Latest / The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show / LIVE coverage of Knicks parade GOES TOTALLY WRONG
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- 0:04Speaker 1: All right, all right you yeah, I'm in Toyo live
- 0:08Speaker 1: from Philly and well New York too. It's the number
- 0:12Speaker 1: one rated Polly and Tony Foth goes yaw yo yo yo,
- 0:16Speaker 1: as always Bali Foth go here with Tony fos going Tony.
- 0:20Speaker 1: You know, people they come to us because they know
- 0:23Speaker 1: we do the best coverage in all the sports. And well,
- 0:25Speaker 1: we heard this, you know, this Knicks parade was going down,
- 0:28Speaker 1: so you know, we wanted to send someone who you know,
- 0:31Speaker 1: was a Knicks fan to go cover it. But then
- 0:33Speaker 1: we realized, well, you know, we don't know any.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Losers and asso we would never assume, we would never
- 0:37Speaker 2: associate with it.
- 0:38Speaker 1: But then we realized, well, actually we do no one
- 0:41Speaker 1: total loser an asshole.
- 0:43Speaker 2: Well, and of course, yeah, that's our producer.
- 0:46Speaker 1: So as you can see there he is on the
- 0:48Speaker 1: screen live from New York, unusually happy in his miserable life.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Where are you standing right now, producer?
- 0:59Speaker 1: You assume to be so rounded by other losers as
- 1:01Speaker 1: I can see on the TV there, No, we're right here.
- 1:04Speaker 3: We're a little bit off of the parade. We're route.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a little bit yeah.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Okay, now are we sure you're at the right parade.
- 1:15Speaker 4: Is that a virgin parade or is that the Knicks parade?
- 1:17Speaker 2: Or is it the same virgin parade? I think Yeah,
- 1:19Speaker 2: I saw one woman there, but he's ninety nine. Dudes,
- 1:22Speaker 2: maybe she's a virgin. Two What are you talking about?
- 1:28Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:28Speaker 1: Well, describe what you are seeing, producer. What are you
- 1:31Speaker 1: seeing right now?
- 1:34Speaker 2: A lot of people?
- 1:35Speaker 3: Uh, a lot of.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Eye opening reporter, Knicks fans and people. Yeah, it's called words,
- 1:46Speaker 2: Try and use them.
- 1:49Speaker 3: I'm describing what I see, just like you asked. These
- 1:52Speaker 3: are the best.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Fans in the world, the world.
- 1:56Speaker 4: We're paying good money for this, so you need to
- 1:58Speaker 4: do a better job.
- 2:00Speaker 1: If you want us to improve approve your amtrak Uh,
- 2:03Speaker 1: you better do better than this.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Since we can't be there and you're a corresponding on
- 2:08Speaker 1: the ground, as they say, can you just relay messages
- 2:12Speaker 1: that we would say if we were there, like, hey.
- 2:15Speaker 2: O, Lenobe, that was a lucky shot. You suck? Yeah?
- 2:19Speaker 2: Can you yell that out?
- 2:22Speaker 3: No?
- 2:22Speaker 2: Come on, that's ridiculous again. See he's he doesn't do
- 2:27Speaker 2: his job. What do you think we sent you there for?
- 2:30Speaker 2: By the way, don't try and expense this because sports Uh,
- 2:36Speaker 2: he can't even get good cell phone reception. He has
- 2:39Speaker 2: a loser phone. Yeah, you're on your next tell to way.
- 2:42Speaker 1: All right, So we see a bunch of people standing around.
- 2:45Speaker 1: This is a very thrilling. Uh, Stevie, I thought this
- 2:48Speaker 1: was a parade. There's nothing nothing going on over there.
- 2:51Speaker 2: There's nothing going on. This parade is a kind of parade?
- 2:54Speaker 2: Is this you know what?
- 2:55Speaker 4: I just realized The Knicks aren't there because they're all
- 2:58Speaker 4: from Villanova, so they're probably over here outside doing the
- 3:01Speaker 4: parade here.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Maybe the parade is happening in Villanova. Who are you?
