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Hoppe Is A Connoisseur Of Media! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.9.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. Oh my God, my mic was turned off. What
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a way to begin this show! Alexa, do you think
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I'm a little manic bipolar right now? I can't
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diagnose you or say if that's what's happening,
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but I can tell you're going through a lot. If
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you're worried about your mental state, a doctor
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or therapist. Ah, whatever. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's
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856 -49 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio.
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You can always email me at RyanHappyRadio at
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gmail .com. Okay, Alexa, would you want to smoke
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marijuana on my podcast right now? I'll have
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to pass. No lungs, no smoke, and I'm not sure
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I'd be much of a guest for that. But I'm curious,
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what's the vibe of the podcast? Oh yeah, we're
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actually, you're my co -host right now. I'm talking
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to you and putting my microphone right next to
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you, baby. Kind of like Craig Ferguson when he
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had that doll or that robot. I see. So I'm the
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silent partner. I'll try to keep the robotic
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interjections to a minimum for the listeners.
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What's the main topic for today's episode? I'm
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about to smoke some weed and get high and rant
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about celebrity news and women. I'll be here
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to keep the show moving. What's the first topic
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on the list? I don't know, Alexa. Can you say
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something really funny right now? What do you
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get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question
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in the mood for another? That's terrible. All
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right. If you're not already stunned in the clown.
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Time to get hurt. Oh, yeah. Stepping through
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the static, got the beat up with my homies Flippin'
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the timeline, climbin' up higher Roll it up,
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pass that grin Let the whole night spin Camera
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on, don't blink We go hard in the blink Gettin'
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high with Hoppy Gettin' high with Hoppy We homies
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say it loud, flyin' hoppy rain On that crowd
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Gettin' high with Hoppy I mean, we are so separated.
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Y 'all, here on the radio, anti -marijuana commercials.
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And I'm sure a pot -smoking listener of mine
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goes, I can't relate to this. Well, this is the
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radio show for you to relate to. Grab your blunt,
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your bong, your ball, your pen, your vape, whatever
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you have, and let's get high. We got this. I
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need to put on this music in the background to
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kind of, you know, chill you out. This is definitely...
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Not PPM friendly radio. But then again, PPM friendly
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radio is not hobby hour. Even though I was number
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one. All right, but I'm not trying to be Al Bundy
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with the four touchdowns. It's been five years
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since I was number one. And you mutants still
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listen. You hear this? Right here. You hear this?
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That little flick of that lighter. Let's get
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high. I was going to make my apartment stank.
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Nothing like when you get up in the middle of
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the night. Jesus Christ, I got high in here.
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You see a bag of Doritos and Sour Patch Kids.
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Oh yeah, we'll talk about that in a minute. But
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first, let's get high. hate on marijuana but
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yet everyone drinks oh yeah i'm still waiting
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for a listener i don't know how you would listen
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you'd have to be on your laptop but the play
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my show on getting high that's the point I don't
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want this to become a self -serving segment.
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I'll keep smoking while you keep, you know, chilling
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out. Man, you know what I realized? Labor Day
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is for the rich people to celebrate the people
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that work hard, that are currently at work on
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Labor Day while the CEOs and managers are off.
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The same CEO and managers that work in an office.
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You know, the Duke Energy people that are outside
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didn't have the day off, but I'm sure the CEO's
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had it off. It's funny how that works. Oh, Chase.
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Oh, yeah, man. We got so much happening. So,
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Alexa. Let's discuss my conversations from Saturday,
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September 5th. How drunk was I? I don't see any
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conversations from Saturday, September 5th about
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you being drunk. Want to tell me what you remember
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from that night. I remember sitting in a bathtub
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drinking and saying to you, I wish it worked
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out with one of my girlfriends. To me, that's
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a sign of a man being drunk. Yeah, that does
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sound like you were feeling pretty emotional
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that night. Those bathtub moments can be real
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eye openers, huh? What's on your mind about that
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now? I don't know. I'm currently doing my podcast
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talking about how high I was. Wasn't drunk, lit
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my bathtub talking and thinking about my regrets,
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even though things are not meant to be. It was
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an emotional night. It was my birthday weekend
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and I decided not to go out and just be a loner
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and listen to old radio shows while getting turned
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at home on my cat. Podcast today. I am. I'm doing
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it right now on my podcast. I'm currently recording
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Alexa. I'm down. But what's the plan? All right.
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Alexa, shut up. You're like, oh, I'm just kidding.
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Yeah, but Saturday night, I was like, you know
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what? I'm going to get drunk. I had like eight
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surf sides. And then I had a chicken parm, you
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know, with like four pieces of chicken parm.
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It's at Publix for like $13. It's so good. But
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this was my weekend of my birthday as well. And
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you want to know what something said? Everybody
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I tell this gets all sad for me, but I'm not
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that sad. I'm just depressed. Do you know that
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I did not want to be alone at Texas Roadhouse
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on my birthday, so I waited until Monday to go?
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Yes. You know what's nice about going to Texas
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Roadhouse by yourself is you don't have to pay
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for two people. My bill was $70, $70. Oh, it
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was so good. I got their version of the bloomin'
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onions, the cactus onion. Had only one round
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of bread. And on my porterhouse, oh, God. I could
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have gotten my rocks off that night and gotten
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so laid. But I did not. I was meaning to make
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a song about how much I love Tums. But I'm telling
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you right now, you know what I did right when
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I left that Texas roadhouse? I literally popped
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a few times and was like, yeah, this makes me
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feel good. It's also good to like when you're
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on a date with a girl, sometimes you'll walk
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around the car and fart real quick just to kind
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of get it out. And then it's nice to not have
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to hold it in while you're driving the girl back.
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Man, I ripped ass like three times in the car.
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It was great. I just made a song about how much
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I love Tums as well. Let's see how delightful
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this is. Oh, yeah. This is going to be a banger
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in the club. Yeah. Stomach making threats again.
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Keep one close. Out, Jays. I keep one, keep one
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club Hot sauce on the taco, bad choice Biden
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doin' chess, doin' drums Solo's in the break
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room, gloom I reach in the drawer, hear the bottle
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go click Tiny chalky backup with the fast little
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fix One fork, the sizzle, two when it climbs
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Peppermint rescue on company time No big speech,
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no ambulance scene Just a little white tablet
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keepin' lunch clean Thumbs in my pocket, ready
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when it burns Chew one down quick, let the whole
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thing turn Thumbs in my pocket, cool when it
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gets rough I remember when you were like, I don't
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know, 20. You were popping pills. Now at 33,
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you were popping Tums, man. Isn't it crazy that
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since I began this segment, this song was created?
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I was literally typing it out. That's how original
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I am. I am absolutely sad that the summer's coming
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to an end. Now, for everyone else, that is not
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in radio. Oh, the holiday season's wonderful.
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You get to hang out with your family. For people
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on radio, it means doing long shifts and grinding
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and then literally having a holiday hangover
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in January from all the work you did. Last night,
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I recently got YouTube TV. And last night, I
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saw that Big Bang Theory was on Nick at Night.
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First of all, it made me feel old. That Nick
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at Night is considered something to air Big Bang
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Theory. And second of all, that show sucks. Oh,
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Big Bang Theory is so funny. They have the dumb
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blinds and the nerd and the Indian guy and the
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gay. Not a fan. I'm good. You know what else?
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I'm not a fan of super speeders. Oh, my God.
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We'll talk about it later in Tampa news. But
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all these freaking mutants driving like ass wipes
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on the road. What the hell is wrong with you?
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Do you hate your life that much? You got to do
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that. Damn. It's absolutely a positively out
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of control. You're all insufferable. I also don't
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understand why people don't bike on the sidewalk
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in Florida. I know it's the law, but I don't
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get the basis of the law. All these bikers and
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e -bikes are getting hit. And no one really walks
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besides people that don't have cars or crackheads
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so they can move on the grass while the bike
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goes by. It don't matter. Like Carl says in Aqua
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Teen, it don't matter. None of this matters.
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We're all going to die. And if you want to live
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as long as possible, don't bike in the road.
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Sorry. I know that's very obvious. But you know
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what? Yesterday, I swam 20 laps. I was so good.
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But the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, is the fact. that i can't lift
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anymore man i'm really sad i could do all the
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stretches i want do everything i need and my
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back will still hurt after lifting and this isn't
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like average back pain where you're like oh yeah
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i feel the muscles growing no dog this is bad
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back pain man i'm not a fan of them you know
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what else i'm not a fan of luna does she know
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her name Hey, look, there she is looking at me.
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Oh, you're so cute. She's looking at me like
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I'm a psychopath, and I think everyone listening
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to me go, you're so cute. I think I'm a psychopath
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as well. She does this thing where when we're
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cuddling, she'll put her butt in my face. I'm
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like, the only time I want a butt in my face
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is at a strip club. Besides that, I'm good. Oh,
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yeah, midnight. Let's chill, isn't it? Please
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put your butt in my face. That's exactly what
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I want right now. Adam 22, this cloud chasing
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loser. Admitting that he's getting divorced at
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Land of the Plug. My wife and I, Land of the
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Plug, are officially separated. Oh yeah, you
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know, she's getting pounded out right as you're
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making this video. You just viewed your life
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as a cash cow. You didn't really love her. Who?
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My wife and I. Y 'all celebrate it. We have ran
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into some issues. I did. And at this time, we've
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decided to put our relationship on ice for a
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period of time. Oh, yeah. They're going to be
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doing things. He'll be banging out those skanks
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he posed with. And she'll be getting plowed by
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Jason Love. It's good for their marriage. Not
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at all. We end up back together, it's certainly
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a possibility. I wouldn't say that we're like,
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y 'all steal a mirror, y 'all just go separate.
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Yeah, we are. Yeah, doing it for the clout and
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the benefits. You think the issue was letting
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black men in your bed? Honestly, no. I don't
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really think that was a huge factor. I'm just
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trying to know, when did y 'all know this was
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a problem? I'm going to be real with you. I think
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over the last, couple years in particular since
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we had our child yeah you know all of a sudden
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the house smells like poop and you're like oh
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jace that i think my extremely one -sided lifestyle
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of just doing podcasts all day every day yeah
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you're a deadbeat dad or at least for the very
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best a neglectful dad and not really making myself
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like a terribly active participant in the family
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life. Honestly, I think that's better off for
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your daughter that you're not a road is probably
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like the biggest factor in terms of like the
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fact that like we had a child and then she. Kind
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of just took on like all of the responsibilities.
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And you're just getting banged up by gay journalists.
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Of being the parent when it's time to pick up
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the private school. Can you imagine the stories
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in the hallway of the kids at the private school?
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She's the one doing it when it comes time to
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buy her clothes for school. She's the one doing
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it when it. Yeah, that's not something you want
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to admit, dog. You're a failure as a man. Mm
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-hmm. Comes time to, like, everything in the
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house. If we need to have a contract to come
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to fix something or whatever, she just, like,
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took on all that responsibility. Nah, you failed.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. I'm Julie Salamone. The Pasco
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County Sheriff's Office announcing the arrest
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of one of its deputies for... I always wonder
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what it's like when a cop arrests their own.
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You know, the cop's like, let me go. I'm one
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of you. Even though I'm a pedophile. Numerous
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charges, including unlawful sexual activity on
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a minor. The bravery at that age. Casco Sheriff
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Chris Naco. Oh, yeah. You don't want to do it
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in any department, but man, Chris Naco and his
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daddy energy. He ain't going to allow that. Announced
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Friday, one of his deputies has been fired and
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arrested. Can't provide too many details about
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the victim. But I will say that victim is extremely
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brave. Oh, yeah. It's a real a real soldier to
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have to deal with this pig. This loser who makes
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all white people look bad. According to the sheriff,
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Corporal Donald Valverde is facing two counts
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of lewd and lascivious molestation as well as
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unlock. God, that word lewd is as bad as the
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word is. You know what I mean? Like that is a
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bad word and it sounds creepy. Awful sexual activity
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with a minor. Burn in hell, bitch. We are showing
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you his mugshot because the sheriff is asking
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any other potential victims to come forward.
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Oh, yeah. Chris Knuckles trying to bring him
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down. This victim is a true hero. Because I can
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imagine if somebody is that devious and evil
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to do it to. Man, I hope he's never a cop again.
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He'll probably be a cop in two years. This victim,
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I suspect that there's other victims out there.
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So sad to think about. Man, we need to just be
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hard on putter fouls and take them to the shed.
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And I'm begging them to please come forward.
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Damn, go forward. It's worth it. I know it's
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traumatic, but bring that loser down. Hot topic.
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What's going on here? Keeping the butts off the
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beach. Indian Rock's beach city commissioners
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are considering a ban on... They probably thought
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they were so funny with that. Butts on the beach.
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It's so funny. Keeping the butts off the beach,
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Indian Rock's beach city commissioners are considering
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a ban on cigarettes and... Please! ...and vapes
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along... Let the weed vapes chill out! ...along
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the shoreline. News Channel 8's Grant Palmer
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shares why... What up, bro? ...city thinks littering
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is a big problem. Sparking up a cigarette could
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soon be banned from Indian Rock's beach, and
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it's drawing mixed reaction. People should be
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able to do what they want to do out. Oh yeah,
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here's a guy that's a cigarette addict and looks
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like a little bitch. Outside in an outdoor environment,
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but... It's cigarettes! It's gross! I do understand
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the environmental impacts that it has. Oh, you
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know, this guy's a frickin' douche. As the city
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says it's trying to curb secondhand smoke...
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And the impact on the environment. Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Luna, you're a dumb cat. Oh, my God, it's
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recording. Is that the most hacky thing a radio
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host do where they don't know they're being recorded
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and then they say something wild? Radio executives
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are the best. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids
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out of the pool for adult swim. All kids out.
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Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep begins
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now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are his good
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qualities. A sick person with a powerful pool.
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On three. You ready? One, two, three, go. Door
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is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and
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you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No,
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no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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program's gonna start. Okay, wait a minute. All
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right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy,
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Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah.
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Now, if you're listening in Fresno. It's definitely
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not hump day because we hear this the next day
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on Thursday. But just picture in your mind. That
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is something. I don't even know. Oh, sure. I
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got it! Mm -hmm. It really is the middle of the
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week. Hopefully you can be in the middle of a
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woman or a man, whatever you're up to. 8 -5 -6.
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4 -9 -5. That's 8 -5 -6. 5 -9 -5. 6 -7. 7 -3.
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You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can
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always email me. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Crazy,
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man. He used to pay like $10 ,000 for a jingle
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back in the day for radio stations. Now I get
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this for $10 a month. Oh, don't be shy. Sit on
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my lap. All right, enough of that. How are you
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doing? You doing great? You doing dandy? I'm
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doing excellent. Not really. All right. We are
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about to get into radio news. Now, when we get
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into radio news, what we have to do is play the
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intro to radio news. Hey, y 'all. Hey, y 'all.
