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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 1st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 2: Three, two, one.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Well, today is Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Today is... October 1st. Today is day number one of
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  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday month.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go.
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  Speaker 5: It's like he waits all year to have a birthday month. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we're going to get this year's birthday month wish list.
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  Speaker 3: Bucket list, yes. Sorry. Sorry, make a wish list.
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  Speaker 5: Make a wish list.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: Is there something you're not telling us? Is it make
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  Speaker 5: a wish list?
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  Speaker 3: Bucket list.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, happy birthday month, Menace.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: It's Menace's official birthday month.
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  Speaker 3: And you get runoff, right? We get lots of runoff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: October 1st, 2026. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 8: Hi, Woody.
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  Speaker 5: We got Menace, the birthday month boy himself.
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 8: Now that you officially don't eat anymore, are you... Are
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  Speaker 8: you wishing for food drops?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 9: Really?
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  Speaker 5: I hope so. Non-stop food drops that he wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys put the end to that. I wanted it.
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  Speaker 3: Woody put an end to it.
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  Speaker 5: Because we gained like 15 pounds in one month.
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  Speaker 4: We promised not to gain 15 pounds.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I did get a message last night asking to
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  Speaker 3: do a food drop.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 5: There's Gina Grand.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: We got Seabass.
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  Speaker 8: Not Stop.
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  Speaker 3: Turf Drops, whatever that stuff is. The Retro Guide. Retro Guide. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Retta True Tide. Yeah, we could do that every morning.
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  Speaker 5: Retta Drops.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now Drake's on board.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Jeff G is here. We got Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn,
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  Speaker 5: our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort.
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  Speaker 5: We got Menji. Phones are open.
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  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 5: You can send us a text over to 22987. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the Menace birthday month wish list. Bucket list.
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  Speaker 3: Bucket list.
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  Speaker 11: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: It drops.
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  Speaker 5: It takes me about half the month to get that right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then we eventually get it right. That's coming up
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  Speaker 5: a little bit later on in the show. Today, October 1st,
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  Speaker 5: besides the beginning of Menace's birthday month, today is also
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  Speaker 5: something very near and dear to Menace. It's World Vision.
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  Speaker 5: Vegetarian Day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the best, right?
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  Speaker 5: Because you know how much he loves vegetables.
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  Speaker 3: I did it for a year.
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  Speaker 5: It's World Sake Day.
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  Speaker 12: Sake.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but when you were going vegetarian for that year,
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  Speaker 5: did you actually eat vegetables or just not meat?
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  Speaker 3: Just not meat. Was it just like... Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: No way.
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  Speaker 5: He was the only vegetarian that never ate vegetables.
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  Speaker 3: Donuts are vegetarian.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Today's World Sake Day. It's International Music Day. Greg, International
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  Speaker 5: Coffee Day.
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  Speaker 3: You are. Worship at the altar.
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  Speaker 5: Throwback Thursday. It's CD player day.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: For you compact disc fans.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Greg T's balloons around the world day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Litter.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's model T day.
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  Speaker 12: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: It's National Black Dog Day, National Hair Day, National Raccoon Day, Menace.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I just bought a raccoon ashtray. You did? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: For my house when people come over to smoke in
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  Speaker 3: the backyard. Okay.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's a little raccoon ashtray, and it has a
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  Speaker 12: raccoon eating a slice of pizza.
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  Speaker 3: Adorable. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Today is National Homemade Cookie Day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Yes, sirree.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I wouldn't hate it if you had like one
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  Speaker 5: of those birthday cookie cakes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, was it the- Underrated. Yeah, like at
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  Speaker 5: the mall, they had the cookie place. They always had
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  Speaker 5: the fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, with the icing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you get the big round, look like a pizza.
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  Speaker 3: Mrs. Fields.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Mrs.
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  Speaker 3: Fields. Hell yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 5: It's time for your birthdays. And we'll start with the celebrities.
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday to Zach Galifianakis, who's 57 today.
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  Speaker 3: You got Randy Quaid, Cousin Eddie.
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  Speaker 2: Is he still in hiding?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, is he like in Canada or something? Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: doing homemade sex, porno, like.
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  Speaker 3: Hotel movies. Doesn't he live in a motel?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I hadn't heard anything about him in quite a while.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he fled the country.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Randy Quaid, even when he did, he was still, like,
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  Speaker 5: popping up. You could still see him from time to time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ranting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ranting and rambling.
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  Speaker 2: Random videos.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Randy Quaid is 76 years old today. Brie Larson,
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  Speaker 5: Captain Marvel. She won an Oscar for that movie, Room.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God, that was so.
