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President's Club | Son of a Boy Dad #433 · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 1: He's exactly right. Let's start the show.
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Speaker 5: Something like that.
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Speaker 4: Something like that. All right, let's rip. Come on now.
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Speaker 5: What does he say?
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Speaker 1: Cantor just opened his mouth.
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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, not that.
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Speaker 1: Someone go get him a Grammy right now.
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Speaker 5: That is a great line. Alrighty, welcome back to the
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Speaker 5: Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is September 2nd.
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Speaker 5: It is 1230 p.m. And we are here live from
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Speaker 5: HQ Tres.
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Speaker 4: Wednesday. Wednesday. It's Wednesday.
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Speaker 1: We listened. We sat our asses down and we said
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Speaker 1: we're going to record on Wednesday in case anything crazy
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Speaker 1: happens on Tuesday. And fucking nothing happened.
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Speaker 4: Nothing happened.
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Speaker 1: We waited around for what?
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Speaker 4: It's the last time we'll ever do it.
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Speaker 5: Straight up, nothing happened Dude.
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Speaker 4: I gotta tell you something I have a little guilty
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Speaker 4: admission Which is that, you know People really have been
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Speaker 4: writing a lot of comments Whenever I wear something unusual
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Speaker 4: And I wore that sort of checked shirt Or that
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Speaker 4: plaid-ish shirt on the Tuesday episode And I gotta tell you,
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Speaker 4: man The comments were fucking hysterical What'd they hit you with?
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Speaker 4: I can't even remember. Maybe we could pull a couple up.
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Speaker 4: But some of them were very, very funny.
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Speaker 1: So you replied with something very muted this week with....
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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that this is exactly understated.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're dressed like a detective at a 70s pool party.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You're dressed like the boss of the paint factory.
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Speaker 4: You know, I dress for myself. Exactly. I don't think
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Speaker 4: I'm I don't I wouldn't say that I'm particularly well dressed.
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Speaker 4: It's just what I'm feeling. And look, Francis dressed for
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Speaker 4: an eighth grade school photo. That was pretty good. And
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Speaker 4: then it was all a lot of the top ones.
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Speaker 1: I can't really talk shit. I'm dressed like a fucking
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Speaker 1: Cowboys fan.
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Speaker 5: Are those Japanese? Is that Japanese denim?
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Speaker 4: These?
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Speaker 5: No, yours.
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Speaker 1: God, no, bro. These are Vans.
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Speaker 4: One of them said, Francis looks like a lumberjack who
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Speaker 4: works from home.
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Speaker 1: That was the funniest one.
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Speaker 5: I saw that one.
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Speaker 1: That's so funny.
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Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
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Speaker 1: You think I have Japanese denim?
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Speaker 5: I don't know. I'd assume, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Why'd you scoff at Vans, bro? Great American brands.
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Speaker 5: Vans?
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Speaker 1: What's wrong with Vans?
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Speaker 5: I don't even think it's an American brand. Isn't it
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Speaker 5: a German brand?
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Speaker 4: Vans. Isn't it?
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Speaker 5: Or am I wrong about that?
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I thought it was like.
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Speaker 5: There used to be some wild... It's an American brand.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, people forget that Hitler actually used to wear Vans.
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Speaker 5: There used to be some crazy anti-Semitic theories around Vance.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Around the shoes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hitler had all of the Nazis goose-stepping in the slip-ons.
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Speaker 1: In slip-ons. Can someone please Photoshop that for us? Leave
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Speaker 1: it as a comment. What were the anti-Semitic theories about Vance?
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Speaker 5: I'll never say.
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Speaker 1: I'd like to hear them.
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Speaker 5: No, it wasn't there a point in time. It looked
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Speaker 5: like the bottom of the vans had the Star of
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Speaker 5: David on them. And then people said that it was
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Speaker 5: like stepping on the Star of David or some shit.
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: I heard it one time when I was like five.
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Speaker 1: And you sew it into your memory.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I heard that the band Korn as a child, I
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Speaker 1: heard that that was a racist.
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Speaker 5: It says it's a completely false urban legend.
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Speaker 1: There you have it.
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Speaker 5: That means it's true.
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Speaker 4: What was he saying about Van Korn? What does that mean?
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Speaker 1: The band Korn.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were talking about Keith Van Korn.
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Speaker 1: The basketball player from Iowa.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Nets. Keith Van Korn. Semi-superstar.
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Speaker 1: That it stood for keep on running N-word. Whoa.
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Speaker 5: That's just like some random dude in your school made
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Speaker 5: that up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then when I was in physical therapy, I
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Speaker 1: saw– a black dude wearing a corn shirt and it
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Speaker 1: fucking zoomed back into my mind i was like bro
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Speaker 1: should i.
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Speaker 5: Fucking tell him yeah you should have let him know
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Speaker 5: bro you know what that means right take.
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Speaker 4: That off right now i watched a video recently of
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Speaker 4: a pretty cool mashup between corn and um slipknot oh
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Speaker 4: very they collabed on stage to sing a beastie boy.
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Speaker 5: Song oh a triple collab we call that.
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Speaker 4: Well, Beastie Boys wasn't there, obviously.
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Speaker 5: Well, it's there in spirit.
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Speaker 1: You don't know about ghosts? Maybe there's a ghost on stage.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: It was cool. It was cool.
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Speaker 1: Did you guys ever watch the Woodstock 99 shit? Oh, yeah,
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Speaker 1: of course. Where Korn is playing?
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Speaker 4: Yeah. One of the reasons I can't go to concerts
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Speaker 4: ever again.
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Speaker 1: Would you have enjoyed being in that throng?
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Speaker 4: No, not at all.
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Speaker 5: I would have liked watching it from a distance.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Like sort of by the shit puddles.
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Speaker 1: Like a rich family watching a Civil War battle.
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Speaker 4: A helicopter. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah helicopter would be nice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah it seems it does seem kind of fun
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Speaker 1: they people are going really hard oh yeah but then
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Speaker 1: you got to go to the bathroom or get a drink.
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Speaker 4: My childhood wasn't bad enough to have enjoyed that concert.
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Speaker 5: I think there were parts of the concert that looked
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Speaker 5: good but once people started lighting shit on fire and
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Speaker 5: like burning places down i think that's probably when i
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Speaker 5: would have headed out drew the line yeah yeah hit
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Speaker 5: the road.
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Speaker 4: That documentary left a visceral feeling in my stomach really
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Speaker 4: what was it of disgust and claustrophobia and fear and
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Speaker 4: also thirst.
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Speaker 5: I think it when it really got dark was when
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Speaker 5: they had like the rave at night and there.
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Speaker 4: Was sexual assault everyone just.
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Speaker 5: Started getting raped and i was like whoa yeah this
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Speaker 5: isn't really woodstock vibe anymore guys.
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Speaker 1: Yeah right what do you got through would have hated
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Speaker 1: this yeah Yeah, Woody Guthrie would have been pissed. Have
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Speaker 1: either of you ever been to a music festival?
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I went to Sensation White in Copenhagen.
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Speaker 5: Oh, that's a classic. Yeah, I've been to that one, too.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was there, too.
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Speaker 5: Sensation White. Did I see you there?
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Speaker 4: You may have.
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Speaker 1: What was that? Who was playing at that?
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Speaker 4: Swedish House Mafia, among other groups, I think. It was great.
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Speaker 4: Everyone was wearing white.
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Speaker 5: Swedish House Mafia? Is that a real thing?
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Speaker 4: Yeah. You know Swedish house mafia. You don't know Swedish
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Speaker 4: house mafia?
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Speaker 5: I can't say I've ever heard those words.
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Speaker 1: But that being at Sensation White in Copenhagen.
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Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say 3-6 Mafia.
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Speaker 1: That's what Hitler was dreaming about when he was wearing
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Speaker 1: his all-white Vans. EDM concert in Copenhagen where Swedish House
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Speaker 1: Mafia is playing and everyone's wearing white. That was literally
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Speaker 1: his utopia. Was it awesome?
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Speaker 5: Is it an EDM band?
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Speaker 4: They were the biggest fucking name, probably, other than Avicii.
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Speaker 4: They were the biggest name in house music.
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Speaker 5: I'm not a big electronic music guy.
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Speaker 4: Nor am I. What?
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Speaker 5: You saw them at Copenhagen. You flew to Copenhagen. I
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Speaker 5: traveled to see them. Swedish House Mafia.
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Speaker 4: Sensation white copenhagen how many times in a lifetime are
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Speaker 4: that is that gonna happen he's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity did
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Speaker 4: you ever go see avicii no never did you know
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Speaker 4: that he um co-headlined a barstool blackout tour i think
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Speaker 4: i did concert thing and they like Split the money.
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Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: It was like him and Dante. Dante's like, he's cutting
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Speaker 1: into my time. He opened for Dante.
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Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: That's pretty fucking sick.
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Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: Festivals are a fun time, but you don't even really
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Speaker 1: have to know the artists, you know?
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Speaker 4: I'll never go again.
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Speaker 1: I bet Hitler would have loved fucking EDM.
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Speaker 5: Probably, yeah. I'm not an EDM guy. I tried to
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Speaker 5: get into it forcefully when I was younger. It's like
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Speaker 5: everyone was listening to EDM.
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Speaker 1: When dubstep came out, you were probably, it was probably
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Speaker 1: like you were ripe for, for your brain was a sponge.
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Speaker 5: Exactly. I thought dubstep was a band. Like I thought
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Speaker 5: dubstep was like a group, you know, I don't know
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Speaker 5: what the term is in house music, band, team, group. Um,
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Speaker 5: but I thought dubstep was a team and I, I
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Speaker 5: downloaded an album on Apple music called dubs by dubstep.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: And it was just like, it was clearly just like
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Speaker 5: AI generated fucking garage band music.
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Speaker 1: They didn't even have AI then.
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Speaker 4: No, they probably did. You just listened to the wrong teams.
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Speaker 4: There were better teams. Yeah. Much better teams.
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Speaker 5: I listened to a little Avicii.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Here and there. Mostly the day he died. That was
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Speaker 5: really when I.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you followed him after his death. That was my
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Speaker 1: big kick.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, definitely.
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Speaker 4: Just so people could see.
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Speaker 5: Absolutely.
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Speaker 1: You were a Skrillex guy. I've seen pictures of you
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Speaker 1: sitting on a dock with your hair cut like Skrillex
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Speaker 1: and the big chunky Skrillex glasses.
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Speaker 5: No, no, never, never.
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Speaker 4: That's not true.
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Speaker 5: But I definitely did. I was a little into Skrillex.
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Speaker 1: The side of your head shaved and really long hair
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Speaker 1: on one side.
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Speaker 4: Dude, you would have liked Steve A. O. K.
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Speaker 5: Steve will do it.
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Speaker 4: Steve A, okay. He's the guy that throws the cakes
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Speaker 4: at people's faces.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I've seen that.
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Speaker 1: He's still doing it, even though he looks like the
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Speaker 1: guy at the beginning slash end of Inception.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't fuck with this guy.
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Speaker 1: He looks just like an old man waiting to die alone.
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Speaker 4: I don't know how easy it is to throw a
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Speaker 4: flat cake flat. I've always wondered about that.
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Speaker 5: I think you've got to use the shot put technique.
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Speaker 1: He's probably at the range. He probably has a stack
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Speaker 1: of sheets at the shooting range.
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Speaker 5: He's really launching those things.
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Speaker 4: That is a long way to keep the cake flat
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Speaker 4: to what it's hitting. I don't know how it doesn't
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Speaker 4: go off axis in any way.
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Speaker 5: I'm back in on Steve A, okay? A-okay is very good.
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Speaker 5: They don't teach that.
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Speaker 4: You got to learn that.
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Speaker 1: We're watching this silently.
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Speaker 4: I went to a club in Miami last Probably for Halloween.
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Speaker 4: It must have been 2013 with my buddy. Halloween in Miami.
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Speaker 4: What's that? It's a dream.
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Speaker 5: Halloween in Miami?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a dream.
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Speaker 1: It's a dream.
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Speaker 4: I was dressed as a gladiator.
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Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you probably got so much primo snizz that.
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Speaker 4: Smelled like the fucking tuna market in Japan. I've gone
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Speaker 4: too far. Yeah. Anyway.
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Speaker 5: I would have probably just worn like a jersey.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Basketball jersey you wouldn't have gone i would have worn
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Speaker 5: a kg jersey.
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Speaker 4: We all know you wouldn't have gone and you.
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Speaker 1: Definitely wouldn't want a sleeveless jersey absolutely maybe like a
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Speaker 1: hockey jersey.
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Speaker 5: In miami yeah in miami i'm wearing a jersey and
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Speaker 5: a chain too.
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Speaker 1: Not to 11 some links you're not getting into 11
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Speaker 1: unless you have pants.
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Speaker 4: We went to live at the fountain blow fountain blue
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Speaker 4: yeah and i mean i remember getting because we were
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Speaker 4: excited and uh dave was there.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah Did I ever tell you about that? Was
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Speaker 5: he wearing a jersey?
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Speaker 4: No. What was he? He was just himself. Oh.
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Speaker 1: Did you call your shot that night?
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 1: Were you at Barstool at the time?
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Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you were at Barstool. I thought this was like pre-Barstool.
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 1: You called your shot.
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Speaker 4: So it must not have been 2013. Yeah, it must
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Speaker 4: have been more like 2018, 2017. Whatever. I have pictures
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Speaker 4: from that night. I have a picture of Dave. I
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Speaker 4: wrote a blog about it.
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Speaker 5: Really?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: You got any pictures of Gaz that night?
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Speaker 4: He wasn't there.
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Speaker 5: What was his costume?
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Speaker 4: I don't know. But my point is that it must
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Speaker 4: not have been. I went once for Halloween. That must
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Speaker 4: have been a different time because this night was not Halloween.
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Speaker 4: But Steve AOK didn't come on until like three in
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Speaker 4: the morning, at which point Dave had left for 11.
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Speaker 4: And when he went there, they had signs welcoming him.
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Speaker 4: He was like the mayor.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But I remember before he left, he came over to
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Speaker 4: me and he was like, have you heard of this
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Speaker 4: college running back? And I was like, no. He's like,
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Speaker 4: I'm supposed to do a pizza review with him tomorrow,
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Speaker 4: but I don't know if I really want to.
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Speaker 1: Was it Christian McCaffrey?
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Speaker 4: No, I don't think it was.
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Speaker 5: Who was it?
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Speaker 4: I don't remember. You're asking the wrong guy.
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Speaker 1: I thought that it was going to be a big
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Speaker 1: reveal and it was like B.
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Speaker 4: John Robinson.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: That was our whole conversation at the nightclub.
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Speaker 5: I wonder who it was.
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Speaker 4: But it was nice of him to try to... time
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Speaker 4: to find common ground. I was like, no, I have
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Speaker 4: no idea who that is.
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Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 1: We're going to go to 11.
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Speaker 4: But the funny part was that he had the primo
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Speaker 4: table on the dance floor that was right next to
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Speaker 4: the DJ. And we had originally booked that table. There
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Speaker 4: were like 12 of us. And then when we got
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Speaker 4: to the club, the person who, you know, told us
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Speaker 4: where we were supposed to go, he was like, listen,
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Speaker 4: we've moved you guys down a table. We were like, why?
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Speaker 4: And they were like, well, we have a big guest came.
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Speaker 4: It was my boss.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: My boss displaced us.
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Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: Best possible situation, though.
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Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So were you able to go over to his
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Speaker 1: table pretty freely?
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Speaker 4: I could have, but I didn't want to bother him.
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Speaker 5: You should have caused a fuss. We booked that table
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Speaker 5: for a reason.
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Speaker 1: We booked it months in advance.
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Speaker 4: I want a coupon.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Next time I come back to live, fountain blow. Half
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Speaker 4: off bottles of Belvedere.
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Speaker 5: Did I tell you guys about when my friends were
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Speaker 5: here and they went out and the next morning they
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Speaker 5: woke up and they were flabbergasted by the bill they got?
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Speaker 5: And they were like $ 350 and Bo was like, I
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Speaker 5: was like, well, what did you guys get? And he
17:30
Speaker 5: was like, I mean, all I had was like a
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Speaker 5: couple beers and a couple shots and like a couple cocktails.
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Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, I mean, that's going to
17:38
Speaker 5: do it. What did you think? Those were all free?
17:42
Speaker 4: This ain't Birmingham, Bo. This ain't Birmingham no more.
