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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? You know what I'm saying. They hear.
- 0:02Speaker 1: What's up?
- 0:03Speaker 2: Everybody?
- 0:04Speaker 3: We're back ball brothers man Tony be so busy, bro,
- 0:07Speaker 3: we can't even know this on me walk around and
- 0:12Speaker 3: go to the gym, do his three exercises a day.
- 0:15Speaker 2: What do you Eat?
- 0:17Speaker 4: Was on tour, shooting episode after episode, also vacation and
- 0:21Speaker 4: traveling with his family, all in one its own cave.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Yo, I've been here. I don't do nothing.
- 0:28Speaker 2: What's your What are you eating today? In the two
- 0:31Speaker 2: from two to eight?
- 0:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I kicked it off with the smoothie. Now it
- 0:40Speaker 4: was over the os. Now back to smoothies. I get
- 0:45Speaker 4: these little protein poppers from Nectar. It's just like a
- 0:48Speaker 4: little ball of like, uh oats, peanut, butter, peanuts, guy protein,
- 0:57Speaker 4: pep protein. I had two and then usually some fruit
- 1:03Speaker 4: of some sort. And then I've been doing this thing
- 1:06Speaker 4: with the smoothie.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Nah. Like usually I'll go get the smoothies. I'll be
- 1:10Speaker 2: like yeah, and now I'll do my little video.
- 1:14Speaker 4: Then I go get the protein poppers.
- 1:17Speaker 1: After that?
- 1:18Speaker 2: Is that from another restaurant? Yeah, it's different. I'll be hopping. Okay,
- 1:21Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
- 1:22Speaker 1: I got my little routes.
- 1:24Speaker 4: And then the fruit is usually like lately there has
- 1:28Speaker 4: been grapes, pineapples, and then uh, then I do these
- 1:33Speaker 4: meal prep meal preps things from eating neck in la.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Oh, I like eating naked yea, I had eat necka
- 1:38Speaker 2: for a.
- 1:38Speaker 4: Minute, so i'll be, I'll be. I've been having those lately.
- 1:42Speaker 4: It's like vegans. I ain't cooked in a while. You
- 1:46Speaker 4: ain't been doing the grab grabbled Nah, I've been cutting
- 1:50Speaker 4: back on the tofu really, even though one of the
- 1:52Speaker 4: meals has tofu in its way less than normal.
- 1:55Speaker 2: So you haven't menino.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Nah, I ain't been there. You ain't been in Minnesota.
- 2:00Speaker 1: It's been about three weeks maybe.
- 2:04Speaker 2: And then you're so you do to eat nickeds a day?
- 2:08Speaker 3: Yeah? So do you do you have time in between
- 2:11Speaker 3: eating two, four, six, and eight.
- 2:13Speaker 1: I don't be timing it that. I'll just be eating
- 2:17Speaker 1: and then.
- 2:19Speaker 4: And then I usually ended with like a smoothie or
- 2:21Speaker 4: some green juice, and I make the smoothie at home
- 2:25Speaker 4: on that one h right.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Before you clock off.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have two smooth as a day.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Because the one I make at home is like.
- 2:34Speaker 4: This is protein powder I get that has all natural ingredients.
- 2:40Speaker 4: It's like only five ingredients in there as opposed to
- 2:42Speaker 4: the yeah, and every ingredient I could recognize on the streets.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Uh.
- 2:53Speaker 4: And then the green juice I get from nectar or whatever,
- 2:57Speaker 4: since I ain't been having like the salads.
- 3:00Speaker 2: keV was like, oh, yeah, I've heard of those items.
- 3:02Speaker 2: I'm back in. I'm locked in. God, you back in.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I didn't want to say nothing because I don't want
- 3:06Speaker 2: you to be mad.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Do you want me to activate?
- 3:08Speaker 2: I didn't want you to activate, but I'm back locked in. Babe.
- 3:12Speaker 4: You start the episode until you go out and down again. Nah,
- 3:15Speaker 4: man's the weekends off.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Nah.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Here's what I've been told myself. First of all this,
- 3:19Speaker 3: I got to be honest with myself, I said, keV, listen, man,
- 3:23Speaker 3: I said what I said.
- 3:25Speaker 2: You can't use tour as an excuse exactly if you
- 3:27Speaker 2: want a tour.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Right, Like, okay, you're on tour, crib Mer River only
- 3:32Speaker 3: been on tour.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:34Speaker 3: I was like, nigga, you gotta you gotta figure it out.
