Latest / Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast) / Bart Gets Hit By A Car (with Jeff Loveness)
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- 0:00All right, guys. You know we are all huge nerds here at four
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- 0:27this podcast, But for now, sit back and enjoy the show. D
- 0:31it was a beautiful dead The sudden was shaming. He was driving to the
- 0:35orphanage to best out toys. Suddenly that encourageable Simpson boy darted in front of
- 0:41me. Oh my goodness, look what happened. Oh it's not important,
- 0:51sir, Let's drive on. Were you despicable cool blooded monster? Regardless of
- 0:56what you think, we watched someone help and comfort the dear boy until an
- 0:59own good it arrives. M NA take me, I'm all, that's what
- 1:08happened. What are you looking at me like that? For? You believed
- 1:15his cack and bull story. Four Finger Discount, dude, Welcome to four
- 1:34Finger Discount, the podcast that also comes with a faux pel necklace. Today,
- 1:38we're heading all the way back to season two of The Simpsons to review
- 1:41episode seven. A one zero Bark gets hit by a car. I am
- 1:44Dando, I am guy, and we are not alone. No, we
- 1:48are not. We are very likely to be joined by a man who continues
- 1:51to pave his way into the top in Hollywood, whether it be writing for
- 1:53Kim or writing Rick and Morty episodes, or you know, just casually writing
- 1:57the scripts for blockbuster Marvel films like ant Men, The Wall, Quantamnia,
- 2:00and the upcoming Avengers, that Kang Dynasty. He's of course, Jeff loved
- 2:02this. Jeff, thanks for your time. How you doing, Hey,
- 2:05guys doing all right? I am very excited to talk about this episode.
- 2:08I don't think I realized that when I chose it. This is the first
- 2:12Simpsons episode I ever saw, like, this is the for real this is
- 2:15the episode that like broke it open for me. Yeah, I love this
- 2:20one. Well, we're a similar age because you're you've just will happy birthday.
- 2:23By the way, any couple of weeks agothday, Like, oh no,
- 2:24no, that's wrong. For some reason, the internet has my birthday
- 2:29March. Yeah. So I was like, yeah, because you didn't.
- 2:30You didn't, you didn't mention anything on social media but your birthday. I
- 2:34was like, Kale doesn't celebrate his birthday very much. June sixth man,
- 2:37I'm a June sixth man. Wow, that's that's my mother's and my sister's
- 2:39birthday. Dear Lord, all this d day annivers not the same person.
- 2:45Let us clarify, not the same person. I don't know how it works
- 2:47in Austria. Yeah, but no, yeah, I'm about thirty three,
- 2:51gonna be thirty four. So like I sort of aged up with the Simpsons.
- 2:54Yeah, it was like the dangerous show when you were a kid,
- 2:58like my I was not allowed watch it. I was like forbidden from watching
- 3:01It's same. So I was all right. But I've told the story plenty
- 3:05of times in our podcast, how I watched Trios of Horror one that's where
- 3:07they have the bad Dreamhouse where they're having the nightmares and it's whatever, and
- 3:10they go Maggie goes into the kitchen and gets a knife. Well, I
- 3:14proceeded to do the exact same thing. So my mom went, no more
- 3:15Simpsons for you. Oh yeah, maybe your mom was right. That is
- 3:19pretty one to one. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
- 3:23It is corrupt in the youth. So you're similar ash to me.
- 3:25Did you experience the BARTMANI always had already sort of gone by the time you
- 3:30sort of found The Simpsons. Well, I'm a I'm from like a really
- 3:35really small town in like rural California, So like I didn't really get a
- 3:39lot of like Simpsons pop culture exposure. Like I didn't get to see all
- 3:44the mania and the T shirts and things like that. So I certainly knew
- 3:46who Bart Simpson was, but I didn't really get to see like the popular
- 3:52American like takeover of pop culture. But certainly like he was a popular guy.
- 3:55He was like a Ninja turtle, you know, he's everywhere. Can
- 3:58you remember when you first saw the Simpsons, Like, what was it just
- 4:00like this mind blowing experience? Yeah, because you said this episode was the
- 4:03first one you saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did not have
- 4:06the Fox network and we only had three channels, and so like Fox was
- 4:11off the table where The Simpsons came on, but I think CBS, which
- 4:15is another channel, was playing like a rerun or something, and so the
- 4:18first glimpse of it I got, I think was like call of the Simpsons
- 4:23or whatever one where he's like the Bigfoot guy. I only saw like a
- 4:27couple seconds of like a joke like the newspaper that says like, you know,
- 4:30Bigfoot likes uh whatever his dinner was, and like, and then it
- 4:34turned off because like someone said a bad word, like my mom ended and
- 4:40very religious mother, and so like something something on a front to Christ happened
- 4:45somewhere in those thirty seconds, and I was not allowed to watch it.
- 4:47But then my neighbor invited me up to his place one day and we were
- 4:51like playing video games or whatever, and then he's like, as if we
- 4:56were about to do like rowin or something. He's like, hey, do
- 5:00you want to watch the Simpsons? And I was shocked, and I was
- 5:02like scared, But then he's like, no, no, no, I
- 5:05think I think you'll like it, and so he pulls out a VHS tape
- 5:09and this episode was the one we watched. I still remember it, like,
- 5:13and it was like a bomb went off in my head. Like that
- 5:15was the first kind of comedy that I saw that really like resonated on a
- 5:20deep level with me, Like I loved it so much, And this episode
- 5:25has so many great little tricks and jokes and characters, like this is almost
- 5:30like a perfect Simpsons episode. I love it, Jeff. I'm wondering if
- 5:33seeing something like that at such a formative age really sort of lit a bit
- 5:39of a create or ignited a bit of creative spok in you as well.
- 5:42I mean watching shows like this growing up, I mean, did they give
- 5:45you some innate sense of half stories are told, how they work, how
- 5:49they structured, how jokes work, which one's land, which one's doing.
- 5:54Yeah, no, you're right on the money, like the Simpsons, I
- 5:58mean starting from this episode, but I mean so many of them. I
- 6:00really do think it is this is price in too controversial an opinion, Like
- 6:04it is probably the best American form of comedy to be made. I think
- 6:10it really is. And of course it's an international show and everything, but
- 6:13like it really summarizes what is beautiful and chaotic and insane about American life,
- 6:19and uh yeah to me, Like I mean obviously, like seasons, you
- 6:23know, like two through whatever wherever you want to cut it off on the
- 6:27on the purest list, but like it really is just the sharpest form of
- 6:30comedy, right and if anyone from Conan, John Schwartzwelder to John Viddy like
- 6:35so yeah, as a young person, like I just soaked it in and
- 6:40I see even ant Man, I I kind of borrowed. I took inspiration
- 6:44from a Simpsons episode for a big chunk of ant Man and a character.
- 6:47So I mean it's still it pays off. Well, that's rock. It
- 6:50was Frank Grimes. Have you guys, Yeah, have you guys seen at
- 6:53Man? Or am I spoiling it? Yeah? Because spoiler Modoc who is
- 6:57like Corey Stoll from the very first movie, like he's been gone for a
- 7:00long time. I basically I wanted to do a riff on the Frank Grimes
- 7:04dynamic. He's like, oh, I mean that's such a beautiful episode of
- 7:08like this guy cannot win and this like loser slob has like the perfect life
- 7:14that he wants and nothing goes right for Grimes. And I thought of playing
- 7:16that with like a super villain would be quite funny of like to get into
- 7:20the Marvel Weeds. I guess, like if your Corey Stole, he's been
- 7:24gone since like ant Man one, which was basically like ten years ago,
- 7:30and so in that time, Paul Rudd has you know, become an Avenger.
- 7:33He's dating Hope Van Dyne, Hank Pim respects him, he's a superhero
- 7:39beloved by the world. He's time travel with Captain America twice. Like to
- 7:43me, that almost felt the equivalent of like Homer showing Grimes his wall and
- 7:47like you've been made, You've been to space, you've never been, never
- 7:50been, like to see my Grammy, all of that stuff. It felt
- 7:55like a fun kind of jealous, arrogant dynamic to play with those two guys.
- 8:00It's also a really great I guess evolution for Darren Cross as well,
- 8:05because I mean I remember in the first ant Man, I mean I really
- 8:07like Corey Stole as an actor, and you know he sort of plays alpha
- 8:11ish guys. Yeah, but in the ant Man he's like, you know,
- 8:16he's got the power suit on and he's got the power of stance.
- 8:18He's he's someone who's clearly listened to a lot of Tony Robbins, but he
- 8:22just can't quite pull it off. It's like Sam Roqueville and Iron Man too.
- 8:26He's like, you really want to be Tony Stark, and under different
- 8:28circumstances you'd be the alpha in the room, but you just can't, can't
- 8:33quite pull it off when you're up against you know, DJ or Paul rud
- 8:37or something like that. So yeah, that was that's I'm glad you picked
- 8:41up on that. That was very much the other inspiration point. It was
- 8:43like, look, man, I know you're trying, but uh, yeah,
- 8:46it's kind of a big head. I'm sorry. Like if like Darth
- 8:50Vader in episode three, you know, falls into that volcano and comes out
- 8:54not wearing the coolest, most badass sci fi suit of all time, but
- 8:58just with a deform head and little baby legs, like to have him be
- 9:01to have that like insecurity, just at the core of Darren Cross the whole
- 9:07movie until it blows up. That was. Yeah, that was a big
- 9:09part of it. I'm really glad you did it with the mode went that
- 9:11way with the Modoc character as well, because I mean, he's somewhere He's
- 9:16something that you could make really gross or greatisque and the characters inherently is like
- 9:22he's been a If there's any character you can use comedically in Marvel comics,
- 9:26it's always been Modoc and so like, I almost felt it was a disservice
- 9:31to the character to do like a serious, gritty adaptation of him. Like
- 9:35I'm like, no, no, like that, that's against the spirit of
- 9:37Modoc. He should be ridiculous and he should be like as comic accurate as
- 9:41we can get, which we did pretty well. But yeah, there were
- 9:45some talks about making him. You know, how do we make it real?
- 9:48How do we make like Nope, shut those down, Like no,
- 9:50no, no, no, He's just gotta be a big head, bid
- 9:52baby legs. Let's sh Yeah, that's it. Don't make him like oh
- 9:56is nanotech used with the wore to no no, no, no, no,
- 10:01no, big head, big head. We're constantly pointing out in this
- 10:03podcast that I want superhero movies to be fun again. It feels like and
- 10:07DC did this slop and it's like the Dark Knight. Everything's dark and gritty
- 10:09and real. It's like I grew up in the nineties with Batman Forever Man,
- 10:13go back to that. I jumped back into Batman and Robin the other
- 10:16day and like you know, maybe not the best film, but I kind
- 10:20of had that same feeling of like, man, I kind of missed fun
- 10:24Batman. Yeah, miss Batman. That was like pop culture, like the
- 10:28art not art deco, what's the word, Like seventies technicolor, like sixties
- 10:33and seventies. Like, yeah, that Batman stuff is fun. I kind
- 10:35of like a more playful Batman than just like a perpetually foggy Batman. I
- 10:39love that you chose Frank Grimes as well, because you go back to the
- 10:43nineties. When that episode came out, he was the reviews were scathing.
- 10:46Fans hated that card. And it's funny how it's now evolved tree people who
- 10:50grew up in the nineties like at the time, the older audience at the
- 10:52time hated it. Those who grew up with that episode look back now and
- 10:56go, that's one of the greatest episodes of all time. It's funny how
- 10:58the opinions just shift over time. I'm praying that happens with quantum Mania.
- 11:01Man. I want history to prove me right. I want history to prove
- 11:05me right. Verymatus in the ground, man, I was about to say,
- 11:09I mean, I was reading a few interviews with you and listening to
- 11:13a few news within we've talked about how Quanta Mania is proving kind of divisive.
