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War Dogs - Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #116 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Alrighty, how's it going? Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back? To the Son of a Boy Dad podcast today.
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  Speaker 4: It is Monday, twenty second, May twenty seconds. It was
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  Speaker 4: the twenty fifth. We are here in New York City,
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  Speaker 4: the Big Apple.
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  Speaker 1: You just had a text message to our group saying
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  Speaker 1: can I get let in? I'm at the glassdoor and
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  Speaker 1: no one was there to let me in. Yeah, no
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  Speaker 1: fucking work. I think around this place. I now check
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  Speaker 1: the fuck out. Everyone's watching the Dozen live. Yeah, sad.
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  Speaker 1: What were you out there getting? What were you in
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  Speaker 1: the big world getting?
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to get my medication and they said,
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  Speaker 4: we don't have your medication, So now I have to
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  Speaker 4: go back.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we gave that shit up a long time ago. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: Now still on it?
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  Speaker 4: Antidepressants?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, really yes, damn Bro. That bums me out
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  Speaker 1: so bad. Bro, Why Okay.
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  Speaker 4: They do literally nothing really, Yeah, but it.
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  Speaker 1: Just is a safety blanket to have them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, you take them every day, so.
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  Speaker 1: They maybe they are doing something you just don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I haven't taken them in like a week,
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  Speaker 4: and my leg is hurt, and I think it's because
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  Speaker 4: of that. Really, you get like withdrawals from them in
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  Speaker 4: your legs, get like you get like achy and like
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  Speaker 4: flu symptoms in your so muscles weak muscles. Is it
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  Speaker 4: like a point on your leg that hurts or just
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  Speaker 4: your whole leg?
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  Speaker 1: My legs are just achy. You need to get back
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  Speaker 1: on the anti des I know.
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  Speaker 4: I guarantee I'll take them and it'll go away instantly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's got you? Showed down? Brother? Nothing?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not down at all. My legs just hurt and
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  Speaker 4: I've said, oh shit, I haven't taken this stuff in
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  Speaker 4: a couple of weeks or like a week.
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  Speaker 1: Can you take those recreationally?
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  Speaker 4: No, it would do nothing. Really, It takes like three
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  Speaker 4: weeks for them to even kick in.
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  Speaker 1: That's how fucking all drugs should be. Yeah, that's smart.
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  Speaker 1: People can't just abuse it. That's how painkillers should be.
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  Speaker 1: You should be like you still you still want to
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  Speaker 1: hurt in three weeks? Yeah, you come back and talk.
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  Speaker 4: To Yeah, exactly, it's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Nate was hit me up for painkillers, dude, he was desperate.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how he didn't get painkillers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know either.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it was just like small breaks. Maybe it's just
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  Speaker 4: like if you don't put pressure on it, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Hurt our coworkers foot exploded when he put it down
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  Speaker 1: on the ground when he walked on it. That gives
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  Speaker 1: me the same fear that sinkholes give me. That like,
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  Speaker 1: just at any time, it could be waiting underneath you
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  Speaker 1: to fuck you up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, when we were in Iceland, we were when
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  Speaker 4: we were fishing, we were like walking around in the
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  Speaker 4: lake or in the in the river. The you would randomly,
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  Speaker 4: you would just take a step in, your whole leg
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  Speaker 4: would go in and you'd be like sinking. You'd have
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  Speaker 4: to use like all of your strength. Yeah, it was crazy, really,
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  Speaker 4: it was. It was insane.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you both your legs would be stuck and
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  Speaker 4: then you come out of you to be soaked in mud.
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  Speaker 1: They said that used to happen in Ireland all the
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  Speaker 1: time in the bogs. Dudes would just try and run
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  Speaker 1: through the bogs and they just get caught in the
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  Speaker 1: bogs and die in the les.
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  Speaker 4: Just like one random step and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: you're just sinking down.
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  Speaker 1: You're just dead. Yeah, it sucks, fossilized in fucking bog. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just completely, Chris, dogs aren't even deep though, I think
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  Speaker 1: the bogs are deceptively deep, dude. No, why would this
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  Speaker 1: tour guide in Ireland?
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  Speaker 4: Lie, maybe they go up to like you. They probably
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  Speaker 4: up to like your waists.
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  Speaker 1: But if you get caught at your waist and you
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  Speaker 1: can't walk anymore and you're in the middle of a
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  Speaker 1: fucking bog yeah and county fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Well, then the problem is that you're getting lower because
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  Speaker 4: you're going because you're just sinking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird. It's a weird feeling. It's not fun.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever fear for your life while you were
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  Speaker 1: out in Iceland?
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  Speaker 4: No, but there was one time. It's not even that.
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  Speaker 4: I just worry about falling because if you fall with
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  Speaker 4: waiters on, then they like fill up with water and
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  Speaker 4: then you just like sink.
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  Speaker 1: Your boys would have saved you, bro, You're you're skinny, strong,
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  Speaker 1: boys would have saved We're all spread out. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have had time. You would have had to holler for them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's like what my buddy said.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, dude, don't fall because if you fall,
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  Speaker 4: then your your waiters will fill up. You have like
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  Speaker 4: a belt, but even that, like that'll it'll break through that.
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  Speaker 1: I love advice, like don't drop this, Yeah, don't fall.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, no, ship. Dude, I'm not gonna fucking plan
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  Speaker 1: on dropping this.
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  Speaker 4: It was playing on its hell though, walking through the
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  Speaker 4: water like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're just dry trudging and you go up
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  Speaker 1: to like here that is fucking sick.
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  Speaker 4: And you're just kind of just drifting through the water
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  Speaker 4: like you're like like swimming, but you're not.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of a superpower.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool, it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: They said that when we went on this fucking jet
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  Speaker 1: ski thing that you could wear like a wet or
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  Speaker 1: a dry suit. Yeah, it didn't work at all. It
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  Speaker 1: just really it just soaked you.
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  Speaker 4: There's all like rain jackets, a lot of them just
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  Speaker 4: don't work. Like they worked for like fifteen minutes and
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden you're just soaked.
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  Speaker 1: It's an absolute fraud industry. Tarps wh I was underneath
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  Speaker 1: the tarp recently, Tyler saw, dude, the fucking tarp just
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  Speaker 1: the water just went through the tarp, just fucking blasted
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  Speaker 1: me in the face. Yeah, yeah, I got them. I
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  Speaker 1: got fucking boot cocky. Yeah, it's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: And I used to play golf in high school. We
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  Speaker 4: would wear we would play like nine holes in the
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  Speaker 4: rain and you would be wearing rain pants, a rain jacket,
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  Speaker 4: and like rain gloves, and by the end of it
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  Speaker 4: you were a whole. You were just completely soaking wet.
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  Speaker 1: It is bullshit. I think the only.
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  Speaker 4: Rain jackets that were are the ones from like the
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  Speaker 4: Old Sailor movies that are just yellow.
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  Speaker 1: Yellow ones. Yeah, they yellow. I think the rain is
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  Speaker 1: afraid of the yellow. That's what those things are.
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  Speaker 4: They're like plastic. It's like tupperware.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are fully tupperwar it in. Yeah, you melt
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  Speaker 1: in a microwave and jackets, you'd be fucked. Damn bro.
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  Speaker 1: What else you've been up to? Where were you at
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  Speaker 1: this weekend? Cleveland and Detroit?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, not much happened.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, Cleveland's probably my favorite city in Ohio. Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: was great, Cleveland Rocks Club was awesome. Great hospitals up there, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: really good, hot, like world class hospitals. If I'm dying,
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  Speaker 1: take me to Cleveland.
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  Speaker 4: I contemplated like hurting myself so I wouldn't have to
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  Speaker 4: go to Detroit, and they're just getting shipped over to
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  Speaker 4: Cleveland hospitals.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's such a good day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's better than anything in Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a nice stretch, Like the fucking Cleveland hospitals
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  Speaker 1: are plush. Yeah, it's more expensive to stay there than
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  Speaker 1: the fucking hotels downtown. Yeah, it's impossible a spot in
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  Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, why were you so anti Detroit though?
