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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 22 - The Trial of Lil' Sauce · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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  >> Skylar: Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
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  strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
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  stepped into a realm of my creation. A
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  ah, sprawling city filled with danger and
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  glory and most importantly, lots of
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  gold. I call it Isan
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  Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
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  The name is Jariv, and I'm the patron
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  deity of gambling. Long story
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  short, this group of idiots, or as
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  you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me that
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  they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
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  but left some of the key details
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  blank. So I filled them in myself.
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  I sent them to this pocket dimension into the
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  city I had created with. With brand new
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  bodies they'd have to attune to.
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  >> Skylar: Can these fools pass my test?
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  >> Skylar: Or will they be trapped here forever? So experience my
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  world of trials and tribulations and
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  join alongside this posse of pitiful
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  people. Or as I like to call them, the
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  criminals of Isan Numis.
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  >> Skylar: Welcome back. We made to another episode of Session
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  zero Heroes. It is the moment you've all been
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  waiting for. The court trial
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  of Will Sauce. Join me today. Of course
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  we have Dave playing Mai, the
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  kingu'shadows sorcerer. Of course,
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  what kind of core trial would this be if we didn't have Lil Sauce
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  himself, the defendant in this case.
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  with multiple counts of homicide and other charges.
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  Blemy. Ah, alleged.
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  >> Cameron: Alleged.
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  >> Quinn: Allegedly.
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  >> Skylar: additionally, of course we have good old Jackson
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  Clin. Des, another one of our amazing
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  Kenu characters. Me recently
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  did, some interesting work for a steam
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  wa Carriages. yeah, fun fact about Des is.
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  >> Cameron: He'S apparently really good at crying.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah, he's really good at crying. And he's quiet about it, which
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  adds to everybody's trust. You can get the
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  questionable people's trust. of course, we also had
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  Cameron, who is playing Roric, the
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  goblin of our group, who is a rogue
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  arcane.
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  >> Cameron: Trickster, rogue bard fighter combo.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, you've got some multi classass cor. Off. And of
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  course we also have Fatty Lumpkins who
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  is playing Keo the.
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  >> Lil Sauce: The fighter.
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  >> Skylar: The fighter of the. Yeah, with his
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  glaive and his. You know, honestly, you've done
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  very well so far with your. With your var.
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  Spikey. I object.
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  >> Cameron: There is a no proof.
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  >> Skylar: There is no profile. Successful. Yes. Fantastic.
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  And then last but not least. Yeah, you didn't see that one
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  coming. We have a special guest joining us today, Connor.
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  So you will probably remember from if you listened to our Benders and
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  Brewise series, he was also, for a short amount of time,
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  also a Guest in our Zombie One Shot
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  series, Black Friday of the Dead. so
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  Connor, thanks for joining us for the show. Connor is going to be taking
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  on the, wonderful role of our
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  judge for this court trail, which will be extremely
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  enjoyable because Connor does not listen to criminals of Violet Numis,
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  as far as I'm aware. no.
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  >> Cameron: I just got messaged by Skyler. The
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  counts that Lil Sauce is
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  up against. I haven't read through all of it yet.
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  >> Cameron: It is quite the reason.
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  >> Skylar: It's a lot.
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  >> Cameron: I figure as the judge, he's
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  gonna.
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  >> Lil Sauce: He seems kind of cooked.
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  >> Skylar: He seems kind of. It's pretty heavy charges for sure. The
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  beauty of the fact that he has not listened to criminals by the Numis means
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  he is completely unaware and therefore
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  unbiased to the situation. And I
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  think that's going to add a lot to
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  this, whole court trial in general. And
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  we'll get see that as we jump into another episode of
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  criminals of Island UIs.
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  All right, so where we left off, you guys had finished
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  doing your various, three days worth of
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  research and sabotaging that you guys
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  had available to you in order to prepare for this court
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  trial today. I'm sorry, sabotage. Yeah, but you
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  don't know about that. and today it is tying
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  for the inevitable court trial. If Lil
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  Sauce does not show up for his trial, he
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  will be considered a. I don't know what's the technical
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  turn for that? I think that's a hung trial
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  part. No, not jury. No, I like. It's in
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  no contest. Like, I think they still. Oh, they just assume he's
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  guarantty. Oh, you still go through the trial.
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  >> Lil Sauce: But.
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  >> Skylar: But if the defense isn't there or if the defense is there but he's.
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  >> Cameron: Not there, they can't really cross exam.
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  >> Skylar: Exactly. Just kind of. Yeah, that'd be a slain in the face
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  and he'd be wanted obviously for ye. Yeah. Okay,
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  fantastic. So what is the situation? You all right?
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  >> Quinn: So we all walking.
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  >> Skylar: Are we in the court?
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  >> Quinn: We all.
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  >> Skylar: So hang on, we're not there yet.
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  >> Quinn: okay, we walk in the courtous. Hang on, we're not there.
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  We're gonna walk in. We're all going toa dress very nicely.
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  >> Skylar: Okay.
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  >> Quinn: Y'all'twist that really like very fancy. We all have
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  sunglasses, like shades on. Right. And we're gonna
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  walk into the courtroom in slow motion
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  with AC DC Back in Black playing
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  and. But we're. But we're walking in slow motion. Like
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  we're. We're just going really sl. Everydy's like looking at like why are they walking
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  slow but we're just walking in slow motion.
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  >> Dave: Maki cast gusts so our clothes are.
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  You go rippling in the bre.
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  >> Quinn: We're just walking in slow motion.
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  >> Skylar: Yes. It's very dramatic, for sure.
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  >> Quinn: I hired, you know, a band of play, you know, some medieval
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  back in black. As we walk in.
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  >> Skylar: Sure.
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  >> Quinn: Is there just. And we got our shades on. You gotta remember the shade. The shades
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  are what's gonna win this way.
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  >> Cameron: It's very dar all have whereconically
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  large briefcases.
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  Was that not caught by it?
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  >> Dave: Makis is just the chest.
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  >> Quinn: Are you carrying it or are you.
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  >> Skylar: Dragging it, struggling it carry a hip.
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  >> Dave: It's like what I couldn't find another briefcase. He
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  pulls out the law textbook.
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  >> Quinn: As you're watching us walking, Warwick just trips slightly
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  over over the stairs. He starts tumble and any.
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  He gets back up rising stop off. All right, there's
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  send the scene.
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  >> Skylar: Fantastic. All right, we have said the.
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  >> Cameron: And then we kick the door open to the
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  courtroom. It'sor.
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  >> Quinn: He just kicks and. And looks away. I just slowly reach
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  and open the door. We just walk in.
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  >> Skylar: And the only people in there rightng out is
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  the, bailiff, the prosecution
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  attorney, eggnomesms, and then of course
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  Lady Pendleson. because you guys are maybe like a
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  couple minutes early. as you guys do pile in,
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  though, I would say there are some reporters that show up. There
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  are individuals from the community, some of them
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  looking very spiffy, very well dressed,
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  that also. Take a seat. this trial has
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  purely garished quite a bit of attention.
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  And as you guys get a little bit closer to the time
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  of the trial, the bailiff opens one of the
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  side doors and in walk the various jury
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  members, who I will do a quick list
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  of. just for a reminder for everybody. So you guys
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  have Sprout. He's a halfling. he was the one that had
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  mentioned that he, maybe has some
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  potential questionable activities that he's b with. And he peaks. That
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  currang is kind of cool. U. You have Willie Wilson,
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  the owner of Wilson's Bait Bucket. he's the guy that
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  runs the annual big catch competition. U, he's all
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  about fishing. you have Felicity Feldar,
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  who is a catfolk individual. Very small cat
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  folk. sits on a elevated chair. Didn't say
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  much during the. The dry choice you had
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  Serafina Nightshade. it is a
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  witch looking woman. very classic. Which
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  looking with the qwiddi hat and the gray robe
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  and everything like that. Who mentioned something about heading
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  a vehicle in the battle wagon
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  races? You have Ryan Equest, who
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  is the very handsome looking
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  centaur, who mentioned very much that he
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  does not like any sort of prime against any sort of
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  forces. And then last but not least, you have Taylor
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  Swiftwing, who is a female blueard
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  Bluebird Air Cora, who was very excited to
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  be finally be on a jury. That is
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  your jury for today. And as they all come in
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  and take their seats, the bailiff walks
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  back over to his spot beside
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  the judgeges s booth and he says,
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  please rise for the arorable
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  Judge John Bovey.
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  for those that are listening who are like, wait, that wasn't the judge's name. That's
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  my bab. we kind of re redid the NPC name
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  for, the fact that Connor was here and I'm actually
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  wrote it down this time. So that's what we're sticking for. K. You,
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  enter B.C.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Yes, yes. You m. You may be seated. You may be seat.
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  >> Skylar: And everybody sits down.
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  >> Quinn: Hu.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Mr. Sauce. Is that may I refer to
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  as Mr.
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  >> Cameron: Sauce?
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  >> Skylar: Yes.
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  >> Lil Sauce: We are here for the trial between the state and Mr.
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  Sauce.
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  >> Quinn: Actually. Mr. Little Sauce.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Mr. Little Sauce.
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  >> Cameron: I'm so sorry.
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  >> Lil Sauce: sir, you are facing five counts of a
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  felony murder, and I hope you understand this is
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  a, capital punishment state. So you are
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  you, if found guilty, could be facing
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  the Gatos. Just on those five, Gus. Also to go with
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  a first degree, armed robbery, first degree, theft
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  of horse, semen, and, first
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  count, one count of trespass.
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  >> Quinn: Wait, wait. I was told there'd be no math.
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  First, second, third. Your numbers
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  aren't adding up here. I thought there was only.
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  >> Lil Sauce: There is a count of, horse seaman theft.
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  Account of just the horse Seaman is
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  the one we decided was the most egregious of your theft,
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  seeing as we take our horses very seriously.
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  Yeah. And one count of trespassing on the
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  Pendleton estate. How do you plead in these? Or how
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  does your team plea against all of these?
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  >> Skylar: Gu.
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  >> Quinn: Ha.
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  >> Cameron: Huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle.
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  >> Skylar: We guys all huddled together. Not guilty.
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  >> Quinn: It's.
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  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, I think that answer is pretty clear.
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  >> Quinn: Oh, you didn't do it.
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  >> Skylar: Des writes on his chalkboard and it says
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  guilty in paride the se. Not.
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  >> Quinn: Yeah, yeah, I say that I look go here.
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  Guilty not.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Very well then. He is pleading not guilty to
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  all counts
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  of this trial.
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  >> Skylar: I, curiosity. If you're getting hit with multiple counts of
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  different like crimes. Can you be like, well, I'd like to plead not
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  yely to app at least three. There's one in particular that
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  I'll just submit to be like, yeah, I have.
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  >> Cameron: Builded that guy, but I didn't steal.
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  >> Quinn: C in all right.
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  >> Skylar: How dare d you
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  accuse me of stealing
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  semen?
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  >> Quinn: Why he. Why he does this? I'd like to take the rock.
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  >> Lil Sauce: U sir? Mr.
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  >> Cameron: Sauce.
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  >> Lil Sauce: What. What is this rock?
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  >> Quinn: I don't think they can see it, Candy.
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  >> Skylar: They can see the rock.
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  >> Quinn: Oh, but they can't hear it right here. Oh, no, it's just a,
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  memento from my dead father.
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  >> Skylar: The beless would up it you.
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  >> Cameron: It's not part of evidence. We just likes
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  it.
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  >> Skylar: He woulded been more like it. You get away with it if you said it is a piece of
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  edbitt.
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  >> Quinn: I wanna rub it. I'm obviously rubbing it.
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  >> Lil Sauce: I suppose if it's not used as a weapon,
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  it. It's a little weird, but I had.
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  >> Skylar: More charges as they're chatting amongst
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  and so on and so forth in your head and I guess in
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  the rest of your heads.
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  >> Quinn: You hear?
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  >> Skylar: Yes, hello. Why are you bugging me? This
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  is about to get interesting.
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  >> Quinn: And, then I go, I'm just gonna whisper because I have so they.
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  >> Skylar: Can your hand over or your wing over your face.
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  >> Quinn: Kless judge be manipulated.
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  >> Skylar: Can the judge be manipulated? Oh, boy. I
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  suppose he could be, but it would be a hell of a
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  task.
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  >> Quinn: Algh thanks.
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  >> Skylar: Algh story I'm watching.
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  >> Lil Sauce: And sir, may I ask why you are whispering to that
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  rock?
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  >> Quinn: I try to live my life in honor
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  my father. And I'm telling my
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  father that I'm gonna get out of this for him, that I
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  was wrongly accused. And I'm gonna go on to continue to
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  honor his legacy. When he got ran over by that.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Stagecoach, your father, the rock?
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  >> Quinn: No, this rock was handed down to me by
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  my father.
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  >> Lil Sauce: That, does not seem like a very sentimental item.
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  >> Skylar: Very.
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  >> Quinn: Slog it down the faff one.
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  >> Skylar: They toeadad picked up a rock. He's like, here you go.