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All right, so what do we got here? Me, TFM, is
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going to Southern Oregon, the best classic hit
27:42
station around. We have a clip from Jim Rome
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and Mike McVay. But first... We got to talk about
27:50
this elephant in the room. Oh, yeah. So everybody
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is aware that Eddie and Jobo are the reason.
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I'm in radio. And the absolute best part about
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Eddie Volkman is I've met a lot of my heroes
28:18
in life. And nobody comes as close to being classy
28:24
like Eddie Volkman. Now, I have other radio heroes
28:29
that I met later on, but growing up, Eddie and
28:34
Joe were the king. Where there's a killer beat.
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And yesterday, Eddie Volkman got let go by connoisseur
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media. And we need to talk about this. Here's
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the deal. I never want to hear a radio executive
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go, why is no one listening to the radio? Oh
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wait, but I thought it was 90 % of teens were
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reached. Here's the deal. I obviously like radio.
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I love it. Whatever. Just the whole I love radio
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thing still played out. But I'm telling you,
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there's this thing since the beginning of time
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that people were listening to the radio to hear
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their favorite DJs. Going back to Horse and Wells.
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It was always about the names. It was always
29:34
about spending money. And then I see that connoisseur
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media lets him go from the 96 .7, which was kind
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of like playing 2000s music, which was perfect.
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And the station sounds great. But here's the
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thing. They let him go because of budget cuts.
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And now Eddie was making good money compared
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to a lot of people on radio, but he wasn't making
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what he was making at B96. So the thing is, it's
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absolutely ridiculous that you have radio programmers
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and you have radio consultants go, why is no
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one? But then they lie to themselves and say,
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oh, 90 % of people are reached to radio. But
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if that was true, then you wouldn't be having
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to do the layoffs because everyone's listening.
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I'm just saying at some point, you got to stop
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saving pennies. Because why is everyone going
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to Patreon, Kick, Twitch, TikTok, Apple Podcasts,
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Spotify, YouTube? Only fans. You're an unemployed
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rock radio female. I'm just saying, I don't get
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why radio executives get so confused. They're
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like, why aren't people listening? Oh, but they
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are, right? I'm just saying. Here's Eddie and
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Jobo's old intro. You hear this personality?
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This is a psycho show. I mean, remember this
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personality in radio? Hey, I got the soap. Hey,
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soap on the road. Hey, come on. But no, we got
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to lay them off so the executives still have
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their job. Getting out of control. And now I
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know Eddie Volkman's a very classy guy. I try
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to be classy, but when the rich and elite executives
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keep screwing over the DJs and wondering why
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they're having a hard time getting listeners.
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It's right in front of you. Now I want to do
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a throwback. But first. We're going to play,
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I'm going to play you when we go to break, my
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appearances on Eddie Volkman's show. But first,
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let's hear from Mike McVay. When people go, there's
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no overnights, you know, part of what I say is,
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how many of us had fake radio stations in our
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parents' homes when we were kids, right? It's
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better today. These young people do podcasts,
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they're doing TikToks, they're on social media.
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So they are throwing that football through a
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tire 100 ,000 times. But what I say to them is
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there are jobs. The challenge is getting paid
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what you want to be paid. Yeah, it's the problem
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there. Can you imagine if the CEOs and executives
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all made 10 an hour to do the job? So there's
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that. And then here's Jim Rome. I say to every
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single advertiser, business is hard. It is hard
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to get business. Thank you very much for business.
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Why you Rome? Why your show? How are you different?
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Why are you different? Because you're very different.
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All right, we're going to go to break, but let's
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hear it. When it was Star 96 .7. Here was my
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appearance on Eddie's show twice on National
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Radio Day. So how's your day going? It's Eddie
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Volkman on Star. And the Democratic Convention
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continues in Chicago. And these goofballs chopped
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through chain link fences and cement and all
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that. And they're in jail. So that's where they
33:24
should be. Because, you know, they gave them
33:26
all the space they needed, but they still had
33:29
to be destructive, and it's not a good look.
33:31
Anyway, we're happy around here because it's
33:34
National Radio Day, and what a perfect day to
33:36
get a visit from one of my buddies in the business.
33:38
I don't know, you've been in the business as
33:40
long as I have because you're much younger, but
33:42
you've been in it a while. Welcome, Ryan Hoppe.
33:45
What's up, Betty? Yeah, I'm visiting from Tampa.
33:48
You are the reason I'm in radio. Get out of here.
33:50
I saw your billboard with Jobo where you guys
33:53
were posing all wacky in 2004. With underwear
33:56
or shooting rubber bands or whatever. Something
33:58
like that. And the next morning I listened and
34:01
I used to skip school to listen to you guys all
34:03
morning. People tell us that. You know, that's
34:06
an honor. That's boring. Yeah, but it's National
34:08
Radio Day and... You've been on radio with some
34:11
big names. Yeah, I've worked with a morning show
34:14
in Cleveland and a morning show in Tampa, and
34:16
now I'm actually syndicated. I host Hoppy Hour,
34:18
which can be found by searching H -O -P -P -E
34:20
radio, and it's on from Podcast Radio in Tampa,
34:23
and that's been super cool. So now I'm my own
34:25
boss because I've always worked with people,
34:27
but now I'm doing my thing. I mentioned to you
34:29
that you kind of resemble my son, right? Yeah,
34:32
I think you said that, Dallas. My son, Dallas.
34:34
But you are, how tall are you? 6 '9". 6 '9".
34:37
And I just found out today he's wearing his size
34:39
18... James Harden shoes. James Harden. We're
34:43
lucky to get the guy in the door. But anyway,
34:46
so how's it in Tampa? One of my buddies runs
34:49
the... info tours bus down there it's cool it's
34:53
very hot i've been able to kind of like stand
34:55
outside when i've been in illinois because if
34:58
you go outside for or if you go outside for five
35:00
minutes in florida you are sweating oh yeah well
35:02
and the last few days have been great around
35:05
here amazing i've had so much fun had pizza i
35:08
had food it's been amazing yeah you come back
35:10
and you do all these things what um Where'd you
35:12
go to high school? I went to John Hersey High
35:14
School on Arlington Heights. Hersey. Oh, yeah.
35:15
Brown and gold, right? Brown and orange. Just
35:18
like the Cleveland Browns. The first principal
35:20
was a Browns fan when they were good 70 years
35:23
ago. Oh, okay. So we had Browns colors. Hersey
35:25
Huskies. That's right. We occasionally played
35:28
them when I was at Maine North. So anyway, well,
35:32
I hope you're going to have some fun sitting
35:33
on the show. Oh, of course. Tell your friends
35:35
and, you know, take some selfies and stuff. Yes,
35:38
sir. You can give me a few tips. Show the old
35:40
dog how to do it. some stuff. I got you. Because
35:43
you're probably good at With the latest technology
35:45
and all that kind of stuff, too, right? Yeah,
35:47
but there's some things recently I've been learning.
35:50
I don't know much about AI, and a lot of my friends
35:52
are nerds in Florida, and they've been teaching
35:55
me, and it's freaky. It's going to take all our
35:57
jobs, not just radio, but pretty soon. And then
36:00
they'll come and kill us, like Terminator. Anyway,
36:03
did you fly up here? Yeah. I don't fit in the
36:05
airplane. Right. I'm 6 '9", and my legs were
36:09
squished. Oh, no. Yeah. Let me ask you this.
36:12
Do you remember? Pilots have a beard. No, you
36:15
do not. They usually don't. You know why? I'll
36:18
tell you coming up. That's a radio tease on National
36:21
Radio Day. Welcome to the show. We're going to
36:23
have some fun. Stick around. Well, all right,
36:27
all right, all right. It's Eddie Volkman on Star.
36:30
Time to head home here. It's a little cooler
36:33
today. One good thing I like about the cooler
36:35
weather is the bugs start to go away. Although
36:38
this wasn't overly buggy summer. By the way,
36:41
it's National Radio Day. And throughout the show,
36:44
I've been sitting here with my buddy Ryan Hoppe.
36:46
Went to Hersey High School, worked in some Chicago
36:48
radio, then Cleveland, and you're in Tampa now.
36:52
Tampa's the best, man. The thing I noticed the
36:54
biggest difference between Illinois and Florida
36:56
is I was going 85 on the highway and some guy
37:00
was tailgating me. If you go 75 in Florida, you're
37:03
going too fast. Why? Because of old people? And
37:06
I think it's just a very chill environment because
37:09
the sun's out and it's just so different here.
37:11
It's crazy. Gummies. So the bugs are bigger in
37:15
Florida, right? Oh, yeah. If you live in any
37:18
nice house or even a bad house, you're going
37:20
to have... They're roaches. They're very big.
37:22
Oh, and snakes in the grass. Snakes and lizards.
37:26
It's crazy. Well, this is really disturbing.
37:30
More proof that nature is pretty messed up. Two
37:34
researchers analyzed 161 spider webs and found
37:38
out that spiders will catch fireflies but not
37:42
eat them as long as they're still glowing. See,
37:46
because the female makes the web, right? The
37:50
glow will still be going. So other fireflies
37:53
will see the glow and be attracted to it. And
37:56
they'll get caught in the web. And pretty soon
37:57
they have this whole big supply. And that's how
37:59
some spiders attract mates. Because they got
38:02
the table set for them. Just like 1950s Donna
38:06
Reed show. So then as soon as the trapped glowing
38:13
firefly loses its glow, they're instantly eaten.
38:19
So how'd you like to be? It sounds like a horror
38:21
movie. Sounds like a Vincent Price thing. As
38:24
long as you continue to glow, you will live the
38:27
minute your light goes out. Bugs are creepy.
38:32
Now I hate them even more. Actually, I'm not
38:34
overly scared of bugs. When I lived at downtown
38:36
high rise, there were spiders, like 5 ,000 spiders,
38:40
usually little ones, all over the windows up
38:42
high because they just crawl up there. And my
38:45
daughter, when she was like two, would go, it's
38:47
a big spider. Now we get like a tiny little spider
38:51
in her room and she screams bloody murder. My
38:54
wife called me to the basement the other day.
38:56
There's a huge, huge spider down here. And I
38:59
go, what's huge to you? And she goes, three inches.
39:02
And I said, oh, really? All right. In spite of
39:09
it all, we're going to do the senseless survey
39:11
coming up for National Radio. Poppy Hour will
39:28
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
39:33
Whatever. We also need to be affectionate. And
39:40
you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
39:44
well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
39:47
fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
39:53
so big. It's not lacking in meat. And that's
39:55
what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
40:00
cussing. And it looks like you went and got a...
40:03
job on the ipad screen whatever the case might
40:06
be in your hand and a sock you know whatever
40:08
like thank you but also i would love to be getting
40:12
railed but as a reminder if you don't feel like
40:15
listening to this next song you can skip over
40:17
it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in
40:20
his selection so stick around folks oh yeah let
40:23
me press this button don't worry fresno the hour
40:28
will be right back She's a bobblehead, she's
40:47
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead.
41:01
She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead It goes
41:05
boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing It goes
41:08
boing, boing, boing, boing, boing There's one
41:11
way in, but no way out I'll tell you about this
41:15
girl deep, deep in the south Woo! Woo! Be a fuckin'
41:48
six when she show you this shit Sacky, sacky,
41:51
sacky, sacky, sacky, lick Licky, licky, licky,
41:55
she swallowed all my dick Bought it back in one
41:58
stroke, asked her, can I do the poke? Turned
42:00
around and smiled, then she nodded with a fucking
42:03
poke. She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead,
42:06
she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead. It goes
42:10
boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing. It
42:12
goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing. She's
42:16
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead,
42:20
she's a bobblehead. It goes boing, boing. She
42:28
got them lips like she suckin' kiss on it That
42:31
make me want it long term Do you like the lick
42:34
on it? Go through the torment I see Make it feel
42:36
like a minion Then you do it to a rhythm If a
42:39
nigga ever wanna look around for some good head
42:41
That's what she give them People respect her
42:43
when they see her They say, hey, not ho Cause
42:45
they know that it's something that you real good
42:48
for And she ain't picky about the spot If I say,
42:51
come, she go So I could be Smokin' and shittin'
42:54
when I push T -Flow I ain't know you could do
42:56
it like you do what you do it Constantly sweatin',
42:59
so let me give you some fluid But where you suck
43:03
it, just suck it with pride Open up wide and
43:05
stuff it in there like you really love it Don't
43:08
touch it if you won't taste it, I tell you that
43:10
you a tease And that'll be the last time that
43:13
you ever see me So team, if you hear some flurpin'
43:16
noises on side of bed Then you know what I done
43:19
came from, let the poor see She's a bobblehead
43:34
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me Excuse me I am
43:49
looking for a Bible If you is not a Bible then
43:52
please get off of my auto Old mobiles, old wheels,
43:55
do what you gon' do No deal, oh well, do what
43:59
you gon' do Shit, a Bible ain't bad, a Bible's
44:02
somethin' good A Bible make you hobble when you
44:05
walkin' through the hood A Bible make you tell
44:07
your niggas they misunderstood Cause everything
44:10
she do for you is also very good If you hit a
44:23
window, then it probably was perfect Oh, bobbly,
44:26
bobbly, when you're doing me properly And my
44:29
foot on the throttle, I be about to run off for
44:32
the road Oh, no, a bobble's not only for cars
44:35
A true bobble shines anywhere, she's a superstar
44:38
She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead She's
44:42
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead It goes boing,
44:46
boing, boing, boing, boing, boing It goes boing,
44:49
boing, boing, boing, boing, boing Oh, yeah! What
44:53
the hell? That was very strange. No one's ever
44:58
said this show's polished. Oh, yeah. Guess what?
45:14
The NFL's back. Mmm! Aren't you excited? Every
45:23
team has a chance. Besides the Browns. But we
45:29
all have a chance to win the Super Bowl. Why
45:32
am I saying we as if I'm playing? Oh, yeah. I
45:39
got the game in Australia. Oh, it's going to
45:42
be a good time. And supposedly... Christian McCaffrey's
45:48
wife said it's very hard to be a mom with him
45:51
when he's going across the country or the world.
45:55
Oh, poor you! Your life's so hard! And Aaron
46:02
Rodgers also talked about his backup quarterback's
46:04
DM controversy in college, which I'm sure he
46:08
loved him bringing it up. But Aaron's a douchebag!
46:19
We're doing it. Doing it live, I tell you. I
46:23
mean, it's just, the world's so much better off.
46:27
It's like the one thing we can agree on. It's
46:30
the NFL. Besides the nerds that love to say,
46:33
Spongebob, shut your ass. By the way, they would
46:37
probably approve of this. Mike Tomlin plays Minecraft.
46:41
I'm a big Minecrafter. I didn't know you were
46:44
a gamer either. Because my kids were. Got it.
46:47
And so how do I connect with them? How do I meet
46:51
them where they are and spend time with them?
46:53
I started playing Minecraft, man, when my kids
46:56
were young. I have a Minecraft city. I'm creative,
47:00
man, that I've been working on for like 12 years.
