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Son of a Boy Dad #136 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Would have like a tool. He was just fucking it
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  Speaker 4: up because he wanted everyone to know how straight he
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  Speaker 4: really was. Yeah, TC half and refery, I get that.
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  Speaker 4: And then we walked in on him getting fucked by
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  Speaker 4: the English teacher. Really no, sounds like you did. It
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  Speaker 4: didn't happen. That would have been statutory rape. True, it
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  Speaker 4: would have been because of the age difference. There is
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  Speaker 4: a good age difference there. Did you ever have that
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  Speaker 4: ever happened to your school? That's probably a dark topic.
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  Speaker 4: We don't need to get into that. No, it's fine,
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  Speaker 4: I don't mind.
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  Speaker 5: We I know there was a big one in Maine
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  Speaker 5: pretty recently. Did not ten years ago, not that I
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  Speaker 5: know of. I don't think we did. But I want
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  Speaker 5: to hear your story. Oh no, it's not my story.
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  Speaker 5: There was just a I know of a story.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure it's not your story?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I was not molested as a child by a teacher,
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  Speaker 5: at least all right. Sometimes I wished I was. I
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  Speaker 5: can tell there was a hot teacher.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I thought you meant for like a settlement's sake.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, that would have been an odd by.
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  Speaker 4: The way, there's a story, all right, you talk for
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  Speaker 4: tell your statutory situation.
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  Speaker 5: I was not in a statutory situation, And I don't
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  Speaker 5: really want to tell it because I feel.
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  Speaker 4: Like I cats out of the back now. I can't
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  Speaker 4: put that toothpaste back in the tube.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I like, I don't know, there was
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  Speaker 5: just I know there was a teacher in Maine who
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  Speaker 5: got in trouble and it was a whole.
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  Speaker 4: Big story, but you had one at your school.
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  Speaker 5: Well, one of my friends went to that school.
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  Speaker 4: What was that story. I'm trying to find this other
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  Speaker 4: story for you. This is insane.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you looking through your messages to find it.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's it's in my messages. Yeah, it's in my messages.
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  Speaker 5: No, that was pretty much the whole story. It was
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  Speaker 5: pretty dark story. So it's not really that funny. Well,
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  Speaker 5: then most of those stories are pretty dark, most of them.
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  Speaker 5: There there's not a lot of laughs in the most
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  Speaker 5: of them.
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  Speaker 4: Can you tell it in more of like a lighthearted way.
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  Speaker 5: No, because there's really not a like I guess. One
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  Speaker 5: of the funny things was that the teacher got caught
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  Speaker 5: snapchatting with students and she was like, I always snapchat
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  Speaker 5: with my students. That's how we communicate with them. She
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  Speaker 5: was like, I like to use snapchat instead of email.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems pretty which was right, and the like the.
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  Speaker 5: Jury was like, that does make sense. She didn't get
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  Speaker 5: in trouble. She got in no trouble.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let me tell you this story. So this
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  Speaker 4: kid and I'm just gonna paraphrase a little bit. But
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  Speaker 4: you can look this up. And I don't think he'd
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  Speaker 4: mind me telling this story in Son of a Boy Dad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's kind of why I didn't tell mine. This young
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  Speaker 4: man told me that, uh, he liked he liked my
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  Speaker 4: work or something, and I said, oh, thank you. And
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  Speaker 4: then he said, when I was in high school, he
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  Speaker 4: was dressed up, I think, in a gigantic clown costume
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  Speaker 4: and the entire the entire student body beat the ship
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  Speaker 4: up during a pep rally and he sued the.
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  Speaker 5: Schools already a good story and a half you don't
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  Speaker 5: have to paraphrase.
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  Speaker 4: Settled for ten and a half million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Damn from what school?
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  Speaker 4: You can look this up? Can you look stuff up?
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  Speaker 4: Like look up the clown beating in May. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if it was a clown costume. It was some
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  Speaker 4: kind of a costume. And the reason that he won
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  Speaker 4: this settlement was because it was at a pep rally.
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  Speaker 4: And I think the principle or the teacher had encouraged
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  Speaker 4: the students to go beat this kid up, and he
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  Speaker 4: was part of the school. They all knew it was him, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and they pig piled on him. And they they they
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  Speaker 4: gave him traumatic brain damage. He had to relearn how
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  Speaker 4: to talk.
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  Speaker 6: It was a chicken suit.
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  Speaker 4: Chicken suit not as funny.
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  Speaker 5: I think a chicken's funny clown suit is hilarious. Was
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  Speaker 5: he wearing He was dressed as a full on chicken
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  Speaker 5: dressed up. That was pretty funny. That must have been
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  Speaker 5: a wild day at school.
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  Speaker 6: Why you shot Drake and de Grossi was in a
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  Speaker 6: chicken suit?
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  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if it was in an homage.
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  Speaker 5: It might have been, yeah, maybe maybe like de Grossi
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  Speaker 5: just dropped and they were like, get that fucking guy
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  Speaker 5: for what he did to Drizzy?
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  Speaker 4: What what did you do to Aubrey?
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  Speaker 5: He a yeah, yeah, that's when he was still going
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  Speaker 5: by Aubrey.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen that.
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  Speaker 1: That's that fucking guy that shot Aubrey got the teachers
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  Speaker 1: are all pissed.
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  Speaker 4: Did you watch Degrassi?
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  Speaker 1: No, I just have seen clips of it.
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  Speaker 6: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this kid got beat up by the school whole
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  Speaker 4: school as a chicken.
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  Speaker 6: I can't read the article because it's paywalled.
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  Speaker 4: There's a clip of it too, there's a video. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I thought he sent me this. I thought he was
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  Speaker 4: fucking with me, that's crazy. That must have been the craziest.
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  Speaker 1: Day of all time.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine going home to your parents after that, he chicken.
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  Speaker 5: The other people like at the people they were like,
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  Speaker 5: I was, how was the pep rally? It was fucking awesome? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: or the pep if all time might be in trouble. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The cops come by the house later.
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  Speaker 4: I was at the bottom of the pig pile and
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  Speaker 4: I took a couple of liberty licks at the old chicken.
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  Speaker 5: People were probably so do that. That's like the best
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  Speaker 5: way to get a school fired up for the year.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't resist. Why, I knew nobody would.
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  Speaker 6: See me. He would do a sequel to The Monkey
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  Speaker 6: Boy doc about this. Yeah, they showed this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah he's cool. He's a cool guy. I mean he's really.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's grown.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's I think he's been become more appreciative
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  Speaker 4: of life and all that. I'm sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a second lease. Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: He does a big golf trip every year and he
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  Speaker 4: invited me to come on it. And he said, how
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  Speaker 4: much with something like that costs? And he had told
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  Speaker 4: me this whole story. Money's probably not an issue for him,
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  Speaker 4: So that was my point. Like he Initially, I was like, man,
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  Speaker 4: I probably I should probably do that for free for
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  Speaker 4: the guy who was beating up in the chicken costume
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  Speaker 4: and had to relearn how to walk, talk and sing
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  Speaker 4: a golf club. But then he told me how much
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  Speaker 4: he settled for, and I was like, that'd be twenty
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  Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy. Oh he wanted you to do stand
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  Speaker 5: up on it.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, just come out and play golf in the golf.
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  Speaker 6: Trip with them.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's interesting. I actually I think I said fifteen,
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  Speaker 4: but now that I'm thinking about it, it should have been twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ten million is a lot I would probably get. Eh,
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  Speaker 5: that's pretty rough getting beaten by the entire school, but
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  Speaker 5: it is a really good way to like get the
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  Speaker 5: whole school to like that's like a bonding exercise. They
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  Speaker 5: all probably after that, they're probably we are all one,
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  Speaker 5: like we're all gonna take We're going to go to
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  Speaker 5: the grave with this.
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  Speaker 4: All right, honest question. What brings a school school body
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  Speaker 4: together more communal beating of a chicken or a school
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  Speaker 4: shooting that you also definitely the chicken. Really.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, one school shooting divides.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely does it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, you've become like a face of one of
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  Speaker 7: the two parties. Yeah, and everyone Twitter at least. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you don't want to be that's I don't think that
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  Speaker 7: brings the school together at all. Else think you don't
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  Speaker 7: even really see anybody for another year after that happens.
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  Speaker 7: Why because they have to shut down the school. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: I don't think it's like, let's all go back in
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  Speaker 7: the next day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can go to school next day. After beating
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  Speaker 4: up a chicken. They probably all went to gym class
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  Speaker 4: after that into what went down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they probably also went on with their day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.
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  Speaker 1: I got a test after this.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine having to ticket you got a big trionometry test.
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  Speaker 4: Teacher goes, why is everyone sweating? Yeah, they're like, you
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  Speaker 4: missed it.
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  Speaker 5: The pep rally was fucking nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Did they know it was a student or was that
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  Speaker 1: like that?
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  Speaker 4: That's the that's why they all knew who The why
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  Speaker 4: it was horrific is that they knew who was him
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  Speaker 4: and it was the teacher I think who uh pushed
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  Speaker 4: Everyone was like, oh gottamn, got up. Yeah, it's David
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  Speaker 4: in there.
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  Speaker 5: They must have started as kind of like they wanted
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  Speaker 5: to make like a friendly little gag.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think if you look at the video and
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  Speaker 4: you can find the video, I would love to see
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  Speaker 4: the video. They're pig piling on him. But the question remains,
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  Speaker 4: why did they pickpile and then beat the shit out
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  Speaker 4: of him?
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  Speaker 5: It probably just it probably started as like a pig pile,
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  Speaker 5: like let's all jump on the chicken, and then somewhere
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  Speaker 5: in there probably got tr mixed in someone accidentally threw a.
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  Speaker 4: Jab trying to get up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it could be, and then another person was like,
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  Speaker 5: oh shit, we're fighting the chicken now.
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  Speaker 4: Or someone was like he's fighting back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like that video of the fucking the
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  Speaker 5: crips getting initiated into the gang.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I've never seen that fight back. You've never seen that.
