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The Valley Recap with Detroiters Jaime & Garrett, plus Dish about RHOBH Cast, Kathryn Dennis DUI, and Milania Car Crash · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama Darling, Drama Darling Drama Darling. Hello, welcome back. It's Drama
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  Darling. What's up you guys? Guess who's with me today? The Detroits,
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  Scared Fuller and Jamie Moyer. What's up you guys? Yo yo,
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  live from Kristen Dody and Jack's home. We are such a proud and also,
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  as I think I told you guys episode one, Danny is from the
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  Michigan area too. That's right, as we're talking about the Valley today.
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  If you haven't figured that out yet, how fast the few have fallen you?
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  Wow? Wow. I can't wait to talk about this with you guys,
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  because I got some solid questions that I can't wait for you guys to
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  answer on account of answer listen. Before we get into the Valley recatch,
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  let's talk about some news. First of all, I know you guys will
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  both want to know that. Milaniad Okay, I'm saying it, Jamie,
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  don't look at me like that, Okay, Okay, Milania Judice Jude Ice,
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  she was in a car crash. She is okay, She's okay,
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  she she's recovering. She was involved in a car accident in New Jersey on
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  Friday. She turned eighteen in February, and she's going to be attending the
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  University of Tampa by the way, in the fall, which is great news.
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  Was reportedly traveling in a Mercedes through a parking lot in Boonton, New
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  Jersey, when her vehicle collided with another Ooh, a parking lot, A
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  parking lot crash. She was not injured, according to TMZ, which obtained
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  a copy of the police report. The Millennia told cops she was not at
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  fault and that the other driver ran a stop sign. Okay, so you
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  guys, is that one of those Jersey you know, shopping areas and they
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  got those stop signs and a lot of people don't pay attention. Listen,
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  done a lot of driving out in New Jersey. Okay, wife's from that
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  area that. Oh yeah, Maggie's from like the whole area of Franklin Lakes
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  where they filmed all. Yes, you knew that. Yeah, I've said,
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  I brought it. I tell you this every time you yeah you did,
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  You're right back up with Bravo stuff all day long. There's no way
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  you can make How could it takes me three times to retain information? And
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  now I think I'll get it, okay. Whoa Maggie's sister knew the Manzeu's
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  all that? Okay? All right? I guinely remember now, Yeah,
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  and New Jersey driving insane. First time I ever went to like a roundabout,
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  you know, like they have the circular round and no one knows when
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  they yield their go and stuff. First time I ever did one of those
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  New Jersey I thought I was gonna be on the head on collision. It
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  was awful. Now, let me ask you this, in a parking lot?
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  Was there a roundabout? Is that possible? Well? The parking lots
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  are even crazier because here's the thing. We're from Michigan, and we we
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  aren't used to the we have so much land where we grew up, where
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  they grow up. It's condensed. In New Jersey. Every parking lot is
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  like a fist fight with your car. And so she got in a fist
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  fight with someone else's car. Was this? I'm glad she's okay. I
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  hadn't even heard that, Thank God for the dish. I had no idea
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  that it even I know, and you know, and I don't know if
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  you even knew that. She got into University of Tampa because this was on
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  Instagram. You know, those daughters when they get into a school, you
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  get in some balloon bouquets up in your bedroom, the entire shirts filled with
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  the merch of the university, like and I love it. I'm like get
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  that advertising cash, Like, let's go because these are all out of state
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  tuitions now that Teresa's going to pay Teresa alone. Yeah, I and I
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  wonder what degrees they're going to use, you know, like what are they
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  going to go into and are they going to use those degrees for an actual
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  career or are they just going to be like I'm going to be in art
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  history. You know, one daughter is really it just gas smart. But
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  who's the one that just got Gabriellaella is going to um to GPA. Yeah,
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  she's brill right, she'll probably be up. I heard she was going
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  to u of M. That's right. I'll be looking for them football games.
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  But guess what, Gia graduated from Rutgers and she got a degree in
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  criminal justice. Oh damn. Okay, yeah, so we're talking. So
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  they're going for it. Oh they are, They're going for it. Well,
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  Milania is a little bit of a party girl, so yeah, that's
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  true. It might be a little different. She's like, she might be
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  the you know, she might she might get the degree in uh, decorating.
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  But everyone else, everyone else is killing it. No, no shade
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  on Milania. By the way, in case you're listening, I love you.
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  You're my favorite daughters. Now she really knows you're smart too. They're
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  all smart girls. They're smart girls. But Milania, I do think is
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  a party girl. I bet you. I think she'd be fun to hang
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  out with. I bet you she's a good girl to party with. Don't
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  fight with your friends. I bet you if you if you're out with her
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  and someone picked a fight with one of her friends, she would not kindly
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  going down, going down. Let's talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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  Season fourteen cast has been announced and this is some some very exciting news.
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  So getting on my tea for real. I don't know any of this.
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  I don't know about this either. Okay, so this just came out
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  yesterday. So Bravo announced yesterday who's returning Kyle, Erica, Durte, Garcel
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  and Sutton, and now joining them is a new housewife, Bosoma or I'm
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  not sure if I'm pronouncing it right. Could be Bosama AKA. They call
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  her Boz Saint John. Okay, this woman is killer. Okay, listen.
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  She is a celebrated author, podcaster, and marketing executive who has worked
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  in let me let me share with you the companies that she has been in
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  a leader ship position for Pepsi Co, Apple Music, Uber, Endeavor and
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  Netflix. Now, by the way, a friend of ours, Jamie,
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  who works at Netflix, texted me yesterday and said, oh my god,
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  the former CMO and of Netflix is going to be a real housewife of Beverly
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  Hills and she's talking about Boss. I was like, oh my gosh.
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  So she's a badass bitch. I've also heard from multiple sources that she is
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  brilliant and this is gonna be a killer addition to the cast, she's a
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  mother of two sadly a widower. Yes, her husband of ten years died
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  in twenty thirteen. Yeah, now, rounding out the cast. Get this,
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  you guys, as friends of you're gonna get one Jennifer Tilly of Jackie.
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  You're getting Jennifer Tilly. You're getting Kathy Hilton. You're gonna get Kim
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  Richards and Paris Hilton's filming. Whoa, whoa, that's huge, huge,
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  Damn, that'll be great. I want to see Kim Kathy Paris put him
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  on a screen. I will buy it. Wow. And this Bos sounds
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  like a real yeah wealthy yeah yeah, Jamie Amy, have you heard of
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  Bo's like, like, do you know her personality or anything? Do you
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  know anything about her? I do not, interesting, I do not.
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  I only have what's on paper and that she's just a badass lady Richie Ritchy.
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  That's some that's some heavy hitters coming in. I love it. I
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  love the friend of well Suddon. We've seen a little tilly with Sutton at
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  the Old Horse Farm, et cetera. But her and she's very fun.
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  I forgot that Sutton makes me laugh because something is like this. I always
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  say that Sutton is about to the wind is about to take Sutton with her.
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  She looks so brittle like her, She's a like a bird wisp of
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  a girl. She got in the mechanical bowl that one time, and I
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  was like, Sutton cannot go on a mechanical bowl that she's not built for
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  that. Oh my god. I was terrified of that too. I was
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  like, you might as well. Call nine one one. Now, this
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  is not going to end well. Falls down, she's gonna break her button.