17:46
Speaker 1: He ordered the whole menu.
17:47
Speaker 5: I'm like, you got everything as expensive as you could find.
17:52
Speaker 1: In the most expensive city.
17:54
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:55
Speaker 4: Wow.
17:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never getting cheaper. Sad to say.
17:58
Speaker 4: No. When they visited you recently? Yeah, yeah.
18:01
Speaker 5: They were mind blown by the bill.
18:05
Speaker 4: Well, that's what you saved. You saved on that.
18:07
Speaker 5: Oh, big time.
18:08
Speaker 4: Because you didn't go out. No, no, I did not.
18:10
Speaker 4: If you had gone out and you'd had fun with them,
18:13
Speaker 4: would you have split that bill with them even though
18:15
Speaker 4: you weren't drinking?
18:16
Speaker 5: We've been over this and in a million years, I
18:18
Speaker 5: would not put a penny towards that bill.
18:21
Speaker 4: Yeah.
18:22
Speaker 5: Why would I be buying people drinks when I'm not drinking?
18:25
Speaker 1: I don't know.
18:25
Speaker 4: Friendship?
18:26
Speaker 5: That's not friendship. That's charity.
18:28
Speaker 1: Generosity?
18:29
Speaker 4: Yeah, you say charity, I say generosity. I like buying
18:32
Speaker 4: drinks for people.
18:33
Speaker 5: When you're drinking, you don't just walk into a bar
18:37
Speaker 5: not drinking. I'm going to get all your guys' drinks.
18:39
Speaker 4: You want to hear something funny?
18:41
Speaker 5: I don't got the bread for that.
18:42
Speaker 4: That's fucking horseshit. No, it isn't.
18:45
Speaker 5: I don't have just $ 400.
18:45
Speaker 4: You're buying like Air Force One technology computers.
18:48
Speaker 5: Hell no. I haven't bought anything electronic-wise in a couple months.
18:53
Speaker 4: I haven't.
18:53
Speaker 5: I was going to buy another mouse the other day,
18:54
Speaker 5: and I stopped myself again.
18:56
Speaker 4: You brought one in today.
18:57
Speaker 5: I had that one already.
18:58
Speaker 4: You have mice falling out of your pockets.
19:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like an exterminator.
19:02
Speaker 4: It's my old mouse. Why did you bring it?
19:05
Speaker 5: Because it's attached. I use it for my laptop.
19:07
Speaker 4: Pull that thing out.
19:09
Speaker 5: I mean, everyone that games will know this beast. It's
19:12
Speaker 5: super light, too.
19:13
Speaker 4: You can't tell me that someone who carries around a
19:16
Speaker 4: mouse in their backpack hasn't bought anything electronic in their
19:21
Speaker 4: life for months.
19:22
Speaker 5: I got that over a year ago.
19:23
Speaker 4: That's an old mouse.
19:25
Speaker 5: That's last gen. The new gen is the Super Strike.
19:29
Speaker 4: Cool.
19:30
Speaker 1: Get a couple clicks on that.
19:31
Speaker 4: I'm going to click the shit out of this thing.
19:32
Speaker 5: It's a good click.
19:34
Speaker 4: Yeah.
19:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good click.
19:37
Speaker 1: That's so nice. That ASMR is getting me fucking rocked up.
19:41
Speaker 4: It's so quick.
19:42
Speaker 5: Keep the skates on the bottom, too.
19:43
Speaker 4: Wow.
19:45
Speaker 5: Super Glods.
19:46
Speaker 4: Wow.
19:47
Speaker 1: Francis, I'll give you $ 200 to spike it against the
19:49
Speaker 1: wall right now.
19:50
Speaker 5: I would never do that to Harry.
19:52
Speaker 4: $ 200? I can't.
19:53
Speaker 5: No, it's not $ 200.
19:53
Speaker 4: $ 200 to you.
19:54
Speaker 5: It's like $ 130 probably.
19:55
Speaker 4: I know.
19:55
Speaker 1: I'm saying I would give him $ 200 to do that.
19:57
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give you anything.
19:58
Speaker 5: Oh, if you gave me $ 200, I'll destroy it right now.
20:01
Speaker 5: And then I'll go buy the new gen mouse. Don't
20:03
Speaker 5: do it.
20:03
Speaker 4: That's just useless. He wants it.
20:07
Speaker 5: No, I don't want it if he's going to give
20:08
Speaker 5: me $ 200 because then I'll get them out so that
20:11
Speaker 5: I stop myself from buying.
20:13
Speaker 1: You saved $ 400 by not going out with your friends.
20:15
Speaker 1: You could get two new mice.
20:17
Speaker 5: I didn't save any money by not going out with
20:19
Speaker 5: my friends because I didn't go. I wasn't going to
20:21
Speaker 5: go in the first place.
20:22
Speaker 4: Let me dissolve your argument for one second. So you
20:24
Speaker 4: said you don't like to buy drinks for people unless you're,
20:27
Speaker 4: if you're not drinking yourself, right? Yeah. Well, I have
20:31
Speaker 4: two friends that are going to, they're currently in Paris, husband, wife,
20:34
Speaker 4: friends of mine. And I recommended a restaurant to them
20:38
Speaker 4: that I went to when I was there. And they're going.
20:42
Speaker 4: And I messaged the restaurant and I'm picking up their tab.
20:45
Speaker 1: That's such a promo move.
20:47
Speaker 5: That's nice.
20:48
Speaker 4: Because I'm very fond of them and I haven't seen
20:50
Speaker 4: them in a while. And by the way, Roan does
20:52
Speaker 4: this stuff to the fucking nines. He and I go
20:56
Speaker 4: out to dinner. He will not let me pay. He
20:58
Speaker 4: does sneaky shit.
20:59
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he's like stealing money from somewhere or some shit.
21:02
Speaker 5: It's some sort of scheme that he has going.
21:04
Speaker 4: What?
21:04
Speaker 5: He wants the points or something.
21:06
Speaker 1: What?
21:06
Speaker 5: There's always some sort of underlying reason why Roan does things.
21:12
Speaker 5: He's like Jerry.
21:13
Speaker 1: What the fuck? That's a crazy ricochet, Jerry. If you're
21:17
Speaker 1: going to insult me, insult me. Leave Jerry out of this.
21:20
Speaker 5: Jerry's always trying to make a buck.
21:22
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:23
Speaker 4: The only underlying thing you could say is that it
21:26
Speaker 4: feels good to be generous. That's the only sort of plan.
21:33
Speaker 5: When we went out to dinner, I went out to
21:35
Speaker 5: dinner or got food with my friends eight times, and
21:38
Speaker 5: I paid for it every single time. I also went
21:40
Speaker 5: to Iceland with my friends and pretty much paid for
21:42
Speaker 5: the entire trip. I'm not buying them beers. They owe
21:47
Speaker 5: me thousands of dollars.
21:50
Speaker 4: Does it make you feel good to buy them a
21:53
Speaker 4: nice hotel room in Iceland?
21:54
Speaker 5: No, it made me feel good.
21:56
Speaker 4: That's what I just asked.
21:58
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
21:58
Speaker 4: No, no.
21:59
Speaker 5: It made me feel good getting the hotel room for myself.
22:02
Speaker 4: Oh, not for them.
22:03
Speaker 5: They also were in the hotel room, but I didn't
22:05
Speaker 5: do it for them. I did it for me.
22:07
Speaker 4: You resented that they were in there with you.
22:09
Speaker 5: No, I was fine with it.
22:10
Speaker 1: Why does it not feel good to ball out on them?
22:12
Speaker 5: Because I don't have enough money to be bawling out
22:14
Speaker 5: on people.
22:15
Speaker 1: But you did something nice for them because you could
22:17
Speaker 1: and they couldn't.
22:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I elevated our trip to the next level.
22:22
Speaker 4: Hang on a second. If you have enough money to
22:24
Speaker 4: be bawling out on yourself, you have enough money to
22:27
Speaker 4: be bawling out on them. Which you effectively did by
22:30
Speaker 4: letting them share your room. It's like if you have
22:33
Speaker 4: enough food for yourself, you can theoretically share some. And
22:35
Speaker 4: you did. That's to your credit, by the way. I
22:38
Speaker 4: think you're... Weirdly and annoyingly, like professing to be selfish
22:43
Speaker 4: when in fact there's more generosity in you than you're allowed.
22:47
Speaker 5: No, I'm saying I do buy people meals and all that.
22:50
Speaker 5: I just don't do the drinks. I don't pay for drinks.
22:53
Speaker 1: I did a tasting menu this past weekend with another
22:56
Speaker 1: couple and I got the wine pairing and nobody else did.
23:00
Speaker 1: And the other couple insisted that we split the bill evenly.
23:04
Speaker 1: So what I did is I told them the wrong
23:06
Speaker 1: price of the bill so they would pay less.
23:10
Speaker 4: And they never found that out?
23:11
Speaker 1: They never found that out until right now.
23:13
Speaker 4: See, that's the type of thing. That's like that Coach
23:15
Speaker 4: Wooden quote where it's like, work hard when no one
23:19
Speaker 4: else is looking or something like that.
23:21
Speaker 5: Of course.
23:22
Speaker 4: Like, Roan will do the right thing for no credit. Yeah, yeah.
23:25
Speaker 4: Except for right now when he's setting up.
23:27
Speaker 5: A podcast for hundreds of thousands of people to hear.
23:30
Speaker 4: You've got three levels. It's like the three bears. Like, Goldilocks,
23:34
Speaker 4: he's too generous and altruistic. I'll be altruistic, but I
23:38
Speaker 4: guess it's not technically altruistic because I want the credit. Yeah.
23:42
Speaker 4: Even if it's just for myself. Yeah.
23:43
Speaker 5: You're like the Larry David, uh, like donating to the,
23:47
Speaker 5: what is he donates? And they, they, they want him
23:49
Speaker 5: to donate anonymous anonymously. And he's like, well, then why
23:52
Speaker 5: would I donate?
23:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
23:57
Speaker 1: I used to squat on a take. This is in 2011,
23:59
Speaker 1: and it might not be a good take, but I
24:01
Speaker 1: used to squat on the take that all charity giving
24:04
Speaker 1: is selfish.
24:05
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
24:05
Speaker 5: Tax write-off.
24:06
Speaker 1: If tax write-off, you can feel good about yourself. I
24:09
Speaker 1: don't think.
24:10
Speaker 4: That's what he meant. Oh, it is. And you threw
24:13
Speaker 4: that in like I know exactly what you're talking about. No, yeah.
24:16
Speaker 5: People that are donating like a ton of money to charity,
24:18
Speaker 5: it's usually for tax purposes.
24:20
Speaker 4: Well, you know that all that is is that the
24:22
Speaker 4: money that they donate to charity, they don't have to
24:25
Speaker 4: pay income tax on. They're still losing the money. It's
24:29
Speaker 4: not like, oh, you donated $ 10, 000 to charity? Now we're
24:33
Speaker 4: going to give you money. It's not that. It's not
24:35
Speaker 4: how it works.
24:35
Speaker 5: I'm talking about the people that are donating millions to charity.
24:39
Speaker 5: Fake charities, too. A lot of fake charities going around.
24:41
Speaker 5: Got to be careful.
24:42
Speaker 4: Really?
24:43
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
24:44
Speaker 1: I haven't heard about this.
24:44
Speaker 5: I tried to donate to a dog shelter the other
24:46
Speaker 5: day to end up giving all my money to flock cameras.
24:49
Speaker 4: What?
24:51
Speaker 1: We were paying for Somali daycares.
24:56
Speaker 4: Oh, man. I'm sure there is a way where people
24:59
Speaker 4: who are donating millions of dollars or starting foundations, to
25:01
Speaker 4: some degree, it's maybe a way for them to shelter money.
25:04
Speaker 1: Yeah.
25:05
Speaker 4: That may be true.
25:05
Speaker 5: Hiding it.
25:06
Speaker 4: I don't know. Tucking it away. Yeah.
25:08
Speaker 1: Dog charities, too. People will always give to a dog charity.
25:12
Speaker 4: Of course.
25:13
Speaker 1: So you make yourself the CEO of a nonprofit for dogs,
25:16
Speaker 1: you're going to get fucking rich.
25:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a millionaire.
25:19
Speaker 4: Big time.
25:19
Speaker 5: Multi-millionaire.
25:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds really nice.
25:22
Speaker 4: Who's that? Who's calling?
25:23
Speaker 5: Bo.
25:24
Speaker 4: Was it Bo? Yeah. Pick it up.
25:26
Speaker 5: No, I'm not picking it up.
25:26
Speaker 4: Come on, let him on.
25:27
Speaker 5: No, he's walking around outside of his office.
25:29
Speaker 4: You want me to call him?
25:30
Speaker 1: You call him, Francis.
25:30
Speaker 4: I'll call him because you didn't want.
25:32
Speaker 5: To talk to him. No, no, I did want to
25:33
Speaker 5: talk about that 49ers player. Yes.
25:36
Speaker 4: You see this? Yeah. What's his name? Something Love.
25:40
Speaker 1: Dejan Love. Dejan Love.
25:41
Speaker 5: Francis, are you up to date with Dejan Love?
25:43
Speaker 4: No, I got to call Bo really quick.
25:45
Speaker 1: Call Bo real quick.
25:46
Speaker 4: Okay.
25:47
Speaker 1: Oh, he banged on you? We know you're free, Bo.
25:50
Speaker 4: That's insane. I think he's leaving you a voicemail. Here
25:52
Speaker 4: we go. This is going to be Bo, everybody. Hold on.
25:58
Speaker 4: Come on now, Bo. Wow.
25:59
Speaker 5: He's busy. If he's smart, he won't answer it.
26:05
Speaker 1: That would be so fucking diabolical.
26:08
Speaker 4: He's not screening mine because... This is tough.
26:11
Speaker 5: This is a tough look for you.
26:12
Speaker 4: It's not really.
26:13
Speaker 5: You can cut this out of the episode if you want.
26:14
Speaker 4: I don't really need to. because you know why Bo
26:18
Speaker 4: and I are not friends oh.
26:21
Speaker 5: Man this is devastating he called me and then you
26:25
Speaker 5: called and he then he we we just did the
26:28
Speaker 5: you just got reversed on I'm gonna text him did you.
26:31
Speaker 1: Ever hear the story about uh a fan found J
26:34
Speaker 1: Cole's phone and so they opened it and they found
26:38
Speaker 1: Jay-Z's number And they called Jay-Z from Jay Cole's phone
26:42
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26:45
Speaker 1: into their own phone and called him again and Jay-Z
26:47
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26:52
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26:53
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26:54
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26:55
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Speaker 5: Francis, have you heard about this, this Dajon Love?
28:49
Speaker 4: No.
28:49
Speaker 5: Oh, this is unreal. They'll make an untold about this
28:53
Speaker 5: very soon.
28:54
Speaker 4: Oh, is this the guy that somehow scammed women by.
28:57
Speaker 5: Convinced all these people that he was a 49ers player,
29:01
Speaker 5: and he's just a random dude.
29:03
Speaker 4: Okay.
29:03
Speaker 5: And he walks around with the 49ers helmet on.
29:07
Speaker 4: I saw the headline, but I don't know the story.
29:10
Speaker 4: Tell me the story.
29:12
Speaker 5: That pretty much is the story.
29:13
Speaker 1: He scammed people out of $ 1. 3 million pretending to be
29:18
Speaker 1: on the 49ers, and he'll just DM people and be like, hey,
29:22
Speaker 1: can I get a free haircut or a free chain
29:24
Speaker 1: or a free car? I'm on the 49ers with two
29:28
Speaker 1: football emojis. I can afford it because I'm on the 49ers.
29:31
Speaker 5: Did you see the one that Cameo posted today?
29:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said he's going to charge $ 5, 000. Is that
29:38
Speaker 1: fake though?
29:39
Speaker 5: No, I think. Cameo posted it themselves unless.
29:41
Speaker 1: They did it as a joke.
29:42
Speaker 5: They could be memeing though. They said they posted a
29:46
Speaker 5: DM of him being like, I want a way to
29:48
Speaker 5: get in touch with my fans better. A lot of
29:51
Speaker 5: my teammates are already on there. He said like, I'm
29:55
Speaker 5: totally down to do like fantasy, like draft picks and stuff.
29:59
Speaker 1: He also told, he reached out to a club and
30:03
Speaker 1: was like, I want to get your entire club rented
30:05
Speaker 1: out and I'm going to bring it to my house.
