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Cocaine Madness | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 80 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Off to a good start. Shut up you, It is time to leave
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your worries outside and join me Daniel Maley, Trey Trenholm, and Rad Sharma
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right here inside the treehouse. Welcome. Let's get stupid, shall we?
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And speaking of stupid, I don't know what carrier service you guys use for
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your cell phone, but a couple of days ago, AT and T decided
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to send me back to the you know, twentieth or even nineteenth century when
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it comes to technology by having a major carrier outage across its cell network.
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It was so bad that I was forced to read a book by candlelight,
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and I had to eat squirrel meat shot by Paul on his way home from
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town. Basically, I was the extra kid in the Ingles family on little
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house in the Prairie, and I didn't enjoy it much, especially since that
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that outage spread all the way across the Caribbean to hear because I still have
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AT and T, and I got my AT and T coverage in Texas,
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and Texas is one of the areas hit hardest, along with a handful of
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other major US cities. So were you guys also living back in the stone
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Age? Were you additional, were you my kin on the prairie? I
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was. I didn't really know it at first. I just thought I was
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just really enjoying just a nice, quiet morning without telling me your age.
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I can enjoy my uh, I can enjoy my oatmeal. No tell me
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you take care of your take care of an elderly parent without telling me you
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take care of an parent, all right? Be true at the same time,
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yeah, uh so No, I was just like, I thought it
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was great, and it wasn't until I finally I flipped on the news and
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I was like, oh, And then I guess everyone figured it out.
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And and what was funny more than anything else, is people having to figure
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out that those things they held hold in their hand they have a function called
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the phone, and you can actually call people. Because what was really affected
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was texting. Oh God, mine mine, mine. Overall was just completely
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jacked. It was I couldn't send a text, I couldn't call unless I
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was on Wi Fi. I couldn't do anything online. I couldn't check social
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media, I couldn't check the news to see what the matter was. And
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eventually I got connected to a Wi Fi briefly and saw that there was some
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sort of outage issues. My phone just said SOS for a good chunk of
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last Thursday. And it was so bad in the state of Massachusetts, the
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AT and T outage that the Massachusetts Massachusetts. It was so bad in Massachusetts
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that the Massachusetts State Police had to release a statement telling people to stop testing
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the nine to one one on their phone just to see if it worked.
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Wow, nine one one is not a test feature. That's when you're in
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trouble. I haven't been with AT and T in years. Well, you
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missed out on all the fun roj I did. My phone worked. I
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was trying to talk to people and apparently that's why it wasn't working. But
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I've been with mint Mobile for that's Bryan Reynolds thing. I've been with that
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for two or three years now. It's fantastic. I believe Trey helped me.
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If this is correct, doesn't Mint Mobile piggyback on the Sprint network or
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what used to be the Sprint network? Yeah? So if it had if
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yeah, yeah, I think Verison ended up buying the Sprint network, or
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T Mobile did or something. I don't know. I'd be curious if Mint
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Mobile was piggybacking on AT and T's network if they would have been affected,
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I'm gonna guess yes. But congratulations, rog. It's a smart thing to
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do there. Yeah, I mean it's you can't be I mean I was
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paying for ever. I was paying one hundred and fifteen hundred and twenty bucks
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a month, and now I pay my one hundred and thirty bucks for three
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months. Oh, I should look into that. I need to see if
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the if the Minton mobile service is good where I live. They have this
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thing called international, So yes, I'm not an international. I'm in America.
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God damn it. I want US prices. I don't want to have
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to do things based on the euro just because I can see Britain that way.
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It's technically Britain, yes, but I'm in the US. I can
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see Britain right there. But I'm in the US. I'm in the US
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waters. I want to be able to still have some advantages of being being
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a citizen. You're the Sarah Palin of our shows. That's not fair,
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raj I can I can see Britain right there. It's called Tortola for the
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King's Island. Technically see rush up from her house, so's you can see
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Britain from yours. You don't know how powerful of I where she had at
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and t did actually come out and say because I don't know if it's because
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Tara and I had just seen the Netflix movie Leave the World Behind, where
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the film starts out with a major blackout, and so they're at an airbnb
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for the weekend, they being Julia Roberts and Ethan Hawke and their children.
