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Musical Chairs | Son of a Boy Dad #342 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: All righty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 5: Dad podcast. Today. It is October seventh. It is ten
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  Speaker 5: twenty am.
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  Speaker 1: currently taking place, calin and we will enter your calls live.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell them the story about Bo?
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  Speaker 5: No, I can't. I don't think so why. I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: because he's still trying to figure shit out.
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  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I try to tell it. I won't. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: But there is a good one in the Tickler file. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's definitely a good one. There's a couple good.
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  Speaker 5: I got a couple of good stories that I haven't
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  Speaker 5: decided yet if I'm good, if I should share.
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  Speaker 1: What is your thought of not sharing them?
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  Speaker 5: The other one is the one with my person that
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  Speaker 5: lives in my building that I texted you guys about.
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  Speaker 1: You have to say that one, because there's why wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you said the other half of that saga?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? True, Well because now it's kind of just getting sad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what yeah, yeah it is it is. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but not on your behalf.
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  Speaker 5: No, not on my not on my behalf.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what's wrong with the sad story? It's fucking autumn.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I opened my eye. I can tell I can
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  Speaker 5: tell it loosely. Someone in my building. Like I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if they were on drugs or if they blacked
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  Speaker 5: out or what it was, but I pretty much had
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  Speaker 5: to go into like paramedic mode.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking running around the building. That's why you need to
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  Speaker 1: get your certification first of all.
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  Speaker 5: I know, it was pretty crazy. I mean, yeah, there's
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  Speaker 5: that's pretty much the entire story. I went outside of
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  Speaker 5: my building. I went outside of my apartment and there
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  Speaker 5: was someone like laying down in the hallway and there
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  Speaker 5: was an Uber East driver standing over them. And he
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  Speaker 5: looked at me and he's like, he's like, where's two half.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just walked away and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. I was like, what's going on? He's like,
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  Speaker 1: they need to assigny like picks up a limp wrist
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  Speaker 1: and drags it across. They don't have at idea. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty much that. There's another part of it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember what else, the part to ties everything together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the super Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So eventually I got the super involved and we're walking
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  Speaker 5: up we're walking upstairs to the scene of the crime,
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  Speaker 5: and she goes, she goes, I believe my daughter paid
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  Speaker 5: you a visit.
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  Speaker 1: I owe you an apology. That's the part. That's the
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  Speaker 1: part I was looking for. I'm concerned about the overdose
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  Speaker 1: in the hallway. Yeah, yeah, the NARCANU shot that you
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  Speaker 1: had to get, which honestly doesn't sound right for the
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  Speaker 1: beautiful neighborhood in which you live.
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  Speaker 5: No, dude, that'll fucking that'll wake you up. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: call of duty at eleven and you open your door
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  Speaker 5: and there's someone dead outside.
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  Speaker 1: It is crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Adrenaline got the headset on. Still, Oh my god, you.
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  Speaker 1: Get another kill kind of Yeah, that's unfortunate. That's why
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  Speaker 1: you need to be ready to drop to a knee
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  Speaker 1: oh at any time, like I was with that old guy.
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  Speaker 5: I know, you gotta be ready.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a lot, like there's a lot to
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  Speaker 5: the story where like if I didn't do anything, I
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  Speaker 5: think I would have I think it would have been
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  Speaker 5: the end for me.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean if I went I went out
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  Speaker 1: because I went out and then.
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  Speaker 5: Went back into my apartment because I was like, I
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  Speaker 5: think everything's.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, and did that again.
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  Speaker 5: I sat there, dude, it's I mean, it's it's it's startling.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know what to do. And then I was
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  Speaker 5: like all right, And then I sat there for like
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  Speaker 5: two minutes, and then I was like, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: if this person dies, it's gonna be my fault. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: what of course it is. And then then I locked
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  Speaker 5: into action.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you go back into your apartment. You put
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  Speaker 1: on the fray how to save a life as loud
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  Speaker 1: as possible, and then you run back into the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only reason to go back inside. Yeah, or
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  Speaker 1: for a bucket of water.
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  Speaker 5: It seemed like the person was getting up, and then
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  Speaker 5: I went when I went back in, and then I
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  Speaker 5: went back in and how did it seem like that?
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  Speaker 5: Because they were like leaning up And then I went
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  Speaker 5: back in and I was like, I didn't hear any
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  Speaker 5: they They're still there for sure. And then I had
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  Speaker 5: to go back out and then I luckily I got
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  Speaker 5: I got the super to answer the door because I
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  Speaker 5: was gonna call I was gonna have to call nine
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  Speaker 5: one one.
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  Speaker 1: Which fucking suck, especially with your a cab ass.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not nothing against the paramedics, out of nothing
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  Speaker 5: against anybody, to be honest, but yeah, no, calling nine
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  Speaker 5: one one would have been and then that's the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: call of duty's over.
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  Speaker 1: If you have to talk to the police and be like, first,
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  Speaker 1: all right, which one do you call? Yeah, you have
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  Speaker 1: to give a.
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  Speaker 5: And then like and then worst case scenario, the person's
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  Speaker 5: just like drunk, which is probably what happened, right, That's
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  Speaker 5: what I was thinking of the entire I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna call nine one one. They're gonna show up
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  Speaker 5: and they're just gonna be the person's gonna be like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: they need water, and they're gonna get banged like ten
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  Speaker 5: k for going in an ambulance.
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  Speaker 1: The fuck did you call money? Yeah, that's how you
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  Speaker 1: start with mouth to mouth Yeah, of course, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Then you do a external rup.
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  Speaker 5: That's what the uber driver was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and that's what passed them out. They
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  Speaker 1: were fine, and they try to get in mouth to
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  Speaker 1: mouth unsolicited from an uber driver and they fucking wilted.
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  Speaker 5: It was crazy. I was banging on the super's door
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  Speaker 5: and they weren't answering, and then people were walking down
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  Speaker 5: the hallway and I was like, do you guys like
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  Speaker 5: know what I should do? And everyone was just like nah, man,
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  Speaker 5: good luck though, like no one gave it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to hop on the game. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was like yeah, because I'm like I'm on a
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  Speaker 5: streak right now. I need this wrapped up.
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  Speaker 1: Steat like where we have a street going to. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I was just getting uber each from the damn. That's
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  Speaker 1: so tough. Why why are crazy things like that almost
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  Speaker 1: happening to you? I guess New York.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's like just I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it's like in your building. In my apartment,
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  Speaker 5: it feels like I'm due, like once every six months
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  Speaker 5: for something crazy to happen, whether it's a child coming
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  Speaker 5: into my apartment or someone like dying in the.
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  Speaker 1: Hallway, and then one gets closer from the other, so
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  Speaker 1: the next child that comes in all apartment, you'll figure
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  Speaker 1: out who was dying.
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  Speaker 5: YEA A situation, Yeah, I got the super walked her
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  Speaker 5: up to the situation. She didn't give a fuck, Like
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  Speaker 5: she was like, all right, let's go like up like
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  Speaker 5: it was not immediately and uh and then I I
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  Speaker 5: was too uncomfortable, and I was like I gotta run out.
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  Speaker 5: But and she was like, oh, yeah, you're good.
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  Speaker 1: I got this under control.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just went to the deli and
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  Speaker 5: got a diet coke and came back.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't even need it.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's yeah, I got one individual can of diet.
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  Speaker 1: Coke for a dollar. You know that whenever you get
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  Speaker 1: a can of coke, that's just an avoidance. Ma.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I've ever gotten a can of coke in
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  Speaker 1: the office, it's because I'm in like a conversation. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be in spark He's like, Yo, come here,
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  Speaker 1: scond hang on, I gotta go do something to grab
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  Speaker 1: a coke, and I go. I literally did that last week.
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  Speaker 1: Sparky was like yelling at me from the lobby. He's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I know, I've got to do something.
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  Speaker 1: I just went to the stand out front and loitered
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  Speaker 1: for a second. Yeah, picked up a hat. I got
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  Speaker 1: a bucket hat that's at York on it. Those cokes, though,
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  Speaker 1: I have to like, I smelled the top of them
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  Speaker 1: now because I can. Well, I've gotten cans and I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten bottles from that stand that were the top of
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  Speaker 1: the bar stinks. Really have you ever had that happen
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  Speaker 1: to you? And tell me I'm not crazy any it's happened.
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  Speaker 1: If it happens once, okay, that's an anomaly. It's happened
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  Speaker 1: multiple times where they're from the same place. No, from
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  Speaker 1: different places, but but multiple time from the same place.
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  Speaker 1: But it's happened in different places in the city. The
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  Speaker 1: top of the of the like the plastic at the
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  Speaker 1: top here smells like nasty body odor. Like, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it smells like hole. I had to, so I have to.
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  Speaker 1: I'll sniff the top of my cokes now to make
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  Speaker 1: sure it doesn't smell like hole.
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  Speaker 5: I see. I think that's that's I'd rather just not now.
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  Speaker 1: Like, no, like it ruins your coke.
