Latest / Cats & Pudding with Jennifer Dilandro / Rock Stars, Wild Stories & Crazy Tour Adventures
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is the Cats and Pudding Podcast. A melting pot
- 0:06Speaker 1: of pudding.
- 0:07Speaker 2: And now, here's Jen.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of
- 0:12Speaker 3: Cats and Pudding. And today, oh my God, I have
- 0:15Speaker 3: like three of my most favorite people on this planet
- 0:18Speaker 3: in this room with me right now.
- 0:20Speaker 4: We have initiated two more people into our crew, Tony, right?
- 0:24Speaker 1: Oh, no, we definitely have.
- 0:25Speaker 4: We have a great crew.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Noob-a-diver, noob-a-diver. So we're brothers now? We're brothers. We're stepbrothers.
- 0:31Speaker 1: We're stepbrothers.
- 0:33Speaker 4: You can be stepbrothers.
- 0:35Speaker 1: We're the stepbrothers, if I roll with that.
- 0:37Speaker 3: We're standing no introduction. We have Sal, and we have Peps,
- 0:42Speaker 3: and of course, I have Mr.
- 0:43Speaker 4: Tony Cannoli as my co-host.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Stay creamy for you. Yeah, stay creamy. He'll fill that
- 0:47Speaker 1: cannoli for you. Yeah, they know. They're not going to
- 0:50Speaker 1: know my stepbrothers. Watch it, watch it.
- 0:53Speaker 5: Oh, I was going to say, Peps is definitely a stepbrother.
- 0:56Speaker 5: Just do the fact list. He's wearing a track suit.
- 0:58Speaker 5: White shoes, listen, match with the white shoes. Yo, and listen,
- 1:02Speaker 5: Sal's definitely, listen, I mean, look at how he dresses.
- 1:09Speaker 1: But he dresses good. He dresses good. No matter where
- 1:12Speaker 1: you go. As soon as I got to floor, I'm like,
- 1:16Speaker 1: fuck it.
- 1:17Speaker 4: We didn't tell.
- 1:18Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:18Speaker 3: No, but you carry it, Sal. You look like a
- 1:22Speaker 3: certain people. Like if Tony wore that, he would look ridiculous.
- 1:27Speaker 6: Well, he's a New Yorker. I'm not skinny enough to
- 1:29Speaker 6: wear that.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Neither am I. Neither am I. I'm a fat bastard.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Look at me.
- 1:34Speaker 4: But you have.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Noah looks great on you. He looks cool. I would
- 1:39Speaker 1: have like a leprechaun eating a tiger. I can't do it.
- 1:45Speaker 4: But you carry it off. No, you do have a
- 1:47Speaker 4: great sense of style, which I.
- 1:48Speaker 1: I appreciate that. He's a rock star.
- 1:50Speaker 4: He is a rock star. He's a rock star.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Yeah, you got two good resumes here. You got a
- 1:54Speaker 1: rock star and the kid that got kicked out of school.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Sweet bone.
- 1:57Speaker 6: I wasn't so far from that, brother.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I wasn't so far from that either.
- 2:04Speaker 4: I feel like Sal was a little bad.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a bad boy. I was a bad boy.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I was a bad boy.
- 2:09Speaker 6: Same shit.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Did you have a lot of groupies following you around?
- 2:12Speaker 1: Yeah, we did.
- 2:12Speaker 7: We had crazy stalkers. That stalked my family. That stalked
- 2:16Speaker 7: my mother.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
- 2:17Speaker 1: We had... But your.
- 2:18Speaker 4: Mother must not have been happy about it.
- 2:20Speaker 1: I'd be hysterical if somebody stalked my mother.
- 2:22Speaker 5: Oh, man.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Imagine that. That would be funny. That would be funny.
- 2:25Speaker 1: We'd be fighting people we streak. That would be hilarious.
- 2:29Speaker 4: Dude, I had.
- 2:30Speaker 3: I'm telling you, kids, because a mother will kick your
- 2:32Speaker 3: fucking ass.
- 2:34Speaker 7: We had this one stalker stalk my wife. She stalked
- 2:38Speaker 7: everybody who knew me. She traveled all over the country
- 2:41Speaker 7: and followed me everywhere. I was like, you don't have
- 2:43Speaker 7: a job? Like, What the fuck are you doing?
- 2:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:45Speaker 1: She had, and she would like, she wouldn't blink. That
- 2:48Speaker 1: was the scariest part.
- 2:50Speaker 4: Okay.
- 2:50Speaker 1: And you start to get to all these people because
- 2:52Speaker 1: you see them everywhere. Like. So I remember playing this
- 2:58Speaker 1: show and it was an outdoor show and it starts
- 3:00Speaker 1: to rain and she's front row and the, but the
- 3:03Speaker 1: rain's beaten off her eyes. She's not blinking. It was just,
- 3:06Speaker 1: it was bouncing. It was all.
- 3:07Speaker 4: Were you freaking out?
- 3:09Speaker 1: Yeah. So you're talking about like that, like you have
- 3:11Speaker 1: like a, somebody stalking you a bit. Doesn't blink, right?
- 3:14Speaker 1: Because they're groupies or whatever. Yeah. I went to a
- 3:17Speaker 1: Beach Boys show at PNC, the same place that Beatstock was.
- 3:22Speaker 1: They have the craziest looking fans. Oh, yeah.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Well, you know, they're all from the 60s. They don't think.
- 3:29Speaker 7: No.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Uh-uh.
- 3:30Speaker 1: They have a group of teenagers following them.
- 3:32Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 3:33Speaker 1: They do. Dress like them.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 3:35Speaker 1: But the non-blinking thing is what made me think. Yeah. Staring.
- 3:39Speaker 6: Like that.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Terrifying. Wait, Pep. With Stamos, without Stamos. With Stamos. Yeah, exactly.
- 3:45Speaker 1: That's why. With Stamos. Because Stamos. John Stamos.
- 3:50Speaker 4: That's why they have the underneath, you know, because they'll watch.
- 3:53Speaker 4: What's that?
- 3:53Speaker 1: Full house. There you go. But that non-blinking thing. Which
- 3:57Speaker 1: is not a big thing in the world. Man, you
- 3:58Speaker 1: meet a lot. When you're out on the road, you
- 4:00Speaker 1: just meet. You meet crazy people. Oh yeah.
- 4:02Speaker 7: It's insane who will show up to these things.
- 4:04Speaker 1: It's, it's wild.
- 4:05Speaker 5: Wow.
- 4:06Speaker 1: And you went all over the world with it?
- 4:07Speaker 7: Uh, mainly like all over. I've played everywhere. You could
- 4:10Speaker 7: pretty much imagine North America and then over in Europe.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Gotcha. Got to, yeah. Played over in England. Yeah. We
- 4:16Speaker 1: were biggest. We always made the most money in America.
- 4:18Speaker 1: So we get all these offers to like play other
- 4:21Speaker 1: countries and stuff, but we would get offers at the
- 4:24Speaker 1: same time. You'd be playing back here and I wish,
- 4:27Speaker 1: I wish we didn't do that in retrospect, but yeah.
- 4:30Speaker 4: Well, can I ask you a question?
- 4:31Speaker 3: Do the people in the rock world say about your
- 4:36Speaker 3: style now? Do they say you went for... Because you
- 4:38Speaker 3: probably ripped up t-shirts and.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Well, honestly, if you actually look back in the day,
- 4:42Speaker 1: I never played with a shirt. I just wore jeans.
- 4:45Speaker 1: And that was it. Why would he got a stalker?
- 4:48Speaker 2: He's going to run out and stay naked and good
- 4:51Speaker 2: looking the whole time.
- 4:52Speaker 1: They're not going to want to look at me at all.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I had a huge mohawk for a year.
- 4:57Speaker 7: Wow. Yeah, I had a huge mohawk. And I just
- 4:58Speaker 7: got sick of maintaining that thing. It was just insane.
- 5:01Speaker 4: What color was it?
- 5:02Speaker 1: It was black, white, black, white. Like a stunk. Oh, wow.
- 5:06Speaker 1: That's so cool. That's the real Pepe Le Pew. There
- 5:08Speaker 1: that was. It was. Yeah, see?
- 5:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:12Speaker 1: You actually want to, this actually just came to my mind.
- 5:13Speaker 1: You guys want to hear a really funny story? Is
- 5:15Speaker 1: it weird? Is this at me? That's all I want
- 5:16Speaker 1: to hear.
- 5:17Speaker 4: Yes. I love funny stories.
