no. Like, if you peeled
• 1:02:20
  it. That's okay. That. That's. I.
• 1:02:23
  That's actually smart.
• 1:02:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're gonna. You're gonna be taking a shower and you're on your way into the shower,
• 1:02:28
  and you're gonna have like, your cold drink and your, your orange
• 1:02:31
  and your little bucket of watermelon in. Jess, what are you
• 1:02:34
  doing? Nothing. It s shower time. I've got
• 1:02:36
  to try this out.
• 1:02:37
  >> Bo Glitchka: I'll to see if I can do it before she listens to this
• 1:02:40
  episode.
• 1:02:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: So then she can side eye you. Like, wait.
• 1:02:44
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, like just. Just go give the episode a list
• 1:02:47
  and then you'that's.
• 1:02:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Awesome. That's awesome. Um,
• 1:02:52
  do you. Ah. Ah, man. You know'll
• 1:02:55
  get there. We got to get there. Do you. Would you or
• 1:02:58
  have you ever performed a waffle stomp?
• 1:03:02
  >> Bo Glitchka: What's a waffle?
• 1:03:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm so glad. I love when people
• 1:03:06
  ask. The asking is my favorite.
• 1:03:09
  It's because it gives me just One more opportunity to
• 1:03:11
  share. So a waffle stomp is when you are in the
• 1:03:14
  shower and you have to poop and instead of
• 1:03:17
  getting out and going to the bathroom and doing your job and
• 1:03:20
  getting back in or not, you just let fly right
• 1:03:23
  to the bottom of the shower and then you just stomp it
• 1:03:26
  right down that drain. Just bo bo bo bop bop.
• 1:03:29
  Just stomp it away.
• 1:03:30
  >> Bo Glitchka: I don't know if I am proud or not proud
• 1:03:33
  to say that I've never done.
• 1:03:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, I thought we were gonna get it. I thought you were gonna be
• 1:03:38
  like have.
• 1:03:38
  >> Bo Glitchka: Have you ever had. Oh like okay.
• 1:03:41
  So I listened to the Brad episode.
• 1:03:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Bradley. I don't think Bradley had
• 1:03:46
  and okay.
• 1:03:48
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like not, not him thank goodness. But like
• 1:03:50
  like yeah, he told the story ye of
• 1:03:53
  some uh.
• 1:03:56
  It A PVG here it was in
• 1:03:59
  pvg. There was a y Y. Someone took
• 1:04:02
  a dump on a tide pod.
• 1:04:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, yes, yes.
• 1:04:06
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like closest I've heard to this
• 1:04:09
  like ah sort of thing taking
• 1:04:12
  place.
• 1:04:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it.
• 1:04:15
  It's a thing that people have done. Um
• 1:04:18
  huh huh. You know,
• 1:04:21
  we. Yeah. What
• 1:04:24
  more can a guy say it? I'm not going to
• 1:04:27
  tell you that. You should. That you should try that one at least once
• 1:04:30
  in your life.
• 1:04:31
  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, you know, I'm. I'm looking
• 1:04:34
  forward to a shower beverage. Probably
• 1:04:37
  never going to participate.
• 1:04:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  >> Bo Glitchka: In. If a waffle stop ever takes place, it's because
• 1:04:41
  a lot of things went really bad leading up to that.
• 1:04:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well that's just the thing is like in the times where it's happened,
• 1:04:47
  it's like it's an emergency and. And
• 1:04:50
  there is. It's danger zone. U.
• 1:04:52
  Um, yeah, it's.
• 1:04:56
  It's a. It's a tough. Look. I'm you know, I'm two in. In
• 1:04:59
  my life at two and a half in. In my life. I'm um.
• 1:05:04
  Yeah, it's. It's tough. The
• 1:05:07
  last one, dude, the most recent one is.
• 1:05:10
  Is it. It's in the church. Like
• 1:05:13
  we have a shower and it is in the church
• 1:05:16
  and it was with three or
• 1:05:19
  four young adult college age
• 1:05:22
  dudes in the bathroom at the same time. Because I was
• 1:05:25
  in the shower and I'm like boys,
• 1:05:27
  I. I gotta go. Is. Oh
• 1:05:30
  it's full. And I'm like no way. There's
• 1:05:33
  no way. They're like no, I'm just got in here. It's gonna be
• 1:05:36
  like 10 minutes and in. It was just like I had
• 1:05:39
  eaten something bad and it was like well here we
• 1:05:41
  go. And then you just
• 1:05:44
  hear yeah, this.
