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Charlotte Lawrence, Out the Womb Singing · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: You know where I live. It's as though the neighbors
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  Speaker 1: get together and they go, hey man, you canna use
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  Speaker 1: your power tools today? Uh no, No, I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 1: hope for some quiet. All right, I'm gonna use all
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  Speaker 1: of mine, all right. She's them at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, what day do you does your gardener come
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  Speaker 1: with the leaf floor? Monday? Oh cool, I'll make sure
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  Speaker 1: mine comes Tuesday. Next her namber. You want to do Wednesday? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take Thursday. Classic.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 3: My wife is so dope. She got it so that
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  Speaker 3: the whole block uses our gardeners. We moved into the neighborhood,
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  Speaker 3: and now everybody uses our gardeners except for one neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: There's that one neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: That's so they bang it out in one day, is
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: Most most of the stuff here is done in one day.
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  Speaker 1: My neighborhood is like, which power tool is it going
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  Speaker 1: to be? And how close is it going to be?
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  Speaker 1: We have so much to talk about. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know how to begin with you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's start from the beginning, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We got to kind of do like a power cycle
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  Speaker 1: through okay, Jake Paul, Mike Tyson Oh, that's tomorrow. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow night, Donald. I feel like we should watch it.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big time fight.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this is probably this is probably the biggest fight
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  Speaker 3: that is shouldn't be that shouldn't be the biggest fight
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  Speaker 3: in boxing history. Let's keep it one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like, you know what Jake Paul did
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  Speaker 1: that's so brilliant? Is he? I just realized this today.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to my brother. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: he brought the WWE villain to boxing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and it was needed because boxing was failing and
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  Speaker 3: UFC was taking over. And Jake Paul is proven. This
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  Speaker 3: is this is fact. You can get paid more on
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  Speaker 3: his card than you can on a UFC card.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know anything about this guy other than
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  Speaker 1: my body wants to dislike him, and I think that
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  Speaker 1: it's like it's WWE villain energy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think this. I don't think this the heel.
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  Speaker 1: He don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think this dude's as big of an asshole
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  Speaker 3: as he is.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be, it has to be a character.
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  Speaker 3: It is a character. And he and his.
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  Speaker 1: Daniel squinting as though he doesn't believe.
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  Speaker 3: It because because Daniel can't take the fact that this
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  Speaker 3: dude is getting mad freaking money playing the villain. I
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  Speaker 3: think that's what that is. Daniel hates some of his
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  Speaker 3: hates his policies. They don't I told.
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  Speaker 1: You no, he he I don't only I honestly don't
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  Speaker 1: know much about him, but every time I see him,
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  Speaker 1: I find him annoying and ill. Yeah, go ahead, I'm
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  Speaker 1: assuming rights. That's his name, Jake Paul, and then uh,
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  Speaker 1: and then I and then I watched the w W E.
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  Speaker 1: The documentary about what's his name, the founder of Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the Vince McMahon documentary, which is great, I
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  Speaker 1: recommend it, and I went, oh, this is what he's doing.
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  Speaker 1: He's playing the heel, horrible jerk, but in boxing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he can make a zillion dollars off of it.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to make more money than Mike Tyson's gonna
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  Speaker 3: make it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, who's gonna win? Donald, Are they really gonna fight
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  Speaker 1: or they're gonna hug each other for.
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  Speaker 3: A whole I think they're gonna fight. I want to
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  Speaker 3: say Mike Tyson's gonna win, but I don't think Jake
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  Speaker 3: Jake Paul is one of those smart guys who puts
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  Speaker 3: himselves in who puts himself in a situation where he
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  Speaker 3: can win, where the chances of him winning are very high.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, Daniel is gonna win, Like, you.
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  Speaker 3: Can't let me finish. I cannot lie that boy knows
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  Speaker 3: how to fight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got good right.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get it twisted. Any of y'all out there that
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  Speaker 3: says he can't fight, y'all are out of your mind.
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  Speaker 3: He will fuck you up, is he? Mike Tyson? Tough?
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  Speaker 3: We about to find out.
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  Speaker 1: Daniel, your thoughts Tyson is like sixty Yeah. I think
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  Speaker 1: Jake Paul is gonna win just because of how things
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  Speaker 1: have been going around here. But I would like to
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  Speaker 1: say on the record that I think the Paul brothers
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  Speaker 1: are a blight on the society. Okay, Daniel, you believe
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  Speaker 1: they are heels very much? Don Joelle? Do you any
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  Speaker 1: thoughts on Tyson Paul?
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  Speaker 4: Good looe Tyson?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, there we go, straight up, straight.
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  Speaker 3: Up, man like. That's what it is, man like. I'd
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  Speaker 3: like to see him win.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Next topic, Donald him on the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just scared I say some dumb shit, to be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you, one, Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Tyson By the way, I'm not going to repeat some
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  Speaker 1: of the ship he said, but he's been saying some
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  Speaker 1: crazy stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah he said, he said some some really really nutty stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I want to talk about what he said. No,
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  Speaker 1: do you? Uh? Donald Dyer headed back to F one
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas. We just learned that'll be fun. Yes for
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  Speaker 1: Team Mobile.
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  Speaker 3: We're excited. I'm gonna get Gucci again.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to wear some Gucci. Maybe you'll
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  Speaker 1: see Brad Pitt, our friend from a year ago again.
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  Speaker 3: If I see Brad Pitt this time, I'm taking that selfie.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't you take a selfie with Brad Pitt laid
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  Speaker 1: the foundations. Last year was the foundation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm taking that selfie.
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  Speaker 1: Last year was the foundation. We've sent a year in
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  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt's mind. He's had a year's time to think
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  Speaker 1: about us.
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  Speaker 3: He's thought about us a lot too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet he has.
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  Speaker 3: I bet he's thought about us quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: I bet he's thought about us a whole lot, more
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  Speaker 1: than any of his projects.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go on, I'll go out on a limb and
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  Speaker 3: say this is one of his favorite podcasts. You heard
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  Speaker 3: it here, Brad Pitt loves the Fake Doctor's Real Friends podcast.
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  Speaker 3: He's a big fan of Joel and Daniel, is what
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  Speaker 3: I've heard.
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  Speaker 1: We love Brad Pitt and then we hope that we
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  Speaker 1: see him in F one. Donald, this time, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: play craps because I'm skilled. Now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, See, last time we went, we didn't gamble very much.
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  Speaker 3: We went to the F one festivities all night long, yes,
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  Speaker 3: and we gambled for maybe like twenty minutes here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now now I'm a craps expert.