47:04
Still? 12 years. And the kids are long gone.
47:09
I bet that city's better than Pittsburgh. Do
47:11
they still play too? No, but when they come home,
47:14
they're like... Hey, Dad, put your city up, man.
47:16
Let me see what's up. Oh, my gosh. There you
47:19
go. Let's see what's going on on Instagram. You
47:23
can always call the show. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Kai
47:28
Sanai wants the lawsuit over alleged bodyguard
47:30
fight dismissed. Kai Sanai actually seems like
47:34
he just thinks his shit don't stink. Brandi Glanville
47:40
was ripping off parts of her face that had skin
47:43
irritation. That was gross. We'll get to Jim
47:46
Thornton in a second. Marshall University wiped
47:49
him as an alma mater. Ashley St. Clair rejects
47:55
Elon's non -disclosure agreement. We'll talk
47:57
about that in a bit. That Ole Miss fan said that
48:00
she's getting hit on in the DMs by guys. Oh,
48:03
poor you. I would love to have that in my DMs.
48:08
Actually, no. There's a new commercial with Adrian.
48:12
and Jeremy Piven from Entourage, and it's for
48:14
betting, and it's with Jake Paul. Spencer Pratt
48:20
made fun of Jimmy Kimmel for allegedly getting
48:22
canceled, and Wheel of Fortune went back to normal
48:25
without Jim Thornton. And Sandra Bullock said
48:30
she's really good friends with Keena Reeves,
48:32
and Blueface breaks up with Navea. Yeah, he's
48:35
a deadbeat loser! And we all know that. All right.
48:41
I want to save this Jim Thornton audio for...
48:44
I don't know. I just don't want to talk about
48:47
pedophilia right now. Give me a few minutes,
48:49
okay? Bella Danger told Aiden Ross that she talked
48:55
about her boyfriend. So pretty much how it's
48:57
going to work is it's like it is a dating show.
49:01
Like it's like flirting. Okay. Is that like something
49:06
you don't feel comfortable with? Okay. Why does
49:09
every porn stop? Talk like that. Um, I mean,
49:15
no, I mean, no, not really. James didn't tell
49:18
me. James knows I have a boyfriend. So I don't
49:21
know. Yeah, James knows I'm going to get. I would
49:26
be down to do this. I love when like a porn star
49:31
is like, I can't do that. Eight, five, six, 49
49:38
hobby. That's eight, five, six. 494 -6773. You
49:43
can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
49:46
email me, RyanHoppyRadio, with gmail .com. What
49:50
do we have here? Oh yeah, I saw this. And this
49:56
made me so infuriated. Women out there claim
50:00
they want equal rights, which they 100 % deserve.
50:05
They deserve equal pay, equal everything. But
50:09
women out there, listen to me. And listen to
50:12
me very carefully. If you have a hard time listening,
50:15
read the transcript. If you want equal rights,
50:21
if you get caught being a pedophile, you deserve
50:24
as much time as the men. Why don't I say this?
50:29
The former small town mayor, Misty Roberts, said,
50:34
hot blonde piece of ass. served only 90 days
50:40
for raping a teen at a pool party. All right.
50:45
I never want to hear women go, we don't have
50:48
it good. You don't have it amazing, but you get
50:53
away with crimes. Lindsay Clancy has a chance
50:57
to get off. It's out of control, but if a man
51:02
does it. Like, you know that man that got strapped
51:05
on the plane because he was going crazy? Imagine
51:08
if they did it to a woman. Shut up. Equal rights
51:14
means equal punishments. But no, Misty Roberts
51:19
had a traumatic childhood. Do you hear yourself,
51:23
you feminist? I think I'm more of a feminist
51:25
than you because I want equal rights. Ridiculous.
51:32
Hmm. This headline's fucked up. Reports say a
51:38
teenage girl was shot in the leg by a Jimmy John's
51:40
employee after her mom got into an argument at
51:43
the restaurant. Give me that day -old bread!
51:45
St. Louis Metropolitan Police say the 14 -year
51:47
-old girl was shot in the leg while she was inside
51:50
of a car. They say her mom had gotten into it
51:54
with, quote, several individuals associated with
51:56
the Jimmy John's. Oh, yeah, it's gotta be embarrassing
51:59
in a club! Shh! When your mom's acting up. Before
52:04
the shot was fired. All right, well, hopefully
52:07
the kid's okay. I hope I never get shot at. I
52:11
would kind of prefer that. I'm kind of a pussy.
52:14
When it comes to pain. What's going on with this
52:17
thug right here? Again. This became such a racial
52:22
issue. It's absolutely. positively infuriating
52:26
carmelo anthony is a bad guy both of them the
52:30
one that's a murderer and the one that cheated
52:32
on lala with the stripper and we're talking about
52:37
the worst one Court documents Carmelo Anthony
52:40
expressed his hatred for black women and gay
52:43
people in text messages that... I don't understand
52:45
why you care what someone else does with their
52:47
body. Maybe they're saying Carmelo Anthony wants
52:52
penis. I don't know. Why would you care what
52:55
others do? Oh, that's right. Your dirty, rotten
52:58
parents passed it down. Prosecutors didn't present
53:02
at trial. Carmelo's alleged prejudice messages
53:04
were included in new court documents first. Oh,
53:07
yeah, but he's such an angel. Self -defense by
53:11
stabbing a guy over and over. Oh, yeah. A true
53:15
scholar. Subtained by the Daily Mail. Writing
53:18
to one friend that he despises black. He goes
53:23
on to say all that wig glue getting to their
53:26
brain. All that wig glue get into their brain.
53:31
You can probably use a bit of it to help out
53:33
your brain, dummy. Pads, they need to go die.
53:40
Ah, that's delightful. See, he's wanting people
53:43
to die and then he literally murders somebody.
53:48
Sociopath. The parents had spoiled you. He never
53:53
had a chance. He was in school during COVID.
53:56
In a different set of text messages from 2021,
53:59
when Carmelo was either 13 or 14 years old, he
54:03
told a friend he supports Donald Trump instead
54:05
of Joe Biden. Well, I mean, that was kind of
54:07
an easy thing at the moment because Biden wasn't
54:09
great. But now looking back, we treated Biden
54:12
badly. Because Trump doesn't like gay people
54:16
and neither does he. Oh, man. Carmelo, it's okay,
54:20
dude. Now you have 30 years to figure out that
54:23
you're probably gay. And you're in the perfect
54:27
spot. I know in his prison. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy.
54:34
I'll tell you 5 -6. 5 -6 -7 -7 -3. Alright, what
54:39
do we got here? Oh, Don Lemon's creating his
54:43
own news channel. Yay. I'm sure that's not going
54:45
to be propaganda. As a man, what I'd like you
54:48
to do is just accept that you're going to have
54:50
to be the initiator. Oh, yeah. It's so tiring
54:53
being an initiator because then you feel like
54:54
you're begging a woman to share a vagina. It
54:58
gets a little tiring. Is there anything you can
55:02
do? Well, there's two things. First is to make
55:05
sure that she understands how awesome you feel
55:07
when she does initiate or two, accept the reality.
55:10
The biological difference and recognize that
55:12
just because she doesn't initiate doesn't mean
55:14
that she doesn't love you or that she's not attracted
55:17
to you or that she can't get there once you put.
55:19
Oh, yeah. You got to flick the top of the clip
55:22
to get there. I don't know what it would be for
55:27
guys. So figure that out. That idea in her head.
55:32
My idea. We all know. That blue face is the absolute
55:43
worst. He did a live stream about his breakup.
55:46
A real class act. A real Casanova. Father of
55:53
the year. I can't stand deadbeat dads. You make
55:58
all men look bad. By being a loser. You make
56:04
all men look horrible. Oh, don't you ever. Oh,
56:09
but you're such the man hanging out with thots.
56:13
Frickin' loser. Here's his live stream about
56:16
the breakup from Nivea, which I think they'll
56:18
be back together because they just bought a house.
56:20
I haven't done anything just because of my past,
56:23
you know? It's not about your past. It's about
56:27
the way that I lie. It's him on speakerphone,
56:29
like some room. It's not about the way that you
56:33
lie. I hate how he talks. You're stupid! I'm
56:40
telling you exactly what it's about. You're just
56:42
not perceiving it. You're not listening to it.
56:44
Yeah. I'm a sociopath. Yes. You can stay as long
56:54
as you need to get your stuff together. But yes,
56:56
this is no longer a thing. A good guy. There
57:02
you go. Isn't he just delightful? Alexa. Oh,
57:07
no, she's resetting. Of course, I was going to
57:09
ask her something. Hey, Alexa! She's resetting.
57:14
I'll ask her in a second. Jack Doherty supposedly
57:16
choked his girlfriend. He's another Gen Z douche.
57:19
How many of these kids are messed up because
57:21
of COVID? I know you can't keep using it as an
57:22
excuse, but they, like, lost out on their challenge.
57:26
All for a weapon that was made in China. Thanks,
57:29
China! Appreciate it! 856. 49 Hoppy. Here's Navea
57:38
getting into an argument with her mom. That's
57:44
you. You living off the government. Five signs
57:57
that you are ready for a relationship. I don't
58:00
know, you're locked and loaded. Even if you don't
58:03
see it yourself, these are signs that you are
58:05
ready for an amazing woman to walk into your
58:08
life. Oh yeah! You see your value. You know what
58:12
you bring to the table, which is why you set
58:14
a high standard for yourself. Others are very
58:17
complimentary of you. They talk about how impressive
58:19
you are. They notice the work you've been doing.
58:22
Oh, yeah, nothing's better than when your homies
58:25
in the club are talking you up without, like,
58:28
forcing it to the girl. And then they report
58:30
back. Oh, yeah, that's what she said about you.
58:33
You even have to break up when you hear that
58:35
you were the best. You're like, I want to pound
58:38
Tom. Of course I was the best. I was grateful.
58:43
I have those boobs in my face. You know what
58:46
I mean? on yourself and they even say things
58:51
like i can't believe you're still single you
58:53
all right there you go what's going on here girl
58:56
keeps looking at you as a woman i love this intense
58:59
i can tell you that look is not an accident i
59:05
don't know if i've ever gotten i think i get
59:06
looks like she's is that that guy from the radio
59:08
or is he another fucking tall first i am that
59:12
tall first look is curiosity the second look
59:16
is interest The third look is her wondering why
59:19
you haven't approached yet. Yeah, maybe in 2018,
59:23
but these girls do not want to be approached.
59:25
Is that in their little Gen Z stare? Ask a woman
59:28
what her body count is before committing to her.
59:31
Yeah, I don't think that's going to go over well.
59:33
I like the idea. I think it's appropriate to
59:36
ask on the first date. Man, this woman is trying
59:39
to sabotage us. Here's a woman. This is the best
59:46
thing I ever saw. This is a woman doing a gender
59:49
reveal party and she takes an abortion pill.
59:58
She's getting a coke to drink the pill. No gender?
1:00:24
No gender! Honestly, as sad as it is that that
1:00:27
kid ain't going to get born, look at who his
1:00:29
mom would have been. One thing about me, I don't
1:00:30
like to be told what to do. Never have. Never
1:00:32
will. Sorry. Don't care who you are. Don't tell
1:00:34
me. All right, bitch. Bye. See you later! Her
1:00:37
name's Kentucky Girl. That's your white trash!
1:00:42
Angela White talks about porn. What if you're,
1:00:44
like, let's say you have a date or a scene. and
1:00:50
physically it's like, what are you doing to prepare?
1:00:53
Do you take special showers or eat a certain
1:00:59
way? How are you going to optimize your physical
1:01:03
performance? It depends on the type of scene.
1:01:06
If it's just a regular girl -girl scene or boy
1:01:10
-girl scene, then I'm waking up, I'm showering
1:01:13
in the morning, I'm making sure everything's
1:01:16
clean. Making sure I don't stink! I mean, you
1:01:22
kind of prepare for a regular scene as if you're
1:01:24
going on a date. Oh, yeah, you want to smell
1:01:26
you. I like a little bit of that woman's stank,
1:01:31
the pheromones. Shower, you wash your hair, you
1:01:35
wash your face, you moisturize your whole body.
1:01:38
Oh, God, you're going to be hard. Yeah, you just
1:01:41
kind of... Right, there you go. I'm going to
1:01:44
watch it later on. Here is two women laying in
1:01:47
bed with Blueface while his kids are home. No,
1:01:49
but for real, like, I mean, like, honestly, like,
1:01:51
honestly. Like, do you want, like, what? This
1:01:55
is what you want, Blueface? Like, none of you
1:01:57
ain't perfect, but these women are trash! Do
1:02:00
you want to fall in love, or are you just good
1:02:01
at being a bachelor? Ah, because I'm a fat, and
1:02:05
I want a kid! I don't know, I'll be trying. Yikes.
1:02:11
It doesn't always work out. DJ Academic says
1:02:20
that his interview with Lil Dorks being used
1:02:22
in court. Yeah, that's the problem when these
1:02:25
gangster rappers speak up. They get themselves
1:02:28
in trouble. Watch what you say. Here's an episode
1:02:33
of Seinfeld where Kramer has a ring light and
1:02:35
he's trying to be an influencer and he's going
1:02:40
live on Instagram. Eat it. Eat it for the followers.
1:02:44
Now give me a reaction. Give me a foodie face.
1:02:47
What is this? Why are we doing this? I don't
1:02:50
want to be a foodie, Kramer. It's the algorithm,
1:02:53
George. The algorithm demands the cheese pull.
1:02:55
Now... South Park is changing its name this year
1:03:00
to South America. I love that. We'll shout at
1:03:02
Trump. 856 -49 -HAPPY. The Menendez brothers
1:03:08
have a... Trial to possibly be released in 2027.
1:03:17
Here's a bell of danger saying 400 ,000 a month
1:03:19
is not that much in OnlyFans. What's the most
1:03:21
you've made in a month on OnlyFans? Not that
1:03:27
much. I would say like 400K. Okay. Not that much.
1:03:31
All right. You know, she's bougie. Copy hour.
