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FULL SHOW: Keyzie's Guide To An Affair · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The big show on Holdaki cheers Twoey from bringing back
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, it's time.
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  Speaker 4: To go out size.
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  Speaker 5: This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, This is the biggest,
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  Speaker 5: our biggest shot.
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  Speaker 6: The Assholes at four with Jason Howitch, Night.
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  Speaker 4: Minogue and.
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  Speaker 6: You get out your mad BARSI it's great to have
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  Speaker 6: your company.
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  Speaker 5: This Tuesday afternoon is the eighth of October twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 5: In you my friends are listening to The Assholes at four,
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  Speaker 5: brought to you by twy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's in recognition, of course, when you guys went to
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  Speaker 5: a party on not a party, a restaurant on Friday
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  Speaker 5: night to celebrate Madhea's departure. There are a couple of
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  Speaker 5: ladies there who referred to our show as the Assholes
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  Speaker 5: at four.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. I said to me, Oh, you're part
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  Speaker 4: of the Assholes at four. It so that's pretty good name,
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  Speaker 4: actually catchy.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, surely you don't also mean me keezy,
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  Speaker 3: And then they were like, no, yeah, you as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who name was? I didn't
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  Speaker 4: catch your mate's name.
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  Speaker 6: By the look of the photo.
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  Speaker 5: They they they certainly took a fancy to you at
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  Speaker 5: the end of the evening into an uber. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: you're an absolute stallion of a man. You're a statue,
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  Speaker 5: you're a Greek god. I mean, why wouldn't they try
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  Speaker 5: and get it on with your young buck like yourself,
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  Speaker 5: with your lush mo and your beautiful cut here and
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  Speaker 5: your bard that's just catlike diamonds. It's just amazing.
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  Speaker 4: We don't stop say yeah, well I'm going pretty grouse,
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  Speaker 4: that's for sure. Houghty Jane, another beautiful day here in
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  Speaker 4: the nine. Hopefully we're putting some of this freezing cold
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  Speaker 4: rubbish weather behind us many that's my dream.
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  Speaker 5: Well, apparently it's meant to get terrible again tomorrow. Of mind,
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  Speaker 5: we won't think about Just focus on today, Magie.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I always say. Eezy, what's up, Jason, looking
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  Speaker 3: good man?
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  Speaker 6: How's life really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, that life's great. I had a great evening
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  Speaker 3: last night, went to a comedy show my wife that
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  Speaker 3: was really enjoyable, and I'm here doing the show with you,
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  Speaker 3: Fellas on a beautiful day. Yeah, it doesn't get much
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  Speaker 3: better than this, Fellas. It is beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: Really makes a difference to your day when it's like
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  Speaker 5: this doesn't it feels yeah, heyns and we have a
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  Speaker 5: massive shower head. I had another hoody Jay encounter of
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  Speaker 5: the strange kind again.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know why this stuff happens to me, know
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  Speaker 6: he plants does yes?
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  Speaker 3: How to have an affair? Oh yeah, that's right, how
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  Speaker 3: to get away with an affair? We'll do that later
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  Speaker 3: on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Keys he's brought that one to the group chet. He's
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  Speaker 4: insisting on doing it. So looking forward to hearing what
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  Speaker 4: he's got to say.
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  Speaker 6: About absolutely so an. In the meantime, his guns Roses the.
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  Speaker 1: Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
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  Speaker 1: Key Red Hot.
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  Speaker 4: Chilly Shun, Absolute Beinger Throbber.
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  Speaker 5: That's not what you were saying off here, ki mate.
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  Speaker 5: It's not what I was saying off here either, ki mate.
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  Speaker 5: But what we say off here stays off here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that right? Feelings totally Otherwise we'll be getting
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  Speaker 3: a lot of bersay complaints.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we would a lot, especially you Keysy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, especially old Keysy. Hey, you're on the Hockey
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  Speaker 3: Big Show. By the way, it's thinning and it's past four.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and all as well.
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  Speaker 5: It's stand in now now, fellas, you know I love
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  Speaker 5: my wife, sometimes it doesn't seem like you do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I walked into that one massively, massively. But I just
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  Speaker 5: want to talk to you fellows about this because I
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  Speaker 5: feel like there's a bit of a conspiracy going on
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  Speaker 5: in my house.
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  Speaker 6: And it's to do with the laundry. And there's certain
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  Speaker 6: times where.
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  Speaker 5: My wife will do a load of washing right and
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  Speaker 5: she knows that I have to hang it out, and
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  Speaker 5: she'll say to me, I've put some washing on, can
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  Speaker 5: you hang.
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  Speaker 6: It out right because I've got to go to work?
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  Speaker 5: And I just say nothing, and I go, of course,
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  Speaker 5: my darling, because I love you so much and you're
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  Speaker 5: the greatest gift I've ever been given.
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  Speaker 3: God, you're a bit of a sapper, are you in
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  Speaker 3: my life? Wow? Woman?
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  Speaker 5: Anyhow, every single time, the load that she puts in
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  Speaker 5: is ed is Edmund heavy.
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  Speaker 3: Right now.
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  Speaker 5: What I mean by Edmund heavy is your undies, your socks,
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  Speaker 5: my socks, your bras, and it's just jam to the gunnals.
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  Speaker 5: It's almost like she holds onto those things and builds
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  Speaker 5: it up and builds it up and then does an undies,
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  Speaker 5: socks and bra wash, which takes me about eighteen hours
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  Speaker 5: to hang out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My first question is do you watch you watch your
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  Speaker 4: socks with your undies and your bras apparently so separate,
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  Speaker 4: separate at the socks.
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  Speaker 3: Why is that You don't want to get piled up?
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, right, I thought it was like you don't
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  Speaker 3: want to get toejams on your buzzies. Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: I'm fine with that.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, usually and I always take it out to
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  Speaker 5: the line there and I look at it and I go,
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  Speaker 5: you some of that.
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  Speaker 6: This is an absolute night.
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  Speaker 5: I mean oftentimes too, there'll be like stockings in there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: And you know what really gets deep inside my goat
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  Speaker 5: is the brass strap sort of wrap around the socks.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have a bra bag you and you.
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  Speaker 5: Spend hours untwirling and unwinding it, and then you've got
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  Speaker 5: to pair the socks up.
