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#515 We Don't PERFORM EVIL COMEDY the Same with Jason Rouse · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What Up and welcome back to another episode here on
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  Speaker 1: Believe me, and we're gonna be And before we continue,
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  Speaker 1: before we continue, let me build a fucking energy. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: I think you know what too much? It's what you
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  Speaker 1: know what, it's not the you know it's not the smoke.
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  Speaker 2: It's no, yes, I guarantee you the next morning. No,
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  Speaker 2: I just I just knew that.
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  Speaker 1: It was like it took a lot out of me,
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  Speaker 1: dog Like, it definitely tired me out. And I noticed that.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't like that. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: anything to like. That's the reason I stopped doing lean.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when I got into it for a month, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you remember it, And then I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, I'm too tired.
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  Speaker 3: And it's also fucking pricey.
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  Speaker 1: Well at the time, it wasn't. We had pints. It
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  Speaker 1: was great, but I mean it wasn't great. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: advise it for anybody. But yeah, I just think I've.
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  Speaker 2: Been doing that.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, before we continue, though, before we continue, I
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  Speaker 1: do want to tell everybody that we all the super chatters,
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  Speaker 2: I hate our extract. So you will get to eight?
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  Speaker 2: What is it? Well one one?
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  Speaker 1: One person will get one, another person will get the
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  Speaker 1: other one.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, so there's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be three winners super chatting super chatters. Bro, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: stop playing super chatters. This is your time to shine.
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  Speaker 1: You guys will give it the record and two eight
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  Speaker 1: now without further to do. What's going on? XG damn
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  Speaker 1: listen bro, Like I said, no right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, fuck you in the galaxy.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, let's start off with that dog. Why did no
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  Speaker 3: one watch your team fucking win?
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  Speaker 2: Ray? Does no one give a fuck? That's what I got.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I guess.
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  Speaker 4: Some of them had better things to do than watch
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  Speaker 4: a game. I at the moment, they didn't have better
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  Speaker 4: things to do, So I watched the game, got shipped.
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  Speaker 2: That and then I celebrated my win.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking, I'm talking ship. But it sucks that people
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  Speaker 3: aren't watching soccer as much. I don't get I don't
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  Speaker 3: think that's what it is. It sucked at the view
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  Speaker 3: for half I sent it to ease On.
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  Speaker 1: It was like yeah, I was yeah, like so and
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  Speaker 1: we got double the viewers when it was us in
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  Speaker 1: the finals compared to you guys. Yeah, hey, but there's
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  Speaker 1: a new fucking ship. There's a new fucking team in town. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: San Diego FC. Yeah, Dog, they're coming into this. So
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  Speaker 1: now now they got now we now we got be
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  Speaker 1: two places. Dog, They're gonna want to smoke. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like, hey, we're the newest team now, so they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna want the smoke. We gotta serve them up. Then
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  Speaker 1: we gotta serve up La Galaxy.
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  Speaker 2: Dog. It's just not it's it's gonna be a fucking
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  Speaker 2: wild fucking season.
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  Speaker 3: Dog.
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  Speaker 1: And who's to say that they're not gonna give them
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  Speaker 1: the fucking new baby fucking treatment at the MLS. Is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be like, no, no, they got this star over here.
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  Speaker 1: What if they get their version of Cardinals? Because everybody
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  Speaker 1: was sucking l A fcs when Cardinals Bella was in
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  Speaker 1: his prime.
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  Speaker 3: That's what.
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  Speaker 2: That Actually, that's why I looked up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm trying to figure out who who they're
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  Speaker 3: trying to sign because these these teams always having enough
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  Speaker 3: money to sign chooky. Oh you know you're right. I
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  Speaker 3: did hear that no, no, oh, I did hear that
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  Speaker 3: in Choky. That'd be pretty dope, though it'd be dope
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  Speaker 3: for La Rasa because the lass woul definitely show up.
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  Speaker 3: A chooky gets out there, so it'll fill up the
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  Speaker 3: San Diego stadium. What stadium they playing that? Because they
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  Speaker 3: give him was it Guacam or Quakham which the one
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  Speaker 3: was the ones that the Chargers played up.
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  Speaker 4: It's called who cares not?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, no they did they get their own
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  Speaker 1: stadium or are they gonna play it where the Chargers play.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm wondering, because the Chargers used to have
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  Speaker 3: this stadium called I didn' think that Chargers are Chargers
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  Speaker 3: playing San Diego in l A. Now San Diego don't
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  Speaker 3: have a team of anything except for the Padres, the
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  Speaker 3: San Diego State, the Aztecs, which they play at Qualcam,
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  Speaker 3: which Chargers used to play at Guacam but it was
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  Speaker 3: too small and San Diego didn't want to build a
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  Speaker 3: new stadium, so you gotta get the fuck out of there.
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  Speaker 3: That's why they left San Diego because they couldn't build
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  Speaker 3: a new stadium and Welcome was way too small. It's
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  Speaker 3: a little it's a it's a college stadium. It's not that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're Yeah, they're gonna get a chunky Lozano.
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  Speaker 2: Dog'd be tight, be dope.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be dope to watch him play here in the States.
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, welcome back?
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  Speaker 1: Rid do like always Yeah, he like interrupted himself, just
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  Speaker 1: went on a rant.
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  Speaker 3: Hey he's on.
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  Speaker 4: How's his voice good?
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  Speaker 2: His voice? Yeah is great? Okay, yeah he's not yelling.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, hey, you're gonna he's gonna stay here. The
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  Speaker 3: Devil's gonna sit next to me, next Double himself gonna
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  Speaker 3: sit there.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Rosse is running later apparently.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, running on hell time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just thinks he could do he could do
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  Speaker 1: whatever he wants. Yeah, guy has a beard and he
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  Speaker 1: looks like Eminem.
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  Speaker 3: Now it looks like he looks like a homeless Eminem
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  Speaker 3: that doesn't have a fucking razor blade.
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  Speaker 2: To shave it off. Yeah, it's like all white and ship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Should we read the super chants as they go? As
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  Speaker 1: they go on? Let's start doing that today, funk that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's read the super chass because there some of
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  Speaker 1: them are coming in. So let's just we're gonna read
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  Speaker 1: your superchants as they go, and so do you have
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  Speaker 1: a question? Common suggestion, as Breal would say, fucking we'll read.
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  Speaker 2: It right now on the times.
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  Speaker 3: You know, do you figure you know when to like
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  Speaker 3: switch the top, when to read the super chat?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Do my best fight?
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  Speaker 5: Seven?
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  Speaker 4: Seven?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Fools?
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  Speaker 4: Same tue?
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  Speaker 2: What's soft?
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  Speaker 3: Full? You're trying to win this full?
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  Speaker 1: And if you're trying to watch an uncensored episode where
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  Speaker 1: me and Xavier did two cancer nitris h what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Subscribe to the Patreon shout out to Browsie for bringing
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  Speaker 1: those gifts, and we were just like, fucking, let's let's
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  Speaker 1: just go in.
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  Speaker 2: I was like in high school again, What do you
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  Speaker 2: mean in high school?
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  Speaker 3: Befo?
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  Speaker 2: You thought you were like two a year ago? Fool?
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  Speaker 2: Shut up dog, like a year ago as fools? Like hell,
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  Speaker 2: you fill up the blues.
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  Speaker 3: Dog, but like the memory of it. Every time I
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  Speaker 3: do NOAs, I feel like I'm high school. Every time
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  Speaker 3: I do NAS, I'm like, bro, my back in high school?
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  Speaker 3: Should I have spiky hair? But did you go to
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  Speaker 3: flyer parties?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I threw fly parties? Bro to walk into the party
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  Speaker 3: was a stupid tanking like two girls behind me trying
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  Speaker 3: to get in for free and now you to pay
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  Speaker 3: the doors.
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  Speaker 2: Are you in like a party crew?
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  Speaker 3: Then fly boys? What is it them?
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  Speaker 2: Fly boys?
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  Speaker 1: Dog, that's so gay, that's so well the night what
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  Speaker 1: you expect then fly boys?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's so stupid. Yeah. I remember hanging those
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  Speaker 2: air you got those air brushs.
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  Speaker 1: I remember hanging out with foods from a party crew.
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  Speaker 1: But like I was just like man, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you fools?
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  Speaker 3: What is this? Planning?
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  Speaker 2: Parties? Isny big money?
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  Speaker 3: You find a house, like an abandoned house.
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  Speaker 2: A Nai or give us the one on one.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you the one on one. So you get
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  Speaker 3: into you're in your homies, find abandoned house or someone.
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  Speaker 2: Let you and you sar right, you go with the
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  Speaker 2: gay ship.
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  Speaker 3: Dog always gotta go with the gas ship. It's about
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  Speaker 3: the bitches here. Fly parties were half about the bitches.
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  Speaker 3: So this is like the get down because you don't
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  Speaker 3: end up making you don't end up making any real money.
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  Speaker 3: But basically, you find a house, homies house or anybody
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  Speaker 3: who's down, or like a shed even too. Nai used
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  Speaker 3: to like, oh my parents said we can party in
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  Speaker 3: the shed. So we used to go to the shed.
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  Speaker 3: But you throw, you throw apart, you throw, you set
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  Speaker 3: it up, You get a DJ, you get someone to
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  Speaker 3: buy you beer. You put that ship out there, cheap beer.
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  Speaker 3: The cheapest ship you can buy you. So you get
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  Speaker 3: some graphic designer to make a flyer and you get
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  Speaker 3: everyone to send it out, send it out, and then, uh.
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  Speaker 4: The guy throwing the party is paying for this ship.
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  Speaker 3: No, the service, You know what are we paying for it?
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  Speaker 3: It's technically free. You find an abandoned house. You find
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  Speaker 3: an abandoned house. Because this was during the Wait, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of bandoned houses were foreclosure. You just get a
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  Speaker 3: generator and you just go in the house and people
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  Speaker 3: don't know what's abandoned. The don't know they're really trespassing.
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  Speaker 3: Just throw a party. You throw the flyer out. You
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  Speaker 3: tell everybody to Hey, send it to our homie. Send
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  Speaker 3: it homies, forward, forward it, forward it. And then people
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  Speaker 3: would show it to this party and we would stand
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  Speaker 3: out there and charge five bucks to get in bitches
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  Speaker 3: for free. And then it's just someone showed up with
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  Speaker 3: the big ass NOS tank because they were gonna make money.
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  Speaker 3: They show up with the NOS tank and then they
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  Speaker 3: start selling three for five well now you're making so
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  Speaker 3: you know what, bringing the.
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  Speaker 1: Tanking sometimes food like whenever, like somebody's like I have
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  Speaker 1: a venue, dog, I kind of want to throw like
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  Speaker 1: a little just kickback over Fooz to get hay. And
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  Speaker 1: just because I have the five tanks, you know how
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  Speaker 1: much money we can make buy like hello, new cameras
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  Speaker 1: on top of the ones that we got, like.
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  Speaker 3: Like you know what I'm saying, Like we get the
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  Speaker 3: thing that we were supposed to sell nos at the life.
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  Speaker 3: We don't smoke the same.
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  Speaker 2: But we couldn't. We couldn't have burned it away.
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  Speaker 1: Well we were all everybody who wanted to do it
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  Speaker 1: was our friends.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: That's what sucks. All these fools are homies and we
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  Speaker 3: try to like make money and they're like I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you can have it, dog, your patron's describer, you can
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  Speaker 3: have it, but a bump you can have it. Oh
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  Speaker 3: you can have the whole sack.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about the whole sack. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never gave nobody the whole sack.
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  Speaker 3: Dog.
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  Speaker 2: I always kept my ship. Dog. I was like, I've
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  Speaker 2: always always down the share, dog.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like I always had to hold the fucking sack, bro,
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  Speaker 1: because I didn't trust us with that ship supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be taking some and all this shit.
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  Speaker 2: Like nah, dog, I'll be like, I'm the.
