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TOO YOUNG TO BE GAY-STORY OF TEDDY & CHRIS PART 1 · PONDIS PODCAST

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  Speaker 2: niya kijana amazing sana, ka kijana very cute and handsome.
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  Speaker 2: Ka kijana leo for the purpose of the story, tuta
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  Speaker 2: kaita Teddy UGAE. Teddy is a boy who resides somewhere
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  Speaker 2: in Nairobi County. I want this story to unfold slowly. So,
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  Speaker 2: for the purpose of the story, I won't give you
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  Speaker 2: a sub-county. Okay, I don't mind giving you a sub-county. But, okay,
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  Speaker 2: let me just, for the best, what does the producer say? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: my producer is telling me for the purpose of the
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  Speaker 2: story to You guys, Teddy is a very cute kid.
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  Speaker 3: His year is 2019.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, Teddy is in class 8.
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  Speaker 2: This is the 844 system. Teddy is using Deadlip. Teddy, uh,
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  Speaker 2: nika kijana very cute. Niki sema very cute, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: super duper.
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  Speaker 1: Cute, eh.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, because saizi ana ka fiti deadly. So, niki jana ameweza,
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  Speaker 2: yo guy. Niki jana ana attract both freaking genders, yo guy. So,
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  Speaker 2: boyotu Teddy, uh, pali 2019 ako class 8, eh. Na
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  Speaker 2: kama kawa, unajua class 8 lazima wajitume deadly. Again, we
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  Speaker 2: have these, uh, uh, pattern in our schools, eh. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know whether to call it a habit.
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  Speaker 1: Or a pattern.
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  Speaker 2: You get class 8s, or right now, grade 9s. Or
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  Speaker 2: grade 9s, yeah. You get them to do the main exam.
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  Speaker 2: There are tuitions, there are exams. So, you get the
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  Speaker 2: students of that particular grade, or that particular class, who
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  Speaker 2: go to school, either for preps that you own, either
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  Speaker 2: for tuitions, call them whatever you want to call them,
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  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. So, Kabui Wetu, I'm studying at an
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  Speaker 2: amazing primary school. Actually, a very famous primary school. Hey, producer,
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  Speaker 2: let's say it again because I need it to be
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  Speaker 2: as specific as possible.
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  Speaker 1: Do you allow me? Perfect, you guys. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: let's say it again. Kibera. Kibera, you guys. Kibera is
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  Speaker 1: the place I was born and raised in. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you?
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  Speaker 2: So, Boyotu Teddy is at Olympic Primary School. Olimu, it's
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  Speaker 2: called Olympics, you guys. It's a very big primary school
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  Speaker 2: in Nairobi. Actually, by the way, if you're living in
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  Speaker 2: Nairobi or when you're in Nairobi, if you just go
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  Speaker 2: to Olympic Primary School.
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't know, eh?
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  Speaker 2: I took a picture one day recently and it was weather, deadly,
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  Speaker 2: you know, terrible, you guys. Boyotu is at Olympic Primary
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  Speaker 2: School and he's studying in Pigo.
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  Speaker 1: So, Mwaka is 2019.
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  Speaker 2: And as a class 8 candidate, there are ways people
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  Speaker 2: talk about seriousness, especially from second term or mostly third term. So,
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  Speaker 2: Teddy lives just somewhere near Soweto. That's just Soweto somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know exactly where. Okay, because he still lives
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  Speaker 2: in that area as we are speaking. But he lives
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  Speaker 2: somewhere near Soweto. You're ready with me, you guy. We're
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  Speaker 2: in Kibera, Otongu, Soweto, Kibera. Not any other place in Kibera,
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  Speaker 2: you guy. So, they live somewhere here, Soweto, you guy.
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  Speaker 2: They're studying at Olympic Primary School.
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  Speaker 1: That's them.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, one of the neighbors around where they live is
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  Speaker 2: a boy. amazing sana tutampatia jina.
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  Speaker 1: Chris, eh.
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  Speaker 2: For the purpose of the story, you guy. Chris ni
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  Speaker 2: boy ambaye amemaliza form 4. Ni kwamiyaka Chris ako maybe
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  Speaker 2: 23 or 24. There and about. Nakaboy ketu Teddy. Pale
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  Speaker 2: class 8. Nilisema class 8 wana kuga either 13, eh.
