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2005 Rom Com "Professor Love" (w/Jacquis Neal) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, do we have a panel for you today.
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  Speaker 3: The Stream's Screenwriting Expert panel of new voices in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 4: Costumes are character.
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  Speaker 5: Buck, Mary kil wide shot, two shot, close up, this
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  Speaker 5: artist on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why they call it show business? I
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  Speaker 1: always wondered that.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: someone's falling in love.
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  Speaker 5: One of the best rom coms of the mid two
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  Speaker 5: thousands was Professor Love, featuring a cast full of actors
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  Speaker 5: and performers who later went on to do incredible things.
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  Speaker 5: This rom com grossed nine hundred million dollars at the
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  Speaker 5: box office in two thousand and five.
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  Speaker 1: The cast of Professor Love reunites twenty years later in
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  Speaker 1: our studio to read this about the past.
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  Speaker 4: So let's listen in on Professor Love Reunited.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, it's so great to see you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was really good to see you all.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 6: We all live in LA But I haven't seen any
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  Speaker 6: of you in twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean we're all really really busy.
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  Speaker 5: It seems like, Yeah, I haven't seen any of you
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  Speaker 5: in so long.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you were so much older.
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  Speaker 6: I you know, like I've always thought Mike Mike was old,
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  Speaker 6: but Mike is really old.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, nice, certainly have got none of you look.
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  Speaker 7: Like you've aged today, but I think I aged for
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  Speaker 7: all of us you did.
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  Speaker 3: It really does look like you aged sixty years in
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  Speaker 3: the last twenty Yeah, are you okay? I heard stories
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  Speaker 3: I heard.
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  Speaker 8: Oh I'm good, I'm no, I am what I am?
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  Speaker 8: And I kept my over through.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good. Well, why don't we introduce ourselves? Huh yes, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: let's do that. Let's do that. Well, I guess i'll start.
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  Speaker 6: I played the title character, Professor Love, Professor Johann Love.
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  Speaker 6: It's me, it's your man. So happy to be here.
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  Speaker 6: I am Smith Williams.
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  Speaker 5: Smith.
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  Speaker 6: Great to see you, Good to see all of you.
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  Speaker 3: Good to see all of you, Smith Williams.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, Hi, how's it going everybody?
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  Speaker 1: I'm Amy Whitehouse and I am the writer of one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty seven romantic comedies between the year two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and twenty ten. Professor Love was one of the
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  Speaker 1: ones I wrote. And I'm you know it's it's it's
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  Speaker 1: good to be back.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I'm jar Yankee Philhouse and and I played
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  Speaker 3: the lovable goof Quiet Boy in the movie Professor Love.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, my name is Michael Delda. And I played the
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  Speaker 7: dean of Christmore College and the Pagans villain in Professor Love.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Chonsky Robbins. I played a little girl. We liked
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  Speaker 4: a little girl. I mean she was an adult then
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  Speaker 4: and I'm an adult now. I played uh My, beautiful
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  Speaker 4: and sweet. One of my favorite characters have ever played.
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  Speaker 4: I played Linda Boo.
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  Speaker 6: Linda Boo. People people still come up to me and say,
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  Speaker 6: how you and Miss Boo doing? And I gotta tell him, like,
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  Speaker 6: that was a movie, y'all. That was a movie, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: People like chemistry was crazy to ask.
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  Speaker 8: The chemistry was wonderful.
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  Speaker 7: Was there anything happening the scenes?
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  Speaker 5: Two?
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  Speaker 6: You know, you know, I'm gonna go ahead and and
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  Speaker 6: let Miss Boo answer that. You know, listen, God, the
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  Speaker 6: chemistry was there because first of all, we're fantastic actors.
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  Speaker 6: You know, we're both multiple time award winning Oscars. I'm
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  Speaker 6: I'm the Tony away from the Egot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're trying, You're really trying.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 3: Musicals that I am.
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  Speaker 5: Just with the ego.
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  Speaker 8: You just have the ego.
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  Speaker 6: I just have the ego. I don't have the egot,
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  Speaker 6: but I do have ego. I have ego. Yes, uh no,
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  Speaker 6: you know we you know, nothing was going on behind
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  Speaker 6: the scenes. We were just we were just professional actors,
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  Speaker 6: you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were. We were. I mean, it's it's undeniable,
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  Speaker 4: the chemistry we have. I mean, you like, you're Smith Williams.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean, you are undeniably just like
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  Speaker 4: one of the leading men of our screens. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I mean, I've moved on in many ways,
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  Speaker 4: so happy to be here.
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  Speaker 6: Happy to be and hey you're chemisky, you are. You're
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  Speaker 6: what everybody wants and what everybody needs.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, chemistry picks right back up right.
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  Speaker 3: It's fun to watch. It's fun to watch. It's like
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  Speaker 3: set again.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have any chemistry. Six months in Vancouver, you
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  Speaker 5: shared a hotel room for two of them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I was.
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  Speaker 4: I was dating Robin Williams at the time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember that. I remember that.
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  Speaker 4: So I stayed very faithful to my movie.
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  Speaker 6: And I was dating. I was dating whoopee man, I
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  Speaker 6: was dating WHOOPI golder. You know she was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember because they both came to set to
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  Speaker 1: pitch all the time.
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  Speaker 2: They would pitch jokes constantly, and I said, you know.
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  Speaker 1: This is you guys, this is kind of a rom com.
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  Speaker 1: We just crank them out right, Yeah, we crank out
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  Speaker 1: a lot of these year were really really really really behind.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have time for this, U gubs.
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  Speaker 5: I could would believe you turned down Woovie Goldberg and
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  Speaker 5: Robin Williams punch of Whoopy.
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  Speaker 1: Goldberg and Robin Williams were such a duo.
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  Speaker 4: They were bouncing off each other.
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  Speaker 1: The chemistry between them, in a comedic way was undeniable.
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  Speaker 2: I unfortunately didn't have any fucking time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if anything, if anything, me and you know, me
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  Speaker 6: and miss Boo here we were just getting together of
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  Speaker 6: jealousy because our significant others were so undeniable off screen
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  Speaker 6: that we hadn't you know, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean we did do that. One we went to I
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  Speaker 4: mean we went to like the hit like there was
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  Speaker 4: like a like a hills like it was like really
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  Speaker 4: like residential, like we're in like a residential area of Vancouver.
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  Speaker 4: I remember, and I remember that there was one night
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  Speaker 4: at the Marriott that me, Smith Williams, whoopee and Robin
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  Speaker 4: had a couple bottles of cab and it did get
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  Speaker 4: it got like. So that's why I'll say I've never
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  Speaker 4: been with Smith Williams alone.
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  Speaker 3: That's all.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, Yes, you know, never never alone, always in pairs.
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  Speaker 6: You know, that's what we That's what we always used
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  Speaker 6: to say on set. You know, never alone, always in pairs.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are great, guys are great together. I miss
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  Speaker 3: you guys together. I really thought you guys were going
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  Speaker 3: to get care.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you know, no, we haven't seen each other in
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  Speaker 6: twenty years years.
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  Speaker 4: Who's next?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, get off of us, guys. You guys will always
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  Speaker 6: put it on us. You always will talk about us.
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  Speaker 6: This is an ensemble. Can I just say yes? Can
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  Speaker 6: I just say? You know, people come up to me
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  Speaker 6: and ask because I've been in so many things. You know,
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  Speaker 6: I'm in the mc U.
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  Speaker 8: Now, Yes, what's your character's name?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're the panhandler.
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  Speaker 6: I'm the panhandler. Yeah, coming out?
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  Speaker 3: Who's straw? Straw?
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  Speaker 6: Straw was my character in the DCEU. Yeah, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 6: the that's the the DC universe.