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  Speaker 5: You don't not know, Well, yeah, every time you spect
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  Speaker 5: the entire can for fucking ass particles. Yeah, but if
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  Speaker 5: you like the newsflash, everything's covered in shit.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that. But it's like softly covered in ship
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  Speaker 1: it's like objectively covered in fucking body odor. If there was.
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  Speaker 5: I'm with you, Like, if if I got a coke
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  Speaker 5: and smell like shit, I would I would be enraged
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  Speaker 5: and I would not drink it.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Well, you try it, You'll take like four
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  Speaker 1: or five SIPs and you're like, maybe we'll maybe it'll
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  Speaker 1: have gone away, or you forget a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: It's so discussed. I couldn't believe it. I was like
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what happened.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't ever, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I go to that place occasionally and I'll pick up
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  Speaker 5: like and energy, but.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, they're not twisting that off in their arm pits
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  Speaker 1: before they sell it to No, not not me. I
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  Speaker 1: got a coke or PEPSI can that said. I said,
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  Speaker 1: this bottle is one hundred percent recycled, and then in
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  Speaker 1: small print below it except for this label and the cap. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's not at all. Why the fuck would they say that? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's just not how the definition of advertising infuriating? Where
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  Speaker 1: are you about to head out to today?
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  Speaker 6: Out? Fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so nice out.
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  Speaker 5: I woke up at what time you wake up this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Six something in the sixes?
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  Speaker 5: Earlies are the lates, mids, the mids mid six not bad,
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  Speaker 5: not bad, solid hour, yeah, really nice hour.
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  Speaker 1: The darkest hour, no alarm. Yeah, before it was darkest,
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  Speaker 1: because it was before the dawn, darkest before the dawn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got up, made two bottles, put the fucking whatever the
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  Speaker 1: pediatrician says to put in some iron supplements. The one
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  Speaker 1: away stirred in the fucking explode to my baby's bottles
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  Speaker 1: made put out the dog food just fucking churning. It's
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  Speaker 1: insane when you have kids that you just have to
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  Speaker 1: wake up and start to chor chores before your eyes
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  Speaker 1: are you were just grinding this. We had a different mornings. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what was yours mine?
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  Speaker 5: I woke up, cleaned up a little bit, okay, showered similar,
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  Speaker 5: and then I was like, well, we got a record
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  Speaker 5: early and then I got I got all done, everything,
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  Speaker 5: pet bags packed ready to go, and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I have an hour and a half until I have
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  Speaker 5: to be there, and then I just played.
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  Speaker 1: Games, playing video games in the morning. Is it was?
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  Speaker 6: It was?
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  Speaker 5: Honestly, it was one of the better sessions I've had.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like you're stealing. Yeah, yeah, it feels like it.
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  Speaker 5: Felt wrong, which made it feel good.
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  Speaker 1: Firing up a Madden session before the working man has
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  Speaker 1: hit the office chair.
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  Speaker 5: I dropped a six k D before eight A really yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're probably playing against people on the other side
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  Speaker 1: of the world who are just like going to bed.
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  Speaker 5: Either that or it's like other people. I I was
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  Speaker 5: curious because I found I was like, I found a
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  Speaker 5: game immediately, so I was like, I wonder who I
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  Speaker 5: am playing. I wonder if it's other people right now
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  Speaker 5: who are like, I got some time to kill before work,
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  Speaker 5: because it's like the last day of the beta.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I did it.
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  Speaker 5: Because I was like, I'm not gonna able to play
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  Speaker 5: it again, so I was like maybe when we get
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  Speaker 5: my own, get my last session. But I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if it's other people who like are about
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: to go to work and they're like, I got to
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  Speaker 5: get let me at a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Games, or if it's just somebody in Australia, or it could.
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  Speaker 5: Just be someone in Australia. But typically you're all you're
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  Speaker 5: connected through the server based on like where you.
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  Speaker 1: Are proximity a little bit. Why so the racial terms
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  Speaker 1: hit the same, so the slurs are apropos.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how strict it is. Like I know
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  Speaker 5: it's different because like if I play with Mook and
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  Speaker 5: my buddy Peters, then it's different because we're all in
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  Speaker 5: different stats. But if I'm playing by myself, I think
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  Speaker 5: typically you'd be connected to someone people closer to the
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  Speaker 5: Tri state area because of the servers, So it's like
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  Speaker 5: you're not playing on different servers.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense. I guess it's.
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  Speaker 5: Really The way that it works is really dumb, like
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  Speaker 5: in Texas, like you're you're better at the game if you.
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  Speaker 1: Play in Texas. Really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Why because they just have the best servers.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like that there's professional teams, most of them
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  Speaker 5: are based in Texas, and then there's some that are
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  Speaker 5: in like Vancouver or like Toronto, and those guys just
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  Speaker 5: get smacked online.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why everyone was moving to Austin? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, for the pink Yeah, I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Rogan moved to Austin to play Diabolo.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so him and muskeet squad up on Diablo for.
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  Speaker 1: It must Gillison Hinchcliffe Diablo four together.
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  Speaker 5: I thought about downloading Diablo the other day just to
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  Speaker 5: be like there either because I wanted to see how
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: hard it was.
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  Speaker 1: But then I was like, I don't know, it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be really hard.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's supposed to be that hard. But
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: Elon Musk is supposed to be like the top top
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  Speaker 5: twenty player in the world. It was not debunked, but
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: it's been The theory is that he paid someone to
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: boost his account, because there's no way there's no world
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  Speaker 5: in which like there's rankings in like most competitive games,
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  Speaker 5: like where there's like a list of like the top
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  Speaker 5: two hundred, the top fifty, shit like that. To be
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  Speaker 5: on that list, you have to be playing the game
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  Speaker 5: like ten hours a day, every single day, or else
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  Speaker 5: you'll just get bumped off because it's changing constantly.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like Elon Musk he when he was claiming
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  Speaker 5: that he is one of the best diabolo players in
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  Speaker 5: the world, he was also like pretty much the president
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  Speaker 5: of the United States and running Tesla and all the
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: other shit that he does. So it's like, where was
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  Speaker 5: he squeezing in?
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  Speaker 1: But what does he do? What does he actually do though,
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  Speaker 1: other than demand stuff of other people? I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you what he doesn't do. And it's played for ten
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  Speaker 1: hours a day. You don't think that there's a chance
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  Speaker 1: he's just a genius multitasker. No, he's just locked in
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  Speaker 1: and that's how he can. Like you know how sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you're like when you're working on something, you're like better,
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  Speaker 1: like like how you can write better while you're on
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  Speaker 1: a walk, Like maybe he can run Tesla better while
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  Speaker 1: he's fucking he's playing Diablo, crushing Diablo for ten hours, no.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking shot, no shot. I've never even played Diablo, but
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  Speaker 5: I could beat him in it. Really, I don't even
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: know how to play it.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Run dot com next week against Harry and Diablo one
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: v one.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Francis should get Black Ops seven. We should want to
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: be one in that. I know I really wanted one
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: v one him in a game again, but it's like,
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know what else there is to do because
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: cod I'll be slee then I just have.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: The You just get a spread, get a spread, yeah,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: like like give him points.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't hate that.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the old old one or like the most
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: recent street Fighter, because most recent I feel like there's
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: way more combinations.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there definitely is Mortal Kombat. You ever play Mortal Kombat? Yeah,
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Mortal Kombat's so fucking fun or.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Some kind of arcade ship.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: So I said Smash, I said Smash.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Smash would be sick, yeah, because Smash is like he's
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: technically proficient of video games but doesn't play them a lot.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: You play them a lot, but you suck at them.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: It's like the perfect Bounce.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Six kd bro this morning.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: You need to play In that photo for proof, there
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: is a lot of did you. Yeah, there is a
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: lot of people who say that you should be like
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: tackling your your hardest task as soon as you wake up. Yeah,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I could see that. I did feel very Uh.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I did feel a little sleepy on the sticks, though,
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: I will say until that third game.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Well, you had that and you should have cracked it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I was waiting to get my morning Phoenix in
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: I don't do it thing, but but I ran out
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: at home, so I had to wait till I got
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: to the office.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I was mixing the way with the Phoenix for my
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: babies this morning.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: The bar stool away, that's the barstool away, Whitney's way,
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: b stoo away, the Chicklet's way.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, Oh fucking I mean I would definitely be
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: mixing that in. I get two scoops whenever I go
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: to Pliabowl, I'll get two scoops of protein.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Fablel is easily the top smoothie place in New York
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: City right now.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's not and it's not close. What do
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: you get anything? I get the booster. It's got like
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: spear lean.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know what spear lying is either. But it's
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: in every fucking smoothie now.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: But and it sounds like some kind of like witch
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: is brused.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: I avoid it. I just know it's gonna give me
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: the worst diarrhea.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, it's it's the opposite spear. What's it called
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Spirollina speir Allina. It sounds like that away from me,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: it sounds like an off brand Disney Prince.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Is it in Phoenix, then I don't want it in Phoenix,
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: then I don't want it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It might be. Honestly, you need to read the fine
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: and great. Actually there's no there's no hidden ingredients in Phoenix.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Spear a lean two hundred and fifty percent
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: of your days of your day's.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Worth, its spire Allina. And there's also almond butter in
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: the one that I get.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: You know what they also do that's creat is their
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: avocado toast.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Oh really, fire really.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Like the just none of none of the fancy shit,
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: just a traditional avocado toast with some sea salt and
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: some like pepper and some good seasonings.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: That's nice. It's exactly what you're looking for.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: The place, there's a place in New York called Cafe
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Guiton I think the original one is on Mott Street,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: and then there's also one in Vinegar Hill, and they