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  >> Quinn: Sl that fun of thatnna
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  do.
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  >> Lil Sauce: So father, your father gave you
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  the rock.
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  >> Cameron: Lord fell out of his dire hands.
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  >> Quinn: Speaking f My father
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  was one of those people that studies rocks.
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  >> Lil Sauce: M m a geologist, see?
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  >> Quinn: And.
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  >> Lil Sauce: And I don't understand Spanish.
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  >> Skylar: Objection.
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  >> Cameron: This is an English relevant.
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  >> Quinn: What does this have to do with anything?
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  >> Skylar: It's my pet rock. All right. Filmms also holds up
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  this san this hand. And he says, I would also like to
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  object say anything we get Moving.
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  >> Lil Sauce: We do seem to be getting kind of sidetracked. So let's,
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  let'let's continue forward. please proceed with your opening
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  statements. we shall start with the defense.
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  >> Dave: Well, I would like to start with
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  an opening complaint.
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  >> Skylar: My socks are wes.
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  >> Lil Sauce: This.
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  >> Dave: This water is a little warm.
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  It has a bit of dust in it. I don't think the bailiff
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  cleane it out before he filled it.
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  >> Lil Sauce: The water in your drinking glass.
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  Is that what you are insinuating, Andy?
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  >> Dave: Your honorable Joey.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Very well. Do you have. Does the defense
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  have any additional statements they would like to have as
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  their opening statement? Any hese from the council?
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  >> Skylar: Oh, go for it. He didn't do it.
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  >> Quinn: Also, my, attorney would like to add one
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  more statement here.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Very well.
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  >> Cameron: Your water must be coals
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  and bubbly.
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  >> Lil Sauce: It was very bubbly. I don't typically drink
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  bubbly waters. I apologize for my
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  lack of decorov.
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  >> Dave: Allow me to appropriately unleash
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  my, granular leadership here in this situation.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Granular leadership.
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  >> Quinn: Hey, let him speak.
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  >> Cameron: Get started.
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  >> Dave: Let me authoritatively architect a
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  seamless portal into the def.
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  opening argument. Here we go.
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  So our defendant was
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  only trying to find honest work.
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  Handling cargo,
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  perhaps providing security,
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  win situations outside of
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  his control, transpired
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  outside of his foreknowledge
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  or free cognition.
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  And you see, rather
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  eloquently, he left
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  the scene of a
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  transpparence when
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  circumstances unfolded in a manner
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  unsuitable to his palette.
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  >> Lil Sauce: I. I see u.
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  >> Dave: And furthermore, the real
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  perpetrator of these acts was in fact.
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  >> Cameron: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Save that
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  foret.
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  >> Dave: Not little sauce.
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  >> Cameron: Yeah.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Oh.
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  >> Skylar: And you see, the jury. The jury looked completely confused
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  that entire time until you finish right there at the end. And they're
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  like, oh, oay'kind of nod a little
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  bit.
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  >> Lil Sauce: I see a very long winded u. opening
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  statement. But I'll allow it. Any. Any further statement
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  from the defense before we turn it over to the prosecution?
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  >> Quinn: Nay.
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  >> Lil Sauce: No. Okay. So we shall now very topical.
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  Nay. We sou
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  I look over it
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  >> Dave: U Ryan equest to see if he takes offense.
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  >> Skylar: Ius it a he goes.
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  >> Lil Sauce: We shall now hear the opening statements of the
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  prosecution.
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  >> Skylar: Eg nelm steps up and he says, yes,
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  your honor, I am here
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  today to show the Jew
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  that this
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  individual sitting over here on the
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  defense stand is a
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  horrible, disgusting man
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  who has committed vile atrocities
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  against not only Lord
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  Pendletty, but the security
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  and safety of the
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  entirety of Isanu.
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  He has me five
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  different individuals, stolen
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  property value people in the hundreds
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  of thousands of gold pieces
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  and trespass,
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  meaning that he has stolen away not only
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  items, but the safety and security that
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  you and I should be allowed to feel as
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  we sleep in our beds at night.
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  >> Dave: Objection. Relevance.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Overrule. This is my opening statement
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  business. Opening statement here is told no lie.
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  >> Skylar: He's a bad, bad, bad, bad boy.
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  >> Lil Sauce: The clues your ey.
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  >> Quinn: Objection. Speculation.
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  >> Lil Sauce: it's up to your counsel to object.
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  >> Quinn: I can object myself in ad hel eggnome
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  says.
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  >> Skylar: And I, encourage him to do so. You know what?
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  >> Quinn: You know what? prove it. Prove it.
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  >> Lil Sauce: so that is what we're here for.
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  >> Skylar: Oh.
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  >> Lil Sauce: Well, we shall begin now, with our
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  first witness. Defense, please call your first witness to the
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  stand.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah.
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  >> Quinn: U Rumple, I would like you to call you to
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  stand. Oh, yeah.
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  >> Skylar: The rle rumblebildkin approaches the
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  stage.
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  >> Cameron: So he was he in the.
• 17:27
  >> Quinn: Was he in, the crowd?
• 17:28
  >> Skylar: Harleye? He would have been sitting, like, in the first row right behind you. Yeah.
• 17:31
  >> Cameron: Okay, so as he passes.
• 17:33
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 17:33
  >> Cameron: Can I, like, tap him on the shoulder and be like,
• 17:37
  you've got this. I, I'm using bardic
• 17:39
  inspiration on there.
• 17:41
  >> Skylar: All right. All right. Just a kind smile and a thumbs
• 17:44
  up. Thumbs up. The thumbs up is really where the magic
• 17:46
  comes from. Allgh. He gives you a smile as well. Give you
• 17:49
  thumbs up. he definitely kind of, like, straightens up when you give him
• 17:52
  the bardic inspiration. It'a little bit more confident in
• 17:55
  himself. And he approaches the sand. the bailiff
• 17:58
  whips out, not. Not a bible or
• 18:01
  book, but one of those. Like, But the ceor as
• 18:05
  o puts one hand on each side of the
• 18:07
  scale. And the bayless says, you
• 18:10
  promise to say things that are
• 18:13
  true. B y the only things that are
• 18:16
  true. And
• 18:18
  he rubbletilkin says,
• 18:21
  I ra so solemnly
• 18:24
  swear I will save things
• 18:27
  that are true. And
• 18:30
  the me kind of looks at the judge and he's like,
• 18:33
  is that right? Like, do we doing this str?
• 18:36
  It's a new thing that we're trying. Sorry, everybody. I
• 18:39
  apologize for theus. We're trying a new thing.
• 18:41
  >> Lil Sauce: He really doesn't mean anyes. I believe that
• 18:44
  is correct, yes. Thank you. Thank you.
• 18:45
  >> Skylar: Badon and rumble. Dilin walks up to the
• 18:48
  sand. he takes a seat next to the judge.
• 18:51
  >> Lil Sauce: Alrigh he is your witness defense team.
• 18:53
  >> Cameron: You want me to lead this one? No, you take
• 18:56
  away Anyways. All right,
• 18:58
  Mr. What's your name
• 19:01
  again?
• 19:01
  >> Skylar: Rapper D didn allgh
• 19:04
  Wh where were.
• 19:05
  >> Cameron: You the nightight of the murder?
• 19:08
  >> Skylar: Oh, well, u kind of Depends on the
• 19:10
  time, I guess.
• 19:12
  >> Cameron: Why have you been asked to be part of the evidence
• 19:14
  tonight? What did you see?
• 19:18
  >> Skylar: What did I see? Are you talking about the night of the
• 19:21
  murder?
• 19:21
  >> Cameron: Correct.
• 19:22
  >> Skylar: Oh, right, right, of course. All right,
• 19:24
  well, I will just share my,
• 19:27
  story. And, yeah, so basically,
• 19:30
  I was passing by seeking out my
• 19:33
  friend Dumpster Day. Dumpster
• 19:35
  dame lives in an alleyway in Medium View in one
• 19:38
  of the dumpsters. But he's been no to jump Dumpsters
• 19:41
  based on necessity. U and. And
• 19:44
  the egg Nils
• 19:47
  speaks up and he says sojectc your your hon. On
• 19:49
  what grounds, Beague? Who is this
• 19:52
  Dumpster Dave? What does he actually live?
• 19:55
  >> Lil Sauce: I suppose that is a question that is relevant,
• 19:58
  but I will overrule the
• 20:01
  objection.
• 20:02
  >> Quinn: Can I continue, your honor?
• 20:04
  >> Skylar: Ye's sory is interesting.
• 20:06
  >> Lil Sauce: Overruled. nothing has been brought that
• 20:09
  could bring damage or anything. So. Yes, yes, continue, sir. But
• 20:12
  please, once you're done, elaborate on this Dumpster
• 20:15
  man.
• 20:15
  >> Skylar: Oh, gosh, he's a great guys. U, hey, Face. So
• 20:18
  I'm in this alleyway up'looking for my friend Dumpster
• 20:21
  Dave, Ed Orbsen. I hear people
• 20:24
  coming and I
• 20:26
  can'panic.
• 20:27
  >> Quinn: A little bit.
• 20:28
  >> Skylar: I'm a bit skittish. My apologies, but
• 20:30
  u I hop into the dlster and from
• 20:33
  there. Wow, I just saw
• 20:36
  a lot of things.
• 20:41
  >> Cameron: Continue.
• 20:41
  >> Skylar: Oh, you want me to tell.
• 20:42
  >> Cameron: Oh, yes, yes. Say what you saw.
• 20:44
  >> Skylar: Oh, of course. So I saw an
• 20:47
  individual I recognized as the
• 20:49
  Slicer. He's a known criminal
• 20:52
  and a member of m the Thieves Guilds. I've seen his
• 20:55
  poster.
• 20:56
  >> Dave: Objection.
• 20:57
  >> Skylar: Was.
• 21:00
  >> Lil Sauce: U sustained.
• 21:01
  >> Skylar: Who'correct? Johnor My apologies. Was. Yes,
• 21:04
  this is true. U and u, he
• 21:07
  was in the alleyway and he was there
• 21:10
  with u, that guy over there. And he points towards Little
• 21:13
  Sauce. and he says. And so anyway,
• 21:16
  they're hanging out in the alleyway and they're talking and looking
• 21:19
  like they're doing something just to establish.
• 21:21
  >> Cameron: The person the Slicer with was our client. Little
• 21:24
  Sauce.
• 21:25
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 21:25
  >> Cameron: You just pointed, so I'm just establishing.
• 21:28
  >> Skylar: Yes, it was Little Salt.
• 21:30
  >> Cameron: Continue. And who was with. Was there
• 21:32
  alongside was always just Slicer and Little
• 21:35
  Sauce together.
• 21:36
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 21:36
  >> Cameron: And they were meeting.
• 21:38
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 21:38
  >> Quinn: To do.
• 21:38
  >> Skylar: They seemed to be discussing or something. I couldn't hear
• 21:41
  any of what they were saying. And so I will not speculate.
• 21:44
  I know that's a thing. but as they stood there
• 21:47
  and waited, a very fancy card pulled
• 21:50
  up and out stepped an
• 21:53
  individual. U, who was Lord
• 21:55
  Pendilon. and he approached the two
• 21:58
  individuals in the alleyway. Little sauce and the
• 22:01
  slicer. And he. The,
• 22:04
  little slicer held out a jar
• 22:07
  of some sort of liquidaceous
• 22:09
  substance for which lord
• 22:12
  Handleton handed him what seemed to be
• 22:15
  a bag. Oh, shoot, that's speculation. a
• 22:17
  jingling bag. And they
• 22:20
  handed those items off to each other.
• 22:23
  And then lord
• 22:25
  Pendleton, Oh, I forgot to mention, he was there with
• 22:28
  bodyguards. There were bodyguards with looodd
• 22:31
  Pendleton. And all of a sudden he
• 22:34
  started to attack.
• 22:35
  >> Cameron: Who's he?
• 22:36
  >> Skylar: Oh, sorry. Lord Pendleton and his boinding guards
• 22:39
  starteding to attack the slicer and
• 22:43
  Little Sauce.
• 22:44
  >> Cameron: Then what happened?
• 22:45
  >> Skylar: U then there was a big kerfuffle. U and
• 22:48
  then all of a sudden a mills chimes up. He says objection to your
• 22:51
  honor.
• 22:52
  >> Lil Sauce: On what grounds?
• 22:53
  >> Skylar: U vague. What is a. A kerfuffle?
• 22:55
  >> Lil Sauce: I will sustain. Sir, please elaborate on a kerfuffle.
• 22:58
  >> Skylar: A scuffle.
• 22:59
  >> Lil Sauce: please elaborate on a scuffle.
• 23:01
  >> Skylar: A hum dinger have a situation.
• 23:02
  >> Lil Sauce: Please elaborate on Hmdinger. I'm making you reach
• 23:05
  deep in your thesaurus.
• 23:07
  >> Cameron: A mouthing murder to aner
• 23:09
  u a burger in
• 23:12
  battle. Battle.