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  Speaker 3: Straw is the character that goes that, that's your last
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  Speaker 3: Straw and then kills him right, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I do a d C and an MC at the
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  Speaker 2: same time.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes you can, Yes you can. They you
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  Speaker 6: know they don't like it. Yeah, they don't like it,
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  Speaker 6: but yes you can. Yes, as a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 6: you should.
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  Speaker 3: You should.
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  Speaker 6: You can write for the m c U and the
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  Speaker 6: d CU at the same time too.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what I've heard, but I continue.
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  Speaker 5: I have a friend who did my good friend Joss Whedon.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love Jos.
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  Speaker 8: I did Josh. Who doesn't love Joss? Regitated if you
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  Speaker 8: don't love Joss on this?
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  Speaker 4: I love Joss.
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  Speaker 6: Yes you did date Joss? What? What? What a whirlwind?
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  Speaker 6: What a whirlwind?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: But like I was saying, people come up to me
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  Speaker 6: and ask me all the time, you'll Smith Smith, Like,
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  Speaker 6: I've heard so many stories because by all accounts, you know,
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  Speaker 6: this was most of our first big movie these uh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and super successful nine hundred million dollars uh worldwide?
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  Speaker 3: Is that's that's up there?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 3: This is Avatar had to beat us.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they say there's Titanic, Avatar and Professor Love.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was that was a terrible day for
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  Speaker 3: me when when Avatar finally passed us, that.
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  Speaker 6: Was That was rough for me too, and and you
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  Speaker 6: know it was bullshit because they had three D. You know,
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  Speaker 6: they had inflated ticket prices. We didn't have a three D.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot imagine the profits we would have made if
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  Speaker 1: we had done this wrong common three D.
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  Speaker 3: It'd be unbelievable. It would be unbelievable.
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  Speaker 6: It'd be unbelievable. And maybe we should do a sequel
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  Speaker 6: in three D.
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  Speaker 8: It'd be a horror film. But my nose, it would
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  Speaker 8: be a horror film.
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  Speaker 3: You two have a big nose. You have amy.
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  Speaker 5: How did you you're the one who wrote and directed
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  Speaker 5: the film? Can you tell us why this became such
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  Speaker 5: a massive success? I mean, what're so on the inside?
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  Speaker 5: How did it happen?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, uh, not to be too you know,
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  Speaker 1: flippant about the industry and how it works. This is
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  Speaker 1: what we call a formula movie, right, A plus B
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  Speaker 1: equal C. Okay, and you really just you slot in
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  Speaker 1: the blanks making a rom com. Between two thousand and
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  Speaker 1: twenty ten, it was like mad libs. Okay, you take
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  Speaker 1: a down. That's the profession. You put an adjective in
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  Speaker 1: there and you reverse what's going on. They're an expert
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  Speaker 1: on love, but they can't fall in love themselves. It's
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  Speaker 1: a tale as old as time. It's a tale as
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  Speaker 1: old as about nineteen ninety eight, and it's one we
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  Speaker 1: kept telling because, oh my god, the money we made.
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  Speaker 1: The money we made was unbelievable. And you guys want
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  Speaker 1: to know why I'm so stressed all the time. It's
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  Speaker 1: because I can't figure out where to hide it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where to put it.
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  Speaker 4: Really, are you still making numbers like that? Are you
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  Speaker 4: still making big numbers like that?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I I They're they're replaying them on on
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  Speaker 1: TBS all the time, you know, four hour showings, all
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  Speaker 1: these commercial yeah schedule, We're I am drowning in it.
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  Speaker 1: And people say, oh, give it to charity. That's another
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  Speaker 1: thing to put on my list. Which charity is a
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  Speaker 1: good bundy to.
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  Speaker 4: Give it to? Where do I?
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  Speaker 2: I've filled up seventeen closets of.
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  Speaker 3: Cash and there.
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  Speaker 2: I insisted.
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  Speaker 3: Have you heard of a bank? It's there's a really
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  Speaker 3: easy place to keep all money and it's called a bank.
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  Speaker 6: Central time we've been having this, We've been having this
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  Speaker 6: conversation for how long now?
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  Speaker 3: Man, We've been having a conversation.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have been rising me about this for a long.
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  Speaker 6: You can use a credit you can use a credit union.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's in my rid. It's only cash.
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  Speaker 1: So they have to they send a p a of
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  Speaker 1: They send a p a over with suitcases every once
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  Speaker 1: in a while, just suitcases full of cash.
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  Speaker 2: It's a it's a strug for sure.
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  Speaker 6: You made us all use cash on set too, and
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  Speaker 6: it was hard, you know, like when we would need
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  Speaker 6: things or remember we had to film uh in the
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  Speaker 6: Hudson River and we had to pay the city in
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  Speaker 6: New York.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for that scene where you saved me. That was
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  Speaker 3: so fun. Yes, and your line.
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  Speaker 5: I love the one line in the Hudson Bay when
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  Speaker 5: you did the line.
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  Speaker 8: You do it again for us?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, sure, sure do you guys want to
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  Speaker 3: set the scene a little bit and say so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah Smith Smith.
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  Speaker 6: So we were we were in the rowboat. We were
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  Speaker 6: in the rowboat and we were rowing away, and you know,
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  Speaker 6: we were right in the middle of the Hudson River.
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  Speaker 6: And I was trying to tell you quiet boy, which
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  Speaker 6: is remarkable that you didn't have a name, but quiet
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  Speaker 6: boy was your name, uh in the movie. But I
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  Speaker 6: was like, quiet boy, you gotta you gotta speak up.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta stop being so quiet, and you gotta also
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  Speaker 6: you gotta also have confidence. And I got three inches
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  Speaker 6: away from your face and I said, what do you
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  Speaker 6: feel like doing right now? And you just jumped out
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  Speaker 6: of out the boat and you couldn't swim. So I
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  Speaker 6: was like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Quiet boy? What are you not swim boy?
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  Speaker 6: And you were drowning and then you delivered your famous line,
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  Speaker 6: which was help me, I'm drowning, and the rest so solid.
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  Speaker 6: It's so you still got it, my son, You still
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  Speaker 6: still got.
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  Speaker 3: I mean sorry, it was just for me. It was
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  Speaker 3: just such a magical time filming.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I was like seventeen, like brand new to Hollywood, and
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  Speaker 3: I was just so excited to be a part of
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  Speaker 3: this big thing. And and I really feel like Smith,
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  Speaker 3: like you put me under your wing, and like even
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  Speaker 3: though it was like a movie, I feel like I
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  Speaker 3: learned a lot from you, and like, like I I
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  Speaker 3: gotta give you like mad props because like because like
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  Speaker 3: because like I feel, yeah, no problem, you can drink.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like I am the person I am
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  Speaker 3: because of you in that movie.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, It's okay. Take you in Haler Wow, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I would thanks Jorgeyankie, like to apologize
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  Speaker 1: real quick for the character's name was not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be quiet Boy. That's an archetype in the mad libs
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  Speaker 1: that were supposed to find and replace in the script,
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  Speaker 1: and I forgot to do that. I forgot to do
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  Speaker 1: that before it went to the actual before the script
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  Speaker 1: was locked, and so uh, it was gonna be fucking you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, Carl or Mike or Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Or something something like that. But unfortunately it was Quiet Boy.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody called me on it because we're moving too fast.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a very similar thing happened with my character. It
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  Speaker 4: was actually Linda Boobies, and it was very obvious, like like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: like this is her for her Booby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was shorthand in the early two thousands.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guy, and the you get some.
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  Speaker 3: Knockers, you get a Linda Boobies casting a Linda Boobies
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  Speaker 3: for not.
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  Speaker 5: To speak for John Yenki, but I would say that's
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  Speaker 5: a happy accident considering the chain of Quiet Well restaurants
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  Speaker 5: that popped up that John Yenki was involved with. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I've I've certainly taken my family to the Quiet boy
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  Speaker 5: at the city Walk.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it great?