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  Speaker 4: It's just not a good city. I mean it's like
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  Speaker 4: the crowds. The crowds were awesome, the shows went very well.
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  Speaker 4: It was a very fun time.
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  Speaker 1: But so what's wrong with the city?
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  Speaker 4: Everything outside of that room? What about wrong with that city?
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  Speaker 4: How do we fix everything outside of the active comedy
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  Speaker 4: show was bad?
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's good parts of Detroit. I think
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  Speaker 1: that there is.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think there is that's that tree was good.
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  Speaker 1: The fucking we were in the nicest part of Detroit
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  Speaker 1: that you guys went to. Yeah, what who else was there?
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  Speaker 1: It was mooved there, Yeah, mok.
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  Speaker 4: And then this kid Aiden McCluskey.
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you guys eat? What kind of restaurants did you
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  Speaker 1: guys find? We didn't.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't eat the whole time we went point A
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  Speaker 4: to point B, every single time, just fatt ate at
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  Speaker 4: the club.
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  Speaker 1: I would eat, I would get room service. Damn, bro,
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  Speaker 1: that you probably didn't explore the city at all. You
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  Speaker 1: should have gone to the shelter.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone was like, dude, don't don't go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 4: Like, before I went, I was talking to people in
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  Speaker 4: New York and they were like, don't They were like
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  Speaker 4: the shelter in place.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like, don't even walk. It's safe right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, They're like, the club's a ten minute walk.
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  Speaker 1: Don't walk.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, you have to uber.
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  Speaker 1: What the who the fuck were you talking to?
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  Speaker 4: Apparently another comedian got like held up walking to the club.
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  Speaker 4: He got surrounded.
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  Speaker 1: What what a square ass comedians were you talking to?
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  Speaker 4: That comedian is actually a big comedian, I'm not gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: And they got held up on the way to the club,
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  Speaker 1: held up, they were flashing cash. Yeah, they must have
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  Speaker 1: been a big comedian. Was it Kevin hart Yeah it
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  Speaker 1: was Kevin Hardy got held up physically, Yeah, by his ankle, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got held up on Pride Rock. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 1: that bad. You can walk when we were there, I was,
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  Speaker 1: I took like a two mile walk to the heart
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  Speaker 1: of the city. Don't give you a hard time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not crazier than where you like Hell's Kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: No, but the thing is we were talking about this.
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  Speaker 4: The thing the difference between that and a city like
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  Speaker 4: Detroit is that when you're walking through like I'll walk
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  Speaker 4: home from the stand at two in the morning and
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  Speaker 4: no fear the entire time, because you're walking on these
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  Speaker 4: streets where there's like six hundred cars passing every minute.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So it's like, if someone pulled a gun on me,
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  Speaker 1: I would hope that someone would stop and save you.
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  Speaker 4: You would like call the police or something. Detroit, there's
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  Speaker 4: just no one on the street. You're scared of the
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  Speaker 4: free world, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much. Yeah, you're scared of three one three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen eight miles. Dude, I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: get fucking jumped.
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  Speaker 1: If it was safe enough for Eminem to grow up there,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking safe enough, dude.
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  Speaker 4: He gets jumped like eight times in that movie, and
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  Speaker 4: safe enough.
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  Speaker 1: He makes a billion off of it. Yeah, he makes
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  Speaker 1: a billion. I don't need to be into a great rap.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need that.
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  Speaker 4: I already a ma at the show. I don't need
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  Speaker 4: to be getting jumped to get to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine how good your fucking stand up could be if
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  Speaker 1: you just got this ship eiat out of you. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: any had those life experiences too, draw and I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't think he would make me good at stand up.
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  Speaker 4: It would probably make me be like, yeah, I'm done
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  Speaker 4: with this.
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  Speaker 1: He would turn you into the joker.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd probably like leave cities and just go move
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  Speaker 4: to the suburbs to be scared in the suburbs. I
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  Speaker 4: got scared of my apartment last night for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: Because you were all alone.
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  Speaker 4: Because I was all alone, and I was looking down
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  Speaker 4: my hallway and I was like, Oh, I got a
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  Speaker 4: creepy ass hallway in your own apartment, super creepy we're
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  Speaker 4: scared of, like super skinny and tall. And I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: there's gonna be a dude there. And then I triple
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  Speaker 4: locked my door. My door has three locks. It's got
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  Speaker 4: the knoblock, the bolt lock, and then the chain. Because
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  Speaker 4: you triple locked.
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  Speaker 1: It, you must have had Sunday scaries something fierce. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it was.
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  Speaker 4: I was watching a lot of Vietnam movies, but I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't really worried about that. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: I just got like freaked out.
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  Speaker 1: Just checking your hallway for like traps that you drop into. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: did the Vietnam movies tell you about those traps?
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  Speaker 4: Oh well I already knew about that. Yeah, they had
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  Speaker 4: some crazy there was. Everything was booby trapped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like falling and it's just like a strip
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  Speaker 1: of spikes that just PILs you beyond.
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  Speaker 4: Is the Vietnam one where they were, they were they
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  Speaker 4: would use the they would use the band it must
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  Speaker 4: have been. They would use bamboo, like they would sharpen
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  Speaker 4: bamboo and they would stick it all together with mud
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  Speaker 4: and then they would fill the bamboo with like elephant poop,
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  Speaker 4: I think, because it was like poisonous once it got
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  Speaker 4: into your bloodstream. So this like big ball of just
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  Speaker 4: bamboo and shit would swing down from a tree and
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  Speaker 4: you just die.
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  Speaker 1: You got to hand it to the viet Cong, bro, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's creative as hell. Yeah, well they fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: I mean like they they don't at any point the
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  Speaker 4: noological war because they don't care. They also don't care
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  Speaker 4: about their people. So it was like there was no
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  Speaker 4: way they were going to lose that war. No, there wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: They were like all they were like they weren't scared
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  Speaker 1: to die.
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  Speaker 4: Way more people die, I think more Vietnamese people died
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  Speaker 4: than Americans, but Americans were like, this is fucked. Fifty
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  Speaker 4: thousand dudes are dead, and Vietnam was like, yeah, we're
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  Speaker 4: still fucking pumping dudes through too, Like we don't give
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  Speaker 4: a shit.
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  Speaker 1: They're like making people have more babies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like this is like, well, we'll go forever.
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  Speaker 1: Just fucking like yeah. Yeah, like Rosy the Riveter, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: instead of trying to manufacture gun parts, she just trying
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  Speaker 1: to fuck Yeah. It was nuts. What has what's giving
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  Speaker 1: you the history? Itch? Nothing?
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  Speaker 4: Just like watching war movies?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but are you watching documentaries or like, uh, like
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  Speaker 1: Deer Everywhere? Deer Hunter is a sick Vietnam movie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe the best one.
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  Speaker 4: Tragic Long too three hours?
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  Speaker 1: What are other good ass no movies? Platoon? Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. The fourth of July Full Metal Jacket. He's been
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  Speaker 4: born on the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: I just watched that this weekend. Yeah, it's a crazy one.
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  Speaker 4: It's sick Tom Cruise. It's probably Tom Cruise's best performance
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  Speaker 4: because it's not like a cheesy He's not like a
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  Speaker 4: cheesy like movie star.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that a bartender? Yeah, he's like a. He's like
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  Speaker 1: a vet.
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  Speaker 4: It's not really about the war as much as it
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  Speaker 4: is post war in him. Like coming home after getting paralyzed.
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  Speaker 1: Does he like play shell shocked afterwards, like fucking like
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  Speaker 1: show someone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's getting in a lot of fights because he's
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  Speaker 4: drink getting heavy. Fuck yeah, and they and like they don't.
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  Speaker 4: He comes home and he's like a super light like
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  Speaker 4: patriotic and stuff like join the war, didn't get it,
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  Speaker 4: didn't get drafted, just joined up. And then he gets
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  Speaker 4: back and he's paralyzed and everyone's like, yo, fuck you dude,
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  Speaker 4: Like they don't give a shit about him spitting off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they're like fuck you. He's getting like flipped off going
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  Speaker 4: down the street.
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  Speaker 1: That was so uh. I had to be a jar.