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  Speaker 4: Do they tell him to fight back? They have? They
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  Speaker 4: get jumped by like the whole gang. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 4: that back and for what like a minute or forty
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  Speaker 4: five seconds, you just a.
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  Speaker 5: Good amount of time everyone's just beating the fuck out
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  Speaker 5: of him and they're yelling fight back, and you can't
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  Speaker 5: fight back.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you try your best, but I.
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  Speaker 6: Think, oh, he did, what year was this, Oh, four?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, maybe that sounds like a long time ago, but
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  Speaker 4: I guess it was just when did you graduate high school?
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  Speaker 4: I was seven? Jesus, did you go to high school? Yeah? Nineteen? Wow,
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  Speaker 4: that's crazy, dude. Did you ever? Guys ever get in
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  Speaker 4: fights and stuff? God? People up. Now.
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  Speaker 5: There was one fight when I was in eighth grade,
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  Speaker 5: and that was a big deal. But it was always
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  Speaker 5: like anytime there was a fight, it would be like
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  Speaker 5: some weird kid would transfer to our high school and
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  Speaker 5: like try and kill someone and then everyone would like
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  Speaker 5: beat the fuck out of him. But it'd always be
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  Speaker 5: like the other weird kid that already went to our school.
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  Speaker 5: They would like have like intense.
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  Speaker 4: Beef, the weird battle of the weird.
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  Speaker 5: It was always the kids that were like smoking weed
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  Speaker 5: in like seventh grade.
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  Speaker 4: Ya, you got it? Can you angle the computer our way?
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  Speaker 4: Or yeah, this is this is dark, this is fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: Man boy, We really need round, don't.
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  Speaker 5: We should be here soon. If he's done spitting spitting,
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  Speaker 5: he said, we can go. They said we could go
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  Speaker 5: over Florida though, Yeah, yeah we can draft. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna do a draft at some point for sure.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Oh, you texted it. We can't we can't
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  Speaker 4: pull we can't pull it up on the big screen. Right,
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  Speaker 4: all right, let's see here. Fuck, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. Yeah, I don't have it. He gave it
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  Speaker 4: to you. Let's see. Yeah, if you're watching it home,
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  Speaker 4: you got to look up this chicken beat down so
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  Speaker 4: you can watch that with us. It's mad.
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  Speaker 5: I guess we probably shouldn't talk about this anymore.
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  Speaker 4: No, we should move on.
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  Speaker 1: Radio.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't go.
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  Speaker 5: I do want to see it, but it doesn't really
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  Speaker 5: help if just we watch it from this angle and
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  Speaker 5: see it.
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  Speaker 4: You kept minding it, even though I need.
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  Speaker 6: To, like cut to music breaks. I have a PM,
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  Speaker 6: I can play song.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they fucking Oh dude, his head pops out.
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  Speaker 5: Oh dude, they knew who he was from the jump.
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  Speaker 5: The mask falls off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this definitely was a while ago, because this camera,
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  Speaker 1: this is like similar to like the videos of like
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  Speaker 1: nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 4: That's a fuck like that's similar camera, the flip phone.
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  Speaker 4: That's the flip phone. I was watching a nine to
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  Speaker 4: eleven documentary. Oh dude, they beat the fuck out of
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  Speaker 4: him the other night. I don't know why. I chose
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  Speaker 4: to the whole school is jumping on him.
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  Speaker 1: The whole school, like like the cheerleaders are getting in
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  Speaker 1: the Mixud, you.
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  Speaker 4: Got ten and a half million. Think about like how
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  Speaker 4: much that.
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  Speaker 1: Whole football team it's all dudes wearing jerseys?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Are they like playing a team called the chickens the
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  Speaker 1: next week?
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  Speaker 4: Might that might have been it? It has to be
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  Speaker 4: the whole football team chucked on him. He might have
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  Speaker 4: been dressed as the mascot for the opposing school. I
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  Speaker 4: bet that's what it was, something like that, But they knew.
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  Speaker 6: It was Laden.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The next day did Russell brand after what nine to eleven?
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  Speaker 4: He went to work as Ben Lauden.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll up the article.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder why.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty fucking ballsy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's uh, that's like before Ben Lauden had even
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  Speaker 4: claimed credit.
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  Speaker 5: Now they all thought it was Saddam Hussein.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's not right, it is.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was eighty percent of America thought Saddam
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  Speaker 5: Hussein was in charge of nine to eleven until like
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  Speaker 5: twenty ten.
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  Speaker 4: You always do this, We always get into the weeds
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  Speaker 4: on nine to eleven and it's true.
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  Speaker 1: But it's true. You can look it up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yikes. Oh we are, We're just like green screen.
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  Speaker 4: So so Sas and I went to Roan's apartment on
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  Speaker 4: Monday night.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, massive apartment. Yeah, it's like a warehouse, bigger.
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  Speaker 4: Than in this office. You could roller bladen there, you.
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  Speaker 1: Could do anything in there.
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  Speaker 5: I was walking in, I saw the building and I
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  Speaker 5: was like, a, this is pretty fucking crazy, door man,
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  Speaker 5: pretty wild. And then I got up to his floor
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  Speaker 5: and it was like all of the doors, the doors
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  Speaker 5: to get into the apartments are like these massive fucking doors,
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  Speaker 5: big doors. They're like twenty foot doors bank vault.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And then you walk in and it was like Ron
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  Speaker 5: all the way on the other side of the apartment,
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  Speaker 5: which was.
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  Speaker 1: Like a mile away a mile Like Ron.
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  Speaker 6: Looked like did you guys walk the sprint job?
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  Speaker 5: It was, I mean, Francis was running around the apartment.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out what the.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember I came in. I was I brought
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  Speaker 4: a whole plate of food that I just cooked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I think that's weird. No, not at all.
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  Speaker 5: I showed up with a plate of dinner that they
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  Speaker 5: live in the same building, and I brought a plate
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  Speaker 5: just came down from the floor above and then I
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  Speaker 5: had to create a seating area for myself to eat
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  Speaker 5: my dinner while they ordered food. Yeah, if I'd known
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  Speaker 5: you guys were going to order food, I probably wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: have cooked myself dinner. Well, I didn't know we were
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  Speaker 5: ordering food either. I thought you were cooking us all dinner.
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  Speaker 5: How about this? How about texted me yeah, and you
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  Speaker 5: didn't respond. I was busy, do you want dinner?
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  Speaker 4: And I know? And I was busy, too busy to
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  Speaker 4: say yes or no. Yes, I was on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: You can't speaker quick out. I didn't even know I
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  Speaker 4: got texted.
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  Speaker 1: But dude, shocking.
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  Speaker 5: I texted Rome yesterday and I was like, I can't
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  Speaker 5: stop thinking about how fucking big your apartment is.
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  Speaker 4: That's big, dude.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you walk in and Roan is like this big.
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  Speaker 5: It's like the it's like when you see the comparison
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  Speaker 5: of the Earth to the sun. Yeah, you know those
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: comparisons was just the blue dot that's Roan inside of
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: his apartment.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: The ceilings are like seventy feet tall.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: Taking a piece in the middle of the nights, like
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: the long tracking shell.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Oh Runner, it's crazy, It's insane, and it's like it's like, uh,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: have you ever seen the dude that created kombucha?
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: This is the comparison that I use. Have you ever
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: seen that video, like the old Code Co and Noel
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Miller video. It's like, that's what his apartment looks like.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: It's like all minimum, Like this table would definitely be
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: in there, but it would be worth like twenty thousand dollars.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: It wouldn't be this one. And it's like that would
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: be this would just be like in the center of
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: like a massive room. There would be nothing else in
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: the room, and he'd be like, holy shit, look at
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: that fucking table, Like they had this big ass They
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: have this massive like a dining table thirty feet long
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: and there's just two chairs on both ends.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Are we giving too much info? I feel like you're
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: giving too much info and runs apartment?
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: What it is the info that I gave that he
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: has a dining room table.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: I don't know it's his home. There's a lot of
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: like really personal stuff you're saying about his apartment. What
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Sorry we lost it there for a second. Everybody, We're back.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: This is Son of a Boy Dad Live podcast. A
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: couple of technical difficulties, I'll let you know have talking
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: about chickens getting beaten up. Generally don't know what the
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: houses happen.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: We're just schelling. It's the barstool difference exploded.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: I think.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: I like the Chicago guys, aren't.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: It was an interruption in the feed. We're back.
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  Speaker 4: Ron round Ron really need them for the show. Yeah no,
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  Speaker 4: we got this. Well, so let's say, let's let's talk.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: About so, let's get back to the chicken get really,
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: let's get back down to it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: That guy got fun pumbles, Yeah he got beat up?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it turned him into these flats butterfly chicken exactly. Now,
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Sass is still alive.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: All right, good?
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: What'd you say back to Roane's apartment? Oh yeah, we
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: don't have to talk about Ron's apartment anymore. Well, I
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: wanted you to. I came in. I was excited to
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: have some drinks, drinks with Roan. Boys night, Monday night
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: football Birds.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Game lost, everything lost.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: I've been up.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I was up four hundred dollars last week in bedding.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: It's all gone four dollars in the account.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Nice. So we're watching the game. I mean that's tough
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: to do. And I'm drinking a beer and Ron's having
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: a beer. He's had a couple, and I, Sass won't drink.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: I don't understand why this is such a big It
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: was a Monday night and I was like, I'm not
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: drinking because I drank all weekend and I'm going to skankfest.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: This is I can interrupt. It sounds like you have
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: a problem.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well I don't. Normally I didn't. I don't drink
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: that often. But what if you only drink when you're
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: with me?