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  Speaker 1: One just paying for it. I ain't asking nobody to
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  Speaker 1: pitch it. But you ain't get a hold my ship,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I was like that my ship. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: you don't be you know, cause it's like, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: partying is it's expensive, but there's partying etiquette. Bro, there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing worse than somebody who doesn't know how to fucking party.
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  Speaker 3: What's one party etiquette that that you follow or that
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  Speaker 3: you hate that people do? Which one comes up to
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  Speaker 3: your mind first? Well?
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  Speaker 2: And what reference to exam whatever?
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  Speaker 3: Watch the bug?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So when when you're when everybody sharing the and we're
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: in the fucking stall, right, if somebody does more than
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  Speaker 1: two and it's a group of four, y'all Like, if
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: And and this woo goes back?
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  Speaker 1: I said, dog, come on, dog, it's like puff puff
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  Speaker 1: past dog, Just bump, bump and keep it going.
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  Speaker 3: But it's especially if it's not unless this is unless
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  Speaker 3: this is ship. Yeah, I mean, if if it's just
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  Speaker 3: clocked up, he's been partying on that you know how that.
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  Speaker 2: Then he should have brought his own ship.
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: If the.
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  Speaker 2: If the homie is nice enough to be like.
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  Speaker 1: Don't trip dog, I got it, but just don't be
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: especially if like like how I would do a dog,
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  Speaker 1: I'll bust out that.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Charge ardspoon with the pokemon on it.
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  Speaker 3: You always got I had like has two dogs if
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  Speaker 3: you really want to bump up, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I never like and then like I would always like
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  Speaker 1: hate that, like having in a little baggy dog like
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  Speaker 1: I would always take it out and put it in
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: and like the baby version of these cars, like such
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  Speaker 1: a little like the little amber one's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, my pet peeve is it's not pet peeve.
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  Speaker 3: But if it's not your fucking sack, don't do the
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  Speaker 3: last of it. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's not it's not yours?
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  Speaker 3: Why why why you?
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Why you?
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  Speaker 3: Why why you capping the it's not yours? Why you dude?
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  Speaker 3: Give it away even if you don't know whose it
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: is to be like, yo, it's not mine, but there's
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  Speaker 3: like yeah, don't be yeah, yeah, full lick in the bag.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't even put a five cent bike of five dollars
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  Speaker 3: in the in the dog. Get a fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Have some courtesy if I already gave you a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of bumps all night, but not pet Peeve, that one sucks, dog. Yeah,
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: and then you you know what, Pet Peeve, I hate
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: you make my lines for me. What you mean, too
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  Speaker 3: big all the time? Dog, Like, way too fucking big.
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  Speaker 3: I know that's not people use your pet Peeve, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm like a skinny ass pe for some and
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  Speaker 3: I don't need too much to be all tacked out
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  Speaker 3: on those days. And he's as like, no, that's and like,
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  Speaker 3: don't be a bitch. And then I do like half
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  Speaker 3: of it. He's like, you're such a high nun. And
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  Speaker 3: then you go do the end of it mine, and
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  Speaker 3: then now he's too tacked out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's one of those things, dog where
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  Speaker 1: there has to be like party etiquette bro like also too,
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  Speaker 1: like let's just say, well you're doing nas, don't let
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: anybody handle the tank, bro Like for example, like Xavier
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  Speaker 1: knows better than to fucking funk with the tank because
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: one time Xavier, he was already on the sick one
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  Speaker 1: and this turns the nozzle all the way the tank fucking.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: So that wasn't me, Now, yeah I was.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I wish Ray was here right now.
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  Speaker 2: That was not me.
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  Speaker 3: I had because I was all scared.
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  Speaker 2: I drumed like a little.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: Then drumed like a little high not because I think spins.
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  Speaker 2: The tank goes on the floor and then the fucking
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: starts spurring out fucking nitris right, and then it starts
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  Speaker 2: going and then everybody and everybody's like, oh ship and
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  Speaker 2: Exam instead of helping me out to try to figure
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  Speaker 2: out due, he runs over the table, hops over this,
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  Speaker 2: sh starts running. It's like fool people could get burned. Dog,
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  Speaker 2: So I fucking I'm like, let me get it, and
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  Speaker 2: the ship's going.
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  Speaker 3: I think that was toppy. I know it wasn't me
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: because I know you guys were laughing at me because
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: I jumped like it was like a ulster or something.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, ah, Bush, it started spinning like this,
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: and I thought it was gonna be like in the
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: movies where like launches in the air and it takes
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: someone out.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: I guarantee you, bro I guarantee you that it was you.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: It was you, Dog Broftne was there.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I've been fucking, I've been fucking. I've been fucking
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: filling up nos ballroom since I was fourteen. I know
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: how to handle the tank.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Dog y, do you remember this instance where where we
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: were all nauseat and and and what's his name?
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Where was this in the couch in the couch down?
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: And then and then Xavier fucking had the tank or
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: he handled the tank to fill up his balloon, but
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: he was already on a sick one and he turns
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: the nozzle too much and the ship falls and it
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: starts spinning right and Zabra hops over the table and
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: starts running because he gets scared.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that? No, no, not there the cadac No, no, no, no, no,
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: you want me to be honest here, he's say, No,
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: you don't remember.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: Paying five dollars for the patreot you get DNA, You
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: don't remember?
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: I do remember that, dep don't just text me? He
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: said he didn't know.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: He said it was me. It was.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: It was it was on by It was on your birthday.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I remember, because you guys were roasting me
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: for jumping.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Because I read I saw you jump.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Hey, that would have been the most lateiest live stream ever.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: If I would have just set up the camera right there,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: we would have just it was pretty.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: It was pretty like not obviously because it could have
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: been dangerous. But now I look at it, I was like, bro,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: there was like we just someone just like popped it open.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Good times, good times.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah that So what what would you call like like
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: uh like ed like etiquette for partying? Right? What do
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: you mean like like bad etiquette for partying?
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: Um showing up drunk?
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Showing up drunk to a function already.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Like if you're like fucked up already, you know, yeah,
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: because most likely gonna sucking up for everybody else. You know,
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: sometimes drunk people are dicks. Yeah, I know you don't
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: need that ship. I'm trying to party.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: It's because it's because not everybody wants to. Not everybody
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: fucking knows how to handle their ship. On poc list,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: some of the super chats man because I know they're
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: they're coming up, they're flying and then what is it?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Hey, Dog, you think you can let the guests in
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: the he should be by the door. It's this white
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: guy who looks like a creep?
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Grid, what's up?
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Y'all?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Same team, Same team, Baby, Same team.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Dog eight seven seven, send those ten books. Thank you.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: You gotta make the same team T shirt very limited.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: No, I already have I already I already have step
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Tone send me a design and I already have some
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: of it being printed out.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hippies.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: But he's he's doing the same teams like with his
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: designs too. But like a lot of the ones that
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I make, like they're kind of like they include us,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: like you know what I mean. So like I would say,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: it's still part of the same team collection, it's just
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Stephtne has like he has his own artistic direction with
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I think it's a sasquad one that he sent me,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: very tinfoil esque hood hippies.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Wat some my boy, my boy, if.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: You want to hear my boy, come on right here,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: get it will let you know. Yeah, you got concrete,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: little mystery. I fucked up some of the spelling back here,
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: so shout out to me. Yeah homeless eminem look at you.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: You didn't like that one.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you're homeless on them. I was waiting
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: to actually call you that, but I guess you beat
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: me to it. Use a madscape the one you use
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: on your balls, on your face.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna center you right now. I'll turn you
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: on right now. Yeah, we're Yeah, we've been live.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: As I was telling you, I was like, stop calling me.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Jason, careful, there's the camera behind you. Don't.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't be the fourth person and knock this ship
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: over it ship, I don't funk up. That's true. The
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: last two people that dropped that were Indian. You're right, yeah,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: from Canada too. Well, well, I don't I don't know.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know about from Canada. I don't know if
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: neils from Canada. But but one of them was and
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: it was nitty uh everybody, the guest of tonight and
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: he made it on time.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: It is not it is not a homeless eminem. It
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: is the one and only Chason Rowse. Let's give it
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: up man.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: With the grill too. Look at such a want to
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: be at homeless eminem.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't hear him either. Well you were lated,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's true. So yeah, but he drives.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Do you do?
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: You drive you here?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: On time? They get marijuana?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: This take marijuana ro I'll roll you all out. Come on.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I've been I've been doing ship. What have you been doing? Jason?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Little kids?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Eight countries, eight countries, listen you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I learned from you. What do you want me to do?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Now I learned from you and towards.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: This welcome Do you want me to do one?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: That's the thing? B B B. And then I say
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: something and his dead grandmother raises from the grave to
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: suck my cor because she's that's the Jason.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I know, that's the Jason I heard the.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Store is a pig. How old is your grandmother now?
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Pushing almost eighty?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I should be pushing balls against her chin in
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: about four hours.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go all the way to Mexico.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna twist her skin up on her ass or
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: her face looks tight something. Jason just always hates grandma's.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Dude, Jason, how's the thing for? Grandma's the fucking spider?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: What do you what do you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Cable?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: McGee? Yeah, so yeah, I've been I've been on the
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: road for four months now. I actually drove from Austin
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: here with it. Okay, so can you answer this mystery?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Zay was talking mat Ship. He was like, JP was
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: talking mat Ship. Jason doesn't even draw roll. He's like,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: all the fuck is do you drive yet? Already? I've
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: never driven a car in my life. Why do you
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: say you drive? What'd you say you drove from he
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: was in a car. He called that driving.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: He thinks just being yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: V it's not the same thing as fucking driving, bro,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I had to navigate.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: You know. He pilots the plane too. Yeah, he pilots
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: the plane too. He pilots the plane. This guy just
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I pilot. I just pilot.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I flew I flew a plane.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I flew a plane. I flew a plane.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I've still been more places than you guys will ever go.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: You've been to Canada. You think that's exotic, man, Yeah,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: it's working. We get to hear weird. You're good, they
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: can hear you day fifty seven.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean well first, I mean yeah, I mean
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I haven't been his places as many places as you have.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: But you go to like all weird fucking countries, road countries,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: like it's like Europe. No, no, no, He's he tells
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: me about this place.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: He was like, so I went to this place where
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: like they can fucking like do all the fucking drugs.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: He's like there's no money and and ye had. No,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: it's not Amsterdam. He's like, it's this fucking place where
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just like wow, roder Damn. I'm like why the
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: fuck would you go there?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: It's awesome, it's cool. First of all, I still can't
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: there's nothing in my headphones. But then just take them off.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: You're good.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Just just take them off because we can hear you
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: good on the audio. You're fine. Fucking fuck? Do I
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: even need the mic? Or should I just tell you're good?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: We can hear you on the mic? Can I air
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: drop you some pictures? I know that's an open ended thing,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: but yeah, you know what, first of all, the air
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: dropping me and I'll email him to reck.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, don't, don't, don't, don't just be
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: the fucking picture of like you with tids, bro.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Bro, send me that picture of fucking miss Whisker. What's
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: her face?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: This is ship whiskers, Ship whiskers, one more time. It's
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: my daughter, remember a ship whiskers. That's nasty.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Put that's she on the patron sweeping over time.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Let me show you is this girl rescue? Shit all
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: over her face? Literally, it's my she's going through a divorce.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Leave her alone. God damn it. Okay, has he been
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: on tour for four years? Four months? I've been over
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: for twenty five years.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, what do you want. I
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: was just I was gonna say, it doesn't stop for you, dude. No,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: you know I don't even have an apartment in Austin.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: If you never spend time.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: In it, you should be good.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I'm only in the US for five months out every year.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: The rest until America gives me the money that I deserve,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I'll go where I'm needed. Do the other places give
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: you the money you deserve. If it wasn't for six
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: countries in Europe, I would be homeless, eminem you cunt.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So these fucking asshole Okay, so we were
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: just talking about it. Be it being uh oh, thank you.