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They go to an airbnb for the weekend and the Hampton's or something, and
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then there's a huge blackout and they don't know what's going on. The TVs
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don't work, the phones don't work, and eventually marsh Mellow all Lee shows
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up. This is why it pays to listen to every episode of The Treehouse.
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Marshmellow all Lee shows up saying, Hey, nice to meet you.
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This is my house. You're staying in here, this is my daughter.
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We've come here for refuge. And so anyway, this huge blackout is happening,
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and that's the premise of the film. They don't know what's going on.
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They're trying to figure things out, but they don't know, and there's
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strife because they don't know if Marshmallow Ali is truly the owner of this house
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or not, or if he's bad. They don't know. So anyway,
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that was a brief thought with the AT and T outage the other day that
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a number of people had, which was is this some sort of a cyber
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attack? And AT and T said, no, it's not. They said
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that it appeared to be the result of a technical error, not a malicious
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attack. A knocked out cell service for thousands of its users across the US
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starting early on Thursday. Before it was restored. AT and T blamed the
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incident on an error encoding, without elaborating, They said, based on our
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initial review, we believe that today's outage was caused by the application an execution
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of an incorrect process used as we were expanding our network. Not a cyber
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attack. Yeah, they got hacked. That's what I thought too. As
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soon as they say not a cyber attack, I immediately think, oh,
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it was a cyber attack. Yeah, and they had to pay the ransom.
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I think they started out saying something like, uh, solar flares.
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I saw that as an option somewhere that said could it have been a solar
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flare? That? Yeah, I guess it could have. But if it
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had been a solar flare that affected the AT and T network, wouldn't it
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also have affected the other networks? That's what I thought, because I don't
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I don't think. I don't think solar flares can be targeted. Yeah,
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that's just a pr thing, right. Somebody was like, just say solar
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flares, and then at some point somebody went idiot, it would it would
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affect everybody? Okay, well just say that it was the coding error.
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And then when you say a coding er, there's gonna be an Indian person
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behind them going what the ship? And that's what you read, just just
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the whole room of Indian people turning around. That is bullshit. We have
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been coding properly. Whatever our coding is perfect, all of lost. Collina
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stands up and pounds on the table. How dare you? Irving shuts down
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on strike? It not coding. You want to blame it on coding.
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We'll leave. Let's see how it works now, and somebody's gonna come out
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and go, yeah, sorry, sorry Indian people. While we were hacked,
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that's what happened, damn right by an Indian person. So yeah,
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but no, I felt bad for every I couldn't understand why I wasn't getting
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like my messages were saying that it couldn't be delivered, Like I would text
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people and be like just the error would come up. Yeah, it was
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like I thought something was wrong with my phone. And then I saw the
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report and I'm like, oh, okay, uh, AT and T not
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hacked. So are we all on board then that we all think it was
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more than likely a hack type situation and they're just trying to cover it.
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I'm going, no, what, But meanwhile, the NSSA is really excited.
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The only reason I don't know if it was because if it was a
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hack, just because it seems like it takes them a lot longer to get
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out of these hacking situations than it did with this AT and T thing.
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Maybe I don't know, unless unless AT and T was like, hurry up
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and pay him. I mean, oh, so like a what is that
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called ransomware? Ransomware? That's right? Oh, interesting, because I mean,
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hell, it took the city of Dallas. I think they're still unwinding
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from it and it's been close to a year. Okay, I missed that.
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What happened? Oh Dallas got city, Dallas got hacked and literally it's
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the nine to one one system in Dallas has been basically obsolete for a year.
