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Episode 278: Made For Me(at) · Not That Serious

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It all what like what uh huh? I want to feel like dem Levato,
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you want to heat up a small Yeah listen, do I know Damion
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Lebato. So I'm sorry, not sorry? Yeah. Yeah, it's about
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it like it's about Heroin. No, No, it's the Miley Cyrus version
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of Flower. It's about please. The last episode that's about her breaking out
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with Leave that in Monday. Leave that in Wednesday. Please Thursday, Thursday,
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it's about her breaking Monday. Now it's about breaking think about it.
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I was like, yeah, we should wear like like if we were just
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switch. They're so committed. Wow, they come in two days week.
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Wow, they really want this. You. Also, people complained about the
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whole like you know, two episode. That was the longest episode we've ever
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put out. If you put those both together, yeah, she was four
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hours. Gave you I was a long stroke. It was like, somebody
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says something short, dicking us. Before I go back to Florida, I'm
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gonna tell people about their thoughts. Also, no thank you. Ye see
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a lot of people are supportive, but they're like about this DM me today,
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I ain't talking about them about people I had girl, I don't say
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what she did and She was like, y'all love new format. They can
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bas mixer and their own mics. Yeah, bias all the things you want
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to see. No, no, no, they started, you know he's
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own start their own ship. Wait, who are you talking about? Whoever?
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People want to complain? Two and I'm dropping every week only one episode
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of what episode? I'm gonna go back hours none of that sloppy. Two
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episodes a week Thursday, No no, no, no, no one five
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hour week. Yeah, I'm pot a week. We're powering through, y'all.
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doing? There's not enough cream? Brother? What's that? You tweeted?
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Day? I literally had tears, bro I brother, I have a whole
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sex section on my phone from Muslim means share that dp have your mind be
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completely my lested. What is that? Brother? What's that? Share that
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with the Muslim means this other soccer Twitter? That's where I finally yeah,
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yeah, yeah, oh my god. Yeah, speaking of soccer Twitter,
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World Cup final is going to be in New Jersey, Man Maye, there
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were going twenty twenty six, twenty twenty six. Yeah, upset? Now,
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huh why are you upset? Because I'm thinking about all the fucking traffic.
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You don't you don't want there? I do go there. It's still
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traffic up there. Now it's gonna be off times worse. Yeah, for
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a couple of days. It's gonna beat a couple of days. I don't.
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We should be No, it's I think it's not that crazy, not
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not enough to affect Michael. No, you don't go up that far,
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not that far exactly, so you'll be okay, what are you talking about?
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Also, at the same time, we should be fine, but I'm
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not going to underestimate how many motherfuckers are about to be over here. You
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know, it is the World Cup, the World Cup, but it's not
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it's not affected like us. It's this, it's not all the games are
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they're they're across the three countries, across three countries. So keenan with three
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countries? I don't know what three countries? If there's a World Cup we're
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not getting No, no, no, din't know what three countries if we're
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in it. What other two countries do you think are including in North America.
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I'm sorry, I don't know why we're doing this. Stop it.
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We're moving on North America. So he knows the countries in North America.
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I was just it's North America, so you know US, US in South
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America and Canada and Mexico. I wasn't going to feed it too. He
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wasn't going to wasn't gonna feed I knew it. He said, there there
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can she said, us in South America excuse Central American southrost but the US
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and US. Yeah, yeah, do we know what countries are playing in
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the new in the Middle Lands? Well, the finals, final, the
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finals are going to be there? Why what? Wow? Now the finals
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and we don't also we don't know to know the finals. This is twenty
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twenty six. Got to listen, bro, it's literally how you started the
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conversation. I saw a World Time. Oh I didn't hear that point our
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World Cup. I just hope they changed that. Uh. But also we
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won't know until it's mandatory. Yeah, they're not. They don't play anyway,
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right, But also the countries aren't determined yet because the games the qualifiers
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have started. The twenty twenty countries aren't in the finals. Damn straight,
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I didn't y. Yeah, but you were asking, like what countries and
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it's like the call of its twenty twenty six is twenty twenty four. Sure
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we could guess that got you one second, Well, we can guess.
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But the games have to be played in order to qualify. So there's going
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to be obviously America's want to be because we're the host. Yeah, there's
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going to be a total of nine games at the Meadowlands. I'm switing over
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how many days from June thirteenth to July nineteenth, whole month? Okay,
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so yeah, and setting up shot for a minute, they're gonna be sting
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for like a month. Yeah. Yeah, But it's a lot of cities
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Atlanta, Boston, Dallas, Houston, Kansas City, La, Miami,
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Philly. Now that's gonna fuck with us, Seattle, Oh, Philly,
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that's gotta fuck with us. That'll fuck with us a little bit. It
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was not because we're in Delaware. We're fun. Yeah, we live in
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Delawre. It's a bunch of games now all the time. No, but
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we're in Delaware, so it's not. This is not the world gives a
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about the fucking Flyers. But the World Cup? You think the niggas staying
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in Brownton? Yeah? Yeah, Actually, and what hotel? How they
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express the red roof right next to right when off the turnpike that ain't gonna
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come to play? Express here can be booked on a random Tuesday. I
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think it could be booked for the World Cup. Why wouldn't I think it
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can. But it makes sense. It's spread across so many cities that I
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think that we can absorb that extra niggas of people. Or Mount Laurel.
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Mount Laurel for sure, about like they're all going to drive to. It'll
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be fine. As long as it's not going on in Chinatown, it'll be
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fine. Mm hmmm. Apparently they're trying to stop that, so let's hope
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please, I assume it stopped. But yeah, I thought you were talking
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about the Sixers thing. That's you know, I'm saying. Apparently there is
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a committee to stop that. I thought it was not gonna happen anyway.
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So well, the own the whoever private they're trying to do it, but
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there's a committee that's being formed because more power to them. The China town.
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Yeah, please stop that ship up, get the niggas out. So
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yeah, I'm gonna be saving I'm gonna be saving up for the next two
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years. Get to the World Cup final. Yeah, meet me there.
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I think I want to see one one game. Yeah, you can go
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to a Group States game. I just don't would go. Yeah, I
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don't want to go, but I would go. Yeah, I would go
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for only only for the atmosphere. That's it for the baddieshere. Columbia makes
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it for I see you heard some Ecuadorian Johns pulling up. Argentini is gonna
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be in the house. I mean, okay, there's a difference, you
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know, because something happened way back in about nineteen forty songs and some people
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escape there. Yeah. Yeah, they played the house to the refuge to
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the Yeah, there's a Argentinian out there with the last name uh Wiener,
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Schnitzel, Open, jose hosing door, JOSELINI well not Argentina, but a
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lot of them Brazilian, Like look at Giselle them too, they're not bunching
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there. Who asked the fuck? Mm hmmm, you're white. All looks
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like Ronaldinho. He's like a Yugio character. Speaking of speaking of Brazil,
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you said they banished your niggains at Brazil. Yeah, what the fuck is
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this? Yeah? We really fell opener in Brazil. That's nasty. Wow,
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they pull up the South Powell. What's what's the time difference between that's
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in Brazil? None, it is not. Yeah, it depends on the
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time, Peny one out. It depends on if it's daylight savings? Is
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it? So? Is it? Man? They might go straight now,
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I don't know. I'm sure the exact location right now, it's two hour
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difference, Okay, two hours ahead of us. Yeah, that means we've
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got to wait. Why when does that matter? So the earliest we have
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to probably watch is like eleven, it's not crazy, depends on what.
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It depends what they start the game earlier late. No, it's like a
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Friday night. It is a Friday night. So that are you fucking ship?
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Man? They don't funk with us. I'm not man, anymore.
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We deserve it, fucking niggas. Yeah, you up said about it,
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you talk about it. What are you upset about it? I mean because
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it's the Eagles. Why is the home opener in Brazil? They the scrubs
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like like they had a Jaguars a Monday. Every year they send the scrubs
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to those we have been relegated to to to be ambassadors, one of the
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most popular team in the league home opener I feel players would like to go
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to. You don't think that you would want to send if you're the home
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opener, Canan, If you're going to expand the brand, why would you
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not send one of the better teams? Are you going to the home opener?
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I could, but I can't. Now you can go to the game
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that's gonna be the real home opener game of the season. Bro I did
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not want to watch that ship in Brussels Eil just think of it as an
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a white game. But again, you don't think you would want to sing
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one of your better teams to expand a brand. They haven't done it before
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and that's probably why it hasn't worked. Well, you're not going to watch
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a game because of Brazil. No, I just would rather the first game
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of our season to be in America. Sure, sorry, yeah, I
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mean it is weird. Usually the London games or in the season do that
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ship week five, nigga? Why the fuck starting off with a bang with
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some ass they are niggas got to drive traffic. If you do a Week
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five then your Week six game you lose by twenty Like, well we had
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to travel now going to bye week. It should be going until bye week.
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You play your game the first game by week. Get it out the
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way. She's a real nasty boy. Let me tell you. Is that
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not what then would happened? Lamina? It should If you're gonna send your
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team that fucking far, they should come back to way bye week. Now
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I have to play again the following Sunday. What the fuck? I don't
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think it's that far. I might say, it's ten hours, is it
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not? Is it not? Like what's the hours? Twelve's is six?
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Yeah, it's a NonStop flight is like nine hours and change? Nasty.
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And then and then it's Friday. It's Friday, so that's already throws off
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the schedule. Then they used to play on Now you're playing on Friday because
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advantage break. Yeah, that's the advantage for next week. Yeah, it's
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the first week to see the first week and season. Yeah, give you
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an advantage. Your niggas can be practicing now. They need to be get
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that Kellen Moore playbook. Hire Kellen We hired Kellen Moore, and Eric Bannemy
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is out of a job fucking three days later. Well he clear is clearly
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something wrong with that, nigga. No, the head coach got fired.
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Huh, clearly something wrong with that, niggas. Why can't he keep a
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job? The head coach got fired to keep a jump? Are you trolling
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me right now? Yes? He is. You're sick, Yes, yes
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he is, he has, Yes he is something wrong with him. You're
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sick. I don't think he was showing you too. He saw you take
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your head. It was one of those things like ship, I gotta switch
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switch it up, hold on, hold on myself. We'll never know.
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No, we know, we know. Michael does that have no problem contradict
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them, I mean nobody. Michael has never been scared of that, so
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I mean true, very true. Hey Michael, what's up? Who are
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we? Oh? We are not that serious podcast? What are we doing?
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Aka? The best podcast? In the world. I am Michael elsie
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Ken is in the building. My ak doctor m J. And we're here
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and we're doing the doing the things, the damn thing, the damn things.
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What do we got next? Everything? So many things watch us?