• 22:41
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• 22:45
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• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you this little gift for heir so you can take
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: it home.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Smoke that in taging, please.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I went to matt Rife in Copenhagen, murdered. Murdered.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: You got before I'm after them. We were just saying something.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: It's a friend of mine, so you put us on
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: the guests.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Nice?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and oh I got to I went to some
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: cool weat spots and roder Damn, it's different, but it
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: was really cool.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jason, you said six of these countries keep you afloat? Yeah,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I mean you're just being real with that. But I'm saying,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is like, what are these six countries?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Because we were talking about Denmark first, it's before you
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: give us the answer, it's we were talking about that.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: You're people who who are fans of your type of comedy.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not just for everybody. I mean, it's
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: of course everybody who's who appreciates comedy, you know, for
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: what it is, and in the reality of it, they
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: can appreciate it. But I'm saying there's it's been today's world.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: It's definitely not for everybody. So what are these six countries?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Denmark? Denmark, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Iceland, Finland. Then it
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: would be England, Scotland, Ireland, and then Canada would be
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: So it's a lot of a lot of European motherfuckers
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: like that there ahead of the curve. Everything that you
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: guys are seeing now was in Europe ten years ago.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: That's my burstone. By the way, what the topaz? The
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: uh turquoise turquoise gave you guys. Okay, you guys, there's
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: anything anyway? He goes about fagotry? Is it that fucking
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: does you know what? He uses the whiteness teas trucker dicks.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, we're on YouTube and monetized. Can you lay please?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Fernando, it's okay to say faggot sometimes.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, come on, do you like them? Do you like
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: making money or not?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: No? I know that. Uh it's hey whatever, okay, So
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: who can I give it to XG so he can
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: see it?
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Whoa, I'm gonna read the next super check.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, read the super tax. They're coming out. They're coming
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: in pretty.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Big, Steve, what's up?
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Fellas?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Bring butch back more often?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: But j Escobar was a great guest. That was cool.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: He was out here, he was out here doing his thing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: What about what's the next one?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Cops got me up front, by the way, but no
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: one even came out. You left me outside, and the
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: police came up on me because we were alive. You
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: left you left me for the cops. Well, I mean,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: what were you doing? Smiling? It's kind of creepy. He
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: knew I was up to no good. Yeah, no, I
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: was trying to buy some skin off a homeless man.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I'm making wallets this year, So you guys keep your
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: inboxes open because you're all getting some chicken skin. Are
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: you crying making your joint?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, the dude, look at me. I'm in a parade.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: You gotta give the other one back to the It
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: looks like you're in a gay parade when you go
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: like this with two things in your hand.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: You know what.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I'm on today.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: He's been having these up. It's like sleeve like he's
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: just excited to see me.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I love Jason. I gonna lie.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've had our talks. We've had our talks. So
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: so in the last four months, where were you at? Okay,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: So let's see fly out to Austin in uh into September,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: go to Sweden. I do a show in Stockholm and oops, sala.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Can you guys say oopsala, oops sala? We're not fucking retarded?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: He So, then from there I went to Denmark. Foolishly,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: we were like we could save a bit of money,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: we could take the bus. It's only twenty two hours
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: from h Stockholm to Copenhagen.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: He took a twenty two hour bus right, yeah, yeah, yes,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: it's straight straight no stops.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Come on now. Some of them have bathrooms in here. Yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: they have bathroom.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: At shipping it though it starts to stink up the
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: whole thing.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure lots of ship. They can't tell you
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: not ship. Everything was fine. The bus is super comfortable
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: with internet, you know, traveling in Europe. I haven't jerked off.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Speaking of your mouth, he's so easy.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: He's like that on stage though. That's the best thing
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: about very talented.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's very witty with it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: It's the best to just watch. Bitches try to like,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: tell me tell him to shut up when he's like
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: talking about snatch on stage. I was over.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: I saw be real on it. The U O G
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Cafe on Librea. Yeah, we do an event there once
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: a month. Oh okay, great, I was. I just did
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: a stand up show there last night. Great spot, Great spot.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Nicky Glazier was there doing her warm up and working
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: on some of her mon It likes any girl with
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: a mouth that doesn't call the cops. What a pig?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Can you say?
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Pig?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: This little pig? Is that in a song around here?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: This did a pig?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Okay? Uh? These four cunts were sitting on a table.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: They were clearly there to see can we say cunt?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Ye don't say that word. So I uh, I'm ripping
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: into the audience. The room's lit like it's it's rising,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: it's rising and rising. I see these four cunts turned
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: their back and I go, listen, ladies, you may as
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: well leave. Nikki Glazer is not coming back. And then
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that you could feel their what is it their uteruses
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: this implode like that submarine with those rich people died, Yeah, stillborns.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I mean that place was not I would say that place.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: What they what they can tolerate for comedy is that
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: they were not expecting you.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Like, no, but it's good. It's good. I'll tell you something. Look,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I haven't been back. I left l a uh well,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I been in Austin for three years almost to the
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: day actually, and then I spent that couple of year
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: and a half in Canada. And I haven't been really
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: done a show here in Los Angeles realistically since COVID
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: and I found that again, white girls in their twenties
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: are starting to laugh again. And that's what I noticed.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: You got, lad have you ever seen anybody trying and
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: fuck me after the show. Zero if anything. They walk
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: past with their peppers, were clinched out the door, going.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: He's rolling pussy for me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was pussy you were. I was doing
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: you a solid as a friend. Those girls were beat
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: beat Damn. It looks like they were fires.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: But I think I might have her Instagram.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I'll show you now. They're not. You don't know what
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: a good look was.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Like I said, he's been around the world, so I
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: gotta give it to him. He's seen he's seen something.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: It's all dog shit. It's all whipped cream with dogs
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: on it. Their dog shit. You are like you shovel
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: like know those guys that sweep up all the horse. Yeah,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: it's not good. I've never seen a girl that you.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Any girl I've ever seen you talking to was punched
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: out and broken. Seriously, I'm not even being rude. I'm
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: not even being rude.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: You like bunny things. I've never seen a girl near
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: you have met.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Any of my girlfriends? No, No, it's better that way.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: They don't speak.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: They killed themselves. There's hard to talk to them.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: After there's been a couple of suicides. How many guys
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: who have had girlfriends killed themselves after you've pulled out. Ah,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: my guy, I knew we had at least one thing
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: in common. Yeah, they can't handle being apart from me. No,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: but yeah, there's been a couple hangings. I remember a
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: girl I dated. She hung herself in the basement of
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: her house because you couldn't couldn't pay her bills. Damn.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I don't don't even I don't.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Just just go with it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: No, it was wild. I'll tell you a story. I was.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I was on a little you know, I like to walk.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I was on a hike city to city with a
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: friend of ours. Yeah, fucker can walk out for days.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Like he can walk. You don't have he can't drive, obviously,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: but he could just keep walking and walking bro like
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: for Yeah, it's crazy, like a Nazi nine hundred thousand steps.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I walked from Toronto to Hamilton twenty miles.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, estimate, I tell you right now. It's and you
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: guys take naps one one one thing? Did you do
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: what they did?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: A couple of bumps? What did you? What did you
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: need some spinach?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: What did you what did?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: What did you do with your wh Wow? When you walk?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Look I'm an idiot.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Did you walk from like a city to city and
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: like Canada something like that, I couldn't walk for three
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: days out.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell tell tell us about that ship, brod what
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I was during COVID and like, I have to do
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: some serious if I'm spiraling into depression and rage, then
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I can either pour gas on the fire and go
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: down the city hall and throw a brick through the
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: window and take a shit on the floor. Or I
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: can do something that's so physically demanding that I can
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: that these kind of repetition of the pain distracts me
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: enough that I can get through my depression. You know,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: when of those Christian people whipped himself in the back,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like that. I don't know what the
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: technical word is for it. But so, Hamilton, Ontario, did
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: you ever make it out to Hamilton or just no? God?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: One day? Thank God? Now come on listen. There's a
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: lot of people said a lot about jas Bro Hamilton.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Nitty probably told you. Tire fucking tires burning NonStop. Bro,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: It's like a big fucking tire this Cerea downtown Los Angeles.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: That's like the nice part of Hamilton. It's awesome, highly
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: dangerous shootings every day, murder all of it. It's an adventure.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Somebody said Hamilton is a shithold junkie city. They put
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: it in the chat room. Yeah it, We'll tell your
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: friend to shut the fuck up.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Oh it is.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: How many miles we still we still, we're still trying
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: to figure.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Out what the city to city with seventy kilometers in miles?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: David Cockerfield, Yeah, what's seventy like thirty miles?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Seventy kilometers in the miles thirty miles walking, that's not
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: too bad.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: You do it e.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Three two miles. So that's a day, sixteen hours straight
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: walking sixteen hours. I couldn't. I had to hang my
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: feet on myself. This buffalo and this chick boomer, that's
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: the guy that's blown out, asshole. I got T shirt's
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: done if you want one on match your face, your
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: piece of ship.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Coming in on the mic, coming in high babe. Next
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: one man is the painter. I was part of a
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: party career in.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Chicag and then I wrote a BMX. By the way,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: thank you for that super chat.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Homie shouts Chicago one.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: He's talking, he's.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Reading that somebody paid for it, Like, so I thought
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: you were going to fire him. It was this one
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: I was telling the fire I can't.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Every day I see him, I'm kind of happy, and
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I can't believe he's still in the fucking business.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: I can't believe that.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: It's like, what is your contribution?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: You're gay?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck you, Jason, fucking village idiot, fuck you you
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: hippie f word.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Uh. Jason's mad because he saw me do stand up
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: the first time and I got paid and he couldn't
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: believe I got paid to do No, that's your friends. No,
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: that's not being good on stage. No, no, no, it's not.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Most of the times I've done extremely well in this city,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I've never received a penny. That's wage work for white people.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Got paid this this week people don't pay You got
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: paid this weekend.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah I got paid, of course. But Samy's you know,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: it's like my brother.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam. That's one thing about Sam. Sam always takes
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: care of his fucking people.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Sam is of the people. Yeah, yeah, no, he really is.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: He's a man of the people.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: That's why, like all the all the motherfuckers that like
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: know him, like he knows he'll throw your boat and
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you can either do something with it or make an
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: ass out of yourself.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Oh but usually the guys that don't pay don't do
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: comedy very well. Where sam is wear so many hats.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Let's stop bragging about our friends. Let's talk about me.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I beat aids. Hey, he's right about both of you.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Hold on, he's right, It says, uh.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: It will take forty three miles, will take seventeen to
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: twenty hours to walk it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: We had an hour and a half to we broke.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: We had breaks probably every six hours. We'd stop and
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: have a snacky thing. But no, we walked it. And
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: then I rode a BMX. By the way, all those bikes,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: you got some nice bikes. Those are all b Reals bikes.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Those are nice. They're all sees now they're se Bassic
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: gold downstairs, the silver one. Yeah, that's what I wanted
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: to get, a like a scaled down version of that.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah a bikes. Yeah man, I ride BMX at uh
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: in Austin. Yeah, Austin's a huge BMX Mecca dirt jumps downtown.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: They got a whole set up you don't really for
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: street riding and all that stuff. It's cool skate parks.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I got to take my bike out there to come
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: out to Austin. I know you guys hate leaving the
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: city because it's just I just I'll just send my
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: items to your house. Yeah, you can send with everyone
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: in my house comes at my house. You ever sleep
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: with a rattlesnake in your mouth?
