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Moana (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Blackman Kint Jump On, Patreon.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Patreon City, son of a beach.
• 0:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll see you later, beach, whatever it is he was said.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like, son of a, and then it cuts the him saying beach, I'll see you later.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can tell sometimes things when you're just, you're just not excited by it.
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 0:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe you didn't start singing.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe you.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, because we already did this.
• 0:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: We already did, you know, and we switched the water.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Which one the water?
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that what we're talking about?
• 0:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Remember, never really knowing why.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wish I could be the perfect daughter, but I come back to the water, no matter how hard I try.
• 0:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: We already did all this.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: But why don't we say it did.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why, you could have seen it.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I already did.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was happening here.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, face to face and waiting to say the strange.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't even know how you feel.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's horrible.
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's nice to see the humans never change.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Open your eyes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's begin.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's really beautiful.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Just madly.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're just talking.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're just talking.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're just with Eddie Murphy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the Eddie Murphy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's having any Murphy's a voice character.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's Eddie Murphy's all.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That really wanted you to.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: After you said that, go, you're welcome.
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I should have.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I should have.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't on it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I'm just a point at you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Talk to lyrics.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, wait on a wait.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, up the lyric.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, how does he know the way he started?
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think his soul was like, well, it starts with language language.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We, none of us understood.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah, yeah.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: We, I got it.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got it.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got the lyrics here we go.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: We read the wind and the sky.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: When the sun is high.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I know it's the way, I'll get to the part that y'all do.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: We still, wait a while.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wait a while.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wait a while.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, wait a minute.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait a minute.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, brand new island everywhere we roam.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you where.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I did like this.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: What?
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did like the reprise of this at the end.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I like what they did with this.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I'm going to give this movie a compliment and I will give it a single compliment.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you're having Moana seeing this at the end was a nice change, I appreciate it that.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: She sang when she didn't talk it and she didn't sing.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: She sang Nana.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was it?
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: What was he trying to do?
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I believe he was trying to say that she didn't moan, but moan, you know what?
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Only in how you spell moan, but in how you pray.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know what, I'll get no clarification needed.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, also,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It'd be getting this movie.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, wait, where are we all?
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were all pronouncing Moana wrong because I feel like we say Moana and they're like, Manna, they're obvious.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe it might be, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Manna, how are they saying it?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're saying it different.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it was like, almost no O-A, like it was gonna be O-A-N-A, like that.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was like Manna, I don't think I caused that, but Moana, yeah.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're all like Manna and I was like, oh, anyway, um, look, uh, you guys know what this is.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are a film review podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We review the films of leading black actors and actors of color.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We talk about them in the context of race and diversity in Hollywood.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: three of us that host this podcast, the boys listening to now that honestly, sorry, I'm not a sailor.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tom and I, Lim boy, it is a, I've had anything on my mind.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm really, I'm a city boy, but, you know, if you're telling me, if you're gonna be on the seas or just on the beach, yeah, I'll be on the beach.
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's John and Braille.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What did you say?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What does that even mean?
• 4:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like what?
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you saying going on the evenings?
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's not crossing the road on the water.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't cross the reef.
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I ain't crossing the reef.
• 4:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: when it comes to the start turning black he eat in the black he will feel like all right, well, we got some it's got leaves here.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to figure out some.
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got this chicken.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to try to reproduce this guy.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: My favorite thing is watching people of way in the brown part of a banana and I'm like, stop it.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: This voice, this voice, I can't swim, but I've been in the water more times than had it's ever been safe.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I went.
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And to make it on a, was it, what is it that lifeguard buoy the buoy thing like the Baywatch thing they give you to hold on to like,
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, like, yeah, the orange thing, like the floating device is not a, like, like, but the specific thing that they, they, they, they come with a, same, like, it's the cone and it's like, it's a blue, blue, I don't know, basically I went to Jamaica.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I felt confident being like, oh, there's a person who can swim.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd go out into water with you a little bit.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And until we went out in the water, and then I feel the current moving us.
