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Radio Stories, Trivia & Sports (Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 72) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

• 0:00
  What up, Harry and Hank? How the hell are you?
• 0:02
  How the fuck are you, buddy? I'm very fucking
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  good. Now, here's the deal. I did not really
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  feel like recording today, but I also did not
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  want to let you down. So we have a new intro
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  that goes crazy in the club, and we're going
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  to premiere it right now. This is going to be
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  an intro, Hank, that you will always remember.
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  Now, you're not going to be able to hear it because
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  you're on Zoom, but you'll hear it afterwards,
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  okay? Cool, buddy. All right. Without further
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  ado, here is the A new intro right now. What
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  up? How the fuck are you doing, buddy? Very fucking
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  good. Man, you're swearing a storm today. You're
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  a sailor. What up? Cool, buddy. How are you?
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  Extremely good. What's your radio memory of the
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  week? It was the 1997 at the Wild 94 .9 Blue
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  Bomb concert. I was dancing with a lot of lovely
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  females. Oh, yeah. All Latinos, right? Yep. How
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  was that? Did they sit on your lap? It was very,
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  very good. I was dancing in aisles. Nice. Backstage
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  also. That's some good memories, Hank. Very good
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  memories. Any other memories for the week? Yes.
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  Ta -da. You know, I got to... to participate
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  in the Wild Night Prime Ultimate Survivor game
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  in the year 2000. Yeah, I was riding the Prime
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  Survivor. How was it? It was okay. What happened?
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  Why was it just okay? I was freezing to death
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  in the on -air studio because I lost this challenge.
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  Ah, that sucks. Did Elvis ever take part in any
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  challenges? Yes, he won the entire thing. That's
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  good. Remember his hanky? That's it. All right.
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  What did you want to say about the Bay Area Radio
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  Hall of Fame? It's a very, very good organization
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  who inducted me and also the entire doghouse.
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  Doghouse! What? Doghouse! What? Awesome. I don't
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  think an apology is necessarily the right word,
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  but I would say because I... Only the show got
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  a plaque, correct? Not like Elvis and Hollywood
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  and all them, right? I think the entire show
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  got a plaque. But were there just - Elvis, JV,
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  and Hollywood got plaques. How many plaques were
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  there? Three. I wasn't expecting one anyway.
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  Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So that kind
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  of does go back to my point. All right, because
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  the guy commented about how they only gave him
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  - So Elvis and Hollywood did get one? Yes. So
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  I stick by what I said then. Never mind. I just
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  kind of stick by what I said last week. Mm -hmm.
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  Cool. So whatever. I'll keep the video up. I
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  felt bad thinking there was only one plaque,
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  but if they actually gave out more than one plaque,
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  then I don't feel bad about what I said at all.
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  Three people got plaques. All right. So then
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  my point was proven because the guy, Sharpie
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  or whatever his name is, commented on it. Nah.
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  I am glad I did it. Hank, you ready for the jokes?
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  10 -4. Let me hit the music. Right now. What's
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  up, Hank? I told my doctor I feel like a fucking
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  deck of cards. He said, I'll deal with you later.
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  My life told me to stop behaving like a flamingo.
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  I had to put my fucking foot down. I know 25
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  letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. I
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  bought a ceiling fan. Complete fucking waste
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  of money. They're yelling, go ceiling! My fucking
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  boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
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  Asked the librarian if they had books about paranoia.
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  She whispered, they're right behind you. I used
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  a hayfisher that it grew on me. Oh yeah! I ordered
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  a fucking chicken egg online. I'll let you know.
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  I'm reading a book about anti -gravity. It's
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  fucking impossible to put down. And my fucking
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  doctor told me I need more exercise. So now I
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  walk around looking for the remote. That's it
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  for the jokes. All right, I got the radio jokes.
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  Hank, you want to hear them? Yes, buddy. Why
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  did the radio host break? Ring a ladder. Why,
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  buddy? To reach the high notes. My boss said
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  I have a face for radio. Apparently, I also have
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  a voice for the newspaper. Why did the DJ go
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  broke? He kept giving everyone a shout -out instead
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  of an invoice. I asked for a raise from the radio
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  station. They turned my chair up. Why don't radio
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  hosts play hide and seek? They keep announcing
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  their locations on site. My radio career has
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  really taken off. They just moved my shift to
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  a time when everyone's sleeping. What's a radio
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  host's favorite exercise? Running their mouth.
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  Running their mouth. I got to relax. Why did
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  the microphone dump the DJ? I don't know. Too
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  much feedback. Radio management said they want
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  fresh talent. Then they plan a rerun. How many
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  radio executives does it take to change a light
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  bulb? How many? None. They'll make the intern
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  do it. I love that. How do you want second here,
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  Hank? What do you think I'm playing? All right,
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  I know. I am church music. How the hell is church
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  going? Church is doing real good. We're continuing
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  to study the book of 1 John. How's 1 John going?
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  Pretty good. What are you doing with 1 John?
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  Because people, I don't know, if you're a Christian
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  or not a Christian. It's okay, but go on. And
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  also, we talked about the Bible being the most
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  serious book in the world. Oh, yeah. Anything
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  else? Yeah, go on. People are going either to
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  heaven or hell if they die. I'm going to heaven.
