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33: Man Dating 28yr Old Woman Who Looks Like a 12 yr old Girl Says He Isn't A Creep | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 3: Today's guests are lu Gonzales to hear more, Patrick Cloud.
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  Speaker 5: They decided to be a guest on today's show Class Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: your telling.
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  Speaker 4: You had lunch?
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  Speaker 5: Still there, cheeks.
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  Speaker 6: You said it was a false start on his Cuban
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  Speaker 6: Little Cuban sand is stung into.
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  Speaker 5: His mom underneaven sounds like saving lady.
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  Speaker 7: The word was trying to come out. It was like
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  Speaker 7: portos tongue. Food always acts like this when they don't
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  Speaker 7: get swallowed.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to have a stirn talking to his food.
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  Speaker 4: Don't be a beast something like that.
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  Speaker 7: What about what it was like, get in there, don't
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  Speaker 7: be quiet? Now going back to your hot and spot,
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  Speaker 7: spitting out your food and talking to it. Where's where
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  Speaker 7: we're starting today?
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, today's topic first time topic is
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  Speaker 2: nobody said nothing. Twenty year old man is daddy? Uh again?
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  Speaker 4: Just eat it? Come again. We're not moving on into
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  Speaker 4: swallowed already.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, it's just blocking everything.
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  Speaker 8: The cops coming and like sir, release the sausage, release
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  Speaker 8: the portals.
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  Speaker 6: Put portals on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: I so scared.
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  Speaker 7: Please take him out. You gotta stot take it. You
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  Speaker 7: have the shot. Take the shot.
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  Speaker 4: Take the shot.
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  Speaker 5: One of is his tongue, his song is his own person,
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  Speaker 5: just holding.
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  Speaker 7: All the full What if he just negotiated more portals,
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  Speaker 7: Send me more portals and then I'll give you this portos.
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  Speaker 9: I swell well, I swear. At the same time, he
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  Speaker 9: kept both.
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  Speaker 4: This is counterfeit. This is counterfeit.
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  Speaker 6: That was.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: I have two sandwiches in my hand, in my mouth.
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  Speaker 10: I got a bandad on it.
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  Speaker 8: Why g fo, honey, pop put the.
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  Speaker 2: Chick in the bag of money. The chicken. You're just
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  Speaker 2: gonna rose.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's the chicken. Slicker.
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  Speaker 2: He has wanted photos.
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  Speaker 4: As always, him eating nugger, was eating in the wanted photo.
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  Speaker 5: How did he get this picture?
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  Speaker 4: You know, the fastest drums in the West.
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  Speaker 2: For worn twelve piece? Do you wear?
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  Speaker 6: Travels with sauces only toured the fat and fiery.
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  Speaker 7: He's with a rowdy gang called the McNuggets. You don't
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  Speaker 7: want to be in a dark alley with them. Where
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  Speaker 7: do you think you're going, Bob before you get sauce?
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  Speaker 7: Jumped back can and some chicken nuggets?
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  Speaker 5: Ain't that sweet?
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  Speaker 1: So that's a wounded one, that's half eat and I
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  Speaker 1: made it out alive.
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  Speaker 10: To tell the three teeth bend.
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  Speaker 2: We got.
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  Speaker 4: You only got a nibble out of me, and I
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  Speaker 4: made it out of them.
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  Speaker 8: This is a it's a silhouette of a halving chicken nugget.
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  Speaker 8: So what was it like for you?
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, he's in the corner of the rocket chair
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  Speaker 4: in the dark.
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  Speaker 5: I was where's between his tongue and his box?
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  Speaker 2: It all started with a Porto selling.
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  Speaker 9: Me and the McNuggets been knocking off Portos.
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  Speaker 7: Bakeries all across the country was liking me.
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  Speaker 5: Minem hour later, half and half a piece of honey.
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  Speaker 2: All of us were there.
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  Speaker 1: Legend has it there was a salad in there where
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  Speaker 1: time ago. But salads are like, do you recognize this mouth? No,
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  Speaker 1: I've never I've never been over there.
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  Speaker 4: I heard about it.
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  Speaker 2: I definitely heard about this, but.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't want to answer any questions. Part of my
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  Speaker 8: life is behind me now I have a family. It's
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  Speaker 8: really funny legends. There was a salad there's many years ago.