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And now this week? No, but I heard what's the name is on
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there? Your girl? My girls accident? Oh yeah, I forgot about
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that. Your talk about the wrong jump bro. That was great. They
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tricked me bro, wrong black dress, teeth horrible. But I didn't mean
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to give her all that, you know what. I'm sure I was like,
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am I talk mother wrong? Bitch? Yes? You clearly not talking
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about it. But her dress looks similar to Jessica William whatever. Yeah,
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So she was on s n L and apparently so what happened? Who So
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some nastiness, that's what it was. You're talking about, Jennifer Lopez.
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Well, them putting it out there? Oh who put it? Who put
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that out there? What you're saying? Whoever put that out there? Whoever
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put that? So Jennifer Lopez was the musical guest, and then it was
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released that I guess it was an interview a couple of years ago, years
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probably, I think like four years ago. This by talking about how bad
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like j podcast podcast, how the girl even blew up? Was their tweets
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too or something? No, it was okay, I thought I saw yeah,
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but she was just talking about how jay Lo is pretty much a scammer,
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how she didn't even sing or write her own songs, same as everybody
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always has the names that we are we already we know, but it resurfaces,
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and the fact that it resurfaced this weekly as there she's hosting It's Perfect
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and j Lo is the musical guest It's perfect, and the proof was in
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the pudding because they showed a clip of her musical performance and a lot terrible,
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a lot to be desired. That's it's like her kids, her daughter's
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musical abilities not come from her. Thank God for marketing, Thank God for
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Mark a lot of heavy has a daughter make it like performing? It's her
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name. Yeah, her and Mark Anthony Mark Anthony have two kids, and
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her daughter sings too. No idea. I did not know Jaylo had kids
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at all. No, I don't really keep where I'm not gonna lie.
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I mean me, neither are just you just just see it. But they
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have kids. Mark Anthony talent that's been the Block of the century, though
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shout out him. She seems annoying, but Mark Mark Anthony is very talented.
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It don't come from her. How old is her kids? It's like
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teenagers now, because because I think they were doing I think she performed in
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the Super Bowl. When she was performing, she was I think it was
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last year, year before, a couple of years ago, Jayla And uh,
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yeah, you're saying her daughter performed. I think she was, and
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she was. She was there like she did something okay, And I think
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there was like videos of them, like rehearsing and stuff, and Jayla was
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like like enamored by her singing, and it was like yeah, and everybody
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that's what everybody says, like, yeah, it doesn't come from you,
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bitch. That's what happens when you can actually sing non singing. What is
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this? She said? Where's a Shanti? Wow? Why is this sound
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so good? Crazy theory? If she didn't wear that dress, she wouldn't
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be who she is today. What dress? The dress? Oh, the
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green dress got you? She could wear that shit every day like a cartoon
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character. I would not care what bart since huh, you don't know the
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green dress here? God, that's kind of damn it. That was like
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a that was like a that was a moment. That was a moment they
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could take that dress and put it in museum and people like, I think
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it is I think it is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame thing because
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it was at the grammysigg I was like twelve, I like, what the
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fuck? You don't remember that? Oh man, you know the dress?
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Yes, nigga, I can only rely ONQ to know. I'm shocked by
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how much you niggas don't know that was Like that was a you know,
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it was such a thing. What that it was? No, it wasn't
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who wore some man wore like a I want to say, well, everybody
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was like fake wearing it after that, Like it was like I thought,
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no, yeah, the South Park niggas went on the red carpet and wore
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that dress. If you don't, if you're listening, you don't know what
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you can. Let me just type Jon for a little bit. No,
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just type in Jennifer Lipet's dress. It's the first thing you can type in
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the green dress, and it's gonna be Jennifer Lopez wearing that fucking dress looking
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the fuck good. Yep. The word every game. Other than that,
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she's taltless nose. She just she wore she wore back like versace show,
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something like a fashion show, and she did it like a yeah, oh
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yeah, I see it looking still looking, still looking pretty good. They're
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looking pretty good. Can't that's her her best quality? Would? Yeah,
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I ain't gonna say she's talent less. Dance. She can dance, that's
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it. She's not a bading actor. No, she is. She's not.
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She's not good, she's not she's not bad. I'm not gonna say
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she blows out the water. But she's not a bad actor. She's not
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Beyonce. She's better than beyond. She's better. I'm saying she's not beyond.
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She's not that far off. You didn't like her, you don't like
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her Monster, I didn't watch. I love that movie. Great movie,
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hilarious movie, hilarious movie. Who's her? Counter like it was her?
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And uh the Old White the Old Jane Found Jane. Yeah, Uh,
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what's the movie where she was going to her ass? Beat? Enough enough
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enough? She was pretty good enough. She was pretty good enough. You've
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seen The Mother, the newer one, my last year, none of her
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newer stuff. No, watch The Mother bad or Bang Bang Banger. Okay,
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okay, And now she got a musical movie about her life that's about
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to come out. That looks Thomas Hell. I'd watched Cats before I watched
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that, I don't think. And obviously the obvious role that she is good
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in Selena. Oh yeah, Selena. She was Selena. She was so
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good as Selena. I thought the bitch as a kid. I was like,
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yeah, it's Selena, that's Selena. She was like, Selena is
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a great actress. This is crazy. You know, she's not a bad.
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She was a rom com girl, very Yeah, she was good at
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those. She got ranged bring back the rom coms, say she got she
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does that range and she could place a leading and being a rom con.
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That's range. It was not a rom con, but it wasn't. But
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that's dramatic character. But no. But even still, like when she did
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The Mother, that was an action movie. She does action, so she's
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funny. She could be serious to be j low propaganda. Now range,
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I'm sorry, that's the range that ranges, all right, But how about
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this, she didn't really have that big of an ass. No, we
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talked about she did. It was it was nice. She got a nice.
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It was a fat ass for the two thousands there and and right now
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we're just engulfed thro all the bbls that but no exact then back then she
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had the big but Beyonce had the big butt, and we were all looking
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at them at table. But but we're always looking at for for Elsie.
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If you saw that ass right now, you would think that's a big It's
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just that you're used to sucking bbs. How many b real bbls have you
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seen? How many real bb how many bl looking at that stret got BBL
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bbls. Okay, you didn't look at the zion bbls. That's why there
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are a lot of clowns. There's a lot. I can go. There's
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a lot more women walking around with bbls than y'all know, and they probably
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look somewhat normal, not all of them opposed to the big ass unrealistic thighs
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don't match bbls. If you see those every day, I don't know where
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you go. What I'm saying, do you be a I don't like those,
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So that's not something I'm between bbls and every week bbls and what fat
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transfers. Okay, that's but back in the day, I guess that was
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considered a big butt. It's just that we have now been brainwashed with the
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BB It was always I mean, because that's what was Wow. Why would
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we say back then if it wasn't because you because so back then that was
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a big butt. That was a big butt back then, and it's it
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was a big butt back then. The reason were like, she ain't even
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that thick for real, she just had a nice You don't got to be
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thick to have a big butt, right, But there's bigger butts, there's
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bigger we're not we're not saying that they're not bigger butts. But back then,
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when we looked at at the celebrities and big butts, that's who we
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went to. I'm talking about celebrities. I'm just talking about people in general
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that when we talked about big butts back then, when we were children,
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we're thinking of j Lo, We're thinking of buy the body. Okay,
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we're going to points and she is video of st actually having but it never
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looked like her ass wasn't even that fat either. We're saying that it wasn't
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even cracked in. It was considered a big butt. But objectively actually in
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actuality really was when we look at the scope of the world window, we're
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just looking at it from hindsight. Hindsight one and number one. I think
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that was put out there that she has a big butt, because a lot
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of this was a fat ass. And that's not that's not don't look like
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that. That's just a fat ass. That's a big But that's not even
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cartoonish. That's just and that was with just a nice believe it. That's
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just a nice homegrown fat ass. It wasn't homegrown. It was a homegrown
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They look good. It looked good, sure, but it's not cartoonish.
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You're thinking of the cartoon I'm not thinking of I'm not. I'm not,
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I am not. I am not thinking of cartoonish anything. But I'm just
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thinking about a lot dexter. His mom had a fat ass. She's telling
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honestly, leave them with yellow gloves on. The girl of that turkey.
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Look, that's all she needs to leave on, the yellow gloves and the
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size two heels. Speaking of oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
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young horny times. Oh god, I was talking to Brandy about us.
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I forgot what we were talking about. But the subject of masturbation came
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up and it reminded me. I don't know why I didn't think of this
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before the first time I tried to beat off as a very small child.
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What's very small, Like fourth fifth grade? You were danced. Here's a
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story. You had a big brain. I did not. I had a
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friend who had an older brother, and he was like, yeah, my
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brother told me it said something about beating off and like lotion. I was
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like, oh, what what do you think's going That's so crazy, that's
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how things like we Yeah, And then so later that day I went up
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to my room. I scored it so much lotion on myself. My is
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just covered in lotion and over here, I'm over here like I'm playing with
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slime like a magician with the handkerchief out of his head, just like a
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knacking everywhere. What's going on? He was really beating and ship like beat
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it. But no, I was like, so you just ended up making
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a complete mess, a complete mess. And then I just like just put
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the lotion all over my question. Now, my question, how long were
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you doing that until you stopped? That's a good question. I think it
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was a minute, just like, Okay, this isn't doing it for me.
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It was like I got to stick with this. He's just twenty minutes
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in. It's like, I'm not feeling it. And then I just you
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know, rubbed all the me get somewhere from the from the stomach, from
26:47
the stomach to the knees. He was shine. I was so stumbach for
26:52
a week. And then I came off in the shower and turned on my
26:56
dreamcast and went about the games. He's all right, back to Sonic Adventure.
27:00
That didn't do anything for me. They're lying, my god. Yeah,
27:06
so that is fun. You said fourth grade. I don't think I
27:07
was. No, I might have been like twelve thirteen. I was about
27:14
that age for like four fifth grade. You being off fourth grade? Nigga
27:17
said, twelve thirteen, Like that's not fifth grade? Oh is that no?
27:21
Fifth grader? Is that fifth grade? Thirteen? Twelve fifteen? Yeah,
27:26
twelve, I was like fifty, like like I was ten sixth grade.
27:30
I was ten or fourth grade? So yeah, yeah, I guess
27:33
I was like ten years old. Yeah, years old, damn damn nigga.
27:37
Yeah, you can get to the money, man, you get to
27:41
the nigga getting to the wedding. I was trying to get to the bread.