- 3:36Speaker 3: And you in the South, you know, in the South,
- 3:39Speaker 3: they'd be like you chopped, you typing healthy, It'd be
- 3:42Speaker 3: like Jack in the boxing, like what But I was like, keV,
- 3:45Speaker 3: you just I'm on I'm on tour for six months
- 3:48Speaker 3: straight almost then we have a few months off, then
- 3:51Speaker 3: we got ball Brothers for another two months.
- 3:53Speaker 2: My mom said, it's like, that's you can't right.
- 3:56Speaker 3: You can't use that as an excuse because I will
- 3:59Speaker 3: be You'll never. So the truth of the matter is
- 4:04Speaker 3: I had told myself it's not fair, which is not
- 4:06Speaker 3: and I told myself it's too hard, and it is.
- 4:09Speaker 3: But you either do it or you don't. Nobody ain't
- 4:12Speaker 3: nobody coming for you. Like I was looking at the
- 4:15Speaker 3: hair and I was like, no, you will not, you will.
- 4:17Speaker 1: He has the cheek.
- 4:18Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care.
- 4:21Speaker 3: He did the eating right though he did those ZI
- 4:23Speaker 3: big help, but but the eating right that man I
- 4:27Speaker 3: can attest. I was on set with him. He looked
- 4:30Speaker 3: over the doughnuts. I saw that he has I never
- 4:33Speaker 3: seen him in three months. I didn't even see him
- 4:35Speaker 3: eat off a full plate. He was he was Saucer's magee.
- 4:40Speaker 3: So but I was really just like, I can't use
- 4:43Speaker 3: being on tour and being on set as an excuse.
- 4:46Speaker 3: It's just not if I want to do it, Like
- 4:49Speaker 3: I was like Tony, Tony even sat up there and
- 4:51Speaker 3: went out to eat with us for a whole tour
- 4:53Speaker 3: and never.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Ate, he said in the face of food, and was like,
- 4:58Speaker 2: I'm just hanging.
- 4:59Speaker 3: So you just gotta shut the hell up and deal
- 5:01Speaker 3: with it or be big and I can just never
- 5:06Speaker 3: fully accept it. I wish I could just be like Brides.
- 5:08Speaker 3: I mean, I love my body, my shirt coming off
- 5:10Speaker 3: wherever I'm at. But the truth of the matter is
- 5:12Speaker 3: some shirts fit. I'll be like, I feel comfortable all the.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Way because you always be pulling on your shirt.
- 5:18Speaker 2: I know, I just don't feel along the way.
- 5:22Speaker 4: It not only that, because man, but listen the churchie.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna hold you.
- 5:27Speaker 3: While I was shooting Churchy and touring, I was like,
- 5:31Speaker 3: this is I can't do it. I just couldn't. But
- 5:35Speaker 3: once Churchy was over, I was like, all right, man,
- 5:37Speaker 3: get it together. And then I'd be complaining, like comparing
- 5:40Speaker 3: myself to like Kirk Franklin.
- 5:43Speaker 2: But Kirk travels with a.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Nutritionist, a chef, I mean a chef, no nutritionist chef,
- 5:50Speaker 3: and a trainer, Like he don't even go to cook
- 5:53Speaker 3: when it's time to eat on tour. His chef is like, okay,
- 5:56Speaker 3: here's breakfast. Here's your snack, here's your here's your you
- 6:00Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. So I'm like, if I had that,
- 6:03Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Pay for that.
- 6:04Speaker 4: So you know, oh, you're not gonna pay for that, Noma,
- 6:08Speaker 4: you paying for everything else.
- 6:10Speaker 3: But I've been eating tuna packs, don't raw naked chunk
- 6:15Speaker 3: light and water chunk lights, chunk light, chunk get the
- 6:21Speaker 3: albacore and regular albac a straight up chunk light, no
- 6:26Speaker 3: no frill, no nothing, and then sometimes get the limit
- 6:30Speaker 3: herb garlic.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Gets.
- 6:34Speaker 2: But the raw chunk light.
- 6:36Speaker 3: I'd be like, because I saw this video Rains and
- 6:40Speaker 3: he was like he was He had a half like
- 6:43Speaker 3: a mil prep thing. It was like half chicken, half broccoli,
- 6:45Speaker 3: and they were like, how do you do this? He said, Man,
- 6:47Speaker 3: I just eat it. I don't I don't care. I
- 6:49Speaker 3: don't like it and it's not good. I just eat
- 6:52Speaker 3: it because I gotta eat it. And once you just
- 6:54Speaker 3: get over that, then I don't care. But you could
- 6:57Speaker 3: at least no, try the trunk like albut with nothing
- 7:02Speaker 3: on it, Joe seat, but that tastes like no paper.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Now you're a wild bear. Now you're a wild bear.
