Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #513 We Don't LIE AGAIN the Same with Three Plates Tommy
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- 0:55Speaker 2: without further ado, I'm gonna introduce my toxic ast co
- 0:58Speaker 2: host what is going on next?
- 1:00Speaker 1: She saw what suw?
- 1:01Speaker 3: What's up?
- 1:02Speaker 4: I forgot I should have brought my lie detector test.
- 1:04Speaker 4: We're gonna get lied on today, So everybody tuned in.
- 1:06Speaker 4: Dog a bunch of lies. He's gonna hear lies he's
- 1:09Speaker 4: never heard of.
- 1:10Speaker 1: I can't wait the exaggerations.
- 1:12Speaker 3: Yeah, lies, exaggeration put him in theatter. Look at him.
- 1:15Speaker 2: If this was a jury, you know what I mean,
- 1:18Speaker 2: Like this would be like I hope that he never
- 1:21Speaker 2: had to stand in court top like I suld of
- 1:23Speaker 2: got bro like, like he'd be like no dick, like
- 1:28Speaker 2: he'd been like for real, he started shooting at me.
- 1:31Speaker 3: What do he come in here? Oh? Dog? I just
- 1:33Speaker 3: headlined my first show. Uffy sold out too.
- 1:37Speaker 1: I was like, what Fluffy hoping for me? Uh? Yeah,
- 1:41Speaker 1: all right? And what is it now?
- 1:42Speaker 2: We're going up to the fifty first state, coming from
- 1:45Speaker 2: the fifty first state to be Canada.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Exactly? What up? Nitty?
- 1:50Speaker 5: Oh America? That'd be great our home man, new Land.
- 1:58Speaker 5: Fuck you happy to be here, bro. I'm ready to
- 2:00Speaker 5: fucking hear some songs, some lies. I've been watching fucking
- 2:05Speaker 5: three plates online. Hilarious. Happy to finally meet you, Dog.
- 2:08Speaker 5: Thanks for coming in and it's made you Let's go.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Hell yeah man, thank you Nitty for checking in also
- 2:16Speaker 2: thank you Ray for running the boards. Make sure you
- 2:18Speaker 2: guys check out money Shot Bils and I make a
- 2:22Speaker 2: little sight cameo on the last one, on the newest
- 2:24Speaker 2: one that's gonna come up because I say a couple
- 2:26Speaker 2: things in the background the Steve Jobs movie.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Ray really liked that movie. It tripped me out.
- 2:29Speaker 2: I was like, I would not think as much as
- 2:31Speaker 2: you hate Apple products. I didn't think you'd like that movie.
- 2:34Speaker 2: But go check out the podcast here.
- 2:36Speaker 3: He's a genius.
- 2:38Speaker 4: He's sad that he died so so young. And and that's
- 2:41Speaker 4: what shows your money. Don't money him by everything. He
- 2:43Speaker 4: tried so hard.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Measure right now, measuring now? All right, xaber killer.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm marrying.
- 2:54Speaker 3: Steve Jobs because he's gonna die young and I get
- 2:55Speaker 3: to keep all.
- 2:56Speaker 2: You would just fuck Basos and kill Elon Muskvazos or
- 3:05Speaker 2: Steve Tops all right, full stop, We're not gonna get
- 3:06Speaker 2: to this conversation, all right. Uh let's now, let's give
- 3:10Speaker 2: it up four, the one that cannot be topped off
- 3:15Speaker 2: with another lie bigger than his.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Give it up for the winning only three plates, Tommy
- 3:20Speaker 1: Walks and what up? Everybody in the hounse get ready
- 3:24Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. We got twenty something days
- 3:27Speaker 1: left in this motherfucking year, and this is gonna be
- 3:29Speaker 1: the best episode of the year. It's over, cock sooker,
- 3:34Speaker 1: this is it. It's over. Tommy, Tommy, what's been going
- 3:38Speaker 1: on with you? Dog?
- 3:39Speaker 2: I've seen every Tommy's been as far as I know. Doug,
- 3:43Speaker 2: he's over here filling up stadiums next to Fluffy and
- 3:45Speaker 2: ship fo.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I gotta what time is it already? I gotta fucking
- 3:48Speaker 1: set right now at fucking Netflix. What time anybody got
- 3:52Speaker 1: to live on live?
- 3:53Speaker 3: Netflix?
- 3:55Speaker 1: Popping drop in real quick?
- 3:57Speaker 3: Oh?
- 3:57Speaker 2: I didn't know Netflix had stand up? What is it
- 4:00Speaker 2: just dropping?
- 4:02Speaker 1: It's just me getting filmed quick? Ten inte set. So
- 4:06Speaker 1: everybody has been going on with you. I mean, it's
- 4:08Speaker 1: been a while, I've seen that.
- 4:09Speaker 2: What First of all, I have many questions what happened
- 4:13Speaker 2: in Houston? Everybody is wondering, even be real. Ask me
- 4:17Speaker 2: off air because he was like, it's like, who are
- 4:21Speaker 2: having on today? And I was like three plates? And
- 4:23Speaker 2: he was like did he go to Texas? And I
- 4:25Speaker 2: was like, yeah he did. And I was like, you
- 4:27Speaker 2: know if he linked up a bash? And I was like,
- 4:29Speaker 2: we're gonna find out today, And I was like, I
- 4:30Speaker 2: don't know. I hope he's not lying. Did you did
- 4:34Speaker 2: you link up with baby Bash while you were out there?
- 4:37Speaker 3: I mean, don't make no bullshit up when you were
- 4:41Speaker 3: in the limo and now.
- 4:43Speaker 1: That food was on tour. I'm I'm out here. That
- 4:47Speaker 1: food was in California when I was out there. He's
- 4:50Speaker 1: lucky he would have made like ten tracks right now
- 4:52Speaker 1: he would have been locked in the studio right now
- 4:54Speaker 1: with me. So what what? What did you initially go
- 4:57Speaker 1: out of Texas for? I went to work. We'll build
- 5:00Speaker 1: something to go do a build. We had a build
- 5:02Speaker 1: out there. We build the Houston Classic, the Coca Cola
- 5:06Speaker 1: Classic Christmas. It's a big gass light show, a fucking
- 5:09Speaker 1: skate rink like for ice skating rink and a big
- 5:12Speaker 1: ass slide in a gang of lights. Where is this
- 5:16Speaker 1: in Houston?
- 5:17Speaker 3: How do they carry the ice? Like? No bullshit? Like,
- 5:19Speaker 3: how do you make how do you make sure they
- 5:20Speaker 3: don't rugs freezing?
- 5:21Speaker 1: It's a big ass. It's a big ass with water
- 5:24Speaker 1: and they freeze it and then they fill it with
- 5:26Speaker 1: water and then they freeze it and there. Oh you
- 5:29Speaker 1: think they bring pieces of chunks.
- 5:30Speaker 3: Of ice kind of grass I kind of like.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Freaking. That's a little pool of ice like that.
- 5:40Speaker 5: As someone, as someone who grew up in lawn care,
- 5:42Speaker 5: I completely understand where you were coming from.
- 5:44Speaker 1: But they chopped it up.
- 5:45Speaker 3: That's a wild and like a bunch of likenolog Wow.
- 5:49Speaker 3: So it's a new fro. It's a new slab.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Every they laid out like ice cream and ship like
- 5:54Speaker 2: you like cold stones like in hockey.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Gave him night hockey game. They no, man, it's it's ice.
- 6:02Speaker 5: It's like some arenas have like n b A and
- 6:05Speaker 5: NHL playing the same arena, right, So it's just it's
- 6:09Speaker 5: it's a ring. They fill it with water, they freeze it,
- 6:11Speaker 5: and then when it's done, they defrost it, remove it
- 6:13Speaker 5: and put and put the fuck in.
- 6:15Speaker 1: They have drains.
- 6:16Speaker 5: Yeah, imagine how much it would cost to make sure
- 6:19Speaker 5: your ice doesn't melt wherever you're shipping it from.
- 6:21Speaker 3: You've never seen them the Mexican mans.
- 6:24Speaker 1: I thought they just have dry ice. Game.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Imagine they're playing and the NHL playing on dry ice.
- 6:30Speaker 5: It would look amazing.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Eyes on dry eyes. I don't know, dog, leave me alone.
- 6:35Speaker 3: That's wild Mexican, bro.
- 6:36Speaker 5: That's wild.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, stay stay in America.
- 6:40Speaker 5: You know those guys are gonna get lost in Canada.
- 6:43Speaker 1: He'd be like, how did you guys import so much
- 6:45Speaker 1: ice in here?
- 6:48Speaker 5: We have a free trade with Norway for ice?
- 6:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Bro, the ship's made out of stainless steel. It's like
- 6:54Speaker 1: a trade.
- 6:55Speaker 2: And then it has drains and then that makes that
- 6:57Speaker 2: makes there's radio show you how to do it. And
- 7:00Speaker 2: I think sometimes if you watch the pre post show
- 7:03Speaker 2: for a hockey show, they show you, like the building
- 7:05Speaker 2: of it.
- 7:05Speaker 1: In the background they're just playing it. It's pretty tight,
- 7:08Speaker 1: like the whole process and shit of everything. You're like,
- 7:11Speaker 1: oh shit, because the same shit I didn't know how
- 7:13Speaker 1: to fu I'm like, how the fuck are they gonna
- 7:14Speaker 1: make ice cream? So right here? Plus it's hot over
- 7:18Speaker 1: there and used in fool Dog, it was six in
- 7:21Speaker 1: the morning. I walked outside at five in the morning.
- 7:24Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be cold. Fool was hot. Dog. Like,
- 7:27Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck, Like straight up seventy degrees
- 7:31Speaker 1: and fucking eighty percent humidity. Fuck yeah, so dog, you're
- 7:35Speaker 1: just like fucking womp ass, just dogs, and then the
- 7:39Speaker 1: sun You're like, what the fuck? So that's why.
- 7:42Speaker 5: It's like when you in places where it's hot, like
- 7:44Speaker 5: in you know, in Mexico and shit like, it's not
- 7:46Speaker 5: natural to have ice there, So it's not natural to
- 7:48Speaker 5: have a cool drink, you know what I mean. That's
- 7:50Speaker 5: just like a fucking first world luxury that we have
- 7:53Speaker 5: because if it wasn't like that, we'd be drinking hot
- 7:56Speaker 5: drinks all the time. And that's how you keep cool.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Yeah, soda and don't joke about the A big time
- 8:03Speaker 1: like us out there. You know who Cardlinosman, yea, I
- 8:05Speaker 1: had a joke and a special about that.
- 8:07Speaker 3: Oh I wonder who stole it from? He loves them.
- 8:11Speaker 2: I don't know if I get I think it was
- 8:13Speaker 2: he was. He was like, you don't notice how different.
- 8:16Speaker 2: You don't notice how different you are as Americans are privileged.
- 8:19Speaker 2: So you go to another country and you go to
- 8:21Speaker 2: France and they get the waiter got pissed because he
- 8:23Speaker 2: asked for ice cubes and he was like, you know,
- 8:25Speaker 2: Americans come over here and ask for your ice cubes.
- 8:28Speaker 2: And he know, he was like, I didn't understand. He
- 8:29Speaker 2: was like, look at the look at the black guy
- 8:31Speaker 2: from Africa. He was like, he was like, yo, they
- 8:33Speaker 2: froze water, you know.
- 8:35Speaker 3: What I mean.
- 8:36Speaker 2: It's like he's calling up taking pictures. But I was like,
- 8:39Speaker 2: it makes sense because everybody else, Yeah.
- 8:41Speaker 5: They because that's what you like. Drinking cold water to
- 8:44Speaker 5: when you're hot is actually the wrong thing to do.
- 8:47Speaker 5: Like that's why in like Arab countries and hot country,
- 8:49Speaker 5: you're supposed drink hot tea when you're hot, because it
- 8:51Speaker 5: cools your body down. It makes your body the same
- 8:53Speaker 5: temperature as the tea, so you don't get affected by
- 8:55Speaker 5: the heat.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Beer lowers the body temperature. It just gets you drunken.
- 8:59Speaker 1: You don't you nothing. Everybody here they drink coffee and
- 9:02Speaker 1: it'll be hot as fun because it cools your body down.
- 9:07Speaker 1: You know what what I hate?
- 9:10Speaker 2: You know what I hate, bro that Senoras be always
- 9:14Speaker 2: making sopa when, like when it's fucking one.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Hundred degree weather.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Bro, why you're always making Carlo it's one hundred and
- 9:21Speaker 2: four of us high lady, Like you know, when you
- 9:23Speaker 2: should be making cardo cardo soup, like stew, like beef stew.
- 9:29Speaker 2: It's like having it's like having ramen in the middle
- 9:32Speaker 2: of a fucking one hundred and ten degrees.
- 9:34Speaker 5: But the thing is, if you eat that your body
- 9:36Speaker 5: warms up and then you don't feel hot anymore. That's
- 9:40Speaker 5: why you're supposed to drink the temperature of the whatever
- 9:43Speaker 5: area you're living.
- 9:44Speaker 3: Yeah, you're fucking with your bread with your head.
- 9:46Speaker 5: You drink the temperature of the water that is whatever
- 9:49Speaker 5: area you're living, and you'll climatize to that.
- 9:51Speaker 3: Wow, your wife, your wife makes and ship midsummer.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Fuck no, like too hot? But hey on, no, no
- 10:01Speaker 1: fucking up one together or manola and ship maybe in
- 10:03Speaker 1: the morning, but I don't know. Food when it's hot, child,
- 10:06Speaker 1: we try to get like shrimp and ship. Motherfucking set
- 10:10Speaker 1: eat out real quick. You ever eat eat out here?
- 10:12Speaker 1: Have you eaten macOS out here?
- 10:15Speaker 5: I've never eaten.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but like tacos, shrimp, tacos or none of that.
- 10:21Speaker 5: Ship.
- 10:21Speaker 1: I never got to funk around, okay around, you know
- 10:23Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Find out fucking roll when they smoke
- 10:26Speaker 1: and go right here. There's this bomb spot down the
- 10:28Speaker 1: street in on the Olympic five? Is he lying to me?
- 10:31Speaker 6: I don't know about the high hun, you don't know
- 10:37Speaker 6: about Yeah, this is what I'm talking about, the fucking
- 10:41Speaker 6: the defamation.
- 10:42Speaker 1: No I'm talking about No, No, he knows about bomb spots.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Of course, this is my fucking I'm gonna take you to.
- 10:48Speaker 1: This is like cutty spots, like motherfucker's hood ship. You're
- 10:52Speaker 1: in the fucking in this ship. You're eating in an
- 10:55Speaker 1: alley on the trunk. You know what I'm saying. Like,
- 10:58Speaker 1: and there's other foods that bomb ass food though, like
- 11:02Speaker 1: little cut spots. Like you, you pass it up better
- 11:05Speaker 1: than I ain't going there. But it's fire better than
- 11:08Speaker 1: taco bell Taco bells fired up there.
- 11:12Speaker 4: Dog, tell me as a daddu with two kids, are
- 11:18Speaker 4: you excited for Christmas?
- 11:19Speaker 3: Like? Are you excited to see the running around?
- 11:21Speaker 1: Put the light? I put lights up in my house,
- 11:23Speaker 1: but I stayed like one fucking string left.
- 11:26Speaker 3: I'm like, you're not gonna finish it.
- 11:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna finish or not finish kind of dog. I
- 11:31Speaker 1: got it. I'm gonna sign a picture. I'm gonna send
- 11:33Speaker 1: a picture. But yeah, but it's a better guy. I
- 11:34Speaker 1: got the tree up yesterday. We're right there with the
- 11:37Speaker 1: kid the food. The kids love that ship food. Putting
- 11:39Speaker 1: up the little trees. Every year we put one with
- 11:41Speaker 1: a year, Like, what's up? I'm saying, put the little
- 11:44Speaker 1: fucking let them know what's cracking player? Ship? Foo? Yeah,
- 11:48Speaker 1: oh yeah foo. The little kids be happy that the
- 11:50Speaker 1: motherfucker putting up the ship for the trees and all
- 11:53Speaker 1: that ship. My little son be trying to knock it down.
- 11:55Speaker 1: That's what it's kid. My kid. My son is two
- 11:59Speaker 1: and my five. Do you dress up a Santa? Oh yeah,
- 12:03Speaker 1: that would be cool. Yeah, Santa's Mexicans. But but nah,
- 12:06Speaker 1: I would sucking.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Live five kids. I'll be paying. He's going to come
- 12:12Speaker 3: over my fucking yum like yo, he's gonna come on.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Like bed, I'm not gonna be fat forever. Dog. Yeah,
- 12:19Speaker 1: the person and he took that personally.