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  Speaker 5: Hard to watch. 37 years old today. Mark McGuire, who
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  Speaker 5: broke Roger Maris' home run record in 1998.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: On steroids, but still broke the record.
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  Speaker 3: Fast brother.
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  Speaker 5: Rolled. 63 years old. Today, it's Hollywood royalty, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, who?
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  Speaker 5: From Mary Poppins and the Sound of Music, Julie Andrews' birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 3: Still hot. How did her and Dick Van Dyke live
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  Speaker 3: to be?
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  Speaker 4: A thousand?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she's 91 today.
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  Speaker 12: Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen that movie. What? Sound of Music? Bad Gay.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? Not one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 4: As a musical lover, not one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 3: Zero interest.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I've seen Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I have either. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't seen Mary Poppins or Sound of Music.
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  Speaker 3: They look boring.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you know who else has a birthday today? He
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  Speaker 5: was Richie's brother Bob in La Bamba. He was also
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  Speaker 5: in NYPD Blue. And he's the villain in the newest
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  Speaker 5: Mission Impossible movie. His name is Esai Morales.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Have you seen this guy, Gina?
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  Speaker 4: I have a couple times before, yeah. Good looking guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's 64 today.
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  Speaker 5: And then your porno birthday is Sybil A. And today's
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  Speaker 5: birthday girl, her knees have more miles on them than
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  Speaker 5: Route 66. She's been in 569 fine films, including Yoga
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  Speaker 5: Hottie's Private Climax Class, Office Romp of the Cleaning Lady
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  Speaker 5: Volume 1. She was in Lesbian Sandwich with Zero Calories,
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  Speaker 5: Finger Bangin' Bliss, also Orogenous Anus. cunnilingus spies her morning
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  Speaker 5: coffee volume one check it out and then who can
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  Speaker 5: forget her unforgettable role in dildo hibachi squirt show sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah for the you know i need to do the onion.
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  Speaker 5: Tower yeah where does she go that's uh sybil a
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  Speaker 5: who's 32 years old today and that is your birthday
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  Speaker 5: and your celebrity birthdays here on the woody show.
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  Speaker 2: Wait and we'll woody show.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 5: It is time to check in with Gina Grand so
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  Speaker 5: she can tell us all about the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 4: Well, remember how we were talking about waiting on Tennessee's
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  Speaker 4: execution of the first woman in like 200 years?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That did not go as planned.
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  Speaker 3: Can't stop, won't stop. They gave her like a stay, right?
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  Speaker 3: Dramatic thing ever.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: There's more. After two lethal injections, Krista Pike is still alive.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody wait.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to explain.
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  Speaker 3: So last.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how I missed anything.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So what happened from the time that they said there
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  Speaker 5: was like a... There was a stay.
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  Speaker 4: There was a stay, but.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, and then they... That was pretty quick.
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  Speaker 3: Very quick.
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  Speaker 5: So then they said, all right, no, no, go ahead
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  Speaker 5: and do it.
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  Speaker 4: The Supreme Court voted to override the stay.
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  Speaker 5: That was quick.
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  Speaker 3: Like an hour later.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. See, I didn't even hear about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, nah, nah.
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  Speaker 5: But this is insane.
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  Speaker 4: This is like a movie. She was strapped to the
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  Speaker 4: gurney just before 7.30 p.m. and injected with two... syringes
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  Speaker 4: of pentobarbital but her attorney says she never lost consciousness
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  Speaker 4: she's still at a heartbeat after two doses witnesses heard
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  Speaker 4: her talking in full sentences.
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  Speaker 8: She was snoring yeah she it.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't affect her at all she was taken to a
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  Speaker 4: nearby hospital and the governor you're gonna hate this she's still.
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  Speaker 5: Alive yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They tried to kill her twice. Christopher is here, dog.
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  Speaker 4: The governor has ordered an investigation and now, you're going
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  Speaker 4: to hate this, paused all executions in Tennessee for the
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  Speaker 4: rest of the year.
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  Speaker 5: Get back up on that horse. Try, try again. There
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  Speaker 5: is no quit.
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  Speaker 3: There is no quit.
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  Speaker 16: But is someone giving her something else? Is there something
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  Speaker 16: shady going on? How could she not die?
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  Speaker 5: She's a cockroach of a human. She's an evil person.