- 7:09Speaker 4: At that point if you ain't gonna putting nothing on in,
- 7:12Speaker 4: you just in the wild, you at the water for
- 7:16Speaker 4: you know, the bears be at the waterfall, wait for
- 7:18Speaker 4: the fish to come up.
- 7:24Speaker 2: That's how animals.
- 7:27Speaker 1: No seasons, lions and there they don't be seasoning at me.
- 7:32Speaker 2: Real lines pull out some seasons. So like.
- 7:39Speaker 4: Then the female come up before it on the Yeah,
- 7:42Speaker 4: and then hyats like can.
- 7:44Speaker 2: We add some move, move move, get your own season.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Like it just Oh, my problem is I be locked
- 7:55Speaker 3: in or I I don't be locked in, But you
- 7:57Speaker 3: gotta stay locked in, gotta stay because you always be starting.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Not be star starts you starting, and you're like.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Movies that come on.
- 8:06Speaker 4: We see the logo twentyth century Fox, let's get it,
- 8:11Speaker 4: twentyth century Fox presents, and then it starts over.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Twentyth century Fox.
- 8:18Speaker 4: All right, this movie gonna get going sooner or later
- 8:20Speaker 4: twentieth century Fox presents.
- 8:22Speaker 1: Then it re loose, do doo, do doo?
- 8:38Speaker 2: When is this movie going?
- 8:40Speaker 1: Start and finished? And sometimes we might even get into
- 8:44Speaker 1: the movie a.
- 8:45Speaker 5: Little bit, and then right when the next sea come on?
- 8:57Speaker 3: If we finished the analogy ever so true, I mean
- 9:01Speaker 3: sinking myself, man, I'll be like, why you can't just
- 9:05Speaker 3: do stuff like a little bit. I can't just it
- 9:10Speaker 3: has to be one hundred percent or zero. I'm either
- 9:13Speaker 3: working out tuna rice cakes, walking down the street making
- 9:18Speaker 3: my way downtown, or Chick fil a burgers, say Refreshers,
- 9:23Speaker 3: Crakes creams.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Baked potato with brisket.
- 9:27Speaker 3: I was ordered to make potato with brisket three nights
- 9:30Speaker 3: in a row, man nights.
- 9:32Speaker 2: In a row.
- 9:32Speaker 3: One time I was like, man, I want to get
- 9:34Speaker 3: that baked potato brisket one more time. That case so
- 9:36Speaker 3: in it, man, it's crazy.
- 9:40Speaker 2: I mean the whole.
- 9:41Speaker 3: Corn bread from from Gus's Barbecue and grilled and Halloween
- 9:45Speaker 3: your butter. I ordered the corn bread square, I ordered
- 9:52Speaker 3: the pan It's for like four people.
- 9:54Speaker 2: You finished three fourths.
- 9:57Speaker 3: I can never finish it all, because that's just that's
- 9:59Speaker 3: what save it as your sacrilege.
- 10:02Speaker 2: That's one thing that saving you a little bit is
- 10:04Speaker 2: that you don't be finishing you. I don't finish my food, man,
- 10:06Speaker 2: that's my problem. I finish everything. Why I have to
- 10:10Speaker 2: you don't have to do Let's talk about this. This
- 10:13Speaker 2: episode just gonna be like we missed y'all.
- 10:15Speaker 3: Sorry, y'all, Tony voted Tony was in one of them days. Okay,
- 10:22Speaker 3: I haven't seen it yet because I've been on the road,
- 10:24Speaker 3: but I bought tickets. I bought ten tickets they saw,
- 10:27Speaker 3: so it count. I bought about ten tickets the week up.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I helped the box office right, and I'm trying to
- 10:32Speaker 3: go before it leaves theaters. You was in the film
- 10:35Speaker 3: and you posted this that you that you on the
- 10:38Speaker 3: Rotten Tomatoes you posted that what did you give it?
- 10:41Speaker 4: Three and a half of five? I think I would
- 10:44Speaker 4: bump it up now because I saw it twy How
- 10:46Speaker 4: you don't give.
- 10:47Speaker 2: It five out of five on the pure strength that
- 10:49Speaker 2: you was.
- 10:49Speaker 1: In it, because then I lose the integrity of the.
- 10:51Speaker 4: Movie review the people that watched my movie reviews, or
- 10:56Speaker 4: you just gave it the.
- 10:57Speaker 2: Five because you was in it, and then who am
- 10:59Speaker 2: I at that point?