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  Speaker 3: Zach has learned how to play that game of crafts,
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  Speaker 3: and I know he can't wait to get to Vegas
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  Speaker 3: and freaking throw the dice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready. Okay. The other topic I wanted to talk
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  Speaker 1: about was I finally like a DC something. I finished Penguin.
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  Speaker 1: It's incredible nice.
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  Speaker 4: That last episode is a doozy.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good and there's no spoilers here, Joelle, but Donald,
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  Speaker 1: I really it's a funny position I find myself in
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  Speaker 1: because I'm watching a DC thing and begging you to
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  Speaker 1: watch it.
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  Speaker 3: I've began The Penguin Colin Ferrell. I find it a
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  Speaker 3: little slow, but it is slow. I feel like at
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  Speaker 3: the end there's going to be some sort of payoff
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  Speaker 3: hopefully the Batman.
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  Speaker 1: The acting is very good. I will say that Colin Ferrell.
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  Speaker 1: I just think he's such a fine actor. And he
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  Speaker 1: under like three and a half hours worth of prosthetics
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  Speaker 1: daily daily, that's how long it takes to get it on.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, I shout out to the prosthetics team,
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  Speaker 1: it is. It is flawless. You just can't see anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's so well done.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't even look like him, even in the
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  Speaker 3: freaking pictures.
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  Speaker 1: In the light, he looks like Tony Soprano.
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  Speaker 3: He looks scary than Tony Soprano. Tony Soprano had. You know,
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  Speaker 3: he was a big guy, but he had that he
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  Speaker 3: had a nice face. The penguin's face is like, oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, I don't want If I ran it to
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  Speaker 3: him in an alley, I'd be like, fuck, dude, kill
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  Speaker 3: me right now.
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  Speaker 1: The production design, how they do Gotham. I ended up
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  Speaker 1: searching where they shoot it, and they shot a lot
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  Speaker 1: of it in New York City, and it just looks
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  Speaker 1: really good. It doesn't look cheap. It looks really well.
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  Speaker 3: Made, you know. I I I always thought Chicago was Gotham.
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  Speaker 3: And Metropolis was New York.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, I think Gotham is New York.
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  Speaker 3: I think Gotham is Chicago.
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  Speaker 5: Bro In Christopher Nolan's film, he used it as the basis.
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  Speaker 5: And there's a lot of art deco stuff, which is
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  Speaker 5: you know, often used, but there's also what art deco
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  Speaker 5: stuff in New York. The way I've heard it described
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  Speaker 5: is that Metropolis is supposed to be New York and
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  Speaker 5: Gotham is New Jersey. That's controversial to what I've heard.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a lot of New Jersey in uh In Penguin,
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  Speaker 1: but great acting. The woman her.
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  Speaker 4: Name is what Joelle Krista Malode.
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  Speaker 1: I think Krista Melatti. I haven't seen her.
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  Speaker 3: Before, Krista. I haven't seen her in much either, but
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  Speaker 3: she's for some reason, all in my algorithm right now.
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  Speaker 1: I know why she's on your algorithm because you're clicking
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  Speaker 1: on her.
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  Speaker 3: I keep clicking on it. Every time she pops up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, who is this fantastic?
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  Speaker 4: That your mother?
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  Speaker 5: That's where through a lot of people first maybe ran
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  Speaker 5: into her, but she's sensational.
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  Speaker 1: She was in the Andy Samberg movie that was popular.
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  Speaker 1: Writ in Palm Springs that one. Oh that was her.
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  Speaker 1: That's her, right, I love Palm Springs, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I've ever seen her outside of that movie.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, She's about to be she's about to be the
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  Speaker 3: big star of Well, yeah, she's gonna have a huge
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  Speaker 3: part in the Batman and she's gonna have it.
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  Speaker 1: Is that character sorry for not knowing this is that
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  Speaker 1: character known in the comics.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you know. She's a crazy person in the
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  Speaker 3: comics too, wine in the show, Yeah, wind up getting powers? Also,
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  Speaker 3: doesn't she wind up getting powers in the comics.
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  Speaker 4: She's a serial killer in the comics.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with earli're using the very NPR voice today. Can
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: you switch it to fake doctors? Feel friend? Okay, well
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: we're bringing all this energy and you're like, cheese a
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  Speaker 1: serial killer in me? Come in with the boat jacks
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: in Lower Manhattan. There's a little traffic jam at the
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  Speaker 1: helland Tunnel.
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: All right, Ethy meetings all morning?
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: What was it? What was the what was the news network? Ten?
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  Speaker 3: Ten wins?
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  Speaker 1: Father, listen to that ship every morning.
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  Speaker 3: My God, you give us, you give us, give you
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  Speaker 3: the world.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: That's the coach right there, that's that's try stated areas
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  Speaker 1: you give us twenty two minutes. We'll give you a.
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  Speaker 3: Little give you the world, give you the world.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Donald, that's fucking that's Jersey in Manhattan. Wait, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so she's really good. And also the young Hispanic kid
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  Speaker 1: is fantastic and I've never seen him before. He's wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: He's also in uh Donald, I don't know if you
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: saw The Runaways. Frenzy Philis is his name. He's also
• 10:23
  Speaker 5: in the Runaways. But he's sensational. I got to interview
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  Speaker 5: him for X ray vision and he's so adorable and
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  Speaker 5: very sweet and.
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  Speaker 1: How old is He's fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Gosh, he's gotta be like in his early twenties.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: I think early was he playing on the show.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: He plays sort of penguin sidekick, sort of his right
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  Speaker 1: hand man. Yeah man, And he's wonderful. It's a really
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  Speaker 1: good actor.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: You know. Does the dude ever pull out the umbrella
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  Speaker 3: and fly with the ship or shoot guns from the umbrella?
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: Like does this happen?
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: In the most spoilers, but spoilers some costume reveal elements
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: At some point in the show.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: You get a sense that with the costume reveal elements
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: that that that that kind of stuff could be coming
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: season two and and and Colin Ferrell said he's open
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  Speaker 1: to season two's good too. I'm sure it's a big
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  Speaker 1: ass hit.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, look, if they make a Villains to a
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: Legion of Doom type television show where the or Gotham's
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  Speaker 3: Baddest where the Joker, the Penguin, freaking poison ivy catwoman
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  Speaker 3: Falcone's sister, where they make all these cats in this
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  Speaker 3: in a television show, that's good. I'm fucking watching. I
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  Speaker 3: will absolutely well.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: I think if they.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: Can figure out a way to make mister Freeze happen
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  Speaker 3: in this universe, I'm fucking watching, bro because that's something
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  Speaker 3: that's really cool. Because this is so this Batman is
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: so grounded. It's a little two grounded for me. Okay,
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: but that's just me.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: It is sort of like a mob show. That's what
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: it feels like. There's not a lot of super natural elements,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: and I know you like supernatural elements.