• 1:05:46
  >> Bo Glitchka: Is the, the stuff like like this
• 1:05:49
  Is like youth group.
• 1:05:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, just like Pulp youth group.
• 1:05:56
  This experience. I.
• 1:06:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. And then I had to
• 1:06:03
  tell our custodian here, I'm friends with them. I said, well,
• 1:06:05
  Michael, here's the deal. I did. I did this thing.
• 1:06:08
  I cleaned it. It's clean. You don't have. It's taken
• 1:06:11
  care of. But you. I feel that I must confess
• 1:06:14
  it to you. And he just
• 1:06:17
  shakes his head and walks away. It's like, oh, man.
• 1:06:20
  No, Michael. Um, so
• 1:06:23
  you said you. But. So that said you got the
• 1:06:26
  waffle stom. But what. Which. So there's another
• 1:06:29
  category of people. And I will say I've never met this category.
• 1:06:32
  Thank. Thank God. Um. Um,
• 1:06:34
  there's a third category of people that instead of getting out
• 1:06:37
  and doing that or stomping it, they actually, like,
• 1:06:40
  either poo into the bottom of the thing and then,
• 1:06:43
  like, scoop it up and
• 1:06:46
  then deposit it into the trash with their hands
• 1:06:49
  or. And this is like a subcategory, they
• 1:06:52
  try to catch it and, like, toss it in the
• 1:06:54
  toilet. This is
• 1:06:56
  depraved.
• 1:06:58
  Um, and
• 1:07:00
  I'I used to ask people, like, which would you be
• 1:07:03
  more likely to do? Stomp it or toss it? But I quit asking
• 1:07:06
  that because most people
• 1:07:09
  either, like, I'm not doing either. I'm just going to get out, which is
• 1:07:12
  fair. And I've realized that it's just a
• 1:07:15
  dumb question because I don't know anybody
• 1:07:18
  that is, like, I think I'd actually catch it
• 1:07:21
  with.
• 1:07:21
  >> Bo Glitchka: And to me,
• 1:07:24
  I have never imagined.
• 1:07:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Bo'like my Internet's different than yours. I don't
• 1:07:32
  know. Uh, my
• 1:07:35
  algorithm is totally shot, like,
• 1:07:38
  through doing this show. The
• 1:07:41
  recommendations are like, wait,
• 1:07:44
  what?
• 1:07:45
  >> Bo Glitchka: Okay, are you. Are you a Tik. Took
• 1:07:48
  an Instagram or a YouTube
• 1:07:50
  scroller?
• 1:07:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh. So. Oh, man. I'm going to say I'm going
• 1:07:54
  to reveal a lot about who I am. Um, um,
• 1:07:57
  when it's. When it comes to scrolling and I
• 1:08:00
  don't do a lot of scrolling. It's like, usually,
• 1:08:03
  um, 20 minutes before bed before I, like, brush
• 1:08:06
  my teeth and settle in. But Tik Tock is
• 1:08:09
  my scrolling app. Dude. I China can have my
• 1:08:12
  data, baby. Um, I'm that algorithm'feeding them to
• 1:08:15
  me. And, uh, I find like, TikTok
• 1:08:18
  is more consistently giving me stuff that I like,
• 1:08:21
  like. And I understand, you know, there's all sorts of
• 1:08:23
  arguments about, like, oh, they're selling your data and they're tracking your
• 1:08:26
  eye movement. I don't know how much that's real.
• 1:08:30
  >> Bo Glitchka: As if any of the other apps are that's it.
• 1:08:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: My mom, you know, my mom, bless her heart, she's like, well,
• 1:08:35
  that app, I said, mother, I have Pokemon
• 1:08:38
  Go set to always track my
• 1:08:40
  location. Always. Um,
• 1:08:43
  everywhere I go, Pokemon Go is tracking me. If they want to know where
• 1:08:46
  I'm at, they've already got it.
• 1:08:47
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, and that was like the big one recently. It
• 1:08:50
  was like they were using it to like 3D
• 1:08:53
  map. Like, like, oh,
• 1:08:56
  yeah's what, what's the
• 1:08:58
  word? Architecture. Uh,
• 1:09:01
  yeah, yeah. Like points of interest. Ye.
• 1:09:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:05
  >> Bo Glitchka: Obvious specific word. I'm looking.
• 1:09:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: If they, if they try to map me,
• 1:09:10
  it's gonna be the most boring map ever drawn. It's
• 1:09:13
  like, does he do anything but go to
• 1:09:16
  these four buildings ever?