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• 13:46
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• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a gnarly punt, like social justice people are
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: crazy now, but that type of is like that's hard.
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: Course, Like everyone he knows died and he comes back
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: and they're just like, you're a piece of shit. Yeah,
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: he's like, what are you guys talking about?
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Yea, having left thinking you're a hero and coming back
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: and people are mad at you and you castards.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: But then he becomes super anti war too. Yeah, true story,
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: it's about this. I forgot his name is like Ron
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: something Rob maybe I don't know, but he's like he's
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: still alive, and I looked up what the dude does
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: today and he was just like, he plays that, he
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: plays the piano in gardens.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: He's definitely high as hell. He's a peaceful guy now.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: He's like he wrote, he like was a huge part
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: of the anti war movement.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Putting flowers and bayonets and shing like that. Yeah, to Tom,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Cruise is a little bit too cute to play like
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: a grizzled Vietnam.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: That I can show you what he looks like in
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: the movie. Definitely is not too cute.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I think he's a little bit too cute. He kind
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: of reminds me of Ted a little bit, like the
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. Yeah, from the movies Who do you think
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: wins in a fight? Tom Cruise in this movie or
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Ted from Ted? He does not look too cute at all.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: I think Ted would whip this dude's ass.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: No, this guy's he's he's he's nuts in it. It's crazy.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: I think it's a really depressing movie.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Most Vietnam war movies are, though I.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Know they're not upbeat like the World War One movies.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: No, not like the modern movies are. Like they make
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: them seem like it's like the coolest thing in the world.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Like cool ass haircuts. Yeah, they're like dying cool. Yeah,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: and they all have like cool gear.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: What was the movie that had's that's the only reason
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: you join up is to rock the gear? Yeah, to
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: be carrying a rocks at night vision? Like, oh, should
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: I get these night vision goggles?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Check out this knife?
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: In these movies are like, here's like a gun that
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: you have to pour gunpowder into.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Here's a hole. Yeah. Hat that's also going to save
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: your life. Yeah, and they're just wearing like jeans. Don't
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: get shot at while you're eating soup. You can only
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: have one. Yeah. Yeah, they are wearing like stupid ass
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: clothes cut off some ship, probably experimenting with their sexuality
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: out there, experimenting with heroin. Definitely, they're all doing heroin,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: which sounds awesome. Yeah, I wonder if uh, Yeah, they
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: were all like skinny out there, like it was a different.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: There's they're like not eating, they're doing all doing heroin.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: I mean everyone's doing hero The.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Bugs must have been terrible.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that's raining all the time.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: There's no spray on bugspray, And they didn't have like
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: a miss like an SPST or I don't know what
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: people did before that. Miss I don't know. Miss sunscreen
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: and miss bug spray are like two of the most important.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Probably just died.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: Aren't do Mosquitoes kill like the most they're like the
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: most dangerous creature on earth.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, carrying diseases and ship like that. Yeah, that must
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: have been brutal.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Did your town ever get sprayed? Our town used to
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: get sprayed every fall. No, and they just come over
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: in like planes and just.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Crop.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they would be like close your windows tonight because
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: we're we're spraying the town.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Or you'll die. Yeah, because it was for what is it?
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: What is it? Triple E? Is that what it's called?
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: The really bad one?
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: It was?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's just a message for a while.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we got sprayed.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: We got sprayed all the time.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what is couldn't leave your dogs outside for a Yeah?
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: What it's like you had something come in our backyard
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: just like sprailed the trees for the backyard.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, we had like I think it was like they
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: just flew over how serious fly bys.
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: It was like we couldna go to certain parks.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: No one ever got it. But I was horrified. Yeah,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: I was horrified.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: It was like parks were closed at night for like
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: a week because.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: If the dogs had stayed outside, would they have definitely croaked?
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: No, it was probably just they don't get like sick
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: from the from the spread spray. But dude, the fucking.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Your dog's orange? Oh my god, what kind of dog
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: is that?
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I was, Dude, they were I remember my mom being
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: like I remember that and like carbon monoxide were like
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: two ones that I just feared a lot because everyone
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, carbon monoxide, you just go to sleep
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: and you never wake up. And then similar to quicksand Yeah,
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: similar to quicksand yeah, exactly the same type of thing.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: It's just like an unknown fear. It's just like could
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: creep up on it might be underneath you at any time. Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: And then triple E was like you're like, yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: You get bit and then you just die, yeah, like tomorrow. Yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: And when you're young, you're just walking around with like
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: seventy active mosquito bites and you're like, well, there's a
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: good chance that one of these is triple E.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I've heard a Zica like that too.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I think Zica just has might be the exact same thing.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: To be honest, I think, well, Zeka is like, uh,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: it scares the beaches because like if you get it
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: affects your pregnancy. Yeah, I think triple too. That's what
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: There's a good chance of those are the exact same thing.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Might be when people like don't go on women like
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: don't go on vacations if they're trying to get pregnant
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: because they're worried Zica's gonna give their baby the fucking
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Stewie griffin head. Yeah, yeah, that's the football baby. There's
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: more just giving birth to the football baby is just
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: that's daunting. Triple E ratern be cute.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Well I can't pronounce any of those words. Uh, what
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: are the symptoms.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Created in a Chinese lad? What the fuck? Yeah?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: A sudden onset of fever, chills, and muscle or joint aches.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I might have that right now.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: The product of gain of function research.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: It was like that, and swine flu had like back
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: to back runs of just mass hysteria.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Swine flu never scared me, not us, but it was
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: like true the same way.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ebola to bird flu.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: MRSA con Yeah, Cony was a big deal. I remember
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: watching that documentary on YouTube and being like, we're done.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: We all have to go fucking fight in the war.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have to join Coney's army. What's your birthday?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Why don't we do this?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: There's like a thing that would tell you if you
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: were drafted in the Vietnam War, and only I was not,
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: My number wasn't picked. What's your birthday?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: April twenty fifth?
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: April twenty fifth.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It was just everybody that had that same birthday. I
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: think that would make me believe in horoscopes.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Oh you were not called scorpia. We need what's your scorpios? Yeah,
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Taurus is just are compatible with war.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't work out.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: See I don't know if this is right, because no
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: numbers get called. Oh what's your birthday?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: What is ten?
