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Mic Drop Comedy Chandler _ Comedian Ryan Rogers(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Mic Drop podcast. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Sari Beliak, your host, and we're off to a good
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  Speaker 1: start already. I'm so excited because The comedian that we
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  Speaker 1: have this week is not only super hilarious and funny,
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  Speaker 1: he's also a friend of mine. At least I think
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  Speaker 1: we're friends. I hope so. Maybe it's just like a
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  Speaker 1: parasocial relationship online. I'm so excited. Please welcome Ryan Rogers. Yay!
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  Speaker 2: My God, thank you for having me. Let me clear
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  Speaker 2: that up top that we are friends and I absolutely
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  Speaker 2: adore you. You are one of the, especially in standup comedy,
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  Speaker 2: you don't meet people off the bat who are so
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  Speaker 2: kind and warm and like carry the light that you do.
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  Speaker 2: And you're wonderful. Big fan.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be doing the complimenting here and making people uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Sari show. I'm so excited that you're
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  Speaker 1: here and that you're coming to visit us in Chandler.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Arizona before? Have you performed
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  Speaker 1: in Arizona yet?
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  Speaker 2: I thought I hadn't. I was like, well, I've never
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  Speaker 2: been to Arizona. This is my first time. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 2: My husband was like, no, dumbass. We went to the
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  Speaker 2: Grand Canyon. I was like, oh, you're so right. I
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  Speaker 2: forgot that when we moved from San Francisco to New
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  Speaker 2: Orleans during the pandemic, that we had done a lot
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  Speaker 2: of cross-country sightseeing and stuff. And so that was one
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  Speaker 2: of our stops. And I completely blocked that out. But yes,
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  Speaker 2: I've been to Arizona. I never first came to comedy, though.
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  Speaker 2: This is my first time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's very exciting. So are you from New Orleans?
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking you are originally from New Orleans. Is
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  Speaker 1: that right?
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  Speaker 2: That's right. I was born and raised in New Orleans,
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  Speaker 2: which a lot of people don't know people can be
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  Speaker 2: from here. It's kind of like Vegas, where you can
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  Speaker 2: be from New Orleans. Yes, I was born and raised
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  Speaker 2: in the city. Hurricane Katrina was my senior year in
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  Speaker 2: high school. So I bounced around a little bit after that.
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  Speaker 2: I stayed in Louisiana for college and then stuck around,
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  Speaker 2: worked here in the advertising industry for a bit. And
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  Speaker 2: then around 2017, moved to San Francisco and worked for Google. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: And I worked for Google Ads and YouTube. And I
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  Speaker 2: was the messaging lead on the 2018 Global Google Pride campaign.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was a creative director at Pandora, the
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  Speaker 2: music app. And then I've since worked in some kind
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  Speaker 2: of advertising capacity as a day job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. So you've had like real grownup jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have, whether I like it or not.
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  Speaker 1: Not just the comedian, which I feel like is like a,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the child's dream, you know, like working for
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  Speaker 1: chicken fingers and tickets. Like you've had like legit good jobs.
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  Speaker 2: I have. I'm very proud of my resume and my portfolio.
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  Speaker 2: It's taken a lot of work. I had a very
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  Speaker 2: unhealthy relationship with work and my relationship with stand-up comedy
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  Speaker 2: is the same and requires the same discipline to pull
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  Speaker 2: back and restructure and find some harmony. But it's always
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  Speaker 2: been that way with me in my career. I throw
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  Speaker 2: myself into it and then my significant other or family
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  Speaker 2: or whatever has to check me quite often to find
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  Speaker 2: the balance. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One thing I remember, so I initially saw you, I
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  Speaker 1: met you at Altercation Comedy Festival. Shout out JT Haberset.
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  Speaker 1: That's a wonderful festival in Austin. I don't remember if
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  Speaker 1: it was two years ago or three years ago that
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  Speaker 1: I met you.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's got to be two because I've only
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  Speaker 2: done two. Did you do two years in a row?
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 2: I had so much fun the first time I needed
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  Speaker 2: to come back. And so I got to headline this
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  Speaker 2: previous October and it was, I can't say enough good
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  Speaker 2: things about JT and that festival, you know, the vibes
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  Speaker 2: at that festival are like the, I think it's one
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  Speaker 2: of the best comedy festivals in America, hands down. It
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  Speaker 2: has to be.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely a special place for like, I mean, I,
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say for old Austin, I have
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  Speaker 1: no business saying that. Cause I obviously don't know much
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  Speaker 1: about the scene beforehand, but JT is actually in Phoenix
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  Speaker 1: right now. And I got to hang out with him and,
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  Speaker 1: He was like, you know, we were talking about the
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  Speaker 1: festival and that it's like kind of this like remaining,
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  Speaker 1: holding on, keeping the like old part of Austin before,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it became kind of the like Kill Tony
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  Speaker 1: and what it is now.
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  Speaker 2: It shocked me too, because I still try to work
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  Speaker 2: at other clubs after all. I made the mistake last year.
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  Speaker 2: of when we met that year where you were recording
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  Speaker 2: your album, I believe. And I made the mistake of
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  Speaker 2: like overbooking myself and not really enjoying the festival for
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  Speaker 2: what it was. And so I corrected that this year
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  Speaker 2: and I headlined the first night and I stuck around
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  Speaker 2: the entire weekend and I went to everything. But I
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  Speaker 2: was shocked to learn that a lot of the Austin
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  Speaker 2: comics who do Creek and Cave and Mothership, God forbid,
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  Speaker 2: or Sunset Strip had no idea what altercation was. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is the, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: This is by far the best opportunity for comedians in Austin.
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  Speaker 2: I love it so much.
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  Speaker 1: It's so fun. Cause it feels like, uh, just like
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  Speaker 1: a family reunion of like weirdos and weirdos. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like an industry festival. There's definitely some where it's like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're trying to be seen or you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: like network and work with an agent, it's not, I
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like it's one of those, but, But you
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  Speaker 1: meet just like the nicest people and you see the
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  Speaker 1: best lineups.