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  Speaker 6: And instead of what should be.
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  Speaker 5: A twenty minute or a fifteen minute job, it takes
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  Speaker 5: me like an hour.
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  Speaker 6: And a half.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So you just to go back on that kusy because
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  Speaker 4: I don't think Joe's heard your question there. You don't
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  Speaker 4: have a brabeg no, not personally. You've got to get
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  Speaker 4: a bra bag, man, right, change your life one.
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  Speaker 3: What that is, j It's a bear. You put all
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  Speaker 3: the bras in it, then you zip it up and
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  Speaker 3: then all the bras stay together and then their little
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  Speaker 3: claws and stuff don't get stuck on everything, and also
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  Speaker 3: don't damage the bras.
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  Speaker 4: Another question I've got for you is you said you
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  Speaker 4: have to peer up your socks when you hang out
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  Speaker 4: the wash, and you peer them up and hang them
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  Speaker 4: out as peers.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, because if I can't, I'm like, do you guys
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  Speaker 6: not do that? Hang on?
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  Speaker 3: No, I peer them up when I'm folding them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right, because what do you do that?
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  Speaker 4: You dry them out and then you check them into
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  Speaker 4: the You check them into your little basket there when
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  Speaker 4: they dried out as peers.
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  Speaker 3: Do you ready to go? Right? Yeah? Here's another question.
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  Speaker 3: When you dump a load in and leave it, do
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  Speaker 3: you ever leave, you know, leave an admin heavy situation
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  Speaker 3: for your wife?
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  Speaker 6: No? Never keys it? Right? Well, I don't watch my
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  Speaker 6: undies for a start.
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  Speaker 4: I've also got a question. Can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: So you're telling me your thing, and this is you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm on your side, Jose.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't sound like it at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: It is an outrage because I know exactly what you're
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  Speaker 4: talking about. Yes, that right before my wife would do
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  Speaker 4: this as well. Is right before she would leave our
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  Speaker 4: house at six o'clock in the morning to go and do.
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  Speaker 3: Twelve hours work.
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  Speaker 4: She would put one load of washing on for me
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  Speaker 4: to hang out over the course of the day where
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and you just think to yourself, where do they
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  Speaker 3: get off? Man? Totally, the are trying to get you.
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  Speaker 4: To do something which is you see as takes up
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  Speaker 4: to an hour and a half or fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 5: And fairness, I've got to have a darry break and
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  Speaker 5: a coffee break and then another dry break.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't do it all at once.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Have you take the.
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  Speaker 6: Man I'm going to tonight?
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  Speaker 3: Get her on the phone.
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  Speaker 6: Does anyone else have this sis? You at home? Three
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  Speaker 6: four eight three text me.
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  Speaker 4: This is for a ten thousand dollars rent. It's been
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  Speaker 4: valued by some at a million dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Can I just say put a bit of effort in? Please?
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  Speaker 3: Please? All right? For example, this one he just says
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  Speaker 3: just before a skydive. Yeah, So like you know, if
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  Speaker 3: I was the one picking, I'm not saying I am.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that. I'm not. Actually it's not bad.
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  Speaker 3: Go on what because it's like, hey, do you want
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  Speaker 3: to take take the leap, take the plan, take the plant? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Right okay, and then they say no, then you jump.
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  Speaker 4: I was putting a bit of meat on the bonesy
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  Speaker 4: awardy jay, I'd be down on one knee. I'd say
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  Speaker 4: to my fear lady there, I'd say, do I say,
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  Speaker 4: do you want to get married?
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  Speaker 3: And she go, oh, my God, something on those lines.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because she's so stoked that I want to
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  Speaker 4: marry you and she sees yes, And then I throw
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  Speaker 4: it out of the plane and I'm if you can
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  Speaker 4: catch that, we're getting married.
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  Speaker 6: You're nice?
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  Speaker 3: How good wud that be?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 5: And just to top it off, as they're plunging towards
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  Speaker 5: the ground, plummeting, plummeting, a dollop instead of a.
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  Speaker 6: Parachute coming out of their pack. It's the big show going.
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  Speaker 3: So we are in her backpack? Yes, but then how
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  Speaker 3: do we all not die?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: We all die, but we do it for love keys Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 6: Man, it's so romantic, that's all, like, what a way
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  Speaker 6: to go.
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  Speaker 3: And then he goes to pull his parachute, but just
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  Speaker 3: heaps of flowers come out, really romantic flowers.
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  Speaker 6: Doves and doves yeah nice, and balloons.
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  Speaker 3: God, there's a good entry by that person. Well, yeah, rat,
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  Speaker 3: here's one. This is from Adamnonymous oh, also known as Anonymous.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to cold Play in November when they play
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  Speaker 3: a Sky full of Stars. I'll get my knee dirty.
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  Speaker 3: It must be a favorite song, you know, although we
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  Speaker 3: are standing, we are in the standing area, So if
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  Speaker 3: the moshi, my partner will remove my ballaws and sell
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  Speaker 3: them to buy a new nice so good eating.
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  Speaker 6: Anything with that. I don't know how much you get
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  Speaker 6: for a pair of bullets.
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  Speaker 4: M depends on the bullets.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: the moment?
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  Speaker 6: I think it's a bear market at the moment for bullets.
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  Speaker 3: I was the ass falling out of the bull or market. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: what about this one?
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  Speaker 4: Here?
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  Speaker 3: Good? A feller's anonymous here, I've been with my partner
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  Speaker 3: for fourteen years. Wow, why maybe we could all drive
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  Speaker 3: up to Hoydi's batch and bend the knee on the
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  Speaker 3: beach while Hoydi sorts out the unwanted guests. Thanks, mate,
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  Speaker 3: that's nice. And then and then we jump out of
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  Speaker 3: a bush.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I tell you what.
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  Speaker 5: It would be a beautiful place to propose for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm reeling in a biginea with.
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  Speaker 3: Jason's got his hands gripped, white knuckling a rod. That's romantic, man, Yeah, totally. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: if you are thinking of purchasing an engagement ring, make
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  Speaker 3: sure you do it before the twenty fifth of October.
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  Speaker 3: You head into Diamonds on Red when you say my wife,
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  Speaker 3: and they will pay the GST for you. That's like
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  Speaker 3: you're buying it from giddy free. Holy, very nice.