- 11:00Speaker 4: I'm just I could just be hied now, and then
- 11:03Speaker 4: they lose the integrity of the whole movie review. They
- 11:07Speaker 4: just paying tone off. Now we can't trust nothing needs sack.
- 11:10Speaker 4: But I gotta get a real review.
- 11:13Speaker 2: But why did it get three and a half out
- 11:15Speaker 2: of five?
- 11:15Speaker 4: Because it suffered from the comedy ending a little bit
- 11:21Speaker 4: okay a little bit, like part of it was like
- 11:23Speaker 4: a dope ending, but part of it I.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Was just like this is this is a stretch.
- 11:27Speaker 2: I don't want to get nothing way for you know
- 11:30Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
- 11:31Speaker 4: So I was just like, you know, So it was
- 11:34Speaker 4: part it was part dope dope wrap up, dope closure,
- 11:37Speaker 4: but part also like this little piece.
- 11:40Speaker 3: And you really was like they didn't land the ending,
- 11:44Speaker 3: so it can't get So what you bumping up?
- 11:45Speaker 2: How'd you bump it up from three and a half
- 11:47Speaker 2: to four?
- 11:47Speaker 4: Because when I when I you know, when you rewatch
- 11:50Speaker 4: a movie, you always pick up on stuff you missed
- 11:52Speaker 4: the first time. So I was picking up on like
- 11:54Speaker 4: little jokes here and there. Okay, that's right. Ah, okay, yeah,
- 11:58Speaker 4: because I didn't read the whole script page.
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- 15:03Speaker 2: Really yeah, I rarely read the whole script man of actor,
- 15:07Speaker 2: are you man?
- 15:08Speaker 4: Like if I was in a dramatic piece, yeah, then
- 15:11Speaker 4: I would read the whole script.
- 15:12Speaker 1: But it was just like, so.
- 15:13Speaker 2: They sent you the full script and your scenes, and
- 15:14Speaker 2: you was just like, if I'm in there for just
- 15:16Speaker 2: a piece, I ain't reading the whole script.
- 15:20Speaker 4: If it's just like you know what I'm saying, Like,
- 15:22Speaker 4: if it was a movie like Doubt or something, you know, well,
- 15:26Speaker 4: Viola Davis had that little one scene, I would I
- 15:29Speaker 4: would have read that whole script just so I can
- 15:31Speaker 4: get the essence of what that mother was going through
- 15:33Speaker 4: and what's going on. So the comedy is just like
- 15:37Speaker 4: it was my type of role. I was just like,
- 15:39Speaker 4: I can just.
- 15:41Speaker 2: For Churchy. Did you read the whole script or you
- 15:43Speaker 2: just read your partlem.
- 15:44Speaker 1: I ain't read the whole script.
- 15:46Speaker 2: No you did it? No, you just search for Maverick West.
- 15:50Speaker 2: I was like Maverick West.
- 15:57Speaker 3: Okay, let me ask you this, This on the integrity
- 15:59Speaker 3: to you. You make a feel and you watch it
- 16:04Speaker 3: and it ain't five out of five?
- 16:06Speaker 2: Would you would you be like, Man, my movie is
- 16:09Speaker 2: just three and a half.
- 16:09Speaker 4: I can't review it then, because this is the first
- 16:13Speaker 4: movie I reviewed and I'm in okay, because I didn't
- 16:16Speaker 4: review Outlaw, Johnny Black. I didn't get out of review
- 16:19Speaker 4: because you're in it. Yeah, because I was in it
- 16:22Speaker 4: tough because I was in that. No, you were hit substance.
- 16:24Speaker 2: You were in that.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Like I actually made the plot shift a little bit.
- 16:28Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. So it was like compromise. You feel
- 16:33Speaker 3: like you can't look at it with fresh eyes?
- 16:35Speaker 4: Yeah, because, like you know, I just don't want to
- 16:37Speaker 4: be you know, in there. It's a conflict adventuress.
- 16:42Speaker 2: Okay, So let me ask you this. I put a
- 16:44Speaker 2: movie out Caves Adventures of Weight Loss.
- 16:50Speaker 4: One second out of five because the movie never finished.
- 16:54Speaker 1: The movie just came on.
- 16:56Speaker 2: All we saw was the logo and the opening credits.
- 16:58Speaker 2: Need to reloot?