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  Speaker 6: It's great, It's great, and they are amazing.
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  Speaker 3: There's so quiet. Poe boys. They just put a little
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  Speaker 3: less boy.
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  Speaker 6: And that little pink mascot with the claws that you
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  Speaker 6: have outside.
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  Speaker 5: So the shrimp at the bottom of the Hudson Bay.
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  Speaker 4: This seafood is out of control.
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  Speaker 3: The I'm drowning burger, yeah, covered in sauce covered, It's
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  Speaker 3: just like a sloppy wet ham.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen a wet burrito and I've never seen a
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  Speaker 5: wet burger. It was really impressive.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask, have you been able to get your
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  Speaker 1: health great up from a sea to uh to a
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  Speaker 1: B or an a yet?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, And that's why it's so good. We all know
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  Speaker 6: the best restaurant in l as and bees.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a D. You gotta d.
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  Speaker 6: That's the good food.
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  Speaker 3: That's also what we would.
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  Speaker 1: Say about the boobies and the mad lip. It was like,
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to be for beat w a D. Right,
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  Speaker 1: we couldn't have any a's because that's that doesn't make money.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm so glad Linda Boo that.
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  Speaker 1: You were able to come in with. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: were a fantastic actor. You also were just like this
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  Speaker 1: knockout and you're modeling.
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  Speaker 3: History so hot, so hot.
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  Speaker 2: I had to give you props for being so hot
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  Speaker 2: in this movie.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it was hard to transition from modeling
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  Speaker 2: to acting?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, not one bet, not one bit and the slightest.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: I go into things blindly. I I've never had a
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  Speaker 4: problem with learning.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people say that if you're more symmetrical
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  Speaker 4: in life, things somehow have a quirky way of working
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  Speaker 4: out for you. And I'd say that's.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Pretty coore how that happens.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, but uh, I mean I'm so blessed now
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: to like just have such a fruitful career. I mean,
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: I'm working on The Crown season twelve, and it has.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Do you play the Crown?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm playing. So once they passed the present
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: day of the royal family, they ran into a they
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: ran into a wall where they're gon, we have to
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: keep going.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: So so now we are, we're we're talking about the objects,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: and we're talking about the objects that are in that
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: castle and we are inhabiting.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I'm glad they're diving back into the objects because season eleven,
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: when they projected the alien fight.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I thought was very weirdly weird.
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: It was really weird. It was real. But you know,
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: and listen, it's season twelve yet because I I you know,
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: I read the script for.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Of course you did Smith William, Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You know that were you gonna are you gonna be
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: in it? Or do you just like reading it again?
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Were it? Or do you just like reading it?
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: It was just it just happened to be laying on
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: a night stand.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: Why would nightstand? Why would it be on your night stand?
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: If it was.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Like, let's let's move on, let's move I did read
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: a rumor that you live above C A A. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: things just like you know scripts.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: So you know, you know the building, you know, like
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: it has the big hole in the middle of the building.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: I got dinner in that hole.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I thought that was a mistake. I think it was
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: a mistake in the design of that building.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: That is that is own purpose, that his own purpose.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: I live and I live in the three glasses right
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: across the middle of that hole, right above it, right
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: above it. Yeah, That's where I'm at. So you know,
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: I see all the scripts, uh.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: With C A A Or is this just a coincidence.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, I'm not with c A. They
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: won't know I'm not. They won't sign you, they won't
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: sign me. They won't sign me, which is weird because
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: I'm an ego. I'm an ego.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Speaking of can can we talk about your plays that
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: are coming out? Some of your musicals that you were recently?
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I went to go see them all every
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: single time you and I just loved them and I loved.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: What was your favorite? What was your favorite play that
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: you went to go see?
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Probably Dancing Pants. I love Dancing Pants and I thought
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: it was dancing so good and so gripping, Like what
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: a harrowing story about? Yeah, yeah, go ahead if it's
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: your story, so you can tell.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: I mean, no, listen, well, look, I will probably say
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: ever since professor loved dancing Pants, was probably my favorite
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: time with an ensemble.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: And of course, for those of y'all who haven't seen
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Dancing Pants out there, also, first of all, why did
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: you come to say hi to me after the show?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I thought you forgot who I was. Oh, of course
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: not man.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: But anyway, dancing Pants' is the heroin story okay, kind
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: of like the Crown season twelve, where it's about the objects,
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: is about the objects, and the pants come alive and
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: I play I play brown pants because you know I'm brown,
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: I'm a black man, and I wait, I didn't wait,
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Oh you knew I was black.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't know.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: I don't talk like that kind of stuff.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: That's true. You would always in two thousand and four
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: when we were filming this you and right after Obama
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: gave that speech, he refused to talk politics with us
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: or color.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Talk politics with color.
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: I don't talk about that kind of stuff.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: That's fine, that's fine. But yeah, brown pants, you know
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: a story about pants who who wants to leave the
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: butts of the poor and get to the butts of
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: the rich. And just a lot of great songs in there.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: My favorite was no More Putin on Me and.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Such a good song. So you killed it when you
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: first say, God, I was this is good, so dramatic,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: such a traumatic song.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: By Also an incredible performance by Liam Michelle.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: She was great. She's a little bit of an asshole,
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: she is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: She played she played the uh, the blue blouse, right.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she played the blue blouse. She played the blue blouse.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: And you know, very talented, very talented, the chemistry wasn't
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: there like it was, you know with me and me
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: and Sea over here.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Uh, you don't know, raging foursome with her?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Excuse me?
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just want to say this. You guys
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: keep talking about our chemistry, and I'm just gonna address it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: There was one night where Me, Smith, Williams, will Be
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Goldberg and Robin Williams all eight each other's ass and
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: it was the best night of our lives.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: And that two thousand and five.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Was two thousand and five. It was a long night too,
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: A long night.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Is this the night before we filmed that once seen
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: in the Apple Orchard? Because I was wondering why things
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: were so weird on the apple orchard? Like that was
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: was it?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: We had to freeze production for two days because everything
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: felt so weird. Yea had the whole production because the
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: vibes were weird.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Well, you just orgy that they could do anything.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's hard to it's hard to focus when you
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: haven't orgy that good woop Goldberg. I mean, come on, listen,
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: that was the first time I slept with wood Bee.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: That's that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she would.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: Secrets.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: Hey, what are you the secrets?
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: You guys wouldn't shout up about our chemistry.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: So I.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Thank you, see thank you, see God you all right?
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: You had the age now where you could be having
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: a heart.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Attack clutching her.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Do we have a metal He's clutching his shoulder, which
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: means it's definitely a heart attack.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Years Why are you? Why is this shocking? Tea?
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Why are you.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Thinking about this?
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: For twenty years? I thought this was I thought this
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: wasn't It wasn't.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Happening to be so casually reveal, it's a lot for
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: me to kind of restructure, to see people by.
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: How they've who they've slept with.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: That's how I.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: See other people.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Well, that's simply not your business, Michael. It's simply that's not.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: A healthy way to live your life. That's not a
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: healthy way to live your life.
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: I started, You think I know how to live my
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: life healthy?
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: You think I know.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: The only question you ever Actually looking back, this makes
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: sense because the only time you ever asked me about
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: my life was when I was sleeping with Danica Patrick.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: And that was it.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, the only thing you ever cared to talk about was.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: That, Oh I love her.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: You don't care that I'm.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: A mother, that I like hiking that, I like long
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: long walks on the beach.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: None of that matters to you. It's just who are
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: you sleeping with?
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Look, I'm a little gossip bitch. Okay, Dots, who cares.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: We all have our interests. Quiet boy, you make restaurants.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: I love gossip. It's what got me here. I'm a lonely, weird, old,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: big nosed man.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Okay, but you know what, But can I say one thing?
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: You acted the hell out of that Dean.