27:44
That's how to need the dough. That's you we weed. Nothing was
27:48
going on. You was playing with your said, I was playing with my
27:51
dig Not a single hair on those balls. Smooth as fuck, smooth as
27:55
eggs. He just just playing with two browns, eggs, just loationening them
28:03
up, just loads, laughing them up, wasting eggs. The shiny had
28:12
the shiniest goose eggs in the land. My balls have never been more moist.
28:18
Yeah, yeah, here to be tried, have you now they're all
28:23
dark these balls, Now they're all wrinkled up and darken than the rest of
28:29
his body. They always were smooth and eggs. Your your balls aren't darker
28:34
than the rest of your body, probably not anymore. What is not anymore?
28:38
Yeah? Because before they dropped it every three months. So oh no,
28:44
because Mike tries to make fun of me for being light skin having darker
28:47
balls, but everyone has dark balls. Yeah, but this is much more
28:52
drastic. Is the contract? The contract is crazy. It goes It's like
28:56
kid couldy day and night. This is this is a different The skin on
29:03
your balls the same skin on your elbows. We talked about that too.
29:07
Is it close? Enough. Similarly, all right, I'll report back next
29:11
week. Because when you're in the wound, your elbows on your ball just
29:19
actually merged together. I'm just come out to wom actually by your six month
29:27
gest Jason, if you have to separate it, they have to do a
29:30
sea section to separate your balls from the elbows. M hmm. I read
29:36
look it up. I saw that from a documentary narrated by David Attenborough about
29:41
Say, David Allen Greer thought, even better, Here we have a young
29:45
African American child. His elbows are still attached to his balls in the womb.
29:53
You have to do an emergency sea section to detach his elbows. Deliberate,
29:59
deliberate his Negro elbows from his balls, Negro Caucasian elbows. Did you
30:14
all see, Uh, we're talking Selena. You see the Ulana is trying
30:18
to come out with the fucking bullshit talking about I'm gonna tell the real story
30:22
everybody before parole. Right, Yeah, we talked. Did she not get
30:29
marked in prison? She's probably protected? Huh? Probably protected? You think
30:33
so? Probably is she probably like like in the piece, like you know
30:37
what I'm saying, they're gonna get probably a lot of Latinas, and they
30:44
wanted them no way latin her rock. No, I'm that's what I'm saying.
30:48
That's why she's protected. She's probably in the wherever she's at, a
30:52
lot of Latinas. She's probably with the white area and the women area nation.
30:57
They don't give a about Selena. She no, she locked them in
31:00
Corpus CHRISTI yeah, it's a lot of Mexican. That is not the flace
31:04
for her to me. I'm sorry she's in Gatesville, wherever the funk that
31:07
is, if it's in Texas, it's still a lot of Mexican that's having
31:11
all the I'm sure neo Nazi and jail in Brooklyn. You are not popular
31:15
there. Good luck, Bubba. She really murders Aelena bro that's crazy.
31:19
Well according to her little hello doctor, I'm gonna tell you the real stories.
31:26
But the crazy thing about everybody's like, bitch, you don't care about
31:30
your story? Get you you talking about years ago? One more year?
31:36
Yeah? All the people all the come outside, We're not gonna jump you.
31:38
You ever see, like the people with the Mexicans there that the piano
31:41
piantas in there of her good ship, I love it. Speaking of nasty
31:48
women. Have y'all seen Drea dr raya dread How you said, do you
31:53
not know Dreya? I'm pretty sure it's Drea bro I'm not. I just
31:56
never heard her name, said, I don't remember the world's most uninformed podcast
32:04
heard of. You know, we are about to start going through serious pre
32:07
production because y'all niggas are y'all niggas are embarrassing the other news Google another news.
32:15
Uh, Baracco, We're not We're not comparing the the person. He
32:25
was black and apparently has a wife who just want a Grammy. Michele Michelle
32:32
Obam Baracosma Obama. Well sul to Michelle, she really did want a Grammy
32:39
for audiobook. I think. Okay, the Deer is up next. Was
32:44
gonna say, shut out to the Derek. We gotta get her on here.
32:46
She might she don't be too famous by the time she even dropped she's
32:50
too famous by saying she too famous now. But anyway, you know what
32:54
I saw? Hold on, I sorry, I got I saw this I
32:59
think on your Facebook, my Facebook. Yes that the original of all of
33:07
this was supposed to be YouTube and the Deer, Yes was it? Yeah?
33:12
She was our first guest, and then we was our first guest.
33:14
I was like, I'm thinking about starting the podcast with Julian and the Deer.
33:20
Would you' all tap in? Oh probably doesn't even remember you remember that
33:24
was like the original seven eight years ago, twenty twenties. We started that
33:32
since she was our first guest and we were going to continue to have her
33:35
on, but our schedules just weren't what I was going to talk about.
33:38
She was living, yeah, she was living in New York. That just
33:40
was never gonna work. But it was fun when we were talking about how
33:45
like we would never know each other or like mostly if the podcast didn't happen.
33:51
But I was thinking, like, I don't remember how I met you
33:52
guys. To be honest, I'm gonna be all right. So I think
33:57
specifically, I know I was cool with Sewing to Berry, and that was
34:01
probably our link between you, because I think it's honestly, I think it
34:06
started on Twitter. Yeah, And that's the only thing because we were all
34:09
in that same group chat like that group Twitter because we were all cool.
34:13
So it's just everybody just happened to be lumped up in there, and then
34:15
we started interacting with there, and then I know you started going out with
34:20
them like brunches and stuff. Oh yeah, that was like that was right
34:25
before COVID. That's when we started talking, so I guess. I mean
34:31
literally, I was on the podcast before that even happened. I mean then
34:44
that the first till you came on at my house, right, Yeah,
34:46
yeah, I knew. I knew you from when I moved here. You
34:51
were in eighth grade, but you hung out with like one Emian Now okay,
34:55
but you were like the one person I didn't really know. Yeah,
34:58
but we I think we spoke very seldomly, and then we got putting the
35:01
same group Chap like I knew album a little bit. I knew my name,
35:06
I knew Chewing like. You were probably the one that like we didn't
35:07
really know you and Mike Mike Itchy like yeah, we're just out. Well
35:13
I knew Mike it because we were going like the weekend. Oh wow,
35:17
twenty seventeen. Hey man, okay, you should send it like a few
35:23
months before it even started. Yeah, send her that picture just to get
35:27
it back on. Remember the good time. Get it back. I think
35:30
we may back. Yeah, say, I just knew it, Mike from
35:34
seventh grade. You just knew who I was. I knew of you just
35:37
just because of school. I seen you walk over the Yeah. Other than
35:39
that, if it was like that's a proper fellow. Who's the guy holding
35:43
both his book backstraps? Wow? Yeah? And he had he had the
35:52
he had to think we're connected. Across the mike. He had a canteen
36:04
exactually a book student kind of have a water like the the gate nine is
36:15
that way, sir? And then I knew. I want to say,
36:20
me and Mike met the seventh grade when I came to Township. He came
36:22
in eighth grade. Uh no, No, so I got her seventh grade.
36:27
You came in eighth grade. How you tell me you came in eighth
36:30
grade. I was here in seventh grade. Mike, seventh grade is my
36:34
first. One of those people because he don't know he came in seventh grade
36:37
because I was in eighth grade. Yeah, he came in seventh grade.
36:42
Pay attention. I knew Q since I think we talked about this foot well.
36:45
I knew Q from football. He was younger than us, way younger
36:47
than us, but he was playing with the niggas the same age as me
36:51
and killing those niggas crush cookies crushed. You know he was he was killing
36:55
niggas crushed. I only knew Q because he used to pick up it.
37:00
I knew qk used to pick up his brothers from prime time. That's it.
37:02
I knew Keenan since seventh grade. I don't even I don't eve remember
37:06
how we got cool lunch. I have no it wasn't lunch. We had
37:08
lunch together. I don't remember. It all came together. It was eighth
37:14
grade lunch when pretty much we all sat together, not even seventh grade then.
37:16
I think the only person people I hung out with or knew of it
37:20
was like Nashawan because me and Sean had a math class. But I was
37:22
the new kid. I was just I was just Mookie's cousin. That was
37:25
it. You Moie's cousin. Yeah, everybody like cousin. It was like,
37:30
that's Mooie's cousin. That's all I was known as. You actually movie
37:32
cousin, play cousins for real, but we were We literally have infant pictures
37:37
like yeah, I'm literally since I was baby. So I used to come
37:43
in this neighborhood and play with him and go home and go back to Cinnamonson.
37:47
And then when we moved here, I was like, oh shit,
37:50
I remember coming around here, a full circle moment. I think I know
37:54
I'm knowing Corey the longest I know Corey for a minute. Oh yeah,
37:58
I didn't meet. I met Corey right before we started school in seven degree.
38:00
They got his do rag time ears. That was that was that was
38:07
his look. Cory's he used to wear. He used to wear and having
38:13
like right here over his over his eyebrows and over his ears, like tight.
38:16
Is that what they did in New York? I guess so that's what
38:20
That's what that Queens niggas did. That's cut off black like under armoured shirt.
38:24
They always had muscles since we were little because he was always lifting.
38:29
Yeah, we just be outside every day. That's why I nigga five five
38:30
now close enough, that's crazy. He's like five six. He was living,
38:42
smoking cigarettes and drinking golfee that what that niggas stunning. Now we're just
38:46
gonna make up about Corky more and more like he was, yo you.
38:54
He won't be mad for this. But this back when I don't really fun
38:59
with him, like I didn't. I did not fun with him at all.
39:04
Probably around senior years when I started kind of like because Adam brought him
39:07
around. I was like, Okay, he's not so bad. But before
39:12
I did not fuck with him at all, did not like him. That's
39:14
when he wanted to be a hood. But the niggas that he hung out
39:22
with, I was like, oh no. And when I tell you the
39:24
niggas that he hung like, he hung out with dickhead after dickhead after dickhead
39:30
after dick It was like the whole row, just with the cocka mamy bunch
39:35
there. Huh uh. You see, I was. I was a dickhead
39:39
going places he wants to talk about that, I was a goo ahead of
39:44
my shoulders and that what he said. Hey, he somehow found time for
39:49
that too, going on how he found time is not what he said anyway.
