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- 1:06sports betters All right now well, let's see
- 1:10it's a it's week 12 now and It's it's getting
- 1:15down to it. It's getting down to Who's gonna
- 1:18who's gonna make it to the dance who's gonna
- 1:19make to the show, but? Let's let's go over last
- 1:23week. I I had a really good week I went six and
- 1:26three and I won my surefire pick so I I did really
- 1:31well last week, so I have nothing to complain
- 1:34about except I switched my my under in the Seahawks
- 1:38Rams to the Seahawks money line because I was
- 1:41like cuz cuz Chris was so convincing about his
- 1:45about the Seahawks and they had a chance to win
- 1:48it at the end but Unfortunately, they those last
- 1:52shots don't always go in but that's okay I mean,
- 1:57that's that's pretty much it for me. Chris. How
- 1:59did you do? I mean Not great not terrible went
- 2:05five six and one about yeah Lost my surefire
- 2:09obviously Seahawks money line. I just got greedy
- 2:13should have taken the points because they would
- 2:14have covered or they did cover but I Just I got
- 2:18greedy Um, but I, I'd still probably place that
- 2:21bet again. Like you said, that six yard field,
- 2:23well, the winner just came up short happens,
- 2:26I guess. Um, Bengals got boat race, trying to
- 2:29think, Oh yeah. Dolphins one, uh, had no business
- 2:32winning. Neither of those teams wanted to win.
- 2:36That was the worst football games I've watched
- 2:38in a non -titans football game. I'll say in quite
- 2:41some time that was disgusting. Um, but very thankful
- 2:46for that. Um, jets pushed. on Thursday night,
- 2:50I got plus 13. I wanted to bet plus 13 and a
- 2:53half, but I was like, eh, I'll wait. Like just,
- 2:58I wasn't ready to get my bets in at the moment.
- 3:00I'll make them later. And then of course, when
- 3:02I go check it's 13 and I was like, whatever,
- 3:04I'll take it. And it pushes, but we'll take it.
- 3:07Yeah, not, but you know, not terrible. Love the,
- 3:12sorry if I've heard this one before. I love the
- 3:14board this weekend. So I'm ready to go. Sean,
- 3:17how'd you do? Wasn't good. It just wasn't a good
- 3:26time Dolphins somehow, you know covered miracle
- 3:32And I was like, all right, here we go start the
- 3:36day off, right? Couldn't buy a win in the news
- 3:40noon slate. I think I went oh and five in the
- 3:42noon slate Think the only bet I won in the four
- 3:46o 'clock slate was the Chiefs Broncos under and
- 3:50then Who had Sunday night? I ended up going to
- 3:54bed like pretty early because I was like today
- 3:56fucking sucks. I Can't win anything But to know
- 4:03on Monday night, so we just we move on to know
- 4:08in our last two Yes, we move on Week 12. You
- 4:14were right to not watch Sunday Night Football.
- 4:16That game fucking sucked. I watched the first
- 4:21quarter. It was Eagle's Lions, right? Yeah, it
- 4:23was awful. What did I have in there? I had the
- 4:28under. Yeah, I had the under, so I did win that.
- 4:31I could tell. I went to bed after the first quarter
- 4:35because I was also just having a shitty day and
- 4:38I was sleepy. I was like, fuck this. I was like,
- 4:41this bet's going to hit. I don't want to watch
- 4:43it because this game fucking sucks. So I'm just
- 4:46going to go to bed. Yeah. Also, well, we didn't
- 4:50say last week, but happy birthday. You're 30.
- 4:54That Sunday kicked my ass after your 30th. Outing
- 5:02does another reason why I went to bed so early.
- 5:05I was like, dude, I feel like crap. I felt like
- 5:09shit all day long. Yeah, I watched the Madrid
- 5:12game. And then I think I watched maybe three
- 5:18quarters of the first half of the Titans game.
- 5:20And then I fell asleep on the couch. A quarter
- 5:24and a half, three quarters of the first quarter
- 5:28and a half of the Titans game that I fell asleep
- 5:34on the couch. And I woke up and Cam Ward through
- 5:38the past to to chig to get down to the field
- 5:43and tie it up. And I was like, Oh, great. And
- 5:46then I fell back asleep. So I didn't even see
- 5:48what happened. Obviously, we lost. But, you know,
- 5:51yeah. Well, happy birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Sunday
- 5:58was brutal. Yeah. Yeah, I woke up for work on
- 6:07Sunday. I was like, Oh, No This is going to be
- 6:12bad Yeah, it was it was not great anyway Moving
- 6:18on to week 12 another great week of the NFL season
- 6:21We start off with an NFC North matchup Vikings
- 6:26at the Packers the Packers are favored by six
- 6:29and a half points in this divisional matchup
- 6:32I Guess I'll start this one off I Hmm this one's
- 6:41tough because it's a divisional game and like
- 6:44it kind of feels like the Packers Just can't
- 6:48quite Finish out games when they they really
- 6:52need to I mean they they won by seven against
- 6:55the Giants But it's like it it's the Giants like
- 6:59they fucking suck. They played Jamis Although
- 7:03obviously if if you took the the Giants when
- 7:08they announced that they were playing Jamus,
- 7:10then I don't blame you one bit. I took the over
- 7:15when that was announced. Sounds like this game,
- 7:18like it's a Jamus game. Right. So I don't blame
- 7:22anyone for taking that, but I didn't. And Packers
- 7:26only won by seven. So it's it's like Packers
- 7:30do this thing where like they just they they
- 7:32haven't really been closing out games and I'm
- 7:35taking the Vikings plus six and a half here Feels
- 7:37like kind of like a big number for a divisional
- 7:40matchup, especially since the Vikings they're
- 7:43kind of Gonna have their backs against the wall
- 7:45right now and they're not I don't think they're
- 7:47a bad team, but They're not like they're not
- 7:52that good either. It's it so it's it feels like
- 7:57Most of their games are pretty close like Last
- 8:02week was close with the Bears that I called the
- 8:06Bears won A little tire pump there, but I'm taking
- 8:10the Vikings I that that's called purely by vibes,
- 8:15but also I don't I don't think the Packers are
- 8:18for real. So Vikings plus six and a half Chris
- 8:22I'm taking the under forty one and a half JJ
- 8:27McCarthy is bad. Like right now he is bad. I
- 8:31know he's only played like four games ever, but
- 8:35he stinks right now. I mean, if you can't move
- 8:37the ball against the frigging bears, I don't
- 8:39know. I don't know what to tell him. And I know
- 8:41that came back at the end. I think that's more
- 8:42just the bears not being able to finish out a
- 8:45football game more so than the Vikings crawling
- 8:47back in it. So, um, yeah, I just don't think
- 8:50they're going to be able to move the ball. Green
- 8:51Bay's defense, Perry get at home. It's kind of
- 8:53stinks on the road, but at home, they're only
- 8:55allowing 15 points a game. It's pretty damn good.
- 8:58So, um, Green Bay's offense, very vanilla. Uh,
- 9:04I feel like most of the guys they have are hurt
- 9:07or banged up. Like Josh Jacobs went down. He's
- 9:10questionable for this one. Sounds like he's going
- 9:12to play, but I mean, how effective is he going
- 9:14to be? I don't know. I think this game is going
- 9:16to be boring. I mean, you get an outdoor team
- 9:19or an indoor team in Minnesota playing outside
- 9:22is in Green Bay. Correct. Yes. Okay, before I
- 9:26look like an idiot. Okay. Yeah, just think it's
- 9:29gonna be ugly under 41 and a half. Sean, what
- 9:32do you think? Yeah, also the under. I think when
- 9:36the, you know, schedule makers were making this
- 9:39one, it's like, hey, this, this could be fun.