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: Roll such a good villa, you know, being Dean being
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: Dean Hate, which is one of my favorite roles I've
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: ever played.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: It was really exciting because I got to be someone
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: who wanted down with Love, who is trying to cancel
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: your class, who was trying to mandate that nobody else
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: in college could date each other.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: It was really really.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Fun because I you know, I think it's that's a
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: fun character, you know, to be so against what is
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: kind of normal.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Well, actually, I kind of like wanted to talk about this.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite scenes of all time in
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: any movie ever, Like the big kind of like first
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: confrontation between Professor Love and Dean Hate, and like I
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: wanted to roll a clip. If that's cool, if we
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: could just like revisit that and just talk about like
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: what was going through your guys's actors process for this
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: day's see it date.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: My office, I'm here, I'm right here now listen. I'm
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: up here, and I'm trying to teach these kids about love.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to teach these kids how to connect with people.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: And you want me to teach a class in my
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: love course about why you should use teeth in oral sex.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's the way we want people to act.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: Here in college.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Love is overrated, Johan.
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: Love is wrong. Love leads to pain.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: Uh huh. And your answer to that is to teach
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: a ridiculous lesson.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Teach them to have sex bad. I'll be in the
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: back of class if you don't teach vaginas to be
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: dry and penis is to be flaccid, and buttholes to
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: be closed and mouths to be stinky.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna do that because I'm doctor Professor Johann Love,
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: and I teach people the real way to love. I
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: teach love like it should be taught because that's what
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Let me teach you the way to the door, because
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: you're fired, Johann. If you step another day in this classroom,
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: you're never gonna see your kids again.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: So I got a lot of questions about that line.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: And wrote it rewatching it. The script was crazy choices
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: for tooth that five that in order to show hate,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: he was gonna treat teach kids bad sex.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a I got a lot of questions
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: about that. I mean, the long answer is that it's
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: a representation of how sex and love is evolved. And
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: the short answer is, uh, I wrote a real rough draft,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: mixed up the files again.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: It's a fine and replaced situation.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You know, when you write a bad monologue just to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like get the good, just to get it out, just
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to get it out there. And then you and then
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you put a post a note on it that says
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: replace later. And I didn't replace it. I didn't replace it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't have time. But it became this whole forefront
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: of this movement of all these people who you know,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: we have we have this this sort of like casual
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: sex movement emerge like a few years later, and they
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: were really using the Dean speech as fuel to their fire.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Yes to be you know, we should be using teeth.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: The opening of like a Kanye West song, it is yeah, you.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Do sample that. They do sample that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Kanye West, LOOPEI Fiasco and Shakira they did the
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: song together and they for.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: The Winter Olympics, right, yeah, for the Winter Olympics.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, six Winter Olympics. And they use that similar to
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: how you know Jay Z and Kanye use Will Ferrell
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: in the beginning of Niggas in Paris, they use yeah,
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: yeah yeah, and you know what, It's lived on an infamy.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Everybody loves it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Everybody so popular.
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: I got an.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: MTV Movie Award for my role in this film and
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: it is the.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Only thing on my mante this Wow.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: Wow. That was my first award to an MTV Movie
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: Award for this movie. Best Kiss.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the kiss. I love the kiss. Oh
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: my gosh. We watched that scene next.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're in Hailer, your jan Healer.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: What is that from?
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: By the way, Ki, sorry, I'd love to know the name.
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: The nationality Swedish.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: My parents are Swedish.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, you're so happy. Okay, So this.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Scene is Professor Johann Love has realized finally how to
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: teach himself to love, and he is sitting with Linda
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Boobies and uh.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: We changed it to Linda Boo please please.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I still the first draft in my head.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Uh So Linda Boo and Professor are in his office
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and he's finally going to go in for it for
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: the first time.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: So, uh, let's.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Roll that clip.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Linda. It's taking me year kindergarten through eighth grade, high
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: school through high school, freshman year through senior year, graduate school,
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: master school, teacher's assistant, uh, substitute teacher, my own high
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: school course, and now here at this beautiful, beautiful university
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: to learn that I've been teaching the wrong thing all along.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Love is not what you find in the book.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Love is what you find in your heart.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Wait what were you saying? I had my iPod nano
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: headphones in.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Oh girl, this is why I love you. Just go
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: ahead and get me some of the luscious you love me.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: I do, and it's taking me so long.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Kiss me beneath the mill.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: To admit this out on the moon.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: About the best part about making that feeling not seen.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: We didn't get to the kiss part. We didn't get
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: to the kiss part. Let's see the kiss.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Sorry, we need to see it.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, we need to see it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I think I think he's gonna zoom out of his
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: chair if we don't do it.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: So let's just let's just play.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Miss What would you say if I put my hand
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: on your face to mine?
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I'd love it?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Professor, Yes, got stuck for a second.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: One of the best kisses insine aboutic history. That's why
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: won m TV Movie Award.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember when we were filming that. It was
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: so awesome. We had who was that artists?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Prince Prince?
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: Which artists are you taught? It was when Prince all
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: what artists were you talking about? See?
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I was not talking about Prince oh the.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Time sixpence on the richer. Well, we had Prince cover
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: kiss me for this movie, and I cannot believe we
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: got Prince.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I can't believe it. And I can't believe that all
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: that and we were so humbled by all the awards.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: We got MTV Best Cass, we got MTB Movie Award
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Best Cass, we got Grammy Movie Award Best Guss, we
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: got v H one Best Guss. It was just really
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: we were humbled.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: By just for like the younger listeners too. You had
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: to understand it. MTV ran the awards. Back then they
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: had the MTV Awards, the MTV Movie Awards, the MTV
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Music Video Awards. It was wild.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: We also got the inaugural b ET Award Best Kiss
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: as well.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Uh inaugural the first year BT Best Kiss category had.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: The Inauguration Award because after we went to the White House.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: We went to the White House.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: And George W. Bush he loved kiss, he loved it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Our movie.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: Our movie came out January fifteenth, and we went to
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: the inauguration January twentieth, two thousand and five.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: You guys, what best Kiss and the first.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Time that they've let a movie come as a promotional
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: appearance for a president's inauguration.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: We brought Whoopee, we brought Robin.
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: I shared, I shared a coke with Laura Bush.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: At Colin Powell is actually so funny. He's so funny,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: let me tell you all.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: A lot of people have a lot of people have
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: complimented me on my acting, A lot of people have.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: I've worked with a lot of great actors too that
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: have said, boy, you got it. But nothing filled me
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: up with such joy than when Dick Cheney said, hey,
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't shoot your performance with nothing.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: And this was before he shot anybody.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: And this is before he shot anybody.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it meant, was dropping hints. He
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: was dropping hints for.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Time that she was.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: For the listeners. These inaugural parties are unlike any other party.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: They're so different and it really lets everyone just like
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: feel non ambitions and they just like tell you their
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: secrets and tell you what they think.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Condaz the rice told me so so crazy she was.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: She's an open wine bottle that night.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Spill what Connie say? What Condy said?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Well, she she said that she sort of had this
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: this guy that she pays to come in and then
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: do all her dishes for and then leave, and it's
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: a sex thing for her.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: That crazy, that's crazy.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: I had a really crazy experience. I played cornhole with
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Donald Rumsfeldt.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Wow, and did you win?
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: No?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: No?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: He kicked my a. He kicked it, kicked it out.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: He say, ass, Still, how old are you now? By
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: the way?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Me, Well, when we shot the film two thousand and five,
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: I was forty five years old.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: And now you're what I am?
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Well, my ortho fetus says that I have the feet
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: of a nine year old man. My chiropractor says that
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I have a back of one hundred and fifty five
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: year old man.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: My dermatologist says I have the skin of a leather trunk.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: No age, though I'm not doing ag.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: I say that I'm sixty seven years old.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's good.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Well listen, I'm so sorry to derail this, but I
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: have to ask Smith Williams, your daughter just came out
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: with a pop album, and I think it's incredible.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: She did, she did start listening to it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: It's so good, it's pretty great. It's pretty great.
