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DONKEY: Michael Jackson Steals Truck Then Asks Stranger For Gas · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: With the it's time don't give around here. Yes, you
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  Speaker 1: are a donkey? What the hell? What the hell? What
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  Speaker 1: more do you need some donkey? Today's just saw themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, Charlotte Mane, who you giving donk it to?
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  Speaker 1: Did to man? Well?
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  Speaker 2: Donkey today for Tuesday, October twenty first goes to a
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  Speaker 2: Southeast Kansas man named Michael Jackson. Okay, and not the
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  Speaker 2: one who sang Billy Jean. I need y'all to know that, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The Crawford County Sheriff's office made that perfectly clear. They
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  Speaker 2: literally said, verbatim, not the one who sang Billy Jean.
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  Speaker 1: We are such an unserious people. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now let me tell y'all something. And I really want
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  Speaker 2: y'all to remember this. If you don't listen to another
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  Speaker 2: word that ever comes out of Uncle Sharla's mouth, just
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  Speaker 2: please listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever someone tells you to not call the cops about something,
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  Speaker 2: call the cops about that something.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. That's just a pretty good rule of thumb to follow.
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  Speaker 2: See what had happened was Michael Jackson stole a two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and three Chevrolet Silverado, and deputies received the call
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  Speaker 2: that a man had pulled into a residence and asked
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  Speaker 2: the homeowner for gas and to not call the cops.
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  Speaker 2: See this man, Michael Jackson, stole the car, didn't have
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  Speaker 2: no gas in the car, and then pulled into a
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  Speaker 2: random stranger's house asking for gas. Michael Jackson, you don't
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  Speaker 2: know how any of this works, do you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? You think you can just steal a truck, pull
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  Speaker 1: up to.
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  Speaker 2: A random stranger's house for gas, and then moon walk
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  Speaker 2: out of the situation like that's normal.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now, let's discuss all right, when stealing a car, make
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  Speaker 2: sure the car got gas in it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Why the hell would you steal a car that may
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  Speaker 2: or may not have enough gas in it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? What if you need to do a quick getaway?
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  Speaker 2: What if the cops are chasing you and you on
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  Speaker 2: e Okay, Michael Jackson, you supposed to be a smooth criminal.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Not to mention, why would you stop at some random
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  Speaker 2: stranger's house for gas?
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  Speaker 1: Where was Excen? Where was wy Why where was Spinx?
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  Speaker 1: Where was shell?
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  Speaker 2: The Michael Jackson I know said don't stop till you
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  Speaker 2: get enough. You had to stop because you needed gas, y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Are not the same.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. See I love people who plan all the way
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  Speaker 1: to the end. All right. That's Law twenty nine and
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  Speaker 1: the forty eight Laws of power. Make detailed plans with
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  Speaker 1: a clear ending.
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  Speaker 2: Think far ahead, take into account all possible developments, plan
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  Speaker 2: all the way to the end, and don't be swayed
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  Speaker 2: by wishful thinking. Then pursue your plans and don't be
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  Speaker 2: tempted from your path. See this, Michael Jackson didn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: And when you want to be starting something, you have
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  Speaker 2: to know how that's starting going end. Because the only
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  Speaker 2: thing this Michael Jackson got started was a police report. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I just don't understand people. Sometimes, man folks commit crimes
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  Speaker 2: so ridiculous, then I think they do it on purpose. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: times are hard out here. Housing is not affordable. Forty
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  Speaker 2: two million people are at risk of losing their food
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  Speaker 2: stamps right now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: There are some with no home, not a nickeled alone.
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  Speaker 2: Could it be really me pretending that they're not alone?
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  Speaker 2: If you don't got nothing else going on in life,
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  Speaker 2: maybe jail is a viable option.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Some people don't have no family, Some people don't care
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  Speaker 2: about freedom like that. But I wish that I could
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  Speaker 2: have told Michael Jackson you are not alone. Okay, you
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  Speaker 2: don't have to do this, all right, there's a place
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  Speaker 2: for you in this society. But I can't make you
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  Speaker 2: believe that. All right, The change you seek starts with you. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: the man in the mirror, Michael, I'm asking you to
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  Speaker 2: change your petty criminal ways. If you want to make
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  Speaker 2: the world a better place, take a look at yourself and.
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  Speaker 1: Then make a change.
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  Speaker 2: Change. Please give this Southeast Kansas man named Michael Jackson
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  Speaker 2: the biggest he heat, yo. Just yes, that's it, you
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  Speaker 2: get the biggest.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to let anybody know that if you
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  Speaker 3: steal my car or my wife's car, get yourself a
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  Speaker 3: little extra time.
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  Speaker 1: To go to gas station.
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  Speaker 3: Like that's we ain't never got no gas for some
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  Speaker 3: reason in the carse Yo, he gave me my e.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he's gonna say when they ask him what's
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  Speaker 2: his agenda during the intake process.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, nigga, are you okay? Are you okay? Nigga? That's
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  Speaker 1: so funny. All right, Well, thank you, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: that donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 3: So now when we come back, Jeremy Renner will be
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  Speaker 3: October twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: Known as Hanson from Hanson Rights. All right, all right,
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