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• MAS: Yeah. JRD: Well. Keem: Yeah. Don: We got one of the founding fathers back. It's been like what? Two seasons since we've been on the last episode. Sheesh. Damn. Dyl: Like two months. It been two months. We outside. JRD: Yeah, the word hard. MAS: Welcome back. Don: Yeah, but he's back though. Round of applause for now. Keem: Nigga, are you in a shed? Where are you at? MAS: Yeah. Dyl: There's a I found a little found a little gazebo out here in Chillette. They got free Wi Fi too. Keem: Little gazebo. Gazeebe. Fire. Don: shit. Who's that? is that Keem? We got Keem in the house too? Shout out Keem. Dyl: Hey. Don: Dr. Familiar Faces. Keem: I had to run it back. Had to run it back. Don: Alright, I kinda wanted to start this episode off. I mean, we're in that little weird stage of the year where there's not too much sports going on. I mean this baseball and yeah, that's that. And we got WNBA and all that, but all season started, you know? JRD: Yeah. Don: off season started, some more little off season moves for the NBA been going on and shit. But I kinda wanna start this segment off fast so I'm gonna ask each one of you guys a question and just answer as fast as you can, you know I mean get your point across, but trying to make this fast 'cause you know we gotta talk about some real shit later on. JRD: We got you. Don: All right, it's for you, Moss. How far removed are the Giants from being a championship contender? MAS: This year they're it's over, bruh. I mean last I checked we were tw twenty two games behind first place. Don: I but I understand. Yeah, yeah. So how many more years will it take for them to be a contender? Your best estimate. How far removed are they? MAS: honest guess two years. But y next year we're we're we're rebuilding, so next year we can make a wild card run, but that's about it. Don: Rest of the league, the wild cards, big jump. Alright, MAS: Worst in the week. Don: Dill, you've been watching Dyl: Yeah. Don: all season stuff, have you, for your team? Dyl: yeah, a little bit. I don't I don't I'm not caught up in like the last like week and a half or two weeks, but yeah. Don: But have you seen how Justin Herbert laying in a field with his his newlywed Madison Beer? Yeah. There's a lot of people talking shit about it, bro. Dyl: Love that shit. I love that shit. I love that shit, man. He's locked in, bro. MAS: Lovey, love me. Dyl: I love that shit. MAS: You always play better when the girl's watching you. Don: Yeah. Hey Dyl: Come on man. Sweep we're sweeping the AFC West. Come on. Come on. Who about get nervous? Don: but then again it it's also Yeah It sometimes Keem: Sometimes I get nervous though. Dyl: Who about get nervous? Don: J Herbert, bro. MAS: Wait, but who's this Keem: No, I was just saying MAS: girl though? Keem: sometimes I get nervous. JRD: Man. Don: he I get nervous, it's crazy. Keem: I'm not a professional atli I don't know bruh. I'll be trying harder but sometimes I fuck JRD: I don't want my quarterback to be too happy. You Dyl: Ha ha. Keem: up more. JRD: know what I'm saying? I don't want my starting quarterback to be too happy. Tom Tom Brady threw MAS: Get complacent. Don: Yeah. Not certain. Dyl: W w what are you talking about? Keem: shit. JRD: his family away for rings. MAS: True. JRD: I I don't know, bro. Keem: We saw how Luca was acting when he had those issues with with his baby JRD: open Keem: mama. JRD: he was open it was Dyl: He was ballin' before that. JRD: violent it was open Keem: He was balling before that, but angry, Don: He was, but Keem: you know, angry JRD: You can't be too happy. Keem: custody battle Luca was legendary. Don: Two complacent. Until you win, bro. JRD: Yeah, yeah, you can't be too happy. And imagine You see his wife? He hates his wife. He but he hates his wife probably. Don: Like even Patrick Mahomes don't looking happy, bro. He looked like he's enjoying the game, but he don't look happy. Dyl: No Keem: He not happy. That boy is living a get out movie. You're not happy. Dyl: Yeah, I'm not yeah. JRD: He been with her since he was in high MAS: Yeah. JRD: school. She's loyal. He don't like her anymore. Don: Hattie? JRD: He hates his little brother too. Come on now. MAS: I mean the term the term relationship weight exists for a reason. People get comfortable, they lose that fire and desire. But you gotta keep that dog in JRD: Mm-hmm. Keem: Unless you're Kobe. Bop. Don: Cobra. Dyl: Yeah, I listen. Don't worry don't worry about Justin Herbert, man. JRD: We're not. He's ass. Why are we worried about him? Don: Yeah, he's mad. Keem: Ha ha ha. Dyl: my god. They Don: Top seven. Top seven for sure. Yeah, MAS: Welcome back, dude. Welcome back. Don: welcome back to the Chargers Commander. Dyl: He doesn't even fucking mean that. JRD: The superchargers? The fuck? Alright, I'm sorry. Next Dyl: You don't even mean that shit. The superchargers. Superchargers. JRD: who's next? Who's next? Don't fault. Don: was about to ask about the Lakers but I honestly Dyl: Incredible whites. Keem: Snow time. It's snowtime Lakers, baby. Don: okay. Keen. Dyl: yeah, it's snowing in LA, baby. Keem: It's snowing. JRD: Right. Don: Who finishes with a better record, Lakers or Minnesota? Keem: Ooh, that's a good question. That You know, I'm going to say Don: Yeah. Keem: Fuck. It's good. I feel like Lakers, but by like two games. MAS: Doo. Don: Two games. Hey, the West is still Keem: Yeah. Don: like the East is better than the West, but the West is still it's still the West. The East just made that big ass jump. Keem: East is better to the maybe maybe on paper. I don't know, bruh. On paper, bro. Don: On paper. I think the East has legit nine playoff teams, bro. The West probably seven. Keem: But last year Don: You wanna count out? Keem: Let's see who do West got. We got OKC, Spurs, Don: One. Keem: Lakers. JRD: Houston. Keem: Houston is gonna be in there. Don: Yeah. That's four. Keem: Suns are gonna be in there. JRD: Mm. Mm. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I I I wanna give a I wanna say it's a ginny. Don: Mm. You giving that they're gonna compete for sure. Are you giving them son to play off? Keem: Okay, okay, okay. I'll take the sons away. I Dyl: Yeah. Keem: might add them back later. Timberwolves. Don: Timberwolves, the S five. Denver. Did you say Denver already? Keem: Fuck. JRD: No, he didn't say he didn't ever six. He didn't say Lakers either. Keem: Denver, six. No, I said Lakers. I said Lakers. I said San Antonio. I did, I did. Don: Denver six? You say San Antonio? You didn't say San Antonio. y you did, you did. JRD: Well that was the second one. Keem: Lasers? No. Wait, mm, could be. Dyl: Yeah, they John now. Don: They got Ja, they kept Jeremiah Graham, right? Keem: Ye yeah, yeah yeah. Nah, I'm gonna throw the okay, yeah, I'm gonna throw the blazers in there. Don: I'll give you I'll give you I'll give you trail members. That's seven. Dyl: Do they have a do they have a big man? Keem: Yeah, the big man. I'm not too Don: Robert Williams. Keem: sure, bro. Don: They got Robert Williams. Dyl: They never have a big man. JRD: I would say a healthy Warriors team. Don: They got they got Rob Williams, Time Lord. The Warriors? yeah, I I JRD: Healthy Warriors team, healthy warriors team. Jimmy Butler. If Jimmy Butler Keem: Who else? I'm for I'm just forgetting a bunch of teams. JRD: plays that a same potential, a healthy Warriors Keem: Warriors. I think well JRD: team, yes. Don: I give you healthy warriors. I like healthy warriors over at Portland. JRD: Yeah. Healthy words. Dyl: I'm taking Golden State over Portland. Don: Me too. Healthy. Healthy. But they still got KP, they still got Al Hofer. JRD: Yeah, healthy though. Jim and Brother gotta be Dyl: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Keem: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're also not considering Dallas with healthy healthy Kyrie. Don: Dallas, Akyri, and whooperfly. JRD: Super flag was nice. Dyl: They got they got Cooper. Keem: I think Coop and Kyrie can at least get a get a C. It's true. Okay, let's go let's go through the east. Don: But that's what I'm saying. You get to after you get to six, you're like, yeah. But the East, okay, let's go. Knicks. We got Boston. Boston got better. I don't care what nobody says. Philly. Heat. Keem: Yeah. Yeah. Dyl: Easy. Yep. Yeah. JRD: The heat the heat Don: Atlanta. Detroit. What am JRD: Detroit. Detroit. No Dyl: Boston got better. Don: I thinking of? Boston got better. that's six. Who Dyl: Who'd begin the trade? Don: am I thinking of? Keem: Did we say Cleveland? Did you already say Cleveland? Don: I didn't say Cleveland, that's seven. JRD: Atlanta. Don: I said Atlanta. Keem: East at Atlanta. Don: Wizards, Wizards making playoffs. I don't care what nobody said. Wizards are making playoffs. And healthy Wizards. We got Trey Young, Anthony Davis. And they just got AJ. my gosh. AJ might be him for real. Keem: You know what, to your point, yeah, two two all two two stars yeah, sure. JRD: NAD Keem: To your point, two JRD: on a widget. Keem: stars literally left the west and went to the east, so you got Kawhi and Braun. JRD: Brian. MAS: Mm. Keem: So Don: And Toronto. Toronto's a playoff team, bro. If if they let that trade go through. Dyl: What about Milwaukee? Keem: I think the the top Don: Walkie's Keem: of the west though, I think is still more dangerous than the top of the east. But we'll see. Don: You're top heavy, bro. You just got the you just JRD: Three for three? Three for three? Three for three? Don: got San Antonio. Dyl: fucking Indiana. JRD: I agree. No. Don: Indiana too. my gosh. Keem: Indiana with Tyrese. Don: Yes, bro. Keem: We gotta see how Tyrese looks when he gets back though. Don: Bro, you seen JRD: Yeah. Don: clips of him recently? He's been balling, bro. He's been dropping fifteen four AM damps. Yeah. Keem: I see he hit a East Bay or some shit. JRD: I don't know. I feel in in in in the current NBA if one player takes you from being in a a conference to have the playoffs, I don't know if you're a playoff team. One player Don: It's I feel you. I feel you. But Halliburton is that one type of player though, because you gotta think when Halliburton's playing to his fullest potential, he is a great tool to run through. He can make anyone look way better than their Ashley. Dyl: Yeah. He's in the finals. Don: Like he's a he's JRD: Well go. Don: a playmaker, bro. So any type of play that's why Chris Paul made teams so much better than they were without him. Because they're just a pure playmaker, any sport. Keem: You don't get the name Haliban out of nowhere. MAS: Mm-hmm. Keem: You don't get that. Don: So I think he's Dyl: The haliban. Don: he makes that team a big jump because you still got you still got Siakum over there too, bro. Keem: True. Don: They don't got Miles Turner no more though. But yeah, Dylan, I heard you question this Boston got better. I don't I don't see how you can think they didn't. 