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S2: Ep. 1 Girls Who Like Girls: Solo Vagina · Mind Triggers Podcast

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You're listening to the Mind triggers podcast with nine mils.
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Juicy Hand, Luke and Jai. Always in the background and
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remember the whole team gotta win.
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I don't get over. That is your brand-new?
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I'm juicy and it's Jay always in the background, there's got to
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be luke in the background to and it's chose poppy today.
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Chelsea baby girl baby girl. So child you want to tell us a
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little bit about yourself. All right, if it was it Tomic
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first? Yeah, girls who like girls?
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Yeah, let me go AKA baby, girl. I kissed the girl.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Saver. Katy Perry a little bit.
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I'm by, I do like girls girls, I'd like better.
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What else? Then guys do, definitely.
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I think I'm more comfortable with girl.
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But anyways, but I was I'm from Puerto Rican, okay?
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Whoops, sighs North note okay - that is Spanish Spanish wrong.
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That's what it is, okay. Como estas, that's that.
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I'll knock your description. Okay, I got you.
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I got you right under it. Yeah, this is for my fellows and
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compete for my ladies. Who interested in ladies in my
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book. But she's A brown knob but the
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pecan Rican first of all Hazel oh shit.
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Is Hazel on the license and I believe okay, there's a brown
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eyes right here to me. That's why.
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I get nervous. You got there.
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No I do not now she's talking about she saw the light.
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I call it be noise, somebody a long tongue.
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That's all right, because we do a shot for every guest that come
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on. Oh ever.
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So I had to be the one that gave her the shot baby girl stuck.
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I have tongue. I had a pose like, hold on.
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Let me put my visible penis back because a tongue Ashley touch
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her chin on her cheeks. He trying to always measure some
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her everybody. We're going to be a long that's
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you're here, right? Yeah, but it's very long here,
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baby. Flashes is popping period?
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Period audit or eyebrows is popping?
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Definitely tattoos is popping. Oh yeah, that's one right.
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There is my favorite. The one on your arm wrist.
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This. Yes, I just got this.
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Done. The, what touched up?
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Wait. Hold on.
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I like that. Now we're gonna pause real
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quick. Yeah, we can pause.
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That's measurement at why fast. Okay.
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So, baby girl, would you do right now?
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I was eating chips. You know.
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No just you guys to just think I don't know.
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Goddamn it. You want to mix it with some
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water? Yeah.
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Yeah you can make you a neck to see how who can deep golden not?
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What l mean shit because if you either, you could take it, you
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can't. Oh, okay.
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Tom, you can't get something. You can't fake, okay.
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All right. Now let's see how long, I see
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how long I will give her four and a half.
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Fine. Juice.
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Juice eyes. You ready?
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I'm ready. I'm always ready.
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Okay. Three inches.
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What? That's an accurate you think so?
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Are you going from the lip down? Yeah, down.
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Let me see. I want to do it again.
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Yeah, I think you need to catch that shit from sideways.
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Don't move, don't move, don't move mommy.
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Don't move. After the bank out of my way,
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Bobby glitch. But anyway, what's the average
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size? Oh, nobody's long.
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It do it again. She gave you five.
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Your tongue is long, right? I guess.
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She has nice ass teeth. By the way, all that nice ass
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lips. Whenever she's thin, in the
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waist cute. The would you like a forest a
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cup issue? Like a bee.
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Nah, you just sign this photo from Supposedly I still have
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lost weight so, you know, everything is smooth was bigger.
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Yeah, this is my smallest right, it's not okay.
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Oh yeah, I'm using a little thicker so we did so with your
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height. Yeah, I just like what?
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53 54. I was close.
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Finally, boom. Well, I was close.
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I knew he was taller than me and your weight you between right
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now, 135 of 425, I gave you 10 pounds, that's me thicker.
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What? So what's your, what's your
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thick 130 135, really? Yeah, cause I'm small.
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So that's why right now, 125, Mike & Night kit.
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You know, I'm trying to say right now but I'll call you
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fine. I'm fine but it's just more cars
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do. But you you find when you add
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but if you it's your body so you want to gain just want Carson
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exercise. So going right?
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The places but I mean, shit, it's see give you some tips on
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good. Keeping your weight up dick.
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Hey, no, because you, you get it.
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The right? And then you eat a snack.
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That's no, I'm serious. I was my biggest I was, I was
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163 coast of 165 lat. Yeah.
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When I was like, I mean, that was like, every day.
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Yeah. Every day, d u, so being a liar,
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a damn difference, like chunky chunky, with that happy wait.
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Yeah, you're right. So yeah, being a little person.
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I'll get you. Some golden Walmart.
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Get you some planets. What's your sign says?
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Oh, it's Is gay. Hey, who's gonna sample?
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All right, shut up. Yeah.
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Shout out to the torus hard-headed.
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It's super stubborn. Why?
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We got my chick up. The I'll see her.
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Oh no, that's later that's later.
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Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
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So what sign you think you connect with moose being a
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tourist from the male and female?
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Are they different? I think the damn Capricorn
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because I can't get away from them for both male and female
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Mel's almost yeah, IMA just a Capricorn wait ways since you
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say, That means you like both statutes by then it's Jack but I
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said I like girls more. That's my fault.
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Why you like girls more? I think cuz I just like been
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with girls more so I'm just more comfortable.
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You thought I might even buy? At least like 10 years veteran
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Sion and shit. But what's your day?
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Like, mmm gonna be spicy baby to spices.
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I know you don't. so, you think service our little
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To the females. They could be a little crazy.
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I think um Taurus. We just it's our way or that's
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it or the highway and you're like, I don't know.
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Yeah, I know. Tauruses are not him.
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Okay, it's real. Stubborn is real like, you live
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in my world. Oh, or I don't know what you're
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doing and I feel like I put guards on the same way.
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No, you know why? Because once you like once a cat
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falls in love, it's a dub. Oh, so I'll make them follow.
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Love is what you mean. Is rude.
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What's rude about that? I'm being honest.
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You better have somebody honestly tell you.
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You're going to fall in love with me.
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You got to do everything. I say damn everything.
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To I just got him or you want them to be like oh no, it's
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gonna be nice. You feel me is gonna be all
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lovely and bubbly. No, I'ma keep it real with you.
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You don't know what's up juice real quick.
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Three things described her. Give me three.
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Spicy. Oh yeah.
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Exactly. That's awesome.
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Is it spicy petite? Small.
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That good nasty. He's good.
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Yeah, that's nasty. Yeah, spicy.
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But see in the SC personal spiritual because I know her
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best friends nasty. So old
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So let me tell you something, let me see.
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Is this the one thing I'm like the gay friend in the crew?
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Yeah. So every time they be talking
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about suck a dick, I'd be like um give me a pussy.
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Like you feel me? So with that so what that sounds
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so it's a lot of damn assistant. I got a Jello show.
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This is the ultimate set up this the Ultimate Upgrade us she like
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the manager right now, you're right.
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AKA this is the help we gonna call it.
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How it is only 11. What's your favorite color?
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Red, orange, green yellow, but it's okay.
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Vickie Barton gym clothes, yes, either or it's okay, that would
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be nice shit. Yeah, yeah.
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Ladies, ladies a good view. Know it's a shock.
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This is a good view. Yeah.
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Yeah. All right.
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Tyga, Tyga. Okay.
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Victor setup. First, set up for a good view
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out here. Take your time, baby.