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  Speaker 8: I think it was a big salad chick.
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  Speaker 5: He just wanted to see wand in there.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, that was just extra lettuce. There's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of letters.
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  Speaker 9: How much lettuce is he put it in his burger.
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  Speaker 9: There's a lot of lettuce.
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  Speaker 2: Legend salad in two thousand and three, nobody was there.
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  Speaker 2: There was no record was young had a salad one
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  Speaker 2: It's an old tooth in the back.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't never seen no salad around these parts.
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  Speaker 4: I went here for a long long time. I've been handling.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe the baby tea saw before it went on its
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  Speaker 6: way out.
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  Speaker 9: But I've never seen a salad in my life. Salad
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  Speaker 9: dressing by itself once but never never in the party
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  Speaker 9: salad drink that ship by the man.
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  Speaker 1: It used to come and way, I wasn't coming away
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  Speaker 1: a room.
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  Speaker 10: Man takes shots of red dressing in my license, and
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  Speaker 10: I got in this nigga mouth.
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  Speaker 5: The dramas were boy sing and they were chasing a wretch.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy took the wisdom would never.
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  Speaker 11: Like.
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  Speaker 5: Now we're trying to slow him down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we tried to slow him down.
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  Speaker 7: That nigga yanked me out with his thumb and they
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  Speaker 7: can't go to Dennis.
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  Speaker 10: Then he holds pancakes squares.
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  Speaker 4: He stopped doing.
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  Speaker 2: Pancakes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: We interviewed thirty two teeth.
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  Speaker 7: None of them have made any recollection of a salad,
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  Speaker 7: a protein, barn, a carrot, a.
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  Speaker 2: Piece of fruit.
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  Speaker 5: He's a mystery.
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  Speaker 4: My face.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: Now there was olives on a pizza water.
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  Speaker 5: But they were deep fried.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, all right, all right, guys, please do.
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  Speaker 5: This is that's all started from you messing up guests.
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  Speaker 4: He got all the way.
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  Speaker 2: You have a proper.
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  Speaker 5: That the piece of popcorn strip, God damn talk.
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  Speaker 2: And that was a proper list because I have a list,
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  Speaker 2: God damn it.
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  Speaker 7: Taking this shot shot.
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  Speaker 4: We're trying our best in here. I said, why I
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  Speaker 4: don't get a clear shot.
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  Speaker 10: It's too much debris of popcord, It's too much show
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  Speaker 10: the colonel.
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  Speaker 4: How long as Jesus making it impossible to say.
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  Speaker 7: So.
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  Speaker 2: A proper list is what I was trying to say.
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  Speaker 2: Here made it at.
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  Speaker 4: My heart.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fine, then all right, here's the story. This man
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  Speaker 2: is twenty years.
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  Speaker 3: Ah serious, man, come on, what the hell you got
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  Speaker 3: to swallow?
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  Speaker 2: What is happening at this point? It's soggy.
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  Speaker 7: It's just like kill me my Calon's.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: Go like this, go like this. Hey, you guys have
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: a legit reaction. Did you have fruit today?
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: The vestibll is something today? You're okay?
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Broccoli, kept on it.
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  Speaker 4: He's like this, wattle be healthy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't you killed.
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  Speaker 7: That port was in there hanging all like Spider Man
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  Speaker 7: in the subway.
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  Speaker 4: And still I'm like a Captain America from the.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay in here. It's like minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It's literally like for the American minute.
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  Speaker 2: That's a long time. That's a third of the episode.
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  Speaker 4: That's the third.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah after lunch episode. Okay, oh.
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  Speaker 9: That was just to get the food back.
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  Speaker 2: Job here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Take your time.
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  Speaker 3: Man says I'm dating a twenty three year old woman.
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  Speaker 2: Who looks like an eight year old girl. I watched
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a creep. The woman's name is Shanna Rose.
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  Speaker 3: She is the guy's twenty six. She's twenty three. She
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  Speaker 3: had a growth stunt. Her growth was stunt to do
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  Speaker 3: it as a treatment she received as a child for
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  Speaker 3: brain cancer. She weighs fifty pounds and it's three feet
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  Speaker 3: ten inches tall.