30:07
Speaker 1: I'll pay you guys $ 80, 000. I'm in the NFL. I
30:10
Speaker 1: can afford it.
30:12
Speaker 4: Such a great move. Why does it say that he
30:14
Speaker 4: specifically scammed women?
30:16
Speaker 5: Because that is who he mostly was scamming.
30:18
Speaker 4: And what, they were giving him money?
30:20
Speaker 1: To invest.
30:21
Speaker 4: Women were? Yes.
30:23
Speaker 1: And he'd be like, hey, I could turn your 10
30:24
Speaker 1: into 20 or something like that. They would give him
30:27
Speaker 1: the 10 and then he would just disappear.
30:30
Speaker 5: He pretty much ran that same scheme that the the
30:32
Speaker 5: tinder swindler did remember that yeah it's pretty much the
30:37
Speaker 5: exact same thing but he's in the nfl instead of
30:39
Speaker 5: like a rich dude from dubai.
30:41
Speaker 1: Do you remember that kid that was a doctor who
30:45
Speaker 1: was there was like a child doctor who like was
30:48
Speaker 1: posted online he was also a classic scammer i don't
30:51
Speaker 1: even think he was making this much money but he
30:54
Speaker 1: had patients and he was like a 14 year old
30:56
Speaker 1: pretending to be a doctor What do.
30:58
Speaker 5: You think, like, realistically, what's a good scam that I
31:01
Speaker 5: could do in, like, soon? Because I'm trying to, like,
31:05
Speaker 5: hit a lick, to be honest. Trying to get that
31:07
Speaker 5: new mouse.
31:08
Speaker 1: I mean, should we... Let's start a scam. I know
31:10
Speaker 1: that they didn't answer, but I bet Jersey Jerry and
31:13
Speaker 1: Nicky Numbers would answer right now.
31:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, but their scams are a little too... They're too
31:17
Speaker 5: much work.
31:18
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
31:19
Speaker 5: I remember that, dude.
31:20
Speaker 1: Fake teen doctor sentenced to prison. Like, why would you...
31:24
Speaker 1: I mean, Dajon Love or whatever... he at least picked
31:29
Speaker 1: the highest thing to scam about, which is football. Pretending
31:33
Speaker 1: to be a doctor and having to do clinical trials,
31:36
Speaker 1: having to have patients sitting on a bed and you
31:40
Speaker 1: hit their knee and you're trying to give them actual advice,
31:44
Speaker 1: that's a terrible thing to be scamming.
31:46
Speaker 5: How do you even scam as a doctor, though? Was
31:48
Speaker 5: he doing virtual visits?
31:49
Speaker 1: No, he had people coming into his house.
31:52
Speaker 5: He had an office?
31:53
Speaker 1: He had a doctor's office. But to what end though?
31:57
Speaker 1: It's not even like it's a big cash business. Is
32:00
Speaker 1: he getting $ 25 copays at a time and trying to
32:03
Speaker 1: like cobble together a scam?
32:04
Speaker 5: Maybe he's just telling everyone like, sorry, like your insurance
32:07
Speaker 5: is out of network.
32:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't accept insurance. Of any kind? You don't
32:13
Speaker 4: even want my card? No. Medicare?
32:14
Speaker 5: You can sign up for our insurance.
32:16
Speaker 4: Yeah.
32:17
Speaker 5: It's $ 30, 000 a visit though.
32:19
Speaker 1: That's a good thing to scam, like scamming an insurance company.
32:22
Speaker 1: Like they're printing money and they're like inherently like there's
32:24
Speaker 1: like an evilness to them. Yeah. Something like that. United Healthcare.
32:28
Speaker 5: We could start an insurance company. Son of a boy,
32:31
Speaker 5: dad insurance.
32:31
Speaker 1: Ooh.
32:32
Speaker 4: Okay.
32:33
Speaker 5: Boy, dad insurance.
32:34
Speaker 4: Okay.
32:34
Speaker 1: What would we insure?
32:35
Speaker 5: I actually don't hate this.
32:36
Speaker 1: Like health insurance?
32:37
Speaker 5: Everything.
32:39
Speaker 1: I think we have to be more specific. What about
32:41
Speaker 1: like art insurance? Francis has connections to the art world.
32:45
Speaker 5: That's true.
32:45
Speaker 1: He's dressed like a dealer.
32:47
Speaker 4: I'm dressed like the guy that brings you your painting
32:50
Speaker 4: in a box. I handle it properly.
32:56
Speaker 1: And then if their art ever gets destroyed or something,
33:01
Speaker 1: we can just make a fake one.
33:03
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we could just do screen prints.
33:06
Speaker 4: They'd never know. Art forgery.
33:08
Speaker 5: Yeah, so someone buys, say, the Mona Lisa... We steal
33:12
Speaker 5: the actual Mona Lisa and then we give them a
33:14
Speaker 5: screen printed one.
33:15
Speaker 4: Listen, we're thinking the wrong way here. We're coming up
33:19
Speaker 4: with scams that have already been done. We need to
33:22
Speaker 4: find something that hasn't been done and then do it
33:26
Speaker 4: until right before people figure out, then get out of
33:29
Speaker 4: the game.
33:30
Speaker 5: I like that.
33:30
Speaker 1: What about like fake AI?
33:33
Speaker 5: Oh, I like that a lot.
33:34
Speaker 1: Fake AI.
33:35
Speaker 5: They think they're talking to a chat bot.
33:37
Speaker 4: They're talking to us.
33:37
Speaker 5: They're talking to us.
33:38
Speaker 4: Yeah.
33:39
Speaker 5: They're talking to us.
33:40
Speaker 4: Yeah.
33:40
Speaker 1: Now it's going to be a lot of work for
33:42
Speaker 1: us answering all that shit.
33:44
Speaker 4: It'd be tough for people to stick with our products
33:47
Speaker 4: given how slow it is.
33:49
Speaker 5: Yeah. We're offline from 8 p.m. till 8 a.m.
33:52
Speaker 1: Yeah. But what about a venture capital and say we're
33:59
Speaker 1: developing an AI and do like the Elizabeth Holmes, like
34:03
Speaker 1: there's no product. You know, like we've never, there's nothing.
34:06
Speaker 5: You're selling the idea.
34:07
Speaker 1: We're just selling the idea. And there's, and we get like,
34:10
Speaker 1: go to 500 million. And then like, we need actually
34:12
Speaker 1: $ 4 billion to make this happen.
34:14
Speaker 5: We're constantly, yeah. We're constantly doing like our evaluations and
34:17
Speaker 5: they're constantly going up.
34:19
Speaker 1: Robot scamming.
34:20
Speaker 5: We just got evaluated again. We're worth $ 10 billion.
34:22
Speaker 1: Yes.
34:23
Speaker 5: I think you can just do that. You can just
34:25
Speaker 5: say like we were evaluated at, 10 million and then
34:29
Speaker 5: people are like holy shit Valuated Evaluated or valuated Valued
34:36
Speaker 5: We're valued at 10 million But evaluated Evaluated is.
34:40
Speaker 4: I think Believe it or not you guys have talked
34:43
Speaker 4: me into a point Where I can't remember I don't
34:46
Speaker 4: know either now Valued is right for sure I don't
34:51
Speaker 4: think people say like Evaluated the business to be worth
34:55
Speaker 4: X amount of money So what.
34:56
Speaker 5: Do they say.
34:59
Speaker 1: Because there's a valuation as a business.
35:02
Speaker 4: I don't think valuated sounds right either anymore.
35:06
Speaker 1: To determine the specific financial worth of a price of
35:09
Speaker 1: an asset, property, or business. So, evaluate.
35:13
Speaker 4: Well, okay.
35:14
Speaker 5: Evaluate. To assess, judge, or examine the overall worth, performance,
35:18
Speaker 5: or character of an object. idea or person.
35:20
Speaker 1: Yeah object idea or person so evaluate it is right
35:23
Speaker 1: ours is evaluate is right too it's not we just
35:26
Speaker 1: said we're selling the idea did we not just say.
35:28
Speaker 4: That yes but you were talking specifically about what the
35:30
Speaker 4: business might be worth and that is evaluated as opposed
35:34
Speaker 4: to evaluated.
35:36
Speaker 5: Now i think roan's just trying to put mustard on
35:37
Speaker 5: my jacket there what about an what about saying a
35:40
Speaker 5: completely logical thing and now you're trying to make it
35:43
Speaker 5: out like a value like i just invented the word
35:45
Speaker 5: for the first time.
35:47
Speaker 1: Yeah that you're dumb or something yeah What about a
35:49
Speaker 1: robot scam, but it's like just a guy in a
35:52
Speaker 1: robot suit? Been done.
35:56
Speaker 5: Been done already.
35:57
Speaker 1: All I see is robots.
35:58
Speaker 5: Is robot the proper word to use there? Is that
36:01
Speaker 5: the right word? Can we look that up if robot
36:05
Speaker 5: is the right word?
36:10
Speaker 1: I feel like all I see is these Boston or
36:12
Speaker 1: it's not even Boston Dynamics anymore. It's like robots that
36:14
Speaker 1: like like the Robot Olympics are somehow happening. They're sprinting
36:19
Speaker 1: and they're break dancing. And now they're all like falling
36:22
Speaker 1: over and literal break dancing. They're breaking while they dance.
36:26
Speaker 4: Bo got back to me. He said, are you guys recording?
36:28
Speaker 4: So he knew.
36:29
Speaker 2: Yeah.
36:29
Speaker 4: And was that's why he didn't pick up.
36:32
Speaker 5: Supposedly. Took him a while to get back, though.
36:34
Speaker 4: Supposedly. I just didn't look at my phone because I
36:36
Speaker 4: got back to podcasting.
36:37
Speaker 5: Took him a minute. He's not trying to be on.
36:39
Speaker 5: Lights are too bright for him.
36:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not built for it.
36:42
Speaker 5: No, he can't handle it anymore. Maybe back in the
36:44
Speaker 5: old days.
36:45
Speaker 1: Right, when we were getting whatever views.
36:48
Speaker 4: Not anymore.
36:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not built for the outside of the rocket ship.
36:53
Speaker 1: Dangling on the rocket ship.
36:56
Speaker 4: I'd like Bo to get some pussy as a result
37:02
Speaker 4: of this podcast. No, no, no, no, no.
37:05
Speaker 1: Let's put together a dating show where it's like a
37:09
Speaker 1: Nicky Smokes versus Bo dating show.
37:11
Speaker 4: Bo's versus Ho's.
37:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bo's versus Ho's. Yes.
37:14
Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah.
37:15
Speaker 1: And it's just like 30 girls and it's Nicky Smokes
37:18
Speaker 1: and Bo. And we act like there's not a winner,
37:22
Speaker 1: but it's really choosing good over evil.
37:25
Speaker 4: Bo Smokes. Yeah, yeah.
37:26
Speaker 1: Bo Smokes.
37:27
Speaker 5: Bo Smokes.
37:28
Speaker 4: Bo Smokes.
37:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, Bo Smokes. I could definitely play.
37:32
Speaker 1: Bo Smokes.
37:33
Speaker 5: Got a lot of potential.
37:34
Speaker 4: Do you think those two would get on?
37:36
Speaker 5: Bo and Smokes?
37:37
Speaker 4: Yeah.
37:38
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I don't know Smokes well enough, really.
37:42
Speaker 1: I bet Dave would hire Bo if he went by
37:45
Speaker 1: Bo Smokes, though.
37:46
Speaker 4: Oh, definitely.
37:48
Speaker 5: But I already tried to get Bo hired.
37:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he didn't have a name. He didn't have
37:51
Speaker 1: a fat Italian name.
37:53
Speaker 5: I know.
37:53
Speaker 4: Yeah.
37:54
Speaker 5: Bowie Smokes. Bowie Smokes could go crazy.
37:58
Speaker 4: Yeah.
37:59
Speaker 5: I don't think he's got that.
38:00
Speaker 4: In him, though.
38:00
Speaker 5: I don't think he's got the numbers in him. You know,
38:02
Speaker 5: Nicky Numbers? Nicky Numbers has it.
38:05
Speaker 4: Yes, I agree.
38:07
Speaker 5: He's meant to be in front of the camera.
38:08
Speaker 4: That scene of him with Una is one of the
38:11
Speaker 4: funniest things. She's reading his DMs.
38:15
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
38:16
Speaker 4: And he's like, I'm not really much of an artist,
38:18
Speaker 4: but I could see us drawn together or something. I'm
38:22
Speaker 4: drawn to you. He's like, yeah, I thought that was
38:25
Speaker 4: pretty good. Yeah, I thought that one was pretty good.
38:29
Speaker 5: What was your take from meeting Numbers?
38:33
Speaker 1: He's amazing.
38:34
Speaker 4: Yeah.
38:34
Speaker 5: Isn't it weird how similar he talks to Jerry?
38:37
Speaker 1: He immediately tried to scam Jerry.
38:40
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
38:40
Speaker 1: While he was in the office, he scammed Jerry.
38:44
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
38:45
Speaker 1: He him and Pat acted like he got in a
38:49
Speaker 1: bike accident and hit somebody with a bike and he
38:52
Speaker 1: needed twelve hundred dollars from Jerry immediately. And like his
38:57
Speaker 1: phone died or something like that. So like Pat was
39:00
Speaker 1: calling him. Pat had to like pay some guy for
39:02
Speaker 1: the bike. And Jerry immediately sent the money. Jerry was like,
39:07
Speaker 1: Nicky numbers got into another pinch. Like, I can't get
39:09
Speaker 1: out of this fucking guy numbers. And he sent Pat
39:12
Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars. For a scam.
39:15
Speaker 4: Yeah.
39:16
Speaker 1: Like he immediately scammed him. Yeah. And there was no
39:19
Speaker 1: cameras around or anything. They were just like scamming for
39:22
Speaker 1: the love of the scam. Because nobody was recording it.
39:25
Speaker 5: Wasn't there something where Pat said he would scam Jerry
39:27
Speaker 5: and Jerry said he wouldn't be able to? Yeah. Yeah.
39:30
Speaker 1: A shot and then nikki but the like the ease
39:33
Speaker 1: that nikki numbers like slipped into the scam Like it
39:36
Speaker 1: was like second nature. It was like Ichiro picking up
39:39
Speaker 1: a baseball bat.
39:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
39:41
Speaker 1: Like it was just like what he was born to do.
39:43
Speaker 1: He's just like a 3,000 hit, like career 315 hitter.
39:47
Speaker 1: Just like insane, perfect hitter.
39:50
Speaker 5: Because Jerry is always scamming, but Numbers is always scamming too,
39:54
Speaker 5: but he's always scamming Jerry. Like not even scamming. I
39:56
Speaker 5: would say like Numbers just steals from Jerry. Like Jerry
40:00
Speaker 5: will have like a bunch of cash and he'll be like, Numbers,
40:02
Speaker 5: can you go get something in my car? And then
40:04
Speaker 5: Jerry will go back to his car and there's like
40:05
Speaker 5: a thousand dollars missing. Just gone.
40:09
Speaker 4: They were Jerry.
40:11
Speaker 1: I drove Jerry for a while yesterday and he was
40:14
Speaker 1: so he called numbers, obviously. Yeah. And they just were
40:16
Speaker 1: talking on the phone. I don't even know if I
40:18
Speaker 1: want to say the stuff. No, you can't.
40:20
Speaker 5: You can't say it. The way that they speak is unbelievable.
40:24
Speaker 5: And the conversations that they have are just outrageous. That's
40:28
Speaker 5: like that. Have you ever seen the clip of Jerry
40:30
Speaker 5: on Mr. Jerry on the set? Where he gets the
40:33
Speaker 5: call from numbers.
40:34
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:35
Speaker 5: So funny. And everybody's like that girl last night. And
40:37
Speaker 5: it's Jerry in like a kid's studio.
40:39
Speaker 1: He's like, we got a crypto rug. We're going to
40:45
Speaker 1: like you hit any big cryptos. He's like, when are
40:48
Speaker 1: you going to call? Like five o'clock. And numbers is like, no,
40:50
Speaker 1: that's too late.
40:52
Speaker 4: Five o'clock.
40:53
Speaker 1: But that and everybody accused them of that conversation being
40:57
Speaker 1: like stage for camera.
40:59
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, no, it wasn't.
41:00
Speaker 1: They had a more bizarre conversation yesterday with just this
41:06
Speaker 1: lasagna of insane details that I don't think I could
41:12
Speaker 1: say any of them into a microphone.