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  Speaker 3: I like fantasy.
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  Speaker 1: I like I like that no one flies, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and this is the world where a superman does
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  Speaker 3: exist though, right.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Right, But they don't. This is all about the sort.
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  Speaker 3: Of okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: No, we don't know because the read Verse hasn't touched
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: what Gun is doing. So Gun is releasing a Superman.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't think it's gonna be overlapped for these universes.
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: I think they're going to keep them separate.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't know if we'll see a Superman flying
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  Speaker 5: around Gotham.
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  Speaker 3: So the closest thing that we'll ever see to Batman
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: versus Superman is the Batman Verse Superman movie that, at.
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  Speaker 4: Least for now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Wicked coming out of got a seat. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you want to come with me on Thursday.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: How did you get this seat? How did you get set?
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Well, my friend Amanda Klutes reached out to me and said,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: would you like to come see it with Elvis and
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: I And I thought to myself, Donald's never actually going
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: to go to the theater. Yes, well you can join us.
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  Speaker 1: We're going Thursday at three a week a week from today.
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  Speaker 3: I've got kids that get out of school at.
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  Speaker 1: Three, take them ships out early.
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  Speaker 3: They want to see this ship bad. I know my
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  Speaker 3: daughter does. My My son's like I'm going to see
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  Speaker 3: my daughter is like.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see Wicked and a Gladiator too. You hear
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Denzel came out and said that they cut his gay kiss.
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  Speaker 4: From being robbed.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: It's cruel. It is called everybody out. Denzel said that
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  Speaker 1: he goes, I did, I did a full gay kiss
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  Speaker 1: with a man, and they cut it. I guess the
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: people weren't ready or something like that.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: He said, you know it's taken. It's taken his whole
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  Speaker 3: career for that to happen. Washington has kissed another man.
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  Speaker 1: I will still be seated. I will still be seated
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  Speaker 1: done even though the people aren't ready.
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  Speaker 3: Can you name a movie where Denzel Washington was gay?
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  Speaker 5: No? I was watching Philadelphia the other day. Though he's
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: pretty great in that.
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  Speaker 3: He's amazing in it, but he plays a very, very
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: homophobic lawyer in that movie too.
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  Speaker 4: He has a whole change.
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  Speaker 6: And yet spoilers spoilers, I mean when Tom Hanks has
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: aids spoilersoilers.
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  Speaker 4: Get that for the lead.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what else you want to talk about? Real quick?
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: We got one minute before we like we let Charlotte
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  Speaker 1: Lawrence in.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: We should probably talk about the climate of sports right now,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: and how uh the New York Knicks are not what
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: they said they were. They're not what they said.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about I don't want to
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: talk about that. Should I go? I got invited to
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: the Clippers game on Sunday and sid court side? Should
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I do that? Like the best they're playing the Utah Jazz.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Have you heard of them?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: That's you can just be like, I want food and
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: somehow the stadium knows that you want food.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Really, they have like controller.
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  Speaker 4: Seats right where you can play on the screen.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: If it was it's a supper stadium.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to stay interested and really focused because
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on camera.
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  Speaker 3: Might go? This might be the number one Yeah, that
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: might be the number one reason to go? Is the
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: stadium though, Like this is something that looks nuts and
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: and nobody's experienced anything like this before. It has cameras everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You're identified as soon as you walk in. You don't
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: have to go to it. I think it's downtown.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's near the Yeah, it's near the Forum. All right,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: we don't know a lot time. Go ahead, So I'm
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: gonna go. You convinced me. I'm gonna text back the
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: person who texted me and said yes, I'm in because
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: my whole podcast Posse wants me to go, mister Balmer,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I will be there. Do you want to go? Should
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: we watch Jake Paull and Tyson together tomorrow night Donald's.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I'm down to watch that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know I'll have to come to you
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: because I would love for you, because.
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  Speaker 3: You can hang out in this in this room with me.
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  Speaker 1: I think it might be fun to watch with you.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a fight.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, but to see to see what happens.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: With it, you know, it would be amazing if Mike
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Tyson of Old shows up, that would be amazing. But
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: this dude is sixty years old old.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: That's old. That's slow. Your brand his brain is can't
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: be can't be that good after all that punching.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: And Jake Paul is early thirties.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I hope they do like like like they break it
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: up and all of a sudden, mister T comes out.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: That would be fun. I would love that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Mister Ta clumb of Lang.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: We should get mister T on the podcast. I love
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: to ask him about Yeah, please, the.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: A Team Freaking Rocky three.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mister the cartoon.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Triannold Jackson jumps dress the Cereal Miss the Tea Cereal.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I just want him to say, I pity the fool.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: You know, you talked about mister T on one of
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: your first talk shows. Actually you talked about how you
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: and I met mister T and how I was mad
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: because you were calling him Tea and I was like, YO,
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: respect his ass and call him mister.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: We met some crazy people. Actually, one year ago we
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: hung out with Flavor Flav and one yeah, Flavor Flame.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: But that's what we did when we saw him.