- 11:18That's kind of what the best movies are. I mean, you don't
- 11:20want one percent cinemas, you know, a plus cinema schoo or one hundred
- 11:24percent on Rotten Tomatoes. I mean it is. There will be Blood Fargo,
- 11:28Winds of Desire, A Man of the Wasp, Quantumnia. Yeah,
- 11:31those are kind of British filments that dude needs to redo that list real quick.
- 11:37No, I mean like that, yeah, I mean I oh,
- 11:39this actually relates to this episode two. Yeah, some of those articles that
- 11:43you were mentioning, like, oh, I felt so betrayed. I felt
- 11:46so like you're doing all these press junk at like zoom interviews, you know,
- 11:50twenty minutes at a time, and like someone asked about the reviews,
- 11:54I'm like, oh, yeah, I was kind of depressing. Oh you
- 11:56know, but you you get over it and you kind of move on.
- 11:58I tossed it away the like the most casual, kind of friendly, you
- 12:01know, up speak kind of you know, tossed away comment. The next
- 12:07day, it's like a swirling newspaper headline writer depressed and I'm like, oh
- 12:13my god. And it went out to like Variety tweeted it, People Magazine,
- 12:16like all these majors, like literally it was everywhere, and I got
- 12:20all these hundreds of texts, like people asking if I was okay, if
- 12:24I needed to see someone. So there's this joke in this episode two that
- 12:28like, yeah, I think like Burns is gonna fire fire Homer and Speathers
- 12:33is like, well, do you think that's the best idea, sir?
- 12:35Think of the headlines the smart move by Burns. Ye hooray for Burns.
- 12:41Great decision by Burns. I really did think of like a Simpsons headline when
- 12:46like I said this small thing and then suddenly like the headline is so egregious.
- 12:52So yeah, I don't know, man, I actually like, man,
- 12:54I kind of loved the movie. You know, things aren't for everybody
- 12:58and all that, but like I wanted to write a yeah, like a
- 13:01fun comic book movie. I wanted to write something that was like colorful and
- 13:05had quirky, goofy gags, like broad jokes, almost like dumb and dumber,
- 13:09and then you had an awesome villain and like you get to have a
- 13:11serious film and a fun villain. Like, yeah, it's kind of been
- 13:16strange to see how this all play out. But man, I don't know.
- 13:18I had a good time. I liked it. I think a lot
- 13:20of people they get angry and they don't get what they expect, right,
- 13:22it happened, And I was guilty of that. When the second Star Wars
- 13:26film came out, what was it, the last Jedi. She's a lifelong
- 13:30Star Wars fan. I was so angry. The longer it's gone on,
- 13:33I've just gone that wasn't that bad. It's not for me. It doesn't
- 13:37mean it's not good. It's just people just have this sort of ownership of
- 13:39the Marvel universe, like it has to be the way we want and it's
- 13:43not the way we expect that, then it's not good. Yeah, it's
- 13:45gotten to that place where it's like a professional sports team or something. You
- 13:48know, it's been it's been in the family a bit. It's reaching that
- 13:52Star Trek age where it's been around for like enough for another generation to come
- 13:56into like other things that the previous one didn't. So like, yeah,
- 13:58I mean I grew up reading comic books. I'm a hardcore X Men fan,
- 14:01so like, I know, you know these are sports fans. Boone
- 14:05at the Yankees, you know, like I think we'll be all burns out.
- 14:07People don't like the Yankees. I did find interesting that you love Blade
- 14:11because my man, he go out he loves Blade as well. Blade is
- 14:16so great that first movie. He no character arc, he just shows up.
- 14:20He's Blade. He kicks ass for about ninety five minutes and it's great.
- 14:24It's not evenutes of Wesley stops sucking up vampires. Lady, miss you
- 14:28don't miss. I love the two thirds mark of that movie spoiler alerts for
- 14:33Blade. He gets like three triple whammies at once. It's like, hey,
- 14:37man, your mom she's alive. Bad news, your mom's a vampire.
- 14:41Bad news, she's fucking the vampire you hate, like three in a
- 14:46row, and he barely He's like damn. He keeps going back to fights
- 14:52like that would have crushed any other man, but Blade just kind of took
- 14:56it in stride, not Wisley. How much there is there any other Simpsons
- 15:01inspirations in your scripts particularly obviously can't talk about it. Kan Dynasty that's you
- 15:05know, that's under yeah, But is there going to be some sort of
- 15:09like Simpsons influences in that film as well. Kane Dynasty is heavily influenced by
- 15:13the minorrel episode That's that's one for one. Put a jointed little hat on
- 15:18Jonathan Majens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got He's already practicing the
- 15:22song I m man. I don't know. I mean, the Simpsons is
- 15:26pretty deep into most of my comedy. I can't think of a specific reference,
- 15:31So I guess, I guess I'll say no, but I'm sure something.
- 15:33I'll pop up camp crops. We'll be in there somewhere, Pepe fear,
- 15:37I don't know. Jumping back to um. Sorry we mentioned mister Burns
- 15:41a little while ago and ub Oh. Yeah. I had a nice bit
- 15:43of synchronicity this morning watching rewatching Barkeets hit by a car. But before that,
- 15:48I read this really long article in Vanity Fair about the Murdoch family and
- 15:52about about Rupert Murdoch especially, and how you know, the guys what a
- 15:58something? What is he not? Three hundred like? But they've kept very
- 16:04very quiet the fact that you know, he's just had multiple health issues over
- 16:08the last you know, maybe five or six years, including one where he's
- 16:11like fractured his back because Wendy Dan pushed him into a piano and he's just
- 16:17you know, I'm like, what the fuck. But then watching this episode
- 16:21and it's like, at least at the very start when mister Burns is behind
- 16:23the wheel, like, oh, this is the kind of mean, threatening,
- 16:30you know, own big wig in Pottersville, mister Burns that we used
- 16:33to know. And then but then later on you've got I'm gonna crush you
- 16:37like this paper cups that I remember being the first Like, that's like the
- 16:42major joke of the episode that made me laugh out loud when I was a
- 16:45kid. I've always remembered that paper cup joke, and it's it's like the
- 16:51pre mister Burns voice he's doing these earlier seasons. Mister Burns, he's not
- 16:55quite the like excellent kind of guy. I do like that that this is
- 16:59like my favorite of Burns though, where he's he's not quite a super villain.
- 17:03It's just a rich guy, rich old guy just abusing his power.
- 17:04Yeah, I do. I highly prefer like an evil billionaire to a cool
- 17:10billionaire. I never buy the Iron Man Elon Musk. Then give me an
- 17:14evil Turn of the century billionaire any day. Magnate, like a robber baron.
- 17:18Yeah, and it's funny how they change the character because we're going sort
- 17:22of in chronlogical lorders aft the season seventeen now, and by this point the
- 17:25Burns character is just how would you describing guy? He's just nothing. There's
- 17:29no scariness, there's no evilness to basically a ghost. Yeah, like his
- 17:36body falls upon any basically, Lenny, there's nothing to it. But this
- 17:41is a really really monumental episode because this was the first appearance for Phil Hartman,
- 17:45so that the first little hunt. I assumed watching this again, I
- 17:48assumed it was the first appearance, but I cut that too. I'm like,
- 17:52oh, and he went on to be such a mainstay Lionel Huts is
- 17:55you know, almost every four episodes or something, I'll pop in. Yeah,
- 17:57yeah, well Phil Hartman is just incredible. But yeah, but it's
- 18:00almost like a different Huts here, because Huts would going to become sort of
- 18:03like the here's the sleazy lawyer here going to be sort of become the bad
- 18:07lawyer as the show would evolve on like where he was it was, it
- 18:11was still sleazy, but he was just sort of he was just a really
- 18:14bad lawyer wasn't good at his job, you know. Yeah, well that's
- 18:17interest. That's a nice that's a nice discerning take. You're right. And
- 18:19then he would just slowly get worse and worse and more and more incompetent.
- 18:23Yeah. Is this the first appearance of doctor Nick too. Yeah. And
- 18:26they just go hand in hand as a pet, don't they really? When
- 18:29you think about it, it's the way you see it with a lot of
- 18:30Simpsons characters, though. I mean, they'll start them in a relatively grounded
- 18:34fashion, and I was like, well, we can turn this style just
- 18:38a little bit, you know, make him not so much a sleazy ambulance
- 18:41shase or it's just a guy like the Willie Lowman of lawyers. It was
- 18:45like, then you can have this one. It's half full. Well one,
- 18:48I just drank out of a toilet. It'll be back, which my
- 18:52favorite huts exchange of all time. I love the small modulations that happen to
- 18:56characters. I'm right there with you, Like watching older episodes with like Skinner
- 19:02and all of his Vietnam flashbacks, like all of his Vietnam like he's an
- 19:04unstable man, like he's ready to snap at any seconds, and then buy
- 19:08about season what seven, we forget about the Vietnam War and it never comes
- 19:12up again. Well in season nine is where they have the fact that he
- 19:17wasn't even the guy. He wasn't even Yeah, that's what's your thoughts on
- 19:21episodes like that where they really changed the cannon of a character. You know,
- 19:26it's tough, it's I kind of do look at it the same way
- 19:27as comic books, like every once in a while there's gonna be some weird
- 19:32left turns, Like in the nineties they pulled that with Spider Man. It's
- 19:36like, oh no, no, no, the character you've known for about
- 19:38fifty years. I he was a clone. There's another guy, like,
- 19:41he's not real, there's another like you know, a good twist can be
- 19:47good, but then eventually it all kind of ends up resetting and in your
- 19:49mind, like do you even believe that episode or do you kind of I
- 19:52don't know. I like the Skinner we got like I like, so,
- 19:56I don't know. I think I mean the Simpsons. How many episodes are
- 19:59there even like a couple of thousand, I think seven fifties one. I
- 20:03just recently Pops, which is still a ship light of episodes it feels like
- 20:07a thousand. I think it's okay to kind of play fast and loose because
- 20:11it's almost like Star Trek. You know, these are not sequential episodes outside
- 20:15of a couple of them that have like a two parter. They're kind of
- 20:18like, you know, in one episode spos got like a brother, then
- 20:22you never hear about them again, you know. Or it's like or they'll
- 20:25they'll do an episode like there's always an old girl friend of Bones that shows
- 20:27up. It's like, how many old girlfriends do this guy have? Like
- 20:30I think with American TV especially and the older style of it before it became
- 20:34like this bingeable, streamable thing. You know, this might be the only
- 20:37episode someone sees or the first episode someone sees, so you can kind of
- 20:41like play fast and loose to the continuity. Well you're a knicks Men man
- 20:47as well, and continuity and that sort of in that saga is just nomany
- 20:52idea. How many time displace kids cyclops as they're all over the place.
- 20:57So the end you just got a sort of roll to sign and just like
- 21:00looks it's the mutants there this week they're doing this. You know, just
- 21:06enjoy it. You just kind of I think that's fun with that style.
- 21:08I mean same with like Star Wars, like reading all those novels in the
- 21:12nineties or two thousand, like at that expanded universe kind of thing. It's
- 21:18probably not quote Cannon, but like who cares like it's it's like a take
- 21:22it as like a one off. Yeah. Nothing infuriates me more than people
- 21:26who would just hell bent on continuity to the to the point where they're like,
- 21:30well, you know it's James Bond is you know, he's played by
- 21:33different actors, but they're all the same James Bond. They're just switching up
- 21:37the double saven designation to different people. Like not the fuck they are.
- 21:41Man's just understand what that means. It's all literally the same being. Or
- 21:47I think, yeah, James Bond is just a code name that they give
- 21:49to give to all these different guys. So you know, I mean,
- 21:52so wait, they all have to be very very horny British men. Is
- 21:56that the only pretty much the casting to type. I just assume he was
- 22:00just the same guy, and you know, it's like playing basketwise out of
- 22:03face. That's what it is. Describe the struggle trying to write, for
- 22:06example, quantumentia. Right, you want to write a film that can be
- 22:08appreciated and enjoyed as just the film in itself, but you got to also
- 22:12incorporate all this other stuff that's come before and what's going to be coming after.
