Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / The Trout and The Hare | Son of a Boy Dad #395
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- 2:03Speaker 4: It is the last podcast of fish week.
- 2:08Speaker 5: That's it.
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- 3:28Speaker 1: I'm just glad Sas finally got one. Well, it was
- 3:31Speaker 1: touch and go there for a while after all of that,
- 3:34Speaker 1: I'm just glad you finally got one on the board
- 3:36Speaker 1: because Jesus Christ, if why you hadn't, it would have
- 3:40Speaker 1: ruined this trip.
- 3:41Speaker 4: What has come out at this time everything both fish episodes. Yeah,
- 3:46Speaker 4: it's okay, so we can freely, so I can freely speak. Yeah,
- 3:49Speaker 4: I can speak my mind.
- 3:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:51Speaker 4: I mean, look, I wasn't worried about not catching one.
- 3:57Speaker 4: I feel like you boys, your two you're too quick,
- 4:00Speaker 4: You're moving too fast. Fishing it's all about patience and relaxing,
- 4:05Speaker 4: and it takes you into a meditative state. And uh,
- 4:10Speaker 4: was I a little bit flustered. Of course, of course
- 4:12Speaker 4: I was a little bit flustered. It definitely doesn't help
- 4:15Speaker 4: when I'm fucking mid cast, Like we've been out there
- 4:19Speaker 4: for like fifteen minutes, and I hear you guys fucking
- 4:22Speaker 4: in my ear the smoke stack, twins, Nobody was fucking
- 4:26Speaker 4: in your ear, smoking stack in my ear.
- 4:28Speaker 1: No, nobody was doing any of that. We were gassing
- 4:30Speaker 1: you up, if anything.
- 4:31Speaker 4: No, you guys were like whispering, like Harry's like, We're like,
- 4:35Speaker 4: he like, I don't know if he's.
- 4:36Speaker 5: Going to catch a fish. Like we got to that
- 4:40Speaker 5: because I was never worried. Never, I was never sweating it.
- 4:43Speaker 5: I sensed from your sort of growing Uh, your fuse
- 4:48Speaker 5: got shorter and shorter.
- 4:50Speaker 4: My fuse was never short. I was just trying to
- 4:52Speaker 4: enjoy the moment, be in the present.
- 4:55Speaker 1: He was hot. There was the amount of times what
- 4:58Speaker 1: was your signature line? But you didn't have some something really, I.
- 5:02Speaker 4: Would say, really really, Yeah, I mean because I thought
- 5:05Speaker 4: I would get hit and then I would set the
- 5:07Speaker 4: hook and I wouldn't there wouldn't be in the fish
- 5:08Speaker 4: on the other end.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm happy you got one. I probably had the
- 5:12Speaker 1: biggest fish in my life. I was just telling my
- 5:14Speaker 1: boys about it in front of you guys.
- 5:16Speaker 5: I know, I know.
- 5:17Speaker 1: It was just on FaceTime and uh yeah, I guess
- 5:21Speaker 1: that was the first time you were around. I guess
- 5:23Speaker 1: yesterday you around when I was facetiming then. But my
- 5:25Speaker 1: wife was like, uh, saf probably thinks it's gay to
- 5:28Speaker 1: say hi to your kids. So I got embarrassed and
- 5:30Speaker 1: hung up.
- 5:34Speaker 4: That's crazy. I was howling laughing when you were talking
- 5:37Speaker 4: to the kids.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Yeah, you were at me.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was great. I was like, they
- 5:41Speaker 4: look exactly like you. Yeah, like they have your exact face.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Yeah, they're in my seed.
- 5:46Speaker 4: It's funny. I didn't know that they were like so
- 5:48Speaker 4: like developed and smart.
- 5:49Speaker 1: It's like the baby Trump videos.
- 5:51Speaker 5: It honestly is.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Yeah, just like the baby Trump baby Biden videos.
- 5:54Speaker 4: Like when you were waving at the camera like they
- 5:57Speaker 4: were waving back, like they recognized.
- 5:59Speaker 5: You through the phone.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Have their dial the fucking Yeah.
- 6:01Speaker 4: I didn't know they would be capable of that. I
- 6:02Speaker 4: thought it was just like you were. They were just
- 6:04Speaker 4: hearing your voice.
- 6:05Speaker 1: No, there long for the ride. Yeah, that was cool
- 6:07Speaker 1: to see. It's happening fast. So you don't think it's
- 6:10Speaker 1: gay to have kids.
- 6:11Speaker 5: No, not at all.
- 6:12Speaker 4: I think it's a miracle that we should be celebrating.
- 6:14Speaker 5: If anything.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Now you're fucking talking. Yeah, yeah, we let's let's give
- 6:18Speaker 1: our fish count for the week. Let's all give our
- 6:20Speaker 1: fish counts. I think we should do our fish count.
- 6:22Speaker 1: We should all say the our favorite fish, rosen thorn
- 6:25Speaker 1: that we caught.
- 6:25Speaker 5: We'll do thorn.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Let's do our peach and our pit.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, okay, you cool with that. I don't know
- 6:31Speaker 5: what kind of poetry ship you guys are talking about.
- 6:34Speaker 4: Peach and pit, rosen thorn, peaks and valleys.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Brother, It's like when girls go out to dinner after
- 6:38Speaker 1: a long weekend and they have to say something, Okay.
- 6:41Speaker 4: What are your favorite What is your favorite thing that
- 6:43Speaker 4: you did? East favorite thing? Yes, exactly. That's a less
- 6:47Speaker 4: fucking weird way to say peach and pitt.
- 6:50Speaker 5: Yes, tell me about your peel, your stone, yeah, your
- 6:55Speaker 5: plumb and your grape, your flower or your scythe yeah
- 7:00Speaker 5: you're you're yeah? What were they well for me? Okay?
- 7:03Speaker 5: So the final fish count for me? What how many
- 7:07Speaker 5: did I catch today? I don't remember? I think three today? Three?
- 7:10Speaker 5: So four? So I got four including my uh fucking
- 7:15Speaker 5: mechl at don yesterday. Yeah, yeah, there was a beast.
- 7:20Speaker 5: What was your account?
- 7:21Speaker 4: I guess how many did I get today?
- 7:23Speaker 5: Two? Or three? You got three today?
- 7:27Speaker 4: I got one of the jack, and then I got
- 7:29Speaker 4: the trout trout, and then I got another weird thing
- 7:33Speaker 4: or no, was that the jack?
- 7:34Speaker 3: That was?
- 7:35Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 7:35Speaker 5: I think I only got two today. You only got two? Yeah, okay, so.
- 7:38Speaker 1: That gets you to three total?
- 7:40Speaker 4: Now, there's no way because I got two back to back.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Yeah, and that was it.
- 7:44Speaker 5: That was all.
- 7:44Speaker 1: She wrote that you had one minute of good fishing
- 7:47Speaker 1: and we were out for maybe ten hours.
- 7:50Speaker 4: I mean I was hot in that one minute though.
- 7:52Speaker 4: It was every cat, Mac and mac and it was
- 7:55Speaker 4: every I remember, it was amazing.
- 7:57Speaker 5: It was before the thing even hit the water. Yeah,
- 8:00Speaker 5: they'd be jumping at it. Yeah, sometimes you get that.
- 8:04Speaker 5: I guess my count was three. I mean look, it's
- 8:06Speaker 5: not I wouldn't say it's tippable by any.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Means, not tippy at all. I would say, but it's
- 8:12Speaker 4: not bad. You know, we did what we had to do.
- 8:14Speaker 4: We caught the fish we wanted to catch, except for
- 8:16Speaker 4: a tarpin. But that was a team effort.
- 8:18Speaker 5: It was run.
- 8:19Speaker 1: You had three I had three. I had three legits
- 8:22Speaker 1: and when we threw back for being a big bass, I.
- 8:24Speaker 5: Mean, Ron might have been the MVP. I think Ron
- 8:26Speaker 5: was the MVP today for sure.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Yeah, and yesterday Francis was the MVP with the tarpin.
- 8:32Speaker 1: I would have just loved to be able to go
- 8:33Speaker 1: head to head with the tarpin with the thirty three
- 8:36Speaker 1: the thirty three incher. But I reeled backwards and let
- 8:40Speaker 1: out my rope. While I was doing it, He's like.
- 8:42Speaker 5: Wow, it's really getting into the mangroves. It's like, yeah,
- 8:45Speaker 5: he's giving it more leash. I missed that whole Dude.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Doesn't it feel like reeling in a fish should go
- 8:54Speaker 1: the other way?
- 8:55Speaker 4: They make like other handed rods, and I thought I
- 8:58Speaker 4: was going the other way. There also are some rods
- 9:01Speaker 4: that do reel that way, I believe.
- 9:03Speaker 1: And so that had so am I is it. That's
- 9:05Speaker 1: pretty dumb and embarrassing. I mean I unscrewed the handle
- 9:09Speaker 1: of the rock.
- 9:10Speaker 5: It's crazy.
- 9:11Speaker 1: And then dropped the fish.
- 9:13Speaker 5: Then it got all the way to the boat.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:15Speaker 5: And then and I just went too fast. She was gone.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Yeah, then I dropped it. I dropped the other fish.
- 9:21Speaker 1: It's just I'm just not very sporting when it comes
- 9:24Speaker 1: to handle in the fish.
- 9:25Speaker 4: Yeah, you dropped that trout big time. I thing definitely died,
- 9:31Speaker 4: you think percent one hundred percent.
- 9:34Speaker 1: No, it's probably just loopy a little bit.
- 9:36Speaker 4: No trout die like if you like flick them in
- 9:38Speaker 4: the face. They said that.
- 9:39Speaker 1: That that trout had one million eggs it was gonna
- 9:41Speaker 1: have one million babies that it would single handedly reply anymore.
- 9:46Speaker 5: You think it a genocide.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I think it lost the baby.