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  Speaker 2: Of- The comedians are so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Unique up and coming people. Yeah. It's always a good
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  Speaker 1: time there.
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  Speaker 2: I wear my altercation status like a badge of honor. Really? Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 2: in October, in the same month, I did altercation and
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  Speaker 2: skank fest. Mm-hmm. And it was polar opposite vibes. And
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  Speaker 2: it just made me appreciate altercation so much more. I
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  Speaker 2: just was, I carry it in my heart. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's a wonderful place that blows me away every time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember from the first year you were talking
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  Speaker 1: back to your jobs, your resume, you talked about on
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  Speaker 1: stage being a yoga teacher.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember that because I also started as a
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  Speaker 1: yoga teacher. But you had a hilarious story about, well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to spoil it for
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  Speaker 1: you if it's like material you're still doing. But it
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  Speaker 1: was so funny talking about like teaching while you were
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  Speaker 1: high out of your mind.
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  Speaker 2: That is true. I wish I wish I were joking
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  Speaker 2: about that. But yeah, you being a yoga teacher, I've
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  Speaker 2: never heard anything less surprising.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Of course you were.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Come on. Have you met you?
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean that in a nice way?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it as the highest compliment. I mean that.
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  Speaker 2: I think, I don't know. Yeah, but when I was
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  Speaker 2: living in San Francisco at the time and teaching yoga
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  Speaker 2: and I'd gone through teacher training, but I was at
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  Speaker 2: the height of like my cocaine addiction. I hadn't gotten
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  Speaker 2: sober yet. I've been sober for five years now from
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  Speaker 2: like drugs and alcohol. But at the time it was
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  Speaker 2: like real bad. but I was like doing Coke and
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  Speaker 2: then like teaching yoga, which is like the craziest shit
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  Speaker 2: anyone could do. It was, it was really bad. And
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  Speaker 2: it's like, it is a story to be honest, like
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  Speaker 2: a lot of those jokes about my addiction come from
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  Speaker 2: a serious place of like sadness and darkness and like
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  Speaker 2: not a proud period of my life. But when I
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  Speaker 2: started doing standup, I actually started, I've only been doing
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  Speaker 2: standup for like maybe four and a half years. I've
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  Speaker 2: been doing it that though. Yeah, I know. I'm really good.
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  Speaker 2: Aren't you impressed?
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  Speaker 1: You're really good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Thank you. But I, it's, I started doing standup
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  Speaker 2: the week I got sober. I had like checked into,
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  Speaker 2: I started going to NA, Narcotics Anonymous. And that same
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  Speaker 2: week I was like, I hit my first mic and
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  Speaker 2: it was over, but I took it really seriously. So
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  Speaker 2: I processed a lot of my addiction stuff through standup
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  Speaker 2: where those are some of the first jokes I really wrote,
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  Speaker 2: like in my first year of comedy. about doing cocaine
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  Speaker 2: on you, uh, doing, teaching yoga on cocaine and like
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  Speaker 2: doing coke off of my phone and then realizing we
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  Speaker 2: were on Facebook live. Like those are all true stories
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  Speaker 2: that I have made. I've made more accessible and like
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  Speaker 2: palatable to an audience, but yeah, it's all true. It
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  Speaker 2: helped me process it. It helped me, it helped heal
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  Speaker 2: my marriage and like come to terms with some of
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  Speaker 2: the crazy shit I did in my active addiction, but
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  Speaker 2: make it, make it for people. And you have no
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  Speaker 2: idea how many, I mean, you do, you're a comic,
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  Speaker 2: how sometimes shit reaches people and you don't, you don't
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  Speaker 2: mean for it to, but some people come up after
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  Speaker 2: shows and they're like, dude, me too. Like I've been
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  Speaker 2: clean for 20 years or whatever. That sounded a lot
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  Speaker 2: like me. That happens all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing to me. I mean, to know that you've
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  Speaker 1: only been in it for such a short time, but
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  Speaker 1: that you started comedy right around the same time. Like, Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you've been to a lot of mics and
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  Speaker 1: somebody is like, hey, I just, I'm going through a
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  Speaker 1: divorce and this is my therapy. Or like, I'm gonna,
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  Speaker 1: that's insane that you actually used comedy as like a,
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  Speaker 1: I don't, coping mechanism or a way to like get
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  Speaker 1: through all that.
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  Speaker 2: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like it's going very well for you.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's very sweet. I try to do, some
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  Speaker 2: of the harder things that I have to face are,
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  Speaker 2: And a lot of times challenges that are happening inside
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  Speaker 2: of my marriage or with friends or with work, I
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  Speaker 2: have to. there's no other choice I have to process
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  Speaker 2: it through like make it a bit you have to
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  Speaker 2: make this a bit you have to figure it out
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  Speaker 2: because that way you'll get over it quicker that I
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  Speaker 2: mean it's selfish but it is also like We have
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  Speaker 2: to find where this is funny. And usually I can't,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy to go up on stage today
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  Speaker 2: after getting like fired from a job and like try
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  Speaker 2: to process it on stage. You're not ready yet, but
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  Speaker 2: you are ready to like write it, write it out.
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  Speaker 2: And over time develop it. And over time come to
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  Speaker 2: terms with it through like the literal processing of the event.
