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Show #217 A Broken Pitch with Bastards · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you, that's why, is a founding member of the Odd Pods
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Media Network. Hello, and welcome to episode Oh fuck, i've lost count
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to seventeen. Yes, yes, this show. Good job, dude.
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One question if I took, I got the first one right, defeated you
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won today? Dude, can't stop me. Hell's yeah, you got it.
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I can count exactly, accomplishment that some of us cannot say. Yeah,
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that's fair, that's fair. It's fair. Welcome to episode two seventeen.
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It's gonna be a normal episode. I know it's hard to keep track
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of what's normal anymore. Yeah, considering we've gone for so long without having
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just a standard episode, yeah, it has been a bit, but it's
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been a bit. But uh yeah, no special guests, just the cool
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trio that have been this backbone of BFI tow for a very long time.
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And we're just gonna play some games and have some fun. It sounds like
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a good time, and I hope you're gonna enjoy it along with us.
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We shall find out. So of course that means we get to have some
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fun player jingles. Thank you. So we might as well start by introducing
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he's a gamer and a storyteller and used to be my youngest friend. Now
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he's just awesome. It's oggy, he's a go I'll take it. I'll
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take awesome. I had to. I had to swerve at the last second
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because I remembered, you're gonna say I was. I was literally gonna say,
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but now he's fucking old. But I was so true. I was
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like in the last second, I was like, no, I'm not going
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to do that to him, and then I did it to you anyway,
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So apologies, I had to do it to him. Apparently I did so
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ogie. The question I'm going to ask this week by way of introduction,
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is there something, uh recently that you have had to give up on something
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you've been trying to do and you just went nope, I'm walking away.
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So I have these random bouts of like I have an idea for a D
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and D story. The bf I tw list, who are also thin audiobook
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backers are freaking out right now. I'm not. I'm not referring to that.
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Relax. I'll tell you what it's about in a minute. God,
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Relax, what happened? Relax? It's fine, Relax, I step on
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a land mine. No, Relax, it's fine. Okay, it's fine
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loggy talk. Anyways, as I was saying, I was, uh,
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usually get into these bouts of like, hey, I got this idea for
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a D and D story, let me start compiling it, put it in
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together and get all this stuff, and then I get that, you know,
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writer's block moment, and then I kind of have to drag myself to
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try to come up with stuff, and I'm just not satisfied with anything,
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and I just have to step away from it because I'm just like I start
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to hate it and be like, now this is all garbage. No one's
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gonna want to experience this. So I have to do these Like every every
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story I ever make is always super spread because I always stop, like go
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and stop intermediately because I just get burned out and writer's block. Yeah,
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no, that's fair. It seems to me like you would just you just
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wind up using it later like you could. You could, you could use
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bits and pieces of stories that you used to that you used to want to
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do and you're like, well I can't, but but I can use this
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part of it. Yeah. The thing that we're doing now, I have
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taken stories from like other campaigns and just modified them to make a more sense
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than whatever campaign's going on now. So basically, you found an alternative solution
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that works for the goal that you're trying to reach. Yeah, okay,
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it just takes me years to come up with a complete pause because I'll explain
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when it's my turn. That's exactly what I did. So anyway, that's
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a great answer. Okay, thank you very much. And his opponent,
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he's a veteran and a podcaster and, as it turns out, a joy
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Goblin. Yeah, it's Stevie, it's assault. I don't know why I
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felt like mixing it up. Why not? Why not? Hashtag? Why
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not you? How many times have you doing this? I hope you take
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joy Goblin as the compliment it is intended to be. Oh god, how
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else am I supposed to take it? Good? Because Goblins and you are
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awesome? So I don't like. I can never take it in. There's
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no insult there whatsoever. No, Like the first time hearing that I don't
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like, I could only think of it as a positive. I had a
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freak out moment when I was standing there with you and Karen for like half
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a second when I when I called you a joy goblin and I immediately went,
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oh, does he think it's like a like a you know, mark
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against his looks or something? And I'm like, no, buddy, look
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absolutely not. His nose was a little bit more pointed and his ears were
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a little longer. Yeah, I mean it's getting can He smelled faintly of
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old Cheeve. He's still on my hall passes. Goddamn it, Stevie.
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I'm kidding, you're the only hall past. Stevie. Is there something recently
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or whatever you want to talk about that you've had to give up on?
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Yes, and not by choice? Kinds sucks. It depends on what you're
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about to say. Yeah, So unfortunately my therapist is leaving. Oh yeah,
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which guy just sucks because I go to therapy regularly. I want on
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one and I go to a group therapy, which if anybody who hit like
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for me out combat PTSD, I always like no therapy, nothing, And
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then I was like, oh, therapy, I'll try it. And then
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therapy good and I'm like no groups never, And I'm like no groups,
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groups are good, Like they've been awesome. I've gone every single week that
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I can meet up with these guys and it's cool. Yeah, Unfortunately my
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therapist has to go somewhere else. He's like moving. But the good thing
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is groups still going and found somebody else, so that's great. So I'm
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like, this is neat Unfortunately the way the VA is though, to get
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a one on one counselor again takes time anywhere between. They said, I
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don't know, three months and nine months to a year Jesus, yeah,
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because the VA doesn't have that many medical professionals anymore because they don't get paid
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well. But luckily there are veteran agencies around here in our local area.
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Like I already got a number. I'm going to get a counselor within thirty
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days, okay, Like, so you're not having a problem with that.
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It's going to be weird talking to a new person now because it's been years
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and starting all over. I mean, it's it's a decent answer, but
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it feels like you didn't give up on it, Like I didn't give up,
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but it was more like, Okay, I'm losing my my counselor,
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and that kind of sucks. Might that type of therapy, because I know
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every counselor is different, like a whole new therapy. I was going to
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accuse you of giving an Augie style answer that I was just like, am
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I answer now, I've experiencing experience, and I'm I'm glad you are kidding
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therapy that he yeah, me too, brilliant and it is so good for
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you. Answer is that I just wanted to give everybody a p s A.