- 22:15Describe how hard it is this sort of incorporate all that that doesn't mess
- 22:18with a film being able to be enjoyed as a standalone. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:22I know, it is tough, Like especially this movie. It's like
- 22:26the third movie. It also tailbacks tailbacks that's not a word, tailgates off
- 22:30of a like Avengers End Game, which Aunt ma'am is a big part of.
- 22:34And yeah, it's got to kind of introduce a character, a villain
- 22:37that will be paying off, you know, however he pays off down the
- 22:41road. It was definitely tricky and then like there's small things you might forget.
- 22:45It's like, oh, yeah, Darren Cross, like Corey Stall in
- 22:49our test audiences, people didn't even recognize him obviously, he's a big fat
- 22:52head. So like we had to really remind people a few ways in the
- 22:56movie, like a flashback and have Cassie mentioned it to kind of you know,
- 23:00perk people up again. Same with like Michelle Peiffer. There's a lot
- 23:04of backstory there, so we got a pipe that like, oh, yeah,
- 23:07she was in the quantum realm for a while, you got to do
- 23:11a flashback there. But then you also just have to let the movie,
- 23:14you know, USh through itself in I don't know, like I kind of
- 23:17use my parents as the as the as the rubric. They're not really like
- 23:19Marvel fans or you know, they didn't see the other ant Man movies,
- 23:23and they seem to more or less get what was going on. So I
- 23:26don't know, you just try to you try to shoehorn in the exposition you
- 23:30can get away with, and then kind of trust the audience for the rest
- 23:33of it. Well, if someone's discussed racing in their podcast, how it
- 23:36feels like Star Wars as a Lawsons, it's starting to feel like homework.
- 23:40Yeah, that's I was trying in that way of like there was a blessing
- 23:44in this movie. How like so much it just took place in the quantum
- 23:47realm, so you don't really have to worry about like, you know,
- 23:51oh it is Falcon gonna show up as she Hulk? Why don't they call
- 23:53she Hulk? Like you got to have a little bit more of an isolated
- 23:56experience and then bring in original character. There's like side side characters or the
- 24:02Jello man with holes and all that. Like, yeah, I kind of
- 24:06I did want. I tried to intentionally write this almost like a nineties adventure
- 24:10movie, Like I want it to feel like something you could have seen like
- 24:12Robin Williams in in like nineteen ninety four or something. Yeah, Hook,
- 24:18Jumanji, that kind of stuff or um. So, I don't know.
- 24:22Yeah, I think there is a danger of this stuff becoming too homeworky or
- 24:26too interconnected. So I don't know. I just tried to make it a
- 24:29fun Paul Rudd adventure kind of road trip comedy. What's Superhero would you love
- 24:32to write a film for? Where they said, it's just a standalone nothing
- 24:34else has to be involved. It's just a movie about this this character.
- 24:37Who would you love to write a film about? You know? My favorite
- 24:41Marvel character his Cyclops. I think I love Cyclops. He's such a loser.
- 24:47I love he's just such like he's got the world on his shoulders.
- 24:51His power's broken. Uh, nobody likes him. He's like that. He's
- 24:53like the shift manager at a restaurant. And you know, like it's really
- 24:57up to him to keep things moving. But big whole monitor energy. Yeah
- 25:02yeah, yeah, teaching and teach you didn't give us any homework. Well,
- 25:04but at the same time, like he's got to be that way because
- 25:07if he slips up, he's gonna kill everybody he looks at. Like,
- 25:11so it's I like the allegory of his powers too. I think there's a
- 25:15really the broken sun quality he has with Xavier and Magneto, and then like
- 25:19that translates to his powers and that lack of security. And then honestly like
- 25:25the way he built himself up to become a hall monitor. Like you're saying,
- 25:29like if you track his growth, it's like you're kind of proud of
- 25:32him for doing the Like, oh wow, good for you man, Like
- 25:33you were like a monster and you're like an eighty pound monster who who only
- 25:38knew how to kill people and then you work your way up to be the
- 25:41leader. I'm like that's pretty good man, Good for you. I'd do
- 25:45one of him, And hey, man, I love Superman. It's like,
- 25:48hey, if you know Superman of her rolls around, why not?
- 25:51But uh, I'd go Cyclops for now. Patty get through the uh,
- 25:53the self doubt. Luck from example, you knew what you wanted right with
- 25:56Modoc, and they're coming with you an oldest nash More at this, I
- 26:00really want to like this. How do you get to the point where you
- 26:03go the compromise, where you go all right, I know what this needs
- 26:07to be. How do you sort of convince an executive this is what it
- 26:11needs to be? Oh um, oh man, there's I'm I'm not the
- 26:14guy to ask on this. There's always a lot of that going on.
- 26:18Marvel's pretty collaborative. And then like you know, certainly I'm not the final
- 26:22word like Peyton read the director would have kind of the you know, the
- 26:25final stamp, but I don't know. You try to acknowledge also, like
- 26:30what's the note behind the note or what are they trying to say? So
- 26:33like with Modoc, like I mentioned earlier, some test screenings didn't quite know
- 26:37what was going on because they just didn't either they hadn't seen the first ant
- 26:41Man movie or they had forgotten about him. And the CGI was pretty rough.
- 26:45You know, we were showing test screenings six months ago, so like,
- 26:48you know, yeah, clearly there's a disconnect there, and what's going
- 26:51on, and so that note came through and I'm like, okay, that
- 26:56is actually quite fair. I don't think it means we should cut him.
- 26:59I think it means we need to clarify him. And so like you kind
- 27:02of just try to like keep your energy and your point of view as solid
- 27:06as you can, while also opening up the collaboration of like, yeah,
- 27:08clearly something here's not working, Like here's my solution, let me drive it
- 27:12through. But I do feel unless it's a do or die situation where you
- 27:17got to make enemies and burn bridges, you're all kind of the same team,
- 27:21so you got to kind of choose your battles and sometimes you're wrong,
- 27:25yeah, and sometimes like you also got to see that you're wrong. So
- 27:27like, I don't know, I don't know if I have a good answer,
- 27:30because I got to work on my confidence as well. But usually when
- 27:33you feel it and you've got that rhythm of how the joke should play out,
- 27:38there's something to what you're feeling, and so try to find what they're
- 27:41feeling too, and kind of get the harmonious chord between you if you can.
- 27:47Speaking of confidence, and maybe this is just my sort of right as
- 27:51neurosis spring to the full. But I mean I'm speaking as a cowdcarrying member
- 27:56of Generation Exit, knowing you're going to be rotting the same Michelle Fife,
- 27:59knowing she's going to be reading a script with your name on it. Yeah,
- 28:03are you ever thinking while you're running it? God, I hope she
- 28:04likes this though. God, I hope she thinks I'm cool something old.
- 28:10You know, if Michael Douglas is rating it, Oh yeah, of course,
- 28:11Bull Rodo, Evangeline Lily or who ever. But now all of them,
- 28:15like Michelle Phifer especially, And that was a big part of me probably
- 28:21getting the job for this movie or talking about it in the early days,
- 28:23because I almost forgot Michelle Phifer was in these I'm like, oh yeah,
- 28:27like she's yeah, they savor in the second one, and you know,
- 28:30then at the end of the movie, you don't really get to explore her
- 28:33too much, which makes sense for the second movie. But that was a
- 28:36big part of what Peyton and I talked about, is like, we've got
- 28:40one of the biggest movie stars of all time, Like, let's let's give
- 28:44her the complicated father backstory that is usually in most of these sci fi things
- 28:48like there's all. I mean, every other superhero movie is a father son
- 28:52kind of story that's like a broken past at the father. It's a pretty
- 28:56easy inversion to make it a mother daughter's story and that makes it slightly fresh.
- 29:00Sure, And you get to have Mischelle Peiffer kind of be the Obi
- 29:03One or the Gandolf kind of leading you through the quantum realm. So yeah,
- 29:07that was a big And then you get to explore like her kind of
- 29:11traumatic history and you get to you get to give her the Xavier Magneto relationship
- 29:17with Kane, like she's you know, at the end of the day,
- 29:19these guys saved each other and they lived together for years and years, and
- 29:22like there is a bond between them. So I don't know, Like I
- 29:26mean, I just wanted to lay her up as much as possible, and
- 29:29she's a She nailed it. I love her scenes with Jonathan as well,
- 29:32just really great performances. Do you want your comedy with the actor in mind
- 29:36or do you want it with the charactor in mind? A little bit of
- 29:38both, you know. It depends. Like with Bill Murray, like we
- 29:41got him in the movie kind of later in the process that character had been
- 29:47written and you know, you have other people in mind. Maybe, But
- 29:49then once Bill Murray kind of got circled, Yeah, you certainly you certainly
- 29:55go back, and I was like, yeah, I'll take another spin at
- 29:56that. Now that I know it's Bill Murray, you can kind of write
- 30:00it closer to the bone of what you know, what his vibe is.
- 30:03But I think, um, you know, with comedy it can be very
- 30:07helpful, like if you it depends on what you're making and your relationships are.
- 30:11But like I love to write for like actor friends of mine or comedy
- 30:15friends of mine because you know, they're rhythms, they can hit. Certainly
- 30:18that's a you know that that's a pro. At the same time, I
- 30:22don't know, I think the world can just benefit from just fresh out of
- 30:25the gate characters. And like you know, sometimes when you write to type,
- 30:29it just all sounds like the same thing, Like everyone's just writing the
- 30:33same kind of quippy TV sitcom dialogue. So I don't know. I try
- 30:37to write original, but if I've got like a north Star in my head,
- 30:38I'll use that voice. It kind of feels like that's where The Simpsons
- 30:42evolved to, where it was like we write joke and then assign it to
- 30:45a character where back in the Glory is these earlier episodes that we're talking about
- 30:48now, it's like swat Spotter, he wrote this episode. He's one of
- 30:52the most iconic Simpsons writers of all time. You can tell when you're watching
- 30:55an episode like this is a Swat Spotter episode. You can just tell from
- 30:56the comedy. Who are some of your inspire when it comes to comedy rodding.
- 31:00Did you have any growing up? Yeah? Yeah, I mean sports
- 31:03Fielder is one of them. And it was funny how like I didn't you
- 31:07know, I didn't know his name when I was a kid, But then
- 31:10you start to see that name in the credits of like your favorite episodes,
- 31:14and then I know what you're saying about. Like you can tell a sports
- 31:17Felder episode almost right out the gate if it's got some like old timey Americana
- 31:21and it's got like nineteen baseball or like factory workers or like the docs and
- 31:27some sort of like he's he's always got like old timey things in their pioneers
- 31:33and like cowboys. Um he I And then so like as I grew up,
- 31:37then I noticed all his stamps on the episodes, and I just I
- 31:41love the guy and I think he's like the sharpest writer to do it.
- 31:44Conan O'Brien more so for his late night show like but that was a huge
- 31:49deal to me growing up, especially his sketch comedy instincts that they had on
- 31:53the show. Um, there's writers named Brian Stack and Brian McCann who were
- 31:59like his kind of too go to comedy guys there. I'd say they were
- 32:02huge influences on me and just they're kind of a very funny but also very
- 32:07dumb and smart comedy at the same time in that American variety show format.
- 32:12I don't know. I mean there's plenty, like when I was Garth Marenghi's
- 32:15Dark Place. Yeah, that show that was like again, that was like
- 32:21another bomb going off in my head. I think I saw it freshman year
- 32:23of college and like he, I mean, that's a big one. Obviously
- 32:28arrested development. I remember that one being kind of a big water shed came
- 32:31out a few years ago now, but that was a big one. It's
- 32:35just you start to notice or even like my dad watching Mash and Frasier,
- 32:38like I ought to see some older kind of classic American comedies through my dad
- 32:44and like I love the way. I mean, you know, everyone seen
- 32:47Mash I suppose, but like it is a pretty ingenious mix of comedy and
- 32:52drama and tragedy, like it really and when it works, it works really
- 32:57well in a way that doesn't pull its punches. And then Frasier, h
- 33:01Frasier is like perfectly. It's like a finely tuned watch, Like you can
- 33:06set your watch to a Frasier episode, And I mean that with like a
- 33:09compliment, like it's so well structured, it's so well done. It's elegant.