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  Speaker 4: Three feet I watched the show that a Good show.
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  Speaker 3: Up of a TV reality series called I Am SHAWNA Ray.
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  Speaker 4: So she's a grown up. She just looks like a child.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I think what makes him a creep is how
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  Speaker 9: he describes her as an eight year old girl.
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  Speaker 2: He is not like, man, she looks kind of young.
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  Speaker 9: For a It's just like, no, I'm not a creep,
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  Speaker 9: but my girlfriend looks like an eight year old girl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's creepy. Yeah, this is a picture of her.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta walk around with your birth certificate.
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  Speaker 1: That every episode when she walks to the bar, they're like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: are you alone? And then she's like and then she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really a grown up and they're like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: And not mind man, sweetheart.
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  Speaker 9: And that's a crazy situation because like, what is she
• 13:15
  Speaker 9: supposed to do?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that girl on Eternals she was like, I just
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  Speaker 3: look like a kid all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I want to. I want to be able to live,
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  Speaker 2: and I think I don't. I could not do this.
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  Speaker 12: I couldn't absolutely because like I couldn't get past the
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  Speaker 12: fact that you look like my niece. That's why the
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  Speaker 12: fact that you stay the same age, either of those
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  Speaker 12: is weird.
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  Speaker 9: Well, if she she can't date somebody that looks like
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  Speaker 9: her age because now she's a pedophile.
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  Speaker 2: But then she has to find somebody who's okay with.
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: That, with looking like a pedophile.
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  Speaker 4: So you gotta find somebody who low key is a pedophile.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: But it maybe is. It doesn't.
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  Speaker 9: He's a nice pedophile, doesn't he's maybe that's his brain.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: He has a pedophile brain. Now he has a legal
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: version version of what he wants it.
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: I'm sure there.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna have to be
• 14:02
  Speaker 9: some sickness in.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Her voice still sounds like, yeah, you might.
• 14:09
  Speaker 9: Just have to find somebody else with the similar Facebook groups.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: It's got to be a convention or something.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: They have twins convention, convention, they have conventions for twins.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: I think she has like her thing is not that common,
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: he said Seanna Ray's love interest, or he said this
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: criticist mother relationship is absolutely disgusting. He said, who are you?
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Who are you to take away her right to have
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: friendship and a connection with someone?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: How dare you? Dan Swart said, love.
• 14:37
  Speaker 9: It's not her though she absolutely has the right for that.
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: It's just weird red flags to the guy, does this
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: look weird together?
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: It looks like father and daughter?
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  Speaker 2: It does. That's crazy, which is really creepy.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: If you see them kids on the board.
• 14:53
  Speaker 8: To Alabama, Baba, why don't y'all the whole yeah, stop it, Alaborde.
• 15:10
  Speaker 9: They can They could explain the situation to you right
• 15:13
  Speaker 9: in front of you and then start making out.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: And it's still just like hey, hey, like we.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Have customers here.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know how you could get around it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Like you said, she's not gonna age like she's gonna
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: be thirty and probably still look twelve.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: She's gonna be getting up at fifty.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: So like, kid, what did you complaining about.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I'm seventy eight. So the relationship is only going to
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: get creepier as he gets older. That's like Benjamin Button.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: But it's just like, imagine she was just stuck at twenty.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: That's fantastic, right If I what I look like at
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  Speaker 3: twenty i'd be like, you're.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Killing it in the music and I mean in the
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: film industry. Yeah that's yeah, that's that'd be crazy.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: But still the probably point where she'd be like, I
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: want to play grown up girl.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Look eight now shut up and do kids bop three thousand.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But that's like she goes to that.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Like there's a couple of episodes you see her try
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: to date and she gets on like a dating app,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: she gets a matchmaker and she goes on a date
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: with this black dude, and I was like, oh, this
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: But she has the whole like the mind of a
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: twenty three year old. She's twenty three, but.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: She just I guess the perceipt the perception is like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know how I could get I mean, it
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: ain't my issue, but I don't know how I could
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: get my brain to be like this is cool, this
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: is cool.