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Mainly? What you need baby guess?
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Yeah. Well I guess if you get like
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Creason up the Jones. Best best best love the time.
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One of the time we're going to start first, right?
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We can't do that. Ricky Bobby on last because I
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don't be intimidated. All right, okay,
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okay, excuse me with the badminton match box.
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It's a jello shot in front of, you know, I'm not in this.
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Sugar. She lets you know she is but
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Sticky spot chocolate mix incoming, incoming fire for the
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ladies sub. You out chocolate.
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Fix my doesn't need to hit her. Go ahead into the mic juice.
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Oh, You said baby, hey, your name is good swallow it and chew
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it first. Come on out, yet.
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If you can't gargle swallow, I suppose that home we summon out.
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Oh damn. Oh, oh.
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Oh I got to be sloppy. I've been a little sloppy.
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What happened? Disappear?
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That quick. Uptown baby.
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Uptown, baby like Meek Mill right now.
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Boom, boom. And that's how you do that.
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Yeah, wow. I'm impressed.
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Thank you, ladies. I got one wheel.
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I told you. I was Oh, like which one to
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pick? I forgot the only one that I
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girls besides. Yeah, no you give me.
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You were lie. Absolutely.
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I never notice like, I don't do threesomes where I figured
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right. Right.
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My favorite now, baby. That's all you got nervous.
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Fun fact. Me and my dude try to understand
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me and my dude, tried to bag night when we first met her, but
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she was like not with it. Damn, yeah, I don't know any
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time. Story time, story time the clock
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on the wall of my viewers. Don't know my have a very
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voluptuous body. Um 2:30 and me being a
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part-time, one more common kind of scoring described.
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Nah, that's not fair. Yeah.
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Cool. Who's going first juice gonna go
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for right? So nice is let me go first.
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You rosoff. Oh, thank you.
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Okay. And now I'm angry.
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Mama three. I'm a said you smell.
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Boo. Okay.
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So caramel sauce. And smelling good.
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That's what I like. Thank you.
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That's nice. Thank you.
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Thank you. I try baby.
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So I'm going to say now is a little low small little
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light-skinned. I stand up so everybody can see
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them live on live. At least alive.
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Yeah. So the people how tall are you?
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I'm 54. 51, same height as Jay, you know, she got a nice little
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rump. Thank you.
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The fat cat in the front, see that?
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That's what I was when I first got dimples in the booties.
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So you know, it's rude. Wait, what?
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Right. So it's got the lady.
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We've that's right. Hello ways.
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Ohh belly ring right now. We're a machine.
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You got it, mention the Pearson's.
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I have officially to one of the tip of my tongue, but I took out
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when I was working at the jail and then this so much about yet,
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not start on, try not to screw up your life.
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He said nice. No, I'm like all this attention,
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Harry. I know you do.
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That's what. That's what's so fun to put you
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on the spot. I don't like all this attention,
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go ahead and have you. Um, and what size bra do you
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wear again, I must see nice, little C cup.
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What's your measurements? I'm actually a 34C, I'm a 27
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waist and the 43. Ask well 43.
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Yeah, that's enough for you chose baby girl.
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But to be honest, you're not even my type.
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What was it tight, which it tight?
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Now My type is dike dike, really because if I was gay, I
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want somebody like me. Why?
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Because I want I don't if I want a nigga I stay with a nigga know
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it's different because you are female.
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God has you going to think differently than a nigger?
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Really? Yes, you think differently than
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this nigga? Okay, why I appointed me, nigga?
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Bitch, I'd ikka you just look good.
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That shit, look, good to me. You feel me, really?
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Yeah, why not? Just date, a nigga.
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Don't know what I'm saying? Because then you still got the
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female emotion. You got the female mindset
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girls. Like let's say, yeah, no,
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because let me tell you Dice is more sensitive than bitches I
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promise. My sister used to be a dike
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though and used to be sure you see here.
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But no, she used to be like a dyke and like for her it was
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like you cannot tell her that she was a female if you would
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address her as a female, she got pissed off.
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Like it was sort of point where you couldn't tell she was little
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Wayne. She walked around with a
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strap-on all day is like she didn't she was not female at all
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strap. You talking about because hello
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He's 30 now. So, she was like gay for like,
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28 years old. Am I the community?
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She has fun. Yeah, I think I say eighth grade
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to eighth grade. I start wearing shoes, and heels
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and stuff. So, do it before that, like, the
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Tommy Hilfiger know, the Jays that he got on, the white ones I
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had on, Unknown, whether some baggy jeans and like, a, I like,
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probably like biggest mall with a lumberjack, this isn't the
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90s, my, my father really was that he was comfortable with me
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because, you know, if you got Gabe, don't even got worried
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about nobody plugging, right? So once he starts or the tight
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jeans, when I went to high school, he said, yeah, well, it
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took us. Somebody say, oh, you pretty as
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hell from. He was like, I'm not gay, no
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more. I'm not getting out of it, but
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no seriously. I was like, Is the big tomboy
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like out was fighting and stuff whenever.
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And once I realized how other girls look at one of my hobbies
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dress, I'm like I'm going to try it now.
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I snatch. Now you know what?
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I'm like girly girly on the outside but I personally like
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yeah. That nigga.
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Yeah like I always play sports for me but I was always into
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looking good. Sports me too.
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I play softball and volleyball. Basketball.
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Yeah, see I'm played basketball. Just like back then.
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I went to school with, they literally swimming on the
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basketball team. They was his gay and I was going
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to go to the basketball team to, I was like, but I don't want to
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be in that Locker Room. Everybody is eating pussy.
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Like a high school you went to? I went to North 18.
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Yeah. Beta J high school.
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You know what. You know what?
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That's easy. I thought it was a Behringer.
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Let me tell ya one. I'm very very intelligent and to
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I just graduated from Rutgers this summer.
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Okay. Buy me everything.
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I don't know what you're doing, but I'm getting something out of
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you. This will show you any calls
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him. Like he's gonna go my cash app
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and send yourself like, I'm not eating, I'm the type.
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I'm so good with it. I'm going to tell you, you go on
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cash at me that anymore. I don't want to sneak it in.
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Do you want to do it? And it's not finesse that's
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pumpkin and for next year we're not trusting.
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Nobody with long baby here. All right, so the next question
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are you a Selena or Maria full of grace type of chick?
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We have you seen both movies? Pause.
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I don't even know who the next chick is.
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Your my middle name is Celine. I will never forget Selena.
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I remember hello. Little bit a little bit.
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Nah, she can't finish, right? I'll spend forget though.
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I like a sponge. That's bad news.
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I know, Spanish station saved on my videos.
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So that tells you right there? She Hood.
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Sorry, I know to her. Grandmother.
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AA all the time. Understanding talk to you right
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back in England. Yeah that's how I go.
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But yeah I'm Selena. So when did you know that you
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were into women? When I looked at as sorting and
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she look good and I was just like down.
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How old are you young. That was ten years ago, right?
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You said even before that, there's like, which is acting on
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the ten years ago, but you don't do that.
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You like I like, I like them. Like them look good to you, you
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feel me? You got a little sunshine in
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your fellow butterfly, so the night, yeah, you Boom.
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So that's all you've been attracted.
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No, no. And guys, guys, too, but I
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always know if I see a little short, I used to be like, I
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don't know, it wasn't like gay or nothin like that to me.
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No, Label does just like that. Hold on.