'Cause one, Keem: Who did Boston get? Dyl: Yeah, who'd the get? Don: we got we just re upped on Kita. JRD: They got Paul George. Don: We got Paul George and we just got Keem: yeah. Don: Yeah. JRD: the center. I like Mitch Robinson, yeah. Don: Mitch Rob. Mitchell. And that's a champion Dyl: Yeah. Don: right there too. And you gotta think, bro, that's Mitch Rob has everything Boston did not have last year. He has rebounding, offensive rebounding, we're a three point shooting team. That's kick outs and second chance points. And he's a paint presence, bro. We haven't had a paint presence like him since Robert Williams, JRD: Christoph Don: bro. JRD: Marguins, yeah. Don: Yeah, that was like what 2022. But we got him now and bro, Jason Tatum is better than Jalen Brown. We need to stop this discourse. There's no world JB Dyl: I agree with that. I agree with that. Don: has been better than JT at all. Keem: But it's not the but even if he is, if we can make that claim, it's not like by leaps and bounds. They're close, bro. Don: No, no. It's Keem, it's it's it's a big margin. That's why you've never seen Keem: No. Don: really JT in legit trade talks. He was in a little bit. Dyl: Yeah, yeah, that that's why JRD: It's it's it's okay. It's okay. If you look up if you get up a webster, if you Dyl: that's what that's why he that's why he sat out game seven. Yeah. Keem: No, because he's silent, bro. He's he's silent. He's a good boy. JRD: get a Webster's dictionary and you look up Cope, you're gonna see JD's face. That ass. Like come on, like no. No, but like no, no, but like okay, I give I Don: Okay, you call but tell me tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. We got a big no, listen, listen. We get a big man. Dyl: Mm-hmm. JRD: I hear you. I agree with you. I agree with you. JT is better than J B, but you can't act like losing J B is a small little loss. You got you can't Don: Can I tell you something? JRD: No, but how you're acting like you say without J w without JT you guys played very well. Without JT he played very well. Keem: That's a big loss. Don: What did we do last year? What did we do last year? Tell me what we did last year without JT. What did we do? What did we do? What did we do? We overperformed Dyl: I I can tell you. Don: and ended up we ended up with like the top three record in the league, bro. Top four. We finished number two without JT. JT came in like April, March. JRD: Without JT, right? Without who Keem: Yeah, but what happened to JT JRD: was the leader on that team? Keem: come came game seven? JT come game seven sat out with Dyl: I was about to say, I could tell you yeah. Don: But listen. Keem: knee slight knee discomfort? What are we talking about? JRD: And who was the leader of that team? Don: Listen, there's a reason why there's a reason why MAS: It's a ten minute segment. JRD: So you just walk up here. Don: JT came back. JB went to second to last on the introductions in the beginning of the games. That's JT's team. Always will be JT's team. No question about it. And when you replace, JRD: Well we know that. That's why you got traded. Don: we take JB out and you put JT in, that team gets better. JRD: Okay. I get what you're saying. I I get what you're saying in the long run. But no. What you're forgetting is no no no no no Don: Period. Next year we're gonna have a better record. JRD: no. What you're forgetting something. You can't say, Don: What? JRD: we're placing when you had J B, J T was hurt. You guys still had it so the only you can't say, like we're switching. No, you had both players. Don: R switching. Because now look what happens. You got you got one A and one B. One one B got hurt. One A got hurt. JRD: Okay. Okay. Okay. Don: And it's just one of them. And we're still the second best team in the East. You take out that one player that led that team, put the better player in that slot. You think we get worse? And we get a big man? And we get Paul George, who is a way better counterpart to Keem: What happens when J what happens if JT goes out this year? Don: JT than JB is. Is that not a fact? JRD: Alright, who's next though? I Keem: At this JRD: think I think it's my turn now. I think it's my what's my question? Okay. Okay. Alright, Keem: stage of his career, I can't agree. I can't agree with that. Don: Whoa, last just two months ago he was not balling in the playoffs? JRD: all right. Who's next? Who what yeah. Keem: Nah, but he's not at a consistent basis as he as J B is. Yeah, you're not, but I'ma MAS: Segment over, bruh. Don: I'm not saying he's PG thirteen from Indiana. I'm talking about just he's a shooter. We don't need him to do too much. JRD: Okay. You got it, Dawn. You got it, Dawn. Keem: be real though. I'ma be real though. Part I I for me looking at just like the optics of the situation, I think genuinely that part of the reason that JB got moved was cause he was vocal as fuck. Don: That's not it, bro. JRD: is because he's an intelligent black male. Talk to Shrikeen. Keem: I think he was I think I think it's because JB J B is a little too too smart for him. And JT J T Don: If they would have did that, bruh, they would have did that a long time ago. Keem: is just like a he'll he'll sit he'll sit down and roll over. JRD: a light skin. Yeah, he had light skin. He had light skin. Don: It's not that you gotta remember our great our most our most iconic player JRD: And okay, yes sir, no sir. Don: is the activist. He was marching with Malcolm X, and he was on the team Keem: It's true. Don: his whole career during the fucking racist times. JRD: And he hates your fans. And he headed your fans. Don: Yeah, but the Boston Celtics did not trade him. I'm not talking about the people of Boston, I'm talking about the franchise, the team that he works for. They're not racist at all. The first team to ever draft a black player, the first team to ever have a black coach, the first team that ever a starting five black lineup. Dyl: Dude dude, I am JRD: hey coach, that's true. Keem: Where where do the Celtics early prediction where do the Celtics finish next next year? End of the regular season? Top three? Okay. Dyl: Yeah, and then we move it on after that because I'm tired of talking about the Celtics. I'm not gonna JRD: Yeah, yeah, bro. Don: Top three east. Top three east. Top three east. Dyl: lie. JRD: I'd even get to go. He didn't ask my question. I wanna ask my shit. Yeah, I fucked MAS: Thank you, Dale. Thank you. Keem: Yeah yeah yeah let's my bad. My bad dog. JRD: it with my question. Dyl: I'm tired of having the same conversation with JD over and over and over again. MAS: We're gonna call this episode we're Don: Top three. Well 'cause MAS: gonna call this show freaking Celtics vs. Lakers. Dyl: Yeah. We look like the biggest JB fans all ever. We talk about him ev we we we we talk about him all the time. Yeah. Don: J B? Keem: Bro. Yeah, I know you making me you making me look crazy out here. Don: We haven't talked about JB since he got traded, bruh. You d you've been going for a while though. Keem: Yeah, bro. Dyl: And b and before I left we were talking about J V. Or before I left. JRD: Yeah, man. It's just you. You bring it out of us. You a J B fan. Don: Yeah. MAS: don't see why you wanna have that much money. JRD: Here's my hot take. This year the Dallas Cowboys will be in an NFC championship. MAS: The year? Keem: No no. JRD: This year, the Dallas Cowboys will be in the NFC Championship. I don't Don: Y'all don't get out the wild card, bro. JRD: know. I'll say it again. I don't think you heard me clearly. This year, the Dallas Cowboys will be in the NFC Championship. Will we win? Don: I don't think you guys got the wild card. Do you JRD: It's the wild card before the NFC Championship. Don: Yeah, it is. JRD: So you're wrong. This year, the Dallas Cowboys will be in the NFC Championship. It's gonna be the Dallas Cowboys. Keem: But will they score in the NFC Championship? Don: Well they When was the last time you've been there? JRD: Ninety six. Don: my god. Keem: Who ho ho is anyone born Don: Yeah. Keem: in ninety-six year, bro? JRD: None of us. None of Dyl: Yeah. JRD: us. None of us. Don: None of us were born in ninety six, right? JRD: None of us. Dyl: I wasn't even I wasn't even a thought. Keem: I wasn't even a figment I wasn't even a figment of imagination. shit. Don: Yeah, I don't think my parents make yet, bro. JRD: All right now, alright now, I know right now all right now alright now alright now Keem: Shit, okay. Don: Alright, we can go to the next segment. JRD: Yeah, go to the next thing. Yeah. Don: Keem, can Disney fix Star Wars, bro? Can they make another trilogy after Ray Palpatine and be successful? Keem: Shit man. MAS: You gotta rephrase that question. Don: Well, how would you ask it? MAS: No, I'm just 'cause I don't think I I don't think Disney ruined Star Wars. They ruined the original they ruin Don: They didn't ruin Star Wars. I I told you. MAS: they ruined the original yeah. Don: They ruined the movies. They're JRD: Nah, I Keem: The movies. JRD: gotta say this. Don: like JRD: I and and JD's offense, I have a little brother, he's named Zachary, he was born in 2012. He believes Star Wars was ass, and two, I showed him shit that I watched as a kid. He thought Home Works was dope. He liked all the original movies. Yeah, he liked Don: Clone Wars is the best part. Clone Wars is the best content of Star Wars. It's Clone Wars. JRD: all the original movies. So that's no listen, as someone who's a Star Wars fan novice, the newer generation. They fucked it up. That's why Mando didn't make a lot of money. You know? MAS: I agree. Clone Wars Clone Wars is the best Star Wars content, but what was the best season of Clone Wars? Don: You're saying this is Disney news. But listen, yeah, the the JRD: The the the extra seasons, the ones that come out after. I like those a lot. MAS: When Disney owned it. Don: the Netflix seasons were fire too. But MAS: But I wouldn't even say it's the best season, but it's just like the most I don't know. Don: I know what you mean, exactly. Like the the arcing stories of the freaking but you got Disney's MAS: I would say I would yeah, go ahead. JRD: Little brother Little Brother Don: like fucking they made like three good movies. Keem: I I would say Disney JRD: Zach liked like the rebels. Keem: if Disney is able if Disney is able to allow for more of like the dark themes to come through without kind of like rut one rushing it, like if you're gonna really if they if they planned from the jump to make Ray Palpatine's granddaughter, they could have built that out throughout the entire trilogy, but that shit was so rushed in the last one MAS: They tease you with it. Keem: I think they teased it, but like I mean just popping out of nowhere, like and on all I don't know. They need to like D-marvel Star Wars. Like they they they were pulling in too many, too many of like the like the quips and kind of like the instant gratification type shit like into the into Don: Yeah. A hundred percent. Keem: the into the new trilogy. I don't I really don't like I Don: Hundred percent. Keem: don't fuck with what they did to my man Finn. I don't fuck what they did with him. Don: A hundred percent. Wait. Oof. Keem: That's fucked up. But I think they could I mean if if recent Disney media or Disney Star Wars media has anything to show like bro Maul was crazy. Maul was fucking nuts. MAS: Exactly. I was saying this yeah. I was saying that Don: I wasn't saying. MAS: in our chat. That's the first solo Sith like content that has been created. How is there not a how is there not a Darth Vader yet? But Keem: And that's a great sign. Right, right. I think there's there's plenty of opportunity for them to get into that too, but they are. Don: They're they are they're great with shows. They've been doing great with shows. 