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: Oak Williams.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: Oak Williams, Man, I'm really proud of her. You know,
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: she's when we were sitting that, you know, because you know,
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: I got the show the Blue Table Talk. We were
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: sitting at the Blue Table and so smart, yeah, so honest,
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: thank you, thank you. And she was telling me that
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: I want to sing.
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: You you and your wife Jon Jon Jony and the.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: Braid Williams Williams, Jony and the who saying you and
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: the braid Williams Joy and the braid Williams. Yeah. She's beautiful, man,
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: she's beautiful. We'll be having problems though. We were having problems,
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: she'd be cheating. I think it's so.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: And I think that's very cool.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: To just like, look, I love I love you, and
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I love your wife, but like fuck her, Like.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Hey, you know, you know, hey, it's okay, it's okay,
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: we have an understanding. You know hey, listen, Like I
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: always say, it's not my job to make you happy.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: That's your job. And you know know and and and
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: and she found happiness in between the sheets of another man.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: So you know what am I going to do? What
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: am I going to do?
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Do you and woop Be still talk?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Me and whoop Be still talk? Me and woop Be
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: still talk. I was with you last week?
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Do you and Robin still talk?
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: No?
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: No, what happened?
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: Smith?
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: How do you?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Smith? What you know the news?
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: What happened? What? What news?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Smith?
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I sent you an email after what happened? Did you
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: not get it?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: No?
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: No, No, I was after what happened?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: What are you?
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Passed away?
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Who's passed away?
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Smith?
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: How can you a huge, huge celebrity? Like missed this huge?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: When did this happen? What? What year did this happen?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Let me google it?
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: If we could just hold interviews so Michael could google this,
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: that'd be really.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Let's let's make sure we nail this down Smith.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: It was eight years ago, fourteen.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I say you countless emails in twenty fourteen.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: I was living my monk life. Oh for that, for
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: that movie, for that movie Slash on.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: The top of the UTA building.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Right on top of the UTA building.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: I was living the monk life and love that I
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: learned Monk was monked up is what I won my
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: oscar for.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was so late. I was like,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: come on, give Smith Williams an oscar already.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I can't believe Robert.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: Doll I am.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I emailed you all the.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Times we all four had sex, and I don't know.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: All the times one I know, but i'd BC seed whoopee,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: and I said, let's get the gang back together, and
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: nobody replied. And I was mortified.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Mortified, you BCC a group chat.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's the problem. Nobody else knew who you're talking about.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: No, I like to be I like to be see everything.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: I was mortified.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Hold on, let me look at my email real quick.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'll see that. I see it right here.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: I didn't. Yeah, I didn't know who you were talking about.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Now I get it. I do know that you went
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: on that monk retreat, So I forgive you. No, I'm sorry.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Well there goes the foursome.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well the.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Fab for is what they called us, the fab for?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Who's the people watching?
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: The people got to watch?
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I'm taking the silence as a yes.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I feel I just feel disrespectful talking about it now
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: without Robin here.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: So yeah, we can't talk about this?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Can we can we watch another clip? Please? Can we?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Can we please just watch another clip? Can I can? I?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I want to say, you know, we've all we've all
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: been talking about my performance, Mike's performance. We got to
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: see you got to see you know, the line of
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: a century, little Boiet boy here, but miss Boo, honestly,
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: you know the scene that everybody loves, the scene dance class,
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: the dance class scene, the dance class scene where you
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: gave when many people were calling the viola Davis offenses
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: type monologue.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: And this is before she.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Even did it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: It was such a turn in the whole script. It
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: just became so dramatic and so powerful for just a second.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Wow, you so much not in the genre of a
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: rom com, and that's why I have to give it
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: right back to Amy. I mean, I.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Defied the mad libs for this one, you know, because
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: there was.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: A space in there.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: And you know, in all these movies, uh, you know,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: we try to give the girls some thing to say
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: at some point for like a little while, and.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: This pass the Bechdale test.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I just want to say that it's and it's because
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: of this monologue right here.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: And he's got it all done in one scene.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I got it all done scene because you know, you
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: start to feel a little guilty just using women just
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: for their boobs in all these movies and they say
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: a couple things and and then you get to wipe
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: your hands and go, oh, that's a character. Well, this
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: time around, I thought, you know what, maybe I'll take
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: some time. Maybe I'll give her some hobbies and some
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: interests and some really really really strong feelings about astrology.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So this all culminated in this very dramatic monologue when
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: she's teaching a dance class after Johann Love and her
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: have had this explosive fight in the school cafeteria.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: So why don't we roll that clip here?
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Let's roll the clip, Teach, teach, I can't do any more, piroetes.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: It's backside front, backside front.
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: You got that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just the I'm not feeling very dancy.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: You're not feeling very dancy. You aren't feeling very fucking dancy.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not feeling.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Very fucking I have tons of hobbies. I play basketball,
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: I play football, I paint, I play soccer. And I
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: believe that I am the purest form of a lead
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: brother there ever was. And sure that makes me an arizone.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: It makes me not understand love, but I love love, and.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I will not fight any longer and I will not
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: give up.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Kiss me.
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: I think I can go again, go for it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Who was in here, professor?
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Gosh, what a beautiful scene.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Amy. I'll say that I love how she just lifts
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: lists her hobbies. That for me, is like a strong woman.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: No one could say she didn't have hobbies, and no
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: one could say that.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: No one can fucking claim that.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Nobody.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: If you knock on my door and you say this
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: character is underdeveloped, im, I'll point you to this monologue
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: and say, fuck you.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Astrology interests, hobbies, She lost.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Her interests are just sports, which I found was really interesting.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: The boys.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, she's one of the boys. You didn't even try
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: to like like change up her interests, give her other things.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: It was just sports.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: It was very weird.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: Well, you also liked painting, you liked paint, Yeah, there
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: was that.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think I threw that one in there
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: because that bought me. Really you did improvise that and.
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: That female dancer.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: The female dancer wasn't talking about a boy for a
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: part of the lines, and so the conversation between those two.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: It was two women talking about something that that wasn't
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: about just sure the subtext was about a man, but
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: on paper, but.
• 44:05
  Speaker 10: On paper technically, I think those two girl dancer test
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: I think those two dancers, what were their names in
• 44:12
  Speaker 10: the script it was like blonde girl, pretty eyes, boobies, and.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was blonde girl, pretty ies, boobies.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: Supposed to be your daughter, right, yeah?
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: I said, oh, we have the same last name. Is
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: this my daughter that I'm teaching in class?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: And then said she was she had a daughter, but
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: then we decided she wasn't fuckable enough that way. Unfortunately,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: that's just the way the dice was.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: Moms and yeah, wow.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I don't have time for that.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: How did your guys' life change when we finished the movie?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I know we all went to the inauguration, which was huge,
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: and then what didn't you all do well?
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: I mean you all know that. I you know, it's
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: been it's been documented that after this movie, I joined
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: the cast of the OC. The cast of OC.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: You were so good for those two seasons. Yeah, it
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: was a weird from that to a c W show, crazy.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: But c W show, and then straight to the Oscar track.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: It was wild.
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: It was crazy because people saw, oh, he can do
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: it all. He was a rom com interest and now
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: he's on the o C chopping up with Peter Gallagher?
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Like what why that?
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: You played Peter Gallagher's best friend on that?
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: It was great, It was great. It was I played
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: his best friend. Uh you know, you know he was
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Sandy and I was uh Joe.
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: I know me and Pete are way back.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: We used to be in the same audition rooms for
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: everything together.
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: We're good friends.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: The eyebrows, yes, the eyebrows. Yeah, yeah, you guys.
