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kaylor is back from the dead · gasp! the pod

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Even normie Swifties are like what is happening?
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And that's how you know it's a good day to be a galer.
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Happy pride. I like ice in my wine, you know,
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You know, happy pride. It's happening.
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It's literally happening. Is everyone calm?
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I'm obviously not calm. 2 episodes of Taylor Swift in a
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row like you're welcome. In the cinematic universe of
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Taylor Swift, big things are happening and surprise surprise,
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gaylors are coming out on top. Double wink.
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We are one month away from the quote UN quote wedding of the
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century AKA the Tavis wedding and miss girl Taylor Swift in
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Evelyn Hugo fucking fashion leaks.
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Probably. She leaked it leaks the news
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that her rumored ex-girlfriend, who she has not been publicly
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spotted with in almost a decade, Harley Kloss, will be attending
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that wedding. She releases that news the same
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week she releases her new song that points directly to all of
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the Gaylord threads that we've been picking up in her music for
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almost all of her career. And to top all of that off, a
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literal sports slash music arena, Madison Square Garden,
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has allegedly been chosen as the location for the ceremony.
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Almost as if this is part let's use our thinking caps of the
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bigger show, AKA the performance art that is Miss Americana
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Taylor Swift. I'm going to be unpacking what
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all of this means and presenting to you my predictions based on
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being A, A professional guy, B professional Taylor Swift fan
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and C professional Gaylor. My predictions for the wedding,
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the wedding, quote UN quote, whether or not I think it's
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going to even happen at MSG if it does happen.
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My predictions on TS13, Taylor's starting a new record label and
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what I think is going to be a huge shift in Taylor's career.
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I also, I'm going to be doing a full lyrical analysis of her new
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song for Toy Story 5. I knew it, I knew you.
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We're going to be talking about all the lyrical connections that
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I've found so far. Just these, like, themes we keep
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hearing over and over in Taylor Swift songs, specifically her
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gayest ones, because there's a larger story here.
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We're not just hearing about a wedding and then B Toy Story.
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Like, this is not disjointed. This is all very much planned.
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As Taylor Swift said, can I plan something three years in
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advance? And I think she's been planning
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this for three albums in advance.
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Let's get into it. First of all, happy pride.
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Did you guys see my rainbow earrings?
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I got these when I first came out as by like I think 2018.
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Hopefully they don't RIP out my earlobes.
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Here's what we're going to do with this episode.
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OK, I want to talk about the major hard hitting news so we
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can kind of frame this song and understand the song better.
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So first I'm going to be talking about the Karlie Kloss of it
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all, the wedding of it all, and then we can go into like actual
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Easter eggs and queer flagging. Obviously I'll talk about my
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predictions throughout it all, but at the end I'm going to give
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you like my layout of what I think is really going to happen
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and I'm excited for you guys to hear my theory.
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Let me know what you think at the end of the episode,
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obviously. So first let's talk about Curly
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Kloss being invited to the fucking wedding.
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Karlie Kloss. This I one of those situations
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where Swifties and like huttlers are literally silent.
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If you guys don't know what a huttler is, it's someone who's
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like a swifty but like hates gaylers.
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So not just like a heteronormative Swifty, like one
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that hates gaylers. And there's probably one or two
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of you guys watching my podcast because you guys are so obsessed
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with me. But it is so funny because I
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have not heard anyone really rebut how crazy this is.
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It is absolutely fucking crazy that we're even seeing in 2026,
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift, their names being in the same
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fucking title. Like that's an insane headline
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and something we could have, I did not predict.
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And Taylor just keeps on giving us a curveball.
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And this news, this piece of news is really what's giving me
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hope for my theory at the end of the episode.
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I do think Taylor is gay. Obviously I'm a Gaylord.
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I don't know in what capacity. Like I don't know for sure that
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her relationship with Travis is only PR.
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I definitely think there's PR in it.
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I don't know for certain because I don't know Taylor, etcetera,
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etcetera. But like, sometimes you're like,
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what if she stays in this era forever?
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What if she never comes out? What if she's been queer baiting
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us the entire time? And then you hear a piece of
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news like this and you're just like, damn, this is fucking
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crazy. Like, wow, we really are, right?
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Like we know this came from her camp.
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Rumors that are so random like this are not picked up by almost
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all major news sources, especially not like Cosmo and
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e-news. These are like trusted.
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And when I say trusted, I mean it's trusted in the terms of
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like celebrity world where celebrities still do interviews
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with these sites a list celebrities are not doing
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interviews with Daily Mail. So like these sites still want
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to have a good reputation with celebrities.
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So they would not perpetuate articles that are completely,
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completely off base. Maybe a little bit off base.
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They would, especially not when it comes to Taylor Swift because
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Taylor Swift has her image on lock.
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Also, we know nothing really else about this wedding.
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And I think that that's obviously on purpose from
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Taylor's camp. News that we are getting is so
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specific. Like we haven't really heard
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anything about anyone else in the wedding.