- 9:51Speaker 4: If I don't know, I actually have no. I don't
- 9:53Speaker 4: know what the sea trout like, what the difference is
- 9:57Speaker 4: if that was like a fresh water trout dead on
- 10:00Speaker 4: because they have such soft mouths, yeah, soft everything. How
- 10:03Speaker 4: the guy how about the guy saying that they had
- 10:05Speaker 4: soft mouths?
- 10:06Speaker 5: I know they do.
- 10:09Speaker 1: That's gay. That's gay what he said. That's gay.
- 10:13Speaker 4: What was your favorite fish that you caught, Harry. Definitely
- 10:17Speaker 4: my trout, Yeah, trout, what about you?
- 10:19Speaker 5: Ron?
- 10:20Speaker 1: Uh?
- 10:21Speaker 5: I take my trout, the big one, the big Mama
- 10:25Speaker 5: Francis today. I really I liked catching the trout. Yeah.
- 10:28Speaker 5: I think trout's the much cooler than jackfish, which I caught.
- 10:34Speaker 1: What about your fucking tarpin?
- 10:36Speaker 5: The tarpin was cool? Yeah, the tarpan was way better
- 10:39Speaker 5: than any of the fish we caught today. Would you
- 10:42Speaker 5: say that it was make today seem stupid? But would you.
- 10:46Speaker 4: Say that, like, actually, like, did you enjoy having like
- 10:48Speaker 4: a longer fight?
- 10:49Speaker 5: Are you kidding? Did you see how much fun that was?
- 10:52Speaker 5: I don't know. You didn't really look like you were
- 10:54Speaker 5: having fun in that A little scared you were, like
- 10:56Speaker 5: anybody else. I was worried that it was gonna I
- 11:00Speaker 5: was gonna lose it. Yeah, and I thought we needed
- 11:03Speaker 5: to get it all the way to the boat. Did
- 11:05Speaker 5: you hear what he said today? He said that he
- 11:07Speaker 5: took keep people out this morning They hooked three tarpain
- 11:11Speaker 5: and didn't get a single one to them. Yeah. Yeah,
- 11:13Speaker 5: Now that is impressive fact that we got it all
- 11:15Speaker 5: the way in. It seems like a miracle to me.
- 11:19Speaker 5: It was.
- 11:19Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean, how many fish do we
- 11:21Speaker 4: lose even today? Yeah, I probably lost like four ton, Yeah,
- 11:27Speaker 4: maybe even ten.
- 11:28Speaker 5: It might have even been ten.
- 11:29Speaker 1: There was a fucking lot all hooks down here. Can
- 11:32Speaker 1: I say what my peach my peach was. I don't
- 11:35Speaker 1: know what my pit was, but I think my peach
- 11:36Speaker 1: was a public's. I feel like I really enjoyed those
- 11:39Speaker 1: those public sandwiches, so I think I was hating on them,
- 11:42Speaker 1: just being like, oh, it's just glorified wah wah or
- 11:44Speaker 1: something like that. No, it's different.
- 11:46Speaker 5: That guy took so much pride in making the sandwich.
- 11:48Speaker 5: He was eighty five years old. I can't retire.
- 11:53Speaker 1: That was a little bit disconcerting that there was people
- 11:56Speaker 1: with pink hair shaving down to roast beef.
- 11:58Speaker 4: I mean, the entire everybody behind the Delhi counter at
- 12:00Speaker 4: publics was one hundred the oldest people. And you think,
- 12:06Speaker 4: are they doing this because they like it because they
- 12:09Speaker 4: have to? Are they trying to stay sharp and social
- 12:12Speaker 4: and purposeful.
- 12:13Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 12:14Speaker 1: I think they're all rich. I think they're all rich
- 12:16Speaker 1: locals who are just doing it kind of as community
- 12:19Speaker 1: service to guys like us who are shopping in publics.
- 12:22Speaker 1: They gotta be rich, right, I mean, don't tell me
- 12:26Speaker 1: they're they're poor and having to work until their eighties
- 12:29Speaker 1: to their late eighties.
- 12:31Speaker 4: I mean I would assume that's probably what it is.
- 12:33Speaker 5: Unfortunate.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Okay, well that's my pit.
- 12:35Speaker 5: That's a pit. Yeah.
- 12:36Speaker 4: So your peach and your pit both happened at publics.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it was as soon the pit was seeing how
- 12:42Speaker 1: old those folks were in the realization that they had
- 12:44Speaker 1: to grind. But then the peak happened not three minutes later,
- 12:47Speaker 1: when I sunk teeth into that sub Francis ate a
- 12:50Speaker 1: sub right in front of the guy who made it,
- 12:53Speaker 1: like it was fucking sushi.
- 12:54Speaker 5: And he looked up when I was taking my last
- 12:56Speaker 5: bite and he went.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Huh, you might have said, like good sandwich.
- 13:02Speaker 5: U Like I said, I couldn't wait. Yeah, hungry watched
- 13:05Speaker 5: you make it. Couldn't wait.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Did you take a dump in that Publix?
- 13:09Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, big time? He did. Yeah, I needed to.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Why didn't you just do it here?
- 13:13Speaker 5: I did?
- 13:15Speaker 4: I doubled I I and then I tried to ship
- 13:17Speaker 4: at the UH at the Kayak place too. It was
- 13:20Speaker 4: just like a nonsop I just had. It couldn't come
- 13:22Speaker 4: out I couldn't get it out.
- 13:24Speaker 5: Oh you couldn't go?
- 13:25Speaker 4: Well, I went, but it was like the first one
- 13:27Speaker 4: was like, yeah, that's like, that's a quarter of the
- 13:29Speaker 4: tank that you had.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Best she had to unscrewed the valve.
- 13:34Speaker 5: Yeah damn.
- 13:35Speaker 4: And then the second one was like, that's half, but
- 13:38Speaker 4: there's still probably a quarter.
- 13:39Speaker 1: I think it's fiber. I think that if you had
- 13:41Speaker 1: just had some leafy greens, it would have dragged everything.
- 13:44Speaker 4: Through who knows man with Harry those jolly rancher shoes
- 13:47Speaker 4: have some fiber in them, No chance.
- 13:49Speaker 1: That's pure jealousy. That's like putting a toilet plunger.
- 13:53Speaker 5: Eating it.
- 13:55Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
- 13:56Speaker 5: Where are we from?
- 13:57Speaker 1: Where are we about to go tonight? And are they
- 13:58Speaker 1: gonna laugh at us for in that amount of.
- 14:01Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely.
- 14:02Speaker 4: Probably they're gonna be like, we could do like fish
- 14:04Speaker 4: tacos something like that.
- 14:06Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, we're bringing uh four fillets of trout to
- 14:13Speaker 5: rather small trout, I would say. He said that's how
- 14:16Speaker 5: big they are, though, Yeah, yeah, we just they told
- 14:20Speaker 5: I said what's the limit, and he said we can
- 14:22Speaker 5: take four per person, So I thought we were all
- 14:24Speaker 5: going to get four.
- 14:25Speaker 4: Tu Yeah, I think he did too, because for a
- 14:27Speaker 4: second there it was we were things were picking up.
- 14:29Speaker 5: Yeah, we were hidding. We should never have left for
- 14:32Speaker 5: that place.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Now, we really shouldn't have the first one, the one
- 14:36Speaker 4: where we call second one.
- 14:37Speaker 5: The second one.
- 14:38Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, see I love the first one. I like
- 14:41Speaker 4: the first one too. I kind of wish we went
- 14:42Speaker 4: back to the first one once all of our casting improved.
- 14:45Speaker 5: I hadn't figured it out yet. I also had no
- 14:47Speaker 5: ability to judge whether something was biting the bait.
- 14:51Speaker 4: Yeah, it's tough to tell. I I kind of figured
- 14:53Speaker 4: it out at the end. Like I had a easier
- 14:56Speaker 4: time when I was keeping tension on the line rather
- 14:59Speaker 4: than letting out all the slack.
- 15:00Speaker 5: Yeah were you?
- 15:02Speaker 1: Uh? When we go out to dinner, they're gonna just
- 15:06Speaker 1: what grill up?
- 15:06Speaker 5: Look at this fucking bunny right here? Look at this?
- 15:09Speaker 5: To you there was hair. Yeah, that's a beast. Shoot
- 15:13Speaker 5: it dead, get it? See that?
- 15:17Speaker 4: Somebody gone that bunny down immediately.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him? A double barreled
- 15:23Speaker 1: shuck gun.
- 15:24Speaker 5: I hate a rabbit. A couple of weeks ago, it
- 15:26Speaker 5: was so delicious. I mean it was really delicious, better
- 15:30Speaker 5: than chicken significantly you.
- 15:33Speaker 1: I almost think of it as like a dark, darker meat.
- 15:36Speaker 4: No, no, no, not so dark. It was light, very white. Really, yes,
- 15:41Speaker 4: really it.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Must have been a bigger bunny than that one.
- 15:43Speaker 4: It was definitely bigger than that one. Yeah, that one's
- 15:46Speaker 4: pretty small. That would be tough to cook.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Today made me realize because we have a video coming
- 15:53Speaker 1: out about going through the mangroves. It made me realize
- 15:56Speaker 1: how if I really had to fend for myself, how
- 15:59Speaker 1: incapable that I would be.
- 16:01Speaker 5: I was just thinking about this. You know, do you
- 16:04Speaker 5: guys think, well, I want to come back to that,
- 16:05Speaker 5: but do you think that if Castaway happened to us,
- 16:10Speaker 5: to any one of us, you'd survive.
- 16:13Speaker 4: Like what like a full on tsunami? No Castaway the movie? Right,
- 16:17Speaker 4: Tom Hanks?
- 16:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it well. When he gets when.
- 16:20Speaker 4: He crashes the plane on the island.
- 16:23Speaker 5: And at best he has a few FedEx packages that
- 16:26Speaker 5: wash up from which he can make tools. But beside
- 16:29Speaker 5: the wolves, he has to forge for all his own food.
- 16:32Speaker 5: And he lives for whatever twenty years or some shit,
- 16:36Speaker 5: because it's because he figures out how to get fish.