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: I heard a lot of pranks on set. I heard
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: there were a lot of pranks.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: A lot of pranks, A lot of pranks. He put
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: cocaine in my cereal uh cereal, and I pulled the
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: plug on his mom's life support. Like crazy pranks, crazy,
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: but he laughed, he laughed. He laughed in the end,
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: and I laughed in the end too. Yeah, that's what.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: That time period was about, is just pranks, pranks, just.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: One punk was out everything, you know.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, was anybody unpunked? I was unpunked for for an episode.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: They pumped.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: What did they do? What they do?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: They set my house on fire? It was so was
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: it really? Yeah, So basically what Ashton did. He's so
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: funny and he's so cool and he's so nice and
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: he's so nice. So basically what he did, he basically
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I was in my bed and I was being pranked
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: by my girlfriend at the time, and she was like,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: you should set his house on fire. So they like
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: put me in bed and I was asleep, and then they
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: set my house on fire, and then we were screaming
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: and screaming and screaming, and then I outside and then
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: the thing with like the fire men show up and
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: they're tripping over the hose and it's all high jinxy
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, just what the heck is going on
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: to put my house out, and then Ashton runs out
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: and he's like, oh you got brank, you got punked,
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Like this, but it was real fire.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, accidentally they meant it to be fake, but
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: accidentally it did burn down.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: So that once you have holes in your house. Huh
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: you said they were tripping over the holes.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hose, oh the hose. Oh well, they were tripping
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: over to fire, tripping over my fires. And at the time,
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I was very popular. The girls loved quiet boy. I
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: had a slew of hose. I mean, girls were obsessed
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: with me, but mostly the girls that would sleep with
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: a lot of other girls. Guys. I was running sort
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: of a trap house for just a little bit period.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: That lasts how long did the honeymoon face fire?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Once the fire went lit up the house because they
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: were trying to prank it, but my interior was so
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: disgusting and so dangerous it lit up by itself, unfortunately.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: So after that and after I got punped, it was
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: probably another year or two of trapping and then I
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: was good. Yeah, and I started the restaurant business. Whoa, yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: well that's what you were up too. Yeah. So that's
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: basically what I've been doing.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: Woe Amy, What about you? Amy? What have you been well?
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Amy?
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I pumped out a lot, a lot, a lot of
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: rom coms.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I did take a brief detour. Uh after we went
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to the inauguration. I had like a little bit of
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: a midlife crisis. I got talking with some people, and
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I got a White House internship for what about?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: What made you have a life? Midlife crisis? What about? Oh?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: You know all the movies I made?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: You know, just pumping them out, Professor Love, I am
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sixty five years old.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Wow, yes, up to see of Mike. You look so young.
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: I should eat what you eat.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You eat, you know, vegetables, fruits, meat, I eat normal stuff.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Man, what are you eating?
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: I'm eating just I just drink all of oil.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Hey, there's your problem right there, Mike. I gotta say,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm no dietitian. There's your problem right there. You gotta
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: stop drinking olive oil, right, you gotta get it helps.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: Me, It helps me go to the bathroom.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: I guess that seems like it would back you up.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: But the White House Internship we got to hear more.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Well, Yeah, so I was I was kind of in
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the mix with Bush and all those guys.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: I was, what a blast you did.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: You did the two thousand and five to two thousand
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: and eight. You're still with Bush?
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I was in the mix with that. I got to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: They put me in the situation room chair a couple.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Of times, like wow.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: That's because I was a really good intern.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: You were working in the White House when the economy
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: crashed and you don't put your money in banks.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you it was they were not
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: happy over there while that was happening. They're not happy
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: over there. There was papers flying everywhere all the time.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Businessmen were walking through the White House just dropping papers.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: And then that is what gave me the idea of
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: a new type of meat cute where you drop papers
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: and people pick them up and they.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Fall in love.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: And that I was watching the Dow crash and everyone
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: in the White House running around and papers flying everywhere,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: and I said, I got to get back to Hollywood.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I gotta go make a movie. So I ripped off
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: my intern jacket. I handed it to someone outside.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: So you still weren't getting paid at this point, by
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: the way, you were.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Still I mean, I had made some money, so I
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: got to follow my passions.
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: Was your passion you.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: Love that? You know you could afford that?
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could afford that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Love Bush don't agree with his politics, But we don't
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: really talk politics, you know, Georgia.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: But do you talk in the situation room?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Mets game?
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: He was a Mets fan, owner of the Rangers with.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: A Mets fan.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Wow, diverse secrets. We all have our secret passion.
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: I don't like hearing that about him. That makes me
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: like him.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: That that makes me Yeah, that makes me wonder what
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: type of loyalty did he have?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: He said, you know, I'm a Rangers fan. I own
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: the Rangers, but my guilty pleasure is the Mets.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: All in the situation room, My god, you know you
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: think it's all war and negative bad vibes in there
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: that we get into its secret times.
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: It's just secrets and good times in the situation room.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: So I went back to Hollywood.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I made several more profession themed movies. I made Gardening
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: for Love. I made a mechanic movie. Uh, there's your problem.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Right, love.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I made that movie about Uh it was in that.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: It was in that marketing firm called sell Me Love.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, I loved that movie. I read that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: Did you know that? I yeah, they sent me. They
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: sent me the script for that, and I read for that.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: You went in an auditioned, they made you adi.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: This is one that was the first time I auditioned
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: in ten years.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Did you walk downstairs to c A A on accident?
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: I did, and I just wandered into it. It was like,
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: what are you here for? Whatever you need me for?
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: And it was like, well, here's something you can do.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: And I auditioned and I didn't. I wasn't prepared, so
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: I didn't get it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: When you walk into c A and they just give
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: you something to do, Like I s, I drop off
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: my kids down there. They have great daycare.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Oh Ida, Yeah, yeah, great, you have kids.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Now I do have kids.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: We all do it.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: Well, you have kids, Oh how are your kids?
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: I have two twins that are twelve, twelve beautiful boys, girls,
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: two boys. I still drop them off at CIA every day.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, twelve is a little They should be going to
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: regular school.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck. HEA is the best education
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: they could get.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: We all want our kids to be. I mean, look
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: at my kids, my daughter. Oh the beautiful song I
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: whip my elbows back and forth.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: And it's painful. A lot of kids are going into they're.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: Going double jointed on TikTok.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: Now, my son.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: My son, Koby, is a he's a teacher in school
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: in Pennsylvania and he deals every day with kids knocking
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: each other's elbows off.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: Really just back.