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  Speaker 1: I'm, I'm so fascinated by that. Cause I feel like there,
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  Speaker 1: there's been like heavy stuff that I've gone through and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
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  Speaker 1: And it'll be a while. Cause I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how I feel about it yet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still, so it's like, how do I expect an
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  Speaker 1: audience full of people that are like maybe half paying
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  Speaker 1: attention for them to be like, Oh, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: And I love it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like anything though. I respect that. I think that's,
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  Speaker 2: that's what your reaction is like a normal person. Like that,
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  Speaker 2: that is what you should do is that is not
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  Speaker 2: like throw it out there. But I try to like
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  Speaker 2: a lot of like, I'm not an actor, but like,
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  Speaker 2: I've heard that a lot of acting and improv and
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  Speaker 2: whatever is making decisions. And so I will often make
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  Speaker 2: up my mind about how I feel immediately and be like,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, it's the cancer in me. It's being like emotional,
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  Speaker 2: but also like, how do I cut through this? And
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  Speaker 2: so a lot of times I'll just decide immediately, like
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  Speaker 2: I'm mad about being laid off and here's why. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to start from there. I don't have time
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  Speaker 2: to flip flop on like, how do I feel about
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  Speaker 2: it personally? Only because I'm like, I need to get
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  Speaker 2: over this or else I get over, I get consumed
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  Speaker 2: by my emotions. So I try to like cut through
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  Speaker 2: it and like process it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised cancer. I think I would have guessed Gemini,
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  Speaker 1: but I, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Have it in my chart. Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 1: None at all.
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  Speaker 2: I identify a lot of with like, if I'm reading,
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  Speaker 2: which I'm not very into astrology, but if I happen
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  Speaker 2: to come across like a scannable, whatever's going on, I
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  Speaker 2: identify with the Gemini stuff a lot. I'm quite often.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, that sounds like me. That sounds like
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  Speaker 2: what I'm going through. But my chart is I'm Cancer, Sun, Leo, Moon, Sag, Rising.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the Leo, Moon. Yeah. My friend Stina is like
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  Speaker 1: an astrology maven. And I could see her just being like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: the Leo, I see it. You're like such a big performer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember like what the bits were, but you
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  Speaker 1: were like doing act outs when you were talking about
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  Speaker 1: teaching yoga. And it was just like, like snorting cocaine
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  Speaker 1: and like, okay guys, breathe. And I was like.
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  Speaker 2: Here's how that, here's how that joke actually started, which
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  Speaker 2: is way funnier than the truth. The joke actually started
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  Speaker 2: because I found out that David Fincher directed the music
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  Speaker 2: video for Vogue by Madonna. That's how the joke started.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought that was crazy. And then it led
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  Speaker 2: me down like a rabbit hole of David Fincher's filmography
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  Speaker 2: and the music videos he's directed. And then like Spike Jones,
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  Speaker 2: the music videos he's directed and Francis Lawrence, who are
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who Francis Lawrence is?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Francis Lawrence directed the Hunger Games franchise. He's a wonderful director.
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  Speaker 2: But if you go to his IMDb, he has also
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  Speaker 2: directed every music video you've ever heard of. Like literally
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  Speaker 2: Smells Like Teen Spirit, Garbage. No, seriously. But like David
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  Speaker 2: Fincher had also directed that Vogue, the Vogue music video.
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  Speaker 2: David Fincher directed it. He also directed Suit and Tie
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  Speaker 2: by Justin Timberlake. But he's also the director of like
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  Speaker 2: the social network and like Zodiac and Benjamin Button and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So the joke started because I wanted to deliver that
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  Speaker 2: information to an audience because I thought it was fucking crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So I wrapped it inside of, oh, when I was
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  Speaker 2: doing cocaine, I also taught yoga and I would tell
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  Speaker 2: the class, I would interject, I would interject coke head
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  Speaker 2: facts into my yoga class. So that's how it started
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  Speaker 2: because I was like, well, I think this is insane.
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  Speaker 2: And I think this premise I can like wedge. And
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  Speaker 2: sometimes that happens, you know that, where you'll marry two
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  Speaker 2: ideas just to like build out a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I also just love the idea, because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if there's a lot of comedians that come from a
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  Speaker 1: yoga background, but I love the idea as comics, we're
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  Speaker 1: always taking any opportunity to run bits, like wherever, whenever.
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  Speaker 1: And I love thinking that it's like a yoga teacher
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  Speaker 1: picturing just like I'm gonna sneak in my jokes and
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  Speaker 1: see but also the fact that you were blown out
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  Speaker 1: of your mind.
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  Speaker 2: On cocaine is like I know.
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  Speaker 1: Even somehow even more magical of just like picturing a
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  Speaker 1: room full of people in the bay area like you
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  Speaker 1: know doing their sun salutations just kind of like what.
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  Speaker 2: The fuck really totally I would I would show up
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  Speaker 2: in like a hoodie and running shorts to teach it
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  Speaker 2: I was out of my mind like I did not
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  Speaker 2: know what I was doing Did you ever teach yoga
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  Speaker 2: while you were doing standup? Like in the same time period,
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  Speaker 2: like were you doing standup and teaching at the same time?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: There was a little bit of overlap. Like around the
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  Speaker 1: time I started doing comedy, it was like sort of
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  Speaker 1: the end of, of teaching yoga.
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  Speaker 2: Same, but I had just started doing comedy and I
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  Speaker 2: was kind of easing out of yoga and But I
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  Speaker 2: did find it so helpful to go up in front
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  Speaker 2: of a class and talk, not like do dialogue and
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  Speaker 2: queuing for an hour. And then I had to go
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  Speaker 2: on stage and do five minutes. So I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's nothing. Like to me, I was like, I would use,
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  Speaker 2: I literally, there was a period where there was a
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday night mic. I would teach yoga at the 6 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: class and go straight to the mic. And so I
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  Speaker 2: found it effortless to like do stand up because I
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  Speaker 2: was new at it. So I was like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess in a way there is similarities because
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  Speaker 1: you're not always getting like a response like you're talking
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  Speaker 1: and obviously they're hopefully following the cues, but they're not
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  Speaker 1: like nodding their heads along with what you're saying or reacting.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting. I hadn't thought of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's true though. I mean, I was going to Narcotics
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  Speaker 2: Anonymous meetings and teaching yoga when I started doing standup
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  Speaker 2: and both of those things fed. Like both of them
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  Speaker 2: were like, I mean, an AA or NA meeting is
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  Speaker 2: the same thing as an open mic. You get a
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  Speaker 2: list and a four minute time limit and you get
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  Speaker 2: a bell and that's it. And like, to be honest,
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  Speaker 2: like a lot of my NA meetings were funnier than
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  Speaker 2: the mic, which isn't a joke. I'm not doing a
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  Speaker 2: bit that is real, but they helped.