- 16:40Speaker 5: And you know, it's like the Martian. Yeah, he only
- 16:44Speaker 5: ate potatoes.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I would be able to. I
- 16:48Speaker 1: guess I would try my hardest.
- 16:50Speaker 5: But do you think that evolution would kick in quickly
- 16:53Speaker 5: enough effectively to teach you your own survival skills.
- 16:57Speaker 1: I think if you've never hunted a rabbit, I think
- 17:00Speaker 1: it just really takes a different type of man to
- 17:01Speaker 1: go hunt down a rabbit.
- 17:03Speaker 5: That's kind of what I mean, right, It's like, how
- 17:06Speaker 5: many times would I have to be sitting here getting
- 17:09Speaker 5: hungry and hungrier and hungrier before I truly came up
- 17:13Speaker 5: with a proper way to catch that rabbit and eat it.
- 17:17Speaker 1: But there's probably tons of people over the course of
- 17:20Speaker 1: history that never thought of the solution, and they just,
- 17:22Speaker 1: even as hungry as they were, they couldn't get a
- 17:24Speaker 1: good ass rabbit track.
- 17:25Speaker 5: I'm desperate to kill that rabbit right now.
- 17:29Speaker 1: It has to be peanut butter filed or I'm really
- 17:32Speaker 1: looking around.
- 17:33Speaker 5: We have a grill right here, I know, I am.
- 17:36Speaker 5: I mean it's taking one of I think the best
- 17:39Speaker 5: bet right now, with limited research, is taking one of
- 17:42Speaker 5: these bricks and then throwing it really high in the
- 17:46Speaker 5: air and having it land directly on top.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Yeah, but rabbits are so quick like it would see
- 17:50Speaker 4: even the shadow.
- 17:51Speaker 5: And I don't know. I don't really want to try
- 17:55Speaker 5: because I worry i'd succeed.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Well, it's it inched away. But I think another way
- 18:00Speaker 1: to do it would be you throw some bricks in
- 18:05Speaker 1: one direction to make it go the other direction and
- 18:09Speaker 1: try to be waiting with.
- 18:10Speaker 5: A more brick. So you're talking about you're talking about,
- 18:14Speaker 5: I see what you're talking.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Yeah, you throw two bricks to the laughank pump, fake,
- 18:18Speaker 1: and then he comes to the right like we're thrown
- 18:21Speaker 1: pretty high like a game of dollgeball. And then as
- 18:23Speaker 1: they're coming down and it starts to go the other direction,
- 18:26Speaker 1: you try to smoke it with a smaller brick that
- 18:29Speaker 1: you're throwing like a fucking baseball.
- 18:31Speaker 5: Yeah, beam in that one.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Yeah, but you gotta be accurate as fuck. So maybe
- 18:35Speaker 1: we need a like a firing squad.
- 18:37Speaker 5: Of Do you notice that it turns the other way right?
- 18:42Speaker 5: And I know they can hear well, but I don't
- 18:44Speaker 5: know if they can hear the sound of a brick
- 18:46Speaker 5: sailing up.
- 18:47Speaker 4: Thet it definitely can you think, not even zero doubt?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Is that how they get away? They through listening.
- 18:56Speaker 4: I mean they are fast as fuck, Like they're literally
- 19:01Speaker 4: a symbol of speed.
- 19:02Speaker 5: I think you're overestimating this rabbit here, dude.
- 19:05Speaker 4: The symbol that people use to increase speed is a rabbit.
- 19:10Speaker 5: Pretty sure. Early like fast internet companies were like rabbit
- 19:13Speaker 5: Wi Fi.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, task rabbit to batteries. That's bunny that's like
- 19:21Speaker 1: never dies exactly. So you think your brick's gonna take
- 19:25Speaker 1: it out fair energizer. Bunny's got to be from those
- 19:28Speaker 1: videos on National Geographic when there's like a leopard or
- 19:31Speaker 1: something chasing a bunny and they just can outlast them.
- 19:34Speaker 1: They just run forever. You think that's what it is.
- 19:37Speaker 4: I mean I would assume. I think it's because they
- 19:39Speaker 4: can just jump, like they're like think about how like
- 19:43Speaker 4: you're gonna throw You're gonna throw it at the bunny.
- 19:46Speaker 4: Don't This will end up on fucking the news. It
- 19:50Speaker 4: was like a clave clav move.
- 19:52Speaker 5: I want to disprove you that it can hear the
- 19:56Speaker 5: brick coming, so I almost want to throw it to
- 19:58Speaker 5: the left. I don't think it'll move until the brick lands.
- 20:03Speaker 5: I'll miss it on purpose. What do you think?
- 20:06Speaker 1: But that's the that's the original question, that's the tactic.
- 20:09Speaker 5: That rome was taught well, what if you have to
- 20:10Speaker 5: have another brick ready?
- 20:12Speaker 4: But what if it what if it hears it and
- 20:13Speaker 4: then it instinct it moves to the left, and then
- 20:17Speaker 4: it just love the block just lands directly on its head.
- 20:20Speaker 5: The defective rabbit, Well, then I can't be blamed under
- 20:25Speaker 5: it to catch it.
- 20:26Speaker 4: He would be the only person responsible for that happening.
- 20:29Speaker 1: I love rabbits. That's one of the top ten cutest animals.
- 20:33Speaker 5: And Francis wants to destroy it. That one. That one
- 20:36Speaker 5: looks sick. I think I'd be doing something humane.
- 20:39Speaker 4: It's probably having a fucking blast.
- 20:42Speaker 1: But if we saw a rat out there, imagine just
- 20:44Speaker 1: a fat rat, we wouldn't be respecting it like this rabbit.
- 20:48Speaker 5: Not all rats are ugly and disgusting. Maybe it's from
- 20:50Speaker 5: maybe it's from fishing that I just have the blood.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Blood, Yeah, definitely blood. Luss have to watch it. You
- 20:55Speaker 1: were eerily close when that fish was getting cleaned.
- 20:59Speaker 5: Yeah, I wanted to watch.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Why were your hands on your your your elbows were
- 21:03Speaker 1: like on the side of the boat with your supporting
- 21:05Speaker 1: your head.
- 21:06Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just I wanted to just kick his feet.
- 21:09Speaker 5: I like that. I like the fact that the sort
- 21:11Speaker 5: of gathering of pelicans new to come around for scraps
- 21:16Speaker 5: and bits. Yeah, and then he was able to throw
- 21:20Speaker 5: bait to the snook. He knew everything in the water.
- 21:23Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, he's probably there every day. I wonder
- 21:26Speaker 5: I would.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Assume do you think that anything tastes good to a
- 21:29Speaker 1: pelican or do you think that it's just going through.
- 21:32Speaker 5: The and he just goes right through the system.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, like there's nothing they enjoy eating or is
- 21:36Speaker 1: it just like something that's really meaty and so they
- 21:38Speaker 1: don't have to try to eat for a while.
- 21:40Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 21:41Speaker 4: I feel like that's like eating through like a fucking
- 21:43Speaker 4: like a beer funnel, Like you're not getting any of
- 21:48Speaker 4: the fucking taste.
- 21:50Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just getting it down, yeah, just inhaling it.
- 21:54Speaker 1: But they have to like something's better. But maybe it's
- 21:57Speaker 1: like a steak. How it just fills you up?
- 21:58Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean think about like sushi, like they're not.
- 22:03Speaker 5: They're all kind of similar.
- 22:05Speaker 1: What all fishes?
- 22:06Speaker 4: Yeah, you read like a bunch of different sushi rolls.
- 22:09Speaker 4: By the end of them, you're like, this just tastes
- 22:10Speaker 4: like fish.
- 22:11Speaker 5: No, not if they save that toro for the end yeah, Harry,
- 22:15Speaker 5: you see what these guys do for a living. Do
- 22:17Speaker 5: you think this would be a job that you'd want
- 22:19Speaker 5: if you weren't doing what you were doing? No, being
- 22:22Speaker 5: a fishing guide? No? What about a fly fishing guide? No? Really? Yeah,
- 22:27Speaker 5: I don't like. I don't want to. I just want
- 22:28Speaker 5: to fish. You don't want to deal with people?
- 22:30Speaker 1: Now he doesn't want to spend his entire life explaining
- 22:32Speaker 1: shit to people.
- 22:33Speaker 4: Yeah, I also don't want to, like, Yeah, I would.
- 22:38Speaker 4: I just want to go fishing.
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- 22:43Speaker 5: achieve your wildest dreams and sock away a ton of
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- 22:51Speaker 5: Is there a job that you would do that would
- 22:54Speaker 5: keep you busy and interested? But it was more fun?
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- 25:42Speaker 5: Um. I have no idea, Like if you couldn't just
- 25:49Speaker 5: chill and fish and do your own fun stuff, but
- 25:53Speaker 5: you actually had to do some kind of a job.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Because Public's is hiring if you want to get your
- 25:59Speaker 1: shit together, they.
- 26:00Speaker 4: Got to meet their age requirement. Yeah, I don't know,
- 26:04Speaker 4: fucking not anything.
- 26:06Speaker 5: Really.
- 26:06Speaker 1: He would be a social media manager.
- 26:08Speaker 4: Social media manager, he'd be making fucking it's terrible.
- 26:12Speaker 5: What are we talking about.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Baby Trump videos?
- 26:13Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what you're asking, Like, what's
- 26:15Speaker 4: my dream job?
- 26:16Speaker 5: No? I think I mean, like, if you know, I've
- 26:18Speaker 5: thought often about if all of this, if I had
- 26:21Speaker 5: everything I needed and had said I don't need to
- 26:24Speaker 5: prove anything else to myself, I might become a whitewater
- 26:28Speaker 5: rafting guide out on the middle Fork of the Salmon
- 26:30Speaker 5: River in Idaho. Hmmm, interesting, that would be so nice.