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  Speaker 1: Or 14. It depends on the child.
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  Speaker 2: But most classmates are around 13 or 14.
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  Speaker 1: So Teddy has a neighbor. Chris. A very. Chris is
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  Speaker 1: also a boy. A boy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and freaking gentlemen, shugli inapigwa safi tena. And guess what,
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  Speaker 2: my friends? Chris and Teddy, because again, my neighbors, by
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  Speaker 2: default too, you see someone who lives in your area,
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  Speaker 2: you know, especially if you've grown your area to the
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  Speaker 2: extent of Kittambo. Because actually, a quick info, Teddy was
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  Speaker 2: born in Soweto, Kibera. He lived in Soweto, Kibera. All
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  Speaker 2: these years, you guys, until he was in class 8,
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  Speaker 2: same to Chris. So, we grew in the same gate,
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  Speaker 2: in the same neighborhood for so long. You know, it
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  Speaker 2: was deadly. So, Chris and Teddy, they are friends by default,
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  Speaker 2: you guys.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it was deadly.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the relationship was solid as fuck, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: But a quick thing here. Ladies and gentlemen, I want
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  Speaker 2: to get you to fight again.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: One thing about Chris. Chris is a man who grew up.
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  Speaker 2: Our man is 23 years old. He went to high school.
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  Speaker 2: And as he grew up. Chris realizes. I am attracted.
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  Speaker 2: To people of the same gender. You guys. Chris discovers.
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  Speaker 2: He might be.
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  Speaker 1: Attracted.
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  Speaker 2: To people of the same freaking gender. Okay not might.
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  Speaker 2: He is attracted to people of the same gender.
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  Speaker 1: You guy. And ladies and gentlemen. Boy wetu Teddy is
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  Speaker 1: cute as fuck. And Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Has for a while now. Had a crush on who
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  Speaker 2: you mtwe. Mtwe wetu Akopali class 8. Mwaka ni 2019. So,
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  Speaker 2: they start becoming closer each day. And one thing that
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  Speaker 2: happened is that it changed dynamics. Chris started to hustle
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  Speaker 2: a lot. He installed Wi-Fi and bought a screen in
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  Speaker 2: his house. In 2019, having Wi-Fi was common. Nowadays, everyone
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  Speaker 2: has it. You get into an apartment and you find
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  Speaker 2: wires in every house. In 2019, having Wi-Fi was a luxury. Yo, ah,
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  Speaker 2: boyotu sisa kujua Chris akona wifi na boyotu Teddy. So,
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  Speaker 2: alikuwa na spend step-in time kwake, time ayuko shule, especially Saturdays, Sundays,
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  Speaker 2: pale kwa Chris, wana watch YouTube, ninini.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, na ikaweza deadly.
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  Speaker 2: So each and every day, our boy Teddy was naïve,
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  Speaker 2: but Chris was advancing on him. It was like he
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  Speaker 2: was Radham. Little by little, he was laughing, little by little,
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  Speaker 2: he was joking, he was teasing, little by little, he
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  Speaker 2: was spanking.
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  Speaker 1: But our boy Teddy was very naïve.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't know where this shit was leading to. You know,
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  Speaker 2: even in class 8, it doesn't matter if he lives
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  Speaker 2: in the ghetto. There were other things that were so
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  Speaker 2: green on, especially things like sex, etc., So, Chris, remember
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  Speaker 2: this is Class 8 and we're just continuing. We're going
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  Speaker 2: to do it for the third time. The relationship is
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  Speaker 2: going to be built. We're going to do it for
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  Speaker 2: the third time. So, one particular Saturday, when we got up,
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  Speaker 2: Chris started asking Teddy, By the way, are you still
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  Speaker 2: going to school?
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  Speaker 1: Teddy said, still.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, kuna tukrashiza pa kuli, but right now,
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  Speaker 2: tuna concentrate, you guy, na KCPE, sorry. Yo, nikisha mada KCPE,
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  Speaker 2: at least ninge high school, yoneza. Dive, eh, kwayo shugli. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: Chris haka mambia, you need to explore manzese. Saizi na foku,
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  Speaker 2: ume ata, ume daradara tu dem. Yo, ata ume kisikiz
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  Speaker 2: ma dem. Ah, Teddy haka mambia, ita come to you, guy.