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  Speaker 4: And pentobarbital, I looked this up because I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was phenobarbital. Pento is way stronger, and
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  Speaker 4: that's the lethal dose. It's not like they're giving you
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  Speaker 4: a sedative and then injecting you with something else. This
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  Speaker 4: should have done the job.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I mean, at this point, you kind of
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  Speaker 3: get a pass.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, do you let her live now?
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  Speaker 3: It's like, wow.
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  Speaker 4: How many times do you, I mean, firing squads?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's easy.
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  Speaker 8: But if two didn't work, try three.
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  Speaker 11: I know.
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  Speaker 5: If at first you don't succeed, try again. What a
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  Speaker 5: bunch of quitters.
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  Speaker 8: Because they close the curtain that the gallery can look through,
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  Speaker 8: and she's still snoring. So they rush her to a hospital.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 5: Why? She's good. Look, if the curtain's closed, just put
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  Speaker 5: your hands around her neck.
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  Speaker 8: And choke her out. It's like when you catch a
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  Speaker 8: fish and you bonk it over the head.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Something.
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  Speaker 4: Something.
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  Speaker 3: Like pillow to the mouth. That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we will stay on that.
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  Speaker 3: It was the craziest story. Truly, truly.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, that's nuts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, three of the four wild card matches. are already over.
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  Speaker 4: The White Sox knocked out the Astros. Thank you to
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  Speaker 4: the Pope for that letter. I'm sure that helped. The
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  Speaker 4: Yankees got rid of the Red Sox and the Padres
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  Speaker 4: sent the Cubs home. The only series that survived is
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  Speaker 4: the Phillies and Braves. Philly forced a game three tonight
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  Speaker 4: in Atlanta. The winner will play the Dodgers on Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: And baseball crowds are showing up for all of this.
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  Speaker 4: Attendance went up for the fourth year in a row.
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  Speaker 4: That's the highest number since 2017.
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  Speaker 3: So that's good.
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  Speaker 5: I've been working, trying to get the games to go quicker,
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  Speaker 5: the clock for the pitch clock.
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  Speaker 3: I love.
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  Speaker 5: I do love, I'm wondering, you know, I know baseball
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  Speaker 5: purists hate it, but like how you can challenge a pitch,
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  Speaker 5: you know, a call for the strike zone. Like, I
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  Speaker 5: like that. It adds a little extra element to the game.
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  Speaker 3: A little surprise.
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  Speaker 5: The reactions in the stadiums are fun. You know, when
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  Speaker 5: they challenge it and all of a sudden it comes
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  Speaker 5: up on the big screen and you see. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty great. The reaction.
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  Speaker 8: I think the pitch clock changed everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I remember my first game I ever went to, I thought,
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  Speaker 8: how much downtime can there be?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like six hours long.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's a lot of downtime.
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  Speaker 8: You know who else needs to do this? What industry
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  Speaker 8: needs to figure it out?
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  Speaker 3: Horse racing. Horse racing.
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  Speaker 8: There's so much downtime. It would draw more people if
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  Speaker 8: it wasn't 15 hours between races.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of time. That's when the betting happens,
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  Speaker 5: and that's where they're making the money.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: That's why there's that time.
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  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: They've got to rework that.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, but put little dog races in between or something.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, do something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, do like a clown show. And also, December, when
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  Speaker 4: December 1st hits, the collective bargaining agreement expires and everyone's
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  Speaker 4: looking for a lockout, so enjoy it while you can.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm I've heard a lot about the lockout. They
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  Speaker 5: want to have the salary cap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The owners want the salary cap in there. Obviously, the
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  Speaker 5: players don't want the salary cap in there. And I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: there'll be some kind of lockout. It'll be maybe like
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  Speaker 5: an abbreviated season. No, they're talking about maybe no baseball
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  Speaker 5: next year.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: Like no season.
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  Speaker 4: No America.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like there won't be baseball at all next year.
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  Speaker 3: That would be insane. Is that crazy?
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  Speaker 5: It's possible. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: How am I going to nap? That's what I put
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  Speaker 4: on when I'm on the couch.
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  Speaker 3: Their heels are on the ground that hard? That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we now know the name of the captain who
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  Speaker 4: got stabbed at 34,000 feet. That's Captain Smit Makar. He's
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  Speaker 4: an Indian national who, despite being stabbed and very injured,
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  Speaker 4: used the last bit of his strength to unlock the
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  Speaker 4: cockpit door so passengers and crew could rush in and
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  Speaker 4: tackle this co-pilot who, by the way, was reportedly standing
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  Speaker 4: over the control panel bashing it. One of the relief
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  Speaker 4: pilots who was on the plane helped landed in Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 4: And this Omani co-pilot is now in custody. And the
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  Speaker 4: official investigation still has not called this terrorism. But three
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  Speaker 4: Israelis officials say it looks like an attempted terror attack.