- 9:42I think it's gonna stink. JJ can't throw the
- 9:45ball. Justin Jefferson's crashing out on the
- 9:48sideline. He's obviously not happy with his situation.
- 9:53Who knows about Josh Jacobs? Jordan Love is kind
- 9:57on the struggle bus too. There's a lot of stats
- 10:01out there that we're just telling you to take
- 10:04the over, but man, this game, I think it's gonna
- 10:07stink. Neither of these teams have scored more
- 10:10than 20 points in their last three games. Late
- 10:14season division games, they get nitty gritty,
- 10:17they get tight. Just keep the ball on the ground.
- 10:19So give me the under 41 and a half. All right
- 10:24moving on to the next game the Colts at the Chiefs
- 10:30in Kansas City the Chiefs are favored by three
- 10:32and a half It's kind of do or die time for the
- 10:38Chiefs They're five and five on the season and
- 10:42if they don't Start winning these games, then
- 10:46they're just not gonna make the playoffs they
- 10:49the loss to the Jaguars really Puts them behind
- 10:55the eight ball. So I think I think their number
- 10:57they have to win six out of the next seven games
- 11:00something like that in order to Even make the
- 11:04playoffs So assuming that Jacksonville does bad
- 11:08as well And so I'm gonna throw it to Chris What
- 11:14do you think about this game? I? Hate this game
- 11:19Because everything in me is telling me to take
- 11:22the chiefs minus three and a half But I bet the
- 11:27chiefs minus three and a half last week and Oh
- 11:31my god that never for a fucking second felt like
- 11:34they were gonna win that game I know I take the
- 11:37calls plus three and a half. I just cannot bet
- 11:40the chiefs with this same number After last week.
- 11:44I mean, I know they tied it late Never thought
- 11:48I was like, okay, they cool. It's interesting
- 11:50out. They aren't going to win this game They
- 11:51played like shit and they've kind of played like
- 11:54shit a lot this season Colts are a fucking wagon.
- 11:59They have been all season. I don't really know
- 12:02why this line is three and a half I'm gonna take
- 12:07Colts plus three and a half and I got stat from
- 12:10our friends at the trend center since 1990 When
- 12:15Kansas City is favored by more than two and a
- 12:16half points between weeks nine and 12, they are
- 12:2122, 47 and three against the spread to seven
- 12:25and one and their last 10. So this number gets
- 12:29to two and a half. We'll talk, but right now
- 12:33at three and a half, it's close. It's it's the
- 12:35Colts. I hate it, but I do love that stat. Wish
- 12:40I saw it last week, but it's the cults for me
- 12:44right now. Will, what is your pick? Chris, I
- 12:49want to first say that everything that you just
- 12:53said is correct. It is right. It is factual.
- 12:59However, I'm taking the Chief's minus three and
- 13:01a half here. It's just kind of like... It's it's
- 13:08gut check time if they don't win this game They're
- 13:11out of it. And it's kind of like it's kind of
- 13:14like when the Patriots were or sort of at their
- 13:17peak and it's like they had a bad start to the
- 13:18season and then everyone is jumping the ship
- 13:21because They they look like shit But they end
- 13:25up making the playoffs. So Based on that logic,
- 13:28I'll be taking the Chiefs minus three and a half
- 13:31if this bet loses I'm kind of okay with that
- 13:36It's, it's, you know, it's kind of like, I'm
- 13:39probably take the chiefs this week and next week.
- 13:43And if they lose both of those games, then it'll
- 13:46be that it's I mean, there's no hope. There's
- 13:48no what they they have nothing to play for at
- 13:51that point. So back against the wall, I am I'm
- 13:54taking the chiefs. Yeah, that's that's kind of
- 13:59it. Does that make sense? Yeah, I mean, it's
- 14:03the exact same logic I had last week. So I totally
- 14:06get what you're saying. This, this is the perfect
- 14:11get right spot for the chiefs. Every literally
- 14:15everyone is jumping off the ship. Because like
- 14:19five and five, they haven't been five and five
- 14:20in like 10 years or something. Yeah, it had it.
- 14:24Okay. You're not I don't think either of you
- 14:29are wrong. Okay, yes. What are you taking? I
- 14:36think that, you know, the NFL schedule makers
- 14:40also got this one wrong. They thought the Chiefs
- 14:41would be eight and two, and the Colts would be,
- 14:43you know, five and five, pretty much reversed,
- 14:46or maybe four and six. Just throw this game in
- 14:50the noon slot, but this is definitely the best
- 14:52game on at noon, 100%. Let's just have these
- 14:57two duke it out. This is the perfect get right
- 14:59spot for the cheese Colts are actual world beaters
- 15:03Daniel Jones is playing great Jonathan Taylor
- 15:07Should actually be MVP this season. So give me
- 15:11the over over 50 and a half Let's just have a
- 15:14good old shootout in the noon slate for two teams
- 15:17that I hate that I know are just good So let
- 15:22them let them be good on their own and just kick
- 15:26the shit out of each other And I make some money
- 15:29when they score points. That's how I'm looking
- 15:31at this game, because I'm not betting either
- 15:33side. I said in like week three, I'm not betting
- 15:36a side on the Chiefs. I can't do it. Fair enough.
- 15:41Fair enough. All right. Next game. Are you OK,
- 15:46Chris? No, I'm in a blender. I thought you loved
- 15:51the board. I hate this game. Everything else
- 15:54I love. I hate this game. I mean, I was. Sitting
- 15:57down writing notes. I was like, I have no idea
- 15:59what to take off because I had Sean's thought
- 16:02process too But I was like, I don't know if the
- 16:04Chiefs can score 28 points They have to they
- 16:08have to though against the Colts Like I know
- 16:12they have to but I shouldn't know if they can't
- 16:14we haven't seen it in weeks It's like everything
- 16:18you guys are saying I said last week and they
- 16:22were off Your logic is sound as well Chris I
- 16:27know. That's why I hate this game. If it gets
- 16:30to two and a half, I'm taking the chiefs, but
- 16:31three and a half. I'm sticking with Colts. Cause
- 16:34the chiefs can still win this game and Colts
- 16:36cover. So. Right. Um, okay. Moving on, uh, Steelers
- 16:45at the bears, bears favored by three Steelers,
- 16:50uh, an incredibly inconsistent team. Aaron Rogers,
- 16:54probably not going to play this game. He cannot
- 16:57have that one final revenge against the Bears.
- 17:01I mean, he doesn't need revenge, but he likes
- 17:03to, you know. You know what I mean. You know
- 17:06what I mean. He likes to shit on him. The Bears
- 17:10are favored by three. It's in Chicago. It's probably
- 17:12going to be really cold. Sean, what do you like
- 17:16for this game? Going with the Stillers plus three
- 17:20plus two and a half, whatever it is now. Bears
- 17:24been playing with fire. these past however many
- 17:28weeks, there's seven and three. You gotta get
- 17:31burned at some point. Even without Rogers, if
- 17:34Mason Rudolph is going, Pittsburgh's been looking
- 17:39better. But Chicago been in six one score games
- 17:44and five of those have been decided by five points
- 17:46or less. Bears could very well walk it off again
- 17:50this week for a fourth week in a row. field goal
- 17:54up by one, 21 -20 final score. I also found this
- 17:59stat that in the last 20 years, teams who have
- 18:04won three in a row, all by five points or less,
- 18:07the Bears, went 12 and 23 -1 against the spread
- 18:12in the next game. So give me Mike Tomlin on the
- 18:16road, Mason Rudolph, Steelers plus three. Chris,
- 18:20what you got? Steelers. everything you just said.