- 26:34Speaker 5: I think i'd like that. Yeah, you like that, just
- 26:37Speaker 5: that you can raft every day, you're outside all day,
- 26:39Speaker 5: every day you're meeting all kinds of different people who
- 26:42Speaker 5: are having a lot of fun. Uh, and you're yeah,
- 26:47Speaker 5: it's just the job, is clear.
- 26:52Speaker 1: I think the altruistic side of you also shines to
- 26:54Speaker 1: this role. Maybe you teach everybody every day.
- 26:57Speaker 5: It's for profit. That's the thing too.
- 26:59Speaker 4: Like, I don't even think I would be a good guide.
- 27:01Speaker 4: I think they would be like this guy fucking this
- 27:03Speaker 4: guy saw It would probably be like what we did,
- 27:06Speaker 4: or not even what we did.
- 27:07Speaker 1: But like, if you were trying to cast today for somebody,
- 27:11Speaker 1: I know you're saying, yeah, the way that you were
- 27:13Speaker 1: casting today, if you were like, yeah, I'm your guide
- 27:15Speaker 1: and you just like sent it ten feet and a
- 27:17Speaker 1: helicoptered outside like a fidget spinner, yeah, like that wouldn't
- 27:21Speaker 1: be it.
- 27:22Speaker 4: Well, I don't think that's that that That was more
- 27:24Speaker 4: of a personal dig. What I was referencing was like,
- 27:27Speaker 4: I don't think I'm like a personable enough person to
- 27:31Speaker 4: be a good guy.
- 27:33Speaker 1: That's who you are, what you like god.
- 27:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you you you just threw me a
- 27:37Speaker 4: threw a shot there a dead shitty cast.
- 27:40Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it all except shitty cast.
- 27:42Speaker 1: That's like that you wanted me to come at you.
- 27:45Speaker 5: As a person.
- 27:45Speaker 1: I just said you had a shitty cast today. Cast
- 27:48Speaker 1: Francis had shitty cast.
- 27:49Speaker 4: It's really shitty casts. But I really picked it up.
- 27:53Speaker 4: I mean, you boys saw me at the end too,
- 27:58Speaker 4: zipping through the air.
- 28:00Speaker 1: But you also didn't have to do Hickey on it either. Yeah.
- 28:02Speaker 4: But even when I had it on, I was long.
- 28:04Speaker 4: I was sending it further than you guys, and I
- 28:06Speaker 4: was behind you.
- 28:07Speaker 5: It's much easier to cast that way, I know.
- 28:10Speaker 4: But I what forearmed with? No I'm saying when I
- 28:13Speaker 4: wasn't using the lure.
- 28:15Speaker 5: Oh were you going farther? Yeah? I was going No,
- 28:19Speaker 5: I don't think you were going farther.
- 28:20Speaker 4: I swear I was. I was bombing it.
- 28:23Speaker 5: Well, we can do it.
- 28:24Speaker 4: Like I saw one like one of them, like it
- 28:25Speaker 4: was like it almost hit like the like the bank. Yeah,
- 28:29Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I didn't even know it
- 28:30Speaker 4: was possible.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Yeah, they thought it was art mist taken off.
- 28:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:35Speaker 4: Once it's all about you just got to figure out
- 28:36Speaker 4: the tempo, you know, find that rhythm.
- 28:38Speaker 5: Yeah, find that find that beat. I was throwing backhands
- 28:42Speaker 5: like a pimp back in a bit.
- 28:52Speaker 1: You really do.
- 28:53Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, you were throwing a lot of backhand. I mean,
- 28:56Speaker 4: maybe you ever think that your backhand might be your forehand.
- 28:58Speaker 5: That's what I was starting to want. You might be lefty, Yeah,
- 29:01Speaker 5: you might be. You might be starting to think that way.
- 29:03Speaker 5: Only when it comes to casting.
- 29:05Speaker 1: I still need both your peach and your pit. And
- 29:07Speaker 1: I also need to know if we get this trout
- 29:09Speaker 1: tonight grilled at the restaurant or what are they gonna
- 29:12Speaker 1: pan fry it? If they pan fry it at.
- 29:14Speaker 5: The restaurant, yeah, something like that. Yeah, well is.
- 29:16Speaker 1: That gonna be one person's entree or are we also
- 29:19Speaker 1: going to get it?
- 29:20Speaker 4: It would be awesome as if we showed up and
- 29:22Speaker 4: they were like, they were like, what the fuck are
- 29:24Speaker 4: you guys talking about? Why would you bring food to
- 29:28Speaker 4: a restaurant?
- 29:29Speaker 5: See this year that's filled with what we're cooking tonight.
- 29:34Speaker 5: I don't see your fish in there. We think this
- 29:37Speaker 5: is some kind of picnics.
- 29:40Speaker 1: At the wrong place, just pot lucking at a restaurant. Yeah,
- 29:44Speaker 1: that is ridiculous showing up with a.
- 29:46Speaker 5: Cooler My peach of the day. My peach of the
- 29:50Speaker 5: day was when Harry caught its first fish, because I actually,
- 29:53Speaker 5: as much as I joked and as silly as we
- 29:56Speaker 5: were being about whatever, I would have been pretty down
- 30:00Speaker 5: if Harry had not caught a fish.
- 30:02Speaker 4: I don't really think I would have been that down.
- 30:04Speaker 4: I mean I've been I've been skunked.
- 30:05Speaker 5: It would have just been like, really sad.
- 30:08Speaker 4: Oh it happens like you, I've you go out fishing
- 30:10Speaker 4: with your friends and you get skunk.
- 30:12Speaker 5: I get that, But I'm saying you're are you know
- 30:15Speaker 5: it's it's kind of like when I beat you in
- 30:16Speaker 5: video games.
- 30:17Speaker 4: But I don't do this. And also it's live bait.
- 30:21Speaker 4: Anyone can do it. Mm am, I wrong.
- 30:26Speaker 5: Well, we don't really need to have the argument because
- 30:29Speaker 5: you caught fish. I'm saying that had you not, I
- 30:33Speaker 5: would have been sad for you.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Have you gotten used to accept you've gotten skunk when
- 30:39Speaker 1: there is just you and a couple other people. Yeah,
- 30:43Speaker 1: that's tough. And they all caught fish and you didn't.
- 30:45Speaker 5: Yes, that happens.
- 30:47Speaker 4: It happens. What happens all the time.
- 30:49Speaker 5: Damn. Even to the guy who fishes all the time. Yep.
- 30:55Speaker 5: Sometimes it's just you're not on it. Damn, you're not
- 30:58Speaker 5: getting on them.
- 31:00Speaker 1: I think that was my one of my peaks as well,
- 31:02Speaker 1: when Harry caught one, just because we could finally we
- 31:05Speaker 1: knew that you wouldn't be in a shitty mood all day.
- 31:08Speaker 1: I think that you there's a good chance that you
- 31:10Speaker 1: would have.
- 31:10Speaker 5: Start sharing your chipped more your candy.
- 31:13Speaker 4: All right, I'll go, I got a couple, I got
- 31:17Speaker 4: a couple pits. My peach, similar to you guys, was
- 31:22Speaker 4: probably when I caught my first trout today. I like
- 31:25Speaker 4: that we all had that one and then my pit.
- 31:31Speaker 4: It's I'm trying to think Mangrove Tunnel, No, the Mangrove TNN.
- 31:39Speaker 1: What about when me and Francis paddled away from you
- 31:43Speaker 1: when when we were going towards the Mangrove Tunnel. They
- 31:46Speaker 1: said in the footage that you were just cursing the gods,
- 31:50Speaker 1: just being like fuck them for fucking going away from me,
- 31:53Speaker 1: when I was trying to keep you close and keep
- 31:56Speaker 1: up with Francis.
- 31:57Speaker 5: No that I don't think I'm waiting just looked like
- 32:00Speaker 5: I had gone far, but I just got I was
- 32:02Speaker 5: waiting in the around the bend.
- 32:03Speaker 4: I don't think I was saying fuck you, guys, but
- 32:07Speaker 4: I think I was definitely like this, fuck this, this
- 32:10Speaker 4: is retarded. I was pretty pissed. I mean, yeah, I
- 32:13Speaker 4: was pretty passed when we.
- 32:14Speaker 5: Were going out to the Mangrove. Why were you mad?
- 32:17Speaker 4: I don't like like an unexpected like workout. I don't
- 32:21Speaker 4: like just like a sneak attack, like, oh shit, now
- 32:24Speaker 4: we're using all of our energy.
- 32:26Speaker 1: I see you didn't want to It was just like kayaking,
- 32:29Speaker 1: though It's not like it was like a paddle.
- 32:31Speaker 4: Bler on the front of the boat and we're going
- 32:36Speaker 4: into the current. But I'm not saying it wasn't hard
- 32:39Speaker 4: for all of us crossing. Definitely not easy. Crossing that
- 32:41Speaker 4: sort of wide channel was hard for sure. And that's
- 32:45Speaker 4: also why I knew that you guys wouldn't want to go.
- 32:49Speaker 4: Maybe not wrong, but I knew you would not want
- 32:51Speaker 4: to go to the dolphins.
- 32:53Speaker 5: The dolphin wall.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Yeah, me and Tyler called that when we were going
- 32:55Speaker 4: into the man So I said to Mac, I was like,
- 32:57Speaker 4: we need to just do this on our own. We're
- 33:00Speaker 4: just gonna just solve this. We need, we need to
- 33:02Speaker 4: see dolphins. So we're gonna go. And I struck out
- 33:06Speaker 4: with a furious pace. I mean, the water behind me
- 33:09Speaker 4: was frothing. There was there were motor boats going by,
- 33:11Speaker 4: and it was in no wake, don't zone, and they
- 33:13Speaker 4: went like this for you down no wake with.
- 33:20Speaker 1: One man in a kayak and the other man sitting
- 33:22Speaker 1: up front.
- 33:22Speaker 5: Slow down, and I said, I can't, I can't. I
- 33:25Speaker 5: don't have time the way that we say no, just
- 33:28Speaker 5: that that.
- 33:28Speaker 1: I did remember seeing Mac on the front of the boat,
- 33:31Speaker 1: like that little Indonesian kid that dance.