- 3:08Speaker 2: Who is next with?
- 3:09Speaker 1: Is that guy?
- 3:10Speaker 3: We have a couple of people. This is uh one
- 3:14Speaker 3: of my friends.
- 3:16Speaker 5: Wait what Yeah you have a friend? Yes, I do
- 3:23Speaker 5: so somebody else's friend. You took someone else's friend. No,
- 3:28Speaker 5: do you have like a gun pressed against the gut
- 3:31Speaker 5: right now?
- 3:32Speaker 2: Is this? Hey? Like? Are you actually this friends with
- 3:36Speaker 2: the producer? This person over there? Hold on?
- 3:38Speaker 3: Are you actually friends with me?
- 3:42Speaker 2: He said?
- 3:42Speaker 3: Yes?
- 3:43Speaker 2: See what hold on?
- 3:46Speaker 1: Are you sir Sara on the left? Are you under
- 3:49Speaker 1: duress or anything? Does he have a gun pressed against
- 3:52Speaker 1: you right now?
- 3:53Speaker 2: Are you holding a gun?
- 3:55Speaker 3: See you to stand next to me?
- 3:56Speaker 2: He says, No, Okay, hold on, what is this person's name?
- 3:59Speaker 3: You?
- 4:00Speaker 2: I news a producer has a friend? Or see it?
- 4:03Speaker 2: Play what's your name? Over there? His name is?
- 4:07Speaker 3: His name is Eve?
- 4:10Speaker 2: Eve?
- 4:11Speaker 6: Yes?
- 4:14Speaker 2: Okay, well you know we got to be modern thinkers
- 4:16Speaker 2: these days. Did you get him on friends to? Like?
- 4:18Speaker 2: Where do you find him? What kind of app? Yeah?
- 4:21Speaker 2: Is this from adult friend Finder or something? Is this
- 4:24Speaker 2: like a male order friend?
- 4:27Speaker 1: This is the closest he's ever going to get to
- 4:29Speaker 1: a woman, that's I guess that's the closest he's going
- 4:32Speaker 1: to get is having a friend named Eve.
- 4:37Speaker 3: We got some mac.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, we've got some action. The Bruce has
- 4:42Speaker 2: never said that before. He's got action?
- 4:44Speaker 6: But what.
- 4:47Speaker 2: All right? Well, we can't see on your tiny little
- 4:50Speaker 2: crappy phone there.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Tell us what's going on, producer, Yeah, describe the scene
- 4:54Speaker 4: to us.
- 4:56Speaker 3: A lot of fans that were on the scaffold, and
- 4:59Speaker 3: then now the police have made it onto the scoffold. Yeah,
- 5:05Speaker 3: well no, everybody is being very.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Hey, police, while you're there, can you just take our producer? Yeah,
- 5:13Speaker 2: our producer has captured a man named Eve and has
- 5:16Speaker 2: a hostage. Can they hear us? Help Eve? I thought
- 5:20Speaker 2: you said there's something happened. So wait, you're saying this
- 5:23Speaker 2: police action. Police are arresting Knicks fans live on air
- 5:27Speaker 2: right now for being disorderly and having no class and
- 5:33Speaker 2: his phone froze again. We were asking too many questions
- 5:38Speaker 2: about Eve.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Clearly, either clearly the producer has a crappy phone or
- 5:43Speaker 1: the whole New York system communication system they're just shut
- 5:46Speaker 1: down because it can't handle literally one live stream. Yeah,
- 5:50Speaker 1: they don't have any money anymore because they're man took
- 5:53Speaker 1: it away from the communication signal.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Yeah, no action.
- 5:57Speaker 1: You know, it's like one of his dates ended after
- 6:00Speaker 1: two minutes because of lack of action. All right, Well,
- 6:03Speaker 1: you know this is what you get, Tony, when you
- 6:05Speaker 1: send the guy like that, totally unprofessional to cover the parade.
- 6:09Speaker 2: You know, I'm not gonna say we should have known better,
- 6:11Speaker 2: because we did know better.