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Like they had to go back to people on radios like the nine to
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one one dispatchers writing handheld notes, handing it over to fire captains and fire
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captains calling the different battalions and everything else. Knocked them back to the stone
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ages. As far as technology idea, yeah, wow, okay, what
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what was? How much were they asking for? They've I don't know that
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they've ever actually come out and said the technic because then they set the market
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price. Right. Oh yeah, I guess so, okay, that's wild.
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And I do know that the FBI and British Intelligence have I think it
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was a couple of days ago they hacked into the biggest ransomware whatever it is
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in the world and got them. So when you go to that page,
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uh, their the FBI logo and the British Intelligence logo pops up and says,
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we were already on this, so you shouldn't be a like, you
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shouldn't be getting anything from this site. It's like the biggest one. Oh,
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if you want to watch it, there's a Netflix special. I think
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it was called cyber Bunker. I knew there was a documentary to go with
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this that tray scene, and it is. There's a Tom Cruise movie that
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you've seen that has something to do with this about this guy. He basically
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goes in he had an operation in Sweden and then it got busted, and
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so then he goes and finds this abandoned World War two, this German bunker
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and takes it over, and basically this this little bunker in the middle of
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Germany and middle of nowhere becomes the global head of basically cyber attacks and like
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porn hosting and the dark web centered around this this one place that's wild.
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Okay, I have to check that out. Is that still operational? No?
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All right? Not not that cyberbunker has been shut down. That doesn't
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mean they're not. The guy isn't looking for his next one and his little
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out there thereins. My follow up question is if they were able to shut
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down the bunker, did they get the guy? They one of the guy
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main guys is without it, like disappeared and they can't find him, although
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the documentary people found him that the authorities can't. Truly is amazing that documentarians
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can find some of the most difficult to find people like, there'll be people
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on the FBI's Most Wanted for years, they'll never find him, and then
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out of't know where, they pop up on Netflix. I like how the
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guy's bunker shopping look, I gotta find you know, they butted my last
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one. I got to go find another bunker somewhere. This is what white
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people do. They want to make sure you're going to cyber attack the world.
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You're at a You're at an interesting Airbnb. I really do have lots
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of options. Three houses, ironically enough, old World War two bunkers,
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missile silos. You can stay in those at various air and the cast of
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characters in this movie is everything you're thinking of right now in your head.
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You're you're pretty much spot on. I knew it, and you give me
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a couple of examples because my mind is blank on this. This is gonna
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be an incredibly obscure reference. And even remember the movie Real Genius. Yes,
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yes, one of the guys looks like Laslow. I know exactly who
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that is. You're telling me. Laslow from Real Genius graduated from the basement
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of that scientific university into an old World War two bunker at University of his
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next dwelling. He likes underground, underground dwelling, and he got more.
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I'm more fortified existence. Does anyone given him the bad news about Val Kilmer.
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No, I don't think they can find him. Netflix guys were probably
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like, don't, don't, don't, don't say that. I just I
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want to. I want to thank you Trey for dropping what you thought was
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a really obscure reference in the middle of my lap. And that's That's one
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of the movies I've seen probably ten times from the time it first came out
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to today. When you say Laslo, I know exactly what you're talking about.
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That's the weird long here, dude. Yeah, missing at the university
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and lived in the closet a little underground system. Yep, yeah, Roger,
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I'm going to assume you've not seen that film. I have. I
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have seen Real Genius. I saw it, but I haven't seen it.
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Like every time you reference the movie, you're like, you always have to
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and I love it and and God bless you reporter, but you have to
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tell us how many times you've seen it, Like I've seen that movie ten
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times. I'm like, I saw it twice, maybe like one you've seen
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nine two like fifty times. Yes, but okay, but I don't tell
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you that. Yeah, you kind of have if you bring up a nine
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oh two and oh reference, I mean like that's that's the wrong episode.
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Well what you say when you basically every every time you talk about watching TV,
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you're like, well, I was watching nine O two one oh.