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  Mon, she doesn't have any fat on her body, and if she
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  falls, it's gonna hurt. She's gonna break her cos she's gonna fall on
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  herself, I guess. And we're gonna have more problems. Coxes did you
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  speaking of? And this is actually seems like a little dangerous, but rumor
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  has it. Du Mois put it out there that Sutton is going to be
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  on Dancing with the Stars. Oh my god, that's a lot of that's
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  a lot of rehearsal, that's very physical. But you know, she used
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  to be a dancer. Background used to used to in many years. Cree
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  neuropathy, accord taught her everything. You guys, I don't know if either
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  one of you has ever watched Southern Charm? Can I get in? Can
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  you give me a little update on that? Have you either ever? Absolutely
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  not, Garrett, Meg Maggie watches religiously. I Maggie, my wife,
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  and I jump in and pop in and kind of rip on it, hate
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  it from a distance and walk out of the room. Maggie from New Jersey,
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  Okay. Reinforcement I'll never forget Maggie. I'm sorry, Garrett. So
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  when I say the name Catherine Dennis, do you know who I'm talking about?
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  The redhead who was married to Thomas Revane, who is a felon and
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  he was in a government anyway, you know what I'm talking about. Okay,
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  I'm just gonna leave it there. So so I'm gonna report this news
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  to the darlings who know what I'm talking about. You guys can just nod
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  your heads. Catherine Dennis, Oh my god, I loved that impression I
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  was doing is of Patricia talking about Catherine. And I hate to uh burst
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  your bubble, but she was arrested for a d u I and she This
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  is all on TMZ. There is footage of her being arrested, taken in,
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  being given this field sobriety test, then being cuffed, put in the
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  seat of the car. Her dog was taken away from her, which you
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  know, look they were like they said something like, oh, you're going
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  to take it to a shelter. I mean that's pretty cruel, right,
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  So she's freaking out about the dog. But let me get back to the
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  d u I. That's the most cruel. Now, this is not the
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  first time that she's been she's gotten a dui that she's had issues with things
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  like this, and it's really really disheartening. I really, we all of
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  wish for her to pull her life together and it just does not happen.
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  She just can't seem to get it together. Furthermore, again, like I
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  said, she's a repeat offender. And honestly, the fact that she cannot
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  get her ass into an uber is utterly despicable. This was like a three
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  car you know, collision in Goose Creek, South Carolina. Thank god nobody
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  was hurt. Like this is what's so terrifying to me, Like someone could
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  have died, you know, and here she she could have done like whatever.
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  But is so disheartening and it's really really sad to watch and it hurts
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  my heart. She's no longer on that show, you know right now,
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  but she was from the beginning. And that is the news there, Wow,
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  guys, sorry to hear. I know. Let's and the news on
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  an upbeat, and that is that something about her opened yesterday and they seem
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  to have a great opening. Lot of footage over on the tiktoks and the
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  instagram ms. Apparently they had a little issue with their point of service system.
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  Uh you can call it POS, which always makes me laugh because it
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  sounds like your piece of shit. But Arianna came out the door and she
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  was like, well, everybody were having a problem with our POS system,
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  and I mean POS. And then it ended up working later, but it
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  all went well. Also a collab with lover Boy from House, so Kyle
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  and Amanda were there. Amy, do you want to go get a sandwich
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  with me? Love? I would love to. And you know, Chef
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  Stewart, uh, the co author of the cookbook that I wrote with him,
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  really wants to go and do like a taste test thing. So maybe
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  the three of us can go and Chef Stewart loves me. Yeah. Who
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  I mean, Jamie? Oh? Sorry, I mean not. I always
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  mean to the DJ airhorn. I should just delete that one. I like
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  that. Comedians always want the air horn, but we always get that other
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  sound. That's right, it's ours, it belongs to us. We need
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  to do that, Amy, please, I would love to. Okay,
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  let's do it, Jamie. You reminded me. I have to tell people
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  that, you know. On Tuesday, we recapped mommy meanist you, me
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  and Angela Quintana. Mommy Meanist was an excellent film Lifetime film that aired a
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  couple of weeks ago, starring Lisa Rinna. Her daughter Deli. La Belle
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  Hamlin had a cameo and it was Sick and Jamie. When we were talking
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  specifically about the character Elliott and I won't get into all of it, but
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  I continue to laugh out loud at when we were talking about like how great
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  his performance was and what he did with the role. And I went on
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  and on about his nuances and the things that I felt that he brought to
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  the table in this excellent masterpiece of a film. And after I finished my
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  like soliloquy, you go, Elliott went for it. I swear to God
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  can something sweep the Razzies and the Emmys all at once. It's so bad
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  and yet so good. So please watch it, like as soon as we
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  get off the zoom and then text us Amy is it a play on Mommy
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  hears is? But since you don't know anything about it, we won't tell
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  you. I will say this bringing it back to Michigan. It is based
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  on a true story from a mom from Mount Pleasant. That's great. Okay,
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  so now you know what you're going into, all right, text Us,
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  you guys ready to talk about Hobba Duh? The value very nice segue to
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  Hobba Duh. Yes, I'm ready. I've been ready. I've been ready
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  to talk about the most compelling television show since Breaking Bad. Do you feel
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  that way too, Garrett? Oh? Hell yeah. This has been one
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  of the hottest shows. Like, I don't remember the last time reality TV
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  has been Like, I'm like, no, we have to get to that
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  deep brought it Bad? Yeah, they do this, Like I was only
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  fifteen minutes in and it felt like, I had watched an entire episode of
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  something Yeah, and I was riveted, and I was like, more,
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  They're going to give us more. This is going to be exciting because not
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  only do we have someone on the show who has twins, Garrett, who
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  can speak to raising twins, and I am fostering a brother and a sister
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  cat by the way, so you better just get you same thing, same
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  thing somewhere around here. They're twins too. They were born at the same
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  So you know that you've got four sets of twins on the podcast right now.
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  Everyone, you better get that new tier on drama Darling, because this
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  is where you get double twin parents. This is not normal. It's not
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  a typical podcast. Tell your friends double twin parents. Gosh, okay,
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  I don't even like this is just this is just okay, Jackson, Michelle,
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  they finish up their talk outside and it is exactly how we left it
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  last week, which was my prediction was that Michelle was like, yeah,
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  of course, I've texted multiple people, and then they leave it to this
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  next week for real estate, you know, so we have this whole thing.
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  But she did get a little nervous, you know, when she was
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  like okay. Jaxon is like, so can I You need to tell Jesse
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  because he doesn't know, and she's like, I guess I'll handle it.
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  Meanwhile, Jesse, who we thought was like dead from that day, just
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  like Jesus, resurrected and he's like dressed in the nicest out that he's sitting
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  on a couch's arms. He's got beautiful opp and on. He's like,
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  good evening everyone. I'm like, is this the guy that was just punching
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  people on the beach. He's like he had reading glasses one in front of
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  him. Yeah, he was like in a study. He's like, oh,
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  there's an argument, because he's a quarrel upon shall we have our disagreement
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  in the in the quarry? It's just like, what are you wearing?
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  They let me, uh fix my ass? Scot all right, what is
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  it, Michelle? No, get Jack's up here? Jacks, Yes,
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  I love Jackson's reaction was so authentic. He was blown away and he's seen
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  people bounce back, so you know that had to have been impressive. That
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  was my favorite part is when they brought him in the room and he was
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  like, whoa, I'm in the fire, aren't They like yeah, so
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  there was things you can tell. He's like, I can't believe I'm in
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  this fucking room right now. That's so funny. Jack's was like, is
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  that my name being Hollered? I can't believe this is happening Hollered. By
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  the way, though, can I just do a quick cut to last week's
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  episode Jax when he throw Kristin under the bus. He's so mean, like,
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  how are they still friends? He's like, well, you know,
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  Kristen, the person whose uh lifeblood is ruining people's lives, homes and families
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  happened too had mentioned. I'm like, why is he so? And then
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  like the next thing, you know, they're at a steakhouse together, like
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  you're crazy, No, you're crazy. Remember when we had sex. Let's
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  watch guys, like they're just there's so I know, He's like, well,
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  you know Kristin, I mean Jeff. It's like JACKX, you're you
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  guys are the same person. Yeah, jack you are her best friend and
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  you're Michigan. But anyway, Jackson, they called Jackson for the freaking confrontation
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  of a letdown I mean lifetime, I mean yes, and uh and so
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  essentially, Jesse's like, I don't give a shoot who she talks to.