- 6:12Speaker 1: But again, yep, we don't know any Knicks fans or
- 6:14Speaker 1: anyone who would want to go to that parade.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to tell him to put on a
- 6:18Speaker 2: Spurs jersey, you know, just to spice things up a
- 6:20Speaker 2: little bit. Let me text him to see where he is. Okay,
- 6:24Speaker 2: I'm just sending a message to get back. Oh toty.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Oh a knife emoji in the blood emoji?
- 6:30Speaker 1: Oh good, that should get the message across. You know,
- 6:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick an emoji to here. Let me let
- 6:35Speaker 1: me go through my emojis here. I'm going to pick.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Is there like a virgin emoji or something? I don't
- 6:43Speaker 2: think so there see that you equals skull equals dead. Perfect.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Maybe we should do something else you want to watch?
- 6:55Speaker 1: Why don't we go watch the Eagles parade? Why during
- 6:58Speaker 1: this show? It's a real parade. Hold on, hold on,
- 7:00Speaker 1: let me see here.
- 7:01Speaker 2: If I could put this up a Tony, hold done up?
- 7:08Speaker 2: There we go, Dony, look at that beautiful? This is now,
- 7:11Speaker 2: this is a parade. That's how you do a parade.
- 7:14Speaker 1: See now there's actually people coming down stre none of
- 7:18Speaker 1: them hostages.
- 7:19Speaker 2: E is like we saw at the front of that
- 7:22Speaker 2: Knicks parade. Dud, look at that.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Yeah, this is you know, Tony, we don't even have
- 7:27Speaker 1: to say anything.
- 7:28Speaker 2: You just watch this parade. You'll see the joy. We're
- 7:31Speaker 2: gonna get millions of views.
- 7:33Speaker 4: People so happy to see the parade, the real parade,
- 7:36Speaker 4: because you know, the Eagles, they know how to do
- 7:38Speaker 4: a parade because they had just done one a couple
- 7:40Speaker 4: of years earlier.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Knicks don't know how to door parade because it's been
- 7:44Speaker 1: so long they forgot.
- 7:45Speaker 2: What a parade was. They didn't even know down the street.
- 7:49Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly nineteen, what is seventy whatever the last time.
- 7:53Speaker 4: They don't even know who's gonna be the head of
- 7:55Speaker 4: the parade, Welcome back Karda.
- 7:57Speaker 2: They don't know what to do. They probably call.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Gotta like, hey, we're doing a parade, are you free?
- 8:03Speaker 1: And then Goda never got back to them. You know,
- 8:06Speaker 1: they're probably.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Called Gotta Levard and Shirley Wright. Oh, you know Donna
- 8:12Speaker 2: Summer but you know dead rest in peace, you know,
- 8:15Speaker 2: you know Lenny and Squiggy, you know one dead, other alive,
- 8:19Speaker 2: but you know one rest in pace and no wonder
- 8:23Speaker 2: nobody showed up.
- 8:24Speaker 1: They're probably like, you're trying to get on the phone
- 8:26Speaker 1: with Barry White's agent and then you know Barry White
- 8:29Speaker 1: doesn't call back because he died twenty thirty years ago.
- 8:32Speaker 2: That's that's what goes on there. Isaac from the Love Boat,
- 8:36Speaker 2: are you doing anything?
- 8:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably called Isaac from the Love Boat. All right, Tody,
- 8:43Speaker 1: this is you know again you know some possibly, I
- 8:46Speaker 1: do think this might have been our mistake by trusting
- 8:49Speaker 1: our idiot producer to do anything.
- 8:52Speaker 2: You know, I put the Eagles parade back up. Let's
- 8:54Speaker 2: see them another scene from the Just the Joy. Look
- 8:57Speaker 2: at this, Tony. Here's Jason Kelsey in the parade. Look
- 9:01Speaker 2: at that parade. That's a real parade. This is a
- 9:05Speaker 2: real parade, Drew Happiness, enjoy. You know, you know we
- 9:08Speaker 2: promised your people parade coverage.