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: Flavor fla he was, he was, he was.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: He was the geeked level to meet us that we
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: wanted Brad Pitt to be. Yes, he did not bring
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: the Flavor Flave energy that brought to Joe Well at
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the podcast.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Ergy.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Very nice to you guys. I'm a big fan of
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: your work. That's not I had this scan that I
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: think you should get donald And I don't mean to
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: give them a shout out because we're not advertising them,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: although Joelle, you should get them as our advertiser. It's
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: called a full body it's called pernuvo, and it's a
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: full body scan just to see if anything's cooking in
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: your body. And I know that you're a hypochondriac, and
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I actually.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I'm on my way. The reason why I have a
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: heart out is because I'm going to get my heart checked.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I know this is really good for hypochondriacs
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: because they're going to scan every nook and cranny from
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: your scalp down through your bowel to your big toe
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: and uh. And you sit in there for an hour
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: and they want they ask you what you want to
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: watch on Netflix and see.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: The thing that scares me is to find something cooking
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: and having to change my life. But it's not feel
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you rather know something's cooking.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Now instead of later. Absolutely, you get.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: This full report and they told me like, look, it
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: could be up to two weeks. So I'm like, okay, whatever,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna think about it. Two days later, I
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: got a text from my doctor's office. The doctor would
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: like to speak to you about your scan. Yeah you
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: told us that I told you that.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry I'm repeating a story. But anyway, I
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: freaked out for about twenty five minutes until he told
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: me like, no, I just wanted to go over with you.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: You're fine. But then you get this big packet and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: it's just really cool. You go through it and it's
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: like it notices anything like I fell on my shoulder
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: years ago, it noticed like degeneration in my shoulder socket.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Like it's that specific. Wow. But you know that you
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: don't have any little any any little.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Nor you know that you do, or then you know
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: that you do.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: But you know early, I just thought you and Casey
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: should get that shit.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get my heart checked today, bro.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Well, ask your doctor about getting a full body scan,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: because I'm your doctor. By the way, did you see
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: the fucking NBC medical comedy show that's that's like a
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: it's like a Scrubs. It's another it's like a new Scrubs.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I guess I guess NBC doesn't want the Scrubs reboot.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Well they didn't get the Scrubs reboot. ABC's gonna get
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: the Scrubsy both when it happens.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: So they're trying to combat the fact.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: That did you guys see the trailer for that? It's
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: pretty funny that it's I don't mean to say the
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: show is funny, it's pretty funny. It's sort of like
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: someone was like, what if The Office and Scrubs were
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: one show and there's like a turk, what's his name
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: plays you, David Allen Greer plays Turk. There's definitely a JD.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: But he's a nurse.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Did you see the nurse? He has my hair.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: He even has the hair due no addition.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: They were like, let's just they must have said, like,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: let's just be honest. It's j It's it's a Zach
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Braff when he was young. JD type. But the twist
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: is he's a nurse, but he's got BedHead and he's
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: in over his head. Don't worry, he's going to be
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: his head. What's it called? Saint Denis Denis Medical? Yeah, anybody.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's out yet, but I just saw
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the trailer out.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: It came on yesterday or something like that, didn't it?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Is it out? Joell?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: I think it came one yesterday.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Well, audience, you got to watch that, because I mean,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: you don't to watch the show, but you have to
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: watch it and see David Allan Greer being donald.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Don't be sending them to watch Saint Denise.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I know I don't watch it now, Dane, are you
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: saying don't send our audience to watch it?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: This is a scrub podcast.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not worried.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: About that's like sending them to watch Gray's Anatomy or
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not worried about it. I wish
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: everyone luck and I'm I hope it's a smash hit.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was funny that. Uh, it's definitely funny.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Like it definitely has a color tone of scrub.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: No, but they're doing like that office interview shtick where
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: like they talk to the camera. It's like, I mean,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: it's the it's like as though they're doing a documentary
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: about this hospital. So they sort of combined the office
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: with Scrubs.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Clearly went to someone who was like, make a Scrubs
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: meets the Office show.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: By the way, I was talking to Crazy Sorry Chalk
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: today and he does this. I told you how. She
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: does this thing where she whispers right, anytime she's loud, Yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: she's loud and silly and sarah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Until it gets serious.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: And then anytime that turns serious, she whispers. And she's
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: on the phone with me, right, And it's not like
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: anyone's in her house. He's dropping, or even if they were,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: they'd give a fuck. But she's like laugh laugh, flat
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: funny story, funny story. Okay, I have a business question
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: for you. So do you think I'm like, why are
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: you whispering? Why are you whispering on the phone? Who
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: who you were is going to hear?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yo?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: She does it all the time. You're in a room
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: with her and she's like being silly, like doing characters,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: and she's like, did you guys hear about Cindy Yah?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Casey just said this shit? Casey just said this ship
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: to me. Like the other day she was like, Sarah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I love her. I love her to death. Where she
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: gets serious, she gets real quiet.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: And you can't hear it. You can't hear so, yeah
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: it was the other day.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why. And I think that's why all of
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: the GUD stories, all all of the crazy shit that
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: happened to her, were always like, you're never gonna believe
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: what happened to me.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: It was me.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I was on GUD and.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I see you're doing. We were hanging out in mon talking,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: like in a room full of people. Everyone's laughing, everyone's talking,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: everyone's drinking, everyone's being social, and then all of a
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: sudden you see Sarah turning the person next to him.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: She's like, do you know about my father? Yes, Dan,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Charlott's here all right, invite Charlotte Lawrence five.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: Six seven stories that show we made about a bunch
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: of talks and nurses. And he said, he's the stories nets.
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: No, so YadA around here? Yeada round here, nor.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Charlie Lauren there she is?
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: Wait you wait?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I miss you, Charlotte. This is Joel and Daniel. Have
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you ever met them? You probably heard it?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I do well and Dan you Charlotte love you.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Finally we have you on the podcast.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my god? Should I cry?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, go to tears.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Wait, do you have your phones in Charlotte?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: No?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Is that going to be a problem?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Do you have headphones that we can grab? Charlotte, I've
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: been in your house and there's a lot of musical gear.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of headphones.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I'm looking everywhere. In the meantime, what you guys, if
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: you want to come over for a sauna.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I'm getting my heart checked today. After I get my
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: heart checked, I'm down to jump in the sun. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: hear it's not necessarily good if you've got a bad heart.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: That's not true. Sauna is amazing.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I think the cold plunge I'm in no no, man,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Wait, Casey told me you were thinking about getting a
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: cold plunge without a sauna. You don't want to do that.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do that.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: She was.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: She was thinking of that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not gonna want to get in the cold
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: water without getting heated up.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: And I hate cold water.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I agree, you're you're gonna you don't want a cold
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: plunge without the sauna.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you get hot a dongle?
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Do they work?
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: They don't have a dongle?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: One second?