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Do I want my friends to drink? I want you
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: to be drinking with me.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't want to drink.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: You are opting, you're saving your drinking. You're like, get
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: forcing me to have a sober sass night so you
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: can save your drinking nights for other friends.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I'm taking my drinking nights for the weekend and I.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Don't have to do feelings.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: That's what you should do.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: You should save your drinking nights for nights where you
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: can drink.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Come on, since when do you have any structured of
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: week situation?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Always don't.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I don't like to drink on the weekdays.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: That's not true. We always drink together during the week,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: maybe on like a Thursday, Wednesdays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, I don't drink.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: I don't drink Monday, Tuesday, weekend.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Wednesday is a weekend, So I drink sometimes Wednesday, sometimes Thursday,
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: usually Friday Saturday. And I try to only really drink
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: heavily one night a week. What night doesn't I don't
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: know what depends Tomorrow night definitely.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, My point being, you know.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Hopefully take it easy Friday Saturday.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: If you if your friends are putting something together like
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: that and it's a fun thing, I think you.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I actually don't really like drinking while I watch football.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I like to just ball out.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I think you should be drinking.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: No, is it still going or now? It's shocking how
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: many people stayed watching. We only lost like two hundred
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: viewers this green and then they just that's probably when
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: they get the most excited.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Can we pull that off? Because I don't want to
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: look at the comments? There we go, all right, well
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: we're back. Let's just take this thing from the top.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I guess yeah, yeah.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: So welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: We are live for the third time today, and a
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: lot of people like to talk shit about our work ethic.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: But I don't know a lot of people that have
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: gone live three times in one day, so that's always
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: a plus.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: What were you gonna say? Well, like, I just stopped
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: you there, No, that's okay, I didn't have anything. I'm
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: glad you took the reins.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well we're here. We're gonna do this every Wednesday.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: As you guys all know, Roan is doing a rap
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: battle upstairs that it seems to be going overtime. And
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: that is that you got any big plans for the weekend.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Francis going anywhere fun?
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Well, thinking about going upstate. Are you on the road
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: this weekend? No, well, I've got go to that Go
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Seek Francis in New York City sold out? Sorry, and
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: even if you wanted.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: To, you can't like hotcakes.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: They did added how many shows, Well.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: We only added the one on the late one on Thursday.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: That's still more than zero. And then they decided to
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: cancel it. No, yeah, why, I'll tell you.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Didn't it sell out? It was? But the other two souls, Hey, hey,
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: rore all right. We've had a hard time.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: We've had a lot of technical different very stream went
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: out twice.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Been one of the one of the worst episodes of
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Swell of all time.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Is it recording though?
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they're putting it on the old row feed.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: T shirts.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: It has not been going well. Are we good now?
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Is it live? Yeah? We've been loud this whole time.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: The video goes in and out. But well, they've been
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: able to hear us when we weren't smart smart, Why.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Were you guys saying some nasty things?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Well, as soon as we saw that the cameras had
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: cut out, we thought, that's our opportunity to throw out
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: a whole bunch of racist slurs.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, racist slurs are old bro Homophobic slurs are the ones.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Those are in. No, I think so those are in.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: People are going with these days.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Don't act like you don't know, Hi do?
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I just go with them all, dude, I don't know
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: which ones are best. Was talking about your apartment?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I was, and he said, wait, why why why are
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you talking about it? Why did you not even wait
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: until I got here?
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: That's what I said. We were out of stuff to
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: talk about. What.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: He mentioned that a table in Frances was like cut that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I said.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I said, you have a big ass table with two chairs,
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: and he was like, I feel you're giving away too
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: much information.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Ten seconds later.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be able to geolocate what you said.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: You said, he's got this big table and it's right
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: near the bathroom which had skid marks in the toilet.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Nod say that skid marks.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't thank you for not telling them he
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: didn't have skid marks. I would if you did have
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: skid marks, I would say something, but you didn't.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: You let me up.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: You did have there's a a whole.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Thing of roaches in your bathroom. Though, like the joints,
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: you get some raid those things, not the bad.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Kind, dude.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Speaking of roaches, my roach motels eliminated all of the roaches.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen a single roach since I put them down.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Because they know they're not fucking stupid.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: No, they go and they get the bait and they
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: bring it back and it kills all of them.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: No, I think that they see that and they tell
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the boys.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: They probably do.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: There's been no mice and no roaches because it is
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: a fun I mean there's traps everywhere.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Cut rats, well, I don't have rats.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: The rats are outside of the encampment and they scream
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: screaming rats. What kind of screaming? I think you're mispronouncing
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the word cats. No, rat sound like sturry around all
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: the time. Cats.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: It's so obnomous. You're thinking of cats. But I can
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: understand why you would have mixed those.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Two rum tum teaser.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: I know what I'm hearing because at first I thought
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: it was birds because it's like a chirping it's.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: A long animals at all.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: It's a long chirping noise. And then I realized it's rats.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: You think that that's more of a pig squeal. This
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: is I don't know how to do the noise. That's
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: as that's as good as I can make.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: It when when they're screaming. I was really thinking it
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: was something like that would be awesome if that's what
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: it was. But it's a fucking it's bad because I'm
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I'm right by the streets, so I can hear the rats,
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: and then I hear people on the phone walking by
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: my apartment, like yelling.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They're always in fights.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Everyone's always on the phone. Anytime someone walks by my
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: apartment on their phone. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, see,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I did a pretty good job.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Well that is pretty good. That's what I in pain.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: That's probably the ones that you gave the poison to
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: that are like giving it to their family.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: To my apartment.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: They die because of how much poison there is. It's
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: like Star Wars. It's like uh, Ronald Reagan's space defense
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: program from the eighties.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, star Wars, of course. I do.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: The Cold War, of course, bro, I'll forget it. We
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: know all about that ship.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: The Cold War does not count as a war though, really, yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: shut the fuck.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Up, Sporkle. Sporkle said it. Sporkle said, it's not a
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: war really, Yeah, Oh, it's like because there's no there's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: no troops.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Because no one. I guess no one died.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It just kicked those feet up there. You know, the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Korean Wars are still happening.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Vietnam, No, the Cold War, you know, no one died
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: in me. Vietnam was the police action.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: No, I know, I know what VA. I would not
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: mistaken in the Cold War for Vietnam. Well, you could
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: a pretty big mix up.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You might know you could because you're because you're so
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: fucking young.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: I wasn't a lot backing nom like you guys.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and Francis were going to get drafted. Yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: me and Francis moved to Cuba so we wouldn't get drafted.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we took turns hacking each other's thumbs off.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: In World War One, they would stick their fingers up
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: out of the out of the trenches that someone would
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: shoot them in the finger so they could go home.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: That takes a pretty good shot.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I think they were kind of just hoping. I don't
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: think there was like someone on the other side aiming
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: for fingers.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: What was the war movie that came out this year,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: All Quiet on the Western Front. Did you guys watch that. No,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: but I've heard it's really that's so fire. I just
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: watched the Covenants scene. Covenant's good too, it's good.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: I didn't like how I found out halfway through that
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: it's not real.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: How'd you find out how? Because you searched for the ending.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: No, I searched to see if it was a true story,
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: because it got so crazy that I was like, is
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: this this really happened.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I've and I've referenced that movie like the last eight
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: podcasts we've done. I love that movie.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: That movie is great.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good guy Richie's, the cove guy Richies.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Of course, you can't forget it's guy Richie's. It's gotta
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: be a good it's got to be a strong movie
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: if you're gonna have your name in the title.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: It did feel a little Arab savior easy to me.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Arab savior, What does that even mean? You know, like
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I mean white savior. No, he's not the savior, the
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: white dude. No, the Arab dude.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: The Arab guy saves he drags him out of the.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, he does save him. But then
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: the white dude saves him too. No, a much more
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: heroic fashion definitely. He puts it all back on the line.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: He goes back out to war to.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Save the Arab guy, carried him in a wagon over
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: mountain ranges and threw the Hindu Kush mountains and was
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: did way more to save damn than you. Jonen Hall
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: got some papers in order.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Jake Jollenhall went back out onto the field.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean he wouldn't have been able to
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: even do that if the Arab guy hadn't even done.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You know who is most thankful for that movie is
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the Arabic stunt actors and background guys who hadn't got
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: booked in a movie since like twenty twelve, when everyone
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: was like, we're at we have too many Arab villains
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: in the movies, and so they kept on making all
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: the villains like non Middle Easter and are like Russian
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: And then finally for a while too, Yeah, what is
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: red Don Russia?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: It's North South, It's North Korea.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the first Red Don is Russia, right, the original
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: that movie.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I heard it's.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Like the lamest ship of all time. Why did they
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: have to pick a name for them?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: So? It was pretty silly.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: If me and my friend started like a private militia,
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: I don't think we would have a name.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I think we'd just be like this is us.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I think I think you have a name.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: And they're single handedly it's like Josh Peck single handedly
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: taking down the entire North Korean They Drake and Josh.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's in Uh yeah, isn't Thor in it?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Thor?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: What's his name? Uh, Chris Heavensworth. I might he might
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: be don Yeah, he might be Or is.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It just Josh Peck?
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I heard some I learned some disturbing information this week.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I learned that Leonardo da Vinci was gay.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Oh that's not surprising me.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Why are you not surprised by that?
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Because he was a painter.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: So what Billy and Spotter paint.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: There's not a lot of straight dudes who are Yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: but they paint houses.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: No, Well that you think that there's not all?
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Do you think that Savinci had like a side job
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: is like anything houses? He was just sick and he's
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: doing it with like the thinnest brush in.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: The world water coloring mouses.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, painting a fucking massive wall with just like a
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: one millimeter brush.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: No, he got arrested when he was twenty five years
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: old for a sodomy of a male prostitute here or
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: hit him and four of his bros, four of his
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: artist bros.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: It always amazes me how far back prostitution goes.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: The oldest prosute, the oldest uh, the oldest profession people
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: people have been doing that ship.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know they prostitution actually came around before we
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: acknowledged that, like people could even be siblings.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Who hoose before? Bros? What it was?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like proceute mathematically damn good? When was prostitution?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Because for a while they were just raping? He said,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: when was prostituted? Well, it's truly, Oh, for a while
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: they were there was not really any rules around sex.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: So someone was like, you got to pay for that? Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I think it was as soon as they invented money.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You think as soon as money came around, they're like,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: what can I spend this goal going on? Got burning
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a hole in my tunic? Yeah, I gotta fucking buy
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: some boy ass twenty five year old boy asshole with this.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that, dude, prostitutes go back that far. Yeah,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: oldest profession, they say, old.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Older than female prostitutes. Wasn't didn't Romulus and Remus their
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: mother was a wolf, But I think that a wolf
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: was an allusion to a prostitute.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I believe? Probably wrong?