- 5:18Speaker 7: We played this show. I don't want to say where
- 5:20Speaker 7: it was. Cause then the person's going to know exactly
- 5:22Speaker 7: who it is. We played, we, we pull into this
- 5:27Speaker 7: small town.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Okay.
- 5:29Speaker 7: We play the show and we're with this other, we're
- 5:32Speaker 7: with another big band and we used to prank each
- 5:34Speaker 7: other on the tours all the time. Like they would
- 5:36Speaker 7: hire male strippers to come on stage in the middle
- 5:38Speaker 7: of where we were playing.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:40Speaker 6: They, they take a show from down under.
- 5:42Speaker 7: They were deliver pizzas on stage, but they would take
- 5:45Speaker 7: a shit on the pizza before it got there.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Like they would do stuff like that. Okay. Anyways.
- 5:49Speaker 7: So this one night we're on our tour bus and we're,
- 5:52Speaker 7: we would have like every night we'd have a party
- 5:55Speaker 7: on the tour bus and all the tour buses would
- 5:56Speaker 7: get together and it would just be people everywhere. And
- 6:00Speaker 7: we're all, we're having this huge party on our buses.
- 6:02Speaker 7: Like everyone's packed in there and the bus door opens
- 6:06Speaker 7: and a cop walks on, locks in and it, It's
- 6:09Speaker 7: a female cop, but she looks like a porn.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Star, okay? Was it really?
- 6:13Speaker 4: Was she really a cop?
- 6:15Speaker 6: Well, again, this is the story. So she's got huge tits, okay?
- 6:19Speaker 5: Okay.
- 6:21Speaker 1: She's had.
- 6:21Speaker 7: I don't know where this story's going. And I'm looking
- 6:25Speaker 7: at her, and I'm just like, she can't be real. Like,
- 6:27Speaker 7: that's not a real cop. Anyway, she gets in, and she's, like,
- 6:30Speaker 7: starting to, like, roughhouse us, okay? She... She's like, she
- 6:35Speaker 7: puts my arms behind my back and like puts me
- 6:37Speaker 7: down on the couch.
- 6:39Speaker 1: No, please don't do that.
- 6:40Speaker 7: But what's going on here? We're all kind of like laughing.
- 6:43Speaker 7: And she, we have like, she has a crazy night
- 6:45Speaker 7: with us. So let's put it that way. It got crazy.
- 6:48Speaker 7: And she leaves the next, kind of the next morning
- 6:50Speaker 7: or whatever. And we're all laughing. We're like, the band
- 6:54Speaker 7: we were touring with, like, oh my God, that was
- 6:55Speaker 7: so funny. Can't believe they hired that lady to come on,
- 6:58Speaker 7: pretend to be a cop and whatever. So we see
- 6:59Speaker 7: the band, the other band the other night, the next
- 7:01Speaker 7: day or whatever. We're like, that was hilarious.
- 7:03Speaker 6: Like, Who was that girl you sat dealing? I have
- 7:05Speaker 6: no idea what you're talking about.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Like, what do you mean? So we're like, they're just
- 7:09Speaker 1: shitting with us.
- 7:11Speaker 7: Fast forward a year later, we were back on tour
- 7:13Speaker 7: and we played that same city and we start to
- 7:15Speaker 7: walk off the bus and fucking sheriff mobile pulls right up.
- 7:20Speaker 6: And it's that lady.
- 7:21Speaker 1: She's sitting in the front. It was a, it was
- 7:24Speaker 1: a real purpose.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Yes.
- 7:26Speaker 6: And we were like, are you kidding me?
- 7:29Speaker 1: No way.
- 7:29Speaker 6: So that's the kind of people you need out there.
- 7:32Speaker 6: She was handcuffing people.
- 7:34Speaker 1: A.K.A. train conductor. Let's say she had a hell of
- 7:38Speaker 1: a time. She had a hell of a time.
- 7:41Speaker 4: I would say. I fucking love that.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:44Speaker 4: I love that.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Hey, man. Hey, man. That's a good fucking story. That's
- 7:47Speaker 1: a great story.
- 7:48Speaker 4: It's so funny.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Now, Sam, there's going to be weird people out there.
- 7:51Speaker 4: Who's the funnest band you toured with?
- 7:53Speaker 1: Do you guys remember the band Hinder?
- 7:54Speaker 5: Yes.
- 7:55Speaker 1: By far. You're going to love this. Let's go.
- 7:59Speaker 8: There was this guy. The guitar I played was a
- 8:01Speaker 8: paddy wagon. A lot of tours.
- 8:09Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
- 8:11Speaker 4: They were short. A little longer. I wonder what's MC say.
- 8:16Speaker 7: So, so there is the guitar player for Hinder. His
- 8:19Speaker 7: name's Blower and he is, he could be, yeah, that's
- 8:23Speaker 7: a good name. He could be a standup comedian.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Okay. So he, he used to, anyways, I'll tell that
- 8:28Speaker 1: story after, but he, it starts like this. Yeah.
- 8:31Speaker 7: It starts like this. We'll have to get to that one.
- 8:33Speaker 7: This is a legendary one, but he, you know, he, he,
- 8:36Speaker 7: those guys were heavy drinkers back in the day and
- 8:38Speaker 7: they always be drinking on stage or whatever. And one night,
- 8:41Speaker 7: We're standing side stage and there's this person with one leg.
- 8:45Speaker 7: And all of a sudden you see their leg fly
- 8:47Speaker 7: on stage.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Okay. So they just. I love you. It's exactly what happened.
- 8:53Speaker 1: I can't get with my leg. This guy's like leaning
- 8:55Speaker 1: up against like, you know, the gates or whatever. He's
- 8:57Speaker 1: got one leg now. And beware, it was Dean Montenegro.
- 9:00Speaker 1: He's had a kick in the head.
- 9:05Speaker 7: Blower picks up the leg and he's looking at his
- 9:08Speaker 7: beer and he pours his beer in the leg.
- 9:14Speaker 1: But yeah.
- 9:15Speaker 5: Yes.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Yum. It's so good. So good. Yeah, they were so much.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Those guys are the best. They're hilarious. So it reminds
- 9:25Speaker 1: me of that movie. What is it?
- 9:27Speaker 5: Beer Fest, where it's like they put it in DOS boot,
- 9:29Speaker 5: the glass boot.
- 9:30Speaker 1: And I got they've had to turn that. It's hard.
- 9:31Speaker 1: It's like it wouldn't hit the air bubbles floating your face.
- 9:35Speaker 3: That was a good movie beer of course motley crew
- 9:38Speaker 3: so i love them they're one of my favorite bands.
- 9:40Speaker 7: Well i i did i played guitar so brett michaels
- 9:44Speaker 7: called me to come out to play when they were
- 9:45Speaker 7: playing in toronto because that was nice i met him
- 9:47Speaker 7: he's awesome really really cool guy and that was on
- 9:50Speaker 7: the motley crew poison tour so i hung out with
- 9:53Speaker 7: nikki six a little bit beforehand and stuff like that
- 9:56Speaker 7: and then just played and that was kind of it
- 9:58Speaker 7: was like it was like a quick in and out
- 9:59Speaker 7: i played the show and took off.
- 10:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 10:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Yeah. And Brett, so it was to play with poison
- 10:04Speaker 4: more than them.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:05Speaker 7: I played, I played guitar with poison that night and
- 10:07Speaker 7: I almost didn't play last minute. because this is crazy too.
- 10:11Speaker 7: I'm side stage. I got no soundcheck. Brett's just like, Hey,
- 10:14Speaker 7: come on brother. You know, I just know you're going
- 10:16Speaker 7: to know the song.
- 10:17Speaker 1: You'll kill it. Just show up on, just, I'm going
- 10:18Speaker 1: to bring you on. You're going to play. It's going
- 10:19Speaker 1: to be great. So I'm like, okay. So I'm standing
- 10:22Speaker 1: side stage. At the time I was known for playing
- 10:23Speaker 1: a flying V guitar. It's me and my wife and Brett's,
- 10:27Speaker 1: he's doing like a harmonica solo. Okay.
- 10:30Speaker 7: And he takes the harmonica and this is right before
- 10:32Speaker 7: I'm supposed to go on. And he, there's this part
- 10:34Speaker 7: of the show where he just throws the harmonica like,
- 10:37Speaker 7: like a fucking ninja star.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Okay.
- 10:39Speaker 7: That, And his tech is supposed to catch it, okay?
- 10:42Speaker 7: And I'm talking to my wife and he whips this thing.