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: What's a what's a dongle? Like?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Attached?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Charlotte. My opening, my opening to introduce you, was to
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: talk about how impressed I am with how you have
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: all your ship together. But I think I'm going to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: change it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I do have my ship together. I didn't know that
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: we needed head songs and like we really don't have
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: headphones too. Oh my lord, you wait, talk about how
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I have my ship together?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: So Charlotte own this young lady since she was born.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: But I just found a rolling stones butt plug.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: That that is a lot for keeping that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: And that is.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Why would there be a rolling stone first time? Why
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: would there be a rolling stones butt plug in our house?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Whose would it be? Donald? I would check in a
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: different let's check a different drawer, maybe Donald. I was
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: realizing before Charlotte came on and ruined the show that
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: we we've met. I met Charlotte the same day I
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: met you.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we met. We know, well, we didn't meet her though, Yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I think she was being carried around at some point.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: She was sleeping.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: She didn't sleep the whole time. I feel like there
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: was because we woke her up with the laughter, right,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling. And then I met Charlotte the same
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: day I met you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I'll agree with that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Our friendship has been has lasted the exact amount of
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: time that I've known Charlotte, Lawrence, that that we have known.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Lawrence thinking today about Charlotte and how things could have
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: really gone awry with you, and you know, you grew
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: up in this very successful family in Hollywood, and you
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: could have really become a disaster. And it's amazing how
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: many amazing things are happening in your life right now.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: And I'm very proud of you as you're.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: That's so sweet.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Donald and I have known you since you were born.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: We met the very day that we met we you
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: were you were a baby, and it's just so crazy
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: to look at you and and know that we've known
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you your entire life.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: And and all of the things that are all of
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: the good things that are happening in your life. Also,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: that's what's really amazing. Thanks Zach, thank you. But no,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: but he said it. He said it in the thing,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: you could have went the wrong way right, And for.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: A moment I thought she was going to go the
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: wrong way. She was never well, no, she was. She
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: was partying like all kids party and I and and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: but she she we was sort of sneaking out of
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: the house at sixteen and going to the club.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I got it out of my system so that now
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: in my twenties, I can focus on work and being
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: a grown up and responsible.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I'll never forget when Evan Ross, who is
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: your cousin or brother uncle in a weird way, Yeah,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: he says to me, Yo, I was out the other
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: night at a club and Charlotte was there, and I
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: was like what He's like, yeah, I got yeah. I
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: was like no, she was like.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: My parents, yea sixteen parents.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: He was like, uh, I used to be like, dude,
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: you gotta tell her to go home. Bro, He's like,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: see them freaking, I can't tell her to go home.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. For those
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: of you who are confused at all, Charlotte Lawrence is
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the child of Bill Lawrence and Krista Miller, and her
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: career is just on fuego right now. That's why she's
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: joining us. She's not joining us because she's the child
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: of those two. She's joining us because her career is
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: on fire. She is the star with Vince Vaughan of
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Bad Monkey on Apple TV, and Charlotte I didn't know
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: what to expect. I gotta be honest. I was like,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I knew that Bill wouldn't have cast you if you
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: were horrible, because he wouldn't sabotage his own show. But
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: you were really fantastic on the show. You genuinely were.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you, so were you. You were fantastic. I remember,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you'll laugh at this. There's a whole thing of how
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I even got the role to begin with, And obviously
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: it came down to I'm very blessed, I'm very lucky,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: and my father is like running the show, running the ship.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: So I understand that, but I definitely am. It was
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: very fun because I snuck in a self tape without
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: his knowledge, and I was just like, please just like
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: put it in like the top twenty and like just
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: give to the casting director, but tell him it's like important.
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: To watch, like make them watch it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Don't want to get lost, but like just slip it in.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: And I got a call from my dad like two
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: weeks later in the writer's room just going what the.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck, Like what why didn't you tell me about this?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Like oh, I'm so embarrassed, blah bah, and I was
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: like ha ha ha ha, like are you gonna give
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: me the partner? Anyways, he did, and it was a
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: really crazy process to get it. He was like, Okay, well,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: first of all, do you really actually want to do this?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yes, I really really really want
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: to do this. He's like no, no, no, like hilarious,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: like we're we're not playing games here. Do you actually
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: really want to do this? Because if you say yes,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: this has to be your only priority for the next
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: two years, it has to be the only thing that matters,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: and you have to work harder than everybody else on set.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, yes, I promise I will
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: immediately get into classes, I'll work with a coach, I'll
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: be more prepared than anybody. I will make it my
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: only priority. He was like, okay, number two, we have
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: to prove you to Apple because you're my daughter. They're
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: going to think I'm just hiring you because you're my daughter.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: You have to do a hundred tapes for Apple to
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: like prove to them that you can actually do it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I'm in. We did a
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: million freaking tapes of emotion and every scene and blah
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: blah blah, and they were like okay, we okay her.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: And then thirdly he was like, and here's the thing.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: This is my TV show and I'm not about to
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: ruin my TV show. If we finish filming and I
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: look at your scenes and you're bad, I'm cutting you
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: out and you're not gonna be in the show. And
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I was like okay, and he was like I'm serious,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: like I'm not going to ruin my show for you.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Like work really hard, try really hard, but no, right now,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: have your expectations managed because if you're not good, you're up.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: And I was like okay, thank you, and it put
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: this level of like of drive and challenge in me
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: that I was like, oh my god, I need to
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: kill this and it's all I want, more than anything
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: in the world. And on top of that, it was
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: so much fun and exciting and I got to work
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: with the best people, Zach being one of them. But yeah,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: it was a really fun, crazy experience, and I really
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: think it instilled like such a I mean, I already
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: have had this like work ethics since I've been a kid.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: I love to work. I love I love everything about it,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: especially like in this industry. I just love performing in
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: all all the things. But it was so it was
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: really crazy. It was scary and really funly because I
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: was like, if I don't succeed at this, I'm it's
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: not probably cut out of it. Like there wasn't any
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: sort of middle grounds, and he.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Does cut people. That's not a lie. Well on that show.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: On that show, I don't know if this is out
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: in the open, but I'll break it here. People were
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: replaced and we cast and so he he meant it.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: He wasn't fucking around because that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Was a big show around you ruining my show. He
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: also has loved Carl Hyason since he's been a kid
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: and has been like like a desperate girl with Carl
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Hyason being like, please please please please let me making two,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: so please let me very rich, please, Like for twenty
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: years or I don't know, I don't know how has
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: been obsessed with him begging. So he was like, this
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: is my one chance to make this show good, Like
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: you are not going to come around and ruin it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: My two cents on the baby thing. And I saw
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you on le Ley Bieber's podcast once and I thought
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: you spoke really eloquently on it. And I think that's
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: hard because there's a burden on you to be like
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: why do you deserve this? But I really feel like
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: when two super talented people make a child, there are
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: very increased odds that the child is going to have talent,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: and there's so many of these young people. I was
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: thinking of this before you came on. I was thinking
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: about how amazing Maya Hawk is and how amazing Maud
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Apatow is, and you know, obviously all of the examples
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: throughout history. Yes, but I'm just saying I'm going we
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: could go on naming example after example. Those were just
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the two that came to my mind to this morning,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: but I was like, there's so, they're the odds of
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: like two beautiful, talented people making a talented child. Do
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: do increase that the child is going to have that ability?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Donald?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I agree? I think I don't. I don't. I don't
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: think there's anything wrong with nepotism. I think that's fine.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I think, you know, so if I build a company,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: if I build a brand and I want to pass
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: it on to my youth, to my kids, or if
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I want to pass it on to somebody who I raise,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I don't think I should be faulted for that. And
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: if the person is eager and willing to take over,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: but they else have to be good. Yeah, no doubt absolutely.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, who is anybody?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: It's everywhere, so to complain about it is ridiculous. It's
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: everywhere in politics, it's in freaking sports, it's in acting,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: it is in business.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I just I really believe that people have the right
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: to be angry when somebody doesn't acknowledge that they have
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: these opportunities and one ups that ninety nine percent of
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: the world, don't I understand that, Like when people get
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: angry at nepotism, kids that don't acknowledge their nepotism and
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: are just like, no, I just got this job, because
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I just got this job, and like, what are you
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: talking about? It did it all myself and it's only
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: me who got here like that. I understand that because
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: it aggravates me as well. I think the whole thing
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: about nepotism is you guys are right. Like I was
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: born into this industry. I was born with genetic passions
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: for it per se, and I was also born into
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: a world of like actors and musicians and just creativity
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: around me. And I came out of the wombs singing
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to perform, and it was just my
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: love from when I was really young. But as I
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: grew older, I very quickly understood that I had so
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: many opportunities and one ups that ninety nine percent of
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: the world didn't have. Like I was able to go
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: into these rooms with these musicians or these actors or
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: directors or writers, whoever may be, and no one else
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: would have been able to be in those rooms at
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: the age that I was in, and I feel so
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: blessed that I had these advantages. But my opinion has
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: always been, if I'm so passionate about it, and I
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: love it so much, and I'm willing to really work
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: my ass off, you know, at my passions at these things.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: It would be done loves me to not take advantage
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: of the advantages given.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And most importantly, you have the talent. And I want
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to segreate in music because one of your songs, Charlotte
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: for those of you who don't know, is also an
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: incredibly talented singer. Thanks, and one of your songs I
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: like the most. I just want to give the audience
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: a little sample of now because this is one of
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: my favorite pops.