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: claim to have invented avocado toast. That cannot be true.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know I could see it I invented it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: How long has avocado toasts been around?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I think this place opened in nineteen eighty five.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, checks out, you thinks so I think it started
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: in eighty five.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: That makes sense to you. You don't think someone on
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: like a French farm came up with it first, or
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I think avocado toast is an American or then on an
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: American farm. Where's where avocados from? My Ethiopian boy was
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: like talking for years about starting an avocado farm back
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: in Theopia. Really yeah, but I don't know where. I
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: don't know where avocado's native environment is. I don't either,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: but one of God's most mysterious Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: I would assume not America.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, there's like there's nothing else like them. No,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: They're made of like hard slime and they have like
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: a fucking tennis ball in the middle. I know they
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: have a in the middle of them. What the fuck
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: was God on when he made the avocado? It's mostly
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: pitt Yeah, yeah, it's fucking it's it's kind of like
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: the Platypus of fruits big time. It doesn't make a
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: fucking lick of sense, but somehow, like I don't know,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: we're going to town on avocados. They're nice.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: I love them. I mean I love an avocado toast.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: No better way to start the day some cod, Yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: a little cod cod avocado toast.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: But there's there's there's also like that, there's bad avocado.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I don't like the avocado toast where it's like it's
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: covered it. There's a sandwich on top of the avocado toast.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Whenever they put a fucking jiggly egg that when you
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: cut into it volcanoes out. That's not I'm looking for
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: a clean gast bite. I'm not trying to be you
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: just destroying toast. Yeah, I don't want some fucking spooge
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: on my chin.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, you want you just want the avocado.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: And the toast. Just give it to me straight tomatoes
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: on top.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: What are we doing?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: That's that's a belt, basic.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Full pieces of lettuce.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: There's leaves hanging off with my fucking toast. That's not
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: what we need. That's not futuristic. I just I like
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: the idea of avocado toast. I didn't take you for
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: an avocado toast man, big time, easy to get down, healthy,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: healthy fats, the carbs go for your tummy.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Great for the tummy. Yeah, they sets the tone for
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: the day.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: They said to go for babies too. It's like one
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: of their first foods avocado. Yeah, I like babies would
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: hate avocado. I don't even know what the fuck they were,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: so I don't know what they're into.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: And the Year of Francis has come to an end.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: We've been going for like ten minutes.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're good, brother.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: I am apologized.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: However, avocado's for the last five Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: However, uh, I've never been more not responsible for why
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: I was like, no, I believe you. I was in
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: a subway that got stuck. Yeah, like I was ten
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: yards from the next station. Yeah, we stopped because of
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: the of a car in front of us, like a
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: subway in FI. Yeah, so I had the ability to tack.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: You're near the station, that's nice, but uh, we didn't
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: move for eighteen minutes.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking insane. That one is.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: I thought about it.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Situation.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: It's like, what can you fucking do?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Donnie did that.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: He opened the door broke free.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: For there was something we were doing here. We had
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: a race, No it was it was it barstool idol.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: It was something like we had some event here and
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: he was like in a tux and he had to
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: jump off the train and run through.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I could see Donnie doing some dumb like that, sprinting
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: down a track. Hey, that's brute.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: At least you got at least you got stuck near
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: where they have service.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: That was the one saving grace so that I could
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: communicate to you guys where the fuck I was. But, like,
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: I don't, to be honest with you, this is another
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: situation where I'm like, how the fuck is New York
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: City considered like a first world city?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, if you get forgetting underground, Like, if you
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: go underground your base, living among.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: The rats, you're you're throwing your you know, yes, your
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: punctuality into an absolute. However, uh, I was too tired
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: to city bike in this morning? All good, which is
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: I haven't I haven't not city bike.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: You've never heard of you being too tired to do anything.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: I'm us. I was texting you guys at three am,
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: three am, yeah, even three thirty.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I was sound asleep.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I was looking to you for comfort at
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: that hour.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I was out like a light, snoring somewhere out there.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It was like five WLL goes west. You're like under
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the same moon right now.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: I'm hot man somewhere out from the subway.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: I rely on you in the witching hours of night.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: To Yeah, I were liable up to like around maybe
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: two one thirty, but three thirty you'd have to catch
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: me on like a late.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: We He said he woke up at seven to play
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: a cod this morning.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't wake up at I see that now,
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: you guys see what I'm dealing with all time twisting
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: of the words. I woke up at seven to get ready.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: For work, happened to have enough time to play a
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: couple of games.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Why'd you wake up so early for work?
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Because I didn't want to be late, And then I
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: still was and we all were actually.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: But like seventy. I mean, I'm just curious you needed
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: three hours to get ready for work.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to rush. That's girl time here to
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: do your makeup. I did.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I had to do a bunch of shit before I left,
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: and I didn't want to rush, I see. So I
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: was like, I'm just gonna leave myself plenty of.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Time, fair enough, And you did your shit and I
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: did my shit and had time to play games. What
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the fuck were you doing out at three am?
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: Dude? It's just one of those nights that got away
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: from me. I mean, this is the type of thing
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: that used to happen when I was like twenty three. Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Well that's nice then.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Uh kinda, except that when you realize it's a Monday,
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: You're like, my life is out of order and I
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: need to I need to like find religion, give up
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: alcohol for sure, and commit myself to a purpose.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: It's because you had such a late spot though, that's
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: when it that's when the trouble happens.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: It totally fucked me up because.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Then you're out and you're like, well, I'm already out.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: I went to bed, Jeff Ross dropped in and bumped me.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: So I went on at General Yeah, I went on
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: at one oh five am.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane for a Monday.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: And then I had two friends that were at the show,
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: and Jeff Ross and David Tell did their thing at
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: the end, So then that stretched the show till like one,
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: so I had to wait for them and then we
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: kind of just like they were like, let's get a drink.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: And I was like, at two am on a Monday.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: But if hotel's going to break sobriety, you gotta do.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: It exactly exactly. Okay, we'll go get a cold bro
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: tall cold brew.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: So you were drinking? Did you drink before your set? Not? No,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: like a cocktail.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: I mean I went to the to a uh that
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: place where rules with them for like a minute. I'm
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: fucking beat, dude. I'm sorry. I mean, you know what,
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: I'll be fine, don't you worry. Let me also say
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: let me also say uh that I with the uh
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: you know, support of these two guys, reached out to
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: our uh sales team here to you know, speak on
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: behalf of you guys about the ads that were heavy
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: on the YouTube. And I'm pretty sure they cranked them back.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: And I haven't heard fucking shit from you people. Okay,
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: you can't have it both ways. If you're gonna be
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: furious and complain about there being too many ads, then
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: when we do the work to get them cranked back,
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: I need a little. Wow, it's a little it's a
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: little less ad heavy right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: It goes unnoticed because they then they just find something else.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Something, What the fuck people, we heard and we acted
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: on your behalf and now nothing.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: It's like an offensive lineman. They only like, they'll only
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: talk about you if you do a bad job. You know,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: of course they're not going to give you the credit
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: if you do a good job. Unfortunately, but you did beyond.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Mister Will Campbell, and you shut down Joey Boza Boza
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: for a full night.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Will Campbell's been eh. I mean they should have drafted
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: armand Membu. If we're really talking Will Campbell's gonna be
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: He's not as good as armand Membu, the guy who's
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: drafted after him by the Jets.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: He's literally better than him.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: You don't know ball Son, I do sad to say
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I do. She watches Uh, there's a reason he's a
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Jet and not a Patriot. Let's say that. Yeah, anyway, Francis, you.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: Guys couldn't have done this. In the twenty minutes that
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: I wasn't here, we actually talked about avocados, the one
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: thing I would have wanted to talk about.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: No, no better than that. We were talking about avocados,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: which started at Cafe Guiton on my street where you
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: used to live? Did you where did you used to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: live on.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Mott, directly next to Kafe Geten. Did you know that
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: whatever the fuck?
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Did you know that Avocado's toast became the thing?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: There?
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: Is that true? That place is It's like the Moroccan
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: restaurant or whatever French I have no clue. Yes, dude,
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: there used to be a there, used to be a server, there,
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: a waitress, And I remember every time I saw her,
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: I thought, that is one of the most beautiful human
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: beings I've ever seen. She left her job because she
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: ended up marrying Jack White, the lead singer of the
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: White Stripes. Jesus who I'm pretty sure and I could
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: be making this part up met her while he was
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: eating avocado toast at that restaurant.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Olivia Jean is her name.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Let me see.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: No, this can't be her American singer.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: No, God, no, that's not who it was. So maybe
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: it was another member of the White Stripes. I don't know.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: This is one of those cool fucking stories that might
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: not have any truth at all to it. Let me see.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: The White Stripes.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: I haven't listened to the stripes in a minute. What
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: are some of their heaters seven Nation Army?