100%. Their Star Wars shows are fire. MAS: Anything animated they're putting out. Don: They have like what two or three, Keem: Yeah. Don: probably like three bad TV shows. The rest are fire. But movies, MAS: But I don't even want to get into that either. Keem: Yeah. Don: they're like, they only made like probably three, maybe three to four good movies. If that. I'm being so generous. Keem: I will say the Don: It might be, it might be like Keem: What are the three? Dyl: Three to four three to four good movies? Don: Rogue One. Dyl: Okay. Don: Force Awakens. I haven't watched Grogu and Mandalorian, but I'm assuming it's like a seven. Disney Star Wars movie. Yeah, I I I haven't heard good too many good things about it, but I'll put it up there. Keem: you're talking about Disney, okay. Okay. JRD: Bun, I fell asleep. No, no, like that no like no like the reason why cause I told Miguel I'm I'm gonna watch it. I bought it I I I w I went to the movies. I bought my little brother a ticket. I went I fell asleep Don: It's boring. It's like a big T V show. Dyl: Yeah. JRD: just born. Dyl: Yeah, they said it's like just five episodes into one. Don: Yeah. MAS: Still entertaining, bro. Keem: damn. JRD: Fell asleep. Keem: I gotta check it out. Yeah, I gotta Dyl: I have to watch it though. I have to watch it. Yeah. Don: I watch it too when it Keem: check it out before I MAS: They're gonna have Don: comes to movie. MAS: way more Grogu action, more force, but JRD: Me too, me too. Don: He's a toy, bro. That's what I'm talking about with Disney. They Mandel MAS: But I'm the dopest part Don: Mandel could have had a way better like Jedi Youngling he could've taken care of that actually was able to run around and fight. But they wanted to make a toy 'cause they're Disney. So let's put him with a fucking Muppet whole entire that doesn't JRD: And pajamas, and pajamas. Keem: Mm. MAS: The Q factor Don: age, that doesn't talk, and throughout two Keem: That's a major Don: seasons, three seasons in the movie, doesn't talk, doesn't age, JRD: no, he talks MAS: would JRD: now, he talks now, he talks now. MAS: argue I would argue they didn't want the the Don: a toy. MAS: kids and toys. I think they wanted more girl fans. I think the girls is what I noticed. JRD: They did one girlfriend they wanna pajamas. They won a pajamas. Women. Mm-hmm. Don: That's what I'm saying. They're tailoring towards fans instead of making good shit, bro. They're losing focus. Keem: That's a that's true. MAS: Yeah. For sure. Well yeah, I think I think Keem: It's true. Don: Sacrifice of content. MAS: Disney can definitely make three good movies that follow the same timeline and same characters for sure. But I think I like like Keem said, I think it should be more Sith, on the Sith side of it and and yeah, and just follow like a Sith Lord. Don: Driven. Keem: bro and lean into it. Like don't be afraid MAS: Yeah. Keem: to lean into it. Like it doesn't people aren't watching like don't watch Star Wars movie because they're like, I I can't wait to hear the jokes and this shit. Like no one cares. Don: my god. I'm glad you brought that up. I never really tripped over that, like the quippiness they had. Keem: Yeah bro when they got in like obviously Star Wars has always had like some level of humor but JRD: They fly now. So like that. Keem: that has never been like the that has never been like the major part of it. Don: They find out. JRD: They fly out yeah. MAS: Bruh. See, do you guys say that's that's Dyl: What? MAS: one of the lines you guys say, but to them they've never seen any of the stormtroopers fly. So then Don: I we understand that. We get it. But it was supposed to be it was supposed to be comedic timing too. That's the whole point of that thing. That was comedic timing. JRD: It was corny. Yeah, it was corny. They fly now they fly now. Come on MAS: Even the even the No. Okay, even even the somehow Palpatine survived. They wouldn't be able to explain JRD: the time. MAS: how he survived. But anyway, I think we should move on to Spider Man. We should move JRD: Somehow poverty returned. MAS: on to Spider Man. Dyl: Mm-hmm. Don: Yeah, brand new day. Thoughts. First of all, what is everybody's MAS: Great movie. Don: ratings for it? I'll give it like a solid eight, eight and a half. MAS: Eight and half. Don: Ten? Dyl: I'll give you eight and a half. JRD: Eight and a half two. Eight and Don: Him? Dyl: I get JRD: a half. Keem: I ain't got no notes. I genuinely don't have notes for that shit, bro. Spider Man. Spider Man. Don: Are you who's your favorite superhero? It must be Spider Man. Yeah, it gotta be. 'Cause that's a MAS: Yeah. Don: great Spider Man movie. Like out of all the Spider JRD: It was. Don: movies, that is a typical that's what a Spider Man movie should be. It is a an a neighborhood friendly. JRD: It's the best Spider Man movie to Spider Man two, Tobey Maguire. Keem: Yes, agreeing. Dyl: Yeah, I agree. Keem: Agreeing. One hundred percent Don: Yeah. Whoa. Keem: agree. MAS: I think the first Spider Man's better a Toby McGuire's than the second. Don: I think Homecoming's better than Brand New Day too. Homecoming is better. Homecoming is fire, really. Keem: Whoa. Dyl: Whoa What what JRD: No, no, hold hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I said a Spider Man movie. I'm referring Dyl: are you talking about? Don: I'm coming with fire, bro. JRD: to Spider Man as the character, now I'm referring to a better movie. Spider Man two was the best Spider Man movie for Spider Man. Yeah, yes. Spider Man two was the best. Don: like Spider Man comic book accurate, like then that's gonna be brand new day. Brand new day takes that. Keem: Brand new day. JRD: What did I say? I say it was the best since Spider Man two. Don: but I'm saying it's Brennan Brennan Day's the best ever then if we're talking ass. JRD: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It beat Spider Man before it was Spider Man to Tony Maguire. Don: Yeah. And then yeah, 'cause you it's it's basically the game, the Spider Man Insomniac. I felt like I I I kept looking down, see my joystick was JRD: It felt like a game. I don't think yeah, bro. I Keem: It was it was that. There was the references to Toby's Dyl: Yeah. Which I liked. Which I liked, yeah. JRD: gonna lie, it low key got me in my feelings too. I don't know, man. Keem: Yeah bro, Don: my gosh. How did it get you in the feelings, bro? I don't get that. Keem: it was great it was great writing bro. Like I gen I genuinely had Dyl: No come on. MAS: We talked about this last episode. Last Keem: I genuinely had no notes. I genuinely had no notes for that shit. Don: Okay, who this, Keem? Who's your favorite Spider Man Keem: I'll say Toby still. JRD: É nostálgico. Don: Okay, who's the best? Who's the best one then? Keem: Who's the best one? Like best one, like what do mean? Don: Out of the three of them, yeah. To you. I'm not saying. Like who's the best Spider-Man? Who is the best iteration of Spider-Man? Dyl: Like take everything into account. Everything into account. Keem: Everything into account. Don: Movies, acting, Peter Parker, Spider-Man himself. Keem: If we're talking acting, that's actually Don: He just wants to say Toby. It sounds like a Toby answer. Keem: Nah bro Tom Tom Dyl: No, if we're talking acting, you I'm saying Keem: Tom acted his fucking ass off, but Andrew in the first Dyl: I was gonna say it's Andrew. Don: I think And Andrew's my favorite, I'm not gonna lie. I think Andrew's also the best one. Keem: Andrew in the first Amazing Spider-Man listen Dyl: Yeah. Keem: listen Andrew's movies Andrew was kind of just fucked with bad writing. Bad bad writing. JRD: Andrew Garfield was too cool. Andrew Garfield was too cool. Too much. Don: He was not too cool. He was He just had aura, bruh. He just had aura. Keem: No I I don't I the thing is the thing is with Andrew's Andrew's a great actor bro like as far as JRD: Yeah. Keem: like just straight up actors amongst the three I might go Andrew and then Tom genuinely actors No no no no no but I'm thinking other roles and shit other Don: Okay, but I'm saying like as far as JRD: no, you're s you're smoking. You're smoking. Actors wise. Tom's not a good actor. Don: I'm just saying like who's the best Spider Man? Keem: Tom is a great you should did you watch this movie Tom is a great JRD: Did you watch any other movie in besides Spider Man? That nigga Spider Man. Don: No, we're not we're talking about Spider-Man, Keem: Odyssey he was honestly he was fine. Odyssey he was good. Odyssey he was good. But we're talking about Spider-Man. Don: bro. We're talking about Spider-Man. my god. We're talking about Spider Man, not him acting odyssey. That's JRD: Odyssey was good? All right. Okay. Dyl: no, Don: nothing to do with Spider-Man. Dyl: no, fucking Josh Josh hated the Odyssey, I think. JRD: I didn't hate it, but it's like, you know. MAS: Tom Holland's acting was below Don: But him as Spider Man is a completely different story. He's a he's an excellent actor at Spider Man. Yes, he was. JRD: no. He was he might have been born a B Spider-Man. He might have been MAS: No, no, yeah, for sure. I'm just Yeah, yeah. JRD: born a B Spider-Man. I remember the last movie, I think it was Fowler Home or No Way Home when he pulls his jacket, he goes, If you don't calm down and he points to the machine, like you know, when he's fucking with Doc Ock, I was like, my god. He is Peter Parker, like the quotes and shit, like he's a perfect Spider-Man. Don: Yeah. Peter Parker. Peter Parker. Yeah. Nah, Andrew Garfield had the better quips than than Keem: He did. Don: both of the other guys. Not even close. He actually MAS: Little catchphrases. Don: was stressed Dyl: Yeah. Don: just like in stressful situations he was talking shit. But there, but when when Tom locks in, he's not Keem: Quips in this but quips in brand new day were were there, they were perfect. Don: joking, bro. We see a lot of that locked in, Tom. And Toby, he don't be joking when he gets serious either. I mean too. I'm not mad at Keem: And I like and I d I f and I fuck with that. Also bro is lonely as shit. Don: all. Keem: Also bro was lonely as hell. Shit, I wouldn't be talking either. What them hands do? Don: He was. But like, that's what I'm about to say. You said no notes, but we have never had, we have never, and this, at least JRD: He had too much money. Don: this new MCU, we've never had Spider-Man and his own villains, bro. We've always had someone else, and they've never hated Peter Parker. And the old other movies, they hate Peter Parker for whatever reason. That's what Spider-Man. He's like the second best role gallery, bro, behind Batman. We've never seen, we've never Keem: No, one one thousand percent. Vulture. Don: seen a Spider-Man villain, a legit Spider-Man villain in this MCU version. And we still haven't. We have Gene Gray. No, first one what? Vulture? Keem: We got vo vote we we yeah, but still that doesn't I don't think that makes I don't think that I don't think that MAS: Wait, quick question. JRD: The first one? Spider Man one? Vulture? Don: Yeah, he had beef