- 12:22Speaker 3: I use a little caddies on over here.
- 12:26Speaker 1: You know, understand I'm going through.
- 12:27Speaker 2: And then he went through where it's like, you know what,
- 12:28Speaker 2: I'm tired of being a fat guy dog.
- 12:30Speaker 5: Yeah, Bro, that's a good feeling. Don't let all that feelings.
- 12:33Speaker 2: Then you're just getting pissed off and people are just
- 12:34Speaker 2: you know what, I'm tired of hearing this.
- 12:36Speaker 5: Yeah, man, don't let all that feeling, bro, you know what,
- 12:38Speaker 5: you know.
- 12:39Speaker 1: What, I'm kind of going to fucking Jonah Hill. This ship.
- 12:41Speaker 3: Let's I'm kind of concerned about because the z is
- 12:44Speaker 3: not fats, just big. I would never I would never
- 12:46Speaker 3: be like, yo, my homies a fat dude, he's big bone.
- 12:48Speaker 3: Yeah if you was single and I was gonna be like, oh.
- 12:51Speaker 5: Hey my no, that's you being a bad friend. He's
- 12:53Speaker 5: on your fat buddy, keep working out, keep.
- 12:56Speaker 7: Working out, fatter than his zone. They're both fat. No,
- 13:05Speaker 7: like this my whole life.
- 13:07Speaker 4: I'm concerned he's gonna get yoked. And I think he
- 13:09Speaker 4: has body this more field where he's just gonna become a.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Fucking that's the fact I have body. I think.
- 13:13Speaker 5: I still think I'm fat. It's just never ends, bro,
- 13:16Speaker 5: But I just get it'll get you more, jack, That's
- 13:17Speaker 5: what I mean.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Nobody said up George Pizza. Hey, George is looking pretty yoked.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Oh by the way, I don't know how many tickets
- 13:27Speaker 2: they got for the special, So make sure you guys
- 13:30Speaker 2: go get your tickets for George Perez. Uh first ever
- 13:34Speaker 2: special being filmed at the Comedy Store. This misunderstood. Make
- 13:39Speaker 2: sure you guys show it. I will be there in
- 13:41Speaker 2: the house, or as Tommy will saying, in his house. Uh,
- 13:45Speaker 2: but Tommy will not be there in his house.
- 13:49Speaker 4: What fucking the worst Adam twenty two in the building speaking,
- 13:54Speaker 4: Welcome to fucking uh Jumper, Welcome to no Jumper here.
- 13:58Speaker 3: We're back here when you got.
- 14:02Speaker 2: This just turned into hater world out the hater world
- 14:06Speaker 2: at He's super chatty. Yeah no, but I will what
- 14:10Speaker 2: is it. I will be there. It's gonna be a
- 14:11Speaker 2: good time. Make sure you guys get your tickets. I mean, hey, man,
- 14:14Speaker 2: show off for the homie. I mean, he's fucking come
- 14:18Speaker 2: through on so many different ship you know, And I
- 14:20Speaker 2: get it. OG is like ogi foods are just hard
- 14:23Speaker 2: to deal with sometimes, you know what I mean. And
- 14:25Speaker 2: and and you.
- 14:27Speaker 5: Know that's just the one day you're gonna be an
- 14:29Speaker 5: og fool and it gonna be hard to deal with.
- 14:30Speaker 1: I'm already, but I'm becoming. I'm becoming. I'm hoping that
- 14:36Speaker 1: that I'll be.
- 14:37Speaker 2: I'm one of these things where like I realized that
- 14:38Speaker 2: while I'm young, and then I just become a way
- 14:40Speaker 2: better person than I have.
- 14:41Speaker 1: That I have that zen that people like Stephtne have,
- 14:45Speaker 1: Like I like.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Stephtne has this fucking this this zen with him where
- 14:49Speaker 2: he just nothing affects that man, like just nothing.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Like everything affects you. Right now, He's not. Then I
- 15:00Speaker 1: said that I'm.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Not mad at you, but you like it.
- 15:07Speaker 5: You don't like like fact checking me.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Not like people like that have that fucking zen bro
- 15:18Speaker 2: like that Rick Rubins. And as much as I don't
- 15:19Speaker 2: like fucking Rick Rubin, you just kind of look at
- 15:22Speaker 2: that guy and you're just like.
- 15:23Speaker 1: That guy did it. That guy did it. You just don't.
- 15:25Speaker 2: You're at a level where you just you're so comfortable
- 15:28Speaker 2: you don't give a fuck that Adam Zandler, Adams Adam Sandler, Uh,
- 15:32Speaker 2: what is it?
- 15:32Speaker 1: A fucking zen level? That ship is like a.
- 15:36Speaker 2: Three polo Come on, dog and some fucking skater shoes.
- 15:42Speaker 2: We should all come in Adam Sandler dressed one day. Hey,
- 15:44Speaker 2: let's look pull that shirt off.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Dog.
- 15:45Speaker 3: You know who's very zen? Fucking Ray Ray is very zen.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Even when Ray is stressed out, it's kind of zend
- 15:53Speaker 4: out dude.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Very rarely.
- 15:55Speaker 3: I've never even seen one time I've seen.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Ray Like, call me mad at you, but he's very
- 16:01Speaker 4: zan dog very or I mean, yeah, has I think
- 16:06Speaker 4: I've only seen Ray Matt twice.
- 16:08Speaker 5: That's what I mean, Barry, he doesn't get mad, He's
- 16:11Speaker 5: he It's the Canadian nim it gets passive.
- 16:13Speaker 1: That kind of worries me.
- 16:13Speaker 2: I feel like the day he snaps, like he's just
- 16:15Speaker 2: gonna go for your neck with a knife, you know what.
- 16:17Speaker 5: I like the day sitting how he's sitting and look,
- 16:21Speaker 5: I've had enough of you faggets.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, like, but there's people that are like that. Bro,
- 16:29Speaker 2: you have to I don't know, you feel like you
- 16:32Speaker 2: have to do it. That's the kind of agent you
- 16:33Speaker 2: have to go into.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Bro.
- 16:34Speaker 2: I don't like you know, everybody says that you're gonna
- 16:36Speaker 2: become the angry old man, but it's like you should
- 16:37Speaker 2: try not to.
- 16:39Speaker 1: But I try not to.
- 16:40Speaker 2: I'm trying not to become angrier, person less every day.
- 16:43Speaker 3: Say okay, I agree with that, but I'm not gonna lie.
- 16:45Speaker 3: If I had a nice as long, I'm gonna be
- 16:47Speaker 3: pissing you.
- 16:48Speaker 1: But you have of course.
- 16:49Speaker 5: But that's because yeah, that's because like you know, long
- 16:52Speaker 5: care is in your fucking blood dog, That's what.
- 16:54Speaker 2: It's a different kind of Mexican. You will not let you,
- 16:57Speaker 2: but like will not let you. I was step by
- 17:00Speaker 2: your lawn.
- 17:00Speaker 5: I was driving the other day just thinking reminding that,
- 17:03Speaker 5: like I can't believe actually grew up fixing lawnmowers. Like,
- 17:06Speaker 5: that's fucking the most stereotypical, did you That's hilarious?
- 17:10Speaker 1: The little motorcycles out of the injured.
- 17:13Speaker 5: He would just ride the lawnmower.
- 17:20Speaker 1: The little fucking motorcycles the street, the little fucking motorcycles
- 17:25Speaker 1: food that they build on the street. You see the
- 17:26Speaker 1: little kids riding those little pocket rockets. Yeah, those are
- 17:29Speaker 1: fucking with There.
- 17:30Speaker 3: Were a serious lawnmowershop over here. Dog, you were serious grass.
- 17:34Speaker 3: We distributed, We were what did you.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Say, like grass?
- 17:40Speaker 5: That's what you gotta called grass?
- 17:45Speaker 3: You just said grease?
- 17:46Speaker 1: Yeah, nommy?
- 17:50Speaker 3: Can you Everyone loves the story and I kind of
- 17:52Speaker 3: wanted to hear it.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Which one?
- 17:53Speaker 3: Can you tell me your story about how you say
- 17:55Speaker 3: that lady?
- 17:55Speaker 1: Call the lady? Lady, dog, I say the lady. How
- 17:59Speaker 1: if you want to try to collar, try to call her.
- 18:03Speaker 2: Collar right now on there, I'll give you the I'll
- 18:07Speaker 2: give you the last time my week.
- 18:08Speaker 1: How did you save it? Well, we went to Catalina Island.
- 18:12Speaker 1: You and her we were on. We were we take
- 18:15Speaker 1: a boat out to Catalina Island. They were on the
- 18:17Speaker 1: same boat that we were on. They were partying and
- 18:19Speaker 1: chilling and then uh, we got to Catalina Island. And
- 18:23Speaker 1: when you're in Catalina, you could rent boats fool and
- 18:25Speaker 1: you dip around the marina.
- 18:27Speaker 5: The same place where the wine mixer happened and yeah
- 18:30Speaker 5: yeah and step brothers.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Yeah right there, and a marina you could just cruise around.
- 18:35Speaker 1: You get little boats and food. We're we're dipping around
- 18:39Speaker 1: and uh, we're on a little boat. And then we've
- 18:41Speaker 1: seen them fucking over there and by the by the
- 18:44Speaker 1: water and there they were like on their boat and
- 18:46Speaker 1: they were like, hey, hey, and we thought they were partying.
- 18:49Speaker 1: We're like, what's up? That's right, They're like no, no, no, help,
- 18:54Speaker 1: Like fuck, We're like what They're like no, they're saying help,
- 18:57Speaker 1: fucking dipped over there? What's up there? Like hey, she
- 19:00Speaker 1: she got she fell in and we don't know how
- 19:02Speaker 1: to swim and we can't help her out. And she
- 19:05Speaker 1: was just like like floating but tired, like she was
- 19:08Speaker 1: about to big lady. Like she was like a big
- 19:12Speaker 1: lady like mama's house. And what was her race? She
- 19:15Speaker 1: was a black lady. And so you thought about if
- 19:18Speaker 1: you should help her first or not. No, I was
- 19:20Speaker 1: the first. The first ship is like, how the fuck
- 19:23Speaker 1: am I gonna help this lady. I didn't. I just
- 19:26Speaker 1: turned in. I'm saying, I was like, I gotta help
- 19:29Speaker 1: this lady. Nobody can help her. Dog gotta help this
- 19:32Speaker 1: lady for I know how to swim at least that
- 19:34Speaker 1: hold her up. Some ship called mother fucking I on one,
- 19:37Speaker 1: so I was like fuck it. And then I seen
- 19:39Speaker 1: her and she was holding onto the little the little thing,
- 19:41Speaker 1: the floater, and then she was just like she was tired,
- 19:44Speaker 1: and she started digging low, and I was like fuck it.
- 19:48Speaker 1: I just fucking picked got her by under their arms.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Who and I fucking went all the way down with
- 19:52Speaker 1: her and just looking like lifting off the water. Every
- 19:58Speaker 1: time I say that ship, because I was like, fooh,
- 20:01Speaker 1: she was a big lady and the water help foo
- 20:04Speaker 1: on on the side of a boat, dog like yeah,
- 20:07Speaker 1: and just picked this lady up at the water bam,
- 20:10Speaker 1: threw on the boat. Now we're like fuck. It was
- 20:13Speaker 1: just crazy fool and she was just right there. She
- 20:16Speaker 1: couldn't even move Foo, She just laid there. She was
- 20:18Speaker 1: just like fuck. We took a back like no, she
- 20:21Speaker 1: was she was breathing and ship she was just like
- 20:25Speaker 1: but she couldn't. She wasn't like fool. She was in
- 20:27Speaker 1: the water kicking in her arm for fucking I don't know,
- 20:31Speaker 1: twenty thirty minutes, thirty minutes. I'm pretty sure by the
- 20:35Speaker 1: time we see Pature, California.
- 20:38Speaker 3: You gotta to think about it.
- 20:39Speaker 1: He did say, we.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Saw them partying, and he had time to go fucking Yeah.
- 20:43Speaker 1: We were dipping around and ship, and I.
- 20:45Speaker 4: Think about these lambs over here there in the bus
- 20:47Speaker 4: not trying to help that lady.
- 20:48Speaker 1: That's wild. And then yeah, dog, so we we we
- 20:52Speaker 1: got her and then we dip back into the to
- 20:54Speaker 1: the marina.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Tell him how they tell him how they try to
- 20:57Speaker 3: play you.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was with them like food, Like I
- 21:00Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck, some baller rapper food or
- 21:03Speaker 1: some ship or maybe just a fucking business owner, rich
- 21:07Speaker 1: ass fool owned businesses. The black motherfucker had a diamond
- 21:11Speaker 1: motherfucking toothpick, like a toothpick. And at the end hit
- 21:14Speaker 1: he was probably cranking baller. This fool fucking pull letters.
- 21:19Speaker 1: What's up. He's like, hey, thank you for doing that. Ship.
- 21:23Speaker 1: You fucking saved her life. That was sort of just
- 21:26Speaker 1: counting this is what what?
- 21:28Speaker 5: But it's also in front of the girl. He's counting
- 21:30Speaker 5: how much her life is working. I'm on the side
- 21:32Speaker 5: with him, okay.
- 21:33Speaker 1: And then I was like he like, they're over there
- 21:36Speaker 1: with him and he's like, hey, thank you, and I
- 21:38Speaker 1: was like, no, dog, I can't because I was like
- 21:40Speaker 1: in me thinking like if I take that ship, you like,
- 21:44Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't know. My
- 21:45Speaker 1: mom was like, already with that ship, you saved that person.
- 21:49Speaker 1: You don't fucking rewards like that. But I didn't want to,
- 21:52Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, the reward is the
- 21:54Speaker 1: reward that story right now, but against to me, hopefully
- 21:59Speaker 1: somebody saves me or I'm able to go up, you
- 22:00Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, that's what I was like it.
- 22:03Speaker 1: And I was like, nah, this is some ship we did.
- 22:05Speaker 1: It's all good. It's You're not lucky I was there
- 22:08Speaker 1: because if I wasn't there, fool, she would have probably drowned.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Would have been a story of you know, it's like
- 22:14Speaker 1: damn that that was. But it was crazy true story.
- 22:17Speaker 1: And every year that lady will call me and she's like,
- 22:21Speaker 1: save savior. Why don't you call her right now? How
- 22:24Speaker 1: much money was going to give you? I don't know
- 22:26Speaker 1: if it was a lot. You should have taken it.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Or you should call down and be like, yo, that
- 22:29Speaker 1: guy's still offering. You should be like, hey, I'm homeless. Hey,
- 22:37Speaker 1: it's your turn to save me area. Yeah, I was
- 22:40Speaker 1: thinking about you can you sail me?
- 22:44Speaker 3: Like?
- 22:44Speaker 1: How much do you think your life is worth? She
- 22:48Speaker 1: call her to me, She tell me if she's dead,
- 22:53Speaker 1: would you cry?
- 22:54Speaker 4: Just be like, hey, my friends, don't think I saved
- 22:56Speaker 4: your life. She's gonna say, yeah, you did.
- 22:57Speaker 3: That's it.
- 22:58Speaker 1: That's it, bro. We don't have to.
- 23:00Speaker 3: We don't want her to. She doesn't have to know
- 23:02Speaker 3: she's on the show.
- 23:03Speaker 5: He's calling BT Hey, jag light for me real quick.
- 23:09Speaker 4: Like, hey, it's three plates Tommy from Baywatch calling you.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I'm trying to find her number. Here we go, Here
- 23:19Speaker 1: we go.
- 23:25Speaker 3: Is these little things like this that literally said just
- 23:28Speaker 3: think think about.
- 23:29Speaker 1: The story that everyone caught Tommy. Now there's a guy.
- 23:31Speaker 3: There's a guy in the middle ocean with the.
- 23:33Speaker 4: Toothpick with the did we lose it in the ocean dog?
- 23:37Speaker 1: Like, well, he was at the Calian wine mixer. I
- 23:41Speaker 1: don't know.
- 23:41Speaker 3: I call out a cap on this.
- 23:42Speaker 1: What is it?
- 23:44Speaker 3: One time we called her, but we didn't make another
- 23:47Speaker 3: live story.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Now you're trying to get.