- 17:00Speaker 3: You would review? Would you review if you didn't like
- 17:02Speaker 3: my movie? If there was a true one saxophone out
- 17:04Speaker 3: of five? The friends that we are I mean, it's true,
- 17:08Speaker 3: and I put my heart and soul into it, you know,
- 17:10Speaker 3: I sunk in everything is in it. And me and
- 17:13Speaker 3: Melissa we met the house, and I'm like, to man,
- 17:16Speaker 3: what you think it's one? It's maybe a half a saxophone?
- 17:22Speaker 3: Would you rather not review it?
- 17:24Speaker 1: I wouldn't review it.
- 17:25Speaker 2: You wouldn't.
- 17:26Speaker 1: I wouldn't give it a review you'd rather?
- 17:28Speaker 2: But where's your integrity? Off?
- 17:29Speaker 4: I can't because I can't lie and be like, yo,
- 17:31Speaker 4: this is a this is a good movie, y'all.
- 17:33Speaker 2: You know, start bleading, this is it. You got to
- 17:37Speaker 2: see this and the why.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Couldn't you just be honest and be like, man, catch
- 17:39Speaker 3: my boy? But I didn't like it.
- 17:41Speaker 4: Because I don't want to give it the bad press.
- 17:44Speaker 4: So I was just hush m. So I was just like,
- 17:47Speaker 4: I ain't see it. I ain't see it, y'all. So
- 17:53Speaker 4: like you know, because I could just choose not the review.
- 17:57Speaker 2: So that's how you may tell your integrity?
- 17:59Speaker 4: Yeah, because if I see it, I gotta give the
- 18:02Speaker 4: honest success.
- 18:03Speaker 2: But you would tell me if you asked me what.
- 18:06Speaker 1: I'd be like.
- 18:10Speaker 4: If it's that bad, if it's like a half a saxophore,
- 18:13Speaker 4: I gotta do. I got to give you the real
- 18:15Speaker 4: I might not rip you the shreds, but i'd be
- 18:17Speaker 4: like you and my honest opinion, I.
- 18:22Speaker 2: Remember when I bombed after keep Your Walk Past It.
- 18:26Speaker 2: It was just like.
- 18:31Speaker 3: It was so wilde because all my friends and family
- 18:34Speaker 3: were there, just like, I don't know what to tell you.
- 18:38Speaker 1: It was gold because it was Joe's you had been doing.
- 18:41Speaker 2: That's why I was so re you it's them. Let
- 18:44Speaker 2: me tell you what we've been talking about that on
- 18:46Speaker 2: this tour.
- 18:48Speaker 3: It is so wild as a comedian, and I'm so
- 18:51Speaker 3: grateful that I started off doing plays like not even
- 18:54Speaker 3: my place, like I did theater in college and I
- 18:56Speaker 3: did a run for three weeks.
- 18:59Speaker 2: I make and we did. Oh you was artist though
- 19:03Speaker 2: I wasn't in there.
- 19:04Speaker 3: I was a slave. It was I literally was a slave.
- 19:07Speaker 3: It was a reimagining of Macbeth, like set in the
- 19:10Speaker 3: Civil War. So I was and I got killed by Macbeth.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Actually did you have lines?
- 19:17Speaker 4: No?
- 19:18Speaker 1: You you?
- 19:22Speaker 2: I had a fight.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Scene, what's out for hand? Scene? Thanks?
- 19:27Speaker 3: Can I fight scene that I still remember the choreography from.
- 19:32Speaker 3: I had a staff and here was my choreography. I
- 19:35Speaker 3: had to stand up here okay, and it was step
- 19:38Speaker 3: out with the staff, swipe okay, he ducks, pulled back, stab,
- 19:45Speaker 3: he leans.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Then I go here and he blocks it and then
- 19:49Speaker 2: he kills me. Did you go yard? Did you get it?
- 19:54Speaker 3: So when I died, I would I would like, so
- 19:58Speaker 3: I died with my right side to the audience, with
- 20:00Speaker 3: my left hand, I would like grab my stomach and
- 20:04Speaker 3: pinch and bite my lip so I could feel pain.
- 20:10Speaker 3: So I had a dying scene, but I didn't get
- 20:12Speaker 3: to talk. Yeah, I didn't get I was just like
- 20:19Speaker 3: and then I fell and I grew my hair out
- 20:22Speaker 3: a little bit. It was it was all spiky and dumb.
- 20:25Speaker 3: And then I had like an ugly friend. You know,
- 20:27Speaker 3: I couldn't grow my hair, so I just looked so stupid.
- 20:31Speaker 1: That look slavey.