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Because I've been going through a lot of therapy the last like week,
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and I was, I'm like, yo, if you need help, just
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go ask. There's there's tons of free services around and ship just do it.
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Yeah, do the Nike thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
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can only help honestly. And as for me, I am your host,
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pantiless Aaron stars for that's me. That's me and uh yeah, no yah
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that guy. I should to edit myself saying that's me at the end of
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the end of the clip. As for me, uh so, you guys
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know, I love retro computing. I love I love like building and setting
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up like these little windows ninety five ninety eight machines. They they're a throwback
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to the to the heyday when you could when you could get away with spending
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hours upon hours just playing these old school like PC games. Yeah, like
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spending an hour maybe an hour and a half trying to figure out how to
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get the game to run first before you can actually play it. Compatibility both
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that part could really go. But but you know, it was a struggle,
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but it made the the the joy all the sweeter when it did work
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and you had a great time, and so many of those things. So
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I bought this this uh, this this little box. It's a it's another
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thin client, like I did a thin client way back in the day yet
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like years ago. And it's what it is is basically like a mini PC
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almost, except it doesn't have like like it usually doesn't have its own like
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architeture on. It's usually meant to report to a server and like load the
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image of an OS like a Windows or whatever into it. So you're basically
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running Windows off a server far away, and this machine is just the box
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that maintains that connection. For that reason, these are underpowered. They're like
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the CPO on this thing is like eight hundred meg hurtz oh wow, which,
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as it turns out, means it's perfect for Windows ninety eight. Is
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that's one of the highest like CPUs you could get for a Windows ninety eight
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PC. So and it's got a decent amount a RAM, like two hundred
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and fifty six mags, and it had like a two gig flashcard to be
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used as a hard drive. I'm like, eh, not enough for me.
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It's ponied up the door to get a thirty two gig flashcard instead making
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something more decent for Windows ninety eight. I waited for months to actually play
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with this thing, because you know, I had the Kickstarter and I had
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a lot of other shit going on. I just I just didn't have time
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to play with it, did not have time to play with it. Finally,
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this week, I'm like, you know what, I'm getting burned out
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on the audiobook, like the production, editing, all this shit. Like
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I haven't spent like more than a couple of hours to myself just enjoying myself
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and having fun. And so I'm like, I'm gonna bust this sing out
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now. I busted out. I managed to get Windows ninety eight installed on
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it over USB, which is not easy for Windows ninety eight, I should
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add, But I did it and it worked and I actually got to play
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some games on it, and I played Warcraft and what else? I think
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I played something else. An actual Windows ninety was it Layer Section. Layer
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Section is a shooter. It's known by a different name in the States,
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but when they when they brought it over, I want to say it begins
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with ray ray Storm. Maybe it might might be a more familiar name to
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you, but it's called Layer Section and it came out in PC and it's
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just a simple space shooter in two D. Looks really gorgeous, but it's
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all like, you know, what's the word I'm looking for, pix larksy,
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Yeah, pixlark But it's a really it's a really cool game, really
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fun game. And I had fun with that, and I had fun with
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a warcraft and then I was like, I was like, all right,
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so now I'm going to get into some DOSS gaming. I'm going to actually
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install DOSS drivers for an external CD ROM drive and I have easy sound drivers
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to get DOSS sound working, which is always a pain in the ass on
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DOS. Yes, but thanks to this particular brand of the Mini PC that
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I was working with, there's just a little program you can run and Boom
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does it for you. And I was like, fucking perfect, Like this
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will finally be the Windows ninety eight machine. I've been craving something easy but
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still also that runs well, and I can still you know, play all
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my games, and I can play doss games. I can play Windows ninety
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five ninety eight games, anything I want. I fucking go to two on
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and it won't fucking post anymore. What It just won't post anymore. And
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I should have seen this coming, honestly, it's it's my own fault for
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not it's like immediately returning it or something. Because when I plugged it in,
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I noticed there was a little spark you know, did when you put
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the plug in, you see inside the whole other So there's a little spark
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pop you put it in. And I have a bad feeling that this machine
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was not in great shape when it arrived to me, and I've been sitting
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holding on to it for months. So I can't return it. I can't.
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And I put I put a bunch of money into it, and I
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guess I could buy another one, but I was like, oh, fuck
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this. I was just like fuck this. So I spent the rest of
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that evening and the rest of like hours this morning putting together something different.
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So I'm going to do I'm going to do everything emulation. Now I've got
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I've got a shitload of doss games. I've got a shitload of Windows three
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X games, oh wow, and I've got I've got Apple two GS games,
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and I've got like a scum VM and which just covers like the gamut
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like Tandy oh you know, and all that, and also allows you to
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use all those those sound devices that you could never afford back in the day,
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like the rolling MT fifty five sound canvas or whatever the fuck holy fuck,
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the ones that make it sound incredible, like actual instruments instead of mini
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sound. So that's why I want to include scum VM on there. But
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it's basically all retro PC games from all manner retropcs. I think I'm gonna
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throw Amigas in there if i can. Awesome, And the goal is to
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figure out how to add Windows ninety five and ninety eight games to this because
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launch Box typically doesn't like the emulators that would you would use to emulate an
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older PC, like PCM or eighty six bucks. Right, they're they're they're
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good at what they do, but they're not meant for like running a single
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game and then closing. Ah So, so putting them under one like menu
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like launch Box is a little difficult. I'm gonna see if I can figure
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it a way around that other window. Maybe and maybe, I don't know.
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This is intended to be like on a on a external hard drive that
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I can take anywhere and attach to any PC and just plug and play.