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Of course no, Meg White is the.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Oh Meg White is the woman, but they do. I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: mean they hire these like natural French beauties there.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this woman was breathtaking. None of this seems right.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Something, something's off.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: I've been at a I've been for twenty four hours now.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: I've had to fart consistently and it's just it's not
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: going away, and it's not like it no matter how
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: much I fart, there's more to come. So how do
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: you do? What do you do about that?
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: Can I? Can I tell you something? Sure? I don't
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: even want to talk about this because you're refuse to
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: do anything about your diet. Continue to complain, No.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: No, I won't night. I don't eat a knight anymore.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Dude, As of yesterday.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: We all know, we all know why you have stomach problems,
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: and then you continue to complain as if it's a mystery.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: It is, it's not.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: But there's so many other people who eat like me
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: or worse than me, and they're like and they just
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: walk around fine.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You know it could be part of your it could
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: be your anxiety that's also contributing to this.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I don't have anxiety. Okay, now I know what that is.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: You don't even when I have anxiety, it's not farts.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: It's just I'm just spraying shit every time. I like,
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: if I'm headlining a show, five minutes before the show,
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: I'm in the bathroom.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: I get the piece, as John Fidelberg once told me
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: once said, I get the peas. I don't have the
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: thirty seconds.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: You know what calms that down? Chewing gum, And like
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: there's an animal instinct that like when you chew gum,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: it releases the hormones in your body that think you're
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: eating a meal, which is like a natural relaxing Uh.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: That activates your digestive system.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: That's really interesting. Uh. There was an Instagram post that
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: flashed across my feed today that was eight Japanese terms
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: that don't exist in English, but we all know what
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: they mean. And one of them was some term that meant,
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: uh eating not because you're hungry.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Cuchie sabechie. We talked about this, Oh yeah, because we're bored. Yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Kuchi sabishie. I've been having the worst couchie subeschie every
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Sunday cuchi sabecie.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: I know that to be when you line up six
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: vaginas in a row and you go down on each
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: of them only a tiny bit of what sabi.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: For taste and a ginger in the asshole.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: To cleanse the palate in between bites.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get rid of the kuchi sabecie in
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: my life. Drinking water can help with that. Water has
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: been game changer. Phoenix has been game changer.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: You know what the appetite if instead of ripping your
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: six foot bong every forty minutes, what you didn't?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I don't do that ever, Oh oh it's seven feet.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: I don't have a bong unless it was a hammy
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: down from you.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: The famed Nikki Glazer that's in the barstool museum. We
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: need to get a bar stool Nicky Blazer. And when
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: when Dave becomes president, there's going to be like a
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Times Square eminem Store barstool museum where they have like
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the high Noon can that almost killed Big Tea and
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: ship they still have or did know? Do we sell that?
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: They auctioned it on what not what not?
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so funny.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I think I think they sold it for like a lot.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Did you see that Dave just bought a new house
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: for twenty dollars?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Solid?
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: How does that make you feel about asking.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: For a raise that doesn't mean anything to me?
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: Really? You don't connect those two thoughts.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: People that say that. When people are like Dave just
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: bet my salary, it's like, well, it's his money.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: No, right, of course, I know. Yeah, But I do
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: think that there is a phenomenon, unfortunately, that I've seen
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: quite a lot in my life where when you have
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: a friend or someone you know who ends up making
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: a ton of money, people start to wonder when you
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: go out to dinner with them or like whatever, like
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: why aren't you covering this? Yeah? Or like why am i?
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Why am i? Which is an extension of the thought
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: of like why am I not entitled some portion of
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: what you've made and that you're saying you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Want a slice?
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: People people automatically assume that if they were the ones
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: in that position, that they would become more generous, and therefore,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: why is this person? I have a lot of friends
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: like this, meaning I have friends who've become very successful,
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: and I have friends who when we go out with
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: them kind of wonder like, why isn't this person, yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: covering everything? Yeah, And I think that you have to
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: remind yourself exactly what you just which is that it's
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: still your money. You that person still abides by the
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: same philosophies that bonded the friendship in the beginning, Yeah,
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: which are like, we're all equal. If that person started
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: to like pay for everything, then that kind of changes
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: the whole.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Friendship dynamic completely structure.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but what's got one friend that you like can't
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: shit on because you're like, well, you know, well, so
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: it'll be dead if.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: It wasn't for him. Well, now you're explaining barstool, Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: I mean I guess, like Dave could just throw us
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: all a mill and it wouldn't really hurt him too much.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: How many people work at the company probably three hundred.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that could hurt that would that would break the bank,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: That would hurt him. That would be take a couple
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: of us give a mill. He should do like a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: one year, like like ten people get a milk way, Yeah,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: every year, that'd be nice. I mean we're losing ten
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: million year, Like why not just put it right in
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the pocket so that.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Like he could give me a mil on nothing. He
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: wouldn't change his life, would change my mind.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: So there you go. That's the thought right there.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: That's the thought for sure. I mean everyone has that thought.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Though, It's like, why is he must not solving world hunger?
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Isn't that socialism?
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know what it is, but I know that
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: the world hunger thing is crazy.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: That's a different tax the rich.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: It's taxed the rich. It's like, why are we not
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: making them give away more since they have more to give? Yeah,
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: but like you're just aocing your way right now through life?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Woww yeah you are yeah. Wow.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: Every once in a while you really show that blue streak.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: You've got it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I see, Martin Lawrence, you said, you said, how did
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: you feel about Dave's Dave's house?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: And I said, I don't give a fuck, it's not
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: my money.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: But then you came around to like, oh, I mean.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: If he's throwing around a mill, I'll take it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Defund the police.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: See, we literally talked about that before you got here
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: with no I said, telling you about calling nine to
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: one one and said that I was a cab and
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I said, well, not towards paramedics.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Also I'm on a cab.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: What's a cab?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: All cops are bastards.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, I've never heard of that, did you?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Were you asleep for our twelve of twenty twenty.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: No, I just stayed off of Discord. They weren't saying
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: it in disc I wasn't on four chan, dis I
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: were saying on the police all all cops are beautiful. Yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Four Chan was using Pepe the Frog to start anti Antifa.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: I was biking home at three twenty am or three
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: point fifteen, and I'll tell you what, New York gets
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: a little spooky at that hour on a Monday. On
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: a Monday, nothing's open. The streets are absolutely empty, empty
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: of course. And I came down across Canal Street to
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: get to the I mean, you can go completely on
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: the wrong side of traffic. You can bike wherever you want. Oh.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: I did that a little bit yesterday.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: And I was biking on the sidewalk like just to
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: just to celebrate it a little bit. And I came
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: through a stop sign or whatever, and there was a
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: car and it was one of those unmarked police cars.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: And inside the unmarked police car on the passenger side
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: was this Asian guy wearing a hoodie with his hood up,
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: and then in the driver's seat was a guy in
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: full like camo bulletproof vest like had gear on. Yeah, Ira,
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: I was like, what are these two up to? Yeah?
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Are they about to like end Chinatown? What are they doing?
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Unmarked police car? Fucking I was excited. I wanted to
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: know very much what they were doing. I think there's
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: some cool shit happening at that hour.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Probably how can you tell it was a police.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Car because of the guy in the cop car? And
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: then as I looked closer, it was the typical unmarked
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: police car. I don't know what type it is, but
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: like for Crown Vic usually no, a newer Ford of
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: some kind. Yeah, but I can't remember exactly what it was.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: It's gone down almost like an Impala, Chevy and Paula
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: maybe something like that.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Pick on those Yeah, that's sick. That is a nice
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: It's nice to be out when nobody's awake. You kind
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: of feel a new ownership of the city.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: I felt. I felt, yes, like I could see myself
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: going down this path becoming a night out in the
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: streets clean.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, taxi driver.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: That's when you do that's when you do your best work.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, taxi driver killed, killed innocent people. He was keeping
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: the streets clean. No, I think Batman's keeping the streets
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: clean someone taxi driver streets Daredevil or who is that?
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: No?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Deadpool? No? Who am I thinking of? Who kin the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: streets clean? Yeah? I guess Batman. I guess Batman. I
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: could see you being a Batman. I mean, oh, I
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: could definitely see it now.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't want to wear the suit because
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: I want people to know you.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Could wear the suit and just not wear the mask.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: I don't think I'm getting on Rogan if I wear
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: the suit.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Why don't you go with more of like a green
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: lantern mask, like just just dogs?
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: You?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we understand.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Or you have to have like a you have to
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: have like a calling card like the Joker. What would
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: yours be? It's crazy they've never cast a red headed Batman.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think that it would like ruin things if
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: like they unmasked Batman.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: They're like, oh, probably, Yeah, he's not a dark night.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Light night, that's that's dawn. Yeah, it's an orange orange morning.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: How long can you be here? Tell I'm enjoying this?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Oh really? Yeah, shoot.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: All good.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: I'm enjoying talking to you. I had something to talk
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: to you about, but I can't remember what it is now.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: I'm fucking delirious.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Are you going to go home after this?