• 16:37
  Speaker 9: It's just an unfortunate situation because it's like, I feel like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: it's not our fault that the look started at a
• 16:45
  Speaker 9: very inappropriate age, right, So the only thing that you
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: can really say is that it's gonna be weird no
• 16:51
  Speaker 9: matter what you do, unless you can find somebody else.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I wonder the same situation. When is it she gonna
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: like maybe like another ten years, she'll look fifteen.
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  Speaker 2: Been looking exactly the same since eight. But that's what
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: That's a small town.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Let's say let's.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Maybe just it's like dog years, like another seven years.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: As a year, it's been fifteen years.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: So maybe it's not time yet. Maybe when she hit twenty,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: that should look eleven.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: She'll still be the same, still the same height.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: But that's okay because like like they have a whole
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: show up for for dwarfs, Like is.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: That the technical time?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I think, well, dwarf is is a technical But yes.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: So that's too much, that's too much.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: She moved to a small town where everybody knows her.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: She got to look tell everybody.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Wants that's why she's got to be a small town
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: so everybody would know it's a way, that's the way
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: to get.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jesus, I was just like laugh something.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Off of y'all.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Y'all just got your ticket punch?
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I bet you just you just want.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Are you walking off that? My head?
• 18:02
  Speaker 13: God?
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: You saw me?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: God? Look running back.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: All the time I'm talking about population laugh.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: It's an uncomfortable laugh. A damn the follow along as
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: he you know you saw what happened.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: I ain't say nothing because I took my head when
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: I realized it was even doing.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: God, I was like, play like that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: That's what's crazy. Like when I was a kid that
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: we used to be taught that in judgment. They they're
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: gonna play your whole life back and don't worry like
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: they have plenty of time because it's eternity. And now, man,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: some of the tiktoks I watch.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to this. I didn't suggest
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: that sometimes be coart. Twitter is like politically correct TikTok,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: especially teens. They do not care.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: They don't care about whatever job they have, none of them,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Oh my.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: God, none of the rules that apply to adults. On TikTok.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I'll be like and I like a dark joke from
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: time to but TikTok be like Kevin, what is wrong
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: with you?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't make you. I just laughed.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: I hope they do play back our lives, like like
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: the Spotify year in reviews.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Like the thirty year in a row on the conference
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: A long time, but.
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: This is all one time it's like outchanging.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: They're gonna get every time you take your titties down.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: That's gonna be a thing. You don't have to explain.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: What are you doing with that?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Wait out minutes.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I never thought about, like your whole life, the whole
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: life of bad stuff.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Some of it I'm gonna be breaking, Like I'm gonna
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: check this all right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I was going great.
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: Your boy was on the whole hand and I put
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: that in a turkey even beat me with my leg up.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I called it a hurricane.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: You're loving that, pat. Your first hand job is gonna
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: be on the god Black said. You don't even know
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: this boy. He was just here being fast. I just
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: want to be one of the in crowd. It's just
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: jerking off anybody.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Sure, fast person tooth hands.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: But your first ham job is gonna say like, damn,
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: you blew everything in the stable everything, all of them
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: can't be getting around the truck like that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: That was good. That doesn't happen even if make it
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: in heaven.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be super embarrassed for the first five minutes, like,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: come on, everybody going now. I imagine there you go,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: there you go. I was sixteen, I.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: Know, but like all the angels know your business up there.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: You're like, what up slipping.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Back one time?
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: Slipping back like before we get started, raise your tongue.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Don't heaven.
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  Speaker 5: Your tongue.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: That's like agent Egyptian Lord, like before I die, put
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: three briskets, two ribs, and some potatoes under my tongue.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I want to bring it to that petties on the eyes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It's just pieces of bacon for your passage on the
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: way to the other ride.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Who's the guy in the heavenlight with grocery bags?