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I see that he noticed the current was moving us.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, we're so far.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: All I got is this buoy.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could drown such how to play it cool.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm saying?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I'm like, I freak out.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: He'll have to leave me because you got to save himself.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm not scared of the water.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just can't swim.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm not scared of the water.
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not scared of the water.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just know I respect the water.
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: We, trailers, we don't know anything about the ocean.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: We know a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A few things.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's true.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: They are called, they're called booleate, rescue boolees.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Toki.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Boolees.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: These are all the.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Call me a Seaman.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me a Seaman.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: feel like I just don't want to encourage this voice to it would be cool if you were like a shape shifter that would be like really cool if you had that ability.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean that's that voice is that voice is James.
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are reviewing the 2026 live action remake of Moana that came out
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: in theaters, you might go, wait, it did.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's good, you didn't see it, how dare you.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, it did, yeah, actually, you know, the box office is not crazy bad, it's not crazy bad.
• 7:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not good, it's not crazy bad.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's $323 million worldwide.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: On one, two-fifth domestic, domestically, only a hundred and twenty-six million.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And the budget is 250 million.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Gee.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I said it's not crazy bad.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty bad.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty bad.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's bad.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said it was crazy.
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I think two made a Billy last year.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, okay.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now in the context of other live action films, this is.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: easily one of the worst.
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Lilo and Stitch made over a billion.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, we know the Lion King made a billion.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think damn near Moofoss a damn near made a billion.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: How much Moofoss a thing?
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which, and that was actually original, so maybe that shouldn't count.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Moofoss made 722 million.
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: We know the jungle book made close to a billion.
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I believe it's great.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep, the Latin made a billion.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of these make.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: And what's in what's in truly what is sad about it to me is the the chatter leading up to this one is the same chatter that a lot of these other ones got, which is who asked for this.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why is your Smith the genie, you know, you know, why is why is why is the rock.
• 8:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why instead of someone else you're made black moana Maui why is the mermaid black why is she why is she Why is Moana lighter skinned, you know Lilo and stitch have the same like all of these like the the kind of talking points against this
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, it's too soon.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, maybe Lilo and Stitch was was there was enough time had passed, but I mean, what Aladdin, I mean, this was my mate.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Lilo and Stitch in a let Moana is the close is the fastest live action.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: When it does, right, yeah, this one is the fastest they've done.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's the, maybe the, maybe the one thing that this had.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm saying all this to say, I'm concerned about what it potentially means about the right.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like the rock is a big reason that people didn't go see it.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I genuinely feel like people were like, you know, you see, which is kind of weird because it's like the it's the thing that does actually make sense.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like obviously he voiced the character in the animated film.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I think the, I would, if I were to chalk it up to anything, I'm going to say it has to be the years.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because there's an Islamic, I think it's just a part of it.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a bit just too soon.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so soon.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like you.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Taylor haven't even, yeah, you haven't even really, because so think about it.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, if you saw the animated film when you were six,
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now you're 16.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you really having that kind of sense of nostalgia that you want to go see that movie?
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, if anything, you want to see more story.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like if anything, you're like, you were looking forward to the Moana TV series that it never came to be.
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you watch Moana tune, you're like, you were sort of underwhelmed.
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, if anything.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, exactly.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's the other thing is that this came,
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: pretty quickly after Moana, too.
• 10:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, bro.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was announced around the time when it came out.
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, yo, this is, this movie had a lot going against it.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: The rocks wig.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, when the wig came out, and I was like, oh, no, people was going to town on that wig.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how y'all feel, but I thought it worked better in practice than it did in the, in the stills.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, in that, in the movie, in the actual movie.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I will say yes.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: When it got wet, I was like, this is a much better look.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Better look.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, yes, you guys want to guess the rotten tomato score.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: 24.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna say 33.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, did you look it up, James?
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's exactly right.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is it?
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: No way.
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's 33.
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wow.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
• 11:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: There.
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're getting a lot better at this.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm getting better at guessing.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Next week, it'll be wrong.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, you got to know.
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's enough for you.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Free listeners.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to go into initial thoughts and talk about our opinions of this movie.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like me can't jump