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: I want to have some stuff I need to do.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: In the office. Yeah, oh, we have that merch meeting.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Got some shitty need to handle, and then you have
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: that what else you have?
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: I'm going to film something. I think I'm gonna film
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: myself doing, especially a crawfish boil.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, yeah, little crawfish boil. Fuck. You have some crawdads.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't even know how to eat them.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I think you rip the head off, that's it and suck. Yeah, Okay,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's is it? Is? There a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: lot of like meat in there, that's what it's mostly?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Four hundred of them.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I'm going to get four hundred. Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Put the newspapers down across the desk and just ruined.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: Tommy smokes. You should always shoot it at his desk.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: It's way funnier, and when he comes back it smells.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to leave a stench for sure. No,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I think people can't even tell everybody's desks are so
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: fucking disgusting and dirty. Why don't you come back and
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: sit over in that area. We could use a guy
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: like you.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: I could use that too.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Sash was telling me such a funny story about Bo
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: yesterday that he refuses to tell on the podcast while
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: we were just hanging out sitting in that area, and
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, we could really use Francis sized
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: man over here. It was a great story. What's the
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: story I mustn't tell? Oh no, not my place to tell.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: It will get told eventually. There's like a little about
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: it that's like it'll be told.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's nothing bad. It's a hilarious I'll tell you after.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: It's hilarious story.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: Why would you keep that from these lovely people.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Because it's not my story.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I can't. It's Bose stories.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Tell it and you're telling it out of school. Well yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: you're telling it anyway, just to a smaller group of people.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: And much smaller group of people. One. It was so
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: damn funny. It was like, this is great pod fodder.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: It is great.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: But yeah, no, too soon, too soon to tell. I'll
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: tell it maybe next week. I'll take it. Permission.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I need him to approve this morning. I was trying
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: to learn about Tasmania for a while. The devil, yea
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a little bit, but those those creatures aren't even that interesting,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Like Tasmanian devils are like little fucking rodents Tasmania. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: was learning about Austrian Christmas, and I was learning about
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Heinrich Himmler. I was really trying to do as much
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: learning as possible.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: Wow, that's very that was this morning. Fields of sad morning.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a long morning. Just trying to bounce
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: around and learn as much as possible, just studying all morning.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get right with my boys, makes sense,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: just trying to bring something.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: I want to tell us about what you what you
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: found or one that you found the most interesting.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: That that Heinrich Himler had like very similar tummy problems
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: as SaaS.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: That I can see that. And Heinrich Himler was the
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: head of the SS.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: He was Hitler's Yeah, if they say if Heinrich Himmler
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: was in charge, that everything would have gotten done.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: Oh you know what I mean. He's an efficient man
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: because because they were so inefficient.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: The German the inefficient Germans were they like running behind
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: schedule we have Jews, like when when.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: It was all said and done, they weren't satisfied.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Hitler was just trying to fucking Hitler was
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: trying to be Hitler was in it for Hitler. Heinrich
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Hitler was in it for like he was the cause. Yeah,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: he was just trying to do it in the cause.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: But that's why I was saying, like the anxiety stuff
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: with your tell me because I was just comparing you
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Torik Himler.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Interesting is he and he's not a Jew? No, God,
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: it sounds like he might have been a Jew. I
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: think he was a secret.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Jew and as self loathing a self Jew. Yeah, it
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: was a good time. And he's and he's deflecting by
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: killing them all. Yeah, well because because then he could
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: he's like Highland or he could there's only one exactly
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: one Jew left.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Do you guys think that we, as a Maryormerricans
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: are held back from potentially coalescing around one common source
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: of pride or ideology. I guess as a result of
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: lack lacking sort of national pride, meaning you know, we
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: don't call America the motherland so many other countries it's
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: like mother Russia. Yeah, like we want to restore the
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: great dignity of this wonderful empire. Blah blah blah blah,
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: like all these you know, looking back, feeling wronged by
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: you know, the way that things shook out twenty years
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: ago as a result of some treaty or something. Yeah,
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: and wanting to like rebrit you know, reincorporate, like I mean,
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: we've got all our land.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh well, it's because I think it's because
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: like the two systems we have in place don't allow
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: that because they're at war with each other, Democrats and Republicans.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: But I think there is a system that does allow that,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and it's professional wrestling. And our guy was supposed to
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: be the rock until he got skinny, Like he was
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: the one American that everybody like wants to get behind
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: that everybody feels like they can like love, like he
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: could restore everything.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: He was up there. Yeah, you're you're not wrong about that.
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: I just wonder, Okay, So historically, when governments, I feel
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: like have wanted to restore a common sense of national pride,
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: a lot of the time they have created like a games. Right,
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Like what if we did like an American games? I
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: would fun with that for sure.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: So like home team Olympics only Yeah, like all the
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: states that would be sick the states.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: You can't do that.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: That's gonna maybe like regions.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: Maine's not going to compete in anything like New England.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: But if Maine gets a win, that's like Jamaica having
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: a bobsled team, you know what I mean, it'll be
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: amazing for Maine pride.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Also, why would Maine not do any thing?
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: We just don't have that many people.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like their Wyoming has no one I know,
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: but they'll find people. It's all about finding.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: I think California is going to dominate, and and you
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: know Texas, the heavily populated states are going to dominate
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: all the warm weather sports probably.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: You know those Florida boys are going to be running.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then what are we going to do, like
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: like cross country skiing? I don't know. I don't even
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: want that in the Games.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I never even considered the idea of a local local games.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Haven't been either an American game.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: We don't need like to be competing against China. No, no,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: let's keep it at home exactly. It would be more
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I would I would be more willing to watch if
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: it was just America.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: In Gladiator they uh, you know the guy who kills
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: his dad the caesar right in the first Gladiator King,
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: It's it's Joaquin Phoenix chokes his dad out and then
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: becomes Caesar whatever. And he, in order to almost distract
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: the population from the disunity of government, he creates like
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: one hundred days of games of gladiatorial games.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: We need a festival, yeah, and not fucking bonnaru. We
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: need like one. We need a good festival. Why is
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: he there?
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Like yeah, like like what about like just like the
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: New York Marathon, but instead it's the games, The New York.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Games state vers state is nice though.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we're just kind of coming we're just
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: describing sports. H But what if like New York faced
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: off against Boston in some way.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And I think that's what it used to be, like.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: Games a year.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: No, but you're not getting it. No, But what if LA,
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: What if they came to New York?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Well, like LA is too big, they have two teams. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: New York can have two teams too.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: It would almost be that you'd have to create sports
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: that don't exist yet, and you would put each state's
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: best athletes into that and say like, okay, you pick
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: up that fucking lance. Yeah, and we'll put Lebron against
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: you know, this guy in this thing and see how
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: I fuck with it with it I got.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Run though, trying to globalize it as trash. You guys
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: continue on this journey.
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: Damn it, dude, I'm sad to see you go. I
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: was enjoying time.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely bullshit that is leaving us.
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• 56:44
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  Speaker 1: I used to want to do that so I could
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  Speaker 1: on the same page. Yeah, has told you and I
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: specifically that, and we try to relay it to SaaS
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  Speaker 6: It's Harry is like a human version of a Escher painting.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you try to go up the stairs and you're
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: at floor one.
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  Speaker 6: You kind of just walk in these circles that never
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: go anywhere. But the other thing then I was like,
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• 57:38
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• 57:44
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• 58:04
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• 58:06
  Speaker 1: you're saying that you would have an answer for that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: I would have responded to that.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Alas that is why the boy tortures us. So but
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I think that you were equally tortured last night. And
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the fact that New York does not have third spaces?
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: What are third spaces?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Like how most societies at least used to have a
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: space where it's not your work and it's not home,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: but it's another place where people can congregate.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of clubs or something like.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Clubs, or like libraries, or like half A's or just
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: like natural third spaces where you can congregate without feeling
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: like you're loitering, or a bar where you have to
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: get shit faced exactly.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: That is exactly the problem. You spend enough time trying
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: to figure out what to do in New York can
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: ultimately all roads lead to alcohol boozing, and it's really
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: fucking expensive. And unhealthy, and I'm tired of it. Not
• 59:02
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• 59:05
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• 59:07
  Speaker 6: what do they do?
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: They go to bed early. They're like on East Coast time,
• 59:11
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• 59:25
  Speaker 1: New there's a new place that opened in Dumbo and
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: it's a board game room.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: That's cool. That's cool, but I don't know if I
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: can add more friends.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the people who are in there, I think
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: aren't exactly like who you'd be, like, that's a cool
• 59:42
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• 59:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're probably right about that.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Which is I mean to me that I don't I
• 59:51
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• 59:54
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• 1:00:01
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• 1:00:04
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• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Goals personally or professionally?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: How about anything?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Uh? I am trying to set off on a path
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• 1:00:27
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• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: How do you plan to achieve that?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I think you just have to figure out the things
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• 1:00:36
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  Speaker 6: No, they're not ready for books.