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Though I've been to his house, you no, I know
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: what it's like.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: The shape. No, No, I'm not the habitat with him either.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: He's he's he's fucking he's a good metal death metal
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: fucking music.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: And he's he's a good room. He makes a smoothie offers.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: If you want something he wants you go to when
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: you go to Starbucks.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Stupid avocado smoothie next morning, fruity faggty ship.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: For sure. You guys already said it. They already said it.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: I got to get my name.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: My uh, I'm gonna be fifty three at the end
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: of this month. It looks as looking at him, he
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: got a while. But you were on set for a
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: while and I was like, I don't know if you
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: had it. We're wearing a fat suit or something like that.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, tits, yeah, but you couldn't tell at
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: the time, and I was just because it wasn't It's crazy.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: The rubber matched my skin. It was horrifying. Beau put
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: it on. I'm like, this is too bang on and
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: itshing for me. By the way, I know you're all curious,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: and I was like, yo, you're not didn't turn. I
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: didn't turn. I saw the tits. I took the tits off.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: What were you doing? What are you doing filming a movie? Yeah?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I did a movie. I did another horror movie. I
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: played a guy who wakes up at like kind of
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: like a burning man festival. Yeah, and he's all fucked up.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: He's been robbed in the morning and all this shit's
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: gone all. He has his backpack full of drugs and
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: a g string on and he starts hitchhiking in these vampires,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: these three black dudes or vampires, and they've been running
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: trains on this white girl, drinking her blood. In this trailer.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: They picked me up. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Well did
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: you ever watch I fought with that girl? Do you
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: want to hear our arguments the black dudes on set? Now,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: you're not lying about this, He's been I'm always right.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: He knows. This actress and I did not get along
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: the first day. And because he called her a cut listen.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I gave her a space and then she came at
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: me and I fucked up her shit. But the black
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: dudes on set never heard a white guy talk to
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: a white girl like that ever. And it's and I'm
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: not a professional actor, so it wasn't like a a
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: union job. So I'm prepared to get fired, you know
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: what I mean, I show up fired. But uh so, fuck.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So you went at it with the black guy.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, she said, I pissed all over the seat,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: lesson learning how to see that toilet s has kissed
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: all around it, looking.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Like, got up.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: The fuck.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I have life experience, yes, that, And then we got
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: called to say it wasn't going well for us.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Can you tell these fools that one time that you
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: almost made this girl commit suicide at your comedy show,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: that I was there, I forgot.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: That's a story I will brag about because your eye
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: witness it doesn't it's I don't talk a tall talk.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I'm just running with a long cop. I want I
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: wanted to I wanted to run through it, run out
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: through the back door, never running at him. He was like,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: you were upset.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: I wasn't upset.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I was just like this lady's gonna go blow her
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: brains out. Bro I gotta kill myself.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, okay, explain the Showwindwind, give a scenario.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Clothes high.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: We're in Toronto. We're gonna go to one of my
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: favorite spots. This is like the hell razor bar I
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: go to called the Bovine Sex Club. Shout out Darren
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: and down on Queen Street in Toronto, there's been a
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: bar there for fucking I don't know, thirty years now.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: It's got all garbage all over the front of it.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: It has no sign on it or an address, and
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: you go in and it's cool. It's like Dustle down
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: in there minus South Ohia. Yeah, it's got all this
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: kind of cool shit water world type vibe. Dark like
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: dark yeah, dark, yeah, get it, and Gary steam punk ish. Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: But that was before we were talking thirty years ago.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: This is ten years before wah wah West. Let's be honest.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. So they have an open mic, but
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I know people just going, oh, you should do tattoo
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: or this metal shows. I never do well in front
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: of those audiences unless this singer or somebody who's carrying
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: the event comes out and goes, please welcome the stage.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: This guy's a comic, he's a friend of ours. Well
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: at that place, they're like I've known all most of
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: the people that are either at that bar and the
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: people that are working behind the counter, and they just
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: go there and watch me drown and quicksand if I'm performing,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I bomb is what I'm saying. My friend Chuck Cole's
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: he runs the jam night there, but they have people
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: that come up and do some spoken word in a
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: bit of comedy, but it's mostly music and stuff like that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: And it's cool. It's like a little stage. It's got
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: a cool bar in the back. See it's like a
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: good fun of people. Oh in the back. The back's
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: open and they roofbop patio. Cool patio. Great spot. It's
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: my it's my go to. I go there right from
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: the airport, sometimes not even home. And my friend Chuck
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: and the bartenders who come out to the comedy clubs
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: and seen my shows like go on, go on, and
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, he'll go on, like, yeah, you went on,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I go. He'll go on. I go buy they go
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: you you I go. No, it's gonna be terrible. It's
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: gonna be really bad.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Just feel the vibe. Wasn't It wasn't.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: The vibe is, who the fuck are you? You're one
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: of us? When are you talking to us about We're
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: But that's somebody from somewhere else, at least with some
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: curiosities from l a uh, you know, in Toronto it's
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: more exotic. They'll at least give him a beat to
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: hear what he's got to say. I'm just a trashy
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: white kid from Hamilton, and I think of it. They know, yeah,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I got nothing to say, So you go out. You said,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: fuck it. It's a fuck it. But somebody gave me
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: some rowdy powder and I made a bad decision. We're
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: playing Russian Rouletta buying coke from anybody.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: But you said that she was trashed.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I did a line off a guy's hook, you know
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: those hooks for a hand. He had one in his penis.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: It looked like cohanger pushed through his mushroom. I was like,
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: how long have you been in TV? Tony? You better
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: get to a doctor. The heartbeat's gone out of the
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: end of that. I go on stage. This lady she
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: was by herself, clearly in some sort of distraught state.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: You know, she was like pimpressed. Yeah, like she was
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: already like sad bro. She was drinking her fucking sorrels away.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: She looked like she looked like Philip Seymour, Hoffman and
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Grimace pushed together. Yeah, she had a whole McDonald's thing
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: going on around the waist. So I go on stage.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I do some off colored jokes and she comes up
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: to the stage and what was the first thing? Something misogyny?
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: This is anti women or something. Yeah, she said something
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: along misogynis yeah, and I go, what about all the
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: kid fucking you didn't get angry about that, but once
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: it's about your cunt, I'm the problem. You're tubby bitch.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Like he disappointment right off the bat. You went in
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: because she's she drew first blood. Oh, she came on stage,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Remember hinted the mic. He was like, he said, you
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: want to do this? Hang with with the mic?
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, the like.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Then he was like he was like you think it's
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: He's like you you think it's easy or something like that.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, come do it then, right, and then then
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: what is it? She's like all right, She's like I
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: won't go up there, and he was like he goes
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: down there and jumps down, sits in her seat, and
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: the moment she says something, he just goes, kill yourself,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: like he says, fucking just yelling at her. And then
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: she just starts crying. Bro, She just starts fucking breaking
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: down in tears. And she said what an old Doug
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: said at the bat?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Uh not Doug. But the other guy goes, are you pregnant? Yeah, yeah,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: we got him. And then I might kill yourself and
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: your undoing born child, dude.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: And then who stopped who tried to stop?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: The bouncer or the security guy like kind of like
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: ran to stop because she ran out of the She's.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Gonna run out in traffic in front of a train.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: It was wild.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: You would have you would have been on TMZ.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: No it happened in Canada. No one gives a ship
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: that place cane down tomorrow and no one hear about
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: it for a month. Yeah, Canada is like weird like that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: It's not good right now. I know you guys by association,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: you hear about our whining and our politics, but it's
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: not going good. I got a dictator over there in Canada.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Things are bad right now.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I thought he was a nice guy and all that
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: stuff in the media.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: You found out who the queer is to take that
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: having too much of a good time hostile?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: So what's up with.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Is a bisexual boxer? No, it's not even look true
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: you were Let's we're all we can't be that foolish
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: to think that these elected officials have some control over
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: it their chest pieces. Are you yawning? Am I boring?
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: See?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Once I get serious and honest, no one wants to hear.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Let's tell us when you fuck the hooker with dog
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: ship and Peru.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: That is a great story. I've heard it, father crazy. Yeah,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: you know what else I've heard.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I'll let them finish my Tradeau's fucking fucking it up.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: You're the one who yawned. Yeah, bro, because I'm fucking tired.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Because I'm bored.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Jason Master did fight fight?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: You know when the crow makes the two housecats fight
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: each other. That's me? Jump jump Jump jump jump?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Can you tell these boys about.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Evil? Oh? It's fit? Yeah, what do you want to know?
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: How you fucking tortured and fucking.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm a green card holder, so I'm not even
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: rubbing that in. But do you want to see it again?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I keep showing it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I got a great card.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: You know, you know howd it is.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Let's tell you know you're you're like you've been illegal
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: when you carry your head.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: No, but the way the green card, the way he
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: got his green card, though, is the most epic shit ever.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: He got it because of doctor Dre. Yeah, like, tell
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: you swear, bro, this is a crazy story, Like to tell.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Him how you got it. Indirectly, Doctor Dre paid for
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: my lawyer fees for my my green card. So I
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: had uh it was about fifteen thousand dollars over the
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: courses of five and a half to six year period.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: It was in three increments and uh, I just had
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: a bad year. Money was slow. And again, Russell Peters
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: calls me and says, I'm downstairs with Warren g and
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: they're here for the smoke up and smoke to her
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: and they need something and I'm like, I got something
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: and I just picked up. You know, I know a
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: lot of you guys watch trailer park Boys, so a
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: lot of their Canadian culture is through hydroponic grow ups
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: and people's basements of their houses. And you're right, it's true.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Everybody grows to open their basement even probably now that
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: with the uglization, Nitty's probably been over this. But you
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: get about I think six plants you can grow at
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: your house or something like that, but nobody, it's fucking
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I come over people's houses, like going where all the
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: tomatoes gone? Not anymore? Just fucking weed plants inside cornstocks. Yeah,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: it's wild. So I've lost my train of thought again.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: What was talking about Dre and the green cart?
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so they wanted to buy, well I had,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: I had a bunch, so I sold them a bunch
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: of need. It's it's up and smoke to her. I
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: only gain Like, well, how doesn't matter, Just lie a
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: long time. We're not gonna go joke. It's lead twelve ounces.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I had him begged, so you just had it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Like that's a lot to have just laying around for
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: a cock up? Yeah kind of what is this more
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: than you should have? Son? You know what the legal
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: limit is?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Fucking shit ate off, shittler up my fucking ass, fucking
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Tradeaula over here now got them off?