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I think one can deduct that. You you you've seen episodes, you know,
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multiple times. Well, I mean obviously if I'm if I'm still watching
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it, it went thirty years ago. So that's what I'm saying, Like,
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unless I have the shittiest network in the world, Like, have you
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guys seen this new show that all you can get? Is that all you
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can get on Mint and I know zero and texts? That's all that all
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to work out a lot when you were younger? Yeah, definitely when I
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was younger. In Austin, just a couple of days ago, there was
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a there was an alter between two men over a leg press machine, and
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it was so bad that the other one tracked the other one down in the
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locker room and stabbed him in the butt with a ford to six sence blade.
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Those guys are pretty serious. I don't know the last time I went
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to the gym. I mean, those those guys were pretty intense about making
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sure they had their machine on when they wanted it. That was this guy.
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And I think part of the reason why he wanted his machine so badly
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was because I guess he didn't have one in prison that he had recently gotten
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out of for the same exact crime. So he has a stabbing problem.
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That's kind of like when you're in daycare and you have a biting problem.
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Right, Yeah, this guy never grew out of it. I tell you
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right now, there's a couple of reasons why I don't want to be his
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So Roger will be headlining an intimate show yet the Dallas Comedy Club.
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That's actually a great deal. Should go in and actually do both. I
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go see Roger and then I also see the other guy. You can have
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a double feature. That's how, that's how, that's how you should do
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it. Double feature. Weather's supposed to be great. Enjoy the patio.
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Yeah, I'm a little envious that you guys can do that. Oh,
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shut shut up. And you guys did not hesitate to tell me to shut
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up, and Haryson, I hesitated because I had to edit myself from saying
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fu. I appreciate that. Thank you coming up later in the show.
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Wrong Answers Only, and you don't want to miss this one. It's a
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fantastic version. And I've finally found some good old fashioned stock music that we
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can play as our official music intro of Wrong Answers Only. You don't want
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to miss that the game or the intro of course of Wrong Answers Only.
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But there is some important piece of mail that I received inside the treehouse from
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one of our dear, dear listeners, Sean. Sean's been a listener for
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a very long time. We appreciate that, and listening as intently to the
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show as he does. He's noticed a couple of things that were alarming to
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him that he wanted to bring to my attention. So I told you guys
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how in a previous episode that we were out one night walking the dog and
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saw what is known what we later discovered to be a titan beetle. It's
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the beetle that's the size of your hand with the antlers that come off of
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it. Soon after that episode dropped, I also learned that those things fly,
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which it makes it even worse. So not only do they chase you
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down on land, but they can get you by air as well. Turns
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out the titan beetle originates from the jungles of Columbia. Yes, and Sean
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made the connection of who else originates from the jungles of Columbia? And that's
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okay, Landlord here no, I said, who, not what tray,
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But I'm glad you brought up that that as well. Hang on a second,
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I gotta, I gotta, I gotta shut my door here, so
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my landlord don't hear all this. Now I'm safe. So, uh,
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Sean connected all those dots kind of like how you just did, Trey,
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and he said, oh, you're renting from a Colombian. The titan beetle
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is also Colombian. You're living in a cartel house. Smiley face, miley
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face, mighty face. I am not smiling about this possibility. I thought
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that a long time ago. And when you first started talking about the Titan
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Beetle, I'm like, that doesn't it's not from there. And then you
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told me, like ages ago that you're Lord Spence in Colombian. I'm like,
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oh, okay, so you're in the drug house. Good for you.
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You didn't know it, but that's that's that's how they do it.
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I mean, well, have you experienced any like long waits to get into
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the bathroom? No, that's I mean it's not too bad yet. I
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mean when you get a couple of like, you know, you know,
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drunk twenty four year olds, you know, stumbling out of the bathroom after
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they've been locked themselves in for ten minutes, you know, and they might
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be, you know, sniffing and snorting heavily, then you know you've got
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a problem. Trey, the day I the day I opened the door to
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the bathroom of my house and see a pair of drunk and high twenty four
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year old women stumbling out of it, I'm gonna have way more questions than
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the quality of cocaine they were doing, so you're gonna have problems. Yeah.