- 18:25I still don't think the Bears are that good.
- 18:28I said that last week. I still don't think they're
- 18:32that good. So I'm just gonna keep betting against
- 18:34them until their inevitable demise. It just sounds
- 18:40weird to hit the ear like the nine win Chicago
- 18:44Bears or the eight win they would be if they
- 18:46won this game. Excuse me. That doesn't happen.
- 18:52Give me the stillers. I am going to wait to play
- 18:56this though, because if they announce that Rogers
- 18:57doesn't play, it's mine drop. This line will
- 18:59probably drop. So I'm going to get like maybe
- 19:03a four. He has a fractured wrist. It's his left
- 19:07wrist though. Okay. He still listens is questionable.
- 19:13That's all I'm like. Tomlin said like he's not
- 19:16rolling him out. Like, yeah, he probably won't,
- 19:19but nothing's like official yet. I think Okay.
- 19:21If it gets official, we can maybe get three and
- 19:23a half before we'll see, but that's all I'm saying.
- 19:27All right. I like, I like to see what's either
- 19:30way. So just, I do too. I'm just saying I'm going
- 19:32to wait, see if I can get a better number. Well,
- 19:37no, no, I didn't know. I didn't know it was my
- 19:42turn. Um, uh, everything that you guys are saying
- 19:46is correct and It feels weird that the Bears
- 19:51are favored That the Bears our team that is favored
- 19:55in a game That being said I'm not taking aside.
- 19:59I'm taking the under under 45 and a half. I think
- 20:02this game is going to stink I think the Sean
- 20:08you were right. The Steelers are kind of putting
- 20:10it together At this point in the season their
- 20:14defense showed up against the Bengals last week
- 20:17after they torched him a couple weeks before.
- 20:21So the defense is kind of putting it together.
- 20:25I think the Bears defense is good. I think it
- 20:29is a good defense. I don't think it's great.
- 20:31I don't think it's anything to write home about,
- 20:34but I think when you look at the offensive side
- 20:37of the ball on both of these teams, it's not
- 20:41great, especially if Mason Rudolph plays. He
- 20:47can run the offense pretty well. I mean, he's
- 20:48been the backup there for quite some time, but
- 20:51It's still a backup, you know and Caleb Williams.
- 20:56I I Mean, I mean they've won seven games, you
- 21:00know, they've done what they needed to do to
- 21:02win the game And that's nothing to something
- 21:05to scoff at but at the same time. I think this
- 21:08game is going to stink under 45 and a half Moving
- 21:14on the Next game is the Eagles at the Cowboys
- 21:19the Cowboys are home dogs by three and a half
- 21:22points here the Eagles It feels weird to say
- 21:27but it feels like they kind of squeaked out a
- 21:29win against the Lions even though the Lions just
- 21:31couldn't really put it together The Eagles as
- 21:34of late have had some quite low -scoring games
- 21:37and the Cowboys took a massive dump on the Las
- 21:43Vegas Raiders on Monday Night Football, which
- 21:48I believe we all had the Cowboys. And I know
- 21:52I had a Pickens TD. I don't know what you guys
- 21:54had. But I had lamb. Yeah, I mean, that cashed.
- 21:58So yes, so my plan, my my pick for this game
- 22:04is, is the Eagles. It feels like they are I don't
- 22:10want to say that they're coming into form because
- 22:14it does kind of feel like there is some some
- 22:16turmoil in uh in the land of philadelphia um
- 22:21with with like the aj brown shit and everything
- 22:24um but the eagles defense is fantastic it is
- 22:30a fantastic defense and they've been showing
- 22:32up and showing out in the past few weeks so um
- 22:35the cowboys uh their defense is ass And I think
- 22:40I think that I think the Eagles come out with
- 22:43with more than more than four points in a win
- 22:45here. Just kind of straight up here. I just don't
- 22:49think that the Cowboys can can make up on offense
- 22:52what they don't have on defense. So equals minus
- 22:56three and a half. Chris, what do you think? I'm
- 23:02gonna take I hate to do it taking the Cowboys
- 23:04under under 48 and a half. I think the Eagles
- 23:08will probably dominate. I don't say dominate.
- 23:10I think they will control most of this game and
- 23:12they just like to muck it up. That's what I've
- 23:14done the last two weeks and it's worked. So we'll
- 23:16probably do it again. Yeah, the Eagles probably
- 23:19the best defense in the NFL right now. Not really
- 23:23a surprise. They're amazing. Their offense can't
- 23:26do anything unless it's like against the Giants.
- 23:31I mean, they can't, they can't move the ball
- 23:32at all. Dallas's defense. I know it was against
- 23:36the Raiders. Look pretty damn good. I mean, yes,
- 23:41obviously the Raiders offense is dog water. Is
- 23:44the Eagles offense like leaps and bounds better
- 23:47than the Raiders offense right now? There's more
- 23:51talent, but it's just more talented. It's not
- 23:54there. They're just not doing anything. So yeah,
- 23:59I think Eagles will. I mean, they don't want
- 24:02to score a lot of points because they. Can't
- 24:05really so I think they'll control most of this
- 24:07game. I think they will probably cover But I
- 24:09don't really trust either of these teams to cover
- 24:11a spread right now At least against formidable
- 24:15competition, so I'm gonna take the under I think
- 24:17it's gonna be a dogfight Sean were you taking?
- 24:22Go with the Cowboys straight up. Oh Yeah, well,
- 24:28I mean Cowboys underdogs at home Eagles really
- 24:36aren't like Chris just said like they're not
- 24:38really doing much, you know Dallas is kind of
- 24:43opening up their playbook and just kind of Scoring
- 24:47on command to be honest like they can score They
- 24:51put up numbers And you know, it's just I've got
- 24:59I've got more to say but for right now We've
- 25:02got a very rare NFL money line trend from our
- 25:05friends at the trend center Dak versus the NFC
- 25:09East in his last nine years in the NFL He is
- 25:1235 and 9 all -time versus his division 8 and
- 25:162 in his last in the last 10 Wow Cowboys money
- 25:21line Well, that's crazy That's wild Okay well
- 25:32moving on uh next game sunday night football
- 25:36the tampa bay buccaneers are playing in los angeles
- 25:40against the raiders the raiders the rams they're
- 25:43playing against the rams los angeles rams uh
- 25:46the rams are favored by six and a half points
- 25:49here um the bucks still kind of beat up uh i
- 25:55don't you can't really say they got their shit
- 25:57rocked against the bills because they put up
- 25:59like 32 points or whatever, but I mean like that
- 26:03over fucking cruise for me But but the Rams it
- 26:09kind of feels like they're Right now kind of
- 26:12the the most complete team in the NFL right now
- 26:15their defense fucking rocks Devante Adams just
- 26:19caught his 1000th pass in the NFL. That's fucking
- 26:23crazy Their offense is humming And they're they're
- 26:29winning these games pretty decisively. Sean,
- 26:31what do you think about this game? Well, I think
- 26:35it's been a hot minute since we've had a good
- 26:38Sunday night football game. So let the hot teams
- 26:42go over 49 and a half. Love this matchup. This
- 26:46game should rock. Yeah, Rams and Rams offense
- 26:51rocks, but. Let's just keep betting bucks overs
- 26:55also. Plus, I think we're getting Bucky Irving
- 26:58and Chris Godwin back, maybe. They may be on
- 27:01the up. They were limited in practice this week.