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Mmm. So the same things that you're
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interested in a dude, that's what you're interested in your
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female. Richard mean looks-wise, a
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personality like looks looks hell?
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No, no, no. You follow me, guys, to be
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honest. I'm very like open.
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To be like I'm big on personality.
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So you got to look clean one? Yeah, your style got to be on
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point. You gotta know how to dress and
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you got make me laugh. You found me to offer.
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That's why it's about look like, how do you say girls is the
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dike? So that's already like yeah.
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I have friends like the rich, just seeing what?
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Let me see, there's a lot with booty.
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I swag that we're not going to do that when I don't, let me see
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it real quick. So you just Now right.
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Yes, crab juice. Okay Jules, we're gonna stand my
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best friend is in a chat I mean she's wife like a diamond
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diamond, diamond be here but hey wifey All right, boom, let's
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describe Jewels. It was a toilet.
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That's where I'll do the 360 360.
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Hey bubble butt. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
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hold on. When you finish ways to place an
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apple last name of the whole time?
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Yeah, she finished, oh wait, you speak Spanish, right hook it up
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a little bit. I just whatever, you know, say
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this medicine, that's ridiculous.
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His voice. Let me see, juicy, I don't know
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how to say that in Spanish, but that's your first one juicy,
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Boom, the second word. Let me say chocolatte.
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Nice milk chocolate, nice and smooth.
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I'm liking that. And then the third one, I must
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say, I don't know, it's a Spanish.
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We ain't gonna do shit word. You said you were, like, you
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were so sweet. I'm like, a nice sweet.
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I wanted you to taste will show and you act.
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My sweet. I'm a bitch new alive.
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That's why I don't know the real you know what's your sign
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Pisces? No she is a bitch but you gotta
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wow if you if you not want any food
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Oh, thank you. Okay, first of all she always
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popping skin always popular level, right?
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Bubbly always, that's what I said, nice eyebrows makeup on
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fleet hair always visited done. That's right.
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Bubble bubble. Bubble bubble, bubble bubble
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butt. But the real juice is nasty
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nasty. She's a leaker.
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I see the wet, well, I can't even.
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Say, I know a little snippet about juice, then it just came
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to my mind. Hey, hey, hey yes, I don't want
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to spill. No beans.
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You don't even like beans here. It just came to my mind.
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All right, let me see. How do I know that juice is?
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Steam because drumroll knows how to preoccupied.
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Yes. Yes, yes,
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yes. But let me tell you something.
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Me and you see went to a cookout, right?
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Oh Homegirl. She said on my lap.
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Oh, pull up. Let's talk about the top.
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She got close to me first and I know the hell.
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Are you yammering acting? She got close to me and
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re-enacted. Okay, wish I was.
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I thought was so fun. It wasn't her phone juice had no
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control? No, she didn't.
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Okay, so when she came up to me whenever she was on side me,
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taking the picture and I felt a hard robbery so I might choose
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with a hug. A foam base that shit thumping.
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So she was like, no. Is she?
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I mean goofy first of all she was Goofy because she was just
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my so she's like no I so she laughs and I'm like this though
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everybody around us including her family because if any was
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there to win but they laugh into a everybody know what it is but
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step me so I'm like what the hell it is?
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Well yeah, she had a mole control will toy and Yeah, I
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want to know how to fam new. I want to know what control is
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basically is. It's like a thing that it's in a
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range. They can control you like say
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friends, you could be talking to your friend and they just push
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the button and it goes all around Twitter.
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I want to try you. Oh, I got it for my birthday.
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When I tell him a pause, my say, you seek is my kind of lady.
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He said yes, Lord. Yes.
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That was my birthday in the fall.
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So I got it to whatever when I tell you that robbery.
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That is This Too Legit to Quit. So I know you do it in public
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with it. Yeah.
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Absolutely. Like you can hand it to your
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boom and they have the most control of you and Daddy
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conversation. You got Juicy was so lik like
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that was normal to her and then the and that's not what she said
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on my lap. I didn't tell the whole story,
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she said, on my lap and she had that shit going.
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No, she's wet. So that's why I'm like that.
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Oh no. Wait, at that point.
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She's not wet. Just gonna what?
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Yeah, she's what, what's with coming?
35:01
She had little shorts from pathetic, that.
35:03
I mean, I felt every damn right. Damn straight.
35:12
That's why she should give me Roland.
35:17
Oh yes, your controller that Tom is Eddie.
35:21
Oh, wow, it got to be with you. But this is the shit.
35:25
This is shit that killed me with her.
35:26
You see, we're talking real nice about you.
35:28
She over here real quiet, when it come off real shy, but she's
35:40
with all that shit. What is it actual factual?
35:55
Oh absolutely. Like I'm good for having a good
35:57
toy in the peonies. I probably got right now.
36:00
Christmas isn't too late. Listen to this lifetime is
36:08
listening baby. Girl would like one of those
36:10
toys. Very well.
36:13
Miss do you want the naughty list on the nice list L super on
36:17
the naughty list? Yeah, what kind of chick I am?
36:23
I'm not even on the nice list, nothing like not even I ain't
36:27
tryna, get it, I get it.
36:40
That's how that goes. So give us a few words.
36:42
In Spanish to describe this video.
36:44
Oh my gosh, your video. Yeah, like span is bitches.
36:47
I'll Spanish. I don't speak it really don't
36:52
matter. She's hurt bilingual will show
36:56
your video views out here, just put you this, you in a sap
37:03
button on your, on your, on your TV, that's old school.
37:10
Oh, that's my baby. Did you see that video?
37:13
This is video another video. That's my bitch.
37:15
Yes. Describe the video for, but I
37:19
can't do that in Spanish but that's my bitch making.
37:21
That shit clapped like away. We'll be right there.
37:24
Was it though that's hot Gourmet.
37:27
That's what would be right there.
37:28
Yeah, you know the cheeks. I should make it on your face.
37:32
Need to be right there. Like if she don't get how but
37:35
you and every night I'll make not your type though.
37:37
No you and I'm ahead. At the, but because the but
37:40
because she knows that shit too magical for you not either, but
37:44
that's just a mask video was recently.
37:47
I forgot all about Sierra's that bitch before Meg Sierra got
37:51
that. I'm sorry.
37:52
Nah, nah. See, every night,
38:12
But I forgot. What a promise one that you go
38:40
on the wall with. It wasn't like, but you did
38:43
think about it Sierra been? Yeah, that shit.
38:46
You're right. And now it's now is maggots.
38:49
Like AA. Not let me tell you who's my
38:52
type of celebrity bitches. We're going to go with younger
38:56
me. That's exactly, that's not to
39:00
say that I was about to say. On the table.
39:25
I don't know her name but it's higher.
39:40
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Say a famous like bitch, yea or
39:43
nay. He said, Lady Luck.
39:44
May I hold you sire. Yeah.
39:49
She liked what she not? My she is though.
39:55
She's got somebody that's a little out.
40:03
The box that she a dyke. A famous Dyke who got no Ruby
40:06
Rose from. Orange, is the New Black?
40:08
That like yeah I don't talk about people think just cause
40:17
you gay or just cause you say dyke that's gonna be in the
40:20
category. The category the hell no stops
40:24
like you know who's Ruby Rose down sooner?
40:29
Please is some like British. Are you talking about?
40:32
She is bad. Yeah.
40:38
Look like Leonardo DiCaprio actually firing.
40:41
Okay, but like an Orange is the New Black.