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  Speaker 1: Um, from following you on Instagram, your, your social media
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  Speaker 1: is super funny and I, I love that it's very, um,
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  Speaker 1: it's such a tribute to New Orleans. I feel like your,
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  Speaker 1: your comedy is very, it's like a love letter to
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans, but I know recently you were, was it
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  Speaker 1: like an MC for Mardi Gras or?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Not even that. Um, there's an event without getting in
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: the weeds. There's an event in New Orleans during Mardi
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Gras called the greasing of the poles and which happens
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: at the Royal Sinesta in the French Quarter on Bourbon Street.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: And they basically, it was a tactic to grease the
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: poles in front during Mardi Gras so that people on
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Bourbon Street, drunk people, wouldn't climb up them during like
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: the festivities. So they grease them with Vaseline so people
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: can't do it. They have since evolved it into a
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: competition and like a stunt that is sponsored by like
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Moet Champagne. And like, it is like a whole thing now.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: So I was asked to be a judge this year
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: There was a wardrobe, and thousands of people come. The
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Bourbon Street is packed shoulder to shoulder, literally thousands of people.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: And you go up on stage, there's four people, they
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: grease the poles, you judge them. It's like a fun
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: kickoff event. The whole thing lasts like an hour and
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: a half. But there was a wardrobe malfunction from one
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: of the girls who was greasing. And when it happened,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: the host kind of punted, I'll say, to me. It
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: was like, while we fix that, we're going to hear
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: some jokes from Ryan Rogers. No prep. Like you would,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: anyone would die. He was walking up to me and
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I was just like, do not do this. Like in
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: front of everyone. I was like, don't, don't, don't, don't.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: And he just hands me the mic. So I was like,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: fuck it. And I just stood up on the chairs
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: and faced like one foot on each chair facing this
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: crowd of thousands of people from the judging table. And
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I did like, I did like three minutes and just murdered.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Cause I have enough local shit that I can be like,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: this part of New Orleans and that part and our
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: mayor and whatever killing. So the general manager of the
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: event came up to me as soon as that I
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: handed the mic back and goes, we'd love for you
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: to MC next year. Would you be interested in that?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: So it was like best case scenario.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: That is amazing.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I saw the, it is amazing.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I saw pictures from it and you truly like, you
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: looked like you're like the mayor, like you're just in
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the middle of the crowd. And I was like that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: That was a thank you. That was a, that I
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: wore the tux that I wore to my wedding. That's
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: my wedding tux. And I just put a gold crown
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: on and it was a game time decision because I
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: was going to wear this whole drag get up. And
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I woke up at 5am and start putting on makeup
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: and I started doing it. And I was like, this
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: isn't right. I don't, this is not going to be great.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: So I straight up was like, you know what? I
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: think I've got a better idea. So I just did Tuts.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: So I look so official and so like cool.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: You did.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I know it looks really cool.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: When I was saying that I saw you on the
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: schedule for Mic Drop and I was like, I gotta
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: reach out to Ryan. And I was like, it's also
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: the middle of Mardi Gras. So I'll give him some
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: time to like- I don't drink.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: So like, I'm not, I'm not, the funniest part about
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: it is I was raised in this city and I
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: am deeply ambivalent about Mardi Gras. I do not give
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: a shit half the time. It is in the way-
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: It's so annoying. We live on a parade route, so
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I can't escape it. I'm a sober person. There's nothing
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: for me. I don't give a shit. And now I have, like,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: failed up into this, like, king of Mardi Gras status,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: what everyone knows me for. And I'm like, I don't
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: give a shit about this holiday, guys. I just think
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: it's funny.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Did you get to see some fun stuff? Do you
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: see people just, like, a titty hanging out, missing.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: A shoe, just, like, the.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Totally worst of humanity. Yeah. Yeah.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: We, I don't go to the French quarter too much
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: during Mardi Gras ever. I think that's like the craziest
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: fucking thing anyone can do, but I live uptown on
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: a parade route. So there are people in my front yard.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I can watch parades without leaving my living room. Yeah. They,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: the big parades roll right by, like I live on
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: the corner and they're right there. Um, like I'm not,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: it's not like blocks away. It's right in my yard.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: So I can't escape it, but I do see crazy shit. Um,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: but we had my siblings' babies at the house this year.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: So it was a very like, oh, there's the chaos
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: of babies, unless like wasted people are throwing up in
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. It was a very different, very adult vibe
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Amazing. So great. I love it. We have a segment.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I warned you about this, but
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: we have a little bit of trivia. How do you
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: feel about that?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Hit me.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It's... I looked him over last night and I was like,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. These are, you know, it's different questions
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: each week. I feel like it's going to be a
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: good one. You do have some sports questions in there.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Are you a sports fan at all?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Couldn't be further from it, but I'm willing to try.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Unless you count drag race as a sport.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's any drag questions in there, but
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: we'll see. So this is our good to know section.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: We're starting out strong. Name two of the World War
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: II Axis powers. Oh, sure.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Italy and Germany.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Ryan. Okay, Ryan.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I might be gay, but I'm still a white man.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That information is in there. Yeah, I love it. Okay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but we have a sports question for you.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know this. Name a baseball team that has
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: never won a World Series.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: The Angels?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Are they on there? I don't see them on here.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Do you want to try some other?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: A baseball team that has never won a World Series. Okay.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Can I say the Oakland A's?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You can. They're also not on this list.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Oh, God, I'm so gay.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: No. I was like, there's some other California teams on here.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: So some of the choices listed here, Colorado Rockies, Milwaukee Brewers,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: San Diego Padres, Seattle Mariners, and the Tampa Bay Rays.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Dude, just a list of fucking losers.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Terrible. Sorry.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry to any of those teams.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: If they're listening, how are you going to dedicate your
