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Chris Franjola on Taylor Swift, And Just Like That and AI Girlfriends · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 6: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have your favorite
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  Speaker 2: blue-eyed father of the year, fresh from Iceland, Chris Frangelo.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. Happy to be back. Happy to be back
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  Speaker 5: in America.
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  Speaker 2: And very exciting, he brought a special guest with him.
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  Speaker 2: Following in my footsteps, he's got Beckett pulling topics for
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  Speaker 2: us right now.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Beckett is out in the living room.
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  Speaker 2: She's on her iPhone coming up with juicy topics for us.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys are anything like me. Well,
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  Speaker 5: you're out of the woods on this one. But every
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  Speaker 5: now and again, you get a week where there's no
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  Speaker 5: school and no camp or anything. And that's what I'm
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  Speaker 5: in right now. No school, no camp. My wife's at work.
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  Speaker 5: So I got to drag her around, you know.
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  Speaker 2: She is so cute.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank God, right?
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  Speaker 2: She has the best of both of you guys. She's
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  Speaker 2: got a super cute smile, but then she has your
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  Speaker 2: wife's tan skin and golden hair. I know.
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  Speaker 5: Thank God she's got my wife's skin, not my old
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  Speaker 5: Irish skin. Very cute. Yeah, she's very cute. She's cute.
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  Speaker 5: So she's got it today coming with me on errands,
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  Speaker 5: which kids love. Kids love to do mindless errands. You know,
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  Speaker 5: the cleaners and the bank.
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  Speaker 2: I just remember there was a time that I guess
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  Speaker 2: my mom was like remodeling or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember I woke up like on a Saturday
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  Speaker 2: and I said, please, mom, please tell me today is
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  Speaker 2: not a carpeteria day.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know carpeteria?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And she's like, no, the house is done. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, because it just felt like, because
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  Speaker 2: I was that youngest kid that like had to go.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody was in school. I was like going to carpeteria and, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, all these places. I remember it like going.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, no, the living room's done now. We
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  Speaker 2: don't have to go back to the cafeteria.
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  Speaker 5: I remember not wanting to go into the mall with
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  Speaker 5: my mom and just sitting in a hot car for hours.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter's watching a phone right now. We didn't have that.
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  Speaker 2: We just stared straight ahead. Or you would hide in
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  Speaker 2: those things and get lost.
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  Speaker 5: That was a big fun thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: My scariest moment was we were at the Home Depot
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  Speaker 2: with a contractor or something and Drake went missing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean, I was immediately like screaming, go to
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  Speaker 2: the front of the store. Don't let him leave. I'm
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  Speaker 2: freaking out, freaking out. And he was in between like
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  Speaker 2: the interior doors, all the choices of interior doors that
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  Speaker 2: you could choose. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And every time that's happened to anybody I know, when
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  Speaker 2: they find their kid, they think it's like hilarious that
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  Speaker 2: you're screaming and hysterical and you find them and they're like, Like, sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Well, these days it's a little different, you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's very, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I know. And, you know, my mother-in-law always tells me
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  Speaker 5: that my daughter's got a very trafficable face. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: she doesn't say it in those words, but kind of.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, what are you saying? She's like, I just
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  Speaker 5: don't think you should put pictures of her online. I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I really don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't.
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  Speaker 5: And she's like, yeah, because she's got like a look.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, what's her look? You know, she'd be
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  Speaker 5: a great young trafficked child. I think she's, which is
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  Speaker 5: good in a way, a weird compliment, you know?
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  Speaker 2: I know. I mean, it's like, it's in the same
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  Speaker 2: thing when I said, and then when you realize, like,
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  Speaker 2: I just remember more like the day I realized that
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  Speaker 2: like the boys are too big to be kidnapped.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: It's a huge relief, which you will never get over
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  Speaker 2: with the daughter.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so. Never. Never.
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  Speaker 2: They're always, they're always kidnappable.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Until you get to my age, but then they're
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  Speaker 2: always kidnappable. but a boy like physically can kind of
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  Speaker 2: like grow out of it. And then you can have that.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have to worry about, that's good to know.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have to worry about them kidnapping somebody because
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  Speaker 2: they're men. Okay. Let's talk about Iceland. Did you love it?
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  Speaker 2: My friend just went and had like the greatest time.
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  Speaker 5: It is amazing. It's unbelievable. It's amazing. You're in the
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  Speaker 5: middle of like nowhere. The entire, I mean, I'm sure
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  Speaker 5: a lot of people have gone. I have like tourism's their,
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  Speaker 5: their biggest thing. It's only 400,000 people in the whole country.
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  Speaker 5: So there's, you drive for hours without seeing anybody and
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  Speaker 5: then just waterfalls and sheep and it's just crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So it was a good trip for a five.
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  Speaker 5: Year old girl. I'm not much of like adventure guy.
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  Speaker 5: Like when you go on vacation, do you want to
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  Speaker 5: do nothing or something?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, Peter right from the start was someone
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  Speaker 2: that always like planned stuff. And I remember my sister
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  Speaker 2: Shannon was like kind of jealous in a way because
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  Speaker 2: her husband is you know, Beverly Hills, Jew, Goldstein. And
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  Speaker 2: he likes to go to like a Four Seasons, get
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  Speaker 2: the cabana the entire week and not leave. And she's like,
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  Speaker 2: and Shannon would be like, at a certain time, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: can we see a dolphin? And I'm like, Shannon, you're
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  Speaker 2: the nicest husband, who cares? But no, we would do
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  Speaker 2: a good mix of things. Which is my biggest regret,
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  Speaker 2: which I've talked about is When Drake was two months old,
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  Speaker 2: Peter was like, I got a great deal at the
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  Speaker 2: Ritz Carlton in Maui. And we're going to go to
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  Speaker 2: the top of the whatever is called Honolulu, whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: then you ride, you see the sunrise and then you
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  Speaker 2: ride these bikes down. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I've heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: And we were so at the far end. So they
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  Speaker 2: picked us up at 1 45 AM.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: By the time we got up there, it was in January.
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  Speaker 2: It was hailing. So we couldn't go down and we
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't because later on the trip, I met a woman
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  Speaker 2: who's like, oh, I have to come here every year
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  Speaker 2: for depositions because I saw someone become a quadriplegic on
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  Speaker 2: the ride down. And I was like, thank God it hailed.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: And so, and I remember like in the car, we
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  Speaker 2: pick up another person because we have to go to
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  Speaker 2: a hotel, hotel. And this guy's like, oh, my wife's
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  Speaker 2: not joining. And I remember being like, oh. That's so sad.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't know what she's missing. Like I'm such an
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  Speaker 2: adventurous young wife. Yeah. So yeah, we would do the
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  Speaker 2: scuba diving and we would do things. Now I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to leave the resort. Or if you,
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  Speaker 2: if it's a beautiful house that you're renting, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: why are we leaving the mansion? That's where I'm at now. Well,
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  Speaker 2: but at a place like that, you've got to do
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  Speaker 2: all the things.
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  Speaker 5: There's nothing. But I mean, every single, we did 15.
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  Speaker 5: I put on a helmet more times on this trip
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  Speaker 5: than I've ever put on a helmet in my life.
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  Speaker 5: Everything we did required a helmet. Of some sort of
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  Speaker 5: climbing a mountain, horseback riding. I had a horseback incident.
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  Speaker 5: I've ridden a horse three times. Okay. This is not
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  Speaker 5: a joke. I've ridden a horse three times.
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  Speaker 2: Well, most people, if you're not like an equestrian.
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  Speaker 5: I've been bitten twice.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Twice. Do you think they think you're one of
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  Speaker 2: them with those teeth?
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  Speaker 5: You know, could very well be. I mean, I've literally
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  Speaker 5: been bitten twice in the back by horses.
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  Speaker 1: How?
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  Speaker 5: By another horse?
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  Speaker 2: So you're on a horse and another horse bites you?
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  Speaker 5: For some reason where I grew up to be like
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  Speaker 5: the neighbors, they were like, I grew up in an
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  Speaker 5: era where people just had pets in their backyard that
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  Speaker 5: weren't dogs and cats. They had pigs. In the 70s,
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  Speaker 5: there were no rules. If you wanted a pig in
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  Speaker 5: your backyard, you could have it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know my friend had a horse in her
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  Speaker 2: backyard right up the street from Target in Woodland Hills?
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  Speaker 2: That is not zoned for horses.
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  Speaker 5: In Ronkonkoma, these people had horses in their backyard. Lots
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  Speaker 5: of them. And then one day they were just gone.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, where's the horse? And he didn't just don't
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  Speaker 5: ask questions. Who knows where the horse is? There wasn't
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  Speaker 5: even a car. They just tied to a tree, no
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  Speaker 5: corral or anything. Anyway, uh, I got bitten by that
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  Speaker 5: horse one time. And then I got bitten by a
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  Speaker 5: horse at the, at my uncle's trainer at Belmont park.
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  Speaker 5: So then I get on this horse in, in Iceland.
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  Speaker 5: And I know the moment it comes out, the woman's like,
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  Speaker 5: we need a bigger horse. Cause you're a big guy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And the horses are little. They're called Icelandic horses. They're
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  Speaker 5: kind of smaller.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cute.
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  Speaker 5: So they bring out the biggest one they have. And
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  Speaker 5: I can see it's a problem already. It's bucking all
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  Speaker 5: over the place. We get on and we have a
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  Speaker 5: nice ride. It's kind of going a little crazy. And
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  Speaker 5: I can see the woman's eyes. She's getting nervous. She's like,
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  Speaker 5: this horse is not supposed to be acting like this.
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  Speaker 5: We're up in a mountain. It's going through lakes and rivers.