40:43
She put our first little black Legacy that all started.
40:48
Look, can I see? Because I'm on time tagging
40:51
questions. All right and that's what guys
40:54
let me see guys off the top of my head.
40:55
Like, let me tell you my crush that's like gonna be forever.
40:58
Whoo, please don't let Bieber, wow.
41:00
Really? Yeah, You look like a bitchy,
41:09
that's what people say, you know.
41:11
Yeah. All right.
41:13
Let me see. Well, um, that's a nigger that
41:17
Justin Timberlake Hollow, but he'll know how to get away with
41:24
murder. Yeah, yeah.
41:26
Seen the last season. No, it's not.
41:30
Yes. When I say he fiery, he's
41:33
firing. He likes them like he black time
41:36
out. I wanna see him firing.
41:37
Yeah. Fire is hot, bye everyone.
41:41
Let me see. Was like, you know, Chris Brown.
41:43
He always like one that's like there.
41:45
You see? So I got the drainpipe.
41:47
No, but that's my favorite. That's why nobody move?
41:50
Hell, no, no, you like chocolate?
41:53
I do. But my best friend.
41:55
Love chocolate. Chocolate chocolate, great.
41:58
I like her, and she do it again. But the pens do it because like
42:14
the baby. Yeah, I seen the baby.
42:16
Yes, but not give you my shit.
42:38
Do you make someone else? They are ready.
42:42
That she's selfish? I said that and I'm honest
42:44
though I said that I'm honest though.
42:46
That's the type of shit though. Like if you don't fuck with me,
42:48
you're gonna know, offered what type of bitch I am.
42:50
But you don't like that shit. IMA make you like it's goddamn
42:54
what type of girls are like because y'all been real quiet so
42:56
yeah Max that. Yeah, go ahead.
43:41
On the podcast quiet. Um I don't really matter to me.
43:45
Only here. Give me like three things.
43:47
You need from a bitch threw things.
43:49
Got a job. Yes everything.
43:52
Come on yes. Come on girl.
43:54
Everybody quiet. I can buy it.
43:57
Okay. Yeah nasty on the side.
44:00
That's right. Not not openly nasty.
44:02
Oh you like it quiet that's not quite nice nice.
44:04
Yeah sounds an intersex. Be quiet.
44:34
So it's like I'm poops into myself like an hour challenge.
44:36
Yeah, I'm gonna try to be quiet. Make you scream like somebody
44:39
up. It's gonna be two kids or your
44:41
mother somebody pick up. So they just sex is quite a sec.
44:44
Yeah. Yes.
44:44
Much much Nikki. Yeah, exactly.
44:46
Yeah. Sex with people in the room or
44:55
like people, right there you're not supposed to be having sex,
44:57
so it's like, we're gonna be real quiet.
45:00
Do not worry my dear. So, question, right back to like
45:04
Ruby Rose, right? So if you was locked up, you
45:07
want our region and New Black. Like your Ruby wrong.
45:09
I've been locked up before. All right?
45:11
So you were Ruby Rose in the same cell, which one?
45:14
Wow, pack has one left. Hey Grandma.
45:17
Oh shit, God damn you for making it out of their lives, come on
45:25
Queen and then ask me that question, okay?
45:35
Because I'll I so let's go back to a previous Podcast episode
45:40
ninja sex, having noiseless sex, no squeaking Springs of vocals.
45:45
While one or more people are passed out in the same room
45:50
sample, little be was drunk and passed out in our room.
45:52
We were horny. So we had an intersex.
45:54
Let me tell ya. My ninja sex toy.
45:56
The first one that pops ahead. First one me and my my girl.
46:03
Of like nine years or whatever. So boom, long story short, I
46:06
have to get it poppin and she wasn't even allowed in the
46:09
house. So one I snuck her into my
46:11
grandmother's house, that's number one.
46:14
So, you know, it has to be quiet and then two, I was sharing a
46:16
room with my two other sisters that are younger than me.
46:20
So one I just told them that she was coming.
46:22
We all were the Chinese you from who was hiding her from my
46:25
grandmother and two, when they went to sleep, we had to lose
46:27
yourselves and they was all in the same room so sorry sister
46:32
dance. Well, ain't no.
46:34
No, I well I didn't know. Mama do we call her mama?
46:37
Mama, she ain't no, we kept that quiet and the sisters.
46:41
I don't know if they knew what they didn't know, but I had to
46:43
do what I had to do. Listen, anyway, that's it.
46:49
So what I was asking you like you and Ruby is in a jail cell
46:52
together who you posted on the wall, the little Kim hardcore
46:57
cover or Nicki playtime is over picture.
47:00
I'ma go with just Nikki because Nick Be my bitch.
47:04
That's it, a little bias. Yeah but I said I'd because
47:07
obviously, I don't know, but I'm used to be a dyke too though.
47:10
Yeah, I never saw that but the way she used to rap about like
47:14
bitches I got fired. Okay.
47:17
Okay. Yeah.
47:18
She must have got fired Somebody My Heroes.
47:35
Nothing can wait nastier, I'm sure wait and Kim Loki started
47:40
it. So I always give her credit for
47:42
that, right? My death will give her credit
47:44
for that is facts. Okay.
47:47
You're right right because the same pitch of the like years
47:49
later. So, so won't you going with?
47:51
I'ma say, Lil Kim for you, are you okay, wait, pause is rude.
47:56
But like how do you because you talking like you old the but you
47:58
don't look over there. Thank you, baby.
48:00
I'm 37. You're alive.
48:10
This is my family right here. My birthday, they all had Lil
48:13
Kim shirts on except for myself. Somebody's is finished.
48:17
Oh yeah, Spanish woman, always having sex I think Grandma
48:20
house. Boom.
48:33
She's gonna pause for somebody else.
48:37
Gotta tell me a story when they got caught to the first time.
48:40
They got caught having sex out my ninja sexism never know.
48:43
In general you never got caught in the park, me too.
48:47
No, I got the park is closed. I wasn't quite like made act.
48:55
I was like passed out in the car afterwards and the cop came
48:58
knocking on the window. It was tired.
49:22
It's cool to have sex now, you still have that know what
49:26
actually I'm lying. I'm lying.
49:32
I was on a roll. I couldn't, I couldn't get me to
49:34
a happy and I play sports. I'm a skip school.
49:39
How am I safe? Then, come back and play the
49:40
game. Okay, so boom.
49:43
No, two legs on the corner. I don't know what's good, baby.
49:47
I'm broken. Pedestal bone loss of his short.
49:49
Me and my girl, we make the plans.
49:52
We skip school cool. In my grandpa's room with it.
49:55
This nigga got the stereo system bull.
49:59
We gotta check out the playlist. Booming well-tried what?
50:01
Yeah. I like this was like Chris Brown
50:04
with the bed area. Okay.
50:06
So it was that booming Stop Bar shots with the duchess and, you
50:10
know, like that Fat Joe or Mara. It was lit.
50:12
So boom. We had that playlist going.
50:14
Let me tell you how it lifts the time was.
50:15
This was gonna be the first time I was going to get ahead.
50:18
Oh, damn, first time the first I remember is I was the fucking
50:22
buying gear. Hell yeah.
50:23
From this my girl so you for me it's about to go down.
50:27
Boom probably playing take you down and shit pit.
50:30
I think I was playing in the background.
50:32
I must have been playing in the background cause the music was
50:34
going. The music was going so loud.