• 1:00:41
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• 1:00:43
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• 1:00:46
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• 1:00:50
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• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: I trying.
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• 1:00:54
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• 1:00:58
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• 1:01:01
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• 1:01:05
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• 1:01:06
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• 1:01:15
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• 1:01:25
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• 1:01:36
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• 1:01:46
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• 1:01:48
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• 1:01:51
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• 1:01:54
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• 1:01:57
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• 1:02:02
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• 1:02:06
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• 1:02:06
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• 1:02:12
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• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: And I haven't seen all that, but I know that
• 1:02:16
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• 1:02:20
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• 1:02:29
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• 1:02:32
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• 1:02:38
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• 1:02:44
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• 1:02:45
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• 1:02:51
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• 1:02:57
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• 1:03:01
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• 1:03:02
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• 1:03:06
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• 1:03:11
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• 1:03:38
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• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:43
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• 1:03:46
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• 1:03:51
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• 1:05:17
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  Speaker 1: like an idiot, but I think that there's they have
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: fentanyl and hospitals you can like get fentanyl like like
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: like as a painkiller that the doctors will give you.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I think they give it to fucking like pregnant ladies
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: and shit.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: Is it not a synthesized drug out of China.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I think that China also probably makes their own version
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: of it, sends it to Mexico and that gets brought
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: up through the.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: Or is it from Mexico.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Well, it's from China to Mexico to the US.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: Is it an opiate?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I don't I think so, but I don't know. I've
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: never tried fentanyl, and I don't know much about it.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: That kind of came onto the scene after I right
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: finished enjoying drugs, which I'm happy for. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: mean I feel like people I hear people say, like,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: you have to be a fucking idiot to do cocaine
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: these days.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: Really because it's got fencanyl in it.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's fentanyl. I think it's just
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: all kinds of wacky shit.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: When I see that guy on Ninth Street and he's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: shooting something into his elbow, what's he shooting.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: My guess is heroin or something adjacent to heroin?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: What are what is adjacent to heroin.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I don't see. I think we're over my pay grade.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm wondering. Has the game changed. It seems
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: like the game has changed.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I think so. I mean, I've heard crackheads say that,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: like you can't even like you can't get crack like
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: that anymore, like cracks cracks done. Really, I saw a
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: video of a crackhead be like she's like she was
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: like clean as fuck. She's like, there's just no more
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: crack out there. So I got to get I said
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: it to you, Tyler. I was gonna play it on
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: roun dot com the one day. It's like there's just
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: like not any more crack out there, she's like, and
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: she's like, good to go. She was like, I could
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: put a lawnmower motor inside of your car and start it.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Back in my day, like crackheads could fucking make shit happen,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: and fucking now it's just like it's it's not like
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: that anymore, and everybody's just fucking.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: Like on the Yeah, well, that's what caused the immigration
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: issue in this country, is that white people stopped wanting
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: to put lawnmower things in cars because crack dried up.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: So we had to import all the people who would
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: be willing to do those jobs.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Right, and there's just like happy Mexican dudes who who
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: will do it, just like for the love of the game.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: They just get a couple serveses and they'll fucking do
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: it themselves.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: They're not twitching to uh earn their rock.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Can I give you some of my goals for the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Son of a Boy Dad podcast?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: Oh? Yes, sure?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Or do you have more questions about the fence and all?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: No? No, I think going back your way is probably
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: in the best.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: I don't mind talking about it, but I am also
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start exposing myself in that I don't
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fair, Okay, Yeah, so goals, let's talk. Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: I want to do six events over the next calendar
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: year where me, you and Harry do something.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: Wow. I love it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Six events and here I also want to do twelve
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: episodes that contain a high profile guest nice one a month, wow,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: so once every other month doing something like that. And
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I'd like to do three merch drops. And goal wise,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I would like to get our YouTube viewers to get
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: to a point where we're constantly getting fifty thousand views
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: on an episode and maybe twenty thousand more subscribers on YouTube,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: which I think could be pushed by these six events.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: This is very concrete goals. Almost sounds as if you've
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: had this conversation with someone who matters.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: No I literally just thought of them when you ask
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: what your goals are.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: That's pretty good.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I like that I thought of them right now. But
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I think that's all realistic stuff.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: I do too.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I also think that we're just gonna have to me
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: and you do it and just tell Harry it's happening.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: Here's the thing. He shows up when you give him
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: a hard date.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I know, and it's just he would want to contribute
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: to any of the planning, so we're just gonna have
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: to plan it without him. But I also think, can
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I be critical of you and Harry for one second?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: Absolutely?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I think that for two guys who know so many comedians,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I think that behind closed doors, you guys are critical
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: enough of enough comedians where it's hard for all three
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: of us to be on the same page of being like,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: let's just have that, let's have that personal because we
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: all think they're funny. And I think that we should
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: have people on regardless.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I think that's totally fair. In truth, Harry
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: is more plugged into the comedy scene than I am.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows who who. But I think that means
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: that he thinks less people are funny.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: No, I know, that's kind of what I'm saying. Like,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: if I don't think someone's funny, it's usually because he's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: told me that that person secretly has a joke book
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: that they found that you know in some ymca.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they pulled a lot of stone.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was written by fucking Richard Pryor himself
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: and everybody knows this. How don't you know this?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I think that throwing out some of that some
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: of that stuff out of the window, just for the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: sake of making the podcast better. Yeah, I think what
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: those are? Those are four concrete four? Did I say four?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Or five? Goals? Do I say three? Three merch shops,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: six events, twelve guests, twenty thousand subscribers and fifty fifty
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: thousand constant over at least a month of episodes?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: Dude, five goals? I'm ready. I'm I am ready and
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: willing and able. I'll throw out another idea that I
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: had which I pitched to both of you.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I think this could be one of the
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: six events. I count this as an event.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, and I wonder if we're talking about the same thing.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I don't think we are, but I'll throw
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: this out. So over Christmas we have two weeks off. Okay,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: And in listening to Ryan Rosseillo's amazing New Zealand travelogue,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: you know, we either have the option theoretically of like
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: banking a whole bunch of episodes, which obviously would become
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know how much people like that. Or I
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: was thinking that I would bring some audio recording equipment
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: just you know, kind of a whatever. I have something
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: that you could take a simple kit over there and
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: doing my own quite literal copy of what Ryan Roussillo
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: did and describing my experiences in New Zealand. It would
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: just be me. I don't know if that is something
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: people would be keen to tune into.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would take a step further. I wouldn't
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: mind if you fucking film some of your shit during
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: the day, and fucking you could either super impose the
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: video throughout or like interstitially do like narrations or something
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: like that. But I'd be so I'll be so into it.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I you know, not just because it would make less
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: work for me. I think it would be genuinely good, compelling.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I think that this is a soul searching trip.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: This is not a trip to just experience New Zealand.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: It's a trip to more deeply find myself and the
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: direction that I want to go in with my life
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: and kind of really solve a major problem that I've had,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: which is that I have a real problem with accepting
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: who I am and and like and being way too
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: self critical. And I know that this is a problem,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: and it causes me to like basically assume that, you know,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: I'm going to quit people before they can quit me,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: and keeping people at a distance. These are these are
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: patterns that I have exhibited. And uh, you know, it's
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: been told to me that it is impossible for me
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: to actually truly love anyone until I can figure out
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: how to love myself. And I'm hoping to find that
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: atop some foggy mountain. So why don't we call the
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: New Zealand.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Why don't we call the travelogue Francis learns to love Himself.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: That's great, Yeah, that's nice.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: What are we talking two episodes of it or three episodes.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I'll do however many I like to document,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: and when I'm alone and traveling, I really do. I
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: find it. You know, there's experiences that are being had
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: that are easy for me to share. But I also
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: find that knowing I will be sharing experiences causes me
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: to lean in harder to whatever I'm doing. Yeah, for
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: the story to be more present, to speak to more people,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: to venture forth, take more risks, whatever it may be.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: So should I give you the streaming backpack to bring?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: That feels like a lot.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, how about how about are you going to bring
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: a laptop?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: How about just a laptop with like a front facing
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: camera and a small microphone.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: I can do that. I could also. You mean so
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: that it's sort of live stream?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, not live, just like you film yourself on
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: the camera. And as you're saying this stuff.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: What if I brought a proper camera? Oh?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Even better, that's I mean that that'll be harder to
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: set up. But yeah, that's that's great. If you feel
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: comfortable with.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: That, I'm down for whatever. I mean, don't I just
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: put it on a tripod and wear a fucking mic
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: and get one of those little road things they're nodding. Okay, whatever,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: we'll figure it out. I mean, look, the point is,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: we do listen to the feedback from this show, and
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: I know that people The last thing many people would
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: want is me telling one long story after another. But
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: in the absence of fresh content, maybe.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: No, that's great content.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: They would be keen to hear it. I don't know.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think that it's even a question. I think
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: that that'd be amazing. But I also wouldn't mind if
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: people in the comments of this left what they think
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: our goal should be, or like attainable goals with and
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: like even like stripping the irony from the content from
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: the comment and just being like, this is genuinely what
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I think is doable over the next calendar year, because
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: we're interested in that. And as a quid pro quote
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: for us asking that, I will ask, well, I guess
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: it's not quick pro quo. I'm asking you to do
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: two things. To leave that and just subscribe up to this.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're watching this show regularly on YouTube and
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: you haven't hit the subscribe button, that would be a
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: nice thing, because those numbers matter to those who matter