- 27:04So we'll see. Get some weapons back. But yeah,
- 27:11the Rams, they kind of got bailed out a little
- 27:15bit on the Seahawks game. I mean, Sam Donald
- 27:18threw four interceptions? Four interceptions?
- 27:22Yeah, and they missed that kick. But they only
- 27:25put up 249 yards in that game. And I believe
- 27:30Chris said this last week or two weeks ago, but
- 27:32Bucks defense is no steel curtain. You know,
- 27:36so like just chuck it down the field. Plus, I
- 27:40got a stat for y 'all. This is Todd Bowles. Wait.
- 27:47Oh, Todd Bowles will coach consecutive road games
- 27:50versus teams above 500. Baker has started in
- 27:56eight of those and The Bucks have scored 20 plus
- 28:01games in all of those games averaging 29 and
- 28:04a half points per game So if the Bucks can get
- 28:0730 rams to get 30 fuck it Let them let them score
- 28:1350. Let that let this over double in the hundreds
- 28:17Give me the over will what you got? I got the
- 28:21Rams. I think they're Low key, probably the best
- 28:25team in the NFL right now. Beating the Seattle
- 28:29Seahawks in that game last week, I think really
- 28:33kind of did cement them as the best team in the
- 28:36NFL right now. Like, yeah, they kind of got bailed
- 28:40out. But at the same time, like, like the Seattle
- 28:45defense was probably the best defense. Well,
- 28:48one of the best top three defense in the NFL.
- 28:51Uh, and so being able to still move the ball
- 28:54with against that defense is nothing to scoff
- 28:57at. Um, the bucks defense, uh, in, in Chris's
- 29:00words, no steel curtain. So, uh, they're, they're,
- 29:05um, uh, and they're still kind of beat up right
- 29:09now. So, uh, I'm going to take advantage of this.
- 29:11I think the Rams cover kind of comfortably in
- 29:15this game. Uh, I think they're head and shoulders,
- 29:17probably the better team. So, uh, Rams minus
- 29:21six and a half is my play. Christopher. Buccaneers
- 29:24plus six and a half. Going back to the bake show
- 29:28on the road. Um, obviously it didn't work last
- 29:32week, but nobody bats a thousand. What are you
- 29:33going to do? Um, yeah, I think that final score
- 29:36is a little bit misleading. Um, I know Buffalo
- 29:39kind of ran away with it, but, uh, Tampa had
- 29:42multiple chances to win that game, not just cover,
- 29:44but could have won outright. Josh Allen was playing
- 29:47outside of his fucking mind in that game. Like
- 29:50that was insane. Um, so I had soft to him. Um,
- 29:54I just want Baker on the road as a dog in prime
- 29:57time catching six and a half. I'll take it. I
- 30:00know the Rams are great. I mean, bucks need like,
- 30:04they need a win. If they like the NFC South,
- 30:08that race is getting kind of close Panthers there.
- 30:11They need a win. And, uh, I don't know if they
- 30:14get a win, but I think they keep it close. Um,
- 30:17I had something else. Oh, yes. Another stat from
- 30:22our friends at the trend center. I said that
- 30:25was the best bit of a misleading final, but they
- 30:27still lost by more than seven. And what if I
- 30:30told you this season when a team lost by more
- 30:34than seven points in the previous week, the next
- 30:36week, they are 53, 27 and one against the spread.
- 30:41I get that. I'm Getting six and a half with the
- 30:44big show in primetime. Give me that all goddamn
- 30:46day bucks plus six and a half All right, there
- 30:51we go Well, Chrissy stats action Okay, moving
- 30:58on to everyone's favorite segment of the week
- 31:02the double unit surefire guaranteed not to lose
- 31:05plays of the week I won mine last week. So I
- 31:10am I'm riding I I think Think I'm on like a three
- 31:14or four game heater right now. Yeah, so I'm doing
- 31:19pretty well. I'm doing pretty well I have nothing
- 31:21to complain about so My double unit surefire
- 31:27Play of the week is a game that we have already
- 31:30discussed It is the under in the in the Bears
- 31:34Steelers game. I think that game is going to
- 31:37be a rock fight. I don't think I Don't think
- 31:40Anyone should watch it unless you're a fan of
- 31:42the Steelers and the Bears if to be quite honest
- 31:45Yeah, I don't there's nothing there's nothing
- 31:49flashy about this so uh He's gonna be a kind
- 31:52of ugly, but but yeah under 45 and a half I have
- 31:56no stats to back it up And that's kind of how
- 31:59I've been winning these surefire bets. So Let's
- 32:02let's let's get another one Chris All right,
- 32:09I Love this one. I need to bounce back after
- 32:12last week's Heartbreaker. So we're going to a
- 32:14tried and true system. The Cincinnati Bungles
- 32:18Overs. Bengals Patriots over 49 and a half. I
- 32:23think it's going to be a shootout. The Cincinnati
- 32:25Bengals do not play defense. The New England
- 32:28Patriots offense is fucking humming. And since
- 32:31these offense, I mean, nothing to scoff at. I
- 32:34mean, they have to score a shit ton of points
- 32:36if they want to keep up. Any game they play since
- 32:40Joe Flacco took over they are scoring 20 See
- 32:45929 points per game. Holy shit. Let's go if they
- 32:49can even get If they get close to that, I think
- 32:52this cruises And I do have another stat another
- 32:57beauty since 1999 when the Cincinnati Bengals
- 33:01are playing a noon or I guess one Eastern Kickoff
- 33:08And the total is more than 44 or 42. Excuse me.
- 33:11And the spread is less than 13. The over is 36,
- 33:1415 and one eight and two in the last 10. I think
- 33:17this source, I, this could be a similar game
- 33:20to the bears, uh, bingles game. I don't think
- 33:23it's going to be in the eighties, but if, if
- 33:26we just see on the ticker at the top of the screen
- 33:28after the noon slate, Patriots win 38 31. Is
- 33:33that really going to be a shock? I don't think
- 33:36so. Over 49 and a half. Obviously, I love this
- 33:40play. No chase, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Damn
- 33:45it. The chase, though, that I saw after I don't
- 33:48think it matters. You know, I really don't think.
- 33:51Yeah. But I'm just it has to be put out there.
- 33:54No, I think the pages can score 35 comfortably.
- 33:58So if we can get a lib, if we honestly, if they
- 34:02get more than 35 and we get obviously more than
- 34:04two touchdowns as cruises. So yeah. Um, yeah,
- 34:08over 49 second with it. Uh, Sean, what is your
- 34:12double unit sure fire guarantee not to lose play
- 34:14the week. All right. Talked about it already,
- 34:18but we're going with a different pick. I had
- 34:22Cowboys money line. This one we're going to play
- 34:25it safe Cowboys plus three and a half. And if
- 34:29you're looking for a reason to lean Dallas this
- 34:32week, Dak Prescott at home. against the NFC East
- 34:36is basically a cheat code. His entire career
- 34:41as a starter, Dak has only been a home underdog
- 34:44versus the NFC East twice in 23 games. And not
- 34:50once since 2017. And both of those came against
- 34:59Kirk Cousins and Carson Wentz. And he split.