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We don't know who Taylor Swift's maid of honor is going to be.
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Lol. What if it's Carly?
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So it's not like we have the whole guest list and all of a
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sudden we know Carly Kloss. We just got leaked to the Carly
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Kloss thing because Taylor's camp decided to release that
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news. I think A, to get us fucking
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fired up the gaylors, B to be like starting this whole
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beginning of the end of the showgirl and also so that we can
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start getting used to seeing their names together up in
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lights. And again, I'll go into it more,
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but like, this is strategic and this is not fucking random.
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And it also shows that they've been in contact.
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Bare minimum be friends or see lovers for a long time and
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longer than any of us know. This news was announced by TMZ
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and almost all of the sites after that followed suit.
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And this is so fucking crazy because the last time we saw
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them together was during the reputation tour in Nashville.
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There's a lot of theories about what their relationship was
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between the time of 2018 and now.
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It's so funny because there's a lot of Swifties that wouldn't
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call themselves Gaylors but would say, oh, I think there was
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something between Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift.
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Like there's such an iconic rumored relationship that to see
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Karlie Kloss's name in the headlines a month before the
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Tavis wedding, it's a fucking curveball, right?
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Like, remember when JJ Law said I just want to know what's going
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on between Taylor Swift and curly cloth?
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Like, this is mainstream media awareness.
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And if they were friends this whole time, quote and quote
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friends, why would they just tell us now?
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It's supposed to be this bombshell news for a reason,
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right? Again, I'm not going to pretend
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like I know for certain what had happened based on the music.
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There's a lot of different theories here, right?
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Like maybe was on and off with Joe and then went back with
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Carly. Like obviously in TTPD, she
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broke up with someone and got together with this new person
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and then got with Travis. I have a theory that 2023 around
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the time of the heirs to where Carly and Taylor were back in
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each other's lives. And that's why Travis is such a
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crucial part of this story because like he is the beard for
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Carly. It makes sense for multiple
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reasons. Travis and Carly were connected
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because Carly was a huge Chiefs fan.
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Travis has been to Carly Kloss's house in Miami.
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They know each other and it would have made sense for Carly
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to like set Taylor up with this beard.
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Taylor also started dating Travis a month after Carly
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showed up to the heiress to her. Some people think they've been
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together this entire time. Some people think that maybe
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she's not actually with Carly, but they're on good terms and
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she's using Carly as a way to flag gaylorism without having to
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use her real, actual girlfriend or muse.
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Who the fuck knows? All I know is that it's Gaylor,
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and it's major. Notably, this news about Carly
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Kloss came out just a few days before she released.
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I knew it. I knew you, Taylor Swift's new
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song. And I don't think that's an
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accident. I think it's for us to view the
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song in a Carly context. Also, Carly Kloss posted
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Instagram stories and a post the day after all this news came
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out. And like, when the world, and I
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really do think world was grappling with the Kaylor news
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and she posted a chess board. And what's very notable about
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this is that on the chess board she posted, all of the pawns are
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in its place. Now, why is that relevant at
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all? And are we crazy?
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Oh my gosh, this is so irrelevant.
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No, it's all so fucking strategic.
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Carly knows that her name was in the news and then she posted
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this post with a chess board. What does it remind us of?
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It reminds us of Mastermind. Check me.
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I couldn't lose the VS runway when they walked down a
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checkerboard runway. Also back in 2023, the same year
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that Carly showed up at Taylor Swift's 1989 announcement, which
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I don't think is irrelevant because 1989 is the era that
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they were like, you know, and also, I was at that concert.
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Not to brag, I know I say it all the time, but like truly thank
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you God. Like, that's why I know God is a
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woman, like, and God is a Gaylor.
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Speaking of, I have a T-shirt called God is a Gaylor.
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You can check it out on my website in the Lincoln bio.
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But anyways, in the same year, Karlie Kloss dressed up as
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Dorothy, which there's so much here, you guys, there's so much
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here. And she posed and like very
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specifically, right? Like it wasn't like he was in
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the very, very background. Like the chess board is right
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there posed with a chess board and it had one missing pawn.
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And now when we get this news out about her attending the
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fucking wedding when we haven't heard anything about the two of
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them in years, she posts a chess board with all the pieces there.
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Like truly, like if they didn't want us to go fucking crazy,
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they wouldn't be doing this point.
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It's either with good intentions or bad intentions, but it is not
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not intentional. The New York Times did this
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article called like fantasy bets for the Tavis wedding and they
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mentioned that hypothetical wedding location would be the
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Big Sur cabin that Carly and Taylor stayed in during the
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iconic Big Sur trip. And by the way, the New York
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Times, this point has been very Gaylord messy because they're
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the ones that posted the opinion piece, the original classic
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Gaylord opinion piece on their site.
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And now they're doing these like hypothetical Big Sur.