- 10:45Speaker 7: It goes right through the tech's hand and it pins
- 10:47Speaker 7: me right here. But it made, it hit me in
- 10:50Speaker 7: a place where my whole arm went numb. And then
- 10:51Speaker 7: he's this, like, starts to introduce me. He's like, I
- 10:53Speaker 7: got my friend Sal Casa gonna come ride and play.
- 10:56Speaker 1: And I'm like.
- 10:59Speaker 6: Dude, and I'm like telling my wife, you shake it.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Just shake it.
- 11:04Speaker 4: She's like, you said that to me last night.
- 11:06Speaker 7: Yeah, I had this huge welt on my shoulder. But, dude,
- 11:10Speaker 7: it was like magic. Right before I had to start playing,
- 11:13Speaker 7: it just started to come back, and that was it.
- 11:15Speaker 1: And it came back, so. What can you do to say,
- 11:17Speaker 1: I'm sick.
- 11:24Speaker 4: Oh, my God. You are so funny.
- 11:26Speaker 8: Oh, good times.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 11:28Speaker 4: What about you?
- 11:28Speaker 3: What's the craziest thing that happened to you in, like,
- 11:30Speaker 3: a wedding or any venue that you did when you DJed?
- 11:34Speaker 1: I've seen, I've had, I've seen a plate go flying
- 11:38Speaker 1: across the room. to hit somebody. That, that I couldn't
- 11:42Speaker 1: help but laugh at. It just was, it just came
- 11:44Speaker 1: out of nowhere and there was cake everywhere. What am
- 11:46Speaker 1: I even saying in a microphone today? You don't say
- 11:48Speaker 1: nothing after that. It tastes good. Crazy. Oh, when I
- 11:53Speaker 1: first got into the business, we did, remember that show, Bridezilla? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Me and the guy I used to work with did
- 12:00Speaker 1: one of those Bridezilla weddings. And this woman was the worst. Yeah. It's, it,
- 12:06Speaker 1: I'm sure they picked her because she is the worst.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Or whatever the case may be. We're playing the first
- 12:13Speaker 1: set at the time. And she's screaming, change the song
- 12:18Speaker 1: right now.
- 12:19Speaker 2: I want you to play Gold Digger. And the guy
- 12:22Speaker 2: that I'm working with turns around. He goes, you want
- 12:25Speaker 2: to hear fucking Gold Digger at your wedding? Just like that,
- 12:28Speaker 2: you see the compensation happen in front of him. So
- 12:31Speaker 2: we get through the set. We're sitting down at the table.
- 12:34Speaker 2: I'm sitting down. He's sitting next to me.
- 12:37Speaker 1: And the woman who's coordinating everything goes, she wants to
- 12:40Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh, yeah, she wants to talk. He
- 12:41Speaker 1: puts a butter knife in his back pocket and walks
- 12:43Speaker 1: over to the fucking table. That was the funniest thing
- 12:47Speaker 1: that happened, Wayne. That one I won't ever forget. But
- 12:50Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff that happens. I don't want
- 12:53Speaker 1: to mention some of them. I don't think I can
- 12:55Speaker 1: mention some of them because some of them got bad.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Some of them are weird. Some of them are a problem.
- 12:59Speaker 1: But yeah. I'm at Russo's on a Bay all the time.
- 13:03Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I'm old. Are your parents characters?
- 13:07Speaker 1: Not really. My mother can be a character. Yeah. My
- 13:10Speaker 1: dad's kind of quiet. I get the loud voice from
- 13:15Speaker 1: my mother. Same here. And my mom's a tough cookie.
- 13:19Speaker 1: So that's where I get most of that part of
- 13:22Speaker 1: Me from there. I've heard my dad say three sentences
- 13:25Speaker 1: my entire life. Like literally when he talks, I'm like, Oh,
- 13:30Speaker 1: what'd he say? Cause I want to know. Cause that's it.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Like I barely get anything. My dad talks. He's just not,
- 13:35Speaker 1: you know, he just not like, he's very calm.
- 13:37Speaker 4: He's not aggressive.
- 13:38Speaker 1: He's not aggressive. He's not, doesn't not too much gets
- 13:41Speaker 1: on his nerves. And if it is on his nerves,
- 13:43Speaker 1: he just won't even talk. Just go quiet.
- 13:46Speaker 7: My dad's side of the family. They're all quiet, but
- 13:47Speaker 7: my mom's side, complete opposite, bro.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Like just, yeah, yeah, yeah. Different. My great-grandmother, they used
- 13:55Speaker 1: to call her the Musa Kataro, the biter. She's a biter. Literally,
- 14:03Speaker 1: she would attack like a lion.
- 14:07Speaker 7: My sister, she didn't speak English or anything like that.
- 14:11Speaker 7: My sister is sweet 16. This is how old school
- 14:13Speaker 7: she was. First of all, I thought she was paralyzed
- 14:15Speaker 7: my whole life because I never saw her walk. She
- 14:17Speaker 7: was always sitting in a chair. No matter where we went,
- 14:19Speaker 7: she was like a statue.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Okay.
- 14:22Speaker 7: And in my sister's sweet 16, I'll never forget this.
- 14:26Speaker 7: And it's like my whole family, I'm first generation. My
- 14:28Speaker 7: whole family is all immigrants.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Okay.
- 14:29Speaker 7: So we're packing everybody into my parents' basement for the
- 14:32Speaker 7: sweet 16. And my parents, Mike, they don't know what
- 14:37Speaker 7: the hell is going on. What's cool or whatever. They're,
- 14:39Speaker 7: you know, so they get a clown for my sister's
- 14:42Speaker 7: sweet 16. My sister is so embarrassed. Cause she got,
- 14:45Speaker 7: she's got some of her friends. They're all in the basement.
- 14:48Speaker 7: This clown comes and, My great-grandmother, right away, I see her.
- 14:53Speaker 7: She's sitting in the corner. She pulls out the rosary,
- 14:55Speaker 7: and she's looking at this guy. He had red hair.
- 14:57Speaker 7: She thought he was like the devil. She'd never seen
- 14:59Speaker 7: a clown before, okay? So she starts doing the rosary, okay?
- 15:02Speaker 7: We're all looking at her. We know shit's about to
- 15:04Speaker 7: go down.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about to go down. And she's, like, starting
- 15:06Speaker 1: to rock, and she's, like, she's going really fast through
- 15:08Speaker 1: this thing. It's speed rosary, Nick. It's all what a
- 15:11Speaker 1: speed rosary's going on. She's got two going on at
- 15:13Speaker 1: the same time.
- 15:15Speaker 7: Get rid of this clown, whatever it is. She wants
- 15:17Speaker 7: it out, this demon. So he does this trick where he,
- 15:19Speaker 7: you know, pulls out the Pringles, you know, you know,
- 15:21Speaker 7: that classic. Italian snake, sign of the devil.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 15:26Speaker 7: My sister's friend pulls the, Pulls back the cap of
- 15:29Speaker 7: the Pringles. The snake flies out. She took off her shoe.
- 15:35Speaker 6: And I swear, she was like Joe Montana.
- 15:37Speaker 1: She just ran through everybody.
- 15:40Speaker 6: She beat that fake snake. She beat the snake.
- 15:43Speaker 7: We all had to grab her, and she's just slamming
- 15:46Speaker 7: on this guy. This guy had no idea what the
- 15:48Speaker 7: hell was going on. My sister's friends were terrified.
- 15:51Speaker 4: I love that.
- 15:51Speaker 1: It's awesome. I love this whole thing.
- 15:53Speaker 4: Is that the only person she beat up in front
- 15:54Speaker 4: of you?
- 15:55Speaker 1: No, she did a couple, but like, you know.
- 15:57Speaker 4: There was a couple.
- 15:58Speaker 6: You always didn't know.
- 15:58Speaker 1: There was a couple people my grandmother beat up. There
- 16:00Speaker 1: was a couple. They used to hit us.
- 16:03Speaker 4: I love that.
- 16:03Speaker 1: I love those old timers.
- 16:05Speaker 7: They're the best.
- 16:05Speaker 3: They are the best. They're so much fun. My grandmother,
- 16:09Speaker 3: my sister, my father is from Italy. He was born
- 16:13Speaker 3: in Italy, but he came here when he was a baby.
- 16:14Speaker 4: This is his youngest of nine.
- 16:16Speaker 3: And my mother's mother, they're like 17 years apart, but
- 16:20Speaker 3: she was a fashion designer, totally Americanized, like, you.
- 16:23Speaker 4: Know, Beautiful. Like, that's what, how we know grandma. That's
- 16:28Speaker 4: how my sister, now here comes my father's mother. I
- 16:32Speaker 4: never met her. She died before I was born.