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A buddy of mine is was in from New York last week and we
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were at Barn Addison and this girl came up into that, so what's your
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name? And he literally doesn't miss a beat. He's from New York.
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He doesn't give it a crap, right, he doesn't miss me. He
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goes, you got a little blow fall falling out of your nose. Just
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turned around. But yeah, this could be your This could be your your
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drug house, Dan, Oh, that could be your name drug house Dan.
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No, no, no. I think the show is properly branded as
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the tree House. It doesn't need to be renamed the drug House, although
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that might show a spike in our our downloads out of Nowhere because it be
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ten running. No sharmah. Here's the thing with cocaine. I've never done
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it, and I have it on good authority that I never will because I
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readily admit that I have an addictive personality, and you know, like it
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was hard enough for me to quit smoking years ago, and I still drink,
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and I'll admit I drink too much, not as much as other people
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that I used to know, but I still drink too much. And I've
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always been scared to death of hard drugs. I've only like, even when
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it comes to marijuana, I've only done it a handful of times in my
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life because I don't want to have a new habit. I got enough habits
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as it is. And when it comes to the really hard drugs, like
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the cocaine, and see how old am I right there? I just called
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it. It sounded like my mother. The cocaine, the meth, the
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LSD, the other drugs that you put the in front of that I don't
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want to Did you put all this stuff into the Google? You sent it
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in the email after I turned on the computer. Yeah, and went to
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the Internet, the introweb. Yeah. And I'm like, I say this,
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I'm with you because I have no doubt in my mind if I had
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ever tried coke, I would not be alive. I don't know if I'd
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be dead because of it, but I feel pretty confident that my first thought
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after having tried it would have been something along the lines of, whoo,
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I gotta do that again. Yeah. Years ago, I had a friend
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front of my bar, friend and you know, you know what we're talking
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about, Like, I don't really know them outside of that bar. And
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they were like, hey, it was a I said, I saw you
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last night, and she goes, yeah, I was sorry. I was
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it's a rough night and I know, took this downer and whatever, and
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I had to take cocaine to for the upper and I was like, so,
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what's it like because you've never done cocaine, And I go, forty
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is not the age, Like, you don't start cocaine at forty. You
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nobody wakes up on their fortieth birthdays, Like, you know what I need
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to do today? Lose my house? You know, I need to find
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a coke dealer. Like that's not a forty year old thing like that seems
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when Tray said twenty four, that sounds right like at twenty four, you
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should have a coke dealer at forty if you if you wait, another should
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have one. But I look at it this way, since I didn't do
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a whole lot of drug experimentation in my youth, I've decided what I'm going
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to do is if I make it to I don't give an f old age.
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Yeah number, let's say I don't know, seventies or something, Yeah,
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then that may be the time where I give some of these things a
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try that I didn't do in my youth. So do you know this story.
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There's a there's an actual couple there in their seventies and the you can
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look this up. The wife was terminally ill and they wanted to put her
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in a hospice and he's like, nope, we're going to Vegas. And
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he took him to took his terminally ild wife to Vegas and they did every
29:26
drug like they're like, if you're going out, you're going out. They
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had a huge party and I was like coke and heroin and like everything was
29:36
there. So that's like, I'm on that vibe. Like if I if
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I could get to that, like, oh, if I'm going out,
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man, it's gonna look like an early two thousand rap video. I mean,
29:52
blowing bitches a boat, the Three the three Bees of terminally ill shit.
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I'm gonna get a T shirt made just to I was just thinking that
30:11
would make a hell of a T shirt. It really, it amazes me
30:19
and it always cracks me up because working in bars, and it still happens
30:25
to this day, people you know, come up to me and they're like,
30:27
oh my god, there's someone doing coke in the bathroom, and of
30:30
course I'm looking like yeah, and yeah it's eight thirty. They're like,
30:37
well, what do you mean, Like, I'm like, it goes on
30:41
in every every bar in America. There's yes, you can go if you
30:45
know what to look for and what you can go at any bar in America
30:49
and and within ten minutes you can find drugs. That's the way it is.