39:52
Senior tchip right, Senior trip we obviously senior trip for our school every
39:58
year was going to Disney in Orlando, by the way, very good time,
40:01
fun time. But for some reason in our graduating class it was a
40:08
lot of cigarette smokers. Don't know why, I guess because it's like it's
40:14
the cool thing to do. Only now you're kind of old enough to like
40:16
be allowed to do it like some people are eighteen now. And I remember
40:22
we had a meeting like an assembly before the trip, and we like talked
40:27
about the rules and things you can do, like you know, just prepping
40:30
us for the trip. And then the principal device was like, all right,
40:35
I know we got a lot of requests for this, and we're here
40:38
to say at Disney, yes, if you are old enough, if you
40:45
are eighteen, you are allowed to smoke on the premises. And when I
40:50
promise you. When he said that, the fucking roar like you like you
40:57
thought, we just one the fucking world series and Whiggas went crazy, Yes,
41:07
yes, oh my god, mid all lights more bro went on just
41:13
whoa, so we in senior trip fast over there, and you know,
41:16
like you know how they were. They let you just dealer, just let
41:20
you go free all day, go where you want. You can't come back,
41:22
and you just you can't literally cannot come back to the room. You
41:24
just gotta You're forced to run them up all day until like a certain time.
41:30
So I would you just go around the parks and obviously you know these
41:32
parks they would have smoking sections, and true enough, you would see at
41:37
least two or three. They were classmates, huddled up. It's Magic Kingdom,
41:43
Florida, Like Nigga, you smoking SIGs, just like huddled up like
41:46
Nigga enjoyed the fucking iombie. Like we are in the Magic right now and
41:51
you are bumming cigarettes off each other and the worst defender. What's this,
41:55
nigga? Cort This nigga, to my knowledge, you can confirm this.
42:00
I don't think he ever smoked before this trip, but this nigga was out
42:04
here fucking elbows like shoulders hunched up fiending for cigarettes like fingers like this,
42:13
like like he's about a singer, a girl, like crushing the cigarette with
42:17
his two fingers, smoking his ship and he's like he's bumming. He don't
42:22
have his own cigarettes because he's not a smoker, so he's bumming cigarettes like
42:27
other niggas that smoke. And it's like the fucking short he's like hacking the
42:30
lung every time he had it. Man, this this is smooth, smooth.
42:37
God, he's huddled up at the fucking music Hotel, loud, just
42:42
coming up on the in Hollywood studio Universal, just just puffing away. I'm
42:49
like, God, damn niggas, he's like yo, you gotta say it.
42:51
Get bum he's going around get a dragon? Can I get? Can
42:59
I get I bum? That? Man? I need some answers because why
43:04
to his dad? I don't know. He was trying to fight in But
43:06
like you said, he's he's healed even he was a fower back then.
43:08
Yeah yeah, and he's going into a great and he's happy that now that
43:14
he has left, he's happy he left that group. Yeah, he left
43:17
that group and he's doing not sover left ups. If he was winning that
43:22
group, never you would have never left. More soa the regional manager deserves
43:29
to. That's still not that. That's good. Yeah. Yeah Drea Drea,
43:36
Yeah, yeah, she's she's weird. So Drea is allegedly dating uh
43:43
NBA thought it was. I mean, I don't know. I feel like
43:47
throwing a legendedly in front of stuff. Yeah yeah, we save his face.
43:51
So yeah, allegedly she's dating Jaalen Green. And Drea is how old
43:55
again? Thirty forty thirty nine not one of them and nine thirty nine and
44:01
Jalen Green is twenty? Is he that young? He's not even twenty?
44:05
No, he gotta be twenty one by now. I can tell you if
44:07
he's ninety one, kind of crazy. He's about to turn twenty two.
44:12
Yeah, okay one, by the time this comes out, he will be
44:17
twenty two. Oh happy worthday. Jaien Green, you use a dumb ass
44:20
nigga. I hope that's somebody telling you that. But yeah, it's kind
44:23
of like the PJ. Washington Show. Yeah, but the problem I think
44:27
apparently she's pregnant. Correct, that's that's the rumor. I don't alleged.
44:30
Yeah, it's not confirmed or anything. Allegedly pregnant allegedly by Jaylen Green.
44:35
What makes it even more like the PJ. Washington it's the exact same thing,
44:38
like she's an opportunist, and I hope that it's not true. And
44:43
what makes it even nastier is that Drea has a son who is but like
44:50
twenty twenty one, so allegedly pregnant by someone who's the same age as her
44:57
son, which is levels of nasty that I I mean, if I got
45:00
explain it to you, then come on, and then people people like to
45:05
pull that whole well, they're both a dope. Shit no no no no
45:07
no, yes, but no, no, no no. If the genders
45:12
were reversed, it would look nasty, So it's still people like to be
45:15
like to shit on that way. People always say, what if it was
45:17
a man, but it's very true, like if this, if it was
45:21
some dude that was thirty seven, thirty nine with a twenty twenty one year
45:25
old girl got her pregnant, we call him all types of nasty, but
45:30
as we should, as we should, but she also needs to be looked
45:36
at nasty, like that's that's awful. And apparently did y'all hear about this?
45:43
It was this rapper I want to say, it's in Texas. He's
45:45
like sixteen, was messing with this lady like she's like thirty something. But
45:53
the guy, the guy said he's like a local rapper, like in Texas,
45:59
he's six see, And apparently he said he was messing with this lady
46:00
that was thirty plus for two years, meaning he was fourteen. Was fourteen.
46:07
Yeah, I gotta look it up. I don't see it. This
46:14
is this that pre production was talking about. But the only thing I've heard
46:19
close to that it was the other way around. Though it was like a
46:22
thirty is sure, some mid twenties thirty year old guy who like dated like
46:28
a sixty year old girl. All that shit is weird to me. Bro,
46:30
Like you find somebody close to your age. Man, someone brought up
46:37
they went a little extreme with it, but uh, the jay Z and
46:42
Beyonce thing, and then they went a little completely left field with jay Z
46:46
and his daughter. That was that was they were, that was that was
46:50
the troll was discussing. But they still bring up jay Z and Beyonce that
46:54
age. Yeah, but yeah, it always looked funny and the light to
46:58
me, I can't lie system like the sister or whatever. I think she
47:01
thought it was a launder or some shit too live. Yeah, yeah,
47:06
I mean that always look funny in the light to me. But you know,
47:08
all right, so my question is all right to me. I don't
47:12
want to jump out the winner. I think that all that ship does stops
47:15
mattering once somebody is like twenty five up, sure, twenty five. Once
47:21
your brain is fully developed, once you're like twenty five thirty, I don't
47:24
care if the niggas fifty seven. Yeah, nigga, you're an adult,
47:28
your shit, your frontal low is developed. You can make, hopefully,
47:31
can make sound decisions, have a sense of self that won't let you be
47:37
influenced by somebody or manipulated by somebody. I'm gonna keep it being with you.
47:43
I could really care lesson even if they were eighteen, I know,
47:47
I know. Yeah, well I'm careless. Yeah, there's there's a pattern.
47:52
Yeah, we know why because that's like that to a lot of things
47:57
have nothing to do with you. Does Palestina have anything to do No talk
48:00
about freedom? Okay, that's about that, dude. Okay, Okay,
48:07
what going. We're gonna keep going. You know, it doesn't it's not
48:14
strange to you of an eighteen year old is dating a fifty year old.
48:17
Sure, but he doesn't care. He's not gonna blink about it. He
48:21
doesn't care to it involves him like so like if it was one of your
48:23
little cousins, less worth thirty five year olds, you look sure. I
48:29
mean I would, I would look at it different, but I ain't got
48:32
how to do it. Man. Hmm. Okay, Keenan, mind your
48:37
business then all for mine of your business. Sure, I'm on for that.
48:43
I'm like sixty percent sixty five percent, because at end of the day,
48:51
it's like no matter what you say, how you say, it's never
48:52
gonna change. This shit's been going on forever and it ain't gonna stop.
48:57
We had this whole argument with Brittany Renner and pre J Washington, and we
49:00
all said that Nasty was whatever and blamed her or blamed him and they should
49:05
know by now and they don't know by now, And then you see the
49:07
ship repeat itself. So it's like, m that's true. But also keep
49:12
having the same conversations about it, like yeah, and I feel like every
49:14
time it happens, talk about it. Yeah, I'm not saying don't talk
49:17
about it. I'm saying every time. I'm not saying don't talk about it.
49:21
I'm saying, don't have the same expectations. Yeah, like that at
49:25
some point you have to. I don't expect it not to happen, you
49:29
know, Like it's like all right, like you expect it to not happen.
49:32
But when it's when she like huh da, michell, what about it?
49:37
She has a nice body, She don't look as good as a person
49:40
in person as you think she will. We talked about that before we literally
49:45
got off the plane in New Orleans. She was standing right the fuck there.
49:46
I'm like, that's okay, Like, what's it called? Jaylen Brown
49:51
is dating fucking Bernice, like, yeah, she's another one he is,
49:55
Yeah, Britanice, who u Burgos? We explained, but that whole family
50:02
is like that. She had the daughter, how many two daughters? She
50:06
got a daughter that's his age, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. But
50:09
Jaylen Brown's what twenty seven, twenty seven seven, She's she's got to be
50:14
upper forty. That's forty three. And I'm fine with that because that bitch
50:16
is fun. And he's twenty seven old enough, he's twenty seven. He's
50:21
passed the threshold to me, he ain't twenty two, and she is very
50:23
fun. He ain't twenty two. He's twenty seven. The twenty seven year
50:28
old with a mass contract you deserve in that niggagaset bird taking. Jaylen's about
50:31
to get a max contract, now did it just him? Didn't give one
50:36
yet? He's still a you. I'm with Jaalen Brown's on his rookie No,
50:40
no jail Jaen. Yeah, well that's Jylen Brown got the richest.
50:45
Yeah, he got the best. Yeah, but it's no coincidence. Had
50:47
Drea definitely did her research her for the other baby. Dad's fucking Orlando Scandrick.
50:52
So that's it's I don't know. It's a nasty world, but I
50:59
think it's just it's at the point it's it's almost like expected and normal it
51:05
is. And I keep seeing the argument that they deal with these women because
51:09
they know the game, they know you know what I mean. That makes
51:13
fifty fifty on that I get that fifty. They be another one that you
51:16
can find that they know how to play the role. They know how to
51:20
how to move in that world, that's why. But it'd be the same
51:23
chicks moving around in that same circle. Yeah, but it's like I understand
51:28
that part of it. But then the other side of the coins like,
51:30
all right, they know how to move, but like, don't you see
51:36
the end result they think could be different. We'll leave you and just go
51:38
to the next one. And this is something that obviously we can't relate to.
51:44
So this is all just right, like trying to put yourself that,
51:50
Yeah, that's gonna be like like a Zion, I'm committed, right,
51:54
Zion gets somebody out of yea rotation. Zion gets somebody new. Call and
52:00
look all the ship that he went through, Daffy would have just got a
52:05
O G. Yeah, you say, who went through Zion? Zion the
52:09
rotation, right, got some somebody that ain't been around different he went,
52:16
he went for a reptar. She was not in the rotation. She's not
52:21
one of the like just a porn starve baddies that you know, Bennie Jones
52:24
has been around the box that I'm saying, So you see his experience with
52:30
that, Like, I'm not dealing with nobody who don't know how to play
52:32
this game. Like what I'm saying example only just not an example, because
52:37
not only does she not know that, but she's just she's mentally ill.