- 16:34Speaker 3: Totally like Ellis Island, the bun. She looks like 110
- 16:39Speaker 3: years old. The black dress. So she moved, she moves
- 16:42Speaker 3: into my house because she was sick. So she only
- 16:45Speaker 3: speaks Italian. She doesn't speak a word of English. And
- 16:49Speaker 3: she would be talking in Italian.
- 16:50Speaker 4: So my sister was like, why is she yelling at us?
- 16:54Speaker 3: And I wasn't born yet, but she pushed my, she
- 16:57Speaker 3: got so afraid of her and hated her. She pushed
- 16:59Speaker 3: her into the lamp in the living room and my.
- 17:01Speaker 4: Grandmother fell on the floor. I was like, so my
- 17:04Speaker 4: brother's going to my sister. You're dead. When Zach comes home,
- 17:09Speaker 4: he's going to kill you. You killed grandma. That's all
- 17:15Speaker 4: my sister remembers. But she did die. But she was young.
- 17:18Speaker 3: So she killed her because she did die like right after.
- 17:22Speaker 3: She had no memory of, like, when exactly she died.
- 17:24Speaker 3: But coincidentally, she just, like, a month later, and my
- 17:28Speaker 3: sister always in my brain that she pushed.
- 17:30Speaker 4: My grandmother into the lamp in the living room and
- 17:32Speaker 4: she fell.
- 17:33Speaker 1: So, no, she was dead.
- 17:36Speaker 4: And that's all she remembers because she was four.
- 17:38Speaker 3: So, we think, so, for all the whole time, for probably, like,
- 17:41Speaker 3: 30 years of her life.
- 17:43Speaker 6: Who's grandma with the lamp?
- 17:44Speaker 4: She killed my grandma. She killed Grandma D'Alandro. She killed Tom.
- 17:49Speaker 3: It's so funny. Those stories are hysterical. But it's funny
- 17:53Speaker 3: because my grandmother was so... She was like Coco Chanel.
- 17:57Speaker 3: She was just different, but that... She totally Americanized.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Yes.
- 18:02Speaker 4: My grandmother. And she used to get upset when.
- 18:06Speaker 4: She didn't like if we didn't speak properly. She didn't
- 18:11Speaker 4: like if we, you.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Know, because she would say, she didn't like the way
- 18:17Speaker 3: people perceived us as Italians.
- 18:19Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I get it.
- 18:21Speaker 4: So she wanted to always make sure that everybody was educated,
- 18:24Speaker 4: went to college. She never went to college.
- 18:26Speaker 1: But she wanted that.
- 18:27Speaker 3: She wanted all her or everybody to be in college
- 18:29Speaker 3: and college educated.
- 18:31Speaker 4: And she was always proud to be an Italian.
- 18:33Speaker 3: And she just didn't like the perception of that. You know,
- 18:37Speaker 3: so it was like, so it was, but it was funny.
- 18:40Speaker 3: But my grandpa, my father, it was like her and
- 18:43Speaker 3: my mother, him and my mother were polar opposites. My
- 18:45Speaker 3: father was never went to, he didn't graduate high school.
- 18:49Speaker 4: And my mother went to college.
- 18:50Speaker 3: So that was unheard of back then.
- 18:52Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 18:53Speaker 4: That's what she did.
- 18:54Speaker 3: So it was like, it was, it was like, I
- 18:56Speaker 3: think when, as an immigrant, I think when they came here,
- 18:59Speaker 3: it was like, they tried to acclimate to American society.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Yes.
- 19:05Speaker 4: And it was either, it was either they were, they, they, they, cause.
- 19:09Speaker 3: We didn't speak Italian in my house when I was younger.
- 19:12Speaker 4: When I, well, by the time I came, they wanted
- 19:13Speaker 4: to be American.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Same thing. Right.
- 19:16Speaker 4: They wanted to say, right.
- 19:18Speaker 1: I could, it just went away. Yeah.
- 19:19Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:20Speaker 3: And it was sad because, like, I never got to
- 19:23Speaker 3: learn how to speak Italian because I was the youngest
- 19:27Speaker 3: of five.
- 19:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:28Speaker 4: And my dad was the youngest of nine.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Yeah, so I tell you, my sisters speak and I don't. Right.
- 19:32Speaker 6: Because by the time they got to me.
- 19:35Speaker 1: My wife's mother now is born in Italy, same thing,
- 19:38Speaker 1: moved here when she was like five.
- 19:40Speaker 6: And you would never know that she ever spoke Italian.
- 19:43Speaker 1: She has no accent. Yeah, yeah. Whatsoever. She speaks English fluently,
- 19:47Speaker 1: but then she could just have a full blown conversation.
- 19:49Speaker 4: But you would never know it.
- 19:51Speaker 1: My dad's the opposite.
- 19:52Speaker 7: My dad, I, if I spend a little bit too
- 19:54Speaker 7: much time away from my dad, I stopped understanding him.
- 19:56Speaker 6: His, his English is so bad. His accent is still so.
- 20:00Speaker 4: Really? Is your mom's dick? No, no.
- 20:03Speaker 7: So my, my, my grandparents, my grandfather moved to a
- 20:07Speaker 7: French town, actually in Canada. Where it was only Calabrese
- 20:12Speaker 7: and French people. And that's actually where my mom was born.
- 20:14Speaker 7: So my mom's technically first generation, but she wasn't.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Yes, there is.
- 20:18Speaker 1: Toronto.
- 20:19Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 20:20Speaker 7: But my dad could be like Italian CIA because he doesn't...
- 20:24Speaker 7: I live in Florida now, right? And I'll be like,
- 20:26Speaker 7: are you guys going to come visit? They will not
- 20:29Speaker 7: tell me when they're coming. He doesn't want anyone to
- 20:33Speaker 7: know when he's leaving his house.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Okay. 24 hours before....
- 20:38Speaker 6: And by the way, my dad's a character.
- 20:40Speaker 1: I would be that way. I'm totally that guy. He's
- 20:44Speaker 1: just like, he'll call me 24 hours before. And my
- 20:47Speaker 1: dad be like, okay. I'm going to come up here.
- 20:51Speaker 1: 24 hours. I come up tomorrow.
- 20:52Speaker 4: I'm at the front door.
- 20:53Speaker 1: You don't tell nobody I come.
- 20:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:59Speaker 1: I'm a serious.
- 21:01Speaker 6: You don't tell nobody.
- 21:02Speaker 1: Because he doesn't read the social media stuff. What's his
- 21:06Speaker 1: reasoning for not wanting to? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. He's
- 21:09Speaker 1: just so secretive.
- 21:10Speaker 4: Is he afraid somebody's going to rob the house?
- 21:11Speaker 1: They arrive.
- 21:12Speaker 7: They don't tell me what time. He won't tell me
- 21:13Speaker 7: what time. What plane he's on. When he's arriving.
- 21:16Speaker 1: We just.
- 21:17Speaker 6: We know the day and we stay at home. Maybe
- 21:19Speaker 6: it's superstition.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Maybe at some point we just see him walking up
- 21:22Speaker 1: the driveway.
- 21:23Speaker 7: And he's got a huge... My dad's got like a
- 21:25Speaker 7: mane of air. Like he's an air guard.
- 21:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:27Speaker 1: That's just crazy.
- 21:28Speaker 5: Like.
- 21:29Speaker 1: mane of hair like my whole side like we did
- 21:31Speaker 1: my parents have like my father full head of hair
- 21:33Speaker 1: huge my father-in-law full full head of hair yeah it's.
- 21:36Speaker 7: Not my dad's hair was so black it was blue
- 21:38Speaker 7: like it was like that black black black jet black.
- 21:41Speaker 3: Both father's side or all of us full head of
- 21:44Speaker 3: hair my grandfather full head of my father's side everybody
- 21:46Speaker 3: went bald yeah my brother went bald at.
- 21:48Speaker 5: 21 yeah so i'm here um i'm going to the
- 21:51Speaker 5: category of balding He.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Just shaved his head. No, he got hand transplants in
- 21:55Speaker 3: the 80s. My brother got shot. He said it was
- 21:59Speaker 3: worse than getting shot.
- 22:00Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 22:00Speaker 4: He got it in like 1982.
- 22:02Speaker 6: I actually had a friend that just did it.
- 22:04Speaker 1: He didn't even finish it.
- 22:06Speaker 6: He said he went to Turkey to do it. Turkey's great.
- 22:10Speaker 6: It's very painful.
- 22:11Speaker 4: Imagine doing it in 1982. Why don't I shave your head?
