Latest / Adventures: Bible Truths in Action / Beach Bear Blizzard
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- 0:05Home sweet home, Beach Bear Lodge.
- 0:09I'm so tired of riding around on a tour bus all day.
- 0:13Praise God. We're finally here.
- 0:17You can see that. Again.
- 0:19Scratch. Praise God.
- 0:23We're finally here. You already said that.
- 0:27I know Bubba told me to Wow. Nevermind jr.
- 0:32I can't wait to get some sleep. All this traveling around the
- 0:35country. Doing concerts gets me, dog,
- 0:38tired. Yeah, all I've been thinking
- 0:41about the whole way home is hibernation, well, let's quit
- 0:45talking about it and get to snoring.
- 0:50Yeah, the door's broke it won't open, dude.
- 0:55What it's locked. Who would put a lock on our
- 0:59door? Door.
- 1:00Wait, what's this? It's a notice Beach, Bear.
- 1:06Lodge is closed. Due to back taxes.
- 1:11Furtive income taxes. I've heard of property taxes.
- 1:15I've never heard of back taxes. Hey guys, speaking of backs my
- 1:21needs a scratching Oh my goodness, if you, yeah, it's me.
- 1:36It's being me my whole life. The phone.
- 1:40Who are you? I'm Goldie, Goldie Locks.
- 1:44Can I have your autographs? You're new around here, aren't
- 1:49you? I'm here on business.
- 1:51I work for the IRS Earth. You've never heard of the IRS
- 1:58Internal Revenue Service. I left you this citation.
- 2:04The citation to appear in Tax Court.
- 2:08Apparently you owe the IRS back taxes as since when did the IRS
- 2:14start taxing our backs? No back taxes, are like taxes?
- 2:20That haven't even been paid according to our records, the
- 2:24taxes on beach. Bear Lodge haven't been paid for
- 2:27like three years. Whoa but we paid off the lodge
- 2:31three years ago. It belongs to us now.
- 2:35Don't it dudes you paid off the mortgage to the bank part of
- 2:39that mortgage payment was property tax that the bank sent
- 2:43in to us now that you own the property, you have to send
- 2:47property tax to us yourself. So how much tax do we owe to
- 2:5312:00? Dollars.
- 2:59Junior. Pay the lady.
- 3:01We don't have any money left. Oh, we stopped and ate at Red
- 3:06Lobster. Remember, I knew we should have
- 3:09gone to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
- 3:12Dude, how much did you spend at? Red Lobster?
- 3:16$2700, what did you eat? Everything they had.
- 3:24We were Garvin those fish. They had to close down for the
- 3:29rest of the day. You're kidding.
- 3:32Right? No, ma'am.
- 3:34We always fill up before hibernation season it has to
- 3:38last us through the winter, we don't eat again until spring.
- 3:42So you're saying, you don't have the money.
- 3:45That's what jr. Said he pays all the bills, he's
- 3:49the only one of us. That's had any schooling.
- 3:52Well, then, you'll have to appear in court in.
- 3:55Three weeks. The judge will ask you for the
- 3:57$1200 at that time. If you don't have it, you'll
- 4:02order the lodge to be sold to pay the back taxes.
- 4:06I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.
- 4:08I'm sure you'll figure something out.
- 4:10I hope. Oh, and like, thank you so much
- 4:14for the autographs. I'll be in touch.
- 4:19Praise God. Praise God.
- 4:22That's all you can say. The IRS has taken our launch
- 4:26from us. And you say praise God.
- 4:29Am I missing something? Yeah, praise keeps our face
- 4:33strong so that we can walk in Victory.
- 4:36Quick. Give me a pen.
- 4:37He's got an idea for a new song. Here's a pen.
- 4:45Praise the Lord, Praise steals. The Enemy praise.
- 4:49Keep your mind on Jesus every day.
- 4:53Yeah the devil wants us to quit and run.
- 4:57Keep praising God. Whatever comes your way.
- 5:01We're thinking about hibernation.
- 5:04She's giving us this citation, praise the lord.
- 5:08It's a weapon from God above even when it looks like, there's
- 5:13no other way. God, he inhabits your praises.
- 5:17Now, and the devil stays the loser.