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: All right, homeless, I'm keep going with your story. I
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: believe it. I believe it. That's doctor drag got you
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: and he thought you were Eminem.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: No, he could give me a lot of.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: We were gonna be I'm gonna needn't needs papers.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't really want to meet him and M. The
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: first time I heard him and M Russell had a
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: he goes he had a cassette in his car and
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: he goes, this guy is gonna be fucking huge. And
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: it was a sample and I only had about six
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: or seven songs on it, but they'd only play like
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: half a minute or something like thirty to sixty seconds
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: out of the song in different parts. And it was
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: a sample for the first album. And I remember seeing
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: this listening, I go, fucking how is this gonna fly? Well,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: it flew, it flew, But I had this, I had
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: the beard in the hat fucking ten years before Eminem.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: He just didn't want to look people in the eye anymore.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: And I understand that instead didn't finish the story. Oh,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Pray gave me enough money to put a significant amount
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: on my green card. So I took all the cash
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I made from that sale and I paid off a
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: big chunk of my green card.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Kind of like how you know, instead of getting a
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: truck you could have made you could have paid all
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: that and got himself a green card.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I paid for braces green card.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you think that works.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just freedom.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a white Canadian. It worked when you're.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I'm an alien with extraordinary ability. Is my title has
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with my whiteness. Look, it's all game.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I got into this with zero help other than letters
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: from famous people to verify that I was actually in
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: the business and I had credentials my folder. They caught
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: me in a lie at the end, which is maybe
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the scariest thing I've ever had happened to me in
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: the in the world. And what happens to it. It's
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: over over fifteen thousand dollars, seven years of paperwork. If
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I had to get pleased because I was.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Living in England, longs not tomorrow.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: No, it's crazy.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I had to go ask him how long it takes.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: It's not just tomorrow, you.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: See, six years. It's not after you pay the fifteen
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars years six years. No, no, no, they pay
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, five thousand dollars, five thousand dollars and
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: incrementally over the three parts of the green car process.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Now we're talking about a process that I went through,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: you know, twenty years ago, so I can't even imagine
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: what that is going to be like now your own
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: regime changed since stuff. I'm I'm gonna go full American
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. So you guys you can't.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: You can't get rid of me.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: You can't commit no crime.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: No, once you become a citizen, you can do.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: That's why I quit drinking, because I'm in my heart,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a criminal. It's part of my upbringing. I'm probably
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: responsible for over two million dollars with broken glass just
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: in my city alone. My broken glass. Something about it?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Come on, you guys, who doesn't let the sound of
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: a smash window? You guys got la riots show you
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: something political about it. But mindless vandalism is just it's
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: a lost art.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Have you seen them?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Not vandalism is you know, it's something about breaking shit
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: or just like I know what you mean, dude. It's
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: like when these guys are like, how do you why
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: do you go in the grocery store and just fuck
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: up stating grocery He's like, and I'm just like, hey,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: somebody's gonna buy it on sale now.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you dent a couple of cans, pee on the
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: floor and leave. I don't know about pe on the floor.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: You gotta leave your mark.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: You're like that, You're like the person you know what.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: You don't know what I'm like. You've never been around
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: the movie.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: You haven't seen the movie.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: When I left all the heat in your hotel room
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: and you guys almost died, I almost killed these guys,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I've never seen it the most. That was the most
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: angry Latino ship I've ever seen in my life. I
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: couldn't hide.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Oh it was so fucking bad. Were you there to
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: the heat?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: No?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: So we go.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: It was the first time I did stand up ever.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: And they make me drive all the way to Fowler.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: The whole time they're talking ship to right. Yeah, Eddie's there,
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: DJ Will's there. Fowler's like five hours field, like middle
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: of fucking Norward. We go and the place we get
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: a hotel obviously, and uh, we're.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Gonna go to the venue, right, and it's tons and
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: fans showed up.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're gonna go to the venue and the
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: fucking venue is like a high school gym and we're
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: performing after a talent show. Dog.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: It was bad about that. Yeah, the local wrapper went
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: up and.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Little Bounder went out before us, Dog, and we had
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: to like cool the place down.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: The owner showed up with this holy just no show
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: business there. We came in. We looked like the most
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Hollywood ship they've ever seen in their life.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, they loved us, They loved George. They were giving
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: us sacks random ask cocaine and we were all.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Taking guys had been thrown out because they were too
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: high because they were chewing their faces through while they're
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: watching the Colley Show.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: So they give us random sacks Dog and eventually we're like,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: all right, let's go the Let's go to the room
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: and do more blow. So we go to the room
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: do blow or drink and we pass out and Jason
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: decides to get almost naked and turns the heat all
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: the way up in the hotel and we're coked out.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: We wake up and sep under degree weather. The windows closed.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I unscrewed all the light bulbs so no one could
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: find the door, and the panic set in. It was like,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: you know, what are those safe rooms? It was the
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: opposite of the safe room. It was a danger room.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: George wakes up, He's like, who the fuck.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Left the heat on.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, weddings.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: We looked like the fir from like from like spun
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Bob DoD like where's the water?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Broody was coming up out of the matrix. At the
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: same time, it was awesome. I'm sitting there almost dyed wedding.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: He's suffering. He's wanting to suffer to watch us supper.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: That's how you're like.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Insane watching everyone sleep.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: He's just waiting for George or the first fucking Mexican
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: and wake up yelling at it's fucking hot, bro And
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: this is like two three in the morning. And at
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: that point we just left George like let's just go
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: home talk, but were just fucking dipped out like two three.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Four in the morning and then walk a water on
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: the way home, just and yeah, that's so fucked up
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: because it's like you're really.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Like, you're coked out and hung. The last thing you
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: wanted a hot ass room. And Jason put it as
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: dog like And.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: You can't go to jail on the charge for beating
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: up a guy who turned on the heat. You'll never survive.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: What are you in for? A heater? Set me off?
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: He was about what you did to Sam Tripley at
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: the Comedy Master's chaos or whatever.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Well, let me get back to that, because everybody was complaining.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: In fact, you know who was it was on that tour,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: and let him know it was crazy Shafer, Sam Tripoli,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Chris Neff and myself. So I moved to la and
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: from England. I came from a very active touring schedule
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: around Europe to waiting. You gotta wait in line at
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: the laugh Factory at two pm to do sixty seconds
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: in front of what what what? I've been getting.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Paid from Africa.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I was in a five star hotel for a month.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: That's how Nity feels right now. I know I saw.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I gave him a hug. I know he's going through
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: he's got he's got some growing paints. But uh fortunately
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I did all heavy lifting down here and built up
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: cool relationships with cool people. Yeah, but he doesn't have
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: the kind of career or talent that I have, So
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be harder for him. Watch is gonna be
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: like fucking route. No, he loves me. It's all good.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: We're gonna work it out.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I know you guys are gonna get back together.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: How gay, No, it's it's a matter of you know,
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: I always looked at my my life as a twelve
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: month increments and I really don't know where that I
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: can have any joys, no anxiety ridden future of death,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: but planning out what my best life was going to be,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: pursuing my craft and my dream as a stand up comedian,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: and more or less just go where they like you
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: and when it's the most prosperous time. So staying in
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Hollywood for fucking twelve months being a comedian is is
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: it kind of a suicide watch? It's not a it's
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: not a if you've had any experience, like a decade
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: plus is a touring headliner and you show up in
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: l A with your toolbox ready to work, you know,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: and uh there there there's a pecking order and the
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: politics and we kind of just come over. Yeah, but
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: the hierarchy doesn't. It's it's somebody's enforced that and those
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: people should be burned.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Who I haven't heard your cat nooyds in a while.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: That's the new one. That's a rattlesnake.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: The kid the rattlesnake, he's.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: The cat one was crazier whiskers, good dame for my fleshlight.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: You know you can make your own.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Fucking those couple three four appearances on GPS doing that ship, Uh,
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: that's how fucking the fans of you guys meet greet
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: me now, yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like Jason all the time.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: It's the weirdness, shiit. My girlfriends like, I'm a feeling,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: like Ralph Ramo says, with something like that, there's some
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: nuts out there, but I appreciate it. It's a little
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: shocking because uh uh, you've come in through a different
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: lane into my life and you know me for this
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: and this. Other people know me it's the school shooter
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: number four, but they know me as Jason the silly
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: cat boy.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Silly.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Baby and Lopez x G, what do you
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: think of the government framing of Luig g Manjion?
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? I mean, there's a theory it
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: wasn't him, and if you look into it, the eyebrows
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: a little different. We're gonna get very, very technic. But
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: I think this kid did kill that CEO.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: What did he have motive?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: You got to fuck up back. There's a picture of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: him with with like screws in his back, So they're
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: saying that maybe they didn't let you go through. And
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: this kid's fucking upset because he couldn't fucking walk for
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: weeks and it stopped him from getting laid and ship
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: like that, so he stopped.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: We've all had back injuries to a degree of like,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: if this was ten times worse, I would be a
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: shooter with a few bad decisions, you know what I mean.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: If you're getting spinal surgeries and they're screwing in.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: They're not letting, and they're not letting you get.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Got it needing? Crazy? Anybody who's had a toothache, try
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: that through your whole body from your nervous system. That's madness,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: that's madness.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Had a nerve pain?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I know. I got athletes foot on
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: my tainted from sleeping with a suck in my underwear.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: What tut that down? Disgusting?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: You got athletes foot in your asshole?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Don't make me repeat it?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he before we continue, and he keeps reading on
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: the super Chats. I do want to remind you guys
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: that everybody who's Superchats, you guys are getting hooked up.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: So one of you guys will be getting hooked up
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: and we'll be winning the George Perez this Troto's Crazy
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: album comedy album. In case you don't have it, now's
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: your chance to win it. And we are reading the
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: super chats as we go along, and two other people
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: will be winning.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Uh what is it?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: An eighth from Hate our Extracts. Make sure you guys
• 1:01:37
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• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Hey. Someone said, uh, Jason, you can't let fools use
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: socks as rubbers on you.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: What is that? Some sort of price athlete?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Some guy use the sock on your asshole and as
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: a rubber and that's hot. That makes more sense, you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: know you and the fans said, dude. The familyady said, Jason,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: you can't let fools use socks as rubbers on you.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll talk to them then, okay, I'll talk to them. Usually,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: when you're in a situation getting fucked in the ass
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: with a sock on a guy's cock, there's not a
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: lot of pushing and shoving.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Who is this Jason, Actually it's another guy named Jason.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, fuck you, Jason.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: It was Hood Hippies eight seven to seven.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: I got lucky enough to get Georgia's first comic record
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: through you guys first release.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: There we go. It's the first release as well.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: It's this number. It's not a limited thing.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: No, the first it's limited because I fucked up on
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: the spelling. In the second round is going to not
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: have the funk up the the spelling. I know they spell.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: That's not really my fault because I'm illegal and they
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: know I'm dyslexic. And I told him to recheck it
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: a lot, and I went through it.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I went through them and they can't ask somebody that's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: been in prison and rechecked something.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: No, the crew checked it, the Samantha checked it, everybody
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: checked it. And at the end of it, when they
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: got printed, someone's like, you miss plus. I was like,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: nuh ah, It's like I went down the line and
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: if you all let it go down, don't blame me for.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: That fuck up. I didn't.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I did literally low key to the graphic designs in
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: the back mistake somewhere around in the back in the back,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: well somebody's name. I think I just messed up like voices.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what it is, but it's a very minimum.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: It was a cover issue, which is that's grounds for murder.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: That's fine, that's cool, that's cool. What color is the vinyl?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Black?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Somebody put out some vinyl. I don't know if it's
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: come across your social media. I get a lot of
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: creepy ship but now they have some cool ass vinyl
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: out there. It was a drain, a drain at a shower,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: and the vinyl was like porcelain. It was all, come,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: it's at a yeah, Google, Google, come, uh vinyl drain
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: and it's wild. I was like, I stared at it.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, it's totally real. It's a band that
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: just dropped something. It's probably not my my type of music,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: but I was like, that's a piece of art. Come
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: vinyl drain. It was clearly a photograph that rolled it
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: up on the screen. On the screen, right, you guys
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: say it's an artistic uh thing? Race putting it at
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: the art.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: YEA, what the ship? What the is there? Real?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Isn't there? I think it's liquid. I think it's real.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Come, that's what I'm saying. I remember seeing that.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like it's just liquid. In there, and
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: that's cool, but it could be real.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's disgusting.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: I would buy that vinyl just because it's like, it's gay.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: How cool. It's not. Come, it's liquid in there. It's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: just like it's supposed to.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Even if it's resembled, its supposed to resemble.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: It's not supposed to resemble.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Come, it's a drain, you fucking numb nuts, bro, It's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: fucking the water is supposed to swish around.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: And it goes in the middle. I thought, But when