52:42
She's not stable. That's the risk you run when you run dealing with people
52:45
who all these six like I mean, you can run into it, not
52:49
all these I'm sorry, you know, Bernice is not doing that. That's
52:51
what I'm saying. Bernice is absolutely not doing that, you know, but
52:54
I would assume a Ryan Mills is not. But but the thing is she's
53:00
not one of them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like she was,
53:02
she was new, like I've never even heard of her, and so
53:05
that ship is exact. That's the same thing to me. It's like,
53:07
I think it's one of those things where these dudes, actually I'm lying.
53:12
She made it. She made a video to one of my mixes, like
53:15
a couple months before that shop. I just didn't But even then I didn't
53:19
put to it in another and I knew her whatever. And part of it
53:22
is that affatuation with like you're talking about dudes who grew up in like the
53:28
Instagram era and the girls that are popular, and like if we were fucking
53:34
nineteen twenty and Megan Good came knocking on our door, none of us were
53:37
saying no, yeah, okay, now right, you know what I mean.
53:42
I'm about to say down like show got knocked. Just tell me you
53:46
come li the door. Imagine, imagine fucking stop the Yard era, like
53:51
I come fucking door, like your feel at home a Megan Good coming through
53:54
the door. Yeah, Christine, I got yeah, like Laurenn the Atl
54:01
era, like Maya Atl. I'm not saying I think the thing of this
54:06
day. Maya kid like that, like a shot when you're a young you
54:10
like, I don't understand, it's just you gotta kind of you gotta know,
54:17
bro, No I put it on the women. But you're s I'm
54:21
always blaming that we're speaking as a thirty year old. But I think All
54:25
those people that we mentioned are different because all those chicks got side. Didn't
54:30
know. I was in a committee magagive when I was twenty. I was
54:34
five years old. Where did that get you here? Successful? Podcast?
54:42
God? I got stories. I'm here. I try my listen, life
54:47
experience, Squares and Disney. I didn't tell the second part of the story.
54:55
I was smoking up with them, stressed. What am I gonna do?
55:02
Man? Three years? She said she wants a dozen roads. I
55:10
don't got a job. I'm supposed to get a try to Teddy, but
55:13
I got money for that. Those are my problems. But the old man
55:19
is always going to go for the young girls, and you're always going to
55:22
see a young guy ended up with a older chicken, and that light.
55:27
That's it's gonna happen. It's always been that way, always gonna be that
55:30
way. No reason to keep talking about it. Well, I guess we're
55:35
done talking about it. I got some questions for you, oh nice from
55:38
our lovely pier three Patreon members. Good question. On your last episode,
55:45
you guys said that eating ass was mainstream. Now what is the equivalent to
55:50
that? Now? Something that's taboo, that's like eating ass? So what
55:54
is the new eating asses? I think toes in the mouth is the new
56:00
didn't ask no, no, A foot fetish has always been a thing.
56:05
No no, no, no no no no no no. You have to
56:07
hear them out. What are you saying? Not about fetish, but what's
56:09
something that's like, what's something that's not normal that I think will be normal?
56:15
Yeah, toes in the mouth, I think so that might be missionary.
56:19
Toes in the mouth. I think that I feel like that people were
56:22
doing have a boy because I still haven't had no toes in my mouth.
56:27
But to free zone question you're trying to say to you, is there's a
56:34
world outside of you. It's not. That's all I think about what we're
56:38
not talking about those fucking freaks. There's no world. You said the same
56:43
thing about the ass eaters. That's the point, that's the question. That's
56:47
the question. We're saying that now, what is something that we might not
56:51
be saying that we're accepted before before ass eating? What you say, Hold
56:58
on, I'm going to answer this question on foot? What fetish? A
57:02
fetish? That means they that is normal. It's called talked about feet on
57:12
broadcast television. People having foot fetishes there's a whole episode of one on one
57:15
in the context. Look at them easy to talk about on one on one
57:20
eating ass or just I like, it's not like I drinking off, like
57:27
I like sticking my tongue there, like I eat ass. If y'all think
57:34
foot play is more tabooed and ass eating, I don't know what more.
57:38
We just said something that that's what you said. That is for me.
57:45
That's what I'm saying. That's what you just said. What I'm saying,
57:47
we're answering the question for ourselves. I'm not I'm not saying. I'm not
57:51
gonna lie if you line like fifty people haven't ask what they rather eat ass
57:54
or I think more people like, what's what's I think considerable? That might
58:06
no, no, I believe that toes first. But but again, but
58:16
again, we're thinking singular, not at a broad spread. But I believe
58:22
it's just you and the room. I believe right now everyone has to answer
58:24
singularly. Guys. I believe that the next thing outside of it is guys
58:32
admitting to getting their ass eating. One of my boys actually just told me
58:37
that's that's the next thing. That's the next thing. It's starting to it's
58:39
starting to swing that way. It's starting to swing that way. We're more
58:44
guys. But yet told you that Gary. It was a Latino man,
58:47
but it was not Gary. That's that's going to be the next thing where
58:51
it's just going to be accepted among everybody. I know what you're saying.
59:00
It was a rim job every now and then. I'm not saying name,
59:05
but yeah, he was like, he was like she was crazy. But
59:07
I have my legs and the like. Yeah, that's what he said.
59:10
I don't think I could. I don't want nobody playing. But I said,
59:16
but that's the spot. I'm squirmish. Yeah, I don't. I
59:22
don't even like getting my fucking toes done. I don't even like I was.
59:25
I was near the neighbors. I was about the Tanna talking to Nigga.
59:32
It was it was like two inches from the magic Land. I'm straight.
59:42
I was feeling it. Jesus, Yeah, I'm got yeah. Remember
59:51
great that was. That's that's cuse Nigga, you remember how great that was?
59:54
Was? It was all right, but I imagine right there I am
59:58
tickling about. I was giggling. Uh the Undertaker here, He said,
1:00:07
what nothing you're discussing damn thing. I'm good. I don't want my ass
1:00:13
heat. So yeah, but that's going to be the next book. Crazy
1:00:19
you dig it, Keenan saying maybe like pegging, that's that's that's far's that,
1:00:30
that's step first, a big step. Yeah, that's what's right there.
1:00:35
Oh yes, yeah, well we gotta go get your ass, eat
1:00:38
yourself then then pegging you skipping steps from fingers just kind of got Okay,
1:00:46
you put a to dick in there. Word of bad bunny? What word
1:00:51
of bad bunny? You know what? What's the next question? Perto ricans
1:00:55
alone. Yeah, yeah, question, y'all. This question didn't didn't go
1:01:06
where I thought it was going. He said, if you were a girl
1:01:07
for a day, out of all the girls, you know which one are
1:01:10
you squaring up with? That's crazy, that's crazy. I don't know if
1:01:16
we can answer that. Whacted because they don't know these people. Yeah,
1:01:22
they don't know the scirl of my job. I'll beat that picture. There's
1:01:28
a girl I can square up with. M hmm, I don't Michelle,
1:01:37
just so she can be my ass and I can be under her. Oh
1:01:42
that's how I think about it. Okay, okay, way to fucking flip
1:01:47
that nose of some morning ship. At least beat out of men. Do
1:01:58
bitch, you can't beat me, bitches him on me ho for you,
1:02:04
it would be, it would be, says Beyonce Rihanna. One of them
1:02:07
true paunched me in the face, in the mouth, beat my ass so
1:02:14
I can see them jigger wooga as you beat my assis. Bunched me in
1:02:20
the face. That's worth the price of a mission right there. Oh yeah
1:02:25
yeah yeah, yeah yeah. You's on the all chair that the titt comes
1:02:29
out during the fight. I'm hearing my ship just come on titty. Oh
1:02:36
yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Beat my ass. That's that's getting the food
1:02:39
Fox put on me. That's how I think about it. No sins it
1:02:44
don't put your mind out, not okay, fighting tactics. Don't smother me
1:02:52
with your b I can't believe I can't believe me. This is how I
1:03:02
go out, and I'm okay with it. Like this girl is weird.
1:03:09
This bitch may find like, bitch is weird. Yeah. I started punching
1:03:15
her face. He started, she started starting the money. Huh oh,
1:03:30
ship, yeah, start coming Okay. It's just as funniest ways people hurt
1:03:45
themselves. I don't know if that was like a suggestion for us to look.
1:03:49
I love that one you first. Mine is very simple. I love
1:03:52
when kids hurt themselves. Okay, anytime, any time a kid, anytime
1:03:59
a child or himself doing something that's not supposed to do, it brings me
1:04:02
joy every time. Like the other day, I seen this kid like running
1:04:05
around from their parents and like there was a table like just in the like
1:04:10
in the in the room, and like she was running, didn't like turned
1:04:15
around, didn't really gage his face right off right the ground, like truly
1:04:20
enjoying. He was like the turn up right on the head came down.
1:04:28
But you know, kids, they're stupid. They got right up and he's
1:04:30
like he didn't start crying until somebody looked at her. He didn't start crying
1:04:36
until somebody looked at it, Like he was. He sat there for a
1:04:39
good four seconds. They don't know how to handle their emotions yet, somebody,
1:04:44
this is a bad thing. It only did it for like three seconds.
1:04:48
Me and brand were in the parking lot of someplace and a kid just
1:04:53
started like crying and screaming, and she was just like I would you know
1:04:58
myself, I was like sounds good to me. Uh, mine is probably
1:05:04
when people fall off treadmills. Mm hmm. It's always fun. So you're
1:05:09
working at how many times did you see that? Is that a really happens?
1:05:13
How common is that it happens? I know it happened recently, this
1:05:16
one lady. She said it was somebody trying to show her how to use
1:05:18
the treadmill and they turned it up too high. Oh and I was like,
1:05:23
just messed up. It was fucked up. But people followed the treadmills
1:05:26
a lot, especially in the like we had like a movie theater. People
1:05:29
they just laughing at or like sometimes the treadmills aren't turned off and they walk
1:05:32
into it. It's darkness. You can't hear this ship. Yeah, not
1:05:38
one tatch in the movie. One time it happened to this one lady.
1:05:41
This is years ago. It happened to one lady. She did that,
1:05:45
like walked in there and the treadmills on and she didn't know it, Like
1:05:47
she got hit by a fucking bus. You saw her. I didn't know.
1:05:50
I didn't see her. I saw the aftermath. I'm like, what
1:05:53
the fuck happened to this lady? She said, with the trip Bill when
1:05:56
it was on like somebody trying to murder her. So yeah, that injury.