- 35:04one to one. But Dak is also 21 and two straight
- 35:11up and 17 and six against the spread at home
- 35:14against the NFC East and has won 18 straight
- 35:18home games outright against division rivals.
- 35:22The only NFC quarterback, NFC East quarterbacks
- 35:26to beat him in Dallas, Carson Wentz and Eli Manning.
- 35:32And that was a million years ago. Think about
- 35:37when Carson Wentz was just on the Eagles, not
- 35:40even when Eli retired. So, also, I dug deep on
- 35:47this. When an NFC East team made the playoffs
- 35:50the year before, they are 0 -9 straight up playing
- 35:54DAC in Dallas, losing that game by at least 20
- 35:58points. That's just straight domination. Wow
- 36:05Yep Wow now I've got more Yes Now I'm kind of
- 36:18gonna get into like the schedule of it because
- 36:21this is where week 12 week 11 week 12 You know,
- 36:24you're getting to the end. You're making that
- 36:26final push. This is where things get important
- 36:29and The week after this, for Thanksgiving, Dallas
- 36:35will be facing the Kansas City Chiefs. When a
- 36:39team has Kansas City on the horizon, the following
- 36:43week, they are 64 -40 -1 against the spread in
- 36:49that week before they play the Chiefs. We kind
- 36:59of need to look into the Cowboys like schedule,
- 37:01bizarre scheduling run here because week nine,
- 37:05they were on Monday night football by week and
- 37:07week 10, Monday night football on week 11 straight,
- 37:11just Sunday game Thanksgiving next week. And
- 37:14then Thursday night football the week after that.
- 37:18What kind of schedule is that? That's crazy.
- 37:21Yeah. But in the last 20 years, only five teams
- 37:26have played a back to back. non -Sunday game
- 37:30and then a Sunday game and then went back to
- 37:33back on a non -Sunday game. Those teams went
- 37:365 -0 straight up on the normal Sunday, which
- 37:38is this Sunday. This is a normal Sunday. I know
- 37:42I'm spitting a lot of facts right now, but they're
- 37:44winning those games by at least 11 points. And
- 37:49if that wasn't enough, the Cowboys are the first
- 37:53team in the NFL to play three straight opponents
- 37:56who have won by 14 plus who are all won 14 plus
- 38:03games the year before. Sorry. And in that case,
- 38:08the streak is Eagles, Chiefs, Lions, Vikings.
- 38:13Everything about this game screams Dallas. History,
- 38:18trends, scheduling quirks. And the Cowboys aren't
- 38:24just good at home versus the Division. They're
- 38:28historically unstoppable. So we're going to play
- 38:33it safe. Cowboys plus three and a half for the
- 38:36sure fire. Cowboys money line straight up, making
- 38:40this pretty much a triple unit play. This is
- 38:45how much I love the Dallas Cowboys this week,
- 38:48and I believe two or three years ago we were
- 38:51kind of in this same situation and I gave I gave
- 38:55the Cowboys. as my surefire pick that week. And
- 38:59it was triple unit, I believe. It was triple
- 39:02unit. Absolutely crushed. Yeah, Cowboys 3 .5.
- 39:09Screw the under. Cowboys plus 3 .5. That's the
- 39:13play. God damn. I might have just switched my
- 39:18pick. I did. On my notebook, I just switched
- 39:21it. Holy shit. That was bananas. That was banana.
- 39:27It actually is crazy how. Like bad. That can
- 39:34be. But versus his division. He is just a. He
- 39:41I don't even know how to describe him like he's
- 39:43just a immovable object means more. Yeah. And
- 39:50Cowboys kind of had their back up against the
- 39:52wall too, like. They need this win really, really
- 39:55bad at home. Get it. And honestly, they played
- 40:03really well Monday. They were pretty good. I
- 40:07know it's the Raiders, but yeah, damn still.
- 40:12Yeah. Putting up 35 on a NFL team still isn't
- 40:17easy. No, no, no. It doesn't matter if you're
- 40:20the Raiders or if you're the 28 or the 08 Patriots,
- 40:27you know, yeah, doesn't matter. It's hard. I'm
- 40:32thankful. No, wait, well, did you give yours?
- 40:35Yeah, you did. Yeah, OK. I try to make sure before
- 40:38it kind of went off on a segue. Very thankful
- 40:41nobody in this room had the over 49 and a half
- 40:46in the Monday night game. Did it not end right
- 40:51at 49? I don't know. I did. Oh, you're talking
- 40:56about boys. My nephew. Last night. No, I did
- 41:01not have the over. It didn't before it, because
- 41:04that's before I look like a bozo. Yeah, it ended
- 41:09at 49. Did you see how it ended? No, I went to
- 41:15bed because the Cowboys were up by 20 and I was
- 41:19like, all right, this is. And Pickens got the
- 41:23TD, so I was like, all right, I'm good. Raiders
- 41:26went for it fourth and whatever, deep in their
- 41:30own, like at their own like 10 or something like
- 41:33that with like a little more than two, like two
- 41:36and a half minutes left, something like that.
- 41:37Maybe a little bit more, didn't get it, obviously.
- 41:40So if you have over 49 and a half, you're right
- 41:43there. Like just punch it in, kick a field goal,
- 41:45we'll go home happy. Raiders took four straight
- 41:48knees. Willingly turned it over on downs and
- 41:51the Raiders got the ball back and didn't do anything.
- 41:53Obviously it's like 20 seconds, but yeah. I jump
- 42:00off a bridge. That would have been, Oh yeah.
- 42:04I'm very thankful. Nobody had that. Cause I had
- 42:06to like, when I saw what was happening, I was
- 42:07like, wait a minute. Cause I thought about taking
- 42:09the over. So I knew the number, but I was like
- 42:12making, I had to check over our cards again,
- 42:14to make sure nobody had that. Yeah. Thank God.
- 42:19That's wild. Well, sucks to be them. We all won
- 42:25money. Anyway, I needed that one. Yeah, I hated
- 42:30that game too. I was like, I was like, this is
- 42:32such a rat line. Like everybody's going on the
- 42:34fucking Cowboys. The Raiders are God awful. Cowboys
- 42:37probably gonna lose. Molly walked them. Those
- 42:41first three drives though did not look very good.
- 42:44Well, that was I missed the first drive because
- 42:47I was coming back from the store but They benched
- 42:51lamb and pickings for the first drive or they
- 42:54didn't start them. Whatever. Yeah a Little too
- 42:58much fun. I heard a tall tale that They were
- 43:02hitting the casino floor until like 2 or 3 a
- 43:05.m. Sounds about right. I think which is like
- 43:09All right. I think I might have said that on
- 43:11the broadcast. Like, oh, my Mr. Curfew last night.
- 43:15Yeah. Never leave the table if you're on a heater.
- 43:18Yeah. Oh, I mean, what are they? What were they
- 43:21supposed to do? I hope they're on a heater. Yeah,
- 43:26they were last they were last night. Definitely
- 43:29were. All right. Well, Monday, Monday night.