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And then they also mentioned cowboy like me, like what is
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happening? Obviously Taylor did this like
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songwriting interview with them. Everyone's fucking in on it at
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this point. But anyways, then the cabin
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called D Gen. I think Big Sur in posted on
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Instagram. Oh, thank you, New York Times,
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blah, blah, blah. And then they said whether
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you're a global superstar or simply celebrating your own love
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story, we'll be here waiting. Love is welcome here in all its
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forms. Rainbow and they said we
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included a last slide of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss in our
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backyard and then posted the picture of Carly and Taylor.
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I'm losing my mind. The amount of Kaler stuff coming
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out I could not have anticipated a month ago.
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So that's the Karlie Kloss knows.
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My heart is Kaler. Guys, I'm just going to be
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honest. Is it the most obvious choice?
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Yeah. But sometimes the most obvious
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things are the true things. Let's talk about Madison Square
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Garden. The same week that we get the
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Karlie Kloss knows, the new song that I'm still going to go
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through lyrical analysis with, we also get this rumoured news
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that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are going to get married
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at Madison Square Garden. What?
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Again, even Normie Swifty's are like what is happening?
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And that's how you know it's a good day to be a Galer.
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Before I get into MSG stuff, I wanted to just quickly give some
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reminders. Please don't Fast forward.
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Hear me out. It'll be one minute.
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I have new pride merch out. It is specifically Taylor Swift
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Galer coded. It is a T-shirt that says me out
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now with butterflies and it is out now just like me and many of
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you. And why is this important to me?
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Because I feel like everything goes back to me.
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Everything goes back to lover. And this is Taylor's sparkling
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summer. So go grab your shirt.
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It's available in the same tab. I told you about the other shirt
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I have that's got as a galer in my link trees in my YouTube, on
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my Tik Toks and on my Instagrams, my gasp Instagram,
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just under the tab merch. And importantly, 50% of the
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proceeds of the me out now T-shirt is going to the national
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LGBTQ Task force. I actually interned there.
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They do amazing intersectional work.
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Like it is super diverse. My experience.
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They're way more diverse than the HRC.
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It is actually the oldest LGBTQ rights advocacy organization in
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the country. They write amicus briefs to the
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Supreme Court. When I was working there, I went
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to the Supreme Court and I covered stuff for them.
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They do great research. They set up great rallies.
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They do great fundraising. So like they do great work.
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So that's where 50% of the proceeds are going.
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Also, I have a new bonus episode on my hot takes that I cannot
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post on the Internet that is out on my Spotify and Patreon.
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I'm going to be releasing a bonus Pride episode.
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Please subscribe on YouTube and Spotify.
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I think you can do that on iTunes and other listening
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homophobes because they will comment like go to Jesus.
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So would love if people could like outweigh those ratings
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because I hate that. And I don't know how these
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handlers are finding me. Well, I know how they're finding
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me. Anyways, those are the updates.
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Happy pride. I love you all.
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Let's have some joy, but also let's uplift our most persecuted
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members of our community, which are specifically trans people,
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specifically black trans people, and go outside, go to real pride
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events. Trust me, it's so much more fun
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when you're in like physical community.
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But if you're in a place with no events in a small area, in a
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small town, in an isolated area, let me know if you want to
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connect with more queer people. I know there's a lot of discords
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and like community areas to engage with people that like is
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a little bit more healthy than like TikTok.
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So let me know. It can give like suggestions for
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that. All right, let's move on.
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So Madison Square Garden, what the fuck?
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So the news or the rumor rather, that Taylor Swift and Travis
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Kelce are going to get married in a stadium that houses both
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musical events and sporting events.
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Isn't that so fucking ironic? Because there are a couple of
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music, music tree and sports and it just seems like so fucking
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performance coded. Like literally, it feels like
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wake up bitches. This is all for a performance.
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This is all for the show. This came the same week as the
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Karlie Kloss news. Like, it doesn't make any sense
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if you were looking at this couple as a normal loved up
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romantic couple, which we've been saying they're not for a
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long time. And those who have been saying
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like she wants someone that wants to be in the spotlight,
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when is it too far? You guys?
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Why do you want someone that only wants to be with you?
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Because the spotlight, like the argument against Joe was like he
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wanted to keep her hidden. The argument for Travis is that,
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oh, he wants to take her out of her shell, but every single part
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of their intimate relationship is on show.
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And the final nail in the coffin for me is the fact that and who
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even knows what's going to happen?
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Again, I have a theory that you're going to have a wedding
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at a stadium, just like when Travis Kelsey performed at the
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Heiress Tour. Literally a play within a play.
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How many times have I said it on this podcast?
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It is so on the nose it's almost laughable.
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And even people that are obsessed with them are like,
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this doesn't make any sense. They're trying to make it make
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sense. Like, OK, good security, guys.
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There's security other places besides the stadium.
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It does not make any fucking sense.
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She lives in her own house. She lives in many different
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houses and has good security there.
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Like she could have invited 300 people to a Rhode Island
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wedding. That's a huge property, like
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they can figure it out. There's no need to have it at
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MSG. I will say about this rumor, it
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was announced by TMZ. Almost all sites followed.