1:06:00
Now watching watching kids in uh uh, the Little Jazz should be funny
1:06:08
as hell, great, great stuff. Every time they start running, they're
1:06:13
im sure at first, then they finally they choose the spot and they run,
1:06:16
they commit, and then you can see the reflection get close fast and
1:06:21
not closer anymore. County did Da would tell the story of our friend with
1:06:30
the blender. Mm hmm, no funny story of how people hurt themselves.
1:06:36
So a friend of ours, who was too grown at this age to think
1:06:42
this, but thought that they could stop a blender with the finger. What
1:06:48
So he decided to turn the blender on and then stick his finger in it,
1:06:54
and blood went all over his mama white cabinets, and then lied to
1:06:59
his parents and said, oh, I was clean the blender and it turned
1:07:01
on Who did that? Who did that? Take a guess? No,
1:07:08
it's not that stupid Rob. Is his name Stephen? Is his name similar
1:07:14
to mine? No? Okay, it was Pat said I think you said,
1:07:20
I think what Patrick, you're listening? He is listening with you.
1:07:30
It was I like, I don't know, no, no, no,
1:07:34
no, no, if I was there. He would have done the ship.
1:07:38
He wouldn't have done the ship. Let him do it, no wonder,
1:07:41
let him do it, no go ahead. Every time I talk about
1:07:46
this, I'm like the thing that crushed ice. You think that your finger
1:07:50
is denser than that ice. They take whole food, make them juice copy
1:07:57
spins around. Yes, so stupid. So that's that's the funniest way that
1:08:02
I've known. Somebody injured themselves because they thought that they could stop a blender
1:08:05
with their finger. Did I ever tell the story about me and the crutches
1:08:10
in the hallway, No, So I think it was my first knee surgery.
1:08:15
I was first. Yeah, I had two knee surgeries old das exactly
1:08:20
got some old knees at the womb. So I was on crutches right,
1:08:24
And luckily when you're on crutches, you can get out of the class a
1:08:31
little earlier. So I was just in the hallway. It was me and
1:08:34
someone else was like, I guess my chaperone with books classmate, And I
1:08:41
was just in the hallway and my crutch hit a piece of paper, and
1:08:48
paper is actually slippery on tile, so it just my crutch went all like
1:08:55
all the way across, and I was like, and I fell in the
1:08:59
hallway on my crutches, but I was just only me and him, So
1:09:01
oh good. That wasn't embarrassing. But did you get hurt? Like no,
1:09:08
I still have my other legs, like Jesus on my good leg That
1:09:13
was one of my biggest fears. Shout out, Nikki Foot. Can you
1:09:18
start working at that concert? I didn't want to down bad. I didn't.
1:09:23
I didn't ask to see that either. But you see that they released
1:09:27
the actual the original version of the song, like what everyone got released was
1:09:30
like a backup beat, really because she couldn't get it cleared? Was it?
1:09:34
Was it better or it was better? But it sounded more like a
1:09:40
real song. Okay, it was still bad though she wasn't rapping. Yeah
1:09:46
yeah. Next question, last Patreon question. Uh, if you were a
1:09:54
boxer, what would be the most embarrassing way to lose a fight? Getting
1:09:57
knocked out in the first second of the first round. We're getting styled on
1:10:00
for twelve rounds straight, landing less than ten punches ship what's more embarrassing?
1:10:06
I think the first getting knocked out in the first round, getting styled on
1:10:12
for twelve rounds you're just getting embarrassed at the end. He was just toying
1:10:17
with you. Yeah, I mean that wouldn't happen. Huh, they would
1:10:21
end up fighting early. Well, why if you're you're fighting back getting you
1:10:26
asked, it's just hypothetically you're fighting back enough that it doesn't any fight,
1:10:31
but clearly dominating. You see niggas went fight ten eight ten eight ten eight
1:10:35
like that. But there's a lot of times they'll stop the fight. Yeah,
1:10:39
somebody's getting beat. If it's boxing the first second of the first round,
1:10:44
that's more abassing. It's not like if it's UFC. Nigga caught you
1:10:49
with a fucking flying ing roundhouse kid, like, Nigga, you ain't you
1:10:54
ain't see it coming. But boxing, the used two things, the left
1:10:59
and right, like the like the drunken uncle, whatever the fun, you're
1:11:01
drunken master. And he fucking did a fake knee in a boxing match,
1:11:04
and Nigga flinched and caught a uppercut. That's cheating. Yeah, I think
1:11:09
that that's cheating. Hell, you can't because you're over here moving your legs
1:11:15
like a He fucking dipped the first punch right hand, and then he was
1:11:20
like moved to the side, gave a fake knee, and a Nigga flinched
1:11:23
like that and went down and gave a backface. Wasn't even looking at him.
1:11:28
You shouldn't expect to get because you're boxing, you know. I equate
1:11:34
that to the fucking fake slide that the that college player did that. That's
1:11:40
no, no, no, I'm talking about the fake, fake slide.
1:11:43
But if somebody slides, active sliding is allowed. Knees are not allowed at
1:11:47
all, So you shouldn't even you're reacting to that. It's crazy, motherfuck
1:11:50
you the fight like like somebody in boxing where can't exactly but like this about
1:11:59
the name was like, yeah, Nigga mean me, I'm gonna automatically.
1:12:01
I'm sure there has been box matches when motherfuckers went to go kick and they
1:12:08
lose. Sure, you may lose, but you're still like if somebody's if
1:12:12
somebody's faking the knee, you're still gonna be like what the fuck. Yeah,
1:12:15
I'm not gonna. I don't think I'm gonna like checking Nigga in a
1:12:17
boxing match he tries to throw a leg, I would definitely rather have just
1:12:21
like a first round knockout. I can still go to the club afterwards.
1:12:27
My face will probably look first round, first round knockout. You did all
1:12:30
that turning for months just to not even still get some sort of paycheck.
1:12:35
And you get a paycheck for getting style for look a lot better if you
1:12:40
like. Yeah, if you get fucking beat up for twelve rounds, you're
1:12:42
gonna look like it. Exactly. You got your licks in here and there.
1:12:45
But he was doing most of the work. Oh excuse me, he
1:12:51
was doing most of the work. Have you got that's crazy? Hey?
1:12:56
How many listen? How many taking take a tip to? Oh? That
1:13:02
was the I meant to say this before, but I'll say it now.
1:13:09
It was something from our childhood, from the rug Rats. It was a
1:13:15
picture of Dal Pickles. He said, this is Dale Pickles, massive cry
1:13:18
baby vibes, ruiner, tattletale, cock blocker, hater, bitch ass nigga.
1:13:24
Don't be like Dal Pickles. Oh man, I think we talked about
1:13:28
this before. When Tommy left Dill in the middle of that far as with
1:13:30
the monkeys, he should have left him. He was he's a baby.
1:13:35
He is also a baby. He was a baby baby. They both were
1:13:41
baby baby. Couldn't deal with so much of a baby. He couldn't talk.
1:13:44
That so much of a baby was. Problem is that Tommy couldn't talk
1:13:46
either, couldn't even talk talk useless. He dump, Bro, he left
1:13:54
his nig in the middle of parts and dump. But now that he was
1:13:57
about to dump the bananas on him, he didn't. He was about to
1:14:00
elpans monkey wanting no and then and then't no, no speak because right before
1:14:12
he was about the dump the bananas on tell me that's what he said,
1:14:16
he spoke monkey. I was like, wow, Bro, it's really going
1:14:23
down. Nah, it wasn't any of those things. He was just a
1:14:29
baby. Man. Babies are all of those things. They are. Babies
1:14:33
are bitch ass niggas. Uh. In honor of a Black History Month,
1:14:41
I have another tweets from a place at lan. If karma is so real,
1:14:48
why white people still having a good time hilarious? Because they made karma,
1:14:57
so it's not gonna affect them. Oh, just just just let it
1:15:01
go, Just let it go. The sources I made it up, trust
1:15:06
me, Bro, I don't know. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
1:15:12
don't need an answer. Maybe one day they won't, maybe they won't.
1:15:16
Plenty of white you out there who are not having fun though. Mm hmm.
1:15:21
Not enough though for the damage they've done, but the blood they all
1:15:29
need to burn. It was a question, how would it feel to be
1:15:35
an actor and you're always typecast it as an ugly character. Damn, you
1:15:40
got self reflection. You just got to write it out. You gotta be
1:15:45
like, I'm ugly and I'm proud. I'm ugly and I'm proud. The
1:15:50
checks still clears, maybe exactly, the checks still clear, Like that Method
1:15:55
Damon, Like I know the guy that they say looks like Matt Damon,
1:15:59
but it looks Yeah, I forgot his name, but if I type in
1:16:04
Meth Damon, it will come up fake Matt Damon, Matthew Damon. I
1:16:14
never don't even Math Damon. The kid from Home Alone, the kid from
1:16:19
Breaking Away. It's fucking ugly. I remember that. It's not like white,
1:16:28
more of a like a character from Mister Meeting. Mm hmm, what's
1:16:32
my fucking name? From super Bad? For minced plots, the one with
1:16:40
the glasses love love. He was only in the right he was He's super
1:16:45
bad too? Was there super Bad too? No sources, nobody say that
1:16:49
had to be a straight to DVD movie role. Models, role model.
1:16:56
He was just the door then that played Napoleon Dynamite Johnny Michael Sarah is ugly
1:17:03
as I think Michael Siahs. The question wasn't just the name ugly actor Michael
1:17:09
Siahs. I don't think he's just he was awkward. You know who's ugly?
1:17:15
The chick buffet, the chick that plays Louise on bobs Burgers. The
1:17:23
real actor. Oh oh that's rude. She's just a ugly woman. No,
1:17:30
look at it, look at it. Don't talk about her, Christian.
1:17:34
Oh, she's a nice lady. She's a nice lady, comedic,
1:17:38
hilarious. But yeah, he shout her, Hey, hey, hey,
1:17:44
she's she looks like if somebody tried to draw Betty boot from memory, like
1:17:48
that was like twenty twenty four Olive Oil Betty Oops, Pine plain World.
1:17:58
I'm sorry, Christian Shan because Pope, I don't supposed to make it.
1:18:03
I think they're making a Popeye movie. Why why not? I think they're
1:18:09
making a Popeye movie. I guess why not make remake everything remade Shindler's List,
1:18:15
were it? Okay? Go ahead? Okay? Boy and Stripe for
1:18:18
Jamas Part two More Pajamas more stripes, more same ending camp. Speaking of
1:18:39
remakes, born in stripe for jamas to summer camp, okay, real one
1:18:51
summer like holes. Oh my, speaking of remix, my name is couton
1:19:01
Talk and now I'm the cooten bron. You know who I saw all over
1:19:04
the weekend, Thomas Clil Thomas. He's been everywhere for some reason, but
1:19:09
that's so he was. He was in l A. In fact, Clelil
1:19:13
Thomas retweeted my first tweet to ever go viral. Dang shout out to him.