- 20:32Speaker 3: In the last week, I just cut my hair. They
- 20:34Speaker 3: were like, hey man, I was like, man, I gotta
- 20:35Speaker 3: go to school still, I'm in class. I got to
- 20:40Speaker 3: look at these people over the face. Man, this hair
- 20:42Speaker 3: is dumb. I ain't getting pair. This hair is dumb.
- 20:46Speaker 3: I'm done. They were mad, but I was like, what
- 20:48Speaker 3: y'all finna do? Man, my hair looks stupid and I'm
- 20:50Speaker 3: in college. So we had did like shoot over maybe
- 20:56Speaker 3: four weeks plus previews.
- 20:57Speaker 2: We did like twenty five.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Shows a lot, and I was in there.
- 21:03Speaker 2: I just never talked. I ran once the time and
- 21:08Speaker 2: I ran back. I have no talk.
- 21:11Speaker 3: But what I noticed is show the show night tonight,
- 21:14Speaker 3: the audience would be totally different. Some audience have great,
- 21:17Speaker 3: big energy, some would laugh at parts that weren't funny,
- 21:21Speaker 3: and some would be dead. And the actors are giving
- 21:24Speaker 3: you the same every performance, giving you the same intensity.
- 21:29Speaker 3: They never lowered. So it help me in comedy because
- 21:32Speaker 3: even on this tour, like city to city, the energy
- 21:35Speaker 3: be so different, and some cities habitually low energy every
- 21:40Speaker 3: time I go to them.
- 21:41Speaker 2: On Blast Gap Miami, maybe it's me.
- 21:46Speaker 1: I got them this much.
- 21:48Speaker 2: I have not had a good show in Miami.
- 21:51Speaker 3: Miami like the energy is always even Vegas, Vegas, I
- 21:58Speaker 3: had muted energy. I believe Vegas is because the Caliber
- 22:02Speaker 3: show is there. Like I mean, at one point they
- 22:04Speaker 3: had the lions eating people and you're just gonna go.
- 22:07Speaker 1: And talky man.
- 22:10Speaker 2: We got the.
- 22:10Speaker 3: Blue Man Group, we got magic, we got you telling
- 22:15Speaker 3: jokes man, shut up.
- 22:16Speaker 1: You got the best of the best in the world.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Yeah, but those Miami for me, and Vegas are two
- 22:24Speaker 3: cities where I just they're not always bad shows, but
- 22:27Speaker 3: energy wise, they just it's never been at the top.
- 22:30Speaker 3: In Louisville, you can attest always the best. Even we
- 22:36Speaker 3: did Real Comedian, we had like one hundred and eighty
- 22:38Speaker 3: people there. It was our top show because the energy
- 22:42Speaker 3: was through. The room could have went to the heavens.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Time we went back, it was through, and they didn't
- 22:48Speaker 3: buy a lot of tickets. It was like two hundred people,
- 22:50Speaker 3: but like, yes, don't money respect. I'll take two hundred
- 22:55Speaker 3: with good energy versus hundred of people who just were
- 22:58Speaker 3: like for sure. And the thing is like we talk
- 23:01Speaker 3: about this, you know, we be on tour together, Like
- 23:04Speaker 3: how's the audience?
- 23:05Speaker 2: All they good?
- 23:06Speaker 3: They're good, right, They're okay late night crowd. I kind
- 23:10Speaker 3: of had to work a little bit. Yeah, So it's
- 23:12Speaker 3: like Melissa brought up a good point though. She was like,
- 23:15Speaker 3: let's take a break.
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- 25:35Speaker 2: You know.
- 25:37Speaker 3: The audience has no concept of the other shows. Now,
- 25:40Speaker 3: so you be like last night was crazy, and they'd
- 25:44Speaker 3: be like, man, we had a great time. So I
- 25:46Speaker 3: never like cater to like, I never be like you
- 25:49Speaker 3: ain't got no energy.
- 25:50Speaker 2: I actually go harder.
- 25:52Speaker 3: But when that laughter be holding over in one city
- 25:56Speaker 3: and like this this past week and we did. We
- 25:58Speaker 3: did Baton Rouge New Orleans and Jackson and Baton Rouge.
- 26:04Speaker 2: I made a mistake.
- 26:05Speaker 3: I was like, bo is energy, feel right y'all coming
- 26:08Speaker 3: in the coming in the green room before we went
- 26:11Speaker 3: on stage.
- 26:11Speaker 2: They was like they was laughing. They just wasn't language
- 26:16Speaker 2: New Orleans, same things. Man.
- 26:20Speaker 3: We went to Jackson tone, they was heroin in my wrists.
- 26:25Speaker 2: As soon as I came out. You can tell they are.