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: No October? No two oh one? Not called the fuck
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: bro Tyler November twelve.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Birthday parties in Vietnam must have been.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Said, none of these are called. One of our numbers
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: was called.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: The platoon all has the same birthday. Yeah, yeah, fucking
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: look up what numbers? That's so for one day, it's
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: so fun. It's our birthday month, so we're not fighting
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: taking some time off.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean it makes sense because it's you're pretty
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: much you have a one in three hundred and fifty
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: chance of getting called or three sixty What do you mean.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It's just only one day gets called. No, but you
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: only have one birthday? Yeah, but uh, I don't think
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: that's how it works. That is how it works.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: It was three hundred and sixty six numbers, but that
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: doesn't and one in three and sixty five, So that
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: doesn't mean that that's your chance of getting called.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That's exactly your chance of getting called no book.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Oh oh oh oh, I say, yeah yeah, because they
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: have what they have, they lunch names.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: So if it's like thirty percent of people get called,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: that means you have a thirty chance. I don't fucking know, says.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: The lowest numbers were called first. The rest was entirely
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: at random.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What birthdays search what birthdays were called.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: For Vietnam Vietnam draft lottery data. This is fucking okay,
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: here we go, just to be the episode. Yes, it
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: was a lot of like January, February, March. Yeah, it
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: was all early months. Yikes, not dud.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: There was not that many days called. They're like checking
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: your ID at the fucking VA office or whatever. People
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: dodging pretending they had a different birthday. That's what's your birthday.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. I was like a dog. You
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: just had to guess what birthdays were drafted. Damn dude.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe they were just drafting people up, just
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: making people fight. I guess they're doing that in the
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Ukraine right now. I guess they're just grabbing people up
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: and being like, hey, like we're gonna need you to fight,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: and if you don't fight, We'll kill you.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're doing that in Ukraine. I thought they had
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: a bunch of volunteers in Ukraine.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: But then I think that they were like, what the
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: hell are we doing?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: It was like American dudes going over, dudes who like
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: played airsoft a log growing up air Yeah, and they're like,
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: let's getting some action. And then Russia just came over,
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: just blowing them to shreds.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: What I thought it would be. Yeah, they just are
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: dropping like Palette sot Freed of Hot Cheetahs. Yeah, a
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: fucking nerd ropes crazy. These boys are good as long
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: as you get him a bunch of twizzlers. Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: I was playing Call of Duty last night and I
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: was going with more of a Hacksaw Ridge method. Hacksaw
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Ridges hands only, it's dope, straight medic.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Is Hacksaw Ridge the movie where they're like climbing up ladders.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's World War two, I think though. And uh,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: it's a religious ass movie.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah a little bit. Any of that movie sucks, yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: but it gets gnarly to it's crazy. Yeah. Good airplane movie. Yeah.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Isn't that a movie where someone's like hagg gets blown
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: off and they keep climbing or some shit like that.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe one of the wonders of the human body that
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: like if your head gets all the way blown off,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: your body will stay.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Body's still in action for like a little bit. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: mean there's certain shit when it's.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Like your your body.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like like titans like what was in Shawshank Redemption.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Whereas if you if you puncture someone directly through the ear,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: their jaw like collapses at like maximum like the maximum
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: strength that can possible for people.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I think that's why boxers wear mouthguards probably bite their
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: tongue hitting the side of the head. It's nuts.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: And then you ship everywhere and you die. That was
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: another thing that I learned that was like a big one.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: It's like, if you die, you're just gonna you ship everywhere.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's probably not entirely true.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: No, it's true.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: It's probably like if you have to ship, if.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You were back, if you were if you were about
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: to ship and you die, if you ship right before
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you die, your body does.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Like, imp you killed me right now. There's no way
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I'd be like coming up with more ship. It's just
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: spawning in there.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Guy, there's no ship to be ship. That's what your
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: soul turns into yeah, there's just one big ship. Your
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: soul just crystallizes into one slimy ass turn lides out
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: of nasty about five minutes after.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: You got someone's job at like the morgueper Definitely.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like nurses. Nurses are just wiping ass all
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Big ass too, because it's always a dude who can't
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: wipe his ass physically.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Or lady, yeah, or lady in fucking hospitals, they did. Yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: that's where they save it for bedpants. Gross, just lighting
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: up a bedpant. Yeah, terrible. They really don't tell you
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: that in nursing school. Now, what if nurses think that
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: they're about to get into it's got to be the baker.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I think they probably watched They watched like and they
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: were like, I'm gonna be saving lives.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck a doctor. Yeah, I'm gonna hot doctor
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: hot brain in three years like light salt and pepper,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: doctor blue eyes.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: And then in reality it's just like obese students who
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: are like, needs you to wipe the fucking there's just
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: ship all over my ass.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Leaving to nursing school is like the dude who went
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: to Vietnam. I'm gonna be a hero. And then he
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: comes back and fucking some ladies yelling at him for
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: not wiping her ass. Right, they have used the jaws
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: of life to open his cheek.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: The guys, and they're all fucking drugged up, so they're
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: just saying the craziest ship.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stupid fucking bitch, dude, that's what it's like, wipe
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: my ass better. Yeah, it is a lot of that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: A lot of people senile. Yeah, like fight a nurse.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: My grandpa. My grandpa had back surgery. He was like
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: that for a while. Made you go see him and
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: he'd be like normal, and then out of nowhere he
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: would just be like, goddamn nurses.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I get in pissed that they were dude nurses. And
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: then I guarantee that like your grandpa's like kids are
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: like these fucking nurse we gotta go somewhere else, we
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: gotta go to a different facility. These nurses are. He
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: was very loopy.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: It was not it was no one was like, yeah,
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: you're right, the nurses, I think you were all kind
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: of like, yeah, this is insane.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: She's gonna get fucking kicked out of here. What that
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: must happen. People must get kicked out. Oh yeah, maybe, dude.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: If you ever there's like a whole Reddit page designated
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: to like pete Nurses who like dudes will like confess
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: a bunch of shit to them right before they die. Yes,
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I have seen that and it's dogs and they're like, yeah,
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: I killed fucking seventy people back in nineteen.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I really didn't feel bad about that. Yea.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the only person I've ever told and they didn't.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: They just go for the line goes flat.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Well I don't have to worry. Yeah, you sit with
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: that information. Would you tell them? Could you say that?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Could you tell them all that I'm sorry you break
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the news.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can be the one to break that news.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna all my crimes are racially motivated.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fucking nuts.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Census fear. That's the funniest job.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: They made it seem like it happens like all the time.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Definitely, people, it's literally like a thing like holding some
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: shit to your day. Yeah. People are pussies for that though.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You got to just go to the grave with it.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, trying to unburden yourself.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Also, if I was about to die, that'd be the
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: last thing I'd be thinking about it. I wouldn't be like,
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess I've also never murdered anybody, so
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: maybe maybe that is something that sticks to your mind
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: for a while. Yeah, but I think I would be like, yeah, well,
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: describe got away with it, Describe the pan Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Describe one night in Harris to me throwing the KK
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: ray Jane, when last time? Oh man, what times? Yeah,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: it sucks that you even have to go to a
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: nursing home. That's a shitty uh progression of life.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: But then you get out, like some people get out.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: If my grandpa got out, he escaped, he broke through
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: multiple times.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: He was in prison lockdown.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was in and out for a while and
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: now he's out, probably for good. I would have to guess, Like, dude,
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: my grandpa had like the old people are just nuts.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: My grandpa had a stroke and him and his wife
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: both really like, well, we'll go in the morning. So
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: they just slept it off, like naked, like drove to
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: the hospital in the morning.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sleeping off a stroke. I think strokes.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, you don't think it obviously it wasn't like
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: a bad stroke.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the it's the more you read, the more
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: it seems like lots of people get strokes and like
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: at a certain age you like have some type of cancer.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely, Like if you get to seventy five,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: like there's something in there's something in there that's floating
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: around those canters.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like ah yeah, I trying to think about that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: If it flows to the skin, you just like pop it. Yeah,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: it's like sticking a dog. Yeah, old dogs. Yeah, lumps
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: everywhere and it's fine. It's like just part of it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you get lump stress. What gives
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• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Bets listening to this podcast, Dude, you got our demographic breakdown.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: It's like ninety veterans of the show.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: It is. It has a lot of vets and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of uh like this and.
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  Speaker 4: Just have one episode where it's just firecrackers going off
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: the whole time, and and like basketball Sneakers.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Warning for vits and dogs.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: We're playing the fucking Lakers game live with fireworks going.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Off the squeaky yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: Fuck my favorite podcast, Betraying you guys and broad the
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: hell's going on twenty one gun salute for the vents.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: There's a full TikTok accounts that are like, uh Iraqi
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: war fights.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's just just online. Fully the whole Iraqi
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: War is on?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Is the Iraqi War?