with Tony Stark, not Peter Parker. MAS: Yeah, wait, quick question. Don: Or damage control. MAS: Br who was the bro with the brown suit that he he took out early in the movie? I don't know who that was. JRD: Tarantula. Tarantula. Don: tombstone? tarantula. Keem: Tarantula. MAS: Okay. Yeah, like stock you do with a blonde hair. Don: You mean like Keem: you talking about the dude the the the big albino black dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was tombstone. That was tombstone. That's tombstone. Don: Yeah. That's tombstone. He's like JRD: that's something, that's too strong. Don: a he's like a he's like a kingpin. He's a but he's a spider man villain. He's a he's like a crime lord. Keem: Yeah, he's like a he's like a he's like a MAS: I didn't recognize me. Okay. JRD: He's a s Keem: yeah. JRD: tha that actor voiced tombstone in the animated movies. What's that shit called? Don: Yeah, but when they rumored tombstone, everyone's like, shit, about to get tombstone live action. Two seconds, bro. Not even. Not even. We got trancelers. A second. Keem: Yeah. Dyl: We got for two seconds. JRD: Four minutes. No, no, they Keem: But he's not but the thing is JRD: said there was a scene they cut Keem: but that was all the JRD: out. There was a fifteen minute scene they cut out where he fights Tarantula, Tombstone, and the hand. They cut they cut it out. Don: They cut it out. They cut it out. It's so it's not in the movie. And he said there's no notes. Keem: Scorpion 2. But the thing is, the thing is though, I don't think that Tombstone, for me, he's not one of Spider-Man's premier fucking villains. He is a Spider-Man villain, but that's a that's not an A-list, like a S-tier, S-tier villains? S-tier villains? S-tier villains? Listen, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Don: He's a Spider-Man villain though. He don't gotta be a premiere villain. King, we're not getting villains, King. JRD: But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, key, keep, keep, key. No, no, I have a question. No, I have a quick question. MAS: They don't want to give us everything, they can't give it all. JRD: Before you answer, when you're saying anyone villains, are you referring to comics or are you referring to like every source of media? This period? Don: Just period. Just period. Like Doc Oc, Dream Keem: Everything. Period. Period. I'm saying the top Spider-Man Don: Goblin, Sandman. Keem: villains, one the number one Spider-Man villain is Green Goblin. Period. Period. Period. Don: Yes, we've seen twice. We've seen twice. MAS: They already had him. Keem: We've seen it twice exactly. That's why they're not gonna bring him back. And then we got and the the Don: I I'm I'm not mad at that. JRD: We need a million. We need a million. Keem: the the next the next the next spider-man Don: You're also back up, Josh. Keem: villain that's crazy? Doc Ock. Toby. Dyl: That's all I was gonna Josh Kenny JRD: No. No. We Don: Doc, we've Doc Ock twice too. Dyl: didn't even hear you. JRD: need a million. Keem: We we saw he we already saw JRD: We need a million. Keem: we already saw Doc Ock again. Right. And so then and then another Don: We seen we saw Dark Art yeah, go. Keem: one, Electro. We already saw Electro. Those are some JRD: We need a million. Keem: S-tier fucking villains. Don: Well I'm saying I get what you're saying. There's definitely JRD: A million. Don: cameos of villains, but there's never the main bad is never Vulture, and I'm saying even if it was, they don't have beef with Peter Parker. The main thing about Peter Parker's villains, they fucking hate him. Vulture hated damage control. who's the second one? Mysterio. Keem: It's true. But they are MAS: Hello, Peter. Don: Mysterio hated Tony Stark. Fucking JRD: Tony Start, yeah, funny start. Don: who's the third one? It was all other Spider-Man's villains, bro. Who was his villain in that movie? Nobody. And this movie? Gene Gray? JRD: Chameleon. Chameleon Snow. No, MAS: Toby had the best feelings, bruh. JRD: no, Scorpion. Scorpion does not stop with Peter Parker. I mean Spider Man. Scorpion Keem: Gene, great. Listen. JRD: has beef with Spider Man. Scorpion does. Don: But he's in the movie for two minutes. I'm talking about the main villain. Keem: But this movie, genuinely, I think, because you already we already met also within this universe now in No Way Home, we already saw Green Goblin, we already saw Electro, we already saw Doc Ock. So we see this montage. Also, we gotta keep in mind, Spidey has been on his own four years, whooping ass. Don: For years, yeah. Keem: This is like Spidey at his peak. So these dudes like Tombstone, it's fodder. It's fodder. This is a this is a Spider-Man that JRD: Yeah, this is we're in twenty thirty two right now in MCU. Don: he ain't peaking. I don't think he peeked at me. I don't think he peaked at it. Dyl: Mm-hmm. Keem: ain't got shit going on in his personal life. He's putting everything in. Everything into it. So now they had to up the ante. Don: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel you. He's locked in right now. Mama mentality. Keem: They had to up the ante and throw a fucking omega level mutant in there to actually shake some shit up. Don: Okay, w barely because she didn't even know how to lose shit with her mind yet, bro. JRD: That's not why. You know why King? You know you know why King? No, it's that we MAS: Gotta set it up. Set up. JRD: know we have we have to understand is like the No no we have exactly we no we have to understand that Don: Stop using Spider Man as setup. That's that's my problem. JRD: no we have to understand that Keem: Mm. JRD: the MCU is the MCU. Like you know, they try to make television shows and they did it really bad at it. The MCU does movies really well. And because of that, every movie if it's a big name st a big name star Like Spider Man or the Avengers, if either gonna set up is gonna set up something or be a big bat. They have to use Spider-Man to set shit up because everyone isn't like you, everyone is like me, everyone isn't like JD who read the comics, who grew up loving this shit. There are people who know Marvel as the MCU. Like watch this king. Who's the before the MCU, who was the victory in Marvel? Keem: before the MCU Spider Man, Hulk, JRD: Yeah. Don: No, ax ax Mosk. You should know. JRD: You got it overlooking. Keem: and Big Three. Who's the third? Wolverine, yeah, true. Okay. JRD: Wolverine, Wolverine. Yeah, yeah. I know that, you know that, JD knows that. I don't think Moss knows that. I don't think Dylan knows that. You know? Dyl: What the Keem: Dylan knows that. Let me try me. Dylan knows that. Let me speak. Dylan like Dyl: fuck? Don: Ha ha ha ha. JRD: No I did. He did, he did, he did, I'm sorry. Don: Damn it, What are you saying about me for? JRD: My fault I apologize. That's on me. That's on me. We gotta make money. Keem: But no, but the thing is, the thing is though, we like given given the context as well of Tom's movies, g the thing is this brand new day, Dyl: They have to make money. Yeah. JRD: They have to make money. They gotta keep re interested. They tried this shit and it bombed. They tried the marbles. Keem: brand new day doubled as an as a new origin story for Spider for this Spider-Man. That's why I was fucking with it too. You know what I mean? And Don: Eight a hundred percent. I agree with that. It is it's a spider makers of clean slate right now. Keem: but the thing is Now the main villain that we still have that has not been introduced properly in the MCU is Venom. That will be in these one of these next two movies. I think it's probably gonna be in the next movie after Secret Wars. Don: We're gonna get JRD: No, Don: sent JRD: they the the original script for the Spider-Man movie they were gonna introduce Venom Venom and and Keem: Had venom. JRD: and no his name is fuck I think his name is with a K Dyl: Damn. JRD: Yeah No no Venom villain Don: Cracking? Craven? I saw cracking. Keem: Craven? JRD: it's no is it no is it c no no K and U L L Keem: Carnage? no, no. Yeah, he's like the the god of Don: Carnage. Keem: symbios. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like symbiote god. Don: Cro Crone. For everything. JRD: Crow, yeah. That was the original one and then it was too convoluted and he hated it. Yeah, he hated it. He was not used too much. Keem: People wanted a street level story, bro. Don: Regardless, I'm saying Keen, basically, all the bullshit. I'm just saying a big bad Spider-Man's role gallery is dense and immersive, bro. We don't need a big A-list bat to make a good movie. Like Josh was saying earlier. They could have had listen, they could have had Chameleon doing the Gene Roll role. He could have been changing his face to different people throughout the whole movie. Like it's an easy swap. JRD: Chameleon is my favorite Keem: Gotta. JRD: Spider-Man villain. You know what they could do? They could double down. They could make on the Chameleon a fucking scroll. If you want to connect shit, you can make I wouldn't like it, but you can make the Don: Okay. JRD: chameleon a fucking scroll if you wanted to. It's that easy. If you want to connect shit. Keem: I just think I just think that the reason why they chose Gene is one, obviously to set up the X-Men. Two is also, Don: Yeah. And inhibitor chips for the freaking Keem: yeah, to also like JRD: They already set up the X-Men though. fucking Miss Marvel Keem: How do they set up the X Men? JRD: Miss Marvel is a fucking mutant. Keem: Yeah, but that's okay. Like how but but Don: That's not X Men setup, bro. JRD: Yeah. Keem: how many people again to your point, p everybody is tuning into the Spider Man movie. Not Don: Yeah. Keem: everyone is tuning into Miss Marvel. One hundred percent. JRD: W it was a hard watch. It was a hard watch. Don: But hey, Spider Man was a great movie. Keem: It wasn't one of their best. Don: we had Spider Man, we had what, Thunderbolts last year, Fantastic Four, and then Doomsday. All of them are good Keem: Yeah. Don: movies. So you think MCU is going in a good way? I said that. JRD: You forgot Fantastic Four! Fantastic Four My Fault, I'm sorry. Keem: No, he said that, he said that, he said that, yeah. But what what were we saying, JD? Dyl: He said that. Josh, you gotta back up, man. Don: So is the MCU back basically? Too JRD: Yeah. Don: early? Four Dyl: Yes. Don: movies over two years? Keem: I think it's too I think it's too still too early to call. I think it's still too early to call. JRD: And never no no Dyl: What n what do you mean no, no, it I think it's back. It's back. Yeah. They got JRD: no it it it it is back it is back no you see you have no no Keem: I think it's still too early to call Spider-Man's back. Spider-Man is very MAS: I think you JRD: no no you have to un you have Keem: much back. MAS: doomsday will be the the tell. JRD: to understand it's because so at the beginning the MCU was the first to like connect different characters and shit before the MCU came out it was unfathomable for like me to think like all like different stories could be connected and all that shit and it'd be like all linear and things like that. After a while People got tired of it. Like a lot of the MCU stuff that it bad wasn't actually bad writing. For example, She-Hawk. If you