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  Speaker 6: Meantime, here's Arctic monkeys.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you wrapping it up?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah man, okay, keep them coming in by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dot cotoinz yourself from the drawer.
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  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodes.
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  Speaker 5: Indeed wherever I may roam, that's so true by Metellica.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, fellows, I got it's great yarn. You want
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  Speaker 4: to hear it?
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 4: It all started about a week or so ago, actually
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  Speaker 4: longer than that. I've been looking for a way to
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  Speaker 4: clean my shoes, which means I don't have to do
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  Speaker 4: anything about it. We're very laundry focused today. So what
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  Speaker 4: I found was on Instagram. I had this yellow bag
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  Speaker 4: advertised to me yellow sack, not unlike your your solo
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  Speaker 4: sock sack, Weddy Jay. But it's got all these little
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  Speaker 4: cloth like tentacles that come out you stick your shoes
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  Speaker 4: and then you put that into the washing machine.
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  Speaker 3: And that's a great idea.
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  Speaker 4: It's such a good idea, and so I bought one
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  Speaker 4: of those and it's bloody good. Actually, So I put
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  Speaker 4: my white shoes in there. Beautiful they are now, they've
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  Speaker 4: come out beautiful. But the problem was it didn't clean
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  Speaker 4: the filthy laces. So now I was I, now I've
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  Speaker 4: got to get lacers. So they sort of sat there,
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  Speaker 4: two piers of white shoes for about a week with
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  Speaker 4: no laces in them, and I thought, oh, I'd better
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  Speaker 4: go and find some. So I went to a shoe stop.
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  Speaker 4: The shop and the shoe stop, I know, I went
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  Speaker 4: looking for and I couldn't find any. So I went
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  Speaker 4: to a shoe shop instead, and I said, oh, have
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  Speaker 4: you got any shoelaces there? And they said no, And
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  Speaker 4: I said shoelaces and they said no. And I said,
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  Speaker 4: you don't sell shoelaces here. They said nah, is it right?
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  Speaker 4: So then they sat there for another week, and then
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  Speaker 4: today I went to find some shoelaces.
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  Speaker 3: So I went. I thought I'd go.
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  Speaker 4: To a different shoe shoe shop, and I go into
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  Speaker 4: the first place or the second place. Now this is
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  Speaker 4: they don't sell them either, really, no shoelaces.
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  Speaker 3: What do you buy? Your shoelacers might usually come with
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  Speaker 3: the shoes. Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: A place like you snapped the shoelace because you're such
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  Speaker 4: a backbone a dairy.
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  Speaker 3: Shoelacers from the dairy.
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  Speaker 5: I bought shoelaces from a dairy before two dollars shop, which.
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  Speaker 4: I anticipate that you'd be able to buy someone from
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  Speaker 4: a shoe store.
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  Speaker 6: Well, no, because I would assume.
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  Speaker 5: I would assume that all the all the laces are
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  Speaker 5: designated to shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, but also people need new shoe laces. Sure, so
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  Speaker 4: given you sell shoes, why not you know, while you're there,
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  Speaker 4: just also sell the laces. So anyway, I went to
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  Speaker 4: the shop next door. Yeah, because I managed to find
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  Speaker 4: three shops in a row today that a shoe shop too.
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  Speaker 3: It was they were all shoe shops. So this is
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  Speaker 3: the second shoe shop.
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  Speaker 4: No, this is the third key. You're not going to
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: listen to my story about shoelacers. Third shoe shop. Okay,
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: and this place only they did sell shoelacers, which was
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: bloody good, what a relief. But they a sold round ones, right,
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: have the round ones, and then they also didn't have
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: I needed some for boots and some for shoes, and
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: they only had the short ones that didn't have the
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: long ones. So I was like, well, that's not gonna
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: it won't work.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Right, So he went to the shoe shop to get shoelacers.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Only didn't have short shoe laces at the shoe shop.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: That's right, Okay, Well they did have short shoelacers at
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: the shoe shop. They didn't have the long shoelacers at
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: the shoe shop. Okay, So I went to the last one. Now, actually,
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: in this one, I thought, now, this is a backbone
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: shoes shoe store. That's not like the other ones, which
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: are just sort of yeah, well I won't name them,
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: but you know what I'm talking about. Yes, And I
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: went in there.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I went into this place and it had Yes,
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: we do have them. Great, you got long ones. Oh yeah,
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: of course we do. You think we're mad, but you
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: can only buy six peers at a time.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Without a word of light.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: And they were white, black, red, pink, yellow, green, white,
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: like a multitude of colors. Right, this is what is
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: going on. And then I went to Pat Menzies which
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: was next door, and he had pet.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Did pet? Yeah? Right?
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: And he hid short shoelacers at the shoe shop and
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: long shoelacers at the shoe shop as well, right that
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: you could buy.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Finally, yes, by the shoelacers at the shoe shop. Where
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: did they come individually or with their six shoelaces and
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: peers shoe Yeah, oh that's clever.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: But yeah, so that was a bit of a treat.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: And they're also flat. They went round okay, but I
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: just think to myself, what is this country coming to?
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: That is a really good point, Bogie, do you think so? Though?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Did you think about buying them online? Well?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't, Okay, I didn't because you should have
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: the goddamn things that are shot three four eight three
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: in my barking mad because I thought it was bullshit.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: in on Radio.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Zone Temple pilots there on the radio Honaki Big Show
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: this Tuesday afternoon, Hay coming up after five o'clock.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: How to have an affair with me?
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: No, it's not, it's not. How he put it into
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: the chat was Key's Guide to Heaven.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Guys. What it was was we discussed if we were
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: to have an a fear of how we'd go about it.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: It's sort of it's like, because we're all in really
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: secure relationships. We know that it's all good, but just
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: if push came to shove, how do you go about it?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: So that sounds like aye.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: And we've been sort of hanging off it for quite
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: some time, but he's been He's just like, guys, we
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: need to do how to have.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Can I be honest, I haven't seen him this filthy
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: about it since you were sort of messing around with
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: the throbber. Yes, he was banging on about that and
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: about this chat was going.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: For as long as after the segment. I've got some
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: great tips on how to have a massive a fear.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I'm happy just get it done, all right, So we've
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: just done shoelace chat going off on three four eight three.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: By the way, Jesus, that young was punishing Actually this person,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: this person here, My dad had the same problem wrung
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: me in a panic supermarket if we I found okay interesting?