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The reason why I believe this a little bit less than the Karlie
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Kloss thing is because more credible sites are still
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uncertain about the MSG thing when a lot of the credible sites
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have been talking about the Karlie Kloss news as if it is
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fact. Now, do I think the MSG thing is
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from some random person? No, I think it's still fed out
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by Tavis. But I still think that the sites
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are kind of like, what the fuck? This doesn't make any fucking
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sense. And maybe because there might
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not be a wedding or there might not be a wedding in the way that
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we anticipate there to be a wedding, will this even happen
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is my question. I know a lot of dealers have
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been saying they don't think the wedding will ever happen.
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I've always doubted the wedding, but I never really fully
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believed, oh, there's not going to be a wedding.
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Because I was like, why do all of this publicity for a wedding
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and not do the final shebang for publicity wise?
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I think there's going to be some event.
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Again, why do all of this for no climax?
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But I don't know if that's going to end up being a wedding or a
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wedding in the way that we think there's going to be romantic
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wedding. Will there be fan invitations?
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Like what even is this now? Is this an announcement of an
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album? Is this an announcement of a
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record label? I think maybe is this an
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announcement of something else? Like is it even a wedding?
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Why would there be this much capacity in a stadium for only
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even if it is 1000 people, why would they be at MSG getting
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married? Is it going to be a real
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wedding? But it's just going to be the
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most performative shit we've ever seen to almost just again
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nail down the play within a play.
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I again, I'll get to my theory. I'll get to my theory, but I
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also want to talk about this article I saw from Stylecaster
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talking about this MSG rumor because I think it's really
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interesting and shows how like, even mainstream media and like
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Swifties are confused. So Stylecaster says the rumors
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about Taylor Swift's wedding continue to be everywhere.
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The singer and her soon to be husband Travis Kelsey, are
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reportedly tying the knot in July in New York City.
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A wedding venue hasn't been confirmed, but the latest
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reports that the wedding will take place at Madison Square
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Garden are giving people some pause.
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And I think that's the point. Sure, guests still reportedly
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don't know where the wedding will take place, though MSG is
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in the realm of possibility. But those close to the singer
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say it's not very in character to pick such a venue.
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Right, because even Taylor, at the end of the day, likes to
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protect certain levels of a private life.
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Let's take Carly Kloss for example.
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If we knew what was going on in a private life, wouldn't we have
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seen her with Carly? Do we see her with all of her
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friends and all of her close family?
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Do we see pictures of her Christmases and Thanksgivings
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anymore? Now that she doesn't really post
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that on Instagram, do we see any of this stuff?
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No, that's because she does protect her private life.
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As much as people try to argue she like wants to be public,
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there are still parts of her life, her personal life that I
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think she fiercely protects. Because Taylor Swift the brand
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is different from Taylor Swift the person.
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And I don't claim to know Taylor Swift the person.
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I wish I did. I have a good idea from like her
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lyrics, but I don't for sure know.
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And so it does not make sense if this is like true romantic love
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for her to have it in the most public place.
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That is not Taylor Swift the person in fashion.
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It's Taylor Swift the brand fashion.
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And I think that's what shows us that this wedding era is Taylor
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Swift the brand. One source told Hollywood
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insider Rob Shooter. This doesn't sound like Taylor.
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It sounds like something the Kardashians would do, right?
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This feels like it's taking to a level those who know her don't
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buy, Source explained. The wedding at Madison Square
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Garden feels like a production, not a wedding exactly.
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And I think that's why they're telling us that it's happening
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at Madison Square Garden, even if it doesn't happen, because
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they're trying to tell us what this actually is.
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I think the reason why big news places are not buying it is
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because it seems so crazy. But I think that's what we're
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seeing right now is we're seeing a lot of development that does
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not make sense if you are a normal Swifty perceiving exactly
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what she's giving to you at face value.
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But we're not, and that's why this isn't so surprising to us.
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The theory is guests will be told to meet at MSG, then
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they're put out on buses and taken somewhere else.
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Yeah, so that doesn't make any fucking sense because if they
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all meet at MSG and now everyone knows that the wedding is
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happening at MSG, people are just going to follow the buses
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and then go to the location of the wedding.
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All this crazy news and all this new stuff is to make us all be
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like what the fuck is going on? Because this is not going as we
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all thought it was not we. It's not going as like normie,
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normal America obsessed with Tavis thought this was all going
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to be planned. What do you mean MSG?
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What do you mean Karlie Kloss? OK, let's talk about Toy Story
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5. And I knew what I knew you and
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the lyrical analysis because I think all of this is tied in
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right. It is no coincidence that we are
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getting a song amidst Taylor Swift's wedding because it works
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out that Toy Story coming out like a few weeks before
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apparently she's going to get married.