• 1:09:18
  Like, my life is lived between
• 1:09:21
  four buildings. My house, the gym, the
• 1:09:24
  church, and the high school.
• 1:09:26
  Like, uh, uh, sometimes I'll go to Costco
• 1:09:29
  and get a hot dog. Like, I'm boring, dude.
• 1:09:32
  It. They can have my data, but
• 1:09:34
  no.
• 1:09:35
  >> Bo Glitchka: They'Re going toa know those four places in Albany real
• 1:09:38
  well.
• 1:09:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, they're like, well, I have an app that, like, I can
• 1:09:41
  track where I poop too.
• 1:09:46
  It's a poop map, dude. It's great. It's social too,
• 1:09:49
  so you can like, share it with friends.
• 1:09:50
  >> Bo Glitchka: When you go to the bathroom, do you always use the same
• 1:09:52
  stall?
• 1:09:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: U. Um, oh, like, like
• 1:09:57
  at these.
• 1:09:58
  >> Bo Glitchka: Places I, like you're at work. It's like, that's my
• 1:10:01
  stall.
• 1:10:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, well, so see, this is. I'm glad you asked this Bo.
• 1:10:05
  This is a good thing. I'm gonna air a grievance to the people that won't hear it at my
• 1:10:08
  high school. So currently I'm trying to gain
• 1:10:10
  access to a better, more privileged, nicer bathroom
• 1:10:13
  our at the high school I work at. Um,
• 1:10:16
  but I'm going to call it discrimination because that's what it
• 1:10:19
  is. But, uh, they will not allow me
• 1:10:22
  to use this bathroom. Uh,
• 1:10:25
  I don't know why. They will not give my
• 1:10:28
  key code access to this building. Like, they will not do
• 1:10:31
  it. So I use the peasants bathroom, which
• 1:10:34
  is this like, old janky pounk thing. The
• 1:10:37
  toilets, like, wobbly on the ground. Uh,
• 1:10:40
  there's pictures of this bathroom. In fact, there's pictures on my phone
• 1:10:43
  of this bathroom with no toilet and like a hole in the ground.
• 1:10:46
  And I had to walk like way far to find a bathroom one
• 1:10:49
  day. It was close. Like, it almost had an
• 1:10:52
  emergency. But so I,
• 1:10:54
  I do use the same stall, but not by choice here at
• 1:10:57
  the church. I, I, um,
• 1:11:00
  if I actually change it up, uh, and the reason I change
• 1:11:03
  it up. O Here we go. We're,
• 1:11:06
  we're getting into it. Um, one of the toilets is taller
• 1:11:09
  because we have a lot of older folks in the church. Um, and so
• 1:11:12
  I will use the tall toilet like 75% of the
• 1:11:15
  time. But the other 25% is on days
• 1:11:18
  when I know it's been busy. Like, oh man, Sunday
• 1:11:21
  mornings. There's not a chance. I'm using the short one
• 1:11:24
  because it's fresh. Like that one is less used.
• 1:11:27
  And I know I'm getting a more like purified.
• 1:11:30
  But to uh, to porcelain, you
• 1:11:33
  know, experience. It's. Yeah. It's less
• 1:11:35
  adulterated seating.
• 1:11:38
  Yeah. At the gym. I try not to use the
• 1:11:41
  bathroom at the gym because I was on like a
• 1:11:44
  two year thing where I was posting and
• 1:11:47
  tagging the gym and I actually like the one lady's like, hey, you gotta
• 1:11:50
  quit. And I was like, o man. But because it would not get
• 1:11:53
  clean, dude, it was a lie. They're like, we're cleaning it. I was like,
• 1:11:55
  nothing is that caked on that you cleaned like I
• 1:11:58
  was a janitor for 10 years. Don't, don't sell me your bill
• 1:12:01
  of goods.
• 1:12:02
  >> Bo Glitchka: Um, I've never had
• 1:12:05
  a bathroom experience at the gym that was
• 1:12:08
  like, like not good. Like
• 1:12:10
  humiliating in some fashion. Like, it's
• 1:12:13
  just. Yeah, it.
• 1:12:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why is the floor wet?
• 1:12:17
  >> Bo Glitchka: Just. Yeah, it's just like activities
• 1:12:20
  that just like have never gone well together. Like.
• 1:12:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. U. Um,
• 1:12:26
  yeah, no, that's a good question. Uh, do
• 1:12:28
  you. I think I already know the answer. Do you did
• 1:12:31
  any toilet snacks, toilet drinks? You know, do you ever take
• 1:12:34
  yourself like a bag of chips on the.