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And it's meant to be played with like a mouse and keyboard. So like
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if I have to close some windows to get back to LaunchBox, not a
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big deal. But but yeah, I've basically done what Oggie did and was
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like, fuck this, I'm just gonna take the pieces of it and just
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smash them together and find another way to get what I want without fighting with
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antiquated hardware anymore, because honestly, I've I've had it up to here with
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like trying to build or make an actual like retro PC. It's just not
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worth the anguish. No, My my actual recommendation to anyone who wants to
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get something like this is to get something that's already configured, Like get one
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that someone's already built. I've been the happiest with those. For example,
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I got a Windows ninety eight laptop from my godfather as a gift. He
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just he just gave it to me, along with another one and that's It's
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actually a fantastic Windows ninety eight PC. It's not perfect. There are some
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things I don't like about it, and some games that I have difficulty playing
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on it, But as far as it goes like it still works like I
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have had very few problems with it, and I didn't have to fight with
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it when it arrived, Like I could just start going to town and start
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installing things and start playing, you know what I mean. Right anyway,
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I've been going on for like twenty minutes. We got to get in some
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It's all good, dude, you're excited. I wanted to talk about something
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that I'm jazzed about, so let's totally get it. Let's get into it.
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So game one is going to be broken headlines. I've got three news
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stories with the important words redacted from their headlines, and all you have to
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do is fill in the blanks. You get a point for making me laugh,
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but you can also get a point if you're reasonably close to the correct
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headline, so you can choose how you want to play it. The player
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who has uh correctly, who's gotten the most points at the end of this
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game, will win and get themselves one episode point. So let's get started,
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shall we. Yes, let's do this. I want to crush all
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of you. I don't know if you will, but we'll find out.
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Stay confident, you get nervous, gentlemen, here is your first story.
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Woman gets acne and depression from brother and boyfriends. D I y blank blank
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Again. That's woman gets acne and depression from brother and boyfriends. D I
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y blank blank, Stevie. Woman gets acne from brother and boyfriend friends di
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I y ass removal cream or a hair removal cream. You can't remove her
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ass. I forgot a word, so I'll try to remember the whole sentence,
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to be honest. That's the reason you got to laugh. You got
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the laugh because it was assov and you realize afterwards, No, it's ass
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hair. If you had just said ass hair removal cream, I would not
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have laughed. I don't think so. No, but the facts removal ass
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removal cream. Like I saw in your face the confusion. I was so
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confused. I'm giving you a point for that. Well, heay, laughterworks.
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You do you have anything for this? Yeah? What was it again?
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Woman gets acne and depression from brother and boyfriend's d I y butter's creamy
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goo. Oh you don't know that one. Damn. Oh you made a
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reference. Oh no, dude, it's okay. Always go for the reference.
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References, Always go for references are such hit and miss comedy. If
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one listener out there got it. If one listener that person's laughing their ass
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off right now? Sure, but I mean you would you rather have one
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person laughing or everybody? I mean everybody? But still it's maybe it's not
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a reference. Maybe it was that kid in cancer Ward right now. References
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humor is something to be avoided. And he's like, oh, you just
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hit three home runs for anyway? Sorry, no laugh. Not close to
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the correct answer, to be honest, I had nothing. It's what popped
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in my head. I'm like, ok, maybe it was actually closer to
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the correct answer than he probably guessed. Oh god. The actual headline is
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woman gets acnean depression from brother and boyfriend's d I Y poop transplants. Oh
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no, no, back up your butt, No no, no, it's
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it's somehow worse than that. This poor woman already covered you. I know,
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this poor woman has been fighting with I B s for years, like
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really awful i bs and doctors put her on a ton of antibiotics. Nothing
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worked, And finally she she looked up this this procedure of getting a fecal
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transplant. She couldn't find a doctor who would do it. So she took
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a sample of her brother's pooh, and somehow, and we don't know how,
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and I don't want to know how, she made a She made a
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pill that she then swallowed. Now empty, you can fill you, hang
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on, hang on, just just stay with me, Stay with me.
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She swallowed the pill. She swallowed the pill. Here's here's the here's the
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weird part. It worked. It legitimately worked. It made her ibs symptoms
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go away. She was starting to poop like a normal human being. She
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was actually gaining weight. No, the doctors theorized that her gut bacteria was
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like basically shredded by her diet and all the antibiotics they had given her basically
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like killed even the good ones, so she had like nothing left down there,
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so anything that went in basically just went right back out. So so
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by actually introducing the bacteria from her brother, it actually alleviated the problem.
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But she got an unexpected side effect. Her brother has an acne problem,
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and she immediately burst out in acne. So doctors are now theorizing that his
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acne problem is tied to has got bacteria somehow. So she decided to try
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again, this time with a donation from her boyfriend, and again it worked.
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She could eat, gain weight, actually pooped like a normal human being.
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It was delightful. But now, sure, it's your boyfriend has been
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struggling with depression for a long time, and now she's the most depressed she's
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ever been. Might swallow your pooh, I get depressed, am I.
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It's legitimately an amazing story. I'm hearing that there's ship little stuff tied to
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our gut bacteria. Now yeah, yeah, these things, these things are
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actually influenced and possibly you know, caused by problems in your gut bacteria.
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So this has this has, aside from being immensely gross, it's I don't
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even get a ship that my thing was crash. It actually leads to improvements
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sing both of these problems. This is a potential scientific breakthrough if they could
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figure it out, take this poop hill, well, it just might be
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like maybe they have to rename it obviously, maybe they have to flush the
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biotics they would give you. They would probably they would probably just do the
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bacteria and not the actual poop. Yeah. Maybe, well it would be
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cheaper. There's a pharmaceutical company. No, no, no, because I
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mean, you can grow backteria, but you can't well, you can grow
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poo. I grew poo every days. That's not to say that the bacteria
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is the direct cause. Let's definitely let's all right, let's move on to
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story number two. Stevie's up one point to zero. Uh. Story number
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two, California man paints photorealistic blank on fence meant to hide his blank.
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I got this. California man paints photorealistic blank on fence meant to hide his
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blank. Stevie paints photo realistic boat to hide his boat in his drivewood.