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I know the Ukraine War is Like they're they're live
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: streaming it over there.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That shit is on a channel on Fuck It's on
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• 31:52
  Speaker 1: The whole wars on Mastadon. Yeah, you know what Macedon is.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I don't. Macedon is the liberal version of truth social
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: oh ship.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta get on Macedon.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I'm on both, bro, I think you're here a duel,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: your double agent. I'm a fucking that's not a man
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: diagram will fucking being on Mastadona.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: They will fuck you up if they find out which
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: side both.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Macedona is where you can watch the Ukraine ship. You
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: can see where your money's gone through. You see what
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you're paid for.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, that's terrible. You're a double agent.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: No, it's sick. It's sick to just hear because they
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: both have perfect echo chambers. Like why does Twitter suck now?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: It's because they're at Macedon and true social Twitter.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Fucking such dude. Twitter is like the worst app on
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: the Internet now by a lot.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: And there are there are people who are like so
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: it's so good what Elon Musk is doing it just
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: like I was.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I think I've said I think I said on this
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: podcast that if you care about Elon Musk on on Twitter,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: you're a loser because nothing will change.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: It is a terrible app.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Now, yeah, it's I just block accounts constantly.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You can watch like all of spy kids too, or
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: get baseball tweets and or just like it's like, dude,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: it's literally lively, or like yeah, there's a body on
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the train. It's dude, it's a terrible app.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Or it'll be like a post with like a basic
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: answer and the caption will be like why is my
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: brain not braining? Oh, and I'm like I and then
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: I just instantly close out and I go into a
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: different app.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I like this is so fucking you go back on mastadon. Yeah,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: that's where everybody's Yeah, I want I wish I could
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: like like blend them like a deck of cards that
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I was. I just want to, like it's gable, so
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I can watch them both at the same time, watch
• 33:32
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• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I might get on both of those.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: You really should, because that's where it's all happening. That's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: where the takes are. That's where like the fucking like
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the ideas everybody is like charged up still and excited
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: about ship instead of like jaded people being like, man,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I think I'm getting off Twitter. It's I really wonder.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: I wonder what the like the if it's declined a lot,
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: because it's just not It's not like I don't see
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: any tweets from anyone I follow. If you look at
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: one person's profile once, your entire timeline is there tweets
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: for the next week.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I see, uh Orioles tweets excluded. Yeah, I see so
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: many tweets about the Oriole dude dates. You can't believe it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: When Dave tweeted.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: The thing about me saying I was on his hate list,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I like looked at the tweet a bunch. I kept
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: on looking at it, And now my entire timeline is
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: just Dave's tweets, My entire like every single tweet, and
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: it's like it's like tweets from like six months ago.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, they totally fucked it up. It's really it's
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: like end wokeness. Yeah, leave me alone. Yeah, Oh it sucks.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: And it's all these like viral videos from so long ago.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you need, if you want to text, if
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: you want to scratch the it shift of text tweets, Yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: masted it on and true sociale.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Or just read it. Read it is so much better.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: There's some stuff on Reddit. Reddit has a nice home
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: for you, dude.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Reddit is the best to app by a mile. And
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Instagram is still not bad.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: If you stay off of a reels. Instagram's good reels
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: are pretty bad.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Reels are bad. I just haven't been using social media.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You're fucking enlightened.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Well, I haven't been too busy focusing on the goddamn war.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: It's way too much to think.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: About about nom Are we gonna bring our boys? I know?
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Seriously?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Is it's still going on? Who is press? Who's president?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: The videos you're watching? Nixon? Maybe? No, Truman? Who? I
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I forget who it is because I just remember they're
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: all chanting four more years.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me look it up. As a
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: budding history buff, you got to know. This first thing
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: you gotta do.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Is while I was getting into documentaries now, so I
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: don't really know all the details.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I guess Coolidge, no, bro, that's World War One?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Oh wait? Who was president? I think I looked up
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: the completely wrong question. It must have been Nixon.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Was a span of Truman and Eisenhower, Kennedy Johnson.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: This says Kennedy in the movie that I watched.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: It was Kennedy. Damn, bro, They just didn't give a fuck.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: They were just electing people.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, people, if you don't like America, get the
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: hell out.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Kennedy has got it with their.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Big slogan, and he's just like hammer and he's.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Like, get the hell out. Who was Tom Cruise? Oh? Really? Yeah?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: And then out of nowhere, he takes a turn and
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: he's like, yeah, the war sucks.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Damn, maybe he should get the hell out.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Then no, then he said they said to get the
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: hell out. I'm not going anywhere. I love America, but
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: the government is corrupt.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Fuck.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Well, at least that changed. At least the governments on
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the up and up. Now, Yeah, at least they were better.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: You can trust those guys. They finally drained the swamp totally.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I trust fucking politicians. You see Ted Cruz hoop against
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel. Bro, that's a trustworthy dude.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: No, that'll be making its way on Twitter in fucking
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: eight months.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: No, it's from you know who Cruz had moves like that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: It's from like seven years ago, yeah Jack see, yeah exactly.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It's just finally arriving on Twitter. What a shit app
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: At least they have their new fucking stupid ass CEO.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Now ate they're getting a lady right. Yeah, people could
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: not have been happy about that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It's actually super dope. They got a sheeo sheeo.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she'll fucking get the gore off of the timeline.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: I'm all set on gore for now.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need see people got to the Internet
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and now it's ruin.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I know where to get the gore if
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: I want to see the gore, and that Twitter was
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: not the place for that. It's disgusted, dude. I saw
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: things that were more horrific than anything I've ever seen
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: in my entire life. And it was one of those
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: things that I just like laid in bed and thought
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: about it for the next six hours, staring at the ceiling.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw one yesterday. If a guy underneath
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: the train, just like a leg sticking up from out
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: from a train. It's like had no there was no warning,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: it just it was it was that part of the video.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: When the video started, it wasn't like it it worked
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: its way up where I could.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: I saw, Yeah, it's dude's terrible. There's no like warning
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: or anything like at least Twitter, at least on what's
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: it Reddit, it's like NSFW not safe for work.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, give me a fucking say for work. Exactly.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: There was a shooting and I looked up the state
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: to see what happened, and it was just like full
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: on videos of the shooting.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: And it's, uh, there'll be a correction at the bottom
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: of the tweet. It'll be like five people get shot
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: in like Chicago, and then underneath it'll be like actually
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: seven people. Yeah. Yeah, it's like instead of having a
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: disclaimer before, they'll have like a correction afterwards. That just
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: like helps with nothing. Yeah, oh dude, it was terrible.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I remember I was in Iceland when I saw it,
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: and I had to tell my friends the next day
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: scroll and.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: They were like, they were like, I don't want to
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: hear anything about it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: It was at night, They're like, I don't want to
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: hear anything about it, and I was like, I have
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: to tell someone because this is destroying my mind.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I know, you're no better than the fucking old people. Unburdening.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I was unburdening myself fully, I was like I had to.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: They were pissed. I was like I had like I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: It was, dude, it was the most graphic thing I've
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: ever seen in my entire life.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: The next person you're about to tell about shocking is
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: that is going to be at the nursing home. Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you're it's going to be like, uh, sixty eight years
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: from now, and you're gonna, oh, I will.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: I probably will because I've never even I've never even
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: described what I saw and I never will. I don't
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: want to put you guys through that. And of course
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: the accounts that posted, they're like meme accounts, and they're
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: like one like equals one prayer.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I used to be able to. I used to go
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: to World Star and like watch some of that shit
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: on purpose when I had a little.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Dude, this was something that you have never even seen
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: and you will never see.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: The fact now that it gets sprung on you makes
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you appreciate how uh TikTok's not showing you that shit.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: No, no, dude, I might get back on TikTok.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the Chinese are protecting me. Yeah, dude, it is bad.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: It is so fucked up. The Chinese are protecting my
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: childish little brain.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with like I'd rather see fucking videos of dudes
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: like chopping up soap than see gore. And I'm not
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: like a gore is not something that I'm like, ah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: I can't watch, I can't get blood.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: This was like I almost threw up.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, like people's heads exploding, yeah, literally, people's heads exploding
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: like some like to go trip yeah stick under train tracks,
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: like you know what's about to happen it's and then
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: then the under it it's people just like being like
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: arguing about politics and it's like, dude, what the fuck
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: is going on? Elon, he's fucking us.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: TikTok is uh yeah. TikTok's way safer until you get
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: into like the live videos.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you just scroll past those though. There's never
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: been a good live video on any of those apps.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: And it's like someone backle it with like a fucking
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: dress on and like you can see their like dick
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: hanging between their legs. What the fuck?