41:14
Speaker 5: Now you can't. It's all private.
41:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all private.
41:16
Speaker 5: All business-wise.
41:18
Speaker 1: One of them, Numbers is like talking about how like,
41:22
Speaker 1: and the car had no tints. So it's like, I mean,
41:27
Speaker 1: fill in the Mad Lib, the first half of that sentence.
41:32
Speaker 1: It could be anything. Truly fascinating guys.
41:36
Speaker 4: It is.
41:36
Speaker 5: They live a different life.
41:38
Speaker 1: But Nicky Numbers, I thought was like very like easy
41:42
Speaker 1: to get along with. Like he's like very like, like
41:45
Speaker 1: for someone who is such a big character, it's not
41:47
Speaker 1: like he was like overly energetic or like hard to
41:51
Speaker 1: like be around. Like he just was like kind of chilling,
41:55
Speaker 1: you know, crack a high noon.
41:57
Speaker 5: Oh, he earns them.
41:58
Speaker 4: Yeah.
41:58
Speaker 1: He earned his one.
41:59
Speaker 5: He earns them every day.
42:01
Speaker 4: Yeah. Um, yeah.
42:02
Speaker 1: Cause he works out super hard.
42:04
Speaker 4: Yeah.
42:05
Speaker 1: He, he's, did you ever hear about, actually, I can't
42:09
Speaker 1: talk about that either. Massage envy.
42:13
Speaker 4: What is it?
42:13
Speaker 1: Massage envy.
42:15
Speaker 5: Massage?
42:16
Speaker 1: I got it.
42:17
Speaker 4: Massage envy. No, I haven't.
42:19
Speaker 1: I got it. I can't tell. I don't know if
42:23
Speaker 1: I should. Should I just tell you guys and then
42:24
Speaker 1: cut it out?
42:24
Speaker 4: No, no.
42:25
Speaker 5: I think I might know what it is. Wait, are
42:26
Speaker 5: you saying massage? Massage envy.
42:29
Speaker 4: Much clearer.
42:30
Speaker 5: Is it about, because I can't tell what you're saying.
42:32
Speaker 5: You're like, massage envy? What do you mean you can't tell.
42:35
Speaker 1: What I'm saying?
42:36
Speaker 4: I was so clear when I said it.
42:38
Speaker 5: You keep on bringing the M to a silent M.
42:40
Speaker 4: Massage.
42:41
Speaker 5: Massage envy.
42:42
Speaker 4: As in rubbing.
42:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
42:43
Speaker 5: Envy. No, I don't think I've, unless, is it about Steve?
42:47
Speaker 4: Who's that?
42:48
Speaker 5: Okay, nevermind. We're off of it.
42:51
Speaker 1: Okay.
42:52
Speaker 5: We're off of it. We're off the topic.
42:54
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
42:57
Speaker 5: I've already said too much.
42:58
Speaker 1: And I forgot about those stories that they were telling. Yeah,
43:02
Speaker 1: maybe it is.
43:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they got a lot of family too. They
43:04
Speaker 5: got a lot of brothers and cousins. And I don't
43:06
Speaker 5: even know if any of them are actually related though.
43:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, are Jerry and Numbers related?
43:11
Speaker 4: No, no.
43:12
Speaker 1: They're not?
43:12
Speaker 5: No.
43:13
Speaker 1: But his brother has the same name as Jerry.
43:16
Speaker 4: I think. I don't know.
43:17
Speaker 5: I think Numbers has like 10 siblings. He's got a
43:20
Speaker 5: lot of brothers. Kevin, Steve.
43:23
Speaker 4: Gerard. It's like Matt Damon and Good Will Hunting.
43:26
Speaker 1: Marky, Ricky, Tommy, Terry. And Brian.
43:30
Speaker 5: And they all have like names.
43:32
Speaker 1: What do you want to know then? Not my brothers?
43:33
Speaker 1: I'm not actually a scammer? That I never went to
43:39
Speaker 1: massage at me?
43:44
Speaker 4: Oh, God.
43:45
Speaker 5: What were you saying?
43:46
Speaker 4: No, no, go ahead, please.
43:47
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
43:47
Speaker 5: What were you going to say?
43:48
Speaker 1: I was going to pivot.
43:49
Speaker 4: Okay, pivot. No, no, no, no, no, no.
43:50
Speaker 5: No, because I've already said too much.
43:51
Speaker 4: Pivot. Pivot.
43:55
Speaker 1: I watched a sick movie. It was called Wasteman. You
43:57
Speaker 1: guys would love it.
43:58
Speaker 5: Wasteman?
43:59
Speaker 4: Wasteman.
44:01
Speaker 1: Clean your fucking ears out.
44:02
Speaker 5: What's going on right now?
44:02
Speaker 4: I'm kidding.
44:03
Speaker 5: I was joking.
44:04
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
44:04
Speaker 5: I heard it. Wasteman.
44:06
Speaker 1: Yeah.
44:07
Speaker 5: And what was that about?
44:08
Speaker 1: It was this prison movie. Both of these dudes have
44:12
Speaker 1: performances of a lifetime. Is it a gay prison movie?
44:15
Speaker 5: It's looking like Moonlight, to be honest. Got a huge
44:18
Speaker 5: Moonlight vibe.
44:19
Speaker 1: The tone. Rotten Tomatoes, 100%.
44:22
Speaker 4: Click on the Rotten Tomatoes.
44:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, that's... Why are you trying to poke
44:25
Speaker 5: holes in my.
44:25
Speaker 1: Because I want to see.
44:27
Speaker 4: You know, sometimes so few people have seen the movie
44:30
Speaker 4: that the critics' score can be like that because it's
44:32
Speaker 4: not really reviewed by many. But for the audience to
44:37
Speaker 4: have it at 85 is very solid.
44:39
Speaker 1: It's a great movie. You guys both would love it.
44:42
Speaker 4: Is it gay?
44:43
Speaker 1: No, there's not a drop of gay shit that happens.
44:46
Speaker 5: It's always like a very dark black dude and then
44:49
Speaker 5: like a white dude with a tank top. And they're
44:52
Speaker 5: gay together.
44:53
Speaker 1: You're just looking at the poster of the movie.
44:55
Speaker 5: I know.
44:55
Speaker 1: Saying that it's always that. Spotlight didn't even have a
44:58
Speaker 1: white guy.
44:59
Speaker 5: Spotlight.
44:59
Speaker 1: Moonlight, Spotlight.
45:01
Speaker 4: Come on.
45:01
Speaker 5: Spotlight had plenty of gay guys. They were priests. And
45:07
Speaker 5: Moonlight had a gay guy too. Which one didn't have
45:09
Speaker 5: gay guys?
45:10
Speaker 4: This one.
45:12
Speaker 5: No one's gay in this movie.
45:14
Speaker 1: No one's gay in this movie.
45:15
Speaker 5: Aside from the two leads.
45:16
Speaker 1: There's no gay shit.
45:17
Speaker 5: Aside from the two main characters.
45:18
Speaker 1: They don't have a gay relationship. It's a fucking sick...
45:22
Speaker 1: It's like a badass... It's like a throwback movie. They
45:24
Speaker 1: don't make shit like this anymore. It's violent and fucking provocative.
45:31
Speaker 5: It's provocative because there's dudes fucking each other.
45:33
Speaker 1: There's no fucking. It's a thinker. But if there's no
45:38
Speaker 1: pussy shit, it gets right to it. It's shot interestingly.
45:41
Speaker 4: Only dick shit. Yeah. I'm not into it.
45:44
Speaker 1: I don't even think you see fucking... I don't think
45:46
Speaker 1: you even see dick.
45:47
Speaker 5: So it is dick.
45:49
Speaker 1: It's fully inserted.
45:51
Speaker 5: It's definitely a gay movie. That's fine, though. 85% on Fandango, though.
45:54
Speaker 5: That's huge. What does it have on Fandango?
46:01
Speaker 4: I bet that's just the Rotten Tomatoes score. Yeah. That's
46:06
Speaker 4: a bummer. I stayed out of that because you guys
46:10
Speaker 4: were cooking. That was fun to watch.
46:11
Speaker 5: I have a hole in the front of my sock,
46:14
Speaker 5: which I'm just noticing. That's a pretty tough place for
46:17
Speaker 5: a hole in the sock.
46:18
Speaker 1: At the toe?
46:19
Speaker 5: No, like in the shin. I don't even know how
46:23
Speaker 5: that happens.
46:24
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really ruining your look right now.
46:27
Speaker 5: Got caught jumping over a barbed wire fence.
46:29
Speaker 1: You were very put together until you jumped that fence.
46:32
Speaker 1: I know. And tore up your sock.
46:34
Speaker 4: Can we talk about the woman who got shot in
46:37
Speaker 4: Times Square after stabbing people?
46:40
Speaker 1: Yes.
46:40
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. She stabbed one of the VPs at Bank
46:43
Speaker 5: of America. Mm-hmm.
46:44
Speaker 4: Yeah. And someone else, too.
46:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:46
Speaker 5: Yeah. People are, like, acting like that's, like, I was, like,
46:49
Speaker 5: my sister was talking about it. People are acting like it's, like,
46:51
Speaker 5: the Luigi thing where he, like, killed the CEO or
46:54
Speaker 5: whatever of that insurance thing.
46:56
Speaker 2: No.
46:56
Speaker 5: It's just, like, a random person.
46:58
Speaker 4: This person was crazy.
46:59
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm talking about the person that died, though.
47:02
Speaker 4: Right.
47:02
Speaker 1: Wasn't it the girl that was, like, saying that.
47:04
Speaker 5: Like, mid-level employee at Bank of America?
47:07
Speaker 1: It was the girl that was trying to fuck that
47:09
Speaker 1: Indian guy, right?
47:11
Speaker 4: No.
47:13
Speaker 1: That was saying that was like your fish head wife
47:16
Speaker 1: or something like that. It was that girl, right?
47:19
Speaker 5: Whatever ended up happening with that. Was that true? Or
47:22
Speaker 5: was that all?
47:23
Speaker 4: It's hard to know if that was true. Yeah. Even now,
47:27
Speaker 4: I don't know what of it was true versus what
47:30
Speaker 4: of it was not true.
47:31
Speaker 1: And now we'll never know since after the Times Square thing.
47:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
47:35
Speaker 5: It really put a wrench in it.
47:37
Speaker 4: I think J.P. Morgan did a very good job of
47:40
Speaker 4: making that guy seem uncredible. But I also think that.
47:46
Speaker 1: Incredible.
47:48
Speaker 4: I wondered about that. But I also think that he
47:54
Speaker 4: showed some text messages that were not doctored. Oh, really?
48:00
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm going to give up on having
48:03
Speaker 4: opinions for a while.
48:04
Speaker 5: You said, I don't know, before I even finished.
48:07
Speaker 1: Oh, really?
48:08
Speaker 4: I don't want to stand on any business this episode.
48:11
Speaker 1: Wait, I thought we were about to talk about the...
48:12
Speaker 1: I thought you were about to have an opinion on
48:14
Speaker 1: the Times Square shit.
48:15
Speaker 4: Well, I was going to talk about the bad woman
48:18
Speaker 4: who stabbed people, but then you all started making fun
48:21
Speaker 4: of the victim, and I thought.
48:23
Speaker 5: No, I was supporting the victim.
48:25
Speaker 4: Baby.
48:26
Speaker 5: I was supporting the victim, because people were saying that, like,
48:29
Speaker 5: people were trying to, like, celebrate it like it was
48:31
Speaker 5: the luigi thing when it really was very far off.
48:36
Speaker 4: Right no it wasn't that at all um.
48:39
Speaker 1: Why was she holding the the stabber why was she
48:41
Speaker 1: holding the two knives like a midwestern dad about to
48:44
Speaker 1: eat dinner.
48:44
Speaker 4: So that's exactly right i i thought that video of
48:47
Speaker 4: her basically like doing she's like chosen at that point
48:52
Speaker 4: it seems maybe she was just batshit crazy and i'm
48:55
Speaker 4: sure she was But when the cops have surrounded her
48:58
Speaker 4: and she's deciding, it looks like, to basically die.
49:02
Speaker 5: Yeah.
49:03
Speaker 4: The way that she went about threatening the cops was
49:08
Speaker 4: so ridiculous. She basically started, like, spinning the knife.
49:12
Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't seen. I've scrolled past the video.
49:15
Speaker 1: Every time. I've actively not watched it.
49:17
Speaker 5: Because does she get shot in the video? I don't
49:19
Speaker 5: want to see that.
49:20
Speaker 4: I didn't see a clip. The close-up clip that I
49:23
Speaker 4: saw did not show her getting shot right then and there,
49:26
Speaker 4: but it showed it from a distance. At first, they
49:29
Speaker 4: hit her with the taser. Is it in the close-up? Oh,
49:34
Speaker 4: that's bad.
49:36
Speaker 5: Not my cup of tea. I know you're into that
49:38
Speaker 5: kind of stuff.
49:40
Speaker 4: Sure am not.
49:42
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I assumed I've always scrolled past it, but
49:45
Speaker 1: it seemed like there's just like life was going on
49:47
Speaker 1: around it.
49:48
Speaker 4: There's so many people. Yeah.
49:49
Speaker 1: Like they didn't like clear the background or something. Like
49:51
Speaker 1: what if they missed the shot and it just like
49:53
Speaker 1: goes into somebody who's like clearing a circle so they
49:56
Speaker 1: can break dance for like dollar bills.
49:58
Speaker 5: Also, like I feel like if you shoot someone that
50:00
Speaker 5: close up, like there's probably a pretty good chance that
50:02
Speaker 5: it could go through the person.
50:05
Speaker 4: No, not that woman. She was dense.
50:07
Speaker 5: She was big.
50:08
Speaker 4: Thick. Yeah.
50:09
Speaker 1: Dense as hell.
50:10
Speaker 5: Yeah. Was there any motive behind her murder or was
50:14
Speaker 5: it just she was just a random lady on the street?
50:16
Speaker 4: Seemed totally arbitrary.
50:18
Speaker 5: Interesting.
50:19
Speaker 4: Which makes it even more tragic.
50:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit more terrifying as well.
50:23
Speaker 4: Yeah.
50:24
Speaker 5: You know, Times Square, stay away from it. Not a
50:26
Speaker 5: good place.
50:27
Speaker 4: Yeah.
50:28
Speaker 5: Really bad place.
50:29
Speaker 1: Bad energy.
50:30
Speaker 5: Awful energy. I remember I used to have to walk
50:32
Speaker 5: through Times Square every single day.
50:35
Speaker 4: God.
50:35
Speaker 5: To get to work. Start the morning off.
50:39
Speaker 4: Dude, one.
50:40
Speaker 5: Cookie monster, a hug.
50:41
Speaker 4: I had to work... My junior summer of college, I
50:48
Speaker 4: did not yet have a job lined up, but I
50:50
Speaker 4: was in the city. And my uncle, my step-uncle, helped
50:54
Speaker 4: me get a job at New York Sports Clubs, the gym.
50:59
Speaker 4: And initially, it was supposed to be to kind of
51:01
Speaker 4: get a sense of how their business was run. But ultimately...
51:04
Speaker 4: i basically started going into the gym every day and
51:07
Speaker 4: it was like okay yeah we're gonna help you learn
51:09
Speaker 4: about the gym and then it was like on my
51:12
Speaker 4: way to just getting my personal trainer certification i had
51:16
Speaker 4: all of a sudden i'm like going to classes classes
51:19
Speaker 4: and i'm like i'm not trying to be a fucking
51:20
Speaker 4: personal trainer what are we doing here so i did
51:23
Speaker 4: it for like a week and a half but like
51:24
Speaker 4: in that week and a half every single day i
51:26
Speaker 4: was going to the times square gym New York Sports
51:30
Speaker 4: Club's location, which was right next to the M &
51:33
Speaker 4: M' s store. Oh, yeah, of course. I mean, it was bad.
51:36
Speaker 5: That sounds like hell on Earth.
51:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, the training is getting there.
51:40
Speaker 4: It was super, super shitty.
51:43
Speaker 5: It's probably my least favorite place on the planet, if
51:46
Speaker 5: I had to, yes.
51:47
Speaker 4: Just wading through bullshit, yeah.
51:50
Speaker 5: Like, I can't think of a worse place than Times Square.
51:54
Speaker 1: There has to be, like, some river in India.
51:56
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just filled with shit.