- 43:34Not last night. Right. All right. Well, it is
- 43:38that that's the surefire picks. Definitely parlay
- 43:42all those. And then we'll get our our third in
- 43:46five weeks. I think that's what it is. I think
- 43:48that what it would be the record. But all right.
- 43:53Moving on to the extra plays. I only got one
- 43:56I really Chris loved the board. I I'm medium
- 44:01to the board. I like the games that we that we
- 44:05already kind of discussed, but I do have patch
- 44:09bangles over 49 and a half written down. So I
- 44:12did have that before before Chris said it. So
- 44:14I am glad he said it. And he's backing it heavily.
- 44:18But, but that's, I mean, that's pretty much it
- 44:20for me. I really don't have anything else to
- 44:24add in terms of that game, because it's pretty
- 44:28self explanatory. Daddy like I was gonna sling
- 44:30it and still lose. But that's OK. You never know,
- 44:38variables always do for losing the one game to
- 44:42a team. He has absolutely no business losing.
- 44:44And the big ones aren't quite trash. He the Bengals
- 44:48are variables kryptonite. That's very true. Oh,
- 44:53yeah. Oh, could be close. But that's all I got.
- 45:02Chris, do you want to? Yeah What are your extra
- 45:07plays I only got two more Just I love the picks.
- 45:11I have written down the rest of games are stink
- 45:14to high hell But I got two written down. They're
- 45:17two big favorites lines minus ten and a half
- 45:21Coming off a straight -up loss or be pissed.
- 45:23They're gonna take it out on the lowly Giants
- 45:25who can't do a fucking thing So I think they
- 45:27it's at home to the lay it on them and then Ravens
- 45:31minus thirteen and a half against the Jets. I
- 45:33hate 13 and a half. Um, but Ravens like, yeah,
- 45:38they're coming off that ugly ass game against
- 45:41the Browns, but digital games are always closed,
- 45:43especially in that one. They're coming back home.
- 45:45This is their first home game in three weeks.
- 45:48Uh, they might've had a buy sprinkling in there.
- 45:50I don't remember, but at least three weeks, uh,
- 45:52last time they played at home, they went by 14
- 45:54against the Chicago bears with Snoop Huntley
- 45:57at quarterback. So if they can beat the bears
- 45:59by 14 with, albeit pro bowler. Tyler Huntley.
- 46:04I think Lamar Jackson can run it up on the goddamn
- 46:07jets. So, um, I have another one. I've been eyeing,
- 46:12I'm not going to pull the trigger on it yet.
- 46:13We'll see how Saturday goes. If I got some more
- 46:15bullets to have some fun with, I'll take it,
- 46:17but I'm not gonna, I'm not going to say it yet.
- 46:18Cause you guys are going to get, are going to
- 46:20be mean to me. It's Titans plus 13 and a half.
- 46:28Too many points. A lot of points. Coming across
- 46:32the country off a heartbreaking loss, banged
- 46:35up O -line. I mean, they'll win. It's not going
- 46:39to be mean to you, but. But two touchdowns? I
- 46:42don't know. I'm not going to write that. I might
- 46:47take, might take first half plus seven and a
- 46:51half. See how it's. I actually do genuinely like
- 46:55that. Seahawks maybe a little slow. You know
- 46:57what? Fuck it. Titans first half plus seven and
- 46:59a half. That's my card. Seahawks move a little
- 47:03slow. Cross country trip. Maybe have a little
- 47:05too much fun in Nashville than before. Like I
- 47:07said, banged up offensive line. You can keep
- 47:10it within a score in the first half. Second half,
- 47:14they'll probably run away with it. They're going
- 47:15to win that fucking game. The Titans. I'm thinking
- 47:19about it. They're just going to straight up win.
- 47:21We're gonna win one more game. It's and it's
- 47:24good. It's I don't know what it would be. I'm
- 47:27gonna play the same game We have no business
- 47:34winning now, yeah, I mean it's just like last
- 47:35year when we like when we beat the Texans in
- 47:38Houston That was last year, right? Yeah. Yeah.
- 47:43What is that Titans money line? It's gonna be
- 47:46like 413 dogs Let me run for seconds. It is...
- 47:56That's gonna be like a... We'll see how Saturday
- 48:01goes. Yeah. Plus 600. I don't hate that. I really
- 48:05don't hate, like, the spread. I mean, they were
- 48:10so close. And I know the Texans are not the Seahawks.
- 48:13Very far from it. Yeah. But I feel like they
- 48:16had the taste of victory right there. Obviously
- 48:20they pissed it away, but still they, they want
- 48:23one. The taste, the great taste. I'm sticking
- 48:29first half plus seven and a half. We'll see,
- 48:33again, we will see how sad, if I have a good
- 48:36Saturday might, might do a little money line
- 48:38sprinkle, but as of right now, it's first half.
- 48:42That's tasty. From what are your extra plays?
- 48:47Yeah, forgot about sorry about that. I know you're
- 48:49good. Um, I also have the the pets Bengals over
- 48:52forty nine and a half I got I got a fun stat
- 48:56for this one. The over is five and oh in the
- 48:59Bengals home games this year eleven and two over
- 49:02the past two seasons Going over by fifteen and
- 49:06a half points per game crazy You had Joe Flacco
- 49:10to the mix the red -hot pats we might have a
- 49:13sneaky good game on our hands boys like this
- 49:16game could be really fun but you know you're
- 49:18just gonna see it in the little score bug and
- 49:20it's gonna be like 44 40 and you're gonna be
- 49:24like what the fuck happened like i can't wait
- 49:28yeah um another one i got i got falcons money
- 49:32line versus the saints uh the saints should not
- 49:36be favored against anybody right now no except
- 49:39the titans maybe No, my penis. I know. OK. But
- 49:46thanks. Her cousins, her cousins. I mean, good
- 49:50sometimes back. He was very bad the last game
- 49:53he had to play. He is like he is the best. He
- 49:56is the best backup in the NFL. Yeah, yeah, he
- 50:03is the best backup in the Joe Flacco backup.
- 50:07No, yeah, I mean, he was right here. But he was
- 50:10a backup. He was. But right now he's a starter.
- 50:13OK. Yeah, I guess. I guess he was never a backup
- 50:16with the Bengals. So, OK. So just saying Falcons,
- 50:21it's really hard to lose six games in a row in
- 50:25the same. The same sport. We're making it look
- 50:28fucking easy. I know. Like, you know, if you're
- 50:31playing this, if you're playing the Saints, we
- 50:33beat. When did we win? What week was that? When
- 50:37was that? Three. We're one in nine right now.
- 50:42One in eight. I thought we were one in eight.
- 50:44No, we're one in nine. We're bi -week already.
- 50:48Oh, so we're one in nine. Yeah, you're right.
- 50:52So I was just thinking if we had actually lost
- 50:53six in a row, we were like four or five. Who's
- 50:58to say? No way of finding. But Falcons are plus
- 51:05110 right now, so. Don't hate that. Kurt Cub,
- 51:09Kurt Cousins, St. Suck. It's a divisional game,
- 51:14divisional rivals these day. I mean, he's going
- 51:17to try and ball out probably, hopefully. The
- 51:20Tennessee Titans. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. I thought
- 51:22you were done. No. What were you going to say?