- 5:20Every day, that's gonna be a hit.
- 5:24So what are we gonna do now Bubba?
- 5:27Yeah. What are we gonna do?
- 5:31It's not time to hibernate. Bubba, where are you going,
- 5:35dude? To find a bathroom.
- 5:38Oh yeah, good idea. Hey, wait for me.
- 5:53Who's snooping around our lodge will.
- 5:56I don't like the looks of him. Let's get them.
- 6:08What are you doing? Is this some kind of bear game
- 6:11you're playing? No.
- 6:12Ma'am. This your coyote was snooping
- 6:14around the lodge. We're not too fun of coyotes.
- 6:18I have nightmares about coyotes Oh T's what?
- 6:21You get off of me Blackjack yeah it's me you know this varmint.
- 6:28Yes of course are you okay sir what would you be okay if three
- 6:34bears jumped on you at like no sir bubba this is Blackjack
- 6:39coyote Blackjack. These are the beach Bears I told
- 6:43you about on barely visible. These are the losers huh?
- 6:50Loan kissed a minute, the where a lot of things but we losers.
- 6:57Oh exactly. Is this fellow Miss locks?
- 7:00Oh, please call me Goldie. Alright Goldie does he work for
- 7:06the IRS? No he's an investor.
- 7:10He's hoping to pay your back taxes on the lodge.
- 7:15That's my yes. Specially after we jump the
- 7:20fella Oh, like we did, excuse us a minute, mr.
- 7:24Coyote, we're sure sorry for jumping on you, like we did.
- 7:27We had no idea who you were. We thought you were a no-good
- 7:31lying, cheat and Critter, trying to steal something.
- 7:34You look like, you were gonna huff and puff and blow our lodge
- 7:39down, dude. We don't even know you, but we
- 7:43appreciate you paying her back taxes for us.
- 7:46We'll make it up to you won't we fellas?
- 7:48Yeah, that won't be necessary. Necessary, a large will make a
- 7:52fine gambling casino. I'll make that measly, 1,200
- 7:56bucks back in no time. What's he talking about Goldie?
- 8:02Well, if you don't come up with the money by your court date,
- 8:05the government will sell Beach. Bear Lodge to the highest
- 8:09bidder. All black deck has to do is pay
- 8:11$1200. If no one else makes a bid, then
- 8:16the lodge will belong to him. I got a number for you.
- 8:20Yeah, it's for closure. You're looking at the future
- 8:25home of blackjack Casino see you in court, if you can bear it.
- 8:40We got to hurry up and do something so Bubba can
- 8:43hibernate. But what are we gonna do?
- 8:45Could you scratch my back? Bubba, are you okay?
- 8:50Oh no, I think he's dead now. He ain't dead.
- 8:55He's just a sleeping. It's hibernating time.
- 8:58He ain't used to being up. This late Robin.
- 9:02Thank you for the money to pay those taxes.
- 9:04So, Like, you've got the money. All right, we got the money.
- 9:11I thought we spit it all. Remember, maybe he was dreaming.
- 9:15I had a dream. Once we were all singing on
- 9:18stage and wait, no, no there that really happen.
- 9:23Bubba, you said, thank you for the money to pay those taxes.
- 9:27What did you mean by that? Yeah, I heard you two.
- 9:31Is there? Something you're not telling us
- 9:32Bubba? Yeah, give me a pen.
- 9:35It's another song. Here's a pen.
- 9:42When I got a problem and I can't get it out of my head when I
- 9:46finish praying, then I start thinking him.
- 9:49Instead the answer, I cannot see, but he's given me the
- 9:55victory. I think him, I will Triumph
- 9:58because I know he'll do just what he said.
- 10:02Thank you, Father. Thank, thank you Father.
- 10:05Thank you, Father. Thank thank you Father.
- 10:08Thank you. Father, yet cuz you'll do what
- 10:11you Said, so you think God for the money because you've already
- 10:17asked him for it? And he said he would give us the
- 10:20desires of our heart. So there's no need and asking
- 10:24for the same thing over and over.
- 10:27That would be repeating yourself, dude.
- 10:30So there's no need and asking for the same thing over and did
- 10:35I just repeat myself giving? Thanks to God.