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: I did mention the supermarket in that chat there, though,
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: did you Obviously that person wasn't paying attention.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, make sure you're paying attention after five though, as
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: we go into how to have an affair with me?
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: No.
• 18:25
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• 18:28
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• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're getting through Tuesday, Okay,
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: I tell you what. She's a glorious afternoon in Auckland
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: City here loving at spring weather.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: You're listening to the big show brought to you by TOOI.
• 18:44
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• 18:44
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• 18:47
  Speaker 3: week onward. You might notice those famous black on one
• 18:51
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• 18:54
  Speaker 4: It, making the news already. I saw, yes, complaint, So
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: job done, A job done.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Now there's a couple on the insta as well that
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: have been put out which I didn't know about.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Go and check those out as well.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Upset about your one?
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: No, why would they be easy?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Just you didn't know about it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: Thought it was very clever.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Well the pants men did it. He's always clever.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. It basically said Hardy Jay is
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: giving up the darries.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Hey, just on that front.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: By the way, if you've got any ideas with the
• 19:26
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• 19:29
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• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. Well, we're going to send them up
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: the poll. We're going to float them with management, that's
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: for sure. We're going to flag it, flag it with management.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Just say hey, run your eye across this, we reckon.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: These would make bloody good billboards and probably by this
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: on next week they'll be They'll be billboards somewhere in
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: the country.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Wow. That huge. It is a huge promise to make.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what else is huge? Just what's coming next?
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: As the Big Show discusses how to heave an affair
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: with me.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's just I thought it'd be quite
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: a funny topic for us to discuss.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: There's nothing funny about cheating on your wife.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: You want to be quite clear about that. It's it's
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: a horror show.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but I just thought if we were, like,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: if I was to have an affair, say hypothetically, how
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: would we go about it?
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: How would you go about it?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I thought you guys would contribute, but it could just
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: be me. If that's fine, that's fine.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: So you want us to contribute to you having an affair?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: You want some advice? Is that what it's a discussion
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: around how if we were to have affairs, how would
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: we do it?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: So already you're sort of you're falling apart under questioning.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: He I'm worried about your brother. We will work on
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: that in.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: The next thing.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: But his faith no more.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not having an a fear.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hold the.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Killers here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. That's Tuesday afternoon.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: The time is fifteen minutes past five o'clock and all
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: as well. Now we're going into a slightly controversial topic
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: and a few people have texted us on three four
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: eight three and said, well, geez, are you really going there?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Fair On, it's not but it is how to have
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: an affair with me?
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Keysing.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: No, it's not that. It's not a segment hosted by
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: me every week. It's just got a sting for that
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: pug Son.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: You know what. I just had a thought. Actually, so
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: it could be.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: How to have an affair with me Kesy, and then
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: after that we could have pug Son's a Connie chat.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Actually the old one Toe. That's a great idea. Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: so what the what the idea was was, you know,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: we're all in very happy, secure relationships. I certainly am
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: and micas And it was just like, look, if you
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: had to, just as a bit of a funny exercise,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: how would you go about having an affair? You know
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: what I mean? So Joe Jase for example.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: So.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Just as a funny idea, this is how we're approaching it,
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: you know what? You know, what's a funny idea?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Poor taste? Can I say that?
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: Likewise?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: So you don't want to do it?
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: How you go about how you do your moves?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: The I'm not doing moves or anything like that. I
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: was just like, how would you know, how would you
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: get away with it?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: So for example, in my life, we've got ship calendars.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: You've got the tracking device on your phone that's going
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: to make things difficult find my iPhone, that's right, So
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: it would be probably something along the lines of the
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Big show has got a bloody you know, we've got it,
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: we've got it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: We're doing a special thing from this place.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: You're not what you're not throwing us under the bus here,
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: But you don't need us to back you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Up now, you guys, you'd be involved with it as well.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: So I want to cover for me in what way
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: it'd be like, oh, you know, the Big Show's got
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: we're doing a live show from down here and putting
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: us up in a hotel, so I'll be away tonight,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: you know. That's all of things. And then it'll be like, well,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: how come I'm going to get your track? How come
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: you're out of brothel? Or no, no, no, no no, Mike,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: that's not that's not what That's not how i'd go
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: about it. We'll tell us, well I just did. I
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: just said, so it would be like, oh, the Big
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: is doing this thing. Sure, I've got a hotel for
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: the night, sweet airs, And then that's probably how I
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: go about it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: And how do you how do you meet this person?
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: I mean?
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Is that because you were saying it would probably for
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: you most likely be the workplace?
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did I say that it was off here?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: You've got your eye on, Mike. Can you please stop
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: contributing to this chat.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: So so you're choosing to have an affair with someone
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: from the workplace, which is which is already a bad move,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: and you've you've got the Big Show involved in covering
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: your ass for you, you know, and I talk to
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: your wife every night.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I'd be comfortable lying to hear like that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Like this, you have a night off talking to it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Well, what if she rings me?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Would just don't answer it, just you know, just you're
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: you're the thing with me anyway, so you know you
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: you're busy schmoozing with Well, how would you guys go
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: about it?
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: I've never given it any thought. I tell her life,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: this is what I'd do.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I'd go out to a bar, any any bar, right,
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: all right, I'd spot an attractive lady.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I'd approach you.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I'd ask her if she was waiting for anybody, you know,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: get a bit of chit check, going by, buy a drink,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: all those sorts of things. One thing leads to another,
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I'd tell her my
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: name is Steve, and I'm in Auckland on business. I'm
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: a salesman T shirts and all this. Yeah, you know,
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: all that sort of stuff. But at the end of it,
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: of course, you know, it's just a it's a bit
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: of role play that my wife and I are actually
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: getting into. Because the only woman that I'd ever have
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: an affair with my wife, Mike, probably for me as well.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: Kikaha, man killed it right.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Well, well that's great, Mike, Jason.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I just wouldn't even entertain it, right, okay, right, and
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: it hasn't never crossed my mind. And quite frankly, I
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: just think it'd be way too much Edmond.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's what's stopping you. The admin.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Well, you know what I mean, it'd just be so
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: tiring if it wasn't for all the admin.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Yes, it'd be.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: If there's a way we can make it easier for you, Jason,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: you don't have the affair, and.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: You know I no, I won't say that, um do it?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: It just I mean, it just doesn't appeal yeah, okay,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: And for the record, it doesn't appeal to any of us.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: This is just a purely hypothetical exercise that we're discussing here,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Sure, sure, so easy? Yeah, sure, man.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Well I hope people learn from that.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Well, I still I'm still sort of none the wise
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: of how you how you do it?