• 1:12:35
  >> Bo Glitchka: Toilet or so I've
• 1:12:38
  never consumed a beverage or
• 1:12:41
  food on the toilet.
• 1:12:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 1:12:42
  >> Bo Glitchka: Um. I've always been intrigued. So like when I
• 1:12:45
  was in high school, I worked at a summer camp for three years and
• 1:12:48
  there was a, a thing about like,
• 1:12:51
  like some guy was like, have you ever had
• 1:12:54
  a glass of water while you were on the toilet?
• 1:12:57
  And like people would like, would
• 1:13:00
  like. Because of that, we decided to give it a.
• 1:13:03
  I was neverave brave enough I
• 1:13:06
  guess to experience this sensation.
• 1:13:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: It is unique. Like, especially
• 1:13:13
  if you. I mean this is, this is one of those where
• 1:13:16
  it's like, really? Why, uh, do you. But if you can somehow
• 1:13:19
  time the like swallowing of the bite with the
• 1:13:21
  like actual expelling of
• 1:13:24
  the waist. It's almost like.
• 1:13:27
  It almost feels like you are a human body
• 1:13:30
  version of one of those old like
• 1:13:33
  pencils that you pull the mechanical end and stick it in the
• 1:13:35
  top and then it pushes like the fresh mechanical tip
• 1:13:38
  out the end. It's like you become like a human
• 1:13:41
  mechanical pencil tip. It's um. But
• 1:13:44
  it, dude, it's, it is unique
• 1:13:47
  and it is an. It's a feeling that is one
• 1:13:50
  of a kind. It's like, huh, I know that the food
• 1:13:53
  that I just swallowed isn't the food that just came
• 1:13:56
  out, but my brain is tricked into
• 1:13:59
  believing it is. Um, um.
• 1:14:02
  >> Bo Glitchka: I don't know. If I give that a try,
• 1:14:05
  I will report.
• 1:14:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, it's just. You're just like, why do
• 1:14:12
  I have so much food in the bathroom all of a sudden? No.
• 1:14:16
  Do you have any bathroom pet peeves that just drive you
• 1:14:19
  up a wall in the bathroom? It doesn't have to be at
• 1:14:22
  home with your wife sometimes, you know, it's
• 1:14:25
  spouses have their things. But.
• 1:14:29
  >> Bo Glitchka: U, uh, trying to consider
• 1:14:32
  how, how, how it can into.
• 1:14:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: It can be public too. Like, there's people that are like, oh, public
• 1:14:37
  bathroom. When this happens, I'm done. Like
• 1:14:40
  for me, it's when people public be. This is fresh
• 1:14:43
  1. The toilet pa or the paper towel
• 1:14:46
  crumple, crumple, throw. And.
• 1:14:49
  And they miss. And it's like, dude, the. The
• 1:14:52
  trash is 6 inches
• 1:14:55
  below the paper towel dispenser. Just
• 1:14:57
  if you missed, that's fine. It's
• 1:15:00
  embarrassing. But pick it up, put it in the
• 1:15:03
  thing and then you just get the mountain on the floor at,
• 1:15:05
  uh, yeah, stuff like that.
• 1:15:07
  >> Bo Glitchka: See, I feel like there's
• 1:15:10
  this, it's been a, you know, this trend over
• 1:15:13
  the last 15 to 20 years towards like,
• 1:15:17
  in our quest to like, optimize the process of
• 1:15:20
  washing our hands and drying our hands.
• 1:15:23
  Like, we've, we've sacrificed
• 1:15:26
  all semblance ofan, uh, of
• 1:15:29
  cleanliness. Like, like, you have
• 1:15:32
  these like, like water
• 1:15:34
  faucet, like detectors that were invented
• 1:15:37
  by the biggest jokester of
• 1:15:40
  all time is the only way
• 1:15:43
  I can think to describe it. Like, I've.
• 1:15:46
  I've never felt like, satisfied with the amount of water.
• 1:15:49
  Like, like soap. Soap's fine. Of soap. I've
• 1:15:52
  never been satisfied with the amount of water I get to like,
• 1:15:55
  rinse, like properly wash my hands and
• 1:15:57
  rinse my. Like, yeah, like, it''s never
• 1:16:00
  hot. It, it doesn't.
• 1:16:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'mnna send you a video of my
• 1:16:04
  church'tap because my. Our
• 1:16:07
  custodian is a. He, uh, is s a
• 1:16:10
  lovely man, but he's also a tyrant and
• 1:16:13
  he has governors installed and no
• 1:16:16
  joke, it almost doesn't come out long
• 1:16:19
  enough to like, overcome the
• 1:16:21
  surface tension of the water and cause it to go down.