1:19:16
Yeah it was I forget what I did, and I know it was.
1:19:19
It was a booty had me like tweet like that was when the hashtags
1:19:23
were popular. And I tweeted Denzel Washington's son when he died in John Q.
1:19:29
Remember that that was my first tweet to go viral. Actually, no,
1:19:31
he didn't retweet it. He stole it and I added him. He
1:19:33
was like, yeah, my fault, Yeah I stole this good look that
1:19:38
was funny as hell, Neils this sweet Speaking of remix, mister and mister
1:19:43
Smith, Oh that's a great that's a damn. That's that's so bad because
1:19:54
the dude deleted the original tweet, so my tweet is kind of just sitting
1:19:57
there looking crazy. Let's bring her back and shout out to hor masviital Yeah,
1:20:02
shout it down in the fight, Jeffrey, bring me miners, okay,
1:20:16
let me go. Let little boy, little little little boy, okay.
1:20:24
Speaking of remix, mister and missus Smith, I heard it was actually
1:20:27
really good, so my my mom and stepdad were watching that. I hurt.
1:20:31
It's really good. It looked all right from what I was seeing,
1:20:33
But I'm like, aren't these people supposed to be like sexy? Like isn't
1:20:35
supposed to be like that's what said. I don't think it's what. I
1:20:39
don't think that they the first one they used sexy people just happened to be
1:20:45
sexy people. But honestly, I feel like that was a missed opportunity to
1:20:48
have Will and Jaya do it like not now, not now, not now
1:20:56
even no even not not these richual like this could have been even if they
1:20:59
decided to do it just a few years ago before, when they were both
1:21:03
normal, you know, seemingly before Jaden Smith was talking about how come we're
1:21:10
not talking about social gona shut up? Before that he sells water in boxes,
1:21:15
he does, and it's good for the environment. But before then I
1:21:17
feel like it would have been a good opportunity to have them two action actors
1:21:24
and the spies. Still, I think it's a show. I mean,
1:21:30
I've only seen a couple of players and like, the same same story,
1:21:33
just different what I've seen. It seems like it's just a religion. It's
1:21:38
more the same concept. Same Actually, I guess there are a couple of
1:21:43
so you watched, not like they starting off like hating each other and then
1:21:48
become lovers. It's just beef with a black person in it, pretty much.
1:21:53
But that's crazy. I guess we'll find out. I'll find out preparing
1:21:58
to be in a colj mm hmm, okay, you don't even like superheroes
1:22:04
and comic books? Wait did you say yes? He said the bald women
1:22:13
fighters from see how he even knows that? All right? At first,
1:22:18
I thought he was trying to say he's trying to say okage. I'm like,
1:22:23
excuse me. I always thought it was whole cage kage, right,
1:22:29
it's like the who I thought it was hokis too pokas pokash that okage.
1:22:34
Okay, find something? I started watching the Uh, definitely, no damn
1:22:42
the black women army, like the not the of Black Panther. What's that
1:22:47
movie? Oh? The movie what women King? That's not black Pants Black
1:22:54
Panther related the women? I said, like the the off put thing.
1:23:00
It's the same concept, similar concept, like a warrior. Isn't a woman
1:23:04
race of war? Woman like warrior? Are they not the try Are they
1:23:09
not the army from Black Man? No? No, he's talking about women
1:23:15
king, but women similar to them. It's the same, lady, that's
1:23:18
why is it not the actor tripping Davis? Hold on? I don't think
1:23:27
nobody from like the main people from Black Panther was in they could be.
1:23:30
I can't say whatever, you know what you're talking about black people like it's
1:23:38
on the it's on the United Plane movie app right next to Wakanda Forever and
1:23:43
Black Panther. That's a good movie in the movie, so I give them
1:23:47
is in the movie I was, I never watched it. It's really good.
1:23:50
There's a good movie. It's a very good movie. Very good movie
1:23:55
to watch that I called the ending before the ending happened. But what it's
1:24:00
really good? Wasn't it a true story? Yes? Yeah, unlike Black
1:24:05
Panther. So they say so, they say, hey, hating that nigga
1:24:10
black history not black Well it is the first week, so cute. Yeah,
1:24:15
that's not a Black History person of the day. Black history, that's
1:24:20
huge. A Black History person of the day. We need just one Hampton
1:24:24
cool. I watched that. I didn't see that yet. That's a that's
1:24:27
a good movie. That's a good movie. Only twenty one. That is
1:24:30
a good movie. Yeah, he's really young. They really came to you
1:24:35
searched. You searched that were there two fasci fears Fast seven? If an
1:24:42
X was there, that's random. I'm glad you chose that over Fast seven
1:24:45
for the fifth time. I've only ever watched it once. All right,
1:24:49
next question, once this month after fast stop watching it. Why did Elsie
1:24:55
turn his Twitter likes off? Freaky frog? You're fucking right, you can
1:24:59
turn your legs off. I got the subscription. Also, that damn you.
1:25:03
We're now wait looking at people can't see your likes. They they can
1:25:08
see my life. Why the fund do you know that? I'm gonna save
1:25:13
it March? And it's crazy because I was never liking anything crazy, so
1:25:16
they were literally trying to just looking I leave back on the road, I'm
1:25:24
one of the things that telling myles are off because niggas people knows these that's
1:25:28
true. I don't know how they figured that out because we getting celebrity now.
1:25:32
That staty. I mean, I can turn it back. It's not
1:25:35
like I'll be like, no, don't you in sane. It's not I'm
1:25:39
liking like there's somebody who who that. I was wondering why they did that.
1:25:47
I'm not there's someone we know that. There's someone we know that did
1:25:51
that, and I was like, why they turned their likes like I didn't
1:25:55
know that was a things like, well, I think your retweets are I
1:26:00
think you can turn your media off content here right asking a little nippy,
1:26:04
Yeah, a little. I've been sitting on my hands these past episodes,
1:26:10
snuggy nigga, but I did. I did. It's just not down here.
1:26:14
Actually Danny left it in Philly. She got it all right now,
1:26:18
probably love hell loveing it warm toast. Sure, I don't expect to answer.
1:26:28
It's just made me laugh. Maybe I'm just imature. We all are.
1:26:32
Yeah, I said if you all were girls, would it be creamers
1:26:35
or squirters. I'm not trying to make that much of a mess. I'm
1:26:43
trying to I'm making I'm making a big I'm trying to make that much of
1:26:47
a mess. I don't want to be one of those unhealthy ones where it's
1:26:51
inconvenient, really inconvenient. Well, I make it short. I turned into
1:26:55
like a party trick, a fire hydrant squirting. Yeah, fresh out,
1:27:00
I said, queer, I'm supposed to know gives off squirtter and it definitely
1:27:12
gives off squad. And he would tell us every time, like, just
1:27:16
let you guys know, I'm a squider. I'll squirt to the left,
1:27:21
to the left, got a mean squirt? Okay, hmm, I mean
1:27:35
I think so. I guess that's a question we could answer. Is it
1:27:41
possible to smoke too much weed? And do you think weed can help you
1:27:45
work? I mean everyone's different, But y'all are talking about smoking half every
1:27:49
month. I'm smoking an ounce every week. We are not the same.
1:27:53
Okay, chief job graduate, big weed man. You can smoke too much
1:28:00
as but yeah, you can smoke too much, but if you're if it's
1:28:03
to the point where you're not productive, and that's too much. But if
1:28:06
you can continue that amount, it is different for everybody. You smoke When
1:28:11
it's too much is when you're not productive, when you can't even function you
1:28:14
smoke much, or when you when you get to that point, it's like
1:28:16
I gotta smoke before I eat. Once you hit that point, some ner
1:28:20
you know that. Yeah, I'm not at that point. He's talking about
1:28:25
the Kevin Ard thing, but that's completely different. I think so because you
1:28:31
can be productive. Yeah. But when he's asking if there's such a thing,
1:28:35
there's definitely such a thing. This is somebody who's I at least do
1:28:41
that, like, well, like there is a limit everything. Yes,
1:28:46
there's definitely so much as such thing as too much of a good thing.
1:28:49
When it starts to hinder thing. Once you hinders your regular life or your
1:28:54
regular life can't function without it, that's too much. Too much. Now,
1:28:58
they may be that may be a half ounce a month for some people
1:29:02
or an ounce a week for other people. I could be one blunt for
1:29:04
somebody. Yeah. Or if you start for going other things in order to
1:29:09
buy weed, yes, yes, not oh man, I could be right
1:29:13
on my rent that later on my rent, I gotta buy his hat.
1:29:15
You know what that sounds like? Addiction? Addiction? Yeah, when you
1:29:24
get angry, you can't find your weed. I play. I know because
1:29:27
I paid for that. Where's my ship that I paid for? You forgot?
1:29:34
You smoked it all? I was gonna say. People always say you
1:29:36
can't get addicted to be its weed. I just think people get addicted to
1:29:40
being high. So that's all addicted to anything, pretty much. We addicted
1:29:45
to motherfucking soda. Yep. Build Up is addicted to candy. Lama is
1:29:51
addicted to golf. Elsie. I don't know. I'm addicted changing his hairstyle
1:29:57
every three months. Just yeah. J is addicted defeat. Q is addicted
1:30:04
to semantics. He is addicted to semantics. Everybody has their thing. What's
1:30:10
addicted to? Huh has nerves? I know success last week. I know
1:30:15
what nerves successful. What I don't have? Flaws? Bro, he said,
1:30:24
scholarship, well, self growth, friendship, solidarity, des come brother,
1:30:39
those are my my family, just to name a few. Honesty and
1:30:45
yeah, Christ Jesus, my Lord christis can't get enough. I'm addicted to
1:30:56
church. Can't get you ever been swallow? Mm hmm? You having too
1:31:00
much fun in those confessionals confession But that's different, a whole different town,
1:31:06
different religion. That was coming out really about some sort of like I guess,
1:31:13
like a monastery. What's it? What's it called for women? I
1:31:16
forgot nuns? I forgot the fuck? What's it called? Not that I
1:31:25
think for minutes of parish, No pilgrimage. I don't have internet, damn
1:31:33
exactly weirdest, now, is it? Yeah, Sydney Sweeney boobies, that's
1:31:42
where we go. That's not what we're supposed to google. But okay,
1:31:45
I mean somebody big. They're not astrich size exactly. Size was so crazy?