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  Speaker 2: Teddy haka mambia, pia mina koga muoga kiasi. Yo, but nadhani,
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  Speaker 2: ata ni mada class 8. Ntajituma deadly. You guys, fast forward,
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  Speaker 2: kabu ikitu kakamaliza Class 8. Kumaliza Class 8. Kuna culture
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  Speaker 2: ambayo hiko, where akida kimaliza Class 8, anapelekwa circumcision. So,
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  Speaker 2: nikisema Class 8 anapelekwa circumcision. So, uniza pin. Teddy comes
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  Speaker 2: from which tribe?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the time, they take their kids to Class 8. Sometimes,
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  Speaker 2: they take them quite early. Or sometimes, it depends. Nowadays,
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  Speaker 2: they go to Class 8. So, Teddy went to the circumcision.
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  Speaker 2: And he was very angry. Because Teddy was close to Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Mama Teddy told Chris, You can't ask me about.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: The baby's condition.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with him? He was there with you. I'm
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: working on how the food will be delivered. Chris told him,
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  Speaker 2: worry not, I've got you covered. And for Chris, for Teddy,
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  Speaker 2: Teddy was enjoying it because he knew that if he
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  Speaker 2: heard about Chris, at least there's a net, there's a TV,
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  Speaker 2: he'll be dead. I'm not saying there's no TV, but
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  Speaker 2: there's no net, there's no smart TV. So he was checking,
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  Speaker 2: he'll be dead. Plus, Chris is his best friend, and
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  Speaker 2: he'll be dead. So, Buhitwa went and cut him.
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  Speaker 1: Then, he came.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not saying he cut him. It's just that
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  Speaker 2: he was beaten up. He was circumcised. He was taken
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  Speaker 2: to a doctor. He was taken to a doctor. He
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  Speaker 2: was taken to a doctor. He was taken to a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: And Chris was part of that process. They took him
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  Speaker 2: to the hospital. Buhitwa was taken to the doctor. And
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  Speaker 2: Chris brings back Teddy to his house. And Chris took
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  Speaker 2: him to the doctor again. But I want you to
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  Speaker 2: know this. Chris, as he grows older, Chris is becoming
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  Speaker 2: a DL queer, DL gay, down low. You feel you're
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  Speaker 2: attracted to men or you're dying for men. But there's
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of erasure that you can't say publicly.
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  Speaker 2: Because again, being gay has a stigma.
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  Speaker 1: It's deadly. Chris Bigley. He took care of him. He
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  Speaker 1: was naked.
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  Speaker 2: Yoga.
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  Speaker 1: He went to the edge. He took care of him.
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  Speaker 1: He was good.
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  Speaker 2: And he left. First, he left as if he was drunk.
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  Speaker 2: How pure, you guys. They called him Bungela Shere. His
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  Speaker 2: mother was at the church. Just around there. And a
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  Speaker 2: few friends came. They drank tea. To take Teddy out
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  Speaker 2: of the house, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what? My people.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: See, the year 2020 has come. Results, actually, before 2020
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  Speaker 2: and those results came out. They were coming from somewhere dark.
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  Speaker 1: And our boy, Teddy. He performed 50, he was at
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  Speaker 1: max 307.
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  Speaker 2: The reason I said he performed 50 is because in
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  Speaker 2: the normal 8 for 4 system, if a child performs,
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  Speaker 2: if he passes from 250 and above, he scores above
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  Speaker 2: average because 250 is average. Then if he scores 300
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  Speaker 2: and above, the child is considered to have passed. So
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  Speaker 2: he passed deadly. And 307 was celebrated deadly again a lot.
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  Speaker 2: You guy. Are you ready with me? So, remember this time,
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  Speaker 2: Chris had called. He had started officially.
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  Speaker 1: January came. He was called Bonge La Shule. You guy. Somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell me Shule, you guy. Our boy was called Langata.