- 22:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:15Speaker 4: That's what he did. He did it in 82. And
- 22:17Speaker 4: then now, then after that, he.
- 22:19Speaker 6: Just shaved his head and got the tattoo.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:21Speaker 6: That's what I, this is. He did, let's just grow
- 22:22Speaker 6: in and he just had the tattoo.
- 22:23Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 22:24Speaker 4: That's what he did.
- 22:24Speaker 1: This is what this is. He started shaving his head.
- 22:26Speaker 1: I just shaved my head and I just tattooed my
- 22:26Speaker 1: whole head. Oh yeah. So it's always clean. I just
- 22:29Speaker 1: shaved my head and that's it.
- 22:30Speaker 4: I love that.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:31Speaker 4: That's what he did, too.
- 22:32Speaker 3: I'm like, I like the bolt head better than trying to, like,
- 22:35Speaker 3: do the comb over and all that other shit when
- 22:37Speaker 3: they do that.
- 22:37Speaker 1: You don't have the time for any of this stuff.
- 22:39Speaker 4: No. You have a great head of hair.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Yeah, you do. I do. I'm happy that I still
- 22:44Speaker 1: have my hair. Yeah, I love it.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Brian's husband said, if I have boys and they go bald,
- 22:47Speaker 3: I'm going to fucking murder your whole family.
- 22:52Speaker 1: One murder.
- 22:53Speaker 4: One murder.
- 22:55Speaker 6: That's amazing. Do you have to send me one of
- 22:57Speaker 6: those shirts?
- 22:58Speaker 1: I didn't wear it.
- 22:59Speaker 6: And in white.
- 23:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 23:01Speaker 1: We should do something fun with it too.
- 23:03Speaker 4: That's what I want to do.
- 23:04Speaker 3: So we're going to start doing it. First, I got
- 23:06Speaker 3: to find Patrick, the guy that Patrick Adani. I know
- 23:10Speaker 3: he works in a Home Depot somewhere in the city.
- 23:12Speaker 3: We don't know where, but I really want to find
- 23:14Speaker 3: the private investigator to go find him.
- 23:16Speaker 6: You know what we should do? Make the shirt go viral.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Yes. That's what we should do.
- 23:19Speaker 4: Can we do that? Yes.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Give me one. Give him one. I've got a clip
- 23:23Speaker 1: that will go by.
- 23:24Speaker 3: I told you what the shirt says. It says, what murder, right?
- 23:27Speaker 3: And on the back it says, he's free Patrick.
- 23:29Speaker 4: He's the best guy I've ever seen. So it's great. Yeah,
- 23:34Speaker 4: I love it.
- 23:35Speaker 6: It'll show up on your podcast.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Everybody be wearing bitches. You're fucking great.
- 23:40Speaker 7: I love this idea of a variety show. I think
- 23:42Speaker 7: we should do it. We have enough cool people. We
- 23:44Speaker 7: should figure something out. Somebody's characters.
- 23:47Speaker 1: Yes. And I think we would do a great variety show.
- 23:49Speaker 1: And everybody gets along.
- 23:51Speaker 7: Yes.
- 23:51Speaker 3: And it would be like, imagine just being able to
- 23:53Speaker 3: go to work and doing some of this and make
- 23:54Speaker 3: money and have fun with your friends.
- 23:56Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 23:56Speaker 4: And just laugh the whole time while we're together.
- 23:59Speaker 1: It's why I'm doing this.
- 24:00Speaker 6: We could take it on the road, too.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Yes.
- 24:03Speaker 6: Do a bunch of different tours.
- 24:05Speaker 1: Plenty of real work jobs. I want to do.
- 24:07Speaker 3: I don't want to work hard anymore. I'm tired of
- 24:09Speaker 3: working hard. I have crazy patients. And I'm sorry, I
- 24:12Speaker 3: don't have a lot of crazy patients. I don't want
- 24:13Speaker 3: to say that.
- 24:13Speaker 4: But, you know, listen, it's rough when you deal with
- 24:17Speaker 4: the public.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It is rough. Yes.
- 24:19Speaker 3: You know, and with me, with my job, I've become
- 24:22Speaker 3: a psychiatrist. I'm a therapist. I'm a marriage counselor.
- 24:26Speaker 4: I'm everything.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Because people come in and they trust you and they
- 24:29Speaker 3: want to vent. And at the end of the day,
- 24:31Speaker 3: I'm like so overstimulated with so many people's stuff.
- 24:34Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 24:35Speaker 3: And I don't mind it because I do like people
- 24:37Speaker 3: and deal with patients, but it's like the negativity, if
- 24:40Speaker 3: I feel it, it's like I carry it with me
- 24:42Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Well, that's why I never stopped doing the DJing and MCing.
- 24:45Speaker 1: I'm sure you feel the same way about music. Yeah, yeah.
- 24:48Speaker 1: You find a place where they're going to pay to eat, drink,
- 24:50Speaker 1: and dance because that's what I get to do every
- 24:51Speaker 1: single day. That's what I do. Even married to the mob.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:55Speaker 1: I'm still there in my.
- 24:59Speaker 1: That's what I want to do.
- 25:00Speaker 4: And it's fun. And it's a fun.
- 25:01Speaker 1: And you, it's like an entirely whole other thing for you.
- 25:04Speaker 1: It's incredible. It's like such heights and it's crazy.
- 25:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Yeah. But you know what?
- 25:09Speaker 6: It's, I've had, I think the most.
- 25:12Speaker 4: You sing?
- 25:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:14Speaker 7: I'm, I'm mainly a guitar player, but I use sing.
- 25:16Speaker 7: You know, that used to drive me crazy. We used
- 25:18Speaker 7: to go to a party and people like would know
- 25:20Speaker 7: my band or whatever. And the first thing they just
- 25:22Speaker 7: hand you a guitar. And I'm like, Oh, I don't
- 25:24Speaker 7: want to do that right now.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Leave me alone.
- 25:25Speaker 6: I'm here to hang out.
- 25:27Speaker 3: That's annoying when people do that.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 25:29Speaker 3: That's annoying when people do that shit. People ask me, oh,
- 25:32Speaker 3: you got Botox in your coat?
- 25:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 25:34Speaker 1: You ever see that clip where Bon Jovi's at a
- 25:37Speaker 1: wedding and there's a wedding band that's up there? And
- 25:39Speaker 1: they go to him, Bon Jovi, the microphone to sing.
- 25:42Speaker 1: And you can see the look of distaste on his face.
- 25:45Speaker 1: And it's like, now he's in a lose-lose scenario.
- 25:48Speaker 3: Right.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Yes, he has to do it. Now either he has
- 25:50Speaker 1: to do it.
- 25:50Speaker 4: Because he'll look like a dick if he doesn't.
- 25:53Speaker 1: It's miserable.
- 25:54Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 25:54Speaker 1: I was like, oh.
- 25:55Speaker 4: He just wanted to hang out at the wedding.
- 25:57Speaker 1: With his wife.
- 25:58Speaker 4: He's nice, actually. You know what's so funny?
- 26:00Speaker 3: His family owns a funeral home in, sorry, a restaurant
- 26:04Speaker 3: in Widow Village in Queens.
- 26:06Speaker 1: That's too entirely different. I was going to say. Those
- 26:13Speaker 1: aren't even around. The buffet's in the casket. He owns
- 26:17Speaker 1: a funeral home. I mean, a restaurant.
- 26:21Speaker 4: Everybody goes to the restaurant after the funeral. I was
- 26:23Speaker 4: thinking of Michael Lewis, too, so I had to do that.
- 26:26Speaker 4: And they're really nice people. He comes there.
- 26:34Speaker 3: And he comes in and sometimes you'll get, you'll catch him.
- 26:37Speaker 3: This was a couple of years ago. They don't have
- 26:38Speaker 3: the restaurant anymore.
- 26:39Speaker 4: They closed.
- 26:39Speaker 3: It was like, maybe they closed like five years ago.
- 26:41Speaker 3: But they would come and people would just come in
- 26:42Speaker 3: and eat. All of a sudden, here's Jon Bon Jovi singing.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy.
- 26:45Speaker 3: At the piano. And like a random Italian restaurant in.
- 26:49Speaker 4: Queens, which was amazing.
- 26:50Speaker 6: You guys have been seeing Tony Danza sing?
- 26:51Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Sony.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Oh, he's a roommate. Have you seen him?
- 26:54Speaker 4: I've seen him at a restaurant, like right down 2nd Avenue.
- 26:57Speaker 1: He was amazing. He blew my mind. He's like the
- 26:59Speaker 1: nicest guy on the face of the planet.