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Romulus and Remus, What is this? What are you doing?
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get comfortable. I'm not Do you know
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: why I'm trying to get comfortable trying to sit up? Yeah,
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: because I'm drowsy. Oh, you were absolutely.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Right behind this room makes you fucking tie.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Goddamn room man.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I said, we can't have any other room in this
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: entire nfic, no matter how hard we ask.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Put my feet up.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: No, I'm fine.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: I have I drank a cold brew before this.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: You usually do, Yeah, smart so that'll come back to
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: destroy my life.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Cold It's one kind of cold brew that I like.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean silver bullet silver. So I was talking
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: about this ass was refusing to have drinks at your house,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: which I took personally.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I know. Me and Francis got bombed.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Francis got fucking I mean sloppy drunk. We had
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: to almost carry him up to his apartment. Francis showed
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: up wearing no shoes or sock such, barefoot.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Carrying a plate of a plate of eighteen slices of chicken,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: literally chicken, and no good parts of the chicken.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I've never seen one seen someone only eat chicken breasts.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Those were thighs. They're gonna buy all the chicken, mixing
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: some bros. Thigh or thigh. I like the thigh. The
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: thigh is the best one. That's that's all. It was
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: all thigh. Look at you, fucking telling tales out of school.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: You don't even know how to make me look stupid?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I know what else? Did? What else did you guys
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: say about it?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I was pissed that he didn't drink with us. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I don't. We don't. I don't drink. We don't all
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: get to drink together very often, and for him to
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: be with us and run drink together all the time.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: We just had a cold brew together.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Well, the one other time that we all drank together
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: run and I left without even saying.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Best friends, remember that. Yeah that is true, and it
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: was actually my birthday. Birth thanks for bringing that uphole.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was so annoying. I was, genuinely I
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: was furious when you guys did that.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I know you weren't.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: I literally went to take a piss and I came
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: back and you guys were all gone.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You were taking it for a like no, but did
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you know Jordan Jensen here like five minutes before then.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: You guys were like, you guys were like, Shane's on
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: his way here, We're all gonna hang out.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: We're gonna go do karaoke and play pool after this.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: And I was like, all right, it sounds good. I'm
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: gonna go take a piss. I'll be right back, come back.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Everyone's gone.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: We thought those would be exactly the types of things
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: that would make you take your time peeing long enough
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: to let us get out of I was like, my
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: it was not even my birthday.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: You were doing your hair for a hand was my birthday?
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Now, Francis was I.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I never do that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: I don't do my hair for those. I just do
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: them Francis.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Like Francis shows up in a suit for the Hanna
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Burner videos.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Dude, you wish that's like, that's like Francis's Rogan.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: But I mean he does Rogan numbies on there.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: He does. You wish you could be in a Hannah
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Burner I do, but he did.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Know I'm not one of those people that stands to
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: the side when they're recording and being like, can I
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: go next?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Me next?
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: I don't either, Dude, I know you don't. He's a
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: fan favorite, just doing my thing. He's a fan favorite.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: He did twenty million views. But she kind of out
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: she kind of outgrew the New York comedians too big,
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: too big for us, too big. Now she does fucking
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: she'll be doing them with like Haley Bieber. Yeah, she's
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: always at like award shows doing them.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Wow. Good for her, It's fucking awesome. I saw her
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: this past weekend in Phoenix playing tennis. Yeah, we played
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: tennis and we went to a really la kind of
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: fucking food place.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: What pedophiles.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: It was it was called Toco Madero. You ever heard
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: of this place?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: It's a gigantic almost I don't know, super high ceilings.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: It kind of reminds me of your apartment.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, big tables, just two chairs one another.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: I mean chair or a fourth chair would be ideal
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: for this table.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: We ordered the fucking chairs. Dude, they're on backwarder. This
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: isn't the ten your wife eat dinner? Do you sit
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: at all the ends of that table? Are you guys
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: yelling to you have to have like a mega fat
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: by your side to get you just light a single
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: candle in the middle of it, like where Mary Todd
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: and Abe Lincoln.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: It's crazy how big that table is.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: No, it's the She's gonna like be like that's why
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to have people.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: I could see you having like a tire in that
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Like it reminds me of a museum. What the full
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: We have a one room which is a tire hanging
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: from the.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Talking about that. Literally it's a it's a one bedroom apartment.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Round.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Don't be foolish, it's literally a fool yourself. First of all,
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: it's not because you have a guest bedroom. It's a
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: guest room. But there's not even windows in there. It's
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: a bonus room. Go that necklace on Francis, slide into that.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: You're gonna fucking hurt yourself for sure by doing that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: He's strong. How would he hurt himself? See now he's safe.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Now he's not gonna slouch.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: That's the best protection. If it's a thunderstorms, Pasture improver
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: and now I'm awake? Is it? Yeah?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Pasture does it changes everything, like fucking Romulus and Remus.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: That's the best thing that you could do if you're
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: in if you're in a lightning storm.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: This ground yourself.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Well, they say being in a car because it just
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: hits the tires.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I'm ready to fall in a rushing river because.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: The tires prevented or something fall and break that table.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: If I fell into a rushing river right now, I'd
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: be safe.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: I was down in Golden Colorado the other week, home
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: of course, brewing, come home, of course, and uh, there
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: was a there's a river that people like to like.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: It's like people like to raft and tube on it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: And I was with my buddy, but it's the Colorado River.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: That was with my friend Bow and we decided and
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: he wanted to take a dip in it real quick,
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: and I was like, I'm not going.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: To do that. But who which friend? Bow?
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: And there was a dude on a on a tube
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: and he like got caught in it and stood up
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: and the tube just took off and he chased the
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: tube for it had to have been like like until
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I couldn't see him anymore, which was like a like
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: a half a mine.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: He was. He was running alongside along trying to.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: But he's running because it's only like a foot deep,
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: so he's running trying to get to the tube and
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: he just couldn't get it. Dude, at that point, you
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: just got to show up with like how much those
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: tubes cost?
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Fifteen dollars? Not much, But you have to get down
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: that river.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Tube's gone, but you have to sit there by another tube.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: How are you going to get there?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: You have to like walk down if you rented the tube,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: how's you going to even get back to the tube place?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Walk on the street instead of having to walk on
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: rocks and fucking it was bad. What are the names
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: of your other friends Matt and Bow and Nate. Well
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: we already know Bo, so it's it's No, everyone knows
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: all of them.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: No, but you only talk about Bow and rarely about
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: never about.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Because I see Bo the most. I don't think you
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: really would even put Nate in your inner circle. I
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: text Nate more than I text anybody else. But Nate's
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: the guy. It's like we need a fourth.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: No, it's not at all. Actually, for a while, if I was,
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I was made.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Well, what makes you like so much more than the
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: other two?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like Bow more than the other two. He's
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the alpha. Bo' is the alpha. He set the body type,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: he set their manner.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: I'm definitely the alpha.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: I promise you it is.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: When did they visit you? When was the last time
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Bo visited New York?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Six months ago?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: And how many times have you visited Boy? You do
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: go for Bow Alaska Colorado?
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't go visit Bow in Alaska? And also Colorado
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: was fine. I like to get out of New York City.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you visit him a lot.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: New York will beat you down. Do you guys split
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: a bed when you are going places?
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: No, he happened. He just always has an extra bed.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Do you really No, they've gone head to toe before.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, we've done that of course everyone does that.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: When were in Iceland, it was a lot of that.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: It was a lot of three dudes in one twin bed.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Wow, because you only pay.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: For one hotel room. And then we also had our
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: sleeping bags. Some one of someone would sit.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: On the floor. That's unconscionable. It's on what unconscionable one.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: You can't be going three guys in the bed if
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: you're going on a vacation internationally, well they're all broke,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: but going a more realistic vacation.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: And not everyone lives in a fucking seven hundred million
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: dollars bro.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I used to pray for times like that to Ryan
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: like that. I used to fucking dude, I used to be.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I skipped so many fucking vacations like fun times out
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: fucking dinners and ship Dude. I was poor for so long.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I was poor, way longer than you were ever poor
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: into bro, we get it.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: I was the poorest of all. I have no no
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: crickets out of the fucking air ducts and bang them
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: outs and come into a ball.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I escaped from North Korea. I walk of all. I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: swam out of North Korea. We were literally eating rats.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: We would plump them up with garbage and then kill them.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I escaped Lincoln Work, Chicago.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I can't believe. I mean, you're hanging out with guys
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: like Bow and stuff, wealthy.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Bow, Yeah, whoa who? These guys are rich enough to
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: be skinny. They have their probably.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: The guys they.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: All have abs, like they just carried the crucifix for
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: twelve miles.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Ripped up guys going to their fancy gyms. Your friends,
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: all of you guys, None of them go to fancy
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: gym having tons of money. We didn't ron and I
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: didn't have that.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't have any of that. We were coming out
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: of a favella. We came from.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Man slept on air mattresses together in Penn State for months.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I slept on. I slept on an air mattress my
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: first two years in New York, but I probably.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Slept on an air mattress last year for one night.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: I was a fucking tire.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis hangs in attire, angle in it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: When Francis came over, I mean, just battle of who's richer.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I probably my own cooked Fooh my god. I was like,
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: I can't doing.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Well when we're when we're at when we're in that apartment.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: He goes by Adam, he doesn't go by her own.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my lord at him, this is shocking. I'm in
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: full Harry Potter. Oh my gosh, I got like my
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: glasses on. Your mud room is double the size of mine.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Look at this rumpus room. I'm gonna I'm gonna call
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: my my reelchor. This is a fuck uncons That's where
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I learned the word. It was good. It was good,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: fun to uh mix it up with my two rich friends.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I lost my fucking bets. I had
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: to walk over the Brooklyn Bridge. I asked her if
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: you get me an uber and he was like fuck no.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: No, you said you were taking your one wheel home.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: It's like, damn, you're still riding your one wheel. I
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: just saw sass zooming off into the night, zooming off
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: into the wilderness. Bro Da Vinci would walk around in
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a in all pink. He wore exclusively pink. They didn't
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: even have pink back then. He's a painter. What do
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you think was not a color? Back he didn't have
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: the color pink. No, he was like pressy. He was
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: like a pretty.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Uh pink pink wasn't a thing until Clinton was a president,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: until roses have been around. Dude, what are you talking red?