- 10:38Causes us to Triumph in Christ, I get it.
- 10:41I got it. Got what a god idea.
- 10:45To make some money. Should be more than enough.
- 10:48Come on. You, what's your idea?
- 10:51Yeah. What's your idea Bubba?
- 10:59Come to the beach. Bear blizzard, a Winter concert
- 11:03in the park and light of the beach.
- 11:05Bear. Lodge food, fun, and a special
- 11:09concert by the beach Bears. They must be trying to raise
- 11:13money to pay their back taxes. Well, I'll see if I can spoil
- 11:19their plans. I can't bear to think what I'm
- 11:23fixing to do. It's very bad.
- 11:34Bubba, this was a great idea. Look at all these people hair,
- 11:40who would have ever thought to have an outdoor concert in the
- 11:43middle of winter? It's a beach beer, blizzard.
- 11:47Oh, that's for sure. Dude.
- 11:50Well let's get this concert started ladies.
- 11:57Is and gentlemen, thank you for coming to the beach bear.
- 12:01The lizard. The first ever outdoor winter
- 12:05concert. Here's what you've all been
- 12:12waiting for the beach there. Where'd everybody go?
- 12:24What's that smell? Yeah, it's a skull.
- 12:28Dude opieop a skunk in the middle of winter.
- 12:34There's Something Fishy going on here.
- 12:37No, no Bubba, something skunky. So it's you you're the skunk?
- 12:48Oh I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something?
- 12:51Not know my Seeds concerts over and we were gonna have Of a
- 12:57concert until you went and ruined it and outdoor concert in
- 13:02the middle of winter who ever heard of such a thing.
- 13:06It was Bubba's idea to help us make money to pay our back
- 13:09taxes. Oh well.
- 13:11If I had known, I would have fumigated on a different day.
- 13:17First of all, this isn't your property.
- 13:19It's still belongs to the beach bears and secondly that doesn't
- 13:24smell like bug spray. Well, what do you know?
- 13:27No, grab the wrong. Can this is skunk juice.
- 13:31Oh my, how could that have happened?
- 13:34I'm Barry sorry. You've ruined the beach, bear
- 13:38blizzard. That was the plan.
- 13:41I mean, I plan to make it up to you when the casino opens, I'll
- 13:45give you each a free token for the slot machines.
- 13:49See you in court. Oh man, did you see the line of
- 13:57people waiting to get in this place?
- 14:01Was almost jamming. So how do we do?
- 14:07What do you mean? How much money did we make on
- 14:10ticket sales? It's a thousand dollars.
- 14:13We can't keep the money. We have to give it back to the
- 14:16people. It'll be wanting a refund as
- 14:19soon as the smell goes away. Way, which could take a while by
- 14:24then it'll be too late, there would have been a lot more than
- 14:28a thousand dollars if Blackjack, hadn't sabotaged us.
- 14:33So now what are we going to do? Maybe the judge will give us a
- 14:37break. Oh, we just hit a little more
- 14:39time. No, we can reschedule the
- 14:42concert. The IRS doesn't give breaks at
- 14:45least. Not the kind you're thinking
- 14:48worshiping God where their whole heart.
- 14:51Powers us for victory. We got to worship.
- 14:54God, give me a pen. Another song.
- 14:58Here's a pen. All of your crying, won't change
- 15:05anything, give your worries to the Lord cast.
- 15:09All your cares on him. He cares for you, get your life
- 15:13and one Accord when you submit to him and start to worship Him.
- 15:20He will say don't worry baby, don't worry baby, everything
- 15:27will turn out. Alright don't worry baby.
- 15:34Where's he going toe into worship lived?
- 15:38His big bear. Closet.
- 15:40Just love on God for a while. Is he worried about the money?
- 15:45But don't worry about nothing. Dude.
- 15:49I'm a little worried me too. I'm a lot worried.
- 15:54I'm a lot of itching. Aah, would you scratch my back?
- 15:58Please. Oh no, what's wrong?
- 16:02I broke a nail. Are you sure this is gonna work.
- 16:17Of course I will. I saw it on TV once and it
- 16:22worked then I hope you're right. All right fellas.
