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#292: Another WolfCop (2017) – Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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movie? Looks like I brought a knife to
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a wolf fight. Welcome to watch you at least,
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Sir. It's Scary Movie, The podcast
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where we talk about the good, about the ugly and the absurd
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and all of our favorite. And least favorite?
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Scary movies. Because we believe every horror
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movie rightfully has its fan base even.
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If we don't always get it, my name is Travis and is Jesse and
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welcome back to our monthly bonus series, Live Uncut and
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Mostly Undrawn. That's right, we are doing To Be
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Or Not To Be where we dive into the free streaming services and
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see what hidden gems they have to offer.
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That is right. And this month it was my turn to
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pick the and I went with another wolf cop because we, you know,
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we covered the first one on to be or not to be, so why not do
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the second? Exactly.
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Yeah, this was not the first pick.
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We're the second pick. We're the second pick.
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No, There were two other movies, but we started watching one of
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them and ended up being like, hey, we're not going to be able
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to do an episode on this. So we decided to pivot and here
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we are, you know, another wolf cop.
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It felt like a good pick. I agree.
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I agree. All right, so this is a bonus
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episode. We don't do the normal stuff
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like the polls and everything like that, so we pretty much
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just jump right on into this. So I've got all this stuff here.
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Yay. All right, Another Wolf Cop,
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released December 1st, 2017. We watched it on Tubi.
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You can watch it there. I'm not sure if there are any
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other places. I didn't look it up because this
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is stupid or not to be. And that's pretty much what we
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do. Yep, Yep, Yep.
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Written and directed by Lowell Dean, music by Toby Bond and
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shooting guns. Return for the soundtrack this
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time, too. Special effects makeup.
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Emerson Ziffel was the supervisor.
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OK, starring Leo. I think I struggled with this
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last time we did the zoo. Leo Fafford or Faffard, One or
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one or the other as Lou Slash Wolf Cop, Yannick Bison as
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Swallows, Amy Mezio as Tina, Jonathan Cherry as Willie, and
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Serena Miller as Cat. OK, time for our favorite game
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on the show. Budget or?
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Budget. I did a flair to it that time.
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You kind of, Jean Ralphio did. Thank you.
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I guess Jesse, you are so bad about you give me shit about
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fucking this stuff, but you have fucked up that part a lot.
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Wow, I'm not going to guess now. I'm sorry you're.
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Being really mean to me. I'm sorry, you're right.
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Yeah, that was a little bit mean.
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So you're not guessing, are you? Are are we really not doing this
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part? That wasn't a real apology.
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I am sorry. OK.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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I'm going to say this is Buck Ted.
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OK, yeah, this is absolutely Buck Ted.
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This was 3,000,000 Canadian dollars.
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Opening Box Office $5000 Worldwide Gross $7000 OK IMDb
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Score 5.3. You know what?
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Good for it. Yeah, 5.3, that's yeah, that's
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pretty solid. OK.
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All right. So I have 3 movies from 2017 to
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compare this to. Good.
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I chose a theme of classic universal monsters since this is
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kind of based off of 1. OK, OK.
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So the first movie is called Werewolves of the Third Reich.
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Ick ick. Ick yeah that released December
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5th 2017. So a couple of days after this.
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It had a budget of $300,000. I don't have the gross for it
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but the IMDb Force 2.2 OK didn't even make it to three 2nd movie
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vampire cleanup department. Interesting.
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This movie came out March 16th 2017.
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I don't have any of the financial information but it has
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a 5.6 on IMDb. I like to imagine it's just like
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a wholesome group of vampires, like they can't go out in the
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daytime so they do home cleaning services for like shift workers.
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Wow, you know what that sounds like it could be a nice little
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movie right there. Yeah, it's like the anti wolf
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cop. Yeah, exactly.
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Exactly. And the third and final movie,
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this is a bit of a stretch, but I went with it because he kind
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of turns into a mummy in that so.
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I mean there, there is some mummy action he.
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Also turns into the werewolf because of a universal monster
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movie, right? Yeah.
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So I, you know, I think if it's that movie came out September
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8th, 2017. Bunch of 35,000,000 Worldwide
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Gross 704 Million IMDb 7.3. And I'm feeling the potential of
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giving them some streaming revenue later because it's been
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a while since we watched it. And you're doing a read.
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Through I'm doing a reread through Yeah, so.
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Yeah, I'm into it. Yeah.
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OK, so I've got some tag lines. I've got 2.
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Both of them were on the poster. Boy the.
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First one Sequels are a disease. Meet the cure.
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OK. That's not bad.
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That's pretty confident. You you feel pretty good about
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yourself as a sequel when you put that on the poster there.
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I'm just thinking about like how vaccines work because basically
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you're getting like a dead version of a disease.
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Like, do you think it's like a dead version of the no, it's
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like to help you help your body, your immune system, learn what
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the disease looks like. OK.
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That's a lot more thought than I would have put into that.
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I think it's probably more thought than they put into it as
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well. Surely.
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Yeah. And the second one, the hairy
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arm of the wall. That's funny.
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That's pretty good. Yeah, I think, See, these are
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the type of tag lines I expect whenever we get silly movies
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right here. OK, so we don't do fun facts
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because this is to be or not to be.
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But I will tell you why I chose this movie.
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OK, So I enjoyed it when we talked about Wolf Cop on here.
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I think it was last year and I had been looking forward to the
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sequel and I figured, you know, why not go ahead and cover the
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sequel on To Be or Not To Be Because I feel like it's fitting
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to do the whole franchise series, I guess pretty much at
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this point on this part of the show, the little mini episodes
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that we do. So yeah, that's why I went with
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it. Would you like a fun fact for me
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that I ended up looking up? Sure.
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The person who plays Organo, I already forgot his name.
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Lawrence Gower. I think I'm.
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Not. Sure, he is a musician, which I
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figured because they had him playing an organ and singing and
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his song Strange Animals plays in the closing credits, but also
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he has been he has toured with Styx as a singer.
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Yeah, you can hear it a little bit like you.
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You said that he's not the original guy.
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No, because he didn't start with Styx until 1999.