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  Let's move on, And and Michelle's like, I mean, yeah, I
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  told him that I text guys. I sext guys all the time, and
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  Jesse doesn't care if I sex guys. And you know, she did appear
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  to be a little nervous standing there. That was weird to me. Did
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  you catch the Yeah, there seemed to be a ting of like, oh,
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  there's he mentioned pictures. That's the thing. I haven't mentioned anything.
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  Yeah, there was a moment of it. There was a moment like I
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  was ridiculous. I know, I want to know, ask somebody in Santa
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  Clarita. I heard it was Tarantino. Did you guys hear that? No,
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  I was hoping it was Brett Michaels. Oh it was Tarantino. Then
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  that's foot pictures coming through because he's there. You go, that's some foot
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  pictures Tarantino allegedly. You know, I don't know. That's not a good
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  one. I mean, it's a good one, but like I thought it
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  was going to be someone like handsome, you know what I mean that it's
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  like sweaty Tarantino being creepy, you know or whatever, Like I thought to
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  be someone like like hot, you know, right right? How old is
• 26:02
  Quentin Tarantino? Good call, because yeah, sixty one years old? Come
• 26:10
  on? I thought, wow, oh okay, yeah, Michelle, she
• 26:15
  had the vibe of nerves and and also though this doesn't correlate exactly with and
• 26:21
  she's had a boyfriend for over a year and now everybody said it and nobody
• 26:26
  has ever said it. You're just trying to quote Camille. But regardless,
• 26:30
  is that a boyfriend? I mean, is there still more secrets to come?
• 26:33
  Was one question I had. I'll tell you what. What's wild out
• 26:37
  there is that she has clearly moved on. And like there was a picture
• 26:44
  that Queens of Bravo Plus posted from Janet's thing, and see how there's that
• 26:49
  guy there that we don't recognize in the light blue shirt. Yes, he's
• 26:56
  holding Isabella. That is Michelle's boyfriend. I guess that's not Brett Michaels at
• 27:02
  all. So like Chad Low, that's his rob brother. Damn it.
• 27:14
  One years. Okay, what are the chances? But it's either a bald
• 27:18
  Winner or Alow. Yeah, it is one hundred percent of bald Winner or
• 27:22
  Alow. That she's been sex sexting with So I don't know, I'm not
• 27:26
  sure about what the what the stuff is, but I guess we should just
• 27:30
  move on to Jack's yelling at Brittany from throwing up and wow, guys,
• 27:36
  wow, I am. I'm very pissed off about this because I think that
• 27:42
  Jack's is really I've never seen him throw her under the bus so hard.
• 27:51
  He's trying to set her up as an alcoholic, almost as a backup plan
• 27:56
  in case she does try to divorce him. He's trying to plant a seed
• 27:59
  on television so that if the shit goes down in court documents, maybe he
• 28:03
  can he can pull it out of his pocket. It was gross. He
• 28:07
  is in the kitchen talking shit about her. That is disgusting. It's disgusting.
• 28:12
  Even Danny is like, don't like say anything, dude. You're like,
• 28:17
  you don't have to do it in front of everybody. Yeah, it
• 28:19
  was just outrageous that he was holding court in that entire First off, those
• 28:23
  houses are very echoey everyone. I've been in several vacations and big homes like
• 28:29
  that, and you can hear any she was like in the pantryot looked like
• 28:33
  she popped right up from behind the Thank god, and thank god for that.
• 28:37
  I was so happy that they had the room next to the kitchen because
• 28:42
  those homes, you know how big they are, and there's like three floors
• 28:45
  and you could be somewhere far far away and never be disturbed. Like Janet's
• 28:51
  way far away and they're setting up entire party for her. Meanwhile fucking Britney
• 28:56
  pops her head out. It's like, Yanks, you're thought my other the
• 29:00
  bus, you think I love to be up there. I mean it was
• 29:03
  the fact that she popped up like a groundhog, you know, when like
• 29:07
  it's spring, you know, and she was like, let's go. Was
• 29:14
  the wizard or the guy pops out of the if you just was out of
• 29:21
  the little hobbit house of the pantry. Huh Yeah, She's like a sleep
• 29:26
  on the shelf with the crackers. She's like, wait a minute, you're
• 29:29
  talking ship. I'll be here with the bear cheese in the two hours he's
• 29:37
  ship. I was like, thank god, you know, it was so
• 29:40
  deserved a rotten hail and we didn't even get a rotten hill. Yeah,
• 29:44
  I deserve can't she can't use her own catchphrase in that moment, she I
• 29:48
  did appreciate the fun you or where you were good. They were solid,
• 29:52
  they were solid fuck yous and uh that was its like in that moment,
• 30:00
  they were partying on the beach and they're all sandy and hot, and she
• 30:03
  was deprived of that air conditioning back home from the beach. Snap. You
• 30:08
  know that like snap you get after the beach when you shower off and you
• 30:14
  can just lay in the air conditioning, and it's she was deprived of that.
• 30:18
  Derived that you were talking shit, Yeah, you were talking real shit.
• 30:22
  And the fact that he was like, I drink two bottles of tequila
• 30:26
  today and I'm fine. You know, I was kind of legendary. I
• 30:32
  can't lie. And the whole point, I see his point. Now,
• 30:37
  please don't come at me for this. Let me just let me just say
• 30:40
  my piece and then you can rip me to shreds. That's fine, But
• 30:44
  I want to say this clearly, there's a problem with Brittany. I do
• 30:48
  not think she's an alcoholic. I absolutely don't think she has a problem.
• 30:52
  There's something physically, like gastro gast really going on with her, and she
• 31:00
  needs help now. She had her gallbladder out years ago. You have to
• 31:03
  be careful about that, she said. She had tell me troubles before she
• 31:07
  even like knew Jack's she has stomach issues. And so when he when Jack
• 31:15
  says i've known you, we've been together, the timeframe kind of changes.
• 31:18
  It's like seven years, eight years, ten years. I don't know what
• 31:22
  it is, but for him to say, we've been together for this long
• 31:26
  and you've been doing this as long as I've known you, maybe you should
• 31:29
  stop drinking period, never ever again. And I kind of say, you
• 31:33
  have a point. You know, she's if she has some sort of bizarre
• 31:38
  reaction to even one shot, then that spirals you into hours of vomiting.
• 31:48
  You need to stop drinking period. If that's a trigger. Now, I'm
• 31:51
  not saying it really was from all of that. It was probably the driving
• 31:56
  and the driving, it was probably in the heat, heat, lack of
• 32:05
  water and Amy, you're right, you know, no one's going to come
• 32:08
  after you for saying that. You know, it's never it's she doesn't want
• 32:16
  to stop having some drinks. She loves to drink, but you're right,
• 32:21
  her tummy, it could be her esophagus, it could be her reflex,
• 32:25
  yeah, acid reflex something, But I don't and watching that episode, I
• 32:31
  really don't think but you have to you kind of have to go this way,
• 32:35
  all right. Sorry, I'm working this out mentally. She did have
• 32:39
  one or two shots? Is that what we've heard? At least one?
