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RV There Yet? - Full Game (Part 2) No Commentary Gameplay · No Commentary Gaming

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  The. Yeah.
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  Yeah. How to achieve absolute?
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  Calm. Now you might be wondering,
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  Austin, what is this Gurus Chaka you keep Speaking of?
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  Well my child is the closest folk nation us mere mortals can
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  get to. The Nebranese word for absolute
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  calm, and it's also close to the word chakra, the vital energies
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  within the human body and the subject of today's tape.
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  Aligning your chakras to focus their energy within the body and
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  mind is vital to achieve an absolute calm.
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  In order to align your chakras, you need to call upon the wisdom
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  of the ancient Anunnaki Pythagoras.
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  It's important to get the angles right, otherwise the chakras
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  won't align, they won't focus right.
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  Now this one's a little advanced, so I recommend you
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  grab a pen and paper and take some notes you follow along
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  with. The first thing we need to align
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  our chakras is the hypotenuse. This is the foundational concept
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  of your chakra and alignment. First thing you got to do is
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  imagine a line for the tippy top of your head all the way down in
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  your perineum. That's the bit between your butt
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  hole and whatever else you got going on down there.
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  Then, with your arms outstretched, imagine another
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  line across your body. There's one where the 2 lines
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  meet on your chest, 2 where your elbows are, and one down in your
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  business area. Now imagine a line from the
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  elbow shocker point of your dominant head down to your
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  perineum. That line is your hypotenuse.
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  We need it's length. Now you multiply the first top
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  line by the second line. No way.
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  Not multiply. If you, if you take the first
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  line, the top, the one at the top, square it.
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  So like you multiply it by itself.
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  So you first measure it right in inches.
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  You multiply that by itself. Then you do the same with the
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  vertical by it. But measure this one's a bit
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  weird because you got to get a little, you know, down and
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  around down there, you know, but but do the same with that and
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  add the 2 numbers together. Then you divide.
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  Wait, let me check my notes. Hang on a second.
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  Oh, oh, lucky. Lucky, I'll check we.
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  Need to we need square root, not divided.
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  Multiply it. Multiply that by each of the
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  side coast tan. Those are magic numbers that are
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  on your calculator. Then those numbers are your
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  chakra focus angles in degrees, degrees Fahrenheit.
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  So yeah, you can track those numbers over time and see if
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  they resonate with you. And if they do, your chakras are
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  relied and you're one step closer to absolute calm.
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  Thank you for listening in once again my child Gurish Chaka, and
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  I'll see you in the next lesson. O.
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  Gurus Chaka Child. And welcome to lesson 4 of
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  absolute calm with Austin when I teach you how to achieve
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  absolute calm. Now you might be wondering
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  Austin, what is this gurus chakra you keep Speaking of?
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  Well my child is the closest folk nation.
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  Us mere mortis can get to the deeper knees word for absolute
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  calm and it's also close to the word chakra, the vital energies
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  within the human body and the subject of today's tape.
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  Aligning your chakras to focus their energy within the body and
• 1:25:22
  mind is vital to achieve an absolute calm.
• 1:25:25
  In order to align your chakras, you need to call upon the wisdom
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  of the ancient Anunnaki Pythagoras.
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  It's important to get the angles right, otherwise the chakras
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  won't align, they won't focus. Right now, this one's a little
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  advanced, so I recommend you grab a pen and paper and take
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  some notes you follow along with.
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  The first thing we need to align our chakras is the hypotenuse.
• 1:25:46
  This is the foundational concept of your chakra in the line.
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  First thing you got to do is imagine a line for the tippy top
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  of your head all the way down to your perineum.
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  That's the bit between your butt hole and whatever else you got
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  going on down there. Then, with your arms
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  outstretched, imagine another line across your body.
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  There's one where the 2 lines meet on your chest, 2 where your
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  elbows are, and one down in your business area.
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  Now imagine a line from the elbow shocker point of your
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  dominant head down to your perineum.
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  That line is your hypothesis. We need it's length.
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  Now you multiply the first top line by the second line.
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  No, no way, not multiply. If you if you take the first
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  line, the top, the one at the top, you square it.
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  So like you multiply it by itself.
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  So you first measure it right in inches, then multiply that by
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  itself. Those are magic numbers that
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  are. On your calculator, then those
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  numbers. Hog.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  None. Yeah.
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  None. No way, no way, Guru Shock and.
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  Child and welcome to lesson 5 of absolute calm with.
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  I got myself a nice. Little patch of grass.
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  I'm just going to hunker down right here, all right now.
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  Keeping that vertical chakra. Alive.
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  Now breathe in. No,
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  no. That there weren't no.
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  Cougar. Hey, who's there?
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  Hey, you what? Are you doing here?
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  Hey, I can see you. Quit staring.
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  Goddamn fan. Budget.
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  All right, I have it your way, pal.
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  What a weirdo. Start Akka.
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  Yeah. Play song.
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  Play Kajol song. Yeah.
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  Play song. Yeah.
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  The. Yeah.