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Yeah, and Styx, infamously, is a much older band than that.
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Yes, that's true. The reason I know that is
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because they're on an episode of That 70s Show.
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I listen. I think, I think we're all a
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little bit Eric Foreman and we don't want to admit it.
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I like that song. I like Sell Away.
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I don't really. Oh, and the Renegade one, I
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can't remember the name of it. Is it called Renegade?
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Yeah, it's probably called Renegade.
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Yeah. OK, yeah.
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So that's, you know, we don't have anything else to really go
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on this. So I think we just kind of go
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into a good, bad, ugly and absurd.
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So Jesse, you kicked this one off.
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What did you like about this one?
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I like that this movie still has it's stupid humor.
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Yeah, it's, you know, like I brought a knife to a wolf fight.
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That's stupid. Like, what person is going to
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say that when they're in the middle of a fight in their heist
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van? Nobody.
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But it's great. It's got that campiness to it,
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yes. Yeah, and I like that they found
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a stupid reason to bring Jonathan Cherry back.
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Yeah, I had forgotten that he died in the first one.
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Yeah. And I was kind of surprised,
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like, OK, what happened? I'm glad that they kind of
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filled us in because I honestly had forgotten that he was a
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shifter in the last one. Yes, I'm glad we got like that.
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We got like a recap without having too much of an exposition
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dump, so that was nice. Yeah, they did good with that.
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Jonathan Cherry, For those of you who think the name sounds
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vaguely familiar, he is one of the people who avoided death in
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the highway crash in Final Destination, too.
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He was the like the Stoner dude. Yes, yeah, yeah.
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He's like smoking and he sees the cop mix to him and he's
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like. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, and I like that we got repeat characters.
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I like that we have another werewolf where cat situation I.
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Didn't expect that. Yeah, I guess.
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I should have expected that from the title.
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Another wolf. Cop yes, that's a very
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fairpoint. Yeah, yeah.
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So. And it was just it was also just
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nice that this that they did have an actual sequel.
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So at the end of this one, I'm gonna say Wolf Cop will return
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again. I have hope.
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I have hope too, but then again, we're coming up on.
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We're eight years now from that, so I'm.
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I'm wondering when's it gonna happen?
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We'll see. Did it happen?
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I don't know. I think there's only two that I
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know of. OK is that all your goods?
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Yeah. OK.
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My goods for this I I really enjoyed the effects from this,
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the practical effects. That was one of the things that
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stood out to me in the first movie too, and I'm glad that
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they kept that consistent with this one.
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I also, man, I'm I'm a little bit bummed about this, but I
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love this so much. I liked Frank and.
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You didn't get enough Frank, did you?
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He. He was just gone.
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He just stopped. And I, I really don't know.
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And you know, I like that and yeah, it's making me sad now.
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So it's time for us to move over to the bed.
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OK man, I liked the stupidness of the puppets but also didn't
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like the puppets. Yeah, see, that was one of the
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bats I had. I said like some of it was like
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really cheap humor and I think the puppets were really the
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worst part of it. It just kept giving me
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flashbacks to us trying to watch Thanks Killing too.
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A little bit. Yeah.
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And they're like, you know what? We'll up the stupidness from our
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first movie. More fucking puppets.
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Yeah, it was. It was a little weird.
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It's just like the little, it's Willy's like Bad Willy, but it
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really kills me the most. And The thing is like, and I get
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that they probably didn't have the budget to do this, but I
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liked how his looked like him at first.
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A little bit, yeah. I wasn't sure if they were going
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for that, Yeah. Yeah, I thought that they were
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all going to be kind of similar to the people, but once you kind
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of introduce it happening to like all of your extras, I think
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you don't do a unique. One for all of them.
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Yeah, exactly. They're.
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Probably sharing the same one. It feels like that's why they
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changed his to like. Be that.
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Yeah, it turned into that. Yeah, you're right.
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Yeah. So I don't know, I just it's a
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it's a long shot to try and make puppets work and it can't be
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horror movie and I just this didn't work for me well.
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And that's the weird thing because it feels like they would
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naturally be at home in a movie like that.
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But it also just kind of feels like too much, you know?
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Yeah, Like, it's weird. I don't know.
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There is a way to do it. It's just don't go too hard on
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it, I guess. Yeah, I really don't know how to
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like give good criticism on that.
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Yeah, it's just, it's just too much.
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Yeah, you know when you see it. Did you have anything else?
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That was that. Also, there were times that like
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the pacing just wasn't as good as in the first one.
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Like it felt like a much longer movie.
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And it was almost the same. It was.
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It's not even an hour 20, it's like an hour 19.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for me, like, like I said,
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some of that cheap humor, like some of the humor was good, but
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then some sometimes they would go with the real low hanging
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fruit stuff and like, come on, I know you guys can do better than
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that. Yeah.
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Another one is like, yeah, I I felt like it felt jumbled, like
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it's just, it didn't have a like a clear vision, I think for what
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I wanted to be because I thought that they had something awesome
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going when they had like Frank there, because he's like the
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first villain thing that they introduced.
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And he's got an awesome design and he is like able to stand up
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to Wolf Cop and defeats him easily.
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And then they retire him. And then they're like, let's now
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bring out the the shifters coming out of the tummies and
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that'll be the thing. They're basically like little
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aliens. Yeah, I really wanted to have
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more of like a follow up on Lou adjusting to his time as Wolf
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Cop because Wolf Cop is the only time when he's really competent,
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but also he is still causing havoc.
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Like there's a story in that in and of itself.
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I don't feel like we needed to have, like, the Shifters and
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Dark Star and it's hockey, but it's also beer.
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Like, it was just too many elements were competing.
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And I really like part of the heart of the first story is like
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the simplicity. Yeah, the simplicity of it and
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the character work. Yeah.
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And we don't get that as much in this one.
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Yeah, I think that they really just tried too many things and
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I, I don't know, I just pick one of them at least and like, stick
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with it. But yeah, they just had too much
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going. On yeah, like, and we could have
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kept the whole the whole like conflict of this movie could
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have been that they're trying to keep Wolf Cop like a secret
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amidst the legends. Yeah, but then again, like I
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also like that they the town was embracing them.