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: here what else.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are any other goals you have? I think
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: just doing that the sleepover thing or something else you mentioned.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I also sleepover.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: I think that could be one of our six things.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: My ideas are entirely derivative, but in watching the unbelievable
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: success of the Kay Sanat Kevin Hart Drewski sleepovers, I
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: thought it'd be very funny for us to do our
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: own version of that. I think doing it potentially in
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: like a camping situation, so that we can do stuff
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: that Harry likes. It's all about making making dad happy
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: or grandfather happy.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: And so, because I so I see you as Kevin
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Hart in the scenario, would so he's Kay Sanatt.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: Who's I mean, who's the grumpiest of those three?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know if any of them are grumpy, which.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. They're all pretty bubbly.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: They grip each other when they last. But here's what,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: here's something we'll need to learn. You know how they
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: all get really excited when they finally show up. That
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: would be you and me dancing around and Harry being
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: like all right, all right, all right, all right enough.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: If he ever danced, it would be like Vincent Vega
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: in pulp fiction, where like he just would kind of
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: have like a frown on his face. Like I can't
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: even see him dancing at a wedding, you know what
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I mean. Like even when he used to drink. I
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: guess there's sometimes he would get like kind of rowdy,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: but like I don't know, we need to we need
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: to get him drink anything.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: I mean that that could solve everything. It really could
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: solve everything. Could solve his stomach problems.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could ruin them. But like also like Harry
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: breaks sobriety as like as the overnight stream, I think
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: it'll be hard to do that in nature just from
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: being hardwired in thing. But I think that there's enough
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: places in this office where we could do fun and
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: interesting stuff overnight.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: I like it.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm getting I'm getting ship faced for that.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: Oh totally without a doubt. Well, so goals in life
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: you said to more cognitively improve and lay the foundation
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: for your sons. You've given goals for this pod. What
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: do you like? Let me ask you this. You know,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: if the Empire of Barstool were to fall tomorrow, what
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: would you hope to do with your career and your
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: day professionally from that point. For what would you do well.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I would make sure I collected on my contract. I'll
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: make sure that I got all the money that was
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: owed to me first. Yeah, because that's a contract that
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: they signed into, so even if the empire falls, they
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: will have to pay me for it.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: Wow. Nice.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: And then I think I would do some kind of
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: like pirate journey to Dave's house in Key West Isla,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Marada and kind of do squatters rights on it and
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: just like assume that he's in one of the other
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: places and just kind of change the locks from the
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: inside because it seems like there are enough bay and
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: ocean views where you could kind of attack that from
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: a couple He's very susceptible to pirates, and like he's
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: either going to have to build some kind of what's
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: a garrison, I don't know, he's gonna have to build
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: some ship on the outside. You don't have to build
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: a damn moat, because like he's susceptible to not only pirates.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 6: But like hurricanes.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that place is gonna get swept away. So I
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: would kind of I would try to take what he
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: has good.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: I think that's a totally fair thing. Uh, and I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: like that, and you're you're owed that?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: What? Uh?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: What? What?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: What would you do?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have a you have a damn stand
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: up career. You have a whole other fucking career now
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: will be more fine than you and Harry if this
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: place collapses, which is which pisses me off.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: But but hold on a second. Obviously, if this, if
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 6: this place were to collapse, my first thing would be
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: to convince which probably wouldn't take let's work the two
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: of you that we should form a new podcast called
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: Bun of a Foid Dad.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't they think if the place collapses,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's any lawyers who are coming after
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: us to keep the IP name.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that could be true, but yeah, I would want
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: to continue continue rolling this forward. And then I don't know.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: I mean I think a lot. It's funny you mentioned
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: that about stand up. I've really developed a love hate
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: relationship with it.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's anybody who does something for a
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: long time. I think that there's probably NFL players and
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: NBA players who have a love hate relationship with their
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: game of that they play all the time, or politicians
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: who have or doctors who are just like, I just know,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: only a couple more years I can fucking retire from
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: this god forsaken fucking palliative care practice.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, but.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: You do have the best that is stand up outside
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: of music is the best job. Music is the best job.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: I think so just making music, Yeah, that's cool. That's
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: the best job.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: I think that I benefit in knowing it. I've lost
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: this job before and I was fine, So I don't
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: fear it the way that I would imagine some do.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: It's like people when you read those books about people
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: who have died and then they came back, yeah, and
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I heard the seraphim and the cherubs singing.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 6: You never hear a person telling that story who's like, yeah,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 6: my heart stopped and all of a sudden, I was
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: being butt fucked by a group of rhinos. I will
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: do after that. I stopped eating cheese, and I will
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 6: do anything I can because I know what's waiting for me.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: You never hear that. You never hear the person who
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: was clearly going to hell and died for five minutes.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Don't ever, which makes you think everybody's in heaven. I
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: mean there is for the logic of heaven. I've since
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: as a young boy, I had this logical fucking lance
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: that I could pierce heaven with that. I was always like, well,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: if heaven, Heaven is perfect, right, and it's like, well,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: then all the people in my life who it would
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: only be perfect if I had everybody in my life there?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: So everybody is fucking guaranteed heaven if it's perfect?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: Uh, what if it were that, you know, you got
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: half the people.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Well, then then it's not heaven. Then that's that doesn't
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: sound like heaven to me.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: But aren't there people? M I see what you're saying.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Like my aunt and it's not going to be able
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: to come to heaven. It's like, okay, well then that's
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: not the perfect heaven.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: But what if God were to tell you, you know, look,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: this is the.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Way it is that heaven's a let down.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: You get what I choose?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't sound like heaven. That sounds like snap
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: set the fucking circle K on a road trip.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm running this place like one Oak in twenty.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Eleven, one in one out.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah. You know, someone shows up and it's like, all right,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: is it just you? Are you willing to buy a table.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Do you have some girls with you?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: You have six fucking models coming in?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Or yeah? And that's yeah, that was mine.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: And that's where I start to think, like, all right, well,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: when I die, I should probably kill six really hot
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: women on my way out so that I have these
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: girls with me. Walk like Leonardo DiCaprio and catch me
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: if you can through the airplane terminal.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just back behind me.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: See God, No, I I'm.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Cool six stewardesses.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: You're gonna tell me that I'm not allowed to come
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: in with fuckingly fucking Emily Radagowski.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: And right, you have to take Radakowski, you got you
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: gotta do it at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show the
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: met Gala, so you're guaranteed. Yeah, the gala. Yeah, that's
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: the only way that you'll be guaranteed to get in there.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: To the point of I do think that the people
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: who when they when they almost die for five minutes
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: or whatever, we never hear. Maybe the point is that
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: those people never come back to life. They just die
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 6: and go straight to hell, do you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: there's no point for God to resuscitate them so that
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: they can go on living and continuing to do good.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: Things for the world that or.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: It's the chemical release of DMT in your brain and
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: you're getting an experience of the God particle.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: Jim Jefferies, I think, had a great bit about this
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: where he talked about how like why would why would
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: the devil if you go to Hell punish you for
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: having been a bad person on earth? Like if you
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: spent your whole life doing bad shit, He's going to
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: love you. Yeah, he's gonna reward you're his boy us.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: He's going to welcome you in and give you a
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: playground to continue to do the horrible things that you've
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: been doing.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Right, Well, don't they say that Satan was a fallen angel?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: But it's like, is Satan doing the fucking bidding off angels?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: Still?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Like he's still trying to get back in with the
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: fucking Michael the archangel.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: When it comes to religious doctrine, you are the authority.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: I am willing.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: I just get whatever I have from Nicky Smokes and
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Big Teas podcast about God?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: Have they started a podcast about God?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: A God cast?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: Have they? Actually?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It's incredible?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: Is that true?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: No? I want it to be. I think they went
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: to church together though after they like argued about like
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: who gets paid more. I think they like made up
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: at over some fucking blood of Christ.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 6: I love I love that.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Let me buy you some blood of Christ. Fucking water
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: under the bridge. Uah.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: I love that Nikky Smokes has decided to just lean
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: into God.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it is the all time like things
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: aren't going good. The last grift, Yeah, it's the number
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: one grift.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: It's the last, the last house on the left, I
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: don't know, I mean.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: And just to also circle back to your the like
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: the guy who his heart stopped and he went to
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: hell for a second and then he's like, I'll stop
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: eating cheese. They don't tell you that it's always cheese.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Cheese is what's killing people. It's fucking always cheese, dude.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: Cheese is like worse than sitting, cigarettes, pornography, alcohol, and fat,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: Like I mean it is fat, Like it's it's always cheese.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Cheese is the fucking devil out here. But they're just
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: like they put it with like pickles and they're like, oh,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: it's healthy, Like cheese is fucking what will do you
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: in it? Dude? It is always cheese, Like people, cheese
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: should be there should be like warning labels on cheese
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: the way there are on cigarettes, and there should just
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: be like dead fat guy fat Italian guys like just
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: too choked on cheese.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: Is there some healthy cheese?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: No, healthy cheese cottage cottage, but that's the healthiest version goat. No,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: But if you have a bunch of goat cheese, that's
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: doing the same thing.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: So what about in moderation? I mean, why is it
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: that they tell you when you're a kid that you
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: should have a cheese stick as a healthy snack.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: A cheese stick. That's the same people telling you to
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: have a peanut butter and jelly and that orange juice
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: and lucky charms is part of this complete breakfast, Like
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: you're fucking having sugar cereal fucking sugar drink and then
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: your lunch is a fucking dessert sandwich. Like none of
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: the shit is fucking healthy for you. Cheese cheese is
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: terrible for you.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: Uh yeah no, What's what is there in cheese that
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 6: is if any redeemable dietary value is calcium?