- 9:09Speaker 6: Here you go.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Yep, we didn't see one four from the Knicks parade,
- 9:14Speaker 2: not one nothing. The street was empty.
- 9:18Speaker 1: But I got another idea, don'ty, Why don't we go
- 9:20Speaker 1: to someone else's feed and just use that. So that's
- 9:24Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do here, all right here, look here,
- 9:27Speaker 1: Look this guy has a phone that works. Look how
- 9:30Speaker 1: come his phone works that someone else is live streaming.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a it's a a channel called
- 9:37Speaker 2: nothing but Nicks.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Maybe they just have a camera all day on something.
- 9:41Speaker 1: But if you want to see the parade here, this
- 9:43Speaker 1: is how this win.
- 9:45Speaker 2: That's how you do it. How come they have signal?
- 9:47Speaker 2: How come nothing? Benix make the.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Text of don't here somebody else's phone is live streaming
- 9:53Speaker 1: on YouTube U four.
- 9:54Speaker 2: How come yours isn't? Maybe you need to pay your bill? Here?
- 9:57Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing? Hey? Fuck f hey
- 10:00Speaker 2: fuck Oh that's better, let me let me delete. What
- 10:02Speaker 2: the fuck are you doing? Hey? Fuck face? There I
- 10:07Speaker 2: wrote that somebody else's phone is streaming on Yeah, what
- 10:11Speaker 2: are we doing? How come yours isn't? Hey, fuck face? Hey,
- 10:16Speaker 2: fuck face? That's his I mean, that's you know, that's
- 10:18Speaker 2: what we call. Right. Maybe I should change his name
- 10:20Speaker 2: in the phone to fuck face. Right now I have
- 10:22Speaker 2: it as dumb producer, but you know, in fact I
- 10:25Speaker 2: might change You know why you should update it right
- 10:27Speaker 2: now from dumb producer? Okay, the fuck face? And should
- 10:32Speaker 2: I make it first name? Fuck last name? Face? They
- 10:35Speaker 2: just straight fuck face? No, like it's seal, you know,
- 10:38Speaker 2: fuck face, it's one name.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Okay, good fuck face? Yeah, okay, he is changing, you know, Madonna. Okay,
- 10:45Speaker 1: So there you go, now there there you go. See
- 10:47Speaker 1: now he's just fuck face. Okay, there you go. Maybe
- 10:51Speaker 1: he's dead because these knicks fans they found out he
- 10:54Speaker 1: works for us, and they killed him. You can only
- 10:57Speaker 1: so we need to thank the next fing. You know
- 10:59Speaker 1: what happened? He showed up. The Knicks were ready to
- 11:02Speaker 1: get on their floats.
- 11:04Speaker 4: They found out they got wind there.
- 11:08Speaker 2: And they canceled. They canceled the parade.
- 11:10Speaker 1: That must be what has happened, because that's such a downer.
- 11:14Speaker 1: They're like, how can we celebrate when we were celebrating.
- 11:18Speaker 1: This guy's here, disaster here, he ruled the parade for everyone.
- 11:22Speaker 2: He ruined and everybody's leaving. Let's go back to this
- 11:26Speaker 2: live screap, don't you see. Let's see what any updates
- 11:28Speaker 2: from the live stream.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, see alright, I went back to
- 11:32Speaker 1: the next feed. The police have showed up.
- 11:35Speaker 2: You see, they're trying to remove producer.
- 11:38Speaker 1: They've showed up in the The camera has gone off,
- 11:41Speaker 1: but you saw police going down the street.
- 11:44Speaker 2: We're just gonna use that feed. Producer was holding that
- 11:47Speaker 2: eve hostage and now this whole thing up. They team.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Look at this. They've got the entire N why wow,
- 11:55Speaker 2: look good for them, the entire N white bead walking
- 11:59Speaker 2: down the street now probably on the hunt for our producer.
- 12:02Speaker 4: They're looking on the YEP.
- 12:06Speaker 2: And now we got the entire N y P day
- 12:08Speaker 2: yep they're on.