- 51:25The Tennessee Titans have lost five games in
- 51:27a row. Okay. So the Falcons. So both teams are
- 51:31due. Just saying. No, I agree. Yeah. I don't
- 51:36hate that. Um, last one, uh, Monday night football
- 51:41Panthers, 49ers over 48 and a half. Uh, this
- 51:45is the first time the Panthers are playing in
- 51:48prime time at night in two years. Wow. That's,
- 51:55that's a long, they were asked two years ago.
- 51:58Yeah. Um, but I think Bryce is kind of putting
- 52:01it together. Uh, he just had a fucking career
- 52:04day. Uh, 448 yards, three TDs, zero interceptions,
- 52:11um, franchise record or passing yards. Just keep
- 52:15over Cam new. Yeah. Wow. In a game, in a game.
- 52:20Yeah, obviously. Yeah. But, um, yeah, just keep
- 52:24showing them who you are, Bryce. You're definitely
- 52:27not a bust. Keep slinging it over for me. He's
- 52:31shown. I mean, granted, he's shown glimpses of
- 52:33looking like total dog shit, but he has shown
- 52:35glimpses every now and then. Or I guess it's
- 52:37more than every now and then this season. But
- 52:39prior to this season, we're like, hey. You might
- 52:42have some. It almost beat the cheese last season.
- 52:44It took his fifth year option to be like, hey,
- 52:46I can play this game. Hey, if you give me guys
- 52:53to play with. Then I can play as well. I can
- 52:57play good. He really he's been really this is
- 53:00his fifth year already No, I don't know way I
- 53:05was gonna say i'm not that old It's probably
- 53:08no It's probably his third year third or fourth
- 53:11year. I think it's it's his third year. Yeah
- 53:15Um god, he's only 24 years old Yeah, yeah, what
- 53:19the hell they're 25 year olds playing college
- 53:22football right now. I know that's what i'm saying
- 53:24like Jesus He did it the right way. Ethical football.
- 53:32I do sneaky really want to bet on the Panthers
- 53:37to cover against the Niners. I don't think I
- 53:40will bet it, but I kind of want to. What's the
- 53:44line? Seven, seven, seven, six and a half. I
- 53:49think I like the over. I'll probably take it.
- 53:53I just, it's, it's like, it's, it's on Monday.
- 53:56We'll see how we feel. Yeah. I mean, four Niners
- 53:59off. It's like fucking good last week. I mean,
- 54:01it's looked pretty good all season, but parties
- 54:03first came back and he balled out. Yeah. Yeah.
- 54:09Touchdown to Kittle needed that also really didn't.
- 54:17I did. Yeah, I did. Um, didn't though. And then,
- 54:21uh, tet macmillan going off for the panthers
- 54:23that was i really needed that as well um will
- 54:27you didn't you would have won anyways you didn't
- 54:32need any of this my team all of my team is on
- 54:36ir i have i i can't do anything with my team
- 54:39i have five people on ir on my bench i i didn't
- 54:48think i have five guys get hurt on sunday It
- 54:52wasn't that bad go on on IR on Sunday. I do not
- 54:58need. To eat 70 hot dogs. But it'd be funny.
- 55:05Who is he? Who's eating the dogs right now? I
- 55:08think it's Bobby now. So hey. I checked today
- 55:12because I wanted to see where I was. Yeah, other
- 55:16tide though. Oh. Whoever scores the least amount
- 55:20of points probably if you don't know Whoever
- 55:25loses on our fantasy league has to eat 70 and
- 55:28a half hot dogs. Oh some before eight No, 70
- 55:32It's the most recent The Nathan's hot dog eating
- 55:38contest record gotcha 70 and a half. Yes. So
- 55:43this this closest time is 70 and a half Think
- 55:48there's been like one year there where there's
- 55:50like 78 or something something So you have to
- 55:53eat 70 and a half hot dogs before you're allowed
- 55:56to eat anything else. Yes Not in one setting
- 55:59obviously, but no, it just has to be all whenever
- 56:02you eat. It has to be a hot dog Yeah, I hope
- 56:07it's like it's not like a terrible punishment
- 56:10because like I Don't know I mean, it's not like
- 56:15a lot worse Yeah, some of the stuff, like some
- 56:18of the like, I don't know if they're jokes or
- 56:21things I've seen on Twitter. It's like you have
- 56:23to register. It's like a sex offender. Not nearly
- 56:27as bad as that. You'll never look at a hot dog.
- 56:30You have to you have to donate your sperm and
- 56:33check the box that says this child can contact
- 56:36me when he becomes when they become 18 years
- 56:40old. It's like, Jesus, man, that's brutal. If
- 56:46you're like, hey, you were a fantasy football
- 56:49punishment. Imagine having to tell a person.
- 56:54Oh, goodness. I would lie. I don't give a fuck
- 57:01about the punish. I would lie. Yeah, I did it.
- 57:07But like I was on a slide there for a little
- 57:11bit and. I'm very happy to pound out some wins
- 57:17Now I do think we need to is it go because in
- 57:22our league it's We have like a consolidation
- 57:26You know like round Where even if you're not
- 57:31in the playoffs like oh, you're still the loser
- 57:33bracket. Yeah the loser bracket is it whoever
- 57:38Loses the loser bracket. No, I think it's well
- 57:41Something to play for I don't know. Yeah, that's
- 57:44what I mean Like yeah, if your record is the
- 57:47worst and you score the least amount of points
- 57:49then then you should eat the hot dogs and During
- 57:53that mindset it means you're going to actually
- 57:56play Like even when the others are going to the
- 58:00playoffs, but if you're doing the consolation,
- 58:03I don't know I kind of like you're still playing
- 58:07till the end like you're not Like yeah, well
- 58:10if you know when we consolation bracket then
- 58:12it's like Technically you are last place. I guess
- 58:17there would be two there would be two losers
- 58:19in the first round consolation There's a there's
- 58:22two losers in the first round and then those
- 58:24two losers play each other and it's whoever The
- 58:28last one which is the finals in our league. I
- 58:33never pay attention when I whenever I'm in that
- 58:35I usually just Oh, I've never been in it, but
- 58:38I look at it. Well, how do you fucking die? Just
- 58:43saying. So are we doing like, you know, because
- 58:48that bracket will technically like play for like
- 58:52second to last place. Yeah. I don't know. I mean,
- 58:57I think this should be a league discussion, not
- 58:59just us three. But I will I will pose that question
- 59:02and see what. Mainly kind of get the losers the
- 59:06people who are kind of staring the wieners in
- 59:07the face right now Get their opinion on it Yeah
- 59:13I hope I hope they actually do it If they don't
- 59:20when your suspension That's fair kick them out.
- 59:24You have to have you have to send video evidence
- 59:27Not like every seems like a whatever second video
- 59:30of you eating the hot dog every time Doesn't
- 59:34obviously not consecutively, but if you want
- 59:36to send 70 However long it takes to eat a hot
- 59:40dog videos Friend but they have we have to have
- 59:46some sort of evidence. Yeah Jesus Christ haunted.
- 59:53What was that? That was my upstairs neighbor
- 59:56who like did they fall down died. I kind of hope
- 1:00:01so Like they, with how big a noise that made.
- 1:00:09They're like, they move around. They move around
- 1:00:12their furniture all the time. And I don't understand.