• 32:44
  She only had one, so she obviously wasn't drunk, but one shot or
• 32:47
  two shots could have exacerbated this. It would have been nice to know that
• 32:54
  she had nothing and because then that would let us know it is her stomach.
• 32:59
  But I keep thinking about the saki too. One drink of saki and
• 33:02
  you're you have to go, You're gonna puke. You know. There could
• 33:07
  be something with her liver. I don't know. So, yeah, she
• 33:09
  may have to quit drinking to double check on this, But that's not a
• 33:15
  conversation for national television, and it's certainly not a conversation. I don't care
• 33:21
  what you've been putting up with for seven fucking years. What has she put
• 33:23
  up for seven? Oh? Yeah? And that's the thing, you know.
• 33:28
  And I just have to like say, if Brett was like having two
• 33:32
  drinks a night and violently getting ill for hours the next day, I would
• 33:38
  be calling a fucking doctor and hauling his ass in and continuing that process and
• 33:45
  helping and be like, no, I can't watch you like this anymore.
• 33:50
  You know, this is terrifying for you. I'm very concerned about your health.
• 33:53
  I don't think you have a drinking problem. There's something wrong with you
• 33:57
  health wise. And so when Jackson is like done everything any lists two things,
• 34:01
  I've talked, talked to bring it privately. I've talked to her mom.
• 34:07
  I've done everything I can think of, and I was like, you
• 34:09
  have like just being mean to her, and you're not like seeing the forest
• 34:15
  of the trees. I don't know, what do you think, Grrett,
• 34:17
  I don't know. To me, it was like, you know, I
• 34:20
  completely see what you're saying and stuff like that. And to me, this
• 34:22
  is the one time they were on vacation. They don't have kids there.
• 34:27
  I don't give a shit if she's hammer dog. You guys are on vacation.
• 34:30
  So I don't understand why she has to hide things from you like that
• 34:35
  being an adult woman, like, yeah, shut up, man, and
• 34:37
  I don't care what happened. That ain't the way to handle it, ye,
• 34:42
  sir, that's right, That is right, Garrett. It's just not
• 34:45
  the way to hand That's not how I always have to That's not how men
• 34:51
  handle things. That's not how adults handle things, like you don't do that
• 34:54
  to your wife. I don't care what's happening. You don't stand in a
• 35:00
  go she's in that other room. She sucks. Like, yes, it
• 35:02
  worked that way, dude, especially a wife is so nice like her.
• 35:07
  And then I was to him and Jesse said that on the boat and it
• 35:12
  made me be like a great, Now I have to agree with the old
• 35:15
  dish shit here now, shit, I need to be the same point.
• 35:16
  And I'm like, not you. I don't want to be on your side
• 35:20
  with you, mister loafers. Like I was like, wait a minute.
• 35:24
  At some point during this episode, well towards the beginning, I was like,
• 35:28
  oh my gosh, Jesse might be worse than Jack's. This is so
• 35:31
  exciting. And then I was like, okay, Jack's here you are.
• 35:35
  You know, you just had to level the playing field, didn't you.
• 35:38
  Yeah. And I love how they're all on the boat and he's like,
• 35:40
  I'm not taking advice from you on nothing, you know, And I'm just
• 35:44
  like, you're all a mess, all of you on this. It's crazy.
• 35:50
  What about when those guys were out on the deck and they were talking
• 35:55
  about Danny was getting really really emotional about like he's going through a lot,
• 36:00
  and Jesse was just like trying to, you know, be Freud. He
• 36:05
  was trying to give advice to everybody all night, but as he was doing
• 36:08
  on the boat, like you said, but then he was Danny's like crying
• 36:12
  and he's just like this is so hard, blah blah blah. And then
• 36:15
  they're all having a heart to heart and then out comes Janet and just you
• 36:22
  know, trying to like you know, gather the troops because she's been in
• 36:24
  there cooking and this fucker Jesse is like, no, no, go back
• 36:30
  inside. I don't know how I would have handled that. But not well,
• 36:37
  you would have popped off and you barely rarely pop off, and I
• 36:39
  feel like you would have the fuck up kat. We can I say one
• 36:45
  thing first of all about that men's party on the porch, Everyone's crying.
• 36:50
  They all were fucking drunk. Yeah, I'd been drinking all the update.
• 36:54
  O were tears of drunk. So yeah, the tears of a clown.
• 36:58
  I got it. Yeah, when she came out and he said that I
• 37:01
  would be like to me like that, like I think I would have to
• 37:07
  mind. And also, what was Jason doing. If someone talk to me
• 37:13
  like that in front of Brett, he would not have stood for that.
• 37:16
  No, it's insane and he it's like Jesse has no social cues, Like
• 37:22
  what would make you in that moment be like react to her like that?
• 37:25
  How do you speak to anyone like that? Dude? Ever, these are
• 37:30
  your friends. Maybe it just goes to show now we know, like what
• 37:37
  Michelle has dealt with. This is why when he's like leaving for that like
• 37:43
  iohasca trip that he went on or whatever. I love when Michelle always they
• 37:45
  always cut back to it. She goes, I just hope you come back
• 37:49
  with a different personality. I love that sentence. It's that we crack up
• 37:53
  every time. It's the saddest thing you can say to somebody different. I
• 37:59
  hope you're completely different. He's like, I hope I come back matter.
• 38:02
  She's like, I hope you come back with a fully different personality name,
• 38:07
  name, address, blood type, body, body, soul. And he
• 38:12
  came up back with a knit cap and heavy breathing in her face. And
• 38:17
  then she was like and he's like, I am totally different, and she's
• 38:22
  like, I'm still leaving your ass yep, because you ain't brother, you
• 38:28
  don't, don't worry. I'm still here. Bat oh low battery. I
• 38:32
  have to plug in because my twins will get into the cords. I have
• 38:38
  a question, and that is this, if you had to choose to be
• 38:43
  married to either Jacks or Jesse, who would you choose? You have to
• 38:47
  choose one. I could get along better married to Jacks. I need to
• 38:53
  personally yeah, some like of like Okay, I see it's Corvette and I'm
• 38:58
  like, okay, we go to the car thing. Jesse, I'm like,
• 39:00
  I don't like anything about you, Like I don't like your shoes or
• 39:02
  your pants, Like we wouldn't be into this because like he's like, well
• 39:06
  those guys like I grew up sail but like I grew up on sailboats and
• 39:08
  I'm like, shut up. Like he just says things don't like you can
• 39:14
  tell, like you could tell you got on that pontoon boat. And he's
• 39:16
  like, I'm not used to motor powered boats. Usually the ones I'm on
• 39:20
  here, you either don't see the motor or the wind takes it and stop,
• 39:24
  just like the wind takes me in life. That's right, Okay,
• 39:29
  that's a really hard question. I'll tell you there's a pros and cons overall.
• 39:32
  Of course I'm gonna pick Jack's and I'm marrying Jesse that piece of crap.
• 39:37
  But I will say Jesse would never cheat on you. Jacks would cheat
• 39:40
  on me in a fortnight, So that would be you know, that's a
• 39:44
  consideration, Jacks is. I feel like Jackson and I would probably be physically
• 39:50
  fighting fistic cups within about four or five four or five months and then fucking
• 39:54
  right after. Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah his shirt off. Yeah,
• 40:01
  I could deal with him more, and there would be fun. I
• 40:04
  do not see fun with Jesse. I don't know watching a movie with Jesse
• 40:07
  as fun Jack's. We could play games, we could play pool, go
• 40:12
  to his bar, you can make that funny. Yeah, I go up
• 40:15
  to the bar and make that funny joke about the Caprice Sons and will laugh,
• 40:19
  you know, And you know, my only Capri I know is Caprice
• 40:22
  Son, and I would laugh at him. Jesse is kind of a miserable
• 40:25
  dude, you know. And then when he was like forty three with a
• 40:30
  kid, whoever would have thought it, I'm like, just shut up.