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But even when people are like it doesn't exist.
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That's like a you. Know what the fuck?
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It's just, I don't know, they, I don't know, I don't think they
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had like a queer. The shape shifters were not the
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engaging part of the first movie.
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I didn't need the second movie to mostly be about them.
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
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All right. What was your ugly?
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I hockey games are really aggressive and kind of scare me
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and this was like the epitome of that.
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Yeah, yeah, just a little bit. Yeah.
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I don't know, man. My ugly is like the Little, like
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the Bad Willy. Also so so Lou meets another
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lichen right? And this should be awesome for
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him for reasons, but when they have sex he stays as a human.
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I really don't understand what happened there.
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I think that they wanted a reversal of the first movie
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where it was him having sex with a human woman.
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And now this sounds like all right, he's gonna be human man
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and he's gonna have sex with a werewolf woman.
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And I feel. Like I was upset about that in
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the first movie as well. Yeah, it's, it's weird.
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It's like a little bit of like a bestiality type thing.
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Yeah. But it's all I don't know.
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Where do you drop the line? Yeah, put that right.
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There you go. This is like, God, we could have
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a whole philosophical debate about it.
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We really could, but it just. The end result is that I'm
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uncomfortable watching this. That's true.
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That is a very upsetting. Yeah, you're right.
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OK, absurd. Was that your same?
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Yeah, I OK. Well, no, I said mine was like a
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little or a bad Willy. OK, I just you know, he was the
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whole thing with him is disgusting, but also just like
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his his character. He's just like saying like,
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really, I don't. Know, yeah.
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Just like not it's not funny and it's just kind of like weird and
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his characters, it's almost like a little bit demeaning type
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things, you know what I mean? It's just like, I don't know,
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just shut up. Like that could have cut that
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entirely. And I think this movie would
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have been better off for it. OK, Yeah.
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All right. Now you're.
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Absurd. Now, am I absurd that anybody is
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drinking chicken milk beer? I'm not gonna lie it it sounded
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interesting because it's like a milk stout is what I took it.
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And it's like, you know, you have all these interesting
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flavors for like beers already. I don't know, like why not try
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like a chicken flavored beer? Like it sounds like a novelty
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beer, not one that you would casually drink all the time, but
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like, you know, I would sip it. I'm just being honest with.
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You don't be honest about that. OK, well, it's already out
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there. People know.
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This now people know this it's. Gross.
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Is that all you had? Yeah, I peek behind the curtain
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here. We finished watching this about
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5 minutes ago so. Are you still processing?
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This a little bit, yeah. Seem like it.
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Yeah. OK, Well, mine.
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Well, First off, we have Kevin Smith as the mayor of this town,
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which is strange. I found a little bit of trivia
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on that for this too. Apparently the reason he's even
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here is because he was scouting a movie that he was working on
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at the time. So they just kind of seized the
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moment and took advantage of it, put him in the movie it.
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Feels accurate. He feels at home in a movie like
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this. Yeah, this is his type of thing.
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Also the fact that hockey, like the game is still going on and.
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Yeah. People are like going like along
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with everything as they have these shifters emerging from
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their stomach. Like people aren't fazed enough
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about this to let hockey like stop.
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I understand hockey is a huge thing for Canadians.
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It's probably like basketball for like Kentuckians here.
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But like still it was just a little bit crazy to see them
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like continue. They started the game after that
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started happening. Like they continued, like the
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plan was like involving them still having a full game of
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hockey like happen. I don't know that there really
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was much of A plan, actually. That's the thing, I don't know
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if they really thought this out for.
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The movie, I think they were trying to do like a Teen Wolf
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thing, except instead of Michael J Fox with the basketball teams,
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with the hockey. Yeah, yeah.
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And he does pretty well there. But then it's like, all right,
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let's cut that shit. We're gonna fight the dark stars
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now. That's Wolf Cop.
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Yeah, it was just, it was too many things.
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There's a lot going on. This is going.
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On a second and a third movie in the franchise mish together.
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Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
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Alright, well, let's get to the ratings soon.
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I might give it a 5. OK.
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Like it had its moments, but it's not what I wanted it to be.
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It's not. It's not what I wanted it to be
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either. I'm giving it a four.
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Man. Yeah, it's OK.
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You know, like it, it's not. It had its moments, like you
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said, but like I'm overall disappointed at what they ended
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up doing. Like it just kind of, I don't
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know, the first one was so great.
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I loved the first one, but this one is just a it's just a mess,
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really. OK.
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So our average is 4 1/2. Hey, good math.
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Yeah, I did it. I did it.
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All right, let's do this. All right, so we start off with
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a commercial that's being filmed for Chicken, Milk, beer, and
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some like weird sound feedback happens.
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So he cuts. Also, this guy, I don't know
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why, but to me he looks like Seth MacFarlane and that was
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really distracting the whole time.
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I can kind of see it, yeah. He's AI, like how the whole
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thing starts. He's like, you're a loser now
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I'm a winner, you know? And then I like how he's like
19:04
frustrated. He asks about the prototype and
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he's excited about it and he tells his little hench woman to
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kill the sound and by that he might kill the boom operator.
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So it was kind of like a funny little play of words.
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That was, yeah, apparently. It's like the existence hinges
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or our existence hinges on the next 48 hours.
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Yeah, you. Got to get serious.
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Man, so he was like filming that commercial and it got put out
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the same day that they were like leading up to the game.
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That's just weird. It feels like you would like put
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more hype. It's almost like they filmed a
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life, you know, Like, honestly. Fuck it.
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All right, so we now cut to a car chase happening.
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It's a Santa Claus criminal. He's driving like a he's.
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Doing the opposite of a Santa. He's taking stuff.
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Stealing gifts, it's like a Santa.
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It's like a Christmas present truck or whatever and Wolf Cop
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is in pursuit and they're in a shootout and one of the guys
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gets a bazooka and shoots the cop car.
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Yeah. And so Wolf Cop jumps on top of
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the van and he basically he massacres them that way.