- 23:50Speaker 4: We did did you pick up Okay, okay.
- 23:56Speaker 1: He stopped looking for those that's a true story for
- 24:00Speaker 1: crazy Ship. Well that's if it happened. Man, that's fucking awesome.
- 24:04Speaker 1: It was pretty cool.
- 24:04Speaker 5: If it didn't, buddy, that's the same. Somebody just people
- 24:10Speaker 5: with my laughter, you know what I mean? Just nothing major. Actually,
- 24:15Speaker 5: I think I don't know you know who else?
- 24:18Speaker 2: I mean there is You think there's people, you think
- 24:22Speaker 2: you think you've ever been to a show.
- 24:24Speaker 5: Somebody was going to kill themselves. Somebody was going to
- 24:25Speaker 5: kill themselves and then they saw me and went home
- 24:27Speaker 5: and did it.
- 24:30Speaker 1: I s some food told me if he wrote me that,
- 24:34Speaker 1: I'll fucking pull it up. You save them. Yeah, He's like, hey, bro,
- 24:38Speaker 1: you doing stand up for like three from stand up
- 24:41Speaker 1: food from podcasting, I swear holping it down? Dog? You
- 24:47Speaker 1: talking about podcast Maybe I don't know where yours or
- 24:51Speaker 1: or GPS somewhere ask you for He's like, no, don't
- 24:56Speaker 1: was like look message message like that. He's like, I was,
- 25:00Speaker 1: he told me, And I was. I fucking lost my kids.
- 25:04Speaker 1: I was fucking on the verge of this ship. Uh.
- 25:06Speaker 1: And I was just on the road driving on some ship,
- 25:10Speaker 1: like not knowing what to do. But that was it
- 25:12Speaker 1: for me right before I And he's like, dog, I
- 25:15Speaker 1: was listening to the fucking podcast you were on and
- 25:18Speaker 1: you were just the whole time talking and had me
- 25:21Speaker 1: dying dog as I was saying the dying picture and
- 25:30Speaker 1: like that that ship made me forget about everything. He's like,
- 25:32Speaker 1: you might not know that, dog, but I want you
- 25:34Speaker 1: to know.
- 25:34Speaker 3: I've got to type like that. People telling me like
- 25:38Speaker 3: your podcast say well, this is it.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Oh ship talking. I'm a believer.
- 25:44Speaker 2: It's just kind of hard bro like, like I mean,
- 25:49Speaker 2: it's hard to believe. It's just like, imagine this was
- 25:51Speaker 2: like this, but it's not like that. This was just
- 25:54Speaker 2: like his hands and shaking and it's just like it's
- 25:57Speaker 2: just like I don't sing yeah that he hears fucking
- 26:05Speaker 2: yeah last big.
- 26:10Speaker 1: He's like, that ship makes know that's what the ship.
- 26:13Speaker 1: And it's like, you know, that's cool. You never know
- 26:16Speaker 1: fucking who help your story for sure? Yeah, you know.
- 26:26Speaker 2: I have guys those But it's just the way he
- 26:28Speaker 2: says it where he's just like, yeah, you know, my
- 26:31Speaker 2: existence did it for this.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Some of the fans and foods love that ship. You
- 26:35Speaker 1: don't know what those fans are going through. The dog
- 26:38Speaker 1: those fools are sucking. You never know what someone's going through, man,
- 26:41Speaker 1: And that's what's cool.
- 26:42Speaker 4: That's why it's we already got it. Let me get that,
- 26:45Speaker 4: let me get that to come on, please, What corrido.
- 26:53Speaker 5: Is cord It's like that burrito right, No, it's a story.
- 26:58Speaker 1: It's a story out like a certain person or a
- 27:01Speaker 1: place or you know, okay, and it's like a story
- 27:05Speaker 1: of somebody.
- 27:06Speaker 5: It's okay, like a ballad, okay, about someone specific.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Like about you know, the ballot, Johnny Member, Sublime, Johnny
- 27:13Speaker 1: bug was man.
- 27:15Speaker 4: Yeah, Usually it's about cartel members at least that's how
- 27:18Speaker 4: it started. Cartel members and uh, people who died in
- 27:23Speaker 4: the fucking drug scene pretty much. But Tommy's got a
- 27:27Speaker 4: couple of good cor ridles. He wants to hit us
- 27:28Speaker 4: with that tupac.
- 27:29Speaker 1: One little snippe can you do?
- 27:32Speaker 5: Can you do them?
- 27:32Speaker 1: Like still snip freestyle, I'm gonna sit here and sing
- 27:36Speaker 1: for three minutes.
- 27:39Speaker 5: Hell yeah, freestyle one about that fucking lady you said.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Estyle a ya and Catalina and control lady drowning like
- 27:55Speaker 1: right on, Lie tangion. Okay, someone downing, Yeah, yeah, I
- 28:06Speaker 1: met oh yeah, Semoni metila recon misrazo elvato conel diamante,
- 28:17Speaker 1: no payasoa feria. Lady drowning Lassole, Come on, dog, you're
- 28:33Speaker 1: so good, dude.
- 28:33Speaker 5: That was great. I only understood lady drowning.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Just some fucking around chip with these fools. We always
- 28:41Speaker 1: do that ship six one six this is alis.
- 28:46Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me give me a two pac one. Come on,
- 28:49Speaker 3: we all love that one.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Oh the fucking tupac one. Ah yeah, pod las vega
- 28:54Speaker 1: and contra nato bo eva cornell you nine a m
- 29:01Speaker 1: B m w B. That's it will always be talk
- 29:09Speaker 1: about how did he kill the manny and they watch
- 29:12Speaker 1: arom play he knows how a k yes say Eva
- 29:19Speaker 1: call com an Joe Tambi. There we go. Pedal shoe
- 29:28Speaker 1: says album, pedal eaterstunnel wall mar shoe cab yeah, kettle.
- 29:40Speaker 3: Way fuck yeah, tell me second bird, bro, I love
- 29:48Speaker 3: the second bird.
- 29:49Speaker 1: That's really good. Have no you're up up. They try
- 29:53Speaker 1: to kill they left from once in a fight. They
- 29:58Speaker 1: tried to hear both of them but got away. But
- 30:00Speaker 1: now that food bus did he try to run some
- 30:03Speaker 1: fool over talked about did he did? He did? He
- 30:10Speaker 1: supposed used to be something he would you get. There
- 30:15Speaker 1: were together and then they broke up, and then that's
- 30:18Speaker 1: why then started beefing it. Tell Sam Exavier repeat that
- 30:23Speaker 1: said that food Tupac and Biggie and p Diddy, they
- 30:26Speaker 1: used to be together, fo be together. They were together, fool,
- 30:30Speaker 1: and then they because they we used to do connect
- 30:33Speaker 1: like Lego blocks some acting fucking performing. So these foods
- 30:42Speaker 1: were together and then they fucking uh they broke up
- 30:46Speaker 1: and then that's why they started beefing it off. He's like,
- 30:48Speaker 1: fuck you. And then that fool moved out here to Oakland,
- 30:51Speaker 1: got all gangster like you can't see, and then he
- 30:55Speaker 1: was like that but like dog, that fool was an actor,
- 30:57Speaker 1: like Foods didn't know him like you did. Being Smith,
- 31:00Speaker 1: like Sam said.
- 31:01Speaker 3: He can't game banging means something completely different to him.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, if that ship was going down, it always
- 31:08Speaker 1: meant that for him. I think.
- 31:13Speaker 5: I never really think secretly he's like, these are the
- 31:15Speaker 5: parties I've always wanted. When he's in jail getting fucking
- 31:18Speaker 5: fucked by all those guys.
- 31:19Speaker 1: And then like they had under music videos, they had
- 31:22Speaker 1: like like like real trannies and ship and she was
- 31:26Speaker 1: on the video that's been on that bitch got killed
- 31:30Speaker 1: her and well all that little fucking scene that they
- 31:32Speaker 1: were with us because they were all homies food Like,
- 31:34Speaker 1: they were all like what would you in that group?
- 31:36Speaker 3: Food?
- 31:37Speaker 1: Like what do you do if like something like that's
- 31:38Speaker 1: the center?
- 31:39Speaker 7: Bro?
- 31:39Speaker 2: Like I look at I look at those situations like like,
- 31:42Speaker 2: for example, I make fun of it a lot, but
- 31:44Speaker 2: Terry Crews kind of broke it down how like like
- 31:47Speaker 2: one fool really try to make his advance on this fool,
- 31:49Speaker 2: but like and then the reason he didn't really go
- 31:51Speaker 2: out of it is because this fool. The next day
- 31:54Speaker 2: when he tried to confront this fool, he was like,
- 31:56Speaker 2: why was you trying to touch me? Dosh or fuck
- 31:58Speaker 2: you up or something like that. He was like he
- 32:00Speaker 2: was already getting calls from all his people, like the
- 32:04Speaker 2: management sponsors talk about they were going to drop him
- 32:06Speaker 2: for like all these different reasons they had, Like all
- 32:09Speaker 2: of a sudden, It's like the guy who was trying
- 32:11Speaker 2: to grow up in the most powerful type of ship
- 32:13Speaker 2: and then he felt like, oh ship, what the fuck?
- 32:15Speaker 2: So he just left that ship, like left all those
- 32:17Speaker 2: deals and all this ship Like I don't know, like
- 32:19Speaker 2: what do you do if like you're in a position
- 32:21Speaker 2: like that. Let's just say like don't get grow. But
- 32:24Speaker 2: what I'm saying like it's broke. But if you sock
- 32:27Speaker 2: this food dog like that, like that's it bro Like
- 32:30Speaker 2: this they're gonna do everything to burn your ship out,
- 32:34Speaker 2: Like so what do you want?
- 32:36Speaker 1: You know, honor or fucking dollar?
- 32:39Speaker 3: Like first they start and first they start with touching. Yeah,
- 32:41Speaker 3: first they started with touching your thigh.
- 32:43Speaker 2: No I'm not saying I'm not saying that touch thigh guy.
- 32:47Speaker 2: It's just like you kind of have to be like, funk,
- 32:50Speaker 2: what if I kill this food out of anger?
- 32:52Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Or something like that, Like.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Terry Cruise is fucking that's a big ass that's a
- 32:57Speaker 4: big ass food dog.
- 32:58Speaker 5: It's like four foods and once the super fool.
- 33:02Speaker 1: What are you doing, Tommy Black Terry Cruiz.
- 33:04Speaker 2: No, No, let's just say, uh, what is it? Universal Records?
- 33:09Speaker 2: Use yoursal music?
- 33:10Speaker 1: Hey, what's up? Three plays? We heard all these corridos.
- 33:12Speaker 1: We want to go ahead and sign you up, give
- 33:14Speaker 1: you like a thirteen No, no.
- 33:16Speaker 3: No, you're already in the studio. Tommy, you already in
- 33:18Speaker 3: the studio.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I'm about to rap. I'm about to rap video.
- 33:22Speaker 4: Bad Bunnies fucking you. They gave you a feature with
- 33:25Speaker 4: bad Bunny and some guy comes by. No no, no,
- 33:27Speaker 4: no no, Jimmu comes in and grabs your ass.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Dog. What are you doing, Tommy?
- 33:31Speaker 4: Are you are you like, yeah, I want corridot?
- 33:36Speaker 3: Are you going there?
- 33:37Speaker 1: And you're saying.
- 33:40Speaker 3: Fine?
- 33:42Speaker 1: You go in the booth and make a corrido about them?
- 33:44Speaker 3: Bro? What do you do Tommy?
- 33:47Speaker 5: Confront them?
- 33:49Speaker 1: Toms? You know what? I who I want? When I want?
- 33:54Speaker 1: How about trying to take it. I'm gonna tick up.
- 34:00Speaker 1: That's okay, baby, Just don't make daddy wait too long.
- 34:06Speaker 1: I just get I haven't heard of a while.
- 34:09Speaker 3: I know how for real, dog, I haven't heard one
- 34:12Speaker 3: in a cool minute.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Had to be realistic with him when he saw his
- 34:15Speaker 1: face changed and he didn't know what to say. You know,
- 34:16Speaker 1: you know what I told him. I was like, for
- 34:18Speaker 1: you got a record deal? And then all of a sudden,
- 34:20Speaker 1: Jimmy Miler comes in. He was like, we got comb
- 34:25Speaker 1: That's so awkward. Yeah, like that'd be That's like so
- 34:28Speaker 1: awkward because you know he's just to take it.
- 34:33Speaker 3: Okay, okay, do you know where those culture from?
- 34:35Speaker 1: That's from blood and Blood.
- 34:36Speaker 5: You've never seen Blood. I don't know, like you guys,
- 34:40Speaker 5: you got to go on Hulu. Is it like a
- 34:42Speaker 5: fucking Spanish game bang? And you guys love a Spanish movie.
- 34:47Speaker 5: It's a prison movie. He's not a game banging movie
- 34:49Speaker 5: like it's the Mexican Mafia. Yeah, that's why you guys
- 34:53Speaker 5: love it. You don't know our movie from our heritage song.
- 34:58Speaker 1: This. I'm sorry. I learned.
- 35:01Speaker 5: I'm doing my research so I will.
- 35:02Speaker 1: American Me is about, you know, but just a movie
- 35:07Speaker 1: about brothers in the life of living out here in
- 35:11Speaker 1: La Like what.
- 35:16Speaker 3: Prison. It's not about living in La Chill.
- 35:19Speaker 1: It's about brothers. And then it's the prison life of
- 35:21Speaker 1: one of the brothers.
- 35:22Speaker 8: It's all about the prison life. It's like five minutes
- 35:25Speaker 8: of How We Got locked Up? It's not about living
- 35:27Speaker 8: in La. It's also on Disney Plus you can actually
- 35:32Speaker 8: watch it. Yeah, it's it's a good movie. It's really
- 35:34Speaker 8: long though, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's a
- 35:35Speaker 8: long ass mom.
- 35:36Speaker 1: All right, I'm from here to La too. I haven't
- 35:38Speaker 1: seen that one. But the favors question round the table.
- 35:42Speaker 2: Would you rather get stuck in the middle of the
- 35:44Speaker 2: Amazon or in the middle of the ocean, you'd be safe.
- 35:47Speaker 2: If you're in the ocean, you'd be in an island.
- 35:49Speaker 2: No high tide gets you, but you're stuck there long
- 35:53Speaker 2: If you're like just you're right, you have to figure
- 35:56Speaker 2: it out.
- 35:57Speaker 1: You're not going to figure how big is a how
- 35:59Speaker 1: big is the fun place of island? And and Amazon
- 36:03Speaker 1: is the tree because in the Amazon also the motherfucking
- 36:06Speaker 1: fire in that bitch. No, you can't ask the question again,
- 36:09Speaker 1: ask questions. You can't. Would you where would you rather? Like, Okay,
- 36:16Speaker 1: stranded in the middle of the ocean or the middle
- 36:18Speaker 1: of the Amazon.
- 36:21Speaker 5: Amazon? Because water you're probably drowned. If you're in the
- 36:24Speaker 5: middle of the ocean, what do you got? What are
- 36:26Speaker 5: you sticking? What are you on like a piece of
- 36:27Speaker 5: fun island?
- 36:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're on an island. Is
- 36:30Speaker 1: it like some ship like you don't know yu and
- 36:32Speaker 1: anything like that. You're just like, you're good, but you're
- 36:34Speaker 1: on an island. You're castaway ship. Yeah, you're in the
- 36:36Speaker 1: middle of the ocean. Oh, then we're good. I'm going
- 36:38Speaker 1: to the ocean catching a beat.
- 36:40Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's still I still rather die that
- 36:42Speaker 5: way then on a fire, die from a tiger or
- 36:44Speaker 5: a lion or a fucking track island.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Hold on, You're not gonna die in neither one Amazon.
- 36:50Speaker 5: You can you get so many Amazon, but like fucking
- 36:53Speaker 5: a random tribe comes and eats you up, Doug.
- 36:55Speaker 1: No, but he's talking about how long you can turn.
- 36:58Speaker 1: Fucking which one would you rather survive at? Yeah, but
- 37:01Speaker 1: you know when you survived and then motherfuckers come and
- 37:04Speaker 1: get you a helicopter like a.
- 37:06Speaker 5: Year two months past you dying in the Amazon. Bro,
- 37:09Speaker 5: everything will kill you as much as they're okay, then.