51:59
Speaker 1: Yeah. There's got to be like a floating city in fucking,
52:04
Speaker 1: I don't know, Lagos, Nigeria or something like that.
52:07
Speaker 5: Probably. Speaking of tragedy, that landslide in Nepal was pretty crazy.
52:13
Speaker 5: Or flood or whatever.
52:14
Speaker 4: Oh, it is the week of tragedy. It's the September
52:17
Speaker 4: Advent week of tragedy.
52:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're kind of just going through all the recent tragedies.
52:21
Speaker 5: We already covered Times Square. Yep.
52:24
Speaker 4: I forgot.
52:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was horrific.
52:26
Speaker 5: If you guys want to talk about another tragic event
52:28
Speaker 5: that we very vaguely know anything about.
52:30
Speaker 4: Landslide?
52:31
Speaker 5: Where was it?
52:33
Speaker 4: I don't know.
52:34
Speaker 5: I don't know.
52:35
Speaker 4: One of those countries. Yeah.
52:37
Speaker 5: Well, it was in Nepal. I know it was in Nepal.
52:39
Speaker 4: One of those countries where the hills are just loose
52:41
Speaker 4: as hell.
52:41
Speaker 5: Yeah, very loose hills.
52:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't have tight hills like we do.
52:45
Speaker 5: No, the land is just seconds away from slipping at
52:48
Speaker 5: all times.
52:49
Speaker 4: If you try to hike up that hill, you're going
52:50
Speaker 4: to stay in place. You're not going anywhere.
52:53
Speaker 5: It's like a treadmill.
52:54
Speaker 4: It's just moving down, and you hope it doesn't all
52:57
Speaker 4: give way.
52:58
Speaker 1: They said that that tsunami that was going through the
53:00
Speaker 1: river was 100 feet high, and it was going 106
53:07
Speaker 1: miles an hour.
53:08
Speaker 5: Jesus.
53:08
Speaker 1: 100 feet high.
53:10
Speaker 4: I'll be honest.
53:11
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say like 10,000 miles
53:13
Speaker 5: per hour.
53:14
Speaker 1: You watched videos of it.
53:15
Speaker 5: No, I didn't. That's why I said I know nothing
53:17
Speaker 5: about it. I just saw the headline.
53:18
Speaker 1: Well, it's also not even like in the.
53:20
Speaker 4: Top 10,000 miles an hour. What are you talking about?
53:24
Speaker 5: I mean, if there's a if there's a body of
53:27
Speaker 5: water that's 100 feet tall, I don't think it going
53:29
Speaker 5: over 100 miles per hour is that crazy. What?
53:34
Speaker 4: That's a different thing than what you just said. You
53:36
Speaker 4: said 10,000. Yeah, I know.
53:39
Speaker 1: You thought it was breaking the sound barrier.
53:41
Speaker 5: I mean, it's breaking the height barrier. That's for sure.
53:45
Speaker 5: I've never seen a wave over a hundred feet tall. Like,
53:48
Speaker 5: I don't think that's that crazy to be like, it
53:50
Speaker 5: had to have been moving pretty quick too.
53:53
Speaker 1: What?
53:54
Speaker 5: That'd be like, if you'd be like, I saw, I
53:55
Speaker 5: saw a fucking, I don't even know.
53:58
Speaker 1: They're not trying to minimize his strategy.
54:00
Speaker 4: That wave would get across the United States in like
54:03
Speaker 4: 10 seconds. Yeah. The country.
54:08
Speaker 1: Yeah.
54:08
Speaker 4: Yeah. Moving at 10,000 miles an hour.
54:11
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, obviously 10,000 might be a little bit
54:13
Speaker 5: of a stretch, but like 100 feels kind of slow, no?
54:16
Speaker 5: You could out-drive that wave.
54:18
Speaker 1: You said that everyone in Nepal should have just gotten
54:20
Speaker 1: their cars?
54:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, head for the hills. I would head for Everest
54:24
Speaker 5: if I was there.
54:25
Speaker 4: Head for Everest.
54:26
Speaker 5: Yeah.
54:27
Speaker 4: We need to go to higher ground.
54:28
Speaker 5: Yeah.
54:28
Speaker 1: Hiking Everest out of necessity.
54:30
Speaker 4: Quick, grab a Sherpa.
54:32
Speaker 1: Rushing up Everest.
54:34
Speaker 4: Give the dog to the Sherpa.
54:36
Speaker 1: I was looking up the deadliest floods of all time
54:39
Speaker 1: after this. And do you want to guess how many
54:42
Speaker 1: people died in the deadliest flood of all time?
54:45
Speaker 4: Yes, I'd like to guess.
54:46
Speaker 5: I'm going to go with 3 million.
54:48
Speaker 4: Oh, my God. I'm going to say 8,000.
54:56
Speaker 1: In 1331, the Yellow River flooded and 7 million people
55:00
Speaker 1: died in China.
55:02
Speaker 5: I knew it was going to be some shit like that.
55:05
Speaker 5: You were way off, 8,000?
55:05
Speaker 4: Not even 100?
55:06
Speaker 5: There were crazy.
55:07
Speaker 1: Floods in 1931. There's like a 13, maybe not 1331,
55:08
Speaker 1: but there's like a 1300s Yellow River flood. where 7
55:20
Speaker 1: million people died, 1344.
55:21
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have, and this will be stupid, I wouldn't
55:26
Speaker 4: have known that there were 7 million people living on
55:29
Speaker 4: Earth in 1331.
55:31
Speaker 1: Much less all around the river.
55:35
Speaker 4: How did that not just immediately stop all of human civilization?
55:41
Speaker 4: What percentage of the population was killed by that flood
55:44
Speaker 4: in 1331? That was the Great Reset, they said.
55:49
Speaker 5: The Great Civilization Reset.
55:52
Speaker 1: The Yellow River is just shaky, bro. It's always flooding.
55:56
Speaker 5: That river's got to be like... Do you think that
55:58
Speaker 5: river still exists?
56:00
Speaker 1: Of course.
56:01
Speaker 5: It's got to be pretty haunted. I would not go
56:04
Speaker 5: fishing in that river. Yeah.
56:07
Speaker 1: You just wind up catching a body.
56:08
Speaker 4: Yeah.
56:10
Speaker 1: The Yellow River.
56:11
Speaker 4: Ew.
56:12
Speaker 5: I mean, the whole entire world must have been built
56:15
Speaker 5: on the side of that river for them to all
56:17
Speaker 5: die in that flood.
56:20
Speaker 1: It's a pretty big river. I think that they also
56:22
Speaker 1: count like the after effects of like famine and disease
56:26
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Do you think that that's juicing
56:28
Speaker 1: the numbers?
56:30
Speaker 4: No.
56:31
Speaker 1: I just didn't know if you were going to say
56:33
Speaker 1: that that's like an invalid flood.
56:35
Speaker 5: How many people died in Chernobyl?
56:36
Speaker 4: A billion. Come on. I mean, we're just throwing out nonsense.
56:42
Speaker 1: We're throwing out nonsense.
56:43
Speaker 4: A billion. I wanted to take a turn.
56:45
Speaker 5: A billion.
56:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Francis's turn for some nonsense.
56:48
Speaker 5: It had the potential to get there.
56:49
Speaker 4: What's wrong with the earth opened up in a hole
56:54
Speaker 4: thinking people fell in.
56:56
Speaker 1: All right.
56:56
Speaker 5: Thinking that the wave was moving faster than 100 miles
57:01
Speaker 5: per hour is not equivalent to thinking that a billion
57:04
Speaker 5: people died.
57:05
Speaker 4: My issue wasn't that it was faster. It was that
57:09
Speaker 4: you said 10,000. 10,000 is closer than a billion people
57:11
Speaker 4: dying in Chernobyl. A wave moving 10,000.
57:16
Speaker 5: Chernobyl wasn't that long ago i don't know i don't
57:18
Speaker 5: know you don't think you would have like the.
57:20
Speaker 4: Scope of absurdity i'm not sure which one of us
57:24
Speaker 4: is more wrong i.
57:25
Speaker 5: Think we would have learned a lot more about chernobyl
57:27
Speaker 5: growing up if a billion people died in it it's funny.
57:31
Speaker 4: How little we did learn about that i don't know
57:33
Speaker 4: why that wasn't covered all that.
57:35
Speaker 5: Much we didn't learn shit about it i didn't learn.
57:37
Speaker 4: Shit about it either it was an it was a
57:39
Speaker 4: word that i knew i knew chernobyl was a disaster
57:42
Speaker 4: but Just as I knew that Hindenburg was a disaster.
57:47
Speaker 5: I can't say I knew that it was a disaster
57:48
Speaker 5: at all until the show came out.
57:52
Speaker 1: 31 people died.
57:53
Speaker 5: In Chernobyl?
57:54
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow, I was way off.
57:59
Speaker 5: You were almost all the way off.
58:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, if you're rounding... I said the opposite.
58:06
Speaker 1: If you're rounding, no one.
58:07
Speaker 4: No one died. Nobody died from Chernobyl.
58:13
Speaker 5: But that can't be including the people that died post.
58:18
Speaker 5: That's probably people that died directly from the explosion.
58:22
Speaker 4: Oh, right, because of all the cancer. Yeah, see, 4,000
58:24
Speaker 4: additional deaths. Oh, that's 15 to 19 fatal cases of cancer.
58:28
Speaker 4: That's not as bad.
58:29
Speaker 5: But no, they greatly underestimate the numbers.
58:34
Speaker 4: Oh, 4,000. Well, that's close to a billion.
58:35
Speaker 5: But then they see how it says 90,000.
58:38
Speaker 4: 90? I was way under.
58:40
Speaker 1: Oh, so you're getting closer.
58:41
Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Now your 10,000 mile an hour is
58:46
Speaker 4: so much less accurate than my billion.
58:48
Speaker 5: But isn't 90,000 even low? Isn't that still off?
58:53
Speaker 4: $ 90, 000 is pretty fucking high.
58:55
Speaker 5: No, but I think the countries that were in Russia
58:58
Speaker 5: and shit was given fake numbers.
59:01
Speaker 4: They were underselling it.
59:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because they didn't want it to be a
59:04
Speaker 5: big thing.
59:04
Speaker 4: This is the total number as a result of debunking
59:08
Speaker 4: the Russia.
59:08
Speaker 5: $ 90, 000?
59:10
Speaker 1: Have you?
59:11
Speaker 4: 90,000. Think of how many people that is.
59:13
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it's a lot of people.
59:16
Speaker 4: I always go off the 9-11, right?
59:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
59:18
Speaker 4: 9-11 was 3,000? Around that. So that's bad. But then
59:26
Speaker 4: you got to multiply that by... Yeah, isn't that what
59:30
Speaker 4: we say?
59:30
Speaker 1: Like 9-11 was only one 9-11.
59:32
Speaker 5: Yeah.
59:37
Speaker 1: Have you guys, if we're talking about fudge numbers, have
59:39
Speaker 1: you guys seen all these theories about that? Why do
59:44
Speaker 1: China and India have a billion more people than any
59:47
Speaker 1: other country? And then everybody will be like, because they're lying.
59:51
Speaker 5: You think they're lying about their population?
59:54
Speaker 4: Yeah.
59:54
Speaker 1: That's a lot of people say that. I'm not saying that,
59:57
Speaker 1: but I've been seeing that theory.
59:58
Speaker 5: A lot online. You did say it. You just did
1:00:00
Speaker 5: say it.
1:00:00
Speaker 1: I'm saying that I've seen this theory. What do you
1:00:02
Speaker 1: guys think of it? You guys are smarter than I.
1:00:05
Speaker 4: Nobody knows what's true coming out of China because, you know,
1:00:09
Speaker 4: what I heard recently was that, do you remember how
1:00:12
Speaker 4: they had to put in a law that stopped people
1:00:15
Speaker 4: from having daughters? Yeah, yeah.
1:00:20
Speaker 5: Is that true? Was that real?
1:00:22
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:00:22
Speaker 5: I didn't know if that was like another.
1:00:23
Speaker 4: If you had a daughter, you had to throw it
1:00:25
Speaker 4: in the Yellow River.
1:00:27
Speaker 1: Seven million daughters lost.
1:00:29
Speaker 4: Yeah. Only sons.
1:00:31
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:00:31
Speaker 4: Which is what created that huge gender gap. There's a
1:00:35
Speaker 4: huge gender gap. China is one gigantic sausage fest. Is it? Yeah, dude.
1:00:40
Speaker 1: There's full cities of just like 55-year-old bachelors like shuffling
1:00:44
Speaker 1: around being like, pussy, have you seen any pussy?
1:00:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, this place sucks. Let's go to another bar. There's
1:00:49
Speaker 4: no chicks here. Yeah, this place is dead. Everywhere they go.
1:00:52
Speaker 4: They're like, where– well, this fucking place sucks.
1:00:54
Speaker 1: This place is dead anyway.
1:00:54
Speaker 5: It's like swingers, but– I always assumed that was more
1:00:57
Speaker 5: India than China.
1:00:58
Speaker 4: No, no, no. China is bad.
1:01:01
Speaker 1: Bless.
1:01:03
Speaker 4: But now they– China realized that they kind of overcooked–
1:01:09
Speaker 4: The daughter problem?
1:01:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, so now they're killing all the men Well, no.
1:01:12
Speaker 4: They're actually paying people to have daughters Paying them And
1:01:17
Speaker 4: they can't get them to Because everyone still is under
1:01:20
Speaker 4: this impression That they're not allowed to.
1:01:22
Speaker 5: Have Because they haven't officially lifted the ban Because news
1:01:25
Speaker 5: travels slow They did They did lift the ban.
1:01:27
Speaker 4: But their population is declining Because they had such strong
1:01:30
Speaker 4: laws against it For a long time By the way,
1:01:32
Speaker 4: I'm kidding about the daughter thing It was just kids Oh, really?
1:01:36
Speaker 4: You were a limited China limited.
1:01:37
Speaker 5: So the daughter thing was fake Well.
1:01:40
Speaker 4: In practice, what was happening was that parents would have
1:01:45
Speaker 4: daughters and they were such a patriarchal society that they
1:01:48
Speaker 4: would literally cast them away.
1:01:51
Speaker 5: They would bring them out to a field.
1:01:53
Speaker 4: And throw them in rivers. Yeah, yeah. If they had daughters. Yikes. Yeah, bad.
1:02:01
Speaker 4: But now, more recently, China's population was out of control. Yeah.
1:02:07
Speaker 4: And then they... instituted a law that said you can
1:02:10
Speaker 4: only have one child per household. Families did that. And
1:02:14
Speaker 4: then now their population is like not stable. And so
1:02:19
Speaker 4: they have lifted the ban, but nobody's readjusting.
1:02:23
Speaker 5: Interesting. So now they're like, they're out of kids. Like
1:02:25
Speaker 5: they don't have any young kids.
1:02:26
Speaker 4: They're subsidizing people to have more children because everyone was like, yeah, no,
1:02:31
Speaker 4: you're right. All we can afford is to have one
1:02:32
Speaker 4: child anyway. Damn.
1:02:34
Speaker 5: How much do you get paid for like a kid? Like,
1:02:36
Speaker 5: I feel like that's not really worth it unless you're
1:02:37
Speaker 5: going to get like a mill at least.
1:02:40
Speaker 1: What do you mean you get a mill? Who's getting
1:02:42
Speaker 1: a mill for a kid?
1:02:43
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
1:02:44
Speaker 5: He just said they're paying people to have kids.
1:02:47
Speaker 4: I've been places where.
1:02:48
Speaker 5: A mill?
1:02:49
Speaker 4: A mill? A mill for a kid? Trust me, mills
1:02:55
Speaker 4: low for some of the kids I've seen and dealt.
1:03:00
Speaker 1: You get your hands.
1:03:01
Speaker 4: On the right kid... People will buy.
1:03:03
Speaker 5: If you're being paid to have a kid.
1:03:04
Speaker 4: People will open the pocketbook.
1:03:05
Speaker 5: A kid is already a massive amount of money. Like,
1:03:08
Speaker 5: how much is a kid worth?
1:03:10
Speaker 4: Depends on the buyer.
1:03:13
Speaker 5: How much is a standard child worth?
1:03:15
Speaker 4: Oh, you're talking like no real genetic gifts?
1:03:18
Speaker 5: No genetic gifts.
1:03:19
Speaker 1: But like a.
1:03:20
Speaker 4: Shitty jawbone. Yeah. Like facial structure.