• 23:13
  >> Skylar: That's what I was b Broke
• 23:16
  out. lil sauce pretty quickly
• 23:19
  kind of ran out from the situation. He left the
• 23:22
  alleyway.
• 23:23
  >> Cameron: Can you elaborate?
• 23:24
  >> Skylar: Sorry.
• 23:25
  >> Cameron: Yeah. Would you elaborate on
• 23:27
  how little Sauce left the alleyway in
• 23:30
  a hurry? Yeah. Was it
• 23:33
  after the battle? Did he say
• 23:36
  anything? Did he do anything after he left?
• 23:39
  >> Quinn: You know.
• 23:39
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah.
• 23:44
  >> Lil Sauce: You understand.
• 23:45
  >> Skylar: I told him multiple times to say something
• 23:48
  specific and he just forgot.
• 23:52
  he said, he ran
• 23:55
  out of there and he was screaming. He
• 23:58
  said that was a part of the plan.
• 24:01
  >> Cameron: Why did he say that? Who was death who
• 24:04
  was dead at this point? Said there was
• 24:07
  a battle and he said it ended. Sir,
• 24:10
  what was the aftermath of the battle?
• 24:12
  >> Lil Sauce: We have established. We have established, sir,
• 24:15
  that that is a leading question. Please strike that from
• 24:17
  the record. Thank you.
• 24:19
  >> Cameron: So can I ask what was the aftermath of the battle? He said it
• 24:22
  ended. He didn't say what happened.
• 24:23
  >> Lil Sauce: May elaborate on the aftermath, but
• 24:26
  please refrain from leading questions so than Sorry.
• 24:29
  Thank you.
• 24:30
  >> Quinn: Okay.
• 24:30
  >> Skylar: After metth. Yes. Well, so, ah, going off
• 24:33
  of where I was at, by the time lil Sauce ran out of
• 24:36
  there, U multiple bodies
• 24:39
  were already on the ground, deceased.
• 24:41
  Shortly after it was just the
• 24:44
  slicer. Like, by about three
• 24:47
  minutes later, it was just the slicer
• 24:50
  standing. He was very wounded. but
• 24:53
  Lord Pendleton and his three guards were all
• 24:56
  dead then. And this is a really
• 24:59
  crazy fart. Objection. Speculation.
• 25:02
  >> Lil Sauce: Sustained.
• 25:04
  >> Skylar: An individual walked by
• 25:07
  also with a gun he had a
• 25:09
  mustache in a top
• 25:12
  hat and he looked
• 25:14
  exactly like Lord Pendleton
• 25:17
  yourself and he
• 25:20
  shot the slicer
• 25:23
  with a crossbow
• 25:26
  and kill er and
• 25:28
  then he took the money
• 25:31
  oh, sorry the bag of jingling things
• 25:35
  and he took the jar
• 25:38
  of liquid substance.
• 25:41
  >> Lil Sauce: And he left I see Any
• 25:44
  further questions from the defense?
• 25:46
  >> Cameron: Yes. How did he leave? Did he just walk
• 25:49
  away or he.
• 25:51
  >> Skylar: Took the car that was parked outside the
• 25:54
  alleyway that Lord Pendleton had driven.
• 25:56
  >> Cameron: Up it leaving the four
• 25:59
  dead bodies.
• 25:59
  >> Skylar: In the alleyway he's counting with us?
• 26:02
  Yeah, there will be four
• 26:04
  Correct.
• 26:05
  >> Cameron: I rest sorry. Defense
• 26:08
  is rested Sorry no, I'm not resting no worries.
• 26:11
  >> Dave: I'll taken while you rest I need.
• 26:13
  >> Cameron: To go resting in my seat
• 26:16
  who.
• 26:16
  >> Dave: Was driving the carriage?
• 26:19
  >> Cameron: U I didn't get a good.
• 26:20
  >> Skylar: Look at him it was some guy with a
• 26:23
  farmer's hat like a straw.
• 26:24
  >> Lil Sauce: Hat that aense Nope, nope, nope does.
• 26:27
  >> Quinn: He have anything in his possession that.
• 26:30
  >> Dave: Might oh, after the
• 26:33
  carriage left, what did you
• 26:36
  do then?
• 26:37
  >> Skylar: Oh, yes, I aside from peeing
• 26:40
  myself as s of the dumpster out of
• 26:42
  pure fear and
• 26:44
  terrified idness
• 26:47
  I climbed out probably
• 26:50
  10 minutes later and
• 26:53
  I shuffled over to the
• 26:55
  bodies and I noticed something on the ground
• 26:58
  and I picked it up and then I
• 27:01
  laughed an could.
• 27:03
  >> Dave: You tell our dear Juerry
• 27:06
  Sir.
• 27:07
  >> Lil Sauce: I will ask you to not be that
• 27:09
  weird with the jury please.
• 27:12
  You seem to be breathing on them rather are now
• 27:15
  that it's illegal it's just strange I'm m just
• 27:18
  gettingin weird.
• 27:19
  >> Dave: Vibes I shall retreat from the
• 27:21
  jury what did you find
• 27:24
  on the ground?
• 27:26
  >> Skylar: Oh, yes, this and he reaches into his
• 27:28
  pocket he pulls out this badge with a
• 27:31
  stone inside of it and he says
• 27:34
  it seems to be.
• 27:35
  >> Dave: An ID badge the defensen would
• 27:38
  like to submit this item to
• 27:41
  evidence Any.
• 27:42
  >> Lil Sauce: Objections from the prosecution?
• 27:45
  >> Skylar: We will also review the
• 27:47
  evidence Very, very well.
• 27:49
  >> Lil Sauce: Very well. It is submitted for for evidence
• 27:52
  Any further questions from the defense? The
• 27:54
  defense arrest
• 27:57
  again A little weird, but very well. You
• 28:00
  may sit down S prosecut your witness
• 28:03
  yes, thank you, your honor
• 28:05
  >> Skylar: Your name, sir, is
• 28:08
  Rumpelki A very familiar name to
• 28:11
  me oh, is it? Yes Is it
• 28:14
  true that you have served 20 years
• 28:17
  in prison for
• 28:20
  murdering an individual?
• 28:24
  >> Skylar: Yes, this is correct
• 28:26
  Objection Foundation
• 28:29
  Omaru.
• 28:30
  >> Quinn: Feel like we can just say anything.
• 28:31
  >> Skylar: Here I race
• 28:34
  you Just wanted to establish that the the
• 28:37
  witness I don't know was maybe a little question Objection or
• 28:40
  relevant what he just said he rest his case
• 28:43
  yeah, he's a rmanjecting to his resting.
• 28:45
  >> Quinn: No, that's arenownant.
• 28:47
  >> Lil Sauce: What are you objecting as relevant that.
• 28:49
  >> Quinn: He'His, past O.
• 28:51
  >> Skylar: Your Honor, I am simply trying to
• 28:53
  establish the
• 28:54
  witness'questionability in this
• 28:57
  situation. Given that the individual
• 29:00
  in question the sauce is also being tried
• 29:03
  murder, it seems odd to bring a
• 29:06
  witness who has already served time imnen
• 29:09
  found guilty in me.
• 29:11
  >> Lil Sauce: Even in a fantasy world, this is a hard decision to
• 29:14
  make.
• 29:14
  >> Skylar: U.
• 29:14
  >> Lil Sauce: I will overrule the
• 29:17
  objection. May it stay on the record?
• 29:20
  Any further questions from the defense has a last
• 29:23
  chance to office Swish Ira my case
• 29:26
  any o. Very well. Very well. Mr. Diltskin,
• 29:29
  is it, Oh, yes. A jkin.
• 29:30
  >> Cameron: You may.
• 29:30
  >> Lil Sauce: You may sit down.
• 29:31
  >> Skylar: Oh. See who you are.
• 29:32
  >> Lil Sauce: Now, would the defense like to call and any other
• 29:35
  witnesses?
• 29:36
  >> Cameron: Yes.
• 29:37
  >> Lil Sauce: very well.
• 29:38
  >> Cameron: U. Ms. Pendleton.
• 29:39
  >> Lil Sauce: Very, very well. Ms. Pendleton. Is she in
• 29:42
  the room?
• 29:43
  >> Skylar: Yes. A, woman stands out, very nicely, dressed in
• 29:46
  black.
• 29:46
  >> Cameron: Alle black.
• 29:47
  >> Skylar: And, she even has, like, kind of a mate.
• 29:50
  >> Cameron: Like the morurn veil? Yeah.
• 29:52
  >> Skylar: Morurners Veil of her face. Yep. And she approaches the
• 29:55
  stand and she says, I AM no, no,
• 29:58
  Mrs. Pendleton, Lord Pendleton's wife.
• 30:01
  >> Lil Sauce: Very, very well. please take, a seat at the witness
• 30:04
  stand.
• 30:04
  >> Skylar: Yeah, the bailiff just kind of like he's holding the.
• 30:07
  The weights il and he just goes like, what the heck? And then he
• 30:10
  just says it down. He's just like, who?
• 30:12
  >> Lil Sauce: I'm sor. We're working out the kinks on that. We'll figure
• 30:15
  it out eventually. We'll get. We'll get there.
• 30:18
  >> Skylar: she sits down at the seat.
• 30:19
  >> Lil Sauce: Defn it is your witness who was leading this
• 30:22
  one.
• 30:23
  >> Quinn: I. I mean, I can, but you.
• 30:25
  >> Cameron: Want to take a crap, you could take. Okay,
• 30:29
  Roick's gonna stand up again and go, Say your name
• 30:32
  for the court.
• 30:33
  >> Skylar: Arus IR am Lady
• 30:35
  Penelope Henderson.
• 30:37
  >> Cameron: Thank you. I'm gonna keep this brief for I know
• 30:40
  this is probably going to be. This is hard for you. U
• 30:43
  on account it is your dearly beloved's passing
• 30:46
  that we are on court about today. So
• 30:49
  all I'm going toa ask is on the night
• 30:52
  of the robbery and murder,
• 30:55
  y is, did you hear
• 30:58
  or see anything that evening'start? With here.
• 31:00
  Did you hear anything?
• 31:02
  >> Skylar: And Aggnil stands up and he says,
• 31:05
  objection.
• 31:07
  >> Lil Sauce: Onward.
• 31:07
  >> Skylar: Grounds vague. Heard
• 31:10
  anything ever the whole night that.
• 31:13
  >> Cameron: Night when you were being robbed?
• 31:15
  >> Lil Sauce: Overruled.
• 31:16
  >> Skylar: U, de writes on his black sharalkboard.
• 31:19
  >> Cameron: Anything strange? Underlinedlined every
• 31:22
  no.
• 31:22
  >> Cameron: On the night before you went to
• 31:25
  bed?
• 31:25
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 31:26
  >> Cameron: Did you hear anything strange?
• 31:29
  Going ons in your house before it went to
• 31:32
  bed throughout your evening.
• 31:34
  >> Skylar: U let's see.
• 31:35
  >> Cameron: The events of the crime was late.
• 31:37
  >> Skylar: In the night, so strange things.
• 31:40
  Nothing strange per se.
• 31:42
  >> Cameron: Did you see anything
• 31:45
  or anyone that night before you
• 31:48
  went to bed?
• 31:49
  >> Skylar: Before I went to bed? No.
• 31:52
  >> Cameron: When was the last time you saw your husband? That
• 31:55
  day or night?
• 31:56
  >> Skylar: Oh, he was rifling through the
• 31:59
  closet.
• 32:00
  >> Cameron: When, well, when I went to. Ben,
• 32:03
  could you give us a time.
• 32:05
  >> Skylar: Which probably would have been around
• 32:07
  11:05.
• 32:09
  >> Cameron: I'd like to make a note to the
• 32:12
  court that she is establishing seeing her
• 32:15
  husband at 1105,
• 32:18
  roughly 11:05, which was
• 32:21
  about an hour
• 32:24
  after the scene of the
• 32:27
  first crime. Anyways, Go on. You saw him
• 32:29
  rifling through a closet at won 1105.
• 32:32
  What was he doing?
• 32:34
  >> Skylar: He was rifling through our closet.
• 32:36
  >> Cameron: Did he take snuff out?
• 32:38
  >> Skylar: Yes, I saw him take out with,
• 32:41
  I believe, a box, and he dropped it
• 32:44
  momentarily, which is what woke me.
• 32:47
  And then I saw him and
• 32:50
  he picked up the box and he
• 32:53
  let.
• 32:54
  >> Cameron: Did he say anything?
• 32:56
  >> Skylar: Yes, I believe he said
• 32:59
  she asked him if he was going to come to bed.
• 33:02
  >> Dave: He said, of course.
• 33:03
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, he said, of course.
• 33:05
  >> Cameron: And then left the room.
• 33:07
  >> Skylar: Correct.
• 33:08
  >> Cameron: Okay, that's. I'm. I'm done. I
• 33:11
  leave this now to the prosecution.
• 33:14
  >> Lil Sauce: prosecution, you o witness Mrs.
• 33:17
  A Lady Pendleton.