- 37:11Speaker 1: We're going to the island spirit away. Yeah, dog, let's
- 37:16Speaker 1: go movie. Stupid ass movie, a stupid ass movie. You're
- 37:20Speaker 1: fucking that's a good movie.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Not half that movie. I'm like, okay, this dude, come on,
- 37:26Speaker 3: we got a little bit with the ball Wilson. Yeah,
- 37:30Speaker 3: come on, I gotta rewatchable movie.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Good movie. I guess it's a movie. But watching great amazing.
- 37:40Speaker 1: I'll probably watch the Seven times nine something like that once. Yes,
- 37:44Speaker 1: halfway like Passion of the Criest.
- 37:46Speaker 3: You know that's a key.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Dog, that's a good movie. But it ain't the movie.
- 37:50Speaker 1: You're gonna be busting out every fucking nothing.
- 37:55Speaker 3: You should do.
- 37:56Speaker 1: You should do that ship dog.
- 37:57Speaker 2: Next time you have a first day you pick up,
- 37:59Speaker 2: you're like, I don't really care about this one and
- 38:02Speaker 2: just be like you want to come. You watch a movie,
- 38:03Speaker 2: you bust out Passion of the Christ. Big if you
- 38:08Speaker 2: still get the pussy, that's player dog.
- 38:11Speaker 4: Bro, you're gonna get a a that night gets out
- 38:14Speaker 4: of my She's not gonna want to she's not gonna
- 38:17Speaker 4: want to have regular sex.
- 38:20Speaker 2: That would be crazy, though, bro, Like, what do you
- 38:21Speaker 2: think the turnout would be? You take a girl home
- 38:24Speaker 2: and then like you're like, oh man, we're gonna watch
- 38:26Speaker 2: a movie and then you bust out start playing Passion
- 38:28Speaker 2: of the Crime.
- 38:29Speaker 1: What if you play blood? That's a George?
- 38:33Speaker 5: Does you just see if she's a down as fool?
- 38:37Speaker 5: You guys watched Enter the Void? Have you've seen that?
- 38:40Speaker 1: You've seen that rucked up? Yeah? One one, it's not new,
- 38:44Speaker 1: it's old.
- 38:45Speaker 5: It's some guy in like China or some ship and
- 38:47Speaker 5: he does d MT just before he dies they kill him.
- 38:50Speaker 5: He does DMT in this wash room stall. The police
- 38:52Speaker 5: break in and shoot him as he's ripping the d
- 38:55Speaker 5: M T. So he watches the whole thing happened. It's
- 38:59Speaker 5: a fucking trip. Dude, should watch that movie.
- 39:02Speaker 1: I saw The Time Machine again recently. Which one was that?
- 39:06Speaker 1: That movie about where the guy goes in back in
- 39:07Speaker 1: time to save his wife Hotel time Machine.
- 39:11Speaker 2: It was like before It's time and then like you
- 39:13Speaker 2: know that movie, right, he has to keep going back
- 39:15Speaker 2: in time. Philippa talked about it and I was like, yeah,
- 39:17Speaker 2: and I saw it and I was like, oh, this
- 39:18Speaker 2: is trip. He keeps going back in time because to
- 39:23Speaker 2: save his girl, like so like the first time she
- 39:25Speaker 2: gets like cancer or something like that, and then like
- 39:28Speaker 2: he's like fuck, man, like why does she have to
- 39:30Speaker 2: get cancer? She died, so you find he builds a
- 39:31Speaker 2: time machine to save her back but he goes back
- 39:34Speaker 2: in a different time and he meets her, but this
- 39:37Speaker 2: time on the same day at the same time. She
- 39:39Speaker 2: dies different when she gets hit by a car, and
- 39:41Speaker 2: then he's like, oh fuck again.
- 39:43Speaker 9: He keeps going back but it's it's it's not that's
- 39:47Speaker 9: not the point. Watch trying to go back to his
- 39:51Speaker 9: girl doing over there, over.
- 39:53Speaker 4: There and he kill just kill Hitler and save a
- 39:57Speaker 4: lot of Nazis, but he wants to go save his
- 39:59Speaker 4: how about it?
- 39:59Speaker 1: How about how about this time on? How about this time?
- 40:04Speaker 1: How about this time machine question? Would you go back
- 40:07Speaker 1: to save Jesus Christ? Yeah, because after people go back
- 40:12Speaker 1: and see that he's a brown guy and they're like,
- 40:14Speaker 1: oh my bad, we wouldn't be here. Sorry, Okay, then
- 40:17Speaker 1: you do that.
- 40:18Speaker 3: You know you had to die. We wouldn't be able
- 40:22Speaker 3: to sin now, No, but you would. That's not what
- 40:27Speaker 3: that means.
- 40:27Speaker 4: That just would Yeah, just no know that you had
- 40:30Speaker 4: a diverst since you had a diverse since Yeah, if
- 40:33Speaker 4: you don't kill him, there's no there's.
- 40:35Speaker 3: No Bible, there's no It just means that.
- 40:37Speaker 2: It just means that we wouldn't have to repent for
- 40:40Speaker 2: our sins, like we would just have to like like
- 40:43Speaker 2: just like it just doesn't mean that, bro, It just
- 40:45Speaker 2: means the sins would be the kind of like worthless.
- 40:47Speaker 1: I go back to when the CIA invented the original acid.
- 40:51Speaker 1: You know, try a little go back into some cool ship.
- 40:57Speaker 1: If you're gonna suck around, you around too much, that's
- 41:01Speaker 1: a bad time to show. All I do is just
- 41:03Speaker 1: fucking go to yesterday, whining lottery that's it. Yeah, that's it.
- 41:07Speaker 1: You tag along in the cloud. That's about the worst. Like, Man,
- 41:10Speaker 1: I don't know what better than being when I was
- 41:12Speaker 1: fifteen years old my girlfriend this will for sure? What
- 41:17Speaker 1: would say something like that? So when my girlfriend was
- 41:20Speaker 1: fifteen years old, for ill go bag dog, because.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Fuck did you just say he said you would go
- 41:29Speaker 2: back to be fifty year olds to save a relationship
- 41:31Speaker 2: that really been.
- 41:32Speaker 1: Lot to you. You know what I mean?
- 41:33Speaker 3: People fuck about them now, but but at the time
- 41:37Speaker 3: is this.
- 41:37Speaker 5: You don't change your age, you just go back. So
- 41:41Speaker 5: that's some pedophile ship.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking weird ship.
- 41:45Speaker 5: Yeah, why you're the one.
- 41:46Speaker 1: You don't go back. What I'm saying, what would you
- 41:50Speaker 1: do if you did go back to?
- 41:52Speaker 3: What the fuck?
- 41:53Speaker 5: Or f or fucking but you don't go back to
- 41:55Speaker 5: looking at watch back to you? No, Yeah, I guess
- 41:57Speaker 5: you're in that world that's all. Be a forty year
- 42:00Speaker 5: old back in when I was there'll be like d
- 42:03Speaker 5: and you're still there too. Tell me you're forty now, motherfucker?
- 42:06Speaker 1: Like Yeah, what the fuck? Like that movie kid, go.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Back in time when you went to problem with that
- 42:10Speaker 3: black chickan.
- 42:11Speaker 1: I didn't go to prom food that was like eight
- 42:13Speaker 1: grade food. Oh, I don't know, but for the for
- 42:16Speaker 1: the year. But you know when foods wind chick like
- 42:19Speaker 1: best of and ship that was me back of the year,
- 42:21Speaker 1: Back of the year.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Yeah, because he dated the black Chick tight.
- 42:26Speaker 1: We made our own categories. Oh okay, hell yeah.
- 42:36Speaker 5: It's like when you get black beans and the refried beans,
- 42:40Speaker 5: tago indey beans and what the is this a bean?
- 42:46Speaker 1: Every bean ever? You ever ate the bag with all
- 42:49Speaker 1: the colored beans, it's like a bag. It's like the bomb.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Oh that's you throw that bag when you're making chili. No,
- 42:58Speaker 1: but I'm talking about they're all different colors. Bro. I
- 43:01Speaker 1: know kid that when you're making you know how foods
- 43:05Speaker 1: make chili? Like you throw that and there and that's
- 43:09Speaker 1: what that you make chili?
- 43:10Speaker 3: Tom, I can see you.
- 43:14Speaker 1: His wife makes chili. Bro, he started getting cold. I'll
- 43:17Speaker 1: be looking at recipes and ship to show me your
- 43:20Speaker 1: wife and a gang of ship. Nah, just s that.
- 43:21Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I want to see if I can
- 43:23Speaker 1: get this ship and then I'll just Tommy.
- 43:27Speaker 3: I'm sorry, bro.
- 43:29Speaker 4: Ray, if you can pull up Tom's Instagram, you made
- 43:31Speaker 4: some hamburgers that look horrible.
- 43:35Speaker 3: That's why he ain't horrible. I don't take him to
- 43:38Speaker 3: the Tommy's barbecuing first family. And the hamburger looks like
- 43:43Speaker 3: not a patty. I don't even know how to.
- 43:46Speaker 1: They were on fire, Yeah, they were burning. You're feeding that, bro,
- 43:51Speaker 1: Just look, I didn't use that. That's what I'm saying.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Don't take me to the grill. I'll burn everythinging cat, Bro,
- 44:00Speaker 1: But I make chili food and I'll make like say,
- 44:02Speaker 1: I'll make like try tapping ship and there's still a
- 44:04Speaker 1: big ass chunk of meat. I'll just chop it up,
- 44:08Speaker 1: get another meat, eat it up, and then throw it
- 44:11Speaker 1: in the motherfucking ship. And then you just let that
- 44:14Speaker 1: ship cook for either overnight or from the morning to
- 44:17Speaker 1: the motherfucking after those and the whole pat smells like.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Get the patties on the burger, brother ship, don't even circle?
- 44:24Speaker 3: What the fuck is that ship?
- 44:26Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 44:26Speaker 3: What is? They look like?
- 44:29Speaker 1: What they look like?
- 44:29Speaker 2: You know when like a fat eye, I'm sorry fat
- 44:32Speaker 2: and their heads starts to do.
- 44:34Speaker 3: That little ship you're gonna take a star, Bro.
- 44:38Speaker 1: Ship looks deformed. Bro, it looks like a Patrick Starr
- 44:41Speaker 1: made hamburger.
- 44:42Speaker 5: It's one of those ones that you cook the outside
- 44:44Speaker 5: is super cooked, but the inside is still raw.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Those are something has cheese inside. Okay, that's where I
- 44:51Speaker 1: was trying to get at. You never made those what
- 44:54Speaker 1: are they called cheese stuffed burgers, but they call them
- 44:58Speaker 1: something juicy lots. Yeah, yeah, juicy Lucy's that's good. I remember.
- 45:08Speaker 2: One of the craziest things. One thing that I wish
- 45:10Speaker 2: Barts mad was he made these tater tots burgers. They
- 45:13Speaker 2: were like, it's so, it's the stupidest thing. It's almost
- 45:15Speaker 2: like almost like a made up food. But he took
- 45:17Speaker 2: these little tater tots and he made that the bun
- 45:20Speaker 2: and little pieces of cheese one pickle, and it was
- 45:23Speaker 2: like these little fucking patties and it was.
- 45:25Speaker 1: It was the cutest ship ever.
- 45:27Speaker 5: But bro I just wanted to order a twelve, just
- 45:29Speaker 5: like yeah, yeah, then you end up too much of them.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Yeah, well tell me they're going in on your patties.
- 45:36Speaker 5: Nasty.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Hold on, he said, weird brain ship. Those patties look
- 45:46Speaker 2: like fucking dog food.
- 45:50Speaker 3: Nasty. Everybody, it was show smashed the.
- 45:59Speaker 1: Pan all right, motherfuckers.
- 46:07Speaker 10: To the barbecue the Mexican parts over here, bro Co
- 46:14Speaker 10: bar cop Bart smashed me the.
- 46:18Speaker 1: Dog all all of the great one. The fuck bro, Hey,
- 46:21Speaker 1: tell me you ever? Had you ever well? Were you
- 46:24Speaker 1: singing before? Before you you were?
- 46:26Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you were in that sky band. But I
- 46:28Speaker 2: was gonna say you ever serenaded chick? Hell nah, not
- 46:32Speaker 2: about your wife. I don't like, I don't know, dog,
- 46:35Speaker 2: I just my girl just hears me singing and ship.
- 46:37Speaker 2: But I feel I don't know, I feel weird, like
- 46:40Speaker 2: singing to somebody's just sing to the dishes and ship.
- 46:44Speaker 2: I'm like, if I watch somebody singing to somebody, I'm
- 46:47Speaker 2: like the uncle I feel. I'm like, it's just weird
- 46:50Speaker 2: to me. I'm not trying to I'm.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Singing and ship. I feel like, yeah, you're but it's
- 46:54Speaker 1: just I don't know. Maybe I'm just fucking weird though.
- 46:57Speaker 1: How me is that guy? Like?
- 46:58Speaker 2: Tell me is the uncle from Home Alone? Remember the
- 47:01Speaker 2: guy who he was in the shower? He was like
- 47:03Speaker 2: seeing cool jerk. He was like, get out of here,
- 47:05Speaker 2: your little pervert. Next time, I'll slap you silly.
- 47:09Speaker 1: That's that's such a great That's such a great fucking
- 47:12Speaker 1: Christmas movie. Big movie. What's what's top Christmas movies?
- 47:15Speaker 3: Are you Alone?
- 47:16Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Home Alone? One in two Santa Claus,
- 47:21Speaker 2: which one the first one?
- 47:24Speaker 1: Who player? Yeah, that's all right, I've seen him.
- 47:29Speaker 5: The one with the Governor of California.
- 47:34Speaker 1: Turbo man man. Yeah, that's so underrated and so what
- 47:37Speaker 1: what's it called? Ra Yeah?
- 47:42Speaker 3: My favorite one is brench especially when he's a little kid.
- 47:45Speaker 3: I love that part of the movie.
- 47:47Speaker 1: Why that's so odd because it's because I like all
- 47:51Speaker 1: the identify with the Grinch. Then he's cool.
- 47:55Speaker 3: But yeah, that's a great one.
- 47:59Speaker 1: He's little in that movie.
- 48:00Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a part where was little and he learns
- 48:02Speaker 4: how to shave and little and then he's like all
- 48:04Speaker 4: the little girls roast and that's what breaks his heart.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Like that's why he becomes an asshole.
- 48:08Speaker 3: Becomes an asshole because everybody's me me a little bit
- 48:11Speaker 3: coming with the watch.
- 48:12Speaker 1: You gotta watch.
- 48:13Speaker 3: I don't know if you it's a great movie. Yeah,
- 48:19Speaker 3: I just one of my favorite movie that.
- 48:20Speaker 2: It's kind of genius though, to funk up the holiday
- 48:22Speaker 2: they all love for making fun of him.
- 48:24Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. That Bear and Toy Story three, it
- 48:32Speaker 1: was like the worst.
- 48:32Speaker 2: That ship that was the most h the most anxiety
- 48:36Speaker 2: I've gotten from a Toy Story movie.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Hey, guys, what about Grandma got.
- 48:45Speaker 3: Because like that movie Grandma got run over by ranger?
- 48:48Speaker 1: Never heard of it, never heard of it. Grandma got
- 48:50Speaker 1: ran over by a reindeer.
- 48:53Speaker 3: It was a movie though, I remember the movie behind it.
- 48:55Speaker 1: That ship ship in the movie these maybe not that ship?
- 49:04Speaker 1: And what about this? See Christmas lights on the movie?
- 49:07Speaker 1: Let him watch it?
- 49:07Speaker 2: Would you rather if you had to come back in life?
- 49:10Speaker 2: Will come back after after you die in this life?
- 49:12Speaker 2: Would you rather come back as a midget or a
- 49:14Speaker 2: crippled crippled midget?
- 49:17Speaker 1: Let's go, that's a very hard life, bro, I can't believe. Well,
- 49:21Speaker 1: both of them would be hard.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Cripple like you can be a crippled like Irving and
- 49:28Speaker 2: just slash. Okay, final, let me be let me be
- 49:30Speaker 2: more specific with trying to get his canceled wheelchair wheelchair
- 49:37Speaker 2: magic midget.
- 49:38Speaker 3: You have legs, you can kind of run what you
- 49:42Speaker 3: ain't working the easy one? He's on easy all day?
- 49:49Speaker 3: Midget bro?
- 49:52Speaker 2: What about what about all those sports wheelchair guys? But
- 49:55Speaker 2: you're like, you know your dick still works to somebody,
- 49:57Speaker 2: I don't.