30:53
Yeah, yeah you can. Oh yeah, that's everyone thinks, not
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in my place. Yeah, I'll tell you what though, that's something that
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is difficult to like, like you're saying, I believe that is correct.
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Obviously you can find you can find in any bar in America. You'll be
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able to find blow and bitches. But there's not a boat in every bar
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in America. So that's a next level type of thing. Well, yeah,
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that's I mean, if I'm going out, I'm gonna have to obviously
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I'm gonna have to travel someplace and to get the full effect. If you're
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going out, your posse is gonna have a little john in it. But
31:33
there is always a guy in the bar that has a boat. Oh yeah,
31:44
if you guys want to come down here for a week and I can
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deliver on all three and a goat and the goat is the captain. You're
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the show Jacqueline about a guy that stabbed another guy in the butt at the
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gym in North Austin because there was a squabble over a lug press machine and
32:38
I couldn't help. But wonder do you ever get stabby? I do.
32:43
It's mostly in traffic. I'm gonna go ahead and give myself away. So
32:47
I have one bumper sticker on my car and it is a Spotify scan code
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and it takes you to a ludicrous song and it's the one that goes move
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get out the way. And that's when I get I'm I'm drive like I'm
33:01
in Nascar. I'm trying to get somewhere, and so when I'm stabby,
33:06
it's definitely rush hour traffic. That's about it. Well, two things number
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one that's awesome, and number two that gives me a really good idea on
33:15
how to market the Treehouse show. We need to get Spotify Treehouse. Yes,
33:21
pass QR code link stickers, and I will cover your car in them.
33:27
I'll put them on the trucks that go more places than my car does.
33:30
And then maybe what we do is we just find like places where iHeartRadio
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advertises and then we stick them on there. I'm all for guirrilla warfare.
33:44
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This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by Brooks Plumbing. For any
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That's Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. I would also be a fun a
34:37
video to make is a Tray's Last Dance and it's just the Threebs and Captain
34:45
Billy with his host still tied. Yeah, you do enough drugs on that
34:57
boat, and the goat will talk to you and say, look, I
34:59
can't even drive this thing with my hoofs tied behind my back. The new
35:06
game inside the Treehouse that I've really enjoyed playing with you guys is definitely Wrong
35:13
Answers Only, and I think I've got a pretty good version of it in
35:16
store for you guys today. Are you ready? Yes? Are you sure?
35:22
No? Good's that right? There is the proper answer. So,
35:28
without any further delay inside the Treehouse, let's play another version of Wrong Answers
35:36
Only. Yeah, that's the short version of the intro. Would you like
35:46
the longer one? Absolutely? Okay, here's the long version of Wrong Answers
35:51
Only, which we would play all the way through multiple times if we were
35:58
still on radio just trying to kill twenty hours was a week, but since
36:00
we're in a condensed form, is just this is just for fun. Wrong
36:27
Answers Only, Here we go. So the idea of this is for you
36:32
guys, I'm going to give you a scenario. I'm going to give you
36:36
a quote or a headline of some sort, and I'll let you know where
36:39
you're supposed to put in the wrong answer or the answer is supposed to be
36:44
the wrong answer. So the key here is to make sure that the answer
36:47
you give is wrong. You got it all right? Now, let me
36:53
make sure I got my other stuff ready to go. That's good. That's
36:58
good as well. All right, here we go for episode eighties version of
37:05
Wrong Answers Only. A flight was diverted when the blank came apart. A
37:14
flight was diverted when the blank came apart. Raj, we will start with
37:22
you the pilot correct. That is a wrong answer, which is also one
37:30
of the first things I thought of, which is, yeah, the pilot
37:35
trey at your turn. A flight was diverted when the blank came apart.