1:31:50
A convent, that's what it's called. Convent place where convict scary mar
1:31:58
Yeah. Wait, what's it called? Immaculate? Yeah, because she's supposed
1:32:02
to be getting pregnant out of nowhere and then there. It seems like based
1:32:06
on the exactly, but it seems like all the other nuns are like treating
1:32:13
her extra crazy because immaculate conception type. Yeah, I'll be checking in.
1:32:18
She immaculately took some dick whole time she was getting piped. Maybe nice.
1:32:23
I wish I could be in the rooms, but not mean. Next question,
1:32:30
He's gonna expose myself for the pod then asked my question. Quick backstory
1:32:33
was probably thirteen when I decided it was a good idea to get a quick
1:32:38
jerk session in before I was going. You knew. That's why I know
1:32:43
you know about this person decided to lay down what wait, lay down on
1:32:47
the bathroom floor and jerked it off and his pants walked down. I think
1:32:50
so decided to lay down on the floor in the bathroom with my head near
1:32:54
the door. I don't know why I was fighting demons. I wasn't paying
1:32:57
attention, because why would I be so I I didn't hear the knock on
1:33:00
of my big brother. Finally, he just opens the door because he figured
1:33:03
I was in the shower. I turned into a ninja and kicked my feet
1:33:06
over my head rolled backwards. We never spoke with this. So my question
1:33:13
is, has anyone ever been caught drinking off? If so, what happened?
1:33:15
How did you cover yourself if you did. I've never been caught.
1:33:18
I never been. I'm undefeated. I don't I did. That's sex when
1:33:26
not drinking off. I haven't been going having sex ninja either. Hey,
1:33:32
guys, I haven't been caught. Almost got I mean, I guess I
1:33:38
almost got caught. Well, your parents always thought he was jerking off exactly
1:33:42
Brandy caught him. I was pretty sure I told the story, but I
1:33:46
was in bed, you know. But you do a little something so unlike
1:33:51
Mike, I take my boxes. That's not get comfortable. I am going
1:34:00
let your cheeks touch the sheets. So yeah, the sheets. Now you
1:34:06
can have other things exactly other things you could blow on, Mike. I
1:34:10
prefer to operate without peripherals. Ahead, I'm sorry, at least take them
1:34:14
off and put new ones on that. Yeah, you could do that,
1:34:16
but too late. I get it, I get it, go ahead,
1:34:20
gun continue. So in the process, I don't know what happened, but
1:34:25
I was too tired to finish the job or even start. So I wake
1:34:30
up my underwears around my legs, and my mom's in my room, but
1:34:34
I'm under the covers and I'm like, wow, im my underwear. She's
1:34:40
like, I don't know why did you say that? I don't know what
1:34:46
dwear? What did you do under the covers? But as it's crazy,
1:34:54
this cozy brick, I mean, with your mile two feet you you you
1:35:00
fucking monster. I have a question for y'all. I'm scared, man,
1:35:06
not be scared about if you was jerking off and your significant other cultry.
1:35:13
Would you stop? No? Probably not at this point. Probably I'm gonna
1:35:18
go harder. Now that's when you just stay them down. I mean what
1:35:24
I said, I feel just like a while, hold my ground like you're
1:35:29
out. So what you're trying to do? Do you feel about this?
1:35:35
Come to go? You want me to stop? Do I keep going?
1:35:39
Do you want to join in? You you're out and out? Pick one
1:35:42
scram let the hot air. If you're out, then leave. No,
1:35:45
No, you're bringing the cold air. I'm going to close the door.
1:35:47
You're letting us stank out. Yeah, realistically, I'll probably stop for a
1:35:50
second and then see what. Yeah, if you leave, you leave?
1:35:56
If not, even better it's a party. Is this will go a lot
1:36:00
better if it was your hand? Hmmm? True? Don't nobody love me?
1:36:10
Don't nobody know how to stroke me like I stroke? You don't know
1:36:13
the positioning on Nobody love me? Lying I do. Nobody can't touch me
1:36:19
like like me. I can't even didn't die every time I die. I
1:36:27
want to look at my meat. You know I'm lying, lying, hand
1:36:30
to me skin as she. Nobody ever can beat my meat. It was
1:36:41
made for me, my meat, My meat was made for me. I
1:36:50
mean technically it was it was. It was made for nobody with me.
1:36:54
My other meat is quitel. I ain't never had nobody show me all the
1:36:57
things that could you show me in this best way. I feel when I
1:36:59
hold men together, that what you told me, and believe it, because
1:37:04
I ain't never had nobody beat me like you, stroke me like you,
1:37:09
Me like me, thanks me. That's just me looking in the mirror.
1:37:14
Nobody ever stroked me like you, and then mirror you like and you're like,
1:37:21
wait, what the fuck did you just move from beyondest? One more?
1:37:31
One more? Get? Hypothetically one of y'all getting jumped. The unlucky
1:37:38
person sees the rest of y'all standing there while it's going down. What's the
1:37:40
excuse y'all giving on the long ride home? Huh? I don't know.
1:37:45
Say that again. One of us is getting said, one of us is
1:37:47
getting jumped, and everyone else sees it but doesn't help him. What's the
1:37:51
excuse on the way home? What the fuck they haven't done? Clearly,
1:37:56
we don't funk with you. Yeah, they had a gun. They had
1:37:58
ye we didn't want to step and they said step and he clothes that was
1:38:00
shooting y'alls. That's when I gassed, Like, what did you do?
1:38:03
You want some too? Old man? No, what did you do to
1:38:06
make them niggas? That man? Thanks? Well, I stole podcast content.
1:38:12
How many niggas? It's too many niggas before you jump before you're not
1:38:15
jumping more than one? Well, you're not getting jumped in. You're not
1:38:20
getting jumped If it's only one, I'm getting jumped if it's too No.
1:38:25
So if Mike's getting jumped and you see him, how many niggas gotta be
1:38:28
jumping Mike before you go? I'm not jumping in that. Oh that's the
1:38:32
question for I got to eat that. Yeah, five five people? Yeah,
1:38:39
if it's two obviously now I was two on two three, we have
1:38:42
a chance we can get out of there. Four. That's two on two
1:38:45
on one for each of us, both getting back to back, Jackie Chan
1:38:50
Chris Tucker. We both getting beat up. Who you know what I'm saying,
1:38:57
Drive home, Drive home? Who could call the police? Neither one
1:39:00
of us? Somebody got help is coming officers. Johnson said he's on the
1:39:04
way. Just a few more. You need. Somebody got to have hands.
1:39:09
So yeah, yeah, I agree, Like, once we get to
1:39:14
four on. It depends on how big, how big they are. If
1:39:18
it's four Elsie's, I jump in, okay you should four q's and Mike's.
1:39:26
Ah. Now we're getting heavy, even for Lamont's getting heavy. Now
1:39:30
we're getting tall and lanky. Reach Yeah, trying to choke you out.
1:39:35
Let's go to move four Coreys, four choris, holding them. I'm coming
1:39:43
in with a fly kick, Gindy woo, I'm just coming through. I'm
1:39:49
coming through, plucking them down. That's my friend. It'sund on like a
1:39:58
goat, and he's going down with a lit cigarette in his mouth for five
1:40:09
strip. So of course I mean around somehow. Yeah, come home part
1:40:15
of the come home and we will stop. No, no, you won't.
1:40:19
Will go harder he comes home. We're just gonna have more because we
1:40:27
stopped for you. Yeah, we stopped when you came back. Yeah,
1:40:30
well never mind, he's about to see some great Yeah. I have the
1:40:38
credit card. So ship down, shut it down, shutt this place down.
1:40:48
I'll dissolve this ship so quickly, so king his house. This would
1:40:59
be the que show. Fast, shut it, I got it. I
1:41:02
gotta all for one, sale for all for one. Podcasters included sealent.
1:41:11
Yo, man, how much is this ip worth to you? One price?
1:41:15
One price in we're having three that much. It was in a three
1:41:18
sixty deal. Five podcasts a week, sixty two hours each end up like
1:41:26
Michael My end up like Michael Johaning on Space Mountain. You always lose,
1:41:34
You always lose. Oh man. Alright, well all right, guys,
1:41:41
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1:42:02
and we will see you next time. It's like my first time doing
1:42:06
it out here. Every time it's his first time. The time his memory
1:42:12
gets wiped after everything. Yeah, it's like it's like Groundhog Day. Also
1:42:15
where ground all day? He'saw his reflection. He shout out the punk Phil
1:42:19
Real Springs starting next week. He's going up to sixty. No way,
1:42:24
I thought if you saw his shadow Winters extended, it's when he doesn't see
1:42:27
a shadow. Well, yeah, it does well, he said, Springs
1:42:29
coming early. Whatever happens, he said, whatever had to happen to make
1:42:32
that happen. I'm glad. Shout out to that little nigga. Where's the
1:42:36
groundhog do a shadow? Where does he do it? Yeah? What state?
1:42:42
He doesn't piss the man? Okay, okay, points name because this
1:42:49
isn't gonna be a it's not gonna a thousand points if you don't know what's
1:42:54
his name? Come on? I said, Phil, Yes, good,
1:42:59
where's it from? Bitch? I don't give up. No, I don't
1:43:05
know. I don't know. We're fucking trivia that you gotta know. Man.
1:43:12
Now we're now, we're definitely doing trivia at the live podcast right,
1:43:15
we're a month away, like exactly, thank you for the people that bought
1:43:18
all the tickets. See there, we have a trivia Are you smarter than
1:43:24
Keenan? Will be a section, will be a segment for sure, Keenan,
1:43:28
you better bring your a game. Bitch the fuck that is not confident?
1:43:32
Don't make us look bad? Okay, too late, all right?
1:43:41
See uh I think anything? So there was anel had a rival popped up
1:43:54
the lottery not got the second round with those famous groundhogs in Pennsylvania. But
1:44:00
his name was Sadly saying, but it was a possible Alabama k came.
1:44:08
People were like, I live in Alabama, of course it's gonna be warm.
1:44:11
She's just such a bard repinitars niggas in Coasta, Florida. Gary the
1:44:18
Gator, Yeah, we know niggas, garm Gator chances already raining. It's
1:44:29
a great move. My boos can tell when it's raining. But only to
1:44:30
watch raining. I need to watch that. I didn't watch that remake yet.
1:44:33
Did that come out a musical? John Girls? Yeah, yeah,
1:44:39
yeah, that came out already stupid. The girl who played Mawana is the
1:44:44
golf Chicken. She actually directed it or was a producer on it. That's
1:44:49
a big difference. All right, guys, we'll see you next time.
1:44:54
And what's the weather today.