- 33:15David Hyde Pierson here, you know, he nails every line, every
- 33:17joke. It's like so well done. And in my Rick and Morty days,
- 33:22one of my final episodes was like mister Nimbus, like this ocean man
- 33:25thing. I basically just stole the structure from a Frasier like dinner party episode
- 33:31and un that on Rick and Morty, which is you know, I don't
- 33:34think people would compare Rick and Morty to Frasier as far as like sensibilities,
- 33:37but it really was like the bones of comedy writing you can really find in
- 33:43those classic good sitcoms. I'm glad you brought up Rick and Morty. Jack
- 33:46I didn't want to ask about it. I mean, it seems almost lazy
- 33:49at this point to make the draw the comparisons between Rick and Morty and the
- 33:52MCU. But I mean three credits make a trend as far as I'm concerning
- 33:57Bouldron, Jessica Gao and yourself. I mean, I wonder if could tell
- 34:00us a bit about of course it's a it's a Justin Royland show, but
- 34:04it's also got Dan Harmon's fingerprints on it as well. I wonder if you
- 34:07could tell us a bit about the Harmon school of storytelling so to speak.
- 34:09Harmon's a master at it. Yeah, he I mean, I don't think
- 34:13I've met a guy who knows structure better than he does. He has that
- 34:15story circle, and uh, you know, there's a variety. I mean,
- 34:19at the end of the day, it is just like a trick or
- 34:20it's a diagram to kind of help you get your beats down. But I
- 34:23mean, damned if there'sn't a better one. You know, like he's got
- 34:27a pretty good one and it really works. That guy has like a like
- 34:32a super computer brain at hacking things. And I don't think there was a
- 34:37script that he didn't touch. That wasn't made better by it. You know,
- 34:40he's Harmon's the real deal as far as comedy writers go. He's really
- 34:45good and so um sorry, like and we could break when he was on
- 34:50fire, well he would like I think we broke the vat of acid episode
- 34:52in like a day, like an afternoon we went to rock right that.
- 34:57But like, there's a joy and a comedy way, or there's misery,
- 35:00but like, I love the joy of a comedy writer's room because once you
- 35:02get that electricity and everyone's kind of pitching around at the same time, it's
- 35:07just like it's the most fun place to be. And I would listen to
- 35:10interviews with cohnan talking about the Simpsons writer's room, and I remember it was
- 35:15like a source of almost like pride for me. I've been working for a
- 35:19long time and things weren't you know, there's always projects that go and die
- 35:22and whatever. But then I got Rick and Morty and then I started to
- 35:25really be friends with like all those great writers in the room. And I
- 35:30heard Conan give that interview and I was like, oh, I know what
- 35:32he's talking about. Oh I know what he's talking about, And like I
- 35:36felt like a writer in that moment is that the thing you missed the most
- 35:39going from writing you a script for a film with your credit to being in
- 35:43the writer's room where you're just bantering and bouncing off of each other. Do
- 35:45I miss being in a small airless with twelve very depressed men in the mid
- 35:52to late now? I that is a thing like I miss having, especially
- 35:58when it's going well, like just yeah, being able to to vibe with
- 36:00a lot of funny people and then yeah yeah, and the trust fall quality
- 36:05of knowing, like, you know what, I'm gonna write this script.
- 36:07I think it's pretty good. If it's not good, they'll tell me.
- 36:10And if it's not good, they will, you know, make it better
- 36:14with a joke. And that's the way I believe the old Simpsons writing room
- 36:16worked, like just machine gun jokes at this thing, no ego, let's
- 36:21make this thing as good as we can. That's it can be hard to
- 36:24achieve if your room is not all on the same page, or if there
- 36:28is ego, or if there is like you know, territorial stuff or whatever.
- 36:31But that room was pretty great, and so we got to that level
- 36:36of like, hey, this is really fun. Here's my shot at it.
- 36:39Let's all make it better together. That is a great thing. However,
- 36:45I think I do if I had to choose, I don't know.
- 36:47I think I like writing something on my own because like, at the same
- 36:51time, there's gonna be so many cooks in this kitchen anyways, Like you
- 36:54might as well just be the guy to kind of drive the boat through it,
- 36:59because yeah, at the end of the day, there are If there
- 37:00are thirteen other people trying to pitch a joke, it takes a lot longer
- 37:04to get that joke, and it might end up being the first joke he
- 37:07wrote. To begin with. You mentioned the word trust just before. It
- 37:09must just be incredible from your perspective. Way you took a chance in yourself
- 37:14when you left Kimmel, right, and that was a big deal, you
- 37:16know, and it must be some self doubt moments threat there. But it's
- 37:20paid off now to the point where you know, Disney, Marvel, they've
- 37:22trusted you to write the upcoming a vengeance film. That's a that's huge man.
- 37:27Thank you. Oh no, that's that's really nice for you to say.
- 37:30I've been thinking about that. It's like been us Kimmel was definitely I
- 37:35was like, so nervous, and that was my first job. I should
- 37:39not be a writer, you know, it made like comedy videos on YouTube,
- 37:43and then like I got a job on a TV show from like a
- 37:46YouTube video I made. Like it all was like a fluke, you know.
- 37:49It was like a you know, like a I don't know what to
- 37:52even call it luck. And so I always had that kind of fear and
- 37:57that small town kid fear in me of like, I don't know is gonna
- 38:00work. I got to stay here, and Kimmel was a great job.
- 38:02I was there for many years. But yeah, there was this feeling.
- 38:06I think I've said this before somewhere else. I had a feeling, you
- 38:09know, we were doing Thanksgiving jokes. It was Thanksgiving, You're writing jokes
- 38:14for the monologue, and I wrote some and something just felt weird about it.
- 38:17And I went back through my emails and I had written like the exact
- 38:22same joke like three years earlier, and it was this feeling of like,
- 38:24ah, okay, it might be time to go, like it might be
- 38:29time to do something new. But I was really nervous. I was like
- 38:32terrified of it. And then at Rick and Morty I did the kind of
- 38:35the same thing. I'd written six episodes five at the time, I guess,
- 38:40and I had that same feeling of like, and it's hard to explain
- 38:44because it is like one of the most popular shows. You know, it's
- 38:46kind of that it's Apex or whatever. But I just had that same feeling
- 38:51of like, I think I've done all I can do here, Like I
- 38:53think it's good to go out on mister Nimbus, like that's a good one.
- 38:57And then I came back to help kind of write the an Alley but
- 39:00like it, um, I don't know. I'm trying to trust that feeling
- 39:04a little bit more. I'm sure it's gonna blow up in my face one
- 39:07of these days. But like that has been if you're a writer or whatever,
- 39:10like hold on to that itch, like that itch man, I Sometimes
- 39:15you don't want it to be there, but sometimes it is there and you
- 39:17got to just kind of go with it. But I don't know, it
- 39:21could be a big mistake. We'll see, we'll see yet. How many
- 39:23billions of dollars an endgame? Makoy? Sorry, how much? Oh?
- 39:29Oh? Oh, well, that's it's like they're handing you the cays to
- 39:34the Lamborghinian's, Like, oh, my god, I get to drive a
- 39:36Lamb Ginnie. It's like, holy shit, what if I crashed this Lamb
- 39:37beginning? Yea, yeah, I'm on my learner's permit. I've got to
- 39:39have five get far with me? Well, I mean I'm looking at it
- 39:45of like, man, this is nuts, Like it feels like it's like
- 39:50a crazy thing, and so I'm cheating it of like I'm trying to take
- 39:52ego out of it. I'm trying to take like even yeah, like fan
- 39:55reactions or internet stuff. It's like, yeah, that's you know, Yeah,
- 39:59you're playing the major leagues. People are gonna boo you from the audience,
- 40:01you know, Like that's that's literally how it's supposed to go. And
- 40:06so I think I've it took a bit, like it took a bit of
- 40:07acclimatization because I grew up on the internet, you know, But now I
- 40:13am pretty excited and like we're kind of in the process. I can't really
- 40:15say anything, you know, but like I get to write like the biggest
- 40:21movie possible that I can swing at, with as many characters as I want,
- 40:25with like really great actors, and like it's ah, hey, I
- 40:30mean like it quite literally is a dream job and so hey, we'll see.
- 40:34It's like it's that when I put that in perspective, it's like,
- 40:37oh yeah, I can take a couple mean tweets at me like and like
- 40:40it doesn't go my way. I got out of Montgomery Creek, California,
- 40:44and it does go my way. Hey we got another Avengers movie. Great?
- 40:47Did did I tell you to not worry about the response online? The
- 40:52SHD? No, they got enough stuff going on. You know, they
- 40:54got they got Disney Black Site Prisons to clean up. I don't know,
- 41:01no, I mean they they I think they're also big enough to where like,
- 41:07you know what, this is how it goes. We just got to
- 41:08be above it. It's almost like I almost had the Catholic Church. It's
- 41:14not right, but like it's almost like hey, like what are you gonna
- 41:16do? Like, yeah, we're here, like you know, try to
- 41:20kind of get to the sea level we're at and then you can you can
- 41:22go with it, which I think is actually kind of healthier. It's very
- 41:24Buddhist. It's like engaging in that stuff is beneath you, like that you
- 41:30are wasting your time if you engage in that all day, So like you
- 41:32gotta kind of rise above. I suppose believe do what you think is best
- 41:37and just just paw through. Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind at the
- 41:39end of the day. I mean, you're the guy with his name on
- 41:42the credits of a Marvel movie as opposed to some guy who's got ten k
- 41:44views on YouTube. Well he'll get there, yeah, I mean, I
- 41:45Hey, I'm more paut of that little scrap ten years ago. I was
- 41:51exactly that, so I I sympathize, Jeff. I'd like to ask about
- 41:55multiverses for a moment, and why they're so big right now. I mean,
- 42:00I have a theory that you know, we're fucking up this reality pretty
- 42:04bad. Like it's good to know they might be some other ones out they
- 42:06end up doing okay. But um yeah, between the mcube everything everywhere at
- 42:10once, Morty, I mean, we seem to be really big on other
- 42:15dimensions and other other realities. I think you're right on the money with your
- 42:19theory. I think you're right on the money. I'd also say there's maybe
- 42:22a more callous theory about like there's a lot of IP to exploit and like,
- 42:27hey, Michael Keaton was a good batman, right, Let's use him,
- 42:29Like, hey, like, Hey, Tobey Maguire is great, let's
- 42:31bring him in. It's nostalgia as well. Yeah, I think I think
- 42:36we're reaching kind of then idea of nostalgia IP mining, and seems like we
- 42:42got to do something else there. We're running out of you know, we
- 42:45were running out of Ninja turtles to However, there the good side of that
- 42:51is, like it really does I mean anything from like the Robert Frost poem,
- 42:55you know, like the Road Not Taken or the Garden of Forking Paths,
- 42:59like Borhe's short story Sliding Doors with Gwyneth Paltrow, Like the good parts
- 43:04of a multiverse are based on choice and regret and things you could have been
- 43:08or didn't do. It's a wonderful life, you know. And any of
- 43:12these movies Christmas Carol, you know, like any of these movies are almost
- 43:16multi verses in themselves, and it just presents you know, choice and humanity
- 43:22and it's certainly everywhere, everything, everywhere, all at once. Did that
- 43:25beautifully with you know, um, both of those characters kind of meeting in
- 43:29different realities Cloud Atlas. No, No, that's not that's not a multiverse.
- 43:34That's more of a time thing. But Uh, I don't know.