have read any She-Hawk comic, if you're a fan of She-Hawk, you're gonna like that TV show. Now, if you don't have that TV show, you're just not a fan of She-Hawk. That doesn't mean MCU fell off. That doesn't mean Disney is fucking up. It means She-Hawk was bad. Don: They definitely fell off, bro. They fell off. Dyl: Bro, she was twerking, bro. Keem: She hold MAS: You apply that same thing to Star Wars, bruh. JRD: JD, I know you like video. Don: They a hundred percent fell off. Just because the show's good doesn't mean they didn't fall off. They had through Keem: Bro, She Hulk She Hulk literally got yeah. Yeah. JRD: No, no, because that's the difference between Star Star Wars Keem: It was bad writing. JRD: Star Wars doesn't have like things they can go by. You know, like like they don't they there wasn't like old comics before the Star Wars movie came out. Don: Yes they do. I guess you're saying they have no source material. JRD: You know, they don't have anything to pull off from. It was the mind of George Lucas and he MAS: For you. Yeah. JRD: sold that shit. And and when you buy it, you don't have to go what ju George Lucas plan was gonna be. Whereas when it comes to MCU, you have fifty plus yeah fifty plus years of comics. Like the fucking new Avengers. I don't like the new Avengers. The new Avengers to me is Luke Cage, fucking Wolverine, Screw Gross and that shit for a little bit. That's the new Avengers to Joshua to me. Don: Josh, Josh, you gotta understand the MCU for sure fell off. There was a moment, every movie was coming out was a blockbuster hit, selling outselling budget. There was a time, no, I didn't go see Marvel's JRD: You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. You know you no Don: in theaters. And I see every movie, MCU movie in theaters. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Now, even Fantastic JRD: You're right, no, you're right, you're right. I I'm defending, I'm defending. No, you're right, I'm sorry. Don: Four and Thunderbolts didn't really do blockbuster numbers. And those are great movies. Those are great movies, both of them. JRD: Fantastic four was really good. My my my o my Keem: Fantastic for JRD: own my only critique is if she's the same age as you know who, you gotta give her the same role. I don't know. Keem: What are we talking about? JRD: The only Mrs. invisible woman that I consider a visible woman. Don: You talking about Jessica Alba? JRD: J you know Keem: Jessica Alban? JRD: yeah, she's the same age as the new one. If you don't make Keem: huh. JRD: her the same age, you just gotta bring back Jessica Alba. I'm sorry. You either gotta get a young person if they're the same fucking age, you bring back Jessica Alba. Keem: I I see what you mean. Nah Dyl: huh. Keem: but Vanessa Kirby bodied that shit. I liked her performance. She did good. No, she did good. She did good. Don: That was that movie was solid. Acting was solid. Only person I would replace was Pedro Pascal. Only because he just does not look like Reed Richards to me. And I liked him. I liked him. He's fine. Keem: I may I will I'll say they didn't really do I mean it wasn't really like an origin story, like they were already kind of in it. You know what mean? Yeah. Don: He didn't do, they didn't do really good. But that wasn't Reed Richards, bro. Because you know, Reed Richards fucking he's he'll be reading the book. He's yeah, JRD: In his head. In his head. Don: it's in his head and he's stretching all the time, bro. He's always just he'll just be on his phone stretching. He was not stretch. Matter of fact, JRD: good zone. Keem: Yeah. He didn't do enough stretching. He didn't do enough stretching. Don: in the in the climax, that fool was getting pulled. That was hurting. JRD: No, no, no, that's different, that's different. No, no, no. 'Cause like you understand that you know what I always tell you, like you have to add logic to it. Like, you know, if you can stretch, if someone's forcing you to stretch, it's different if you do it your own will. Don: Josh. He's the smartest man on the planet. This guy's forcing me to stretch. Okay, let me stretch myself. It's not that hard. There's no way stretching should be his pain painful to him, bro. Keem: That's a fair point. It's a fair point. Yeah, JRD: That is that is a fair point. Dyl: Yeah. Keem: if you're Mr. Fantastic, stretching can't be your kryptonite. Don: It can't. You scream it in agony. The dude is on power, bro. JRD: Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, no. Dyl: His main superpower. MAS: Yeah. Keem: Nah, but Spider-Man, Don: I don't I'm not I'm not going for that. Keem: Brand New Day, definitely the best MCU movie in the in the MCU? Don: Spider Man Adventure. JRD: What are you ranking at MCU, King? What are you ranking? Yeah. I got a four. Keem: Mm. JRD: I got a four. Keem: What do you got on top of it? Yeah, yeah. Don: Josh, back up from the camera. Dyl: Back up, Josh. JRD: I got a four. I got I got I got Captain America n it no particular order. I got Captain America Civil War above it. I got Avengers, in game, and infinity war above it. Keem: Okay. JRD: I've been for my Don: Ha ha ha. JRD: You disagreeing, you disagree? Keem: I disagree. Endgame. MAS: You can't make up the list on the spot. Keem: Endgame was Endgame was good, but I just didn't really fuck with what they did with my boy Thor. I don't like what they did with Thor for the next like three or movies that he appeared in. I didn't like Thor Love and Thunder. but then Dyl: Agreed. Hated that shit. JRD: fuck or no wrong. Hold on. Keem: Infinity War Infinity War Infinity War I might I might agree. But honestly, I'ma be real. Like watching some of these movies back is just some of it is just like a overuse of fucking CGI and it really takes me out of it sometimes. I'ma be real. But Infinity War definitive okay, I'll I'll give you I'll I might give you that. Dyl: I thought they have to use C G I. Keem: I mean yeah. But like good c but good CGI. I need good CGI, you feel me? Yeah. Don: Okay, what about? Yeah. Dyl: Especially in Infinity War. Don: Yeah, don't just throw that shit out here. JRD: What's the difference in good and bad? Keem: When I could tell like shit. Dyl: Like civil war is bad CGI. Keem: When I could literally almost see the green screen, damn near. Don: yeah, but it was good. JRD: Bro, if they're in fucking space you know Dyl: Yeah. JRD: it's fake. Keem: I know it's fake, but it don't gotta look like, you know? I'm talking like Av the first Avatar movie. JRD: No, I have question. So what Guardians is Guardian is bad CGI? Don: No. Keem: No, they had some pretty good CGI. Nah. JRD: If you say guardians is bad sea GIU just on like space shit. Dyl: No, that was great. Keem: No, no. It's got good CGI. But I'm saying like nah, they got good they got good CGI. There's JRD: Okay, never mind. I'll dude continue, continue, 'cause that I like if you don't like guarding your CGI Keem: good CGI. Like the Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Don: I'm a I'm a I'm a pivot a little bit, but since you got Dylan, you said that the MCU was back. What Dyl: Yeah. Don: is the DCU in trouble? Because over here on the other side, we got a a solo character dropping billion dollars in box office, bro. Like Dyl: Was the what's the most recent like two or three DC Supergirl? It was Don: DTU? So they only they only dropped three. Keem: Supergirl. I haven't seen that yet, but JRD: Super gros, super gross. Super gross Keem: I heard it's pretty JRD: no fucking money. Don: Supergirl was ass. Superman was I like Superman. Dyl: I didn't watch Supergirl yet. I like Superman though. I like Superman. JRD: Understood. Keem: Superman was great. Dyl: What about Don: dropping Clayface in Halloween. Dyl: Is that it of a new one? Don: Clayface is coming out in Halloween. Eager. I think so too. Keem: Wait, would you say Yeah. Clayface is gonna be a good Dyl: Clayface is gonna be good. Clayface is gonna be good, I think. JRD: yeah, Keem: one. Back up? JRD: too many guys, the hat box will be watching. Co the hat box will be watching Keem: you muted yourself. You ain't Don: No, I've used that for a little bit. Dyl: Yeah. JRD: Very new to me. Keem: gotta mute yourself. MAS: Yeah. Don: It's full of hacking, bruh. Or you say go, go. Dyl: Alright. Wha what was the question? Keem: Ha ha JRD: The hat box will be in New York. Dyl: Fuck, what was the question? What was the question? Don: I said, is the is the DCU in trouble when we got Spider Man over here making this much money breaking box office. Dyl: Yeah yeah they're yeah they're in trouble. They're they're not even that's Keem: Yeah. I I don't Don: They're in trouble, right? Dyl: the thing, they didn't even do bad with Superman. They're just they're just far Don: They didn't do bad and it it wasn't Dyl: behind right now. They're far behind. Keem: They're I yeah, I don't think they're in trouble. I think they're still at the beginning of the DCU. So it's I don't think that it's like you know, Superman was a great movie. very comic book accurate, very bad Don: I think it the best Superman movie, live action. Keem: yeah, no, I I'll I'll h I'll agree on that. That shit was fire. Dyl: Yeah. Felt like a comic book. Don: You said nope? You like Minnesota better? Moss Dyl: No. Keem: Moss? Don: You shake your head, no. MAS: No, I was shaking this full Josh drinking more. Dyl: Ha ha ha Keem: nah, yeah. I think I mean once the DCU gets a little bit more fleshed out, I think it's gonna be good. I think lanterns is probably gonna be good. Don: Lanterns. The trailers for it look boring though, but I have faith in it. Keem: I I think it's gonna be good. I think they're saving some shit. But Don: But what's that? Where's Batman at? They see Spider Man doing numbers. They just start throwing Batman out there. They they gotta fight back, bro. Not Matt Rees, DCU. Keem: They could, but bat I mean the Matt Reeves, Batman two, that Dyl: They they do. Keem: DCU, I JRD: Yeah. Keem: don't know. I mean Bravin the Bull, Batman, I don't know when that's coming out, but they're gonna have to start getting it getting it going. They're gonna have to choose their Batman and and start this shit up. But Don: It is Keem: I genuinely think that honestly, Don: What are you about to say, Mark? Keem: nah Spider-Man versus you said what? Dyl: Do they have an actor? Do they have an actor for Batman yet? Don: No, I don't think I'm the actor yet. Keem: No, they don't. They haven't chosen one yet. but Spider Man w okay, for y'all, what was a better movie? Spider Man or Superman? Don: Spider Man. Keem: Okay. Dyl: Spider Man. Yeah, easy. Don: Go Josh. Stay on topic. JRD: picking back off what what you said, J D, I do feel that A Batman movie has to be good to do the numbers that Spider Man did. I feel like if if you look at it, majority Dyl: Well, obviously. JRD: no no no no no no. MAS: Yeah. JRD: No no what I what I was saying, Dyl: Yeah. JRD: even bad Spider Man movies are gonna do fucking numbers. You look you look at Don: Yeah. JRD: like now a bad Spider Man movie is gonna do far more numbers than a bad Batman movie. A bad Batman movie can ruin someone's career. When George Clooney did that Batman movie, it almost ruined his career to the point that he was personally giving people money for the