• 40:36
  Yeah, that's the worst thing on earth to be. Yeah. He was
• 40:38
  like, yeah, like a triple leukemia. It's like, you know,
• 40:44
  your little what was? What will people at the beach club say to me?
• 40:51
  I'm divorced and I'm forty three? Forty three? God, who would
• 40:55
  have thunk it? Forty three and divorced. Uh, welcome to la Yeah,
• 41:01
  yeah, yeah, it's like society, dude. Yeah, fifty percent
• 41:07
  of marriage's bilbo baggins. Get a clue, bilbo bagons. Poor Janet,
• 41:14
  she was like, I'm cooking, I'm pregnant, Britney's sick. I'm the
• 41:19
  only one who knows what's going on. I still don't I still don't like
• 41:22
  you. Damn it, I don't care. I don't care, still don't
• 41:25
  like you. I laughed my ass off though. When Brittany started to come
• 41:30
  out of the like little pantry hobbit hut, you know that, she was
• 41:32
  like the little pantry hut she got out of. They cut to Janna and
• 41:36
  her eyes went red, like, here's I don't know that room. It's
• 41:43
  so good, just like I think was scared. I put the gas role
• 41:46
  in there. I thought it was the oven. I was just trying to
• 41:51
  take a napey this hate this this soda. Oh my god, Brittany,
• 41:55
  that's the oven. Yeah's hands are full. Man's hands for nine thousand people,
• 42:07
  damn out. I was impressed from Jasmine too, but I was impressed
• 42:13
  the way that Janet handled it, by how she responded to Jesse. She
• 42:17
  was like, all right, I'm out. I'm not cooking for you guys
• 42:20
  anymore, instead of like, who the fuck do you think you are talking
• 42:23
  to me like that? Jason, look alive, Yeah, look alive.
• 42:30
  Why are you just sitting there? That's going to be a problem because they
• 42:32
  were drunk. He was like Janet, out here, I'm crying. He
• 42:40
  was all bloodshot eyes and they were all just so drunk. But Jason made
• 42:45
  a really good point on this trip, they're supposed to be making him feel
• 42:50
  hopeful. These men are terrified, Oh my god, awful, scaring the
• 42:55
  cheeses out of him. Yeah, I'm seeing those guys sit around the fire
• 43:00
  and I'm like, man, I've been in I've been in all guy fires
• 43:02
  like that, you know, And it's all about the company you keep at
• 43:06
  that fire. And then I'm like, that's a bad roster right there.
• 43:09
  That that's a bad guy's bonfire right there. And they're rare, but man,
• 43:15
  you get a few. Jesse will make any bondfire bad that guy,
• 43:17
  But you're not coming to my backyard buddy. Ever. Yeah, he'll singe
• 43:22
  anything in his way and just burn it to shreds. A little kid'll be
• 43:25
  like everyone mom said it's time for the recital and we're gonna put on a
• 43:30
  get out of here. Nope, nope, no amateur crab. No,
• 43:36
  I've been to vague. I go to Vegas three times a month. You're
• 43:37
  not like Vegas level you just kid, He's so stupid. He just doesn't
• 43:44
  get like, just be nice, dude, just be nice, I know.
• 43:46
  And the fact that he's so quickly after Janet was like I'm out of
• 43:50
  here, It's like, I'm sorry, that was aggressive. I'm like,
• 43:52
  you recognize and pretty quickly. That shows me that you've been doing this for
• 43:58
  a long time. Yeah, he's also a super Jesse's really physical with like
• 44:02
  the other guys like and that I'm always like weird because usually when a guy
• 44:07
  is not well liked and he's physical, that usually ends badly for him.
• 44:12
  Like it's usually so Danny and I'm like murderous towel choke yes, and hasn't
• 44:19
  been like hold on buddy, I'm gonna hurt you. Like I'm waiting for
• 44:23
  the capture a moment on camera where it's like cause, but Danny seems really
• 44:27
  peaceful, which is good. You're the only adult man there, Danny,
• 44:30
  so you're gonna have to handle these boys. But it's it just sucks.
• 44:35
  Did you ever have a meltdown like Danny did with just like and you know
• 44:38
  he was drunk, but like, you know, just be having to get
• 44:42
  up every two hours and change the baby, feed the baby, help,
• 44:46
  put the baby on the boob, Like what was your mind like during that
• 44:51
  time? Do you remember? Yeah, it's so hard to remember. Now.
• 44:53
  We know friends who have twins now and I see on the show and
• 44:57
  I'm watching them and nayahead a baby's strapped, strapped to or the entire time
• 45:01
  on that show, and I was like, man, have I been there?
• 45:05
  Yeah, I've been there, So yeah, his brain is mush and
• 45:07
  him crying, I'm like, if you weren't crying, i'd be. You
• 45:10
  are pretty long too, Garrett, how are you? Yeah, that's the
• 45:15
  thing I think I was. Let's see, that was twenty ten. I
• 45:17
  was born in eighty four, so like twenty five, twenty six, Wow,
• 45:22
  so young. Yeah, totally, you know, and so yeah,
• 45:25
  and your brain is mush. And that's the thing. I can't believe they
• 45:29
  have the energy to like travel to Big Bear. I'd like, right,
• 45:31
  I can't go. I'm not going, you know, like truly, that
• 45:37
  was miraculous. Yeah. So if he's crying and drunk and tired, I'm
• 45:39
  like, yeah, you gotta You're just gonna break down at that point,
• 45:43
  at that time of day. Yeah, And I it did seem like he
• 45:49
  appreciated Jesse saying that he respects him, because he really made a point as
• 45:54
  like, I mean, I expected that from Jackson, from Jason, but
• 45:58
  not from a douchebag like you. Yeah, means, wow, dude,
• 46:02
  you've ever said a single positive thing ever? Dude, that was That was
• 46:07
  crazy. If you've always been a constant dick twenty four to seven, but
• 46:10
  this time you're not. You can tell you he was blown away. It's
• 46:15
  the first nice thing ever said to him by that sh It was truly.