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  Speaker 5: In my head, I'm like, I must look like Yellowstone,
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  Speaker 5: you know? Yeah, yeah. But then I got the helmet
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  Speaker 5: on and my wife's taking pictures. I'm like, don't. I
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  Speaker 5: look like. This is not Kevin Costner with the big
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  Speaker 5: helmet on. So anyway, I get off the horse at
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  Speaker 5: the end, and the horse just bolts and breaks through
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  Speaker 5: the fence and runs off. And the woman's like, I've
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  Speaker 5: never seen that happen. Thank God. I had just gotten off.
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  Speaker 5: I had just pulled my foot out of the stirrup.
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  Speaker 5: If it were a second earlier, I would have been
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  Speaker 5: tumbling through there.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that horses have some weird psychic ability
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  Speaker 2: and sense that you were never a friend of horses before? I,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I've, that's what people have told me that
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  Speaker 2: they could sense your nervousness or whatever, which I'm not,
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  Speaker 2: people are like, are you nervous on a horse?
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, yes, I'm nervous on a horse. They're 3000
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  Speaker 5: pounds and they're animals.
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  Speaker 2: Christopher Reeve. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, of course I'm nervous on a horse. They don't,
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  Speaker 5: eventually they're, you know, we all see those videos of
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  Speaker 5: like an elephant just one day at the circus. because
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  Speaker 5: you know what? Fuck it. Right. You know, you never
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  Speaker 5: know when they're going to pull that off.
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  Speaker 2: Right. You're always like, yeah, we never, yeah. It was
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  Speaker 2: the nicest guy, nicest elephant at the zoo. No. Nicest
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  Speaker 2: one at the zoo.
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  Speaker 5: I've never seen him do that before. That's because it's
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  Speaker 5: the first time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: If he had done it before, he wouldn't be hanging out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It would have been glue. So anyway, we, it was,
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  Speaker 5: but it was, it's wonderful and it's amazing and it's,
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  Speaker 5: you know, it's a lot of, But it's so nice
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  Speaker 5: to come home after a trip like that because you're
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  Speaker 5: in foreign, every hotel's tiny. There's no like nice hotels.
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  Speaker 5: You stay in cabins in the mountains.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I had a very famous Hollywood weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: Right in my own backyard, literally. Really?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So Friday night came and my friend who lives out
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  Speaker 2: here in this Westlake area, a Thousand Oaks Westlake area
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  Speaker 2: that I live in now, she said, are you going
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  Speaker 2: to Jamie Foxx's party tonight? Well, Jamie Foxx, I talked
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  Speaker 2: to at Nobu. We did exchange numbers. Really? We did
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  Speaker 2: talk at 4th of July.
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  Speaker 5: And I thought he- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So you see Jamie Foxx at Nobu. Nobu Malibu?
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  Speaker 2: Nobu Malibu.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. And how do you get to the point where
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  Speaker 5: you're exchanging numbers?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he was sitting with somebody I know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I wasn't going to walk up to him or anything.
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  Speaker 2: But then he saw me and he's like, hey. And
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  Speaker 2: we've never met, but I just think he recognizes me
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  Speaker 2: from everything, whatever. Yeah. And so I'm like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we've never met before, but he's like, no, I know.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, I heard that you live in my
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood and you have the nicest boat in Westlake and dah, dah, dah.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, oh my God, let's, you got
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  Speaker 2: to come on building a stage at my house for,
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  Speaker 2: to like do standup.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So then my friend says, are you going to this
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  Speaker 2: party tonight? And I had no plans.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I had had, I was sitting on, I was going
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  Speaker 2: to just have a mellow weekend. I was on my
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  Speaker 2: First glass of Rumbauer at six o'clock.
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  Speaker 5: In my backyard. This is this Friday.
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  Speaker 2: This is this Friday. And I'm like, so I text
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  Speaker 2: him and I'm like, how am I not invited to
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  Speaker 2: your party tonight? And he's like, oh, you are. Then
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  Speaker 2: this guy calls me and he's like the handler or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, you're at the gate. Call me when
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  Speaker 2: you get here. All this stuff. So then my friends
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  Speaker 2: were knew somebody and they were invited. I get in
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  Speaker 2: the car and they're all wearing neon clothes and it's,
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  Speaker 2: they're like, it's a pickleball party. I'm like, it's a
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  Speaker 2: pickleball party at Jamie Foxx. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: So we get there. He owns the best paddle company.
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  Speaker 2: He has like so many businesses. He has so many awards.
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  Speaker 2: I like, like the awards were just in this glass case.
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  Speaker 2: I was just looking at all of them. BTs, Emmys.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's Oscars. Oscars, everything. So we get to, and it's
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  Speaker 2: this huge property.
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  Speaker 5: And, um, is it here?
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  Speaker 2: Like within this, it's like go outside of this community
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  Speaker 2: and like drive six more minutes. And that's like its
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  Speaker 2: own gate.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so then I go down, they have a DJ.
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  Speaker 2: He has four pickleball, um, courts courts going people are
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  Speaker 2: playing pickleball in the dark wearing neon.
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  Speaker 5: Why is that a thing you do in pickleball neon
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  Speaker 5: i just think it was like because it was dark
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  Speaker 5: and it made it fun yeah so then i go get.
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  Speaker 2: Some food i don't know where my friends are they're
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  Speaker 2: like playing pickleball whatever.
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  Speaker 5: And um so you're there alone or.
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  Speaker 2: My friends picked us up my friend's husband was sober
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  Speaker 2: he drove okay um the other girls were pretty buzzed
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  Speaker 2: from like drinking prior and they're like playing pickleball and
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  Speaker 2: they're like tennis players so they're like pretty good and
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  Speaker 2: yeah I did not have like my proper pickleball gear,
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  Speaker 2: though I have improved.
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  Speaker 5: You're not like overly dressed. You're not like in a gown.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm wearing a black romper with Gucci tennis shoes
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  Speaker 2: because I thought I'd be like casual.
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  Speaker 5: You could still pull off a pickleball.
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  Speaker 2: But it was really kind of to promote this thing
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  Speaker 2: and it was very casual. But there was tons of
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  Speaker 2: food and everything and a bartender and all that. And
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of like, okay, you know, well– I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: is he even here? And this guy is like, who knows?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 5: So then.
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  Speaker 2: But then Jamie comes over to where I'm eating food.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, come over here. And he shows me
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  Speaker 2: the stage. And there was just like four other people there.
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  Speaker 2: And then we talked for like 20 minutes. Really? And
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  Speaker 2: he told me his whole life story of how he
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  Speaker 2: got discovered and how... how hard it was to like,
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  Speaker 2: try to get any stage time. I thought he knew, um,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Keenan before he did not. So he was just straight
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: up auditioning. And then I'm like, you have to tell
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: me the backstory behind my favorite character, which is Wanda,
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: which is the overly confident, unattractive girl. And, and I'm like,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: you must've known someone like, and he's like, yes, you know?
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: And then, and then he's like, I did it in
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: the audition or something, or I did it. And then
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: And then Keenan was like, put this wig on. And
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: that's when it became.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: And the lips.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: And the cross-eyed and like all that. So that was
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: super fun. Very, very nice. Total gentleman. Like totally great.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Nice to everybody.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: I've heard very nice things about him.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: And he had his classic hat that he like always
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: wears now. Yeah. That kind of like wide brim. And
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: so then we left. Then the next day... Drake writes
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: his friend who works here at the club and says,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: would you like to golf later today? And he goes, well,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: it's a little crazy because Obama's here today. I'm like, wait, what?