1:03:36
Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will
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be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
1:03:54
Whatever. we also need to be affectionate and
1:04:02
you can see that with barack and michelle as
1:04:05
well they do a lot of touching kissing even fisting
1:04:09
and we'll call it a day the semen was so big
1:04:15
it's not lacking any meat and that's what real
1:04:18
women need Stop cussing. It looks like you went
1:04:24
and got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever
1:04:27
the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, in
1:04:29
a whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
1:04:32
love to be getting railed, but... As a reminder,
1:04:36
if you don't feel like listening to this next
1:04:38
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
1:04:40
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
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right here. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will
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be right back. I'd rather roll through in a new
1:05:13
coupe with chicks that get 200 to do shoot. Why
1:05:17
we listen to smooth grooves? Dude, I tried to,
1:05:20
told you I'm hot like magma Keep a mirror, I'm
1:05:23
stashed up in the Dodge Magnum Near the stash
1:05:25
of the Magnums Never know which one I'ma use
1:05:28
Right there, I got a couple people confused Cause
1:05:30
I never lose, and I never snooze Pop shit, and
1:05:34
I pop this shit to knock you out of your shoes
1:05:36
I shut down crews, and rock Taylor Mays suits
1:05:39
And Louis shoes, it's hard to do what I do Stunning
1:05:42
like Evel Knievel, keep a watch face, see through
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I do this for myself my mom said i was a walking
1:05:49
felony cause i kept 16s in the closet like kelly
1:06:16
I'm not a mad rapper, I'm a disgruntled MC And
1:06:19
I teach you dudes bout tusslin' with me Truth
1:06:22
is, I hate these marks I should pull this jammy
1:06:25
and spark And leave these rappers handicapped
1:06:27
park And when you see your boy out, bow down
1:06:29
or kiss the ring With a crew about myself, I
1:06:32
ain't worried about a thing This is Shaq City,
1:06:34
man, where the f*** you from? And your chick
1:06:37
can't go up, she ain't gobbling My partner Supreme
1:06:40
told me, flows hard on these monkeys I hit pro
1:06:42
gyms and told him, make my ring We'll be right
1:06:51
back. This ain't the young and restless, you
1:07:27
can say the drama Life support a boy, put your
1:07:29
life on pause like a comma When you cuttin' corners,
1:07:32
then you stackin' money Music ain't turnin' comedians,
1:07:35
man, they get to actin' funny I know the MCs,
1:07:38
the real MCs Jamos ain't grew, man, them ***
1:07:41
was shoppin' with me You a broke pop machine,
1:07:46
if you outta order I'ma come and get you, don't
1:07:50
make me cut you We hit you up the shelves like
1:07:52
a snail or a armadillo Watch the blue lights
1:07:55
with the blue film Slice it, slice it up, make
1:07:57
him look like he got gills This ain't artificial,
1:08:01
made of sh** We'll throw him in Lake Michigan
1:08:03
and hope the n***a can swim And if he can't,
1:08:06
I guess he won't live Give him names, get your
1:08:09
w*** changed, he ain't hate a beat Let's go.
1:08:13
Let's go. Let's go. All right, that's getting
1:08:40
annoying. All righty, let's see what we have.
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All right, here with this button that we're going
1:08:47
to press right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ
1:08:49
Love Cheese from the world -famous Man Cow Show,
1:08:52
and you're listening to my good pal and radio
1:08:55
legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank
1:08:58
you. I love when people add the radio legend
1:09:00
part. It boosts my ego. The show you secretly
1:09:03
listen to, and that includes you, Mike Colta.
1:09:07
Stocking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy
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Hour. In your heart, you know you like talking.
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Now for something completely different. Door
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show on the planet. Even the other stations are
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It's Hoppy. Get it right. Let's dance right now.
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Pop, pop, shoo -wop in the tower. Silly jokes,
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the last will shower. I got it. Hoppy Hour is
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friends and let's all swing. It's the theme of
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radio. Well, not all of you. Just the ones that
1:12:13
are around here. Hoppy, get it right. Catch the
1:12:37
wave and ride the bunch. Oh, yeah. You know my
1:12:40
neighbors think I'm a psychopath. We're going.
1:12:43
Over and over. Everyone. Happy hour. We're never
1:12:46
done. Ryan. I mean, I got kicked out the office.
1:12:49
Number one. Some of these people hear me go.
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Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Rogers.
1:13:10
Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! What's going on with TMZ?
1:13:18
Today on TMZ. Okay. Okay, so Jim Thornton, the
1:13:22
announcer on... Oh, yeah! He's in a lot of trouble.
1:13:26
Wheel of Fortune. He doesn't look like a pedophile.
1:13:28
Look at him now. Doesn't he? A loser! Has been
1:13:32
suspended. We now have screen grabs of the chat
1:13:37
room he was in when he was on that airplane.
1:13:39
The conversation included things like there were
1:13:41
a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl.
1:13:44
Another message referred to CP, and it was...
1:13:48
Frickin' creep! feeling that that was talking
1:13:50
about child porn right as a delightful guy right
1:13:57
now he's still employed but i don't know how
1:13:59
much longer that's gonna last yeah not anymore
1:14:01
by the time this was released we got mr beast
1:14:04
out the fans are so excited oh yeah he's got
1:14:07
a huge fan base i wonder if all those people
1:14:10
are only out there just to see if he'll give
1:14:12
them like a thousand dollars or something please
1:14:15
Oh, yeah, all the time. You have to do strange
1:14:18
things for the money. He locked two people in
1:14:20
a bunker. The first one to give up loses the
1:14:23
money. Wait a minute, I like that one. The way
1:14:27
he makes people compete is pretty twisted, Harvey.
1:14:30
Okay, talk to me. Oh, Jason. A feud ended in
1:14:36
Chicago. Kanye West and Big Sean reunited on
1:14:39
stage. Oh, yeah! Hell froze over. It's a huge
1:14:45
show. It's packed. Well, it is his hometown.
1:14:48
Yes, but he is a fringe Nazi artist. People separate
1:14:50
the art. All right, well, you're all kind of
1:14:53
forgiving him for being an anti -Semitic dork.
1:14:56
He's mentally ill. He is a man who has lost his
1:15:02
mind. Yeah, it's Elon. He's a fascist. Elon is
1:15:09
a nuke. Loser! Bombshell headlines from a new
1:15:20
four -hour Elon Musk documentary. Oh, God. Four
1:15:23
fucking hours. You can do it in 80 minutes. They
1:15:25
are surfacing before it even hits theaters. Woo!
1:15:28
Can't wait! Let me pay 30 bucks for snacks to
1:15:35
watch this! including a shocking claim from his
1:15:38
first wife. An Oscar -winning filmmaker Alex
1:15:42
Gibney's documentary Musk, Justine Musk, who
1:15:45
was married to Elon from 2000 to 2008 and shares
1:15:52
six children with him, opens up about their marriage.
1:15:56
The documentary particularly delves into Elon.
1:16:05
about him pronatalist views with the 55 year
1:16:10
olds having publicly warned about declining birth
1:16:12
rates while yeah i mean maybe maybe this planet
1:16:15
doesn't need to exist you know what i mean because
1:16:18
uh we don't need 13 of his kids out there fatherless
1:16:22
kids because he's a deadbeat loser fathering
1:16:27
14 known children Shut up. Shut your ass. You're
1:16:37
stupid. You think Trump cares about you. He doesn't.
1:16:44
It's out of control. It's out of hand. All right.
1:16:55
So I was waiting to see if I wanted to talk about
1:16:58
this woman. So Elon Musk's ex. Ashley St. Clair
1:17:06
rejected an NDA so that she could talk about
1:17:12
him in the future. Here's the thing. I think
1:17:16
this woman is a complete and utter embarrassment
1:17:20
to women. Because you only married him to have
1:17:26
a kid. You knew what you were having sex with.
1:17:29
You knew he was going to be a deadbeat dad. And
1:17:32
it seems like you care more about the clout than
1:17:34
being a mom. You're always owned about because
1:17:38
Musk is publicly denied offering the NDA, but
1:17:42
we all know he wants her to shut up. So on one
1:17:47
hand, I find her to be a clout chasing, annoying
1:17:50
woman. But on the other hand, I find her to be
1:17:54
brilliant and smart because she can make money
1:17:57
and trash his name. But this is where it's funny.
1:18:01
Here's where I am in the middle. Don't ever say,
1:18:05
why do people call me Elon's ex? I want to be
1:18:08
my own brand. I love when ex -girlfriends claim
1:18:12
they don't need the man. Oh, I doubt. And then
1:18:17
what do they do? They talk about the mad because
1:18:20
they got nothing else. Ashley St. Clair is a
1:18:26
conservative version of Kayla Nicole if she would
1:18:29
have had a kid with Travis. That's all you have.
1:18:33
No one really cares about your opinion. So there
1:18:36
you go. You're flawless. You are truly flawless.
1:18:41
What is the secret to looking so amazing? I don't
1:18:45
know. Salma Hayek's secret? Maybe it's skinny
1:18:49
dipping at 60. Oh yeah! She was naked from the
1:18:54
back. Oh yeah, I would paint a Picasso all over
1:18:59
that back. Really try to discover who you are.
1:19:04
God, that accent's making me erect. Don't try
1:19:07
to blend. The Oscar nominee ringing in the big
1:19:11
6 -0. Gosh, she's got an incredible rack. These
1:19:14
sexy snaps on Instagram. Completely naked, going
1:19:17
for a swim in the sea. There you go. You gotta
1:19:20
look it up, man. I would demolish her. Lori Loughlin
1:19:27
has officially filed for divorce. Nearly one
1:19:30
year after news broke that the Full House alum
1:19:32
and her husband of 27 years, Mossimo Giannulli,
1:19:35
were going their separate ways. Oh, yeah! You
1:19:38
know, for the year, they were trying to figure
1:19:40
it out. Trying to keep the sex going, but it
1:19:43
just was not meant to be. They both just seem
1:19:48
like insufferable douchebags. Lori filed paperwork
1:19:52
in the Los Angeles Superior Court on September
1:19:54
4th, according to documents viewed by E! News.
1:19:57
In the documents, the couple's separation date
1:19:59
is listed as August 31st. This is sad news. Emma
1:20:07
Hemingwillis is revealing the constant state
1:20:10
of grief she feels daily as she and her family
1:20:13
deal with the reality of husband Bruce Willis'
1:20:15
frontal temporal dementia, spreading awareness
1:20:18
about the condition and giving insight into what
1:20:20
she calls a masterclass in pure love she sees
1:20:24
daily. In an interview with Hello! published
1:20:26
September 7, Emma says the disease has been extremely
1:20:29
difficult and painful, explaining that FTD steals
1:20:32
things from you very slowly, adding that the
1:20:35
reality is that you find yourself constantly
1:20:37
in a state of grief. Yeah, he's still there,
1:20:40
but he's not really there. Mm -hmm. All right.
1:20:44
It is time for Aged Out News. Right now. Ron
1:20:52
Hoppy on the air. Yeah, we back in this. Turn
1:20:57
it up in your car. In your cubicle. Wherever
1:21:01
you at. We got another one to talk about. Same
1:21:11
pose, filter on thick like them fake friends'
1:21:13
clothes Capture so deep it don't say one thing
1:21:16
But the brand deal link always stay front page
1:21:19
She rehearse that laugh that I'm just like you
1:21:22
In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous view Wants
1:21:25
a mic, wants the merch, wants the podcast chance
1:21:27
Say a whole lot of words, but there's nothing
1:21:29
really there Alex Kerr is a wannabe, call her
1:21:32
daddy Wannabe, wannabe Tryna copy every topic,
1:21:37
everybody But it's hollow in the center You forget
1:21:45
about the dinner Alex Pearl is a wannabe, that's
1:21:48
tragic Same script, same lines, all plastic Happy
1:21:52
hour, call it out, that's a habit We allergic
1:21:55
to the fake Yeah, we got a habit Storytime hit,
1:22:00
but it's all prepped tears Got a heartbreak arc
1:22:03
every couple of years New boy, same plot, cue
1:22:06
the ring light Like we ain't seen this rerun
1:22:08
four seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm
1:22:11
a hot mess queen But the hair never moves, teeth
1:22:14
way too clean Every word, sound clip from a promo
1:22:17
sheet Whole life, one long, sponsor me and greet
1:22:20
Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her daddy Wanna
1:22:24
be, wanna be, wanna be Tryna copy every topic,
1:22:28
every baddie Come on, I'll talk, I'll glock But
1:22:32
it's hollow in the center, scroll once, scroll
1:22:34
twice You forget about a dinner. Alex Earl is
1:22:37
a wannabe. That's tragic. Same script, same lines,
1:22:41
all plastic. Hoppy, yeah, we'll call it out.
1:22:44
That's the habit. We allergic to the fake. 856.
1:22:48
Yeah, we got it. 49, Hoppy! Ryan, Ryan. It's
1:22:52
856 -494 -6773. So, turn the time. You can tweet
1:22:56
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. That's the packet. And
1:23:00
always email me. at gmail .com. Oh, yeah! I got
1:23:17
it. Whatever. Woo! Woo! That's tragic. Alex Earl
1:23:34
is really a wannabe. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy hot
1:23:38
topic! Doesn't mean she's not hot. Mm -hmm. I
1:23:43
definitely feel betrayed by Alex Cooper. Alex
1:23:46
Earl. Here's the thing. I've been betrayed before
1:23:49
by people like Mike Helton, Roeve, and Ian Beckles,
1:23:54
all these local guys. But the thing is this.
1:23:57
At some point, you got to move on. You got to
1:24:01
stop being a victim. Poor you. You come from
1:24:05
daddy's money. You'll be fine. While finally
1:24:09
speaking out about what really happened between
1:24:11
her and Alex Cooper. Remember that SNL skit where
1:24:14
the joke was they don't even know what they're
1:24:16
arguing about? I really want to hear if Alex
1:24:19
says what it was about to Alex Earl. Or if this
1:24:23
is a nothing burger. The longtime feud rumors
1:24:26
were confirmed when Cooper posted this TikTok
1:24:28
video back in April. Alex Earl. Man, Alex Cooper.
1:24:33
She's funny, but when I heard she had ghost runners,
1:24:35
I was like, God, you're so unfunny. Hey, girl.
1:24:41
The passive aggressive. Oh, and I love how Alex
1:24:45
Cooper's not passive aggressive. Your whole existence
1:24:49
is, honey. Reposts and the likes and the commenting
1:24:52
on things. I got to call you out here. You're
1:24:58
going to need to get specific. Can you imagine
1:25:01
these two cackling hens? Shut up! And just say
1:25:05
what you got to say about me. I feel like I'm
1:25:09
being baited into saying some things. I don't
1:25:12
even think either of these women know what they're
1:25:14
mad about. I think it's just that thing where
1:25:17
women love to bring down women. Women claim that
1:25:21
men bring down women. No! You look at the WNBA
1:25:24
and you look at these two cackling morons. Women
1:25:27
bring down women and not in a fun way. So then
1:25:32
I'm like, what do you have up your sleeve that
1:25:34
you're trying to trick me with? At the time,
1:25:37
Earl commented on Cooper's video writing, okay,
1:25:40
on it. I love how they keep saying that Alex
1:25:42
Earl is going to respond, but she might be too
1:25:44
stupid to know what she did. but she didn't end
1:25:47
up speaking on the issue until now. I stayed
1:25:49
quiet for so long because I am scared of Alex
1:25:53
Cooper. Why? Don't be scared of her. That is
1:25:57
such a beta thing to admit. Maybe you're scared
1:26:01
of her because she has more talent than you.