- 49:58Speaker 3: Care, so fucking midget?
- 50:00Speaker 1: Hey, you ever trip? You ever trip on foods like
- 50:04Speaker 1: those foods that would be on Jerry Springer or some
- 50:06Speaker 1: ship and they would just have like a little ass
- 50:08Speaker 1: body too little, like to right here in the arms.
- 50:11Speaker 1: And then they're like, oh they have like four kids,
- 50:13Speaker 1: And were like, the what the fuck? Major don't get
- 50:17Speaker 1: a disability check food dot Huh? You am? I the
- 50:20Speaker 1: only one that ever tripped out on that. When I
- 50:22Speaker 1: was I was like, hey, what the hell, that's he
- 50:24Speaker 1: got kids and ship ship that you would see on
- 50:28Speaker 1: Jerry Springer or something.
- 50:30Speaker 5: Yeah, and you like and they put it on so
- 50:33Speaker 5: you watch it when you come home from school. Yeah,
- 50:35Speaker 5: it was on at the perfect time.
- 50:36Speaker 3: That's kind of cool. It made my life feel better.
- 50:37Speaker 3: I was like, damn, you guys got ye. I'm just
- 50:40Speaker 3: worried about man.
- 50:43Speaker 4: Try to figure out long division, honestly, trying to get
- 50:47Speaker 4: about to go through divorce.
- 50:48Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:48Speaker 5: That was a crazy show, dude. It's fucking awesome.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Though you guys didn't have a jersey like Canadian Jerry Springer.
- 50:54Speaker 4: You guys all ready the ship.
- 50:55Speaker 5: Trailer allur TV came from you guys. We watched American
- 50:59Speaker 5: fucking most of it, all the good stuff.
- 51:00Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 51:01Speaker 4: It was like, no like superstars, like celebrities. Canadian celebrities
- 51:05Speaker 4: is that new thing?
- 51:06Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 51:06Speaker 5: No, you know there, yeah, they come here, fucking yeah,
- 51:10Speaker 5: fucking bustin powers, come on.
- 51:13Speaker 3: See. But like Mexico, I mean, obviously it's different.
- 51:15Speaker 4: Language of Mexico has its celebrities like my mom would
- 51:17Speaker 4: always like in their world.
- 51:18Speaker 1: Like hey, but that's the thing about Canada.
- 51:21Speaker 5: It's like Canada's only like what how it's it's a
- 51:23Speaker 5: new country, dog, you know what I mean about the
- 51:25Speaker 5: in the in the in the scope of it's a
- 51:27Speaker 5: couple of hundred years old or how I mean, I
- 51:28Speaker 5: don't even know how old it is, you know, but
- 51:30Speaker 5: it's not that fucking.
- 51:31Speaker 3: What about French? Don't you speak French?
- 51:34Speaker 1: We speak French in a little bit there. How about that?
- 51:36Speaker 5: There's no TV for the there's no yeah, for sure
- 51:38Speaker 5: there is. You don't speak none of it. I speak
- 51:41Speaker 5: a little bit of French. Are you asking if I
- 51:43Speaker 5: speak none of it? Like from none of it?
- 51:45Speaker 1: Damn dude. Canada is only one hundred and fifty seven
- 51:48Speaker 1: years old.
- 51:48Speaker 5: Yeah, man, there's no like real fucking like it's stolen
- 51:51Speaker 5: Land seventeen seventy six, Canada the British seventeen seventy six.
- 51:56Speaker 1: You know that, didn't you.
- 51:58Speaker 3: Should know that?
- 52:00Speaker 5: And they're like, I don't know who you're telling me
- 52:02Speaker 5: that there was nothing going on in Canada before one
- 52:04Speaker 5: hundred fifty years ago, Adam Green, but like there was,
- 52:07Speaker 5: like Adam, you know, I don't believe it.
- 52:09Speaker 2: Like we're two hundred and forty eight years old.
- 52:15Speaker 5: And you're saying that, Like China's ten thousand years old
- 52:18Speaker 5: and they had all this shit going on, and you're saying,
- 52:19Speaker 5: all in the Americas, there wasn't that much shit going on.
- 52:22Speaker 1: It's popping here.
- 52:23Speaker 5: It was, yeah, man, and now the people who came
- 52:26Speaker 5: over just were built over it, took it over and
- 52:28Speaker 5: built over it.
- 52:32Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, that's crazy. I wonder how old Australia is
- 52:37Speaker 1: that old?
- 52:38Speaker 5: Brow the fuck they've said they started about how like
- 52:41Speaker 5: the people that are there, how fucking far that is
- 52:43Speaker 5: from everywhere else.
- 52:44Speaker 3: They started saying prisoners there.
- 52:46Speaker 2: Oh, the ancestors of Australia arrived in Australia between fifty
- 52:51Speaker 2: thousand and sixty five thousand years ago.
- 52:54Speaker 5: Man, So you're telling me, like, damn, only in the
- 52:58Speaker 5: last two hundred years some shit started getting normal. There
- 53:01Speaker 5: was just a bunch of yeah, on the fuck out
- 53:06Speaker 5: to all of them, bro, And then they built on
- 53:08Speaker 5: top of it.
- 53:08Speaker 3: They came in here with the smallpawks.
- 53:10Speaker 1: You've been to Australia, Yeah, it was how was it?
- 53:13Speaker 1: It was fucking it was cool.
- 53:14Speaker 5: Some of the lot of mullets, short shorts and uh
- 53:17Speaker 5: flip flops.
- 53:19Speaker 1: People are cool.
- 53:20Speaker 5: Yeah, they get drunk. The comedy shows were some of
- 53:23Speaker 5: the drunkest people ever dealt with in my life. Yeah,
- 53:25Speaker 5: because but they but like not like they just have
- 53:27Speaker 5: a good time. From like it's usually you know how
- 53:29Speaker 5: something is the late show that people get more drunk.
- 53:31Speaker 5: This is like from five o'clock show on where people
- 53:34Speaker 5: are just drinking.
- 53:35Speaker 1: Let's go And with the flight eighteen motherfucking hours out
- 53:40Speaker 1: seventeen hour flight. Yeah, you sleep on that ship the
- 53:43Speaker 1: whole time, sleep a little bit, watch the movies and ship.
- 53:48Speaker 5: Then like so like at one point you're like, holy fuck,
- 53:51Speaker 5: I'm flying, Like we're flying completely over ocean, dog, you
- 53:54Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like there's nothing, there's nothing, there's
- 53:57Speaker 5: no you know how wild that is?
- 53:59Speaker 1: Yeah, what but ocean if you're hitting that motherfucker.
- 54:04Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's just crazy to think like there's just
- 54:06Speaker 5: this much water like we were flying for this many hours.
- 54:08Speaker 5: We're not crossing over any land, you know.
- 54:11Speaker 1: Wild, that's kind of crazy.
- 54:15Speaker 5: We went to Fiji. We stopped in Fiji. Yeah, Fiji water,
- 54:20Speaker 5: Oh ship. I don't even think about that the whole time.
- 54:23Speaker 1: I went to the nearest creek and it's.
- 54:26Speaker 5: It's and there's a lot of Indian people there, Indian
- 54:28Speaker 5: people and like brown people and black people, and it's like,
- 54:32Speaker 5: how did you guys get here?
- 54:33Speaker 3: You know?
- 54:34Speaker 1: And Fiji?
- 54:35Speaker 5: That is true, man, Fucking Europeans put people everywhere, doug.
- 54:39Speaker 1: Hey, what's that society of people they had?
- 54:41Speaker 2: They were so advanced that they were just like, we
- 54:43Speaker 2: got to hide the history of this ship about Yeah,
- 54:47Speaker 2: where the was that she supposed.
- 54:49Speaker 1: To be at?
- 54:50Speaker 3: All the buildings that they say like all like.
- 54:53Speaker 2: Yeah, the capital, Like if you look at the Capitol,
- 54:56Speaker 2: the house, like where in the weere in the globe?
- 54:58Speaker 1: Was it?
- 54:59Speaker 3: All of it?
- 54:59Speaker 1: So looks.
- 55:03Speaker 3: Full Tommy, shut up.
- 55:04Speaker 1: He asked you a question, and I'm about to answer
- 55:06Speaker 1: it full hit them.
- 55:08Speaker 4: So, so you know, all the buildings like the White uh,
- 55:12Speaker 4: like the White House and all those big ass buildings
- 55:15Speaker 4: like the courthouses and all that. They say that that
- 55:18Speaker 4: was built back when they had like, uh, horses and buggies.
- 55:22Speaker 4: I don't think that ship was built with horse and
- 55:25Speaker 4: buggies without fucking electrical drills all that ship. I think
- 55:28Speaker 4: they was already just like the pyramids. Like I think
- 55:30Speaker 4: what happened was.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Is this who's talking about the White House?
- 55:35Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a couple of there's some buildings that if
- 55:37Speaker 4: you look at them, they were said that they were
- 55:38Speaker 4: built with horse that big ass stick. Yeah, with horse
- 55:41Speaker 4: and buggies. They said they moved that with horse and buggies,
- 55:43Speaker 4: without electrical drills, without electrical power.
- 55:46Speaker 5: That was all when they had uh fucking candles.
- 55:49Speaker 4: You think if you think they can, they can build
- 55:51Speaker 4: the cathedral, you know the one over there in Europe.
- 55:53Speaker 4: They can build all that ship with fucking without electrical
- 55:57Speaker 4: fucking power.
- 55:58Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 55:59Speaker 1: But they have pictures of the White House speaking built. No, Yeah,
- 56:02Speaker 1: this food is tripping food. WoT bro.
- 56:05Speaker 3: We have a lot of people that watch our podcast.
- 56:07Speaker 3: They don't watch because.
- 56:07Speaker 1: We're I might not be saying it right.
- 56:10Speaker 3: That's right, I might not be saying it right.
- 56:11Speaker 4: Go watch go to timfol Hat and type in Tartara
- 56:13Speaker 4: Empire at Sam Tripley dot com, go fucking learn.
- 56:16Speaker 1: We're talking about the White House. You could google who
- 56:19Speaker 1: fucking built the motherfucking White House right now, and they're like, Oh.
- 56:22Speaker 3: These guys might not be in the White House.
- 56:24Speaker 11: Food?
- 56:25Speaker 1: What about that big as talking about it and that
- 56:27Speaker 1: it's like a big gig? What's it called? You know?
- 56:31Speaker 1: Come on? What about all that?
- 56:35Speaker 3: Like?
- 56:35Speaker 2: Yeah, they had all this different stuff that just doesn't
- 56:37Speaker 2: make sense. Like there's other buildings too, like building they
- 56:40Speaker 2: building like ten years, twenty years.
- 56:41Speaker 4: They say that they build a ship, you know, no building, Yeah,
- 56:44Speaker 4: like you know, it's hard to believe that they just
- 56:46Speaker 4: built the coliseum too.
- 56:47Speaker 3: Bro.
- 56:47Speaker 1: Like when like when they just see that ship, I'm like,
- 56:50Speaker 1: this is.
- 56:50Speaker 2: Still standing and the infrastructure is still there, without drills,
- 56:53Speaker 2: without these trails.
- 56:54Speaker 3: It's like it's like with hammers and shit.
- 56:57Speaker 1: Caesar, Caesar, what is it? Caesar? Oh?
- 56:59Speaker 3: No, is it a who?
- 57:01Speaker 2: Alexander the Great was over here talking about talking about
- 57:04Speaker 2: building ship asap?
- 57:05Speaker 3: Bro?
- 57:06Speaker 1: How do you curve the fucking building like that? Motherfucker food?
- 57:12Speaker 1: But that's just marble. The all were like straight rocks.
- 57:14Speaker 5: So like even in they have that, they have that
- 57:18Speaker 5: pyramid where like if you clap in front of it.
- 57:20Speaker 5: It makes a bird sound back at you.
- 57:22Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, how did they make that? Coincidence? Coincidence?
- 57:26Speaker 5: Nuts, Every fucking one has a different noise when you
- 57:29Speaker 5: clap at it and make something difference.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Some lady said that each every place that there's pyramids at,
- 57:35Speaker 1: there's a tunnel that leads into the ground to the
- 57:37Speaker 1: hollow hollow earth.
- 57:39Speaker 5: Hollower fucking getting next, g fucking hard right now, he said,
- 57:43Speaker 5: hollow earth.
- 57:43Speaker 1: I'll show you something that one that's been. It's been
- 57:46Speaker 1: here sant Atlantis. The lad believe it. I just want
- 57:54Speaker 1: to know about the White House said the White House
- 57:56Speaker 1: was just like they're gone? How like does somebody take
- 58:01Speaker 1: them over?
- 58:02Speaker 3: What could have been?
- 58:03Speaker 11: Like?
- 58:03Speaker 1: Uh, like, what's it called? There is?
- 58:06Speaker 4: If you look at it, there's a lot of buildings,
- 58:08Speaker 4: there's a lot of maps that old maps that they
- 58:10Speaker 4: literally tell you there's tartaria right here and someone just
- 58:13Speaker 4: create that.
- 58:14Speaker 1: What happened?
- 58:18Speaker 3: They say? They got wiped out?
- 58:19Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 58:20Speaker 3: What climate chained?
- 58:22Speaker 1: Some like.
- 58:24Speaker 3: Not climate change, but like a like an asteroid or whatever.
- 58:27Speaker 3: But like I said, if you.
- 58:28Speaker 4: Want to you like really me, Yeah, if you won't
- 58:32Speaker 4: have so many questions go to timple hat Sam triv
- 58:35Speaker 4: dot com and type in Tartaria.
- 58:36Speaker 3: I can give you the gist of it. Can you
- 58:37Speaker 3: be like, yo, there's this behind it? I don't know
- 58:41Speaker 3: now as half the time too.
- 58:42Speaker 1: By the way, can you google now who built the
- 58:44Speaker 1: White House? When if it's a picture of that ship.
- 58:48Speaker 3: Might not be in the White House.
- 58:52Speaker 5: James Hobin James Hobbin our first president, well, not mine,
- 58:57Speaker 5: but I see what he's what you mean, your first
- 58:59Speaker 5: president or Washington selected the site for the White House
- 59:02Speaker 5: in seventeen ninety one. The following year, the cornerstone was
- 59:05Speaker 5: laid and a design submitted by Irish born architect James Hobin.
- 59:13Speaker 1: He's Irish. Did the motherfuckingst your liberty? Yeah? That's an
- 59:16Speaker 1: ugly food too. Look at him, born in seventeen fifty eight,
- 59:21Speaker 1: so that was like doc, that was just like three
- 59:24Speaker 1: hundred years ago. Man, not too fit? No, yeah, uh ray,
- 59:32Speaker 1: you want to load up one of the ads. Yeah,
- 59:35Speaker 1: let's go ahead and load up one of them.
- 59:36Speaker 3: I don't know, just kind of candy. Can't believe what
- 59:39Speaker 3: all the history you'd been told is said.
- 59:44Speaker 5: I really do believe a lot of it. Yeah, it's
- 59:48Speaker 5: written by winners. Bro, So a lot of it is
- 59:50Speaker 5: fucking the history. A lot of your history is a lie.
- 59:53Speaker 5: Not all of it, but I would say eighty percent
- 59:55Speaker 5: of it is a lie. Think about how much the
- 59:58Speaker 5: fucking Vatican has story then they won't tell us.
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- 1:03:00Speaker 1: You know. Come in. Yeah, so what's up, Tommy? What
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: you got going on? You got any shows coming up?
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: We just had fucking the smile now laugh later. Yeah,
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: how did that go? That ship was fucking popping. We
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: uh we had old these uh old these DJs and
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: then uh we did our our ship me and g money. Yeah,
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: we uh came up with the idea. We're like, hey,
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: let's do some ship with you know, comedy with old these,
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: get some ship cracking, you know, and uh do it
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: like on a Sunday. But like, what do you like
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: when I see this show chilling on a Sunday afternoon
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: with the smile now laugh.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: Later when I see some of the shows that you're
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: that you're on that you know what I mean, When
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: I see you doing it up in there, I was
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: telling Ray, I'm like, is he doing stand up or like,
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: cause you're singing up in there, so I'm looking.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: That was my opening. I opened with singing that song.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: I brought out my homie Rob. We jammed out the song,
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: the the Bob song, and then I went straight from there.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: I went into my set. That was just my like
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: my opener.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: So you're trying to like Adam Sandler type of ship
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: Adam Sandler, I mean that's different.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: I don't know. I just fucking I just I was like,
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: it's our show. I want to get the people entertained.