• 46:19
  Oh and also, you know, Jason, he this Napoleon complex that no
• 46:25
  one seems to understand the definition of. And he said so very clearly,
• 46:30
  and these idiots are like, no, it's you got to be taller than
• 46:34
  the lady. I was like, what is going on? That was so
• 46:38
  hilarious. I was like, how do you not know this common knowledge of
• 46:42
  Napoleon? That was weird. Yeah, what is happening? How do you
• 46:45
  not know? It makes me think they have it. Michelle Uh talks with
• 46:54
  Nia and Michelle's like, you're so confusing. I showed you a house in
• 47:00
  Santa Clarita so that you would say you wouldn't want to live there, and
• 47:05
  then they show a clip of them looking at that house, and I mean,
• 47:10
  I also are familiar with Santa Clarita, and you know that's what we're
• 47:15
  dealing with up here. I don't live in a house that big, but
• 47:19
  it is amazing up here. And then Nia is like, Santa Clarita feels
• 47:22
  so isolating and I'm dealing with a lot emotionally, and I don't want to
• 47:25
  move to a place where I don't have any friends or community. And I'm
• 47:29
  like, that's a good decision. I would say, ride it out with
• 47:32
  the little ones until they're like four or five, then move up to Santa
• 47:37
  Clarita, because once you're established there, you're gonna want more space at that
• 47:42
  point. But when they're little like that, you don't need it. And
• 47:45
  like for me, when I moved up here, yeah we didn't. We
• 47:47
  knew one person, but they didn't have like little little kids. But they
• 47:53
  eventually moved away. But so I, Brett and I had to like basically
• 47:58
  start our own little community aka cult. We have a cult, but with
• 48:05
  Maddie's best friends. Yes, it makes a lot of sense. You know,
• 48:08
  once kids can make friends. These can't make friends cabies. No,
• 48:15
  they should be taking all the help they can day to day until like I
• 48:19
  would be like exactly five or six, right when you're about to start them
• 48:22
  in school. Look for them, school systems and they hit that way up
• 48:25
  there, Oh they hit hard. There's the other twins, the twins,
• 48:30
  we see them on camera. Oh they're the little tuxedo cats. Oh my
• 48:34
  god, they'll be in school. But yeah, school systems, that's when.
• 48:37
  But that house was awesome, that back amazing, gorgeous. Yeah,
• 48:40
  and I community for her right now is everything. She absolutely should not move
• 48:45
  away from there. I know they're cramped, but see it through and Santa
• 48:49
  Clarita will be waiting when you're ready. And and then you just again,
• 48:52
  like you said, school systems and this is just if young young parents out
• 48:58
  there, like, don't always be the one to reach out to other parents
• 49:01
  at drop off? Hey, can I grab your number? Our kids really
• 49:05
  like each other. Let's set up a play date. Hey, you know,
• 49:07
  like get the numbers, reach out. Don't be afraid to be that
• 49:10
  person, because if I wasn't that person, we wouldn't have these people in
• 49:15
  our lives. Because I was always the person to reach out to people,
• 49:20
  and I always saw it through. I always set up the playdates and it
• 49:23
  has completely reaped amazing benefits. And also like it's not that every single person
• 49:29
  we've you know, reached out to and had a playdate with it's a match
• 49:32
  because it's kind of like dating, you know what I mean. But we've
• 49:36
  managed ted and carrol ted and Carol eat a dick, you know there,
• 49:44
  cannot stay right there, they eat a dick. Like they came to Amy
• 49:49
  South for dinner, they said, we have our own and they pulled out
• 49:52
  a fucking dick shape cake just so strange, just a barrel of dicks,
• 49:58
  you know. So anyway, and like you just have to know that you're
• 50:05
  in control of building your community and don't be afraid to do it because other
• 50:09
  people are feeling the same way and they're afraid to do it. So that's
• 50:15
  the thing. You should always know. People will be receptive and if they're
• 50:17
  kind of flaky and they don't get back to you after the second or third
• 50:22
  time, then just move on. You know that's happened to me. I
• 50:24
  can take a hint. You know, I'm not for everyone. No,
• 50:29
  it's not true. Give me their names. I'll try to to stay at
• 50:34
  Karita. Beat that ass. Everybody better love my Aimal, She's the best.
• 50:39
  You're the best. So all right, what else do we want to
• 50:44
  talk about? The girls comfort Brittany? Yeah, go ahead, Okay,
• 50:46
  So I want to ask you guys something. So in that big Party House,
• 50:50
  one of the things I was bringing up was do you think they got
• 50:52
  to make a wish list of snacks for that trip? Do you think they
• 50:57
  got to ask producers like, hey, you think they can to them said,
• 51:00
  hey, we're doing the Big Bear House and you guys, you know,
• 51:04
  do they make like a list? Because there was a im I would
• 51:07
  love to know that part because I've been in like a nine to twelve bedroom
• 51:13
  house like that for like a beach house thing. Yeah, And snacks are
• 51:15
  important. Oh my god. Yeah. So I'm like looking at their stuff
• 51:19
  and I'm like, Okay, they got course light, they got all this.
• 51:22
  Someone said they had good case soldiers. I do think, honestly,
• 51:27
  I do in this situation, really think that production probably did go get a
• 51:31
  lot of the stuff, Whereas we have seen in other Housewives trips, like
• 51:37
  they have made it up to like Lake Arrowheader, Big Bear, like Orange
• 51:40
  County did, and they were cooking on their own and maybe production got them
• 51:45
  the ingredients, but like, this did seem like they had help getting it,
• 51:52
  because I feel like they would have shown us them like lugging shit up
• 51:54
  there. Yeah, totally good point. Yeah, we would have saw them
• 51:59
  probably shopping for it maybe or just getting yeah, the car at least.
• 52:02
  Yeah. Yeah, and you have appreciated that up to the store, you
• 52:06
  know, like I'm thinking Beverly Hills, Kyle likes to cook special dishes.
• 52:10
  Yeah there was a Jersey run. But yeah, I think you're Garrett.
• 52:15
  That's so interesting, I think, because you know, I think it depends
• 52:19
  on yes, it would be awesome and like when we so, Jamie,
• 52:25
  you've been invited to the Lake Arrowhead trips. You haven't been able to make
• 52:29
  them. I know, I hate that I haven't been able to make it.
• 52:30
  But unlike Zach, I was invited. You were the most important part
• 52:36
  because I don't have kids, and I still got invited. Yeah. Absolutely,
• 52:39
  And when we've gone, we do each take like a meal, and
• 52:45
  we all bring our ship up there, and whatever we don't have we can
• 52:47
  go to the local store. But like I'm packing coolers with like casseroles made,
• 52:52
  I'm packing you know, we're packing snacks, We're packing the ship out
• 52:54
  of it. So that being said, that's a better way to go to
• 53:00
  bring stuff with you than to go get it when you're up there, because
• 53:02
  it's really like not easy to get stuff. No, and everyone knows what
• 53:07
  their kids want too. Yeah, Boomba's bombas whatever the hell? Yeah,
• 53:15
  I think the production did it. But you know, I Garrett, it's
• 53:16
  interesting, I bet you god. My instinct is that production just gets what
• 53:21
  they think they would want. They don't ask. Okay, So there was
• 53:25
  one because I'm sitting there watching that right and it went my head right away.
• 53:30
  And there was one point where Jesse said, like one sentence where he
• 53:31
  goes, I don't do I don't know if they have it. I asked
• 53:35
  for blah blah blah, and I was like, oh, and I was
• 53:37
  like, maybe that was And I was hoping you guys would catch it,
• 53:39
  but maybe not. That's fine. I think they got to. I think
• 53:45
  they got to like that would be a dream, that would that would be
• 53:50
  dream because you know that they did bring up their specialty items, like Jesse
• 53:52
  brought up his wine, his Bordeaux, and they brought up their special coffee
• 53:58
  and their coffee makers. He's such a special coffee guy. Oh no,
• 54:00
  I don't do folgers. I'm not a folgers guy. Can't you swell house?
• 54:06
  I have my own you're an own coffee guy. Cool dude, everyone
• 54:08
  loves those people. God, how can you love coffee? Dude? You
• 54:15
  can't just have coffee with the regular people. You have to be you.
• 54:20
  I did love when Michelle's like, do you want some of our coffee?
• 54:25
  And Jack's's like get some fucking folgers? No, thank you. I was
• 54:30
  like, yeah, she said she was gonna like she was gonna poison.
• 54:34
  Would you like to try? He was like, is she hitting on me?