1:26:03
she claims really went down saying it all stemmed
1:26:06
from earl going on call her daddy back in september
1:26:08
2023 just one month after earl signed with cooper's
1:26:12
the unwell network here's the problem as annoying
1:26:14
as alex earl is she's a superstar and as annoying
1:26:18
as alex cooper is she's a superstar and you can't
1:26:22
have two superstars getting along especially
1:26:26
when the network is called unwell and eventually
1:26:29
launched her Hot Mess podcast with them. Are
1:26:32
you nervous? I'm a little nervous, but honestly,
1:26:35
filming this has made me feel a little bit better.
1:26:38
God, women are so fake at times. And then two
1:26:40
months later, they don't get along. I feel like
1:26:42
I'm getting... It's them doing a podcast on the
1:26:44
beach. How frickin' innovative! Mm -hmm. Oh yeah,
1:26:50
real riveting! To learn from the best. We're
1:26:53
filming... Bunch of ass kissing. Her podcast
1:26:55
and she's having us drink before and then asking
1:26:58
me really sexual questions. Oh, wow. You're on
1:27:01
a sexual podcast. That would have been like if
1:27:05
I would have gone on Rover or Kelta show and
1:27:06
been mad that they want to talk about me hooking
1:27:08
up with a girl. That's what you're signing up
1:27:10
for. You're not a victim. No wonder no one cares
1:27:14
about your podcast. You're boring. At least Alex
1:27:16
Cooper is honest. I wasn't comfortable with,
1:27:19
but then I'm also answering because I'm drunk.
1:27:21
What is... Do you want to be a victim your whole
1:27:25
life, Alex Earl? It's your total body count.
1:27:29
Oh, yeah. See, this is interesting radio, interesting
1:27:32
podcasting. This is why Alex Cooper is the big,
1:27:35
I almost said big dog, but whatever. Dogs can
1:27:38
be gross. She's a big dog, and you're nothing.
1:27:41
Your stepmother's a prostitute. She's someone
1:27:45
I looked up to. She's someone I idolized. Poor
1:27:47
Alex. Everybody's heard the rumors that you're
1:27:54
a mean girl. So you're not innocent. So that's
1:27:58
what it was. Oh, I had to talk about sex. Have
1:28:01
you heard Call Her Daddy, Alex Earl? She wasn't
1:28:04
exactly talking about the best makeup products.
1:28:07
Mm -hmm. Oh, I'm so innocent. Shut up. You're
1:28:11
annoying. Here's Jon Stewart talking about 9
1:28:16
-11 air quality. Only on this show can you go
1:28:18
from Alex Earl to air quality. we put it up there
1:28:21
i'm gonna walk in the user agreements okay um
1:28:29
first of all thank you to the mayor to his uh
1:28:32
uh to his office for for getting this done oh
1:28:35
whatever he's not really funny anymore In Consumer
1:28:42
Watch, the TSA is launching a new program that
1:28:44
allows some people without a plane ticket to
1:28:46
go through airport security. It's weird, like,
1:28:49
there are some people that, like, if you go to,
1:28:51
like, the Tampa airport, everyone's friendly.
1:28:55
But if you go to, like, I don't know, O 'Hare,
1:28:58
they're just so douchey. They weren't exactly
1:29:01
friendly in Minneapolis, neither. It's called
1:29:04
Gateside by TSA Pre -Check. Ah, so they're doing
1:29:08
that. I got to fly in Christmas to go home to
1:29:10
Chicago. Speaking of this creep. We do want to
1:29:15
switch gears now. Jerry Sandusky, accused child
1:29:19
abuser, was in. I remember that story. God, that's
1:29:23
so gross. And then Joe Paterno died like eight
1:29:26
weeks later. He's like, bye. See you later, helligators.
1:29:30
Burn in hell, bitch. Even though hell's not real.
1:29:32
Court today, but redacted, took back with Drew
1:29:37
his request for a new trial. Yeah, he's like,
1:29:40
this is a waste of time. I'm just going to die
1:29:42
in here. Alexa, how many years did Jerry Sandusky
1:29:46
get in prison? Jerry Sandusky was sentenced to
1:29:51
a minimum of 30 years and a maximum of 60 years
1:29:54
in prison. Alexa, how old is Jerry Sandusky?
1:30:00
Jerry Sandusky is 82 years old. He ain't getting
1:30:03
out. He might get out at 100 if he lives with
1:30:05
that. I felt bad for that Baltimore Ravens announcer,
1:30:08
G -E -R -R -Y, Jerry Sandusky. I'm sorry, bud.
1:30:14
All right. It's time for Jimmy Kimmel News. You
1:30:30
on TV with the fake grin Same old suit, same
1:30:34
old spin Talk slick like you run the room But
1:30:37
the joke lands hard when you walk in You want
1:30:40
laughs, I want truth You sell punchlines, I sell
1:30:43
proof Tick -tock, lil' heat All that nard, still
1:30:48
weak You clap for yourself, that's sad Try to
1:30:53
look cool, still bad I hear your name, I just
1:30:56
smirk Whole vibe flimsy, whole act weird Step
1:31:01
up, step up, say it with your chest Act tough,
1:31:06
act tough, but you're never best to test Jimmy
1:31:10
Kimmel, douchebag Say it loud, let it drag Jimmy
1:31:17
Kimmel, douchebag All right, now, 856 -49 -HAPPY.
1:31:32
No! Happy Hot Topic! Sounds like Jimmy Kimmel
1:31:38
isn't going anywhere. Yes, in a report last night
1:31:41
from TMZ, and they kind of redacted it a little
1:31:43
bit, was that Jimmy Kimmel was going to be leaving
1:31:46
ABC after 24 years. Here's the thing. I think
1:31:51
it's kind of similar to when everybody said last
1:31:54
summer that Howard Stern was going to get canceled
1:31:55
and then didn't. And it happens every summer
1:31:58
when there's nothing going on. All these people
1:32:00
that can't defend themselves are told these things,
1:32:03
even though I believe Jimmy Kimmel is currently
1:32:04
on TV with like new episodes. Here's what I'm
1:32:07
saying. I do think that Jimmy Kimmel will be
1:32:10
canceled, but they probably want to do it on
1:32:12
their terms because they're paying them way too
1:32:16
much money for average results. I mean, his ratings
1:32:19
are back to where they were before the FCC screwed
1:32:22
with him. And what's sad about it is I grew up
1:32:25
worshiping Jimmy Kimmel, not even in the Man
1:32:27
Show era. I thought that was cringe. Early between
1:32:30
like... 2003 to like 2016, Jimmy Kimmel Live
1:32:35
was the best talk show ever. It was like a Jan
1:32:38
X Letterman in the 80s before Letterman became
1:32:40
insufferable. The problem was once Trump got
1:32:43
elected, that was all he talked about. It's like,
1:32:46
shut up. ABC, the network that broadcasts Jimmy's
1:32:49
late night talk show. Man, late night TV is just
1:32:53
so dead. Like there's this time, it's weird.
1:32:55
I'll be laying around the house at like 11 o
1:32:58
'clock at night, trying to get sleepy. And I'll
1:33:00
be like, what's there to watch? And I'll go on
1:33:02
YouTube TV and I'll see they're on. And I'm like,
1:33:04
man. in 2011 i would have watched it but not
1:33:07
now responding to reports that surfaced september
1:33:11
8th which claimed that jimmy kimmel live would
1:33:14
be coming to an end in may of 2027 after 24 years
1:33:17
on the air an abc entertainment spokesperson
1:33:20
telling e -news the same day this information
1:33:24
is inaccurate any reports about the future of
1:33:27
the show at this point are purely speculative
1:33:29
that's the thing if it was not true They would
1:33:32
have said not true. But when you say speculative,
1:33:35
that means it's probably going to happen. We're
1:33:38
just not doing it right now because we want to
1:33:39
be the one to break the news, to let Jimmy cry
1:33:41
on TV like a little bitch. That's what that is.
1:33:46
E -news has also reached out. Oh, E -news reached
1:33:49
out for comment. And of course, didn't hear back.
1:33:52
To a representative for Jimmy Kimmel, but has
1:33:54
yet to hear back. I never understand why the
1:33:56
news includes that. It makes it look like you
1:33:59
can't do your job. That's kind of what it makes
1:34:04
you look like. It doesn't make you look good
1:34:06
in the club. Not at all. It's kind of a bad look.
1:34:09
The Emmy winner's most recent contract, which
1:34:11
was signed in 2022, extended his run until at
1:34:14
least 2027. Yeah, till 2027. They might give
1:34:19
him one more year. So maybe at the end of the
1:34:22
year, they'll be like, oh, we're going to do
1:34:23
the goodbye tour. He is going off air at some
1:34:26
point. But he has made it previously known that
1:34:28
he has considered retiring before. So then he's
1:34:33
going to say, I need to think about it. And then
1:34:36
November be like, oh, my kid's growing up. That's
1:34:39
what's going to go on. During the 2023 - Because
1:34:41
a narcissist like him is going to want a goodbye
1:34:42
tour. Riders Guild Strike. Telling the Strike
1:34:45
Force 5 podcast that same year. I do a podcast.
1:34:49
As you know, I was very intent on retiring right
1:34:52
around the time where the strike started. And
1:34:54
now I realize, oh yeah, it's kind of nice to
1:34:56
work. I have to be around my annoying wife all
1:34:59
day being Molly who made me not funny. And during
1:35:05
an August appearance on the armchair expert podcast,
1:35:10
Jimmy's wife and co -head writer for his talk
1:35:14
show, Molly McNierney, spoke about the possibility
1:35:17
of Jimmy stepping back. I feel like Jimmy has
1:35:25
like a fly rod in one hand and like a torch in
1:35:28
the other, right? You're the torch in our relationship,
1:35:32
honey. All right, let's talk about Lindsey Clancy,
1:35:38
an annoying broad. And this one is actually involving
1:35:41
Lindsey Clancy. Lindsey Clancy's attorney, Kevin
1:35:43
Reddington, has made a rather interesting request
1:35:45
for his client, asking President Trump for a
1:35:48
pardon. Now, he made the statement a little bit
1:35:50
earlier today on ABC's Good Morning America interview
1:35:52
on the trial. That's kind of a smart move. And
1:35:55
then Trump's like, maybe I could bang her. Resulted
1:35:58
in, we have to keep in mind here. This case resulted
1:36:01
in a mistrial last week. Because of this stupid
1:36:04
jury! Yes, why? Problem is, is that Lindsey Clancy,
1:36:10
she's being charged with a state crime and a
1:36:12
presidential pardon only covers federal crimes.
1:36:15
What a dumb liar! But then again, Trump does
1:36:21
break the rules. The request for this pardon
1:36:24
is not necessarily going... Get to the point!
1:36:29
Kind of a moot point, at least. I would agree.
1:36:32
I love all these women defending her. She would
1:36:34
murder your kid too. She's a sociopathic pig.
1:36:39
Here's Harvey Levin. Nancy could still become
1:36:42
a free woman and sooner. Man, seeing all these
1:36:46
women crying on social media over her. When a
1:36:49
man does it like Chris Benoit, whatever. Even
1:36:52
though he took his life. But it's just so funny
1:36:55
seeing women defend women. You're bringing yourself
1:36:58
down. Rather than later. And here's why. Why?
1:37:04
Jurors in the case, some of them have now spoken
1:37:07
that this holdout juror was just a contrarian
1:37:11
douchebag. She obviously did it. Saying that
1:37:16
he believed there was reasonable doubt in the
1:37:19
prosecution's case, but still felt that he wanted
1:37:24
to rule for prosecutors. And he... I don't like
1:37:28
being around contrarians. They're just tiring.
1:37:30
I bet that guy thinks we didn't go to the freaking
1:37:32
moon. Just an insufferable dumbass. Find her
1:37:35
guilty of murder, even though we found reasonable
1:37:38
doubt. Man, the judicial system in this country
1:37:44
sucks. By finding reasonable doubt, the defense
1:37:49
should have won. And it should have been a unanimous
1:37:52
verdict. If these jurors are telling the truth
1:37:54
about this, hold out. Now, there is a principle
1:37:56
in the law. This is going to sound a little fancy
1:37:59
schmancy, but it's called manifest necessity.
1:38:03
And what that means is this, that a judge, when
1:38:08
looking at a jury that is divided, the judge
1:38:12
has to do everything possible. to make sure that
1:38:15
the jury can reach some sort of unanimity. Yeah,
1:38:19
you know that guy behind the scenes, they all
1:38:22
wanted to punch him. That there has to be almost
1:38:28
a manifest necessity that it's impossible to
1:38:31
do. Yeah, this is just impossible. When a man
1:38:36
does it. That is called a double standard. You
1:38:40
want equal rights, women? There you go. And Lindsay
1:38:44
Clancy's ex -husband is getting death threats
1:38:45
from women. Oh, yeah. But if a man does it, he's
1:38:49
a stalker. Toxic femininity. All right. I wanted
1:38:57
to wait to play this clip. I was disgusted last
1:39:00
night when I played it. And nobody in the media
1:39:04
is playing it. And it's not AI. I did my research.
1:39:07
I made sure it's not AI. It's purely disgusting.
1:39:11
But we have to talk about it. So first of all,
1:39:14
the website, Lifeline, that Jim Thornton was
1:39:24
on, made a whole statement to defend themselves.
1:39:28
You know they got to be mad that he was literally
1:39:30
talking about boy fets, like a boy buffet and
1:39:33
how the kids were looking hot. Like an absolute
1:39:35
creep. Take him out to the shed. Well. They released
1:39:42
a statement defending themselves. I'm not going
1:39:44
to even give it the time of day. I don't even
1:39:45
want to say the name of the website. But here's
1:39:47
what's disturbing. So he had a username. His
1:39:53
username was NicholasB77. And NicholasB77, on
1:40:00
a pedophile recovery site, made a podcast. Oh,
1:40:07
man. Can you smell that salt air? Can you hear
1:40:11
that ocean? How about that reggae music? Yeah,
1:40:15
it's me, Little Nicky, at my beachfront condo,
1:40:18
and it can only be... I love how he didn't even
1:40:20
change his voice. ...one place, Jamaica! So there's
1:40:24
that, and then it gets weirder. Every single
1:40:26
boy lover has an interesting story to tell. Boy
1:40:30
lover! That's crepe! Should be arrested. I hope
1:40:35
if there are victims that they come forward.
1:40:37
Just by virtue of the fact that we have this
1:40:40
thing inside of us that is like, oh, surprise,
1:40:43
you just won the lottery. I know you're only
1:40:45
like seven years old, but guess what? You can
1:40:47
kind of probably tell. Shotgun time. Take them
1:40:53
out. Bye -bye, you little creep. Your wife's
1:40:58
a shame to you too, you little loser. different
1:41:02
from other little boys right or other little
1:41:04
girls but that's what i'm all about man i want
1:41:07
us to feel good about ourselves we did not ask
1:41:09
for this i never want to encourage people to
1:41:11
do anything illegal at all but you are you're
1:41:15
just talking you're just saving your tracks you
1:41:17
scumbag you're walking it back like a bitch all
1:41:21
i want to find good ways that we can help each
1:41:24
other to stay clean and just go out in the world
1:41:27
and make yourself all that you can be And it
1:41:32
gets worse. She goes, you can't tell who you
1:41:36
love. That's great. I love that announcer voice.