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That's exactly right. That is exactly right, and that is a point for
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Stevie. Thank you, thank you. We'll go into it after Augie makes
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some attempt to make me laugh because he can no longer get a point for
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being rights and no copying, so a no cost of luck. California man
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paints photorealistic blank on fence meant to hide his blank. Photo realistic uh,
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elephant to hide his penis somebody's for the trunk goes up right. That was
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good. That was so that is a point for each of you. And
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yeah, Stevie is exactly right. You may have seen this story on social
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media. That's where I found it. A gentleman got a gentleman has had
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his boat in his driveway for years upon years, but only recently did he
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get an order from municipal authorities to cover it up, to put up a
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fence in front of the boat. Understandably miffed by this, I can because
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his neighbors. His neighbors weren't complaining as far as I can tell. It
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was just some officious city officers saw it and said, I'm gonna write this
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up like a dingbat. And so he complied with the request end set up
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a fence. But his neighbor happens to be a mural artist, so he
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contracted him to paint as photorealistic as possible an image of that same boat in
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his driveway. So if you if you see it, you will think there's
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just a boat standing there because it legit. And what's funny is like the
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boat, the boat is actually sticking up over the fence, so when it
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lines up properly, it looks like the boat's just sitting. Oh god,
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it's a fantastic middle finger to the municipal authority for being for no reason.
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To be fair, neighbors aren't complaining. Who gives a fuck? Yeah,
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to be fair, the the municipal authorities actually gave a thumbs up to his
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solution, thinking it creative and kind of funny, So they're not actually poopooing
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him or giving him any additional trouble. But but the news picked it up
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quickly for his incredible dose of sass, right like, good on you,
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sir, good on you. There was probably some dude had a bad day
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and they're just like, oh well, instead of making a big deal about
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this, just let him do it them. Yeah exactly. Anyway, So
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that's that story. Let's move on to story number three. Uh you need
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this. Here's story number three. Paral blank may be eating endangered cuban blank,
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Feral blank may be eating endangered cuban blank, and Augie's first up this
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time, feral may be eating small children. I tried to hold it back,
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but I couldn't. You got you got children was gonna be mine.
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I was gonna say a little is what people see when they think that you
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put up from all right, steebee, if you can make me laugh,
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you will win the game out right. If you can't, it's a tie.
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Or if you get it right, you'll win out right. Oh,
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I forget. This is a real story. This is a real story.
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Hit me again with it. Feral blank may be eating endangered cuban blank.
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I forgot about the endangered cuban Cuban people can no longer performate. Feral blank
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maybe eating endangered cuban blank. Perald dog man maybe eating endangered Cuban smugglers drug
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smugglers. Yeah, gotta hyphenate that ship drug smuggling human And nope, no
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laugh for you, sir. Sorry, trying to go for the real one.
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I mean, that's not reals aren't endangered. What are you talking about?
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So here's the real story, and it is kind of gross. Feral
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cats maybe eating endangered Cuban crocodiles. Yeah, so crocodile uh, baby crocodiles
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have been disappearing h and scientists believe they've narrowed it down to feral cats who
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are just eating up these baby crocodile else and getting away before mama crocodile can
29:03
do anything, and it's it's literally brought it's it's bringing this particular crocodile to
29:10
the brink of extinction. Holy ship. Yeah yeah, cats are killing mach
29:15
your pets yo. Yeah yeah, all right, so yeah, like Bob
29:19
Barker says, oh yeah, we watch the game show. Yeah yeah,
29:26
just don't answer questions about them correctly. But watching I just know too much
29:33
about game shows anyway. All right. So that is the end of our
29:37
game, and each player has two points, so they both win. Oh
29:41
yeah, we did good today. Both Stevie and Augie will get one episode
29:45
point, which means we can't have a tie. Someone will win this game.
29:52
Yep, that's right. Mathematically is impossible. Now there's five points up.
29:56
Yep, he fucked it up. It already. Game. Somebody will
30:02
win this game. We're gonna find out who. We're gonna play game two.
30:03
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Corner. As it were, I'm just gonna go over the emails voicemails.
31:00
Oh that mail on the corner m A L E. Thought said, Yeah,
31:11
I'm sorry that the life down a little saving that idea for your surprise
31:15
party anyway. No, sorry, sorry, I meant I meant, I
31:19
meant confirmation, Yeah, from from church? Sorry? Where was I fuck
31:29
everything? So later later? Yeah, that's definitely there. Okay, so
31:34
do we have any voicemails? We have one voicemail, sir, let's hit
31:37
it. Hello you Trio t dumping Toss Pop going the King of the Brits,
31:47
colleague. I just have to say, laughing the hoss off at the
31:52
last episode. Yes, I will coltly come on anytime. You don't have
31:59
to steal me. Stevie offered to put me in the sack. I always
32:06
thought, see Stevie sack, but that was a different one than I imagined.
32:10
Not from that side, yours every time you me. Yeah, enjoy
32:15
guys to that party. Colin is definitely gonna be part of that. It's
32:25
amazing. Yeah, we we we should have him on. Ye's been a
32:29
while. Yeah, it's been a while. I missed that, boy,
32:31
But thank you Colin for calling in. Every time I hear your voice is
32:35
the light, and thank you so much for that. So what else we
32:39
got? We got some emails, we got some messages of stuff. You
32:43
got a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, let's get going. Let's get
32:45
going. I made a TikTok of the make it worse for Indiana Jones.
32:51
That was hilarious. Augie's Oh my god, dude, make it worse,
32:57
Like seriously, this is the Golden child over here. It's as to make
33:02
things worse. You live in this world. You can kind of do it
33:06
pretty easily. Yeah, but you've got a gift. Yeah, seriously,
33:10
that is your game. So our first comments from Kristin Farley on there,
33:16
thank you, Christen. She's like, damn, you guys are hilarious.
33:20
Hell yeah. Our other one was from Jeff of Thrones. He commented on
33:24
TikTok through there saying Indiana Kardashian would have made it worse, and then to
33:34
keep it up with the I get you because the show was keeping up with
33:37
the Kardashians. She's too subtle. I'll go back to my corner now.
33:45
Next comment comes from the episode Feeling Crunchy, and it's from Colin. Great
33:52
episode with everyone on top form and Crunchy being exceptional as always. Uh,
33:58
but seeing is that the only one I can get to play make it worse.