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: you get a beat to look at it, it's a drain.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: There's water on it, but there's come on top of
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: the water that's running into the drain. There's a hot
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: It's either that or the guy eats mushroom soup in
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: the shower. He's to get to a doctor and shoes.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's still a cool vino. It's probably
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: like a collector's some great stuff, especially with all the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: metal guys. There's saw blades, shapes, some stuff with liquid
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I think Slayer dropped an album with liquid blood, and
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I think it was an anniversary album or something like that.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: But I would love to do a full full out,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm seventy one, so this was always at
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Records are always around and you now looking back, a
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: lot of them were worn. What do you mean from cards?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: They had a lot of my friend's parents would use.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: It was very calm. I'm in the pull out the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: record that was.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: That was the table, the coke table, that was everything.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: That was the rolling trade two in the seventies, all
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, and it was great too because a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: lot of them flipp and then you just you could
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: also it would be a great place to stash your
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: ship too. You can put like some COKEI your favorite
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Vinyl record and then just yeah.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: I think that's why all the Chichen Chunk records were
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: fulled out too, and stuff came with a big rolling paper.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: That is true. I'm sorry, vinyl goes for a lot
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: of money.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: The next one, next one browsie x G. Never had
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: the bitches lo l.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Next one, next.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: One we got Ralph Ramos. Did I ever show you
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: foods my Jesus spoon l m a O.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Nah send it in for the Patreon. Oh is that?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: I think it's talking about the Jesus pendant that has
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: a little spoon in it.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Remember when I remember when some when uh when when
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I made that, I don't know what's the joking.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: He was like, I don't, I don't do coke.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Yo, Can I read this a lot?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Your suicide letter? Go right ahead, kill yourself? Jump jump
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: jump jump. Some guy named Johnny texting him, Yeah, are
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: you guys back together? Old fucking tuna can cock Johnny.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you get your mouth around that
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: with it, he has the beard to hide the stretch
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: marks from getting trucker dicks pounded up against that cat
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: made of a mouth. You cocksucker, is my mic on?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Next question, ry Fight seven seven?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Did George sell out the first thousand pressings?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Respect These are one of the first thousand. M I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: don't know how many he has left. He's been telling
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: about his comedy shows, so probably a couple hundred left,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: and then he's probably gonna do another round.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: No Special is gonna look sick amazing, It's sick.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: That was great.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: How do you feel like knowing George for that long?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: How long have we on George for since he got
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: a prison He came right there? Yeah, you knew him
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: like that back then? Well, he showed up at Russell's house.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: All right, Russell's I wanted what's the closest improv to
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Orange County Long Beach. I think no, I was it
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Ontario anyway, And he came into the room. I think
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Fluffy was there too, And I didn't know George was
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: a comic. And what did you think he was there
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: to do? Like soel ross Coke?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: I thought he was either fun dealer, he was there
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: to collect money for Russell or something. But he was
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: too polite to be a comic. I'm like, none of
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: the comics have enough class that this guy does. And
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I made some small talk. He explained to me he
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: was a comic. So I don't know, twelve years ago
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I think I met him. I just come to La
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: so damn so thirteen years ago, going it for quite
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: a minute or yeah, how did you feel after seeing him?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: All that dude accomplished.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Because he never done he never did them every day
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: a special like he never so for him, this is
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: like it was a bit, It was a real.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: It was like it's I was fortunate enough to do
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: my first hour. I don't even doing comedy for four years.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I did my first hour special and the time that's
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: six twelve months leading up to it. When they said
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: we're gonna do it on this date, you just kind
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: of go, oh, fuck, I'm about to lose all my
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: favorite toys because you've been kind of tinkering with things
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: over a certain amount of time and you get attached
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: to it, you get muscle memory to it, and now
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: use those jokes somewhere. I fat that you can't. It's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: just if you you're if you're the serious fucking people
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: are dropping specials in under two to three years every
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: two to three years, but you have a certain hours
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: in the day. Those are the hardcore people that have
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: are just hyper intelligent enough to monetize their time, opposed
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: to the mentally ill people that tend to take a
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: lot longer to hit those marks, so they're turnovers a
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: lot more. Louis c k.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: It's it's the George Carlin.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Like George's bird joke. He ain't gonna be doing that
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: a couple of times.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be doing that in Vegas when he has
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: his residency. You guys ready for that? When George gets
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: his residency in Vegas, Is he gonna get his residence. Yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: that's crazy because yeah, no one knows. I just made
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: that up. But it's happening. It's coming. He's gonna get,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: he's gonna I'm gonna make some predictions. You want me
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: to do my not just logus.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be self self control. George is gonna have
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: to George. You think he's gonna You think he's gonna
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: give up the stripping, the strip, the strip.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Club because they're gonna give an apartment that looks like
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: a strip club. Yeah, but they're not gonna tip them
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: every five minutes. No, but they're gonna pay him an
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: abundance amount of money to live in Las Vegas with
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: all his cool friends and his family for months at
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: a time every year, and he doesn't have to get
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: on a plane or go over a bridge. It will
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: be a deal he can't refuse.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: So that's what you're predicting, George Prez.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I think George is gonna get for how long? I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: have no idea, but I have a seeking suspicion that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: some casino is going to offer him a residency for
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: a duration. What what what?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: What casino is gonna be opening up?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll see how the internet blows over
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: the from the release date because there could be some
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: whole new business regime. Just slide into Vegas and go,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: that's our guy. You're gonna You're gonna be our comedian
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: at our commission, at our casino. There's a pass for
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: fucking eggs.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Better for you?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck? Would you like to say when the security
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: come up to you the casino and try and kick
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: young but my friend works here. In fact, that's his billboard.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: You can't kick us out. I'm always getting kicked out.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: You would be the first one to test that policy.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Cops shot my uber driver in front of this place.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: Shut up the next one, right, Yeah, Sime Wise the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: great your ex when you and scumback on the podcast again?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: How you laugh?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Because because I remember in the beginning it's dedicated to
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: this year that it's been like fucking six weeks no school.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Just I just kind of just got over it. We
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: went for a cool man.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: It was like they actually liked it.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: It was cool, but it was just it was a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: side project. Next one browsie, We don't lie the same
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: x G.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Damn anything about but what yeah he does, he's he's
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: kind of full of ship. Let's be honest. You are
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: a walking diaper, just full of it. Fucking guy. It's
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: just the he talks with his chin out like like
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: you see a piece of ship hanging off a gas station. Urinal.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: I'm recording for a ride home later today.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I'm blocking you. Let's go to the store after this.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: Next one, Ivy, same team, same team, Next one, Hashball.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Steph Tones. Honestly about the.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Turk Oh yeah, shout to Steph Tone was a scary sight.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: It was scary as fuck.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I remember first did the podcast when he was on.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't know it was him for about twenty minutes.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: I thought you guys were making fun of him because
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: he looked like the guitar player from the Deaf Tones.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and I'm that's a list. There's not
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: a date. There's a Ausy, Deaf Tones, Black Sabbath Slayer.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: There's certain things where you just hit descography shuffle and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: you know the hits are coming. Yeah, Jason, that's where
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Jason's playlist. Let's help John. He co He moved back
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: to Toronto. Yeah, he's doing fine. He's back. Yeah. I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: haven't talked to him in a minute.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: But you know he was.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I just moved to Texas and a friend friend of
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: mine from from Canada, and I'm like, he's a big
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: comedy fan. He's helped out so many comedians Toronto, John
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: and uh We I'm in Austin and I'm like, dude,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: why don't you just hang out here? Like the vulcan
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: was popping. That was the spot during comedy in covid
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: in America, Chappelle and and Rogan, We're doing the regular
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: shows with all their regulations. And then to Texas in
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: general was pretty relaxed and comparable to Florida, where Canada
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: and California we're like competing who's the bigger idiots. We
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: had curfews at like nine o'clock. It was I'm scratching
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: my head. I'm like I saw this in black and
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: white during Second World War movies, like what are we doing?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Needles.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: I've never I've been to a doctor since I was four.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: I'm dead for five years. Are you writing this down?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: What's the last time we went to a doctor? Jason?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I had my blood work done every year. He does
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: bro look at his teeth. No, no, no, That's why
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I spent my read money on my braces and my
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: green card. Okay, my braces. I went into my Orthodonis
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: and I said, I was referred to you by doctor Pollock.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: He's a doing comedy and he's kind of left his
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: practice and he says, oh, how is doctor and he
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: go he killed himself like a month and a half ago,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, man, I got a good deal
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: on the braces. He dropped me about a lot of
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: people around me killed themselves. It's crazy.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: He's like, I had multiple It's like coming. He's like that, dude,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: It's like that ship my dad does.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Jerk off with a belt around his neck.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Queets, No, you know your dad? No, great baby, the
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: worst you only come on once a year. Anyways, my
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: dad does some ship I've told you where if someone
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: random will call my dad call him and be like hey,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: how so and so. My dad would be like, oh,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: that person died, and then really I'm.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, he got like three years ago. You should
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: call him.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: And then it'll go around and then eventually that person
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: ends up calling my dad and he'd be like, why
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: the fuck are you telling people I'm dead.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: You dad's an abuser, and that's why you have the
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: problems that you have now, Oh, thank you write that down. Yeah.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've never been to college. Trying to give me therapy?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: College?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I got a scholarship. It was freeing your fucking scholar.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: I'm highly educated. And what uh basket weaving?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: Looks like Jason has been eating a lot of moss spaghetti.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: JK Saluto g looking healthy?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh he says he look good.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: No, he said, he looks like eminem Oh mouse spaghetti.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Come on, that's the term.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like getting younger. It's all those packs of the devil.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you they're finally coming through. Jason, I made it.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: He took me in the night.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: When the last time he.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Played the Ouiji board? What's the next one? I don't
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: with the Wiji board. I'm no fool.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking retarded?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: I want your house and your hot on the I
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: gotta ship. I love like people that are like closety,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: like religious types that had like mothers or mothers that
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: were very dedicated to Jesus and Mary. And they come
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: over to my house and they start to start to
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: look around and stuff and like do I touch this?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: What am I? What am I into my life? What? Darkness.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: I'm surrounded by it, but I find peace in that.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: I believe you, And all the screaming and all that,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: it's like it sets you up for the real ship.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: You guys know, you guys know, like teenage girls have
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: that pink thing around their bed. Jason's is black.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: It looks like a coffin. I sleep in the coffin.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: Literally, it's like this little thing and he closes it
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: when he goes to sleep. So he's like the prince
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: of darkness.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: There's some some it's it's not a it's you guys
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: are just feelinized. It made it sound dirty. It's a
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: beautiful thing. You made him sex with a dead body.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Look at me, don't look at him? Look at me.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: What's the next one? Who out of the three of
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: us people watching out there? And I really appreciate everybody,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: by the way, uh paying attention and watching the show.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: It's a bag of squirrels, uh on a good day.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: And I appreciate you guys having me on. But you
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: need to fire this asshole.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: To get rid of this guy.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: Is this mine? Do you have anything that's uh not
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: licked something? Do you already have ages worried about your
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: I saw the kind of women that you talked to.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not already have aids. What are you worry already
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: do the super chan Listen. I know that you are
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: doing it for comedic effect, but those two girls that
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: you were talking to, I was so cold, cock blocking.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: They were fucking disgusting.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm talking to these girls and Jason's like, what's
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: up with these two cuts? Up? Bro? You like ruined
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: my game. I'm like, I'm trying. You're really going to
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: talk to these cuts? And I'm like, no, like that
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: I was a little up at e and I'm like,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: we got better places to be. These two girls are
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: not worth a beat. But where'd you guys go after?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: It was a nice place?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Went to the store.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: We did it.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: We did he performed, You performed at his dope sushi spot.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: It was amazing, Like yeah, and there was these hot
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: chicks that were the hot chicks.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: They're in too dress.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: They're in the green room and I'm talking to him
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: and he's living. Comes up to me, He's like, what's
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: up with these two cuts? No?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: I said, let's get rid of these slobs and let's
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: go have a good, dame, I heard you, yeah, because
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: I was looking at them.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: Let's go fuck off, fats. You're in Hollywood, Like, look
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 7: at your shoes.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, I might look like a drifter, but you and him,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, you know, she'll probably fucking never call
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: me again.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: She hates her father.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: That's why here's he's got mad because he knows I
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: was willing to give him the sack we had. He's
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: like this tumba.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Were somewhere else to go, and You're like, like, these
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: girls are not moving. We were talking twenty minutes too long. Next,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: there's no way there was nothing going to happen. Have
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: you ever seen him try and mate with the opposite sex.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: It's the worst. It's like a It's like a pension