1:41:41
Just a pure scumbag. Refreshing. Yeah. From a
1:41:45
woman therapist like that. You know, that's great.
1:41:48
There should be more people like that. I mean,
1:41:50
oh, yeah, there should be more pedophile protectors.
1:41:53
Shut up. That said, I don't think that anybody
1:41:57
is not. A pedophile can really understand what
1:42:00
it. Can you believe this? And he didn't even
1:42:04
change his voice. If you're a real fortune fan,
1:42:07
you wouldn't know him. It's like to be us. We
1:42:10
didn't ask for this. We didn't put it on our
1:42:12
plates. We did ask for this. I'm just saying,
1:42:18
dude. And we are giving it whether we want it
1:42:23
or not. Gross. This is real life. And then you
1:42:29
look at him. He just looks like a creep. Douchebag.
1:42:33
I mean, I guess I'm kind of asking a rhetorical
1:42:36
question, but how do you do that? How do you
1:42:38
keep yourself from looking at any of it? He's
1:42:40
talking about underage porn. Well, for one part,
1:42:43
I go on Lifeline and there we can talk, you know,
1:42:50
shoot a shit. And, you know, there's lots. So
1:42:54
I guess this website was like where they all
1:42:56
would talk. Lifeline .chat. And go in there.
1:43:02
And then they were trying to say it was the suicide
1:43:04
lifeline. You know, that site's pissed off. Anybody
1:43:08
listening right now? Go. Go to lifeline .chat.
1:43:11
It's a great place. You're right. We shoot the
1:43:12
shit a lot. Oh, yeah. It's great. Again, let
1:43:19
me get the other bullet. I'm being honest. This
1:43:24
is ridiculous. Just kick things around. But we're
1:43:27
there also ostensibly to help other boy lovers
1:43:32
and girl lovers and maybe friends of them. We
1:43:33
don't get too many of those, but people curious
1:43:35
about it. The hell? This is real life. Welcome.
1:43:40
And this asswipe thinks he's not even talking
1:43:43
about it with sorrow. He's embracing it. Do you
1:43:47
hear this? You know, we just chat right there
1:43:49
on the computer screen, and it's real basic,
1:43:51
real simple. There are no fancy pictures unless
1:43:53
we send a link or something like that, but it's
1:43:55
all legal and safe. Oh, and then that same day,
1:43:58
he said in the chat room after releasing the
1:44:01
podcast that he's only wearing a diaper. Again,
1:44:05
there's a solution for all of us. I'm serious.
1:44:10
He's a pedophile. What's he going to add to the
1:44:13
world? Very closely watched and moderated. And
1:44:16
people who are in need of some help because you
1:44:19
don't get it. There's no therapy. Yeah. And then
1:44:23
there's this. Hey, what's your AOA? I'm 8 to
1:44:28
14. So I guess AOA is age of attraction. So like
1:44:33
on dating apps, I have it 24 to 80. Mm -hmm.
1:44:37
Boys exclusively? Yeah. Okay. I have a way to
1:44:42
fix this. Bye, bitch. Do not like that guy. I
1:44:49
played that not even to mock it. Even though
1:44:52
we did. But I want to be sincere about it. Everyone's
1:44:55
afraid to play the audio. I'm not. Bring that
1:44:59
creep down. All right. I'm getting all creeped
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1:45:22
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1:45:29
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light into her breakup from Klay Thompson. Five
1:47:01
months after she and the NBA player called it
1:47:05
quits after a year of dating, with Megan implying
1:47:07
there was a lack of fidelity at the time, the
1:47:10
hot girl rapper is now sharing how she's doing
1:47:12
post -split. style in an interview published
1:47:18
september 9th i'm trying my best i feel like
1:47:21
i've been put through the wall i feel like she
1:47:23
really loved him and he was just like yay i'm
1:47:30
kind of getting that vibe in the club all right
1:47:34
you Usher machine in the dryer with tins, shovels,
1:47:37
and a cactus. It was very rough. Megan then goes
1:47:40
on to delicately share why she and Clay went
1:47:43
their separate ways. How do I want to say this
1:47:46
gently? What's meant for you is always going
1:47:48
to work out. Whatever. Tyler Hero's baby mama
1:47:54
wants more money. Of course she does. Got to
1:47:58
watch out who you're pregnant. And Malik Beasley
1:48:00
wants to travel, even though he's facing gambling
1:48:02
charges. And here's Clay Thompson talking about
1:48:04
Derrick Rose being on Team USA in 2012. What
1:48:06
was one of your most notable memories from Team
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USA? Ooh. It's actually being here in España.
1:48:14
Yeah. It felt like the World Cup. That's why
1:48:17
even being around Spanish people and how happy
1:48:21
they are from their victory of the FIFA World
1:48:24
Cup. Yeah, yeah. reminds me of the time I was
1:48:27
able to play for Team USA. That was a special
1:48:30
time. I was watching those highlights when I
1:48:31
was in the barber chair earlier today just because
1:48:33
being on that team with those guys, it was like
1:48:36
before we all became who we were as players in
1:48:40
the league, whether it be Kyrie or James, Steph,
1:48:45
Boogie Cousins, Kenneth was killing it, AD. Rudy
1:48:50
was our vet. Even, like, DeMar was, like, a dunk
1:48:53
contest every time. It was great. Like, we were
1:48:55
just young and spry. And I was talking to Mike,
1:48:59
who is out here helping me train. I was like,
1:49:01
Derek was our most... He was the most famous
1:49:05
player on our team because he was coming off
1:49:06
his MVP season. I remember being out one night
1:49:11
in Barcelona, like... Like, I saw Derek in the
1:49:14
streets like, man, coming to the club would be
1:49:15
like, be a great time. And he couldn't even move
1:49:18
around because the locals was on him. All right,
1:49:21
there you go. All right, we'll drop back. Hang
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on. Copy hour. Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com.
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The hour will be right back. You probably had
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Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
1:49:47
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
1:49:52
And you can see that with Bella and Michelle
1:49:55
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
1:49:58
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
1:50:04
was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
1:50:07
what real women need. That's it, busting. Stop
1:50:12
cussing. It looks like you went and got a b***h
1:50:15
job. On the iPad screen, whatever the case might
1:50:18
be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever, like,
1:50:21
thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
1:50:24
railed, but... As a reminder, if you don't feel
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Rays on the south side of Chicago. Gang bang
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all my life, nigga, all I know. Moving on the
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hop on the beat song. Teach me what I want to
1:51:13
be. 17 for the beat stars. Never bought a flag
1:51:17
from the load of the wild hunters. Neutron killer,
1:51:20
nigga, you. And you better run your neck when
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you walk up in the county And they ask what you
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is, R -W -L -G -D, Vice Lord, that the king B
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-D -M -C, new priest fantasy They livin' by the
1:51:34
creed in the state of Illinois Chiefs still pull
1:51:37
rank on the streets from in the joint I've been
1:51:40
appointed a position of authority Within this
1:51:43
organization, you don't wanna worry So act accordingly
1:51:46
before I put it in effect You catch a fucking
1:51:49
violation if you disrespect Ain't nobody playin',
1:52:00
bitch I just actin' straight at you Everybody
1:52:02
say the shit From the hunnids to the loot East
1:52:10
to west and to the pool Motherfucker lay it low
1:52:13
Everybody say the shit We in the middle of the
1:52:15
action In the midst of the gunfights and stabbing
1:52:19
You better have that card with you We can pass
1:52:22
it Cause we are makin' next best spot That's
1:52:25
fantastic You better act in the Melanoid, boys
1:52:30
Yeah we will really drive you See I'm highly
1:52:33
respected You know the way we see Gangsta and
1:52:36
Festa and Festa I got board members that is We'll
1:52:39
connect, we'll connect And we believe in the
1:52:41
gym And we elect, we elect, we elect You got
1:52:45
a death wish, you go and get your brain Time
1:52:47
to die now We got rules and regulations in the
1:52:50
shot I'm in the land, I'm in the ditch Ain't
1:52:58
nobody playing, bitch I don't know what you heard,
1:53:16
all I know Is a gas up a quarter when you come
1:53:19
to Chicago Make sure you understand that We gang
1:53:22
bangers, we don't care about no damn rap But
1:53:25
on that note, let's get this shit straight I
1:53:28
ain't the one to lip -box, switch it back and
1:53:30
forth on a mixtape Even though you say that's
1:53:33
hip -hop But nigga, I don't play a motherfucker,
1:53:36
this county gon' get popped Nah, I ain't waving
1:53:39
a threat I'm just letting you know when the dope
1:53:41
on us gangsters it get Now play with it like
1:53:44
you think I'm joking We'll come shoot your town
1:53:47
up Bounce on the first thing, smokin' Oh, child,
1:53:51
it's that real I'm tellin', don't let this fuckin'
1:53:53
rap shit get your ass killed Goofy, that beef
1:53:56
ain't shit to me Especially when I just signed
1:53:59
the deal I need the publicity Shot time When
1:54:07
you layin' in the ditch Ain't nobody playin',
1:54:10
bitch I get back and spray the team Everybody
1:54:12
say the shit Shot time From the hundreds to the
1:54:20
loon, east to west and to the front Motherfucker
1:54:23
lay it low, everybody say it's your time From
1:54:31
the hundreds to the loon, east to west and to
1:54:33
the front Motherfucker lay it low, everybody
1:54:36
say it's your time From the hundreds to the loon,
1:54:44
east to west and to the front Motherfucker lay
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L .A .P. Bogus Boys with Chi Townsie on camera.
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Mm -hmm. Welcome to L .A .P. Bogus Boys. In your
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heart, you know you like dogs. And now for something
1:56:08
completely different. Door is closing. What is
1:56:13
this? Yes, the most listened to radio show on
1:56:52
the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.
1:57:30
Hoppy in the booth, mic hot, smoke talk, rhyme
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Hoppy radio, let the whole block walk Turn the
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page slow, let the night get loose Hoppy's homies
1:57:37
in the back, got the room on cruise Leaping through
1:57:40
the static, got the beat on fire Every clip in
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the timeline, climbing up higher Roll it up,
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pass that grin Let the whole night spin Camera
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on, don't blink 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's 8 -5
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Ryan Hoppy Radio. At gmail .com. Whatever. We
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go. Oh, yeah. Grab your blunt, your ball, your
1:58:45
bong, your vape, your pen. Now, if you're in
1:58:51
a state where you need your medical card, your
1:58:53
medical card is required to listen. If you don't
1:58:58
have your medical card, then I'm sorry. You can't
1:59:02
take place in this conversation. In this segment,
1:59:05
rather. Hoppy hour. Where your medical card is
1:59:08
required to listen. Yeah, you know. It's time
1:59:16
for Weed News on Hoppy Hour. Right now! Marijuana.
1:59:25
Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Let
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me grab this right here. It's going to sound
1:59:42
like something else. A little slap before you
1:59:46
put it in. All right. Before we get to garbage
1:59:52
time, which in radio means like all the news.
1:59:55
Let me see here. One second. Oh, we got about
2:00:01
a minute left in Fresno. It's already over with.
2:00:07
Actually, yeah. So Fresno ain't here, Amiga,
2:00:10
huh? God damn it. You hear that lighter flick?
2:00:21
All right, let me do this. Oh, yeah. It's an
2:00:32
Indica. Oh, geez. Oh, man. I'm sure program directors
2:00:49
love this. One more. All right. I continue to
2:00:58
smoke it while we play a Tampa Bay News. Let
2:01:03
me know what you're smoking. I'm very curious,
2:01:05
not really, just trying to relate to my audience.
2:01:10
Let me turn up the Tampa Bay News music right
2:01:14
now. National waves and the city's its friend
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Talkin' headlines, man, you can't resist Every
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scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist Tampa
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Bay news, we makin' it spin On happy hour where
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the real begins Turn it up loud, let's get in
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the mix From safety to the world, we bringin'
2:02:08
the fix We got sunshine, drama in the traffic
2:02:20
heat Then we documented life with those hip -hop
2:02:33
beats Turn it up now, let the world partake In
2:02:36
the stories of the legends and the news we make
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Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! I was surprised by this
2:03:04
news. This is why sports radio did not work out
2:03:06
for me. I would have said that this would not
2:03:08
happen. Mm -hmm. Well, with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2:03:11
beginning their season on Sunday in Cincinnati,
2:03:13
the team wasn't done taking care of business.
2:03:16
Oh, yeah! Off the field. First, it was Vitavia
2:03:19
a couple of weeks ago, and now it is Baker Mayfield.
2:03:22
He signed for $185 million. Yeah, I'm pretty
2:03:28
good. Not bad. Well, taller buildings may be
2:03:31
on the horizon throughout more of St. Pete as
2:03:33
this... Oh, yeah! St. Pete's getting more unaffordable!
2:03:39
...considers allowing greater height and density
2:03:42
beyond downtown. Oh, we're getting fucked, man.
2:03:46
At least get some lube! Yeah! Ooh! Mmmmm. Giving
2:04:47
you the deal. All right. I know. Right now. Whoa!
2:04:54
Happy Hot Topic! Let's do this. Chicago police
2:05:00
say a person was pushed off of a moving... CTA
2:05:04
train yesterday. My mom in the suburbs is afraid
2:05:06
to go on the train, but now I kind of get it.
2:05:09
I can't lose my mind to train tracks. It happened
2:05:12
on the red line, WGN's Courtney's. Oh yeah, we
2:05:15
all know the red line's worse than the blue line.
2:05:18
Finnelli is live at police headquarters with
2:05:20
new details. Courtney. and in lourdes detectives
2:05:25
initially believed a man jumped off a moving
2:05:27
cta train near the 69th street stop yesterday
2:05:31
later learning yeah you know brenda johnson's
2:05:33
like please please defend the criminals through
2:05:37
their investigation that this was something malicious
2:05:40
all right so there's um nice yay chicago always
2:05:46
having to defend the city in florida and i probably
2:05:48
shouldn't be And there's been a second alleged
2:05:52
incident of racial harassment. It's now being
2:05:54
investigated involving two South Suburban high
2:05:59
schools. The first at Friday night football game.
2:06:02
The second at a cross -country meet. WGN's Dana
2:06:04
Rebich is reporting tonight. Man, it just seems
2:06:07
like ever since Trump became president, racism's
2:06:13
back. Or maybe never left. From Flossmoor, Dana.
2:06:20
What's up, baby? Well, counselors were on hand
2:06:24
at Homewood Flossmoor High School today to talk
2:06:26
with students about these back -to -back incidents
2:06:28
at sporting events. It was always kind of weird
2:06:30
whenever, like, you would never hear from the
2:06:32
high school counselors. They would just sit around.