• 1:16:24
  It, like, follows the curvature of
• 1:16:27
  the spigot and then drops. That's how
• 1:16:30
  I'm like, yeah. Oh,
• 1:16:33
  yeah. This is just like, I'm with you.
• 1:16:37
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, that happen. It's like, you know, like, I can.
• 1:16:41
  Like the. The drying. Like. Like the drying
• 1:16:44
  part. I understand. Like, we're're trying to use less
• 1:16:47
  paper. We're trying to, like.
• 1:16:49
  Like, find. We have these, like, Dyson airblade things
• 1:16:52
  that I'm, like, I'm not convinced. This is like.
• 1:16:56
  Like, I feel like we're just replacing the germs I just
• 1:16:59
  washed.
• 1:16:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 1:17:00
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, the faucet, though. Like,
• 1:17:03
  can't we. We got to fix
• 1:17:06
  this, people.
• 1:17:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 1:17:08
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like, this is the brighter fe future for humanity.
• 1:17:11
  I envision is one where, like,
• 1:17:14
  a little, like. Like, demon isn't, like,
• 1:17:17
  sitting inside a faucet. Like, oh, I'm gonna give him his
• 1:17:20
  water. Like,
• 1:17:23
  don't get what I need. Then I go to the faucet
• 1:17:25
  next to me. Then the one I was trying to get water from goes off.
• 1:17:28
  And. And then, like, you know, I
• 1:17:31
  try only do that I went a bath because I t want to, like, you know,
• 1:17:34
  ruin the next guy's experience when he comes and tries to get his
• 1:17:37
  water. And it's like, yeah, um,
• 1:17:40
  timer well.
• 1:17:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: And so. And this is not to make. Not
• 1:17:45
  to get political, and I. And I. But, um, it
• 1:17:48
  is Joe. Our former president, Joe
• 1:17:51
  Biden, he passed a bill
• 1:17:54
  in honor of, like, World
• 1:17:57
  Conservation Day or something. I think it was
• 1:17:59
  2022. He passed this bill
• 1:18:03
  that, like, regulated all faucet
• 1:18:06
  production. Like, it was to limit the flow
• 1:18:08
  of water on shower heads and bathroom
• 1:18:11
  faucets.
• 1:18:12
  >> Bo Glitchka: Interesting.
• 1:18:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: So, like, all these people had to change
• 1:18:16
  manufacturing for a handful of years. And
• 1:18:19
  I believe he also repealed it in,
• 1:18:21
  like, 23. Uh, he might have started it in
• 1:18:24
  2020 and then repealed it in 23. I mean, it
• 1:18:27
  was.
• 1:18:28
  >> Bo Glitchka: Joe's a man, same as us. He had to
• 1:18:31
  have seen the effects this had y On his
• 1:18:34
  personal life.
• 1:18:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. It's like, it's one of those things where. And I have
• 1:18:38
  this conversation with the kids at high school all the time because they. Many
• 1:18:41
  of them are convinced it's like, oh, I have to save the
• 1:18:44
  planet. And I'm like, listen, I'm all for taking care of what
• 1:18:47
  we got. I'm not against that. But let me explain
• 1:18:50
  how the world works to you. Like, the amount of. The amount
• 1:18:53
  of emissions and the amount of, like, global
• 1:18:56
  warming that we contribute to as
• 1:18:58
  Americans fractions compared
• 1:19:01
  to other countries. In the world who do not
• 1:19:04
  care as much. And I said, and so you can spend your
• 1:19:07
  life offsetting them
• 1:19:10
  or you can enjoy a nice hot
• 1:19:12
  shower, like, and. And then have the
• 1:19:15
  mental fortitude to go out and do
• 1:19:18
  good work to do twice as much. You know, uh,
• 1:19:21
  that's. That's what I try to sell them. I'm like, I'm
• 1:19:24
  convinced that like,
• 1:19:27
  while, yes, I know that it's. It's wasteful
• 1:19:30
  technically to do some things,
• 1:19:33
  but. But the, the ease that it brings my life
• 1:19:36
  and the satisfaction it brings me allows
• 1:19:39
  me to operate better in a world and produce maybe
• 1:19:42
  more net good in the world. And then I start using the
• 1:19:45
  word net good and they're like, what if you say
• 1:19:49
  they get all mad and.