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: Everyone the naked you get to having with five rock
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: back like.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Naked with wings.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I didn't see like mad grocery bags a.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: Loaf of bread, so you can't you can't bring that
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: in up here shells.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I was gonna have food.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I like, you know, so I wanted to make sure
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: even we didn't even judge you yet.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: No, I'm eating this during the judgment.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: I want to have a friend. This is when I
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: was born. Judgment what you think that was pretty I
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: was pretty good, right like.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Nail away from this so my nt or not.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Clear? Pepsy came out?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You did your thing? Were bout to grip back after that.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know that was first hand exquisite.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: They're trying to tell you about your sins. No, no, no,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: no no, nick rim buzz here.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Have re lined playing back slow? Can I feel this?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Long one? Make me feel this?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: He brought a grid that's crazy, brought a big rim
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: to judgment.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Going to quantum man.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: That's got the row three bags right, that's what you.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Checked that before the realm. You're in Nigga, we're in heaven.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: He gets sauce on all the clouds and ship like
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Bobby on the cloud like, oh my man, we got
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: this beautiful.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: She's got a little crush flavors. Still, I got a
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: big mus liar sark manip.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: God trying to get your attention.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Condiments check ketchup.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Is at full capacity, leave it low, Mustard is empty.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Jarvis, give me an update the planet.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, where's the restaurant chips? Right? Ninety
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: five percent?
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: Slim gems are at about sixty.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: It goes all in that like, okay, I've got enough hours.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Cherry Pepsi is at no capacity. The soup is cold, though.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: White hot soup up there.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Imagine of his favorite snacks were missing and at the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: end of the judgment, the people who were like prepping
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: his body were.
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: Like, They're like, oh, that's why I didn't get the
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: pringles were gonna do about Bill?
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: God, what you gonna do about that?
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Clearly still better be in there, that better be in
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: their judgment, still from the dead.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: He's not gonna.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: He's not really gonna take the.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Candy is critically low.
• 25:36
  Speaker 10: Candy critically.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Don't really have twelve package. What happens when they're out?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: I mean, you just have to have candy.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Why did you say critically?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Because it's a big problem, really big deal.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Only one TwixT is left left, his left, huge.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Warning warning. That was a fun scenario.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: All right, random question generator, Damn, we got one question
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: is that we're doing the best we can have we
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: ever gotten to We got no not today.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Started with past and.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: We got to two questions.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: No today because people make fun of people that are.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: All right, Pat, here's your random question. What's one place
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: you've traveled to that you never want to go back to.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: I saw that I saw come out, but.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: No, thank you. I'll stickle what I have.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: Dicket falls for me all the way. In general, I've
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: been there once. I didn't even unpack.
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: I didn't come. I saw, but I conquered that. I
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: didn't even.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Sign in, said just all vaginas. I didn't board the plane,
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: sitting there with the boarding last.
• 27:24
  Speaker 14: Call for vaginas, vaginas, love body.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Top of my.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: It's at the point where like that's the answer. Now
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: whatever that gets, you can answer and.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Say Tampa now, like Tampa next.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: Ye.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: It's just like I thought we were genuinely go oh man,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Really this has turned into like a chopic block, like
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: all right, here's your rddom question.
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: I couldn't have even prevented that if I said an answer,
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: went to.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: The parent everywhere alright to hear you're up, wait, I.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Gotta gis my breath, getting my black dy Somebody get
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: a seapack stud.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: The portable ones like an iron mad three.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: We're on the go.
• 29:06
  Speaker 13: You hear.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Why, but I saw the why tired. I'm just tired.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: All that start technology.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Takes the question trying to fractice, trying to get I'm
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a sleepy.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Man, so nobody.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Jarvis, how many interruptions did I have? Well, you were
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: up for an hour. You ordered a pizza, so I
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: don't know you were to start because you were just.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: In the bed.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: How many interruptions you actually had me order it?
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: I can play it back, Actually, Jarvis, three Pepperonis extra large.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: You're having a party, no.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Business, That's what happened.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I hate when I order room service at
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: a hotel and order myself that. How many guys are
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: doning Just bring it up, not even don't worry about
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: it for just bring me this.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: You don't need to know these things table offside. I
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: don't want.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: You just have extra cutlery because you didn't want to
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: be embarrassed.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Album at four four, So this is the king before.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: That's what people are here.
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: You put jackets on the chair to tell people are there,
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: and they come in. Okay, food there.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Boys wipe the water not even off.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: So we can see everything in it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: So there's no getting none of the bed. It's blocked off.
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: You can't not one of those, not one of those.
• 30:46
  Speaker 15: Just put it there and the maids as did. Yeah
• 30:52
  Speaker 15: I knew that, Pat. I mean, here here's your question.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Just got execute.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Love gotta look no, no, I love you, you know
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: you love liars?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: All right? Here's yours here, just says pet peeves, somers, vegetables.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: When you're in my cage, people.