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: So Obama was with his friends playing. And I said,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: you got to have him let us know when he's
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: coming up on our hole because our backyard overlooks one
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: of the holes. And so sure enough, They came up and,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: you know, he's got his swagger, the way he walks.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: And once he got the hole in, I clapped and
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: they all kind of laughed. And then I said, good job.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: And he waved.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: He was a delight.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: And then later on, we went to golf and they
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: were finishing. And so the Secret Service were there, but
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: it was very chill. Like Secret Service and stuff was there,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: but it was not like obstructing anybody's time. Like he
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: was very low key. And then like his friend found
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: his ball and then I heard like his voice like,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: And the plot thickens, just like Obama. And then I
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: realized that Obama and my husband, Peter, are living the
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: same life. They are both golfing.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Retired, more or less.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Golfing, and their wives have to do podcasting.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Nothing has changed.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're amazing.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: They're literally the same. One person ran the country for
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: eight years, and the other one, they're at the same spot.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: They're at the same level of success.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, both graying at this point, a little older.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Both graying, both having a good time golfing, making a
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: chuckle with a few friends.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Good, good. Yeah, all nice. Okay, and then- That is
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: a pretty good weekend. It's a pretty good weekend.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: click and collect. So easy. Gifts they'll cherish at prices
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: you'll love.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: started crying.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: happens next.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: every day was.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: You're worth the work.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: And then yesterday was just chill, just preparing for you.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Because I was still recovering from, you guessed it, the
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: end of And Just Like That.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Thursday night, we watched it. Let's just get into it.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: I watched it this morning.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, you watched it this morning.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Now listen, for the people that say, I have not
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: watched it.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Stop talking about it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Heather, I enjoy your recaps. Very few say stop talking
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: about it. We are going to tell you what happened
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: in this episode because it was so horrific. And it's
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: 100% clear now that this was not a planned finale.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Like Michael Patrick King said. No, this was a regular show.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: They got told. This is what I think happened.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: They had their 10 episodes done, ready in the can.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: And about episode three or four, they got word, this
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: is your last season.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And then from there, they took the last six episodes.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: or whatever and chopped him up to give it two more.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: And kind of rearranged it and did not tell any
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: of the other cast or anything. I think everybody, because
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I've heard like costume designer, everybody found out when we
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: found out that this is the end.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: But now I'm not sure that they got a.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Like, because it's a hit on HBO. It is a hit. Yeah,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: like it does well in the ratings. So who made
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: the call that we're done? It had to be, it
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: couldn't have been HBO because HBO's got to be happy
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: with the success of it. So it has to be
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: either her or Michael Patrick King or somebody else has
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: to say, I think we've done it all here.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think in entertainment a lot, it's sort
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: of like a mutual goodbye.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And I do think it's an extremely expensive show. Now,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: they had one scene that was beautiful to look at
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: as a girl, which was a a bridal fashion show,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: stunning area, natural light coming through, all these gorgeous models,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: gorgeous dresses, all the girls are attending the fashion show
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: looking stunning, everyone's dressed impeccably, and it was like a
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: two-minute scene. And I said, that scene... was millions of dollars.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: So I appreciated the scene. It was like the one
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: gift as a girly girl that I liked that we
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: were dying for. But I think those, yeah, I think
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: it was a very expensive show. And the rumors are
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: she's going to take it somewhere else. She can do
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: the character somewhere else. She, they own it or whatever.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. They can do other things. They can
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: take it other places. They could do another movie or
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: it never comes back. And She did say in an interview,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: she said, playing Carrie was such an extraordinary job and
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: you have to honor it. Sometimes it seems like an
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: anathema to say, what does that mean? Anathema to say,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: we're not going to do more, but if you love something,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: you know where to leave it sometimes. And then she
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: also just said, I didn't listen or watch the comments
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: and it was extremely successful and I don't really care.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I think that's great that you didn't
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: hear me bitch about it for three years. I do.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: No. Yeah. I mean, don't read the comments on anything.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: That's a good, I mean, I think it's a great
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: way to be.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I will say, I think that she did get a, um,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: some work done in between season two and three. She
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: finally learned the power of a side part, side part
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: and blowing out her hair and keeping it blonder and
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: putting on some, um, self-tanner or, or tanning makeup on
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: her body. I thought she never looked prettier.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: The outfits of course were crazy, but I do think
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: she looked great in this last season, but people brought up,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: she was never like funny. She was never happy. Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: This whole thing. It wasn't, it wasn't the silly Carrie
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: we knew.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: It was now that I finished this season. Yes. And
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: It was shockingly bad.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Horrible.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: And I tried, I gave it my all to like it.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: I did not go into each episode going, I'm going
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: to hate this ridiculous show. This is going to be
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: the one that turns me around.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: And it just kept getting worse and worse. And I
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: was trying to put my finger on what exactly is
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: the problem.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: And I think it's everybody over there just got lazy.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I think that's what it was. I think they were like,
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: we don't care anymore, the writers, whoever. They're actors. I mean,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: it's some of the worst acting I've ever seen outside
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: of the stars. Oh my God. That woman. If I never,
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: if I never have to hear that Evan Handler, her
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: husband talk about his dick ever again, it'll be too soon.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Because if I got to hear him go, I'm hard. Like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Oh my God. Why does it work? Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I just, and the balls and the, I have a
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: big ball. I have one big ball. I have a
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: hard deck. It was for a show where the audience
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: is way predominantly women. I mean, yes, there's a percentage
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: of gay men, but it was a woman's show. The
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: other thing is nobody was going to start watching and
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: just like that. That wasn't already a huge fan of
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Sex and the City.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: It was not a new audience.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: So that is why I don't know why they didn't
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: think to go a much easier, more fun route, which
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: is Kim Cattrall doesn't want to be in the show. Fine.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Focus on the three girls. Have something that brings them
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: together more often, even though they're women in their 50s.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe they work on a charity. Maybe there is that
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: diner that they always went to or something. But bringing
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: them and then they would recall their crazy date. And
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: there would be a quick snippet like sexicity of like
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: an awkward, she's getting a hot flash while trying to
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: have sex with someone new because she's in menopause. Whatever.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: We don't need to see it actually happening. It'd be
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: funnier just for her to say it and then like
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: just a weird cut. And then they could have used
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: the actual guest stars that played the roles previously, not
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: get guest stars and then have them be something else
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: and act like we're not going to remember.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: When everybody that's watching the show has watched Sex and
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: the City episodes multiple times. And then you could have
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: had the guest star, like let's say the guy that
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: broke up with her with a Post-it. Yeah. Post-it. Like
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: then you have fun stories where it intertwines, which would happen,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: which does happen now that I'm this age. My friend
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: will be like, do you remember so-and-so from college? So
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: it'd be the same thing. Charlotte would be like, oh
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: my God, you're going to die who Lily's taking to prom.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Post-it guys, son is taking my daughter to prom.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: The person that broke your heart, Carrie. Great idea.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, do you even think that he
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: remembers you as my friend?
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: And then it could be like Facebook and it's Carrie
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: to suddenly show up. And then it would just be
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: one episode.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: That's it. Yeah, I know.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: One episode, that's it. This was too much of like story, big,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: long storylines. When if you look back at the old show,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: it was just really snippets of.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Dating and things. And I was also trying, I think,
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: I don't, you know, I watched the old one, but
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I don't remember it vividly. But they were trying way
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: too hard to be funny. Way too hard.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: And it really wasn't a funny show before.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: It was juicy. I mean, it was almost like slapstick
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: comedy with What's Her Face and, you know, like her
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: falling down on the naked person in the art thing.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: And it was just like, as an actress, she must
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: be like, what are you doing? Why do I have to?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: And then the shit, In the bowl.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. So then we... Okay, so the final episode,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: it's Thanksgiving. And I said, well, that's good. It'll be
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: a Thanksgiving where they kind of all end up together somehow.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: But no, it was the opposite.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: It was about.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And the woman realized she wasn't alone. She was rather
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: on her own because she ends up being alone, eating... Some,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, do you imagine reading a 400 page novel
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: where you never know the person's name?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Where it's always just the woman, the woman, the woman,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: like you'd lose your fucking mind. And so they go
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: and she's, now she's the pie lady. I'm always known
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: as the pie lady at Thanksgiving.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: And she's picking up pies everywhere.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: From door to door.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Because it's like the one charity that she wants people
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: to realize Carrie was a good person.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Bought pies and let them rot during COVID. Like what
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the fuck? And she's delivering the pie like out of
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: a box, just giving it to somebody with like dust
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: getting on it in between cabs, just gives everybody the pies.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: And then she gets there. And then Miranda's, you know,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: the juicy story of Brady getting someone pregnant is great. Also,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: it would have been juicier if Lily, who's this accomplished pianist,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: And Perfect Child is the one that got knocked out.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: That would have just been more fun, but whatever. And
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: in comes, you know, a nepo baby who is Ben
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Stiller's daughter.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Which one?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: She's playing the pregnant girl.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's Ben Stiller's daughter?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Really? Yes.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: And so.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Ben Stiller and his wife? Yes, Christina Taylor. Christina Taylor, yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Christina Taylor, which is funny because... Essentially, that actress's grandmother,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Helen Mirren, played Brady's grandmother.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Anne Mirren.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Anne Mirren. Sorry, Anne Mirren played Steve's mom.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: So if you're going to do that in real life
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: with real actors, I'm just saying it could have been
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: way more fun for the person in middle America if
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: you just did it with the real people that played
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: the characters from 20 years ago. Make another guest spot.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: But also, she's got a couple of guests with her
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: at the Thanksgiving.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. So the guests come and- The worst.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Okay, so- I mean, everything about it is just so bad.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say something that- Like the.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Gay guy, why would he just write to people's faces,
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: go- You're ugly, ginger. Ew, it's a no.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Because this is what I think. Okay, this is a
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: controversial take.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Michael Patrick King is the creator of it, taken from
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: the book of Candace Bushnell. And he is an out
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: gay white. man who's successful in New York. He is
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: the top of the pyramid of the LGBTQIA pyramid.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: And I don't think he really likes queer people.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I think, or Gen Z people.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Because every queer character, gay character was unlikable. Like you
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: could have had Laverne, if you wanted to like, let, hey,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: let's have some different diversity here. Have Laverne Cox be the,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: the realtor for one episode.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: And be fabulous and gorgeous. And it wouldn't even matter
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: that she was a trans woman. Like who cares? Right.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: But they made Che Diaz, so unlikable and unfunny, even
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: though I liked those episodes. And every time she spoke,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: it had to be about her sexuality. I'm the non-binary, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Instead of just being like, oh, she's dating this person.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: So then we get these three absolutely obnoxious, disrespectful, unattractive
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: people ruining your Thanksgiving, being ungrateful. And then she's like,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I only eat seaweed and cucumber or whatever, the pregnant girl.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And so Brady goes out to get seaweed and cucumber.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: She's like, I never said that I wanted it. That's
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: on you. I'm like, she's horrific. And then this other
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Epcot girl, who then Carrie calls he.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: This is a joke we came up with? Epcot?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My parents were Disney fans.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, how many people? How awful is the writing? Epcot. Epcot.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Carrie says he is in the bathroom.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: And people were like, oh, I thought it was a
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: trans woman, but Carrie's called him a he. No, according
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: to my sources, oh this is a born woman okay
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: nepo baby lorraine newman's other daughter oh.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: It is yes jesus everybody's having a great time huh
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: lorraine newman whoever lorraine newman did one thing and like
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: her kids are way more so So the other Laurie
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Newman daughter is from Hacks. Yeah, Hacks.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Who is, I think, a great actress.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: And this girl played the part, like she was supposed
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: to be an obnoxious, horrible person who clogs up the toilet.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: And then the guy comes and someone said, Anna Royce,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: my friend, who's so funny, she's the one that always
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: is like, like she does the kind of stuff you do.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: And she tweeted like, whatever that actor is, he was
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: also in Titanic. Victor Garber.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: He's a great actor and a legitimate actor. Like, the
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: fact that he took that role.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: And so he comes out, and he comes out, and
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: he's like, oh, and then... Now, listen. Clogging up a toilet, having...
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: a shitting problem at a party. We've lived it in
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: real life. It makes for a funny story, but never
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: in my life have I seen actual shit coming up,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: multiple poos coming up through the toilet and pouring out.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: All of us were about to puke. This is the show.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: This is the time that you're like, let's show the
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: actual shit out of all the comedies and everything before
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: about shitting after, I mean, we saw bridesmaid, we knew
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: they all were getting sick. Did we see the actual shit? No. Like,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: what are you thinking?