1:03:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:24
Speaker 4: Asymmetrical.
1:03:24
Speaker 5: No, no, no. Just standard.
1:03:26
Speaker 4: Just like not that attractive of a kid.
1:03:28
Speaker 5: Not like a crazy, like this isn't going to be
1:03:31
Speaker 5: a Sports Illustrated swimsuit.
1:03:33
Speaker 4: Yeah, one that talks back a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:03:34
Speaker 4: One that's likely to open its mouth.
1:03:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, one that's got a little bit of an attitude
1:03:37
Speaker 5: and might not be the biggest looker.
1:03:40
Speaker 1: But are you saying that they can earn?
1:03:42
Speaker 4: Like probably 50 grand.
1:03:44
Speaker 5: 50 Gs?
1:03:46
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:03:47
Speaker 5: That's it?
1:03:48
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm joking right now and we're still, I don't
1:03:51
Speaker 4: really know where we're at in the reality of the
1:03:53
Speaker 4: conversation anymore.
1:03:54
Speaker 5: I'm just thinking like if you're going to get paid
1:03:56
Speaker 5: to have a kid, a kid already costs a certain
1:03:58
Speaker 5: amount of money that I don't know.
1:04:00
Speaker 1: Well, they've put a value on it based on how
1:04:02
Speaker 1: much people get as a tax return per kid.
1:04:06
Speaker 5: Okay, that makes sense.
1:04:07
Speaker 1: So you get, I mean, there's, Americans are getting paid
1:04:10
Speaker 1: for having kids too.
1:04:11
Speaker 5: Really?
1:04:11
Speaker 1: That's why you ever heard that Kanye song where he's like,
1:04:14
Speaker 1: we claim other people kids on our income tax. It's
1:04:17
Speaker 1: because people claim kids so you can get more income
1:04:19
Speaker 1: tax returns.
1:04:20
Speaker 5: Damn, I didn't know that. So are you doing that?
1:04:21
Speaker 1: Of course, bro. Is that why you had twins? In
1:04:23
Speaker 1: the eyes of Uncle Sam, I have 12 kids. I'm
1:04:26
Speaker 1: like a Hasidic family in Williamsburg just like walking around
1:04:29
Speaker 1: hurting my flock.
1:04:30
Speaker 5: Is that where people like adopt a ton of kids
1:04:34
Speaker 5: and then just like.
1:04:35
Speaker 1: Keep them in the basement? Sometimes when people, yes, those
1:04:37
Speaker 1: people are definitely running an insurance scam. Yeah.
1:04:40
Speaker 4: Or 100%.
1:04:40
Speaker 1: Or not insurance, like a tax fraud scam. Maybe that's
1:04:43
Speaker 1: our scam.
1:04:43
Speaker 5: Kids.
1:04:44
Speaker 4: Kids. Kids.
1:04:45
Speaker 1: We have a flock of kids.
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Speaker 5: This whole side of the studio we don't even use
1:04:48
Speaker 5: most of the time.
1:04:49
Speaker 1: Right.
1:04:50
Speaker 4: We could actually do some kidnapping where we actually make
1:04:54
Speaker 4: use of the word. I like that.
1:04:56
Speaker 1: Where we get kids and they nap.
1:04:58
Speaker 4: So long have we bastardized the term kidnapping. Yeah.
1:05:04
Speaker 1: Where no one's even taking a nap. No one sleeps
1:05:07
Speaker 1: during most kidnaps.
1:05:09
Speaker 4: Nobody even differentiates between kidnapping and adult napping anymore.
1:05:14
Speaker 5: Kidnapping is so bizarre teen napping have you guys seen
1:05:18
Speaker 5: that movie i just watched that movie um one hour
1:05:20
Speaker 5: photo with robin williams never saw it oh it's pretty
1:05:23
Speaker 5: good is it yeah spooky huh yeah it's not really
1:05:27
Speaker 5: like scary but it's more like a little eerie you
1:05:29
Speaker 5: know psychological thriller yeah yeah a little psychological that's one
1:05:32
Speaker 5: of my favorite psychological.
1:05:34
Speaker 1: Interesting that you're supporting him when he's a known joke.
1:05:37
Speaker 5: Thief williams yeah there's no jokes in this one.
1:05:41
Speaker 1: Yeah because he he had to do his own work
1:05:43
Speaker 1: for one time that was supposed to be a comedy
1:05:45
Speaker 1: and then like he wasn't allowed to go to the
1:05:47
Speaker 1: store for a couple weeks so he had nobody's material
1:05:50
Speaker 1: to steal that is true he was going to turn
1:05:51
Speaker 1: it into mrs doubtfire and they're like nope robin you
1:05:54
Speaker 1: have to be serious this once.
1:05:55
Speaker 5: That is true i've also been watching uh widow's bay
1:05:59
Speaker 5: i don't know it.
1:06:01
Speaker 1: Sounds like you do sounds like a girl movie you
1:06:03
Speaker 1: do know it i do not.
1:06:06
Speaker 5: Widow's bay That show on Apple TV that everyone's raging about?
1:06:09
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it.
1:06:13
Speaker 5: That everyone's raging on?
1:06:15
Speaker 1: Widows.
1:06:16
Speaker 4: People are talking about it.
1:06:17
Speaker 5: It's in Maine. I'd like to watch it. Oh, the
1:06:22
Speaker 5: next Martha's Vineyard.
1:06:24
Speaker 4: That's funny. I'd like to watch it, although people say
1:06:27
Speaker 4: it's scary. So I would like to watch it with
1:06:30
Speaker 4: a companion.
1:06:30
Speaker 5: It's not scary.
1:06:31
Speaker 4: Can I watch it with you?
1:06:33
Speaker 5: Definitely not. I didn't want to. I'm already almost done
1:06:35
Speaker 5: with it. But you could watch it alone. It's not
1:06:37
Speaker 5: scary at all.
1:06:38
Speaker 4: Will you just wait and let me catch up and
1:06:40
Speaker 4: then we'll finish it together? No, no, no.
1:06:43
Speaker 1: What's the Fandango score?
1:06:45
Speaker 5: Oh, that's actually a great question.
1:06:46
Speaker 4: I bet it's really good.
1:06:49
Speaker 1: Oh, Rotten Tomatoes, only 98. Not as good as mine.
1:06:51
Speaker 1: This is probably gay.
1:06:52
Speaker 5: It's 98, and it has an 8.1 IMDB, which is
1:06:55
Speaker 5: how you know it's good.
1:06:56
Speaker 1: Is there gay insertion in it? Probably.
1:06:58
Speaker 4: No gay.
1:06:58
Speaker 5: There's literally no gay.
1:06:59
Speaker 1: Probably, if you're recommending it.
1:07:00
Speaker 5: It takes place in Maine.
1:07:03
Speaker 1: Well, obviously the cast is.
1:07:04
Speaker 4: All white men.
1:07:05
Speaker 1: Can't watch that. It's not passing the Bechdel test.
1:07:09
Speaker 5: There's a lot of white dudes, except weirdly, like, the
1:07:11
Speaker 5: guy's son is black. So that's kind of confusing. Because
1:07:15
Speaker 5: he's white, and his wife was white. So where does
1:07:18
Speaker 5: that come into play?
1:07:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:07:20
Speaker 4: Adoption.
1:07:20
Speaker 1: Kidnapping, maybe.
1:07:21
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:07:23
Speaker 1: Sass, just watch it with Francis and stop being such
1:07:25
Speaker 1: a curmudgeon.
1:07:25
Speaker 5: What would you do if you found out that you
1:07:27
Speaker 5: were kidnapped?
1:07:29
Speaker 1: By your current parents.
1:07:31
Speaker 5: The fuck is this?
1:07:33
Speaker 4: Bo? Oh, no. Sleeper.
1:07:37
Speaker 5: Got a fantasy draft going on.
1:07:38
Speaker 4: Nice.
1:07:39
Speaker 1: Right now?
1:07:40
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow.
1:07:41
Speaker 5: But it's like I'm doing it with my cousins and
1:07:44
Speaker 5: my family and stuff.
1:07:46
Speaker 1: Taco League.
1:07:48
Speaker 5: And uh yeah exactly just a little just a little
1:07:50
Speaker 5: warm-up league warm-up draft but um we have it set
1:07:54
Speaker 5: so you have an hour to make your pick and
1:07:56
Speaker 5: then it turns off at night so the draft takes
1:07:59
Speaker 5: like a week that's awful because no one wants to
1:08:02
Speaker 5: like sit and do it because like half the people
1:08:03
Speaker 5: don't even really want to do the league in the
1:08:05
Speaker 5: first place.
1:08:06
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that that's fucking brutal it's.
1:08:09
Speaker 5: It's brutal but you also you got a long time
1:08:11
Speaker 5: to think And go, I hope Gibbs is available a
1:08:14
Speaker 5: week from now. I can't wait for Ball.
1:08:21
Speaker 1: I can't wait for Widow's Bay.
1:08:22
Speaker 5: It actually is good. You should watch it.
1:08:24
Speaker 1: It's just killing time before Ball comes out.
1:08:26
Speaker 5: You'll end up watching it, and then you'll bring it
1:08:28
Speaker 5: up a year from now. Have you guys ever seen
1:08:30
Speaker 5: Widow's Bay? And I'll say, I put you onto that,
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Speaker 1: And I'll say, you have holes in the front of
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Speaker 4: I've heard two very funny stories recently about... Do you
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Speaker 5: Exactly.
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Speaker 4: I try to wait until... Now I try to wait
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Speaker 4: until I sense that you two are really... Burnt out.
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Speaker 4: At the end of your kind of quivers. Yeah. And
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Speaker 5: Fuel to the fire. So what are these stories?
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Speaker 4: Well, do you know how at software companies, especially people
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Speaker 4: who work in sales, if you do really well and
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Speaker 4: hit your fucking thing or whatever, you get invited on
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Speaker 4: like a trip for the company?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a president's club trip.
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Speaker 4: That's exactly right. What is that called? Is it called
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Speaker 4: Commissioner's Club or something like that?
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Speaker 1: I think every company has like a different name for it.
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Speaker 4: Well, you know, a lot of these companies, these huge companies, Oracle, whatever,
1:11:05
Speaker 4: they'll have these trips. And I've heard two separate stories
1:11:09
Speaker 4: recently about things that happened on those trips. But I'm
1:11:15
Speaker 4: not going to name any names because both of these
1:11:17
Speaker 4: stories are nuts. Are they.
1:11:20
Speaker 5: Can you name what companies they took place at?
1:11:22
Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 1: Specifically not?
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Speaker 4: Because the people that this happened to are friends of mine.
1:11:28
Speaker 4: So let's just say it's hypothetical. But... One of them,
1:11:31
Speaker 4: I don't mind saying. A friend of mine got it
1:11:34
Speaker 4: and went on the trip. And he brought his girlfriend
1:11:39
Speaker 4: because everyone got a plus one. Yeah. And they were
1:11:42
Speaker 4: at some resort in Mexico. And everything was just on
1:11:47
Speaker 4: the resort. Nobody was leaving the resort. And he went
1:11:51
Speaker 4: to a bar on the resort, got very drunk. And
1:11:55
Speaker 4: then at one point in the evening, this guy who
1:11:59
Speaker 4: was there also uh took his girlfriend's phone and they
1:12:05
Speaker 4: started arguing and then they got into a fight and
1:12:11
Speaker 4: my friend knocked him.
1:12:12
Speaker 5: Out whoa knocked him out cold whoa.
1:12:16
Speaker 4: And assault then they went back to their room and
1:12:19
Speaker 4: went to bed and at like six in the morning
1:12:22
Speaker 4: they were woken up from knocking at the door and
1:12:24
Speaker 4: he's still very like drunk and what no go away
1:12:27
Speaker 4: we don't want room service or whatever Gets up. Turns
1:12:31
Speaker 4: out it's like the... Resort police? Resort police. And they're like, yo,
1:12:35
Speaker 4: we saw you knock out this guy. And he's like,
1:12:39
Speaker 4: I didn't do it. And they were like, we have
1:12:41
Speaker 4: it on camera. And it turns out that that guy
1:12:44
Speaker 4: also worked for the company. He's one of his co-workers. Brutal. And...
1:12:49
Speaker 4: And he didn't know? No.
1:12:52
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
1:12:53
Speaker 4: There were like 300 people there. So he knocked out
1:12:57
Speaker 4: his co-worker and... They brought him to the like some
1:13:02
Speaker 4: kind of like holding cell on property. They actually had
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Speaker 4: like a jail cell for the property or whatever. And
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Speaker 4: he's in there and his girlfriend ended up bringing like
1:13:16
Speaker 4: $ 500 cash that he had in his coat. To give
1:13:21
Speaker 4: to the fucking fake police, and then they let him
1:13:24
Speaker 4: go with that bribe, basically.
1:13:25
Speaker 1: Fucking scam.
1:13:26
Speaker 4: But the company said that the victim was telling the
1:13:32
Speaker 4: company if they didn't fire him, he was going to
1:13:35
Speaker 4: sue both my buddy and the company when they got
1:13:38
Speaker 4: back to the States. So regretfully, they fired my friend. Damn. What?
1:13:43
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's international waters, bro. You can't be blamed for
1:13:46
Speaker 1: something that happens at a resort at the Rio in
1:13:49
Speaker 1: fucking Monterey or wherever the fuck they were.
1:13:53
Speaker 4: Yeah. This friend of mine used to get in fights
1:13:55
Speaker 4: in high school a lot.
1:13:57
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:13:58
Speaker 4: And was like really, really good at it.
1:13:59
Speaker 5: Seems like it.
1:14:00
Speaker 4: And he wasn't, then he didn't fight for many years,
1:14:03
Speaker 4: but he was a guy who would like, would have.
1:14:05
Speaker 5: So he's coming fresh off the couch.
1:14:06
Speaker 4: Scheduled fights. Yeah. Like some guy from some other school. Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:14:12
Speaker 4: I never went. Did I talk about this?
1:14:13
Speaker 5: I think you talked about that.
1:14:14
Speaker 4: Yeah. One time I went. It was like near the
1:14:17
Speaker 4: train tracks in Portland. Yeah, yeah.
1:14:18
Speaker 5: You did talk about that?
1:14:19
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:14:20
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:14:20
Speaker 4: And it was very violent.
1:14:21
Speaker 5: It's not like it. Yeah, you said you guys all
1:14:25
Speaker 5: had like a time to meet there?
1:14:26
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:14:27
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:14:27
Speaker 4: Scheduled.
1:14:27
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious.
1:14:28
Speaker 4: And he loved this. Yeah.
1:14:30
Speaker 5: I mean, he seems like he's good at it.
1:14:31
Speaker 1: Some guys do.
1:14:32
Speaker 5: If he cleanly knocked out a dude with one hit.
1:14:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, he told me. He was like, remember how I
1:14:36
Speaker 4: was really good at fighting in high school? And I
1:14:38
Speaker 4: was like, yeah. And he's like, turns out I'm still
1:14:39
Speaker 4: pretty good at it. So he said.
1:14:42
Speaker 1: It must have been no problem to get another job
1:14:45
Speaker 1: if he's good enough at his current job.
1:14:47
Speaker 4: Correct.
1:14:48
Speaker 1: It says here that you were just on the President's
1:14:50
Speaker 1: Club trip.
1:14:51
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:14:51
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:14:52
Speaker 4: And now he works for a different company. He's a
1:14:55
Speaker 4: great guy.
1:14:55
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen on cruise ships when people do
1:15:00
Speaker 1: something nasty or... like, get in trouble on a cruise ship,
1:15:05
Speaker 1: they'll lock you in your room.
1:15:06
Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
1:15:07
Speaker 1: And you can't leave your own room on the cruise ship.
1:15:10
Speaker 1: And they'll put two cruise ship employees that have to
1:15:14
Speaker 1: stand outside of your room 24-7. How should... I mean,
1:15:19
Speaker 1: they're the ones who are really in jail. You have
1:15:21
Speaker 1: to stand in a hallway on a cruise for, like,
1:15:24
Speaker 1: the last few days?
1:15:27
Speaker 5: I don't know.
1:15:27
Speaker 4: I mean....
1:15:30
Speaker 5: It's better than being in a cell.
1:15:32
Speaker 4: You know? It's better than being clapped in iron.
1:15:35
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:15:35
Speaker 5: Or walking the plank.
1:15:38
Speaker 1: I mean, like a carnival cruise room is basically a cell. Yeah.