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  Speaker 4: And I saw that the guy who treated the stabbed
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  Speaker 4: pilot was a dentist. Like they had these random, they
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  Speaker 4: had two relief pilots on and like just a random
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  Speaker 4: dentist and everybody just rushed in, tied this guy up
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  Speaker 4: with like headphone cords and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Choked him out.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Knocked him down. Total heroes.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Greg.
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  Speaker 5: It's a long play though, right? Like you go through training.
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  Speaker 3: All that.
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  Speaker 4: Pilot training.
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  Speaker 3: You get hired, right?
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  Speaker 5: And then you wait, like that's a, That's a long play.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's not like just a thing in the moment. No.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, unless I guess it could be.
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  Speaker 3: Sleeper cell.
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean, I guess it could be. It could be,
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  Speaker 5: you know, you were already working there.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: And then as you're working there, all of a sudden
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  Speaker 5: you become, you know, radicalized.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Radicalized.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, Greg, you might need to investigate this. 7-Eleven
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  Speaker 4: and Circle K were caught with their hand in the
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  Speaker 4: register with 153 complaints across 17 states of shelf prices
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  Speaker 4: not matching the price at the register.
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  Speaker 3: Got to be more alert.
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  Speaker 4: You do. A guy's cheese sticks for $ 3. 99 rang up
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  Speaker 4: at $ 4.
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  Speaker 3: 19. And when he.
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: Asked the cashier to see the price, the cashier just
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: said no.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: No. Circle K.
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: Greg would be calling the authorities.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: That's right. Weights and measures coming at you.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Circle K failed 82% of price accuracy inspections in a
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: couple states, and 7-Eleven failed almost half of the price
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: checks in a few states, including gum that was $ 3. 99
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: that rang up at $ 4.
• 14:10
  Speaker 12: 99.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: So just be careful when you run into these places
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: to grab.
• 14:14
  Speaker 8: Something real quick.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pay attention to the pricing. Oh, that happened.
• 14:16
  Speaker 14: I was at the airport one time.
• 14:18
  Speaker 16: The person in front of me was getting water and
• 14:20
  Speaker 16: they rang it up and it was like $ 2 more
• 14:22
  Speaker 16: than the price that said. And she pointed at the
• 14:24
  Speaker 16: price and she was like, this is the price that
• 14:26
  Speaker 16: it says though. And the lady ringing her up goes, no,
• 14:28
  Speaker 16: that was before.
• 14:29
  Speaker 14: And we're like, what?
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a Greg situation.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: That happened to Greg. It happens all the time.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what the question is. If there's something
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: I can't explain, I'm just going to say, no, that
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: was before. And we'll leave it at that.
• 14:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what I'm talking about.
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: But what about your pricing policy? Yeah, we don't do
• 14:45
  Speaker 8: that no more.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: That was before. That's literally what you were told, right?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 14:50
  Speaker 8: I said, look right here. I held up my phone.
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: Your website says if you ring it up wrong, you
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: get it free. And they said, quote, we don't do
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: that no more.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: We don't do that no more.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Even though our website currently says it. Which currently says
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: that policy.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: We don't do that no more.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: So you have a policy, but you don't follow the policy.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: That's it. Don't do that.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Glad we're all on the same page.
• 15:12
  Speaker 8: Okay, good.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Cleared up.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Well, finally, Sammy, you're going to be thrilled about this.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Sean Diddy Combs, he's headed back to the hole. The
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: prison in Fort Dix is putting him in solitary confinement
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: while they investigate all this pampered stuff he's been getting
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: in prison.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Eaters.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Sammy's hall pass, by the way.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Diddy.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Like we've mentioned, it all blew up after that NBC
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: News report that claimed that Diddy was living large at
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Fort Dix with massages, fancy meals, contraband booze. And the
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: report also claims he had a cell phone he was
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: using to look at nude photos of his ex. So
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: this isn't his first trip to the hole. Remember, he
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: got in that fight in July and had to go
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: to the hole. So Diddy is supposed to get released
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: in January.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Well, they don't send people there for good behavior. Exactly.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: So this whole thing about getting out early on a
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: kind of good behavior. Well, that's the thing.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: That ain't happening.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's going to be a setback. And you
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: know they're looking into it because, you know, when these
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: things get out, which is the whole reason it got leaked, right?