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And so we cut to Tina. She is the chief now.
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She has her rookies. Scott is the one she's talking
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to in this moment. He goes, what about Wolf Cop?
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And she goes, Wolf Cop is not real.
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And he goes but I heard and she goes not real, You have a better
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chance of seeing Santa Claus. Just then the van comes back
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with Santa Claus and Wolf Cops. Yeah.
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I like the way that he killed him, you know, like they again
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the the effects got to shine. He like decapitates him.
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He chews the eyeballs out of a guy.
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'S yeah, you know. Yeah, and then they eventually
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wreck whenever he snaps the driver through the stomach and
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the cops surround the car and the wolf disappears.
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But Daisy shoots at what she thinks was an animal that was
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running away. Why are you just shooting at a
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stray animal? Yeah, it's a little bit strange
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today. Especially if it was running
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away. But it did.
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To be fair, he did steal the Donuts.
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That's true. Stole the Donuts from the car.
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So all the suspects are dead. They like, cordon off the crime
21:02
scene and Tina goes to the animal shelter, which is where
21:05
Lou is living now, and she yells at him for stealing the Donuts
21:08
and for not wearing pants and for killing all of the suspects.
21:12
Yeah. And then like as they're like
21:14
kind of going at it, he shows her a symbol and it's the
21:18
shifters symbol, which. Also matches the Dark Stars
21:21
logo. So in the morning, we have like
21:25
a radio DJ and he's talking about Sydney Swallows.
21:28
He's reopening the brewery. It's going to revitalize jobs in
21:32
this town. And it's also a hockey arena, so
21:34
they're going to have a game tomorrow.
21:36
Yeah. Sydney And also there's like an
21:39
interim mayor. His name is Bubba Rich.
21:43
Just. Kevin Smith, I thought he was
21:45
going to be more significant. I thought he was too, but he's
21:48
just, I thought he was in on it. Yeah, that's right.
21:51
Here because he's over there and like they're doing their
21:53
investigation, but he's promoting the beard to the.
21:55
Cops. He's like halfway in on it, but
21:57
like only in the like political sense where he was like bribed.
22:01
I just think that he's super enthusiastic about hockey and
22:03
beer. No, because he gets money too.
22:06
Oh, he does, yeah. Yeah.
22:09
So, yeah, he's just trying to like, push that on them.
22:11
And who's over there? He's got the van fixing.
22:15
Yeah, like how he just like, drives through the crime scene
22:17
and like, through the caution tape on his way out.
22:19
He's on clean up duty. He's not allowed to, you know,
22:23
do cop work as a wolf that night.
22:25
So he's got to stay locked up. And Bubba, Mayor Bubba is trying
22:31
to get the chief to drink some beer and he's like, Are you sure
22:34
Wolf Cop isn't real? People are saying.
22:38
People are talking. Lou opens up the box from the
22:41
back of the truck and it's some goo with something inside, and
22:46
he starts to call it in, but oh, there's something from inside.
22:49
The goo comes out. It's Willy.
22:51
Yeah. It's the real Willy.
22:52
He was abducted and probed, and now his stomach is upset.
22:57
Lou asks if he's a shapeshifter or if he knows anything about
23:01
shape shifters. And he's like, that's more like
23:03
my sister's thing. But I do know that they're like,
23:06
trying to take over the planet. How long has I gone?
23:10
It's like, where have I been? So we now cut over to dark * and
23:15
we see the scientist is working on a project that she calls
23:19
Frank, and Frank is designed to distract the cops.
23:23
This is Is this another universal monster nod?
23:27
Frankenstein's Monster. Oh my God, I didn't even think
23:30
of that, but I think you're right.
23:31
Yeah, Brain. I just, I love this thing, man.
23:35
It was so cool and it reminded me of like a Thing from Hell
23:39
Comes to Frocktown. It reminded me of Adam and
23:44
Buffy. You'll see eventually.
23:48
Yeah, Travis is officially on Season 3 of Buffy by now.
23:52
That's right. Just so everybody knows, he's
23:53
met Faith Lehane. That's where we're at.
23:56
Matt MM hmm. That's right.
23:59
Yep. OK.
23:59
So Lou goes to the gas station and is full of all kinds of Wolf
24:04
cop merch, just bizarre kinds of stuff.
24:09
And he's like, he asked that owner if he's got the rights to
24:12
this. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
24:13
mean cops. This was a money 5050 and Lou
24:18
has put himself in an impossible situation because he can't call
24:20
him out on that being bullshit. Honestly, the merch is pretty
24:23
sweet. It's like handcuffs and he's got
24:25
like beanies and bobble heads. You know what I want it scare
24:29
fast. I want I want the team from Wolf
24:32
Cop there and I want them selling this merch.
24:35
Yeah, I would buy it. Yeah, 100%.
24:37
It's also got like a little Wolf Cop gun.
24:38
Yeah. It's like not anything unique to
24:40
the Wolf Cop, but it's just like branded Wolf Cop stuff.
24:44
It's kind of funny. I have a feeling he probably
24:46
bought this shit out like a Dollar Tree.
24:48
Yeah. Slapped the Wolf Cop logo on.
24:50
Top That's absolutely what happened.
24:54
Yeah, so now we see there's a news interview with Sydney
25:00
Swallows on the brewery. He's kind of like, given the
25:03
rundown and all that. And then Wu decides to hightail
25:07
it out there because it's almost time for him to transform into
25:09
Wolf Cop. Yeah, Willie is having a baby in
25:13
the bathroom. I just consistently refer to it
25:15
as his baby for about half the movie until we find out it's a
25:19
baby shaped shifter. I mean, yeah, like, it's weird
25:22
because we see a little hand emerge.
25:24
Yeah, and it's like a baby hand, but we don't see the hand.
25:27
It's been a while after that. It ends up being like this, like
25:29
long. Well, and he does refer to it as
25:33
T Rex arms later eventually because he helps Bad Willy
25:36
smoke. But like, it's really just they
25:41
they didn't want to put in the time and effort to make this
25:44
puppeteering look good. No.