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: life to the most boring sport on the planet and
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: not even win?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a great, that's a great question.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: That's so dumb. What a waste that they got their
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: big fat asses and they're chewing tobacco and they can't
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: even fucking win a world series. That sucks. Grow up. Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Uh, Ryan Rogers, everyone will be, uh, at my cap.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: He's actually coming to some, uh, Some spring training games
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: while he's in town so you can watch for him.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you're from San Diego, tell your team
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: to do better.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I think the San Francisco Giants, I think they're a team.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: And I think that they practice here. So maybe you
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: can check out a game while you're here.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Actually, I love Minute Maid Park. Is that right? Did
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I make that up? I'm pretty sure that's a park.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Is that in Houston?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of Minute Maid Park. That sounds like
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: something you just made up.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Ask me a fucking drag race question, goddamn.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is a good one. Who shot JFK? Again,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I don't come up with these questions, but.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It's, okay, damn it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Or who do you think, who do you think shot JFK?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: First of all, the answer is the FBI. However, I
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: want to say, is it Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah. No,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: is it? Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It is. Okay.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Allegedly, anyway. We'll say allegedly. But it could be somebody
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: from Drag.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Race, maybe. We don't know. Yeah, it was Jada Essence
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Hall shot JFK. It's crazy.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: It was Katya, I bet. I wish. Okay. I'm so sorry,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: but there's another sports question. How many cities have the
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Raiders played in?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Detroit? Detroit?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: In L.A.? Okay, we got one of them in there.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like that should be... How many?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Is it three or two?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: It is three. Okay.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And I would even reword that question like, what cities
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: has the Raiders, you know, represented?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Because they played everywhere.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it like... So, L.A.? And, man, this is
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: killing me. Where? Where are they playing?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Oakland and Las Vegas. I think they're currently in Las Vegas.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yes.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: The Oakland Raiders sounds wrong. That sounds wrong. That sounds
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: like a Utah Jazz situation. Like, something got fucked up
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: along the way. You know what I'm saying?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: In New Orleans, we had the Hornets for a while.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Charlotte had the Hornets, and we had them, and then
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: they went back to Charlotte. But I just found out
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: that the Charlotte Hornets girls dance team, not girls, I'm sorry.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: It's probably more inclusive now. The dance team for the
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Hornets is called the Honeybees. How confusing is that?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: That is pretty confusing. That's wrong.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I think Siri got stuck. No. That's okay. We'll wait
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: for her to return. But no, I agree with you
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: that also the Minute Maid park was in Houston. And
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you're back!
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I'm back.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I could hear you guys. I just was frozen.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, we were killing over here. We were cutting up.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I like to freeze in really unflattering spaces. That's my
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: favorite on the podcast for people to watch.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: People love that.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was going to school in Santa Cruz,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I remember people, there were like die-hard... Oakland Raiders fans
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: like that would not you couldn't say anything to them
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and they were they were.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Fanatical well tell Oakland that I used to work there
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: in Oakland for a while at Pandora and I love
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: their town because they don't call it a city they
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: call it a town the town of Oakland the city
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: of San Francisco um see I know that Did you get.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Into like hyphy music when you were there? I feel
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: like you know a lot about like bounce music and
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: New Orleans.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Some, I have respect for a lot of the obvious
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: like Oakland rappers and stuff, but I'm so, I'm so
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: loyal to like cash money and no limit. I just,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I actually just opened for Whitney Cummings at the joy
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: theater here. And I was like really stressing about what
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: my walk-up music was going to be.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: And then I landed on a song by DJ Jubilee.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: It's get it ready, get it ready, get it ready.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys have that or know that,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: but it's like a, it's like a very, very big,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: like weddings. Like they played at weddings a lot here
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: and people lose their shit. And like this, it was,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: it was very our coming of age. And so I
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: lean into that a lot where I'm like, if it's
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: local and there's like a thousand people, I'm walking out
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: to a local rap song. I don't care how gay
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I am. I don't give a shit. And I grabbed
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: the mic, because I was going to play some gay
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: shit to walk up to Whitney Cummings. But then I
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: was like, now I think this is right. And I
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: grabbed the mic. It was like 1,200 people. And I
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: was just like, New Orleans makes some bucking noise. They
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: lose their mind. And I told the DJ, I'm like,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: keep playing it until I cue you. And then I
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: was like, I requested this song just for you. Stand up.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: That's our national anthem. Well, I love that. I know.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I'll pander with music like that. Obvious. It's like a
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: cheat code. Comics, I don't know. I feel like there's
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: so many... hats to the system with standup comedy where
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: like comedians forget that this is a performance.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: It's a performance. People paid money to be here. It's
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: not just about your setup punchlines and your timing. This
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: is fun. They want to have fun. They want to
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: feel included.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: They just want to laugh.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: They just want to laugh. And I, dude, we can,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: we don't have to get into it, but there's so
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: many like straight white guy open micers. And like, I'm
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: being very like, how do I put this? I'm boxing
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: them in, but like, I don't feel bad about it
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: where it's like, There's so much that like, and it's
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: not exclusive to them, but they stick out where it's
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: just like, give these people a fucking show. Give them
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: a show. Yeah. Come on.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Where's the joy?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Every once in a while I'm like, hey, remember when