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: No, I need the blow by a blow. I think
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: the listeners deserve it as well. After all this sort
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: of you've set it up for bloody hours.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Did I well, maybe go on about it on the
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: chat for me break we could go through it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, you see that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I so you guys are going to do that because
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I just thought it'd be a sort of a one
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: breaker and then maybe Bogie could get back into shoelace
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: chat or something.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Andavid Bowie Achy Big Show Podcast.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Bluetooth there on the radio Hodanky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: The time it's twenty eight minutes past five o'clock now, Kezy,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: it was very keen on starting a segment called how
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: to have an Affair?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Bullshitting and I want to start a segment.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: And so we sort of had a little chat about
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: it just before. And now what we're going to do
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: is going to set up a scenario. Why don't we
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: felt as where you are in and set of fear?
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Can I just say before we do this scenario, I
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: in no way could don't having an affair. I would
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: never dream of having an affair, And I feel sorry
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: for anyone who's had an a fear happened while they're
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: in a relationship, all right, Genuinely, However, I just thought
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: it would be interesting as a maybe an entertaining point
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: of discussion. How would you go about it if your
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: head to do it. Okay, no one ever has to
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: do it either.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: So the way we're going to play it is that
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Keysey's having ann fair with me Howdy J, but not
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: hoidy J.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I'll just be his lover in this scenario, so you'll
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: be acting yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Well, we do this. I'm playing a character. I'm never
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: playing myself exactly.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I'm playing a character too.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: We're in a motel room and then Mogi Slash Kesey's
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: wife calls him on his phone while he's in the
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: motel room with his lover.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: All right, right, okay, okay, do you want to go
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: to the all right?
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Now I think this needs to start off Keysey with
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: a bit of kezy sweet talking to your lover.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: So I think in order for this to be realistic, you.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: And I are in a hotel room and you're giving
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: me your best stuff.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: No I'm not okay, what's your name?
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Lynnette?
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Lenit from account for accounts, So hit me, big, big fellow.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Listen, Lynnette. Now that we've got some alone time, I
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: just want to just like to personally thank you for
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: promptly paying all my invoices. You know they're always in
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: within seven days, which I really which I really appreciate.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: And god, you're really Lenette. Look at me, you're really
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: you're really beautiful. Anyone ever told you that? Has your
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: husband ever told you that?
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: I don't have a husband?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Hey, how'd you feel if I just? Oh? Oh sorry,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, it's my eighties hotel phone. Hold on, I'm
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: going to just take this.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Hang on.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Fine, Hello Chris speaking. Hey babe, it to me?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Is that is that you? My wife? Sorry about that, darling.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: That was just the receptionist at the hotel here, just
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: you know, they heard she heard my wife and thought
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: it would be funny to yell that out. You know,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: what are you doing at the hotel? Did I not
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: tell you? I mean I went on like a work
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: trip we're doing?
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Maybe No, you told me.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: That's how I rang on your hotel phone. But why
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: are you there? I think at the bottom of that, Oh,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: we had a work thing on. So I remember that
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: work thing I told you about. We had that on
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: and that thiey very funny. I'll come over Selfie with
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: you soon. I'll come over Southie with you soon. Sorry,
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: I mean my wife. There's lots of fans here of
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: the old Hoducky Big Show. You know how it is.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I get those really weird vibe that you're have it
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: in a fear. Ah, I mean, I don't know why.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you would say such. I mean what.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: I want to.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: See that famous button massroom of yours.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Sorry, you know you're sort of last comment from that woman.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who's in your hotel room reception?
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Remember? Yeah, I just came down to you're stuttering like
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: a bath. Oh okay, look babe, I can't do it.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: The truth is, I'm having an a fear. All right,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I'm having a fear.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: There.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I said it. I feel stupid. I shouldn't have done it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed about it. You know, I've and I've we've
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: got so much amazing stuff together and I've just blown it. No,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: we've got really great we've got we've got amazing stuff together.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I've blown it. And I haven't just ruined our relationship.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I haven't just ruined our relationship. I've also ruined Hoidy
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: j and Mogi's relationship because it's their wives that are
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: here with me. All right, it's all out in the open.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Well that's fine. Actually, yeah, it's Moggie and
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: around here.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: The Hodiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Tune in four.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: On Radio ho Lucky Queen there on the Radio Hodanche
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: The time is five forty one.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Man, Hey, you don't forget that. The Hot Spring SPA
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• 31:36
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  Speaker 3: Chris Gaale is coming. He is the wild card playing
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• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Yes, so, good fellows. I had strange encountered.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Today was a strange encounters.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: Of the hoody j kind. Yeah, strange encounters of the hot.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: It's been a while since I've had one of these actually,
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: And basically they're just very odd people that seem to
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: connect with me in everyday society.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: For fear them.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I don't know why.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: It's amazing because we'll be on the road somewhere and
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Mogi and Iron Pugs will be there with you, but
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: the weird person will come over to you every time.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, today I had to go.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: To the dairy.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: What for shoelaces?
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Shoelaces?
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, some milk actually, Oh yeah, and if I'm honest,
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: another packet of daries. I've been smashing through the darries lately.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Boy, oh boy, was.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: It because you overboiled your wife's milk making a coffee
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: to go get more milk?