50:36
I hear my grandfather come in the house.
50:38
Did it going to come in the house?
50:40
Walk up the said mind you, he walked slow.
50:42
I am no stuff is like. Well I would have had time.
50:46
I was not on point, I'm into the moment.
50:49
I don't know where Boom the door.
50:50
Open my grandpa right there. He talking about you took my
50:54
girl for he said you you gotta go and you we need to talk.
50:58
I said he's in his manage though knowing English while he's here.
51:03
We need to talk. I'm like oh shit, my girl like I
51:14
was just laid back. No.
51:18
Just like you know, open bite. They're ready for it.
51:20
She was how heavy was right there with it and he walked and
51:26
he cocked like you even get it. No.
51:32
Moment it was just about and then here's this here's that
51:36
heat from the tongue but you ain't get the tongue like a wolf
51:38
or not. I go into the room head off and
51:50
that's queen go I'm in my grandma from now he give me like
51:53
five minutes change your for me get myself right cuz I'm looking
51:55
a little crazy like just fuck boom.
51:58
I come out the room. He tried to talk to me.
51:59
I start crying. I know I have to do that because
52:02
y'all Don't never let me have no free time takes all this time.
52:32
Even dead. That's another story.
52:34
But thank God Grandpa and back in Puerto Rico give me a big bag
52:37
and we were still chilling because I'm but you still ain't
52:41
got no head but what your head? No - you gotta go
53:00
on a live right now. It's like, what did you do?
53:04
She said, skipping school to fuck was late.
53:07
I could have got quit pussy, was Dripping nervous as hell.
53:10
Hey sneaky part everything about it.
53:15
Go straight to your inbox. She from Patterson Patterson,
53:19
stand the fuck up. By the way, who I married shout
53:27
out to Desi. One of our viewers asked is
53:29
Ninja Sex as satisfying as Six since you can't let it out.
53:35
We verbal sex. No, not just like sex, like
53:39
dirty talk. Do sex is good.
53:40
Every once in a while. You feel me if you need to, but
53:43
not know every time, know what the fuck, this ain't no mute.
53:51
Mute yourself every time, that's not good.
53:56
I'm sorry. Now ladies, it's more aggressive
53:59
every time if you ain't getting a moan out, You right then just
54:03
sucks, like emergency use only. Yeah, but not every time
54:19
the baby leak. Males got to save the hook out
54:35
so our viewer, Uncle Pete. Said no lies.
54:38
Spanish woman are the ultimate finesses all caps.
54:42
Be careful gentlemen. A my ex was Cuban.
54:45
So I know goddamn. We have you seen that little
54:52
baby, a little baby leak? Just think about it.
54:54
I saw it. Okay, I don't think that's nice.
55:35
Striker, but that should match the size twin.
55:37
So that's what we go before. We got a curve in it.
55:41
Ha ha ha, first of all diamond was doing those voices in her
55:51
head games, you demonstration? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:54
Like twins right now. Let me like well, yeah.
55:59
Obviously for a regular or you could you take the strap?
56:02
No. No.
56:03
All right, you're not stupid with it because I've never done
56:06
like just I'm not sure how only girl?
56:08
Yeah you all you do the three sons right?
56:11
Okay you Understand, nah, hmm. You see the good thing about
56:16
like bitches fucking bitches. You could pick your strap.
56:20
If you like a nigger, you can love him.
56:21
He perfect. But you can't pick his dick.
56:23
So I have a question Swiss army knife know like whatever is in
56:28
your pants. Whatever God gave you, that's
56:30
what you got right? You can't let a girl we going to
56:33
store we got a wall. What you want, baby?
56:35
What you want today which once a month?
56:36
But have you ever want to strap? No, that's not.
56:40
You know what's weird? I never want one but like I
56:43
don't know. Secret, I guess.
56:44
I don't know confession. I'd like to like do the motion
56:47
of humping but I think Is the motion.
57:12
You not there like a board you moving and said you won't fit a
57:15
pussy. You're going to feel the
57:16
wetness. That's how you feeling baby,
57:19
what you doing with your bitch when you please your nigga that
57:29
shit don't get you wet like you filming when you give a hell
57:32
yeah baby arrives from all that is because there's some tension.
57:36
I'm telling you talk about girls, thanks, I'm the one like,
57:40
there's something to different type of They just taste, I like
57:42
it and they said don't even want to get touched and then they
57:45
still somehow getting wet. Like you found me it's just
57:48
whatever you like, whatever your preference but I've never met
57:50
one that like wants to take it because I'm not going to give it
57:52
with the shot. One of them.
57:53
I want to know why I suck a strap instead of a real dick?
57:56
See I never did that though. This is when I say I never did
57:59
that, but I did it because it's just, like, in the moment you
58:02
want to be nasty, like, if they wanna, you feel me.
58:05
If they want to see, you do that shit for God and you tasting
58:08
yourself off the strap. So why the fuck not?
58:10
Why don't you taste good? Each a pineapple juice.
58:14
My mom's with veins. Oh hello.
58:17
They got veins, one. That may be loving.
58:19
I want a heartbeat. Okay, so now you go, maybe head
58:22
arm. It's a baby lie, I get you do.
58:25
But this is what I'm saying though.
58:26
What if you like somebody? You love them but they got the
58:29
smallest D ever Maybe. What's that?
58:43
You say it. I want to know what your answer
58:45
because it won't even go far. They got a little one it won't
58:48
go. No here loves you.
58:50
See at least with girls I thought even you for me.
58:52
Nah fuck that. It takes a lot for me to keep
59:00
this shit maintain. I don't want to deal with I can
59:02
imagine with somebody else's do. No, no good.
59:05
This is not my plate. Big question around the table.
59:07
Yeah. The ladies how you maintain it?
59:11
You should maintain it. Yeah, you guys drink a lot of
59:15
water. That's right.
59:17
Question, talk to him? Whatever happened.
59:22
So women that wear Chinese slippers when he went the great
59:26
monster. Hey, hey,
59:52
I seen that shit on some Eastern shit.
59:53
Nah, laughs shit. No Chinese food business
59:56
started. I think we're Spanish within the
59:58
hood. Took it over.
1:00:03
It was at first Taco at first it started off with just older
1:00:08
women older. Yeah.
1:00:10
Like the grannies like your granny's dad.
1:00:12
That was like how she was in with the hospital, right?
1:00:15
It starts off with whatever. The name belt, the nameplate.
1:00:40
What a shit. Nothing.
1:00:52
I was I was into ponytail. I had a Mickey Mouse face.
1:00:55
They used to call me Mickey back in the day could you swear
1:00:57
everything? Make mouth.
1:00:58
Yeah Mom watch my jewelry. My earrings.
1:01:00
My head was like two big-ass ponytails, whoever I was like
1:01:04
Mickey Mouse and I was like I might ever was mostly like the
1:01:09
Michael Jackson The zipless Thrillers jackets.
1:01:12
I'm believe you see your ID? Yeah I'm Dana seriously ill
1:01:19
shout. I'm sorry guys.
1:01:21
Shout out to okay. Kev St.
1:01:22
G. He said his grandma had like,
1:01:24
for a Trent that all the young girls
1:01:53
start adapting to the wearing it, but they just write us a
1:01:56
year, but they was with, but older women.
1:02:02
I'm not my grandma. It was different.
1:02:05
I forgot. It was the sliding one with the
1:02:06
feet out the front but it wasn't the Chinese ones.