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Because he's doing these things. He's not supposed to be.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: People don't want to see him getting any kind of
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: special treatment. And so, I mean, what's the, is it
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: the Department of Justice or the Department of Corrections?
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: They can't just let that slide. So now they're going
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: to be doing a big investigation about who got him
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: the phone. How was this even allowed to happen in
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: the first place? They're going to hold him super accountable
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: and probably make an example of him.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: You know, for, you know, whatever the punishment is for
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: getting caught with contraband.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: And I think we're all okay with that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Everybody's fine with that.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Gina Grad.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: You got it.
• 16:43
  Speaker 11: I love it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 12: I love it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: In the news headlines, we're talking about, you know, all
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: this stuff has come out about Diddy and he's getting
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: massages and got a cell phone.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Booze.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, booze and stuff like that.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: So obviously the people who are in charge, they can't
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: just let that kind of thing slide. So now he's
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: like in, is it solitary? Yep.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: He's in the hole. Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: In the hole. Sounds kind of hot.
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: His favorite place to be.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Not what you want. I did see there was another
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: crime story. So a nearly 30-year-old Iowa hit-and-run case has
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: taken a major step forward because a viewer... recognized a
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: suspect while watching a rerun of America's Most Wanted.
• 17:33
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: A rerun?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Heck yeah. Yeah, you can watch that, I think, on
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Pluto TV. You can watch all those old ones.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I used to love watching,
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: I think it was like, was it Saturday night that
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: they would run America's Most Wanted?
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: I think it was Friday.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Was that not the same night that In Living Color
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: was on? Because wasn't it like, cops america i think
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: the lineup was like cops america's most wanted or is
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: america's most wanted and then cops and then in living
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: color did i have that right this says.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: It was on mondays but that could have been uh
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: that might be newer.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Maybe you're thinking unsolved mysteries.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: No i never you know what i never really watched
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: unsolved oh.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: God i love this it's so frustrating because it's unsolved
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: it's showing saturday night was cops at eight and then
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: in living color at nine.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, there was like, for a while, I
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: think they did run like Cops, America's Most Wanted, and
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: then Living. It was such an awesome.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Triple delight. Yeah, dude. What about Rescue 911?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: I love Rescue 911. I forgot about that.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, that hit.
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: With William Shatner?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Shatner.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I loved that show.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that. Rescue 911.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my favorites were Rescue 911. An American Gladiator.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, American Gladiator.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I loved it. Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Was that on Fox? American Gladiator?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because, dude, also you had, that's when In Living
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Color was happening. Not In Living Color, Married With Children.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Right. All the good stuff. So good.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: And then I was addicted to Arsenio Hall.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Loved that show. But then in those realm of
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: shows that we were talking about earlier, like A Current Affair. Oh, yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Hard copy. Hard copy, yes. Remember Hard Copy?
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Ruled. Good.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Anyway, so this case had been unresolved since 1997 when
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Leslie Ruby was struck and killed while riding his lawnmower
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: home after cutting grass for his family.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: The viewer's tip led investigators to New Jersey where U.S.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Marshals recently took a suspect into custody.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Dude. That's crazy.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine? Okay, so.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: 30 years.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, hey, you know what? You got 30 years
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: where you lived your life.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're lucky.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: But that's got to be weird, too. You're looking over
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: your shoulder. Every 30 years. day every moment you're probably
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: thinking like oh is this person looking at me I'd.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Say after 10 years I'd stop thinking about it right
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: you think you got away with it at a.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Certain point I don't know that you I mean I
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: don't think so I guess if you're the kind of
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: person knowing that you hit somebody and you ran.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: And you're fine with it and then you're fine with
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: it yeah Yeah, you're probably a douchebag anyway.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: But good.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: But, like, there's this murder that they finally caught at, like,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: 90 years old, and they go, justice is finally served.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: He had his entire life, and he's 90, and he's
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: going to die in prison? Who cares?
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, at that point. That's not satisfying.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Justice was not served.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's not satisfying. At all. What were we saying yesterday?
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Now people will go like, well, there's no use in
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: ruining two.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Like if you murder someone or rape someone or something,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: their life is ruined. Well, we don't want to ruin
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: two lives, so we should let the guy go. No.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Not necessarily with rape, but we're talking about like the
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: death penalty.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't want to ruin two lives.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: But I do love, I mean, it was years later.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: But I got really into that show Cold Case. Oh,
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: I love Cold Case. But it was on CBS because
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: it was always on after football for a while.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: That's a great show.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Cold Case with that blonde detective lady. I forget
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: her name. But yeah, Cold Case ruled.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: That was fiction, right?