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: with a limp. Oh, he's just he's.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: A stiff that he talks to girl like this.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: It's just his whole body becomes in erection. He's just
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: let me touch your famine and skin of him so
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: I could feel alive. And then a single tear. What's
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: the next one? Ray, Ralph Ramo and I went there
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: fucking play a law.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: Ralph Ramos Jason Rowse is in the mother House.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you you guys, I don't know why you
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: haven't taken this show on the road, Like why isn't
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: why are you like you? You have all you have,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: all the connects, Like why wouldn't you go to Rotterdam
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: for a couple of weeks in the summer. It'll blow
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: your mind. I'm telling you. Look at me. I've been
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: like sixty times. I figured it all out. They go,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: people recognize me from the show, UI because I go
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: with the shops and they go, you're Jason Rowse and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah, and they go I watch on the
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: show and I'm like, what show? Because I know it's
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: not any white podcasts because I never get invited. Are
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: you writing this down? What's what's the next one? Ray? Rotterdam?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Let's go four twenty.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: Browsie.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Even the guests yes to each other Rotterdam twenty. We
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: don't smoke the same. I'm making an here. I don't
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: know if it's gonna be April, but we'll go over
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: there and I'll take them. We'll go after that. Write
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: it down. You gotta let him read it, Jason, what's
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: the next one?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: Raspy for one five? Shoutout Moros Happy holidays.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Happy holidays to you too, dog, thank you for that
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: super chat. Appreciate you. What's the next one, browsie?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: Yes on you where ext geus?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't see that one. I know that was live
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: like a little kid.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: It's not even funny. Yeah, we have a comic here.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: That's the ship. He laughs at. Get the funk out
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: of your next question, please, uh.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: Next one, browsie, This is Parizo.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Jason smokes a cigarette on just one.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Every good day.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: It usually doesn't go this well, this is probably the
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: best show we've done, just because we like you.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: But just it's just we're go for it. Light it up, lighted,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: we've done it before.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: We're animals. I came back from Japan. I was smoking
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: cigarette here. Oh how was that? I was following you along, man,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: who do you know? Well there? What are you doing
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: out there? What the fuck does the zone do in
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: motherfucking Japan? There's lots there, the kids there. No just
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: go back and you walk a little taller, a little smiler.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: It's lighter for you, right, it's stress free, it's respect
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: nice food people mind. Yeah you you you're weed. Smoking
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: is giving you some boot e qualities. So I can
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: see how that ship would mesh with you. It must
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: be fucking like when the air hits your face when
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: you come out of the airport, you just go, Wow,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: this is going to be the closest thing to seeing
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: dragons I'm ever going to see in my life, straight up,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: Like you're going to see three thousand year old ship
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: that people still use. Yep, and you're one. I'm going
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: back in February again.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: He loves that ship. You know how you loved Canada
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: all about it? That's it.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: No, I don't blame you. I was trying to, you know, compete.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Yoshi was over there and around the portal January. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: that is the only dude that like anytime you met
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: him and he liked you to go to his trunk,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: here's some portal for you. What the bro, you knowed
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: him that long?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: No, I've seen him do it to other people.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, yeah, like even till this day I
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: met him, Delta.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: That's not even the crazy thing.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: About him, Oh Yoshi. People are sleeping on that guy.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: I have him on as First of all, he's a
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: great comic. He's a fantastic comic murderer great comics into
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: fucking three hundred countries. He's worked in the adult film
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: industry as a video editor and DVD like he's like
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: he knows everybody. He does there. He goes to like
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Third World countries during their wars as vacations and stuff,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: like he's Epstein's house. You know, he's over here doing
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: like he's been there. No, he goes He's on a
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: TikTok video that went viral. There's a lady that's going
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: and doing a little kind of a family investigation and
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: she's like, who are you. He's oh, she is, Oh,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this, but this guy's house,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: that guy's house. He's like, he's got it all. They're
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: like really, they're go, yeah, come down here. This is
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: where so and so lived and this is how the
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: whole all the ship went down.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: You didn't even mention the what I think is crazy
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: about him. He's a fucking guinea pig.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Goes human testing. Yeah, he does human testing.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: Like when when the comes out, he gets paid a
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: lot of money, Like we're talking like five six racks,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: but they'll give him, Like COVID came out. He was
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: the first person to get COVID, and he's down with it.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: You have to be you to bed.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: His hair fell out one time, Yeah, and but the
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: hairy fell out.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: The cool part is there's always a placebo, so you
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: don't know if you're getting the real one. I'm not
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: the real one, so sometimes he gets lucky crazy. He's
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: literally life.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: Hey, let's have him on bro that we'll pay life.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's cool. I've met him before.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: He's a cool guy. If he's not fucking busy, I
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: might tell him.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: But he's like a guinea pig. He's down and like
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: they pay well though. I mean, he'll never ask.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Yoshi asked for fucking nothing. Okay, perfect, he asked for nothing.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: Does he smoke wheat? But he's got a crazy Joey
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: Diaz brownie story and I'm not gonna spoil it. Your
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: listeners are gonna have to wait. And when Yoshi comes
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: on and you go tell us to Joey Diaz brownie stories. Man,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: we got to reach out to him, all right, what's
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: the next one?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: Ray Browsie mental health is real. I am here if
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: you need to talk.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bros, he we'll talk to all you fools. Dog
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: bro just cool, She responds to everybody in the chat
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: room dog. She's a real one.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: Next one, Yeah, you guys got good fans.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: Next one, see where we are? Browsy x G. Why
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: are you screaming?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: He actually been good today.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: I get passionate.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: He just had an audition for the Muppet Show and
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: he's still coming out of care the your fucking asshole,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: write that down? Please?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: What are you writing shit down for? Jason? He's wearing
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: like seven things down over there.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: We're working on a movie. It's called Mister Ship Lips Darring.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: X be'st question, right, Tony Jenkins just tackled someone that
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: best buying stealing.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Soadude, I believe I saw somebody like I went to
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: the mall and a nice a nice mall at Santana.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: At sant Ana, right, sant Anita, Right, I know you
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: didn't go to I'm sorry, so sant Anita and fool
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: like there's a out of like like the Macy's.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: There's like this big buff, fucking security guard coming out right,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: and I'm like going up the escalator and I'm just like,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? You know?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: And he seeing you see this like Asian old man
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: just like kind of like walking like this, and he's
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: just like this and the guy's like, give me that ship,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: and he fucking yanks all these shirts from the dog
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: and then the fucking guy just like kind of like falls,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, stay the fuck out, yeah, bro, And I was.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: Even try, they're not even trying to rest these foods.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: You let them go, yeah, because they can't, like they
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: can't do it.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: But like I guess now, JC Penny and places like
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: this have hired like fucking like some big ass security foods.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: So now if you really try to steal some ship,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: they'll go, they'll they'll go get you down.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Everywhere I went to Ross, they got security at Ross
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: now and they check, they check your receipt and they
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: see how much you And then I'm like, bro, what
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not Ross.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Like what they're doing to the jewelry stores in Toronto
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: malls all across Canada. Kids are coming up. They're pulling
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: the glass off the jewelry store inside the mall. Just fuck,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: that's what they do.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: They come and they learned from South Central.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: These motherfuckers out here show up, but hammers, bro, like
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: at a certain time, break all the glass and it's
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: like like ten of them just they just take it, bro.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: And it's like they'll be They'll be watching it the
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: whole time, and I'm like, bro, that's just so ballsy
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: and it's so wrong.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: But it's just swarm though. There's too many guys that
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: makes it look amateur. Yeah, get a tight crew and
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: do it straight. Don't bring in the Manse the Sunshine
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: band and then Jimmy slides and falls down the escalator
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: and breaks anyway, We're not going to get into your person.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: You go to BLM riot participate.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: I was in Canada, I left. I was you know,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: I lived over by the Magic Castle. I know.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: Is he the reason you got into the Magic Castle? Yeah?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: I was there. That was a That was the day
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: of the day before everything closed down. Yes, But was
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: it with Brett and his girlfriend the base of the
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: singer and the who was with us? Yeah, we had
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: dinner with somebody who we skated in. We did the
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: bomb Hollywood thing before it all shut.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: You let everybody know what the Magic Castle was, not everybody.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: You have to be a magic explain it. Dude's people
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: don't live in La or it's a California.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know how many year old home on the
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: edge of the uh just a block up from Hollywood
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: Boulevard right behind the Man's Chinese Theater, there's this giant house.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: I think if you rent a room in the name
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Boring Hotel, that's part of the business. No, I think
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: it's the one that's rate. There's a hote small a
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: few rooms that are attached that allow you to get access,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: but you can't get into this place and unless you
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: know a magician. Now, depending on what year it was,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: it potentially could have been the Amazing Jonathan was kind
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: enough to put us on his guest list to get
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: us in, or it was wacko Kid's magician who came
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: with us. I don't know. But they made my debit
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: card disappear that night though. Did they lose it?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, I was like, they're trying to do anything shade. No, No,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: they didn't do it. They just straight lost it. How
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: that place is unlocked? I know, like heavy security just
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: lost it at the bar. What's the next one?
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: Ray, next one? Chief? Love, y'all, let's keep the good
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: times rolling. Love watching from home and not work with
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: my newborn son. Shout out all that.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Team, Shout out to you and your son. Dogs to you,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: Dog Show with the Homie All time.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: Next one, Roland, save Tom, same toom, same team.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: What's the next one?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: Do your hole, Troy for twenty two dollars, So to you, dog,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: thank you. Next one, Rolando. I'm just trying to get this.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: Vinyl is right here, dog.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: Good luck to you dog.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: You guys gonna win this. Whoever super Chats gets George.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Have you heard it?
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: But but that's a great it's a great gift. Yeah,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: it is like no one like people are gonna give
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: you your favorite records. But that's something that's somebody's gonna
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: got the first time. We gotta go to George neglected,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Like I said, get the residency in Vegas and then
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: you guys, X is gonna be out there with GPS shirt.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: So the thing, the strip, the fucking meth burn on
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: his face, fond them hanging out of his asshole, going
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: back homeless, even them, fuck you fuck Next one, Ray.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: Next one, Rolandovan and Swell like yo X, that's that
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: shoe palace hoodie.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: I see you, Homie, Bax dog shoe palace, the hoodie
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: and the sweats dog.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: I got the two for one fucking love shoe. It's
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: just easy, bro.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: It's one of those stores where I know if I
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: need I need, if I need to wear, if I
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: need a new gear, I just know Shoe Palace got me.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: It's that simple. Sometimes you go to pack some and
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: they ain't got it. Sometimes I go to fucking all
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: these other stores just ain't got it.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: Accent is a children's store. No, it's not.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: No, it's not.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: It's not like till he's two. Sometimes I live in Glendelle,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: there's nothing.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: Can you leave the country? No?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, that's the problem. That's why we were laughing
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: right away over here planning our fucking tour. Yeah, you
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: can't leave.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: What do you think I got? Second? Is your work
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: in progress? To put it?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: So?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: I mean I can't. I mean I can't. I can't
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: not get I won't get deported. I'm fine leave the country.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: Damn yeah, terrible. Yeah have you ever tried it?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: He's right, I can leave, I just can't come back. No,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, hell no, I'm never trying that ship. Why
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: would I go at the end of the day, Why
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: why am I going anywhere else? Is the best place
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: to be?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: Have a pastor?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: I know even if I did, I really wouldn't. I
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be too stoked to go to Japan.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: I would go to Vegas, New York.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: I like America. Well you can do it. It's tight here.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Do I understand that? Yeah? But you not have you
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: have no curiosities about anything other than things that you
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: can touch.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it kind of. But even then, I'm just like,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: I'm a very like I just like all the amenities
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: you get here. Like are you go to fucking like
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: Mexico school?
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: You don't have Americans. There's patriotic because you exactly I
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: have a citizenship based off your patriots I'd win. Yeah.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: Have you actually become a bit of a student to
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: the degree of learning the Q and A.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: Oh I know more about it?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, because yeah, that's gonna help. You don't want to
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: be the fool when they go yeah, and you're gonna
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: be like, uh Kennedy and uh.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: Take a test? Did you already take it?
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: No? I haven't even looked at the test.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: Oh ship, you gotta study for my mom. My mom.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: My mom passed. It can't be too hard. Honest, you
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: no offense to my mom.
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  Speaker 2: But she's like, think you damn bo what he said?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: No offense to my mom if she passed. Anybody could
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  Speaker 2: English language language.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you heard, you should be you should be papita
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  Speaker 3: for us, like it's for her, it's a whole different,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: Like she doesn't like we all know the States already.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: They ask you about the States. My mom doesn't know
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: about Arkansas, and like, like all that she had learned,
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: all that we learned that in kindergarten. Dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Is it multiple choice?
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: That's multiple choices?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: Just people in Sweden know more about America. Uh, all right,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: let's read the next one.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Browsey says, shout out to Ray, thank you so much,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: Browsie for that super chat. Next one after that is
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Browsy again, Jason, if I'll give you a ride, if
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: you sock XG.