- 1:04:14Speaker 11: You know.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: It was that that crowd. They would funk with the
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: oldies and they all fuck with lamb Oldies. So the guitar,
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: So I was like, I just jammed the song that
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: they sing on the Bomba, So the guitar is a
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: part of your Just that night, my first time headlining
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: some ship, I was fucking in the back off the
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: like just thinking about it and then just went out there,
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: did that and then went into my like it kind
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: of eased, you know, I don't know. Yeah, man, first
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: time I got and I just fucking did did my
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: ship and it was. It was a fucking a great night.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: It was sold down.
- 1:04:52Speaker 5: You just around and have fun.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. That's the best.
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: We had me G Money, Jay Valentino was hosting, and
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: we had JP the comic like uh open and uh.
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: It was just it was a good night food. We
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: had dj'suck I forget the fucking name.
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: The first time they asked me to do thirty minutes,
- 1:05:13Speaker 5: I did. I only had twenty minutes, and I just
- 1:05:15Speaker 5: really I was like, for ten minutes, I'll just fucking
- 1:05:17Speaker 5: hopefully someone will talk to me and I'll fucking figure
- 1:05:19Speaker 5: it out on the spot. And when you're having fun,
- 1:05:21Speaker 5: you figure it out, dude. It's time flies, bro. No,
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: you just figure something will happen that I don't expect
- 1:05:27Speaker 5: to happen.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: And it'll fucking I just fu Yeah. I just went
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: into whatever, you know, whatever was hitting. Just went on
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: that and then went back to my normal stuff. And
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: but it was just a fucking good ass night, A
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: good it was. It was. I was happy, you know,
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: everybody was happy. We fucking took. It was just so crazy.
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: First night full experiencing that shit fucking we're fools are
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: taking pictures with you and all that show, I was like, hey,
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: what the fuck. I was just like that's super dope
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: and you're in like that was like your first time
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: experiencing that. That was our first time food, bringing something
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: from our idea to bringing it to an actual fucking
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: stage and selly now you know, like we sold that
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: fucking place out, sick and fucking we just ripped it up.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: The man was like dope as fun. And then when
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: I was there, I meant, fucking I seen that man.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Mail I fucking met uh fucking par Rodriguez had a
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: show right after us, like we had the day showed
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: from four to six and then from seven o'clock. Yeah,
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: so Mail was right there. Pardriguez, Carlos Mencia, they had
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: a show right after us. And then Fool they invited
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: me to the Mail invited me. He's like, hey, come
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: fucking we're gonna be at fucking the on the eighteenth.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Rodriguez dog O g fucking you know, sick, you know,
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: sick cass fool and uh P Rod's dad Fool was like, hey,
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: fucking We're on the eighteenth. We're gonna be a fucking
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: come come, come by. So I'm gonna be on the eighteenth. Okay,
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: this is does it? But are you assuming that that
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: just automatically means like, hey, no? He said, hey, what
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: are you doing on the eighteenth? I said nothing? He said,
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: you want to come up? He said, he's all you
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: want to come up? He's all, you want to We
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: have the I thing on on the last I think
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: it's the last Wednesday. He's all, we got the last
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Wednesday of the year. He's all, you want to come out?
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, Dick, I'm like, yeah, fuck yeah,
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: thank you. I'm gonna send him a fucking headshot and
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: fucking get on that fucking little thing. What was that
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: your fucking head shot post? Ye player, I need to
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: do ass head shots? What's up, saver? That's all the
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: way head shot?
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: Oh? Fuck?
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: I know, ray hit me. I need headshots rating.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: I was like, what is it about headshot? Moving We're
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: going up.
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: I'm saying we need mother hairdshots. Way better cameras than me.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: Head shot.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: Here reson going there with his iPhone and be like yeah,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: so fo we're using.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: Two of my cameras. While we're using two of my cameras,
- 1:08:20Speaker 3: he has the bass to say, I wouldn't gonna.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: Because he does his blogs after the iPhone. He'd be like,
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: hold on to this. No, So I'm gonna do that
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: ship on the eighteenth, and then on the fucking eleventh,
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: I have my own night at the Bellflower stand up
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: sucking three plates Tommy funny fat fool, and then sucking
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: uh half. I'm gonna have food. Uh, that's that's what
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: he wanted to special up up.
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: I'm there right, tell me that's what your name is,
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: your special, funny fat fool, funny fat fool, funny fat fool.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: No, my special is gonna be called slavery. No, it's
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: gonna be called no. But yeah no. But so on
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: the eleven time doing my ship, roll up Concrete is
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: gonna be there, fucking I'm gonna have a couple other
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: homies for pull up big citrics gonna be there. We're
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: just gonna have a good last night, Daisy, it's gonna
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: be there. Gonna to me, if they ask you to
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: wear a dress for a skit, you're wearing it dress now,
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: it depends I don't give a fool that's I mean, no,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: not for it just depends on what it is. But
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: I wouldn't play a good fucking but they want you
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: to do Big Mama's house type ship. You doing it
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: if it's gonna kill the mothering game shirt No, But
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, fool, I don't like. Oh, and
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: then we filmed a fucking uh a pilot TV pilot
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: for a show with the concrete and fucking it was
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: fucking dope as dog. It's a show about car lot,
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: like car salesman. And then I was wanted to put on.
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: I was in the show being like one of the talent, Like, uh,
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: they're having a big party at the at the show
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: and they're having like all these they're having like a
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: talent show to see who can make it to to
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: be the food that showed that they performs that night.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: So I'm there's like fools that are in the talent
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: show literally like like trying, and I'm one of the fools.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: What But I go in there and then I'm like, oh,
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: I sing opera, So I do that and then but
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: then they're like, oh, we can't have you, and then
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: I'm you know it. It's uh, it's cool, but fo
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: I get I get a more scenes from just just
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: re selling ship. Baby Bash was in there. That's where
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: I fucking talked to to baby Bash about the song
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: and showed him the song and sang the fucking song.
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: And he was like, Dog, he's all that Ship is
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: a fucking badass song. And he's I'm already thinking the
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: two dogs, let's hear it, and and he's like, Doug,
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: there was some I sang the song I want to
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: get chill name, I won't I get.
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: A tattooed, and then oh no, he's really good.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: Good I sing the I sang, you know the whole
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: song made was like dog. And then luckily there were
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: some chicks right but there was some chicks. There were
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: some chicks right there and they were like, She's like, hey,
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: I got her name tattooed on me. She's all that
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: song is fucking perfect, Like that's a dope at song.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: And he's like, Dog, I'm already thinking about what I'm
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: gonna do with the song, and he's all, we can
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: fucking we can fucking perform. We can do it. When
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: I go and do my shoulders, he's like there's so
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: much we can do with that ship. He's all, I'm like,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: dogging man, and then I started telling him, not, you know, dog,
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: it's a song like, it's a good fucking song, dog,
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: and it's fucking I want to get chill name.
- 1:11:58Speaker 11: You know.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: I want to get a tattoo for you, Babby. I
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: wanna get your name. I want to get a tattoo. Foo. Mother,
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: Like it's on, you're gonna use that ship. Foo, you
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: got a motherfucking You're I'm gonna get my girls name,
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: tattoed play that ship. They're like, oh, he's gonna get
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: a tattnamer and fucking boom million us.
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: I'll ask him reggae.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: His reggae is on point.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: But yeah, we fucking I made a song. Reggae song.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: Remember remember the old man do the tattoo reggae version. No,
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: he has his own. We have the song about fucking
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: right here.
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: We don't spoke the same reggae song.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: I don't know if he remembers it said, not every
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: one that make me feel good, not every one that
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: make me a crazy, not mary one I make me
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: choke me, every one that make me go crazy. Everybody,
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: throw your hands up fucking man in dbilding. We don't
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: know what he is. He's a duppy d come around.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: Remember the old man.
- 1:13:11Speaker 12: Sometime he moved the jar rov ma he won now
- 1:13:15Speaker 12: sometimes he moved Doctor Urtain good in the fucking house.
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: He always play it down. That was a good time.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what Bob Bob Marley fucking we'll
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: be jamming out. Guy fucking came somewhere in Mexico one time.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: It's in your bloodline. Dog, Holy well, I was just
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: a little kid singing all the time. But I love singing.
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: Should get I'm gonna cut that sample and give it
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: like somebody said, psychle Les could probably do something with that.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the song about the old man. We sang
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: right here because that's the old ghost. They had a
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: ghost right here. And now who moved the jar? On video?
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: Shut up food, don't be lyda green show dog, Like,
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: what do you look like? Now?
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: I didn't see them like directly. I saw like some activity,
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: So so what did he do? So where if the
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: show's going on and everything is like starting and ship
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: in this room, No, this is on the show. Okay,
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: so we're about to start the fucking show and you know,
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: like the intro is starting, so Dom is already up there,
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: so there's nobody up there and be reals not back,
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: so it's just like there's not that many people in
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: the studio.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: There's there's no and.
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: All the photographers are out of here, so like there's
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: no camera, there's nobody behind the cameras. So I kind
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: of see like one of the curtains by the camera
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: kind of like like just kind of like waving like
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: as if the AC is hitting it. And then I'm
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: just like, wait a minute, it's winter, where the fuck
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: with the acb on?
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: So then I go back and I'm just like, what
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: the fuck is moving this fucking curtain? Like and then
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: like you know how you're like kind of like behind
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: a curtain or like under a shirt, and.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: Nah, I saw like a fucking little a stroke against
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: the fucking curtain and then it just like like.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like it was probably a microphone that
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: and they were sliding down, you know how what you
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: see like something like that.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's kind of like that, but it did
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: it like in this form and then it just went
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: slowly and then and then the show happened, and I
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: had no choice but to be focused on the show.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: But I was like kind of dumbfounded for a minute.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: I was like I got up real quick after that
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: because I was like, man, I'm gonna go give me
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: some coffee. This is not this is weird, but just
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: a double check if anybody was there.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: There was nobody there, bro. I was like, that ship
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: is tripped me out. I was like, and then you
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: saw a jar move.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: All the time, that this is just and I told
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: me real about this yesterday and I was like, triped
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: me out though. I was just like, oh damn, Like
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: it made like this motion and then the curtain just
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: kind of moved, but not like it was just very
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: light bro like, but it's still moved. When I was
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: I was the only person looking at it because everybody
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: was kind of focused on starting the show and me,
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: I'm just like, what the fuck?
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: You ever had a paranormal activity? I mean maybe and
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: I missed it. There was one when I was a
- 1:16:10Speaker 5: kid in my old house, Like I was chilling in
- 1:16:13Speaker 5: the basement, uh, and like against the wall was the
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: TV and then there was a bunch of shelves and
- 1:16:18Speaker 5: ship and I was watching TV and then the TV
- 1:16:20Speaker 5: just turned off. And then there's like a toy piano
- 1:16:24Speaker 5: like a keyboard, and it just made two noises, and
- 1:16:27Speaker 5: then I sort of got and then the stuffed animals
- 1:16:29Speaker 5: fell off the thing dog my basement, and I just
- 1:16:34Speaker 5: ran upstairs.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: But then and then I was scared. I was like,
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: maybe like nine the.
- 1:16:41Speaker 5: Flu said, not really, but yeah, that's that movie, the
- 1:16:45Speaker 5: paranormal activity.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: That was one thing that happened. And then I just
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: ran upstairs.
- 1:16:49Speaker 5: And I never went to the basement alone again until
- 1:16:51Speaker 5: I was a little older, and then I was there's
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: nothing ever happened again.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: Bro, I just like something. I just I just don't
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: have the vibe.
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, have I just don't like yo, if
- 1:17:00Speaker 5: that ship tries to come those spirits come near me,
- 1:17:02Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm okay, I'm not participating, you know. I
- 1:17:05Speaker 5: mean one thing, I am good, it's not my vibe.
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: That's the only thing I do.
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: When I have kids a little older, I am gonna
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: like try like scare them, like like once I watch
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: the scary movie, I'm like and I'm like move things
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: and ship and see like just the best of them,
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: because you know that not when they're SUPERI traumatize them
- 1:17:20Speaker 4: and the thirteen.
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: I know it's little.
- 1:17:23Speaker 4: You want to watch scared movies or you think you're
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: all big and bad, and then they get yeah, I
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: want to scare them a little bit.
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: You're like, put a mask on, bring a knife to them.
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: And when you're when the psychologist is bailing you for
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: fucking trauma and he's like, hey, you thought you were
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: all big and bad.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: He's check out this fucking bail dog dude, I used to.
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, hey, this is how much your little
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: stupid joke is gonna cost you?
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: What?
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: Because he's scared.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: He's a little pussy.
- 1:17:50Speaker 4: If if if my kn't needs therapy because I fucking
- 1:17:54Speaker 4: scared them, and if you if you play a prank
- 1:17:56Speaker 4: on them every single time they watch a scary movie,
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: it's very traumatic because you're gonna start thinking like they're crazy.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: Bro, nobody's gonna believe it. Like especially if you're like
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: doing something intricate. You're like, I'm gonna move this ship.
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: And they see some poultry guys movie their kids. They
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: don't understand, Like thirty.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: I said, like fourteen fifty I said, little pranks. This
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: was almost get a poultry guy. So I just said,
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: like fucking scare of a.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: Night like move ship Exavier puts the Wisi board under
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: their bed. Yeah, bro scared row for twenty minutes.
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: You see my kids playing the Wuigi board.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm putting it unto the bed lean would you?
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: Would you play that ship?
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: No?
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: They don't even talk about that ship board? Why do
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: you get scared? I'm just like this guy. Don't practice centera.
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: Bro Yo ever try to sell you sell me a yeah?
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: No, I mean no, I've never put out the offer
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: that I'm buying jokes I have.
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: People have been like, hey, let me you want to
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: buy some of my jokes. I'm like, nah, I'm cool.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: I'll be like, fuck you dogg.
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: And no they try to get me right there, but
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: they'll try to give him to me. They're just like
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: lest like the.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Tweaker at work, where he's like, hey, I got a
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: gang Joe, I got a whole book of jokes, Like
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:19:09Speaker 4: Tinpole has a big cutcher, mikeel Tinpole has a really
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: big fan. So I'll get somebody be like, hey, I
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: got some conspiracy jokes I thought of.
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: You want them? And I'll click on them And sometimes
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: they're funny. But like I said, that's still fun I.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: Would buy joke. I would buy that joke. Jokes, conspiracy
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: jokes from the kid kid who did the stand up,
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: they're his shokes.
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: Can't spy him.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: Was like, because he's he he's fucking funny.
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that kid's funny.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully he sticks by it.
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: I can't believe him on the can't believe you. Let Yeah,
- 1:19:37Speaker 4: when he's fucking enough to smoke, all right, we can
- 1:19:43Speaker 4: yeah technically yeah.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: But now he's the first thing he's gonna ask to
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: be like the Wards gonna be there.
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: Yeah, this fucking idiot, dude, I sent him so he
- 1:19:52Speaker 3: needs I don't want to talk about who brought it up.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: He volunteered himself to get himself tired.
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: I was his legal guardian that day. I was his
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: legal guardian that day. Yeah, so I don't say it.
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: You already burned yourself out already. But if you go
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: into details, bro, then we can for that ship. We
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: could get the amount of tized.
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: Oh but I tell you don't post a video of
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: the ship patre there's no rules.
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no rules on Patreon.
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: But besides, dog, I was like, it's not that yeah, yeah,
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: straight up, And let's get into the super chant though,
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: isn't it about.
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: That time.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: It feels like my parents are fighting. Why is everyone
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: so mean to each other? That's why?
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: All right, so let's get into the super Chats. By
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: the way, I had the offer to, uh, what is it?
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: Whoever buys two hats on the website, It's getting hooked
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: up with a free k pop with orders, So just
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: buy any two hats get combined all the way till Sunday. Also,
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: there's another sale going down on Whatnot on Friday. Make
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: sure you guys come do some holiday shopping on there
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: as well. Come check out some other collectibles I have
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: listed on there as well. Thank you everybody who has
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: been shopping on there. And I'm gonna pick two winners
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: from the super Chats to what is it to win
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: some unreleased Well these posters they were supposed to be
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: for the date that got canceled for Cypress Hill, So like,
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: so I got these fucking these posters.
- 1:21:33Speaker 3: It's like when the it's like when the something that
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: never happened.