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a scripted drama.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Crime drama.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but those shows were fun. They're good. Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: I brought it up before, but when we have these
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: stories in the news about... You had one the other day, Woody,
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: about a guy... Oh, the kid who drove the car
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: home from school by himself, and then they arrested the
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: dad because they found.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Out he had a warrant.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Don't they have a list of warrant? How do you, quote,
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: find out he has a warrant? Don't you know he
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: has a warrant? Go get him.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess you can't have everybody on your radar
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: at every second.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: That's why you run them.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Through the computer.
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: You've got to have a master list. Here are all
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: the warrants. He lives at 123 Jones Road. Go get him.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll do roundups. I don't get it. They'll do
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: roundups here and there. But it's not a priority, right?
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: There's other priorities. I guess.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting. When they have extra room, they'll do
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: a roundup.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, I would love to see, you know, they
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: say they have all these, you know, DNA samples or,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: you know, rape kits, you know.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Backlogged.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: That are so backlogged. Years.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: And now we have, okay, let's put AI to use
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: for good.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: You know, for a good cause. And there's got to
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: be a way to speed all that up. That would
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: be great. all that stuff into, you know?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Like just throw it all into some kind of automated thing.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Let it go through anything flags. Then you have the,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: you know, humans go through and start, you know, following
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: up and double checking and things like that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: Right. I kind of blame celebrities because when there's a
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: high profile celebrity death, you get that medical examiner report
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: so fast. They cover it 24 seven. They're working on
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: it 24 seven. Meanwhile, for you know, Jane Doe, John Doe,
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: it takes forever.
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah. Because with all the rape kits and stuff, it's
• 22:47
  Speaker 14: the funding issues.
• 22:49
  Speaker 16: So with celebrities, maybe if there's a funding issue and
• 22:51
  Speaker 16: they just go, here's the money, get it done now, they.
• 22:53
  Speaker 14: Get it done.
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: Strange world.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: I'm looking at the text over to 22987. Somebody said, yeah,
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: you're right. It was right after cops on Saturday nights.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Sweet. That's a good point.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Dude, I forgot about Rescue 911. Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that show. That was a great show.
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: So good.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY. You can send your text over to 22987. We'll
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: come back, and then after the break, the biggest loser
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: picks for Week 4.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: All right, so Menace, two weeks in a row, has
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: been the winner.
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: Yes. Reigning champion.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: He's the reigning champion. And we'll find out who he's
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: going up against this week, and then they'll make their
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: biggest loser picks. Again, it's the Week 4 NFL schedule.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: You've got to pick the team... that you think will
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: lose by the most amount of points? Who will be
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: the biggest loser for week four? There's been a lot
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: of surprises already so far this season. So many people's,
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I wonder what percentage of people are still in Survivor.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: There has to be so many people knocked out. Oh yeah. 25% maybe.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Even that high?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: With what's happened so far?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: I would say 25%. Wow. There's been some shockers.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: That still seems high based on some of these upsets.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I'll go run it right now and I'll give you
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: the answer when we come back.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But yeah, who's going to be the biggest loser
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: in week four? So we'll find out who Menace is
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: going up against. We'll get the picks. That'll be coming
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: up next.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Stick your tongue out.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Something wet and slimy.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Well, the shirt has been officially sacrificed. To give you
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: guys an update, I brought the shirt that we tried to...
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Dry cleaning spray thing on yesterday. Yeah, I got it home.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: I put that Oxy stuff on.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: OxyClean, yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: That we like. Because I figured, oh, maybe it is
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: the tomato sauce part of it that was being the problem.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: You can still see it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: What the hell?
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
• 24:50
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm not done with it, though.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not either.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I'll try it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Somebody had said when they went to Italy, they were
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: at a restaurant and I guess their son had dripped
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: like five or six little spots on his shirt. And
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: then the manager of the restaurant came out with that
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: stuff and sprayed it on there. And then they just
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: brushed it off. They said it was the coolest thing
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: they've ever seen. So I guess there are situations where
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: it works. Maybe it's just my wife's cooking. I was
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: talking about this spray. You might have seen it on
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: on Instagram where, you know, the, you know.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: The Albuquerque stain lifter.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: P.C.R. to whatever it's whatever it's called. And they sprayed
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: this stuff on there and they took a high pressure
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: air hose and just blew the stuff off there because
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: it becomes a powder. And then the oil marks and
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: stains were gone. So I bought some and we tried
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: it out yesterday for, is it worth an ish? And, um, it,
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, it, it did get some, but like, uh, I,
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: I brought it home through it, through the wash, spray
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: it with the other stuff. It still didn't come out.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: I still think it's worth trying next time. It's just
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: maybe the tomato sauce thing. If it's just like a
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: drip of oil or what. But it says oil, grease,
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: all these different things.