• 54:38
  Am? I about to get a text of her. Yes, swingers
• 54:42
  coffee, that swingers coffee Brittany. Towards the end with these confessionals, I
• 54:47
  mean actually threaded through this episode was Jake's is sucking the laugh on to make
• 54:53
  Jake's sucking my sparkle Jake's I did to have about this more rack Tyke.
• 54:58
  I'm starting to releast hub to put up with for years. I mean,
• 55:01
  she is like angling hard into letting us know this is over, and like
• 55:08
  now we know. You know, once you've once you've reached the sparkle phase
• 55:14
  and your Sparkle's been sucked out, you know it's over. Once your sparkles
• 55:19
  sucked out, done, given the judge a divorce will tell you that.
• 55:23
  The judge goes, you have any sparkle left, it's done, sucked out,
• 55:27
  your dumb out of me divorce, get her some more sparkle on her
• 55:37
  way out, and give her a divorce. Do you know how hard it
• 55:43
  is to apply for more sparkle? I was up with the d MV and
• 55:46
  they were like, we need five proofs of documents showing that you had sparkle
• 55:52
  before, where you lived when you had your sparkle. Oh, it's so
• 55:59
  tough. That would I hope the guy the next guy Brittany dates has watched
• 56:02
  the show, and he can just go, hey, girl, I'm gonna
• 56:05
  give you your sparkle back, you know, like I got a sparkle for
• 56:08
  you. You all a lot of sparkle, and I got a large supply
• 56:14
  sparkle for you. Girl. He's you know, someone's got to use the
• 56:17
  sparkle angle on her. Someone's gonna use that sparkle angle. Now, Jacks
• 56:22
  is like, oh, yeah, we're we're not talking about divorce. We
• 56:23
  don't believe in divorce. We don't even believe in separation. Meanwhile, living
• 56:28
  at an Airbnb. So she'll bury me in the backyard. And hey,
• 56:35
  that's it's not hard to dig up turf. Buddy, boy, I've seen
• 56:38
  that backyard. Ears, that's the fakest grass I've ever seen in that backyard.
• 56:46
  Do you know your own lawn, Garrett, damn right, I do.
• 56:57
  But my my weed whacker fell apart in my hands. It was hilarious,
• 57:00
  actually so interesting today you lost your sparkle on your lawn. Now.
• 57:08
  The other thing was is that Jacks is saying in his confessional, am I
• 57:15
  causing her to drink? I don't know. If that's the case, then
• 57:20
  we have a whole other issue that we have to deal with. Yeah,
• 57:24
  you do, now I don't. I don't know. I mean I do
• 57:29
  think that she does need an escape from him and his nagging. God,
• 57:36
  what a nagger. I know, what a pain in the ass. You
• 57:40
  know, he's he can't stop talking and it's always a nag. Yeah,
• 57:49
  that video of the kid, just put it away, Like the way he's
• 57:53
  talking Around'm like, shut, he needs to check himself. What'd you say?
• 57:58
  Nothing? Just like the whole I guarantee you. He's so good at
• 58:00
  like just it's probably four o'clock. She's done nothing all day, just hanging
• 58:05
  out, you know, the laundry, has one beer, and he's like,
• 58:07
  great, I act like a mom, act like a mom, and
• 58:09
  it's like, dude, that's crazy. It was like, dude, you're
• 58:15
  come on, man, this is not the wady. And then the morning
• 58:19
  after like he's just like, oh my gosh, well sorry about that.
• 58:22
  And then they were able to kind of move on somewhat and Jesse's just crying
• 58:27
  with in his loafers and just like there where we were a year ago.
• 58:32
  And I hope that they could get out of it before it's too late,
• 58:37
  like it is for me. I liked his Uh, she's over here and
• 58:40
  she's going that way, and I'm trying to go that way, and she
• 58:45
  went that way. I'm not that. I can't go that way with her,
• 58:49
  with her, what are you going? And then she went further that
• 58:52
  way, which made me go the other way to around to try and cut
• 58:55
  her off at the past. But then she knew I was coming from that
• 58:59
  way, so dunked around me. She's running away from you. That's called
• 59:05
  fleeing. She's free this marriage, fleeing, she's leaving. I love that
• 59:13
  saying that, because you could tell he hasn't processed it full And she went
• 59:15
  away and I can't get that way. It still doesn't happen. He doesn't.
• 59:21
  I can't get it. Not getting it, you're not getting it,
• 59:23
  doesn't understand it. We got a really sad well, I mean, I
• 59:27
  guess it was meant to be sad, a montage of Jackson Brittany at the
• 59:30
  end there, and I was like, is this the season finale? You
• 59:34
  know? And then it wasn't because then we got a sweet ass review or
• 59:51
  like a you know, trailer for next week and they're still up there.
• 59:54
  Wait, what did you think of Zach's out of there? What did you
• 1:00:00
  think of Zach's like geotag story, Wow, it didn't hit, It did
• 1:00:08
  not hit. Did not land with us? No, it didn't land with
• 1:00:12
  me. It was a little weird. It's a little weird. It's so
• 1:00:15
  weird. Who said that he was an extra amy on a thing? Do
• 1:00:20
  you remember that? What? An extra? Oh? On an our thread?
• 1:00:27
  Or maybe this is on a different thread. Wait, it's coming to
• 1:00:31
  me. Zach was seen on an episode of Hacks in the background. Oh,
• 1:00:37
  no way, it came to me on a different thread. Oh my
• 1:00:40
  god, I watched that show too. I don't I didn't see him.
• 1:00:45
  How could you miss it wasn't looking How can you miss that airline? And
• 1:00:52
  I'm sure he was over acting too. Why I'm at the store. What
• 1:00:55
  does this say? You know? Oh? You know what too? Speaking
• 1:01:00
  of people who weren't invited on that trip, so they went like fishing on
• 1:01:05
  the pontoon, and all I could think about was Luke just at home,
• 1:01:07
  like I didn't get to go fishing up there, and I'm the fisherman.
• 1:01:12
  He saw that episode? Yeah, he threw his rod across the room,
• 1:01:16
  across their little apartment. He's Christen's like what's going on. He's like,
• 1:01:22
  they're up there fishing. She's like this means war, Like, wouldn't that
• 1:01:25
  be great? She's like, I can't believe you, Jacks, of all
• 1:01:30
  people, you know that he likes to fitch and you. Is it true,
• 1:01:37
  Jacks? Were you catching other bass with other men? Is that what
• 1:01:39
  you did? Luke? You hate us, don't you. I try and
• 1:01:45
  get my face like, okay, Jamie, what do you got it?
• 1:01:52
  Okay, Amanda? I spied Zach from the Valley as a background actor in
• 1:01:55
  the latest episode of Hacks. Couldn't miss that. Ahead of hair the event,
• 1:02:00
  Deborah's m seeing at the hotel. He's at the dinner. I'm gonna
• 1:02:04
  watch it again, the exact scene. I remember the exact scene. I'm
• 1:02:07
  gonna watch it again. Shout out Amanda, Amanda, I know listens to
• 1:02:10
  drama, Darling, Amanda. We love you and your in your art?
• 1:02:15
  Oh my god? What is her art? Her Instagram name? I do
• 1:02:22
  know. I believe we got to give her a shout out. Linda,
• 1:02:25
  let me shovel check. Okay, girl, It's like, anyway, all
• 1:02:30
  right, do we have anything else to say about this show? They did
• 1:02:36
  shout out to the producers once again forgave it, giving us like the funniest.