- 1:21:36Speaker 4: No, it's like in a world series or something or
- 1:21:38Speaker 4: football supporting event and the other team wins and they
- 1:21:40Speaker 4: made t shirts for the other team, and they got
- 1:21:42Speaker 4: to give them up to like Africa, and there's like
- 1:21:44Speaker 4: a T.
- 1:21:45Speaker 5: Shirt, fake championship, a fake championship T shirt. Do they
- 1:21:48Speaker 5: make them anyways ready to go?
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: Do they?
- 1:21:51Speaker 5: They have to because they have to give them out
- 1:21:53Speaker 5: right away. Yeah, and then they just shipped up.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: Can't they just make a limited amount?
- 1:21:58Speaker 5: But even if they do, they still have to give
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: it away if it's not real, they ship it off
- 1:22:01Speaker 5: to somewhere where like no one's gonna wear them because
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: it's like.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: No one's gonna take a picture of them.
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: They do, and then so they that's how we found out.
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: Like there's T shirts of the year l a f
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: C one Championships.
- 1:22:11Speaker 4: There's tea shirts with the other team saying they won
- 1:22:13Speaker 4: that they're wearing in Africa right now, in Egypt, wherever
- 1:22:17Speaker 4: they wherever. The United States was like here, you guys
- 1:22:18Speaker 4: want free T shirts because gus.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: Are poor, And that's gonna be the next ship.
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: Shirts we didn't need.
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: Here a losing shirt found and fucking you know, like
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: that's gonna be the new one. Make one a champion shirts,
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: face champions shirts, authentic one. You can make that whole business.
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: I think is gonna take it this year.
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: Somebody out there, somebody out there is gonna get some
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: fucking Galaxy shirts that they're saying that they won this
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: year in Africa.
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: He's on you.
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: You don't think Galaxy has it this year.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: They got a good shot, they got a good team,
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: they crumble under their defense.
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: And they lost their player.
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: I saw it made me so happy, such a hater.
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: I was just like, we can smile.
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: That's such a real smile to look at it. It's
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: just like just like like this guy towards a cl
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: like the pain they'll recover, Like that's not that's not.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: I was like something to smile about, you know what.
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: I was like, who's celebrating now? Foo Like I was like,
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: I'll do all these fucking dances right now.
- 1:23:21Speaker 3: You know what? Because my a c O works, they
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: pay New York yea, yeah, they pay the Red Bulls.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: I'm just saying, bro, it's gonna be a it's gonna
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: be a crazy game and you don't know where it's
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: gonna but it could be that whole thing where it's
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: like we got a championship in.
- 1:23:39Speaker 5: L A and maybe wherever the game is happening, the
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: real winner is the person in the lounge just getting
- 1:23:44Speaker 5: the free food, drinks and candy and ship.
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: That's the real way that time we went. They don't
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: have that a fucking dignity park. It's the shape of dignity.
- 1:23:53Speaker 4: But but I know what what Niddy means because when
- 1:23:57Speaker 4: we went to the l a f C game, the
- 1:23:58Speaker 4: only person that was winning was Dog.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: This fool I was watching a game. They heard you
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: know what. You know how he's like a fucking Tommy
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: size person.
- 1:24:06Speaker 5: You know how I was winning because I was I
- 1:24:08Speaker 5: was eating, I was enjoying myself and X she was drunk.
- 1:24:11Speaker 5: He was on one and he was just talking ship
- 1:24:12Speaker 5: in my ear. He was telling me how he really
- 1:24:14Speaker 5: feels about everything.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: I was having the time. My life was wasted by that.
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: It's pretty touchy.
- 1:24:23Speaker 5: When I think I might have hugged them, he might
- 1:24:25Speaker 5: have hugged me. See it's okay, we're on one. This
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: guy was on one.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: He was telling me his secrets live story. He said,
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: the key is to tell every girl you have a raptor.
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: All right, lets get into the super chats. Uh ceaseless
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: coming in with a super chat saying how's it going?
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: Thank you so much? It's going well.
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: Raspy four one five says k that moros we out
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: in nor Cow.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: Oh damn, that's crazy. I forgot about that earthquake he warning.
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: Did it happen? It's not over here, that's just all
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: the way till they're not coming this way? Is it
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: coming this way? It can't stupid it's in North cal.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: How far from us? North Cow? Fo, we're in South Cal.
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: Don't mean nothing, Tommy's used to Rich quest riches.
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: Rich Christ got hit with the seven point something.
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: Yeah, but tsunami warning is crazy though, because here's the
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: thing though, let me ask, like he.
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: Created the earthquakes and ship like he brags about earthquakes like.
- 1:25:23Speaker 5: The craziest part about a tsunami warning. The craziest part
- 1:25:26Speaker 5: about a tsunami warning is that we're not even Asian,
- 1:25:29Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: It was proud that his city gets shook and ship.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: That's not good, Tommy, I know that's not good. We'll
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: talk about it like it is what you got. We
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: got quakes, fucking.
- 1:25:46Speaker 13: Fucking scorpions, snakes, next one, all right in your fucking
- 1:25:52Speaker 13: water to look your teeth, Okay, this.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: Motherfucker yeah, flor right, dog.
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: Better though, talk about my ship, Like if it tastes
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: like that fucking spring water, I'll be like, damn, we've
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: been getting traded the whole time. It'll be the RFK.
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: See Dog is a true patriot. I'm already I'm like, man,
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: I gotta change the water. I gotta get in shape, Dog,
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: You know what I mean. It's already he's already be
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: a part of the agenda.
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: Dog.
- 1:26:21Speaker 4: If you follow him on Robert, if you follow him
- 1:26:23Speaker 4: on X, he's already telling you that he's gonna stop
- 1:26:25Speaker 4: making like fucking discussing streets.
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: Already banded spittle all that ship being a band. But
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: you know what, though, it's about it's been somebody ship
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: in other countries. Bro.
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: You know how what color their fucking eggs are in Japan,
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: the color they're supposed to be, Dog, not this fucking
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: ship that we get over here. Like they have different
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: like like everything's different over like outside of America.
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: Yeah, man's natural.
- 1:26:49Speaker 5: Yeah, like in Afghanistan most of the people are skinny,
- 1:26:52Speaker 5: but yeah, they throw rocks at their women.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: But like the people are in shape and they're healthier. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: every party all day. You know how buff you get?
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: It's a show. Foods from other countries coming over to
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: the US to get a catch a show.
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: And just like American seat Asian money. Yeah, America is
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: the only place where like you see fat Asians, bro.
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: Usually they're all in shape and they're all there in
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: the country. They come to America and they're like, holy ship,
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: it's very ready that it works on in their favor
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: and like you get that fine Asian and it goes
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: with their ass. But it's like Buddho was American or something.
- 1:27:27Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, straight, imagine if Tom like like one hundred pounds, you.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: Could do it. Zampiic dog that Watchronto's Money's on my
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: die from.
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: From GM money.
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: Just so I'll just start eating right.
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: You've been saying that drinking soda, that's how three plates started.
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: You used to say, Oh, I used to do three
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: plates on each side.
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop drinking soda side. That's it for the soda.
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: Start drinking sora. We're gonna end up with diabetes. I
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: gotta fucking stop. Can fucking no. But I don't really
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: be doing it like that. And I've been fucking working
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: a lot, fool, and that work. You don't fucking drink
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: soda dog. You just drink fucking gallon to motherfucking water
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: all day?
- 1:28:13Speaker 3: Like animal? Are you fucking animal who drinks like that?
- 1:28:20Speaker 5: You are like a car with a thirsty It looks
- 1:28:25Speaker 5: like ter you get the canteen with glass of water.
- 1:28:30Speaker 5: Bro this who gets the styrofold.
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: Water career? Give me this water.
- 1:28:41Speaker 5: The next water is like pepperoni.
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: The next super chat goes for Tommy.
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: It says, Tommy, how come you're not on George Burrids
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: podcast anymore?
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: Cut me off? Cut me off, like I dude, my
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: leg he got fired to fuck. I don't know what happened.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: Happened No, nothing, nothing, I don't know, fool. It was
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: just one day I was gonna be the feature act
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: for the weekend. And then the next day that night
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: I was like, Noah, you should have made it. And
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: I was like, all right, you should have made the song.
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: And then that's it. I was like what the fucking
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: Everything was cool and then it was just I don't know,
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: it's funny we got and never never, you know, never did.
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: I was just like a well, I was in a
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: super chat.
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: I I know, Yeah, you're a fucking idiot.
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: Uh, Next you thought Edgar asked.
- 1:29:46Speaker 3: Edgar or twenty zero.
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: No, but yeah, I fool that. It was just I
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: don't know, Doug. It was just like, that's it.
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: I'm gonna find out, get to the bottom of this.
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: We gotta make it happen. I'm gonna come back with
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: like you look. Tommy finished one song and let him
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: back on. He finished the Tupac.
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: Song, the fucking the Sampson one.
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: All right, let's go into the next one. Uh, Browsie sends, uh,
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: what is it?
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: Same team? Thank you so much for that, Browsie in person.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: Ralph Ramos in person as well, says uh yo XG.
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: That pineapple upside down cake was fire. First of all, Ralph,
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: you shouldn't be fucking eating no pineapples, the sugar free
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: just saying, dog, I'm gonna be on your ass every
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: time you posting a root beer float or something like that.
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna be and then I'm gonna have the chap
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: wom beyond your ass and be like, hey, he just
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: ate this, text him the security one.
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: All right, the next one, Browsie again, says Tommy one hundred.
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: When I let browsey.
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: The next one comes from Ralph Ramos. Uh, not all
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: heroes word capes.
- 1:31:15Speaker 5: Just lie.
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: La, No, that was did you find her number? Dog?
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Because I don't know what I saved her under food? Lady,
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: I saved That's what I tryed to type. I put
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: lady and then I put kind of leave black chillfool.
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: What food.
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: It's like, I don't get what I don't hear.
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: Why fools get hell offensive when you when it's like
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: it's like, hey, fool, that was a black fool. It's like,
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: I'm sorry, bro, It's just like it's not offensive to me. Okay,
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: this is a screenshot.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: What is this actual?
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: Let me see the phone doll, let me see all
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: that ship months. It'll be six years since you grabbed
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: me out that water. Look, this guy has his fucking
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: wife listening to text him. Okay, first of all, tell
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: me we need to we need somebody super chat him
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: a new phone.
- 1:32:22Speaker 11: Uh.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: And it says, uh, Geez has saved under jazz Catalina peeps.
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: And it said, all right, hold on, I'm gonna read that.
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna read these texts just for the bottom one
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: of the other the last time.
- 1:32:37Speaker 3: It's it's in.
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: March three, March three two, My life Saver what the
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: hell is going on?
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: Been years now, e l kept kept is it?
- 1:32:51Speaker 3: Dog?
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: Kept up with you? Because you saved my life. I'll
- 1:32:55Speaker 2: owe you a bottle when we're gonna hang by.
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: She wanted.
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: She saved her lifetime, she thought the muscles. Dog, she
- 1:33:08Speaker 4: felt the fucking three plagues.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, no, no, no, dog?
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: Come on, what did you raised?
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: Go back? You're hey, Tommy has somebody saved then their
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: fat pig. Dog.
- 1:33:26Speaker 5: That's time to tell the truth. It's time to tell
- 1:33:28Speaker 5: the truth.
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: Who is it? No, my homie, that ships the funniest
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: ship ever.
- 1:33:33Speaker 3: Though hit that you were saying, would you hit that time?
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: You were? No, it's a fool, mahonie fant No, No,
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: the lady, No, it's a it's a fool.
- 1:33:45Speaker 3: Not at But the way she's talking to you, she
- 1:33:47Speaker 3: still wants to hear the old lady food.
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: She probably sent me a picture of her and her
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: girlfriend right here.
- 1:33:52Speaker 3: She said, bottle, dude, she's an old lady fool.
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: But yeah, it's the truth.
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: Sorry, dog, she's not into foods, bro, She's in when
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: we're gonna hang serious, that's what I'm saying.
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: I got a bottle for you.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: Yeah, And then she said look, three more months, it
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: will be six years since you grabbed me down in June.
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: Stay Rona free, she said, stay Rona free. Blessings. No,
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: but she's not a lesbian lady. Fool. But it's cool.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: You're just saying that because your wife is listening. It's okay,
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: she's not. She's fucking you know. There's a picture of
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: this lady right here.
- 1:34:34Speaker 3: Wife also listening shed when she just leaves the house.
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: Is larious.
- 1:34:40Speaker 4: You think any wife though I'm not talking about him
- 1:34:42Speaker 4: and you why you need the house, she's not gonna
- 1:34:43Speaker 4: be like he's gonna be on the podcast.
- 1:34:44Speaker 3: Let me go listen to him more talk about the ship.
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: I don't want to hear.
- 1:34:48Speaker 5: No, I think it's just fucking.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: I'm no, but that that's a real that's a real, real,
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: real fucking that should really happen.
- 1:35:00Speaker 3: You know how many podcasts you don't have to listen
- 1:35:02Speaker 3: to me?
- 1:35:02Speaker 4: If you listen to all my ship, you wouldn't have
- 1:35:05Speaker 4: a life, Like I leave the house and now I
- 1:35:06Speaker 4: gotta listen to all seven of them that I'm on.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: George Brestore and you're talking about him on everything.
- 1:35:14Speaker 3: You need, Like, yeah, catch a break, I gotta go
- 1:35:18Speaker 3: to work.
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: All right, let's get into the next one. Ralph Ramos
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: says Pamela Anderson ain't got nothing on three plates. Thank
- 1:35:27Speaker 2: you for that one.
- 1:35:30Speaker 3: Do you do Christmas songs? Do Christmas songs? No Christmas songs? Yeah?
- 1:35:39Speaker 3: Like that ship like carry ship he brought up like.
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: That, make me get on the fucking I mean, maybe
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: we go finish with the Christmas Christmas song.
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: Tell me that leaves I don't know, remember that that,
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: think about it.
- 1:35:56Speaker 2: Next one, Othello Fights says hey man, been with you
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: guys for a year now, every week, always laughing and
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: smoking late night, and you guys kept keep it up.
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: It's my birthday this weekend only Happy birthdays allude to you,
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: fellow Sagittarius.
- 1:36:15Speaker 1: Right yeah, happy birthday though, h birthday.
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: Thank you for every Thursday.
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: Yeah for real, thanks you're capricorn. Uh.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: Next one comes from Browsie says he's O save save me.
- 1:36:34Speaker 3: This is true.
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: Thank you for that. How did he save you?
- 1:36:38Speaker 2: We're talking we were talking about the fucking Oh these
- 1:36:42Speaker 2: are uh. The next one comes from Juaquin Rodriguez says
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: scale dot fools, stay.
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: Up, same team, same team. The next one.
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: Route bram As they're scared, but says yo, Tommy sing
- 1:37:02Speaker 2: lod he by Jesse Morales.
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: You know what I know, Jesse? What's that? Why was
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: it TV? Just weird? That was fucking weird, right because
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: at the controls right here, what happened like somebody like
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: somebody was going through it type of ship Santora ship.
- 1:37:31Speaker 3: That's kind of weird.
- 1:37:32Speaker 5: But yeah, we're talking about saving ship in the TV moves.
- 1:37:36Speaker 5: Oh now you're believe in Jesus.
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: King, all right, So Tommy does not know that one uh,
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: next one, Fred soul uh says a bunch of fire emojis.
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that, homie, man.
- 1:37:52Speaker 3: It's the big.
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: No. You can see this. Who the din't me too?
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: Probably after.
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: The next one comes from Menace the painter, Tommy, what's
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: up manace?
- 1:38:20Speaker 3: Fred?
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: So with the next one says, that's right.
- 1:38:24Speaker 5: That's right, homie, hate food, that's right.
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: It's always I remember sucking what we said. There was
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: some g that he lived right there when we were
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: in the apartments that would come up. Now one time
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: he was he had a fucking cup and we're just
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: chilling standing right there, and that food was coming from
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: far and now we just got his cup and he's
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: like yo, and he just threw the cup and he's
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: a catch catch, what's up? Dog? I was like, who
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: the fuck is this guy? My Homie's like, who is
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: this I was like, I don't know, some jo A
- 1:38:58Speaker 1: fool's a what's up? Dogs? Hey for I gotta get
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: out the house right now. He's he's good around there.