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She can turn all the news and like push people towards an
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actual product, but more than that, she gets a hidden way to
22:47
talk about what's happening without having to directly talk
22:52
about it. And I think that's what she does
22:54
in US as well by Gracie Abrams, because this is a song for Toy
22:58
Story. No one is really reading that
23:00
deep into it besides like major Swifties, because they're just
23:04
thinking, oh, this is for Jessie and Toy Story.
23:07
Like this is not about her. And she gets a guys to then talk
23:10
about whatever she wants in the same way that she could say, oh,
23:14
Gracie and I wrote this song. So it's not about something
23:16
personal and it's coming out at the same time.
23:19
If she released a single that was just under her name and did
23:22
not have another project attached to IT, people would be
23:25
like this is about Travis. This is about blank.
23:26
This is about blank. But she has the ability to like
23:29
cover it up in this way and still be crazily gaylor in it.
23:35
I don't think this was the plan all along.
23:37
I think like she went along to do Toy Story and I know she
23:40
probably wants an Oscar etcetera, etcetera, but I think
23:43
it the timing of it worked out and she took advantage of the
23:46
timing of it. The idea of toys and coming back
23:49
to life works so well with Taylor.
23:51
I mean, not only my boy breaks his only toys, which I don't
23:54
think it's about a boy, but also this idea of like playing
23:58
pretend and coming back to life and like death and like, you
24:04
know, the I tried Tombstone of it all and reputation and karma.
24:10
Like all of it I think works so well with the themes of Toy
24:13
Story. I still have not given up on my
24:16
Dorothy karma theme. And I think that that is still a
24:18
long game she's playing. And then just let me be
24:21
delusional, OK? I think it could make sense that
24:24
Taylor wrote this about a love that was coming back in her
24:27
life, and she also made it work with the Toy Story plot.
24:31
I do think that this person is Carly Kloss.
24:34
Call me delusional. I think it makes sense with the
24:36
timeline of the heiress tour. I think there's a reason to
24:39
Carly Kloss wasn't in VIPI think it's because they didn't want to
24:42
be that public and they wanted to make it look like Carly was
24:44
just coming on her own volition. I also do think Carly reached
24:48
out to Taylor and was trying to make amends and then wanted to
24:51
be at the heiress tour. So I do think Taylor knew that
24:54
Carly was going to be there, but that was also a big thing for
24:58
her, especially because they had not been in the headlines for so
25:01
long together. And after that, the last time we
25:03
know that they were the same location was at this wedding at
25:07
Electric Ladies Studios. I think this all corresponds
25:09
right around the time of TTPD when Taylor's talking about a
25:12
new love coming back in her life.
25:14
And again, I think the reason why it's called I Knew What I
25:17
Knew You is for us to think about this song by Greasy
25:21
Abrams. I think it is no coincidence
25:23
that Greasy Abrams has a song called Knew It.
25:25
I Know You like what are the fucking odds?
25:28
My theory is that we have another trilogy on our hands
25:32
besides Betty James and August or Betty Cardigan and August.
25:38
I think we have Cowboy Like Me, us and I Knew what I knew you.
25:43
Obviously there's a lot of other songs that go with this, and
25:46
there's a whole larger story about possibly this love story
25:50
with Karlie Kloss, but I think this makes so much sense to me,
25:54
especially with the amount of cowboy imagery we see in the
25:57
promo of this. I mean, like there's an Plaid
26:01
patch on her jacket, this lesbian ass fucking jacket, by
26:05
the way, which I think there's also daisies on it.
26:07
But there's an ever more Plaid Patch that I think is to bring
26:09
us back to Cowboy Like Me. In her post for the song as
26:14
well, she has a cowboy emoji. There's also New York Times
26:17
referencing Cowboy like Me. Like I think that that is no
26:20
coincidence. Cowboy Like Me is about meeting
26:23
someone that is very similar to you.
26:25
And by the way, you both have closets.
26:27
They're a cowboy like you. By the way, I have a Cowgirl
26:30
Like me sweatshirt on my merge shop.
26:33
Sorry to keep spamming you guys with my merch.
26:36
They both have skeletons in their closets.
26:38
This is a gay ass fucking song. They both swindle old men.
26:41
They're both bandits. But they fell in love and it's
26:44
kind of tragic. It's like I'm never going to
26:46
love again. It seems like this love may have
26:47
ended, right? I mean, there's a lot to this
26:49
song. Obviously we can't go into all
26:51
of it. But now you hang from my lips
26:53
like the gardens of Babylon. That's a very specific
26:56
reference, and when We Hear Us by Gracie Abrams and Taylor
27:00
Swift, which came out in 2024, a year after Carly showed up at
27:05
the Errors tour, it seems like maybe these two lovers saw each
27:09
other again. And the connection between these
27:11
two specific songs is the mention of Babylon that is so
27:15
specific. No one's writing about Babylon
27:17
these days. And Taylor wrote it, right?
27:19
And I think the reason why she wrote it with Gracie is so that
27:21
it wouldn't look so fucking obvious that she wrote it
27:24
because it's gay Babylon lovers hanging missed calls on the
27:27
line. It also sounds like Maroon.