• 33:19
  >> Skylar: Widow Pendleton. He looks over at the
• 33:22
  jury. Hle sad,
• 33:26
  husbandless.
• 33:27
  >> Quinn: Objection. Leading.
• 33:29
  >> Lil Sauce: Z named Z. please.
• 33:31
  >> Skylar: On the night of your
• 33:34
  husband's murder, just before
• 33:37
  you headed up to bed, you heard
• 33:39
  sounds coming from down
• 33:42
  saysairs Cany tell us?
• 33:44
  >> Cameron: Objection. Speculation. She established
• 33:47
  she didn't hear anything.
• 33:49
  >> Lil Sauce: Sustained.
• 33:50
  >> Skylar: Well, just to clarify, I didn't hear anything
• 33:53
  strange, which is what was asked our
• 33:56
  rule.
• 33:57
  >> Lil Sauce: So. Yes, Please continue with your story.
• 34:00
  >> Skylar: Ma yes, of course. could you explain to us what you heard just before
• 34:03
  you went to bed? Where? I heard
• 34:06
  footsteps downstairs on our first floor
• 34:09
  of the house, walking around.
• 34:12
  I called out, assuming it was Lord
• 34:15
  Pendleton, and asked if he was coming to bed.
• 34:18
  he. I heard
• 34:21
  him say something, but I couldn't quite remember what
• 34:24
  it was, and so I assumed he was confirming, and so
• 34:27
  I went to bed. He
• 34:29
  d come to bed after
• 34:32
  that? Well, no, I suppose he didn't. He rummaged through
• 34:35
  the closet and then I. Well, I never saw him
• 34:38
  again. Interesting.
• 34:40
  >> Lil Sauce: Interesting. Yes.
• 34:41
  >> Skylar: And, of course, things went
• 34:44
  missing that night from the household, correct?
• 34:47
  Yes. various jarss of horse
• 34:49
  seamen. U a, number or a
• 34:52
  carriage? U some of our horses. A
• 34:55
  large number of coarse picture books,
• 34:59
  some art pieces featuring horses.
• 35:02
  I believe that covers just about. Oh, and the box
• 35:05
  of jewelry from the
• 35:08
  closet. I see. I
• 35:11
  see you also, were confronted
• 35:14
  with a particular scene outside your house in
• 35:16
  the morning in the front yard. Could you detail
• 35:19
  exactly what you saw outside when you open the
• 35:22
  morning? Oh, yeah, it is. Well, there was a.
• 35:25
  One of our carts, our, riding carriages, in
• 35:28
  fact, had, been crashed,
• 35:30
  rolled even in the front yard,
• 35:33
  and the horses
• 35:35
  were either asleep o
• 35:38
  dead. U and the individual o at the
• 35:41
  word of hces dead Ryan Equest goes.
• 35:44
  What? What? From the. From
• 35:47
  the jury Standan.
• 35:48
  >> Lil Sauce: sir, please maintain the quum as we go
• 35:51
  through this trial proceedings.
• 35:53
  >> Dave: Objection, your honor. prejudice
• 35:56
  against horses overru
• 35:59
  so I.
• 36:00
  >> Lil Sauce: Don'T see what that has to do with a murder trial
• 36:03
  personally, but I, I follow
• 36:05
  rulet but I will. I'll keep my eye on on
• 36:08
  that's jur over thaty.
• 36:10
  >> Skylar: He kind of manages to get himself home enough to sit back at home,
• 36:13
  but he still looks pretty redre Objection.
• 36:15
  >> Dave: Was directed towards u Mrs. Pendleton.
• 36:18
  >> Lil Sauce: Your honor, towards Mrs. Pendelson. could you
• 36:21
  please elaborate us on your objection?
• 36:23
  >> Dave: U, well, you see, she cared so little for these
• 36:26
  horses. She did not even deemed to check if they
• 36:29
  were alive.
• 36:30
  >> Lil Sauce: U I shall overrue your
• 36:33
  your objections. I feel like
• 36:36
  that something should have been brought up during
• 36:39
  cross examination and not right now,
• 36:42
  sir. Continue with your examination,
• 36:44
  sir.
• 36:46
  >> Skylar: Yes, and so U anyways, Mrs. Pendleton, the
• 36:49
  scene you saw who guess and u the last
• 36:51
  aspect of it was aside
• 36:54
  from, what was horse seaman as it was
• 36:56
  tested, on the interior of the carriage,
• 36:59
  the riding carriage. our driver
• 37:02
  Herman was, found dead,
• 37:06
  probably, let's see, about 20ft away from
• 37:09
  the carriage. Thank you, Mrs. Pendleton. that
• 37:12
  is all I have to ask for this particular
• 37:14
  witness. you may take a seat. And
• 37:17
  she said, oh, thank you and thank you, your hona and she heads back
• 37:20
  to her seat.
• 37:22
  >> Lil Sauce: Does thatence haveina for the witnesses.
• 37:25
  Otherwise we shall turn it over to the plane to the
• 37:27
  prostitution.
• 37:29
  >> Dave: I whisper over to Little Sauce. Did you
• 37:31
  wanna go on the stand?
• 37:34
  >> Skylar: Yeah, I'll go on the stand.
• 37:36
  >> Dave: We would like to call the fence
• 37:39
  would like to call Little Sauce
• 37:42
  to the stand.
• 37:44
  >> Lil Sauce: Very well. Mr. Little Sace,
• 37:47
  would you please make your way up to the stand?
• 37:50
  >> Quinn: Yes, absolutely.
• 37:51
  >> Skylar: All right, you've approachoued the sanm and you sit
• 37:54
  take a seat. Oh, from the defense team is going
• 37:57
  to.
• 37:57
  >> Lil Sauce: Does the bailiff even try with the scale?
• 38:00
  >> Skylar: Eats over.
• 38:01
  >> Quinn: I Solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and
• 38:04
  nothing but the truth. No lies.
• 38:06
  >> Skylar: A little sauce.
• 38:08
  >> Dave: Did you conduct business with
• 38:11
  these? The gentlemen are the
• 38:14
  man known as the Slicer. They're the. He's the
• 38:17
  bug bear, I guess, wasn't he?
• 38:18
  >> Quinn: Yes.
• 38:20
  >> Dave: The humanoid.
• 38:22
  >> Quinn: Yes. As. Objection. Where you says
• 38:26
  yes. As, most of you do not
• 38:28
  know, this pretty much is the
• 38:31
  worst situation for someone in my
• 38:34
  business. But, I am an undercover agent.
• 38:37
  >> Cameron: Yeah, just totally putting it out there, I guess.
• 38:40
  >> Skylar: You.
• 38:40
  >> Quinn: Well, at this point, you have to. Have to. Does this is the worst?
• 38:43
  >> Skylar: objection. Relevance.
• 38:46
  >> Lil Sauce: Supporttain.
• 38:48
  >> Quinn: I work for a, secret agency.
• 38:51
  >> Lil Sauce: the objection was sustained. Please,
• 38:54
  please.
• 38:54
  >> Skylar: U.
• 38:54
  >> Quinn: well, this has everything that. This has everything to do with the
• 38:57
  cursor. So, yes, I was.
• 38:59
  >> Skylar: The judges said sustained, sir.
• 39:01
  >> Lil Sauce: So sustained.
• 39:02
  >> Quinn: So you say nothing else? I'm working with the.
• 39:05
  >> Lil Sauce: Sir, please. Defense, please go to your
• 39:08
  Next question, sir.
• 39:09
  >> Dave: Mr. Littleauuce, can you
• 39:12
  describe the nature of your
• 39:14
  contract or your terms of
• 39:17
  employment with the Slicer?
• 39:20
  >> Quinn: yeah. So the terms of employment with the Slicer.
• 39:23
  I was, sent out to be
• 39:26
  one of his understudies, gain his trust, which
• 39:29
  I, did.
• 39:32
  And I posed as a loyal
• 39:34
  employee with him, to try and take down his,
• 39:38
  as you all know, his empire and the people he
• 39:41
  works with are very bad people. Very,
• 39:44
  very bad people. And trying,
• 39:47
  to take out key cornerstones into their empire
• 39:50
  is important to our business. So I gained his
• 39:52
  trust. we went to do this, transaction, and the
• 39:55
  transaction did indeed, did indeed go
• 39:58
  sideways.
• 39:59
  >> Dave: So was you, working for anyone else,
• 40:03
  at the same time, concurrently with
• 40:06
  the Slicer?
• 40:07
  >> Quinn: I work for my organization, which I cannot
• 40:10
  say the name of. But, the
• 40:12
  authorities should know. The correct
• 40:15
  authorities should be aware of.
• 40:16
  >> Skylar: The situation and is any of the.
• 40:18
  >> Lil Sauce: Questions or the defense.
• 40:20
  >> Dave: Did you kill Lord Pendleton?
• 40:23
  >> Quinn: I did not. See, I don't know exactly who
• 40:25
  killed Lord Pilinton. I don't know who killed the Slicer
• 40:28
  necessarily. when went sideways, I
• 40:31
  said wasn't the plan
• 40:34
  and I took off running, got out of there because
• 40:37
  I am, Even though I'm contracted to
• 40:39
  you, gain his trust and be with him. I'm not contracted to
• 40:42
  kill.
• 40:43
  >> Cameron: Can I cast message?
• 40:45
  >> Skylar: Sure.
• 40:45
  >> Cameron: I'm going to cast message to Little Sauce, which sends a
• 40:48
  message to your head from my head. And it'snna say.
• 40:51
  I'm gonna say you passed a shadowy
• 40:54
  figure.
• 40:55
  >> Quinn: on my way out, I passed a, ah,
• 40:58
  shadowy figure. didn't get a great
• 41:00
  look but, I ran to the
• 41:03
  east. As the action was heading to the west,
• 41:06
  or to I head to the east, the action
• 41:09
  was further down west on the street. And by the time I'm
• 41:12
  assuming if what you're saying is true about
• 41:15
  murders and killing, I was long gone before that even
• 41:17
  happened. As I went to report back with.
• 41:20
  >> Dave: Homebase, you said he didn't get a good look. Can you
• 41:23
  describe what you did see?
• 41:26
  >> Quinn: I saw a Lord Penletton and I believe a
• 41:28
  >> Dave: Of this shadowy figure.
• 41:30
  >> Quinn: The shadowy figure was, Yeah, shadowy figure. he
• 41:33
  was dark shadowy figure of a
• 41:35
  man. He smelled like he smell
• 41:38
  objects.
• 41:38
  >> Skylar: Your speculation. Speculation.
• 41:41
  >> Lil Sauce: Objection. Sustained. Please refrain from
• 41:44
  describing how people smell unless it is
• 41:47
  relevant.
• 41:47
  >> Quinn: Wouldn't that be relevant?
• 41:49
  >> Skylar: Bl city'releant to the bias
• 41:52
  of whatever you thought it.
• 41:53
  >> Lil Sauce: Yes. Like if you say he smelled good, bad, whatever. Unless
• 41:57
  you can like point out like he smelled of
• 42:00
  manure. He smelled of vanilla. He smelled of
• 42:02
  gasoline.
• 42:03
  >> Quinn: Well, yeah, that's where I was gonna. But you said in your
• 42:06
  honor.
• 42:06
  >> Skylar: You're giving him ideas.
• 42:08
  >> Quinn: Judge is leading the way. They.
• 42:12
  Anyways. Yeah, that's about it.
• 42:14
  >> Lil Sauce: My own mistake. And I apologolog. I made a severe and
• 42:16
  continuous lapse of judge Iagine.
• 42:18
  >> Cameron: The judge leaned over to you. I was like, you know, if you had
• 42:21
  just said this, I would have.
• 42:23
  >> Quinn: Been like, not guilty and it would have been good.
• 42:25
  >> Dave: So did you beak
• 42:28
  detect any aromatic
• 42:31
  notions in the air?
• 42:33
  >> Quinn: It did.
• 42:34
  >> Dave: And what were said notions?
• 42:37
  >> Quinn: you know, I smelled like, Like vanilla mixed with
• 42:40
  hot sauce.
• 42:41
  >> Dave: Smelling himself.
• 42:44
  >> Quinn: Wait a minute. Well, you know, what's the come to think of it? I
• 42:47
  do use a little bit of vanilla to your
• 42:49
  eojection Soln in my hot.
• 42:52
  So as you all know, as I'm sure you all know.
• 42:54
  >> Skylar: Mel listen, I motioning.
• 42:56
  >> Cameron: I'm motioning to Mai to cut
• 42:59
  to end this. Cut it. Cut
• 43:01
  it.
• 43:03
  >> Skylar: This day the defense, your honor.
• 43:07
  >> Cameron: Going off the rails.
• 43:08
  >> Lil Sauce: Thank you. Defense felt like it was going too good.
• 43:11
  Prosecution, your witness.
• 43:13
  >> Skylar: Ah. wonderful. your honor, I would like to
• 43:16
  enact. I would like to use the cross
• 43:19
  examination article three.
• 43:22
  >> Dave: Yeah, that's the legal thing in this.