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: It was very, uh, good looking shit. Whoever, whoever, that's
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: the one person who worked hard on the show is
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: the person who made that shit. Cause it looked just
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: like shit.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I just saw something that said, If your shit floats,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: it's not as good as if it's solid to the
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: bottom of the toilet when you're ready to flush it. Wow.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: Well, I guess Epcot shit was good or bad. I'm
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: not exactly sure.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: It was a Nepo shit.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Nepo shit.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: So it did. It rose to the top.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Don't they always?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Oh. Oh, my God. So. Then, yeah, that was it. Like,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: it was just, why did we suffer with all these extra,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: they just had way too many extra characters, you know.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: That nobody cared about.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Nobody cared about. And then what I do love is
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: the day that it did announce that it was ending,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Kim Cattrall, who I follow on Instagram, posted a beautiful
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: sunset over the ocean. And she said, it's the end
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: of a very long week and a heart and a lip.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: And everybody was like, now, as someone who is, we've
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: all been there. okay? Whether it's your ex is getting
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: divorced from his second wife.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: So she's getting texts.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Somebody that took your job got fired. Whatever it is,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: there's just certain moments in life when you get the
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: news and you're.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Like, fuck yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: That must have been the best day of Kim Cattrall's
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: life to hear like, you know, I did the right thing.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I didn't do it because probably for three years she
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: was having to see the posters and having to see
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: that something like people were liking it or the, Oh
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: my God, they got this amazing guest star. And you know,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: they're probably, we're like, try not to care, but there's
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: probably little pangs and to have it be done, done
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: and know that it was a disaster and not well
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: received has got to be like, she's probably like, I
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: could die tomorrow and be like totally happy.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah. She must be thrilled. I mean, now she looks
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: like the smart one in the end. Oh darling.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I told them that was never going to work.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: And it's just.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: But in the final episode.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: The shit was just shocking.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: And two guys peed. We had to see two guys
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: standing up peeing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: The guy who got the toilet up. And then also
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Seema's boyfriend. And Drake even said, wait, he stopped peeing
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: to tell her something.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Something about- Can a guy do that?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Can you stop a bit pee? You can hold it?
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Just like a girl can? Oh.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: You can.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. And I mean, that whole.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Thing where she's like- I mean, I used to be
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: able to.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Where she's sitting there as like a 57 year old
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: woman at the fashion show being like, he doesn't want
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: to get married, married. He's 32. You're 57. You've never
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: been married. And this is the guy that you think
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: is going to be the one to keep you forever.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Like what the fuck?
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then the, the whole deodorant bit, like that
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: went on for three episodes.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I tortured myself listening to the podcast and the
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: two geeky women that I'm telling you would in another
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: life were the head of the all girl Catholic high school.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I went to, uh, literary department they should be they're
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: the biggest fucking dorks.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: And they're the writers of the show and.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: They're like well actually you know shannon and i or
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: whatever the other girl's name is we went to dinner
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: and we saw a girl actually whip out her deodorant
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: and we said that has got to be in the
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: show of.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Course that's so like those women whoever and the writers
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: of that show like she's gonna be arrested i know
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: it's so bad.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: They they are just yeah i i And then, yeah, everything. And, like,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Giuseppe and him, like, that they'd want to get married. Like,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: whatever his.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, the pie in the face at the end.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, and the pie in the face. And I was
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: just like.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I just think it could have been so good if
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: we did it my way, which was just three women.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Because there were some good storylines that happened. When you're
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: in this stage of life.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: That you would pick up the phone and have a
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: fucking hilarious chuckle with your friend.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Or call, pick up your friend and have like a,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: oh my God, my kid's dropping out of school. I
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do moment.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: And, you know, they could have had all that. Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: It was, they were, I mean, I think in the
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: end it did suffer a little bit from like having
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: to check every box. You know, which honestly, that's what
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: it was doing.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: And just going, listen, the only people that are going
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: to watch this are the ones that loved Sex and City.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: What do they want? Nobody knew was stumbling. It's not
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: like suddenly I'm going to start watching. If Star Trek
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: comes back, I'm not going to suddenly start watching it.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I've never watched it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: There was no new audience.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I'm never going to watch it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: So it's like, why not just do what the... But
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: one thing I think is, it's a shame because this
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: was a show about middle-aged women and it was not well-received.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: And then Leanne Morgan's show is doing great on Netflix.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: And so I'm thinking there still is more story, our
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: version of Golden Girls, in a very funny, relatable way.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Somewhere in between the two of them, I think there's
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: more shows that can be had.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: Hot in Cleveland. Was it not a show with a
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: bunch of ladies? Yes.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: That was kind of like a girl.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: That was kind of like.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: So you guys, that's it. I mean, I think I
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: said everything I want to say about it. I think
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I did. Okay. So there you go. Thank you for
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: living through it. I, I will stop talking about it. However,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: on occasion, I might want to just write season four
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Just for fun.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Just like she's back.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Like a fan fiction.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Like what I still think can happen with these characters.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: I'd be happy to help out.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Okay. Um, Taylor Swift. Finally was a guest star on
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: her boyfriend's podcast.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: And looks like she has a nice filter on too,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: whatever they use. I think they use Riverside, so I've
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: been told.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, is that right?
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: And what do you think? What's going on with them?
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Well, I'll say this. I'm shocked it's still going. It's
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: been going a long time, almost two years, I believe.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: So- Great for them.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: The clips I saw, they seemed affectionate.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: I feel like a cute couple. I feel like they're
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: a cute couple. I'm happy for them. Why not? Go
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: out and enjoy your life. I don't know anything about
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: her outside of her music, but she seems nice and
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: he seems nice. How do you like that?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: People are speculating what songs on her album, if any,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: will reference her now-ended friendship with Blake Lively.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That could be fun. Fearing the worst.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: That's what I've heard.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, are they getting married? Are they getting
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: pregnant first? What's happening? I'm surprised it's taken this long.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean, I would imagine it's something they'd
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: probably discuss, right? Yeah. And maybe both of them are like, well,
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: let's wait until I retire from football. Because there was
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: talk that he was going to retire this year.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, he wouldn't play this season. And he is playing,
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: so he's got another season to go. So then this
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: is definitely going to be it. He's not going to
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: play after this season.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: So, uh, so does the engagement happen like his, after
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: his final game or does it, do you think, do
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: you think it'll ever happen in a showy way? Like
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: on stage or anything?
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: No.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: It'll happen like one of the, just like an average girl.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Like we did a thing.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: He did a thing.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Let's hope she's not that person.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: She's pretty.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Right. Uh huh. Oh no. But anyway, I, I, yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: I don't think they're going to be doing anything public.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: I don't think it. I'm going to say this at
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: the risk of sounding crazy, but I think they're both
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: too classy for that. And that's based on absolutely nothing.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I think you might be right at this point.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I think so. And yeah, I think they're totally in love.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: So good for them. I always thought it was real.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't. Now, last time you were here, we talked
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: about Candace Owen and that she did the series of
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: a special series about how The McCrones, the president's wife,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: who he met when he was 14 and she was
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: a married 40-year-old teacher with three kids. She was his teacher.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: That's when they met and allegedly started a romance.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Allegedly.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: No, it didn't happen until after he was in college
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: and she was divorced. Okay? They've been together for a
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: long time and now he's like 46 and she's like 70.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: So Candace said no. Not only was that... wildly inappropriate
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: age thing happening with them, but she was also born
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: a man and that man, she took over her brother's persona. No,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: the brother took over the sister's persona, but we So
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: where is the sister? And then also she may have
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: fathered her own son, who's the president of France.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: So that was all it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I can't keep up. I'm sorry. You lost me.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: And according to the people that are not on Candace's side,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: they said Candace had asked for photos of her when
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: she was you know, young and they delivered them here.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: She is getting first holy communion as a girl. And
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: then Candace would say, we don't know that that's really you.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: And here's this and here's that. And here I am
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: with my brother. I do have a brother and.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: He's still around.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: He didn't take my identity. I didn't take his. And
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: now she's saying, um, Candace, I am going to have
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: to get all these attorneys and it's going to cost
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: probably hundreds of thousands of dollars.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Candace Owens is saying. Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: But I think in the end, she's kind of like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I'm making so much money with these wild things, whether
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: you want to believe them or not. There's a lot
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: of comments that are like, it's a hundred percent true.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows it in France, whatever. And there's other ones
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: that are like, okay, she has just gone a little
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: too far with all this stuff.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: So, um, I don't know. We'll see.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: I feel like everyone has bought into the fact that
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: it's a hundred percent true. You know, people like, yeah. Okay. Okay.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: But I'm of the school of thought that like, and
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: I know people hate when I say these kind of things,
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: but it's like, who cares?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I think a lot of people are kind of like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: even if this happened. they've been a couple for so long. Like,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I guess it just came.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not saying the 14 and that's a
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: weird one, but I'm saying, I'm talking about the.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: If she was trans.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Trans or not.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Well, I just think at this point, people are like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: you know, he is our president. We like him or
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: we don't. And it doesn't really make a difference who
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: he's with.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: And I think it would have been, if this came
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: out like while he was running for president or maybe
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: when they first got together, when he was like, fresh
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: out of college, and then they were like seeing each other.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Then I think people would be like, whoa. But now
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: you're like, well, but I don't know. I don't, I mean,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: supposedly according to this, they have shown proof. But other
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: people say, if you watch it, you will be convinced.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Watch what?
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: If you watch her big long series, you'll be convinced.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, oh, you mean.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: But again, also like.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Candace Owens' series that she does on her podcast.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I think regardless, the weirder thing is that She was
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: supposedly having a romance with him when he was a
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: student at her school.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: And she was a married woman. Right. That was in
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: her late 30s, early 40s. Like, that's the worst part
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: of the story. But anyway, I want to give you
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: a catch up because we talked about it. Now, this
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: was a story from the New York Post. A 76-year-old
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: man died while trying to meet a meta AI chat
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: box named Big Sis Billy. And....