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  Speaker 2: Suck. You don't say the sock in Canada, If you
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: said you were gonna sock somebody, They're like, wait, but
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: lingerie on my foot, you're fucking weirdo. We don't use sock.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: Would you use what's the lingo in Canada?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: Gonna be crazy If I smacked him in the mouth
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: right now the middle of asking the question, pop him
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: in the pop Yeah, okay, And he's almost taking pictures
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: of Chinese guys doing construction like hamper in the face
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't just do that. The guy's in
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: a jackhammer like half.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: He don't send up. But I never heard, I never know.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: Get the guy's eyes to prove that he was Asian Albanians.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know a guy. You were clearly taking a
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: picture of his eyes. Let's be honest, it.
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  Speaker 3: Were you really?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: Well? He was doing tile work, dog and she was impressive.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: Was the guitar?
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: Dog was look healthy too, right, It's like a healthy
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Asian Canadian construction worker. Me work hard. Yeah. Next to
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: the next one Browsie it's Ralph Ramos promos.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: Jason is a real life Trevor from g T A five.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, kid who hung himself?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: Trevor's Trevor's the crackhead you got.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: The joker makeup on and is trying to sue them
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  Speaker 2: for ten million dollars.
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  Speaker 5: No, I would see that's more you. Next one ray
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  Speaker 5: BROWSI E Zone. I don't mind taking x G jobs.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 5: Xc's job is not up for the taking, thank you.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: It's not even a job. It's a cry for help.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: Next one eight seven seven respectfully put that cookie monster
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  Speaker 4: image for tg T S telling you your number one.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: You gotta do it? What cookie monster image?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm thinking about it, but we bring
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: up cook the ship.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't even talk about next one.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: Sing your brandad lo L Hello player, and you got
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 4: the last two ten flowers? What's Yoshi? The comics last name?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: Take care of you on?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: Yoshi?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: What Yoshi obi Ashi? In fact, his brother is also
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: called Yoshi. He's a pro skater and he fucking rips
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: her parents call her names the same thing, dude, He's
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: he grew up Korean in Japan, so he was hated
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: by he got picked on it. Oh, he said, is
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: him and his brother were bullied? Dude? His mother his
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: dad committed suicide, and he went, okay, here we go.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: I just don't believe it. Every time you fucking bring
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: it up. He talks about your mom's house. His dad
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: committed suicide. He goes to his mom his dad's funeral.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: He eats up his stepmother at his dad's funeral. What yeah,
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: like jumped on her. He said she's dead. He said,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: I can't go back to Japan. What's his name? Yoshi?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Yoshi obi Ashi?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: The Yeah, he's been only like your mom's house stuff.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: He's a beast. He's a beast.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: He'd never ask, he'd never ask. I go okah with
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: these guys, I go because I don't know them. I
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: go story. They want stories you don't want to hear.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: He's author you want. He's so candid and honest about
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: what he's telling you that it's like he's not joking,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: there's no there's no exaggeration or theatrics. He's telling you
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: coll full facts and you're like, what what crazy crazy stuff? Sex, tourism,
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: fucking all kinds of ship and not to mention, I
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: know you guys are all up to tinfoil hat ship.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: But he's he's he goes to these places. Check out
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: Yoshi's instagram. Yeah, it's a crime scenes. I'm gonna go.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go check him out. We gotta get him
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: on it. What's the next one?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: Ray? I want the math debate? Xt you you got
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: a story on sleeping with the girl at work?
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: Like on the job. He probably means like at work,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: like from work.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we will have voice to be a server
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: at a restaurant. I was just telling these fools like
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 3: anyone's bony. Everybody at the restaurant.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: Everybody fucks at restaurant.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: So y'all, swap is what you're saying.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: That's how you got the clap.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: So I was working at the restaurant when I got
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: the clap. He's asking for a story, dog.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: I mean there's no there's no like big stories, just
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: nothing crazy I give you. I give you guys stories
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: all time. Let me think about it, like, put your glasses.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: On because I'm ashamed of myself. Can I shout out somebody?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: Of course. There's these guys that are London, Ontario, Canada
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: called the Family Canada forty one. These fuckers here, and
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: they've always given me these amazing care packages every time
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: I come to the country. They've had stuff delivered to
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: my house, and I mean a range of not only
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: their stuff, but all their friend stuff. They had this
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Boss chocolate syrup. It's like a thousand milligram chocolate syrup,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: A few stuff.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: Oh knowing you, I did do that. Yeah, this it's
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: just a straight fucking I know. Dason is a fucking
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: sweet dude. This motherfucker would just be like, oh this
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: is great, let me just pour it all my fucking mouth.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: I'll put one hundred milligram capsule in my coffee. I
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: gotta I prepped myself for this show. This. I've been
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: planning this for eight months. I've been smoking hard so
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: I can carry this to the end.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because usually you're like a what like he's one
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: of those guys that he's content with, like a hit,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: and whenever somebody like like a show or something like that,
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: it's like, he'll be cool with that.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even smoke the whole fucking joint. He's just like, ah,
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: it's some good sh Yes. No, I find it takes
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: a little bit of vandom matter of my performance. If
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: I I just have a little bit of weed to
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: kind of put a blanket over the bird cage, then
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not bringing any of my baggage from the day
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: to the performance. But uh, yes, some people get it.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Rotterdam. How was that the last one? Right?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven?
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: The image from the Doctor Green Thumb show.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what they're talking about, the big cookie.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: I wasn't on the Doctor.
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  Speaker 2: M Yeah, I kind of forgot about it. I gotta
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: check it out again, but just dam it to me,
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: I'll check it out. Yeah, that's like the fifth time
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: I've crossed paths would be real. And I'm still afraid
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: to say hello to him. He sounds just like nitty. Yeah.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: We're Canadian. We just we're just stoked. We never really
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: think we're gonna cross roads with people that have been
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: such an influence in our lives and our thoughts. Well,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: its reality, dog, I'm crying.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: I can tell that's what you put your glasses.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: Do we have any more joints?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: You gotta roll my own gay bus. We're about to
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: end it. Hey, what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you everybody who's super chatted. I do want to
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: tell you guys that, uh, what is it? We will
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: be announcing the winners right now, so one of you
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: guys is gonna get the vinyl and the other two
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: are going to get a hate our extract eighth for
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  Speaker 2: What is it in your life?
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: And and I'll be posting a closer look on Instagram
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  Speaker 1: and on patreons so you guys can know the quality
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  Speaker 1: of what it is as well.
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  Speaker 2: So let's pick a winner. Should we can do the
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  Speaker 2: vinyl first with eights? What's the process you guys? Just winner? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: They just super chat. You just gotta pay five bucks?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, but no, they just got to spin a name. Yeah,
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: just the spin it right now. Oh, there's an actual
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  Speaker 2: interface it allows you to spind.
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  Speaker 3: It's called an app.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting. Interesting. Okay. So the first winner, and this is
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  Speaker 2: for one of the Hatar extracts eight here Fired, let's
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  Speaker 2: fucking go and he's like he's in a wind. The
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  Speaker 2: winner is the winner is Chicking dinner baby and Lopez.
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  Speaker 3: Eights baby right there.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to you, Fabian Lopez. Make sure you show me
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  Speaker 1: proof that you're following Hatar extracts one as well, half
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  Speaker 1: asking that ship on on on Instagram. And now let's
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and do it for the second jar. The
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  Speaker 1: second jar right here, This is fire though man a.
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  Speaker 3: Fortune basically dog spin that ship.
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  Speaker 2: He's a misfortu.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking.
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  Speaker 2: Why are the children crying?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: Daddy?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go ahead and do this one. And
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: the winner is ten flowers. Shout out, congratulations to you
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: ten flowers.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's no. I don't know, but the hommies
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  Speaker 3: always participating. Shout out to them, shout out. Look at
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: Jason going live.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: Where Jason is the most random fucking person ever. Dog,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a bag of squirrels, all right, and now let's
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: go ahead and do the let's go ahead and do
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: the vinyl dog hold it up for them dogs right here, Guys.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how many of these little mister e
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  Speaker 3: fucking funk freaks up in the building. Oh creep a
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  Speaker 3: suster heel Uh, it's packed a bunch of homies, little mystery.
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  Speaker 3: What's that fool's name from? Fucking blood and blood out?
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: Popeye?
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: Pop Eyes in it too?
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: Who wrote it?
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: Is all George?
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like yeah, yeah, really Adam Sandler album. That's
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: how comedy albums used to be, is it? Yeah?
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: And that makes sense. It's got tackles, the raid the
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: strip club, so running he's on, who's gonna win this one?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up and give me a bump? I
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: love that one. Yeah, remember that fucking the Pump brought
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: his punk rock song, Shut the fuck up and give
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 3: me a bum.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be played at some random parties. I'm sure
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: he needs to put it up on on Instagram so
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: people can use a video YouTube.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: No, it's just like tag them and use it as
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 1: for their stories and ship That would be great. Yeah,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: all right, let's.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: Go ahead and pick the winner for this one. Come on,
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: let me get it. Let me get a drum on
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: for this one Winter Winter Chicken Dinner, and the winner
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: goes to Tony j.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Tony Jenkins, Congratulations, he said, I just tackled somebody at
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: best Podki and so he deserves.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: To deserve it. Follow You're probably a little sore. Put
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: that in the record player, but.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: Played in the in the store over the just well
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: people are shopping. Is it filthy? No? No, no, I
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: just don't want to hear I want to bump.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I was gonna say, you don't really want
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: to bump that through through the speaking Hey, I want
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: to thank Jason Ross for joining us once again.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: I want to thank you guys for having me. This
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: has got to be episode four that I've been on
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: and uh, I am always uh going out of my
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: way and really wanted to land here at least once
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: a year. I know X brought that up, but uh,
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: it's cool to see you guys doing what you're doing,
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: and I want you to come out to Rotterdamn. I
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: don't know if I think no, I know, but what
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try and figure it out that it's at
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: least viable. It might be out of your way on
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: your trip next year, but to pop over for a
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks, maybe ten days, and then go fly
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: over to Asia, that could be a thing. Yeah, I
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: don't know about that one. That's a lot of time off.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: But maybe one day though. Well, this is the things
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: you do the show via zoom with X infirm of
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: a live audience. Yeah, it's writing it down down right down, Jason.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: Where can they follow you? At Jason Rowse sixty six
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: to six? There you go any upcoming shows?
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: I was going to do a show in Echo Park
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: but I canceled it.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: Today.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: It's Friday thirteenth. But there was a mix up and
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I'll just step out of this.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: But no, I'm actually offiicient I just did ten country tour,
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: so I'm officially unemployed. So if anybody wants to message
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: me at Jason Rouse dot com, there's a button there
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: that says book me, and if you hit that, it
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: opens up a spreadsheet. I'm looking to do something between
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: January first and April first in the United States. But
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: if somebody will pay me, I will go anywhere. I
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: got a passport and a cock, so if you want
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: any of that, you could book me for a live performances.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: I've done funerals. I performed at a funeral. It went
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: really good. They paid me, very nice they and they
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: brought me in. I had to ask him. I go,
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: is the body going to be there? And he goes, no, no, no, no,
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: body's not going to be there but his his friend. Yeah.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: I was gonna do weekending. No, no, no, you've seen
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: weekend at Bernie's. I was gonna be tending. He was
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: my drunk buddy and he didn't speak English, and I
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: was gonna pull my other coffin and push him into
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: a row of kids. Anyway, the funeral was great. I
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: will do divorces at public ex secutions if you want that.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: If you want to be roasted by you know what
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: someone's gonna you know, say, what are those gangs where
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: they cut your head off? Or being bad beheading? I'll
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: roast your beheading. There you go. If you run a
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: run in with a cartel and you want to go
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: out with a real bang, I'm your guy. You go
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  Speaker 3: Check it out. Thank you for coming on, Jason, Thanks
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: for having me, humbling me, making me fucking laugh.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: The thing is, you'll never learn he'll still coming back.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: He's like a feral cat with diarrhea, always on the run.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 3: Get it, Dyke, I'll be homeless. Anyways, hit that live bunch, subscribe.
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• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: thank you again Jason.
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