25:47
I think there are so many awkward like crops of Willie.
25:51
Yeah, well, I almost feel like with a movie like this, it's
25:54
kind of intentional. I think maybe they're going for
25:56
that, but maybe I'm giving them too much leniency with that
25:59
right there. Like, yeah, that's The thing is
26:01
that no, it just doesn't work. It just just stop relying on
26:06
puppets as your humor. Just don't do it.
26:09
Yeah, yeah, yeah, puppets can work, but you got to like know
26:11
how to use them. You know a good example, I'm
26:15
wearing the shirt now that I'm thinking about it, when in
26:18
slaughter house when alpha is like fighting and they just like
26:21
Chuck a stuffed sloth across the screen.
26:24
I love that. Yeah, that's.
26:25
Hilarious. It's really great.
26:27
Yeah, so I mean, that's just like a full on for the whole
26:30
movie. Yeah, it works perfectly for
26:32
that. OK, so we come over to strip
26:35
club and Frank enters. I don't know why Frank is going
26:39
to the strip club. They don't really say.
26:41
I mean, he's a robot. That's that's where they had the
26:44
big fight in the first movie. The bar has been turned into the
26:47
strip club I think. Oh yeah, Interesting.
26:50
OK. So I think they're trying to
26:51
like, recreate that bloodbath. Oh, I see.
26:55
I got you. Well, yeah, Frank is in there
26:58
watching one of the strippers and he gets into a confrontation
27:01
with one of the guys there. The guy is mad that that Frank
27:03
isn't clapping for the dancers. And I want to say that this man
27:09
needs to understand that clapping is not going to pay
27:11
these ladies bills. They're up there performing a
27:13
job. Yeah, they don't want your
27:15
claps. It's kind of funny.
27:17
It's like he's not mad that they're not being paid for their
27:19
work, but more they're not being appreciated.
27:21
Yeah, you know. Like, this is kind of funny.
27:25
So yeah, like this is like instigates an entire bloodbath.
27:29
He is like straighted off tearing people to.
27:32
Stress, yes. Folding them in half, just just
27:35
making things real bad. And the chief gets a call on the
27:38
walkie. This is stupid humor that
27:40
carries on throughout the whole movie that I like where every
27:42
time she gets a call on the walkie it's.
27:45
Just. Kind of OK, keep going.
27:46
Like she understands it perfectly.
27:48
It's great. And it's even when we see the
27:49
other side of the walkie, we hear what's being said.
27:52
It cuts to her and. It's that I did appreciate that.
27:56
That was some good. Yeah, it's right there.
28:00
Yeah, so she's she's getting ready to go, but then she talks
28:04
to Willie, who she's suspicious he might still be a
28:07
shapeshifter, and then he shows her his bad Willie.
28:13
Yeah, yeah, I there's a lot to unpack in the scene and we don't
28:18
have time for it. Yeah.
28:20
So I don't have the willpower for it.
28:22
Yeah, so she heads to the crime scene with Scott.
28:26
No, Daisy. Yeah, Daisy and Scott had.
28:28
Oh. Daisy and Scott.
28:29
Yeah, yeah. They're both the rookies.
28:32
Scott's like, man, I hope things are OK in here.
28:34
I don't want to die on my birthday.
28:36
And I said goodbye, Scott. Totally going to die.
28:39
Yeah. He goes in there.
28:40
I like that. They see all of the carnage, but
28:42
they don't see Frank until, like, Daisy runs to go report
28:46
it. Yeah.
28:47
And like, Scott then sees him and then tells him to stop.
28:51
And then Frank scans him, and he sees in his stomach that he has.
28:55
The chicken milk, Yeah. She's like, OK, I'm not gonna
28:57
kill you. But then he walks past him, and
29:00
Scott insists to, like, try and make him stop.
29:02
And then we hear gunshots from inside.
29:05
Yeah, so when Tina gets the call, Lou overhears it.
29:09
So he comes out to the crime scene too, Lou or he's driven by
29:14
Willie. So they, Tina and Lou enter the
29:18
club together and they just shoot at Frank, who is not
29:21
affected by this. And so Frank and Lou are
29:23
fighting. Lou is getting his ass kicked
29:26
and eventually Tina's able to break up the fight a little bit
29:29
with a Molotov cocktail. They get out, Lou is in really
29:33
bad shape and Willie's like, don't worry, I can take care of
29:36
him. And then he drives them over.
29:38
I don't know how many towns to Regina.
29:41
That's OK, I'm gonna laugh at that dumb 12 year old joke.
29:47
OK. I am, yeah.
29:49
The pronunciation of it kills me every single time they say it.
29:53
Yeah, this is where his Willie's sister lives and they arrive at
29:58
her place. So we are also now, while this
30:02
is going on, seeing that Dark Star is reviewing the footage
30:06
that Frank recorded while they were having the altercation.
30:10
And says the wolf cop is real. Yeah.
30:13
So Cat gives Lou a snort of some moon rock dust, which makes him
30:19
feel better. It's his on sensu bean type of
30:21
situation immediately. Yeah.
30:24
And Willie really wants Cat to come back to Woodhaven and she
30:29
says that it's not safe for her there, but she can smell the
30:32
lichen on Lou. The three of them go to a bar
30:37
and Willie tells Lou about Cat moving just up and moving one
30:41
day and never gave an explanation.
30:43
They used to be really, really close and he misses her.
30:45
And also, he wishes that Lou and every other man on the bar would
30:48
stop staring at her. Yeah, yeah.
30:49
And they're kind of having a little connection now.
30:51
And he's also trying to hide his tummy.
30:54
Baby, he's got like duct tape down.
30:57
Yeah. I thought that this moment was
30:58
maybe a little bit OK, OK. This side gag of like just the
31:02
bulge with the duct tape around it, that's good.
31:06
I like the whole thing of him. Like he would like his little
31:10
bad Willy would say something and be like, what did you say?
31:12
And he'd like come up with something to like, you know,
31:15
like cover for it or whatever. Yeah, like it worked a little
31:18
bit here for me. So we now see, cat or not Cat,
31:24
Tina and Daisy are reviewing the evidence of the situation here,
31:28
and Daisy is just commenting on the beer and it's like.