- 33:38Speaker 4: What do they call that a name for?
- 33:41Speaker 5: It isn't it? I don't know, but I just remember
- 33:43Speaker 5: that one. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I know talking about.
- 33:50Speaker 1: You're about to say something earth shattering.
- 33:52Speaker 5: I forget what I was gonna say.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Crazy, you haven't match socks one one day this week?
- 33:56Speaker 5: Socks someone a sock shortage right now?
- 34:00Speaker 4: My pit, I guess, yeah, I would say probably my
- 34:02Speaker 4: pit was probably just the five minute kayak over to
- 34:06Speaker 4: the mangrove.
- 34:08Speaker 5: That's a shallow pit. You know what my pit was.
- 34:12Speaker 5: I weighed myself with the scale in there and it
- 34:15Speaker 5: said two hundred and twenty point six that's a deep pit.
- 34:18Speaker 5: That's the heaviest I've ever been in my life. Legitimately,
- 34:22Speaker 5: it might be the heaviest person I know. I don't
- 34:24Speaker 5: think there's a way that that's correct. It sounds like
- 34:28Speaker 5: I don't understand how that could be money. That two
- 34:32Speaker 5: fucking twenty. God damn, I can't imagine that scale is accurate,
- 34:36Speaker 5: because Kayak didn't sink I weighed like too seventeen or
- 34:41Speaker 5: two eighteen, Like three weeks ago when I went to
- 34:43Speaker 5: my cardiologist appointment and I made a bow at that
- 34:46Speaker 5: moment to lose some weight, and I've been very much
- 34:51Speaker 5: more conscious.
- 34:51Speaker 4: About what you what weight do you have to lose?
- 34:54Speaker 5: I don't know it's heavy, body fat, I don't I
- 34:58Speaker 5: have no idea. I just im scared of that number.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Maybe it's healthy weight, but even if it were muscle, like,
- 35:04Speaker 5: I don't want to be that big of a guy.
- 35:06Speaker 5: I'm a two ten guy. I'm a two kettlebells. I
- 35:11Speaker 5: guess is it possible that two weeks of kettlebell workouts
- 35:15Speaker 5: has that five pounds five pounds of muscle? No way?
- 35:18Speaker 4: On steroids, that's crazy. You can't gain five pounds of
- 35:21Speaker 4: muscle in two weeks.
- 35:22Speaker 1: It could be due to the U six beers and
- 35:25Speaker 1: then four mixed drinks that you had before you had
- 35:27Speaker 1: your uh seafood dinner.
- 35:29Speaker 5: I had two mixed drinks last night, two, yeah, but they.
- 35:33Speaker 1: Were there were no three because the dessert one. Oh well,
- 35:36Speaker 1: that was al that is What was that drink called
- 35:39Speaker 1: a hummer? Holy fuck, that's sick.
- 35:48Speaker 5: I'm having a ball, guys. It's fun down here. This
- 35:50Speaker 5: is cool. I'm gonna show up when we go back
- 35:53Speaker 5: for dinner. I'm gonna show you guys my house. If
- 35:56Speaker 5: that's all right with you. You got to, but then
- 35:58Speaker 5: we already go by. I wanted to. We just briefly
- 36:01Speaker 5: took a glance, but I'd like to walk you into
- 36:05Speaker 5: it the garden area and show you. Oh okay, I did,
- 36:07Speaker 5: and show you the house.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Yeah that's a great honor.
- 36:10Speaker 5: Yeah of course.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Oh, show a little bit of respect, a little bit
- 36:14Speaker 1: of appreciation. I'd love to see that.
- 36:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:17Speaker 1: We maybe we get a bottle of white and walk
- 36:19Speaker 1: around the grounds.
- 36:20Speaker 5: It's not not a bad idea at all. Pour one out,
- 36:23Speaker 5: pouring out for the house that once was.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I mean, you showed us some of the area around there,
- 36:28Speaker 1: and it is fucking beautiful.
- 36:31Speaker 5: I'm excited for when it's fixed.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Her movie just bought down here.
- 36:35Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, mo, we bought down here too. Well. The
- 36:38Speaker 5: guy said, there's a great time to buy. Interest rates
- 36:41Speaker 5: are high hitting a couple of different areas.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Movies making a real estate empire. CALLI it's gonna be
- 36:48Speaker 1: like Fox and Roach flor To twenty first century movie.
- 36:51Speaker 5: Yeah, Peach and Pit.
- 36:54Speaker 1: You've never I can't believe you've never done Peach and Pits.
- 36:56Speaker 5: Or rosen Thorn, Rose and Thorn, Rose and Thorn. That
- 37:00Speaker 5: sounds like a real estate company, rosen Thorn, Yeah Thorn,
- 37:06Speaker 5: Well it's not. It's Rose end Thorn, rosen Thorn Realty.
- 37:10Speaker 5: We have the best prices. You prick.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Something like that, Like the prick is great. Yeah, they
- 37:19Speaker 1: need they need to hear this. That made up company
- 37:22Speaker 1: that we just made up.
- 37:23Speaker 5: It's crazy.
- 37:24Speaker 4: I don't think I've seen someone that's not white once.
- 37:29Speaker 4: I was just thinking about that, like, I don't think
- 37:31Speaker 4: I've seen a single person who wasn't like one hundred white.
- 37:36Speaker 1: True?
- 37:36Speaker 5: When have you seen someone.
- 37:38Speaker 1: That's not true? When we were getting the like body
- 37:42Speaker 1: armors and the body armor waters last night at the
- 37:45Speaker 1: gas station.
- 37:46Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, so one Yeah, we saw a black guy.
- 37:50Speaker 4: We saw a black guy at the gas station outside
- 37:52Speaker 4: of the gas station.
- 37:54Speaker 5: Yeah, but he was there though, Yeah, yeah, he was real.
- 38:01Speaker 4: What's that he was working at Publics too. Yeah, but
- 38:03Speaker 4: even like at the grocery store.
- 38:05Speaker 5: I don't know, we if we looked around enough. Oh,
- 38:07Speaker 5: I was looking.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Publics is a well oiled machine. Yeah, I've never seen
- 38:11Speaker 1: a grocery store that runs like that.
- 38:12Speaker 5: That's really good. It was impressive. Yeah, they're not operate. Yeah,
- 38:18Speaker 5: I guess it's that that.
- 38:19Speaker 1: Like I think a lot of the grocery stores I
- 38:21Speaker 1: go to have uh have a Hispanic bros and sisters.
- 38:26Speaker 5: Were actually yeah, yes.
- 38:28Speaker 1: And here and for that just does not fly out.
- 38:30Speaker 4: They don't instead of having like yeah, it's just like
- 38:33Speaker 4: really old white people instead.
- 38:36Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder if that changes the wage. Can't It shouldn't.
- 38:41Speaker 4: In my meryle getting paid like seventy five k years benefits.
- 38:46Speaker 5: You know how in certain neighborhoods in New York you
- 38:50Speaker 5: can go to grocery stores that are ethnically themed. Yeah. Yeah,
- 38:54Speaker 5: so there's a Chinese grocery store or the Japanese, you know,
- 38:56Speaker 5: there's Korean market whatever. Of course what do you think
- 39:00Speaker 5: if if there were a grocery store in like China,
- 39:05Speaker 5: the American the American grocery store, what would that have?
- 39:08Speaker 1: They have those in different countries. I think there's European
- 39:12Speaker 1: ones and they have like Reese's puffs and like oh
- 39:15Speaker 1: peanut butter and stuff like that.
- 39:17Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's interesting. Peanut butter is big. Other cultures
- 39:20Speaker 5: don't really eat that. It was I remember trying to
- 39:23Speaker 5: find that in France and it was hard.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like we have new Tela Yeah, but yeah,
- 39:28Speaker 1: they never have them.
- 39:29Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's Cauca Wett Goett. Yeah.
- 39:34Speaker 4: I think that they should have like grocery stores for
- 39:36Speaker 4: every country people feel at home.
- 39:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:40Speaker 1: I went to the Brooklyn Children's Museum and the only
- 39:43Speaker 1: exhibits were just ethnic grocery stores. That's the exhibits at
- 39:46Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Children's Museum. It's just like twenty ethnic groceries.
- 39:50Speaker 4: What are the other ethnic grocery stores though?
- 39:52Speaker 1: Like it like, yeah, there's Hispanic and Asian, Caribbean, African
- 39:58Speaker 1: and that was just like all ones. It was. I
- 40:03Speaker 1: mean it was you go to the Brooklyn Children's Museum.
- 40:06Speaker 1: So it's been around for over one hundred years.
- 40:08Speaker 5: You shouldn't go there without a child, No, definitely not.
- 40:10Speaker 1: You get a better rate.
- 40:11Speaker 5: There was a sprinkler system that was really fun on
- 40:15Speaker 5: the Brooklyn Bridge Waterfront park that I used to want
- 40:18Speaker 5: to go to all the time.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Splash bad.
- 40:20Speaker 5: Yeah, it had a thing that came out, you know
- 40:22Speaker 5: what I'm talking about. Yeah, of course, But there was
- 40:24Speaker 5: a sign on the gate in the front that said no,
- 40:27Speaker 5: no one over the age of like thirteen is allowed
- 40:29Speaker 5: without the accompaniment of a child. That's tough. It's really
- 40:35Speaker 5: rare to see a sign that that's such a flip.
- 40:38Speaker 5: Usually it's like thirteen year olds are not allowed in
- 40:40Speaker 5: here without adult supervision. Yeah, but in around and I
- 40:45Speaker 5: think that's all from what's happened to the world.
- 40:48Speaker 1: It is weird to see people take a stance against pedophilia.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Usually it's just so ingrained. People just go with it
- 40:54Speaker 1: so hard. Well.
- 40:55Speaker 5: Also, I mean fundamentally, that sign would make me want
- 40:58Speaker 5: to be more of a pedophile. It's like, I want
- 41:01Speaker 5: to be in the water, so I'm going to get
- 41:03Speaker 5: a kid. You can't just let me in as a
- 41:06Speaker 5: completely normal adult to use the fucking I'm hot. Yeah,
- 41:11Speaker 5: what if you just want me to go find a child.