1:15:42
Speaker 1: Like Scandinavian prisons are nicer than a carnival cruise room.
1:15:46
Speaker 5: Do you think you could upgrade your room at least? Like,
1:15:48
Speaker 5: all right, well, if I'm going to spend the rest
1:15:49
Speaker 5: of the trip in the room, like, let me get
1:15:51
Speaker 5: the suite. I'll pay more.
1:15:55
Speaker 4: Just housing room service the whole time with, like, two
1:15:58
Speaker 4: fucking Queens guards out front. Just casually look out the window.
1:16:04
Speaker 4: Don't move. Don't you fucking move.
1:16:07
Speaker 5: Like, wow, this has really turned around on us somehow.
1:16:10
Speaker 5: 24-hour security.
1:16:11
Speaker 4: Wow, whoever's in that room must be really important.
1:16:16
Speaker 5: I mean, knocking out someone and then turning out the...
1:16:21
Speaker 5: Did your buddy say he immediately was like, fuck? Or
1:16:24
Speaker 5: was he like, he didn't really care?
1:16:25
Speaker 4: He had a very good attitude about it. He kind
1:16:29
Speaker 4: of was like, you know, I would never have left
1:16:31
Speaker 4: this company and was kind of in cruise control. So
1:16:35
Speaker 4: it was good to challenge myself and figure something else out.
1:16:37
Speaker 5: It's a good way to look at it.
1:16:39
Speaker 4: It's like when people cheat in order to get out
1:16:41
Speaker 4: of a marriage they know is wrong. It's like you initiate... uh,
1:16:45
Speaker 4: the thing, the breakup in order to force your own hand.
1:16:48
Speaker 4: He saw that guy and was like, you know, dude,
1:16:50
Speaker 4: I hate to do this, but I'm tired of working here.
1:16:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:16:53
Speaker 5: I'm doing this for me.
1:16:54
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah.
1:16:55
Speaker 1: The guy has probably had like a company lanyard on.
1:16:58
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:17:00
Speaker 1: Guy probably was stone cold sober.
1:17:02
Speaker 4: He was definitely wearing the wristband. Let's put it that way.
1:17:06
Speaker 4: The all you can drink president's club wristband.
1:17:09
Speaker 1: I wonder how many people he knocked out before he
1:17:11
Speaker 1: found someone that was his co-worker that he could actually
1:17:13
Speaker 1: get fired for.
1:17:15
Speaker 5: Another one?
1:17:15
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ. All right, let me tell you quickly this
1:17:19
Speaker 4: other one. This is a totally separate story.
1:17:21
Speaker 5: All right.
1:17:22
Speaker 4: Another president's club trip. This guy... I wonder if this
1:17:26
Speaker 4: story might be public. This guy... Was on it with
1:17:32
Speaker 4: a date or something. He brought a girl as well.
1:17:36
Speaker 4: And they went back to their room and they were
1:17:39
Speaker 4: having sex. And he looked up and there was a guy.
1:17:48
Speaker 4: There was a guy on his balcony watching them and
1:17:52
Speaker 4: jerking off. What? What?
1:17:57
Speaker 5: I missed part of that. Are they on a boat
1:17:59
Speaker 5: in this one? Am I imagining that?
1:18:02
Speaker 1: Because what's the shape of the boat?
1:18:04
Speaker 4: They're on a boat being propelled by a 10,000 mile
1:18:07
Speaker 4: per hour wave.
1:18:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're whipping across the country.
1:18:10
Speaker 4: It's a very short cruise. Down the Yellow River.
1:18:12
Speaker 5: Wait, so this is just at like a hotel?
1:18:14
Speaker 4: I'm assuming a resort. Yeah, yeah. And so he sees
1:18:19
Speaker 4: this guy like peering in on his balcony, jerking off
1:18:23
Speaker 4: as watching them have sex. He immediately gets up and
1:18:27
Speaker 4: like runs to the door to sort of confront this guy.
1:18:31
Speaker 4: And as he opens the door, the guy jumps on
1:18:36
Speaker 4: the balcony to then try to vault back to his room,
1:18:40
Speaker 4: I presume.
1:18:41
Speaker 1: Oh, wait, he was on the balcony. I thought he
1:18:44
Speaker 1: was on a separate balcony.
1:18:45
Speaker 4: No, he's on his own balcony.
1:18:47
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:18:48
Speaker 4: And then he steps up to go back. back slips
1:18:51
Speaker 4: falls dies what dies.
1:18:55
Speaker 1: Dies do you think that the guy who was having
1:18:57
Speaker 1: sex has any guilt or he's like I should have
1:18:59
Speaker 1: just let him watch I should have just let him
1:19:01
Speaker 1: finish he'd be alive today that.
1:19:03
Speaker 5: Is insane that is a story that I was told
1:19:07
Speaker 5: And that's you know the person?
1:19:08
Speaker 4: I know the person to whom it happened. He didn't
1:19:11
Speaker 4: tell me the story. Oh, yeah. But I believe him.
1:19:16
Speaker 4: It's an insane story.
1:19:18
Speaker 5: That's crazy. I mean, that's like, I feel like if
1:19:21
Speaker 5: you tell that story to people, they would just be like,
1:19:23
Speaker 5: no shot that happened.
1:19:24
Speaker 4: I kind of agree.
1:19:26
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:19:27
Speaker 1: In the cuck chair.
1:19:29
Speaker 4: Then apparently this guy, like, again, police come. He's being investigated.
1:19:34
Speaker 4: He's being investigated. The belief or the suspicion was that
1:19:37
Speaker 4: he had actually just pushed the guy off the balcony. Yeah,
1:19:39
Speaker 4: of course. He's defending himself. But the very next morning,
1:19:42
Speaker 4: I guess he's got like a presentation or a meeting
1:19:45
Speaker 4: or something. And he gets up and he tells the
1:19:48
Speaker 4: whole story to all of the people he works with.
1:19:52
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm currently being investigated for murder. This is
1:19:55
Speaker 4: what actually happened. I was having sex. Blah, blah, blah.
1:19:59
Speaker 4: Guy's jerking off on my balcony. Go out to confront him.
1:20:02
Speaker 4: Gets up, slips, falls. He's dead. This was not my fault.
1:20:05
Speaker 4: Despite what you may have heard.
1:20:06
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, quarter two.
1:20:08
Speaker 4: He told that at his conference room. I mean.
1:20:14
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to Stephanie's presentation about our growth expectations.
1:20:18
Speaker 5: I don't know if that would have been my move.
1:20:19
Speaker 4: No, me neither.
1:20:20
Speaker 5: But I guess if he's got the presentation and maybe
1:20:23
Speaker 5: he's like, I'm not going to be able to get
1:20:24
Speaker 5: through this presentation.
1:20:25
Speaker 4: Correct. And I suspect people had started talking about it. Look,
1:20:29
Speaker 4: I have no idea if... I mean... I really do
1:20:31
Speaker 4: believe that this is true, but I'm not going to
1:20:35
Speaker 4: stand on it being true. This is not my story.
1:20:37
Speaker 4: I'm just passing this along to be deciphered by you guys.
1:20:41
Speaker 1: Did he say whether he finished with the girl after
1:20:45
Speaker 1: the guy died and before the cops came?
1:20:47
Speaker 4: I can't imagine that they got back to it after that.
1:20:51
Speaker 5: More importantly, did she finish?
1:20:53
Speaker 4: Well, that's all that matters.
1:20:54
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:20:56
Speaker 4: He gets up to go confront the guy and she's like,
1:20:57
Speaker 4: what about me? Yeah. You men. Men are pigs. Always
1:21:02
Speaker 4: getting what you want.
1:21:04
Speaker 1: You first. Your ego. Just let the guy jerk off.
1:21:09
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying it.
1:21:10
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm more curious about the balcony layout here. Like,
1:21:15
Speaker 5: was this guy... Like, if this guy was, like, jumping
1:21:17
Speaker 5: from balcony to balcony... Was he Spider-Man?
1:21:20
Speaker 4: I bet they were close, but that there was a
1:21:22
Speaker 4: gap between them that wasn't huge, but one that you
1:21:26
Speaker 4: could fall through. Yeah. And he, like, went to go,
1:21:28
Speaker 4: and he was in a hurry, and... his hard dick
1:21:31
Speaker 4: is like out of his pants and that can get
1:21:33
Speaker 4: in the way.
1:21:34
Speaker 1: Like, do you think, why would you, why do you
1:21:38
Speaker 1: need to get to the balcony? I mean, he must've
1:21:42
Speaker 1: been shit face, but why do you need to get
1:21:44
Speaker 1: to like, why do you.
1:21:46
Speaker 5: Need to see this from cold sober? That's not something
1:21:48
Speaker 5: that's not a shit faced move.
1:21:50
Speaker 1: Climbing on a stranger's balcony to goon is the least
1:21:55
Speaker 1: clear minded thing I've ever heard.
1:21:58
Speaker 5: I think being shitfaced, you'd be so drunk that you
1:22:00
Speaker 5: would be like, there's no shot I'm doing that.
1:22:04
Speaker 1: No, I think it's the opposite. He probably had like
1:22:06
Speaker 1: beer muscles and he's like, I need to fucking jerk
1:22:08
Speaker 1: off from point blank range.
1:22:10
Speaker 5: Do you think he heard them having sex and then
1:22:12
Speaker 5: decided to mosey over?
1:22:15
Speaker 4: Yeah i would imagine it was that i bet it
1:22:18
Speaker 4: was that more than like i'm just gonna try every balcony.
1:22:21
Speaker 5: Yeah because that's what i'm wondering that has what i
1:22:24
Speaker 5: want i'm wondering if he's made it all the way
1:22:25
Speaker 5: around the hotel a couple times so he's like all
1:22:28
Speaker 5: right gotta go up a floor.
1:22:29
Speaker 4: Now i mean he's doing the equivalent of like channel
1:22:31
Speaker 4: surfing by just hitting like next one next one where's
1:22:35
Speaker 4: the porn where's the porn yeah.
1:22:37
Speaker 1: I mean at resorts like that like He probably had
1:22:39
Speaker 1: a couple of successful nights of surfing before.
1:22:42
Speaker 4: Without a doubt.
1:22:43
Speaker 5: You have to hope.
1:22:44
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:22:44
Speaker 1: You have to hope that he caught it.
1:22:45
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:22:46
Speaker 5: A couple of gotten away with it at least once
1:22:48
Speaker 5: before dying the first time. Like he was like, that
1:22:52
Speaker 5: was the first time he did it. Like the worst
1:22:56
Speaker 5: thing that happens is they kick me out of the hotel.
1:22:58
Speaker 1: Oh, for what?
1:22:59
Speaker 4: He's falling.
1:23:00
Speaker 5: And he's like, God damn it.
1:23:04
Speaker 4: Uh, barely legal hose was only 1999.
1:23:06
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:23:09
Speaker 1: Put a can up to the fucking wall or something
1:23:12
Speaker 1: like that jesus christ bro he had to see it
1:23:14
Speaker 1: with his own eyes.
1:23:17
Speaker 5: That's brutal i remember hearing i remember we were on
1:23:19
Speaker 5: the road somewhere and i remember fuck i wonder where
1:23:24
Speaker 5: we were we were on the road somewhere and i
1:23:27
Speaker 5: want to say we were either meeting up for breakfast
1:23:30
Speaker 5: maybe it was san francisco might it must have been
1:23:34
Speaker 5: san franc because i remember We were meeting up for
1:23:37
Speaker 5: breakfast or something. And I remember I was waiting at
1:23:39
Speaker 5: the elevator for my room and the people in the
1:23:42
Speaker 5: room right in front of the elevator were like full orgy,
1:23:46
Speaker 5: like scream fucking. And I was like, this is like,
1:23:49
Speaker 5: I felt like I was in like an episode of
1:23:51
Speaker 5: like Impractical Jokers. I was like, this can't be real.
1:23:55
Speaker 1: What were they saying?
1:23:56
Speaker 4: Screaming.
1:23:57
Speaker 5: They weren't saying anything. They were just wailing.
1:24:00
Speaker 1: Both of them?
1:24:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:24:00
Speaker 4: Hollering.
1:24:01
Speaker 5: Hollering. yeah and then I remember I went down to
1:24:06
Speaker 5: the restaurant and I remember you were you came down
1:24:08
Speaker 5: a couple minutes later and I told the story to
1:24:11
Speaker 5: you and then the lady at the bar started laughing
1:24:14
Speaker 5: and she was like that'll happen that'll happen when you're
1:24:17
Speaker 5: in a hotel and I was like I've never seen
1:24:20
Speaker 5: that happen anywhere.
1:24:22
Speaker 1: That'll happen in San Francisco yeah it must have been
1:24:24
Speaker 1: San Fran yeah yeah freak city.
1:24:27
Speaker 5: Oh yeah and they're fucking loud out there they're loud
1:24:29
Speaker 5: they fuck loud on the west coast.
1:24:31
Speaker 1: Yeah venture capital all that fucking yeah it's just so
1:24:38
Speaker 1: much energy silicon valley energy is.
1:24:40
Speaker 5: Incredible so much energy out there they just hung.
1:24:42
Speaker 1: A sweater vest on the door they hung a quarter
1:24:44
Speaker 1: zip on the door if there's a quarter zip on
1:24:46
Speaker 1: the door out in san fran you know somebody's getting
1:24:48
Speaker 1: the pipe.
1:24:49
Speaker 5: You think we should get out to san you think
1:24:51
Speaker 5: we should move the pod to san fran it's just.
1:24:53
Speaker 1: The rent so damn expensive out there get an office
1:24:57
Speaker 1: all i hear about is people complaining about the rent
1:24:59
Speaker 1: in san fran palo alto Are you guys Palo Alto
1:25:02
Speaker 1: or Berkeley, guys?
1:25:03
Speaker 4: Berkeley.
1:25:04
Speaker 1: Berkeley.
1:25:05
Speaker 5: All right. I don't know what Palo Alto is.
1:25:09
Speaker 1: Stanford versus UC Berkeley.
1:25:13
Speaker 4: Oh, Stanford.
1:25:15
Speaker 1: Palo Alto?
1:25:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, Palo Alto.
1:25:16
Speaker 1: No.
1:25:18
Speaker 4: Berkeley.
1:25:18
Speaker 5: Berkeley. Berkeley.
1:25:21
Speaker 4: For sure, Berkeley. Why?
1:25:24
Speaker 5: Well, according to the social network, all the bad bitches
1:25:27
Speaker 5: are at Stanford.
1:25:30
Speaker 4: I don't know about that. Maybe.
1:25:32
Speaker 5: That's what JT says.
1:25:34
Speaker 4: Huh. The Palo Alto is all tech. That's Silicon Valley,
1:25:41
Speaker 4: like a place where people live to work in Silicon Valley.
1:25:45
Speaker 4: It's an industry that's a little annoying. Yeah. Berkeley is like,
1:25:50
Speaker 4: you know, I don't know.
1:25:52
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers went to Berkeley.
1:25:54
Speaker 4: Of course. Berkeley is like a nice residential. I've been there.
1:25:59
Speaker 4: A buddy of mine grew up there. Mm-hmm.
1:26:01
Speaker 5: Um where in cali is that again.
1:26:03
Speaker 4: It's just uh just north of san francisco north northeast
1:26:07
Speaker 4: it's like across the bay oh it's in.
1:26:10
Speaker 1: Oakland it's like basically up the hill from oakland yeah.
1:26:13
Speaker 4: But they're famous for having like that amazing restaurant um
1:26:18
Speaker 4: alice waters's restaurant uh che panisse is in berkeley.
1:26:24
Speaker 1: Che panisse che penis I.
1:26:27
Speaker 4: Think that's the restaurant that Gavin Newsom went to after
1:26:30
Speaker 4: telling Californians that they couldn't leave there.
1:26:32
Speaker 1: Oh, that was French Laundry.
1:26:33
Speaker 4: Oh, he went to French Laundry? Yeah, French Laundry. That's
1:26:35
Speaker 4: in Sonoma or Napa.
1:26:37
Speaker 1: Chez Penis.
1:26:38
Speaker 5: Such a power move.
1:26:40
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it is pretty sick.
1:26:41
Speaker 5: You guys can't go out, but I can.
1:26:44
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
1:26:45
Speaker 4: Pretty sick.
1:26:47
Speaker 5: I get why it's wrong and why you can't do that,
1:26:51
Speaker 5: but at the same time, he was the only one there.
1:26:56
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't.