• 43:24
  >> Lil Sauce: Yes.
• 43:25
  >> Skylar: All right. As you. He turns
• 43:28
  to the back of the room where the doors are and he gives it a
• 43:31
  nod. And one of the guards over there, he opens up
• 43:34
  the door in steps an orc
• 43:37
  and he's completely bald. he carries kind of
• 43:40
  one of those swinging. would use that incense
• 43:42
  sensors like.
• 43:43
  >> Cameron: They use it churches.
• 43:44
  >> Skylar: But yeah, incense stuff. Exactly. Yep, exactly. And
• 43:47
  he Makes his way down the aisle, and he approaches
• 43:50
  the stand. This is Oro, the
• 43:52
  oracle. He serves for
• 43:55
  the Church of
• 43:58
  Solaris at the temple of
• 44:00
  light, and he is occasionally called in
• 44:03
  for court trials, for the use of
• 44:06
  magic. U. when necessary.
• 44:08
  >> Lil Sauce: Ah, sir. Sir Orko. Yes, yes.
• 44:11
  Please, please, Prosecution, please at least
• 44:13
  explain what M. Mr. Orko here. Is it
• 44:16
  war?
• 44:17
  >> Skylar: Yes. Orko, if you would be so kind as
• 44:20
  to cast a zone of truth
• 44:23
  over the witness sand here.
• 44:41
  >> Cameron: Can I cast, a spell?
• 44:43
  >> Skylar: Carer spell?
• 44:44
  >> Cameron: No, not ca. Counter spell. Yeah, right. Now, when he says that.
• 44:47
  Okay, so he's not casting his own truth yet. Yeah, I'm just
• 44:50
  gonna say another message because it's a cant trp, so I can
• 44:53
  just always send it another one to him. And I'm just gonna say,
• 44:56
  you got this. Take a deep breath. You
• 44:59
  got this. And I'm casting bardic inspiration
• 45:02
  before he gets the spell cast on because it helps you
• 45:05
  with your saving.
• 45:06
  >> Dave: Maky digs into his chest. It starts
• 45:08
  frantically looking through, rummaging
• 45:11
  around until he finds the black book
• 45:14
  of rituals. And he's going to flip to
• 45:17
  it. He's, like, halfway in the chest flipping to
• 45:20
  it. Oh, boy. Good thing I stayed up late studying this last
• 45:23
  night. Just gotta get the words right.
• 45:26
  Go ahead and continue what you were doing.
• 45:28
  >> Skylar: Okay, okay. yes, Oro, he holds up
• 45:31
  his sensor towards you and
• 45:34
  he casts a spell.
• 45:37
  Quin, I need you to make a
• 45:40
  charisma.
• 45:40
  >> Dave: Amy, he will not. Well, I
• 45:43
  don't think Mai is going to use. He's gonna
• 45:46
  cast counters, speell. And he is going to use
• 45:49
  his a subtle spell metama
• 45:52
  magic to do so completely
• 45:54
  silently and without any hand gestures.
• 45:57
  >> Cameron: so it looks like the spell goes off, but there's no
• 46:00
  effect of the trh.
• 46:01
  >> Dave: Looks like I don't know what zone of truth. If it casts a visible.
• 46:04
  >> Skylar: So what do you. You're casting win again?
• 46:07
  >> Dave: Counter spel. It's a third level spel.
• 46:10
  You attempt to interrupt a creature in the process of
• 46:13
  casting a spell. If it's a third level
• 46:16
  spell or lower, the spell fails and has no
• 46:19
  effect.
• 46:20
  >> Skylar: So there's nothing. This is. This is one of those situations,
• 46:23
  right? You know, people are sitting at home and they're lig. You
• 46:26
  know, we're notnna play technically because, you know, we're creating a
• 46:28
  story gear, and sometimes the rules are vague, and there's nothing in here that
• 46:31
  says that a person necessarily knows
• 46:34
  per se, that the spell has been precious
• 46:37
  uncasted. If it doesn't have a Visible effect. So
• 46:40
  as far as this guy is aware, he has
• 46:42
  cast Zone of Truth on Little Sauce. What
• 46:45
  he is not aware of is that it has been countered
• 46:48
  and was therefore ineffect.
• 46:51
  So the prosecution, feeling
• 46:54
  competent in the fact that zone of truce has been
• 46:57
  cast, he turns to Lil Sauce and he says
• 47:00
  a simple question.
• 47:02
  >> Quinn: I'sen, there panicking. I'm like, right, right, right.
• 47:04
  >> Skylar: Did you kill Lord
• 47:06
  Pendleton?
• 47:07
  >> Quinn: No.
• 47:08
  >> Cameron: The jury goes, he could have
• 47:11
  paused.
• 47:11
  >> Skylar: This for a second. And he goes, are. Are you sure?
• 47:14
  Yes. He kind of looks over at the
• 47:17
  oripo guy who just kind of like, is like,
• 47:20
  looking at him like, what? I did my job.
• 47:23
  Know what you want.
• 47:24
  >> Quinn: He came outside a game. I didn't kill him.
• 47:27
  >> Skylar: No, I know you didn't. This.
• 47:28
  >> Quinn: Yes, that would have been true anyways.
• 47:30
  >> Skylar: The pat that you could have gotten away with that it was you.
• 47:33
  >> Cameron: Yeah, I killed all of them. I didn't kill
• 47:36
  the guards. I didn't kill the guards. I killed Bandleton and the
• 47:39
  slicer. Oh,
• 47:40
  no._ake runs away.
• 47:43
  >> Skylar: The only one that Lil Sauce even killed was the coach
• 47:46
  Drper in front of the peimball.
• 47:47
  >> Cameron: Dennisty, you didn't even kill a guard.
• 47:49
  >> Quinn: No. Remember, all I. All I did was I started
• 47:52
  playing ominous dork music that I've heard, and I pretty much
• 47:55
  didn't do anything except for make it creepy.
• 47:57
  >> Cameron: Even out of game. Just getting all that dumped onummy was
• 48:00
  wild.
• 48:02
  >> Cameron: You didn't know the rest of us happen in.
• 48:04
  >> Quinn: I had no clue what was going.
• 48:05
  >> Skylar: All FY was saying was
• 48:08
  that, you know, Quinn's on trial for murder,
• 48:11
  and.
• 48:12
  >> Lil Sauce: So I thought, oh, so he definitely killed someone. He's trying to
• 48:14
  weasel his way out of it.
• 48:16
  >> Skylar: So he's momentarily thrown off by this. Obviously.
• 48:19
  He eventually kind of shakes himself back in
• 48:21
  and he says, okay, anyways, all right.
• 48:25
  the cart,
• 48:28
  the jars of semen. Yes. And some of
• 48:31
  the various items stolen from Lord
• 48:34
  Pendleton's house were found at your
• 48:37
  property. Correct.
• 48:38
  >> Quinn: And, that is correct. Yes. Could you explain as a
• 48:40
  jury why.
• 48:42
  >> Skylar: Those items were in your
• 48:45
  house?
• 48:46
  >> Quinn: Yeah, absolutely. I do have, You know, I can't 100%
• 48:49
  say for factor certain. but I do have speculation.
• 48:52
  I would.
• 48:52
  >> Skylar: I know it's spec in your honor, he's about to give speculation.
• 48:55
  He just admitted to it.
• 48:57
  >> Quinn: I would like to. I'll tell you
• 49:00
  what. Well, I didn't do it. Then I guess I just won't tell
• 49:03
  you what I think. I didn't do it. I mean, that's Pretty
• 49:05
  much it.
• 49:06
  >> Skylar: I didn't do it. Were you aware
• 49:09
  at any point that the items were in your house?
• 49:12
  No.
• 49:12
  >> Lil Sauce: At any point.
• 49:13
  >> Quinn: I mean, when I found them, I guess.
• 49:15
  >> Skylar: When you found them?
• 49:17
  >> Cameron: I'm gonna message him and said you never found them.
• 49:19
  >> Quinn: We were. We found out about them.
• 49:21
  >> Lil Sauce: You can't exactly backtrack at this point.
• 49:24
  >> Cameron: You kind of can't.
• 49:25
  >> Quinn: Oh, I'm telling.
• 49:25
  >> Skylar: I guess that would have been a lie. He says, let me. Well,
• 49:28
  you can get away with lies because that's right. he says, out
• 49:31
  of curiosity, where you at?
• 49:33
  >> Quinn: Well, we went to. We went to the house, obviously
• 49:36
  after the fact of all this trial and we got arrested.
• 49:39
  It was there. I mean that's the only time I saw it.
• 49:41
  >> Skylar: Were you at any point at the
• 49:44
  Pendleton estate?
• 49:46
  >> Cameron: No.
• 49:46
  >> Skylar: Interesting. I would like to put
• 49:49
  into evidence these
• 49:52
  feathers from the crashed
• 49:54
  carriage. And he slides a bag of
• 49:57
  feathers.
• 49:58
  >> Lil Sauce: A question for you, coun council.
• 50:01
  How are we to understand these were in
• 50:03
  fact found at the scene of the crime?
• 50:05
  >> Skylar: Well, they're in an evidence bag. You.
• 50:08
  >> Lil Sauce: I see.
• 50:09
  >> Skylar: I have guard collaborators
• 50:12
  that can convert.
• 50:13
  >> Dave: The police can't be tressed.
• 50:17
  >> Lil Sauce: I understand. I apologize. Continue, continue.
• 50:20
  >> Skylar: These u. in fact we can test these right here.
• 50:22
  >> Quinn: Now, you found these where?
• 50:25
  >> Skylar: Inside the cot. Ye. Are you questioning me?
• 50:28
  >> Quinn: I want to know where you think you found. Because here's the
• 50:31
  deal. Like I told you, I walk up and I see car
• 50:34
  crashed outside.
• 50:34
  >> Skylar: I don't know what it is. So you were at ah, the pendot c is.
• 50:37
  >> Quinn: No, this. It was crashed outside of my
• 50:40
  house, correct?
• 50:42
  >> Cameron: No, no, he was talking about the one that was crushed aside. The Penleton
• 50:45
  house.
• 50:45
  >> Quinn: Okay, there's. Which one was that? I thought that was.
• 50:47
  >> Cameron: That was the one we stole and park
• 50:49
  house all house.
• 50:51
  >> Quinn: Wait, the only cart that I had contact with
• 50:54
  is the one that I found randomly crashed outside my house,
• 50:57
  which, I mean, let's be real. I don't live in the best side of town.
• 51:00
  >> Skylar: Was not crash.
• 51:01
  >> Quinn: Okay? It will parked just dumped
• 51:04
  outside my house. Ah, let's be real. I mean in the neighborhood I live in
• 51:07
  anymore, it's been caught to the dumps.
• 51:09
  >> Skylar: Interesting. All right, well, would that be a
• 51:11
  said Argo, would you please cast the
• 51:14
  located object spell to find
• 51:17
  the origination of these
• 51:20
  feathers? And Oro
• 51:23
  approaches and he puts his hands over the
• 51:26
  en. Bang that has the feathers inside of them and you see
• 51:29
  them start to glow and then you
• 51:31
  see Lil sauce also start to go
• 51:34
  up. Now I ask the jury
• 51:37
  why would the feathers that were found at the scene of the crime
• 51:40
  which ah, are still at this very moment. As you can see,
• 51:43
  he holds up the back encrusted
• 51:46
  with horse semen. Why were they
• 51:49
  found at the scene of the crime in the
• 51:51
  crashed carriage?
• 51:53
  >> Quinn: And I can tell you why.
• 51:55
  >> Skylar: Please.
• 51:56
  >> Quinn: Lord Pendleton's evil brother is trying to frame me. That's
• 51:59
  the whole thing. But you won't let me tell y.
• 52:01
  >> Skylar: Lord Pendletons, we have no record
• 52:04
  of this alleged twin or.
• 52:07
  >> Cameron: He's giving him a thumbs up. He's pointing
• 52:09
  youiously a arc and he's just thumbs up. We mean.
• 52:12
  >> Quinn: My, My attorney would like to call another witness.
• 52:15
  >> Lil Sauce: You may add another time.
• 52:16
  >> Cameron: But currently we are currently not right now. You're being
• 52:19
  cross examined.
• 52:20
  >> Lil Sauce: Yeah, you're being cross examined.
• 52:22
  >> Quinn: Okay, well, this is relevant.
• 52:24
  >> Cameron: We'n keep answering this question.
• 52:25
  >> Quinn: I mean, I guess we'll just get to the point. We could end this now and be over
• 52:28
  with. But we're gonna sit here and waste everybody's time.
• 52:31
  >> Lil Sauce: Exactly.
• 52:34
  >> Quinn: I'm paid by. I'm paid by the hour.
• 52:36
  >> Lil Sauce: I am paid by the hour by the state.
• 52:38
  6,000 gold pieces an hour.
• 52:41
  My. Jeez.
• 52:42
  >> Cameron: I think we'll need to become judges.
• 52:44
  >> Lil Sauce: As long as I possibly cat.