tickets they spent on the movie. Keem: I'm gonna be real though. Like, JRD: And you got Yeah. Don: So Keem: Spider-Man is such a JRD: Iconic character. Keem: iconic character to the point we see so much of him in different like bro, like we have so much media. We have so much media that Spider-Man, we JRD: Like the New York is real. Keem: got the we got the Across the Spider-Ver. We got obviously Tom Holland. We got the Insomniac Spider Spider-Man games, we got Spider-Man Noir earlier this year. Like, bro, like JRD: Yeah, no but bro But no but but but keen Don: Yeah, that's JRD: keeping not Don: why. JRD: not just that like you know there's people who own BMWs that are getting mad that when they turn on their car, there's a fucking Spider-Man ad in it. Spider Man has so much fucking like you know like he said he is that a car company is putting ads when you turn the car on. Don: In their car, on their screen. JRD: That's crazy. The screen, you know the screen Keem: Damn bro. They gotta update to they gotta upgrade Dyl: Are they doing that? Keem: to BMW plus, bro. I don't know. JRD: No, even Dyl: I had I had no idea that was a thing. JRD: after it was for every single MAS: Ha ha. Keem: I didn't know those things I JRD: It wa no, it Don: Yeah. JRD: was the thing like yeah, like they got pissed off. Mer it could have been Mercedes. Don: You said they gotta upgrade the BMW plus. Dyl: B BMW plus. Holy. JRD: It could have been Mercedes. No, it could have been Merced I'm sorry, it could have been Mercedes. Don: Hey, but the MCU, they've been doing people with melanin dirty. Over the course of their blade. Yeah, we don't got a blade yet. They announced that shit in twenty nineteen. They announced that shit in twenty nineteen, bro. Keem: Blade. Blade. What the fuck? Y'all had Mahershula Ali. Y'all had Mahershula all Dyl: bro, they fumbled that shit. Keem: e. He was out here under contract do like practicing practicing the way of the sword. Actually. Don: He was ready. Yeah, he was out there practicing with blades. All right, they got rid of Blade. Where's Monica Rambeau? I haven't seen her since Marvel's. Wonder Man. Wonder Man was one of their better shows. Keem: Facts. Where's Wonderman season two? Cancel. Wonderman Dyl: Yeah. MAS: Yeah. Dyl: Bro. Keem: was the best Marvel show in a minute. JRD: Yeah. I thought Falcon was Captain America. Dyl: What about the fucking JRD: Why the fuck is old Captain America back? Don: They need his help. Were you about to say Master? Keem: They need his mm. JRD: Ridiculous. MAS: I was gonna say I heard that some people Dyl: Yeah, and then MAS: were kinda mad that they didn't keep the the woman lead for Black Panther. JRD: No. That's ignorant. No, that's ignorant. Nobody Don: Shuri? Yeah. They had like no reason to drop her. Keem: sure. I think I think I think MAS: But I don't know the reasoning. I just saw a post about it. JRD: wants a woman team. I'm sorry. MAS: Whoa. JRD: I got no I gotta say something. No no no. I gotta say something. I don't like and people may disagree with me. I don't like when companies try to like appease everyone because at the end of the day, the average fucking girl doesn't wanna watch a a a Marvel movie. Like you know it's shit MAS: They're more inclined to watch it Keem: But but MAS: if there's Keem: girls JRD: No, Keem: still do. But girls still do. JRD: they're not more inclined to watch that's why shit flops. That's Dyl: la JRD: why shit flops. People think if I make like four Don: He's he's not saying it's gonna make money, but they are more inclined to watch it when they have representation in the movie. JRD: If they're more inclined to watch, that means you'll make more money, no? So no if you say if someone's inclined to watch something, Don: that's not that's two different things. Just because you're inclined to do it doesn't mean you'll do it. JRD: Then I mean that an inclined to do it. If they're inclined to do it and they don't do it, that means you're incorrect. If someone's a client to do something, that means the average the average person that's inclined to do it is gonna do it. No. They tried to do Don: Everyone has free will. JRD: that with the fucking Marvels and it bombed. They tried to do the World Wonder Woman and it bombed. They tried to do it with the Miss Marvel TV show and it bombed. There's certain MAS: I mean, I agree. JRD: that there's certain things in society that isn't that's male dominated and that's okay. Don: All right, but let's MAS: Yeah, I a hundred percent agree. I was just saying like that's what I heard. JRD: Like no no cause they're trying to do it and it's even mad 'cause like no one's watching it. It's like Don: Okay, but let's MAS: Just like the WNBA, right? Keem: There's people watching me. JRD: JD likes the WNBA, so I can't speak for that. A I know a lot of people who love basketball Don: It's not it's not compared. JRD: that watch WNBA, so I can't speak for that. Don: Okay, but is MCU racist? Because they've been doing my people dirty lately. And I want to know. I've been ignoring it for so long. JRD: Our people. Keem: I think that I think that they definitely have JRD: I don't see coincidence. Keem: a sense of urgency Don: You think it's a coincidence? Keem: that is not JRD: Yeah. Keem: there with their black characters. Don: you dropped Ghost Rider instead of Blade? You announced Blade twenty nineteen, bro. You had a two time Oscar winning actor ready, c fully committed. Yeah, that invites problems, but that's because Keem: And they're talking about some shit like, it i we just couldn't get it off the ground, like I that's bullshit. MAS: Clearly there's problems. Don: they're doing too much. You don't think Keem: I don't even think that's an excuse though because like what Dyl: Yeah. MAS: You don't know what's going on behind closed doors. Don: Bro. Every every person everybody attached to the movie? Dyl: Yeah. And w w what happened with what happened with Spider Verse? Keem: we we don't but like what what do we even have that to compare it to though? No, that's coming out in March next year. Don: That shit in this that won't take a long because of the animation. 'Cause that's a very meticulous process. JRD: And and and to make Keem: Yeah. And Shamik Moore's a weirdo. Dyl: they had the JRD: it more than a fucking word, I think it's Dyl: Yeah. JRD: all bro. Creepy ass nigga, bro. Keem: Yeah. Don: But but but the for the Keem: Yeah. Don: Blaze and specifically you have the showrunners coming out talking, you have the actors coming out talking, like, yo, we've been ready to do this forever. If they up there wanted to do it, we would have got it done. They have the money, they have the resources. Keem: That is a JRD: You think a and you know you know what the Road Parliament's JD? The real problem is it's like what I when I told you guys in the group chat, there's people who are actual like activists that care and there's people who want to seem like they're activists and caring. It's like like if it's a Dyl: Yeah. Yeah. JRD: black movie, we have to put a whole bunch of stuff Dyl: What? JRD: about the black truck and this and that to show that we care about black people. It's blade. He just can be fucking Dyl: Yeah. JRD: up vampires and be cool and that's gonna be a top tier Blade movie. He doesn't have to come and fucking Don: We already got playing content. Keem: That's JRD: the Jim Crow South. He doesn't have to do a racism. Keem: That's why you that's why Dyl: Mm-hmm. Keem: if you're Kevin Feige, you th you lob that shit to Ryan Kugler and you say, take care, you got it. Don: my god. Or let Jo let JRD: Yeah. Don: Jordan Pill make it and make it like a horror movie. There's just so many actors you can go. I know, I know, I'm okay, Keem: That too. Easy. There the thing is JRD: Junior Bill turned it down. Remember I remember I sent you that shit, JD? Don: I understand, I'm just saying, but there's other horror directors out there in the world, bro. MAS: Bruh, there's clearly some I think I agree with Josh. I think it's a coincidence and I think there's complexities that we have no idea and that it's just making it for some reason. Keem: But the thing is we don't have Don: It's a lot of coincidences, Keem: anything to compare that to though. Like we we haven't seen Don: bro. Armor wars in the get pushed through. JRD: It is. Keem: something that's been literally announced at a Marvel like expo. And then just literally never get off the we have nothing to compare it to other than itself. Literally. It's never happened. And it's bla and it's not like it Don: Nothing. Nothing. That's never happened, bro. Just we're not doing it anymore. Why? Why we doing it? Keem: was some brand new, no one heard of this actor. It's Mahershala Ali, a fucking killer actor. One of the best actors in our judgment. MAS: But I think the actors the JRD: And I think bad did more harm than MAS: actors are the last person JRD: good. Because you have to look where did Mahershula get his first Oscar for? Fucking Moonlight when he when he's playing a character who's a father figure to a black person who sells drugs also a homosexual. So when they look at the and they look at the character and it and then he played in an Oscar winning film in I forgot the the Green Book. Don: I have nothing to do about it. Nothing to avoid. This is this is why if you wanna say it, this is why Blade's not getting through. Thinking too much about it. JRD: Look at him as okay. It has to be immortal than some cool dude killing vampires. Let's bleed. He just could be cool killing vampires. Like I Don: He could do it. JRD: Yeah, we don't care. Like they wanna be politically correct. Don: I don't think that has I don't think Marsha Lee, if unless they were like Marshall Lee wanted to write part of it and they didn't want to that, even then, bro, like who cares? It's better than nothing. MAS: See I think they know JRD: No no Jerry MAS: that, bruh. I think the actor is the last person Keem: When you have a big name when you have a MAS: that they need on board, bruh. The actor just shows up. JRD: They do not Don: I think so too. MAS: The actor just shows up and plays like you said, it seems like a easy or semi easy role to play, right? So JRD: They don't wanna get canceled. They don't wanna make a movie that's at for face value. And that's okay with Blade. He's just a cool black guy that kills vampires. Don: But think about it, bro. One of them one of their other big high selling movies were was also Black Panther, a solo black superhero. JRD: Exactly. And the first Black Panther had what? The first Black Panther had what? But but but Don: A whole entire ensemble is black. So like did JRD: like what was the meaning behind Black Panther? The last scene alone. Like what a Black Panther could do about a Black Panther? Don: But I'm t okay, Josh, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm saying they had to do all that extra shit for Black Panther. There's a lot of nuance that went into that movie. A lot of hidden meaning and all that shit. They don't gotta do that with Blade. They don't gotta do that blade. They don't gotta look for that. They don't gotta make JRD: Yes. Yes. And they have it for they have the different area. They feel they have to because they're Keem: There was no