34:01
Here's my answers the top each one, by the way, I thought
34:05
of these as the game were played. One doom fran dresser. The nanny
34:10
does all the voices and sound. I don't want to. I'm trying to
34:21
like pew pu pu a chance, that's perfect for it. Number two for
34:35
ice cream. It goes in cold and comes out hot. Think about it.
34:38
It's kind of like you eight ten thousand, Carolina Reavers. Oh my
34:43
god, could you imagine as it is? It goes in cold and comes
34:46
out warm. You're just making it hotter, yeah, but that burning heat.
34:52
Yeah. And then number three the Indiana Jones make Indiana Jones worse?
34:58
Easy? Oh easy? Put the a little buff character in every film is
35:00
a main character and not even saying him as an actor, that character that
35:07
was portrayed in that. Yeah, yeah, that would make every one of
35:09
those Indiana Jones movies worse. Oh yeah no, Actually that gave you an
35:15
idea for the ice cream one one with the Caroline Reapers, Like, what
35:21
if ice cream cave your butthole frostbite? Always always sitting on like warm towels,
35:32
never mind you're just sitting there in your living room and like a baked
35:37
warm towel with your pants like ice cream against it would Basically it's like as
35:42
if it was like a thousand degrees from Caroline Reapers's so good? What else
35:49
we got? Oh? Next one was on the What's the HAPs Our Chill
35:53
episode? We were just saying out yeah, Colin, Meg said, all
35:57
I can say is you had me at burl Apsack, and I shall henceforth
36:00
be known as the King of the British as we have I mean, honestly,
36:07
I get it. I get it. Him and Crunch he can rule
36:10
jointly. Oh yeah, I'd be down for that. They could be the
36:14
two Matt decides to move back, they should rule as a trifecta. Well
36:16
they have both the Prime Minister and a king, so they can have both.
36:22
Well yeah, current king is getting bloody portraits painted of him. Our
36:30
next comment comes from What They Happened video version. Sorry, just not for
36:35
nothing. It's just a really funny video of After Midnight. Oh yeah,
36:38
yeah, they discussed the new painting of of of the king and just like
36:44
look they got blood everywhere except his hands, just like a real king.
36:50
So true, like somebody walk out and go it's vigo. Yes, oh
37:00
man, alright, sorry, carry on, No, no, you're good.
37:04
This one comes from the video version of What the HAPs h David McGinn
37:07
new merch ideas balloon nut, lip gloss and glu sticks positories. Oh no,
37:20
it's so good. Way. I have questions that I don't know if
37:23
I want answers. Does the balloon nut lip glass taste like balloon nut or
37:30
does it actually go on your asshole? You can tell you apply you to
37:34
have a partner, honey eron, come over here, just bend over and
37:39
like just walk down for a second while I want to put my red stuff
37:43
on, you know, stuff to taste like hercy kisses. Fuck her up.
37:51
Jesus Christ. All right, we have a couple more than can we
37:54
move on. This is from the TikTok of uh me doing in a lession
38:00
of you and you said something about the impression. Yeah, so Rico got
38:06
found us on TikTok oh. Yeah, from the old pot of Skew days.
38:09
Yeah, man says I feel like Smoke and I need to do an
38:13
impression off and I was like thinking, like, that's pretty funny, and
38:16
the podcast responded, but Smoke only has one impression. It's true, he
38:22
has one, right, Regal responded back, Not true. He does a
38:27
great impression of a stoner trying to remember everything, which is true, except
38:34
that's not an impression. That's just who he is, or a very very
38:37
good impression. Come on, I'm an actor. An actor is an impression
38:42
if it's actual impression, was amazing because it's real. What are you talking
38:50
about? I have an impression? Where do you have any other emails or
38:54
comments? Or that's it for this week? So all right, it was
38:58
a nice round. Yeah, thank you, thank you for submitting those and
39:00
we look forward to more. But for now, let's get back to the
39:04
show. It's time for game two and I got to say before we jump
39:16
into it. Ogi's on fucking point, damn real. If you want to
39:22
know, if you want to know what the hell he just did, then
39:24
I highly recommend joining our patreon. You'll get access to all the behind the
39:29
scenes stuff and you're going to enjoy that one in the meanwhile. In the
39:35
meanwhile, let's move on to game number two. Game two is an old
39:37
Game two favorite. It's pitched me Baby one more time. I Am going
39:44
to take a weird circumstance or you know, a cultural icon, or even
39:47
just a public holiday and make our players spin me a pitch for some sort
39:53
of a thing that might make me money. Who knows and a Thus,
40:00
the best pitch wins the game. And for this pitch me. May twenty
40:02
second is the day before this episode comes out, is National Solitaire Day.