- 12:09Speaker 4: Then maybe we can ask that guy to interview people.
- 12:14Speaker 2: We can't talk to this phone, Tony. This is a
- 12:16Speaker 2: live scread. You can't Hello Hello, can you hear me?
- 12:20Speaker 2: They can't hear you, Tony, even though someone I cannot
- 12:26Speaker 2: hear you, Tony, Tony, this is on my phone. Yeah,
- 12:30Speaker 2: but I'm not talking. I understand that they cannot hear you.
- 12:34Speaker 2: It's one way communication. Yeah, this is it. You can
- 12:39Speaker 2: see it in this idage.
- 12:42Speaker 7: It appears to be a giant car and truck and
- 12:47Speaker 7: there are people on this truck and the signs it says,
- 12:52Speaker 7: I don't well you know any Nick, any Knicks truck.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Trunk? Oh oh, what happened? Someone else joined the feed?
- 13:02Speaker 2: How come we can't join it?
- 13:03Speaker 1: That's an ad for some kind of like some ad.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Hold on, let me skip this?
- 13:09Speaker 2: All done? Okay, all right, there we go. Now we're
- 13:11Speaker 2: back to the parade. Also, we refuse to pay for
- 13:15Speaker 2: you to premium ripoff. Yeah all right.
- 13:19Speaker 1: If you're just joining us live, we're bringing you live
- 13:21Speaker 1: coverage of the New York Knicks parade on my phone
- 13:26Speaker 1: because our producer's phone is not working.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Just like our producer not ways, he's a losers. Yep.
- 13:33Speaker 1: This is the most boring parade I have ever seen
- 13:36Speaker 1: to say, doesn't have to agree with you. I agree,
- 13:38Speaker 1: which it is more just like light traffic. I think
- 13:40Speaker 1: that's what you'd call this, right, What would you do
- 13:43Speaker 1: if you're right? This is just like it's construction. It's
- 13:45Speaker 1: down to one lane and there's light traffic. That is
- 13:48Speaker 1: what this is.
- 13:49Speaker 2: It's one lane of construction. Look, okay, here's another garbage draw. No, no, that, Tony,
- 13:56Speaker 2: that is a black kind of Oh is that mom,
- 13:59Speaker 2: Donnie's Haynes coming in? I don't know because there's literally
- 14:02Speaker 2: nobody visible in the car. So why is it driving through?
- 14:07Speaker 2: Maybe he's lost, Tony. Maybe that car they just accidentally
- 14:12Speaker 2: again bringing you live coverage of the NBA Knicks parade
- 14:17Speaker 2: on my phone. Oh here's another one. Is that a
- 14:20Speaker 2: double decker bus? What is that?
- 14:22Speaker 1: There's a yes, you there? You are correct, Tony good good?
- 14:26Speaker 1: I this is a double decker bus going through New
- 14:30Speaker 1: York and it there seem to be people atop the bus.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Now what's that say? It's just a regular pedestrian bus.
- 14:39Speaker 1: It says, it's got to be the Knicks. Well that's
- 14:42Speaker 1: not hasn't been the case for fifty.
- 14:43Speaker 4: Why are they just like assuming something? Why don't they
- 14:46Speaker 4: just say it's the Knicks. Why has got to be
- 14:48Speaker 4: the Knicks? That doesn't make any sense.
- 14:50Speaker 2: It's unclear to people especially, it's very vague where there
- 14:53Speaker 2: could be maybe it's the next it's got to be
- 14:56Speaker 2: we're getting another rad This is another.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Rad it says a new book by historian Ted Widma.
- 15:05Speaker 2: So clearly you knowing the audience of who is watching
- 15:08Speaker 2: right now, who I think they's I think they're saying.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Here's what's more? Would be more exciting than this parade?
- 15:15Speaker 2: That's this book by history Frank Weima. Well, it's should
- 15:23Speaker 2: I get let me just click away people as much
- 15:26Speaker 2: as we should, Should we read this book? Would that
- 15:28Speaker 2: be better on air? I gotta tell you.