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: It's like the BTK Killer live on fucking TikTok.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like what the fuck is in this,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: but everything else is dope. It's just like this shit.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I actually want sports and like stuff I care about.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just back on like YouTube, YouTube's the best, It'll
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: always be the best.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You said eight things are the best.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Reddit and YouTube is the all, and Instagram and truth
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: social and truth and and mass on. I think I
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: think you might be one of three active users on
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: mastadon because I have never even heard that word.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: But because you're not in the limb circles. It's it's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: like the blue hair, purple hair, green hair. It's like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: what is your hair color? And you can pick from
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: a drop act brown doesn't exist on the blonde doesn't exist.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: That's so fu roy g bibb, Like, what's your hair color?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: How do you identify? That's hilarious. It's fucking sick. It's
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: just ideas. It's just other people's ideas, and it's just
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: a complete other side. It really lets you having both
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: of them that you like balance out perfectly. Yeah, I
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: gotta get on that. It kind of just floods your
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: brain with these.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: We're just not or I just won't, I just will stop.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Is a giggle fest, though.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've just been focusing too much recently on the
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: war the real issues.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Did I tell you that? I got blacked out and
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: ordered a book of like Trump's letters, No, the letters
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: that people wrote to Trump.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, actually maybe you did it like a coffee table book.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: It finally got there. My wife's like, what that's so funny,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: that's hilarious. It's not on our coffee. I'm not surprised her.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Sh it's like how to make like a peaceful home? Yeah,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: just letters of Trump. I was like him just like
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: flexing his early letters from Alec Baldwin, be like, see
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: this guy used to like me. Trump's back in the
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: fucking mix. So's r FK. I don't know who that is.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: It's like Robert Kennedy's son. Oh, and I think he's trying.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: He might be trying to run for president, but I
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: think he has like a fucking gravelly ass fucking like
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: but you need that doom voice, we need that. I
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: think people are saying they're not going to vote for
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: him because he sounds like the terminator that.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you see Trump's video about the Ukraine War?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: They were like, who do you want to win the
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Ukraine War? And he was like, I don't want anyone
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: to win the war. I want the war to end.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: And they were they wanted me to say Russia so bad,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: and they kept on asking him about Russia and he's like, no,
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: but I don't want anyone to win. I want it
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: to stop. I want people to stop dying.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: That's a good age. I was a good answer.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: It's a great It was a great answer, and they
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: were and they just kept on being like, but if
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: you had to pick one winner, if you had to
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: pick one person to win, who would you want it
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: to be?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Damn?
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: And he just kept on being like, I don't want
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: anyone to win.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? He was like, that's why he's
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: getting my vote. In twenty twenty four, very great kid,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Little Satisfied, Come on Upoude like.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: The Nelk Boys them on the podcasts, a weekly guest, a.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Little pimp, a good rapper, little pimp. Oh man, that's
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: fucking sick. Did you see him have like a town
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: hall on CNN?
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: No?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: And then the lady who did that town hall, she
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: was born in nineteen ninety two. Now she's like an
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: anchor on CNN. Yeah, because of that off the strength
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: of it. But then they like before she even got hired,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: they dug up her old tweets and she was dropping fie.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Oh no, hard fies.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Will say, what does this roan's account?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: But it does show that, like you can say all
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: that shit and you could still get a fucking anchor
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: position at CNN, like you can follow Don Lemon and
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper, like she was flying off the Don's gone,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying she could follow that follow his like
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: he had the job last and now like the next
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: person to get it. The next iteration is a woman
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: who is saying like she was like saying, like, my
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: roommate's like a lesbian, Like I don't even want to
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: be near her, Like that's crazy.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I know girls thought that way about lesbians.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's probably gonna try and fuck me.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's gonna try and eat my pussy. Homophobic girls
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: are hilarious.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now she's a CNN.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I think homophobic against lesbians is hilarious.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I know the coolest group of people. Yeah, Oh they're
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: just trying to like fucking wear flannel, drive a fucking subaru,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: play softball like that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: Just not the gays aren't cool people too, But I
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Not as cool as the lesbians. Gays want to make
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: everybody like, let everyone know they're gay. Oh yeah, not.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Lesbians are minding their own business. Lesbians just want to
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: fantasy football. Yeah, they want to play Madden meat box box.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: They want to eat Hungryman dinners and box. I could
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: see myself rolling with a pack of lesbians. It would
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: be so much soper to go to a lesbian what's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: going on tonight, let's se lets get into some eat.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Let's see some pussy tonight. And what's the move tonight?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Any pussy eat? Where's some box around here?
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: We went to a lesbian bar once and then we
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: left because they were like it wasn't fun.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they had too much of the game on.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: They didn't know enough about football to hang out with
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the girls. Not at all lesbian bars, but they would
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: probably just get like to run with like dudes, the
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: way that gay bars get run over with like girls
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: trying to be.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I know, I think that's I think there
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: actually is. There's only like two lesbian bars like in America.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: I heard it as a small number because the gay
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: is overtaken, which is a fucking awesome move by them too.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Because you know they're doing that intentionally.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: They probably round up a group of dudes and they're like,
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: let's go fucking take this bitch over.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: You know how lesbian or you know how girls have
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: a gay best friend. Yeah, if dudes just started having
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: a lesbian best friend, yeah, like one lesbian in the group. Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: this is my lesbian best friend. Yeah. And she just
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: knows like every stat about like the New York Yankees
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: from nineteen ninety eight. She's cool as hell. My plays
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: like the Simpson video games. Yeah, she's like Arcade games.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I wonder what lesbians are talking about, bro, what kind
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: of shit did they get me?
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: It's like commenting on her Big Big Cats post trying
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: to get the Madden.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Codes she's having Pete. He's like, I heard Big Cats head,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you have the codes. This year she bought four hundred
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: dollars worth of Birch, so now she could do Erica
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: as CEO in training camp. Oh man, sorry, just sending
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: a text message give it up for Sho.
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: Sebastian Menescalco's new stand up special It Ain't Right. It's
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: coming to Hulu on November twenty first.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Thirty years ago.
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  Speaker 10: Jeff Bezos complete nerd Bezos, ripped the shreds on a
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• 47:27
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• 47:31
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• 47:34
  Speaker 9: Terms apply.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this show.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: I think we have a lot of gay fans or
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: LGBTQ fans, and we have a lot of veterans.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: It's just that that too. It's we have LGBTQ veterans.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, strictly lesbian veterans.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That would be a sick platoon the way that like
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: the Tuskegee Airmen like took over. Yeah, it was like
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: an all black group of pilots. Yeah, the Five Bloods
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and if yeah, is it is that what it is?
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Or that might be Vietnam if they it was just
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: like the ladies fucking mowing down the Vietcong. There will
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: be a movie like that soon, hidden figures of like
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Avengers Endgame. Yeah, and the Ladies saved the day they
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: were getting their asses kicked and then the Ladies came in.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I came here to chew bubblegum and munch rug and
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm all out of bubble gum, pull out your fucking pussies,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Now out your boxes. I'm all out of rug too much.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Eating your way through like a roadhouse, but it's all
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: like an all ladies bar, like a bouncer that are fighting.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: She does, eats way through, everyone leaves satisfied. I think
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: that's a better ending than Roadhouse, way better ended. Do
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you have you watched Roadhouse? No, that's a sick movie,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you know, I did watch.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: I finally watched The New Top Gun. Finally the movie
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: was awesome. Yeah, it's a plane. It chills the whole movie. Yeah,
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: it's the second at least the second half.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: That's true patriotism, that's a.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: True well that's why. So then I was like, all right,
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: bad movie, scratch the itch. That was fucking awesome.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Who's the bad guys in the movie Russians or something?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Or like uh because it's like tough, because you can't
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: like get rcific about it, can't other eyes, Middle Eastern
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: folks can't. Otherwise Asian folks.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Means the same ship with Red Dawn. It's the changes
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: every movie against like who we're currently fighting against.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: All right, boys, your mission is to shoot down a
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: plane of cis white males the real enemy. That would
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: be hilarious.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: All right, this may what's going on there?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Pal?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game Mark? I know you
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: got I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I got a drink named after Mede Pink Whitney.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: That's what I caught.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Whitney for legendary moments?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: What was was? What was the first Supremacists? What was
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Red Don?
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Right, that's what it's called Red Red Don? What is
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Red red Don?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: The Wolds?
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: No, you guys haven't seen Red Don. That movie's ass,
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: so don't watch it.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: It sucks. And there's two. I'm gonna watch this Tom
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Cruise movie. You gotta watch Roadhouse. No.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Patrick Swayze is in it, and he's young in it too.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: He's fuckable red that's red On too, Red Don too.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: He swears like the waterfall scene.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I have no clue. I think it is No.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know that I have seen that one.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're against the Soviets in the Red Don one.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: I think Red Don two might be against North Korea.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: They're fighting against.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Sign me up for that ship, bro enlist me to
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: watch that movie.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, north Korea. The first one is about Russia. On
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: the second one about North Korea. What's the third one?