- 26:32Speaker 3: They doing double Dutch stuff. So it was uh. And
- 26:36Speaker 3: you know, sometimes somebody said they had the snow and
- 26:38Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, people's beating like, man, I had a
- 26:42Speaker 3: snow man, whatever it is that it could be that.
- 26:45Speaker 3: But as before, you really gotta sometimes know it really
- 26:47Speaker 3: isn't you. Sometimes you just just hey, goodbye.
- 26:51Speaker 1: That's what theater helped me out a lot with that too.
- 26:53Speaker 2: Yeah, because we were doing the same thing after night.
- 26:56Speaker 3: They sucked the audience sometimes it was very base them,
- 27:00Speaker 3: so that helped me out say them. So I sometimes
- 27:05Speaker 3: and sometimes I just be like and just when I
- 27:08Speaker 3: feel like, are you even funny?
- 27:09Speaker 2: Because three bad?
- 27:12Speaker 3: And then it's even worse than comedy club because it's
- 27:14Speaker 3: not it's showed a show.
- 27:16Speaker 2: You got a Friday early whoa got off work at
- 27:20Speaker 2: the weekend?
- 27:21Speaker 4: Next show Friday late mess, and I gotta go to
- 27:25Speaker 4: sleep on that. I gotta look at the ceiling fan
- 27:28Speaker 4: on the trash energy. Now I'm in the bed, just looking.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Up in the bad cry.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Why could it reverse?
- 27:38Speaker 4: Man? You want to end on the high go to
- 27:41Speaker 4: bed on the trash and saying, man, I could have
- 27:44Speaker 4: just yeah, that's good. That that was the last one was.
- 27:47Speaker 3: The best, because if you end on the bad you'd
- 27:49Speaker 3: be like, I gotta get another one. Now you gotta
- 27:52Speaker 3: go home. You're on the plane.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Take it all week.
- 27:54Speaker 3: And I just did this joke last night and was killing.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Jackson is two hours from the last city.
- 28:03Speaker 1: That happened to me with one joke.
- 28:05Speaker 4: The same night, I did this joke about lanterns at
- 28:09Speaker 4: the Highigh Cafe.
- 28:10Speaker 1: It murdered.
- 28:12Speaker 4: I was glad had two shows in one night, so
- 28:14Speaker 4: all right, I'm gonna do my set at the run
- 28:16Speaker 4: over the Laugh Factory.
- 28:17Speaker 1: I did that lantern joke. They was in there dying.
- 28:21Speaker 4: I was like, hor y'all, I ain't even have time
- 28:25Speaker 4: to fully like dap it up and sit in the
- 28:29Speaker 4: all right, y'all. Then I got in the car. But
- 28:31Speaker 4: in my mind, I was like, whoa, I got a banger.
- 28:37Speaker 4: I'm driving to the to the factory, police.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Light on the roof.
- 28:46Speaker 1: I'm doing the bad.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Boys too now showing your badge.
- 28:50Speaker 4: I'm driving off. I get to the laugh factory, I
- 28:54Speaker 4: do that same joke, and I was excited. So I
- 28:56Speaker 4: just kicked it off with that joke. That's why I'm
- 28:58Speaker 4: messed up.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Landing show.
- 29:02Speaker 4: They were like, give it up a Tony Baker landers.
- 29:05Speaker 4: I just did this joke with the burden. They was like,
- 29:10Speaker 4: I was like, oh good.
- 29:12Speaker 1: I had one. I put my landing on the shell.
- 29:15Speaker 1: I was just I put that landing right on the shelf.
- 29:20Speaker 1: For years ago, letting then that joke. Wouldn't would have
- 29:22Speaker 1: thought it.
- 29:22Speaker 2: Was just from that. That's so funny. That has happened
- 29:27Speaker 2: to me, so good man.
- 29:28Speaker 3: I had a joke about in Ohio District a month
- 29:32Speaker 3: or two ago. I had a joke about Chitlin's that
- 29:35Speaker 3: just went. I just did off the cup chit Lins Man,
- 29:39Speaker 3: it ain't.
- 29:39Speaker 2: Nothing but boo boo soup. They was dying tone. I mean,
- 29:45Speaker 2: he ain't nothing but boo boom soup tone. The boom
- 29:50Speaker 2: boom suit.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Boom boom, the said, y'all talking about I eat Pumpkin's
- 29:57Speaker 3: bye Knock.