37:42
The goat's bindings. I feel like it's a continuation of your End of Days,
37:52
except for your goat farm. But just shut up, by the way,
37:57
if you want to know about my goat farm, you need to get
37:59
into our tree House Plus program, which you can find on Patreon Patreon dot
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com slash Treehouse on Air. Five bucks a month you can get in for
38:07
the Treehouse Plus episodes. And the episode that dropped most recently was the goat
38:13
Man of Bordeaux Mountain that my wife had to run in with and Trey and
38:17
Raj had a little too much fun with that, but you know it's to
38:20
your benefit, so Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air. So you both
38:25
were correct, those were wrong answers. The In reality though, the a
38:34
flight was diverted when the wing came apart. Yeah, that's when you did.
38:43
You definitely want to divert. Okay, you don't want to emergency land.
38:46
You want to divert. You want to not plummet to the earth.
38:54
It is important to have, you know, what do they say attainable goals?
39:00
Yes, I always like my plane with both wings. I think we
39:07
all do there. But yeah, there was a flight recently that had to
39:13
be diverted because the wings started to come apart, and like, you know,
39:15
maybe we should go back. What do you think, Steve, Let's
39:21
let's let's head back. Meanwhile, what if what if you've got the what
39:23
if you have like a different pilot who's not on duty, he's just dead
39:28
heading to the location and he really wants to get to that place really bad.
39:32
You can make it. I he's drunk. He holds it together immediately.
39:45
Pilots hammered. Yeah, why do you think the goat's line? Oh
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man, all right, here we go. Now the next one. By
40:05
the way, that flight was a United flight to Boston that had to be
40:07
diverted when the wings started falling apart mid flight. Please now the next one.
40:17
Wrong answers only, gentlemen, what's a lollipop lady? What is a
40:23
lollipop lady? Wrong? Answers only, And I have audio that will go
40:30
with this trey. We will start with you. What is a lollipop lady?
40:37
Girl on the other side of the glory hole? Ooh, that is
40:43
the wrong answer. Albeit this huscy one. Is there an official lollipop of
40:52
the Dallas Cowboys. I'm not asking that question because those two were in any
40:54
way related. It was just a random thought in my brain. It was
41:01
the nineties. It'd be a blowpop an owl just watching a one two.
41:19
That's wrong. Three. All right, Raj, your term what is a
41:25
lollipop lady? What is a lollipop lady? Wrong? Answers only another name
41:30
for the tie lady boys. WHOA That is a wrong answer. Congratulations.
41:40
I will freely admit this is one of those things that I've never heard of.
41:45
And Raj, I thought there was a possibility that you might actually know
41:50
the answer to this because you spent and still do spend a considerable time doing
41:57
shows in jolly old England. Yes, so there was a there was a
42:06
woman or there is a woman and she's American and she lives here, lives
42:13
in America with her English boyfriend, and I guess they had the conversation about
42:22
what a lollipop lady is and it turns out that the lollipop lady is a
42:30
crossing guard. Got you? Okay? Okay? And then if it was
42:37
a male crossing guard, then it'd be a lollipop man. Yes, that's
42:45
correct. And if it's a kid, it would be a lollipop kid.
42:53
And if it's a group of them, would that be the lollipop guild.
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All right, I have one more, I have one more wrong answer only
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are you ready? Yes? All right? Wrong? Answers only, I
43:16
swapped blank for stripping. I swapped blank for stripping. Raj, we will
43:25
start with you again. Wrong answers only. I swapped nursing. That is
43:37
a wrong answer. Very good, very good, very good, trey An
43:43
he guesses wrong answers only. I swapped blank for stripping. Daddy issues a
43:52
correct wrong answer that is very good. In reality, this was stated by
43:59
a memory her of a prominent African royal family who revealed how she moved to
44:05
America and became a stripper. She said, I swapped royalty for stripping.
44:10
Yeah, right, good for you couldn't get a job at mcdowas are you
44:23
saying that? We uh, we just got to look inside the coming to
44:27
America reboots points if if the if the Gentleman's Club is called by bars,
44:52
Yeah, maybe mcdowa's wasn't hiring tree I don't know. Thanks for ha going
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