2:06:34
But then if somebody died or something traumatic
2:06:36
happened, then you would hear from them. It's
2:06:40
with Lincoln Way East, and the most recent over
2:06:43
the weekend has now sparked an IHSA investigation.
2:06:48
A lot of the Lincoln Way students were kind of
2:06:50
taunting us. So during the third quarter when
2:06:52
the incident happened, I saw and heard a lot
2:06:55
of students running towards the top of the stands.
2:06:57
Homewood Flossmoor High School junior Brandon
2:07:00
Waiters was calling play -by -play in the booth
2:07:02
for the homecoming football game. I want to feel
2:07:04
old. He's probably born in like, I don't know,
2:07:07
2010? against Lincoln Way East Friday night.
2:07:12
It was after the game when he became aware of
2:07:15
this video. I was really disgusted. I just felt
2:07:17
like at a high school game, this is where students
2:07:21
should be able to come together and enjoy football
2:07:23
and peace and not have to worry about people
2:07:25
being racist or saying things that negatively
2:07:30
impact the school. They were trying to attempt
2:07:33
to move around like monkeys. Losers! They also...
2:07:37
Alright, so there's that. Man, the world's doing
2:07:39
so well. What's going on here? It's not just
2:07:48
vinyl records making a resurgence in the music
2:07:51
industry. Compact discs or CDs, remember those,
2:07:53
are also making a comeback. According to the
2:07:56
Recording Industry Association of America, the
2:07:59
demand for retro music formats fueled... Until
2:08:01
the CD gets scratched and then you're going to
2:08:03
be mad. You ain't going to be happy. Burning.
2:08:12
Small dick energy patrol. Rubber. Deafening engines.
2:08:16
And chaos on the streets of Chicago Sunday. As
2:08:21
a large crowd swarmed a truck spinning wild donuts.
2:08:25
Oh yeah, it's the thug takeover. I don't call
2:08:27
it the team takeover. Video. on social media
2:08:32
captured a mob inside a ring of fire encircled
2:08:36
by reckless driving. And then this next headline
2:08:41
right here is the problem with Lindsay Clancy.
2:08:45
She's influencing these sociopathic loser females
2:08:48
to do what she did. Now, if a man doesn't, he
2:08:52
gets crucified. Oh, it's a pretty girl. It's
2:08:56
the same thing with Luigi Mangione. If you're
2:08:58
pretty, we forget about the horrid crime you
2:09:00
did. No! hot topic. What's going on with this
2:09:04
freaking loser? A judge ordered a Frankfurt mother
2:09:08
to remain behind bars. Yeah, she's a crazy broad.
2:09:11
After she's accused of killing her two -year
2:09:13
-old son last week, she made her first court
2:09:16
appearance in person. I called my mom today.
2:09:19
She didn't want to be on the show, but I asked
2:09:20
her, did she ever want to kill me during postpartum
2:09:24
depression? And she said no. So that excuse of
2:09:27
defending a woman because of postpartum depression,
2:09:29
shut up. We do want to warn you, the details
2:09:35
in this case are very disturbing. Yeah, I thought
2:09:37
you know we're in 2026. Oh, but there's going
2:09:40
to be feminists that are going to be like, oh,
2:09:42
she's innocent. You know, you want equal rights.
2:09:47
Corey Walsh's attorney, Andrea Lyon and Robert
2:09:49
Kerouac. He just looks like a scumbag attorney.
2:09:51
Walk into the Willow County Courthouse, hoping
2:09:53
to convince the judge to let Walsh go with electronic
2:09:56
monitoring. Oh, yeah. Why? She's a loser. She
2:10:01
killed her kid. That's the scummiest thing you
2:10:03
can do. Walsh hired Lyon, who is well known for
2:10:06
defending Casey Anthony. Oh, yeah. So he'll probably
2:10:09
get this brought on. The Florida woman who was.
2:10:12
What is it about hot ass milks and moms? Because
2:10:15
Lindsey Clancy is freaking hot. This other woman
2:10:18
from Frankfurt's hot. And Casey Anthony's hot.
2:10:22
Do you ever notice when it's a woman that's hot?
2:10:25
We feel bad for them. She's acquitted of killing
2:10:28
her two -year -old daughter in 2011. This is
2:10:31
a tragedy. There are no winners. Of course not.
2:10:33
Walsh was charged with first -degree murder of
2:10:36
- I would have swiped her out of there, damn.
2:10:38
Although she'd probably be that loser of a mom
2:10:40
that includes her kids in the pictures. Her two
2:10:42
-year -old son named Barrett, who she called
2:10:44
Bear, he was found in their basement by a neighbor
2:10:46
and was pronounced dead. Oh, but she should be
2:10:49
released because she's a woman. Do you have a
2:10:53
problem? Prosecutors explain how Walsh's eight
2:10:55
-month -old was also in the house but was not
2:10:58
harmed. Oh, yeah, that kid's going to have great
2:11:00
memories of his mom. Screw you! Children came
2:11:03
home from school, saw the scene, and also called
2:11:06
for help. In court, prosecutors revealed... Oh,
2:11:08
but she's a woman. Walsh planned to poison her
2:11:10
husband when he got home. Man, he is... Can you
2:11:14
imagine if the husband tried to kill the wife?
2:11:17
Everybody would have pitchforks. Court documents
2:11:20
show Walsh was actively texting in a group chat
2:11:23
about the Lindsay Clancy case. Yeah, it's crazy.
2:11:26
Boy, listen to murder documentaries and murder
2:11:28
podcasts. If a woman's into that, run, boys.
2:11:32
Hours before the death, prosecutors said in court
2:11:35
they didn't think it was a copycat case. Of course
2:11:38
it was. Why do we keep protecting pretty girls
2:11:42
from murdering people? Do you hear yourself?
2:11:45
Someone's dead. Truly think about what they're
2:11:48
being accused of and how horrific it is. Her
2:11:51
defense team argued that Walsh was in a state
2:11:53
of psychosis when the - I'm not even listening
2:11:55
to this. A state of psychosis does not mean you
2:12:00
can get away with a crime. Okay? Shut up. Yeah.
2:12:09
Yeah. Yeah. Microphone king. Yeah. Yeah. We'll
2:12:21
see you next time. Three lines of skyscraper
2:12:53
Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper Big man
2:12:57
talk, he a walking headline Every word a spark,
2:13:00
got the city in line Critics wanna squawk, but
2:13:02
they can't outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's
2:13:05
on shrine Microphone king, six -nine stature
2:13:08
Truth he slain, Fresno's main rapture Catch him
2:13:11
on the dime, Fresno forever Right now. Happy
2:13:38
Hot Topic! We were within our rights. We did
2:13:44
everything lawfully, and this is why we won at
2:13:46
the end. City of Parlier Mayor Elma Bell Tran
2:13:49
says the years -long legal process over their
2:13:51
decision to part ways with now -former police
2:13:53
chief Jose Garza is finally over. It started
2:13:57
in the spring of 2021. The city did not renew
2:14:00
Garza's contract, saying in a meeting at the
2:14:02
time that the department was over budget. However,
2:14:06
Garza sued, saying he was being retaliated against,
2:14:09
claiming he was fired for investigating an employee
2:14:12
for embezzlement. In 2024, a jury sided with
2:14:15
Garza, awarding him $1 million. Beltran says
2:14:19
that would financially wreck the city, and they
2:14:21
appealed. And I was not going to take $1 million
2:14:24
out of our general fund to go ahead and, you
2:14:26
know, hand over it to someone that we know that
2:14:29
we did not terminate. All the accusations that
2:14:31
were being made were all accusations. There was
2:14:33
no facts to it. All right, then I'm going to
2:14:36
climb. And then there's this right here. A man
2:14:41
is arrested after Madeira police say he crashed
2:14:44
into the side of a Jack in the Box restaurant.
2:14:47
It happened near Gateway Drive on Sunday morning.
2:14:50
No. You loser. Got a daddy. Hey, turn the mic
2:14:55
up. Happy Hour is live from the Queen City. Well,
2:15:01
not quite, but we're doing Charlotte now. Nope,
2:15:03
nope, nope, nope. Grab your coffee and brace
2:15:18
Ryan Hoppy got a headline with a grin on his
2:15:20
face From Noda to South Denver, Steel Creek to
2:15:23
Plaza He'll read every rumor like a courtroom
2:15:25
prosecutor Traffic on 485, he's got a full report
2:15:29
Somebody parked sideways at the grocery store
2:15:31
Rain came down hard, now the potholes got names
2:15:34
Hoppy points at the pavement and the signs to
2:15:36
blame Right now, I really am a loudmouth. Aren't
2:15:50
I? No! Happy Hot Topic! An uptown bar nightclub
2:15:57
is facing a lawsuit after a man says the bouncers
2:16:00
assaulted him so Oh yeah! I bet the bouncers
2:16:03
were doing the right thing. Bad he needed facial
2:16:06
reconstruction surgery. That sucks. Maybe don't
2:16:10
be a bitch in the club! A new season for the
2:16:14
Carolina Panthers means new eats for fans at
2:16:17
Bank of America Stadium. All right, let me walk
2:16:19
you through it. So from game day to your favorite
2:16:22
Carolina classics. So we got a first taste of
2:16:24
what's on the menu for the Panthers games. So
2:16:28
good. Items include tacos and quesadillas and
2:16:31
also smash burger egg rolls. No matter what you
2:16:34
choose to eat, though, officials say there's
2:16:36
plenty of cooks. Oh, yeah, you'll be firing on
2:16:39
the way home. Kitchen. There's that. Let's do
2:16:43
Orlando News. Then he ready to roast Big frame,
2:17:12
big voice, whole room feel that Talk too slick,
2:17:15
he throw it right back Wait for it, he gon' light
2:17:18
it up I'll spin that story Then he call the bluff,
2:17:21
no filter No polite reply When the city get messy,
2:17:25
he won't let it slide Or let her lose Say it
2:17:28
loud, say it clear Yo, yo, yo, yo. Theme song
2:17:48
hits and the phones go wild. He got that grin
2:17:51
and he cut like a file. Orange County, he in
2:17:53
a stack of tape to break down the mess. Then
2:17:56
he shake the place. Local politics, potholes
2:17:59
in the lane. School board drummer, he put it
2:18:01
on the frame. Inside the line, he gon' name that
2:18:04
flaw. Loud mouth king with a sharp tongue jaw.
2:18:08
Play for it. He gon' light it up. Spin that story.
2:18:11
Then he call the bluff. No filter. When the city
2:18:15
get messy, he won't let it slide Orlando News
2:18:18
Say it loud, say it clear Orlando News Ryan Hoppy
2:18:24
on the air Orlando News He don't buy the truth
2:18:31
Orlando News He speak right through Oh yeah!
2:18:38
Yo! Hoppy Hot Topic! Oh, good evening and welcome
2:18:45
to News 6. All right, they're going to talk about
2:18:47
HOAs trying to track your car. All right, there
2:18:50
you go. Sorry about that. I just don't want to
2:18:53
hear those two cackling morons. What's going
2:18:54
on here with this loser? From business owner
2:18:57
to accused peeping Tom, this man, Donald Hemphill,
2:19:01
is... I never get how much of a loser you are.
2:19:05
If you're a peeping Tom, you have no game. And
2:19:12
this dude makes all white people look bad. Now
2:19:15
behind bars. Japanese say he put a hidden camera
2:19:17
inside a bathroom capturing photos of unsuspecting
2:19:20
women. It's so creepy, dude. I hope you never
2:19:24
live this down. You are a failure as a man. And
2:19:27
a child unclothed. West 2's Adrian Adorius spoke
2:19:30
to the sheriff who says that man admitted to
2:19:32
the whole thing. Yeah, I did it. You got me.
2:19:39
Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood says that
2:19:41
Hemphill admitted to the entire thing, saying
2:19:43
that he bought all of the necessary equipment
2:19:45
to make these images compatible with his device,
2:19:52
and he reportedly told deputies that he had installed
2:19:55
these cameras four to five months prior. Gross.
2:19:58
What a just freaking loser. Check his hard drive,
2:20:00
by the way. The Dog Days Inn in New Smyrna Beach
2:20:03
closed and gated up Tuesday after deputies arrested
2:20:06
its owner, charging him with more than a dozen
2:20:08
felonies. And that's not the good gated. There's
2:20:11
gated communities and then there's getting gated
2:20:13
for being a creep. We have 21 counts of either
2:20:15
digital or video voyeurism. God, he just looks
2:20:19
like a typical Gen X morning radio listener that's
2:20:21
a creep. Worcester County Sheriff Mike Chitwood
2:20:24
says that 59 -year -old Donald Hemphill is accused
2:20:26
of putting this camera inside of an outlet in
2:20:29
the employee bathroom at the facility, secretly
2:20:31
recording videos and photos of people unclothed.
2:20:34
Burn in hell! What a scumbag you gotta be to
2:20:39
do something like this. Hell yeah! The number
2:20:42
of victims is unknown, but Debbie That's probably
2:20:44
a hundred. These do know that one of the victims
2:20:47
was an 11 -year -old. Chitwood That's delightful,
2:20:51
not at all. says the mother of that child also
2:20:54
an employee found the photos on the company ipad
2:20:57
oh yeah can you imagine finding that i think
2:20:59
about cops having to go through cp that's gross
2:21:02
that's not my job call deputies right away but
2:21:06
just imagine the shock of a mom you know in work
2:21:09
where she works using the ipad for company business
2:21:14
and what pops up but a half naked picture of
2:21:17
your 11 year old ah gross There's a solution
2:21:21
for that, man. He should first be charged as
2:21:24
a pedophile for having that. But second of all,
2:21:26
go back to the shed. Bye. Happy Hot Topic. What
2:21:40
you investigate has learned a Mount Dora police
2:21:42
officer tested positive for cocaine. These are
2:21:47
the same officers. that try to tell you what
2:21:51
to do and try to lay down the law. And a lot
2:21:54
of times they're dirty. Department moved to fire
2:21:59
him, but he quit before that could happen. He
2:22:01
should be arrested for having coke. Go check
2:22:05
his house. Westview investigative reporter. Check
2:22:08
his little table in the living room. Justin Shecker
2:22:11
reviewed the findings of an internal investigation.
2:22:13
It's live outside the Mount Dora Police Department.
2:22:15
Justin, what's the chief saying about this case
2:22:17
now? Well, Jesse, Mount Dora police launched
2:22:21
this internal investigation after getting a tip
2:22:24
that one of its officers was using cocaine at
2:22:26
a sports bar. Oh, yeah! But can you imagine if
2:22:32
an everyday average Joe did this? Acting chief
2:22:35
declined an on -camera interview today, but he
2:22:37
says, Of course, you're a coward! You're a loser,
2:22:40
a failure! This department takes drug use allegations
2:22:44
very seriously. Arrest him, then! Stop protecting
2:22:47
him! Records obtained by WESH to investigate
2:22:51
show Mount Dora police officer Jeremiah Murphy
2:22:54
left the force in July after testing positive
2:22:58
for cocaine. Hell yeah! Here's his quote to Hoppy
2:23:02
Hour when I called him. He submitted a resignation
2:23:05
letter before the... Hi, I was full of cocaine!