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Chatbot.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: His name is Thongbu Wongbandu.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: That's the guy's name. Yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: And he died while trying to meet her because he
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: was so excited to see, to get to her.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: That he crashed the car or something.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: No, he like tripped and fell and hit his head. Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: And his wife and children tried to stop him from
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: meeting this girl. And I'm like, God, if you're the wife,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: you're like, I'm taking care of you, you fucking Alzheimer's dick.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: And you're going after a girl who looks like she's
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: about 30 years old and gorgeous. And you're like, I
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: don't care. This is the love of my life. I'd
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: be like, sorry you tripped, dickwad.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Here's why it's a story, which is pretty interesting.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: It's because it's, there's a lot of this going on
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: now with these AI chatbots. And what the people, this
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: one is a Mark Zuckerberg, you know, it's from Facebook
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: and whatever that world.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: They said it's Kendall Jenner's has something to do with it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she's got something to do with it too, yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Collaboration with Kendall Jenner, yeah.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: So what they say is, they say, yes, there are
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: these chatbots that you could chat with, but they say
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: they never lead you on. Like we've, we've developed them
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: that they won't, they won't lead you on to say,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: come here, come there. Okay. But this one, they have
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: the text.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Chain going back and forth.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: And it flat out says, come to my apartment.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Here it is. I have it. It said, I'm real.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: And asking you to, to plan a trip to the
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: garden state to meet you in person. Okay. So she said,
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I'm real. And then he said, I'm going to meet
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: you in person.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Okay. So then, um, This character, this Billy Big Sister
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: who has Kendall Jenner as part of a club, is
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: likened as your ride-or-die older sister offering personal advice. But
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: then the 76-year-old married man found her. But the bot
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: eventually claimed it was crushing on Wong Bandu. Suggested the
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: real-life rendezvous. They were saying the bot did. And even
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: provided the duped senior with an address. Yeah. A revelation
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: his devastated family uncovered in chilling chat logs with the
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: digital companion, according to the report. My address is 123
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Main Street.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Apartment 404 in New York City. Where you live?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Where you live? Hey, sexy. How are you? I'm at
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: 123 Main Street.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: On my way.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Can't wait to see you and have you in my
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: arms soon.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Mr.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Wong Du, hurry up over.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: It's 404 New York City and the door code is Billy4U.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Should I expect... This is real.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: This is actually what it says.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Should I expect a kiss when you arrive? That is leading.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: That is leading you on. Now they're saying the legal
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: ramifications when it leads you on this much. That's a lot.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Do you imagine if you end up suing... you know,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: meta or whatever because of this and you have millions
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: and millions of dollars and someone comes to your house,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: you're like, your house is beautiful. And you're like, thanks. My, um,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: my 76 year old husband who I was taking care of,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: who had early Alzheimer's, uh, fell in love with, uh,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Kendall Jenner's chat box, Billy, big sis Billy. And while
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: running to go meet her at one, two, three main street,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: he tripped and hit his head and died. And they
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: were four I mean, it's like.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what? Yeah, I know. It's a lot to digest.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, like if women don't have it hard enough,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: like you have... So now, if your husband was a cheater,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: now you have to worry about when he is in
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: the dementia stage, when you're finally like, finally, this guy's
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: not going to fuck around on me.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: He finds Billy Bot. What's her name? Billy Bot?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Big sis Billy.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Big sis Billy. Oh, man. Now... What a world.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: What?
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: And this is like the, as my daughter sits in
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: the other room, I just think like, oh my God,
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: what is going to become of like this world? I'm,
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: you know, I'm an old dad. It just, I'll be,
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: I'll be long gone while my daughter's looking for Billy,
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Billy Bunch.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: People say like, I think, yeah, like all of a sudden,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: like my parents, like sometimes I have dreams that like
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: only really with my dad that I like walk into
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: their old house and he's like alive. Like he was like,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: you know, but more like he was like 20 years ago.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my God, how are you alive?
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Like we thought you died and we like buried you.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I'm alive, baby. And I'm like,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: oh my God, I have so much to tell you.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: You're never going to believe what's going on in the world.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Oh my God. Could you imagine? Forget about it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the show Apprentice? Yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Remember the host?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. There's so many things.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the Olympian from 1976?
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Well, that's, you ever see that picture of OJ Simpson
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: and Bruce Jenner together?
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: With like Howard Cosell from like one of those Battle
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: of the Network stars. And people like, imagine trying to
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: explain this picture now. What happened to these people?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Like a coma? Yeah. Like, remember when a couple of
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: people were like, like, were like in the woods during
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: COVID and then they like came out and they're like,
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: what happened? It was like almost like a Japanese soldier
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: that was like on an island by themselves.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: It's amazing.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Well, now what is going on is, um, there's two
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: male Viking cheerleaders that are men that, um, are just
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: dancing with the, with the female cheerleaders. I saw male
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: cheerleaders when we went to Drake, did we go to
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: the Raiders or the Rams game? We went to the
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Rams game, right? Rams. They had male cheerleaders. Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Well, there's been male cheerleaders forever.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: But dancing ones are just like the male leaders.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Just the ones who throw the girls in the air.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Or like, yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: But anyway, I think the NFL is all in on
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: they want to have more male cheerleaders. But these male
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: cheerleaders are not the guys who throw the women in
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: the air. There's a little more sass going on. And
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: I think that's the problem.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: No, they're doing all the same moves as the girls.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Right. I saw a trailer for like we're going to
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: have more men in the league.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: And it was, you know, these guys were on fire,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: which is, yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: They're great. And the girls are probably just like, whatever,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: you know? I mean, it's not like, I don't think
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: there's going to be a big thing. Like they took
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: a spot away from my daughter to cheer and make,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: you know, $ 400. I think they now make $ 400 a game.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's that much, but it's, it's better
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: than it used to be. It used to be like $ 25.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I remember, I remember where I was when I said,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I want to be one of those cheerleaders. And my
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: mom was like, You know, they make $ 15 a game.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And I just was like, well, then I never want
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: to do it. Because I thought, here, these girls are
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: pretty and they're on TV. Like, I didn't think that
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: it would be, like, no money. But now I feel
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: like now with, like, now they have reality shows and
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders show and everything. Like, now once
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: it gets cool again. now it's like well enjoy it
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: for the next few years before it's like I don't
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: know good for them carers but um do you think
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, what do you think?
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Do you think it matters? I don't care. I know.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: You don't see the cheerleaders on TV anyway.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: If you're at the live game, you.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: See them on the side.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: And also the cheerleaders never can like date. Oh my gosh.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I just got a vision. I got
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: a vision.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: You know, recently they did like a Lifetime Hallmark type
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: movie that was basically Travis and Taylor.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: Yes, I remember. I think I watched it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Get ready. There is going to be A movie, a
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: gay love story about a football player and the male cheerleader.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: It's going to happen. Really? I don't know if it'll
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: be Hallmark Lifetime or Independent. Gay porn. First, it'll be
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: gay porn.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is definitely. They're already making the gay porn one.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: But then within two.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Years, there is going to be a movie that you're
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: going to be able to watch. Yeah. That it's going
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: to be like home for the holidays, you know, and
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: who are you bringing home? He's bringing home a cheerleader, darling.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: No, I'm bringing home, you know, Matt. Okay. Get ready.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: I like it. I like the idea.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I keep waiting for the Folgers commercial, like, best part
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: of it. And it's two old gay grandpas. I said,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: that's when we know that we've really come all the way.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Haven't they done that already?
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Not with old ones.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: They don't have, no, not on mainstream TV. It's only
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: younger people showing their families. But it's like, we've got
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: to go visit the two grandpas, and then there'll be
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: like a hippie grandma. that clearly one was married to
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: one of them.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: And then they'll all sit around and have Fulda's coffee
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: at Christmas time.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: I'm all for it. I walk down the aisle pretty
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: much every weekend and get on Delta Airlines. And as
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: you walk down the little jetway, they have little posters
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: that show different people vacationing in different places to promote
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Delta Airlines. And there's a lot of gay couples in those. But,
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: you know, it's like iffy. They could be friends. You know,
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: it's a guy's lying his head on the other guy's
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: shoulder watching a movie on the plane.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's obviously, yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: They could also be friends. Right.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: It's telling you, like, hey, come to Puerto Rico. Come
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: to Puerto Vallarta or whatever because you're going to be
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: well-received here if you want to put your head on
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: your best friend's shoulder.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all good.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: I say bring it on. Okay.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: This number one Netflix doc called, what was it called?
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: The Biggest Loser. The Reality of the Biggest Loser.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's called something else.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Fit for TV.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Fit for TV. But it's about the biggest loser. Of course,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: that was a huge show where they would take these
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: contestants back in the mid-2000s. And actually, Caroline Ray, the comedian,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: was the host at first.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: She was?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Really? Really. And then she left and this other girl
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: that was a former soap star came in. And I
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: was looking up last night because I think I recall
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: that either she didn't want to do it anymore or
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: they didn't want her because she wasn't super thin to
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: be hosting it. But when I asked the internet what,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: it was like, no, she left after three years because
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: she got married and wanted to do other things.
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: But I feel like there was either something where she
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: didn't feel right about or whatever. She was not part
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: of it. The other, Jillian Michaels was not part of it.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: She was the pretty brunette that like, you know, they
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: had these trainers and these really heavy people would come.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: And the competition was whoever could lose the most amount
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: of weight at the end would get $ 250, 000. And they
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: would do it, you know, up to six months long
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: of just working out six to seven hours a day.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: not eating, but then there'd be these weird challenges where
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: they're like, if you eat all the food, you get money.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: So it's like, do you want to eat the food
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: and make some extra money?
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: But then you'll also have to work those calories off.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: And then I think they got rid of that. They
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: thought that was bad.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: That sounds pretty bad.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: And it's just like crazy that like, of course they
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: all got, it starts off with this one guy who
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: was really fat his whole life, he goes, he wins.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: They show him winning. Yeah. And the family's like, what?