31:33
And the whole town is just like transformed by this brewery.
31:36
Yeah, and she accidentally cracks the case.
31:39
Yeah. And then Tina looks at the Dark
31:40
Star logo and realizes that it looks exactly like the
31:43
shapeshifter. Yeah, emblem.
31:46
And she's like, all right, we're going on a field trip and
31:48
they're going to Dark Star. So Willie is back at Kat's house
31:52
and he's smoking with Bad Willie and Lou and Kat Burson making
31:57
out really loudly. They go to Kat's room and she
32:00
snorts some moon dust and she turns into a wolf and he doesn't
32:03
and I'm. I'm I'm confused, does the moon
32:07
dust make her transform? I think so.
32:10
I think that's the implication. It's got to be because it's not
32:12
like a full moon situation because we would be transforming
32:14
too. He also like unwolfed while it
32:17
was still night time the night before when they were driving to
32:20
Regina so. He did.
32:23
It's wildly inconsistent. It is.
32:28
It's irresponsible. Come on.
32:30
Yeah, so whatever. They have really loud sex for
32:34
four hours, according to Willie, and then he is trying to turn up
32:38
the TV so he doesn't have to listen to it.
32:40
And the Swallows commercial comes on for the Chicken Milk
32:44
beer. And it gets bad willy's
32:46
attention for some reason and causes it to react and pretty
32:50
much just fully escape willy's. Body and it no longer looks like
32:53
a small Willy. It looks like a little alien
32:57
dinosaur thing. Yeah, I I really don't know how
33:00
to describe this little thing. Yeah, and it's just like it's
33:03
running around, so Kat and Lou have to help get it.
33:08
Yeah, they. Shoot it.
33:10
Yeah, and then we we also find out that like, the reason Cat
33:14
ran away was because she turned into a werewolf and she didn't
33:18
want to tell Willie, so that's why she disappeared.
33:23
You know you got your reasons there.
33:24
Whatever works for him. Yeah, Tina and Daisy overhear
33:29
the mayor being bribed by Sydney Swallows and he's drinking, you
33:33
know, the chicken milk beer. And that's when Sydney turns on
33:36
his little evil machine, which just looks like a little light
33:40
up spin toy and. Looks like the thing that we use
33:43
for. Our driller killers, Yes, that's
33:45
exactly what I was going to say. I think that they use that exact
33:48
toy. Yeah, so, yeah.
33:51
And it it causes the mayor to have his own little baby, but it
33:56
just comes out like the green little alien dinosaur monster
33:59
thing. But it does kill the mayor in
34:01
the process. So let's see.
34:06
We we can't. When she shoots the little baby
34:10
shapeshifter, she realizes that because the shape shifters can't
34:14
reproduce in Earth's atmosphere. Obviously.
34:17
Yeah, but if they found some way to impregnate humans, Dun, Dun,
34:21
Dun. So we cut to Dark Sir Brewery
34:25
and Arena. Yeah, who gets who gets called?
34:31
And I'm pretty sure it's from Tina, who is like, telling him
34:34
everything that goes in there, like, all right, let's go.
34:37
So yeah, they arrive at the the arena.
34:40
Brewery and arena? Nothing.
34:43
It's just it's funny to me that it's brewery and arena.
34:46
It's the most Canadian thing ever.
34:47
Like honestly, this movie like combines all of the it's not the
34:51
niceness of Canadians. It like, it's like this is the
34:53
part, like the drunkenness and the.
34:55
Hockey and these are the stereotypes that people make fun
34:58
of us for. Yeah, pretty much.
35:01
So the game is about to start. Everybody's getting chicken,
35:04
milk, beer, including kids. We see as the visiting team
35:10
enters like they're heading towards the the hockey.
35:13
They're the vagina pod ashers. What the fuck man I don't fuck
35:20
this movie breaks my brain the more we talking about.
35:23
Yeah, I don't know enough about hockey for what I'm sure are a
35:27
lot of jokes that are supposed to be landing.
35:30
Well, he woo grabs one of the visiting players and like,
35:34
knocks him out and takes his jersey.
35:36
Yeah, he's a full wolf at this. Point yeah, he's teen wolfing.
35:39
He's. Wolfing out of his.
35:41
Jersey pretty. Hard right now, but nobody
35:42
notices. Yeah, they're just the goalies
35:45
are notoriously hairy, I guess. Pretty much Daisy is supposed to
35:50
be Sydney swallows like collateral cuz she's tied up.
35:54
Yeah, she's tied up. Like there's just so much.
35:59
The pacing of all of this is so weird, and it doesn't seem very
36:02
well like plotted. And it's, yeah, it's, it's just
36:05
a mess. Right here yeah cuz we've got
36:07
Cindy. He comes out, he like.
36:09
Carpet on there and then like somebody like skates over to him
36:12
and hands him a beer. It's like, all right, we're here
36:14
to welcome the dark stars. Let's toast the beer.
36:17
So this makes sense. It's like he's getting everybody
36:19
to drink, proposing a toast. Then we have Organo playing the
36:22
Oregon. Yeah, the National.
36:24
Anthem, the national anthem and playing the little evil machine
36:28
at the same time. Yeah, So that's getting the
36:30
crowd to start having its little shapeshifter babies, OK.
36:36
Somebody's out there broom brooming in our Yeah.
36:38
Our neighborhood Willie has like replaced the ref and he's got
36:44
the game going, but then he leaves the game to go kill
36:47
Organo. Tina, meanwhile, is a Zamboni
36:51
repair person. She's disguised as one to maybe
36:55
infiltrate and get information. She knocks out a security guard
36:58
and peeks behind the door and sees that the dark stars are not
37:02
human. They're getting injected with
37:03
something. Yeah, so she lets Lou know
37:06
about. It and then he fights all of the
37:08
Dark Stars with his hockey skills.
37:10
But like while all this is happening, everybody in the
37:13
stands like weighing shifter babies from their tummies.