- 43:36Yeah, there's like a there's a there's a there's a callous way of looking
- 43:42at it, and then there's almost like a beautiful way that it really opens
- 43:45up a lot of potentials with storylines. So I don't know, I'm trying
- 43:49to look at the good side. I think I think there's plenty of good
- 43:51stuff in it. Let's get to bakets hit by a car. Getting back
- 43:53to it. So it was on the first episodes you saw. It's definitely
- 43:57an episode you can appreciate as a kid, but once you get now I'm
- 44:00for so long, I'm talking about ten years watching as an adult. I
- 44:02think it's a credit to John swatswatter right because he manages to evoke such emotion
- 44:07in that final scene with Marge and Homer from a story that started about one
- 44:10minute prior to that. Yeah, that was dark. I actually was like,
- 44:15oh my god, Homer, what are you say? But it just
- 44:19came out, It just comes out of nowhere, that that little thread.
- 44:22It felt that to me felt like oh man. In TV writer lingo,
- 44:25it's like, oh man, I think we're about two minutes short on this
- 44:28episode. We got to add something we did have the same thing on a
- 44:30Rick and Morty episode. The vat of acid came in like four minutes short,
- 44:35and so our director just made a little beautiful short film in the middle
- 44:37of it and put it in there, and that's the best part of the
- 44:40episode. So I feel like maybe they added that in or something. It
- 44:44was like a little they need an extra little you know, sea salt to
- 44:47kind of land the plane. That's not a phrase, but no, like
- 44:52it's got super child friendly jokes, and then it's got clever like newspaper jokes,
- 44:58and it's got ambulance chase your jokes, you know it's and it's got
- 45:01this like, yeah, broken marital story at the very end, and the
- 45:05price of telling the truth. It's a I guess my favorite joke is probably
- 45:09the paper cup and then the mister Burns newspaper headline. But I remember as
- 45:14a kid I loved and I thought it was like revolutionary. I've never seen
- 45:19the two kind of like the Raschaman, the two different versions of the story.
- 45:23Yeah, that was I'm old. Yes, that that line. I
- 45:30think that was the line that like drove the nail into my brain of like
- 45:34take me, I'm old. That is like a perfect thing. The perfect
- 45:40thing about that too, is that that Burns is this story together clearly hasn't
- 45:44runned by Smiths. Because he runs you just throw Smiths under the bush.
- 45:49The Orphanage donate toys. Yeah, but it's just a great sort of a
- 45:52little insight into just the exploitation of the court system where they're both doing the
- 45:57wrong thing. It's just which one is the jew we're going to believe.
- 46:00Oh No, I've actually been impressed with The Simpsons going back to those older
- 46:04episodes, like they were kind of ahead of the game and seeing that like
- 46:08the American legal and police systems are really bad, and like from day one,
- 46:15like Wigham is just completely incompetent. Everything's going wrong with the cops.
- 46:19Never help anybody in that show. They're completely off the ball. The billionaires
- 46:23evil doesn't care about safety regulations. The whole town lives next to like an
- 46:28open reactor and a trash fire, you know, like corporate environmentalism is yeah,
- 46:32is ravaging the place. It's it's like a surprisingly politically progressive show,
- 46:39even for like nineteen eighty nine. Yeah, and it's a kind of thing
- 46:42where we've discussed this with a previous guest but I feel like it introduced politics
- 46:45to a whole generation of viewers. All these kids were just like, what's
- 46:49politics? And you watch the Simpsons like, Oh, I think they sort
- 46:51of instilled the idea of politics in your mind from a young age. It's
- 46:54actually kind of depressing when you watch Simpsons episodes now and like there's so much
- 47:00more invested in their community than we are now. It's like, would you,
- 47:05at the drop of a hat, would you go down to the like
- 47:06the city hall or the church to have like a town meeting that you get
- 47:08riled about. Like every other Simpsons episode they're showing up for like PTA meetings,
- 47:14they're out of you know, they're out of they're at the mayor's talk
- 47:16back, they're at at the church, like it's uh, they're pretty cypically
- 47:21minded in that show in a way that I'm envious of. Well, it
- 47:23came along at a really interesting time in the American society though, because I
- 47:27mean, we tend to think of the nineteen seventies is really sort of cynical
- 47:30and grimy era. Then of course Reagan comes along at the start of the
- 47:34eighties. It's a new don't you day in America? And I think by
- 47:37the tail end of the eighties, people are starting to think, wait a
- 47:39minute, I think we might have got sold a bill of goods here.
- 47:42I think they're richer getting richer, and we're getting fucked. So in the
- 47:45Simpsons sort of walks the line of both of those. It's like, hey,
- 47:50things are prosperos, things are pretty good, but I think all our
- 47:52institutions might be kind of corrupted out for themselves. Yeah, yeah, that's
- 47:57a great take. It's that post Soviet Union in nineties America of like,
- 48:00Okay, the war is over, what are we now without an enemy?
- 48:06And turns it out not much, turns out like unless we got another you
- 48:12know one, thank God for nine to eleven. Dear God, thank you.
- 48:15We need it. We need it. Yeah, Like, but I
- 48:19think that time period, I'm kind of working on something about that. I
- 48:22think that Clinton era, you know, when I was a kid too,
- 48:25Like when the Monica Lewinsky scandal, at least in America, you know,
- 48:30we're so puritanical, like that shut down the country, Like that was such
- 48:34a like big deal and uh, you know, clearly not a good thing,
- 48:38but also it's like it was that enough to shut down the world but
- 48:42like that seems to be like the innocence lost of the nineties is like when
- 48:45uh, when the Bill Clinton thing. At least for me, I remember
- 48:49being like seven or eight and being like, wait, I think America's got
- 48:52problems. We got a well that It's My favorite line in this episode is
- 48:57Maud to the in saying I'd like you to forgive me for the right thing.
- 49:00Yeah, that's great. Oh yeah, and the public schools. I
- 49:04love that about the Simpsons. They've they've been at head of the curve and
- 49:07like, our schools are terrible. They are not funded. They have to
- 49:10beg for scraps. Like oh that was another thing. I'm like from day
- 49:15one, they've had America on a social level pretty well, pretty well tracked
- 49:20any more. Brain Busters. Now, we have a little game we'd have
- 49:24to play here at four Finger Discount, Jeff, where it's called the Blockbuster
- 49:27Brainbuster, where we go back to the visual air date of this episode and
- 49:30I pitched I tell a guy the date, and you've got to try and
- 49:32guess what were the top three films at the US box office for that day
- 49:37for that week. I give you a clue for each I'll give you guys,
- 49:39the clues and let's see if you can come up with it. Right.
- 49:42So the number one movie, the clue is Wet, the clue for
- 49:45number two is Party Pooper, and the clue for number three is Quantumnia.
- 49:50Yeah, okay, Wet. I'm going to say, like Free Willie.
- 49:53No. Well, if we're talking ninety one, yeah, so we're talking
- 49:58a bit of bleed over from nineteen ninety. So what was big at the
- 50:00end of nineteen ninety January ten ninety one is when it ends flash. Now
- 50:06that's eighties, right, I'm gonna I'm gonna say it's Home Alone with the
- 50:08Wet Bandits. It's Home Alone with the Wet Bandits. Yes, oh,
- 50:13oh, okay, I went too far into the water. They're pretty loose
- 50:16to Clusia, I must have been when he went. I'm like I was
- 50:20thinking base againstinct. Number Number two is a Schwartznaker film. What's it called?
- 50:24Or what was the hint? Oh? The hint was party Pooper.
- 50:27Don't be a party pooper, Kindergarten cup well done? Yes, Number two
- 50:30with Kindergarten cop and number three think of what was Quantumnia in a series brilogy?
- 50:36Yeah? Third one? Oh, it's a beauty. Oh, it's
- 50:40an epic of the heart. It's a you know, to treat us on
- 50:43modern day America, what do we say? Uh, a classica have its
- 50:47to It's god Father three, right, it's the god Father three? Correct,
- 50:51guy? Yes? Oh god Oh I didn't get that god Father three.
- 50:53Oh yeah. Yeah, so that is like some mania. Yeah,
- 50:54the guy he initially misunderstood but now lovingly embraced third installation of a classic saga.
- 51:01Yes, I will also missed a couple of hit. It also stars
- 51:06a young teenage daughter. Yeah, it's got all of it. Yeah,
- 51:09you do you honestly, I feel like, and we've discussed this as well,
- 51:13where you know, a film that was poorly received in the nineties,
- 51:16it's almost like we're always looking back down and going you know, at the
- 51:19time I didn't like it, but on palm reflection, it was actually pretty
- 51:22great. It's happening more and more often now. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 51:24I uh, it's actually kind of interesting. Like any I'm not saying that,
- 51:30I'm not saying that Kuantamania is like Dylan going electric or anything, but
- 51:34like, um yeah, like also, people are idiots and people are just
- 51:39like no one knows what's going on. We just need some sense of certainty
- 51:44and he needs someone to feel like they know what they're talking about. But
- 51:46yeah, half these movie reviews don't mean anything and they don't believe it and
- 51:50they don't buy it. So like, I don't know, But I also
- 51:52love movie critics, Like I grew up with Roger Ebert, the American film
- 51:55critic, and like I would race home to watch his show, and like
- 51:59good film critics. I mean, yeah, they really open up the world
- 52:01of movies to you. But at the same time, hey, who cares,
- 52:05Like just watch it, see if you like it or not, watch
- 52:07it with your cousins, see if you laughs, or like the likes the
- 52:09holes guy, Like I think, especially these types of movies, Like I
- 52:14wrote it, I wrote it for like again from that super small town.
- 52:17We didn't even have a movie theater. Like we would drive to church on
- 52:21the weekends, and if it was like a good weekend, we could go
- 52:24see a movie after church. And it was always just a dumb movie that
- 52:28no one really wanted to see. It's like we all compromised on it,
- 52:30you know, or like whenever is that action comedy whatever? But there was
- 52:35a joy to that and I love that feeling of like watching a movie with
- 52:37your cousins or your brother and like kind of a movie you all agreed on.
- 52:42And I kind of wanted to write Quantumania like that. I'm like,
- 52:44I want to write one of those like fun movies you can go see with
- 52:46like your high school friends or your middle school friends, and like it doesn't
- 52:50have to be you know, it doesn't have to be Andre rube Lev or
- 52:52something or Solaris, but like you can make like a fun cheeseburger. I
- 52:55think that's the that's the route. That's the best type of comic book movie.
- 52:59I think, persolutely. Look some of my fondest movie owing memories,
- 53:02you know, from in my twenties or my lighteens or whatever. I mean,
- 53:07tang in Cash. It's a piece of shit. But I saw it
- 53:10with a group of friends at the cinema, you know, one night,
- 53:13and I don't know, we maybe had a burea or two beforehand, but
- 53:15yeah, we just had an absolute blast with it. I went to revisit
- 53:17a little while ago. I was like, du was all that good?
- 53:21But you know, my memories of it and that of that particular screen,
- 53:23you're like, oh man, that's such a blast with it. History will
- 53:27redeem Quantumania, Yes, I will stick. No, But I remember I
- 53:30was once again my second nine to eleven Records of the Night. I was
- 53:35like right after the nine to eleven and like the you know, the whole
- 53:37world is, you know, confused and full of tragedy. And we went
- 53:42to go see the movie rat Race, and I've never laughed. Loved that
- 53:46movie when I was growing up, loved It's so good. It's so stupid,
- 53:50it's so fun. Yeah. Each character is goofy and big and broad.
- 53:54I yeah, no, I still. I mean that is probably punch
- 53:59for punch, the most emotion I've had in a movie theater, just uproariously
- 54:02laughing at Race, like that's the way to do it. Rights is one
- 54:06of those movies where I didn't expect. I don't really know what I was
- 54:08going into, and then it just it's just so fun. There's so many
- 54:12stars in that movie just catches you off. God, that's my favorite type
- 54:15of Yeah. I mean, they just stacked that. It's so good.
- 54:17Yeah. Do you think the response to quantum Mania has it did an impact
- 54:22in any way your work with the upcoming Avengers film, Like when it comes
- 54:29to writing. Did it change your mindset of a few things but you sort
- 54:31of second guest certain elements. Yeah, I mean yes and no, like
- 54:36without getting into too many details, Like we got basically the idea and it's
- 54:40not going to affect all too much. But I mean, of course,
- 54:43if you're a writer, you want to see how your work is received.