- 41:13Speaker 4: What if you just go to the lifeguard and you're like,
- 41:15Speaker 4: keep an eye on me, like, I'll be a yeah exactly.
- 41:17Speaker 5: I promised to keep my eyes above waist, like yeah, no,
- 41:21Speaker 5: no touching. None of these kids are mine, hands are up,
- 41:23Speaker 5: they're not. They're going to be out of the water.
- 41:24Speaker 5: Give me ten minutes. Give me ten minutes just going
- 41:29Speaker 5: up to my waist. You don't matter, worry about me. Yeah.
- 41:31Speaker 5: If I get hard at all, I'm out of here. Yeah,
- 41:33Speaker 5: pull me, blow the blow the whistle, yank me, coach.
- 41:36Speaker 5: I'm not gonna let you down.
- 41:39Speaker 1: How about that woman that that called you skinny today?
- 41:42Speaker 1: Francis us going to hit her with the fact that
- 41:44Speaker 1: your two twenty.
- 41:45Speaker 5: It's just enabling me. It's horseshit. Yeah, she flamed your ass.
- 41:48Speaker 1: She was like, you guys are all skinny.
- 41:50Speaker 5: She called you a twink.
- 41:52Speaker 4: She did, Yeah, when we were walking away, she was
- 41:55Speaker 4: when we were when we were walking away, she goes,
- 41:57Speaker 4: fucking twink.
- 41:59Speaker 5: Yeah, well bred a hillbilly bitch, Like I didn't know
- 42:02Speaker 5: people said that ship like that.
- 42:05Speaker 1: They're like, your skinny little six pack of twinks?
- 42:07Speaker 5: Where was that again? How was it the life jackets.
- 42:11Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you work in a life jacket rental place.
- 42:15Speaker 5: Bitch was calling me a twink.
- 42:18Speaker 1: And you should have been like, I'm fucking to twenty.
- 42:21Speaker 5: Yeah to twenty, bitch, Yeah, how twink is that? Yeah?
- 42:27Speaker 4: More of a bear if anything, two twenty pounds filled
- 42:30Speaker 4: with cream twink.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Like that fucking bunny over there, I would definitely sell
- 42:37Speaker 1: that bunny.
- 42:37Speaker 5: You understand that the second we sat recording, I'm going
- 42:40Speaker 5: to try to kill it. Now that's been bothering me
- 42:43Speaker 5: this whole time. It's so arrogant. It just looks it
- 42:45Speaker 5: thinks it.
- 42:48Speaker 4: Say, even got close, it would run away.
- 42:51Speaker 1: I also think that it is funny that you can
- 42:54Speaker 1: just kill fish like that that you catch so easily,
- 42:57Speaker 1: But if you killed that bunny, you would be the
- 42:58Speaker 1: biggest monster of all time.
- 43:00Speaker 5: I do like the fact that the all everyone involved
- 43:05Speaker 5: in the fishing industry that I've ever met seems to
- 43:07Speaker 5: be incredibly protective of the fish and adheres to the
- 43:13Speaker 5: rules pretty strictly. Oh yeah, you got to well, of course,
- 43:16Speaker 5: but then again, you don't. In what other industry does
- 43:21Speaker 5: everybody follow the rules like that?
- 43:22Speaker 4: I mean you also like, well, first of all, people
- 43:25Speaker 4: want to preserve the fish so that they can keep
- 43:27Speaker 4: fishing correct. And then also if you like break like
- 43:31Speaker 4: any like, if you break like any of the rules,
- 43:34Speaker 4: like the game warnings, can just take everything.
- 43:36Speaker 5: They'll they'll take it, and they'll take your license. So
- 43:38Speaker 5: that's your job.
- 43:40Speaker 4: Year.
- 43:40Speaker 5: You know that there are some fucking guys out there
- 43:43Speaker 5: who are like, hey, we're not supposed to do this,
- 43:45Speaker 5: but oh yeah, but.
- 43:47Speaker 1: We also had three cameras with us today.
- 43:49Speaker 5: For sure. I'm just saying the fact that there those
- 43:53Speaker 5: are captains know that no people like that, and still
- 43:58Speaker 5: they will play by the rules, yeah, which is to
- 44:01Speaker 5: their credit.
- 44:02Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be damn good if you're gonna cheat
- 44:05Speaker 1: on fish, like those geniuses that put the weights in
- 44:07Speaker 1: the fish.
- 44:08Speaker 5: Yeah, good fish cheap. That video scares me pretty sure.
- 44:13Speaker 5: Those guys were like strung up around a fucking light
- 44:16Speaker 5: pole later that night in town, you know, hanged by
- 44:21Speaker 5: fishing line.
- 44:23Speaker 1: To tight knit community, to great community.
- 44:26Speaker 5: Weights and fish. They got weights and I remember someone yells,
- 44:30Speaker 5: someone yells if they did it here, imagine how many.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Times, because you don't just come up with that once,
- 44:38Speaker 1: you don't get caught your first time.
- 44:40Speaker 5: Stop bags. Yeah, people were really mad. I get it.
- 44:43Speaker 4: I would be mad too, Yeah, especially if you're depending
- 44:46Speaker 4: on that money.
- 44:47Speaker 5: Mm hmmmmmm.
- 44:49Speaker 1: There's no weights that were small enough to offset the
- 44:52Speaker 1: fish that we caught today. What do you mean that
- 44:56Speaker 1: those like, if you put weights in those fish, it
- 44:59Speaker 1: would just be the weights. Oh yeah, there was there
- 45:02Speaker 1: was no fish to go with it.
- 45:03Speaker 5: Now. Now, do you have a favorite fish you've ever
- 45:06Speaker 5: caught in your life?
- 45:09Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 45:09Speaker 5: I mean it's always the next one. Come on, you
- 45:13Speaker 5: just know there's is there a real prize moment that
- 45:17Speaker 5: stands out with chasing the next fish?
- 45:19Speaker 4: Ah? Yeah, I mean any probably just any of the
- 45:22Speaker 4: big trout that I've caught, like in Wyoming.
- 45:24Speaker 5: Uh huh, how are you it's run?
- 45:27Speaker 1: No, just the one you caught yesterday. Honestly, that's my
- 45:32Speaker 1: biggest one.
- 45:32Speaker 5: I'm trying to stripers too. Yeah, what do you think
- 45:36Speaker 5: yours is? Well, I'm trying to decide if like my
- 45:38Speaker 5: favorite trout that I caught in New Zealand or or
- 45:41Speaker 5: that uh tarpin yesterday. It's one of those.
- 45:46Speaker 1: We got to get back to New Zealand.
- 45:48Speaker 5: Yeah, just as guys, we'll go to New Zealand for
- 45:50Speaker 5: our seventh Fish Week. Yeah. Fish week seven.
- 45:55Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta still got to figure ou where we're
- 45:57Speaker 4: going for gun week?
- 45:57Speaker 5: Gun week?
- 45:59Speaker 1: Right?
- 45:59Speaker 5: Where are we going for gun week? Are we going
- 46:00Speaker 5: to Tennessee for gun Week?
- 46:03Speaker 1: Oh?
- 46:03Speaker 5: We should go to the bourbon Factory?
- 46:06Speaker 1: What are you going to do in Arizona with the gun?
- 46:09Speaker 5: What state is the best at guns? Anything? In Arizona?
- 46:11Speaker 5: What state's the best of guns? Honest question?
- 46:13Speaker 4: Probably Nevada? Right, Vegas?
- 46:16Speaker 5: Vegas? You can choose like tanks. No, I think it's Texas.
- 46:19Speaker 5: You need you need tons of land so that you
- 46:22Speaker 5: can just unload.
- 46:24Speaker 1: I think you're right, it's got to be Texas.
- 46:26Speaker 5: There's tons of land in Texas. Yeah, it's it could
- 46:29Speaker 5: be Texas. I mean maybe it's Florida. No way too
- 46:32Speaker 5: populated here.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Maybe most guns per head, it's.
- 46:36Speaker 5: Wyoming, Wyoming, they're the best of guns. Oh cool, Gemini
- 46:41Speaker 5: are claude. We'll go to Wyoming. Then you love Wyoming?
- 46:46Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but a fish country.
- 46:48Speaker 1: That means if we go to for gunwek you ain't
- 46:50Speaker 1: dropping line.
- 46:51Speaker 5: Nothing wrong with a little yeah, but that's not what
- 46:54Speaker 5: that trip's for, bro. Little fishing.
- 46:56Speaker 1: No, that's a boondoggle. If you start going out there
- 46:58Speaker 1: for that bullshit.
- 47:00Speaker 5: I think we do gun Week in Wyoma cast Blast.
- 47:02Speaker 1: I think we got to go to Edinburgh.
- 47:06Speaker 5: What's that for?
- 47:07Speaker 1: I texted you guys for one of the fish weeks,
- 47:09Speaker 1: we got to go for Edinburgh.
- 47:10Speaker 5: Are they known for that there?
- 47:12Speaker 1: Of course?
- 47:12Speaker 5: Well I've been if we went into the highlands of Scotland,
- 47:15Speaker 5: they'd be good. I have no idea.
- 47:18Speaker 1: Is there anyone you could ask, no, honestly about Edinburgh.
- 47:23Speaker 5: I mean I could ask claud.
- 47:25Speaker 1: You don't know anybody that's in Edinburgh right now?
- 47:28Speaker 5: No, for Fringe. Is there is there some kind of
- 47:31Speaker 5: thing I'm missing? I don't know?
- 47:32Speaker 4: He does in Scotland?
- 47:34Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 47:35Speaker 1: You know someone that's in Edinburgh right now? Who your sister?
- 47:42Speaker 5: Oh?
- 47:42Speaker 4: Oh, but they're in fucking uh Edland. Yeah, they're in Edinburgh,
- 47:47Speaker 4: Scotland today. Oh they must be doing like a day trip.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Yeah two hours ago.