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: They make pink roses. Roses are red, violets are asure.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: No, maybe, I mean I'm I've never even seen a
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: pink rose.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: That might be at him.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: I thought the roses might not have pink roses in
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: my roses.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: It was during the Trump protests when.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Around the holidays, Erica hand delivers pink roses Adam and
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: and Francisco's apartment.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Look at that pinker than your your fingernails.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, you are your hand is shaken from that coffee.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You just looked at your fingernail.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: It looked like your My hands are always shaking.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Though, that's true.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Old quick turn in the tire, No, not at all.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Just take it early a prop comic. You can't take
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: long because it's temporary.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: You could get cheap.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, you could get cheap ass tickets from game time.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Let's all go to a game together, game time. Let's
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: go to a game.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go to a game. Should we go to Eagles Jets? No,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: he's not going to drink he'll drink it. We'll like
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: tell him. Shane Gillis is going to be there and
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: then he'll he'll have some drinks. We'll bait and switch
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: him and have Shane O'Connor show up.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know how you know Shane O'Connor.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Shane O'Connor's sister stayed at our apartment this past weekend.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, that's crazy. Shane O'Connor is a great guy. Great.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: You don't even know Shane O'Connor.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Do comedy comedy, shaneer comedy, No, Shane O'Connor, Yeah, Philly, Yeah,
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: he's got a mustache.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Nope, he but he has capable of growing. He's capable
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: of growing one, though he had one before.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't know, as I.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: To Philly me, him and Guardini played the celebrity name
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: game for four hours straight and then no one won,
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: and then we stopped a pee and then.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: We saw you the hockey game maker.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: I know you, guys.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I got a drink named after me, big ne Pink Whitney.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I caught. See it, fellas, I invented the thing.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: You pigeon Pink Whitney for legendary moments, Little Damon learns
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: to earn. We got Damon John's booking.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Here, Damon Lillard.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I think different day that we're thinking of you're thinking
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: of Damian and we're I'm talking about a Damond.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Damon in the office, Draymond Green.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: This man knows Ball was in the office yesterday. Yeah,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: and looking for you by he's looking for you. You
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: come into the office for less time than you're on air.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: That's not true. I come here and I come here
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: a little late, and then I stay late.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I self reported to Gas that I was going to
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: be late for the show because I was worried that
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: he was going to crack down on me. Yeah, you
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: should have. It's a good idea, I said, hand up, Gas,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm going to be a little late. Just take
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: it out of my portion of the table next time
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: we go to eleven. Gas is always smart. He's checking
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: everybody's punch clock. He's checking and how much time people
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: spend in HQ Gaz.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: I DM Gaz this weekend and I said, we live
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: right next to each other, and he said, let's get
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: a coffee.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Sometimes smart smart try.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: To get close to him. I thought it was gonna
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: be like, oh, that's funny. See you around town and
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: he's like, yeah, let's get coffee sometime. Let's get it, Like,
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: let's get a latte. I think that's exactly what he
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: said was, let's get a latte sometimes.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: You should do that. You should take him up on that.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Dude, Me and Gaz getting a latte would be horrifying.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You're also shocked that he is the capability of joking. Yeah,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I know, I know he was kidding. Do you think
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: that nobody that's older than you can joke? Because they can't.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You think only young little boys can joke. You think
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: you guys are the only ones that can crack a
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: fucking joke.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Here's the question round that you missed, and I actually
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: want your opinion on it. All right, what brings this
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: student body? We're going back to this one together dark
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: A shooting, yes, or that's one option to school shooting? Right?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: A sex scandal or teacher sex scandal.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: A situation where how the student a student dresses up
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: as a chicken for a pep rally and then the
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: entire football team and a lot of the student body
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: piles on him and beats him up and hurts him.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Is the kid beloved that goes like he was popular,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: you know, the Chicken kid.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: It wasn't popular enough. No, I think that. I don't.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: I think he was. I think that was everyone was
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: rushing and so excited about.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Are your socks too small? Why is the heel of
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: your sock there?
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: There?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: We go, Okay, they are They're not.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: They're Whinny pulls them to where they're supposed to be.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: It's a flat sock. No, they're they're good.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: They're good. Are terrible fitting socks?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: They're probably expensive?
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: What do your socks look like?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: These?
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: These are wool? These are really nice. Yeah, these are
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: really nice socks.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I think that. If so, so, you're saying that the
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: who would know keep the feet up.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Actually want to make yourself self conscious, should.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Be sloppy socks.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: That's like your If you look fucking homeless right now
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: with that fucking ragtag sweater on in the fucking.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Poorly fitting socks, don't say that about him. He's affluent.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Are you looking at me?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: What's your This is polo.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: You got If you're about to make a fucking diss
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: on my my fit, this.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Is Polo and no.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Suirt below? This also Polo? Where did you get that?
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Where did I get this jacket. Yeah, West Virginia Macy's.
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: You guys, okay, over there, shabotage the rough houses. Sabotage
• 47:31
  Speaker 10: rough house over there. We need a lifeguard in here.
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: No horseplay, podcast'll lose it again.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: You're gonna wheel.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: I should be all set.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: That one wheel is really close. My answer is that
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: it's definitely nothing is better than a school shooting.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: No, that's not true, he disagreed. He thinks it's bad
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: because it divides. I don't think it divides. I think
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: it puts everyone.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Into who's on the school shooter side.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying there are, but there's probably people who
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: are like, should should have stopped them?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I should have done the shooting.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're probably people pointing fingers like, well you were
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: a dick to that guy.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: No, it's good for everything. That's like great for the
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: football team.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, the football's got ten.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: And after that, Yeah, the Virginia Tech shooting, they covered
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: every spread.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. That's so bad.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: That is insane. No, they couldn't not covered. It was
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: like a sure bet. And it's like Vegas doesn't want
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to give them, you know what I mean, they want
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: to give them winnable odds.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: They want to get me locked them before they even started.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: That's why the Vegas shooting happened.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Jesus, Chris, you have a sick mind.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just fucking kidding. I thought we're going blue. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: thought this was the late night show. It is it is.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: We like to get dark. Yeah, I thought that we
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: like to get real sick and twisted.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Shellar spots times.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one thirty am.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited about that.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: They're on the net. You're doing the Nasty Show?
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Am? I probably isn't that Tuesday? I don't know.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I believe Tuesday is the Nasty Show.
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: That's not late though, Yeah it is? Mine is what's
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: the Nasty Show? Yeah?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Is there actually one?
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Isn't that Big Jay Show?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: I feel like I think it's called the Nasty It's
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: just like, do nasty material, do your nastiest, give him
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: your worst. I had a fucking I had a group
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: of I had two old people yesterday come up to
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: me when I was walking to uh the gym, and
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: they said, do you know which way the comedy seller is?
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: And I said, I don't let me call my friend
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Francis though he might know where it's at. No, I said,
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: I can give you directions to the stand. Great shows
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: over there too. They put up they do some great
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: shows over there.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Good work.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: And then I said who are you guys seeing at
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: the Comedy Seller And they didn't reply, and I was like, oh,
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: fuck my life, this is real.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: This actually happened because there was no it's he's he
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: told it like he was insulting you, but there was
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: no discernible insult, like yeah, ask my friend France. No,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I wasn't insulting, but the way, like the timber of
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: that story was that you're like, yeah, I asked my
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: fuck and idiot friend Francis. But it would really.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Make me feel bad about myself though, well, because I
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: was all because I had my show last night and
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: it was empty, and uh was it?
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: It was?
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: I mean it was a good show. It's fun show,
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: but it was not. There was not a lot of
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: people there. But I mean it's a free show. It's
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: a bar shows. What can you expect.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe start promoting it, maybe do a little promo
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: I did promote it, but Colin was out of town too.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: So if you need a co host, So I had
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to host.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: It fucking murdered.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Of course you want me to get up there, broke prising.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Best host in New York City?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Something that you want? No.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I think Sipha Sounds Sound is the best host, very
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: famous in New York.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, James Madden is good, James Mad, Oscar is great,
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Oscar's good.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Seipha Sounds really has that deep uh rollodex though he.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Could call up anybody.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sifa Sounds and everybody hip hop through the like.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Type a lot. Sas was telling me, not a huge fan.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I know. That's why I'm bringing it up, because he's
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: always talking shit on Big Sife.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: That's crazy to say. I don't know what literally never
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: even seen you talk to Seifer.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Me and him talk all time.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: I have said way more words to him in my
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: life than me and him.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Scootered from the vulcan to the creak and the cave,
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: and he was flying.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I do that. I scooter down there. I always get
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: the You definitely weren't with the bird pass, but I
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: we flew around town.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: That must have been a sight to see me and
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: Sipha Sounds buzzed in around the game.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: That's off lying towns also a long way.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: That's awes it is.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a twenty minute twenty minute scooter.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: We were flying. You guys were in formation with Brian
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Right band.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: They offered us a ride lying tower. People were like,
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: do you guys need to ride? And we're like, no, well,
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: scooter that's fun too.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: You guys did you guys force conversation like he's upwind
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: of you and you're like shouting.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: I was laughing the entire time. I was probably also hammered.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: It was the first time I went to Moon Tower. Bro,
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: that's not cool man, now, do you y?