1:02:09
What was the other cheap ones? But now that was cool.
1:02:13
That was cool. But I feel like even every are,
1:02:15
you know, they have some bullshit.
1:02:17
I used to do it but I still just like popping but looking back
1:02:19
now he's feeling like that. I look crazy.
1:02:20
I'm glad I found a lot of trim. I'm glad I follow a lot of
1:02:24
truths. I wasn't beat.
1:02:26
Now, we're gonna get into the topic now.
1:02:29
Anything will kill now? Try to?
1:02:31
No? Seriously, I had to, I used to
1:02:33
have my girlfriend, shout out to Nikki.
1:02:35
Gillespie. She make outfits and stick the
1:02:38
designer from Newark actually. Have I make outfits, like,
1:02:41
towards like Lil Kim and wear it and they my cousin used to get
1:02:44
the outfit to and I used to wake up my cousin alfy.
1:02:46
Much is to be like see-through and he's in high school doing
1:02:49
like Lil Kim shit. Yeah well for On a Monday know,
1:02:54
like not a school day. Know like going to the club.
1:02:57
Why? Yeah!
1:02:58
Well maybe yeah, those are real bullshit.
1:03:00
We don't get into the topic, go ahead.
1:03:03
All right? So what's the difference between
1:03:05
having sex with a man and a woman?
1:03:10
All right, let me tell you how it is.
1:03:11
Boom, off, rip. The difference is one.
1:03:15
You don't got to suck it for it to get hard the strap.
1:03:19
Yes. Or for it to get up so you don't
1:03:22
have to lick it. You we're trying, you'll take it
1:03:25
out and you put it on and you're ready to go.
1:03:28
Nick. I'm sorry, CeCe did answer and
1:03:31
she said the difference with sucking a strap is that you want
1:03:34
to suck the strap but you want the still the soft touch of a
1:03:38
woman. Is that like, I never did it?
1:03:42
Let me say, like, eating pussy is amazing.
1:03:44
I like to eat pussy. Yeah.
1:03:47
Yeah. Your name, the fifth?
1:03:48
No, I don't believe the fish to eat.
1:03:52
Pussy question, what that mean? Yeah.
1:03:56
Don't you want some DJ? Khaled you can tell by his face.
1:04:09
He's healthy. Let me, check shiny talking
1:04:12
stage, female or nigga. If you telling me you're not in
1:04:15
the box, I like, what am I wasting my time for?
1:04:21
How about? Blow out the whole country.
1:04:23
They West Indian talk about collages.
1:04:25
Get the caramel. Yeah, let me calm down.
1:04:29
Calm down joining me in the box which tone?
1:04:38
Yeah, No more out of here. What was the question?
1:04:45
What's the difference? Well yeah this one I say for me
1:04:48
the difference is you don't got to do the Maneuvers to get him.
1:04:52
Started you filming giving head in for friends like you don't
1:04:56
got to or and on top of that, you know what, a nigga done.
1:04:59
And he come quick, that's it. Or like when you when you like
1:05:04
fucking a chick with a strap. If you like like her box with a
1:05:07
strap-on or nah, Take that shit off the shirt has balls.
1:05:13
Yeah. Oh yeah, dude.
1:05:17
But they say, I'm lesbian sex last forever.
1:05:20
She lifetime. So this is what I keep on coming
1:05:23
with you. You got to keep pumping but
1:05:27
niggas that should go down when you go down when I'm not done
1:05:35
and my you my done is like 10 times.
1:05:37
I'll he's like, yeah, man. Mum.
1:05:39
Come on. I'm coming.
1:06:10
Yeah I'm not talking to you because I think I do not come in
1:06:17
the morning. None of my favorite kind of guy
1:06:24
if you don't stop until I get my favorite kind.
1:06:30
Yeah, listen. I don't know what you thought
1:06:34
this was not for real. Seems like you get on by you get
1:06:38
some stuff. This niggas off my really like I
1:06:41
don't you thought this was never a question.
1:06:43
How dare you? Let me ask you a question
1:06:46
because this I be experiencing, are y'all, the type in the
1:06:49
relationship that like has the most, um, like a sexual appetite
1:06:54
is higher than your partner or is lower well, with me.
1:06:57
It's always the person's own ways higher, the pressure is
1:07:02
higher than yours year, okay? But it's like I become more the
1:07:07
too much for them. Once I must've come from.
1:07:11
I'm an it. Yeah, once you get me to that
1:07:13
Peak. I'm are you ready?
1:07:15
Yeah, yeah. I'm I'm straight bull.
1:07:18
Okay, I would say mine is higher because I'm nasty a, what you
1:07:24
say? I'm a nasty, I can tell her.
1:07:35
The after sex, I need to wash my hands.
1:07:38
By the way, I'm gonna suck that shit.
1:07:39
That's how you know that's somewhat.
1:07:41
You talking about give me a sanitizer.
1:07:44
No, give me your tongue. Lick the shit out here.
1:07:49
Know exactly what you say. In the beginning was about Salma
1:08:02
Hayek. I was hired in like, as it goes
1:08:04
on, I'll probably be about Probably about the same love.
1:08:06
I'm gonna bring ya Saturday shit.
1:08:25
So who takes control when you're having sex who like to take
1:08:29
control you both of them both of us.
1:08:33
So you like being controlled. Hell.
1:08:36
Yeah, we're talking about. Yeah, that's the time.
1:08:40
Let's say to me baby. That is the time.
1:08:47
And let me tell you, if you take control of me, well enough,
1:08:49
right there outside, then we could talk about it.
1:08:51
Tell me if I'm nice after you did your job.
1:08:55
Now, your mom didn't call a puta madre.
1:08:59
Um, oh no, I never really did that like you were a bitch type
1:09:02
shit and sex, but I did the like slap in the face time shit.
1:09:05
It. Wait, that's left.
1:09:06
Are you slept both respectfully?
1:09:33
He slapped. All right.
1:09:36
Good night that. I am the one of our viewers
1:09:40
said, Uncle Pete said, gotta have that spit in my face and
1:09:44
spit in my mouth too wide in the Is but Uncle Pete.
1:10:37
Yeah, I'll be honest that you out.
1:10:40
I like to. All right.
1:10:44
I said I'm yet to lose. I said I'm your idol.
1:10:48
Oh she got a lot your from me. That back view with the Tas.
1:10:51
If you can touch in the back shot, that should be that you
1:10:55
please hand here. Got a few things on my back.
1:10:59
Damn, that means that pussy deadly.
1:11:04
Turn around again, baby is holding each other and I said,
1:11:14
what's meant to be will be? I'm actually going to die in
1:11:19
this pussy. Oh shit.
1:11:23
And what's the, what's the one? Right here.
1:11:26
But that's a limit. For sure a while but you hold my
1:11:33
heart forever. Oh then I got a beard it back,
1:11:38
she get here but she should be on the back.
1:11:53
So when it comes to relationships, would you bag a
1:11:56
woman or would you rather be chased?
1:12:02
Him to call it be known for she start.
1:12:03
Yes. Okay, let me tell you, like, you
1:12:08
like being chased. I do.
1:12:11
This is my thing. One.
1:12:12
I like to be chased. Chase Chase like you got to
1:12:15
Chase Chase. Thanks on foot.
1:12:16
So you like family. Is love you and then I'll be
1:12:33
like, I'm considered you not only ask because you don't stop
1:12:36
that. Love pause.