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: Calcium protein, and I guess there's like trace But people
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: like convince themselves that like having a like cheese stick
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: is going to like get them like lean gains. It's not.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, last night for dinner, I ate one point three
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: pounds of salmon and a bag of brussels.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, but that's like healthy, that's like how
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: bears eat. That's literally how fucking like a black bear
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: will eat.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, let me lay down yesterday's version of the Road
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 6: to War the war path workout all right, So this
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: is one that I've done for a while. But you take,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: you know, a forty five pound barbelt and like say
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 6: you're in a squat rack or whatever, you just grab it.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: You put ten pound play on both sides. That's it.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: And if that is too much, go to five. If
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 6: it's too little, go to I don't know fifteen, but
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: ten for me is the sweet spot. And you're gonna
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 6: do sort of strict overhead press sets of five. You
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: go one, two through for five, then you bring it
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 6: down to your knees. Then you clean it again. Do
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: five more five sets of five without dropping the bar. Okay,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: then you can drop the bar and take a second.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: Next you widen your grip and you're gonna do one
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 6: legged like lunges like this, oh two like that ten
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: on each leg. Goddamn drop the bar. Then you're gonna
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 6: do ten shrugs with your thumbs touching in the middle
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 6: of the bar and try to bring it all the
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 6: way to your chin. Ten of those like rose, yeah rose,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: basically yeah shrug rose, I don't know what you call them.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 6: And then ten curls. That's one set, take whatever, two minutes,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: three minutes. Then hit it again and try to get
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: four sets of that.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: That is the.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: Whole workout, My whole workout. I mean, I did five
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: minutes on the Assault bike dynamic warm up. I don't know,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: twenty minutes, twenty five minutes. It wasn't much drenched. I'm
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: smoked from that.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking sick.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: The hardest part of it is the uh is the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 6: lunges is the single leg sort of like squats. That's
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: what happened. Ten on each leg.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: You gotta start publishing this.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 6: People ask for it. I don't really know. I don't
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 6: want to do that.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: I mean I could, it's it is a different level
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: if you write it out and put it in your
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Instagram story as opposed to saying it out loud on
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: the podcast. I know, I know, I'm saying it's better
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: to be saying it out loud on the podcast.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 6: It's a little less less fun. I don't Also, I
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 6: don't think I'm an authority on working out. You know,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: I have no personal training.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Well it sounds better than when me and Harry talk about.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: It certifications or anything like that. Then another thing that
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 6: I'll say, which is a great ad workout if you
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: really want to hit it, is put on that song
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: Flower by Moby, the one that goes like green sally up,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 6: Green sally down.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Is that that's Moby?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's Moby. What I think it's called Flower? Yeah?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: And one that from uh from uh Gone in sixty seconds?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: Is that from that movie Louis did and Gone. Yeah,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: that's Moby.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: It sounds like a spiritual.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: I know, well I think you sampled a spiritual.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, but I thought he was singing it.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 6: You start in a an ab plank and when he
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: says green sally up, you go from your plank you
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 6: into a push up. And then when you when he
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: says green sally down, you go back into the plank
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 6: and then green sally up, Green sally down. Who's when
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 6: that part is happening? You bring one knee into your
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 6: chest and then the other, and you do that for
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 6: the whole song. And when he's at the bridge or
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 6: when the song's at the bridge, you just hold the plank.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 6: God damn, they try to do the whole song. I
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: can demonstrate that. It's a little complicated, but you get
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: that whole song done. You are screaming and you hit
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 6: that this morning. I did that, oh yesterday. Yes, I
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 6: don't think I did that yesterday, but I did it recently.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: He did the rest this morning or he did the
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: rest yesterday.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: I didn't work out this morning. I you know, this
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 6: was I'm starting to live like Harry. I'm becoming Harry.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: And you know what, dude, let me tell you something.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 6: When I texted him and said, hey, can I come
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 6: over and play video games? And he said he was
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 6: at the stand and didn't allow me to come over
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 6: to his house to play video games, do you know
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 6: what I did? I went and got ice cream like
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 6: a fucking.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Child, a cone or a pint, a dish from where.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 6: A gelato place. And the dish had some kind of
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: chocolate hazel nut shit around it. What almost like you
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: could eat the dish?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: Is this after dinner.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I ruined my whole I took steps away from war.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah for what border Because my.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 6: Friend shunned me. Because my friend shunned me and would
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 6: not hang out with me, and I felt sad, and
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 6: I ate my feelings. Harry. Harry's unwillingness to meet me,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 6: not even in the middle at his home, to do
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: the thing he wants to do, made me fatter.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: You should have just gone to a fucking movie or
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: something that's like our third space, like a safe third space.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: That we have.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some shit like that, but I mean that then
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: you wind up with some bunch of crunch or some bullshit.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 6: There you go. I went to a movie. I went
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: to see that movie, the New Leo movie.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: Was it good?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 6: It was good? I would say it was good. The
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 6: one battle after another. I think I said this What
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: I ate that I did say this? I ate a
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: large popcorn, a large sour patch kids, and a medium sprite,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: which was like one hundred and twenty eight ounces of sprite.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Goddamn. I mean, that's nice, that sounds fucking fantastic, but
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: that is you're putting yourself through torture.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 6: The only aving grays of that combination was that I
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 6: ate it in the lieu of dinner, So that just
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 6: was dinner. I don't think my body's ever experienced a
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: combination of calories like that before.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: Are you a good I've never heard you complain about
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: your shits that you have.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 6: I have a pretty good digestive system. Yeah, I'm a
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: pretty good Yeah.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: It's probably because you have the fucking half pound of
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: brush of sprout.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 6: Well, I get back to that pretty quickly. I can't.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: I can't have two days in a row of misbehavior.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Just because you don't love yourself.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 6: It's because I hate myself, right, but New Zealand, But.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: If you're New Zealand just turns you into a Swedish
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: fish monster and you're just fucking like crushing you know
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: the watermelon sour patch kids because you suddenly love yourself.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 6: Now, oh lordie, Well I think yeah, that.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: Would be that would be bad. That would be like
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: we'd have to send you back to New Zealand to
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: start hating yourself.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 6: Dude, I have a fear of like coming home from
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: New Zealand and telling you guys that I'm done drinking.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 6: I have a fear that I'm Are you afraid of that?
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 6: Because I just don't.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: Harry already has done drinking, and I fucking have two
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: kids that I have to wake up in the middle
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: of the night multiple times for. So it makes drinking
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: the fucking bane of my existence.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 6: I know, but I do like that I have a
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 6: relatively healthy relationship with alcohol, and uh, I understand why
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 6: Harry didn't or he didn't believe that he did so
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: he quit, which is to his credit. I worry that
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: I'm going to quit drinking for some bullshit, like you know,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: I just realized that my brain wasn't at one hundred
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 6: percent and I was tired of, you know, like some
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 6: fucking nonsense.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: Well it's not like you're like a lot of people
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: quit and they're like, I just want to get this
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: baby fat off me. You know, it's not like what
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think you'll get like more
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: of a six pack if you stop drinking?
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 6: This is my point. I have no I have no
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: need to quit drinking other than that people in New
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 6: Zealand are going to be like, you know, so, you know,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 6: is all I equate drinking all I saw the world
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 6: for what it really was.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: But they're a drinking culture down there.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 6: They sure are aren't they fact?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, I could have a candy point.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to go. I do
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: worry that I'm not going to meet that many locals
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 6: because I think I'm going at such a touristy time.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: You'll meet locals. Brother, don't worry.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 6: But where are the tourists are going to be from? Anyway?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 6: Who are these tourists that I was being with? Is it? Oh?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 6: I don't have a lot in common with them.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: I think you have more in common than you think.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe so, I think you have much more in common
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: with a Japanese man than you think. Yes, well, sel patriot,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: I think is part of it. Rigid self discipline a
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: lot in a lot of places, I think is part
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