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: No?
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of places because people are probably they
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: got banned early.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, way people are getting them.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: They were just peeling someone off a winch.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: They turned off once you hit a certain like burrow,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: so you can go.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and then you're just yeah, yeah.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: It happened when I was in Tampa, like for not
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: not last weekend, but it happened a while ago, and
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: you have to do the walk, you know, walk them
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: back and try and find what the zone is that
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: they can ride again.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: They banned segways in Miami because someone ran over the
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: mayor's niece. Someone ran over the mayors, but it didn't
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: kill her, just like like one ran over the mayor's
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: niece on the segway on a segway, or she was
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: on a segway. No, no, she was so on a segway.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Someone a segway rider ran over the mayor's niece in Miami.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like getting hit by something like that with
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: a sense of humor. I feel like getting I feel.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Like getting hit by I'd rather get hit by a
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: car then get hit by like a segway or someone
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: one of those like Uberti spikers.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: It would probably hurt more to get hit like like
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: get like impaled by a fucking we're like a guy
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: like a ups guy with a push cart full of
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: boxes or some ship, Like if you're on a bike,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I'd rather get hit by a car than one of
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: those yeah push cart guys. Like that's fucking your day up.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get mangled.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I've said it before, But after that happens,
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: there's no other option besides just you just got a
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: brawl with the dude that you hit. No, you get
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: up and everyone's swinging. It's gonna be like the chicken situation, the.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Jacked as guys in New York are delivery guys like
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the FedEx.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: The adrenaline will be three. You got up and you
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: just start just throwing random objects up.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: It's a handsome, jacked black guy. What the.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Did you not see me?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: It's like a skinny pot belly bike throwing your laptop
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: at him from out of your backpack. It's always like
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: an out of shaped neck bearded dude on a bike.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: And then like the most jacked ups guy that you've
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: ever seen, the most jacked FedEx.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: I mean I've seen I've seen bike on bike collision
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: and it is bad. I saw one and they get
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: up and they instantly are up in each other's faces
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: because I saw one. Oh sorry, I didn't hear you.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: I was talking to my best friend.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: You can tell that's why I saw one.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I think you're hearing this.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: I saw, I saw. I got it because you're like
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: behind me.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't sitting in the middle. Yeah, you could
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: have taken this offset. You could have made me come
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: into the middle when I got here. You don't want
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: the blue chair though, now, don't want the blue chair.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: The brown chair brings out your beautiful poop. Brown eyes
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: on k Yeah, this is a powerful chair.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: So you saw one, Francis, I saw one, so I
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: was taking You know, I can always win because I
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: can always start touching you and you hate.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: That someone crawl inside his own body like a hermit crab.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you think you're winning right now, But I'm winning.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: What what am I winning? You being mean to me?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not mean to you. You're being intentionally nasty. Hell no,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: you're preparing for your you show tonight?
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Sounds are you gonna it? Sounds out?
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: You are?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: You told me you didn't like it? Do you to
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: get it? I don't understand why people that's crazy?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Never he said I should be open.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: One of the nicest guys I've ever met in comedy.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: I do like I like him a lot. Why would I?
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: When are you gonna wreck me as the seller? I'm
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: not once you get on better terms and sipe of
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: sounds because he's there all the time.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: He has that show. He is that uh who's here's
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: that show with the yeah incredible? Have you? Uh?
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Do you think anyone's ever done that? You think anyone's
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: ever gotten past to the seller? And like the next
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: week they try wrecking one of their friends.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: It probably kills both people's career like that.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, I saw these two guys. I was on
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: the Manhattan Bridge. I was biking over.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I like to make jokes about the seller. You don't
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: do that, not about no.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I wonder if I'm talking yet, have I begun
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: or is that still in my head? Because sass sure
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: isn't hearing it.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: This show, this show might have the like the span
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: of like Bastard Radio, just four good episodes and then
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: we're done forever that we need just enough to sell
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: all right, continue, you were biking across the.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: I've lost faith in my own story. The story is
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I was taking a city bike over the Manhattan Bridge
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: and as I was getting on, there was an ambulance
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: parked at the base of the bridge, and I thought,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: oh God. And then I went up and there were
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: two EMTs walking up the bike path and they had
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: huge bags, and I thought, oh boy, man, someone I
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: thought someone had tried to jump or was trying to
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: jump off, and there could have been. Then I got
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: to the middle of the bridge. You know, it's a big,
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: long bridge, big.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Span about seven minutes across the bike.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Two motorized bike food delivery kind of grub hub seamless type.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Guys had clearly gotten into a head on collision because
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: there were bagels and low everywhere.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: And then there's some dude in his apartment, like me
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: messaging the guy being like, why aren't you moving?
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where the fuck are you?
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: Or they were jousting for tips.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that could have been it. And one of
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: them had his face like here had swollen out so far.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: He had a humongous I don't know what you'd call
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: it wound. He was very wounded. There was blood pouring
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: out of his mouth.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: They were just standing there waiting. It was really bad.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: I felt really bad.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: That's horrifying.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: It's hilarious though, to see all the food on the ground.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah you did, I thought, Yeah, there was a lot
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: of food.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Like whose day was ruined more the guy whose face.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Was out to hear dude that's in his apartment waiting
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: for yeah, just like tying his shoes, being like, I
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: guess I gotta go fucking buy food somewhere now.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: The same EMTs like on the phone with Uber EAT's support, Right,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: that's the person who really had the worst day. There's
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: the poor support.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Lady in it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, my refund now explain the outsourced call centered
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: lady who has no idea what the fuck uber eats
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: is just trying to make it right. We're at like
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: an automated but those are probably all chat GPT at
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: this point, like the automated call center return.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: I've found out a way to break through to get
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: a person pretty quick, and you just got to throw
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: them a question that they can't solve with.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Like the one answer response. What's an example, Like if
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: they're like, what do you need help with?
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: And then you say something and they're like I need
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: help with this and it's not one of the options
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: that they list, and then they're like, I'll connect with
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: an agent works every time.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Oh that's nice cool, or.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Else you end up just getting in a fucking clicking
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: the same thing as over and over again.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: It never works.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: The system anywhere, the system failed too limited.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: That's just not right. That shit's fucking bullshit.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Because the options they give you, they're like, what what
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: do you need help with today? And you're like past
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: order and they're like okay, uh, and they give you
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: like options they're all like it's some of them are
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: like order was wrong, and then there'll be one that's
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: like my Uber eats man assaulted me, Like it's all
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: it's like weird.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: There's like weird options. There is like a nine to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: one one option on like is everything okay?
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: I get that message all the time, or like you
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: get it on Uber.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: They're like, hey, you're showing up off your the path
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: that you're supposed to be on. Is everything okay? Imagine
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: how many kidnappings had to go down for the lot
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: install that feature.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get a call automatically now and it's like
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: where it's like you haven't moved in a while.
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  Speaker 4: I have a question safe If you're in a line
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: at an airport, a security line and uh, you see
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: that they're opening up another belt, yes, and you angle
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: for that and then they say we're opening up another
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: line and you go. But the person that was in
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: front of you in the original line then comes to
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: and then that person says, when you get to the
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: new belt, hey, I was in front of you. Oh
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: hell no, that just happened to me. Oh god, I
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: was in.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Front of you.
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  Speaker 5: God I would body slam that guy was a woman,
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I don't Yeah, I was.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: In front of you.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: She was in front of me, and she ho, okay,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: old beat her up.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: She was in front of me in the original line.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: I saw that the new line was opening. I went
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: to it, and then she came to that's crazy to
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: go back in front of me.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: No, you can't do that when you when you get
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: out of that line, it's it's no rules.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I had a similar situation. It was the bins. You
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: know how you go to the four bins. Everybody goes
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: to a bin when they get there, and uh, A
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: guy went to the first bin. He was there with
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: his wife, and there was a one open, waited, a second, waited,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: another second. The wife didn't go to the other bin.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: So I went to the other bin, and then I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: got through and I was taking everything out of my bin,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: and the wife was to the husband and she was like, oh, look,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: he doesn't even put his bin away either, Like she
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: was pissed off about the other thing, and I was like,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do it. I had like that about you,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: about me right in front of me, pissed off that
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I had got gone to like the and maybe I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: should have waited, but I've thought about it every day
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: since then. That was five years ago, we were at
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: the airport that one was that was it me and
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: you when we were there when that girl that like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: child I wasn't the mental breakdown someone else, and unfortunately
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: it was me. She like walked through with her belt on.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: She was like causing a scene in like the the
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: pre through the security line, like bitching at her mom,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: and then she went through with her belt on. The
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: TSA guy was like, I gotta take your belt off,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: and she goes.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I'm literally about to lose my mind. And she's like
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: twelve years old with the parents are like it's okay,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be okay. We just got to get through this,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, what the fuck? But she
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: was like unfortunately, I think she was a card carrying autist,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: not like how comedians call themselves autistic, Like.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: She think she was full on autistic. I think she
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I didn't have that impression at all. You did not, No,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: I feel like if you're autistic, like you studied the
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: rules of TSA before that.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: She was a pink hat autist.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was That's what it was. She did a
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: like pink or blue hair.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I think that there's different flavors of it though.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: She's an autistic actor, like a crisis actor.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that sucked. That pissed me off a lot.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah some people, Uh, well you can retroactively claim it.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: There was a woman a couple of years ago who
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: was in the shed, like a meltdown in a store
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: and she was like, don't film me, like yelling at
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: a black woman who was like filming her. And it
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: was like the height of the twenty twenty one stuff
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: that was going on. And then just this year she's
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: countersuing and being like, this woman has a mental issue
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: and she has anxiety, so you should be able to like,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: it's not her fault because she is this mental stuff
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: going on in anxiety. Yeah, that's crazy. Anxiety doesn't count,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: so it doesn't count. It doesn't count as anything. Even
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the fact that they prescribe medicine for it is an
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: absolute joke. Yeah, well.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: The counter I feel if you anxiety too, that you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: would react to the opposite way to that.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: But panic attacks are actually debilitating.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of panic attacks are making a crazy echo?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Go ahead? One's where people pass out, really, or at
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: least consciousness.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: That happens to me. You pass out? No, but I hyperventilate,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you pass out Flyer Fay show on the corner when
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you fucking bark on the weekends, bastard, you passed out
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: from fucking.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: No, But I've had like hypervve hyperventilated.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: So when we asked you and I said, people pass
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: out from them and you said, yeah, that happens to me.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: And then but I get you to a point, said
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: we said, have you ever passed out? And then you
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: said no, So why would you have said yes in
• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Well, I meant, I meant I have, like I've had
• 1:03:38
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  Speaker 1: if you ever had a panic attack like that, No,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, nobly, I'm not claiming. I'm not claiming them. I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: know what I was saying. I have had that happen
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: to me. You haven't passed out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I've come close. I've been able to not walk. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you're just like you're answering a different.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I guess No, I have not passed out. I think
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: I would have rather passed out in almost every single scenario.