nuance for Blade. JRD: fake woke. They're fake like they want to seem as Keem: No, they don't. They may think that they have to. JRD: well. shit, well Black Panther made a homebrew movie because Don: Racism. JRD: they have so many nuances. We have to do that with Blade. Don: They haven't they also okay, fuck they're not doing blade. They're also not doing armor wars. That's a show they announced with Roadie. JRD: You d you don't want can you name another black TV show that came out? What's the other black TV show that came out? Don: Ironheart. They they rushed Ironheart. They did not advertise Ironheart Keem: Ironheart. That was a bad show though. Don: at all. That's another reason why I shouldn't go for it. They never advertised it. They never marketed it. Never marketed it. That's racism. JRD: And Ironheart was and Ironheart was wor Einheart Dyl: Damn. I forgot about Ironhart. I'm not even gonna lie. I forgot about that shit. JRD: was so listen. There's a place in LA that's owned by a family in Lou from Louisiana from for a long time ago. It's called Harold's and Harold's and Bills. They have really good garlic bread and they have really good like fucking food and shit like that. Really good soul food. They bring up that place and she lives in fucking Chicago. Her mom goes, I got Harold's and Bill's garlic bread and she lives in fucking Chicago. It's like No, I said her mother. Her mother brought it. Don: Okay, but she also flies a flying suit that shoots blasts out his hands. But you draw the line when her mom eats out at a LA restaurant in Chicago. Come on. JRD: Her it was episode one before she built the ship when she was still rugging still being a MIT. Don: Regardless, regardless. JRD: No, no, no. They didn't explain how she went to Harrisonville. She surprised her mother. The mother surprised her with it. Don: Let's stick let's let's stick let's stick to the point. Let's stick to the let's stick to the let's stick to the point. Let's Dyl: Dude, I forgot what we were talking about, I'll be honest with you. JRD: No no I no my no Don: stick to the point. You talking about fucking restaurant chains, bro. JRD: my my point is this they're Dyl: Yeah. JRD: more focused on like showing how they care about a black community and sis and culture Don: Culture, yeah. Okay. Dyl: yeah, yeah, yeah. JRD: instead of focusing on the fucking character. Harrison Bills is the Los Angeles stable. She lives in fucking Chicago. MAS: You don't have to. JRD: Like you know, if you wanna talk about Chicago shit shit, there's fucking Harold's chicken. Why couldn't you go to Harrow's chicken and get some fucking roads and some chicken? Why you bring the place in fucking LA? That's fake woke. That's fake woke. They just say, here, we're just shoving shit down your mouth Dyl: You talk about restaurants now. MAS: Yeah. Stop worrying about the food, Josh. JRD: to to make sure people care about it. And that's why I get so angry, and that's why Blade fail. Cause one thing about Blade, he's just a cool black guy. Don: That's why Blayfeld. JRD: He's not about like outing black people. He just a black nigga that kills vampires and we're okay with that. Don: You said you had a how you really feel on deck, Moss? MAS: Yeah. But Don: Or is it between MAS: I think that the way traffic is honestly it's kind of like not even on the line what we're talking about, but I've been commuting an hour forty-five or hour thirty hour forty-five every day for work and I think the problem and this is obviously just trying to get a conversation. The problem with society can be shown within how traffic flows on the freeway and even on city streets. I think people are too caught up in their own worlds and not looking out to help out people around them and that they're so caught up and just completely clueless to what's going on around them and it's causing people to be backed up, causing all these problems. You got accidents on the side of the road, on the other side of the freeway, and then there's traffic on my side because people are worried about what's going on over there instead of worrying about getting to your destination. People are not goal-oriented anymore. It's just just pure laziness. Bro. Dyl: Maz be raging every morning going to work. Don: Hey, but I was talking to somebody recently about that shit. I was like, What makes you mad? And what came up for me was I genuinely really only get mad during the day is when I'm driving. Because people like you said, MAS: Yes, bro. I y'all know me pretty well. You know it takes a lot to make me mad. And I don't hate a lot of things in this world, except for the Dodgers. But I hate, hate, hate traffic and just shitty drivers, Keem: Mm-hmm. JRD: Right. MAS: bro. They are the worst. It's it's crazy to say, but if I was ever president, Don: Coming to earth. MAS: bro, if I was a president, the first things I'd be changing is traffic laws. JRD: Dig it. MAS: The left lane Don: Mm-hmm. MAS: is for ninety miles per hour or higher. Don: Whoa. JRD: Well no Miguel Miguel talk your shit. I don't buy. I don't buy. MAS: The only reason no look at listen hold on hold on I I still got ninety seconds. Hold on, look at. Dyl: The Keem: No, no, let him get let him let him get to it. Let him get to it. Don: Fuck it, I'm raising speed limit thirty, MAS: Hold up, hold up. The only reason that speeding Don: thirty miles per hour. Let's go. Dyl: I don't know. MAS: is a problem is because our roads are so shitty. If we had good roads, Don: Yeah. MAS: if our tax dollars went to freaking building our roads properly, we had an autoban like the way they have in Germany, I'd be flying on that B Z. I got a ticket. Don: Also, yeah, we're like JRD: I got I Don: the worst drivers out of all the countries. JRD: I gotta cut you off. Miguel I I gotta say it's area to area. As someone you know my job now someone has to travel from Orange County to LA County and shit on my previous job. I gotta say it just depends on the the common income for the area. 'Cause when I'm driving a one on one and it's in downtown the downtown It's disgusting. Like I feel so bad. No no no no MAS: LA yeah, LA's different, right? JRD: no no I I get depressed Dyl: bro. JRD: when I drive through there. But the road smooth as fuck. No potholes, shit like that. So like the traffic is still Don: Regardless, the drivers are still bad. Dyl: Yeah. That traffic over there is fucking crazy though. MAS: I agree. Look, what I'm trying JRD: fucked up. Dyl: Yeah. MAS: the reason I I'm obviously like speeding definitely causes accidents. I'm obviously going JRD: No, no, no. MAS: doing well. Hold on, listen. But the thing I think the problem with today's drivers is no one knows how to speed. They don't know when to speed. The problem, the traffic comes up on merging on and off of freeways because that right lane is either going too slow and that person merging on goes too slow or too fast. They push that car over. Then that car breaks and then that car breaks and then everyone it's just a literally a cyclical all the way down. If everyone who knew how to speed and stay in their lane, again, this is symbolic to life. Stay in your freaking lane, know where you belong, and freaking go at the speed that needs to be for s traffic to flow so we can all get to our destination. That's all. JRD: Can I say something, Miguel? Keem: I'm a be I'm a I'm a JRD: There's one thing you gotta realize it's like population. Like not just when it comes to MAS: I'm on my Thano ship, bruh. JRD: the comes to the auto buying and shit like that. You have to understand Don: Driving will get a lot better at that, I ain't gonna lie. JRD: how many people are people live in America, not just America. How many people Don: Hey, those five years during the blip, there's like no accidents. JRD: live in exactly how many people Keem: Yeah. JRD: live in LA alone? Like you think about the auto buying? Like Don: No, that's not true, bro. No. JRD: I didn't even no no, I didn't even look this shit up, but I guarantee you there's more niggas in California than in Germany. Don: Okay, but I went to Rio, bro. Those JRD: I'll put a thousand dollars. Don: dudes are driving crazy out there. No accidents. And that's way more condensed. JRD: It's because it's population wise. MAS: They know how to drive, bro. They know how to drive. Don: What what? They know how to drive, I'm telling you. They're it's a lot of people. They don't got roads. It's just tart and like bricks over there sometimes. Keem: But the thing is the thing is the thing is we no we honestly if car but car but car dominated Dyl: This zoo josh This zoo Josh. JRD: No, it's population. It's just population. After Tras Mega has better drivers. Keem: but car dominated cities like how it is throughout all Dyl: Josh, you gotta back up, man. Keem: of California. You are o you are JRD: I don't like to fit for him out this way. Don: Yeah. Dyl: Ha. Keem: Cal California is so car dependent. Don: Card opinion. Keem: that you know they the public transit is damn near non existent for a for a good chunk of of California. You're gonna have you're gonna JRD: That's the different reason why. A key. Keem: have so many people on the road, that much more people on the road who shouldn't be on the road, who should just be taking a fucking train to wherever they're fucking going or a bus. But everybody has to drive a car Don: I can. Keem: in that area. So that's what it is. I like honestly I would Minnesota's public transit is cool, but it's So the traffic out here is pretty smooth in general. Like there's not really much. I mean JRD: No, but but But Keen, but but Baquin, but Keen, real shit. There's a reason for that. I don't wanna get into because the hackbox were not were not political at all. But there's a reason for that shit. Like for example, most of the plants and trees in California are males so they can't produce fruit. All that shit was planned. I'll text it to you separately. No I I I never cap. I'll text it to you separately, but there's a reason Don: Josh. JRD: why. Yeah. Keem: How we get how we get to the trees though? MAS: Tangent. Don: Why JRD: No Don: are we talking about trees right now, bruh? Get to the point. Fuck. MAS: Tangent. JRD: no no because we No let me let me explain, let me explain. fucking transportation is because they wanna Keem: Okay, yeah, tie back, tie back, tie back, tie JRD: keep you Keem: back. JRD: with money able to transport and that are broke fucked over. There is whole bunch of fucking b before there were street cars in LA and shit like that and nobody was buying cars and they sell shit like poor people are outside were able to get to the city easily. Let's let's finish that. So they sold all the companies to they sold all like the streetcars and buses to Don: Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. MAS: Yeah. JRD: you know you you couldn't be an arm drunk button they they sh they they I wanna Don: Lock in, lock in. MAS: No. I'm not you're not wrong, I'm sure, but this is JRD: No no let let me let me let me walk let me let me let Don: Like it's not what we're talking about at all. JRD: I know but no I'm I'm just saying the reason for that isn't because of like how California is because like they wanted to keep a certain amount of people down and not be able to to