• 52:47
  >> Skylar: So just to clarify, you were not on the
• 52:49
  Pendleton estate is your clee.
• 52:52
  >> Quinn: No, I wasn't. I just answered that in the zone.
• 52:54
  >> Skylar: Truth. I'm just so m. Just so.
• 52:56
  >> Dave: Hey, I whispered a roke. Can you tell
• 52:59
  saw something?
• 53:00
  >> Cameron: yeah.
• 53:00
  >> Dave: Tell me he got roughed up during the.
• 53:03
  The fight. Maybe some of his
• 53:06
  feathers fell out, ended up on somebody's boots
• 53:09
  or clothes.
• 53:10
  >> Skylar: I't know.
• 53:11
  >> Dave: What do you got?
• 53:12
  >> Cameron: I don't think he can just say stuff about
• 53:15
  evidence from the past because that's all hearsay.
• 53:17
  >> Quinn: May I ask one question?
• 53:19
  >> Lil Sauce: Very well.
• 53:20
  >> Cameron: We can establish that.
• 53:21
  >> Skylar: Mai.
• 53:22
  >> Cameron: In our closing, we can establish that.
• 53:24
  >> Quinn: I would like and dropped feathers and
• 53:27
  I'd just like to say so what do feathers do?
• 53:29
  >> Skylar: What do feathers do?
• 53:30
  >> Quinn: Yes. do they float? Do they fly?
• 53:32
  >> Skylar: They do float sometimes on water.
• 53:34
  >> Dave: Tell them the jar of semen was leaking and
• 53:37
  his feather stuck to it. Sure.
• 53:39
  >> Cameron: The jarred semen was leaking and some of your
• 53:42
  feathers stuck to it.
• 53:44
  >> Quinn: What if by chance be
• 53:47
  possible that when I'm fleeing the scene as I'm
• 53:50
  running from possible death,
• 53:53
  that some feathers may come loose
• 53:56
  and maybe fall into the.
• 53:59
  The trading of the horse, semen
• 54:02
  as I'm fleeing the scene, as I'm frantically trying to flee
• 54:05
  the scene and climbing over stuff and running through stuff.
• 54:08
  Would. Would, it be uncommon for feathers
• 54:10
  to possibly Flo even.
• 54:13
  Even. Even float off of me here as I'm
• 54:16
  climbing and jumping and float and land on the carriage
• 54:19
  that I run past. I just said I wasn't
• 54:22
  there. I said I didn't kill anybody. But yet you trying
• 54:25
  to reach for more and more
• 54:28
  conclusions.
• 54:28
  >> Skylar: Your honor, I would like to
• 54:32
  rest.
• 54:33
  >> Lil Sauce: For this way that's what I saw. Very, very
• 54:36
  well. Does the defense have any of the
• 54:38
  artistic the guy that saws my guard?
• 54:41
  >> Quinn: No, the guy that saw The evil brother when the horses got
• 54:44
  the wise shot. Yes.
• 54:45
  >> Cameron: This is whispers, mind you.
• 54:47
  >> Lil Sauce: Yeah, Yahe.
• 54:48
  >> Cameron: Technically none of us know he exist.
• 54:50
  >> Quinn: So if I him it was all over the news.
• 54:53
  >> Cameron: No, it was'what's that really?
• 54:54
  >> Cameron: I don't think that was all over the news. Maybe town
• 54:57
  goss. But like technically
• 55:00
  speaking, none of us should know about him.
• 55:02
  >> Quinn: Okay, can we put out a claimamer as anybody
• 55:05
  seen evil Twain?
• 55:07
  >> Cameron: Yeah, I guess. For a final piece of evidence, your honor,
• 55:10
  I simply ask a question to everyone
• 55:13
  in this courtroom. Everyone. There
• 55:16
  might be an extra witness in.
• 55:17
  >> Lil Sauce: You if there's no objection. I'll allow it.
• 55:20
  >> Skylar: I think the prosecution is absolutely
• 55:23
  just a flibber gaster by this I'mnna take
• 55:25
  advantage of. Is there se where it goes has.
• 55:28
  >> Cameron: Next is there is a character of
• 55:31
  a second lord Pendleton being
• 55:34
  established? Has anyone
• 55:36
  else seen said
• 55:39
  character after the scene of the crime as
• 55:42
  anyone else seen this supposed
• 55:45
  Lord Pendleton? Two.
• 55:47
  >> Quinn: Yes, there would.
• 55:48
  >> Lil Sauce: A hundred.
• 55:48
  >> Quinn: But there'd be two people. Three people. Ms.
• 55:51
  Pendleton actually sure already said it. Then she saw the second
• 55:54
  oneance.
• 55:55
  >> Skylar: The only one that would have gotten close enough to really make out
• 55:58
  was the one guard. u. Yeah. Okay, let's say that he's here.
• 56:00
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 56:01
  >> Quinn: He randomly stands up.
• 56:02
  >> Lil Sauce: He stands up.
• 56:03
  >> Skylar: He.
• 56:06
  You're just saying o. I may have
• 56:09
  seen something yesterday that I couldn't
• 56:11
  exactly explain.
• 56:13
  >> Cameron: yes to the stand, please. Random citizen.
• 56:15
  >> Skylar: He of course says the stand. And he's. And U. The
• 56:19
  prosecution says u. excuse me. Article three. I'd like to. I'd
• 56:21
  like to have him zone of truth.
• 56:24
  I'll allow it. It is.
• 56:26
  >> Quinn: But we can love it because Much better.
• 56:29
  >> Skylar: Yeah, there's under TR the cast and as far as you guys are
• 56:32
  aware successfully Oro nods
• 56:34
  to you.
• 56:35
  >> Quinn: We're like even better Ye.
• 56:37
  >> Cameron: Okay. So you said you
• 56:40
  saw a supposed lord Pendleton after he
• 56:43
  was dead Just yesterday. Explain.
• 56:45
  >> Lil Sauce: u.
• 56:45
  >> Skylar: Well, I was at the Pendleton estate and
• 56:48
  I was chatting with M. Mrs. Pendleton or
• 56:51
  sorry Ms. Pendleton.
• 56:54
  Rubbing the salt Al below
• 56:57
  Looking over the cart that was
• 57:00
  previously mentioned as part of the crime scene.
• 57:02
  >> Cameron: The crash cart.
• 57:03
  >> Skylar: I correct the crash cart. And, all of a sudden,
• 57:06
  in the distance, there was a wooln,
• 57:09
  walking away, that the stablehan,
• 57:12
  said it released a bunch of our horses,
• 57:15
  and I went to go confront her. She
• 57:17
  disappeared into the woods. And then all of a
• 57:20
  sudden, standing before me, or rather
• 57:23
  writing before me on a giant goat,
• 57:26
  I might add, u, was,
• 57:29
  I swear to it looked exactly. Looked
• 57:32
  like lord Pendleton. It was lord Pendleton,
• 57:35
  as far as I could tell. I've seen the man a few times,
• 57:38
  quite a few times. he spake me once or twice,
• 57:41
  and it, most certainly was lord
• 57:43
  Pendleton.
• 57:44
  >> Cameron: Did you make chase?
• 57:46
  >> Skylar: I did, yes. I chased after him,
• 57:49
  confused, wanting answers,
• 57:52
  he, he turned to me and he
• 57:55
  shot me.
• 57:57
  >> Cameron: Is'that why you were limping?
• 57:58
  >> Skylar: Yes, that's the injury you see today.
• 58:01
  >> Cameron: What you say when I shot, So he shot you?
• 58:03
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 58:04
  >> Cameron: Then what happened?
• 58:06
  >> Skylar: U, he rode off into the forest.
• 58:08
  >> Cameron: That was it. You fall up your horse did anything.
• 58:10
  >> Skylar: You SMEs awesome the horse. Because I got
• 58:13
  shot and I was riding beard back, so I didn't have a
• 58:16
  good stability.
• 58:17
  >> Quinn: I didn't.
• 58:17
  >> Skylar: I wasn't in his saddle. And, so being shot in his side,
• 58:20
  I fell off the horse and like I said, he
• 58:23
  disappeared into the woods. That was the last I saw of him.
• 58:26
  >> Cameron: Was there anything else he
• 58:29
  maybe took or said or anything he
• 58:32
  may have done after he shot you?
• 58:34
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah. He was kathlyling something
• 58:36
  awful. saidon about this is
• 58:39
  the last do ever see of me,
• 58:42
  Clarence Pendleton.
• 58:43
  >> Quinn: Didn't you say the evil brother or did you say?
• 58:45
  >> Cameron: Yeah, I did, but I'm notnna add that.
• 58:47
  >> Quinn: Well, no, but he should say it, because that's what happened. He's in,
• 58:50
  but he's in the zone of truth. You would have said to evil.
• 58:53
  >> Skylar: He he know he's an evil toout, but he just knows it. S But he said
• 58:56
  it.
• 58:56
  >> Cameron: I'SAY that I said, I'm Clarence Pendleton, the
• 58:59
  evil twin brother of lord pendlet.
• 59:01
  >> Quinn: You''never so
• 59:04
  he said that.
• 59:05
  >> Skylar: He said something about being an evil
• 59:08
  twin lord Pendleton, and that will never catch
• 59:10
  you. Needless
• 59:13
  to say, I was in pain and
• 59:16
  confused.
• 59:18
  >> Cameron: Well, I salute you for your hard
• 59:21
  work and trying to stop a ne'er doell
• 59:23
  goat thief.
• 59:25
  >> Skylar: Well, you got away with it, that's for
• 59:27
  sure.
• 59:28
  >> Cameron: I hope you heal at the w from your
• 59:31
  injury.
• 59:31
  >> Skylar: Ah, at the sound of goat thief, you. I don't know anyone
• 59:34
  that glances over it looks at Ryan equest. He just comes like,
• 59:37
  yeah, or maybe.
• 59:39
  >> Lil Sauce: He didn't ste it go.
• 59:40
  >> Cameron: Maybe that's just his go. I know. Anyways, that's all
• 59:43
  my questions.
• 59:44
  >> Skylar: U the prosecution approaches the stand. He says, sir,
• 59:47
  we had to establish your name. Oh, u My name
• 59:49
  is guard number four.
• 59:53
  Guard number four. Yes. Could you please explain
• 59:56
  to me U have you been on any
• 59:59
  sort of meditici she's
• 1:00:01
  prior to your injuries? Ah.
• 1:00:04
  well, I had a case a real
• 1:00:07
  nasty casey the hiccups.
• 1:00:09
  >> Quinn: They prescribed me opioid.
• 1:00:13
  >> Skylar: They gave me this herbal remedy. Do you by chance
• 1:00:16
  know the name of this? Ober reveni? Yeah, it was
• 1:00:18
  called regular.
• 1:00:19
  >> Lil Sauce: No.
• 1:00:22
  >> Skylar: And does this Are you aware of any
• 1:00:25
  potential side effectggs that this oregano might have for a
• 1:00:28
  person? U It made my hicc
• 1:00:31
  of stop. Yes, but any sort of negative
• 1:00:34
  side effects? Ah. your honor, I just like to
• 1:00:37
  establish it. I'm a simple guard number
• 1:00:39
  four, not a doctor or any kind
• 1:00:42
  of pharmacist.
• 1:00:44
  >> Lil Sauce: I dou sustain that shirt.
• 1:00:47
  >> Skylar: You say that you saw this lord Pendleton
• 1:00:50
  figure Alleged, alleging his
• 1:00:53
  twin relations to
• 1:00:56
  lord Pendleton. you said you saw him riding on a
• 1:00:59
  giant goat.
• 1:01:01
  >> Lil Sauce: That is correct.
• 1:01:02
  >> Skylar: A giant goat. He looks over at the jury, he says,
• 1:01:06
  a giant goat. I
• 1:01:08
  rest my case.
• 1:01:10
  >> Lil Sauce: Very, very well. sir, guard number four,
• 1:01:13
  you may sit down. I thank you, your honor. Any further
• 1:01:16
  witnesses?
• 1:01:17
  >> Cameron: I'm done.
• 1:01:18
  >> Skylar: I would like to say that I did have a number of
• 1:01:20
  witnesses. Unfortunately, there was some
• 1:01:23
  sort of incidents or accidents, and I was unable to bring
• 1:01:26
  them to the stand today.
• 1:01:27
  >> Cameron: I mean, okay. Shame,
• 1:01:30
  real shame as this.
• 1:01:31
  >> Dave: His arts.
• 1:01:32
  >> Skylar: He just looks really grumpy.
• 1:01:34
  >> Quinn: Objection. Not my problem.
• 1:01:36
  >> Cameron: You. Is that all? Are we done?
• 1:01:39
  >> Lil Sauce: I believe so.
• 1:01:39
  >> Skylar: So now the closing statements.
• 1:01:41
  >> Lil Sauce: We have any closing statements? We shall begin with
• 1:01:44
  the prosecution.