40:09
And aside from recently experiencing the joy of watching the waterfall of cards from beating
40:15
Solitaire on Windows ninety eight, Nice, Nice, I think it's about time
40:19
we spice the old game up. Okay, I want you to pitch me
40:22
a Solitaire themed book, video game, TV show, or movie. And
40:27
by Solitaire themed, I mean based around the idea of the card game Solitaire,
40:32
and here's the kicker. I want it to be sexy. I'm not
40:37
talking about sexual solitaire, so please leave masturbation out of your pitches. But
40:42
this needs to be enticing on every level. Okay, the most exciting pitch
40:47
wins and earns themselves two episode points. All right, so you both won
40:54
the last game. So I'm gonna arbitrarily pick someone to go first, and
40:58
that's gonna be Stevie. Awesome. Oh thank god, I'm increasingly becoming less
41:04
confident in what I've gotten written as the moment rise. All right, Stevie,
41:07
when you're ready, Oh man, pitch me, gentlemen from my Solitaire
41:15
themed media. I'm going back to something our society is lacking. To choose
41:20
your own adventure bookoh so titled Solitaire's Patients of Love, Patients being the alternate
41:28
name of Solitaire in other countries. OOO. The book comes with a full
41:31
deck of cards. You choose twenty six at random from that deck and become
41:37
your pile. You draw three of those cards from that pile and open the
41:40
first page. From there, you get the place down, a card that
41:45
follows the Solitaire rules into one of six card spots on page one you gain
41:51
that option or choice in that block, right, So whatever one you chose,
41:54
then turn the page that is indicated from that block's description, draw three
41:59
cards and repeat. If you cannot place down a card, you discard those
42:02
three in your hand and draw three more until you can put one down on
42:06
the page you are currently on. All these choices add up to whom your
42:09
blind date will be at the end of the game. So each of the
42:14
things we actually have, like a kid, like once you put a card
42:15
down and I'll tell you like you're looking for this in a person, or
42:20
like you would like like like this type of like this is your dream type
42:23
of thing. So each one corresponds to something different at the end. It
42:27
actually points to somebody different at the end. So each one can be different
42:30
based on which cards you draw each time. So pretty much the investments just
42:35
the book and a deck of cards. Guys, that's it, okay,
42:40
Stevie. What it ton't tell me is a real thing? Okay, given
42:45
amazed work, given the infinite number of combinations of cards that you could get,
42:55
is this book a million pages and five thick? No? No,
43:00
of course not. We want to make sure that not only this is a
43:04
good investment that will make us money, but they will continue to make us
43:07
money. So the first book in this collection will have so many outcomes,
43:13
the second book and then you can do the whole Oh well, we'll do
43:15
it as a trilogy. And then two years after that trilogy releases. You
43:19
know what, guys, guess what, we got another trilogy coming out.
43:22
We do this Peter Jackson bullshit, and it's to be like, all right,
43:24
let's start just re release, or not re released, but release new
43:30
volumes and stuff so we can have those other combinations. I think Stevie just
43:32
figured out how to monetize infinity. Wow. Okay, I like your pitch.
43:42
It's got promise, Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that I
43:45
remember not to hold my hand in front of my face when there's a microphone
43:49
between the two. Okay, so uh that just leaves Oggie in his pitch
43:58
ogie. Can you beat that? You know? I really hope, so
44:02
I really do. Well, let's see, so I got a little bit
44:09
different direction with this, but it's still Solitaire themed. I propose to you
44:16
a fun little rom com featuring Hugh Jackman playing a character jug Hackman, a
44:28
gambling addict who has fallen on hard times and needs a new roommate. He
44:34
is joined by co star Ryan Reynolds playing the character Ryan Reynolds. He's playing
44:45
himself well if anyways, a competitive solitary spelled r I A N R E
44:54
N O L D S sure, a competitive solid player and a masterclass teacher
45:05
on skill share of Solitaire. What follows through the movie is a lighthearted rom
45:13
com experience, as you would expect, with a gratuitous amount of shirtless scenes
45:20
between Iron Rentals and Hugh Jackman, sometimes even both nude in the same room.
45:27
However, they're junk are covered by giant spade cards giant clubs. But
45:38
it's three anyways, and the whole movie will be called Deuces of Hearts like
45:46
that? Okay? The title OI, how do you respond to the idea
45:58
that Solitaire is pretty much a luck based game, given that there are some
46:02
games of Solitaire you literally cannot win, and thus a solitaire professional player is
46:10
a statistical impossibility. Well, as luck would have it, I would not
46:16
to spoil the movie. He really isn't a professional player. However, the
46:22
movie can be used as a tutorial of how to play solitaire, because I
46:27
don't fucking know how good answer. Okay, well, this is tough.
46:37
These are both roughly equivalent in my book. And if I were to rate
46:44
each pitch out of five, I would say three out of five for each
46:46
of you. Really, yeah, I mean that's They're not spectacular, but
46:52
they're not awful either. I'd say at least a four. We can make
46:57
money on our That's my exact opinion. Non Solitaire, I mean, I'll
47:02
give it a one of the two five, not great but not awful.
47:07
Of the two, the one that I want more is Augie. So's gonna
47:12
hit. Augie's gonna win this game, I'm afraid. Yeah, I mean,
47:17
just jug Hackson and Ryan and Ryan Reynolds as Ryan Haman as in j
47:27
U G H H A c K me and it's flopped to two. That's
47:31
why for Ryan Reynolds. Sorry, if you saw Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds
47:37
geus. My jokes are just between the references and like that. You have
47:44
to like slap. Yeah, maybe I'm going I'm overthinking it. Today delighted
47:50
me no end to the idea that Ryan Reynolds would play a character called Ryan
47:53
Reynolds and it wouldn't be himself just that's brilliant. Uh, and I want
48:00
that to exist, Stevie. I feel like your your your book slash playing
48:05
solitary. I like the fact that it's interactive, that you're actually playing the
48:07
game as you play. Uh. So it definitely had some promise. But
48:10
I'm sorry you can't compete with Hugh Jackman and Ryan Real. I mean nobody
48:15
can. I mean if they make if they make movies out of your books
48:17
that start Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds. Absolutely, Maybe that's what this is,
48:21
that movies is a prequel to what's gonna happen. Maybe maybe it's like
48:23
it's like a mini rom com. Let's barger up that way. If he's
48:27
gonna choose one of us, he has to choose us both. Keep this
48:30
keep this battle going well as this game is already over, so best of
48:35
luck with that. Uh. Augiet is currently in the lead three points to
48:38
one, but our final game is worth three points and we're gonna find out
48:45
who is going to win that game right after this. Hey there, I'm
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podcast apps. Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three.
49:47
And Stevie knows what Game three is gonna be, isn't that right? Yep?
49:52
So go ahead and name that game. It's it's the one where we
49:58
like you ever heard the name of it? Where we name people and then
50:00
we got to say a thing and then the next person can't do it?
50:05
All right, I'll let you have the hook. Wow, he's like right
50:09
there. During the break, the Gentlest Stevie admitted that he did not know
50:20
what game three was, even though it was in the game. It was
50:22
in the show notes posted to our discord. Uh and I was legitimately going
50:28
to pull the rules of the game on him just then, but he actually
50:31
did remember the game, just not the it's called I won the game.