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: No, she was on coffee this morning, kings, So it
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: was it was okay, it was a bit but cold
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: that hot of it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Anyway, So I was going up to the dairy.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Yes, And as I was walking up to the diry,
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: right out in front of the diary was a dude
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: and he was sitting on one of those sort of
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: BMX bikes, you know, not not like a big bike,
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: but a kind of b mixed style bike.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: And when I say dude, this guy would have been
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: probably late forties.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he wasn't really a d he.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Was said the front keasy geez. And anyway, I was like, oh,
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: that's a bit odd. But he was just sort of
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: rocking back on back and forth on this bike.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: What was he wearing.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: He was wearing like a Swanye and some trackie.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Pants, taking no shoes, right, So I sort of went okay,
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Viny locked up and he smiled at me and he
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: said what And I went, oh, and say, oh, good
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: o them. Man I in my mind I went I
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: was shit. And I approached him and I went, oh,
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: good I mate, how are you? And he went, do
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: you want my bike? And I said no, man, I
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: don't want your bike, he said, And he said you
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: sure you don't want my bike? And he started getting
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: seriously getting off the bike, because you know, he's quite
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: a big bastard. And I said, no, mate, I don't
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: want your bike. I don't want your bike. And he
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: said you don't have to pay for it. And I said, seriously, man,
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I don't want your bike.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: And he went okay. And so then when I went
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: into the dairy, and.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: I've got to be honest, I wandered around the dairy
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: a bit longer than I needed to because I was
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: going what I'm going on here? And he was freaking
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: me out a little bit and then he just wouldn't leave.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: So I bought the milk, bought my daaries had a
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: little chat to the you know, the guy behind the
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: counter of the end, and sort of was going and
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: he was like yeah, and he's odd. So I walked
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: out of the dairy and I was determined not to
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: make any contact with him, to not engage. Sure, I
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: didn't want to engage there go It went well, but
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: he was still sort of on the pavement by the
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: front of the shop, so I had to walk around him.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: So I walked around him, and I was walking down
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: and my house is only about twenty meters from the dairy,
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: and to my horror, he started following behind me.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, he knows where you leave.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: I was going.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I was going, ah, I won't yes, And he wasn't
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: cycling the bike.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: He was just using his feet to sort.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Of like Fred Flintstone, kind of pushed himself along.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: And then I got to the top of my driveway
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, I don't want this dude
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: coming down to my house with me. So I stopped
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: on top of the drive and I looked at him
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: and I said, you were good mate, and he said, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I'm all good. And he said do you want my bike?
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: And I said, ah, man, seriously, I don't want your bike.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Well, you're too good for his bike.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: And then he grabbed the handlebars and made like a
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: motorcycle noise.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: And honed off down the hill, just in a bigywi
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: And I live on top of this massive hill and
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: he just honed down.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: The hill And if he had to stop, there's no
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: way in a million years he had start without flying
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: five hundred meters through the air.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: And I was standing at the top of my driveway
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: going what was that? And then I went down and
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: had a dirry and had another dorry and a glass
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: of milk because I was feeling quite acidy in the summit.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: That is bizarre. That weird sounds like it goes.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Last was Michael Yeah, I was never into beer mixes, man,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Mountain Bike Rally twenties, Penny Farthing, Penny Fathers.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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• 36:55
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• 36:58
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• 37:01
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  Speaker 3: Me easy, that's right, said through on three four eight
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ikey, Yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to your massive bagbones. Hope you're getting through
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: your Tuesday evening very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
• 37:29
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• 37:32
  Speaker 5: you've got any ideas for a twoy billboard, texts three
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  Speaker 5: pole and pass it on to management, won't we feel?
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  Speaker 4: We sure will and I hopefully you'll get in the papers.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Theres been something that's offended three people and read it?
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, what about this one here from Derek. Let's all
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: start Jason's batch this weekend. It's vacant of course, yeah, right,
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: of course that's in reference to us going to Jason's batch.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: And then it was double being double booked and Joe
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: said to go home with his tail between his week. Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: he was Evan and Jeff and.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: I was feelthy and I still am.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: What about this one here? My missus doesn't mind me
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: following Instagram models? Yeah right yet right? And that one's
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: from Mogi.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Well, this is what I found really interesting. Your guys
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Instagram accounts, and you constantly show me pictures of what
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: you get on yours, and it's like, what's going on there?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what's weird.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: It's Querdy j constantly looking over our show, was trying
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: to get involved in what's going on on that instagram.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Veryht me be.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: Very accurate here.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: I'll give you a very accurate rendition of Mogi fellas.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Check this out. I don't know why I'm getting this shit.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Why do I keep getting served this stuff?
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Why does it keep turning up on my phone?
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: It's a mystery. It is a mystery. Happens like four
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: times a day. And I'd just like to say that,
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: you know, certain things have happened on the show today,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: and you know, we joke around. It doesn't mean we're
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: you know, PEVs or having affairs with our wives or
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: anything like.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: That, you know.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: I just so you don't have an affair with your wife,
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: You have an affair with someone else?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Easy, Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't just readomly say.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Oh kezy o of knowver Hey, Now listen on the
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: podcast outro today.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, I forgot about that.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: What does that say on the little clip there? Keys
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: you just throw to me, I'm want to throw to you.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Then today's Clipper is about Home Invaders, and if you
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: want to listen to it, it comes out at seven
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: thirty pm sharp, along with the highlights package of the show.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: If someone broke into my house and I heard them
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: in my lounge, you know what I'd do. I get
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: into the lounge where they were and I'd slap my
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: fats from fire to fie.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Gay check this weapon out, you son of a bitch.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: But you'd have a rager at that point, so that
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: wouldn't swing. Oh little swing all right, jasus, j you
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: are a shocker. He's got his hands covering his face
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: as soon as that clip started playing, Jason's allow me
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: to speak for you here.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: We have some pretty uh, some pretty outrageous chat that
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: happens on the podcast, which you never would anticipate.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Would go to wear but every now and again.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Pegs will put on the worst possible clip that you
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: would assume doesn't need to be said, that it shouldn't
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: be on the radio. He would know that, and you'd
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: get served up and you're just like, not that one, Pug,
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: not that way, mate.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: As soon as I knew what it was, I just
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: went no, No, that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: One, Pegs. That was You nailed it, buddy. And if
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: you want to hear the full seven thirty tonight Sitch
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Hodarky Big Show, wherever get your potties from it, you're
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: that you're the one that said it. Jase Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: On the podcast out Showy text shure you watch for
• 40:44
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• 40:47
  Speaker 1: The Whodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Who find us here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: this Tuesday afternoon, Let's talk food.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Oh you hey, guys? Text here for from Steve? What's
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: for Teams Zealand with me kid. People are texting through
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: heaps and texts Fellers, they're texting them through, that's true.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: On three four eight three Everyone now in the drawer
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: for a too he prize pack. Good a there flowers,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: This is from Devon Yeah, from Devonport, Nigel and Devenport. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: chicken salad. Kiss kiss, Hi, guys, have a good night.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Gh that's nice, friendly, really nice friendly.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and a very sort of spring like meal, if
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: I may say so. I want to know what kind
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: of dressing he's gone on the salad, but.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: It says here traditional caesar, so we'll have parmesan. It'll
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: have croutons, parmesan.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: You guys want to contribute or is this just me?