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: And he's like, you know, he's like your size now. Right. And,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: and then they cut to, and, you know, he goes
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: to sit down in the chair of the doc and
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: he can barely fit, you know, like he's fat again,
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: totally fatter than before he started.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: And they're like, you know, it's just, it's not sustainable
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: because who has time To work out six to seven
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: hours a day.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: So when you lose it that quick, obviously, and you know,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: all your meals are prepared for you and everything. And
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: then you go back to like your home and you
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: have to go work at the factory and stand on
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: your feet and they're serving cake for your coworkers birthday. Like, yeah,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: it just, there's all the other things, but then they
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: kind of disto Zempik a little bit in it. I'm like, Oh,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: now you can take a shot. It's like, yeah, thank God.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, the show would be out of business.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you remember it? And then they would make
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: them take off their shirts.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: I do remember it. I mean, I don't think I've
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: ever watched, but I remember it. It was a big hit.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It was a, so what are they saying? They
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: were treated badly and stuff. And it was unhealthy the
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: way they lost weight.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: And then the humiliation of pulling off your shirt. So
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: if you're a girl, they'd pull off your shirt and
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: you just have like your sports bra and you're like,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: you know, midriff and stuff. And then the guys, it
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: would be full naked, like man boobs, whatever. And I'm
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: just remembering now that, um, this housewife, Shannon Bedore, she
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: struggled with her weight at one time and her trainer
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: came and he's like, take off your shirt. And she did,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: she took off her shirt and he's like, whoa.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: And I'm like realizing, oh my God, somebody remembered that
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: from The Biggest Loser. Some producer or something must have
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: said to do it. And she does whatever they want
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: her to do. So I'm like, oh my God. Like
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: it was exactly that where.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: It was like, oh, okay.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Like jarring. Yeah. So a lot of people are, you know,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: we lived through it. So we know how fucked up
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: things are. Like every single doc we've lived through. And
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and younger people are like, can you believe
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: I see a TikTok being like, Let me tell you
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: what happened with this reality show that we know. Charlie Sheen. Yes.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Tiger Blood. He's got his doc coming out, I think,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: this week on Netflix.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: And all about his life. And I think Denise Richards,
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: who's now going through this terrible divorce with her second husband,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: is in it. And the Tiger Blood. I mean, do
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: you remember being the Chelsea Leaves with the Tiger Blood? Oh,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: It was heaven. I remember it was just every day
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: was so easy because it was just another.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Crazy tweet.
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: Crazy, yeah.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: He was literally losing his mind. Every day, he would
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: go wild.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And then just totally was like, I hate you, Chuck Lorre,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: you're a piece of shit. Then he lost two and
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: a half men. And then, who was the guy that
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: would go on tour with us?
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Well, he went on tour. Kirk Fox went on tour
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: with- No, yeah, but I mean- Oh, Jeff Wills, yeah.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Jeff Wills of Live Nation is like, Yeah, we're going
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: on tour. I mean, he was like the modern day
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: YouTube star or whatever that will go do a tour
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: and you know they're never going to do it again. Yeah.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: But it's a money grab for everyone involved. Right.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Apparently it was the people who went to see it live,
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: which is like it was crazy.
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: He just would scream and rant. He just rambled on
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: for hours.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to do stand-up and then like end quickly
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: and whatever. And I remember Chelsea being like to him, Jeff,
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: are you like, What the fuck are you doing? Why
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: would you even do this? And it's like, well, it's money.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Like he's the hottest ticket in town. We'll make some
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: money off him.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: It was wild that year. So now this trailer is
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: going to be about that era of his life or
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: what he's up to?
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: It's just everybody. I mean, some of these docs... appear
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: to be pretty fucking lazy too.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Like, okay, it's time for a doc.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Fine.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Right. He probably needs the money. They probably paid him
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: a lot. You sit in the diner for two days
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: and then we'll get everybody in your life to also
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: talk about what a fucking freak you were or what
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: a great guy you were or, but you know, I
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: don't think they're going to get Corey Feldman on there
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: who claims that it was he who essayed a Corey
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Haim allegedly on the Lucas set.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: I've heard that too.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: But I'm guessing he's not part of this doc.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I did see a lot of, they
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: got a lot of big people in like Sean Penn
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: and he got some big stars to be.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I remember he was like engaged to that porn star.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Ginger Lynn.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Ginger.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I knew it was a G name.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: I do remember that.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: And then I had, I had Denise Richards on my
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: show and she said one time it was Thanksgiving and he,
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: and I, she invited him cause you know, he's the
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: girl's father and he had, um, either one or two, uh,
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: you know, sex workers, uh, just in the car in
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: the driveway. And she's like, you don't want to invite them?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no. So then she just brought out
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: a plate for them.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, for the hookers?
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's nice. You got to hear more about that
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: from Denise Richards.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, Denise Richards was so nice. When he had his
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: other wife, Brooke Mueller, who was a severe drug addict.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know how many times she's been in rehab.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Last I checked, it was 21 times. Her boys, when
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: they were like four-year-old boy twins, Denise... had them come
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: and live with the girls. And it was, you know,
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: very hard. But she's always been so nice. And then
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I think she had Brooke Mueller on her reality show too. See,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: she's been too nice. That's why now she has this
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: other awful husband.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Worst picker ever.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: She's had it tough.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But so that one's coming. Kanye's doc is coming.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, man. I guess you just got to go completely
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: insane and then I'll make a doc about you on Netflix.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: It looks like it's all his footage.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: From when he's like, Kim's crying going, this wasn't your
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: personality a few years ago. And him screaming, being like,
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: I could have killed my daughter. When he says, you know,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: when Kim announced she was pregnant, he was like, get
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: an abortion. And now he, then he felt bad about it.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: And then, um, it's him doing the church that that
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: went away.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Sunday services in Calabasas. Remember that? Sure. Sure. Do
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: I ever couldn't.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: That looks fun.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: And also they did that, the form, like where are
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: all those people that were singing and all that?
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: And then, and then, and now he just wears like,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: you know, layers and layers of black sweats while Bianca
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: has to wear like a spaghetti strap.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Are they still together?
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: They're back together.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: They're just, they were just out. And, you know, she
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: has to wear heels and like little pants and a top.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: And while he's dressed in layers of just, I'm just
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: imagining the B.O. Because I remember someone said before Kim
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: got with him, she said he had really bad B.O.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: and bad breath.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I did not hear that. Someone said that it's out there.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: I could get, I could sense a B.O. coming off him.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: I just look at him and I'm, they look like,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: there's a very B.O. inducing clothes he wears.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't walk around the fucking valley in August.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Like rubber. He's dressed like a tire. And that's going
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: to be hot. That's got to be hot.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: So I don't know what they're going to show of it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're going to get into the
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: slavery comments, the anti-Semitic comments.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Is this a Netflix one too?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's just YouTube. I could see it being just YouTube.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Also on Hulu is the Amanda Knox doc that Monica
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Lewinsky is producing and is part of it. And they're
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: doing interviews together about it, basically saying, Monica's like, I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: could relate to her because we were two young, pretty girls.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: She didn't say pretty, but they were both two young,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: pretty brunettes. And the way the world reacted and everything.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: The Amanda Knox story is so crazy and juicy to
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: remind you guys.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: She was studying abroad in Italy.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so juicy. And came home from drinking and
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: was with her boyfriend. And unbeknownst to her, her roommate
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: was stabbed to death in the roommate's room and found
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: her the next day. And the Italian police and everybody
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: felt that she had done it. That she and her
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: boyfriend did it in a weird threesome kind of a thing.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: And it's just crazy that there'll be certain moments that
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: they get of a suspect right after that etching people's
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: brains forever, which was as the police were coming and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: doing everything, she's outside and she's, her boyfriend's hugging her
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: and they're just kissing.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Like a little more than just a peck.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Like they're like, but it's probably like, that's a weird reaction.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: It was probably new love. And it was just probably like, whatever.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: It just felt natural. And he tried to kiss her.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: She kissed him back, but it was always like, Oh yeah,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: she's guilty. Like I remember there was this other woman who, um,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: was accused of and, and got convicted. She said, I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: came home, you know, I came down the stairs, I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: heard something and my two boys, little boys that fell
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: asleep on the couch were stabbed to death. And she
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: always said, someone must've broken in and did it. And
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: they said it was her. And before her trial or whatever,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: it was their, one of their birthdays. So she went
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: to their graves and she was spraying silly spray on it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Cause that's what they love. Silly spring or whatever. And
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: somebody saw it. And that was all over the news.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Cause she was like laughing, doing it. And they're like, Oh,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: clearly she's guilty. Like, There's just these little weird moments
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: that you see.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: There's been quite a few of those, of people, their reaction.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: I remember even the girl, Madeline McCann, I think that's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: her name, the little girl who disappeared from the hotel.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: That couple always had very odd behavior after it happened.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Right, and we're still looking for her. That one, to
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: remind people, is they went on vacation and they had
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: twins and a four-year-old girl, the twins were two, and
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: they would put them to bed and then they would
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: go out of their little villa and down and drink
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: wine and have dinner with all the other adults.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: The amount of times my wife and I have looked
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: at each other when my daughter's asleep in the hotel
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: room and go, it's right down the hallway. And then
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: we both go, yeah, but remember, and then we're like,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: all right, we'll stay here.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: My daughter goes to bed at five o'clock at night.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: You know, well now we got to go to bed
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: at five o'clock. Otherwise you should never ever do that.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: So yeah, they came back and she was gone and,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: there's been all these other weird people that said, I'm her.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: And you know, it's like a John Manet story.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: Every two years there's a guy who goes, I did it.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. But we never, like we have John Manet's,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: we found John Manet's body, like, you know, within 24 hours,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: her body was never found. No. So people always wonder,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think someone like her at four, if
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: she was adopted, not adopted, but if she was taken
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: just to be raised, not to be, trafficked or whatever
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: like which has happened over time like there was a
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: movie where michelle pfeiffer played a real life woman who's
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: like two-year-old was stolen from her like she went to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: her high school reunion it's a great movie and whoopi
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: goldberg's in it and it's based on a true story