1:12:38
This is where like that question get tricky, cuz I'm just a flirt
1:12:42
you found me. So when you see something, you
1:12:44
like, you just questions, hanging out here, miss Fleur
1:12:47
little bit. So that's like you from.
1:12:48
That's not exactly what I see people, that's attractive, but
1:12:51
they won't say shit. I'm the type depends on my mood.
1:12:54
I'm sure it'll shorten your family, but if I want, if I'm
1:12:58
going to take you serious, you got chased me.
1:13:00
You got on you. Going to be chasing me.
1:13:03
And that's that a baby, a baby. So we talked about the
1:13:06
differences with being a man and a woman.
1:13:08
Are there any similarities? You talk about sex wise of
1:13:13
relationship, both. Um, I said, yeah.
1:13:18
In general regardless you building a bond, you better not
1:13:20
collect a connection. You found me.
1:13:22
So that's going to be the same but I do think it's different
1:13:26
cause I feel like niggas think differently than a female.
1:13:28
Females more sensitive nigga. Is there a little more?
1:13:31
I think dumb but they more kind of blunt like they more.
1:13:35
They more in touch with reality. Like I feel like they won't be
1:13:37
as thoughtful. That's another thing.
1:13:39
Like females, they more thoughtful so they gonna be
1:13:41
sensitive. They're gonna remember your
1:13:42
little anniversaries compared to niggas, right?
1:13:45
You got And that's why I still fuck with a female.
1:13:47
Like, I'd rather you look like how I want you to look, but you
1:13:50
going still think like a female. You're gonna put that feminine.
1:13:53
So you're welcome, soft niggas. Guys got the, my big thing that
1:13:59
would personality, your personality got to be.
1:14:01
That you gotta make me laugh. Yeah, but laughs you gotta make
1:14:05
me laugh and like, you got to just have that.
1:14:06
So I you gotta know how you talking because it's like I'm a
1:14:09
finesses. So if I can find that you too
1:14:10
quick, I'm just not sure you but you, if you want to talk back
1:14:13
and dispose of them, you had to talk back to To me that shit,
1:14:16
soccer below my let you finesse me.
1:14:19
Okay. Oh no the game now my okay, a
1:14:26
little something back. So I like aggressive, I kind of
1:14:30
look for the same thing in both but I don't know females.
1:14:34
They just got that little touch. Let's go.
1:14:36
This is that right? Mmm, and I would give us some.
1:14:40
Will you ever let somebody? But from a bus driver on you
1:14:46
Hello. I feel like we had Mean Girls.
1:14:48
And you know what? They'd be like, oh, you want me
1:14:49
to sign a sign? Somebody, somebody a muffin.
1:14:53
Do you know what a bus driver is?
1:14:54
No explain. Look hit them.
1:14:56
You try to assign a bus driver to me.
1:14:59
So the Urban Dictionary word of the day is bus driving.
1:15:02
Oh wow. While having sex doggy style,
1:15:04
the left thumb is inserted into the receivers rectum and turn
1:15:08
from side to side, essentially, driving the bus, the right hand
1:15:12
reaches around, and squeezes the Wright.
1:15:15
Honking the horn to alert. Patrons, the bus is coming.
1:15:19
Don't forget to wave to the people, waiting for the bus.
1:15:23
How about let the man finish example, is a really successful
1:15:31
date and so I tried to give her the bus driver.
1:15:33
Guess I'll be walking from now on?
1:15:37
Okay, not a table. Go ahead baby.
1:15:39
Girl. I mean your butt and then your
1:15:41
breasts. Okay.
1:15:42
Okay. That's why I was like, am I
1:15:44
doing now? Are they doing that to me?
1:15:45
I did today pounding me with the thumb in the butt and grabbing
1:15:49
the and grabbing the to say right right.
1:15:52
Right. I don't give a fuck.
1:15:54
What's left? Thumb in that bus?
1:15:58
A your name them titties. Okay.
1:16:00
Have you ever had that? Would you let somebody do that
1:16:03
to you? Yay I feel like see, see, I feel
1:16:11
like for sex is always like, we going to say yes first time Then
1:16:15
we're going to try everything at least once I'm with a ties are
1:16:18
gonna try at least once we lost. If I don't like it, maybe a
1:16:21
apps. Like we're not getting that
1:16:24
again. But we're going to try it now.
1:16:27
What bus driver? Nah, nah.
1:16:30
Well, was which part? This is Dominic but just a
1:16:35
little bit, I'ma just, yeah, that's right.
1:16:42
I thought you said driving it, like you go all the way in not
1:16:46
look. Neither said thumb left thumb
1:16:48
in. Okay, you ain't fucking with
1:16:52
that. The juice.
1:17:04
Hey, ya, ya? Yay?
1:17:07
Or nay? The wheels on the bus?
1:17:09
Go around the room. He could put his tongue in my,
1:17:11
but I don't know. But he's here, but I have, but I
1:17:20
prefer to some right baby. Girl, eat the Booty like
1:17:24
groceries meals in there. Yay, but, I'm gonna agree with
1:17:31
that bitch. I'm swimming Pictures come and
1:17:34
check, but know that I didn't. That's but you got to remember
1:17:39
the context. I'm mostly fucking with
1:17:40
diagnosed with the whole really know.
1:17:47
Do they eat? Dude, I definitely get the shit.
1:17:59
You gonna get your over, you can't get that.
1:18:02
You don't get yours. So definitely, that's yay.
1:18:05
We gonna do this. So what up?
1:18:07
Cuz I know you mentioned earlier about sex toys what kind of sex
1:18:09
toys you got? I need to get more.
1:18:13
That's what you have just dildos.
1:18:15
I have the straps and then I got like a vibrators looking, like a
1:18:19
little, it look like a little bullet tape, shit.
1:18:22
If I miss you can play you name it.
1:18:27
Juan Carlos. Yeah, the zeros then they do get
1:18:38
names. Shots.
1:18:39
Get names little toys. They don't.
1:18:40
So that's what it was, the name. Does everyone name when I know
1:18:48
names like that? They just got their own nickname
1:18:51
like that's you, okay. All right.
1:18:53
We gon pull out like we don't put our big daddy and then I
1:18:57
know which one is that big daddy, but what was your first
1:19:01
All the first, I don't even remember what the first was,
1:19:04
lovely. That's approximately you see.
1:19:08
This is the thing like when you like been in a relationship for
1:19:12
like, on and off and shit. I'm the type every bitch's
1:19:14
different. I'm not going to share my strap.
1:19:16
We're not doing that like you feel immersed in?
1:19:19
Okay. This someday could hole up
1:19:21
pause. This the bad thing though about
1:19:23
the lesbian shit. The straps?
1:19:24
They because the bread. Hmm.
1:19:26
Hello, what's happened? Depends on what you get that she
1:19:28
could run from $50 to like it. Cyber skin is still the highest
1:19:33
one, right? I don't know.
1:19:35
But I'm just be expensive. Then you got about a harness to
1:19:38
your family. Not as two pieces.
1:19:39
That's a good thing about niggas.
1:19:40
You ain't gotta fight. It dick is free.
1:19:43
Okay we got to do is buy a condo well the day after yeah.
1:19:47
So you got Stripes all over the house like John we should just
1:19:50
buy a condom or they at any time.
1:19:57
Me and my girl went on and off on a lot.
1:19:58
I should win in the garbage. It was.