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Well, that's that's not a chicken salad you're describing. It's
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: a caesar salad.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got chicken in it, though, doesn't it chicken
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: caesar salad? And then it eats it because it thinks
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: sellad's young because it sees it. Ah, Oh, that's good, Magie.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: I just made that up on the spot. The people
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: at home will think that we've been riding that joke
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: for hours, but we haven't. There's just straight off the
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: top of my head.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Right, that would have been a really funny one to say,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: sort of almost at the end of this break.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: We could have done it during Laser's chat somehow, would
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: have been good.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Actually, do you want to recall that, and then
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: at the end of this chat we'll come back to it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: It'll be a real funny way to end the break.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Tonight, when I get home, I'm going to put the
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: new lacers and my shoes there. Okay, So I have
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: some more Lacer's chat tomorrow. If you could bang a
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: stinging together for us pug Son.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Laser's Chat Lacer's Chat with Old and schedule that for
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: about eleven PM tonight. Ah, get a Feller's Nigel here?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, Carpenter, wasn't Nigel? Okay, Nigel Carpenter. I'm having
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: a well done rump steak and six warm toies. That
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: sounds delicious.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Don't you think I prefer they were chilled?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I prefer it chilled beer.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: I don't really get the whole idea of a warm
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: beer really, but no.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Neither obviously cold is preferable. Also well done rump? Yeah
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: for me? Please not well done and secondly not rump.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: No.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Right with a rump? What do you do with that? Jase?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Do you want to put a marinade on it or
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: a slow cook it?
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: I would tend to slow cook it. Yeah, yeah, tends
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: to be a firm and more chiwy meat.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: You can tenderize it, you can pamel it good, give
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: it the beats.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: To do to doo, to doo do dooche to doo
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: do do, turn it over to do.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Get a Feller's BILLSI here what BILLSI you're joking. No,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: it's what it says on text tonight. I'm having aged
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: lobster with a side of mash and Viggie's sweaty face
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: lobster emoji aged aged lobster. That maybe caged lobster. Maybe
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: it's a type of about aged lobster, enraged lobster.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: They go very rad when they're like that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: They do enraged lobster could be and they are Yeah, okay,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: it's a sort of a hoidy j type lobster. Do
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: you guys just thinking? Man, this segment's random? Okay, No, good,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Get a fella's Thomas here engine having burgers and mashed
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: through a straw because I fell off my BMX the
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: other day hurtling down a hill trying to get away
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: from hodis.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Trying to get away from has been a messive wounded.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: If you don't get their joke, check out The podcast
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: comes out at seventh th one more. Here's one from Tom.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Can we give that person toy price pack? Yeah, here's
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: one from Tom. Get a evening fe do as I'm
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: making fish pie for dinner using using lovely smoked travelli
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: from the waters around Herold Island. Yeah, using is what
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I meant to say.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, Yeah, I'm hi. Don't mind a fish pie,
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: specially if.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: It's got eggs in it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, cool, really strong into this break Fellers, We'll
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: just go straight to some ads here and.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: With the Arching Big Show podcast Man Boys Slim there
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  Speaker 5: on the radio, hold Nky Big Show this Tuesday evening.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Let's talk to v A.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whoa, Wow, that was a good one.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: It's going good now that you're not doing today. You
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: just sort of stock stood back from it because you
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: hate it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: I hate it a lot, and our natural harmony comes out,
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: you know?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Do you notice that made perfect? Doesn't it?
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: Lovely?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: I watched over the weekend, Actually I watched a bunch
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: of things, but I haven't got in front of me.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: So I'm just going to have to talk about the
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: thing that I'm only halfway through. It's called Willan Harper,
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: and it's about Will Ferrell and his comedy riding buddy
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: from as far back as Satelley Night Live. And after
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: sort of once COVID hits, his mate sends him an
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: email and says, I am transitioning into being a woman. Yes,
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: And so then how they handle that relationship after that?