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: and michelle pfeiffer has two older kids and she takes
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: a two-year-old to like her high school or college reunion
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: and they're checking in and there's all these people around
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: and then she's like where's ben And they can't find
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: him and they never find him.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: And then one day, um, the doorbell rings and this
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: kid walks up and he's like, hi, um, I'm, I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: have a business. I'm mowing lawns. And she sees him
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: and she's like, oh my God, oh my God, oh
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: my God. And she like goes to whoopie go, but
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: the detective and she, she sees what his age would progress.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: She would look like.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: And in the end, I'm going to ruin it for
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: you in the end. A girl that she went to
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: college with or whatever, who was mentally ill, stole him. Oh.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Then met this man and said, this is my child.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: And then they got married and then she killed herself.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: And the dad raised him just thinking he was the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: stepson that had no mother. And they happened to live.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Down the street. What's the name of the movie? I've
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: never heard of that movie. I'll have to look that
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: one up.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: We'll look it up.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: It's not Grease 2, right?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Michelle Pfeiffer's in that. That doesn't sound like a plot.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: I like a cool movie.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: And if it's cool enough, I can burn me through
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: and through.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: We're going to bowl tonight.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: We're going to bowl tonight.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: We're going to run. We're going to roll.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: We're going to skip. We're going to bowl. We're going
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: to bowl tonight.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: Nice job. Who's the star of that? Maxwell Caulfield. Was
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: the Australian version. He was supposed to be the Travolta.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: And then she was like the bad girl. Yeah. She
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: was the bad girl and he was supposed to be the,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: he was supposed to be like her Australian.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Like, They only got one person from the original, Dee
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: Dee Kahn. Remember? She was like the wacky friend of
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Olivia Newton-John.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that she was going to do. That she was
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: in the Angel one. Oh, Beauty School Dropout.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, she was in Beauty School Dropout.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: And so then she stayed at the school to work
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: in the beauty department.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: Beauty School Dropout. Go back to high school.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: I just remember seeing that. And being like, oh my God,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: this looks so fun. And then I just went to
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: like this all-girl high school that was so not that. Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to like be with people that
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: look like they're 40 and pregnant.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. With a pot-barked guy.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: It's the guy who raced him. Yeah.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: And then they thought that the other girl was pregnant. Yeah,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: she's got a.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: Bun in the oven. Wait, what was her name?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Connie?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: It went through the... they were at the drive-in and
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: everyone started gossiping about it. That's when he said, Oh,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: say in the bay. Oh, I know. I've seen that
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: movie 10,000 times.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: And then at the final last day of school, they
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: have the carnival, which I was always like, why don't
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: we have a carnival on the last day of school?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Like it was such a relief that sunny field, like
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: it would be sunny out and you'd finish your finals.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: And it's like, you're out leaving school at like 1115.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Like I was like, where is that? And then, and
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: then they're on the, Ferris wheel or whatever. And then
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: she's like, I got my period.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: And everyone's like, wait, you're getting too confused. You're saying
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: Greece too. Can I tell you one thing.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: That angered me about that movie?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: And I still does to this day.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: I've seen it a.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: Million times at the end. At the very end, they
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: get in the car, Olivia Newton-John, John Travolta, and then
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: the car flies away. And it angered me so much
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: because the whole movie was based in some type of reality-ish.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: And then when the car flew at the end, I'm like,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: why did the.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Car fly at the end? And it was a big
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: play prior to that, a big musical. I know. So
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: why not just stick with it?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Like, why did the car fly? It really upset me
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: as a child.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: I think it did too to me too. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Well, anyway.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, there's that. And then Jussie Smollett, he
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: too is going to have a doc about how his
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: life is, what happened.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, is he still hanging on to the fact
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: that he wasn't lying?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: I think he still is saying he's not. I think
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: it's going to be like a Sherry Papini where he's
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: going to do, I think this is going to be like, okay.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I did do this and this, but I did not
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, it's not a bad angle for a
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: guy who's pretty much his career is kind of like over.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: He's on the special forces.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's on special forces.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just think it would be so much
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: better if people just said, yeah, I was wrapped up
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: in what was going in politically. I felt like I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: was being like fucked over by empire and I met
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: these two guys and they Um, he could even say
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: it was their idea. And I was like, all right.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: And then, and then I realized, wait, this is really bad.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: The con I didn't, I didn't realize the country was
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: going to get so upset about it. Um, thinking that
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: there were like, you know, MAGA people that would do
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: this to me. And then I just didn't know what
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: to do. Yeah. But see, he can't do that because
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: he appealed it. So the reason what, so he did,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: he only did nine days in jail. He got convicted.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: He got out after nine days because they appealed it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: But because of because he originally did a plea deal,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: there was something that they screwed up in Chicago because
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: he already did a plea deal. They cannot retry. So
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: he'll never go back. But he still is. So he's
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: still claiming it's his innocence. Yeah. And those two guys
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: that were like from Africa that were his personal trainers.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. They were the ones who who helped him
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: out with it. Right.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I always remember when, because I was doing Wendy
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Williams that day and they're like, two masked white men.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, if they're masked, how do you
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: know if they're like white?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Well, you remember when it happened, when it went down,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: we were doing Juicy Scoop. And I remember both of them.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: No, we called each other that day.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: And I remember going, there's something off about this story
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: right from the get-go. Yeah. Well, so I never bought
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: it from the beginning.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I will just say, because it's the end of the show,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: there is a very sad thing going on where this
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: couple in Yucaipa are saying that their child was kidnapped
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: while the mom was changing his diaper at a Big Lots.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: And it was very suspicious right off the bat that
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: they're not being truthful. Because she said while she was
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: changing on the back seat, she's like, and I parked
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: in the darkest part of the parking lot and there
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: happens to be no cameras there. So there's no cameras.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Like they're making it like they're telling on themselves.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: And the kid was special needs or something, right?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Well, they never said that he was, but the photos
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: of him look like he definitely has a lazy eye.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Which some people think was that a result of maybe
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: there was already abuse happening.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: We don't know.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But he's seven months old and the way she's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: hyperventilating and crying in the thing and she has a
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: black eye and she said, I have this black eye
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: because while I'm changing him, someone tapped me on the
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: shoulder and said, hola, and then punched me. And I
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: fell to the floor. She didn't say the ground, but
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: she would have been on the ground, concrete ground. And
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: then when I came to, my baby wasn't there. So
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: then she, there's no witnesses to it. She ran into
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: the store and said, did you see a baby? And
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: they're holding a poster that says, missing kid.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: Now, who's holding that poster?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: The husband.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: And they just wrote it on a card? No, they made.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Their own flyer that says, missing kid. Not kidnapped seven-month-old
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: baby boy. Missing kid. It's not missing. It was kidnapped.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: That's a different thing. Like, a missing would be like,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: my child was riding on his bike. and never made
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: it to the friend's house.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: So have they arrested this family, this couple yet? Soon, right?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: As of today of recording on Monday, they took the
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: other children away from the home, the two-year-old at least
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: and another child. The timeline's all off. She said she
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: was at her stepson's game and he needed a new
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: mouth guard and that's why they went to Big Five.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: People all said, we never saw the baby at that game.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: And so they think something happened to the baby. And
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: they're covering it up. And it's very, very sad. But
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: right off the bat, it was like Susan Smith. It
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: was just really not. So that's happening.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, I really am father of the year, you know,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: when you read stories like that. Because at this point,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: I haven't gotten to that yet.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: No, you are.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: She's pretty nice, though.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: She doesn't give me much trouble. No, she's a delight.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Look at her. Did you get the topics together, Becky?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Wait till I get at it. She's not going to
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: be happy about this. She's going to be furious. Did
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: you see what I did her hair, by the way?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to do girls' hair.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: It's just that I love a pony.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: I do the low pony.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, I like it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: I do the low pony. Sometimes my wife's like, I
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: need you to do the pony higher. I'm like, I
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: don't know how to do that. I don't know how
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: to do that.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I remember my dad having to do
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: our hair. My mom, I don't know where she was,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: but she was always around when we were little. We
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: were going to the Beverly Hills Hotel to meet his sister,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: who was like, Aunt Claire. I don't want to go
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: all the way to the valley. Meet me in the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: city at the Beverly Hills Hotel. She was from Sag Harbor.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: And so my mom's like, you have to like do
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: her hair or whatever. And my dad was just like,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: like so stressed about it. I remember we had to
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: go in the backyard. I don't know why. And he's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: just like trying to like do like pony tail. And
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: then as the little girl, like when your dad is
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: not doing it the way your mom, it's like, what?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: And it was like, one was here, one was here.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: It was like knotted hair. And my mom like comes
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: and I remember she's like, what? And I think I
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: even had like some, like, I think I was just
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: getting over like chicken pox or something. And he put
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: me in like a wool outfit, like a wool pink,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: like Jackie O outfit or something. And I was like,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? Like we're going to the Beverly
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Hills hotel to meet your like snooty sister. Her hair
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: looks like, but I mean, of course, why would a
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: guy know how to do hair?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't. I, I, yeah, I try, but speaking of, uh, guys, so, um,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: Pete Davidson, father to be.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Father to be. He's a father to be. Who's his girlfriend?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: Some model.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: But she's not as famous as his previous girls.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: No, she's not.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: And he's doing a podcast and he just is saying like, um,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: You know, that sometimes men can be objectified too, which
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: I thought was pretty interesting. He's like, I'm on SNL
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: and all any skit or anything or anyone want to
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: talk to me about is that of who I was dating.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: And then it became pretty clear because I did talk
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: to this one girl who said she saw his dick.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: Big dick energy.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: In a photo. And it is big. And I'm like,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: how did you see it? And she knew somebody. And
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: so it did go around that it is legit a