1:26:57
Speaker 5: Well, he was with his team.
1:26:58
Speaker 1: And it was like, there was a bunch of people there.
1:27:01
Speaker 5: I thought it was closed.
1:27:03
Speaker 1: There was a, it was like they had an event
1:27:06
Speaker 1: going on. There's like pictures of them out back. He's carousing.
1:27:09
Speaker 1: He had a multiracial carousing going on. Oh, man.
1:27:11
Speaker 5: That's, yeah, you can't do that.
1:27:14
Speaker 4: Not with COVID.
1:27:14
Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to put on the cape
1:27:16
Speaker 1: for Newsome.
1:27:17
Speaker 5: No, I mean, I just meant like, if you're telling
1:27:20
Speaker 5: everyone they can't go out and then you were to
1:27:21
Speaker 5: go to a restaurant alone, that would be like, I
1:27:25
Speaker 5: guess it makes sense. Kind of an abuse of power, though.
1:27:28
Speaker 1: I don't even think they ever closed down Disney World.
1:27:31
Speaker 5: For COVID?
1:27:32
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Disney World was open the whole time.
1:27:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, Florida didn't participate. No, they didn't.
1:27:39
Speaker 5: I went to Tampa during the peak. It was crazy.
1:27:42
Speaker 5: It literally felt like I was in a movie. We landed,
1:27:44
Speaker 5: and everyone's just ripping the mask off. Second you get
1:27:48
Speaker 5: off the plane, it was crazy. I had COVID. I
1:27:52
Speaker 5: had COVID while I was going there, for sure. I
1:27:56
Speaker 5: think I got it eight times. It was like every
1:27:59
Speaker 5: week I had it.
1:28:03
Speaker 4: No immunity?
1:28:04
Speaker 5: None.
1:28:05
Speaker 4: Really?
1:28:05
Speaker 5: I just kept getting it.
1:28:06
Speaker 1: Oh, it's because you kept getting the shots.
1:28:08
Speaker 5: No, I only got one.
1:28:09
Speaker 4: J & J.
1:28:09
Speaker 5: One and done. Good for life.
1:28:12
Speaker 1: I saw someone on the plane yesterday. Today or yesterday.
1:28:16
Speaker 1: And she had the mask up to her ears and
1:28:19
Speaker 1: sunglasses on over the mask too.
1:28:21
Speaker 5: You know what I miss is the shield.
1:28:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, the shield was amazing.
1:28:25
Speaker 5: The shield was just all for show. That didn't do anything. Yeah.
1:28:28
Speaker 5: It was like the mask that people wear when they're
1:28:30
Speaker 5: like welding something. Yeah.
1:28:32
Speaker 1: It's like that was for like the like uh chinese
1:28:35
Speaker 1: social character points yeah that's like shows that you care
1:28:39
Speaker 1: more than anybody else i'm taking this super seriously.
1:28:43
Speaker 5: It's also like the it's if it's not closed in
1:28:45
Speaker 5: it's not gonna do anything.
1:28:47
Speaker 1: Yeah but it's bigger yeah i guess you don't get
1:28:50
Speaker 1: it it's bigger.
1:28:51
Speaker 5: Who is the was it lana del rey that wore
1:28:53
Speaker 5: like the mesh mask.
1:28:55
Speaker 4: Maybe do you know her husband No. This dude operates
1:29:02
Speaker 4: a fan boat. Really? For his job. He's a fan
1:29:06
Speaker 4: boat tour guide.
1:29:07
Speaker 5: Did she recently get married?
1:29:09
Speaker 4: I think they've been married a while. You'd like him, dude.
1:29:12
Speaker 5: Because I was going to say, isn't she always dating
1:29:14
Speaker 5: blue collar dudes?
1:29:16
Speaker 4: I mean.
1:29:17
Speaker 1: Alligator tour guide.
1:29:18
Speaker 4: This dude, that's what he is. He operates a fan
1:29:21
Speaker 4: boat for alligator tours, and they're happily married. She took
1:29:25
Speaker 4: his tour, and he was so charismatic that they got married.
1:29:30
Speaker 5: Crazy.
1:29:31
Speaker 1: Just down in the bayou, charming her. Will you still
1:29:35
Speaker 1: love me when I'm still young and beautiful? When I'm
1:29:41
Speaker 1: no longer young and beautiful?
1:29:45
Speaker 4: Summertime sadness.
1:29:47
Speaker 1: I mean, she seems like the most opposite of a
1:29:52
Speaker 1: gator boat woman.
1:29:54
Speaker 4: I know.
1:29:55
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just... Attaching her personality to the Great Gatsby
1:29:59
Speaker 1: because that's when that song popped onto my consciousness.
1:30:03
Speaker 5: Because I feel like she's always getting like her fans
1:30:05
Speaker 5: are like a certain way and she is not that way.
1:30:08
Speaker 1: Some are not.
1:30:10
Speaker 5: Because she's like, she's country.
1:30:14
Speaker 1: No, this is just the fucking modern equivalent of buying
1:30:18
Speaker 1: a Prius in 2012. You're like, I don't care about
1:30:21
Speaker 1: what the rest of the celebrities care about. I'm going
1:30:24
Speaker 1: to fuck a guy that works a job.
1:30:25
Speaker 5: I'm going to fuck a guy that.
1:30:30
Speaker 1: I'm going to fuck a blue-collar worker.
1:30:34
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then she doesn't know what a blue-collar worker is,
1:30:36
Speaker 5: so she has to go to the maximum extreme. I'm
1:30:40
Speaker 5: going to fuck a guy that gives alligator tours.
1:30:42
Speaker 1: There's regular unions.
1:30:45
Speaker 4: A guy can't even afford a motorhome.
1:30:49
Speaker 1: She tried to start a trend and now she's just
1:30:51
Speaker 1: stuck married to this guy.
1:30:52
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:30:53
Speaker 1: If it became a trend, one of these girls has
1:30:56
Speaker 1: to fuck Nikki numbers. Like Selena Gomez has to fuck
1:31:00
Speaker 1: Nikki numbers next. If it just becomes a trend that
1:31:02
Speaker 1: you fuck union workers and firefighters.
1:31:03
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Where does the numbers come from?
1:31:08
Speaker 5: Uh, Tony Romo. He knows all his stats. He said
1:31:12
Speaker 5: that one guy.
1:31:13
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:31:13
Speaker 5: He said that when he was growing up, cause he's
1:31:15
Speaker 5: a big Tony Romo fan, Cowboys fan. And he said that, uh,
1:31:19
Speaker 5: Jerry said that he always would have stats ready for
1:31:22
Speaker 5: Tony because people would shit on Tony Romo and say
1:31:24
Speaker 5: he's not good. And then Nicky Numbers would always have
1:31:28
Speaker 5: the numbers to back up why he is good.
1:31:31
Speaker 4: Wow.
1:31:32
Speaker 5: That's what I've been told at least. I'm sure there
1:31:34
Speaker 5: could be another side of the story.
1:31:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he could differentiate between PERC 30s and Oxy 80s.
1:31:40
Speaker 5: Yeah, it could be something like that.
1:31:43
Speaker 4: Or maybe he just had the fucking phone numbers for
1:31:46
Speaker 4: every girl in his middle school memorized.
1:31:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Could be something like that.
1:31:49
Speaker 5: I could see that as well. But that's what either
1:31:52
Speaker 5: he or Jerry told me, that one of them said
1:31:54
Speaker 5: that to me.
1:31:55
Speaker 4: I heard he recited Pi to 4,000 digits. Oh, my God.
1:32:02
Speaker 5: You ever get into Pi? 3.141597. I think I know
1:32:10
Speaker 5: 14 of them. It's 3.1415926535897932.
1:32:13
Speaker 4: That's pretty good, man. 3, 2, 3.
1:32:16
Speaker 1: Sassy numbers.
1:32:17
Speaker 4: Sassy shrimp cocktail numbers.
1:32:19
Speaker 1: Shrimp cocktail numbers.
1:32:20
Speaker 4: Shrimp cocktail numbers.
1:32:21
Speaker 1: Shrimp numbers.
1:32:22
Speaker 4: Speaking of.
1:32:24
Speaker 1: Present Wednesday.
1:32:25
Speaker 5: Present Wednesday.
1:32:26
Speaker 1: Bless us.
1:32:26
Speaker 5: Picked up a new cube. New speed cube.
1:32:30
Speaker 4: Oh. Give us one.
1:32:32
Speaker 1: Close your eyes close your eyes and do it.
1:32:34
Speaker 5: I can't do it as fast i can't do it
1:32:35
Speaker 5: that fast but if you guys want to feel no
1:32:37
Speaker 5: just do it i mean she glides like butter i'd
1:32:39
Speaker 5: like to feel it's almost a little too fast like
1:32:43
Speaker 5: i'm still getting used to the speed of it because
1:32:46
Speaker 5: like one flick it almost.
1:32:47
Speaker 1: Rotates that's not street legal i don't think.
1:32:51
Speaker 5: I've never seen it with like the magnets that perfend
1:32:53
Speaker 5: it from over spinning My last cube was better.
1:32:58
Speaker 1: Have you seen that people are using these as accessories
1:33:01
Speaker 1: for rapping really fast?
1:33:02
Speaker 5: I saw that video of that dude.
1:33:03
Speaker 1: Where the guy's like, I hit him with a little
1:33:05
Speaker 1: bit of rhythm. And they just do it in a
1:33:08
Speaker 1: rude way.
1:33:08
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all just from logic.
1:33:11
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:33:11
Speaker 5: Because logic was doing that. Now all the white rappers
1:33:14
Speaker 5: think that that's their path to fame. Yeah. Well, if
1:33:18
Speaker 5: you want to be a white rapper first, then all
1:33:19
Speaker 5: you're going to have to do is learn the Rubik's Cube.
1:33:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to have to start with cups. Stacking cups.
1:33:25
Speaker 1: Then you get to a Rubik's Cube. And then you
1:33:27
Speaker 1: could hit him with a little bit of rhythm. I
1:33:30
Speaker 1: hit him with a little bit of rhythm.
1:33:32
Speaker 5: Because Logic did it on like.
1:33:35
Speaker 4: The Breakfast Club and he did it with his eyes closed.
1:33:39
Speaker 5: But he also does it, like Logic does it and
1:33:40
Speaker 5: then he like removes one of the pieces and puts,
1:33:43
Speaker 5: he's like this piece is in the wrong place. And
1:33:45
Speaker 5: it's like, I don't know if that's, that's not really.
1:33:48
Speaker 1: That's not street legal by him. Yeah.
1:33:50
Speaker 5: Taking pieces out and putting them back in. Tyler, you
1:33:54
Speaker 5: can do it pretty quick, right? What's your fastest time?
1:33:56
Speaker 4: A minute? One minute. Wow, damn.
1:33:59
Speaker 5: That's what I'm at, too. Do you know the speed method,
1:34:01
Speaker 5: or do you just do the traditional T?
1:34:03
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I'm more of a traditionalist.
1:34:06
Speaker 5: Well, the traditional way. Here, let me get that. Let
1:34:08
Speaker 5: me solve that real quick for you. Oh, good grab.
1:34:11
Speaker 5: Good grab. All right. Yeah, I mean, you can scramble it.
1:34:15
Speaker 4: Boy, we covered some real territory today.
1:34:17
Speaker 5: You can scramble it as much as you'd like.
1:34:19
Speaker 4: This has been one of the weirder episodes we've ever done.
1:34:21
Speaker 5: I'll finish this, and then we can end the episode.
1:34:24
Speaker 1: I'm having fun.
1:34:26
Speaker 5: It's funny when people do it and like you know
1:34:28
Speaker 5: what like people like will be like i gotta scramble
1:34:30
Speaker 5: it and it's like what do you think i'm like
1:34:32
Speaker 5: all of a sudden the algorithm's not gonna work right
1:34:36
Speaker 5: it's an algorithm right scramble it as much as you want.
1:34:39
Speaker 1: I'm just having a little.
1:34:41
Speaker 5: Bit of fun with it no because you're a guy
1:34:42
Speaker 5: that's like no i gotta scram let me scramble it.
1:34:46
Speaker 1: No i'm not that kind of guy.
1:34:47
Speaker 5: Are we doing this is this for speed or is
1:34:48
Speaker 5: this just for pleasure.
1:34:50
Speaker 4: I think that when I said that you'd have to
1:34:52
Speaker 4: multiply that, whatever it was, like 30 by 300, I
1:34:56
Speaker 4: think I was wrong. I think it was just by
1:34:58
Speaker 4: 30 to get to 90,000.
1:35:01
Speaker 5: This cube's just.
1:35:02
Speaker 4: A little fast. I've been thinking about that for half
1:35:05
Speaker 4: an hour.
1:35:05
Speaker 1: Really?
1:35:06
Speaker 4: That is a very simple math thing. But again, you
1:35:08
Speaker 4: know what? I'm fucking stupid.
1:35:10
Speaker 1: And now people are going to think that you're incredible
1:35:11
Speaker 1: at math.
1:35:12
Speaker 5: I want to say, like, I feel like this was
1:35:14
Speaker 5: probably one of my dumber episodes. Like, I feel like
1:35:16
Speaker 5: I just said a lot of really stupid shit.
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Speaker 4: I think this was, I mean, all time for.
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Speaker 1: All of us.
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Speaker 4: All of us.
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Speaker 1: Nobody said one good thing.
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Speaker 4: I didn't say anything.
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Speaker 1: Nobody said anything close to cogent or, yeah, or correct
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Speaker 1: or any good takes even. And now, and that will
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Speaker 1: be the true test. If the people like it, Then
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Speaker 1: you get back to the slop line. All done. Have
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Speaker 1: you guys been seeing... Have you guys been seeing that
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Speaker 1: there's a lot of discourse about the Delta Lounge being
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Speaker 1: a slop line?
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Speaker 5: I said that. I said it was a soup kitchen.
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Speaker 1: I know. I'm saying it's public discourse now.
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Speaker 4: Pretty sick, dude. That's well done. Um... You said that
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Speaker 4: everything served in the Delta Lounge is vegetarian. And Ron
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Speaker 4: and I were standing over the chicken trough together, laughing.
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Speaker 1: We laughed at you.
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Speaker 4: We laughed. We were like, look at this vegetarian slop.
1:36:14
Speaker 5: It is, because it's all slop.
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Speaker 1: Vegetarian chicken bacon.
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Speaker 5: There's been a massive, massive decline in quality at the
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Speaker 5: Delta Lounge.
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Speaker 4: I don't agree.
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Speaker 1: I think the quality stayed the same.
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Speaker 5: That's because they're in your pocket.
1:36:27
Speaker 4: I think there's also.
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Speaker 4: Getting paid by big delta i also think that there
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Speaker 4: is a huge variance in the quality between lounges oh
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Speaker 4: absolutely the one at sfo is not good.
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Speaker 5: Oh really no i would expect that one to be
1:36:41
Speaker 5: like it's not.
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Speaker 4: A delta hub meanwhile it's an afterthought for that i'm.
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Speaker 1: Excited for your trip back from japan because the the
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Speaker 1: one in haneda uh they it's like you'll have made
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Speaker 1: to order stuff where they give you a buzzer oh
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Speaker 1: It's fucking fantastic.
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Speaker 5: I've always wanted to hit the one in Iceland, but
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Speaker 5: it's not a Delta lounge. It's like an Iceland air lounge,
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Speaker 5: but that one they've got like, it's like a ski lodge.
1:37:03
Speaker 5: They've got like a regular, like a real fire and shit,
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Speaker 5: big leather chairs. You can ski in there.
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Speaker 4: Wow. That one.
1:37:09
Speaker 5: So that one's definitely my cool.
1:37:11
Speaker 4: My white whale.
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Speaker 1: But the people there, there is growing discourse online. And
1:37:15
Speaker 1: if you'd like, you could take credit for being the, uh,
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Speaker 1: the first igloo that melted, that started this inland, uh,
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Speaker 1: avalanche but there are people that are saying that the
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Speaker 1: delta lounge is now just a trough.
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Speaker 5: Yeah and it's not just me saying that i'm with
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Speaker 5: the culture's feeling.
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Speaker 1: And that's a perfect place to end it.
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Speaker 5: All right we'll see you guys next week cool bye.
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Speaker 6: Love was over Still, still underground So I looked older
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Speaker 6: Till you came around I was only falling one way
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Speaker 6: I was only fooling one way Days were drifting
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Speaker 1: By.