- 1:00:18They had their, it's like a, it's an old woman
- 1:00:21and uh. And she's moving her furniture all the
- 1:00:25time. It sounds like it. We, we fucking like,
- 1:00:29we went up there. Jesus Christ. We went up there
- 1:00:40one day last week because it sounded like there
- 1:00:45were two children like just fucking like running
- 1:00:48at each other for hours and hours and it was
- 1:00:53like nine o 'clock at night and we were like
- 1:00:56we have to go up there and say something and
- 1:00:59we did we were like hey Stop. They're like, oh,
- 1:01:05I don't speak English. And I'm like, what? And
- 1:01:18she was like, just stop it. It's just so much.
- 1:01:24And they calmed it down after that. But it was
- 1:01:28insufferable. It was horrible. Yeah, I hear my
- 1:01:34neighbors banging all the time It's not cool
- 1:01:40Do you hear screaming No, nothing like that.
- 1:01:47This is a nice like attractive couple But you
- 1:02:01guys heard that? Yeah, I heard that something.
- 1:02:05Yeah. It was really loud in my head. Yeah, they're
- 1:02:10fucking loud. It's kind of really not fucking
- 1:02:13cool. It's like terrible. It's awful. Damn. Anyway,
- 1:02:22that's my life. I'm 30. Probably gonna die soon.
- 1:02:31I mean, maybe, maybe anything else. Um, um, I,
- 1:02:38I gotta, I gotta shout out the trend center.
- 1:02:41Um, their college basketball picks are absolutely
- 1:02:47insane. So one of the things that I don't really
- 1:02:56care for. for trend center is if you look at
- 1:03:01like an nfl game there's there could be like
- 1:03:0580 trends for a game um that's too many like
- 1:03:12how am i just how like just we need a weed out
- 1:03:15because they're like some you know ones that
- 1:03:18haven't won in like years or whatever on there
- 1:03:22and there is a buck load of filters Yeah, there
- 1:03:26is a there is a lot of filters that you can do
- 1:03:28but if you're just like just go to the schedule
- 1:03:31and like look at the games it's like 80 trends
- 1:03:34there was 84 trends for the Cowboys Raiders last
- 1:03:37night There's a lot and but The college basketball
- 1:03:44trends are great because there's usually one
- 1:03:48to three And if they're if it's even if it's
- 1:03:51a ranked opponent, it'll be like less than ten
- 1:03:54Easy to choose from so I think I just really
- 1:03:57like that. So I've kind of went I've kind of
- 1:04:01gone like I Just won two So I'm like 16 and five
- 1:04:07since Friday You're kind of basketball Yeah,
- 1:04:11I'm kind of 16 and five I Am 16 and five did
- 1:04:17you have since Joe be you tonight? I had them,
- 1:04:24they were getting stomped early. They're down,
- 1:04:26I had them plus six and a half, excuse me. They
- 1:04:29were down by like 20 or something. I was like,
- 1:04:31oh fuck. Like I did so well last night. Now it's
- 1:04:35just coming back, back me in the ass. And then
- 1:04:37they, I stopped paying attention and I got a
- 1:04:41final score notification that lost by five. So
- 1:04:42they covered six and a half. Shout out Trent
- 1:04:45Center. But yeah, they're, shout out dude. I
- 1:04:49mean like their trends are. killing it right
- 1:04:51now, especially early on in college basketball.
- 1:04:54Mm hmm. So I do have Fresno State plus three
- 1:04:59and a half and they're up by four. You got three
- 1:05:02and a half. I got two and a half. Yeah. Nice.
- 1:05:10Love it. Yeah. Download the Trends Center app.
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- 1:05:20And it's fun. It's really fun to bet on schools
- 1:05:23you've never heard of. It's really funny. It,
- 1:05:29it seems like, you know, like, I mean, obviously
- 1:05:32if you're studying all this data, you do kind
- 1:05:34of learn ball, but like, if you're just pulling
- 1:05:36out of your ass, like, yeah, I got, I got BU,
- 1:05:39um, plus six Africans, Columbia tonight. People
- 1:05:42were like, what the fuck are you talking about?
- 1:05:44It's like, yeah, man, no ball. What do you want
- 1:05:48me to say? It's like IU, IU Indy was like playing
- 1:05:55somebody. They lost. Yeah, they lost. But. And
- 1:06:00it was I was like, I don't even know who this
- 1:06:02is like, you know, formerly IUPUI. Yeah, IUPUI.
- 1:06:07Yeah, exactly. I don't even know what school
- 1:06:10this is. Yes, you could potentially make your
- 1:06:16money back with. Yes. Yes, potentially, obviously.
- 1:06:20Um, but I'm just saying it's going really well
- 1:06:23so far. Of course it's the trend center. It's
- 1:06:28the best data for sports bettors on the planet.
- 1:06:33So IUPUI, it is now they go by IU Indy because
- 1:06:37IUPUI is a ridiculous name, but the acronym stands
- 1:06:41for Indiana university, Purdue university, Indianapolis.
- 1:06:46So Purdue has a separate it's like college Indiana
- 1:06:50and Purdue Or like maybe together. Yeah and in
- 1:06:55Indiana But now it's just IU Indy so it's like
- 1:07:02if I still call it a baby why? Somehow those
- 1:07:07two babies met and IU Indy would be the shit
- 1:07:14that they birthed. Interesting. All right, fellas.
- 1:07:20Pineapple Express reference. Sorry. It's okay.
- 1:07:24I think I'm gonna call it there. Thank you so
- 1:07:27much for listening and watching. We really appreciate
- 1:07:29it. Like Sean said, check out the Trends Center.
- 1:07:32Use code TFTM. 15 % off of a premium membership.
- 1:07:36We're gonna be using it all season for college
- 1:07:38basketball, NHL, NBA. Yes, Chris. Go ahead. I
- 1:07:43mean, it's it's nothing. It's silly. I was going
- 1:07:47to say I'm sad. I missed out. This is a very
- 1:07:50niche thing, but I missed out on I think both
- 1:07:54Red Wings Rangers unders this betting in this
- 1:07:59season. They've already played twice. Yeah, they
- 1:08:03played on Sunday and I forgot to get my bed in
- 1:08:05because I was I was very hungover. Well, they're
- 1:08:10going to play again. They've already played twice
- 1:08:12are they gonna play three times? Yeah, okay.
- 1:08:15But yeah, that's the the Jimmy Howard legacy
- 1:08:18Memorial under bet is Anytime the Rangers and
- 1:08:22Red Wings play bet the under it sort I mean I
- 1:08:26think this year They both I thought I saw the
- 1:08:29first game. It was four to one and then on Sunday.
- 1:08:31It was two to one I don't remember who won, but
- 1:08:33I remember those scores. So both of those have
- 1:08:35gone under Yes, I mean the total wasn't five
- 1:08:37in the first game, which would be Since the Red
- 1:08:40Wings are in the East, they'll at least play
- 1:08:42three times. They might play four. Oh yeah, I'd
- 1:08:45forget they're in the East. It's been decades,
- 1:08:50but I still like, yeah, they're in the West.
- 1:08:53No, they'll always be in the West to me. I still
- 1:08:58hate them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck the Wings,
- 1:09:02dude. Yeah. Wanted to throw that in there. Little
- 1:09:09tidbit. There you go. There's your tidbit. We'll
- 1:09:14see y 'all next week. We will have a Thanksgiving
- 1:09:17episode and a regular episode. The Thanksgiving
- 1:09:20one will come out on Wednesday and the regular
- 1:09:22one will come out on Friday. Let's make some
- 1:09:27money. Trucks!