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  Speaker 2: Is it Langata Boys or Langata High? What is the
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  Speaker 2: name of that school? Ya Mabui Langata. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how he got there because I heard he had to
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: be with Max, I don't know how. But either way,
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  Speaker 2: he succeeded in getting out of that school. And ladies
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  Speaker 2: and gentlemen, he got into Langata. And he started studying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was Langata High School or
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  Speaker 2: whatever Langata, but it was a school like Langata. And
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  Speaker 2: he started studying there. 2020 March, around March 13th, C.S.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Mutai Kagwe, he was there at a press conference. Nakambia
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: the nation, Kenya has recorded its first covid case are
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: you ready you guy so later on a few days
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  Speaker 2: later waka direct there was a directive kumba shule zote
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  Speaker 2: zifungwe completely wateto anda nyumbani.
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  Speaker 1: No social gathering, no clubbing, no church.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone stays at home, wears a mask, sanitizes.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, deadly.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember how COVID was tricky, you guys. The
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: first days, we were at 7 p.m. Then they went
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: to 10, 11. So COVID times were tough, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: But ladies and gentlemen, now focus on the story. Most
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: people are not going to work. Most people are not
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: going to work. There is no place for them to work.
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  Speaker 2: The only people who are going to work are people
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  Speaker 2: who have opened a small hotel or a small hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Deadly.
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  Speaker 2: So all of them are going to work deadly. And
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  Speaker 2: if they do, again, Chris used to work at a
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  Speaker 2: toy store. He used to work at a toy store.
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  Speaker 2: He used to work at a toy store. He used
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  Speaker 2: to work at a toy store. He used to work
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  Speaker 2: at a toy store. So, shugliyao ya kazi likuwa napigika. Wanaenda, wanapigya.
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  Speaker 2: As long as ume va mask, ume social distance, na
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  Speaker 2: ume sanitize, you guys, you are good to go. Perfecto,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. So, yeah, naenda narudi. But, walikuwa close
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  Speaker 2: na Teddy Design. Alikuwa natia Teddy ufungu yaki ya nyumba. So,
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  Speaker 2: Teddy anashinda pali aki watch TV, aki ninistream, wifi, aki,
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  Speaker 2: you know, aki watch TV, aki jibamba deadly. Yo, alafu,
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  Speaker 2: Chris anakamu. Masa, Masa, maybe four or five. Yo, and
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  Speaker 2: it was deadly. So each and every day, Chris would come.
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  Speaker 2: Chris would tell his boy, yo guy, you have to
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  Speaker 2: kill yourself. Focus on this story. Sit down, relax, and
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  Speaker 2: enjoy yourself. So one particular day, I don't know if
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: it was on a Sunday. Again, COVID restricts movement, not nothing.
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  Speaker 2: This particular day, Weather this morning was very nostalgic. Weather
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: this morning was very nostalgic. Weather this morning was very nostalgic.
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  Speaker 2: Chris Sunday is working. So, Chris has put himself out
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  Speaker 2: there on the bed. He's sleeping on the bed. He's
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  Speaker 2: just doing his thing on the bed. It's that particular
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  Speaker 2: lazy day. You know, Sunday morning is a lazy day.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: You go out, the weather is nice. Chris is going
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: to the church. Yo, so, he's just out there on
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: the bed doing his thing. Remember, this is a single room.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It's just a bed and maybe a bed with a screen.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: You know, a house boy like this.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Hello. Chris has come. Ah, not Chris. Teddy Akakamu. So, ah,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: he asked Chris, why are you in form today? Ah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Chris said, I'm going to go up in the air
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: like I'm in the air. Ah, guess what? Kabui Ketu Teddy,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Kakakamu Kakakamu on Chris's bed, you guys. Ah, they're going
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: to play me. You guys. Chris was on his bed.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: He was wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Waiting.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Kabui Kakakamu Kakakamu on his bed. But because now Chris
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: was on the phone, and I watch maybe a couple
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: of things, eh? Ka boy kakalala kwa kitanda, eh, now
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I watch simu moja, now simu ya Chris. I know
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: you get, you get what I'm trying to. Mshapa, tell
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: me the picture. Perfect, wame kapa kwa kitanda, they are
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: watching ninini. Chris, haji nende kiongezeka, eh, nangaleta u boy vile,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: u boy emeo. Weza, u boy ni umfain, you guy. Yo,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: you may take it to what you're made of, you
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: know what you're made of. I'm not saying what you're
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: made of, but yo, Chris was telling me like a boy.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Fine, you guy.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: And plus, I've seen the boy right now. Yo, but
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: you're made of, you guy. So, at that time, you
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: were made of, you know what you're made of.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Pips. Hey, Chris started to move, move, move slowly, slowly.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Just like a design. He's moving, moving, because the boy
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: is taking his hand, you guy.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Chris is returning it. Yo, ikenda, ikenda tu. Yeni, ni relaxed, chilled. Eh,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Chris anamdara, dara pole, pole, kimpango.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Dilisema kunele kudara, unadara gamtu. Eh, in a way. Not
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to insinuate, you guy. Ha! Wanna nita play, boy.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You guy. Yo, anamdara yake freaking yote. Ka boy kakanza kumbao,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: you guy. Si Chris akidara na meumbao deadly. And then
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: there's that person who starts to move, his hands start
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: to move, his hands start to breathe heavily.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm trying to mean. Are you ready
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: with me?