50:39
That's those rules of the game. We won was we were going to play
50:44
No More Bastards. It's our favorite gentle person's game of naming names. And
50:47
then disqualifying names, and last man standing wins. Uh So, basically,
50:52
if you've never seen an episode with no more bastards before, real quick,
50:55
the rules are, we're gonna take turns all three of us. I am
50:59
also playing this uh naming a person front or or a character from any anything
51:06
could be real life, could be fictional, could be dead, could be
51:08
alive, doesn't matter. Just has to be a person with a name.
51:14
Uh And to keep things simple, we pretty much leave we're pretty much just
51:19
interested in sentient creatures, so to speak. So we're not like doing pets
51:25
and stuff because otherwise it would take forever. So uh So one of us
51:31
will name a person play you know, a person, and then name a
51:36
category that that that person belongs to. So if I were to say Aaron
51:39
Randolph, and I could then say no more authors. And from then on
51:45
until the end of the game, no one is allowed to mention, say
51:50
a person who has written a book. And this is a memory game in
51:57
addition to a thinky thinky game, because because you're not allowed to write stuff
52:02
down, you have to remember what's been You have to remember what's been banned,
52:06
both to attack your opponents and also to avoid getting attacked. So because
52:10
if at any time one of us thinks someone has just mentioned a name that
52:15
is no longer allowed, we can challenge it, and if they are correct
52:19
that person does fit a criteria that was named earlier, that person is out
52:23
of the game. However, you can't go willy nilly with challenges. You
52:28
only have two free ones. If you challenge someone and you're wrong, you
52:30
lose a free challenge. If you are out of free challenges and you challenge
52:35
someone and you're wrong, you are out of the game instead of them.
52:39
So be careful, be smart. And also we have a third rule that
52:44
is something of a house rule, just to keep these games moving. You're
52:46
not allowed to pick too wide of arrange. So you can't say people who
52:52
breathe, because that would disqualify literally everyone alive. And that's basically something something
53:00
that's to forty to fifty percent of the population or more. No, absolutely
53:05
not not fair. Needs to be a slice, but not a huge slice,
53:08
a little wedge. All right, Stevie, you lost the last game,
53:15
so you have the choice. You can make anyone you want go first,
53:19
including yourself. But who would you like to go first? And we'll
53:22
just go uh, clockwise around the table. I will make myself go first,
53:25
all right, That is technically the easiest position to really is I get
53:30
the hardest fine because the same time I have the most rules when it comes
53:32
back to the round the second time. That is true right away, Well,
53:36
everyone has the most rules when it becomes their turn, so it's true.
53:38
So it only lasts ever. Early, Sweet, you are the only
53:42
person who has no rules whatsoever. And you can say anyone anything you want
53:46
and any any category. Are you guys ready, Daddy Warbucks, no more
53:52
people who adopt people? Woo Okay, so Daddy Warbucks no more more adoptive
54:00
parents. Yes, Oh oh that's good. That's fucking weird. But I
54:08
don't know. I want to start strange. That's so specific. That's really
54:13
good. I'm gonna go easy because it's round one. I'm gonna say Aaron
54:19
Randolph, no more bald men. Good, which you could have used for
54:23
Daddy Warbucks as well. That's true. Oh you couldn't have been anyway.
54:30
It's your turn, John Wayne no Mark Cowboys. Now it was John Wayne
54:39
Bald before he died. Actually, I think he died relatively. He had
54:46
a lot of hair still from cancer. Yeah, I'm not going to challenge
54:50
that. I don't let that go. I know a lot of I've watched
54:52
a lot of John Wayne. No more cowboys. You said, no Mark
54:58
cowboys, more bald cowboys. So out there, John Wayne, you chose
55:10
it yourself. Okay, uh, you know what, I'm going to choose
55:21
Augie and I'm going to say, no more people we personally know. Okay,
55:29
that's awful, niche. Well, that way gets rid of this whole.
55:32
I can choose somebody quick. I know. I'm going to choose Kamala
55:40
Harris m H. And I'm going to go with an old favorite. No
55:47
more people with double letters in their name. So two of the same letter
55:53
in a row, okay, yeah, Harris h A R R Oh.
55:59
I was like, oh yeah, okay, oh yeah, it's aug Eastern.
56:06
I hate you. Uh now I have to think too bad. So
56:12
said, this is a difficult game. It is tough, especially around this
56:16
time. Now it's getting harder. Now there's five or six. When Aaron
56:21
brings letters and numbers into it, it just all goes out the window.
56:25
It starts too heavy to remember them all right. Uh fuck, I can't
56:34
remember what the first one was. Dunk Dunk Dum a memory game with Stoner's
56:40
Yeah right, this is stupid. This was stupid. Robert Downey Jr.
56:53
M h will you choose that? Hold on, I'm gonna let it go.
57:08
H I think I think he squeaks by to me. Honest, I
57:15
think so too. But yeah, yeah, I got nothing. What do
57:20
you got for him? No more? Former drug addicts? Oh fuck?
57:23
Former drug addicts? Fuck? All right, holy ship dude, Wow fuck
57:35
that geez ha Wow damn it, you motherfucker. Okay, so former,
57:58
the current is fine, That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, I'm gonna
58:00
go with the current one future. Maybe let's forget the opposed. Well,
58:06
I don't know. You just gotta rehab, so I don't know. Damn
58:10
that takes out so many people. Hope that would have screwed me over.
58:22
Nope. Uh, you did that Cindy Bear from jelly Stone National Park.