27:29
Mind you, the first lyric in the song is I know you know, I see
27:34
her through the smoke. She'll play her show and you'll
27:39
be watching. Oh, it sounds like there's a
27:40
performance or a show. Maybe it's the fucking eras to
27:43
her Babylon lovers hanging lifetimes on a vine.
27:46
Maybe Ivy. Also a reference of ghost of
27:50
death coming back to life. I know you're a ghost.
27:53
I see her through the smoke. Then all of a sudden we got this
27:56
new song called I knew it. I knew you very similar to a
28:00
Gracie Abrams song. You're thinking, oh, Gracie
28:02
Abrams, that's random, right? But then the first lyric is I
28:07
knew you through the days of the blades of the grass in the
28:10
summer, very similar to us saying I know, you know, it is
28:15
not a fucking coincidence. I think this is a trilogy.
28:17
And then so the lovers and cowboy like me, they met.
28:21
They had this tragic love story that may have ended.
28:24
Then all of a sudden it's like, do you miss us?
28:27
Do you miss us? We had we were calling and we
28:30
were Babylon lovers. There's a show involved.
28:33
Maybe they've met up. She's wondering if the other
28:36
person misses her. Then we have a reconciliation
28:40
song between these people that is connecting through the I knew
28:44
you and I know you know I knew you through the days of the
28:47
blades of the grass in the summer.
28:49
All of a sudden, it's been a long time, but seeing you
28:51
tonight, I remembered I love you came back when it mattered.
28:55
Maybe at the show times we could fight like brothers.
28:57
That reminds me of Brokeback Mountain cowboy like me coded
29:01
for fucking sure. So I literally do think that
29:03
this is a trilogy and this is the final chapter of a love that
29:09
is coming back together. The show business group chat, if
29:12
you guys are in it on TikTok, which is just like Taylor
29:14
Nation. And I wonder when they're going
29:16
to change that to a new era. But when they announced the
29:18
song, they said love has ways of bringing things back to life,
29:21
which is obviously makes sense with Toy Story, but also reminds
29:25
me of like bringing things back from the dead.
29:28
The tombstone Daisy pin this love that she thought was gone
29:32
and dead like Taylor Swift rights for other people, but she
29:35
also feels things in it as well. It also really reminds me of
29:39
this love. This love is alive back from the
29:41
dead. This love came back to me, and I
29:43
don't think these random lyrical full connections are by
29:46
accident. Obviously we noticed trends with
29:48
Taylor Swift songs, but this song almost feels like a
29:50
compilation of literally all of her gayest songs put into one
29:54
fucking song to be the most obvious gaylier song of all
29:57
time. Except it is Shrouded and Toy
30:00
Story and so we think it's about Toy Story and on the surface
30:04
it's not a gay song, but it connects to all of these gaylor
30:08
songs. And I do think if we really
30:10
looked into it, it would be actually connected to maybe
30:13
every single era. I haven't gone that far, but I
30:16
want to talk about these other song connections because this
30:18
love, I think maybe it's too early to be about Curly.
30:21
Maybe it's about Diana, but I think it's a gay song.
30:23
Bobby. There's connections to Cardigan
30:26
and Betty. And of course, August in
30:28
Cardigan she goes, but I knew you dancing in your Levi's drunk
30:31
under a street light. I knew you.
30:33
I think it's another trilogy and Betty, the whole idea of like
30:36
coming back for someone also very similar to I look in
30:39
people's windows from TTPD, which is no coincidence because
30:42
I think she's maybe singing about her Carly in TTPDI.
30:46
Look in people's windows in case you're at their table.
30:48
What if your eyes looked up and met mine one more time and I
30:51
knew what I knew She says came back when it mattered.
30:53
I saw you standing there in the light of the window wearing that
30:56
same smile, but now you look me in the eye.
30:58
This is no coincidence. This is not just about Toy
31:01
Story. Like duh.
31:02
Plus I fucking theory in 2026. Come on now.
31:05
Also reminds me of Gold Rush and I knew what I knew you.
31:09
She writes parachutes for for the free fall of being younger.
31:12
I was like, what does that remind me of?
31:13
Oh, Gold Rush, I don't like that.
31:15
Falling feels like flying until the bone crush.
31:18
That's crazy. Free fall and falling feels like
31:21
flying. And that's obviously about
31:23
Carly. Then we have these connections
31:25
to Cornelius St. and Maroon 2. Very gay, curly cloth coated
31:29
songs, right? And I knew what I knew you, she
31:31
says. I memorized the sound of your
31:32
barefoot steps in Cornelius St. She says barefoot in the
31:35
kitchen. Sacred new beginnings.
31:36
Then in maroon, she says, the one I was dancing with in New
31:39
York, No shoes, right in Afterglow, The Great War and
31:43
hits different. We have connections all to this
31:46
blue line and I knew what I knew you, she says.