• 36:19
  Speaker 9: Zach.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Also, you guys, wait before he even plays it. Side note,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: secret note. His favorite type of music is like pop.
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: Girl pop.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Every time I get into his car, it's like Lizzie
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: McAlpine or yeah, it's embarrassing, shick carpenter chapel roone is blasting.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you get it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: There's times when people get in my car and I'm
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: embarrassed to be like to be like, we don't don't look,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: don't look at my recent.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Page or the one Julian Casablanca's daft punk song that
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: we're obsessed with. So same.
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: Beloved.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: So that's a little bit of How It Ends by
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Charlotte Lawrence. Check out her music. It's so good. Now, Charlotte,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you opened up for Madison beer Donald. Do you know
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: that is? I knew her just as a very she's
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a very beautiful model.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: But she's got to beiful people you've ever seen in
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: your entire life?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Didn't We run into her at the People's Choice Awards
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: that day and we were talking about Charlotte being on
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: tour with her? Was that who we ran into?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I just know that I didn't. I
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: knew that she was. We were a full person model.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: And then Charlotte told me that she also has.
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: This enormous massive music music career.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Je Joelle knows her.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: She's another one.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: It's my jam.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I listened to it on Home to another One. It's
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: so good all the.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Time, all the time on my repeat. It's such an earworm.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: No, she's Zachi.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I'll send you some songs of hers that you would love.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Me knowing your style is like sad girl pop, I'll
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: send you a good playlist of hers. But she just
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: got She had a song this year called make You Mine,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: which is a huge dance song and just got nominated
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: for like Pop Dance record, Dance the Best Dance Record
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: or something. She's so wonderful. She's also so lovely, and
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: it's so rare to get to go on tour with
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: like one of your best friends. She's not just like, oh,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: she's my bestie, Like she's one of my best friends,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: like my closest friends.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Like, what was your experience like going on a massive
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: tour like that?
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: It was so much fun.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: It was so it was so surreal because the whole
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: crew that we were with, like my band and her
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: band and everybody, all the audio people and lighting people
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: and just everyone that like made this tour work. They
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: were so fun and cool and insane. We were just
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: like it was just like a two month long party. Honestly,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: we had the best time ever. We were just like
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: little kids again at Sleepwoy camp, just dancing and singing
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: and laughing and drinking and just had the best time.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And then to get to go on stage before one
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: of my best friends whose music I love, in front
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: of all these like young girls with just like eyes
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: wide open, eager to love and listen. It was so
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: special and it was so cool. Also, by the end
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: of the tour that like her, fans would catch on
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: to little moments of mine, like I played a song
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: called Somewhere that's unreleased, but at the end of it,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I would always scream into the microphone and crazy play
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: guitar and have a big ending. And at the end
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: of the tour everyone was like screaming along like they had.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I saw you, I got to see I went with
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: her parents to see her at Radio City Music Hall,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: which was just insane.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: That was insane.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I just felt so proud of you to watch you
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: playing this Radio Sing Music Hall, which was just crazy.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: That's the real We didn't stay for Madison, and no
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: offense to Madison, but we wanted to go on and
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: celebrate with you. We wanted to do you, wanted to
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: go celebrate with you. But I'm sure Madison was amazing.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Joe would be incredible.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: She was magnificent. There's one funny little story about Radio
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: City Musical I, as you know, Zachi, have a very
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: beautiful relationship with my grandparents. And I'm talking in this
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: story specifically about my dad's parents, and they're getting older
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: and my dad's dad is struggling a little bit, and
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: it's just been hard on my dad and on the family,
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: and it's just so important when we get to see
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: him and love him and spend time with him. And
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: they flew out to New York to see me at
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Radio City Musical, and I had this song called body
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Bag in the middle of my set, which is like
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: one of my most devastating songs, I would say, at
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: least to me specifically. It's so personal and it's hard
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: for me to play still without getting emotional tearing up,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: and I have to like bite my tongue, close my
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: eyes and just be like performing stop, don't be a bitch,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: like just fucking seeing this song. And it became a
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: thing on this tour that every time I would play it,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: because it's just me on the piano alone, everyone would
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: do flashlights and Radiot Musical is huge and it goes
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: all the way up and I'm playing body Bag and
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I look out into the crowd and it looks like
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: a sky full of stars and it's immediately like a
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: dagger to the heart, and it's so special and I
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: feel so happy, and I'm singing and I look in
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: the crowd. My eyes are scanning the crowd, and all
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I see is a million stars, and then my grandparents
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: can't figure out how to do the flashlight. It's on
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: their face, so it's the sky full of stars and
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: they're just my grandfather's face in the middle of the crowd.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Like I couldn't. It'll make me cheer up now thinking
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: about it. I couldn't finish it. It was so precious.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: It was like, I don't even it was like a
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: movie that it's like the one spotlight on like my grandpa.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: So we gotta tell, we gotta tell Donald and the audience.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: And the funniest story ever, which was the time that
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo and you were thrown out of Johnny.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: How did this happen? John McGinley is a first of all.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: It's one of the funniest. It's one of the funniest.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: It's one of the funniest things I can remember. I
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: was in I was in the bathtub last night thinking
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: about like anecdotes for the podcast today, and I just
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: started belly laughing thinking about the time Johnny c evicted Olivia.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I will precursor it and Zachie you can take the lead.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: But I was let me say, let me just say
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: it before you begin that this was before Olivia's album
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: came out. I knew that she was a singer.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: I know her first album came out, not Guts, not guts,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: not guts, but like the first.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, that one, that one, that one was already the
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: biggest okay. But but I didn't I knew her. Okay.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Let me just say from my point of view, I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: knew that of her Driver's License song, but I didn't
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I love Guts. You were just joking about how I
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: love you know, girly sad pop. I love that whole album.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: So she hadn't she hadn't registered. She hadn't registered. To me,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I just knew you didn't portray her yet.