- 27:00Speaker 4: Yeah, he is nice. He is, you know.
- 27:02Speaker 3: But I guess, listen, all of them are quirky. You know,
- 27:04Speaker 3: a lot of actors are quirky. Like sometimes you get
- 27:08Speaker 3: them on a day.
- 27:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:10Speaker 4: Some of them just don't want to be bothered, which
- 27:11Speaker 4: I get. You know what I mean?
- 27:13Speaker 1: I can't wait to be a mean actor. Don't you
- 27:15Speaker 1: want to do that? Just say, yeah, this thing.
- 27:17Speaker 4: Listen, I met Stephen Baldwin on Saturday.
- 27:20Speaker 6: How great was that? He was killer.
- 27:21Speaker 1: He was phenomenal.
- 27:22Speaker 4: I loved him.
- 27:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 27:24Speaker 1: I heard Alec was there too.
- 27:25Speaker 8: He was. He was.
- 27:26Speaker 5: He was.
- 27:27Speaker 3: He was there. But he was, and you know, he's
- 27:32Speaker 3: an actor. You always think that you're going to meet
- 27:34Speaker 3: them and they're going.
- 27:35Speaker 4: To be the same like on screen that they are.
- 27:38Speaker 4: But the nicest, nicest, nicest guy.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:42Speaker 4: So sweet. Like he was, it was wonderful. I loved him.
- 27:45Speaker 4: He was a, he's a great guy.
- 27:47Speaker 7: There's a few times you just, like, I've met, like,
- 27:49Speaker 7: people that I, like, looked up to, and they were
- 27:51Speaker 7: just such assholes.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. There's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot. It sucks.
- 27:56Speaker 1: And then there was other people that I didn't think
- 27:57Speaker 1: that would be cool, and they were totally cool. Yeah.
- 27:59Speaker 1: It's the opposite.
- 28:00Speaker 4: It depends, you know. I'm very close with Catherine Narducci.
- 28:03Speaker 4: She's a good friend.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 28:05Speaker 3: So I do wind up, I meet some people through her,
- 28:07Speaker 3: like other actors and stuff like that. And there are
- 28:10Speaker 3: people that you meet, you would think they were going
- 28:11Speaker 3: to be such jerks. and they're not, and they're just nice,
- 28:15Speaker 3: normal people.
- 28:16Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 28:17Speaker 3: So, I mean, she's great. She's a wonderful character. She'll
- 28:21Speaker 3: probably be there today, so you'll get to meet her.
- 28:22Speaker 4: She's wonderful.
- 28:23Speaker 1: The other thing I noticed, like a lot of, like,
- 28:25Speaker 1: you're an influencer now with Instagram, and I guess I
- 28:28Speaker 1: am too, and you're doing it, and everybody's doing it.
- 28:30Speaker 1: When I wasn't on Instagram, all I would hear is
- 28:32Speaker 1: what pieces of shit, like, influences are and everything else
- 28:35Speaker 1: like that, and then I came into the fold, and
- 28:37Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, a part of this is
- 28:40Speaker 1: just you guys not, like, upset that you're not in
- 28:42Speaker 1: the fold.
- 28:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:43Speaker 1: A lot of it is that. I think that's part
- 28:44Speaker 1: of it. I think so, too. A lot of it
- 28:46Speaker 1: is that. Because, like, everybody's just hanging out over him. Yeah. Well,
- 28:49Speaker 1: maybe it's just us. Our genre.
- 28:50Speaker 4: I think it's us.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Maybe. Yeah. I met Chrissy. Throwbacks? Have you met her? Yeah,
- 28:55Speaker 1: she's very sweet. When I saw the picture that you
- 28:58Speaker 1: took with her on Instagram, I was like, oh, I
- 28:59Speaker 1: would want to meet them.
- 28:59Speaker 6: But she said the same thing.
- 29:00Speaker 7: She's just like, oh, I'm so glad that you're nice
- 29:03Speaker 7: because I've been hearing everyone's like, it can be an
- 29:05Speaker 7: asshole in this thing.
- 29:06Speaker 1: I hear that a lot. People try to say people
- 29:07Speaker 1: are an asshole and I don't do that. I wait
- 29:10Speaker 1: till I meet a person because yeah, same here. So
- 29:12Speaker 1: maybe they had a bad interaction with each other and
- 29:15Speaker 1: that's why that person wasn't an asshole. There you go.
- 29:17Speaker 1: There you go.
- 29:17Speaker 4: Well, there is a lot of personalities and there's a
- 29:20Speaker 4: lot of strong personalities, you know, because all of us,
- 29:23Speaker 4: if you're on social media and you have a strong personality.
- 29:26Speaker 3: Or anybody to do that has got to be You know,
- 29:29Speaker 3: that type of person.
- 29:30Speaker 7: Or you're obsessed with yourself. And that's another one too.
- 29:33Speaker 7: And those people I do not like.
- 29:35Speaker 4: That's the people who got to take it down a notch.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:37Speaker 4: It's not that fucking serious.
- 29:38Speaker 6: The reason why I like doing this is because I
- 29:39Speaker 6: like this.
- 29:40Speaker 1: It's like an acting. It's a couple people laugh, and
- 29:43Speaker 1: we're connected. Even my style of funny is more like
- 29:45Speaker 1: Don Rickles type. Yeah. He was always friends with the person. Exactly.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:49Speaker 6: He makes fun of them, because that's how I act
- 29:51Speaker 6: with my friends.
- 29:52Speaker 5: Yes.
- 29:52Speaker 1: We torture each other. Yes. It's just what we do.
- 29:54Speaker 4: I was calling Walter Cronkite yesterday.
- 29:56Speaker 3: Yes.
- 29:57Speaker 1: My thick glasses.
- 29:59Speaker 4: I don't like any of your fucking Walter Crockett over here.
- 30:02Speaker 3: I'm surprised he didn't know who he was. But you
- 30:04Speaker 3: guys are old school, so you would know. But I was,
- 30:06Speaker 3: I was, what was that?
- 30:07Speaker 1: Cronauer, I was calling.
- 30:09Speaker 4: I was calling Chris.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Chris, yeah.
- 30:11Speaker 4: Chris, I had me dying yesterday when he was roaming around.
- 30:14Speaker 4: I love him too. Like, I just, you know.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Like, so many people I got into the fold with
- 30:18Speaker 1: and it's just like, oh, everybody's all right. There really
- 30:21Speaker 1: isn't a, there isn't this big, conspiracy going on where
- 30:25Speaker 1: everybody's an asshole.
- 30:25Speaker 3: What I do, there are people that are a little bit,
- 30:28Speaker 3: can be a little bit full of themselves, you know,
- 30:30Speaker 3: and not even because I've had that experience with the people.
- 30:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 30:34Speaker 4: Because with me, I'm like, I'm older than a lot
- 30:38Speaker 4: of you guys, than a lot of you.
- 30:40Speaker 3: I mean, they're not going to be rude to me
- 30:41Speaker 3: because I'll be like, oh, fuck yourself, you fucking little asshole.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Well, if somebody grew with me, I got my way
- 30:46Speaker 1: of going back. Oh, yeah. I get ghetto, dude. That's
- 30:50Speaker 1: my thing.
- 30:51Speaker 7: And I'm like, not like that. But then that side
- 30:54Speaker 7: of me just comes out when people are just like
- 30:56Speaker 7: total assholes. I just get gangster.
- 30:58Speaker 4: I love that.
- 31:00Speaker 1: If you're going to make fun of me, I'm... I'm
- 31:02Speaker 1: very easy to make fun of. Like you can make
- 31:04Speaker 1: fun of me all you want. It's never going to
- 31:05Speaker 1: bother me and stuff like that. I got, my mother
- 31:07Speaker 1: says worse things to me than anything. I'm not worried
- 31:10Speaker 1: about you. I grew up in Brooklyn. I don't, I'm
- 31:13Speaker 1: not worried about you.
- 31:14Speaker 4: I have thick skin.
- 31:15Speaker 1: I have thick skin. They're not going to hurt my feelings.
- 31:17Speaker 1: You know, that's just how that goes. But if you're
- 31:20Speaker 1: going to make fun of me, like I'm going to,
- 31:22Speaker 1: I could, I have a forum now to make fun
- 31:24Speaker 1: of you. My stuff is making fun of stuff.
- 31:26Speaker 4: That's right.
- 31:26Speaker 1: So I welcome it. I hope someone makes fun of
- 31:28Speaker 1: me just like that.
- 31:30Speaker 7: Back in the day with the band, when Facebook.