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: And this formerly the dude or the dude When he
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: was a dude, he would drive a lot around America,
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: loved driving cross country, but he was concerned that he
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: wouldn't be able to do that anymore as a trans
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: woman because he might get physically assaulted or verbally assaulted.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: And that made him really sad. So Will Ferrell said, well,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: why don't we travel across Coe together and I can
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: be a buffer between you know, during any of those things.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: And I also get to see what your experiences and
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: we'll get to talk about how you're handling it, how
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: I'm handling all those sorts of things.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit slight.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: It's a movie about maybe I'm an hour into it,
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: but the best parts of it are when they're just talking.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: But I think it's really good. I think it's really
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: I'm really enjoying it because it's it will give you
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: a perspective and been up. Because it's all feral, people
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: will be a lot more open to it than otherwise,
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: you know, than some people might be otherwise. Yes, but
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: as a pretty unique opportunity to have a look at
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: the experience of people going through through that transition.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's on.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Netflix snap and funnily enough, Mogi I watched the first
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: hour as well.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then he got sort of distracted by other stuff.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: But like you, I thought it was a bit slow
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: at times, but very much enjoyed it and a great.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Concept for a show.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Really, it really is.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I also, but I didn't watch it last time.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I watched that over the weekend as well. Definitely with
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: having a look at I watched Below zero again last night.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: It's your celebrity Treasure is it is tonight.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: But there's one there's one woman on it called Sue
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: who's like, I don't know. She runs this camp out
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: in the middle of the Arctic, and she's sort of
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: maybe mid sixties, and she's one of those people that
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: obviously thinks she's really amazing and everything she does is
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: like a lesson and.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: A life story. Yeah you know what I mean. But
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: she never really does anything.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Sure, she goes hunting and she never catches anything, you
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: know what I mean.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: But you'll always about something and you'll.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Go, yeah, but you didn't do anything, and then she'll
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: go back inside.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: So it's a show about her talking a lot about
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: doing something but never actually doing it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: But it's not just about her.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: It's about a lot of other people in that same
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: situation who are kind of backbones and.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: Go and kill stuff. Yeah, kill bears and stuff like that.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: It is a good show. I enjoy it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't get to watch The Island night. You could
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: talk about the comedy. I'll be watching two tonight and
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: saw Rummish Ranger Nathan, who's a fantastic UK comedian and
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: just killed for two hours, two hours, not one stutter,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: not one miss, like just so slick. And I didn't
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: realize but I booked the very furthest back tickets at
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: the Civic Theater. But not not the Civic, it was
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: the LTR Center Dame Kitty Kanawa Theater. Yeah, the cheapest
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: seats you got, well it was I wait until the
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: last minute to get them. Holy shit, I couldn't see
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: anything so hot up the very I was directly above
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: me was the guy operating the limelight. So it was
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: just and honestly we were dying up there and it
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: was just like, note to self, don't be a cheap
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: skate next time and actually get some good ticket. I
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: highly recommend by the way, I think he's playing in
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Wellington tonight.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know that I can do two hours, I'll
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: be honest, Yeah, but you probably long time.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: I don't eve think you could do twenty minutes.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Um, you know, to listen to someone for two hours
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: would be a bit match wor old Hoody.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: About three hours of the Big Show Hurdarchy Big Show
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Kesey Smashing Pumpkins here on the radio hod Achi Big
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Show this Tuesday evening. You know, some days, fellas, when
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: you're working, it feels like you're doing a marathon, doesn't it.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: You know, you sort of start to feed a fatigue
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: gup at the end of the day, you know what
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: It's so true, yeah, man, And like doing radio especially,
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: it's almost like doing an ultra marathon would.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: So it's a mental and emotional ultra marathon.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: What's it for you? Mogie?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad it's not a physical marathon.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I can handle the mental and emotional, but it's a
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: physical I'm not interested in. Yeah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I could do a spiritual ultra marathon, but not a
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: real one, which is why, unfortunately I've had to pull
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: out of doing the fault Line Ultra Marathon a mountain
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Bike challenge. You know, it's come around too quickly. I'm
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: just not ready yet. Yeah, more so injured. But fellas
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: you guys are still keen to do it?
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Man, how are you getting on with your running? By
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: the way, keysy, because I know you hate it, but
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: are you still persistent?
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Three k's so you're done. I'm not doing it like
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: a right yeah that ma No, No, just my ankle
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: all right, oh yeah, dicky ankle, Yeah, just plays up.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: So unfortunately, just the running gods are like, now you
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: can't do it?
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Did you reinjure it on Friday night when you're dancing
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: up a storm?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Did you see that? Yeah? Yeah yeah, yeah that was
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: good that night actually, but the next day God just
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: giving me grief and I had to pull out. Yeah
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: yeah of the marathon. Thank you fault Line Ultra and
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Mountain Bike challenges going here down in Wellington there, we
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: are all pulling out of it. We're not doing it,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: so we need some backbones to step up in our place.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Text ultra to three four eight three. We're just a
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: few chances to win free entry to the fault line,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: including flights accommodation. Just tell us who out of the
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: three you'd like to be running on behalf of or
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: cycling on behalf of. Plenty of options go into your head,
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: which you're choosing, fellas six k run, one hundred mile run,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: fifty K bike, one hundred k bike or one hundred
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: mile bike.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I'd go to the one hundred and sixty k or one
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: hundred mile as you call it, because I'd like to
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: be able to say that I entered it at least
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I had every intention of doing it, and then I
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: can fake a hammy or something there have to blah
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: blah blah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: But I was green. Whereas if you do that for
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: a sex k, then really who cares?
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's actually a really good point, you see.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: I'd be prepared to do that one hundred and sixty
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: k oh, yeah, and then pull out after after like
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: one hundred meters. Yes, because I blew something out in
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: Myhami or something like that, you know what I mean?
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Blue me something out in your heavy if you
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: if you are keen to get stuck in, register for
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: the fault line in Wellington's Trail Paradise with the views
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: are worth every bit of pain, sacrifice and minute of
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: training ulture to three four eight three.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Register there for your chance to win free entry and
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: get all those you know, accommodation of flights included.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Good deal Man the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: on Radio Darkey.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Well, there you go, your mad Basards, that's your Tuesday
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: show down and Dustill what's the plain tonight, Maggie.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Um, I haven't go on.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Actually, I'm thinking I should be doing more with my evenings,
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: sure on account of the fact that I don't have
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: me well and daughter there. Yes, so I don't know
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: what that means exactly. On a Tuesday, it's tight our Tuesday.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: I could go to a movie. Yeah nice.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: But also when the weather's like this too, you know
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: what I mean, there's still a lot of sunshine nighttime now,
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: it makes it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Makes you want to do more with your day.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: I get that when I'm driving home. I was like
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: I should go out and do something tonight, you know
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: what I mean?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: But you don't.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: Nah, good on your what about you? Kezy early night
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: for you?
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: But it looks out you're a bit You're a bit drewsy.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I'm drewy.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Commonly use phrase drewsy, yeah, or drowpy drowpy.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, it's been the big day for you, to
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: be fair.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's been a massive day. I will be
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: going home probably watching two episodes of Slebberty Chooser, rilling
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: back to back last night tonight and having dinner and
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: then going to bed.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Nice happening. That's so great. What about you, Jason?
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: He's going to go home, chat to my wife watching
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: on the TV. Probably below's there because it's.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: On every night at the moment, have some dinner, read
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: a book, and then go to bed.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: What are you reading? Seems like if you're reading.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: It's called Hamnet, Hamlet, Hamnet. Does it make you a
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: drop I m any droopy? Yeah, it does, Drewsy. It's
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: a combination of droopy and woozy.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: And what does Hamnet? What's that about?
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: It's about actually based on Hamlet, but that's how he
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: was known back in the day Hamnet.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: I can't tell if you're taking the person. Ah, I
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: feel like you're not. I have no idea.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Sounds great bloody good stuff, hey but hey. Make sure
• 54:43
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• 54:46
  Speaker 5: account Till Tomorrow, See You let Up.