to Don: Do you know what his high rules was? Dyl: I be thinking the same thing every day, Josh. Keem: Ha ha ha. JRD: No no no, but it's it's it's it's it's it it's the true shit, like you know, like like I wrote a fucking paper on this shit, you know, in my classes in college. I have evidence for it. I'll send you guys all fucking links if you guys want me to. The the difference between New York and fucking California, New York was able to monetize traveling but with a car. MAS: Okay. JRD: Alay Dyl: I miss driving. JRD: couldn't do that. Alay couldn't do that. Don: Josh, what are we talking about? JRD: No, because he he brought up transportation. The reason why they don't have transportation MAS: We're just Dyl: Bro, I mean JRD: in LA is for monetary Don: God damn. JRD: reasons. They can't hear us yet. They won't go to hear us, bro. We should Dyl: I'm over here like what link is he s what link is he sending me? He gonna send me what link? What? MAS: I my how you really feel was literally all I was trying to say. JRD: you just be in MAS: Was that the world or not the world, but I guess I'm only talking about California 'cause that's where I live. That that people are just too selfish and that's why there's traffic on the road, bruh. Yeah, that's how I really feel. Don: That's how you feel. But Josh talk about New York monetizing transportation and automobiles compared to LA. Yo, what are we doing today? MAS: And fresh fruit growing on trees, male plants. Talking about punnett squares. Dyl: That's it. JRD: No, no, you know, you you you guys are making jokes about it and that's how they were able to like get seeing what they're doing. Don: this what are you what are you drinking right now? Dyl: Yeah. JRD: That doesn't Keem: Had to see. JRD: matter. That doesn't matter. Don: No, it does matter 'cause I will unders I will understand w what what type of mo mode are you on. MAS: Yeah. JRD: No, no, no, and i it it's because of this you you know what major I had in college and shit and like that. And like what no Don: What's gotta do with how driving JRD: and and what I do for a living is to have a better understanding Dyl: Yeah. JRD: of how the world works and how policies affect people. No, what what MAS: Wasn't that deep though. That's what the whole point, bruh. JRD: King was talk I'm gonna say what King was talking about, the reason why transportation, public transportation is bad in LA, it was done on purpose. MAS: Okay, okay. All right. Don: Okay, you got it. I Keem: Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up. Let me Don: believe you, a hundred percent. Keem: let me let me chime in real quick. The what I was trying to get to with the public transportation shit. You go to a place that's like has a really good like public transportation system. Don: New York or Europe. Keem: You get less of that selfishness in the culture just naturally because people are outside, Don: Camary. Keem: they are speaking with each other, they are like in the same place, going to like whatever destination that they're going to, but you're forced to like interact with each other. So you are less in your own bubble. The less the more isolated you are in your own car, the less you're gonna give a fuck about anybody. JRD: I d I I I MAS: A great contribution, Keem. Thank you for adding to the conversation. Keem: Thank you. Don: Also also I've been talking about this recently, this whole week, honestly. I hate when people are you're driving, you gotta get over the car, five cars down, sees you're trying to get over, and they get to you and they still they speed up so you can get over. Like you're scummer to earth. Scum of the earth. my god. I'll be in a rush and I MAS: I'm saying, bro, there's pieces of shit on the road and they're the reason why it's just Don: will stop and let somebody over. And I drive fast and I drive impatient, but like I see you trying to get over it. Let me let JRD: You were officer. Don: me let you in. Let me at the let me let you in. Dyl: You guys need to invest in a bike. Don: Hundred percent, but MAS: I'm not biking an hour and forty five minute drive. Keem: He gon he gon Don: Yeah. I could bite Dyl: Yeah. Keem: yeah, he gon he gonna be on that bike for five hours. Fuck. Don: to my job actually. I for sure can bite to my job. I gotta carry gear though. All right, Keem, you wanna do the our hack of the week? Which you you understand that concept, right? Just a tip or whatever. Something a hack, you know what I mean? Keem: Yeah, I mean I'm just piggyback off of Maz's point. I mean the thing is, you know, people, especially in this age, social media, everything, everybody tr tends to be a little bit kinda like stuck in their own world, very kind of narrow minded, not really tryna Trying to interact or like, you know, like at the end of the day, like, you know, JD said you you'll be in a rush, but you'll let someone over. Because in in reality, how is that really gonna delay you getting to your destination? You know what I mean? Everybody, like, if you're going to the same place, everybody gonna get there around the same time. So it's like, JRD: I agree. Keem: you know, real shit, just kinda, you know, try to be try to be a good person. You know, on some Spider-Man shit, you know, look out for one another. Look out for one another. Don't try to do it all on your own and shit, you know. Don: Friendly neighborhood key. Dyl: Be both on some Spider Man shit. Be both. Be a good person. And be a fucking and be a piece of shit. I'm playing. Keem: Friendly neighborhood came on that. Be both. Be both. Be both. Be a good person, but also be ready to throw them hands at any given moment. Don: Bo. That shit was heat, though. That shit was heat. MAS: Emo JRD: Stop hacking, Dylan. Dylan, stop hacking. MAS: There we go. Don: Also, A Yeah. Be both. Fuck it. Be be ready to cut off MAS: Yeah. Don: somebody and throw the fucking middle finger out the window, bro. Let's do it. You've gotta do it sometimes. Keem: Okay. JRD: Yeah. And I gotta say, Dyl: Yeah. JRD: Keem, there was a lot of shit you said that I agree with, but last time when I was agreeing with you, I got made fun of. So I couldn't do it. So I couldn't agree with you. Like niggas handle niggas, I agree with you, Kim. It's crazy. Yeah, bro. Don: my god, just to let you know. Just to let you know I agree with a lot of stuff you said, but they won't let me. Dyl: here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I've been I've been wait I've been waiting to bring it up. I've been waiting to bring it up. Keem: Ha ha ha MAS: Why'd you even bring it up, bruh? We we're not even gonna talk about it. Don: That's crazy. Hey, also Dill, before before we head out of here, I know we ain't had Dill in like three weeks. Let's just do a bonus segment real quick and just you gotta how you really feel on deck or what? Dyl: shit. let's see. JRD: I got a question for you if you don't gotta hire where you feel. MAS: Tell us what's up. Dyl: yeah yeah. Go go ahead. JRD: If you put a diagram right now, what was the last thing you would say to the American population? The last words, what words would you live by? Dyl: Hey, s say say all right, say you MAS: Josh, back Keem: Nick No Dyl: gotta say that one more time. MAS: up. Don: Ha. JRD: I'm sorry. If you were dying right now and you had a few words to give to the American population, what would it be? Dyl: It would be Keem: Ha ha ha. MAS: Yeah. Dyl: few words to give to the American population. Don: Yo, what are you drinking, bro? Keem: Hennessy. MAS: This was JRD: He's an American. Don: Isn't it? Dyl: J like just the American population? JRD: War too, Charlie War Too. Keem: The world. Dyl: Whoa. Don: Why are you saluting? Dyl: I would say JRD: You know why? Dyl: I would say I'd probably try to say something inspirational. JRD: And that would be where. Keem: Ha ha ha. Dyl: okay. MAS: Josh, stop saluting. JRD: Okay. Dyl: I would say It and it's this is something that my dad told me a long time ago. I would say you're gonna step on a shit ton of roses or thorns before you lay in the bed of roses. And that j that pretty much just means JRD: No. Dyl: that pretty much means you get to work, you know what mean? Get to work. JRD: Mmm Get the fucking work. Don: Josh, Josh. Look, go like this, Josh. Dyl: Yeah. Keem: Work hard, play hard. Don: Put your hands on your desk and your arms should not bend at all. At no point. When Dyl: Put your hands behind your back. Don: your arms bend, that means you're getting too close. You feel me? Keep it straight. JRD: Right. Keem: Bro, you be talking to your mic like you're Batman and it's like a criminal like smoking dope or some shit. Dyl: Bro, you'd be on the joker Don: I have a vengeance. JRD: And Kim King. I also guess one Dyl: you'd be on your you'd be you'd be on JRD: thing. It's just a coincidence that every time King's on a park that that I'm drunk. You know what I'm saying? It's just a coincidence. Don: my god. This is crazy. Hey MAS: What do mean? Cap Cap. Don: King, I'm not always like this, King. I'm not always like this, I promise. Yo, what the fuck? Hey, what are you hey Josh again? What are you drinking, bro? Dyl: Bro Keem: I don't know. JRD: No, no, no. It's like niggas know like it's like it's a huh? Don: What are you drinking so we don't have to get this in New York? JRD: I'll say you, I'll say, I'll say. MAS: This will have the backdrop. He's like, you gonna see the sphere? Look at my backdrop. Keem: Yeah, yeah, and it's sea. Yeah. Yeah, it's the heme. Yeah. MAS: I knew it was that heem. I knew it was the heme, bro. Don: Yeah, we're not touch we're not touching Hennessy, bro. We're not touching Hennessy. This full second. Dyl: Dude, I'm coming down for my drunk. JRD: What happened was I I'm more of a decilla drinker and a person I'm I bought the bottle up my my boy, Keem: That handybott would beg to differ. JRD: he's not even drinking, so I'm drinking all of it. Keem: This isn't me. Don: King, I'm not usually like this, I promise. JRD: And Don: Hey yo. JRD: nigga. Don't do in that fucking shit, bro. You gotta relax. You gotta relax. This is crazy, bro. Dyl: Dude man Keem: Ha ha. Don: Hey look look what happened when you leave, Dill, bruh. Look what happens when you leave, bruh. You come back to this for Josh. Keem: Ha ha ha. Dyl: what the fuck fuck I come back to bruh. Come on. JRD: All right, right, all right. Let's just stop a quote and we just talk now. We're done. Don: Got a little show, man. Hey, shout out for Dylan coming back. Dyl: We outside. We outside. Keem: Shout out Dale. Don: We always take our parents. MAS: Boys. Keem: Thank you for your service, big dog. Don: This guy got too Dyl: Shut the fuck up. Don: busy for us. He got too big for us, man. He got too JRD: Our first answer. Don: big for us, bro. And shout out Keen for showing up with us. Straight out of Minnesota. Coal like Minnesota. Coal like Minnesota. Keem: Right now it's hot and humid in this bitch, but it's gonna get cold. JRD: In Minnesota, riverside_104_your_s-wvEFWmR6n: Alright man, that's the hackbox. Thanks for tuning in. Make sure you guys stay tapped in every single week. we got new episodes every week. we were talking about sports, pop culture, whatever you can name, bro. 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