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Aye.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Our boy Chris starts to reach out his hand right
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: at his dick. The guy is like, fuck, you guy.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Aye.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: He was wearing jeans without a belt. You see long jeans,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: they have a button on the bottom. Our boy Chris,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: he opened it with a button. He opened a zip.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: He threw him a long. He threw him a box
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: of something sexy.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Of red. Tight as fuck. Aye.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: You see, there's just a green flag. I mean, Teddy
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: is feeling fit. He's just moving on. Chris threw him
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: all that long. He took it off.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: He threw him jeans. Teddy took a shot, you guys. Hello.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Teddy started to sit down. Dara Puccini kissed him slowly.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: You guys.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Teddy took a shot. He slid the boy's dick into
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: the box. You know, the way dick comes out of
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the box. Chris took a shot. He slid the boy's
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: bongi la pizze uniboya.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Kufumuwa naka round maybe 14-15 izi vito nasi experience for
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: the very first time nakombia kaboy kame mba was fuck
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: you guy alo nakombia krisa kajia andres ye monye ya
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: kandres kaboya kakatoa ditisho kaliko kame vamo nakombia wakapiga body
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: to body wakapiga na munju romance ngini ne kali Eh,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: nakombe summer liliku me fika mpaka Teddy kananza ku reciprocate. Kakiguzwa, kanaguzana,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: kakidaro haga, kanadara, Chris.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Haga, you guy. Ika flow, you guy. It was amazing. Chilled. Inje,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: nakombe ya, inje kuna, saa kumeanza di ku drizzle. Aye, peeps. Alo.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Nakombe ya romance ika pigwa, you guy.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Aye.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Seotoka muaga kwa mpigwa, you guy. Nakombi it was interesting.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Waka mwaga waka pu. Ata waku after two wame pumzika pumzika.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Daka mbili tatu. Waku wata wame vanguwa. Waka rudi for
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: the second round ya romance. Nakombi ya kaboy ketu Teddy.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Kalikua ka na enjoy. Kalikua ka na feel. Vitu zingini apa.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Nakombi ya kalikua ka na lambu. Waka nasikya ka mefika
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: yu guy. Waka mwaga round ya pili. Waka mwaga tu
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: ko bed. Sasa hizi me songa. Songa ni masane masatano
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: yu guy.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: And the entire COVID season. I.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Part two of this story comes up in a few,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: No buy it. No buy it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, part two is coming up in a few.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, ni burgu shukara ga shakurugu kung kung Ladies and gentlemen,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: part two ya story ya Teddy na Chris coming up
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Iweze deadly umno tena sana Yo, leo tuko ndani ya
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: kibra soweto Story na weza deadly, hello Watu wangu they
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: call me VDJ Kevo Pondes A.K.A. ule boy huduvdu wazidun A.K.A.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: ule boy madhaku wa likuona gans Kama kawa, kama dawa,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: mindi umzazi Awe ngine ni waigizaji Playing on my benda
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: ni Otile Browner This is where old radio meets modern podcasting.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: We are out for now. See you on part two
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: of this amazing story. We are coming back.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yo, enough of you. Don't go anywhere.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: If you're able to like admire yourself intimately, that's self-love.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I would have advertised all the toys individually.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: If you're able to like admire yourself intimately, that's self-love.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. I would have advertised all the toys,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: even the beads. That's crazy.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Electric engineering, an electric post in Texas.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: On this podcast, but the truth.