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: She never met him? What's good? I mean? I was like, dog,
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: I never met this fool walked across the street from
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: his path and and we're just standing in front of
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: the apartment. And if we just walked up and just
- 1:39:17Speaker 1: randomly did that, what the fuck? L A ship? Ship?
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: That's right, dash right? When that food said that, that's
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: what it reminded me of that fool.
- 1:39:29Speaker 3: The story reminded me like the hood.
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: You hear that ship is the Santa fe at dash right,
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: that's right. A lot of whistling.
- 1:39:39Speaker 2: Next one comes from Othello fights, I hope you guys
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: do a raffle game?
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: Is what is it do do a raffle game?
- 1:39:48Speaker 3: Is on?
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: By well? I mean good luck to you, dog. Yeah.
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: Before we even wrote it all quick, get this one
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: in real quick. Uh huh.
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: Next one comes from Tupac Paul Tommy so he could
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: sing in code on the Tupac.
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: He already saying it, saying.
- 1:40:04Speaker 3: It too bad.
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: Listen, that's what we got a second verse this time around.
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: So he missed the whole motherfucking ship. Come on, man,
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: and that's.
- 1:40:15Speaker 3: Right next, don't start saying that ship here crying.
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: But hey, hey, the more loke you are, the more
- 1:40:24Speaker 1: you just you don't even do that dash fry sh
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: fright like.
- 1:40:35Speaker 3: Right, just say right, you didn't gonna say that, right,
- 1:40:38Speaker 3: you don't even say.
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: You just like take that ship back and fine, fine,
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: just fine, no fry right, stripe stripe try me like sprite.
- 1:41:03Speaker 5: Me without the p sprite without the pe. Fry the
- 1:41:11Speaker 5: Comedy Store on Saturday. Don't see you got tonight. I'm
- 1:41:14Speaker 5: opening up with tonight.
- 1:41:16Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I comed to Chaos. Have Jason Rowse, Jason
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: rows This fucking Tuesday. Yeah is Tuesday, Jason, we have
- 1:41:24Speaker 3: the Comedy Chaos. Huh, no way, Jason Alys and Jason Rowse.
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: I wanna go see that's.
- 1:41:30Speaker 3: Gonna be in town.
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: He's coming by Thursday.
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: Huh Thursday, Yeah, next week.
- 1:41:36Speaker 5: I'm gonna miss it, but shout out to Jason. He's
- 1:41:38Speaker 5: the reason I'm here.
- 1:41:41Speaker 3: Yeah, too many illegals at this stable. Dog Ice deaf,
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: you're the.
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: Only one, bro, I'm here legally. I got my papers.
- 1:41:47Speaker 5: Dog, He's right, that's Ryna.
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: You gotta hit him with us, fry shrank, that's wrong.
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: Give more kops when he leaves to Canada, please his owner.
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: That's wrong. Come on.
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: The next one comes from tupac XT tries his mom's
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: heels on.
- 1:42:17Speaker 5: That's wrong.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: The next one comes from you don't do it. That's right?
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: To that that's wrong, like co I be slammed dunk.
- 1:42:34Speaker 2: During the Crusif Crucif fixion, watching the Passion of the Christ.
- 1:42:39Speaker 5: Oh you mean that's Christ?
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: Oh he's watching Christ. Frank. Next one gets us next whatever.
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: Next one comes from Luis Rometo shout out from Boston,
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: look to you always coming to us from Boston fasting.
- 1:43:01Speaker 8: Uh.
- 1:43:02Speaker 2: After that, we got ceaseless one says, keep it up,
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: and we also have Juaquin Rodriguez says, you have.
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: To remember history is always written by the victors. That's
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: that's absolutely right, right.
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: I feel like whenever we get comments like that, it's
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: like typing yeah, Like he's just like you guys, don't
- 1:43:31Speaker 2: know your history. What is it, Browsie, Yes, Tommy sounds great.
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that, Browsie. Let me get
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: up over here. No, like fucking U like, what is it?
- 1:43:54Speaker 1: What is what? A fucking remember to remember what predict
- 1:43:59Speaker 1: was coming? You're saying you always be saying the most
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: random as words. What's up to predict out there?
- 1:44:13Speaker 3: Remember? We sais he was dying?
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: Hit him up. I just talked to him. He's good man.
- 1:44:23Speaker 1: They weren't salted. Next one, I just want to thank y'all.
- 1:44:31Speaker 2: For the quick magic convo y'all had. Any amount of
- 1:44:36Speaker 2: major talk is fucking great. Please bring another micro person soon.
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: It was just for a little bit. We just talked
- 1:44:42Speaker 1: about it for a short while. We gotta rent a
- 1:44:48Speaker 1: magic though, can't. That's when you should go back.
- 1:44:52Speaker 5: You should go back into time when you know you
- 1:44:54Speaker 5: could buy people, and then go buy a small fucking
- 1:44:57Speaker 5: person and then be like dream you.
- 1:44:59Speaker 1: Didn't was like a mini salesman, like a person who
- 1:45:02Speaker 1: sold like only midgets.
- 1:45:03Speaker 5: Oh buddy, for sure, people, you can always buy anything
- 1:45:07Speaker 5: you have the right money.
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: That's wrong.
- 1:45:11Speaker 11: Uh.
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: The next one, Ralph Ramo says, I want a poster.
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that super chat. The boxing
- 1:45:21Speaker 2: bas says, thank you guys. I appreciate you guys so much.
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: Love for Mission Smog. Hell yeah, thank you so much,
- 1:45:30Speaker 2: Mission Smog.
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: Thanks for keeping our fucking yo. I want, I want.
- 1:45:33Speaker 5: I walked up a mountain today. I drove up to
- 1:45:35Speaker 5: a hill on fucking that's like way different than walking. Yeah,
- 1:45:39Speaker 5: I know, I re corrected myself pretty quickly. I drove
- 1:45:41Speaker 5: up to Maholland Drive and looked off the thing and
- 1:45:43Speaker 5: it was smoggy as fuck, because that's Mission Smog taking
- 1:45:46Speaker 5: that ship out of your car and putting it in
- 1:45:48Speaker 5: the sky.
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: All right. Actually, the air quality in La right now
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: is very horrible. Okay, I don't know. Sorry, you look
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: on the motherfucker map. Its orange right now.
- 1:45:57Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, man, that's right, that's wrong.
- 1:46:00Speaker 2: Try next one, and Ongo says, shout out his zone,
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: Nitty x G Nitty and Ray Yo. Get Ken Flores
- 1:46:10Speaker 2: and Renee Vaka on the show. Cheers from Arizona and
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: shout out to Hashball.
- 1:46:16Speaker 1: Those are two of the busiest motherfuckers I know. Flor
- 1:46:19Speaker 1: And we had can Flores on before he got super famous.
- 1:46:22Speaker 3: I we got him right before you got.
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: Yeah. That's right. Scared.
- 1:46:29Speaker 4: He's on texting me because text he didn't know who
- 1:46:31Speaker 4: he was, and I brought him here but for some
- 1:46:33Speaker 4: reason I couldn't be here, and he's was like this
- 1:46:35Speaker 4: was gonna die.
- 1:46:36Speaker 3: He's walking up the stairs and I can hear.
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: That's a big boy.
- 1:46:41Speaker 3: But he was way bigger at that time.
- 1:46:43Speaker 1: No, he was was having like a hard time. He
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: wasn't wrong, it's not it was for real.
- 1:46:47Speaker 3: I guess hopefully it gets better.
- 1:46:49Speaker 4: Obviously he's killing it. Yeah, good for him, that what
- 1:46:52Speaker 4: I'm saying. But didn't know him at the time. He's one,
- 1:46:54Speaker 4: was like, who the fuck was huge?
- 1:46:56Speaker 5: It's a big boy.
- 1:46:57Speaker 1: That's Next one comes from that batto Christie Bands. What's up?
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: Perrito's longtime listener since the early days. Y'all remember me
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: and comal Ak and it's always a good time.
- 1:47:14Speaker 1: With three plates. What's up, Colento? That's right?
- 1:47:24Speaker 2: Next one comes from Joaquin Rodriguez. The old man feels
- 1:47:30Speaker 2: my spirit. That's what's up?
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: Correct?
- 1:47:36Speaker 2: The next one comes from a longo Yo. I forgot
- 1:47:40Speaker 2: to shout out temmy, my bad dog. I'm high as fuck.
- 1:47:44Speaker 1: Holding it down in the motherfucking house. Yo.
- 1:47:48Speaker 5: Just let go for a bit. You don't have to
- 1:47:49Speaker 5: hold it down so hard. Thank you though so high
- 1:47:52Speaker 5: and ship straight up.
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: The next one after that comes from hashball. I agree
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: with it, Longo, bring reneevec back up. Please please make
- 1:48:01Speaker 2: sure you have a stool nearby for this, dude, I
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: mean yeah, I mean he can make that happen.
- 1:48:08Speaker 1: What make it happen? We'll try.
- 1:48:10Speaker 2: And the next one comes from Ralph Ramos say that's
- 1:48:14Speaker 2: right right, all right, so big shout out to everybody
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: who tuned in today. I really appreciate everybody who is
- 1:48:23Speaker 2: a who tuned in. What is it up in the
- 1:48:26Speaker 2: chat room. Let's go ahead and do these giveaways real quick,
- 1:48:28Speaker 2: tomm you're gonna give me a drum roll.
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: The first winner is oh Tello fights congratulates.
- 1:48:42Speaker 5: Congratulations right, happy birthday, Happy birthday.
- 1:48:49Speaker 1: Please how you said.
- 1:48:54Speaker 5: Complains Viva, I mean the police?
- 1:49:02Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:49:02Speaker 2: What about this next one, Tommy, give me in an
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: the drummer for this like little Spirts or ship.
- 1:49:18Speaker 1: The winner for ceaseless one.
- 1:49:23Speaker 2: Congratulations ceaseless one, just one just won a grand prize.
- 1:49:30Speaker 2: Graduation participated and congratulations to the people.
- 1:49:37Speaker 1: That want today. Congratulations to all the winners out there.
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: Great job.
- 1:49:43Speaker 2: Congratulations, congratulations, straight up the posters they won the cypress
- 1:49:51Speaker 2: and release posters. Hey you I want I want one
- 1:49:55Speaker 2: of those. Let me get a big, real fun co pump,
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: right'll be a real one one of this.
- 1:50:04Speaker 3: What's a punk pop o?
- 1:50:05Speaker 1: Get it for you? Come on, Food, do a fucking
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: movie that for me.
- 1:50:12Speaker 5: That's right, that's right, that's right.
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: Movie do a song with the come on are you
- 1:50:17Speaker 1: my hermano or not? Battles, Skina Magic and I got
- 1:50:26Speaker 1: some cool ship for you. Fucking the fucking MLB, the
- 1:50:30Speaker 1: Little Bible Heads a dance, all right, let's okay for
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: coming coming by. Let's give it up man, Tommy's always
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: a good time. Thank you guys for having me. I'm saying,
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: that's right, smoke up, absolutely correct. You got anything coming up? Tommy?
- 1:50:50Speaker 1: January eleventh, Funny, Fat fool stand up and Bellflower with
- 1:50:55Speaker 1: me concrete, big citric nitty in no motherfucking gritty.
- 1:51:01Speaker 5: Let's fucking that's raw.
- 1:51:03Speaker 1: You're gonna be on the show, Yeah, Daisy Gonzalez, Okay,
- 1:51:08Speaker 1: one down, Food, but it's gonna be a fucking party,
- 1:51:11Speaker 1: little DJ. You know what I'm saying. Music, good time, everybody,
- 1:51:14Speaker 1: come in it's gonna be good and hopefully every Sunday,
- 1:51:18Speaker 1: and then February ninth, we got Smile Now, Laugh Later,
- 1:51:21Speaker 1: Full in Time's February ninth in COVID and laugh Factory,
- 1:51:25Speaker 1: me g money, gonna be in a building and uh,
- 1:51:30Speaker 1: you know, hopefully another sold out show. I'm saying, Okay,
- 1:51:32Speaker 1: that's right, check it out.
- 1:51:35Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Tommy, just remind every dog see me closer
- 1:51:39Speaker 2: than I think all Ray, thank you so much for
- 1:51:41Speaker 2: doing the show that made me happiest. Fuck MORNI shot
- 1:51:44Speaker 2: Fields Morning Real podcast algorithm.
- 1:51:46Speaker 1: Please show me all these figure much before too. Uh, Ninny,
- 1:51:49Speaker 1: you got anything popping?
- 1:51:50Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm at the fucking if you're around looking for
- 1:51:52Speaker 5: something to tonight, I'm at the laugh I mean Wround
- 1:51:54Speaker 5: Club Comedy. I'm at the comedy store tonight. I'm at
- 1:51:58Speaker 5: the comedy store tonight or the Crack Them Up Show
- 1:52:01Speaker 5: ten o'clock.
- 1:52:02Speaker 1: Come through.
- 1:52:03Speaker 5: It's gonna be a good time. Other than that, I'll
- 1:52:05Speaker 5: see you guys. Actually I'm gone next week. Tell Jasonress
- 1:52:07Speaker 5: I said, what's up? Actually, ill see them tonight. But still,
- 1:52:09Speaker 5: you know, gone to Canada for a week. I'll be
- 1:52:12Speaker 5: back next week if that light.
- 1:52:15Speaker 4: But subscribe this Saturday, This Saturday misunderstood. I've been working
- 1:52:22Speaker 4: with George for a Coolman and it's finally happening. His
- 1:52:24Speaker 4: special is getting recorded. Ezone's gonna be there. I think
- 1:52:27Speaker 4: Tommy might sneak in for some reason, but it's gonna
- 1:52:31Speaker 4: be this.
- 1:52:32Speaker 3: Who's hosting dog No one knows, but on the rail though,
- 1:52:35Speaker 3: I'll pull up.
- 1:52:36Speaker 4: You might be on camera. It's getting recorded. It's gonna
- 1:52:39Speaker 4: be dope. We're gonna party hard.
- 1:52:40Speaker 1: And do that.
- 1:52:41Speaker 3: And then December twentieth, I have a comedy show.
- 1:52:43Speaker 4: It's Friday at the Green Room. My homiees hosting it,
- 1:52:47Speaker 4: so he asked me to be on it, Jay Baldsey,
- 1:52:49Speaker 4: So pull up. I got a guest list, So if
- 1:52:51Speaker 4: you're in town, look, yeah.
- 1:52:54Speaker 1: He's gonna be there trying to put me on it.
- 1:52:57Speaker 4: Okay, that's right, that's right, that's right, Helie, And shout
- 1:53:01Speaker 4: out to our little fucking audience out there.
- 1:53:04Speaker 5: Hell yeah, big audience, big audience, that's right, that's right.
- 1:53:09Speaker 2: Yeah, solutes everybody for tuning in. Congrats to the winners.
- 1:53:13Speaker 2: Thank you everybody. Make sure you guys hit that thumbs
- 1:53:15Speaker 2: up and subscribe. Join the Patreon if you guys see
- 1:53:18Speaker 2: me posting stuff up on the on the Instagram and stuff.
- 1:53:21Speaker 2: Don't hit me up on Instagram because I'm just gonna
- 1:53:22Speaker 2: send you the Patreon linko and I'm gonna say I'll
- 1:53:24Speaker 2: talk to you on here. So hit me up on
- 1:53:26Speaker 2: Patreon if you're trying to get up on the secret
- 1:53:27Speaker 2: menu and really be smoking the same and smoking all
- 1:53:30Speaker 2: that good stuff. Also to go to the website check
- 1:53:33Speaker 2: out a lot of new merch, get your Christmas shopping done,
- 1:53:35Speaker 2: or check me out on Whatnot. I got a lot
- 1:53:37Speaker 2: of stuff that I do on auction there, so make
- 1:53:38Speaker 2: sure you guys check it out. Thank you everybody who's
- 1:53:40Speaker 2: been tuning in for those live sales as well. Aside
- 1:53:45Speaker 2: from that, we will see you guys on Wednesday. Also Saturday,
- 1:53:50Speaker 2: we will be playing one of the episodes that Patriot
- 1:53:53Speaker 2: there was Patreon exclusive and you guys get it only
- 1:53:57Speaker 2: live on Patreon once a month you get two episodes
- 1:53:59Speaker 2: X from Patron. You're gonna see what you're missing out
- 1:54:02Speaker 2: on this Saturday on the regular YouTube as you guys
- 1:54:06Speaker 2: see an unreleased episode.
- 1:54:07Speaker 1: And with that being said, we'll see you guys next time. Peace,