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Hoppe Quickie: Dizzy Likes To Work Out! · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  I was on Snapchat this morning. And you know
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  how they show, like, the people you may know
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  that you're not really friends with? Because
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  a lot of times, the people you may know are people
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  you're intentionally not friends with. You just
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  have a mutual of friends. And I saw a Dizzy familiar.
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  Oh, Dizzy. You got more time at the gym now.
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  Now you're not on the JP show. Oh, little Dizzy.
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  What's my point? When I was watching his Snapchat,
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  I was like, why is it so close to the ground?
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  Because he was doing a POV of, ooh, look at me,
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  I'm working out. And then I realized, he's a
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  little guy. Oh, is he little? He's so close to
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  the ground. It's like when you watch people with
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  VR headsets that are short walking around. Like,
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  I know I'm freakishly tall. I'm that little dizzy.
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  Because my name is Gareth Pinheiro. And I might
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  at least be... Emotional Eskimo Brothers with
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  Ryan Hoppy. I'm Dizzy. I got Dizzy hearing that
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  voice. Dizzy. Penis on the plexiglass next to
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  Carmen. With sexual harassment. Oh, Dizzy. Dizzy
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  used to go to work. And everybody would talk
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  smack about him. He was like worse than a Wiz
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  Khalifa concert. And his weed stank. Smelled
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  like street weed. Not the weed you want. The
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  street weed. Not good at all. Because he's Dizzy.
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  He's so adorable. Oh, he's the best. Little Dizzy.
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  You know? So cute. The way he just keeps, you
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  know, doing radio. And burning a bridge with
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  JP. And Lucky. He's working with Senning. And
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  he's got a film that he's at the gym. Riveting.
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  And I know words will be said and people will
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  talk smack. Whatever it is. We're all going to
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  be maggot food, you know, someday. We'll all
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  be dead. Well, it's not even someday because
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  it's just you'll be dead. And your legacy. At
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  least I know people hate me. You think you're
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  some radio guy. The bonus is too cheap to hire
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  a replacement when I left. I hope you're enjoying
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  it, Dizzy. Just talking about you is making me
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  freaking dizzy, dude. I know you were hanging
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  out with my ex and all that. If you at least
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  got to plow her, that'd be pretty cool, you know.
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  But, um, if he didn't, that's sad. Poppy Hour.
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  Poppy Hour. A kiss for everybody. And hoppiradio
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  .com. Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Oh, I smell it. You need
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  to be affectionate, and you can see that with
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  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
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  touching, kissing, even fisting. A little day.
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  Seamen was so big. And that's what real women
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  need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went and
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  got a b**** job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever
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  the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, in
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  a whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
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  love to be getting railed, but... Use bucket
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  loads of lube. If you think you have enough lube,
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  double it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
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  yeah, let me press this button right here.