• 26:03
  Speaker 14: Yeah, maybe if it's still wet.
• 26:04
  Speaker 16: Because if that happened at the restaurant for that kid
• 26:06
  Speaker 16: and they sprayed it right away, it probably hadn't dried yet.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Yours dried overnight. Oh, that's a good point. And I
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: also want to try with the baby powder. People were
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: texting over about that. I'll try that. Somebody said that
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: to get the grease out, you shout advanced. They said
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: it's never failed me getting grease stains out. I mean,
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: worth trying all these things because I have ruined so
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: many shirts. So fat. Can't eat without getting stuff. You
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: just got to wear a bib now, you know?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I kind of get it. All right. So biggest
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: loser picks for week four. You know what's nuts? After
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: this week, the season's a quarter over.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Already? I know. I can't believe it's week four already.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: It's a month of football.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: It was like that, man.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: The NFL season, I mean, they're 17, right?
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: But I mean, like, you know, as far as the
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: schedule goes, like, let's just call it 25% over. Yep.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. It sucks. It's incredibly fast.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: So Menace won the last two weeks. So he is
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: still the biggest loser champion. And so the thing here
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: is to make a pick. You pick a team that
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: you think will lose by the largest margin. on the
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: schedule this week. All right. And then, you know, uh,
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: we have the points that you would guess, and that
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: will be the tiebreaker, which is how menace one this
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: last week. He guessed it by exactly 14 points.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Rain, man. Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: And I think during the, uh, the Craigslist prices, right. His, his,
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: his bid was exact 50 bucks.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening over there.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Um, all right. So menace is going up against you, Jeff.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Menace is going up against Greg this week.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: All right, so Greg Gorey. Yes. All right, so you
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: go head-to-head. You pick who you think the biggest loser
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: in the NFL will be. All right, so this week
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Menace takes on Greg. We'll start with Greg. Give me
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: the team that you think will be the biggest loser.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: How many points will they lose by? Well, nothing really
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: jumped out at me this week.
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: I do think the Bills are going to beat the Patriots,
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: but I don't know. I just didn't get a gut
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: feeling from any of them. So I am going to
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: go with a pick that I think will make Woody
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: very mad. The Titans losing to the Ravens. It's not
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: going to make me mad. I pick the same team.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: Anything with Baltimore, though.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because the Titans, they stink so bad.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: And the Ravens' offense is, you know, they're good. They
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: put points on the board. They're definitely favored to win. Now,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: the Titans suck. They just lost to the Giants. Now, granted,
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: the Ravens also lost to Dallas, but only by three.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: And I like to go bold, like I like to
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: triple yester in the DUIQ. I like to just get crazy.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to say that the Titans lose by 17.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: By 17. All right, so Titans by 17. What's the
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: line on that game? I think it was like 11 points.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: 11 and a half.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: 11 and a half. All right, Menace, your pick.
• 28:57
  Speaker 12: Well, I do see a lot of interesting games. I
• 29:01
  Speaker 12: first looked at Bills over Patriots because the Patriots just
• 29:04
  Speaker 12: lost so hard last week. But that's not a completely
• 29:09
  Speaker 12: safe bet. Also, Vikings over Dolphins, but still not a
• 29:14
  Speaker 12: safe bet. So I was going with the safest one,
• 29:17
  Speaker 12: which I agree is Titans losing to the Ravens. But
• 29:22
  Speaker 12: I'm only going to go by 14 points.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: By 14, which is exactly how many points I picked.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: I said 14. Jeff, who do you like?
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: You know what? I'm going to go different.
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: I do like that game. I think that's probably going
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: to be the one. But I'm going to go with
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: the Dolphins and Vikings. Vikings are home.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Home.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: They always do really well there. We know what the
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Dolphins are, just crap.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Basura.
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: So we're going to go ahead and go with the Vikings.
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: I say it'll be 13 points.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: What do you think about it?
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: So actually, you're picking the Dolphins to be the biggest loser. Yes.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: So Dolphins, and they'll lose by 13. Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 12: What do you think about Giants over Cardinals? I mean,
• 29:59
  Speaker 12: Cardinals look kind of good at that game against the 49ers, though.