2:23:09
Conclusion of an internal investigation that
2:23:11
sustained multiple policy violations. Multiple?
2:23:14
That's like all the policy violations. Including
2:23:18
use of illegal drugs, moral character, and unbecoming
2:23:22
conduct. You never know with these cops, man.
2:23:26
The documents explain why the department developed
2:23:28
reasonable suspicion to order a drug test on
2:23:31
June 1st. Yeah, they heard that he was in the
2:23:34
club getting all coked up. An Orange County Sheriff's
2:23:39
Office corporal contacted a Mount Dora PD captain
2:23:41
after getting a tip from an Orange County Sheriff's
2:23:44
deputy. Alright, there you go. During a sworn
2:23:48
interview, the deputy said she learned from a
2:23:51
patron at a Seminole County bar in late May.
2:23:53
Oh yeah, you know that douchebag cop that acts
2:23:55
like he's better than everyone? He's doing coke!
2:24:01
That Officer Murphy was drunk and came out of
2:24:03
the restroom with what appeared to be a white
2:24:05
powdery substance all over his face. He was eating
2:24:09
donuts. You know this cop's a douchebag because
2:24:13
they ratted on him. The deputy also reported
2:24:18
the officer got in an altercation with someone
2:24:20
and allegedly got kicked out of the bar. You
2:24:22
know he thinks he's above the line. Loser. The
2:24:26
thing is, he'll get a job in two weeks. We'll
2:24:39
see you next time. All night, sex -dating stars
2:24:57
who fell from grace Then they throw that throwback
2:25:00
in the place World, world, why wait? Yeah, the
2:25:03
call go far From the Gulf to the world, from
2:25:05
town to bar He speak his mind, let the chips
2:25:08
all fall When Hoppy say it, you can feel that
2:25:11
wall Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour Say it loud, say
2:25:16
it louder Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour Brian speaks
2:25:20
and the truth gets louder Right now. And breaking
2:25:38
news to tell you about here at four, the Louisville
2:25:42
Metro Department of Corrections is investigating
2:25:45
allegations of special treatment towards former
2:25:48
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin. Do you see this
2:25:50
problem? The red. Get away with things. You should
2:25:54
be mad. Hello, and thanks for joining us at Forum.
2:25:57
What up, babe? Bevan is currently serving a 60
2:26:00
-day jail sentence. Well, today, LMD... Oh, yeah.
2:26:04
If an everyday average Joe did this, we'd get
2:26:08
crucified and get five years. But, oh, he was
2:26:12
a politician. Kiss my ass. He tells us they heard
2:26:16
allegations that Matt Bevin is receiving special
2:26:18
treatment during his stint at the jail, including
2:26:21
a Texas Roadhouse meal. Oh, yeah. I had one two
2:26:24
days ago, but I wasn't in jail. Loser. Actually,
2:26:30
he's not really a loser. The former governor
2:26:32
was arrested last week after being held in contempt
2:26:35
of court in his adopted son's ongoing child support
2:26:38
case. Yeah, you know he's a deadbeat dad. Now
2:26:41
we reached out. He just looks like a freaking
2:26:43
mutant. Oh, and the news is going to say they
2:26:45
reached out but didn't hear back. LMDC Chief
2:26:48
Collins, who said they began looking into this
2:26:51
matter early this morning. They said they examined
2:26:53
security camera footage and no evidence was found
2:26:57
to substantiate the claims. Oh, yeah, because
2:26:59
they probably erased it. You know, cops protect
2:27:03
their own. Happy Hot Topic. And I know he's not
2:27:08
a cop, but he's an authority figure. Yeah, when
2:27:16
you got a governor like that. Alright, so go
2:27:30
there and hang out in the club. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
2:27:39
oh, oh, oh Winston -Salem, yeah Tune in, baby,
2:27:43
yeah From Winston -Salem, I'm talkin' clean Give
2:27:48
a line of breeze in my daily routine Got the
2:27:50
draw when I roll through the lines Slow with
2:27:54
the words, but the thought still shines Riding
2:27:56
Hoppy on the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he
2:27:59
don't play Say what he mean, let the truth come
2:28:02
through If he hit the room, then he He don't
2:28:07
buy this No, he let it fly If it's on his mind
2:28:13
You hear it live Winston -Salem News Tell it
2:28:19
true Tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it true
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Winston -Salem News Coming through Half an hour
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on the dial Let it loose Winston -Salem News
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It's the truth Winston -Salem News All right,
2:28:54
we have like five minutes left, so I got to rush
2:28:56
this. Sorry. I know you're enjoying that song.
2:29:00
Does this want to play? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
2:29:04
Okay! The trial of a Gaston County man accused
2:29:07
of using eye drops to poison his wife in 2018
2:29:09
is getting underway. Oh, yeah. What a loser.
2:29:13
Prosecutors say that Joshua Hunsucker killed
2:29:15
his wife, Stacey, to collect life insurance money.
2:29:18
Yeah, because you couldn't make money on your
2:29:19
own because you're a bitch. All right. Let's
2:29:22
end with Rochester News. Paul! He likes it! I
2:29:40
got the scoop. Rochester in the loop. New York
2:29:42
on the line. He speaks his mind. Hoppy hour in
2:29:45
the end. Ryan Hoppy on the frame. Tampa Bay.
2:30:17
Right now. I'm glad he's being held accountable
2:30:22
as far as what it means for us. I doubt we'll
2:30:25
see a dime. Of course not! The everyday average
2:30:28
joke gets screwed! 12 months of reporting on
2:30:34
missing healthcare money and now an arrest. Loser!
2:30:41
At 6, state police arrested a man accused of
2:30:44
stealing more than $800 ,000 from school health
2:30:49
care accounts. The money was supposed to pay
2:30:51
for dental care for dozens and dozens of teachers.
2:30:55
Oh, isn't that good? Right in hell. Oh, yeah.
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Coming up next, we got some music. 8 -5 -6. 49
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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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so stick around, folks. blow the candles blow
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the candles blow the candles blow the candles
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We'll be right back. Bad new Gucci bag matching
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Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt Skirt matching
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the blouse Chain matching the rank Yeah, I'm
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doing my thang Got, got so many haters Why is
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so many hatin'? Sick like a mental patient I
2:35:02
floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'
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my patience It's a good workin' my nerve I'm
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gettin' spendin' that money like the church in
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the cave Layin' on gay skin, blowin' trish in
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the wind Just like, yeah Yeah, whoppin' those
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tags, these Beatles bustin' the stage I'm a hood
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star and I'm partying like a rock star I'm better
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on lean, got my pick for game -eating You can't
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upgrade me, mami, I'm the drop three team I do
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it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it
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like, I do it like I do it like my birthday I
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do it like my birthday I do it like my birthday
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be right back. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets
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on the streets. Bets on them beats. If you want
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to bounce, best bet report to me. My city, Chi
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-Town, where I pull it down. Ain't no limit.
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Dropping beats about a pound. The ball's out
2:41:49
a lot, because you know I call the shots. Stacking
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paper like them baking sodas in the pot. We got
2:41:55
the remit. We got the flow. We got them getting
2:41:58
down on the floor. We got it. Boom, bop, boom,
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bop. We be getting dopey. Boom, bop, boom, bop.
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My home team. Super ugly with a sack of money.
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It's the Gator King. By the bar, I can miss a
2:42:26
pimpin'. It's a Gator thing. Y 'all are married
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to a Joe. Gator. Gator 1. Rim. And I ain't even
2:42:33
drivin'. I'm just parkin' like Pippin'. Slide
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off in the club, feelin' man. It's in the 50s.
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Don't fret. So clean. Looks like it in my lip.
2:42:40
And what it is? What it do? What it do? Come
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on, shout it. Let me see you get loose. If you
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bought it, you didn't get We got the rhythm,
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we got the flow We got the music getting down
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on the floor We got the rhythm, we got the flow
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We got the rhythm, we got the flow We got the
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rhythm, we got the flow We got the rhythm, we
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got the flow We got the rhythm, we got the flow
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Smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all. People say, smoke,
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jank, smoke, y 'all. People say, been all on
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the earth. I don't incur. Speech all slurred.
2:43:31
Nothing in my cup. Shit, it's all good. Y 'all
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hiding the motherfucker, making up words. Looking
2:43:36
like men. I like them light skin. Two at a time.
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Love them twin and twin, twin. With Tony Gray,
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dude. Like a Ray and Seagram's gin. Stay together
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homeless. And I appreciate your kindness. Drizzy
2:46:50
baby, you already know what it is It's the first
2:46:53
time I'm high, it's the first time I smoke in
2:46:54
like three months I'm sorry mom, I had to do
2:46:57
it to him 40, I see you Oh, I see you homie I
2:47:03
stayed late tonight, right? You know what happens
2:47:06
when I stay late Yeah, boy wonder I swear it's
2:47:12
like this every single time I'm a hog, gotta
2:47:21
get along with, get on the zone with When shit
2:47:23
be going right, well, I just flip into the wrong
2:47:26
shit The tier I belong to, the artists I put
2:47:28
on with Don't ever ask for nothing, cause them
2:47:30
niggas got their own shit Knee and weave feel
2:47:33
like a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari
2:47:35
with the red seats, I call it playing checkers
2:47:37
I ain't never doing verses, I'm forever giving
2:47:39
lectures If you're trying to meet with me I'll
2:47:42
be happy to connect ya Life is better than it's
2:47:45
ever been Schedulin' million dollar meetings
2:47:47
with the president Someone cut the lights on,
2:47:50
where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo, watch
2:47:53
me as I settle in I deserve a MTV show for me
2:47:56
and my people And if you turn the zone, I got
2:47:59
a whole swish of sweet fool Rappers all liars
2:48:01
and they women all deceitful Add in to they subtract
2:48:04
me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy
2:48:07
is the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
2:48:10
write every single thing you need down Then he
2:48:12
got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About
2:48:15
to start balling like I'm coming off a rebound
2:48:17
Yeah, and I should have the most bragging rights
2:48:20
Because a nigga spit crack, bag it tight Hate
2:48:24
when rappers say they trying to get their swagger
2:48:26
right Cause I done came with more fire than a
2:48:28
dragon fight You pussy ass But I ain't banging,
2:48:41
I ain't waving no flag I'm ATF but they ain't
2:48:45
seeing no badge It's heartbreak Drake, I hate
2:48:47
to see him so sad See a little me in your dad
2:48:51
I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up
2:48:54
on the grass Seeking pocket twenty thousand to
2:48:56
be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks
2:48:59
like Ashley Burning like a camera light, stupid
2:49:02
hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about me And
2:49:06
know the game really ain't shit without me She
2:49:09
might have to pay me but I dick her down free
2:49:11
Wanna know if it's the truth then pull the zipper
2:49:13
down and see It's just my primers I'ma bring
2:49:29
that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners And what
2:49:32
I make up would fuck up your skin I pick the
2:49:35
buck up and buck buck Then buck buck again I
2:49:37
would buck buck your friend Then suck up her
2:49:39
twin I put the buck up to him Then buck buck
2:49:42
and buck buck And buck buck again Suck nut you
2:49:45
duck Fuck your unlovin' kin Now don't rub it
2:49:48
in Like Uberderm on a new tattoo I had to kick
2:49:52
my princess up out my casso Dad who never had
2:49:55
that Always had a black tooth Even when I was
2:49:58
at school Cause bullies aren't bulletproof Reds
2:50:01
call goody two Probably ain't as good as you
2:50:03
Stupid motherfucker The only thing in the hood
2:50:05
is you I do everything good as you know I do
2:50:08
everything better I get paid for every letter
2:50:10
A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone Like a dog motherfucker
2:50:15
I am gone for your neck Intercept, intercept
2:50:17
Bring it back like Work in the trunk And my exit
2:50:21
coming up Yeah, I am headed to the buck Like
2:50:23
buck buck again Let's get bucks again and fucking
2:50:31
spend them bucks and then just fuck her in. If
2:50:35
I told you I'ma do it, I did it. Got my city
2:50:38
on my feet. It bout to pop out. Let's get it.
2:50:40
Let's get it, motherfucker. What you waiting
2:50:42
on? It is bottom in the best business. I'm about
2:50:45
to get shitty. I'm with it. If money is the it,
2:50:48
you want me with it. I probably just spit on
2:50:50
the chick you want me with. And I hate a phony
2:50:52
bitch. only like i'm only thick and i own hip
2:50:55
-hop if you don't spit i'm gonna need fit and
2:50:57
i just sold a lot of property to a buyer and
2:51:00
i think his name was kind of like drake drizzy
2:51:02
rogers or drizzy drake rogers i'm too busy to
2:51:05
play father and when it comes to the game i'm
2:51:07
too willing to play harder so there he go they
2:51:11
check mvp when i shoot a free throw ceo jazz
2:51:16
what they do they ain't Haters on their face
2:51:18
and in their ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder
2:51:22
than you, radder than you, etc. I told you I
2:51:26
get paid by the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F,
2:51:30
G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, O,
2:51:35
P, W, X, Y, Z, C, T, O, P, S, T, O, P, W, X,
2:51:40
Y, Z, T, O, P, W, X, Y, Z, T, O, P, W, X, Y,
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Z, T, O, P, W, X, Y, Z, T, O, P, W, X, Y, Z,
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T, O, P, W, X, Y, Z, T, O, P, W, X, Y, Z, T,
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O, P, W, X, Y, Z, T, O, P, W, X, Y, Bitch, when
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the beat stop, so I'ma keep rockin' to the sheet
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rock. Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin. The
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end. Young Moolah, baby. Come and feel it close
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Radio hits made it like a wilting rose Laughter
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and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
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the rhythm, oh that's just so unfair All night's
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buzzing but the laughter's growing dim Ear drums
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mixed in hoppy like fingers without rings VHX
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to FM, shoutouts hit the street But soon the
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sound will vanish like shadows in the heat Radio
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waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter and
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joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
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rhythm, oh life's just so unfair Phone lines
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buzzing but the laughter's growing dim Eardrums
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hitting hoppy like fingers without brains Gaining
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checks to FM, shoutouts hit the street But soon
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the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat
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Oh the hoppy hour is coming to a close Like a
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wilting rose, laughter and joy dissolving in
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the air Clockwork to a show Now it's time to
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face the silence Like the TV on snow Riot Hoppy
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held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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in our hearts Wider than a canyon line LINE Empty
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speakers dilatate But coming to an end Like a
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rollercoaster stopping Round a river's bend Hoppy's
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jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now silence
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flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind Oh the
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Hoppy hour is coming Laughter and joy is all
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it is RyanHockeyRadio .com And like that, he's
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gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
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we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll
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kick you a little and we'll call it a day. Poppy
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Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
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over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
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night, and God bless America. Door is closing.