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: Something about it has been a long time since I
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: see my back and I do got this.
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: I'm still screaming here saying Patrick, I ain't got a dick.
• 31:45
  Speaker 13: Everybody you make fro follow me, fries up, little god.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Ship, got like three row.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: I ride.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: I'm riding the firing revenge.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: The Smurfs so good. Oh pizza or tacos pizza? Now
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: that was pretty.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: That was pretty hard to get nothing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: There's really nothing to get you, all right. Mine is
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: in your group of friends. What role do you play?
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Mama bear, punch your bag?
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: La tain't daddy.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: It depends on what group of friends.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: There ain't no friends. We're gonna keep the grounded and
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: the humble. There's no missing have on stage. We know
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: man that he's on his bread.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: keV on snacks in some circles.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: He's a nice shady space, a nice shady place to
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: rest your head.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Son.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Somebody said, the role you play is a Hawaiian role.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: You know that's not the role Pizza o l You
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: know that, and you know that was Ellie.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: It's sentiment roll.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: That's the same one.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: That is.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: All right, enough of that on the internet.
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: No, it's only thirty seven minutes more questions, round of questions.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Let's go all right, okay, ting about you, Patrick, what's
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: one of your favorite smells?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Cherry?
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: You know cherry boxes smells like come? So it does
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: it's tree come?
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: You would like.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: That?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: You want to run through the cherry blossoms?
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: I said cherry at first, so boom, I saw the openings.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: The only way cherries smell cherries.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well, let me let me do another one
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: because this only has like twenty eight questions.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, ship man, hurt mine too.
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: Dang man.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a random question generator. It was,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: but it only it's like repeated the same questions a
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: couple of times.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Is really not random questions generated, but it's you're flipping
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: through a list, a.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: List of questions.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: If you were offered the position of mayor of your city,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: say Louis, would you take it?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: No? You wouldn't want to help.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: What I could do?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: More help? Just me just donating, just ask your life
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: right now? Yeah?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: All right, he wants to be the man of Brisketville.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: That's up.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: Shut about the entry My leadership is needed elsewhere.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: I've seen the houses the.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Lane. He needs more leadership. They need a fucking voice.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: He saw is every where.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: They need to be focused, like abandoned lollipop buildings.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: The mayor of Antio.
• 36:10
  Speaker 9: Lost, Los Angeles, New Pork.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: My favorite group is the Locks.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: You know, the one that bagels because you're the Locks.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Just man, uh.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Seattle, go to the next Verson, go to Loop. All right,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: what board game do you like the most?
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Monopoly?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Cool? You're just answering fast.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: No Monopoly.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I like to take over. That's a toxic game.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Because you could swindle, you could steal, you could have
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: do all the good.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Show monopolies New York.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, h all right, who's next? You me kidding?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: If you get rid of the world of one disease,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: what would it be If you could.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Get the word diabetes so you eat as much sugar
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: as he wants.
• 37:20
  Speaker 11: The pig flutes wouldn't affect its life, braby, so he
• 37:33
  Speaker 11: could freely bite who he likes any time, any night.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Gonna take my leg.
• 37:39
  Speaker 13: Take.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: If you want to submit a question, do the internet
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I kept on stage.
• 37:48
  Speaker 10: Come on camp saying with your breast, say you'd be
• 38:00
  Speaker 10: like the dude tim carry like ah right, smokeinglease itzale.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: She's single as a slide just a fat Listen to
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: hair boy if he had a neck, I will grabbing.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Show off his back. It's like the back run off,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: trying to grab you the slide off. Oh it's too much.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Back to hear more. He eats more, he eats more.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: I got We all gave it a silent laugh because
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: it was like the bomb was funny. But keep the silence.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: I don't give it to them.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: We like switched laugh modes like I usually laugh like.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: This, but.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: To hurt his feelings more, I have a laugh like
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: this is.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: My laughing action.
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: Now with you laugh, I want you to understand the difference,
• 39:22
  Speaker 10: and don't you misstand even though this is a natural reaction,
• 39:25
  Speaker 10: somehow I switched it.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: To slight you even more, like my forger was gonna chase.
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