37:18
And the three Regina dance cheerleaders are having a feud
37:25
with Sydney's henchwoman. But they're also just kind of
37:28
into the game and just cheering and shit like I, I don't know
37:32
what the fuck is happening. Right here, this, this whole
37:34
like final act is just kind of a disaster here.
37:37
It's so crazy. And then we get a Zamboni tank
37:40
just kind of come out of nowhere.
37:42
This should. Have been an awesome moment.
37:43
What? The fuck is happening?
37:46
It's caught. Up in the chaos of everything.
37:47
Else, I like that idea. I like the guy before it's like
37:50
there's no Zambonis here. And then we see like a Zamboni
37:53
tank. He technically he's not wrong.
37:56
It's not a tank. We don't need no stinking
37:58
Zambonis like I don't. Know and it's like it's shooting
38:02
at Lou and it fucks him up but then we see another wolf land on
38:08
top of it and yank the the person driving out killing her
38:12
and then the Zamboni tank is thwarted and then they get.
38:16
Meanwhile, Tina's back somewhere else in the arena.
38:20
Sydney's trying to leave with Daisy.
38:23
Tina shoots him. Doesn't hurt him because he's a
38:25
shapeshifter, but she does get Daisy back.
38:27
And then he's like, you don't want to kill me.
38:30
There's all of these bombs here waiting to go off.
38:33
You want to go save your friends.
38:35
He runs out. They go and gather up everybody
38:37
who's still alive and run out just in time for the bombs to go
38:40
off. Yeah, I mean, they got like Lou
38:41
some more. Like again, they're like, we
38:43
need to get Lou the moon dust. He needs to heal and then like
38:46
they don't have enough and he's like, oh wait, alcohol heals the
38:49
loo, which I can't remember. Was that the thing in the first
38:51
one? I think it was.
38:52
I don't know, but the fact that they find a way to work in a
38:55
moonshine joke. Oh my God, I didn't even make
38:58
that connection. He drinks moonshine in a hills,
39:02
so like they're saying, moonshine is pretty much from
39:04
the moon. In this.
39:05
Movie. OK, yeah, well, it was all
39:08
better now. And, you know, like nothing
39:11
really happens. They get out of the building in
39:13
time for it to explode. Yep, and then they all go to the
39:16
bar. And the built like it explodes
39:18
and they all just kind of watch the aftermath.
39:20
And then we see next morning they're still there, but they're
39:23
transformed to the human selves now and then.
39:26
Yeah, they're just joking. Like, hey, those are fucking
39:28
crazy. Night wasn't the guys, let's go
39:30
to the bar. I need some drinks after that
39:32
shit. And then it it cuts the credits
39:36
and then we do get an after credits team.
39:39
And I feel like this is probably a guy from the first movie
39:42
because I did not recognize. Him from?
39:43
Yeah. But it's a guy being willed out
39:46
in the middle of the night by a nun, and apparently he's had
39:50
some kind of, like, rehab going on, and he's had, like, facial
39:53
reconstruction. I think probably is a guy that
39:56
guy's face torn off in the first movie.
39:57
Yeah. I feel like I remember something
39:59
like that happening. He's like, all right, I'm gonna
40:01
go and I'm gonna have a better life.
40:02
And then he walks into the middle of the road and gets hit
40:04
by a cop car, which I'm assuming was Wolf Cop.
40:07
Yeah. And then we get a message saying
40:10
Wolf Cop will return. Yep.
40:12
So that is how this movie goes guys.
40:17
I am sorry. I feel like this was a weird one
40:19
for us because it was a weird one for us to watch and I really
40:23
don't know how else to talk about it.
40:25
Yeah, and believe it or not, this is better than the notes we
40:28
had started for the movie we got 20 minutes into and we're like.
40:31
We can't do this. Yeah, this is this is not going
40:33
to be anything worth talking. About, I don't know, we're in a
40:37
weird headspace right now. This is a weird movie to, but
40:40
like I said, I feel like they just had too many plot elements
40:42
going on and I think if they'd kept it simpler it would have
40:46
been better. Yeah, it was just unfocused,
40:49
Yeah. Like they they didn't have like
40:51
a coherent, A coherent vision. It felt like he did.
40:55
He knew he was going to have a hard time making a third one, so
40:57
he wanted to use all of the ideas he had and then goal.
41:00
Movie at the end he's like but there will be a third one like I
41:04
don't know just save save it save some of it man just.
41:06
Manifesting he's goal manifesting he is.
41:09
I'm not going to blame him for that.
41:10
You're. Right.
41:10
I am. It's yeah, I just I.
41:15
I'll keep it at a 5 because there's like decent enough humor
41:20
throughout, but fuck the puppets man.
41:22
Yeah, I'm keeping mine at a four.
41:24
Like, I don't know, I'm just let down because I like the first
41:26
one so much. And it had promise.
41:28
Like we didn't have to deal with the whole wolf becoming a wolf
41:31
thing and handling that. We could have just started like
41:33
he's a wolf. Yeah, and like, OK, so there's
41:36
this whole debate. Is the wolf cop a myth or not?
41:39
That's when we bring in Cat and we find out there's actually
41:42
another werewolf going on and they're like spy versus spying,
41:45
you know? Yeah, And have it all be about
41:47
Frank. No, like, it's just like there's
41:50
a criminal organization. It's not shifters anymore.
41:52
And they're like, all right, well, we need to run rampant in
41:55
the Sound. This fucking Wolf cop is.
41:59
He's keeping the streets too clean, man.
42:00
We need to do something to, you know, keep him down so they
42:03
build this. Thing the streets run red with
42:06
his justice. Boom, there we go.
42:08
That's a sick tagline. We fucking did and well done.
42:11
We don't even normally do tag lines for Tubi or not to be.
42:13
That's right. OK, but who did you relate to?
42:19
OK, hold on. Yes.
42:20
First. Yeah.
42:21
Yeah, Let's. If we had a sequel to this
42:23
movie, what would you want it to be?
42:25
OK, well how do we take it from here?
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Holy shit. Take it back to basics.
42:30
Definitely take it back to basics.
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Yeah, OK, so we got 2 wolves now.