31:49
I knew it, I knew you all your Blues like a mood ring changing
31:52
colors. I know a lot of people associate
31:54
blue with Joe, but it doesn't make sense at this point because
31:57
there's been so many blue references and songs that if you
32:00
did think Joe and Taylor were in this long relationship, it
32:04
doesn't make any sense because some of these songs are
32:05
objectively not about Joe. Probably your blue is like a
32:08
mood range changing colors and after glow, she says I blew
32:11
things out of proportion. Now you're blue in the Great
32:14
War, she says. Looked at me with looked up at
32:16
me with honor and truth. Broken and blue and hits
32:19
different she says catastrophic Blues.
32:21
Moving on was always easy for me to do.
32:23
It's absolutely fucking crazy running wild.
32:27
It's been a long time. Oh my God.
32:28
Also it's been a long time. Reminds me of closure.
32:30
It's been a long time but seeing the shape of your name still
32:33
spells out pain. Girl it's been a long time.
32:36
Life has ways of leaving those days behind.
32:38
But seeing you tonight like the arrows to her, I remembered I
32:41
loved you came back when it mattered.
32:43
I saw you standing there and lay at the window wearing that same
32:45
smile. It just spells out this very
32:47
specific time for me. I watched you drive around the
32:51
bend car. Everyone calls her car, right?
32:54
What I thought would be the last time I saw my friend, quote UN
32:57
quote. But love has ways of bringing
32:59
things back to life. All you said was hi, it's me.
33:03
Hi, I'm the problem. That's me, but I knew it.
33:05
I knew you. Also, Speaking of the song,
33:09
besides the lyrics, I really love this song.
33:13
Listen, is it my favorite Taylor Swift song ever?
33:15
No, and that's OK because I like it.
33:18
It's very country. I like the twang.
33:20
It reminds me of Debut. I do think we're still going to
33:23
get debut, but again, I'll go into my theory in like literally
33:26
2 minutes. I think it's really cute.
33:28
It sounds very fun. I think Jack Antonoff is so good
33:32
for this song. I hear a lot of like the type of
33:35
instrumentals he did on like Ivy in August where it just gets
33:38
like deeper and warmer and you're like yes, like it just
33:41
really Revs up. So I really enjoy it.
33:43
It reminds me of like That's when from Fearless Deluxe or
33:48
bonus tracks from the Vault. So I really do enjoy it.
33:51
The last few things I wanted to talk about are from the promo
33:54
because all of the clouds that we're seeing, the imagery, I
34:00
think it all goes back to karma. Not only is it Toy Story, but I
34:04
think it works out so well because it all goes back to
34:06
karma. We see it in the Lavender Haze
34:08
music video. I think what clouds symbolize
34:11
for Taylor is getting above it, right?
34:14
Reaching past it. This like world that she's
34:17
trapped in this like glass closet and she's trying to reach
34:21
the summit and beyond it. And that's also why the first US
34:27
lesbian magazine magazine was called The Ladder and the cover
34:31
is a ladder going up into a cloud, which Taylor objectively
34:36
has many of these symbols and the visuals that Eris tour and
34:39
also literally on stage during lavender haze.
34:41
It's actually kind of crazy. It also reminds us a lot of
34:43
karma, the music video. And that's why I think a lot of
34:46
this comes back to karma because I'm a karma truther.
34:49
See my last episode for a lot more about karma.
34:51
In the music video, we see her holding a cup of coffee with
34:53
clouds in it. That has always reminded me of
34:56
Carly Simon's song You're So Vain, which Taylor Swift has
34:59
said is is her favorite song. And also in the Vogue questions,
35:03
73 Questions interview, the same one where she mentions Big Sur
35:08
as a honeymoon spot and that Karma is real.
35:12
She mentions that song Crazy. Also in Karma of the music
35:17
video, she's like up in the clouds with ice spice up on this
35:20
tower where I think she's bringing all of her friends to
35:23
the Summit, which a lot of people think is going to be her
35:25
new record label. Apparently there's a record
35:27
label that Artie's called The Summit.
35:29
Maybe she's going to buy them out because I think it's a great
35:31
name. I'm sorry to that record label,
35:33
but it's not looking good. I feel like she's going to take
35:36
it. So I do think clouds for her
35:38
symbolizes like getting out of this space and moving beyond
35:43
that and moving beyond like what Taylor Swift and Miss Americana
35:48
is for her, which I will get into in one second.
35:51
Also, pink, orange, yellow tulips in the photo.
35:54
Some people think this photo is from years before maybe, but I
35:58
don't really think it changes anything.
36:00
Those are lesbian flowers. The cowboy like me references
36:04
like I had like I mentioned before, and her lesbian ass pose
36:07
and lesbian ass jacket. It's not even funny.
36:11
This might even be from a Debut TV photo shoot.
36:15
I would not be surprised if she released debut TV because she
36:18
just wanted to like get this shit.