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Corol, I'm just saying when she came over to that,
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: when she came over, she hits on that first.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is when she came over to the house,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I knew she was a famous singer, but I didn't
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: quite really fully understand how big.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: All right, and her impact, especially on young women already
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: at this time, was like.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: My daughter, My daughter has a dance that she does
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: to trader. You're still a trader.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: All that ship's magnificent. Olivia's also like deserves every ounce.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Of her, and so she seemed the time we spent
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: with her she was couldn't have been.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: But anyways, I we were living in Malibu for the summer,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: my family and my family meeting also Zach. We did
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: not allow him to leave for the entire three months
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: that we were staying there.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I asked Olivia to come hang out, and I hadn't
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: seen her in a while. I think she was like
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: on tour or something. Just go back to La And
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Olivia came out to Malibu for a night and we
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: were having such a sweet night and just like being
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: cozy and talking and sitting by the fire. And I
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: remember earlier my parents and Zach were like, we're going
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: to Johnny C's house, which was next door to our house,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: like a walkable distance for dinner. But you're not allowed
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: because there's no kids allowed. Even though I'm twenty four,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Johnny clarified that. Johnny clarified, this is his birthday dinner
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: and he's gonna have barbecue. And he kept saying over
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: and over again, no kids, no kids. And when he
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: says kids, he includes Charlotte as a twenty four year old,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: she gets lumped in with the younger kids.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: No kids, but he was so serious on it, and
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: he was like, it's his birthday dinner only adults, like
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: twelve people. He's like, no kids, and my parents us
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: are never like, never put down rules with me anymore
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: because I'm twenty fourth. They ten times throughout the day
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: was like, don't come to Johnny Ce's like he'll be.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Really mad everybody, dude, But everybody's scared of Johnny. See,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I don't care if he wants that. I don't care
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: what Bill and Chris to say. Everybody's afraid of Johnny Seed.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: The Scrubs fans to everybody listening with slight differences. Johnny
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: c is his character in Scrubs, like he's a he's
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: a hard motherfucker, and he's the best. She's the most.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: He's very lovable. But yeah, I am as scared of
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: him as JD was of doctor Cox when he lays
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: down the law it's my birthday to my barbecue, no
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: kill kids.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Also, I all finished the story. But on a side note,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: have you told the story of the sauna rules yet?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I don't remember if I have, Joelle says I have. Yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: So wait, so wait, let me just tell you can listen,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: go back and forth. So then then I'll let you
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: tell your part after I tell this part. So then
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: we all go over. Charlotte and Olivia, Rodrigo and Bill's
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: younger kids all stay at the house. The adults meaning me,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Christa and Bill go over to Johnny's.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: The people in there over thirty years old.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Right, and we're all there. Now his kids are there.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Obviously it's his birthday party. He just didn't wantnybody else's kids.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: He's got at the table though, because that's true.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: He's got two young teenage girls and they were they
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: were inside. And who else was at the table? Do
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: you remember, Charlotte was there? Somebody else?
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: John McEnroe, Oh, John macro was there.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, no, not at this not at this gathering.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: So we're all sitting there and we're eating barbecue, and
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden I see something. I'm like, oh no,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: and Charlotte, I see Charlotte and Olivia Rodrigo heads jumping
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: up over to look over the driveway fence, the driveway fence,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and what did you say, Charlotte, I forgot hungry.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: There's no Postmates in Melbour.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Like, and I'm like, and I'm like, in my heart,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Donald like, no joke. I'm like, oh no, Johnny's not
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: gonna like this at all. He said, no kids.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Johnny out loud was like fuck yeah.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: He was like. And so then Johnny didn't know what
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to do because I think Charlotte knew the gate code
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and and so she just punched it in and the
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: gates starts going, and I'm like, oh no, no, oh no.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: So then Johnny doesn't know what to say. He has
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: no idea who He just assumes this is just Charlotte's
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: random friend. So not only did Charlotte come over, not
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: only did Charlotte come over, but she brought another kid,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: so he broke She broke the rules twice. So then
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Johnny's like, get pissed.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Didn't I tell you no kids told you?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: So then Johnny Johnny goes, look, here's paper plates. But
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you can't sit at the grown up stable. You gotta
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: sit over there.
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: No, he didn't even say that. She does make a
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: plate and take it home.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: We were like, made a plate and we wanted to
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: eat a little bit, and I was like please. Johnny
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: was like, fine, like go sit in the corner.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, no, wait, just as he just as he,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: just as Charlotte and Olivia Rigo fill up their paper
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: plates to go sit in the corner, Johnny's daughter comes
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: out and her face drops, like, holy shit, what is
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Rego doing in our house?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Like high school musical?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Like if like like if like if jay Z walked
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: into your house, Donald, Yeah, it'd be a moment of what.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Sweet Billy she like almost started crying, I think, like
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: it was so like what she was shut Billy, like,
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: can I please talk to you and tell you how
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: much you've affected me? Johnny was like, okay, girls, it's
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: you gotta get up.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: At this time, Johnny's like no. At this point, Johnny's
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: like I don't understand what's going on.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And we're like john Johnny's like leave. He still kicked
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: us out. You didn't understand it.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know who you are, but
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you still left to go.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: He was like, I don't get what's happening, but you
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: guys have.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: For some reason, my daughter is lost.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was like, all right, Billy, you gotta go
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: give her your compliments, give her her compliments, but then
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: take your paper plates and go.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I also remember when we were inside I went, this
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: is just a random little tibbit. I went to grab
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: There was like two different things of ribs. One had less,
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: one had a lot, And I went to grab the
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: one that had less because they looked a little different,
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: and he goes, not that.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: One that one.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, what, like, you wouldn't let me get
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: like the nice rib left vers He was so bummed
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: She couldn't have the good ribs.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I couldn't have the good ribs.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: So then then we left and I remember I think
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: we all came back and we played code names, right Charlotte.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: We played some games.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Didn't Billy say something to Johnny C being like, did
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: you just kid go out of our house?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, by the way, I just was on on
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Instagram reels or one of those things, and I saw
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: like her latest content. It was like a clip from
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: her concert. It was huge, I don't know how big
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: the fucking a massive touring now anyway, it was like this.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: It was like this giant crane move you know whatever,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: that flew back to show I don't know, forty thousand people,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: and I sent it to Johnny. I was like, this
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: is the girl.