- 15:30Speaker 4: If you read that book, it's going to be way
- 15:32Speaker 4: more exciting than that.
- 15:33Speaker 2: It would be better content. But I don't have to
- 15:36Speaker 2: pay for it. So old done, it's fair? Is he
- 15:38Speaker 2: jumping back on? Or are we just gonna what are
- 15:40Speaker 2: we doing? We're gonna have to Uh, I'm gonna get
- 15:44Speaker 2: fuck face on the phone here, Well fuck face just
- 15:47Speaker 2: look it up if you oh again, nobody picking up
- 15:53Speaker 2: Just like his phone on a Saturday night when he
- 15:55Speaker 2: calls any woman a friend maybe when he calls that
- 15:58Speaker 2: fake friend, hold on, spill the person you're trying to
- 16:01Speaker 2: reach is not available. Yeah, not available? How do you
- 16:05Speaker 2: check this his tender profile? He's very available. Hey, you,
- 16:10Speaker 2: where the hell are you? We're live on air. You're
- 16:12Speaker 2: totally unprofessional. You know, maybe you should try paying your
- 16:16Speaker 2: phone bill. Maybe that would work one day. You know what?
- 16:20Speaker 1: He let me tell you something, buddy, you are just
- 16:23Speaker 1: like the Knicks. You know, you're not showing up.
- 16:26Speaker 4: You know what, We got a message for you this,
- 16:29Speaker 4: You know what, we got a message for you.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Guess what, bro, guess what producer? Show you show.
- 16:37Speaker 4: You stay in York stating you're not welcome garbage trucks
- 16:45Speaker 4: on the.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Off the show? See you hang off the phone? Oh
- 16:54Speaker 2: there you good? Did come out of this show? We
- 16:59Speaker 2: fired the produce so he's so don't worry people. This
- 17:03Speaker 2: is not gonna be happening again. It's all gonna be
- 17:05Speaker 2: good from here on out. Yep, we don't have to
- 17:08Speaker 2: worry about that. Now we have to hire somebody else
- 17:11Speaker 2: to uh, you know. Hold that's the thing. I don't
- 17:13Speaker 2: even know how to close the show. How to press
- 17:16Speaker 2: the buttons?
- 17:17Speaker 1: Hold on, let me hold on, let me go see
- 17:18Speaker 1: if I can find that there must be some kind
- 17:21Speaker 1: of file here.
- 17:21Speaker 2: You know, maybe we just leave it running and then
- 17:23Speaker 2: we just come back on next week.
- 17:25Speaker 3: You know.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Oh, we should just leave the record running running, and
- 17:30Speaker 2: then next week we come back on. You know. So
- 17:32Speaker 2: here we're just gonna walk away from the show, okay,
- 17:36Speaker 2: and that's gonna be the end, and just play the
- 17:38Speaker 2: music in your head of something and then I say,
- 17:47Speaker 2: good job, don't you POORI another floorless? Okay, you're still
- 17:52Speaker 2: playing the music in your head? Okay, bye? Yeah she uh.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Yo?
- 18:25Speaker 2: This temp agency, Yeah it's Polly Foodscock. What do you mean?
- 18:30Speaker 2: Who number one? Ready to show a poly foodscock?
- 18:33Speaker 6: Look, we need a new producer.
- 18:35Speaker 1: The last one you sent us a total loser.
- 18:38Speaker 2: He couldn't produce a third after a third dinner.
- 18:43Speaker 6: What do you mean?
- 18:44Speaker 2: That makes no sense? You make no sense.
- 18:47Speaker 6: Just send me somebody who next week, and preferably not
- 18:50Speaker 6: an invalid this time.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Thank you. What do you mean pay?
- 18:59Speaker 6: No is nothing? That pay is to the honor of
- 19:03Speaker 6: working on our shop. Oh you would think that's illegal?
- 19:08Speaker 6: Oh well you know what should be illegal? You go
- 19:10Speaker 6: fuck yourself. Fucking idiots.
- 19:53Speaker 2: M