58:40
You know, hey boo boo, let's get that picnic basket? Oh the
58:45
female bear from Okay, from Boomerangs, what's over Rangers with? I went
58:54
Hanna Barbara? What I didn't say a Hanna Barbara that would got me for
59:00
the letter thing. It didn't even what we're good. You need to come
59:07
up with I don't know if you guys are good, Okay, was make
59:09
sure, I mean, I don't know, just making sure. I didn't
59:13
think there was no I've never heard of her. I don't think I doubt
59:21
she adopted anyone. I would guess against having a truck addiction since conquered Yellow
59:30
Yellowstone being the hotbed of drugs that we know, it is form we didn't
59:36
know current no more female co stars. Co stars define star not the main
59:50
I guess like if you had like Jerry or Seinfeld, Elaine would have been
59:52
a co star to Jerry, you fucking dick, thank you. I'll take
1:00:02
that as a compliment, right because I had one. Now, I can't
1:00:15
go with it. Although technically I think she might currently be a star,
1:00:20
she was a co star at some point, so I can't And that would
1:00:24
technically be a co star as well, so no, can't go with that
1:00:28
either. This is around the round when we all started doing just a little
1:00:31
ape shit, and she probably was un drugs at some point. She on
1:00:42
the other hand, YEP, I'm gonna go with Lara Croft. I know
1:00:58
she had a kid, but it wasn't hers or she adopted Angelina joke.
1:01:05
Yeah, works. I was waiting for somebody to make that she had her
1:01:16
own game, so she didn't really costar. She coast lower Croft that,
1:01:22
No, he's a specific lower Craft. I don't get to hung up on
1:01:24
Angelina. I know I'm trying not to. I don't think she was ball
1:01:34
m I don't think I have anything neither do I All right, I'm gonna
1:01:40
be a real dick. Uh. No more characters with less than ten letters
1:01:45
in their full name A hm hm hm hm. Alright, you're up.
1:02:00
Yeahs have fun. Wow, dude, that's rough. I know. Fuck
1:02:19
it's bad enough. I have to come up with another one as well.
1:02:21
I know, right, it's like a crame. It's coming around again,
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going to too many people. Too many people with large fucking names have double
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letters in their name. You said no less than ten, no less than
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ten, went the other way. That would have sucked. Lara Croft has
1:02:39
nine letters in her name, so oh my gosh, it has Oh wow,
1:02:45
that is difficult. Now you with a double letter thing. Uh fuck,
1:02:52
it's shot in the dark. Leonard Nimoy Uh, I would argue he's
1:03:00
been a co star. Yep, No female coast is what I said.
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No, you said no more co stars period, no more female coasters.
1:03:07
You said no more co stars. Okay, cool, I didn't think so
1:03:09
cool, awesome, even better, fucking I was operating on female co stars.
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Yeah, Leonard Nimoy has been a co star. All right, well
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ship Uh to me, it's just you and me now. So here's the
1:03:32
long and the short of it. If I win, then I get three
1:03:37
points, uh and Augie and I, which means Augie wins. Right,
1:03:42
So I'm not actually playing. But if you win, then you win.
1:03:47
So you have to win to win. Yes, I have to win to
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win. It's come down. It's come down to this. Come on,
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Stevie, you got another perfect, beautiful answer in that big bulbous brain.
1:04:08
Ears Probably not, Bruce Wayne. It's ten letters. It's a free challenge,
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so intimpted to just use it. Go for it. I'm going to
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say. At some point he actually legally adopted one of the Robins, which
1:04:32
should make him an adoptive parent. Are you thinking of Damien the one from
1:04:38
the League of I don't know which one I'm thinking. No, it was
1:04:43
his actual biological son, yea, or with Talia Gul he had award but
1:04:56
never adopted. Now if they were real fully abduct did, Yeah, this
1:05:01
is difference adopted and I'm stealing you, okay. Robin was like, well,
1:05:14
you know a ward. According to d C dot Com, Dick Grayson
1:05:18
was actually officially adopted as Bruce Wayne's son multiple times in multiple stories. I
1:05:24
think that's false. It's on DC dot com movies. They don't know what
1:05:30
they're talking about, all right, it's their I got you. Jason Todd
1:05:40
was taken in but not legally adopted. Bruce eventually did legally adopt Tim Drake
1:05:47
another Robin. There wasn't that one that went joker? Yeah, Like,
1:05:53
well, when I ever think of boat mess Off, I think of like
1:05:56
the main storyline, not the alternate ship. So I always feel like,
1:06:00
no, that didn't happen, that didn't happen. Yeah, when you've got
1:06:02
multi verse ship, it's so hard when you have everything happened. Bruce did
1:06:08
eventually get the paperwork signed to have Cassandra Kane Batgirl adopted as a Wayne.
1:06:16
So yeah, he's adopted many children over the years. I don't believe it,
1:06:20
sorry, Stevie, which means I win no more bastards, which means
1:06:27
wins episode losing. Well you won by having more points than Stevie. That
1:06:35
works. Well done, well done, Congratulations, a good game. I
1:06:40
feel like that was really good. I feel like if you've taken a little
1:06:45
bit longer, you might have come up with someone other than Bruce Wayne.
1:06:47
But I appreciate it. It's those, like I said, it was those
1:06:50
like multi universe fucking characters. Everything happens, so he's done so many things.
1:06:57
But at the same time, it's like, if you pick somebody lesser
1:07:00
than you, run the risk of them be a co star. Like I
1:07:02
was gonna go with hit Girl, and then you said co stars and I
1:07:06
was like shit. And then I was like, well, wonder Woman.
1:07:10
And then I'm like no Justice League shit and I was like, I was
1:07:15
like, I lost so many answers. As soon as you said no more
1:07:18
co stars, I was like, oh shit. Yeah, as I said,
1:07:21
I was operating on female, I gotta pick leading people. I was.
1:07:28
It was a genuinely good game. Gentlemen. Yeah, that was awesome.
1:07:30
Uh So that is it for this episode. Congratulations to Augie our winner.
1:07:34
Yeah, and I'm just it just leaves for me to tell you that,
1:07:40
thank you for listening. Always appreciate when you give us a listen and
1:07:44
hang out with us, and I hope you enjoyed it as much as we
1:07:46
did. We had a ball. Every episode is great, but I mean
1:07:50
this was really needed. So I'm just grateful to have this opportunity to do
1:07:56
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1:08:00
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1:09:01
Stevie, isn't there someone new on this? There is? That's see why
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1:09:57
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1:11:00
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