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  I'm going to purgatory. Anything else from church?
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  We're having a trunk or treat event coming up
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  on October 30th at the CV First Church in Castro
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  Valley. That's good. Are you excited, man? I
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  probably won't go. Why are you not going to go?
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  My sister's afraid that... Afraid of what? She's
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  afraid... Of Driving in the Dark. Ah, that's
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  fair. Not Alexa. Hank, if I hit the music, are
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  you ready for pop culture trivia? That's correct,
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  buddy. One sec. Okay. Let me hit the music. Who
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  had the top ten hit record, Pieces of Me, in
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  the early 2000s? Ashley Simpson. That's correct.
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  Hell yeah! She also can't sing or dance. I also
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  masturbate to her from time to time. That's good
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  to know. Next. Who had the top ten hit record,
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  Baby Baby, back in 1989? Celine Dion. Nope, Amy
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  Grant. That's good. Next. Who had the top ten
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  hit record, Trouble, way back in 1982? I know
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  Taylor Swift had one. She's never the problem.
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  I'm going to go with Madonna. Nope. Lindsey Buckingham.
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  Never heard of her. I know about Buckingham Palace.
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  Former member of the group Fleetwood Mac. Ah,
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  okay. I've heard of that. Sweet dreams are made
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  of this. Okay, go on. That's it for the pop music
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  trivia questions for this week. All right. You
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  can't hear it. But I have some baseball kind
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  of music on. You'll hear it the next day on Hot
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  97 .7. What do you think about the World Series
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  so far? The Milwaukee Brewers. I hope they play
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  Tampa Bay. Yeah, I have a love -hate with Tampa.
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  They don't like me because I said there was never
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  a day on Tampa prior to 2022. And that was top
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  secret info. I hope they play the Tampa Bay Rays.
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  And the Tampa Bay Rays humiliate the Bradley
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  Brewers. Hell yeah. I don't like Wisconsin. A
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  bunch of white trash losers. Anything else, Hank?
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  Do you like the Indians, the Guardians, I mean?
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  Sometimes. Me too. The name of the state in progressive?
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  I think that's progressive insurance. I assumed
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  that when I thought of it. I think State Farm
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  Arena is named after State Farm. Yep. And like
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  a good neighbor, State Farm is there. You're
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  the best. We have a listener comment here. Hank,
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  I love your appearances on The Woody Show. Keep
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  up the good work. Thank you, buddy. What is your
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  KCRH update? We had to shut down the audio streaming
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  because Chabot College doesn't want to pay for
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  it right now. So you can only listen locally?
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  You can only listen to it locally right now at
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  89 .9 FM in Hayward. Oh, man. Radio is so cheap
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  and then wonders why it's dying. Okay. I said
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  it, not you. You ready for Buddy of the Week?
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  Yes. One second. Let me turn it up. Who's your
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  buddy of the week? Everyone who's trying to give
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  me a plaque for my induction to Bay Area Radio
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  Hall of Fame. Yeah, I was first thinking that
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  only the show got it, but hearing that others
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  got it, I'm back to my stance that they need
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  to give you a plaque. Bye. That's my buddy of
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  the week. We're going to let that opinion die
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  because I'll just send it. Any other buddies?
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  Yes. Everyone at the CEV Prescription Cash Rally.
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  Nice. You got any others? That's it. You got
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  a prick? Yep. Pete Diddy. I was going to put
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  him in the... Why is Pete Diddy the prick of
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  the week? Because he used his cell phone while
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  he was in prison. Yeah, blowing guys. And also
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  got massages. He got busted for it, so he was
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  sent to another prison. Nice. I did hear about
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  that. What else is going on, man? This show's
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  flying by, but what else is going on? He'll be
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  deaf. He had a song called Fly Back in the early
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  2000s. I remember that. That was a good song
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  in the club. Now he has a current hit called
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  Mature. She is mature. She's a hot -ass milf.
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  Anything else, Hank? Yep. I masturbate to Hilary
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  Duff sometimes. I'm sure she would love to hear
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  that. Mm -hmm. And also, I wish I was in the
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  audience on the Ginga Ball. Yeah, well, who?
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  I text him minutes about it, but I never heard
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  back from him yet. Ah, it's the same way when
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  I text him. Mm -hmm. Ah, anything else? Yes.
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  I hope to see the National Anthem at either Stockton
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  Kings. Santa Cruz Warriors or the San Jose Barracuda
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  hockey game there this year. Text me later on
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  to teams you want to hear from. And I will. One
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  second here, Hanky. You want to leave us a voice
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  call at 856 -494 -6773. Or you can hit me up
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  on Instagram at DJ Hammer and Hank. I am loading
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  up your national anthem. Here it is. All right.
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  I know. So people can hear the flavor of hammering.
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  You can't hear it, but it's playing all right.
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  We'll have a competition to see who can lose
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  more weight. Does that sound good? I want to
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  lose a lot of weight because I'm fat and lazy,
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  but I'm not proud of it. I'm glad you're able
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  to admit it. That's a step. Okay. That just about
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  does it. All right. One second here, Hank. We
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  got to pump up the club a little bit. 4 ,000
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  of them. Peace in your head. I thought there
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  was only one plaque. No, no, no, no, no. Give
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