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you started comedy because you wanted to make people laugh?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Totally. And it's like sullen, sad boy. Like, and I'm like, ew.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you have any idea of music, like walk
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: up music for when you're coming to see us in Chandler?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: My go-to lately, and when I say lately, I mean
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: like maybe the past year, has been bongos.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion. I just
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: think it's so fun. And you can start it anywhere,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: that's why I like it. it as a walk-up song
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: like yeah if they fuck it up it's okay because
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: it's fun.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Okay good we'll get it queued up for you for for.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: When you when you come see us do you have
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: a walk-up playlist do.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I personally or like at mic drop um I think
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: recently the DJ there asked me for a song and
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I was like in a weird mood and I asked
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: for too short, blow the whistle. That's a fun one.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This is what I'm talking about. Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I was really excited. Cause it was like, and I
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: think they, they were surprised and I was like, I
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: will wrap the whole song right now. Like forget my time.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, how do you not hear that song
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: and get, get hyped up? I love it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: My first walk up song was, that I chose without
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: hesitation was Party Up by DMX. I was like, why
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: wouldn't you use this? It feels like everyone should be
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: using this. What are you talking about? No one is
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: doing this. That's crazy. And then I did, go ahead.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to say, we should just make
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: a playlist of walk-up songs.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I have one. I'll send it to you.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I worked with Amber Autry last year and she had
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: like a fire playlist before the show. I think it
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: was like, I asked her about it and she was like,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: it's like the gym baddies. Like everyone was having the
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: best time just like dancing.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: We can't talk about Amber because we'll be here all day.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I love Amber.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: We go way back. I met her.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Like when I first started doing comedy,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: it's a very long story, but I was producing a
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: show in Nashville. I asked for some local recs and
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: she was one of them. And she was like, she
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: was not the Amber Autry we know today. She was
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: just as funny, but she had like, she didn't have
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: hundreds and thousands of followers. You know what I mean?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But you could tell you were like, she's going to
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: be a star. Easy. So fun. 100%.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: No, I met her at a festival in Des Moines, Iowa.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: And it was like, white dude, white dude, white, like
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the same white dudes over and over. And then she
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: came up and it was like a burst of energy.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh my God, this woman is phenomenal.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And I, I bought some of her merch and I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: still have it. It's like, I'm like, this is like
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: collector's item now.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: No, for real. There are very few comics that are like,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: not very few. That's rude that I've like paid for
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: their merch and I like wear it proudly, but like
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: daily Pope is one of them. Yes.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Bailey, I wear her shirt all the time.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Your merch is so sick, too.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: It's sick, yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Do you have the Pope one, like the tarot card?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Of course I do. Oh, my God. I wear it
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: all the time. I might wear it tonight on stage.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I think it's so sick. I think she's cool. I
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: have this new, I wish I could show you. It's
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: in my room. But my new merch that I produced
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: for Skank Fest. Calm down, everyone.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Bring it to Chandler. I will.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: It's basically, I have this, there's a designer in Austin
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: who does really cool custom metal merch. lettering but it's
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: like top of the line like he can draws it
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: and it is like it's the best version of like
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: metal because you know you see really crappy ones it's
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: amazing but i had this idea for merch for skank
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: fest for t-shirts like ryan rogers branded on the back
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: but across the front and like like fuchsia it just
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: says straight girls and i think it's genius i'm like
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: everybody would want this straight men straight women lesbians and
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: gay guys done like we've covered all of our but
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: it's so smart and a bunch of them sold and
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: i love them like they're so it just has straight
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: girls in metal.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: All right that's fantastic yeah bring.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: It cracked the merch code we did it bring it
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: i'll bring.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: It i love it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Um so did i fail at this game.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Well, we have a few. There's so many. I don't
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: know why this is such a sports-heavy week. We'll have
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a chat with Carlos. Question number five. How many championships
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: does Tom Brady have?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Six?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Really close. Seven. Why?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Can we skip the sports ones?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I was thinking that.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: It's painting me out to be like a dumb bitch. Like,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I don't love this.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: No, not at all. There's a Mariah Carey related question
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: coming up.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Thank God. I've watched this one too.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, uh, Detroit. Yeah. But first,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: how many seasons did Def Comedy Jam have?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: On television?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I guess so. I didn't know the answer to this one.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say 25.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Um, This, according to this, it says eight seasons. Did
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you ever, did you ever watch it?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Some. I am very in my bag. I think it's
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Peacock or Paramount has all of the Comedy Central premium
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: blends and Comedy Central presents. I know it is a,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: it is incredible. I don't know why standup comedians aren't
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: all talking about this. They're all right there. You can
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: watch like everyone's first Comedy Central 20 minute special right now.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: It's amazing. I used to love watching those. Well, it
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: introduced us to everyone, like us, like that's how I
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: got exposed to real standup at a young age. And like,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: they look and sound exactly the same. It is jarring.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: It's really like, I remember the first comedy special that
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I ever literally pissed my pants. Literally. I was at,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I had friends sleeping over at my house and I,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: we're just watching comedy central. This guy came on and
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I just, I remember the bit to this day and I,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I laughed so hard. I like, I was in like
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: pajama pants, a little boy. And I pissed myself. I
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: had to get up and change. And it was Brian Posehn.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: You know Brian Posehn?