- 29:57Speaker 2: When y'all eat, they're like, what is g It ain't
- 30:00Speaker 2: nothing but boo boo soup? Yes, I did to me
- 30:08Speaker 2: rolling down, boy, I tell y'all tried that on light
- 30:11Speaker 2: the back you tour, and y'all get mad at me.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Freezing punkin pie.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Now when you're eating chillings, ain't nothing but boo boo soup.
- 30:19Speaker 3: We like chilins, but it ain't but it ain't nothing
- 30:22Speaker 3: boomoo soup. Y'all.
- 30:25Speaker 1: They had a bull of it in the showld.
- 30:29Speaker 2: But it ain't nothing but boomoo soup.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Y'all. Nah, No, man, you had that on the way
- 30:35Speaker 4: over here, and then there's to go cook. I put
- 30:39Speaker 4: my chilins in the in the couple of noodles. I
- 30:42Speaker 4: just drink it on the way I like. I like
- 30:44Speaker 4: to drink the soup on the way here. Set down
- 30:47Speaker 4: here in the South, were born in booboo soup.
- 30:50Speaker 3: I'm retiring now, especially now that I said that. It
- 30:53Speaker 3: wasn't even a real joke. I just gotta work. I
- 30:55Speaker 3: did it in Baton Rouge. Ain't nothing but boo boo
- 30:58Speaker 3: soup and it ain't actually, it ain't actually booboo.
- 31:01Speaker 2: It's intested. The lady said down the audience, it ain't
- 31:04Speaker 2: actually booble at all. Its Intestine. I was like, I mean,
- 31:08Speaker 2: boo boo.
- 31:09Speaker 4: Kind of starts in the attests then then it comes
- 31:11Speaker 4: out as booboo, but it be getting worked over in
- 31:14Speaker 4: the intestine.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Ma'am, I'm talking to the bitch.
- 31:18Speaker 1: How about that your help? No, man, no, I know
- 31:22Speaker 1: what man?
- 31:24Speaker 2: That was that? You know it all, ma'am that you
- 31:26Speaker 2: got your degree?
- 31:27Speaker 1: An right?
- 31:28Speaker 2: Actually it's Intestine, you know.
- 31:30Speaker 1: I mean, we know it's Intestine.
- 31:31Speaker 2: But I'm like in the Boo boo travel through there.
- 31:35Speaker 6: Let's take a break from the show real quick. Listen.
- 31:38Speaker 6: I'm not a fan for the chaos. I'm not. The
- 31:42Speaker 6: chaos just throws me off. I'm not a fan whatsoever.
- 31:46Speaker 6: Man Like I like, I like structure.
- 31:49Speaker 4: I don't like surprises like that. Maybe like a good surprise,
- 31:53Speaker 4: but like a chaotic surprise. I'm out, man, Are you
- 31:55Speaker 4: still recovering from the hectic holidays?
- 31:57Speaker 2: What you doing?
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- 34:07Speaker 3: No, so, what's up with tonight? So I'm not saying
- 34:11Speaker 3: it no more. I don't know what it was about
- 34:13Speaker 3: that first night.
- 34:14Speaker 2: It was off. The come just killed is not had.
- 34:19Speaker 2: I'm trying to suit here.
- 34:20Speaker 1: The shirts put it out.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Boo boo soup.
- 34:23Speaker 4: Get the merch you went in there, Boo boo soup
- 34:27Speaker 4: y'all can Actually, it's the intestines when you wouldn't really
- 34:34Speaker 4: break it down.
- 34:34Speaker 1: We got out here. Ship can't like that Jewish anyway.
- 34:39Speaker 1: What's your think about us in the South.
- 34:40Speaker 2: That's really what it felt like.
- 34:42Speaker 4: We're still picking cotton. You was a slave and old
- 34:46Speaker 4: fellow in the Civil War. Now you're better than us.
- 34:49Speaker 4: You was holding your boo boo soup when you just stand.
- 34:52Speaker 3: I can't wear the cowboy hat because I get hot
- 34:55Speaker 3: and I mean laughing.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Well, I got to get that booboo shore. Listen, we
- 35:02Speaker 2: got Chitlin's for dinner.
- 35:03Speaker 4: Now.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Mater said we ain't gonna be able. It had nothing.
- 35:05Speaker 1: You're looking like you billy. The kids and them on
- 35:09Speaker 1: the run.
- 35:10Speaker 2: Y'all, y'all come around the sheriff, come around these parts.
- 35:12Speaker 2: Tell them we're not here.
- 35:13Speaker 4: Hear me?
- 35:15Speaker 2: All right? Listen, now the town's three clicks over, three clicks.
- 35:22Speaker 2: All right, y'all, this episode's over.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Kad was sweating up a storm in that hat.