• 1:01:45
  >> Skylar: I would like to, and with saying that
• 1:01:48
  the feathers are confirmed to have belong. The feathers
• 1:01:51
  that we found in the crash carriage at the Pendleton estate
• 1:01:54
  were in fact confirmed to be found by
• 1:01:57
  or as belonging to little sauce.
• 1:01:59
  suggesting that he may have, even though his statement,
• 1:02:02
  claimed otherwise, had some
• 1:02:05
  potential, involvement in the
• 1:02:08
  Pendleton the state or the items. Therefore,
• 1:02:11
  it's also important to note that he was in fact
• 1:02:14
  confirmed as being in the alleyway. And, also
• 1:02:16
  associating with figures, questionable figures, such
• 1:02:19
  as, the slicer. also questionable
• 1:02:22
  figures such as Rumpel Diltskin,
• 1:02:25
  who is he? Known murderer. And I'd also like to remind the
• 1:02:28
  jewelry that the various
• 1:02:30
  stolen items were very Explicitly found
• 1:02:33
  at Little sas place of road. I would
• 1:02:36
  also like to point out to the jury
• 1:02:39
  that'the u guard
• 1:02:43
  side giant gove.
• 1:02:46
  And that is everything.
• 1:02:48
  >> Lil Sauce: Thank you. Y me Sit down. Any closing
• 1:02:51
  statements from the defense?
• 1:02:53
  >> Cameron: All right, I'm gonna walk up. I'm going to
• 1:02:55
  straighten my very nice little
• 1:02:58
  suit. Lazy gentlen of
• 1:03:01
  the jury, I would like to establish
• 1:03:04
  what is on trial here today. Five
• 1:03:07
  accounts of murder, theft
• 1:03:10
  and trespassing.
• 1:03:11
  >> Skylar: And armed robbery.
• 1:03:12
  >> Cameron: And armed, robbery. Thank you, Judge. We are simply looking
• 1:03:15
  for Little Sauce is guilty or not
• 1:03:17
  guilty. And by all accounts, of everything I've
• 1:03:20
  heard today, it seems like there is
• 1:03:23
  another guilty party of most, if
• 1:03:26
  not all of these charges. But
• 1:03:29
  again, this is not a trial of,
• 1:03:32
  say, an alleged Lord Pendleton
• 1:03:34
  too. We're talking about Little
• 1:03:37
  Sauce. And on the
• 1:03:40
  stand under Zone of Truth, declared
• 1:03:42
  himself not guilty. And he did not kill
• 1:03:46
  Lord Pendleton. We also have an
• 1:03:48
  eyewitness stating that he
• 1:03:51
  saw someone else. The Slicer, killing Lord
• 1:03:54
  Pendleton. And then another figure killing the Slicer.
• 1:03:57
  But again, all I care about and all
• 1:04:00
  you should care about. Is
• 1:04:02
  if Little Sauce did it. And all
• 1:04:05
  evidence says he didnt t do it.
• 1:04:08
  On top of that, Ms.
• 1:04:11
  Pendleton saw a figure at
• 1:04:14
  at her house that evening after the crime. And
• 1:04:17
  again, it was not Little Sauce.
• 1:04:20
  It was a different person. Who that person may
• 1:04:23
  be, that's not for you to judge. All we care
• 1:04:26
  about is who was guilty. Was
• 1:04:29
  Little Sauce guilty or not guilty? And if you,
• 1:04:32
  the jury, a shred of doubt that if you
• 1:04:34
  didn't do it, you must under law
• 1:04:37
  declare he'not guilty.
• 1:04:41
  So all I ask you is this, hearing all the
• 1:04:43
  evidence tonight. You think? Nah, he
• 1:04:46
  didn't probably do it. Someone else probably did it. He's just
• 1:04:49
  a misfortunate fellow who was in a bad situation. Maybe he
• 1:04:52
  was starting to do crime with the Slicer. But the
• 1:04:55
  moment it turned bad, he said, not didn't do this and
• 1:04:57
  left. And you know what? We've all made
• 1:05:00
  bad choices here or there. But you know what? There's a huge
• 1:05:03
  difference between
• 1:05:06
  murder and,
• 1:05:09
  you know, slight side charges of working with a
• 1:05:12
  slicer. All we care
• 1:05:14
  about is the charges being tried
• 1:05:17
  today.
• 1:05:20
  That's all. Bye, folks. And, just king. Guys. Sit
• 1:05:22
  down.
• 1:05:23
  >> Lil Sauce: Very well. So dry. You may now be excused to
• 1:05:26
  go deliberate. And keep in mind, you are
• 1:05:28
  deliberating on five separate counts
• 1:05:31
  of felony murder. One count
• 1:05:33
  ofiversary, armed robbery, One
• 1:05:36
  count of first de Grant theft. And one count of
• 1:05:39
  trespassing. Now, these will each be deliberated on
• 1:05:42
  individually and you must come back with this with a
• 1:05:45
  verdict for all eight of
• 1:05:48
  these counts. So please go deliberate.
• 1:05:51
  And Mr. Zosce, keep in mind if you are found usety
• 1:05:53
  of any of these murders, we are a capital punishment
• 1:05:56
  state. Please keep that in mind. But on the
• 1:05:59
  plus side seem really excited about it. We are rather progressive.
• 1:06:02
  So we let you choose the manner in which
• 1:06:05
  we execute. We can either do
• 1:06:08
  guillotine firing squad or tie you
• 1:06:10
  up, set you on fire and push you off a very high building.
• 1:06:13
  Now I don't want to goad you in any direction,
• 1:06:16
  but we haven't, we haven't
• 1:06:19
  tried one of those. And I'd be very
• 1:06:21
  excited to see
• 1:06:25
  one of those in particular. Yes, exactly.
• 1:06:28
  So Jory, please go deliberate and we shall have a
• 1:06:31
  brief recess until they come back than go.
• 1:06:33
  >> Skylar: All right. So while the Jerry heads off to
• 1:06:35
  deliberate, everybody goes outside and saysies
• 1:06:38
  on his swings and his slows.
• 1:06:43
  >> Quinn: You say there's a short recess. We're outside playing.
• 1:06:46
  I'm just sitting there. I'm just sitting there swinging. The
• 1:06:49
  prosecution is pushing me.
• 1:06:52
  >> Skylar: I'm like playing hopscotch with we got a
• 1:06:55
  game. This k all going.
• 1:06:56
  >> Lil Sauce: Yeah.
• 1:06:58
  >> Skylar: I'm goingna put a little bit of pressure on you there. instead of
• 1:07:01
  like me running the jury,
• 1:07:04
  Connor is you like to go through the evidence that
• 1:07:07
  was pitched to you today and work. Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  >> Cameron: break down everything you heard each.
• 1:07:10
  >> Skylar: Of those and okay. Also ignore
• 1:07:14
  out of game talk.
• 1:07:15
  >> Cameron: Yeah, ignoring out of game talk. I will say
• 1:07:17
  we only established four murders that
• 1:07:20
  night. We never established a fifth.
• 1:07:23
  So just out of that alone, he's only
• 1:07:26
  guilty of at most for murders.
• 1:07:28
  >> Skylar: That's.
• 1:07:28
  >> Quinn: That's a most still capital punch and
• 1:07:32
  not as bad.
• 1:07:33
  >> Cameron: The fifth one was the dude drew die in the
• 1:07:36
  carriage accident. But the prosecution did a terrible
• 1:07:38
  job of bringing up that death. Ah, yeah.
• 1:07:41
  >> Lil Sauce: We never established a 50.
• 1:07:42
  >> Skylar: He couldn't even. He couldn't even establish that he was
• 1:07:45
  on the Pendleton estate. So there was no point attempting this there.
• 1:07:48
  >> Quinn: You said there's somebody that's a lawyer listening.
• 1:07:50
  >> Skylar: That's just pullingeah, you know, is a
• 1:07:53
  fantasy fant court trial. We established that already. I'm not
• 1:07:56
  a real judge.
• 1:07:57
  >> Cameron: However, I have sat in on one murder trial.
• 1:07:59
  >> Skylar: It was.
• 1:08:00
  >> Cameron: I saw pictures of dead bodies. It was nuts. but
• 1:08:03
  no, I said I had to take so many notes. Dude, I took like 10
• 1:08:06
  pages of notes in six hours. It was nuts. so I
• 1:08:09
  would say out of that, at the very most he's
• 1:08:12
  guilty of four. If convicted of all four
• 1:08:14
  murders, putting him at the scene of
• 1:08:17
  the crime. Because the horse
• 1:08:20
  carriage where this all happened, that's where the dead bodies were found,
• 1:08:23
  correct?
• 1:08:23
  >> Skylar: No. So sorry. There was an alleyway. That's where
• 1:08:26
  the deal was happening. The horse carriage that was
• 1:08:29
  crashed was found at the Pendleton house.
• 1:08:32
  How far away are those? Long way.
• 1:08:34
  >> Cameron: So his feathers were found at
• 1:08:37
  the Pendleton estate in the horse carriage of, where
• 1:08:40
  these dead bodies were.
• 1:08:41
  >> Cameron: No, no, the dead bod were in the alleyway.
• 1:08:44
  The marriage was crashed an hour away.
• 1:08:46
  >> Skylar: So the carriage, the CR Driver dead
• 1:08:49
  body was out of.
• 1:08:51
  >> Cameron: So the carriage. Okay, so three dead bodies in the
• 1:08:53
  alley.
• 1:08:54
  >> Quinn: Four.
• 1:08:54
  >> Cameron: Four dead bodies in the alley. The carriage driver is the fifth one that we never
• 1:08:57
  established was found dead with the carriage at the Pendleton
• 1:09:00
  estate. And our way that's got all the horse semen and all the
• 1:09:03
  feathers at the estate.
• 1:09:04
  >> Skylar: And this allely bele not sleeping.
• 1:09:06
  >> Cameron: Yeah, the sleeping are not sleeping horses.
• 1:09:08
  >> Cameron: Okay, so he
• 1:09:10
  has established himself to be in
• 1:09:13
  the alleyway he says he.
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  >> Cameron: Left under Zone of Truth.
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  >> Cameron: Under it.
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  >> Cameron: Under Zone of Truth, which Connor, if you don't. Because he's not the
• 1:09:21
  fathroom Iagine G Zona. Truth is a spell that
• 1:09:24
  makes anyone who is under it, have to tell the
• 1:09:27
  complete and honest truth to any question they were asked. There
• 1:09:30
  are that compels them to answer.
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  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 1:09:32
  >> Quinn: Okay.
• 1:09:32
  >> Cameron: But they cannot lie. They don't have to say anything,
• 1:09:35
  but they cannot lie. Gotcha.
• 1:09:37
  >> Cameron: There is some catches which it can fail
• 1:09:40
  it.
• 1:09:40
  >> Cameron: Well, the person has to roll a check. And if they fail
• 1:09:43
  the check, then they have to tell the truth. But if they pass, then they
• 1:09:46
  can tell lies. But the people who cast the spell,
• 1:09:49
  they just have to believe it worked. Okay, so take that
• 1:09:52
  for a grant. But in this system, the spell was
• 1:09:55
  cast and it looked like it worked. For all accounts, it
• 1:09:57
  looked like it worked. So nothing showed it
• 1:10:00
  failed is what I mean.
• 1:10:02
  >> Cameron: So if he was under Zone of Truth
• 1:10:05
  and he established himself at
• 1:10:07
  this allelyway, he then said he fled.
• 1:10:11
  And then multiple dead bodies were found in that
• 1:10:13
  alleyway. the other person,
• 1:10:17
  I was kind of thinking out loud here. So the other person who we have
• 1:10:20
  is an eyewitness said
• 1:10:23
  he saw. Was this man under
• 1:10:26
  Zone of Truth? No, he was just under oath. Well,
• 1:10:29
  whatever.
• 1:10:30
  >> Skylar: Whatever this court de fl this version of an oath
• 1:10:32
  was.
• 1:10:33
  >> Cameron: so he. He said
• 1:10:36
  he saw Quinn or
• 1:10:39
  Sauce leaving and then the
• 1:10:42
  people were killed.
• 1:10:42
  >> Cameron: Mmm.
• 1:10:43
  >> Cameron: So if we have an eyewitness, what did the
• 1:10:46
  prosecution do? oh, they established he was a murderer.
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  >> Cameron: That was it. That Was it.
• 1:10:49
  >> Lil Sauce: So that's.
• 1:10:49
  >> Cameron: That was their only question.
• 1:10:51
  >> Skylar: His put his legitimacy in question. Put his legit.
• 1:10:53
  >> Cameron: Yeah, I put his legitimacy in question. But he's still an eyewitness.
• 1:10:56
  Like those two aren't mutually exclusive and.
• 1:10:58
  >> Cameron: He had nothing to do with it.
• 1:10:59
  >> Cameron: So, yeah, if you was just an eyewitness, I would say
• 1:11:03
  if we have no other evidence there
• 1:11:05
  as a jury, I could not in good
• 1:11:08
  faith accuse him of those three murders there.
• 1:11:10
  >> Quinn: Sure.
• 1:11:11
  >> Cameron: Three or four.