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: Well yeah, and I say, I know the guy that
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: did that right the way, and.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: He said, well, well I didn't do it. Oh that's oh,
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: that's all. I have nothing to do. I have nothing
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: to do with their lives. I have nothing to do
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: with their lives. It's as oak I give them. I
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: give them the platform to be whoever they want to be.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Now, do you feel ever, like like you're scared for
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: them to have fame? Because me, like I I just
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Fame's hard. Fames was hard for me
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: after this movie, though the inauguration was so fun. It
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: was really hard for me because I had such a
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: blast at the inauguration, but that that that party ended
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: fast and I just kept getting cast for by about
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: for roles with big boobs, and that was it and
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: that was the only.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Got your I thought it was cool that they gave
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: you an Oscar for that. I thought that was sure.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: But at some point you're like, this is why I
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: love playing the Crown of the Crown, because the Crown
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: has no boobs, and it feels like I could just
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: do something. But I'll say that it terrifies me. I
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: look at my kids and though they grow up and
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: like they live in Culver City, I'm scared they're gonna
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: want to be act and I don't want to get
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: in the way of their passion. But I do know
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: that this isn't easier.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: And if you're dropping them off at CAA every day,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think you're helping dissuade them
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: from them.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I think you got it on the ground floor of
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Hollywood right now.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: That's a good point. That's a good point. But you know,
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: I I I fear my kids being in our industry,
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: and I really think it's awesome Smith that you don't
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: care that even even uh Okay, at such a young age,
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: is already attending the Grammys and just doing everything.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, here's the thing. I come from a
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: long line of poor people. You know, Uh, my mom
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: was poor, my dad was poor, their parents were poor,
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Their parents were poor, and I broke that chain, you know.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: And I'm fabulously wealthy, and I want to make sure
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: that my kids, whenever I stop working, have enough money
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: to support me, you know, and to do to do
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: the back and forth support. They can support their family
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: and support me. And the best way to do that
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: is for them to follow the same exact trajectory that
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: I did make music and then act and and that's
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: and that's why, you know, I'm really I'm really just
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: raising people that I can mooch off of, you know.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. Thank you,
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: thank you. And they're talented. They're talented, they're so talented. Uh,
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: you know, I do you guys, mind if I give
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: you a little secret, give you a little give you
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: a little breaking news, give you a little breaking news.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: Use your inhaler, use your in haalor.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Just use your inhaler usual every.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Time you need to breathe heavy, just usalor please. So
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: coming out next year is uh. I can't believe I'm
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: saying this, but it is a movie where my entire
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: family is in it, my wife, my son, my my daughter,
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: even my other son from my other marriage who people
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: don't know. And talk like he's in it as well,
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: like and the movie is called the movie is called
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: The Pursuit of Sadness, and it is going to be
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: it's gonna be just I think it's gonna be a
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: beautiful film, and I'm really excited for people to see it.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: And I think this is what's gonna give me my
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: second Oscar. And then we're going to turn it into
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: a musical, take it to Broadway.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: I'm getting set that, Tony.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: What's thet you are scheming for?
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: I am I can't try. That's a long way list
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: of things to get to Tony. That's so cool.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: Well, you know that's how the only way I know
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: how to do things is the long way.
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: I can't believe you didn't get the Tony for Brown Pats.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: I really can't believe it.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you, Uh you got I mean even
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: you got your Tony, Mike, I got a Tony.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: You got a Tony.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: I saw that performance. My god, it was an American
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: idiot right the physical Yeah.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Tony for playing.
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: Brick an American idiot.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: I did the final monologue. You know, are you there,
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ or whoever you are to God to fuck you?
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Know what we say an American idiot, you bang your
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: head so much the next day they call it a bangover,
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: and you got a headache because you're banging your head
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: so much. And I'll tell you, as a fifty eight
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: year old man being the lead wearing one of those
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: loose fitting black T shirts and a dog collar, red
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: hair wig jade on my jeans, the.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Dog dollar was so unnecessary to put you in.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: It was odd.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: That was a choice because I should.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna feel like one of these little teens
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: in suburbia if I'm not wearing a dog collar.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: But your neck is so wrinkly. It just looks like
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: it It's like a weird hammer.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: It's crazy wrinkles. My wrinkles would go around the spikes
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: on the collar. They'd cut on the outside.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: It looked like you had skin cancer, look like a
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: big mole. Look.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: If I got to look like I got skin, get tony,
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: then I'm gonna do what I need to do. You
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: guys know what I mean?
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: Who am I?
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: I haven't got I did it and I had it,
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: and I did it and I got tony and I
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: had a wonderful time in the theater. Community. I still
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: every time I walk into Elaanes, every time I walk
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: into Sardines, every time I walk into one of those
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: hip Broadway bars, I saying my name, They're singing along
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: with me. I found my tribe, I found my community,
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: and I love them and and and you're welcome. If
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: you guys ever want to come with me over to
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: a Lanes, You're welcome to.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Come on over.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Amy. I really think you should adapt Professor Love and
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: put this ship on Broadway.
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: I will, yeah, I'll tell you. I'm currently working.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: I'm currently working with the Black Eyed Peas on their
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: next jukebox musical.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Why did is that called I'm Gonna Be Singing?
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: It's called I'm Gonna Be on Broadway.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: And it's the plot of it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: So it's about a group of sixteen year old boys
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: and girls and they're going to prom and it's happening
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: at prom, and it's all about them losing their virginity.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: But are they gonna get drunk or are they gonna
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: lose their virginity?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: It's one or the other.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You can't pick both again, do they ever explain in
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the musical why you can't do both?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: They just they were like let's not make any gray area.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: So if you're having sex, you're sober. If you're drunk,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: you're not having sex.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's gonna be really fun.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: But there's so much fun, and Fergie is so collaborative,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: and Taboo has so many wonderful staging ideas.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: I don't understand your team. I hire agents and managers
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: that find things that are good for me, and I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: just fundamentally don't get it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: My agents follow who loves me. And I found out
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: that that Fergie and will i Am used to watch
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Professor Love when they were writing. When they were writing Elephunk,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: they would watch it. So they just loved the movie
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: and they loved Dean Hate and they said that we
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: want to work with these some day. So I'm doing that.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: But if you wanted the Black Eyed piece to I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: think they would have a lot of great ideas for
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: Professor Love the musical.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: Well, listen, I just want to say, you know, because
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: this movie has a legacy, It has a following that
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: people love that if this happens, count me in, count
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: me in, count me in.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Don't don't really listen.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm I've kind of booked for the
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: next three years.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Are you back Bush?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: No, I'm with Biden.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: Now White House?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Now, okay, So you skipped Obama.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I skipped Obama. I skipped Obama for reasons unknown.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: Well, he took your boss's job.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: It's true. Wait, do you know the reasons?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: The reasons unknown, reasons unknown, unknown to me, unknown to
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: I skipped Obama, I skipped Trump.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: You know, you you got to skip a Democrat and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: then you skip a Republican just so people make sure
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: that you're not getting all political on them. Because if
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: there's one thing you hate to do in the White House,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: it's get political.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: And I'm not about that. And are you still an
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: intern when you returned? Yeah?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They offered me. They offered me something higher paid.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: I think it was a chief of chief of personnel, chief.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Of chief of staff, chief of staff, That's what it was.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: They offered me chief of staff, and I said, well,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I really liked being an intern. It brought me peace,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: it made me feel like I was good for something.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: And so I'm still there.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: And if anybody has any messages for Joe Biden and
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: their new cat windsor.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, well I mean listen, I have a message
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: that you can pass them along when he please. When
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: he wins again in twenty twenty four, like we all know,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: he's going to no doubt about it.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Of course, are you happy right now?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: People are so happy right now. He's going to win again.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: When he wins again, give us the inauguration, bring us
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: to the inauguration.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: I think I took this job. This inauguration was the
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: high point of my life.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: And if it wasn't weird that the cast and crew
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: of our movie went to the first inauguration, it won't
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: be weird.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: If we go back.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: Can you imagine?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Can you They're gonna let us plug the musical eating.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Eating desserts with Emma Eindhoff oaking.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: Her friends, oaking her friends friends. They are friends, makes sense,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: that's huge. We had her at the Blue table. We