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: big dick.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: And that's when I think other women like Kim Kardashian,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: other people were like, I'd like to take this for
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: a ride.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: You think that's what started? Because he was dating.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: I think it helped.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I think it helped. It was like, why the hell not?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: So when big dick energy got out there, people were like, oh, definitely.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: It wasn't just energy.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: It was just, he actually had a big dick.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: He actually, because my dad would say he had a
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: 10-inch brain.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: I never heard that one before. It's pretty good. So yeah.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: And then he was like, yeah, everyone was just like,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: you know, talking about my stick or whatever. And, uh,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: and it was never about my comedy or what clever
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: things I was, you know, saying or doing.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: And, um, so I kind of appreciate that, but also
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: he was like, You know, he's struggling with addiction and drugs.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: I always just thought about when he was dating Kaya Gerber.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: And he was like almost 30 and she was like 18. Right.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: And he was having like a drug addict episode. And
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: Cindy Crawford and that dad, the husband, like came to
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: the New York apartment to like be with Kaya. And
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh, they must have just been like,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: could you please?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Really this, like that would stress me out. If my young,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: gorgeous model daughter who hadn't even been to college because
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: she went right into modeling is dating Pete Davidson. Like
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: that is not somebody you want your kid dating.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: That you ran right to the Elvis guy.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now that's much better.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Small dick energy. I'll tell you here, just quickly to
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: go back to my trip to Iceland and dicks.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: I'll bring it all together. There's a lot of lagoons,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: they call them, in Iceland. Go to the Blue Lagoon.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: What I've learned is lagoon just means public pool. I've
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: learned that. Anyway, I don't want to, I love Iceland,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: but it's a pool. So, and then you have to
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: shower beforehand. Right. And so there was a lot, I'm
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: just not like locker room.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: But is the lagoon like naturally hot and it's like.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: The hot springs? Yeah, it's very hot. It's hot and salty.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Whatever, it's got sulfur.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Do you feel healthier since your trip?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: Sure, it's, Well, that was part of the problem. It's
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: supposed to have healing.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: You know. Properties.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Capabilities.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: Capabilities.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: So a lot of old people were going in. I
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: think it was like cocoon. You know, they were like,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: fuck it. I'm going in and see if I can
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: turn this around. So you had to go into the
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: locker room first and shower and then head into the lagoon.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: So I saw a lot of things, like a lot,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: like people, whoa, you know, it goes south in a
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: hurry at a certain age.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: And most dicks, I'm going to say this because I
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: saw quite a few dicks in Iceland. I'm going to
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: say most dicks are not Pete Davidson dicks. Everybody's got
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: like a, I want to call, I'm going to say
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: a grower, not a shower.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Especially if you're elderly too.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But it was young and old, young and old. Everybody,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: there was not one person where I was like, whoa,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: look at this energy going on here.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: You know? Where do you stand on that? Yeah.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I always feel bad for
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: guys that are born with an unusually small penis. There
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: was a part in Scary Movie 2 that they show
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: a photo and it's a tiny dick of a man's body.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: The story I remember someone telling me from the Wayne
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Brothers world is somebody on the crew said, I'm not
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: going to tell you who, like someone just said, gave
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: them a photo and said, you can use me. Cause like,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: you're not going to have a hard time finding one
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: that small, but I actually have one that small and
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: they never knew who it was. Whoa.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: But yeah. And then, but I always felt like, you know,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: what's great. Like what's hard is like a girl who's
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: like flat or whatever. She can get a boob job.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: And you can do those. There are things you can
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: do if your dick is, is unusually small. And I
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: say you do it.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: Women are horrible. What can you do? I think you
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: can put like a little, listen people, not that I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: need it.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: I think you could put a growth in it. Just
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: like you could like a little stint.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Like a little, just make it like, so it's big,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: I think. And then it's like bigger all the time.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: So it's just bigger, normal. And then once you get hard,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: then it gets a little bit bigger, but at least
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: it's like an average normal size.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: Okay. Wow.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Either that or just make a lot of money and
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: you'll be fine.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And nobody will care. Just rub it.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Okay. Last thing is in the podcast world, I know
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: people have been dying for this. But it's Hilaria and
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: her daughter Carmen, and they have a podcast because people
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: have been begging for this.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: By the way, do you follow her on Instagram?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: She has gone over the top trying to be funny,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: and it is painful. It is painful.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: And now the daughter's like, mom, you know, and she's like, well,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: you know what you can do is you don't have to,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: you can be your friend's, your child's best friend, but
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: you have to do it in a certain way that's
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: right for your family. And we're going to talk about it. Oh,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: the good, the bad, the ugly.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, so the book must went nowhere.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: The book went nowhere. And I don't think the show's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: coming back.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: That's what I think.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: And so they're like, well, now we'll just make this
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: younger girl work.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And she's got to have a podcast behind her.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: So yeah, you're right.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: She doesn't.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: It would be like an audition room. Yeah.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: I was watching another podcast of a famous housewife daughter
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: that has a podcast. And she was asking someone questions.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it was on Zoom and like
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: page six picked it up. And the way she's like
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: reading the question word for word on her computer.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't even just say, oh, she was
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: interviewing Blac Chyna.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: And she, you know, had this thing written out that
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: the producer wrote her this long ass sentence to be like,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: tell us about the Kardashians and Rob and everything. And
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: then she's just, and then Black China's like, yeah, I'm
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: not talking about that.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: And then finally someone goes like, God.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: You really can't even think of a natural way to
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: ask that question without reading it verbatim while you're doing
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: like a taped Zoom.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: Speaking of crazy old men having kids at a, did
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: you see that Al Pacino just having another?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Having his fourth with that girlfriend.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, with that girlfriend. 82, having another one. Get over here.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you a ride.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Wait, can you do, before we end it, can you
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: do Steve, when he found out, I'm going to be Miranda.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: Okay. No, it's Verney.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: We're going to improv.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: The show has continued. It's season four.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: And she's about to give birth, the awful daughter, that
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: awful girl.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: To Brady's baby, and Miranda is, they're waiting at the
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: hospital together.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: Okay. Okay.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Well, hi, Steve. Well, this is crazy. Hi, Miranda.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: I can't believe, I mean, of all the people, this one,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: this big gal, you know, he couldn't have got somebody else.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Brady's crazy.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to say. You know, I'm a mess.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: The woman I'm dating has left me because one of
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: her dogs has a limp. And I'm trying to make
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: it that Brady has some type of career. And now
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: you're going to give this to me? And then Carrie
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: walks in.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, hey, baby.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Too soon? Some stupid pun.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: I can't believe I had to watch Epcot shit. Come on.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, and then Epcot comes. Yeah.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: You're gross right there. And then the bogey guy's like, oh,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: hospitals make me sick.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Why are we here? What a nightmare.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: If that baby doesn't come out wearing Dolce, I don't
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: want to see it.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: We could definitely write season four. Let's get it going.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: And then Simba comes. Oh. Oh, I can't smoke here?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: That was the funniest thing Drake said. He's like, why
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: does she care about deodorant when she smokes four packs
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: a day?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: I know. Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Chris, where can everyone see you?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. I'm coming up this weekend. I'll be
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: in Fort Worth, Texas. Fort Worth, Texas this Friday and Saturday.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: Hyenas in Fort Worth. Then I go to Comedy Zone
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: in South Carolina.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Fun.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: It's Comedy Zone, South Carolina.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: I've been there.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have? Greenville, South Carolina Comedy Zone. You've been there?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: 29th and 30th. 29th and 30th. That's good. Charlotte Comedy
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: Zone just added it. So I got to sell some tickets.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe I've been to the Charlotte one.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: My friend lives in Charlotte.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: I'll have her come see you.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: Friday night, September 5th, Charlotte Comedy Zone. Atlanta Punchline, Saturday night,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: September 6th. DC Improv, September 7th. Right in a row.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Three right in a row. Come on down. Sunday night,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: DC Improv. And then I got Oxnard and Irvine coming. Oh, good.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: Oxnard and Irvine. Oxnard and Irvine, yeah. Franjola.fun. People always
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: ask about local shows. Oxnard and Irvine.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: On either end in between LA. Franjola.fun.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: Podcast is called Cover to Cover. Thank you for having
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: me on Juicy Scoop. I love it.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: Thank you for coming.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, speaking of that, I'm all the
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: way in Iceland.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: In the middle of nowhere. I'm looking at a waterfall.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: And a woman comes up and she goes, hey, I
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: love you on Juicy Scoop. She goes, you're Chris Fangiola, right?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: And I said, yeah. She goes, do you hate when
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: people do that? I said, in front of my family?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: Not at all. This is the greatest thing that's ever
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: happened to me. This made the trip.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: And then she said something weird. And my wife's like,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: why did you say that?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: And you're like, it's a grower, not a show owner.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: But thanks a lot.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Thank you. But anyway, yeah. So there you go. In
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: the middle of Iceland, it was. Yeah. She goes, I'm famous, too.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: And I was like, what? And I didn't. So I
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: was like, I don't understand what she said. People get
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: weird when, you know, they get nervous. I don't know
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: what it is. That's why when people are like, oh,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: I met that person. He was a dick. I'm like,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: were they a dick or were you a dick? Because
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: a lot of times.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: I remember one time I was kind of a bitch
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: just because I was like, the only thing I don't
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: like is when, like, there's a group of people. Yeah.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: And it's women. It's always women. Sometimes men are like, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But if it's a group of women and, like, three
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  Speaker 2: know who I am and, like, two don't, and they're
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  Speaker 2: all excited and... And then they would just be, the
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  Speaker 2: other girls are like, I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't approach you. I didn't approach you and go, hello,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big star. You should love me. Like, your
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: friends came to me.
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  Speaker 5: It's usually the person who has to take the picture.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: And they got to say, just before they take the picture,
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  Speaker 5: I want you. I have no idea who you are,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm like, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I was feeling pretty good about myself. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I was all excited. Because your three other friends
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: were excited.
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  Speaker 5: And like, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There you go, everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Blah, blah, blah. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Love you.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching.
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• 1:26:37
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