- 54:46You want to see what people like, what they didn't get, what you
- 54:49could do better. That's all you know. Writing is eternal homework and research,
- 54:52and especially if you're neurotic, like you said, I'm the same way,
- 54:57like you want to read everything and learn everything. You want everyone to
- 54:59love view. But no, I think we had a pretty good idea going
- 55:02in and I don't think it's going to deviate too much. I don't know,
- 55:07these things can change all the time. But I was talking with Peyton
- 55:10about this the other day, Like if quantum Mania had been like a nightmare
- 55:15and we all hated each other and you know, it was some you know,
- 55:20disaster from the beginning, then maybe I would feel bad about it.
- 55:22But no, I actually had a great time work with good people and like
- 55:27we still like the movie, and so like, I don't know, I
- 55:30think other people got to catch up. I kind of dig it. I
- 55:32love that Modoca death scene. That's like my favorite thing I've ever written.
- 55:36Like, I love that he's such a loser and he's so he's so needy
- 55:44and he needs to be appreciated by these people and they just have to lie
- 55:45to him and let him on the Avengers and I don't know, like I
- 55:50think there's stuff in that movie to love. So it didn't Effectivengers too much,
- 55:52but you know, you try to just be a better writer as you
- 55:54go forward. Well, Disney now owned the Simpsons, Would you have a
- 55:58one to Penna Simpsons episode? Oh? Man, I would love to.
- 56:00I actually did write at Jimmy Kimmel. We had a little Simpsons crossover and
- 56:07so I did. I got I mean, it's just a small, little
- 56:08like sketch, but I got to write Homer and I cried in my car
- 56:14like he um. I did not it like hit me on a religious level,
- 56:20like in my in my heart like it. I did not expect it,
- 56:22Like you know, you you go and you hear the recording and it's
- 56:25you know, it's damn castle Amita sane lines that you wrote that maybe more
- 56:30so than anyone I've ever written for, Like that got me and like I
- 56:34didn't expect it. I cried in my car, like I was like shaking.
- 56:37So man, I would love to write a full Simpsons episode that Uh
- 56:42who would I love? I love Skinner and Moe, I love a Pooh.
- 56:46I don't know what I would do, um man off to think about
- 56:50it, I mean Burns. I would would be like a story that incorporates
- 56:53the town, like a monorail kind of episode, or do you think it
- 56:57more more more? Sort of a tone down. I love a town episode.
- 57:00I also love a good Lisa episode when they get those in there,
- 57:05those can be so emotional, like which I didn't appreciate as a kid.
- 57:07I didn't love the lasers get older. I'm a father of a daughter.
- 57:09I'm just like, oh my god, they said, you said it's so
- 57:12emotional. When you're a kid, it's all about Homer and Bart, and
- 57:15then when you grow up it's about Lisa and Marge. And you're like,
- 57:17oh, man, did you realize Lisa? Yeah, yeah yeah. If
- 57:21I or you turn into Marge too, your life is left you you Marge.
- 57:29I would man if I could crack a Marge Lisa episode those are rare,
- 57:32that'd be fun. Um, I don't know. I mean that's the
- 57:36beauty of the show. It's almost like Marvel comics, like there are so
- 57:39many good characters. All you have to do is like hit it and show
- 57:44each one. Like I love Lenny, like my favorite. I love just
- 57:47the running narrative of Lenny. If like you can't quite pin down is he
- 57:51a war hero? He lives in a in a house where nothing else is
- 57:53there. But then I'm going these eyes, Yeah, I love Lenny.
- 58:00Like that's a perfect character. He's only spoke, you know, he speaks
- 58:02maybe ten lines, maybe in an episode in a season. He's just perfect.
- 58:08Yeah. Lenny's just one of those characters where you think, who which,
- 58:10who would want to who would you want to be your friend? From
- 58:12Springfield? So many people just say Lenny, Oh yeah, of course he's
- 58:15Oh and there's that one episode I forget where it was from. It it
- 58:19was like mid mid you know, the teens or something. But like Homer
- 58:22uses a dumb lie to get out and go bowling. He's like, oh,
- 58:24yeah, something's wrong with Lenny. We gotta go not Lenny, like
- 58:29not Lenny. To my knowledge, they've never even met each other. It's
- 58:36so good. I mean, it's a beautiful show. I would love to
- 58:38write for it. I'm thinking if you could do like a Margin Lisa road
- 58:44trip story in the vein of like Lady Bird, you know that movie Lady
- 58:46Visiting Colleges or something. I think that would be fantastic. Oh yeah,
- 58:52that is really good. Yeah, a good Margin Lisa episode that that would
- 58:55tug at the heart strings. And yet I also came back around on Bart
- 59:00because obviously you can love Bart as a kid, but like the sportsfielder,
- 59:02Bart Simpson is like just a little rascal, like scamp. He's got like
- 59:07very like turn of the century American nannerisms, Art Brothers stuff. Yeah,
- 59:13I really like him. Yeah yeah. The original air day of Barkeets Hit
- 59:17by a Car was January tenth, nineteen ninety one. It was written by
- 59:20John Swatswelder and directed by Mark Kirkland. The chopball gag I will not sell
- 59:23school property, and the cash gag sees Homer bump everybody off the couch.
- 59:28Basically the episode kicks off of BArch just skateboarding down the street, and I
- 59:30thought it was interesting. It had the caption the title of the episode,
- 59:34and he ever does that with this episode and the Telltale Head where he steals
- 59:37the head of Jebedi Stach Jebedi Springfield in the in the first season, they
- 59:39never do this. I don't know. Would you do you think? Do
- 59:43you think it adds to the episode? Do you think they did as just
- 59:45like a visual gag of like here's the title and then immediately bargets but that
- 59:49could actually we can have actually seen it that way. Yeah, I was
- 59:52wondering about that. Did they Did they not do that for like season one
- 59:54episodes at all? Just the Telltale Head that's the only one. Yeah,
- 1:00:05I am. I think the boy's hurt. Oh for crying out loud.
- 1:00:08Just give him a nicola. Let's get going. I think we should call
- 1:00:13an ambulance, sir dude. I just love the attitude mister Burns, just
- 1:00:17like move on in the way that switches with the story later on. But
- 1:00:22then we get the Escalator to Heaven. This is the phil Hoptman's actually doing
- 1:00:24the voice of the escalator man here. And then we get a first little
- 1:00:29insight here in Snowball Snowball one with it with the tire marks over and things
- 1:00:31like that. What do you think of the devil and the Devil's great.
- 1:00:35Oh what I noticed it was like the hieronymous Bosh painting. Yes, well,
- 1:00:38and that actually impressed me because I'm like, wait, this is like
- 1:00:42nineteen ninety one, this is kind of pre internet. No one has any
- 1:00:45idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you had to actually know what that
- 1:00:49was to reference it. And then like I love the thing about the Simpsons
- 1:00:52and also like X Men especially or comic books, they will reference thing that
- 1:00:55if you're you're they will reference things that as a child you don't know what
- 1:01:00they are, but you know it's something. It's like it's a bigger mystery
- 1:01:05out there. Like someone will quote I was such an idiot. There's a
- 1:01:08line that Magnetos said in this X Men cartoon. I thought it was just
- 1:01:12a Magneto quote. It turns out of Shakespeare like in the year later.
- 1:01:15I'm like, oh, okay, it's like hyperlinks before the Internet was invented,
- 1:01:21and mean, you know, and if you're lucky, you sort of
- 1:01:23you read an article, you get clued in by someone who's a bit more
- 1:01:25savy than it was, like, you know, the referencing Citizen Kane with
- 1:01:29that angle there, like which it is in kine, but then you discover
- 1:01:32a citizen gain and you will expand it just a little bit. Yeah,
- 1:01:36yeah, yeah, it's fantastic when I throw in Easter eggs before even the
- 1:01:39tone of Easter eggs, I think, and I think it's almost like a
- 1:01:44almost like a like a duty or a responsibility. Like I felt that way
- 1:01:47of like because I was that kid. So it's like in whatever you would
- 1:01:52call these quote unquote like lower forms of art or pop art or whatever you
- 1:01:55want to call it, Like, it is really cool when they can kind
- 1:01:59of crack the window a little bit and give you, if you're a kid,
- 1:02:02kind of a window into maybe a deeper literature, you know whatever,
- 1:02:06Like it shows you a world beyond just the comic book that you got.
- 1:02:09I think that's one of the best uses of them. It's thought that took
- 1:02:13it upon themselves. It's our job to educate the youth of America on pop
- 1:02:16culture references that they're not gonna understand anywhere else. Yeah, and then even
- 1:02:21not Yeah, it's like but also it's like also it can just work as
- 1:02:23a cool, groovy image, you know, Like it doesn't it's making a
- 1:02:27point of it. It just has it there in the Tapestry of America.
- 1:02:30It's cool. It's funny because the visual actually looks like it's almost the design
- 1:02:34of trou McClure the way they drew it. So we'll not it's about to
- 1:02:37be true mccluaugh. He wasn't even a part Simpson, who the hell are
- 1:02:45you? Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm not that all, and
- 1:02:51you've earned eternal damn nation for your lifetime of evil deeds. Bart spitting off
- 1:02:54the escalator just clenched it. Hey, I'm innocent, man, innocent.
- 1:03:02Everybody's innocent. Okay, let's just pull up your file here because okay,
- 1:03:10it seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to
- 1:03:14arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a
- 1:03:15century from now. Boys, my face, Red Bart bart Um say,
- 1:03:22is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here? Oh? Sure,
- 1:03:25yeah, but now you wouldn't like it. Okay, see you later
- 1:03:29then goodbye, Bart. Remember why jee steel and listen to heavy Man on
- 1:03:34me. It was that Yester. So we got the hommer at the power
- 1:03:37plant here, and he's saying, you know, if I wasn't spineless.
- 1:03:39I'd marchinton burns his office. Did you have a moment like that, Jeff,
- 1:03:42where You're like, damn it, this joke is good. I'm not
- 1:03:45gonna let him take it out. I'm gonna march in there. But you
- 1:03:46just you just didn't quite have the guss to do it, Like did you
- 1:03:49have have a joke? Oh, yeah, every day. Yeah, I'm
- 1:03:53very I'm very good at being a spineless worm goes along with it. No,
- 1:03:58I think that was actually good training at like the I was at the
- 1:04:00Onion for a bit and then Jimmy Kimmel to where like are you know,
- 1:04:05you want to fight for the stuff that you like and you want to make
- 1:04:08it good and you want to get it all the way there. But even
- 1:04:11if you lose, it's like, all right, we'll do another show tomorrow,
- 1:04:14like you gotta it. Almost There is that thing with a writer,
- 1:04:16like you can get a little precious about your work, like I found,
- 1:04:19especially with like comedy writer friends and myself, if you have like one pilot
- 1:04:25that you've written and that's the one you're putting all your chips on, you
- 1:04:29get really defensive about it. Or if like someone gives you notes and is
- 1:04:31well, like yeah, but you know, man, it's a show about
- 1:04:34roommates. Maybe you can add a little bit, well, but are you're
- 1:04:38talking about like you get a little defensive if you've just got your one little
- 1:04:41baby, whereas it's good to kind of diversify. And that that was good
- 1:04:45at Kimmel, Like it allowed me to realize that, like, maybe the
- 1:04:49right form of this joke isn't there yet, Maybe there's another permutation of the
- 1:04:54joke, Maybe there's another version of it, like modocs. Certainly that was
- 1:04:58yeah, that's a good example of it of like stand up for the idea,
- 1:05:00but then also realize that, like, hey, something isn't quite translating
- 1:05:04here and like okay, how do we how do we bridge that gap?
- 1:05:06So that was maybe like the third or fourth narrative attempt at getting that character
- 1:05:12right. Um So, I don't know. I've certainly buried my pride a
- 1:05:16lot and taking the lumps, but I don't know. You gotta choose your
- 1:05:19battles. I think that's just the maturity that comes with experience, really,
- 1:05:23isn't it. I don't know, or just dead in the soul? Are
- 1:05:26you losing? What's the point yeah, now we'll get a real doctor's opinion.