- 16:27What's going on here? Who put the sign up on the
- 16:31courtroom door? Scratch did scratch.
- 16:34Can't write. I can ride a squiggly line,
- 16:38dude. Yeah, like a wave.
- 16:42I wrote it for him. He stuck it on the Courtroom
- 16:45door, just takes a little bit of honey.
- 16:48It sticks, real good. This would make a fine casino
- 16:55Blackjack. You can be my first customer
- 16:58judge. Wait a minute.
- 17:00You two know each other. We go deer hunting together a
- 17:03couple of times a year. He chases am out of the woods
- 17:06and I shoot them. This is not good.
- 17:09Well, I reckon you're the beach Bears.
- 17:11Yes, sir. The sign said you wanted to
- 17:13settle this out of court. That I needed to come over here
- 17:16right away. I saw it on TV, once they
- 17:19settled out of court and I was hoping we could settle to.
- 17:28This is just too much to bear. The only way to settle this out
- 17:33of court is to pay your back taxes in full.
- 17:36Do you have the money or not? None?
- 17:38No, sir. We're, we're short of thousand
- 17:40dollars. Is that some kind of joke?
- 17:43What do I look like here? I'm sorry, your honor.
- 17:46If you could just give us a little more time.
- 17:48I do say your three years late on your taxes already.
- 17:52More time, just means more taxes.
- 17:54The IRS doesn't operate that way.
- 17:56Pay the taxes or I'll be forced to sell the lodge.
- 18:00No, please, we'll be homeless Bears.
- 18:04Where will we sleep? I am a $1200, your honor.
- 18:11I'll gladly pay the back taxes if you'll sign the lodge over to
- 18:14me. Blackjack the tax is only $120.
- 18:18Wait how much 120 dollars? Forty dollars a year for three
- 18:23years but the citation, you issued said 1,200 dollars your
- 18:28honor. There must have been some kind
- 18:29of mistake when it was time to do.
- 18:31Too many zeros. Huh?
- 18:33I take it. You have $120?
- 18:36Yes sir. Pay The Man Junior but I'll give
- 18:39you twelve hundred dollars for it judge.
- 18:42It's not my launch to sell. They've paid their back.
- 18:44Texas case closed. Listen Blackjack.
- 18:51I know we got off to a bad start.
- 18:54What you need is a group hug group.
- 18:58Hug? Help.
- 19:00Get me out of here. This calls for a celebration.
- 19:09How about a nice bowl of porridge?
- 19:12Not too hot, not too cold. We like it.
- 19:16Just right. And then it's off.
- 19:19Sleep. Do you realize what God's done?
- 19:22Not only were we not short of thousand dollars, we have money
- 19:26left over 80 dollars to be exact.
- 19:29Whoa, whoa, this calls for a celebration.
- 19:36Didn't I already say that? We need to celebrate my
- 19:39remembering Jesus and his sacrifice.
- 19:42He took our place in this live, so we could enjoy his place in
- 19:46this life. God is on our side fellas.
- 19:49Don't ever forget it. We won't scratch.
- 19:53I think he's going to need your PIN again.
- 19:55Here it is. When I was a little bear, I
- 20:00didn't do so fine. I'd get caught up in the top of
- 20:04a tree steel and honey, most all the time that I went to church
- 20:09and learn that Jesus died for me.
- 20:12He took my place and went to hell so that I could be set
- 20:16free. I wish you all could be born
- 20:19again, Bears. When I was a little bear, I
- 20:24didn't feel so fine. I'd cough and sneeze.
- 20:28Head with her. I was sick.
- 20:30Most all the time. Then I went to church and
- 20:33learned by Jesus Stripes. I'm Healed.
- 20:36Now I just want to let the whole world know that Jesus Christ is
- 20:41real. I wish you all could be born
- 20:44again Bears. Hey, kids you'd like to get born
- 20:48again. You can pray with me.
- 20:50Dear God. Thanks for sending Jesus to die
- 20:55for my sins. Jesus.
- 20:58Come into my heart, be the boss of my life in Jesus name.
- 21:06Amen. Now you're a born-again bear.
- 20:58Jesus. Come into my heart, be the boss
- 21:01of my life in Jesus name. Amen.
- 21:08Now you're a born-again bear.