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be against barstool Sports, probably, bro, because we're
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: out here fighting a goddamn war every day.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: It's a goddamn culture war. Every day we sit in
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: this chair and we're fucking bleeding fast. It's a culture war,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and they're fucking getting us. They're killing us. Our backs
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: are against the wall. They flanked us in the culture war.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: We need a culture nuke. We need the n bomb
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: for white people. We need a culture Oppenheimer. Is it Peterson?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Is it Tate?
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Definitely?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna save us?
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: I think Tate's kind of on his way out? No, Bro,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: I think the hypeestein out.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: No, don't say that, dude. Yeah. Is it Fresh and Fit?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I think Fresh and Fit are the only ones that
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: can save us now. The only ones that can dunk
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: on the fucking libs now are Fresh and Shit. Did
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: you know eighty percent of marriages? You know, all those
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: fucking podcasts just regurgitate one statisticic. Yeah, eighty percent of
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: marriages are ended by women, and it's ninety percent if
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: they're college educated. Oh, Yeah, I've heard every one of
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: those what's the girl? What's the girl? That does it? Too?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: They're redheadedch oh.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: I know you're talking about what's name? I don't know, dude,
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: that that shit drives me. I'd rather see the gore
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: than see that shit.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Where do they recruit eight eight empty headed people to
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: like come on their podcast? I don't know.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: And why are they all doing well? Like, who's watching
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: these shows?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: What's that? What's it even called? What's that genre of
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: show called? There has to be a name for it,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Like panel shows.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: It's just dudes who like they got like it's literally
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: it's dudes who got dumped when they were in like
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: seventh grade and they still haven't gotten over it. Like
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: they got they dated a girl for like a week,
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: and it's like when you're dating and all that dating
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: is like you say hi to them in the hallway
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: at school, and they like one day they saw their
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: girl their girlfriends say hi to another dude, and now
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: they're like running an empire being like sign up for
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: my fucking course.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: The world's not gonna like you because you're not a virgin.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're low value.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: You're a low value woman and I'm a high value
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: man because I fucked twice. Yeah.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Have you seen that dude that that You guys have
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: probably seen the clip of that of that super jacked dude,
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: and he's like he's like walking towards the campy. He's like,
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: hey man, there's a big event this weekend. There's gonna
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: be a lot of girls there and a lot of drinks. Sorry,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: not for me, because I focus on my goals. He's like,
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: I'd rather talk to the Lord, work out and wake
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: up early and work.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: You guys haven't seen this dude.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, he's got like a million followers on Instagram.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: What's his accident? Where's he from? I don't know, somewhere
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: in Europe. Yeah, yeah, the jacked European, jacked European.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: It's all these dudes who are like and the only
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: the only way you even get that jacked is if
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: something if if you had a bad breakup.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if or like something and it was clearly a
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: bad break up sexually, like at some other part of
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: your life, like I'm gonna wear loafers now and I'm
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking bench press three fifty.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's or it's dudes who like have been
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: working out since they were in like sixth grade, and
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: they swore that they were going to get all the
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: girls when they got older. And then they got older
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: and they realized they couldn't make eye contact with people,
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: and they.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Forgot to just lift weights. Yeah, they forgot to talk
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: to girls and just spent tons of time like shooting
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: out microaggressions at the gym, like I'm actually doing a
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: super set. No, I'm actually still on that machine going
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: for my PR today and just not even talking to
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: girls at the gym, just wearing like a bandana like
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Tupac with a massive jug of like a milk container
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: full of water and creatine.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Dude, there can't be that many people out there who
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: have this thing that they need to overcome everything. Everyone's
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: all they're talking about overcoming.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Like what do you? How bad were all of your lives? People?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Everybody feels like they have something that they need to overcome. Yeah,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: it's like a human condition. It's not like, no matter
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: what how your life was, you will calibrate your like
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: worldview to seeing yourself as needing to overcome someone. Yeah,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I guess I definitely believe that shit. Everybody's like my
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: parents fucking really love me a lot. They're not letting
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: me grow.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: It's like a whole genre of like dudes too, Like, well,
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: there's so much motivation out there. There's more motivation than
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: anything else. Motivation is the number one form of entertainment
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: right now. It's just like being like, are you, oh,
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: you were gonna go hang out with your friends this weekend?
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Well there's the iron's not gonna pump itself and it's
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: sitting in the gym screaming your.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Name slowly as hell.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, dude, it takes Also, it takes an
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: hour to work out, Like, I don't think you need
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: to be reserving.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: The whole weekend for lifting. And if you do it
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: too long, like it will make you not being able
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to work out. Yeah, Like if you work out for
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: five hours straight for like a whole week, yeah, you're
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: gonna be hurt by the end of the week and
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to take lots and lots of weeks off.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: You don't, you don't need to reserve multiple Like I
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: even when I used to work out, I would work
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: out for an hour and then I would go hang
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: out with my friends.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a big fallacy. I need to fucking
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: work out way harder though. Yeah, me too. I gotta
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: get in the gym.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: I've had some rough ones too, fat face. Yeah, I've
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: had some rough angles. It's always when people take pictures
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: of me while I'm on stage and I'm like, oh,
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: some dude DMed me and he was like, yo, great
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: said in Detroit. He was like, you should seriously, like
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: see a doctor about your posture. Though He's like, something
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: is wrong. I don't even know how you could acquire
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: that posture. And then I see pictures of myself and
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: I'm literally at like a ninety degree angle on stage,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: like I start bending from the waist.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Like a lunch lady, like a like always hunched over,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you know, you're scooping out with the spoon.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I look at I try and do
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: normal posture, and I look at myself and I'm like,
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: that looks worse.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Normal posture looks and feels very weird. Yeah. Have you
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: ever walked down the street, like after having just put
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: on normal posture and you have to check yourself out
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: because you're sure you look oh you look ridiculous, But
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I don't even think you do look that crazy. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: think that's that's how the body's like supposed to be.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know I've done it and I and I
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: look in the mirror and I'm like, no.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I sleep on my side, curled up. I wake up,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: fucking sit on the toilet, curled up, curl up to
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: fucking like brush my teeth curl as I'm in the
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: shower of fucking getting pelted. When I look in the shower, my.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Neck is like this, just looking directly down the entire time.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Like I rest my face on my on my chest
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: most most hours of the day. That's how I That's
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: how I am most hours.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: Of the day.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: You're literally the whale with my my chest. You're like
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: your bloodline is going to develop, like like your chin
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: is gonna be connected to your trust.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: Dude, my neck, my face is below my shoulders.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: You must have a heavy as it's probably because your
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: brain's so big. Yeah, so fucking smart that you're you're
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: weighed down by the fucking massive weight of unbearable talent.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. I need to start on the other way,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: will pull everything back if I like dip my head back.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: I keep getting ads for this thing that you're just
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: supposed to put your neck on, and I might get
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: it and it like straightens out your posture, or at
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: least your neck. I know the neck is where I
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: need to get straightened out.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I wish Zuckerberg had just fucking followed through on those
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: glasses that were supposed to You're just supposed to be
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: wearing the glasses. Yeah, because even.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: When I lay in bed, I've tried to like hold
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: my phone like this, so I'm like looking straight but
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: then I'm like that this sucks, and then I just
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: go put it right back down on my stomach.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Have like the bottom of your phone imprinted onto your belly,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, or like your chest. Yeah. I don't even
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: have it on my stomach. It's too far away from
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: my Yeah. Fear, old eyes, sighted ass for your wise eyes.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Fucking owls.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: These eyes, these eyes have seen a lot of things.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I know. All all right, where are you at next?