- 1:05:35But no, your son is a very sick boy. Just look at
- 1:05:43the X rays. You see that duck spot there we blush Welsh. Oh
- 1:05:48no, and this smige here that looks like my fingerprint. No, that's
- 1:05:54trauma. Am I gonna die? Homer? No, of course you're not
- 1:06:03going to tie. Everything's fine. Well, I ever played baseball again,
- 1:06:12but I played baseball this morning. That's right. He did. Excuse me,
- 1:06:15but doctor Hibbert has been our family physician for years and he thought bar
- 1:06:19was fine. No, doctor Hibbert Jenkins medical too. Without due respect,
- 1:06:26Missus Simpson, you're not a doctor. The boy's not a doctor. I'm
- 1:06:30not a doctor. The only person in this room who even comes close is
- 1:06:32this man. Stop you're embassing me. Doctor. Are you sure there isn't
- 1:06:38a little soft tissue trauma in the facial area? Oh yeah, tons of
- 1:06:44it. Just so well, doctor Nick making his first appearance here. As
- 1:06:47I said, like doctor Nick, I never really put him with one on
- 1:06:50hospital. They're just other perfect pair, aren't they working in Unison? Yeah?
- 1:06:55Yeah, I always associated with him like he had a TV show,
- 1:06:58right, like hi, doctor Nick, Like he's usually on the able access
- 1:07:00on Feels Unlock one of those true McClure shows once you know, Hi,
- 1:07:04I'm Trum McClure. One of those kind of shows facial if he's an infamocial
- 1:07:08guy inmcial. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah. But what are
- 1:07:11your thoughts on the Doctor Nick character? Oh? Uh, you know that's
- 1:07:15when I don't have too many thoughts about it. I don't know, like
- 1:07:17he's he was never never really my favorite. There's a few side characters that
- 1:07:23I, oh, I know, I don't really care for doctor Nick,
- 1:07:26and I don't really care for Professor Frank. He never really does it,
- 1:07:30Okay, yeah, yeah, for some reason, I know they're doing like
- 1:07:33a nutty professor like old like Jerry Lewis thing, but like, yeah,
- 1:07:38Frank never does it for me, and neither does Nick. Really like.
- 1:07:41I guess I like Nick a little bit better because he can have more medical
- 1:07:44jokes or things like that. But I will say I think Frank is my
- 1:07:47least favorite character. The God's last favorite character is Grandskapa. Willie just does
- 1:07:51not like him. Oh interesting and fair enough, fair enough. I think
- 1:07:55he's got he's got some good stuff in there, but I can see what
- 1:07:58you're saying. Yeah, right in here, mister Simpson, and he calls.
- 1:08:04Della calls, Oh, calls, Yes, the Supreme Court called again.
- 1:08:11They need your help on some freedom thing. Tell them to sit tight.
- 1:08:14I'll get back to them this way. Mister Simpson, you sure have
- 1:08:19cut some education. Mister Hutch, Yes, Harvard, Yale, MT.
- 1:08:24Oxford, the saber on the lubra. Oh oh well, mister Simpson.
- 1:08:30The state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But just
- 1:08:35between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement. My fee
- 1:08:42is fifty percent. You'll be getting more than just a lawyer, mister Simpson.
- 1:08:45You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace, a ninety nine dollars
- 1:08:50value, as our gift to you. Well, I don't know, you
- 1:08:56and I might have different ideas about just how big a big cash gentleman is
- 1:09:01a million dollars? Who I can't correct it a million bucks? Hey,
- 1:09:06Okay, I just loved the Della the secretary and the way huts is just
- 1:09:11sort of he convinces these people to walk through the door that he's a legitimate
- 1:09:15lawyer, when really he's not good at all. I mean that's a lovely
- 1:09:17little shout out as well. If we're talking little easter eggs, I mean
- 1:09:19the fact that she's named Della. I mean Perry Mason, the famous TV
- 1:09:23lawyer. His secretary slash girl Friday was was dellast really so it's um,
- 1:09:28Oh didn't know that. I've never seen Perry Mason. I gotta get on
- 1:09:30that. And the voice of her was, um, lunch lady Doris,
- 1:09:33Doris Graw. I can see that. Yeah, I'm ying in those huts.
- 1:09:40Who are your favorite voices on The Simpsons, Jeff Oh, I mean
- 1:09:44I think mister Burns is fantastic mo of course, like so Azaria Shearer,
- 1:09:48Um Herbapple, I always liked Herbapple. I think she's got a great voice
- 1:09:53and always Bart the lover before choosing this episode, I mean Mark, I
- 1:10:00mean again, yeah, I guess he can I say, Homer like the
- 1:10:04the like the sophistication, the delivery. I mean, how yea seven hundred
- 1:10:09and fifty episodes each one he knocks it out of the park like it is.
- 1:10:13Oh. And also Lisa, I mean like she's Lisa's got a lot
- 1:10:15of emotion in her voice and a lot a lot of range, and like
- 1:10:18the way Yard Lisa does that, I'm choosing pretty pretty obvious ones. Oh
- 1:10:26yeah, you know, I don't. I guess Frank comic book guy doesn't
- 1:10:30quite do it for him. He's fine, but like, I don't really
- 1:10:33care. H I love the smaller side characters, like the sarcastic business guy
- 1:10:39who's always like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's my guys. My
- 1:10:45man's character must be the ladies. I don't know. I mean, there's
- 1:10:53just so many. It really is like a beautiful show. I liked um.
- 1:10:58John Lovitts is like the ater director of the Streetcar named Desire episode well
- 1:11:03and clip plus Professor Lombardo Yeah yeah, Jacques like the French Ball apparently he
- 1:11:10came back and a yeah. And there's a lot of outrage because speaking of
- 1:11:14Cannon earlier that there's there's a clip show where Marge tells Homer about that story
- 1:11:17because it's like a love story clip show, right, I go back to
- 1:11:21that story and Homer's annoyed by it. But in this one, Homer didn't
- 1:11:25know about and everyone's like, oh, but she's already revealed it, No,
- 1:11:27twenty seven years ago, how does he not know it now? And
- 1:11:29everyone's like, it's like, just relax, It's just she had. Also,
- 1:11:31Homer has been to space and then the Barbershope in the eighties. Apparently
- 1:11:36he also went to high school in the nineteen seventies and the nineteen nineties.
- 1:11:40Yeah, the show has a lot of ret kinning. So take off that
- 1:11:45genius at work T shirt, sir, and just you know, enjoy the
- 1:11:46show. Springfield Municiable Court is now in session. Judge Malton Presiety Urana.
- 1:11:54My client has instructed me to remind the court how rich an important he is,
- 1:11:58that he is not like other men. I should be able to run
- 1:12:00over as many kids as I want. Mister Burns, I must warn you
- 1:12:09that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have
- 1:12:12to site you for contempt. You well, no, I guess I wouldn't
- 1:12:17calling Barthami J. Simpson to the stand. Oh please, hello, Bart,
- 1:12:28Now you know the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie,
- 1:12:32don't your son? Maybe? Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States,
- 1:12:39would you? Bart? Oh? No, good, proceed, mister
- 1:12:45Huts. I should be able to run over as many kids as I want.
- 1:12:49Thought about that joke that got me It's like, that's how he starts
- 1:12:53the that's how Court starts. Yeah, it just lives in this bubble away
- 1:12:57and rules to stand applot to me. Also, like Burns mentions Ogre a
- 1:13:01lot. He always mentions you don't want to be an He did in this
- 1:13:04episode, and I think there's another one where he doesn't, like, I'm
- 1:13:06not an Ogre. I just want to bash your bones from to make my
- 1:13:10super or something like that. I really enjoyed the animation of both the stories
- 1:13:15really, in particular bats one were talking about the luxury car of death that's
- 1:13:18coming to getting But you can just tell that the director and the animals just
- 1:13:20had an absolute ball making those stories. Yeah, that's always fun even Yeah,
- 1:13:26like the Rick and Morty side of it, like you have kind of
- 1:13:29like your your house style of like, hey, you know how the episode
- 1:13:31looks, but then every once in a while you kind of get you get
- 1:13:33to go into like a magical realism or a fantasy or something like that,
- 1:13:36and you get to kind of play around Simpson's probably, I mean Probace started
- 1:13:42that. I don't know, maybe maybe Looney Tunes did back in the day,
- 1:13:44but like anytime they do a little like Homer dream sequence or You're inside
- 1:13:48of a brain or something like. That's where some of the best jokes come
- 1:13:51from. I didn't enjoy as well when Burns was yelling at lays or.
- 1:13:55By the way, this is the first appearance also of the blue Head Lawyer.
- 1:13:59Oh, I do like that guy. He's always fun. Yea.
- 1:14:00Yeah. Now he's based on Roy Kone or something roy kone. Yeah,
- 1:14:04it's um an evil, evil person. He was lawyer for Senator Joe McCarthy
- 1:14:12back during the Blacklist era. Oh wow, I think he might have been
- 1:14:15the mentor of this guy Roger Stone, who's like an advisor to Nixon through
- 1:14:19Trump. Yeah, basically just yeah, he's Satan essentially, But yeah,
- 1:14:26the blue Head lawyers are much nicer those. I'm a big fan of Blue
- 1:14:29Heir lawyer guy. Yeah, he's always good. Now, I know you're
- 1:14:31shot on time and Jeff, so we'll just we'll just get towards the end
- 1:14:33here. So basically, yeah, so the Marge, she speaks the truth.
- 1:14:36I did love when they're in mister Burns's mansion, this little little peep
- 1:14:40holes through through the painting things like that. But I'm just the way to
- 1:14:43sort of shuns about. But this released the hounds, like he knows he's
- 1:14:45one. Great. That was a great shot that that. I don't know
- 1:14:48why it reminded me of a hitchcock, but just that really sort of high
- 1:14:51angle shot of them running across the lawn, you know, with the with
- 1:14:55the with the hound chasing, felt like something out of north By Northwest or
- 1:14:59whatever. Something I really dog just pride of that though. It was burns
- 1:15:01Max's offer of half a mill. He's crossed out a mill, rots half
- 1:15:04a mill, and then puts a little smiley face. He's been your wife
- 1:15:10for ten years, You've had three children together. It's time to be honest
- 1:15:14with her. I'm not sure I love you anymore, but don't worry.
- 1:15:18I'll never let on. I'll still do all the bed stuff. Maybe you
- 1:15:21won't be so bad. Oh my lord, Well, I don't want to
- 1:15:26wait another minute to find out whether you love me anymore. I think that
- 1:15:30you should look me in the eyes and find out. No, Homer,
- 1:15:36look at me, all right, all right, look at her if it'll
- 1:15:41shut her up, start with the feet still angry. Good, good,
- 1:15:44Homer, good, This is a tough neat refreshment. Good old trustworthy beer.
- 1:15:48My love for you will never die. All right, all right,
- 1:15:51gotta look at the wife straight in the eyes and tell her, oh my
- 1:16:01kidding, I love you more than ever. I love you, Choder to
- 1:16:06scare you like that, baby, Okay, everybody for the age fifteen minutes,
- 1:16:15one dirt off on every picture, one podcast in my domestic beer only
- 1:16:23I ain't no sharing more. Yeah. So the ending here, it was
- 1:16:29just like we said, it just seemed to just come out of nowhere,
- 1:16:30this little element. Didn't it of just that? Like you said, it
- 1:16:31felt like they sort of run out of time. Maybe, but I find
- 1:16:34it I find it hard to believe that Schwartzwater would have found it hard to
- 1:16:38fill out twenty two minutes. It feels like I feel like he wanted this
- 1:16:42in there. But maybe do you think it maybe need a little bit more
- 1:16:44time to have more effect. I still think it had enough emotion. But
- 1:16:46oh, I think it certainly had emotion. You know, I don't know
- 1:16:49any far be it from me to credit John schwartz Felds like the best Simpsons
- 1:16:53writer there ever was. You know, It's like, I'm not the episode
- 1:16:56of I wrote the Slut Dragons, episode of Rick and Morty. I don't
- 1:16:59know, Penny, but like it. I guess if I'm looking at as
- 1:17:02like a TV writer perspective, it's like, yeah, Homer's is the main
- 1:17:05character. It's like he hasn't had much of an arc yet, So maybe
- 1:17:09you need to have a bit of a consequence and then you need to like
- 1:17:13you need him in Marche to have like a reconciliation over their differing views in
- 1:17:17the episode of like she wants to tell the truth, he'd going down the
- 1:17:20sleazy wrote route. You need to have almost like the outcome of that.