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  Speaker 4: What were you doing driving a car that's Why would
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: you rather have passed out while driving a car? I
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: would have rather pulled over and passed out.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: A controlled pass out.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Well, it was I mean it was not like I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: wasn't driving the car safely.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, because you were hYP hyperventily.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, I was trying to get home because I thought
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: I was gonna die before I got home.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: You think it's a disability?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Uh, if you have panic disorder? Yeah?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Probably so you think you could put it on a
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: college essay and get into a college and be like
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: I panic? No, I think you could. Honestly, I think
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: if you framed it right, if.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: It's impacted your life massively, did you do that?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: What was your SOB story getting into college? I didn't
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: have one. That's why I didn't get into any school.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Got into Dukene, Nope, Dukesny DePaul, that's it, DePaul or
• 1:06:17
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• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You know there's a DePaul.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: I know de Paul. It's in Indiana, right, Yeah, which
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: is right by Illinois. Yeah?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: All right, So fucking h Leonardo da Vinci and fucking
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Michelangelo will both get hired for a paint off and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: they never finished it because they both died. No, they
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: just like didn't want to be the one to finish it.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: But Da Vinci looked over and was like, look at
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: fucking Michelangelo's little fucking men that he painted. They look
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: like walnuts all over muscular. Meanwhile, Da Vinci was so
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: fucking real, dude. Did you know that Da Vinci on
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa? The eyebrows, there's so many layers. They
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: were the most realistic eyebrows ever, and now they're completely
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: gone because the paint has worn away over the years.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: How is the paint warning? Right? Isn't it like in
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: like a It used to be like a way better
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: painting and now it's just like multi like the top levels.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: He never finished the Mona Lisa. He worked on it
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: his whole life. Damn. That's pretty cool.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: What else about doing Mona Lisa is hilarious?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the Mona Lisa? Yeah, of course.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: It's like it's like this small and it's way Yeah
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: you went to Paris, Yeah, and it's so far away
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: because there's a crowd. Yeah, it's like looking it's like
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: if you were looking at a sheet of paper that's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: like one hundred feet away.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: It can't be that. It can't be the best. It
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: can't be the best painting ring.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: No, there's paintings in there that are way better.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: It can't be. It's it's got to just be the
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: fanfare around it.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just the most famous. It's probably the most
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: famous painting ever.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah it is, Yeah, it is.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: It's number one, But it's.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Not even is it even the real Mona Lisa that
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: you're seeing.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you just have no idea. You never know. They
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: don't tell you if they've brought out the reproduction. What's
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: number two?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe the Past of the Christ? Also Di Vinci or
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: the I'm sorry, The Last Supper?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Last Supper is a good. Last Supper is a banger?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Or Starry Night, Storry Knight pretty good. The scream Screaming
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: one is great. I like that one, big fan of
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Munch. Yeah.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: People don't know that he's the one that did the scream.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Munch did. Yeah, I've always loved Munch.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: What else? Uh, that's a rot painting of the park.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's that's great. Is there a monet lily?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Water lilies the Japanese footbridge?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: Did you get see that video of the of the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: dude going around asking all those like girls what with
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: what their favorite architect was or some ship?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: Are they asking? What was the architects named? You remember
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: Frank Lloyd?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Gary or Gary? Yeah, whatever it is? What's his name?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: No it's not Gety, No Getty, there's I mean there's
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: a Getty. He's still alive.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: Oh Gary or something?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: I think it was a g e h R. I yeah, right?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: And what were they dunking on?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: There's just another video so they didn't know it, like
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: look how dumb women are and everyone's like, what are
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: you talking about?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Can you solve this for pie?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just him going around being like do you
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: know who? He'd be like, do you like architecture? That
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: was the big one.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: He'd be like do you like it?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Like it would be like if you went up to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: someone and you're like, do you like rock and roll?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: And then you said some fucking band that had one
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: song eighty years ago? And then they were like, well,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: I guess you don't really like rock and roll. The
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: guys like do you like architecture? And they're like, I guess,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Like who is? Like there's not that many people who
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: are like yeah, oh yeah, I actually fucking love architecture
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: that's a passion of mine. And then and then he
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: lists off this I guess famous architect and they're all
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: and he's like, do you know who that is?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: And they're like no, did people love it in the comments?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Or are the people like you're fucking an idiot?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: The comments were all just like this is so funny,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: these dumb girls.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you see the video of the girl who spiked
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: the guy's piano, the street performer and then had to
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: apologize for it, and then she stole his money. Damn
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: she pushed it. She went to go like push the
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: keys and just the whole thing collapsed onto the ground
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: and while he was playing, and then she took money
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: out of his hat that was on the ground.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's not proper etiquette to steal someone
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: a street performers money. I think that that's probably bad
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: etiquette on their part. But who am I to say?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Anytime there's kids there, there's like young like Nicaraguan kids
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: out front of the barstool office doing tiktoks.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, it's everywhere, It's all over the place.
• 1:10:34
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• 1:10:40
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• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: bust him up here. They probably just send them all
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: to outside of.
• 1:10:46
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• 1:10:51
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• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Make America hard again, like America ever stopped getting hard
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: and soft? I swear to god, dude, I get targeted
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: ads for for a blue choo and it's insulting to me.
• 1:11:18
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• 1:11:19
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• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: I get all.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I always need targeted ads for those mints.
• 1:11:26
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• 1:11:27
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• 1:11:34
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  Speaker 1: Michelangelo yeah, I guess it would be too dudes, they
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• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: When you pull it off, it goes the rejuvenation type thing.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: It's like the Kylie Jenner lip challenge.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: No, I know, I don't think it does anything good. Yeah,
• 1:12:29
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• 1:12:33
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• 1:12:35
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• 1:12:40
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• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: It looks like it's sucking your dick. Ell gross, that's
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: what you said. I know gross. When I said it too. Yeah,
• 1:12:56
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• 1:12:57
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• 1:13:01
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  Speaker 4: I could think of a few that.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Frank win Wright gets his hands on. Those things.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: Let's just say they were a little dilapidated.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Oh mundy, Uh dude, you know what I've been noticing
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: the dated that is disgusting, like a lean to, like
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: a fucking battered, fucking slum.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: The eaves had caved in.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what I've been noticing about my own anatomy.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: My my ballsack has been tightening. Really, mine's hanging lower
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: than ever mine has been. Mine's been mysteriously tightening. Mine
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: swings your two. Mine's always always so bad, already always
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: swung low.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Mine is so much longer than my penis.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: That's no, that's what mine is too.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: And I talked about this on the yak so that
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: I piss on my balls on accent all the time,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: and everyone was like, how small was your dick or
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: how big are your balls? And I don't think my
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: dick is like very small. I think it's average, and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: I think my balls are very long.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: That's gonna get worse. You're gonna need some, I know.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: I got like the bad Grandpa balls. What do you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: wear for underpants?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: You wear but boxers. He's never worn a boxer breed,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: never wearing boxes, which is so crazy because it makes
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: your dick and balls look that much more appetized.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: I don't care, dude, they're so goddamn uncomfortable.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: No, they're not.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I switched. No, you'll realize you were being an idiot
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: the whole time. I hate them, like I wear them
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: and it ruins my day.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Well, some of them are.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: I remember when I was walking somewhere with Owen and
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: Dukes and I literally was like, do you guys ever
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: wear a pair of underwear and it just destroys your
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: whole day?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Like it's like it's so uncomfortable.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tight everywhere. I always feel like I have
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: a wedgie.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: No, that should be comfortable. It's like sleeping under a
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: weighted blanket. It should probably cure your anxiety having underwear
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: that holds your balls tight enough to your body. No,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want that I want to swing low. No,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: that's probably why your anxiety is fucking going running amok
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: because you have not running a monk. Yes it is.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: You just said you have panic attacks. We have to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: pull over the car.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: So it's like four years ago death break. That's still
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: now for you now now I'm on Zola offt im numb.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 6: One to one correlation between anxiety and the pendulum of
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: your ball.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, exactly.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: No, dude, my sack has been somehow fucking that's probably bad.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: That's cool. No, it's cool.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Cool, it's super co No, it's like cool. No, it's not.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: It's like a pleasant surprise, like I've like noticed it
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: like twice recently where I'm like, oh my god, boys,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: what are you doing so closely all those cold showers?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: That's cool?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: That might be it.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: I'm tighten up when you're on a cold that might
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: be it.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think that there there's some some kind of
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: truth to that.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: My balls when I'm in a cold shower goes from
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: like I could like grab the skin and put it
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: down like a touch my toes with the skin, and
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: then it being like the like the consistency of like
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: a tennis ball, like you.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Could wrap like your youth, you young up in there,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: like a daddy kangaroo or something like that, like a bat,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: like a bat's wing. You could just like wrap it
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: fully around yourself like a.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Sarong, like a space blanket after a marathon.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Like a refugee in the bucket, one of those tinfoil blankets. Gross, bro,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: You never know how your balls are sitting at any
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: given moment, though, Like I really don't know. I'm not
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: looking at them. I don't is it warmth? Is it like?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: But I like having them because I can I can
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: check for testicular cancer very easily when they're lungs.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when they're when they're loose loose, Yeah, you do
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: have to be checking, fellas, stay on top of that.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Say on top do you know how to check for that?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: You just check it. See if there's like a third ball.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: You check, you check for lumps. But then it's like