• 1:02:39
  Jack was like, I'm a good person. And then they did a
• 1:02:42
  quick montage of all the times Jacks was a shitty person, just real quick
• 1:02:45
  because I'm a good person, damn it. They were like nope, nope,
• 1:02:47
  nope, no no. I thought that was wonderful and they gave us
• 1:02:55
  all love the I love the flashbacks of those two together. It's just when
• 1:03:02
  they go great and the screen is grey, I'm like, here we go,
• 1:03:07
  it's coming. I like miss miss m I s s Amanda Blake dot
• 1:03:14
  Art on Instagram, Miss Amanda Blake dot Art on Instagram and girl loves Dog
• 1:03:19
  Art on Etsy, and miss Amanda Blake will do commissions and she does mosaic
• 1:03:24
  work and it's fabulous, incredible. You guys did an incredible birthday gift for
• 1:03:29
  me which was the cover of my cookbook and and it was all in this
• 1:03:34
  mosaic. Oh my god, it's so beautifully done. She's very, very
• 1:03:37
  commissioned her. Here's her. This is like a yeah, anyway, she
• 1:03:45
  was on it, so Zach, I love you, fellow Fespian. Yes.
• 1:03:50
  I want to say one other thing that when Janet came out. I
• 1:03:55
  just loved this scene so much. She was like, he was like,
• 1:03:59
  no, no, no, inside right now, please thank you. And
• 1:04:02
  she was like all right, I'm out then for the night. I'm not
• 1:04:04
  cooking for everybody, and told to shush off, no, no one.
• 1:04:09
  And then Jackson is like, you shouldn't shush. You don't shush a girl.
• 1:04:14
  And then then down in the room, she was like, I can't
• 1:04:17
  believe I was shush like that, Like we shouldn't be shushing. It's like,
• 1:04:20
  this is amazing everyone's commitment to that word. And do we all remember
• 1:04:25
  one of the most famous shushings of all on Housewives of Beverly Hills. What
• 1:04:30
  shush right now? Kyle? Shush up? Your shush up, Kyle said.
• 1:04:34
  Kim. Kim told Kyle to shush, shush up. Kyle said,
• 1:04:38
  Kim wait, Kyle wait. Kim told Kyle a shush. I believe Kim
• 1:04:42
  told Kyle to shush at the famous dinner Oh oh you mean the dinner party
• 1:04:47
  from Hell. Yes, oh, Kim, you're right. Kim told not
• 1:04:55
  Kyle, but she told Taylor to shush up. I think shush and it
• 1:05:00
  was a good place. Shut You're right now, shush up right now.
• 1:05:05
  Okay, maybe I don't know who it was, but she was fighting with
• 1:05:09
  Taylor at that dinner, if that's the dinner. But Jamie, I I
• 1:05:12
  really have to applaud you for a throwback shush moment. I mean, wow,
• 1:05:17
  amazingly incredible work. All right, Well, anything else you guys want
• 1:05:21
  to say about Santa Clarita, About how Jesse eats chips over the cheese dip.
• 1:05:29
  Why was it so hot that he was like terrified? I'm like,
• 1:05:30
  there's no tostito cheese dip that damn hot again? Everything he does sucks.
• 1:05:38
  You can't even enjoy tostitos and queso dip. Normal dude, And you're in
• 1:05:43
  pointy shoes you get from Eldos at the fancy mall. I don't know one
• 1:05:46
  likes you, No one likes you. Oh yeah. Yelling at pregnant women,
• 1:05:55
  get out of mice, yelling at pregnant women, yelling at women who
• 1:05:58
  are sick, and then shushing men and shushing this man, this men,
• 1:06:03
  this, men should be ashamed of themselves. Yes, what do you watch,
• 1:06:06
  Jackie? You're English? One isn't. Yeah, I can't wait to
• 1:06:11
  see what happens next. I mean, they just the cool thing about the
• 1:06:14
  show. I mentioned it before out of previous Darma Darling. They don't yet
• 1:06:18
  realize what they're on somehow, even though they know their friends are on reality
• 1:06:24
  TV shows, they're not yet aware and so it's coming in raw and honest
• 1:06:29
  and it's just and I think because maybe they all were already friends. It's
• 1:06:31
  very organic, so they kind of forget the cameras are there in a weird
• 1:06:35
  way and they just are like letting loose and it's lovely to watch. Kudos,
• 1:06:41
  Bravo, Kudos, Valley. You you have delighted me from minute one
• 1:06:45
  and I just wasn't sure what this would be. But it's picking up.
• 1:06:48
  It's filling a hole that's being left by you know who. You are so
• 1:06:54
  right, though, Jamie, you are so right. They do like behave
• 1:06:57
  on this this season of like they know what reality shows are, but they
• 1:07:00
  don't know what to hold back and it's just being shown to us. And
• 1:07:04
  you're so right. There's an energy with them all like that you are,
• 1:07:08
  So that's good. It's it's truly yeah. I mean, with Jack's running
• 1:07:13
  his mouth everywhere and Brittany when she popped out of that pantry, I got
• 1:07:18
  my life like that was one of the best scenes I've ever seen, like
• 1:07:25
  her being like, fucking I'll be your wif you know. I wonder how
• 1:07:30
  long she was listening for She's like, I'm taking notes, Rottnail. She
• 1:07:33
  knew he was gonna ship. She was waiting for it. She was literally
• 1:07:36
  waiting for it. And she was also, have you ever been sick at
• 1:07:40
  a party or something or just anything? Even as a little kid, I
• 1:07:43
  remember always wanting to know what's going on. So you're just like listening.
• 1:07:45
  Yeah, she was just laying there listening. You know, it's sad.
• 1:07:48
  She's like, I wish I could be out there, but I don't feel
• 1:07:50
  good. So she's just listening and he freaking throws her under the bush.
• 1:07:55
  Bad boy, very bad. What great television. So guys, thank you
• 1:08:01
  so much. Okay, Garrett Fuller, you have amazing content. You are
• 1:08:05
  so funny. You do these incredible characters, and people can find you at
• 1:08:10
  Wayne County Life, That's Life with a y F on Instagram, TikTok and
• 1:08:16
  YouTube. Right all the platforms you have Wayne County Life, l y f
• 1:08:20
  E and you have a new Patreon so you get behind the scenes stuff that's
• 1:08:25
  going great. Yeah, we're going live all the time too on there.
• 1:08:29
  It's really fun. So I'm just kind of live improvising with a lot of
• 1:08:31
  the fans and that's really fun. So you know, if anyone wants to
• 1:08:35
  come over there and see that, it's very fun. I'm gonna do it
• 1:08:38
  in my backyard tonight. So, oh my god, that's amazing. It
• 1:08:43
  so much James Moyer can find you can find her on Instagram at jam Detroit
• 1:08:49
  and what else? Do you have any shows to plug if you live in
• 1:08:53
  Los Angeles? I'm sure you do. You've done a ton lately. I've
• 1:08:56
  got it shows all weekend. On Friday, I'm at the Elisian Theater doing
• 1:09:02
  the comedy family Feud Show, which is going to be very fun Team Tompkins
• 1:09:12
  with Paul F. Tompkins and his beautiful wife. I'm very excited for that
• 1:09:15
  and then some other teammates as well, so that's going to be really fun.
• 1:09:20
  And then Saturday, I'm at the Dynasty Theater and please come see me
• 1:09:27
  there as well. And just you know, click on my IMDb. It's
• 1:09:31
  just fun to look and see where I've been. You know, I look
• 1:09:34
  at it all the time. Remembering when I used to work. Oh Habada.
• 1:09:43
  I love you guys so much, My detort friends. All right,
• 1:09:47
  check out my Patreon dot com back slash drama Darling Tomorrow over there, Summerhouse,
• 1:09:53
  and Top Chop. Bye, Darling, Mamma Darling