• 50:28
  Speaker 9: I just saw her show at the forum.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: It was so wonderful. I think she did like five
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: nights there or something like that, and it was a
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: ten out of ten and people just these girls like
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: die for her. It was really awesome.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she's really good. I got to say. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: got to say, she's Incredible's incredible.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: And to get that feeling back from the audience when
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: you start singing and you know it's a vulnerable situation,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: and then out of nowhere when they are starting to
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: when they start to reciprocate the love and the energy,
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: it's got to be surreal, dude.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it definitely is. And I've only experienced it on
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: small scales compared to her obviously, Like I even in
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: a room though of two hundred people, having them sang
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: your songs back to you and just love what you
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: created out of something that was deeply painful for me.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: At least, I tend to write more about stuff that hurts,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: and watching these people relate to it and sing it
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: back to me is such an indescribable feeling. And it's
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: just like pure drugs, Like it's so and gratitude. It
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: makes me cry and it's really hard for me. I
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: feel I cry the most when I feel like happy,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: I guess, or lucky or grateful or like empathetic or
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: whatever it must be, versus like very sad about something.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: And I really have to like I've cried at so
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: many shows. I really have to bite my tongue to
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: not cry at these shows. And when I see like
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Olivia's show and I see these girls just like idolizing
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: her and her music and singing these songs by turn
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: being so by the words that she wrote, the first
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: part of me feels just so happy for her and
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: so proud of her, and almost like a big sister
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: proud of her because I just have loved her for
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: so long. And then secondly feels like, oh my god,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I want this so badly. I want to be where
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: she is at the Forum and.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: At Masses Regarded.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I think we have a chance.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Donald, do
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you have to go? Do you have time for one
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: more story?
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I listen If I'm late for this ship, I'm.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Not going to get wet it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Can we for one second talk about how much fun
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: we had in Vegas?
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a great time, dude, I really want
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: to talk about this stuff. I really do. I fucking
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: gotta go to do you hate me?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Do you want? Do you want me to kill?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get my heart checked three times.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: It makes it real much it's gonna happen.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Now, do you have five five minutes or five minutes?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Let's go?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, Charlie, can we tell the one about Elton John?
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: And So I don't drink and I don't. I mean
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: I'll have like a drink on an occasion or birthday
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: or whatever, but I really don't drink. And I don't
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: do any sort of drugs except and I quit weed,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: except for mushrooms. I will dabble in an occasional mushroom
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: instead of drinking a little microdose.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: We have five minutes, we go to Vegas.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: It's me, my dad, my boyfriend, my mom, Zach and
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Matt Tarsus and Ka Tarsus, Matt who is one of
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: my dad's writing partners, and everything.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah right around scrubs and rubs and collaborating with Bill
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: on the new Steve Carell schok ahead and I'm bad.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Monkey the whole shabam. And I took a ship ton
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: of mushrooms to go see you two at the sphere
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: tie off of my rockers.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, as one does. Cut to Charlotte wearing sunglasses in
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: the casino.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: At three in the morning, and Andrew gets the phone
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: FaceTime call from Elton John, who is an avid facetimer
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: And when I say that, I mean eight times a
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: day facetimer face. He's literally the best man of all time,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: and he loves the.
• 54:11
  Speaker 9: FaceTime and he's obsessed with and and he's obsessed.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: With Andrew and me if I'm a ad because like
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I love him to like we're also besties. Anyways, he
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: says to Andrew, was like, oh, I want, like, let
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: me say. I had to Charlotte and I'm sitting there
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: high off of my brains, sunglasses on, at this pizza
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: place that everyone's eating pizza ad and I'm just like,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: I can't eat pizza, candyizza, Katy pizza, like I'm seeing
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: demons and like rainbows. And Andrew gives me the phone
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: and it's Elton John, and everybody at the table, my
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: parents and Matt Charts and everyone were like, oh, like
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Elton John is on face. I'm like this is crazy,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: and I just go him my love love you, so
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: gotta go hang up on him. And Andrew goes, Charlotte,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: do you just hang up on Elton John?
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: Like what?
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Everyone was like, what the fuck?
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: Dude?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Like that was insane. I go, I'm too high for
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Elton right now? Can't he.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: The way?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: First of all, the way I heard the story was
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: that you barked at Andrew the funniest sentence known to man. Babe,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I am way too high to FaceTime with Hilton John
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: It was the deal.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I go, Babe, I am way too high to deal
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: with Elton John right now.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Look, look, we had the best time in Vegas. I
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: want to go back to Vegas again. We said we
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: were going to make it a quarterly.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: We're going for f one Charlotte. If you want to
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: come with us, I'm in ring Andrew and Yeah, we'll
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: bring Randy. All Right, we got to go because Donald
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Ne's that his hard check Charlotte Lawrence, check out Bad Monkey,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: check out her music on Spotify or Apple. Charlotte Lawrence,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you're gonna love everything about her. She's gonna be a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: big star. And you're going to say I heard about
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: her first on Fake Doctor's Real Friends. Well, she's such
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a character, and she's so funny and we didn't really
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: have time to get into her life, but I have
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: to say about her. I know the audience you might
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, this young woman's life is
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: so crazy, but she's such a kind person. I mean,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: for a kid who grew up in Hollywood, obviously with
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: wealthy parents, totally in the crazy scene. I'm just so
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: impressed with her. She really kind of got partying out
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: of her system early, and like you said, she barely drinks.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: She quit smoking weed, she was smoking cigarette, she quit
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes. She really has such a good head on
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: her shoulders, and she lives this insane life because her
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: boyfriend is one of the top producer music producers in
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: the world. Her father is one of the top show
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: runners in the world, and so she has these insane
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: stories and she just tosses them out. They're never like
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Braggadote show. She's always like she like sends me a
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: still She's like, she's sent me a picture on my iPhone. Look,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I'm playing Backgamma with Mick Jagger. And it's not like bragging.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Its song like she's bragging. She's like, holy shit, can
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you believe this is my life? And she's just a really,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: really sweet person, and I genuinely believe a lot of talent,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: so I'm not just saying that as her uh, as
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: her pseudo uncle.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: UH.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Check out her music. The song you heard earlier is
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: one of my favorites. Just check out her music. If
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you like uh, if you like sad girl pop like me,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: that's everybody. Thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: next time.
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Five Six stories that show we made about a bunch
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: of dogs and nurses.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: He said, He's a story naturals.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: No, so yeada ra here, yeada ra here Up