• 1:19:50
  >> Bo Glitchka: I'm like, this is a stance like, I think I can get
• 1:19:53
  behind pretty, pretty easily.
• 1:19:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I mean it's just like, you know, I'm not, I'm
• 1:19:57
  not running water for an hour. But like,
• 1:20:00
  yes, I run the water and let it run until
• 1:20:03
  it's hot before I get that shower gone. Like it's
• 1:20:06
  fine. Um, I'm not icing myself. I did it once.
• 1:20:08
  I'll never do it again. Maybe, maybe I'll ease in. Um,
• 1:20:13
  do you have a restaurant that does you the dirtiest
• 1:20:16
  bathroom? W. Like when you eat this place,
• 1:20:19
  you know that. Yeah, we're not going out. It's gonna be
• 1:20:21
  bad.
• 1:20:22
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh,
• 1:20:26
  sok.
• 1:20:29
  I'm gonna dig deep here. Think if I there's
• 1:20:32
  any specific,
• 1:20:35
  uh, not,
• 1:20:38
  you know, huge fan of
• 1:20:41
  Porta. Like. Like there's some. There's some Porta Potties that
• 1:20:43
  are will maintained out there, but yeah, uh,
• 1:20:47
  some food truck places
• 1:20:50
  that aren't like. I don't know if you've been to that new one,
• 1:20:53
  like that one station like an Albany that has.
• 1:20:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh yeah, the Barn.
• 1:20:57
  >> Bo Glitchka: Like yeaheah, yeah, the barn. Like that like nice
• 1:21:00
  facility. IUM has indoor restrooms,
• 1:21:02
  like food truck places that don't have
• 1:21:05
  like any sort of like infrastructure yet just to
• 1:21:08
  Porta Potty. I'm like, yeah, it's just
• 1:21:11
  like I'm uh, a
• 1:21:14
  like, you know, my.
• 1:21:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: We live in a world of bathrooms.
• 1:21:18
  >> Bo Glitchka: And you like that when we get to
• 1:21:20
  like, like latrine related activities.
• 1:21:24
  My mental fortitude is. Is
• 1:21:26
  on a razor's edge.
• 1:21:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh man. Dude, I. Oh, I have
• 1:21:33
  an Instagram page that is not
• 1:21:36
  heavily followed at all. And you will know why as soon as I
• 1:21:39
  begin to describe it. But it is where I used to put
• 1:21:42
  these on the privy page. And then I was told by a Friend.
• 1:21:45
  Hey, people aren't here for this.
• 1:21:48
  This has to live elsewhere. But I would I as
• 1:21:50
  a janitor and as working in high school
• 1:21:53
  and just people knowing that I do this show,
• 1:21:56
  they will send me the most heinous shots of a
• 1:21:59
  bathroom that they'found. Just like
• 1:22:01
  decimated bathrooms. And so I
• 1:22:04
  have this. This page called, uh, Randy
• 1:22:07
  Bowls. And it,
• 1:22:10
  like I said, it is not very heavily followed because it
• 1:22:13
  is very niche. The number of people that are like, yeah,
• 1:22:16
  I need to see some. Some messed up
• 1:22:18
  toilets. Um, and. But the other thing is like I.
• 1:22:21
  And this is listener. If you're like Randy Bowls
• 1:22:24
  and you go all. He just. He just went in
• 1:22:26
  hand. Hand before my Lord.
• 1:22:29
  Every one of these was taken either by
• 1:22:32
  me or by someone that I know personally. This is
• 1:22:35
  not Google searched. Like,
• 1:22:38
  no, this is. This is boots on the
• 1:22:40
  ground.
• 1:22:42
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, my man. These are absolutely
• 1:22:45
  vile.
• 1:22:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: And I have many more. But I have to like,
• 1:22:49
  I have to be careful on my, on my rollout
• 1:22:52
  because, um, like I have pictures of the bathroom at
• 1:22:55
  the high school where I will get a radio because I
• 1:22:58
  have a radio for my job and I'll get a radio call and to be
• 1:23:01
  like, o, uh, can we get a custodian to building
• 1:23:03
  two Boys bathroom? We have a
• 1:23:06
  severe overflow. And I'm like,
• 1:23:09
  watch the room. And I just run over there with
• 1:23:12
  my phone. Like, I got to get a picture before she cleans it.
• 1:23:16
  And then I'm like, yes. And I like, crap. If
• 1:23:18
  anybody that I work with sees this, I'm toast.