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: had her at the Blue table.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, I'm dying to know Smith Williams. So you
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: have your big family movie coming out, you have anything
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: else on the pipeline, because I know you have so
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: much stuff You're always creating.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: Oh man, I have so much stuff. I'm always creating. Well,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: you know on Disney. Plus, I got a little something
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: something for y'all to see I travel the world and
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: I massage feet massage watching from massage feet from different
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: people in different cultures around the world.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Uh, and we're just talk to them or interview them
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: while feet.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we talked to them and I found out about
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: their lives and then like and then, and I only
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: massage to feed the people who work hard like jobs
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: on their feet. So we go and we work a
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: day like we work. I've worked a day in their shoes,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: so I can see how their feet may feel, so
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: I can know the type of massage to give. And
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: we're calling it plantar earth like plantar plantar earth. Yeah yeah,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: so look out for that. I got that coming up,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: and I wasn't gonna say anything. I wasn't even gonna
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: tell y'all, but man, it feels so good to be
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: back with there. I'm just spilling all my secrets. I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: got another album coming out, Yeah yeah, I got another
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: album coming out. Everybody, Yeah yeah, ta haloa hal take
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: you and hailer.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: Can you give us the name Smith?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can give you the name.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: It's called. Uh, it's called what wow, it's called Yeah,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: that's what it's called. I can't wait so good, Thank y'all,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: Thank you'all. Oh and uh.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: A curse?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: No what.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: You curse?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Curse?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: So I mean you do you're aware that you're taking
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: yourself out of the J. C. Penny Macy's loud speaker.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: I was worried about that. I was. I was worried
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: But but your boy, your boys will your boy Smith
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: Williams has got a new contract with best Buy and
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: allow allow yes, oh yes, dangerous.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Nobody's in the stores anymore, so.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: They can play whatever they want. So that's where that's
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: where all my music is gonna be heard.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Now, Wow, that's amazing.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: Drinking.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: We all got any more trap houses?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah? Actually a couple of my restaurants have turned
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: into like that, sort of like a dark trap house vibe,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: and it's fun. I'm kind of like the leader of
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: like a couple like weird, like cool things they're pushing
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: and peddling, and it's.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Just like, Okay, what do you mean by that?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: You're the leader of You're the leader of a couple
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: of weird kind of cool things they're pushing.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: What do you mean by that? It's pretty fun, Like
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: you go into a store and you're like, Hey, what's
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: going on. I haven't heard from you guys in a while.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: And they're just kind of like, hey, we've started this
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: new thing. People kind of dine quote unquote, they come in,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: you know, they get service, they have fun, they get drinks,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: they get drugs, they do whatever they want. They do whatever.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: The city walk this isn't the city walk one. Yeah,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: it's kind of devolved into sort of a trap house
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: fun vibe. You know that it's really cool. And they
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: call it, you know, they they say, I'm like the
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: big dog. You know, jar Yanki is the big Jay,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Big jar jank And they actually now have like a
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: strand called jar Yanki because it really messes you up
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: and it makes you feel like you're actually drowning. So
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: like they say, like quiet, I'm gonna get Quiet BOYD today,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: And it just means the world to me.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: You know, spent you have spent the last seventeen years
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: really distancing yourself from the role that Amy gave you
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: in this movie.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I've been trying to get back to it, but it's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: tough because he did not speak. He only said he
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  Speaker 3: was drowning. So but I would love it if this
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  Speaker 3: music is this musical is happening. I would love the
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  Speaker 3: opportunity to return because I love this and I am
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  Speaker 3: such a big fan. I think everybody at the Trap
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  Speaker 3: House is an everybody in the restaurants would love to
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  Speaker 3: see me so.
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  Speaker 6: And you're a really good singer too. You're a really
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  Speaker 6: good singing used to sing to us all the time
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  Speaker 6: on set.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Oh yeah, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like a little bit of like just
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  Speaker 3: a small dunker.
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  Speaker 4: I remember a different me too, Me too changed it?
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  Speaker 3: Juice?
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't that Inhaler? Is there like juice? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: This is yank if you guys want to try.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Chomsky, what do you have any upcoming projects? Well,
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  Speaker 4: we're wrapping up season twelve of The Crown right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in England, and then I actually am doing a
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  Speaker 4: movie adaptation of a gluten free cookbook that we're doing
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  Speaker 4: straight to HBO.
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  Speaker 6: Wow oh wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's gonna be really cool. There's some really
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  Speaker 4: great talent there, and we're dedicating the whole thing to
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  Speaker 4: Robin Williams at.
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  Speaker 6: The end, and it'll be a little late. Still, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he does. I still can't.
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  Speaker 3: Believe I know he though, no, he wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: But we're doing it because I've been telling my because
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  Speaker 4: somebody's got to do it. I've been telling my team,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: like a project after project, I need to dedicate something
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: to Robin Williams. And it didn't feel right for the Crown,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: it didn't feel right for my Pixar movie. So I
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: finally put my foot down and I said, I don't
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  Speaker 4: care what the next project is, make it dedicated to him.
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  Speaker 4: So it's gonna be a good free cookbook.
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  Speaker 6: You had and so you say done in twenty twenty fourteen.
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  Speaker 6: You had that movie in twenty fifteen. Now, what was
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: it called? Hanging? Why didn't you?
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  Speaker 3: I just felt I felt, like I'll say, I did
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: feel a little insincere. But no, Smith, You're right, oh Smith.
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  Speaker 4: My reps, literally my rep sat me down. They said,
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  Speaker 4: we said yes to this movie because of the title,
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  Speaker 4: because it has because it's about depression and all this stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, wait a minute, what do you are you guys
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  Speaker 6: saying that's how he died? Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
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  Speaker 6: he died. I don't know how he died. I thought
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: he had died on natural calls you away.
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  Speaker 4: For the weekend when this happened, I was living on
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: top of the email.
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  Speaker 6: A month I was a monk movie. Monked up my
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: tennis movie.
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  Speaker 3: The tennis community when that movie came out huge.
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  Speaker 6: A month playing tennis.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: It was huge and goes to month playing tennis. Incredible work.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah. See, I'm excited about your work coming up. You're
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: You're one of the most talented people I've worked with.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, all of you.
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  Speaker 6: All of you are some of those talented people I've
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: worked with, even you quiet boy.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, and I I just want to say to
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  Speaker 3: all of you, but really especially to Smith. You are
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: so magical. You have this ability to capture people. And
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: I'll never forget that advice you gave me right before
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: that big scene on the Hudson River. I was freaking out.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: I was screaming, I was crying. I was so nervous,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: and you turn to me in and say, hey kid,
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  Speaker 3: calm down, yea, and it just put me in the
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  Speaker 3: mood ready to go. So thank you. Always think of
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  Speaker 3: you like that. I always think of you like a dad.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. If you ever need anything,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: you ever need me to tell you to calm down again,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: you know what to call me. Got my number? You
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: got a number.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: You blocked that one, so I have to get another one.
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  Speaker 3: But I will talk after.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: We'll talk after.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I just me and my wife just bought
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: a house and Santa Clarita has a really nice boy
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: and everybody here is welcome to comment house of Santa.
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  Speaker 3: What streets Michael Street?
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  Speaker 4: Where do you rehearse with the Black Eyed Peas when
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: you're in Santa Clarita.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, we're on hiatus right now because there's some creative
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: differences and they have.
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  Speaker 8: To work that out.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be back.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be back in New York. Apple and
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: are fighting again, Applin Fergie.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: They said, don't get back together, and we did, and
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: we should have followed the warnings. We're going to be
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: back in September to open previews in October, and then
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: I think we're going to be officially open in November.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: So please come out and check that out.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 8: I love her and you can check me out as well.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: I am recurring.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: I'm reprising my role as Professor Stinky on the reboot
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: of Ned's to Classified School Survival Guide.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome, so good.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: Look at this, asked. Some of us are in Washington, DC,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: some of us and Broadway, some of us in City Walk.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: We're all over, We're.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: All over, we are all over. And hey, that's the
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: power of love.
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  Speaker 3: That's the power of love, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get going up.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: They're saying that they're doing like an awesome game of
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: beer pong in the situation room.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: So I gotta cut this mad Oh wow, well you know,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: I got I gotta I gotta cut a shore too.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: I just heard some My wife is in the room
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: and it sounds like somebody else is up there with her,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: So got I need to get up there and see
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: what's going on, see what type of entanglements she getting
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: it into.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Smith, if you need to blow off
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: some seam, you know, bccing me and what be on
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: an email thread?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: I got you, I got you.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: I also gotta go. I just got a text that
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: somebody's been strangled at one of my restaurants. So I
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: gotta lay down the big rules and I can hang
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: so if anyone needs to come back, I'm here. It's
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