- 31:32Speaker 6: Come on.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Come on, can't match. Throw it at me.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Can't match. Throw it at me. Let's do it.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 31:37Speaker 7: Back in the day when Facebook was just popping off
- 31:39Speaker 7: and like we were touring and we started kind of
- 31:40Speaker 7: getting like all these followers or whatever, I would do
- 31:43Speaker 7: this thing called hater of the day.
- 31:45Speaker 1: So we would just showcase a hater.
- 31:47Speaker 7: And it was awesome because they would roast us and
- 31:48Speaker 7: then we'd just post their picture and we'd let everyone
- 31:50Speaker 7: roast them.
- 31:51Speaker 1: It was the best.
- 31:52Speaker 4: I love that.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Ever notice that people that roast you on Instagram, they
- 31:54Speaker 1: never have a picture? Oh, of course.
- 31:56Speaker 6: Or a picture of a cat.
- 31:58Speaker 1: So what I started doing was, oh, I got back
- 32:01Speaker 1: at these people.
- 32:02Speaker 4: Okay, let me hear this.
- 32:03Speaker 1: They would say something, something out of my voice, and like,
- 32:05Speaker 1: this guy, his picture was a horse. And I was like, yeah,
- 32:08Speaker 1: you look like a fucking horse. And it was one
- 32:11Speaker 1: of my clips that went viral. The thing got like 21,000 likes.
- 32:15Speaker 1: So it's like, ah, it's great. This guy just got
- 32:18Speaker 1: made fun of. That's the look. It goes off every time.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Everyone likes it because he commented on it. So his means,
- 32:24Speaker 1: that's his phone going over to me because he got
- 32:27Speaker 1: to run his mouth.
- 32:28Speaker 4: And all they have to say to.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Me, you're a fucking horse.
- 32:31Speaker 4: Ron, you look just like a horse.
- 32:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 32:34Speaker 4: Exactly. I love that.
- 32:35Speaker 3: But some of these people, it's so funny. It's like,
- 32:37Speaker 3: and that's the first thing they do. They attack you.
- 32:40Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 32:40Speaker 4: I don't want me. The first thing they do is
- 32:42Speaker 4: attack my looks.
- 32:43Speaker 2: Am I?
- 32:43Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're a babe.
- 32:45Speaker 4: Well, no, but it's.
- 32:47Speaker 6: And they're not mean, but it's so.
- 32:49Speaker 1: They're a horse.
- 32:52Speaker 3: I see you have no profile picture and you're attacking
- 32:54Speaker 3: my fucking looks. Like to say that.
- 32:56Speaker 4: To me, but it's like.
- 32:57Speaker 1: And then you want to go back at them, but
- 32:59Speaker 1: it's like, there's no point in me. No, no, I
- 33:01Speaker 1: love it. No, I love it. I'll spend three days
- 33:04Speaker 1: on it.
- 33:04Speaker 4: I choose violence. I choose violence.
- 33:07Speaker 1: I've done it once or twice, because some people, like, yeah,
- 33:10Speaker 1: some people, you just got it. Like, I don't post
- 33:12Speaker 1: any pictures of my kids for a minute, because God forbid,
- 33:15Speaker 1: that's my one video with my daughter. This will not
- 33:18Speaker 1: stay on.
- 33:18Speaker 4: I didn't say that. Yeah, no, no.
- 33:19Speaker 3: They were like, I had a video with me and
- 33:28Speaker 3: my daughter in it and somebody said something about how
- 33:30Speaker 3: she was dressed and it was just like we just
- 33:32Speaker 3: did a random video and actually I didn't even realize
- 33:34Speaker 3: that like she had a low cut shirt on you
- 33:37Speaker 3: know and I'm like but that was my fault I
- 33:39Speaker 3: probably shouldn't have and I was like don't buddy.
- 33:41Speaker 4: They'll go there.
- 33:42Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 33:43Speaker 6: They'll go there.
- 33:44Speaker 4: They'll go there.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Do not go there.
- 33:45Speaker 4: Mouth of a bear, rip your fucking head off.
- 33:47Speaker 7: I feel like my son would be able to handle
- 33:48Speaker 7: my seven-year-old. He's a badass. He doesn't take shit from anybody.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Anybody. I feel like any one of your sons would
- 33:56Speaker 1: do that. My middle one is going to be the issue. Yeah,
- 33:58Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Anthony will take some of it. He'll
- 34:01Speaker 1: tell me what's going on.
- 34:02Speaker 5: He won't.
- 34:03Speaker 1: But my middle son, he'll bite your ankles.
- 34:06Speaker 7: Yeah, my son's always doing something like, Just like he
- 34:13Speaker 7: takes a one step too far all the time, all
- 34:16Speaker 7: the time.
- 34:16Speaker 3: They always put that line. They always try to step over.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Yeah. No, definitely.
- 34:22Speaker 5: I'll actually say just to, well, just from before. So
- 34:26Speaker 5: when I first was on social media, I had one guy,
- 34:28Speaker 5: I mean, I still have this one guy, but different person.
- 34:31Speaker 5: This one guy would always like, always like comment something
- 34:34Speaker 5: would just be like.
- 34:36Speaker 1: You got, what was it? You have a dried semen
- 34:38Speaker 1: on your nose. Like this idea.
- 34:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:40Speaker 5: So I'm just like, all right. So, so, so, so,
- 34:42Speaker 5: so it got to the point. So it got to
- 34:44Speaker 5: the point where I'm like, all right, you know what?
- 34:45Speaker 5: I'm like, you know what?
- 34:46Speaker 1: Like, fine.
- 34:47Speaker 5: So I messaged him like, meet me at this place
- 34:50Speaker 5: this day or something like that.
- 34:52Speaker 1: He writes back. He goes, are you mentally insane? I'm like,
- 34:55Speaker 1: meet me here.
- 34:56Speaker 5: If you're really, listen, you want to meet me, meet
- 34:58Speaker 5: me face to face. Guy comes in like a 45
- 35:02Speaker 5: year old man.
- 35:03Speaker 1: Oh, he met you. Oh, he met me. Oh, he
- 35:05Speaker 1: met me. Oh, he met me. I see this scrawny guy.
- 35:10Speaker 1: I'm like, who? Who are you? He's like, I'm listening.
- 35:15Speaker 1: I'm like, oh. I'm like, well, what do you have
- 35:18Speaker 1: to say? He's like, what?
- 35:20Speaker 5: What?
- 35:20Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to say to me? He's like, well,
- 35:24Speaker 1: what do you mean? I'm like, what? Say it to
- 35:27Speaker 1: me face to face. He's like, well, you're a nice person.
- 35:32Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no. I'm giving you the opportunity
- 35:34Speaker 1: to say all this crap to my face. Go ahead
- 35:36Speaker 1: and say it.
- 35:36Speaker 5: He's like, oh.
- 35:37Speaker 1: They won't. And they won't. They won't. Because they're bitches.
- 35:40Speaker 4: Because they're texting tough guys.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Oh, exactly.
- 35:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:44Speaker 1: It gets tough in the comments. Oh, yeah. Oh, exactly. Everybody. Exactly.
- 35:48Speaker 2: No.
- 35:49Speaker 4: It's so true.
- 35:49Speaker 1: No, it's like one of those things where I'm just like.
- 35:51Speaker 4: If anybody ever bothers him, I'll stab them in the
- 35:54Speaker 4: fucking eyeball.
- 35:56Speaker 3: .
- 35:58Speaker 1: .
- 36:01Speaker 3: I
- 36:08Speaker 3: never do political stuff on my social media. The other
- 36:11Speaker 3: day I did it. You know, Savannah and Arielle, you
- 36:14Speaker 3: watch Savannah.
- 36:16Speaker 4: She's on. She's big. She's got a huge following. So
- 36:23Speaker 4: they asked about health care.
- 36:25Speaker 3: So I'm like, all right, I could talk about that
- 36:26Speaker 3: because that's, you know, I'm in the medical field. And
- 36:30Speaker 3: the minute I say something about this, oh, she's just
- 36:34Speaker 3: a nurse. She's not a doctor. I go, well, as
- 36:36Speaker 3: a matter of fact, I'm a nurse practitioner and I
- 36:39Speaker 3: have my doctorate. So yes, I have a doctor title.
- 36:42Speaker 4: No, I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm a nurse practitioner.
- 36:45Speaker 3: So yes, I'm in the medical field. Oh, she's only
- 36:47Speaker 3: an injector nurse. You don't know my whole life fucking
- 36:51Speaker 3: history because you looked me up on Google and you
- 36:53Speaker 3: saw what I wrote on my freaking, on my page.