• 1:23:22
  So I've got to like, like strategically
• 1:23:25
  roll those out in the summer where it's like, yeah, I don't know. That's
• 1:23:27
  weird. Uh, it's been like six months. I don't know how that got on
• 1:23:30
  there. Um, yeah,
• 1:23:33
  there's one though, uh, that
• 1:23:36
  I'll like, have my phone. I'll be scrolling. This happens.
• 1:23:39
  And I'll be showing like on. Oh, let me show you this picture I took
• 1:23:42
  todayoooo. Boomp. And it's
• 1:23:45
  just this big. Just pile.
• 1:23:48
  And she's like, stop. She just. Every time she
• 1:23:51
  goes, get it off your phone. I'm sick. I'm
• 1:23:54
  sick of you trying to show us a picture of the backyard or
• 1:23:57
  this thing that you built. And then just bam. I see
• 1:23:59
  this nasty toilet. She's like, from now on,
• 1:24:02
  I don't want to see your phone until you've got the picture ready.
• 1:24:05
  Quit scrolling. I'm like, okay, you know, um,
• 1:24:09
  yeah, no, that's. That's totally understandable. U. Um,
• 1:24:12
  well, Bo do you have any, like, parting bathroom
• 1:24:15
  wisdom to leave people with like,
• 1:24:18
  recommendations or things that are re. Like, hey,
• 1:24:21
  we got to do better and this is how you can do it.
• 1:24:25
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, scent control is. Yeah,
• 1:24:27
  okay, Good for. For mankind, I
• 1:24:30
  think.
• 1:24:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. What's your go to, like, sent control
• 1:24:33
  method?
• 1:24:36
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, at one point.
• 1:24:39
  See, um, I'm like a hypocrite because I
• 1:24:41
  haven't. We haven't used it in and so long. We had
• 1:24:44
  this like, it was called like.
• 1:24:47
  It'like a play on poopri is like o. Play on
• 1:24:50
  potpourri is like poop. Poourri.
• 1:24:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah, poour. I've got one in my desk drawer at work. I've
• 1:24:54
  got one in the church office too. I never. Yeah, I almost
• 1:24:57
  never go without it. Huh.
• 1:25:00
  >> Bo Glitchka: I just think these things are just good.
• 1:25:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't understand. Like, poop is so cheap. It's
• 1:25:05
  like three dollar for a little thing of it. And you don't need
• 1:25:08
  much. And like, if you just set it in
• 1:25:11
  every bathroom, just. All right, now go.
• 1:25:14
  And that. Dude, that stuff'so cool
• 1:25:17
  because it like,
• 1:25:20
  provides this weird layer on top of the
• 1:25:23
  water that when you go, it like
• 1:25:26
  locks it in. It's hard to explain, but it's
• 1:25:29
  fascinating. So, yeah, control the stink. I
• 1:25:31
  like it. Um, any other wisdom for
• 1:25:34
  people?
• 1:25:36
  >> Bo Glitchka: So earlier in the episode, I had
• 1:25:39
  mentioned that mnemonic poem. Oh, yes,
• 1:25:42
  mnemonic. I think matter the term from.
• 1:25:44
  So. So this was compiled by
• 1:25:47
  the students of Johannes Leakedtonau,
• 1:25:50
  that Longsword. Ah, master from the
• 1:25:53
  1300s. I'm just going to read you the first three
• 1:25:55
  lines because you're a teacher, you work with
• 1:25:58
  young students. You know, I think we're both aware of the.
• 1:26:01
  Of the plight and finding good
• 1:26:04
  role models that these kids
• 1:26:07
  face. Um, I think you
• 1:26:10
  might appreciate what this has to say. Might not. I'm
• 1:26:13
  justnna read it. No, you should, young
• 1:26:15
  knight, learn to love God and revere
• 1:26:18
  women. Thus your honor will grow.
• 1:26:21
  Practice knighthood and learn the art that
• 1:26:23
  dignifies you and brings you honor
• 1:26:26
  and warth. And
• 1:26:29
  I just like the wisdom in that. You. I
• 1:26:32
  like the hierarchy of loving
• 1:26:35
  God, of respecting
• 1:26:38
  women. I think you can take. You can spin that in a lot of different
• 1:26:41
  ways. Like
• 1:26:44
  you. I think specifically for young men, you know, depending
• 1:26:47
  like on the role models they look
• 1:26:49
  to, their view
• 1:26:52
  of. Of both like
• 1:26:55
  God and women is gonna be very skewed and
• 1:26:58
  negative. Yep. So
• 1:27:01
  no, that was, uh, I. No, that's good about
• 1:27:03
  that. Uh, those lines quite a bit.