36:19
I think she's going to be on a six month fucking roll starting
36:23
a month ago, right? And I also do think because a
36:26
lot of this goes back to karma and karma the music video, I do
36:30
think she could be already egging for TS13, which might not
36:35
come until like I would theorize December 13th, 2026.
36:41
And finally, maybe you guys already saw this, but Jesse the
36:45
cowgirl in this fucking movie Toy Story, her last name is
36:50
Pride. Taylor chose to announce the
36:52
song on June 1st, the first day of Pride month.
36:54
She could have announced it the week before or the second day.
36:57
The fact that it was the first day is insane.
37:00
So what does all of this mean? There was a lot happening.
37:05
I think there's a lot that's going to happen.
37:08
The fact that this is all happening during Pride Month, I
37:10
think it's no coincidence. I think this is her sparkling
37:12
summer. But here's my theory that I have
37:16
been teasing. I think all of this is setting
37:19
us up for a story that can make sense from all angles but will
37:24
still be shocking for everyone. I believe that the wedding will
37:29
technically happen, but I think it is going to be so not what
37:35
Normie Swifty's think. I think SG and I do think there
37:40
will be a project tied to it. I think she's going to announce
37:44
her record label around the same time that she has her wedding or
37:48
she will release another album. And it's going to be so weird
37:52
for people that she is promoting something at the same exact time
37:55
that she's getting married. And people are going to be like,
37:57
damn, that is so promotional. And that's the whole point.
38:00
I think the wedding will be outlandishly performative,
38:04
outlandishly fan centered, that it will force people to be like,
38:11
what the fuck? I think Karlie Kloss will be
38:14
there and I think they will slowly start.
38:18
We will slowly start seeing more and more of them.
38:21
I don't think they're just going to not have a wedding because
38:24
again, like I said, I think she wants the climax of this Miss
38:28
Americana love story era. I think this is setting us up
38:32
for Debut and Reputation because I think she's going to release
38:34
Debut and then I do believe that we are going to perhaps, if this
38:39
is PR, see a breakup between the beloved couple of Tavis.
38:44
I think the fact that we're already seeing articles being
38:47
like he's back in the football season, this wedding is not what
38:52
we expected. Maybe he wanted the spotlight
38:54
too much. I think they're going to have a
38:56
shocking breakup. What is better than a wedding,
39:00
better than a love album, a divorce album?
39:03
And I think that's a perfect time to release Reputation.
39:07
And I do believe because we've already been seeing Taylor and
39:11
Carly in the headlines, that Carly is going to be helping
39:15
Taylor through the breakup. It's going to be almost heated
39:18
rivalry coded, like they're going to be slowly and slowly
39:21
being seen more together. She's going to have a key to her
39:23
apartment again. And I think all of this is going
39:26
to set us up for a record-breaking TS 13, which is
39:30
going to be her way of getting out of Taylor Swift.
39:34
Miss Americana and pushing past it, I think TS 13, she's going
39:38
to come out in a way. I think it's also going to be a
39:42
divorce album or breakup album. And I think her having such a
39:48
huge TS13 album will free her from almost like the album cycle
39:56
she's been on and the specificity of these specific
39:59
eras. And I think she will take a
40:02
break from music, maybe not forever and maybe not a long
40:05
time, but I do think she will set up a record label, direct a
40:09
movie, write a movie. I'm sure she already has written
40:13
one, release a book, maybe make a play, and then be able to live
40:18
more of her free life. There is just such a rising
40:22
action towards a climax that I don't think we're going to see
40:26
Taylor Swift on the same trajectory that we've been
40:29
seeing her the last three years and it's going to set the stage
40:32
for her to be able to come out and perhaps with Carly down the
40:35
road. The climax is the spectacle.
40:38
That will be the wedding. I do think we will get a climax,
40:42
whether that's a concert wedding, like I'm picturing Jlo
40:47
and marry me because what the fuck is happening?
40:50
I can't promise you this is what's going to happen.
40:52
I think it makes sense because it seems like it could happen.
40:56
I don't think Taylor is going to be like gotcha this was always
40:59
fake with Travis. Like I don't think she's ever
41:02
going to do that if it is just PR and if she's actually in love
41:05
with Travis. I hope to God they have their
41:09
own private wedding because if their actual weddings on MSG
41:13
that's a lot. I think that we are going to
41:16
utterly enjoy every single moment.
41:18
Can't promise I'm going to make a Taylor Swift episode.
41:21
You know every episode I would like to make a pride one but
41:25
listen if she keeps on doing crazy shit I might just have to.
41:28
Please let me know your thoughts you guys.
41:30
I really want to know what you think is going to happen.
41:33
I haven't been this excited since maybe before Life of a
41:35
Showgirl when I actually had anticipation for for that album
41:40
even though I have really grown to like it.
41:42
Reminder to please rate me 5 stars if you enjoy this podcast
41:46
because of the homophobes and I have merch on my website and
41:49
bonus episode so go check that out.
41:51
I love you guys so much. Happy pride are we blessed are
41:55
we blessed? Gaylors on top, love you guys,
41:57
bye.