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, yes. That's who JT opens for.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I ran into Brian Posehn when I was headlining at
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: some bullshit show in Mobile, Alabama. And he was at
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: the gig like across the road and we met in
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: the lobby. And I was just like, we were staying
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: at the same hotel. This was like six months ago.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: This was not long ago. And I told him what
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I just told you. I said, you, you were the first,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: you did it. Like you made, you fucking cracked me
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: from a very young age. And he, I'm sure he
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: thought he was a total weirdo because the producer of
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: the show texted me and he goes, did you run
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: into Brian Posehn in the lobby? I go, why, how
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: do you know that? And he goes, he ran into
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: some comedian in the lobby and told me about it.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh God, I was talking about
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: pissing his pants.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He wanted me to piss on his pants. I'm like,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: that's not what I said. Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I haven't met him. I heard he's a super nice guy.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: He is. That was very cool. Yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's, that's amazing. Yeah. I got to find that.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: All those episodes.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: There's some comics that if I met him, I'd probably die.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: But like that list is like maybe two or three people,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: but like, frankly, like I got to see Amy Mann
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: this week in new Orleans and like, she's one of
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: my heroes. And I, I pulled some strings at the
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: theater that I perform. It's like a big theater. And I,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I don't have much pull. but I called in a
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: favor and they were like, no one can meet her.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: She does not want to do a meet and greet,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: but she is doing a sound check that you can
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: go to. And like, it was just me and nine
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: other people at the sound check in a theater at
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: 6 PM on Tuesday. And so she was just like,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: here are five songs. I'm not going to play at
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: the concert tonight. Wow. It was amazing. But I get starstruck. I, my,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: my list of like heroes I need to meet and
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: shit is like mostly musicians and actors, comedians. Well, I'm, I'm,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that story to illustrate that. Like, very
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: few comedians will have me probably knocked on my ass.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: And that includes like John Mulaney and Taylor Tomlinson and
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: probably Kathy Griffin. And that's it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Those are all superstars.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I can't, I heard somewhere that Kathy Griffin doesn't have openers,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: but like, I have this vision of opening for her
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: on the road and doing real life hacks with Kathy Griffin.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I think it's, I think it's a genius.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I would watch that show. You can inject it into
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: my veins.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I'm aware. And I'm not shy about this. It's a
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: fucking genius idea. I have, I've like cold emailed her
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: and her people about it where I'm like, let me
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: open for you. Let me just do it once. I will,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I will prove it in one show. I promise. I
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: don't need more. I don't need more than that commitment.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Just trust me to open for you. I will do
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: 15 minutes and you will see. You have to believe me. I, wow.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: That would be incredible.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: It's incredible. I know. I've thought about this a lot.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I would also, I would like to watch, I don't
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: know how many seasons Hacks has now, three or four,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: but I would like to watch the Ryan Rogers reboot
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: with you and Kathy Griffin. Maybe I could pitch myself
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: as a writer if you're open to that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, 100%. I think it works better as a docu-series.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: You're hired. I think it works better as a docu-series
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: because that feels more Kathy Griffin to be like, it's
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: me and her working, like modernizing her shit or whatever.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I think it's really fun. Not that she needs my help.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: She's Kathy Griffin. but I think it works. It's like
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: a bit, that's like a dynamic.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How do you feel? Maybe like a mockumentary.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Style, even better girl. Okay. Now you're not even cash.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: You're a producer now.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like, um, maybe like miss piggy could make
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: an appearance.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like this is the, look,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: you already get the tone. This is what we're doing. Wait,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: do you pitch miss piggy for everything?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: No, I just would love to watch a comedy show
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: with you and Miss Piggy.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Me, Miss Piggy, and Kathy Griffin. And then the speakers
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: blow out of the TV because it's too much screaming.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Big Frida can do the music.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. This is so good. Hulu, where are you?
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: We'll tag Hulu when we post this episode. And Kathy Griffin.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: And then we're like, We're going to get greenlit and
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: then I get a cease and desist in the mail.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Incredible. From Miss Piggy. She's like, get your fucking name
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: out of here. of here. Oh my gosh. We're having
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: too much fun. Question number seven. Mariah Carey's You'll Always
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Be My Baby is on what album?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. So. Here's me skirting. No, no, no. I'm not
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: going to get it right, but here's what I'm going
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: to do. I was going to give you multiple choice.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Go for it. It's not Butterfly, and it's not Rainbow,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: and it's not The Emancipation of Mimi. It's much older
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: than that. So what are my choices now?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Please hold.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Is it... Fantasy?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Fantasy, Daydream, or....
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Um, is it one of those two?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It is. I was trying to come up with another
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: one and I couldn't, I was like, or glitter. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: It's not glitter. Is it fantasy?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: It's, it's not.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: It's daydream.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: It's daydream.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I am flop Tina Aguilera on the pod.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: That's all right. Uh, I don't think Mariah Carey listens
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: to this podcast. So I think.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Why not? We're, we're new.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: That's the only reason why. Otherwise I'm sure she would
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: listen to us.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Mariah, we are developing a new show you'd be great for. Yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: At Mariah Carey. And the podcast gets blocked and reported.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Like immediately debuts and gets canceled.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Incredible. Okay.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Question number eight. What city was the first McDonald's located in?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Where is Ray Kroc from?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who that is.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: He's the founder of McDonald's. Is it somewhere in like Missouri? No.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: What state was it in? I don't even know the state.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: California. I was going to say if you would name it. Yeah,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: That doesn't seem very McDonald's-y to be from California.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't list the state, but unless I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: have this city wrong.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: San Bernardino.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Yikes. Yeah. Which also doesn't have a baseball team.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: And that's why you don't live there.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cause I need to be in a city where
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: they have a great baseball team that wins world series is.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: It's very important to you. Very, very important to you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: This is, I think you can get this one. Number nine.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: How many U S presidents are there?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: 47. Well, there's one U.S. president, but there have been 47.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Is that your question?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: This is 45, but I feel like I think 45
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: is right, but I feel like your answer should also
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: be awarded because we've had 47 residencies. Nick, what do
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you think? I think he deserves the point because both counts.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: yeah so i.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Think so i concur great the jury has awarded.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: You yes okay final question what states do not participate
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: in daylight savings.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Arizona that's the only one that i'm aware of so
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: maybe alaska is that the only one just that just
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: arizona two There's two. Arizona, is it in the lower 48?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like you were close with your first guess.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Alaska is what I thought. The lower. Hawaii.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Nailed it. Is that a two point or one? I'm
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: just going to give it two points. Hell yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: We're real.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: We're real generous with the points. I'm like, name some
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: drag queens, whatever.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: I'll take that.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Just starting. I'm so much better at like pop culture-y stuff.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I know. I love Jeopardy. I love Jeopardy and I
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: love trivia, but I'm always like, give me anything like
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: award season movies music like you i'm hard to beat
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: for stuff like that i.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Feel like some of the other guests have gotten like
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of pop culture stuff and this one i
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: was looking through it i was like this is a
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: lot of sports.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: For him the funny thing is you could have changed
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: any of that and you chose not to this is
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: on you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: It's not we can blame carlos for it i because
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: i think the idea is that we everybody who is
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: coming to Mic Drop the same week as you for
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: your show in Chandler on March 5th, they're all going
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: to get the same questions. So when the podcast comes out,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: we'll be like, who is the fairest of them all?