• 1:27:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, those are good lines to reflect on you know,
• 1:27:08
  and this is the other thing that I think is important.
• 1:27:11
  And this is kind of where I step away from the, like,
• 1:27:14
  bathroom guy and I step into the, like, church guy a little bit. They
• 1:27:17
  overlap more than I expect sometimes. But is
• 1:27:20
  the, like, the importance of
• 1:27:23
  church people and the church
• 1:27:25
  to be open
• 1:27:28
  to finding,
• 1:27:30
  like, wisdom that is
• 1:27:33
  sound, that has, like,
• 1:27:36
  very tangible and clear biblical principle that
• 1:27:39
  it's not scripture, but it's like, no, but
• 1:27:42
  this is applicable and it's. And it's
• 1:27:44
  tangible. And.
• 1:27:47
  And just because it's not book, chapter, verse,
• 1:27:50
  it's still very, very, you know,
• 1:27:54
  like, needed. And sometimes, like, like
• 1:27:56
  you're saying for these kids that need role models, sometimes
• 1:27:59
  that's the wisdom, and that's the stuff that gets
• 1:28:02
  them into thinking about
• 1:28:05
  scripture because it's like, well, I mean, you know,
• 1:28:08
  you start quoting the Bible to a kid and they. They kind of gloss
• 1:28:11
  over sometimes. Um, but, you know, if you
• 1:28:13
  say, like, hey, you like these. Show them that, you know,
• 1:28:16
  this, this Hema
• 1:28:19
  and this stuff that you're doing. And. Did I get it right,
• 1:28:22
  Hema?
• 1:28:23
  >> Bo Glitchka: Yeah, you did, sir.
• 1:28:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Let's go. I was worried. But, like, you show them this
• 1:28:27
  stuff, and you see these guys, like, taking these big, long
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  swords at each other, and then it's like, yeah, you know, the
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  principles behind this or this, and it's like, oh,
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  okay, well, shoot. You know, even
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  if it. If it gets the attention of one or two
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  kids, I think it's valuable. So. No, I appreciate you
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  sharing that. That's good. That's good.
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  >> Bo Glitchka: Of course.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, well, Bo, I'm going to end this call, um,
• 1:28:50
  before I do, I'm goingn. I'm going to say the outro. What I
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  always tell people is, um, whenever I have to do the
• 1:28:56
  outro and I have a guest, I feel like the dog in the
• 1:28:59
  backyard, um, that is squatting to take the
• 1:29:02
  dump. And the owner has now begun to watch
• 1:29:05
  the dog and the dogs, like, over the
• 1:29:07
  shoulder. And it has to. It has to get it done,
• 1:29:11
  but it knows you're watching. So I'm now the dog,
• 1:29:14
  and I'm gonna. I'm gonna close out the show,
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  uh, in front of you. So, listener, thank you for being
• 1:29:19
  here. Thank, uh, you for listening to another episode of
• 1:29:22
  Privy. You can go find our stuff, the links in the thing below. And.
• 1:29:25
  And if you. Bo, do you want them to be able
• 1:29:28
  to find and follow you or you, like. I don't know. I don't know
• 1:29:31
  about these guys.
• 1:29:32
  >> Bo Glitchka: Uh, I mean, there's only one Boglicitcha in the world.
• 1:29:35
  So if you. You really want to find me, it's not that
• 1:29:38
  difficult.
• 1:29:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sweet. Yeah. Go seek it out. He does have some
• 1:29:42
  pictures of, um, the Hema and things that
• 1:29:44
  he's done. That's actually the way that I first saw that you were doing it. I was
• 1:29:47
  like, whoa, he's got, like, armor on.
• 1:29:50
  No. Um, but yeah, go. Go check those
• 1:29:53
  things out. Um, yeah. Thanks to
• 1:29:56
  Kevin and Poddington for the use of your music. Uh, you can.
• 1:29:59
  You can find their links down below as well. This has
• 1:30:02
  been another episode of Privy. Thank you so much for listening.
• 1:30:04
  And now, as always, don't forget to
• 1:30:07
  flush. Then we just jam it right back
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  here.
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  Dear listener, little. Little after show
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  special here. The toilet that I'm currently seated
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  on does not have a seat. What I mean by
• 1:30:28
  that is it has its standard seat but no
• 1:30:31
  cover. So the flush that I just
• 1:30:34
  performed has wet my butt drastically
• 1:30:37
  and
• 1:30:39
  beyond what I expected.