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Like on the road? Yeah, bro, give these people what
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: they want to fucking hear.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I had to cancel or move to Cooma. I don't
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: know where it when it's getting moved to. But luckily,
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: only like ten people bought tickets for it, so there
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: shouldn't be much too much of an uproar.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Because I have to go.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Home for my sister's graduation and they sent it out.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: So they sent out email saying I had a family emergency.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Not a family emergency. My sisters are graduating and she
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: has been planning on graduating on this date for the
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: last eighteen years of her life.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: So that was on me family emergency. Another woman in
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: the workforce.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: And then I'm going to Ontario, California, which is right
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: near LA. I guess like snow clubs in LA for
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: you to go to or not really? Now they have
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: like the Hollywood improv, but I don't think you can
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: really do weekends there.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: When you go somewhere. Do you get taxed to their area?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: I think I might?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Or maybe yeah? I think so. So you're getting those
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: California taxes seventy five hope not.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: I still don't know. My accountant still has not reached
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: back to me. I think I might just be like yo,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: or we still like should I get a new guy?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Are you dumping me?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: He emailed me soft Yeah, maybe my filing was too advanced.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: I organized it for him.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Though maybe you weren't given him what you need, he said.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: He said to give me all your filing.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, emotionally, I've.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Given him everything, Dude, he left it all in the line.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: For giving him everything, I don't know. It doesn't seem
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: like enough.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: But I'm here in New York this weekend. We should
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: freaking link up.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Dude. Uh, Memorial Day?
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  Speaker 4: Here on the road, aren't you road road warrior?
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  Speaker 1: What are you going back to New Orleans? Back to Brazil?
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to Australia. Why my wife's family
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  Speaker 1: has a house down there. Strong, It's it's inland. It's
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: not on the beach out on the water. No, it's inland.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be here. I was trying to hang out this
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: past weekend. I was hitting you up. No you weren't, Yes,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I was. We gotten a heated debate with Pat Bev
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  Speaker 1: about what would have bigger oysters, the East Coast or
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  Speaker 1: the West Coast, called me, didn't It wasn't a debate. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's West Coast easily. I think you're right.
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  Speaker 4: I was just I just had Island Creek oysters, which
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  Speaker 4: is from where I live.
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  Speaker 1: And remember we were at that bat.
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  Speaker 4: Remember I went to that place and I asked I
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  Speaker 4: went to another restaurant Ne York, and I said, and
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  Speaker 4: it said Island Creek oysters everyone to live like house,
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  Speaker 4: damn fool. And they were tiny. They were like this.
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  Speaker 4: They were like the size of like muscles. And then
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  Speaker 4: I went to when I went to San Francisco with Francis,
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  Speaker 4: Francis ordered twenty four oysters. Well, I thought it was
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  Speaker 4: going to be like a sharing deal, just twenty four
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  Speaker 4: for him.
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  Speaker 1: And and uh he probably was knocking over like fucking
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: the salt and pepper shakers with his rock hard dick.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I know, after that much afro d hyeah, I know,
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  Speaker 1: give me as much afrod as you have. No, he
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  Speaker 1: gave me a couple. But uh, you little horny too.
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  Speaker 1: Those were like this big.
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  Speaker 4: Those were those were massive oysters.
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  Speaker 1: That shit is not fun so.
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  Speaker 4: Judging why you don't like those? The small ones have
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  Speaker 4: more flavor. A big one just like I like it. It
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  Speaker 4: put I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I do like a big media oyster who said it's
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: sassy as hell. I used to hate oysters, Now I
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: love them. Yeah, growing taste, you're growing boy. Yeah the
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: mignonette still hate zucchini. That'll change.
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  Speaker 4: You just need a little garlic zucchini is the worst
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  Speaker 4: thing on earth?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Or what about fried zucchini strips?
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  Speaker 4: No, terrible, No, they're not. Zucchini's disgusting. Mushrooms just repulsive.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. Not all mushrooms anyone.
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  Speaker 4: Anyone who even eats mushrooms, I like have a hard
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  Speaker 4: time even associating with them.
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  Speaker 1: You just that's like a very elevated thing. Have you
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: ever seen The Pig Pig, the movie with Nicholas Cage
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: A horror movie. No, it's called Pig. No, it's a
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome movie. But it starts off with this long
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: ass scene of him cooking mushrooms, and he's like a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Michelin chef. It's like the one of the finest things
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  Speaker 1: to cook.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting, it's a fungus grows on ship.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dark, it's disgusting. What else?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: Squash hate? Squash mostly a texture thing though.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: But I was trying to hang out yesterday though.
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  Speaker 4: You never texted me once or ever even made it
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  Speaker 4: known that you would.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did, Yes, I did. I was like, what
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: time are you getting back? You said, I have shows
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: on Saturday in Detroit and I gotta be back on Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: You must have been pissed about that. You were texting
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: me waking up and I was already in my bed
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  Speaker 4: in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, that's brutal.
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  Speaker 4: We had the same flight and I moved my flight.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: I was gonna. I was trying to get out there.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: I almost took a right eye. They just bounced from
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: the trop Just get the hell back to New York. Yeah,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: sometimes you just gotta get out of dodge. Yeah. And
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: I was it was late, like and I was like,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna be exhausted, but I was like,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: this is still better than I dude, Just I don't know.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: Getting back on late on a Sunday sucks. Then it's like,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: you don't have a Sunday.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Did you have a Sunday? What'd you do yesterday? Video games?
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  Speaker 4: Cleaned? Uh, watched the game, the Celtics game, and I
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: played a lot of video games, so you were anyway.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: And then I watched a platoon. You weren't gonna chill
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: in regard and I scheduled a haircut haircut tomorrow.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. What are you gonna get fade?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Probably drop fade high top season now, probably something like
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: a little crazy on the top, maybe like I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: high and tight, bikey probably high and tight and then
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  Speaker 4: just fade like.
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  Speaker 1: A shortan jump shot. Yeah, good fade. Fuck Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: sounds so good.
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  Speaker 4: That's the problem is you got to you gotta really
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: when you're getting right, when you're making a reservation for
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: a haircut, you got to look at the kind of
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: people's hair that they're cutting. And it's hard to find
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: a place that cuts white dude's hair.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: You're talking about Dominican brothers. Actually Middle Eastern brothers.
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  Speaker 4: I have a lot of Middle Eastern dude and they
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  Speaker 4: like dude, they don't they want like you go in
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  Speaker 4: and this is not just Dominican people. It's not like
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: in New York. This is everywhere you go. You go
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: in and you're like, this is the haircut I want,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: and they're like, ah, I think this will look better,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: and then they.
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  Speaker 1: Have I only know how to do buzz cut.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I walk out and I look like
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: fucking g eazy.
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  Speaker 1: With like a fade with its still on the top
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  Speaker 1: and it.
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  Speaker 4: Wraps around like a fucking like yamica.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the dopest look, dude. It is infuriating Geezy's
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  Speaker 1: fashion goals now I just go and I say, take
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  Speaker 1: an inch off everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: But I did that the last place, and then they
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: just didn't cut the top of my hair. Dude, the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: top of my hair is down to like my like
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: my front and lip.
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  Speaker 1: You just didn't have an inch to give. Who's insane.
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  Speaker 4: So you go in and they assume that this is
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  Speaker 4: how you want to wear your hair always. So right
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  Speaker 4: now my hair is like middle parted because it's a long.
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  Speaker 1: Well, don't cut just come in, like, come in how
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  Speaker 1: you want to wear it.
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  Speaker 4: There's no way I could do that with my hair
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's too long.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I guess I'll bring a picture or something.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: I was probably bring a picture of you.
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  Speaker 1: A hat. Yeah, they cut a hat into it. Fuck,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: we'll check out Sassin fucking Ontario, Canada.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well four episodes before then, but and uh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well we should we should we should hang out. Bro. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I thought we were doing let's do an episode. We're
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: doing a bonus episode tomorrow or something, or that's for
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: next week.
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  Speaker 6: We have to do something for Memorial Day.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: We'll bang something for Memorial Day next week, maybe a guest.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Oh why because we're not gonna be here on Monday.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: Oh should we got Monday off?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: At least you guys do. Grind doesn't stop for me, but.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: You have shows I don't really do. Holidays. New shows
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: at the Box, Yes, actually sick, just fucking go all right,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: all right, see yuys next week. A very funny episode