• 1:11:12
  >> Lil Sauce: Four.
• 1:11:12
  >> Skylar: Four.
• 1:11:13
  >> Cameron: Now, his feathers being
• 1:11:16
  found at the estate with a
• 1:11:19
  dead carriage driver.
• 1:11:20
  >> Quinn: They're just found on the carriage now.
• 1:11:22
  >> Cameron: I mean, well, they were found on the cart.
• 1:11:24
  >> Quinn: You can't prove the. You can't prove that he's found them, at the. I mean, they were
• 1:11:27
  just on the carriage there.
• 1:11:28
  >> Skylar: But there were.
• 1:11:29
  >> Lil Sauce: So the.
• 1:11:29
  >> Cameron: But the feathers were found in the
• 1:11:32
  carriage with a dead body.
• 1:11:34
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 1:11:35
  >> Cameron: And that was that carriage, like robbed or anything.
• 1:11:37
  >> Dave: Now the dead body was 20
• 1:11:40
  feetards, 20 yards from the.
• 1:11:42
  >> Cameron: But still like in the same z.
• 1:11:45
  >> Cameron: The only piece of evidence was there is
• 1:11:48
  only two things that brought up the
• 1:11:51
  carriage. One was the established that it was
• 1:11:54
  crashed and saw by Lord Pendleton's
• 1:11:56
  wife.
• 1:11:57
  >> Quinn: Young in the morning.
• 1:11:58
  >> Cameron: It was crashed and seen the dead body and the sleeping
• 1:12:00
  horses. inside the carriage were feathers
• 1:12:03
  and horse seamen.
• 1:12:05
  >> Cameron: So.
• 1:12:06
  >> Cameron: And the third thing was that
• 1:12:09
  this mysterious figure was last seen leaving
• 1:12:12
  in the carriage with an accomplice.
• 1:12:14
  >> Cameron: Okay, so the mysterious
• 1:12:17
  figure, but the.
• 1:12:18
  >> Cameron: Accomplice was not little sauce. It was a different. So it's two
• 1:12:21
  people that weren't little sauce left in the carriage.
• 1:12:23
  >> Cameron: Left in the carriage that was later found with the de.
• 1:12:26
  >> Cameron: not. No, the guy who. The guy who
• 1:12:29
  went into the carriage, the mysterious figure picked up the
• 1:12:31
  glip jar of horse semn and then went.
• 1:12:34
  >> Quinn: Into the carriage that I was around when the. When it went
• 1:12:36
  downe.
• 1:12:37
  >> Cameron: See, I feel like if we. If the prosecution
• 1:12:40
  had brought up that there was a dead body. Did they bring up
• 1:12:43
  that there was the dead.
• 1:12:44
  >> Cameron: No, they never really touched on the.
• 1:12:45
  >> Skylar: Fact like I was dead as a juror.
• 1:12:48
  >> Cameron: If that was all that was brought up, I would
• 1:12:51
  at least be able to place him at the
• 1:12:53
  carriage. And if there was no real explanation
• 1:12:56
  because. Sure, yeah, bet I guess he's a bird.
• 1:12:59
  Birds molt, whatever. But it seems
• 1:13:02
  really sus that he has horse semen on the
• 1:13:04
  feathers at a scene of crime.
• 1:13:07
  >> Skylar: So now.
• 1:13:07
  >> Quinn: No, that wasn't established. I'm saying it could. I'm saying it could
• 1:13:10
  have happened. That's one of. It's not established.
• 1:13:12
  >> Lil Sauce: It was,
• 1:13:12
  >> Quinn: It Was that that's how they could have gotten on?
• 1:13:15
  >> Cameron: I'm just saying, like, remember, if they.
• 1:13:17
  >> Skylar: Had brought up that there was also.
• 1:13:19
  >> Cameron: A dead body found at this scene,
• 1:13:21
  maybe they could find him guilty of that
• 1:13:24
  one. But since it was never really brought up, like,
• 1:13:27
  out of this whole thing, I could see them maybe finding
• 1:13:30
  him guilty of that one. If they brought up, you know,
• 1:13:33
  his feathers were found at the scene. This
• 1:13:36
  scene also had a dead body at it. Therefore
• 1:13:38
  it puts him at the scene of this crime, this
• 1:13:41
  murder. If we can retroactively,
• 1:13:45
  like, say they brought it up.
• 1:13:46
  >> Dave: I think they did.
• 1:13:48
  >> Cameron: Did they bring up.
• 1:13:50
  >> Lil Sauce: I,
• 1:13:50
  >> Dave: Did Mrs. Pendleton say that she saw the
• 1:13:52
  body?
• 1:13:53
  >> Cameron: She did, but the proution never really pressed off.
• 1:13:56
  >> Cameron: They never really connected the dots for the jury is what
• 1:13:59
  I'm saying, because.
• 1:13:59
  >> Quinn: I also said I wasn't there.
• 1:14:01
  >> Cameron: So under the current circumstances, not
• 1:14:04
  knowing what I know outside, just saying, like,
• 1:14:07
  is there enough evidence to put him away
• 1:14:10
  for being at the scene of this carriage?
• 1:14:12
  I would say yes, there is physical evidence of him
• 1:14:15
  being at this carriage. The dots were never connected
• 1:14:18
  at it'asked on a carriage that the dots are never
• 1:14:21
  connected. That carriage was connected to a dead body.
• 1:14:24
  >> Cameron: Sure, sure.
• 1:14:25
  >> Skylar: No, with that being said, all the murders at this
• 1:14:28
  point cannot really be but
• 1:14:30
  yond a shadow aelebt four of them
• 1:14:33
  cannot.
• 1:14:34
  >> Cameron: If I can see, like, outside of what's going on, and I
• 1:14:37
  know there's a dead body at the scene where his feathers
• 1:14:40
  were found, that spells a bit
• 1:14:42
  of questionability.
• 1:14:44
  >> Skylar: But what be the shadow? It's not beyond a shadow. It was the one that
• 1:14:46
  necessarily did.
• 1:14:47
  >> Quinn: Correct.
• 1:14:48
  >> Cameron: Like, there was no established motive.
• 1:14:50
  >> Skylar: There was.
• 1:14:50
  >> Cameron: There was no established motive. No established. Really anything.
• 1:14:53
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 1:14:54
  >> Cameron: With the physical evidence and what was talked about in the
• 1:14:56
  trial, I don't think they would be able
• 1:14:59
  to convict on four.
• 1:15:03
  I think if they connect the dots. Well,
• 1:15:05
  like, if they retroactively connected the dots,
• 1:15:08
  five probably. But if since
• 1:15:11
  they didn't.
• 1:15:12
  >> Quinn: Right.
• 1:15:13
  >> Cameron: I would have to say not guilty on all
• 1:15:15
  five of those counts. However, the
• 1:15:18
  trespassing. Yes, because his feathers
• 1:15:21
  were found on the scene.
• 1:15:22
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:15:23
  >> Cameron: There was no real talk of armed
• 1:15:25
  robbery, so I would say not guilty there.
• 1:15:28
  >> Cameron: I, mean, armed robbery've been.
• 1:15:30
  >> Cameron: That's kind of connected to what'been what the slicer did.
• 1:15:33
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  >> Cameron: And so what?
• 1:15:34
  >> Skylar: And mean, he admitted he was there at the scene, but just for a trade
• 1:15:36
  off. Yeah. You know, and things went south. He left.
• 1:15:39
  >> Quinn: Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  >> Skylar: And the theft.
• 1:15:41
  >> Cameron: The theft I probably could convict for because
• 1:15:44
  there was a card literally found at his house and the
• 1:15:47
  stu and the stuff.
• 1:15:48
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  >> Cameron: So I would say for this jury, what we talked
• 1:15:51
  about. Theft, trespassing, yes.
• 1:15:54
  Five counts of murder, probably
• 1:15:57
  not. How
• 1:15:59
  ever. If we have established that
• 1:16:02
  he was in fact at the Pendleton estate when he said he
• 1:16:05
  wasn't, that paints him as a picture of a
• 1:16:08
  liar being dishonest because he
• 1:16:11
  said it under zone of truth. You can maybe think that,
• 1:16:14
  oh, since he said I wasn't at the penal in est state yet
• 1:16:17
  his stuff was found here and if he was on
• 1:16:19
  his own of truth, maybe it didn't work. So maybe he was lying about other
• 1:16:23
  stuff. You could maybe make that connection.
• 1:16:26
  However, there was still no dots
• 1:16:28
  connected between pedalon estate and dead body.
• 1:16:31
  Really poor job by the prosecution on app. So unless
• 1:16:34
  you want the jury to actually convict him of murder to maybe have
• 1:16:37
  some kind of saving him scene of getting tied up and
• 1:16:40
  lit on fire and thrown off a bur eye building. Yeah.
• 1:16:43
  I would say yes for trespassing, yes for
• 1:16:45
  theft.
• 1:16:46
  >> Cameron: That's it. And that's it.
• 1:16:47
  >> Skylar: All right, the jury comes out from good gallegation where
• 1:16:50
  everybody's sitting back in their seats. The speaker of the jury or
• 1:16:53
  whatever the heck they're called comes out, hands you the envelope
• 1:16:56
  that has the final
• 1:16:59
  delegation. Ryan eque quest looks
• 1:17:01
  furiouses red in the face.
• 1:17:04
  He's extremely upset. Everybody else
• 1:17:07
  totally chill, if not a little bit like over it, especially
• 1:17:10
  sprout. He's kind of just like got this, like this is the
• 1:17:12
  dumbest part of this whole thing. They all go
• 1:17:15
  sit down in the juerry. you have the
• 1:17:18
  envelope. Feel free to give
• 1:17:21
  the basic rundown of the
• 1:17:23
  doier.
• 1:17:24
  >> Lil Sauce: All right, so u the jury, you have all reached a
• 1:17:27
  verdict, correct? Everybody unanimously voted on all of
• 1:17:30
  these?
• 1:17:30
  >> Skylar: They nod yes, although e quest looks really
• 1:17:33
  angry about it, but he definitely adveng her U
• 1:17:36
  reluctantly nods.
• 1:17:38
  >> Lil Sauce: I shall now read the findings of the
• 1:17:40
  jury. On the first count of fely
• 1:17:43
  murder, not guilty. Second
• 1:17:46
  count not guilty.
• 1:17:49
  Third count
• 1:17:52
  not guilty. Fourth count
• 1:17:55
  not guy and fifth count
• 1:17:58
  also not guilty. On only first count of
• 1:18:01
  first degree of robbery not
• 1:18:04
  guilty. On the first count of first degree
• 1:18:07
  theipp guilty.
• 1:18:09
  >> Skylar: What?
• 1:18:13
  >> Lil Sauce: And on put the hand on his shoulder
• 1:18:18
  and On the count of trespassing you
• 1:18:21
  have been founding you guty.
• 1:18:22
  >> Quinn: Yeah, it's fair.
• 1:18:26
  >> Lil Sauce: Now sir, while you have not been found guilty of
• 1:18:29
  any of the family murders, obviously caps punishments is out of
• 1:18:32
  the question. See the judge wife
• 1:18:35
  a tear from.
• 1:18:35
  >> Skylar: His eye you very like you may live also. It's
• 1:18:38
  really bomb there.
• 1:18:39
  >> Lil Sauce: So however you you must still be sentenced
• 1:18:42
  for first degree theft and trespassing. So
• 1:18:45
  for the first of your trespassing yaka is a sentence of
• 1:18:48
  three days community service. And for first count
• 1:18:51
  first degree theft of horse semen, which, need
• 1:18:54
  I remind you, I need not remind you, takes high
• 1:18:57
  praise in this community. That is seven
• 1:19:00
  years in the county jail.
• 1:19:04
  Seven years in the state jail.
• 1:19:06
  >> Skylar: No.
• 1:19:06
  >> Cameron: well, so, three days community service in seven
• 1:19:09
  years.
• 1:19:10
  >> Dave: Oh, man, I can't believe he got community
• 1:19:13
  service.
• 1:19:16
  >> Quinn: Well, have I got a surprise for you.
• 1:19:18
  >> Lil Sauce: What is the surprise?
• 1:19:19
  >> Quinn: I little sauce
• 1:19:22
  feather McGregor
• 1:19:25
  pleads the
• 1:19:26
  28U.
• 1:19:28
  >> Lil Sauce: do you understand the ramifications of bleeding 28th
• 1:19:31
  Mr. Sauce?
• 1:19:32
  >> Skylar: Everyone in the room was just like absolutely
• 1:19:35
  astounded and like shot
• 1:19:38
  u.
• 1:19:38
  >> Quinn: no, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Can you explain it to me?
• 1:19:41
  >> Lil Sauce: Well, very well. the 28th
• 1:19:44
  is trial by combats.
• 1:19:46
  >> Skylar: And what the actor. We will come back to find out
• 1:19:49
  what Lil Sauce is gonna have to do
• 1:19:52
  to inevitably get through his
• 1:19:55
  conviction.
• 1:20:02
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• 1:20:04
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