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: very confusing there's a third ball because the wiring, the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: USB cord that like connects your ball sacks and there's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: like last deference. Yeah, the vast deference.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: Has like the little bumps in there.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't. It's not like just a clean plug
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: like an Apple product or anything. There's like a bubble
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: to it. Steve Jobs would have designed it a little
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: bit better than God did, because he's considering the art
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: and the function of it, right, That's what a true
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: artist has. That's what Da Vinci would have it did.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: Bench's genius.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: It worked like a lion.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: Are you guys gonna get the new iPhone? I don't know.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: I found out Sas just telling me they're shutting down
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: this one.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, minus going my maximum eighty sepacity on the iPhone.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: This is the iPhone fourteen pro, I believe. And it
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: randomly like when the right when the iPhone fifteen started dropping,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: there was a new update for this iPhone, and I updated,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: and my phone started getting really hot. I got of
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: nowhere like it all the time. It would just be
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: like very hot. And then I looked it up and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: everyone was like, my maximum capacity for this iPhone has
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: dropped like a ton. And I looked at my drop.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: My maximum capacity dropped four percent in the last week.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: Damn Dan.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: So they're shutting this bitch down. I wonder what it's
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: at right now. Now, it's still a ninety six.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: You got to get a class action law suit against them,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: that is specifically against.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: The I mean, this phone is like eight months old.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Shouldn't be dropping.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: That should be I mean that that shouldn't even be
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: an availability that the battery gets less. No, whoever is
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: mining the batteries and whatever type of West African country
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: or whatever that the Chinese have taken over, they need
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: to be finding better minerals, exactly.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: Preach dude, that's so funny. You mentioned that when what
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: is it? Was it Congo? Maybe Congo where they have
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: a ton of the cobalt that they used to create
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: the batteries for electric vehicles. Yeah, when that area became
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: a hotbed, and it may not be Congo, but I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: don't think it is Congo. It's somewhere else. But when
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: that became I thought I wanted. I had this, just
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: this idea that I would go there and meet the
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: right people and network and become this titan of cobalt
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: mining in Congo.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: You probably good, It's probably pretty tough.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: And then I read that the Chinese had already been
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: there for like two years.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Chinese are doing everything they can to get
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: their hands on those whatever type types of minerals are
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: bubbling around there, but you could be like, uh, you
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: ever hear about the dude Barbie in the cartel, there
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: was like this white American blue eye guy that like
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: took over the cartel on the strength of being just
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: like a ruthless white. I think that you could go
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: down there and be a ruthless white. I think that
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: you could just go down there and be like, Hey,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: you guys are Chinese, you guys are African. I went
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I played lacross.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: I like that. I mean, I like that. For me.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: I want to go. I would be the Gus. I
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: would Gus Franga.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Huh, because one of you guys definitely took it.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: What my fate? What are you talking about?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: You stole it. I put it on, I put it here,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: and one of you guys took it.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: I didn't take it. Yeah you did.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: No, I didn't.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Yes you did.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: You're smiling right now.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I know you took it.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: I feel like because I'm smiling because you're doing I
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: feel like you're doing a bit or so terrible at
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: doing this.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: I know you have it. I don't have it.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: Give it to me. Look I don't have it. I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: know you said you don't have it, but I know
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: you do, because it's not on me.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't just misplace it. They said that
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: William Randolph Hurst was really big into pranks, and that
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: was one.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: Of the reasons that, dude, he didn't misplace this.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't misplace it. That being if you if you
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: want to look for the people that's going to be
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: great in an industry, the most out of the box minds,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: you want to look for pranksters. So you better hope
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: one of us has it, because that's that shows good
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: things for the podcast in the long run.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: Big for the pod, Big for the cobalt mining.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Steve Jobs was a prankster, they said, pranked it.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I heard he was a bad guy, Steve Franks when
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't pay child support.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, that's good. Whatever.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: The kid probably is a literal billionaire right now.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: Now, So what you're sleeping on fucking couches? For the
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: first ten years, it was on an air mattress. The
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: first two years I think.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: He actually was.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the movie? No, like your wife
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: and him were like sleeper like the Ashton Kutcher movie. Yeah,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: that's not the good one. The other one is my fastbender.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: One brother that one's really good. Yeah, they're both good.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: That's what's his name? Who wrote that?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: The Ashton Kutcher one has like that weird Sorkin. Yes,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher one has that weird breakout scene in the
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: middle where him and Milakunis are like, Danny Masterson didn't
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: rape anyone. They just stopped the movie right in the
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: middle of it.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: They really fucking uh what is that the same movie?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Oh? The Big Short, The Big Short. And they have
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Marco Robbie explained things. They just Havecher explaining why Danny
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Masterson is actually a good guy. It's pretty confusing here.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: So we have Mila Cunis sipping champagne in a.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Bathtub to describe this for you. He didn't rape anybody.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: He's actually a great guy. Okay, Now I understand now
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: that Hollywood has told me it in ways that I
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: can understand. Now. My most famous person, Yeah, the most
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: influential person told me how to think, So now I'll
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: think that way.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: Serious.
• 1:22:02
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• 1:22:04
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• 1:22:30
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• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: So it fell on the floor between you and you.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Accuse everyone of stealing it.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: He put it there. I certainly did not.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: I'm not a fool.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: It's all a camera for me.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: Once. Brother, who's down under your chair.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Let me see that look, let me see that though
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I needed that sweet hit of nicotine. You've let Francis
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: get nicotine high that you can hit it, and he's
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: been fucking he's been on one since then. I want
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: to feel that it did help I was. I want
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: to feel that same rush for the audio listeners.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: There is no I really have to quit. My mom
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: calls me and she's like, stop vaping now, and I'm like,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: She does that.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: She face times me and she looks into him and
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: she goes wrong. What the fuck, dude, get it. I
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: don't have it all in the show right now.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I gave it back to you. Come on, get it, Francis.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: That's so annoying. I literally it's probably. Oh you mean
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: this thing that's that's going to get us to William
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Randolph Hurst levels just being practicers. William random Hurst Harvard
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Man was he of course? What are you doing? No,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: you don't want you to end the show? Sam, get
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: this Jesus crazy going to get into one hundred and
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: twenty seven hour situation. France is gonna have to saw
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: his own arm off after getting wedged in between your
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: long sack and my tight sack.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 9: Oh wow, it is hard.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: It's all your fault in the us here brother, See
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: it was there the whole time. Little did you know?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: Stop hit that ship and close us out.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Hit that ship and close us out? SaaS all right,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: how many stummies are we? We've gotten less? So we've
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: lost subscribers, fuck out for never paid any mind to
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: my mother and friends at ninety eight one ninety eight one,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: There, you go subscribed to the show eight hundred and.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: One ninety eight thousand, one hundred.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good subscribers.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: So we're almost when we get that plaque, what are
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: we gonna do with it? Are we putting it time?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: Like two thousand?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: We had two thousand subscribers, Yeah, subscribers.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: All right, Well we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Check sass out in.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in Portland next week.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: Organ Organ in Chicago the week after which we added
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: another show for Fridays. So that's the last show that
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: I'm adding, So go get tickets for that if you
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: want to see it. And then I'm in dude, what is.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: In that thing? I am in outer space right?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: And then I'm in Raleigh.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's that, so go see those shows. Francis.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: Where can we see Francis at?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: You know me, I'll be at uh well, I've got
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: Boston actually coming up. Oh hell yeah, bostin lap Boston.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: That's the first weekend of November, I think, And those
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: are that's selling pretty quick, So go to francissealas dot com.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: After that, I got Providence and Toronto and Arlington Draft House.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: He said, correctly, though, our our listeners respect when we
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: say Toronto, right, when we say Boyse correct, we say
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Nevada right. We want to pronounce ship right in here.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I think that matters. And I have a pop punk
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: show at the oceans calling this weekend. Oh shit, yeah, festival.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: We're playing a festival, sold out, already sold out.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: Party or something at the hotel that you're at.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: We're doing a meet and greet on the Friday night
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: at the hotel that we're at.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: That hotel, Yeah, buddy, My buddy is part of that.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Hotel in Ocean City, Maryland, and he was.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: Hoping he's hoping you guys will promote it. This is
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: us promoting it. This is us promoting what's the name
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: of his hotel? You tell me, I can't remember wherever
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: you're staying.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: This is beautiful hotel. We did the whole crazy Ocean City, Maryland.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Check our socials. We're going to be posting all about it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: Friday night meet and greet. Maybe we'll play some songs
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know pop punk, Come come
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: rock with us, come see us. Son of a Boy
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Dad coming out Tuesday, and then once again we'll be
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: live next Wednesday.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Awesome sounds good, see you guys soon.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Great fucking show. Guys.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: Holy man, that was.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. The script.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know if we really battled, were done we out?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: I think it was we battled, we were we were like,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: we got.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Cut out, It'll never happen again. That's crazy.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 13: And then I don't know what happened, just off, they
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 13: just changed like this dongle thing that everything plugs into.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 13: Is fine after that, but the first two is lose,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 13: like you'd be chilling, then the whole scream would go
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 13: green to just cut out.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: That wasn't my best, but I'll be better next time.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Shut up, I mean.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Chicken stuff.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a great I thought it was
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: a funny episode.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like also our for