1:20:00
All right, p. Oh wow.
1:20:31
Sex stories. Me myself.
1:20:34
Oh yeah. Self and not you're gonna have a
1:20:38
nice Chianti messy. After me about the show me
1:20:41
number we have to we have one. Don't know.
1:20:43
I'm just I'm the naked be be okay.
1:20:51
That's right, that's me. So would you and your girl be
1:20:56
willing to have another girlfriend asking for a friend?
1:20:58
How know, first of all, first of all my girl.
1:21:05
It's an openly gay me, baby. She too much.
1:21:08
She's so much about that. Scratch your head and everything
1:21:13
else. But me, I don't know if I can
1:21:22
tell me, I think in a perfect in my perfect world.
1:21:25
I'm sharing too much on this. Show me, I will have mine and a
1:21:32
few more. They gonna be telling me as
1:21:36
often as long as you can, keep them all, happy lie.
1:21:39
So you never, you never had a threesome with you and your
1:21:42
girl, no, in general in my life. Really?
1:21:45
I never did see what that's why do?
1:21:47
Because I feel like I've been in a like long relationship for the
1:21:50
most part even though on and off.
1:21:51
Yeah, you know, sheets were jealous for, that is a double.
1:21:54
So I feel like if I was ever to do that, you gotta be another
1:21:57
girl, you're not understanding, no nothing.
1:22:02
She gonna pull out the other strap.
1:22:04
Okay, we're not doing it. That's a bad thing about that.
1:22:06
Girls girls be two girls is too much babies with wings.
1:22:12
Yay, or nay to yea, nay. That's what, that's what I could
1:22:16
say about niggers. I don't like hood niggas.
1:22:18
Do they like a cup of tea? Okay, these tools.
1:22:23
Yeah, that's what she liked her bitches.
1:22:26
Oh, I like days for not Hood. We going to take that out the
1:22:29
okay. But you know what I'd like you
1:22:31
got a you rather like know how to fight.
1:22:33
You can't. Scare me but I can't be your
1:22:35
persona like Hood, right? Yeah, what I'm say.
1:22:37
That's never my type for niggas, neither your pants.
1:22:40
None of that. Now, whoo-hoo, moans louder the
1:22:43
loudest louder men, and women me interesting.
1:22:49
Very smart me. That's what monster fucking
1:22:52
loudest. I think I'll be trying to Aspire
1:22:54
to make minimum. Yeah, of course.
1:22:56
That's always the goal. Like spider.
1:22:59
Yes. Hello.
1:23:03
You fucking a bit, let's say you fucking.
1:23:05
Are you thinking you going so ham and a bitches mute.
1:23:07
You just said that, you know, but she made me moan goddamn no,
1:23:12
but I mean, I know I'm not right
1:23:33
now. You know, you fight for your
1:23:36
nigger or your paper. And no, I used to but I feel
1:23:39
like I've learned that I'm not gonna get what I want.
1:23:42
If I take it. Yeah, like machine yourself.
1:23:45
Yeah. Life's too short to miss a nut.
1:23:48
You Preach. Not for real because when you do
1:23:50
that it's like they go off and they go for self because they
1:23:54
think they killing and they not my no Tiara both said some Dyke
1:23:59
slump, moan louder than us. Beatbox better man or woman a
1:24:16
bitch P. Really?
1:24:17
Yeah yeah just like a do. So do you got any tips for us
1:24:25
for me? Baby Ube in the end of what I
1:24:32
try to do it, how I like Like okay.
1:24:35
So you just think about boom? I like I I like the clip.
1:24:39
I will pass right back in it. That's right.
1:24:41
I lick it while I'm like fingering.
1:24:43
That's right. That's right.
1:24:45
You got play with it though to? Yeah.
1:24:47
Like well I'm looking at. Come on even you can stop a
1:24:49
little bit to just play with that shift a little bit.
1:24:51
Yeah. Here's something for you the
1:24:52
most right now do that. But you see, that's why I'm so
1:24:55
good tips that she did Alex. That's all good.
1:24:59
We add them. We going to play with that a
1:25:00
little bit. Do you like kissing?
1:25:03
B all around it. Not only that.
1:25:06
No, I don't know if they like that or not.
1:25:09
I try not to live until you don't like whatever listening in
1:25:12
the thighs. That's super sensitive.
1:25:14
Yeah. Like right under the Booty.
1:25:15
Like my yeah you for me like you going to trick them like oh she
1:25:18
can't eat the bun. I like her long hair or your
1:25:35
wife, a sheep, a long, I wanted to like that.
1:25:38
Like some people like quick, and let's get to the program.
1:25:42
So my name on Instagram is eat my paste.
1:25:44
These pig heads, not you said la la la.
1:25:51
And let me actually, nobody goes pleaser.
1:25:56
What'd you say? Calories and coochie.
1:26:08
Yeah. Sit on your face with it.
1:26:11
That's right. He's a pleaser.
1:26:14
That's what I'm saying that to. Like if you want the bike, don't
1:26:17
just look that shit real quick and then come back.
1:26:19
Don't like my shit. Like you a fucking cat drinking
1:26:21
live from Ambush you. I'm sure your head is staying
1:26:25
there. Oh shit.
1:26:34
Mike. Come here look.
1:26:36
Don't stop circles spell. Your name in cursive heard that
1:26:42
last spell your name to my thing is I'm trying to have
1:27:01
her remember me. So I'm gonna marry you.
1:27:04
Even if you want, toxic like ice expose his podcast, how long it
1:27:17
take you to say, if we destroy that crazy side.
1:27:20
Oh, for me to show the crazy side but never create whatever
1:27:27
you can. See this crazy one business day,
1:27:29
what is it? I think I keep the crazy up
1:27:35
overnight shipment. Not I'll take a while so well
1:27:41
because I want to buy probably like five months months.
1:27:44
Yeah I want to buy you know that I have feel about them until
1:27:48
they do some stupid. Maybe yeah.
1:27:50
Do you really do you really fuck with me?
1:27:52
You like make me mad is because that's a tourist to once we get
1:28:01
mad is madman like but that's fine.
1:28:03
Different types of crazy though. Like, yeah, I'm crazy.
1:28:06
Crazy, crazy as hell crazy. Well, yeah, well, that's the
1:28:08
phrase right as my homie. Homie Keanu, shout out to Keanu
1:28:16
and she would say this nigga don't want to see this other
1:28:19
side. He don't because she give you
1:28:22
different Alright guys, so we're going to wrap up the show.
1:28:27
A couple of shout outs 1st. Oh, baby girl, you want to plug
1:28:31
your IG? My Ig is chose Papi.
1:28:34
Wants it Cheo SSP API Chels Papi?
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No. Underscores our
1:28:52
also shout out to Lake. Flurry guy who's also the our
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intro song, he doesn't travel him, shout out to a strictly
1:29:02
sex. Shoutout to take over TV
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underscore. Auntie shout out to Unleashed
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pod. Shout out to two holes with a
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show. Shoutout to miss La underscore
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re underscore podcast. Shout out to a cc slaves.
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What up? Shout out to Chuck.
1:29:24
Colette Vixen, fuck that. Ho, I'm gonna end this episode
1:29:28
with a little cooler, but a cult like we always do bass is pretty
1:29:33
ass for days. I get chips, ask for leaves, I
1:29:36
just sit back and when he done, I'll be like, yo, how to toast
1:29:40
and always the whole team.