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We're totally cool with that yes, Willie's just here now.
42:37
He's totally fine and. They're getting a cut of the
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merch from Liquor Donuts gas station.
42:42
Yeah, yeah. Willie runs that Willie.
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No, Willie's the mayor. Willie's the mayor, Willie.
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'S the mayor. Yeah, yeah.
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And he is trying to keep the town clean, trying to keep shape
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shifters out. But he's so distracted by shape
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shifters that when a new business comes in, he doesn't
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even suspect that they're. Vampires.
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Vampires is a good one. Yeah.
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Yeah. All right.
43:06
OK, there we go. And then keep it just vampires.
43:10
Yeah, keep it simple. We don't need and no fucking
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puppets. And you know what?
43:15
Don't make a vampire fuck a werewolf in this one.
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And I'm I, I haven't it. I'm OK.
43:21
With no more wolf genitalia, I don't need the six boobies or
43:25
the peen. I don't need any of it.
43:28
Yeah, we want vampire genitalia. Yeah, OK.
43:33
Now, who did you relate to? Oh God who?
43:36
I don't know who is the person that struggled the most in this
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movie cuz it's me. I relate to Scott opposite of
43:43
Scott because I think it would be really cool to die on my
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birthday so everybody knows exactly how old I was at a
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glance. BRB dying.
43:50
Exactly. Yeah.
43:53
So you relate to Scott? I guess I probably relate to.
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I don't know man. Actually, no, I I relate to the
44:02
Merricks. He had no idea what the fuck was
44:04
happening. It's very he was just drinking
44:06
beer and he was like, he just died.
44:08
I could probably just relate to one of the people in liquor
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Donuts that's just trying to get a liquor donut.
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It's trying to get my liquor donut.
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Yeah. God, yeah, you know what?
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I can relate to that part too. OK, all right.
44:22
What was Scout's favorite part? Oh my God.
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Whoa, how do I pick? I think Scout's favorite part
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was when they were like coming out of the tummy because Scout
44:34
can appreciate some tummy damage.
44:37
No, obviously Scout's favorite part was when Cat turned into a
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werewolf because the cat is super strong.
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Because she's a cat that can turn into a.
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Werewolf. Yes, exactly.
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Sure. Yeah, Yeah.
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We'll go with that, OK. We don't do Warriors or show
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like that for this. I think we just pretty much are
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moving right on over to the reviews.
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We are moving right on to the reviews, that's correct.
45:05
OK, well let's see here. OK, so I'm gonna go ahead and
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start off with a -1 that I found here.
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It's a 2 outs in titled Rushed Out and Juvenile.
45:16
Another Wolf Cop is a rushed out sequel to the cult classic, a
45:20
film I was rather ambivalent about on watching.
45:23
However, this one's a completely different story.
45:25
A travesty from beginning to end, gone as any freshness in
45:28
80s cult vibe to be replaced by endless juvenile comedy, a
45:32
subplot ripped off from bad Milo, and lots of bad taste
45:35
shenanigans. It's base and senseless with
45:38
mugging actors seeking laughs and coming off intensely
45:42
irritating and tacked on cheesy gore that contributes nothing.
45:46
I hated every second of it enough to give it a 2 out of 10
45:50
though there was something there that was redeeming I guess.
45:53
Yeah, it and it was missing that like the 80s vibe that the first
45:57
one had. Yeah, it just and I agree, it's
45:59
a lot of juvenile humor. I can handle some juvenile
46:02
humor. Like I said, that column town
46:04
pronouncing it Regina. It's stupid and funny.
46:07
Just don't go full board with that, you know, just sprinkle
46:11
that in. Yeah.
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It's appropriate, but still, yeah, it doesn't have to be like
46:16
that the entire time. I agree with that.
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All right, well, let's get a +1, OK?
46:22
OK. So here is a we got a God.
46:29
Hold on, I'm looking through some here.
46:31
Boy, let's. See Okay, this one is A7 out 10.
46:36
It is titled Bad, Weird but entertaining.
46:39
Okay, this is a sequel to Wolf Cop which is sort of a comedy
46:42
horror about an alcoholic small town cop who turns into a
46:45
werewolf when the moon is out. The first film was bizarre but
46:48
funny. The sequel seems to be trying to
46:50
take bizarre to new levels. I think they're trying to
46:53
recreate films from the 1980s. There's a lot of 80s style music
46:56
and poster screams in 1980s cop film.
46:59
The film has a lot of blood but it's more for comedic effect.
47:02
The film opens with wolf cop dismembering a gang with a lot
47:05
of blood. But even my wife found it funny
47:08
and she hates films like this. The comedy is really more than
47:11
the word with creatures growing out of people and in 1980s style
47:15
sex scene involving Wolf Cop as a human and a female werewolf.
47:20
Adding in Yannick Bison playing as a far opposite from Detective
47:25
Murdoch as it is probably possible to go, plus an
47:29
uncredited appearance from a well known American actor slash
47:31
director. Are you afraid to say his name,
47:34
Sir? He's, he's worried that Kevin
47:37
Smith is going to Disney him, which is what Kevin Smith is
47:41
known for, obviously. If you like the kind of films
47:45
which deals with issues and deep thoughts then I would avoid this
47:48
film. If you want a funny horror film
47:50
where you don't have to think much or at all then go for this.
47:53
I was sober and British when I watched this but I think the
47:57
film could be more appreciated. Drunk and Canadian.
48:00
What the fuck? OK, I was going to ask if he's
48:03
no longer British but now I get what he's saying.
48:05
I renounce my nationality. This movie will do that, too.
48:10
I'm no longer American. Yeah.
48:12
I don't know what I am right now.
48:14
I'm a traveling entity. I'm a sovereign citizen now.
48:16
Boy. That's what this does to you,
48:19
boy boy. OK, we've watched it.
48:25
It's done. We're going to talk about
48:27
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48:30
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48:56
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49:00
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49:02
Blame Wolf Cop, OK? It really has.
49:03
It messed up our brain, Yeah, because after watching 20
49:07
minutes of something about the Manson family and it just.
49:11
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49:40
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