- 1:17:25It does feel a little heavy or a little like the same time, if
- 1:17:30he's just disappointed, you only have about two episodes, two minutes to go.
- 1:17:34So maybe he did go in strong because they have such a great episode.
- 1:17:39They had the you know, Barton Hell and all that stuff. It's
- 1:17:42like there's a lot of episode, a lot of dream sequences, there's a
- 1:17:45lot of stuff. And so maybe that he made the choice to hit him
- 1:17:47hard at the end and then you can have kind of a big emotion and
- 1:17:51then a big reconciliation. Whereas maybe in another episode that would have happened around
- 1:17:57you know, the midpoint, that would have been apt too that Homer is
- 1:18:00disappointed in margin doesn't know if he loves it or not. But this had
- 1:18:02to come in with like two minutes to spare. That's say I've been closing
- 1:18:05on a line like well, not closing on it, but having a line
- 1:18:10with two minutes ago and saying I'm not sure I love you anymore. It's
- 1:18:12like you've got to pull some heavy gymnastics to pull that one back there.
- 1:18:18Yeah, that's pretty heavy, man. I cut March from Slack. Great
- 1:18:23directing though of just the way he's sort of looking up the body off from
- 1:18:25feet, takes a drink and then goes to a face. But um,
- 1:18:28and and it's beautiful when Homer says no, like he's very like he's a
- 1:18:31sad puppy. It's so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now one
- 1:18:34final question here is what we ask everybody. So it's nineteen ninety eight,
- 1:18:39you've been given the task. You're putting together a Friday night Simpsons marathon on
- 1:18:42Fox, consisting of five episodes. What are you choosing? Oh, it's
- 1:18:46nineteen ninety eight. I kind of forget which one. So that's season one
- 1:18:49to nine? Okay, uh, Flaming Mose Monorail the Bobo episode Dolphins.
- 1:18:59No, that's later, Dolphins, isn't nine is? I love the Dolphins
- 1:19:01Treehouse of Horrors. That's one of the greatst sort of like post Golden Ero
- 1:19:04ones, isn't it. Yeah, Yeah, I would do the Cane and
- 1:19:06Kodos, Bill Clinton, Bob Dole Treehouse. Then that's a great one.
- 1:19:11You gotta have a chance of horror in the marathon. I feel like,
- 1:19:13yeah, oh wonderful. Yeah, of course. And then I would do
- 1:19:15like, um, Hank Scorpio, like the you Only Move twice. Maybe
- 1:19:18that that's pretty pretty safe choice another another episode, though at the time people
- 1:19:23didn't like it, but now Hank Scorpion is one of the most beloved characters
- 1:19:26of all time and EPs in one episode it was the ant man in the
- 1:19:28waist corn of many of its time. Yes, oh, and Bart the
- 1:19:32Lover. I would I would put that in there. That's a great well,
- 1:19:35Jeff, Thank you so much for your time, mate. It's been
- 1:19:36an absolute pleasure to have you on the show. And all the best with
- 1:19:40Avengers, the Kane Dynasty. Oh yeah, no, guys, just so
- 1:19:43much fun. Oh yeah, maybe I'll see you again down the road.
- 1:19:45That would be fantastic, Let's make that happen. Jeers Man, what a
- 1:19:54dude. Hey, I think it's like to say that he is an U
- 1:19:57BFF and expect him on many more full think it just shows moving forward now,
- 1:20:00top dude. Yeah, really funny, very very clearly, very smart
- 1:20:06man. Yeah, absolutely no were We were stoked to have him on board
- 1:20:11and big time, Jeff, you'd be more than well, hey, my
- 1:20:15favorite. Now before we go, mister Davis, I feel like maybe just
- 1:20:17sort of skim through the episodes a little key moments just to sort of give
- 1:20:20the listeners what they want, because we didn't sort of cover everything of the
- 1:20:24episode, like what were your favorites in particular? We sort of discussed that.
- 1:20:27But yeah, well, look, of course it's great to hear Phil
- 1:20:30Hartman. Yeah, in various form. Just yeah, that's such such it's
- 1:20:34such a big moment for the show. The fact that Phil's now joined.
- 1:20:36He changed the show, changed the show. Yeah. As I said during
- 1:20:41the episode, during the fourth fingered Disco of episode that we've just recorded,
- 1:20:45it's the early phase of the early incarnation of Lionel hearts. He's not bumbling
- 1:20:49just yet. He's not quite he hasn't read guils a shyster. He's more
- 1:20:53just yea, yeah, he's just he's just a shyster. He's just an
- 1:20:55ambulance chaser. He's literally chasing an ambulance at some stay, which I think
- 1:20:59is fantastic. I did also love it when he's like hears and goes,
- 1:21:01oh, just missed. And of course, you know, Hartman just knew
- 1:21:08exactly the right amount of must to put onlines like that. That's so great.
- 1:21:12Um, I might be with Jeff and the doctor Nick is kind of
- 1:21:15one note, and you know, sometimes you don't mind hearing that one particular
- 1:21:19note, but if you hear it over and over and over again, yeah,
- 1:21:21gets a bit. So. I did like though, when you see
- 1:21:26his office and he's got his various qualifications on the world. At least one
- 1:21:29of them says smooth operator. I think another one might say IBA like female
- 1:21:33body inspector. He's just got really shit qualification. Yeah, but we talked
- 1:21:40a bit about the ending, and yeah, it really is an emotional hairpin
- 1:21:43turn that I don't know the show absolutely nowhere. Yeah, the show is
- 1:21:49well crafted and you know, goodhearted enough to sort of pull out of.
- 1:21:55But yeah, I mean, if that was much, don't He's something like
- 1:21:57dwelling on for why Yeah. Yeah. What I thought was interesting was,
- 1:22:01you know, we're in season seventeen now, and there's so many times lately
- 1:22:04where it feels like we're gonna give an emotional ending and it's comes out of
- 1:22:08nowhere, like even the one was it last week they see home a Run
- 1:22:11where where Lisa says, you know what, Dad, you tried your best
- 1:22:15to change this town and I respect you for it, and it's like he
- 1:22:17didn't do anything like it just feels like they're sort of throwing these little emotional
- 1:22:20beats in at the end at the end of the episode, like the last
- 1:22:23minute or so. Here though I didn't realize that they've been doing it since
- 1:22:27season two. It works here now it seems very heavy. But put yourself
- 1:22:31in Homer's shoes, right, you're about to win five hundred grand, but
- 1:22:34like a million dollar case, and your wife as much as your lover,
- 1:22:38you know she's doing the right thing, but she's just cost you half a
- 1:22:41million dollars. Like you can understand why he is, and he doesn't.
- 1:22:45He's never angry at her. That's what I liked about. He never yells
- 1:22:47at her. Never puts it down. Even at the dinner, he sort
- 1:22:50of says things along the lines of, you know, he's having his inner
- 1:22:53monologue. He's just depressed. Yeah, he's just depressed. He's just like,
- 1:22:56oh no, I'm never gonna look at you the same way. Like
- 1:22:58it's not like he's angry yet her, He's just he's just he's he doesn't
- 1:23:01know how to feel anymore. Yeah, And I don't think he's even disappointed
- 1:23:04in Marge. I think he's just kind of disappointed it like he had he's
- 1:23:08had a little glimpse or little life that you know, he's always wanted,
- 1:23:12and not just for him, for his family as well. It was just
- 1:23:15then reach and and it's gone. And it's not gone for bad reasons or
- 1:23:18a neptitude or anything like that. Like I said, I mean my favorite
- 1:23:21liners that like you for to give me for doing the right thing. Yeah,
- 1:23:25it's not exactly a million bucks, but you know that'll keep your warm
- 1:23:28at not knowing that you know, lived honorably. I really enjoyed Marge swearing
- 1:23:31under Earth. She sounded like she was teching out awfully. Seriously. I
- 1:23:38think as the episode progressed, as Jeff was mentioning John Swatswater when he writes
- 1:23:42Bart, he writes, like this little rascal. So at the start he
- 1:23:45was just kind of like, oh, be fine, But the more it
- 1:23:46went on, he was just like he was enjoying the playing the role of
- 1:23:49the sick key year and at the start at tension in that way because at
- 1:23:55the start he is more concerned. He's like, I was playing baseball this
- 1:23:58morning or Whatever's like, I'm okay, And then as you know, the
- 1:24:00Hut's influence gets sort of like takes over. It is just like can you
- 1:24:03roll the eyes in the back of your head? Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:24:04like this the kids are pro like Bart was in Bart was enjoying it.
- 1:24:09Yeah, well you see it later in like the Timo tool. Thankful.
- 1:24:13Yes. Anyway, overall, this is just, yeah, one of those
- 1:24:15episodes that I find out a lot with the season two episodes that I go
- 1:24:18back and I don't revisit them anywhere near enough. But you said, if
- 1:24:21you said to me, I do want to go watch Bart gets hit by
- 1:24:24a car, be like, yeah, I guess. And I watched this
- 1:24:26and I'm like, oh god, this is just great. Like there's just
- 1:24:28so many classics in this year. Yeah, for mine, it hasn't quite
- 1:24:31hit top speed or peak performance yet. I don't think it really does that
- 1:24:34until season three. But it's really getting there and you can really tell.
- 1:24:38It's just it's still working yourself out. But like compared to season seventeen episode,
- 1:24:44Sorry Jeff, I'm doing a frank forever. But thank you guys for
- 1:24:47listening to our chat with with Jeff Lovesness discussing the episode Bart gets hit by
- 1:24:51a car. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I meant I'm just speaking
- 1:24:55to Jeff. I just that was that. That was great. I'd love
- 1:24:57to have him, Jeff, you're listening, Like guy said, we'd love
- 1:24:59to have you back on the show whenever you would want to, because that
- 1:25:01was absolute delighted. It's like I trying to say to him, you know,
- 1:25:05you're just you know, from a small town. You're right for Kim.
- 1:25:08Now you're writing an Avengers movie. That's like, does it get any
- 1:25:12bigger than writing an Avengers movie? In twenty twenty three, not really knew
- 1:25:16when it comes to writing blockbuster films, what is it? What would be
- 1:25:19a bigger blockbuster franchise film than an Avengers movie? I can't think of anything
- 1:25:25right now. I don't think I'd ever be able to sort of, I'd
- 1:25:28be too scared. Like imagine that the nervousness that must come with having so
- 1:25:31much at your fingertips, that that everything's writing on what you Obviously there's going
- 1:25:35to be changes here and there, but it's writing on the idea and that
- 1:25:39you're putting out there, you know. Like I said, I mean,
- 1:25:42you're taking the Lamborghini a for a spin and you really want to let it
- 1:25:45rip, but you're also terrified you might put a dint in it. Yeah,
- 1:25:47but it's also having knowing that they've got the faith in you that must
- 1:25:51be in the feeling you must feel knowing that Marvel Studios are putting there and
- 1:25:57they're pushing the chips and on on Jeff lpness. It's like, yeah,
- 1:26:00but you have a chat to the guy and you can understand why. I
- 1:26:02think I think Jeff is good in a room, shall we? Yeah?
- 1:26:05But I think you can also back it up. Yeah, one hundred percent,
- 1:26:08of course you can. Yes, But yeah, I hope you guys
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