- 47:52Speaker 5: He knows and you don't.
- 47:53Speaker 4: Well, he was clearly using that against me. He obviously
- 47:56Speaker 4: was waiting for the big I wasn't.
- 47:57Speaker 1: I was trying to just lead you to it because
- 47:59Speaker 1: it's so obvious. I was like, I set you up
- 48:01Speaker 1: five times if you roll back the tape to be like, yeah,
- 48:03Speaker 1: my sister's there right now.
- 48:04Speaker 4: The last person on earth that I thought you were
- 48:06Speaker 4: referring to would be my sister, who you've never met.
- 48:12Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 48:14Speaker 4: Like that?
- 48:14Speaker 1: Would like?
- 48:14Speaker 5: I wasn't thinking of my family at all. I was
- 48:21Speaker 5: like who Shane? I was like, is he doing a
- 48:23Speaker 5: show in Scotland?
- 48:26Speaker 1: The first thing I think of is our families. That's
- 48:28Speaker 1: all I'm ever thinking of is our families. Surely you
- 48:34Speaker 1: follow his sister too on Instagram?
- 48:37Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't.
- 48:38Speaker 1: How I don't.
- 48:40Speaker 5: I don't think so we're I mean we're friends. I
- 48:43Speaker 5: hope she's not insulted that I don't. But I've never
- 48:46Speaker 5: met her. I'm not sure. I respect the privacy of
- 48:49Speaker 5: your family. I only follow your dad too. I love
- 48:54Speaker 5: talking to your I do. I do like following your I.
- 48:56Speaker 1: Love talking to your dad.
- 48:57Speaker 4: Neither of you know my dad or follow him on anything.
- 49:01Speaker 5: Why do you say that? Because he doesn't have anything,
- 49:04Speaker 5: so you think I'm his only follower?
- 49:08Speaker 1: Well, I want to go to Scotland. That was That's
- 49:10Speaker 1: my original point is that I want to go to
- 49:12Speaker 1: Edinburgh with with you fellows.
- 49:14Speaker 5: I'm down to go to Edinburgh. Let's let's Edinburgh.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Edinburgh or Ireland would be sick.
- 49:20Speaker 5: Or New Zealand if we have to Feeland's tough. You
- 49:23Speaker 5: gotta you can't go to New Zealand shorter than like
- 49:27Speaker 5: a week.
- 49:28Speaker 1: See that's why I'm pitching. That's why I'm pitching.
- 49:30Speaker 5: I think that's why we go Iceland.
- 49:31Speaker 1: Yeah, Iceland's on the table.
- 49:32Speaker 5: Iceland's on the table. Iceland would be cool, Iceland would
- 49:36Speaker 5: be cool. That's tough.
- 49:40Speaker 1: See that's off the table, just too far, too hard
- 49:44Speaker 1: to get down there. What about Nova Scotia? Definitely get
- 49:47Speaker 1: to Mackerel right off the coast. I'm down, I'm doublin.
- 49:51Speaker 1: I'm definitely down.
- 49:52Speaker 5: That's easy we can go to.
- 49:55Speaker 4: Is there another country we could go to for gun week?
- 49:57Speaker 4: Or is that that's probably a strictly a Marriag thing, right.
- 50:01Speaker 5: We are the best country at guns, that's for the most.
- 50:06Speaker 1: I think some Middle Eastern countries have a lot.
- 50:08Speaker 5: Now, Oh yeah, they're pretty good.
- 50:10Speaker 4: What if we went to like, uh, what if we
- 50:12Speaker 4: went somewhere where there's no guns.
- 50:14Speaker 5: We bring we bring our own. Oh that's the whole concept.
- 50:19Speaker 5: Start them on them, get them hooked.
- 50:20Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, gun week for shipping in guns.
- 50:24Speaker 1: They've never heard they've never heard of before.
- 50:26Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we it's like planting an invasive species exactly.
- 50:30Speaker 5: It's like, oh, you've never seen an AK forty seven? Yeah, well,
- 50:32Speaker 5: try to check this one out with the weight of that. Yeah. Wow, wow,
- 50:36Speaker 5: you're a natural careful there. Yeah, that's going to give
- 50:39Speaker 5: you a lot of power that you didn't ever know
- 50:43Speaker 5: you were capable of possessing or wielding. Oh oh, do
- 50:48Speaker 5: I see a political future for you?
- 50:51Speaker 4: Like your area? What if it was bigger, if it
- 50:55Speaker 4: was more vast.
- 50:56Speaker 5: I heard your neighbor's been fucking your wife, Sarah Gay.
- 51:02Speaker 4: But if your country's border was just a little bit wider,
- 51:06Speaker 4: that would be so nice.
- 51:08Speaker 1: We gotta get Canada, We gotta get gun week going.
- 51:12Speaker 1: Maybe we go to Greenland.
- 51:15Speaker 4: Greenland for gun Week, and then we try to find just
- 51:18Speaker 4: anyone with like, there's gotta be someone here with a g.
- 51:20Speaker 5: Where's the gun in the country? Yeah, we need to
- 51:24Speaker 5: see it.
- 51:25Speaker 1: I had the gun. Find the gun some shit like
- 51:28Speaker 1: that would be incredible.
- 51:29Speaker 4: Do we work as a team or do we split
- 51:31Speaker 4: up as soon as we get to Greenland? Probably faster
- 51:34Speaker 4: you always want to split up. Well, that could probably
- 51:37Speaker 4: cover ground.
- 51:38Speaker 1: For bow hunting. We could split up, but for this
- 51:41Speaker 1: we have to stay together for the fucking for the raffles.
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- 54:27Speaker 4: I don't really know what it's like to live here,
- 54:29Speaker 4: you know, only been here for so long.
- 54:32Speaker 1: I want I'd like to have a home here, just
- 54:34Speaker 1: a pad that I never go to. Yeah, having a
- 54:37Speaker 1: spy here wouldn't be bad, having a spot that you
- 54:39Speaker 1: don't go to. Yeah, where would you be in this
- 54:41Speaker 1: exact area? Would you switch it up? I wouldn't be
- 54:45Speaker 1: in this exact area because the people who own this
- 54:49Speaker 1: house are clearly just like Airbnb fiends, people who are
- 54:53Speaker 1: just this is the bubble right here. This is the
- 54:56Speaker 1: Airbnb bubble that this house that we're at right now,
- 55:00Speaker 1: it's barely habitable, especially for the amount of square feet
- 55:03Speaker 1: that it has, and it's just sloped together.
- 55:05Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is slop. That couch set up is insane.
- 55:10Speaker 1: It's a line of couches facing a.
- 55:12Speaker 4: Wall slop, Like you just can't see the TV at all.
- 55:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just are looking at wall.
- 55:21Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're looking at the edge of the TV.
- 55:24Speaker 1: It's so unintelligently designed. The bedrooms are all dumb.
- 55:28Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, my bed is awful.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Yeah, and they they're all saying their beds are great.
- 55:33Speaker 5: On the other really they got fucking rock.
- 55:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:38Speaker 4: It's like the like, my my sheets are like it
- 55:41Speaker 4: literally feels like plexiglass. This this situation is so bad
- 55:45Speaker 4: that I almost wish it would get out the way
- 55:48Speaker 4: that like you're tell your red Bush stuff Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 55:53Speaker 4: so that like it would change people's opinions about us.
- 55:57Speaker 5: Yeah, like, wow, those guys are really like really roughing it.
- 56:01Speaker 1: I got to show him the single beds that I'm
- 56:03Speaker 1: sleeping in. Yeah, and they see the single beds.
- 56:05Speaker 5: I feel like if Dave found out where we were sleeping,
- 56:08Speaker 5: he'd be like, come on, guys, you can do you
- 56:10Speaker 5: can do a little better.
- 56:11Speaker 1: It's like when he went to the Chicago off Yeah, exactly,
- 56:14Speaker 1: the door and he's like, what's this swee?
- 56:17Speaker 5: What do we what do you do?
- 56:19Speaker 1: What you're doing?
- 56:19Speaker 5: Fish week out of Yeah, I know.
- 56:21Speaker 4: Fish Week should be a celebration. It should be that's
- 56:24Speaker 4: my sacrifice.
- 56:25Speaker 1: We need to start, We need to start basing Fish
- 56:27Speaker 1: Week around where we can get the fucking mansion.
- 56:30Speaker 5: I know, right, think Florida. We'll be doing Gun Week
- 56:35Speaker 5: on Nantucket in Beverly Hills, California.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Where Malibu getting the Malibu house wild be sick, sick,
- 56:44Speaker 1: you have to share rooms.
- 56:46Speaker 5: What about Fish Week in Hawaii? Yeah, you're not built
- 56:51Speaker 5: for that Alaska?
- 56:53Speaker 1: Is it always going to be Fish Week if it's
- 56:55Speaker 1: not Gun Week? Are we going to Can we pivot
- 56:57Speaker 1: to something else?
- 56:58Speaker 5: Can the other week? We can pivot?
- 56:59Speaker 1: What's another type of week?
- 57:00Speaker 5: Well? The thing is is it has to be something
- 57:02Speaker 5: that Harry is interested. That's why we keep doing Fish Week, right, No,
- 57:05Speaker 5: I mean I'm done for anything.
- 57:06Speaker 1: What if we start like a video game team?
- 57:10Speaker 5: Oh, we could do a Bush Week? Yeah, we could
- 57:14Speaker 5: do We could do Bush Week.
- 57:16Speaker 1: How would that work? Do you come to Atlanta? We
- 57:20Speaker 1: film content every day in Atlanta and then we have
- 57:22Speaker 1: two podcast episodes, one with Jerry and one with like
- 57:25Speaker 1: somebody with with Mouke, one with Moke and Jerry, one
- 57:28Speaker 1: with uh somebody famous from esports.
- 57:32Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, we could do something like that, but
- 57:35Speaker 4: it might be a problem with if we're if we're
- 57:38Speaker 4: filming content for both I mean, I would have to do.