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Who's the smartest?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: You're getting the same questions as the other comics who
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: are visiting us.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I found this batch of questions to be extremely straight-coated.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I think they're homophobic. Minus the Mariah Carey question.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: You said it.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I did. And I feel comfortable saying it.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: If a straight guy gets that question, you can go
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: ahead and just delete my episode entirely.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I'll just be like, the file was too big. Just
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: delete the whole thing.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: It was too funny.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Well, you survived it, though. You got through it.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: What a blast. How many drag queens can you name in, like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: 30 seconds? Go.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Probably, probably right now. Okay. Alaska, Katya, Trixie, Detox, Alyssa Edwards,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Lala Ri, um, Megami, Eureka, O'Hara, Bob the Drag Queen,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Monet Exchange, um, let's, Bianca Del Rio, Laganja, Estranja, uh, Georges,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: let's do, um, Tina Burner, uh, Jada Essence Hall, Evie Audley, Raja,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Jinx Monsoon, Vendula Krem.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: That's 30 seconds. She even put a 30 second timer
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: on the board. I think I counted 23, but you
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: honestly could be making them up. You could be just
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: naming like parts of the body or something.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so funny.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I knew some of them.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I have gone back. What'd you say?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Nick, did you keep count? I think I got like
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: 23 or 24. I did not do any of that.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I was too busy trying to figure out how to
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: get a score countdown on there.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: You did it.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You crushed it. I love it. I wanted Ryan to
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: finish strong.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: That was fun.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Ryan, I feel like we could just be here chatting
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: all day, all day long. And I know we have
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: to go. So now we're in our gotta go section.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Is there anything else you would like to mention before
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: people come and visit you for your show on Thursday,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: March 5th?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I would love if people came to my show at
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Mic Drop Chandler on Thursday, March 5th. That would mean
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: a lot to me. And we need to move these
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: tickets because it's a 50 cap room. And I don't
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: think that's hard to fill, but I would love it
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: if anyone could. in the Chandler surrounding area, including Phoenix.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: And I'll just go ahead and say Colorado. California's out there.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Nevada's out there. New Mexico's out there. I wish all
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: of them would come because they have to. I've got
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: a really fun year ahead, including I just licensed my
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: latest special girl by to out TV. Really?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Congratulations.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: It's new. I haven't really talked about it at all,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: but we had a couple calls this week about launch
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: date and everything. I signed it in October, but I
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: have to keep my mouth shut. But we're going to
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: have to start rolling out promo because it's going to
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: launch the first or second week of May. So it's
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: going to be on OutTV for international distribution and syndication
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: in Canada, the UK.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: That is so cool.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: It's really cool.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: I love you. Very, very proud.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited that you're coming to see us. I'm
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: actually going to be featuring for you.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: You are! I'm so excited about that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: And our pal Lou Moon will be hosting. It's going
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to be a murderous show. Truly, like, I can't wait.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: And I'm so excited for people who haven't seen you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: in Phoenix and Chandler area to get to experience how
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: freaking hilarious you are.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: You're so kind. And Nick, please come to the show
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: if you can and And also tell everyone you've ever
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: met that I'm so, I'm an avalanche of charisma. It's true.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: And they need to come to this show because it
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: really is going to be fun. It's my only night
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: in Chandler. So I like, I kind of want to
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: make it count. So that would be awesome.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I will tell every single person that I know.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Please. I'll even try to drive out there.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'm actually in Vegas. So I didn't know if you
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: knew I was in Vegas. So I'll try my best.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: How far is Vegas from, from like the next Chandler area?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Honestly, like four to five hours.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, that's nothing. I had to drive back and
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: forth to Jacksonville, Florida from two new Orleans this weekend.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: And it was like nine plus stops and everything. I
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: didn't mind. I listened to like an entire audio book
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: and a half and I loved it. I had so
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: much fun. Have you, have you read the midnight library?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: No.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like 10 years late on it. I have a
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: hard copy, but it fucking changed my whole life. It
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: was so good. I listened to it and I was like,
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I feel differently about being alive now. I'm writing it down.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: You're going to love it. Do the audio book because
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: it was narrated by this British woman with a soothing voice.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: And then at the end, after listening to her for
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: hours and hours, I realized it was Carey Mulligan the
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: whole time. Oh, wow. I know. And it's really good.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Ryan, you're just a delight. We even ended with a
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: book recommendation to... You're just... You got a hot playlist
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: for us. This is why you're my favorite.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: You're just perfect. Thank you for having me, the least...
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: The pleasure was all mine to just come on here
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: and goof around and get humiliated about my lack of.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Of sports knowledge?
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Professional baseball specifically. That was crazy.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, but you also named... You named so many drag
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: queens in 30 seconds. That's a new... mic drop podcast record.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Call me when someone beats the record and i'll come
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: back and do a different one with a gun to
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: my head.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Well we'll do a face-off we'll do like a march
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: madness style you guys oh.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Could we do it like uh you know have you
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: ever seen that terrible show the floor where they put
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: them next they put oh yeah and they just they
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: just throw dumb shit on the wall where and people
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: have to be like a fork.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: My husband loves that show yeah mine does too Okay,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: so we can have our husbands watch that show together
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: and then you and I can have a play date.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: A play date in which we have to name drag
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: queens until someone freezes up. That's fun. I love that.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: You guys, Ryan Rogers is coming to Mic Drop Chandler.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: If you miss this show, I feel so bad for you.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: It's going to be so killer. Please make sure you
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: get your tickets. Thank you guys so much and we
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: will see you next week. Bye.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Love you guys. Thank you for having me.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Ryan, you're perfect.