- 36:57Speaker 4: Like, why don't you look back?
- 36:58Speaker 3: Go back further. I did work in the hospital for
- 37:00Speaker 3: 12 years. I did run a surgery center for six.
- 37:03Speaker 3: So yeah, I know the medical field. And I'm sitting
- 37:05Speaker 3: there having, these people are going at me for my credentials.
- 37:09Speaker 4: Like, and it's just like, oh, she doesn't know anything.
- 37:11Speaker 4: She just injects Botox. No, fuck you.
- 37:12Speaker 1: What I know. Yeah.
- 37:14Speaker 4: And these people are just.
- 37:15Speaker 1: But you just said that. Yeah, fuck you.
- 37:16Speaker 4: Yeah. That's what I'm like, bro.
- 37:18Speaker 1: Literally, yeah.
- 37:20Speaker 3: I don't care what you have to say. You can
- 37:21Speaker 3: call me whatever you want. I go, you can look
- 37:23Speaker 3: up my license. Go look on the Office of Professions.
- 37:25Speaker 1: I hit up one of my three school insults. You're
- 37:26Speaker 1: ugly in your mother dresses. You're funny. Yeah.
- 37:29Speaker 4: It's crazy. And they just go at you.
- 37:31Speaker 3: And it's like, why do people have to get like that?
- 37:35Speaker 3: If you don't like what I have to say, then
- 37:36Speaker 3: just scroll past my page.
- 37:38Speaker 1: Yeah. they're doing it because they want to get a
- 37:40Speaker 1: rise out of you because you have a following.
- 37:44Speaker 5: Right.
- 37:44Speaker 1: And it's just to, just to raise that.
- 37:47Speaker 4: Raise that, or drag following over time.
- 37:49Speaker 3: So I'm just like, usually I have somebody else, usually
- 37:51Speaker 3: I have somebody else go attack them because I can't,
- 37:54Speaker 3: I don't want to, I want to.
- 37:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:55Speaker 3: So I just, just be like, well, look, an officer professionals,
- 37:58Speaker 3: this is my credentials. And you can say, but I
- 38:00Speaker 3: have pork chop that one time.
- 38:02Speaker 4: Remember when he went after that one person? Oh my God.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He's always stupid.
- 38:07Speaker 4: My God, how he went after this part.
- 38:09Speaker 3: And the guy actually had to start laughing after he
- 38:12Speaker 3: went at him so hard.
- 38:13Speaker 4: And at the end, the guy was just like... I'm
- 38:16Speaker 4: laughing and then, like.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Started following him.
- 38:18Speaker 3: After he totally tried to abuse me, but then Porkchop
- 38:22Speaker 3: blushed into him.
- 38:23Speaker 4: It was so funny. He's like, I got it. I
- 38:25Speaker 4: was like, God, you don't.
- 38:26Speaker 1: He's so funny.
- 38:27Speaker 4: He's so funny. He's one of the funniest people I know.
- 38:30Speaker 1: One of the nicest people.
- 38:31Speaker 4: And the nicest people. He's a great guy.
- 38:33Speaker 1: I never met him in person. Only through Instagram he spoke.
- 38:36Speaker 4: You guys will meet him.
- 38:37Speaker 3: Right now he's in Alabama now, but he'll be back
- 38:40Speaker 3: to New York soon, so you'll meet up with him.
- 38:42Speaker 1: He's in other places.
- 38:43Speaker 4: He's all over. He blew up. Yeah.
- 38:45Speaker 1: Oh, he did.
- 38:46Speaker 4: He blew up in the last... His reaction videos are
- 38:48Speaker 4: so funny.
- 38:49Speaker 1: He's doing... He's got to be like hundreds of millions.
- 38:52Speaker 4: He's got millions of views. He's got... A video gets
- 38:54Speaker 4: 10 million.
- 38:56Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:56Speaker 4: He's got 10 million views like in a week.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I had like 10 million views a month.
- 39:01Speaker 1: So I looked at... And then I'm looking at his...
- 39:02Speaker 1: Like his.
- 39:03Speaker 3: i was like this guy must be doing it yeah
- 39:05Speaker 3: he kills it he's got to be doing an insane
- 39:07Speaker 3: amount of music yeah kills it he's great he's also
- 39:09Speaker 3: one of the most naturally funny people well he's actually
- 39:11Speaker 3: actually yeah.
- 39:12Speaker 4: He's so funny he's good he's he's talented.
- 39:15Speaker 5: Well i'll say there was a there was a one
- 39:16Speaker 5: night where that guy was heckling him in the audience
- 39:18Speaker 5: and the whole and the whole crowd was just turned
- 39:20Speaker 5: against the guy.
- 39:22Speaker 4: He's probably got.
- 39:23Speaker 1: A cult following oh it's funny you know what I mean?
- 39:27Speaker 1: Because of his style and everything else like that. So
- 39:29Speaker 1: if you're going to go at him.
- 39:30Speaker 5: The guy's girlfriend was like, the guy's girlfriend's like, the
- 39:33Speaker 5: guy's girlfriend's like, Anthony, the guy's girlfriend's like, Anthony, shut
- 39:35Speaker 5: the fuck up.
- 39:36Speaker 1: Anthony, what is wrong with you? Anthony, stop saying that
- 39:38Speaker 1: to the bear. Anthony, what is wrong with you?
- 39:40Speaker 5: And then she gets up, walks out, then she gets
- 39:43Speaker 5: up and leaves him there and leaves him there.
- 39:44Speaker 1: It's like, Good.
- 39:46Speaker 4: It was so funny.
- 39:47Speaker 6: And I don't get those people, man.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't get it either.
- 39:49Speaker 7: We used to have like, I remember this one show
- 39:51Speaker 7: we played where there was this guy, he was right
- 39:54Speaker 7: in front of me on stage and he heckled me
- 39:57Speaker 7: the entire time. Then he started throwing shit. So he threw,
- 40:01Speaker 7: he's throwing cigarettes at me. Then he threw a pack.
- 40:03Speaker 7: I threw my fucking shill at him.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Dude, threw a bottle.
- 40:07Speaker 7: It missed our lead singer's head. And we're in the
- 40:11Speaker 7: middle of a ballad and it's like, we're singing like
- 40:13Speaker 7: this beautiful harmony. And I was, I just was like, golly.
- 40:17Speaker 7: And it's like, I'm not sure.
- 40:21Speaker 6: I would have threw every instrument on the stage.
- 40:24Speaker 1: It would have been cymbals flying, tangerines. I would have
- 40:28Speaker 1: took somebody else to see. Everything's going.
- 40:30Speaker 7: The other guys in the band didn't see what was
- 40:31Speaker 7: going on, so they're all just kind of playing.
- 40:33Speaker 1: I'm like, you motherfucking kid.
- 40:35Speaker 6: They're like, what are you doing? I'm like, you didn't see?
- 40:38Speaker 4: You didn't see?
- 40:39Speaker 1: Check out my drum solo.
- 40:44Speaker 4: Oh, my God. We have to do this variety show.
- 40:46Speaker 3: That is so definitely. We don't have to do it.
- 40:48Speaker 3: I'm so excited. But I wish we could talk for longer,
- 40:51Speaker 3: but we have to get to this.
- 40:52Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to set it up. Yeah, yeah.
- 40:54Speaker 4: Because we're all going to have to. We all have to. Well,
- 40:56Speaker 4: we and you are in it.
- 40:57Speaker 1: Yes.
- 40:58Speaker 6: So we got to get to it.
- 40:59Speaker 4: And we got to get Tony.
- 41:00Speaker 1: He's the God of us.
- 41:00Speaker 4: He's the God of us. He's got to stay creamy.
- 41:03Speaker 1: I always got to stay creamier.
- 41:04Speaker 6: So glad that we all.
- 41:05Speaker 4: Got together today. We did the podcast. So I hope
- 41:07Speaker 4: you come back and do it again.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah.
- 41:09Speaker 4: And we get this variety show together.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 41:11Speaker 4: But I appreciate you all being on the podcast, Tom.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Always.
- 41:14Speaker 6: No, always for you.
- 41:16Speaker 4: My son, Sal. I love you guys so much.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Thank you, everybody, for tuning in today for Cats and Pudding.
- 41:22Speaker 3: Hit that subscribe button. YouTube, Apple, Spotify, or else I'll
- 41:26Speaker 3: send my crew after you.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Exactly. Stay creamy. Have a good day.
- 41:30Speaker 4: Stay creamy.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Stay creamy. Stay creamy.