- 57:43Speaker 5: With all the stuff for Bush too. Yeah, it doesn't
- 57:46Speaker 5: sound possible.
- 57:47Speaker 1: It sounds like he's breaking up with us.
- 57:49Speaker 5: Doesn't sound impossible to do stuff for both.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Well, we have to stream all day, right, Maybe Bo
- 57:57Speaker 1: could come and hang out with me and Francis.
- 57:58Speaker 4: I think that is gonna come. You guys are more
- 58:02Speaker 4: than welcome to come. How big of a deal is
- 58:04Speaker 4: this upcoming mat major? Well, it's only a big deal
- 58:07Speaker 4: if we make the Pro Am and so we have
- 58:11Speaker 4: like these elites next week or maybe in two weeks,
- 58:16Speaker 4: and the Elite is like an online qualifier tournament, and
- 58:21Speaker 4: if we win it, we will get into the Pro Am,
- 58:24Speaker 4: which there's four teams going to the Pro Am that'll
- 58:27Speaker 4: play against the Professional League on like the main stage.
- 58:30Speaker 5: And what happens if you do well in the pro Am?
- 58:34Speaker 5: Could you get promoted?
- 58:35Speaker 4: I mean, technically you can win the pro Am And if.
- 58:37Speaker 5: You won the Pro Am, would you become a member
- 58:39Speaker 5: of the pro team in the league.
- 58:41Speaker 4: No, but they would probably have to like reconsider the
- 58:43Speaker 4: entire setup of the league.
- 58:45Speaker 5: Oh that's cool, yeah, but I.
- 58:46Speaker 4: Mean, like winning it would be crazy, but even just
- 58:49Speaker 4: making it would be sick. That's like, and then if
- 58:52Speaker 4: you get knocked out of the Proram, they let you
- 58:54Speaker 4: go and play in the Challengers.
- 58:56Speaker 5: Oh major cool? Yeah was it.
- 59:00Speaker 1: Weren't you guys expected to win while you were in England?
- 59:03Speaker 4: Yeah, we were, so if we won or we came
- 59:05Speaker 4: in second. I think the two top two teams I
- 59:09Speaker 4: believe from that both went to are both automatically qualified
- 59:14Speaker 4: for the pro Am.
- 59:17Speaker 1: That's so we can't do He basically he offered us
- 59:20Speaker 1: Bush Week and said that I'm too busy to do
- 59:22Speaker 1: anything with you. That's what he said, even though you
- 59:23Speaker 1: said Bush Week, and I was like, okay, how can
- 59:25Speaker 1: we make that?
- 59:26Speaker 4: Wellhy do you know we were turning around next week?
- 59:29Speaker 1: What are we doing bush Week?
- 59:30Speaker 4: I don't know, but that's literally in like two weeks.
- 59:33Speaker 1: All right, we'll put a pin in bush Week.
- 59:35Speaker 4: You just want to get right back out there.
- 59:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to grow your I'm trying to grow
- 59:39Speaker 1: the bush more than anything, trying to be unshaven more
- 59:43Speaker 1: than anything.
- 59:45Speaker 5: Well, you guys are more than welcome to come. It'll
- 59:48Speaker 5: be amazing. I love May and Atlanta. Yeah, there's such
- 59:53Speaker 5: good seafood food there. I actually think there is really
- 59:56Speaker 5: good food in Atlanta. There is Atlanta is a city
- 59:58Speaker 5: that kind of just overwhelming to me. I love Atlanta.
- 1:00:03Speaker 5: I haven't figured it out, and I think.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: They have some of the most creative food.
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: It's too much, it's too big for me to figure out.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: So I'm just gonna let them do their thing and
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: maintain a healthy respect for the city.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: They have like mac and cheese cones and like multi
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: colored like uh like hot chicken and stuff.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: You know that. Do you guys know that? I'm a
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: huge Outcast fan. Andre three K and Big Boy sing
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: a little bit for us. Hey, big Ay Biggy, that
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: so Biggy Biggy.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: That's bones, that's bone pegs harm.
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not it.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: It's but the words are literally it's bone and biggie, biggie.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: It's bone and biggie, biggie. It's bone and biggie.
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: Oh yeah, outcast, outcast is what? Sorry? Miss Jackson? Yeah
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: that one? I am free. Yeah, that's that's a banger
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: the whole world. What a great song that was? Do
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: you remember that song?
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Of course?
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: Because the whole well loves it. When you don't get down.
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: See if we can find like a pit Bull show
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: to go to down here, yeah, flow rider.
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: Since we're gonna be done with everything after we end this.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to do something else. We gotta find more.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: We can go find mister three three or five? What
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: what counter year are we in right now? What area
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: code are we in? It's not three oh five obviously,
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: I don't know. One two, three, three oh three oh
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: five is what?
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: Miami?
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: Can I say something that we did this episode out
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: of respect for for the viewers at home?
- 1:01:32Speaker 5: No, dorito's on the table? Yeah, we did do that.
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: How nice of that of us? Is that? I don't
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: think we're like, we didn't.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Put We can't say doritos, no way, I'm kidding, kidding,
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: we didn't.
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: We're gonna have to bleep that out.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: Our cylinder chip can. Yeah, is not going to be
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: happy we couldn't put our our chips on the table.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: And then they also told us that we can't have it.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: We can't have YouTube, and I'm going to try to
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: work on that. We can't put YouTube videos up, that's insane.
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: We're gonna keep trying to pull stuff up on the podcast. Yeah.
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: Rather, I can't even use like pictures.
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: Right pictures anything? Yeah? I see interesting?
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Damn Well, we need we are going to fight that head,
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: head tooth and nail.
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: Looks like we're gonna have to go down to Miami.
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: It's like we're going to Key West, find a lawyer,
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: gotta find pres.
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: Four one.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Shout out to the nine four one.
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: We should roll up at Dave's place and be like,
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: what is this I'm hearing about YouTube videos? Why are
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: you guys here.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: Knocking on his front three?
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: It's just remembered where the house.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: With the latitude and longitude of the house. Off the
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: top of his head, he triangulated, you rode up on
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: the back of the.
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: When I went to Dave's house, I think I said this,
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: but he's got a chef, and his chef made for
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: lunch chicken caesar raps that I'm this is a absolutely
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: thought through statement. Were the best chicken caesar raps I've
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: ever had in my life.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: Wow, I wonder what was so good about it? How fuch?
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: I'll tell you. I'll tell you what was so good.
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: They drilled the tortilla wrap on each side. It's pretty good.
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: That's the chicken was moist and warm.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: Was it fried or grilled?
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: Chicken grilled?
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: Was it wasn't breaded?
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: No?
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Was it pretty well seasoned? The chicken any chance.
- 1:03:44Speaker 5: Season was seasoning was perfect, not overly dressed, not too
- 1:03:49Speaker 5: crewton heavy. I don't like super creuton heavy wraps. We
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: got enough carbs as it is. Is that a little
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: something for the texture and let me enjoy some nice
- 1:03:59Speaker 5: long string parmesan especially. I don't even want I want
- 1:04:04Speaker 5: it to be a somewhat interesting lettuce.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: So day Trader's got a chef. Holy shit, fucking page
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: a views, fucking Padri's at it again. I'm surprised it
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: took him this long. He should not be cooking anything.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: You think he ever scurries down in the middle of
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: the night for a PBN J or something American like that.
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: I bet there's just snacks that are created for him.
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: And I was just leave him right outside of his
- 1:04:29Speaker 4: bedroom door. We had a feeling you'd get hungry.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: Here's your cheesy bite, s Dave. Damn, I didn't realize
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: he had a chef. I don't think you have told that.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: Has he told that?
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: No? I don't think that's public info. Whatever.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Patrian's got a chef.
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: I got three more. So much for the common man.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Seriously, he probably wants that under revs he.
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: Probably just exposed him and probably hurt his brand. Oh no,
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: The guy on the publicly twenty eight million dollar house
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: isn't cooking for himself. He's taking an indulgence. They have
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: to live with him, right.
- 1:05:13Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't think so. I think he
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: lives in Miami or something. I'm not sure sure.
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's flying the chef in every night. No,
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: the guy drives down from Miami.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Maybe it was just when you were around and he
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: wanted to impress you, like when people.
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: It did not seem Maybe he hired the chef because
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: you were there, just like that was not my impression.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: We fly someone in. I can't take Francis to the restaurant.
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: I don't think Dave was like, oh fuck, Francis is coming.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: What do I have in the house?
- 1:05:42Speaker 5: Yef. I wish people felt that way.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: That would be cool.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: That's how I feel when you come around this house.
- 1:05:50Speaker 5: No way, Now, all right, all right, that's gonna do it.
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: That's gonna do it for for well, I guess not.
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: Tomorrow the kayaking video comes.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: Out so pretty funny, and there will there be a
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: best of something. Maybe we've been filming some of the car.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: We need to reboot it, but there might be some
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: stuff from that. Even if there's not, it's been so
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: fun doing fish Week, and uh, we grind to get
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: this all this stuff out and it's not obviously it's
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: not hard, but it's one thing after another after another. Yeah,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: and so the dudes working behind the scenes, it's significantly
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: less fun for these three brothers. So definitely w's for
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: these bros.
- 1:06:31Speaker 5: W's in the chat. Yeah, all right, thanks, Come see
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: me in San Francisco in a couple of weeks. Cobs
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: for the weekend.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: Dude, I feel like I just I thought I just
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: saw a person behind you. I might be yeah, I
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: don't know if that was just a face in the palms,
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: but I feel like I just saw a fucking goo
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: goock go ghosts behind you.
- 1:06:56Speaker 5: All right?
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Did you see that kid run through the backyard earlier?
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: Was that a fix bicycle?
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Is that real?
- 1:07:03Speaker 5: That was real? All right? All right, thank you, thank you.
- 1:07:07Speaker 5: That's fish Week. That is fish Week. Goodbye. Back tomorrow
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: for some more fish Week.
- 1:07:13Speaker 6: M