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: Giants aren't very good, dude. Jameis Winston has not checked
• 30:06
  Speaker 10: in as quarterback yet. Mentally, he's not there.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but what about they got J.J. McCarthy, yeah?
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but how much better is that?
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: It's not much better.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: So do you think Cardinals are going to take that game?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I do think Cardinals will win that game.
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: You do?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know about him. I think it'll be close.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: What was the deal with why cut Odell Beckham Jr.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe he just doesn't have it anymore.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: Doesn't have it. I mean, he barely got an opportunity.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Really didn't give him any balls.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but, too, like.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: They didn't.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: No, I know.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: They gave him, like, really no opportunity.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: He's been going team to team for years now, though.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: He has.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's in that part of his career, for sure.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's washed, I think. And they probably just
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: took him three games to figure.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Out he's washed. Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Dude, Joey Porter Jr. going to the Cowboys. I like
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: that guy a lot. He's a good player. But, dude,
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: all the faking of injuries... You know what I mean?
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: And the Steelers have been really good about, you know,
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: whether it's Antonio Brown or Le'Veon Bell or, you know,
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: any of these guys who end up being like, you know,
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: nut jobs, you know, George Pickens.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they cut him right away.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: They do. And, you know, they move on. And a
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: lot of these guys, I mean, you know, George Pickens
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: has been okay with Dallas, but not like a superstar.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Everybody else is kind of flamed out.
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: You know? Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: But man, that bums me out. I wanted him to
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: stick around. I mean, look, his dad was nuts too,
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: but he was our guy.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Our guy.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was our guy.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: You got to tell them that story about the gift.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: So I got a gift from the Steelers. I got
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: home one day and there was a FedEx from the Steelers.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: This is like back in like April.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, April.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: And I got home like, what the hell is this?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I opened it up and inside... is an autographed Joey
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Porter Jr. jersey. I'm like, crap. And now he's like, dude,
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: every time, I tell you, man.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Did you get behind somebody? It's true.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: It's really why I've stopped buying jerseys. I used to
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: get a new jersey every once in a while.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: And you would spend so much time figuring out who
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: to buy.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: And so it was the kiss of day. It was
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: the Madden cover curse.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Every time I'd get a Jersey, they're out. And so
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: I just, I'm like, Oh wow.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: It's so nice.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: And I, you know, sent the, Oh, thank you so
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: much for sending.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: That's so nice. Thank you.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Really appreciate it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: And now he's already off the team.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Some bitch. You never got behind Pickett, though.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Kenny Pickett?
• 32:27
  Speaker 11: Never.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you have that.
• 32:28
  Speaker 15: Never.
• 32:29
  Speaker 10: You know what you got to do is you buy
• 32:30
  Speaker 10: yourself a Lamar Jackson jersey so.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: You curse him. Never. That helps you hate for the Ravens.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Then he ends up on the Steelers.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I don't like the color purple. I won't even order
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: crab cakes. I hate that frigging team so much. All right,
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: we're going to take a quick break. More Woody shows next.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 32:48
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• 32:51
  Speaker 3: The Woody show returns right after these.
• 32:57
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• 32:59
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• 33:19
  Speaker 5: I got to love Dr.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 33:21
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: That was the best.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: He's super worried about you.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: You look like mac and cheese.
• 33:27
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• 33:29
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• 33:32
  Speaker 5: All right. So divorce lawyers were asked a question. And
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: some of what they said was really interesting, man. Like
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: people are wilding out out there, man. What are some
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: of the wildest stuff couples did to or have kept
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: from one another?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: God, you got to believe, man.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I got to see this.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: They've heard so much stuff.
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: What secrets they've been keeping?
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: So like divorce lawyers, you know, always dealing with people, right?
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: And some of the crazy stuff, oh, well, she or he, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: What are some of the wildest stuff that couples either
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: did to or have kept from one another that came
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: out in the process of the divorce? Oh, I got
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: to hear this. Maybe that led to the divorce stuff.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Secret families, for sure.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's in there.
• 34:26
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: It's in there.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the couple split because the wife had
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: been having an affair throughout her last three marriages.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: The affair was with her first boyfriend, and that same
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: guy was also her stepbrother.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Because I was going to say, just marry him. Totally.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I mean, I guess you could, yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: This other divorce lawyer, the husband went back into the
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: house to grab his things before moving out while the
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: wife was at work. And before he left, he super
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: glued everything she owned, the remote to the table, the
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: phone to its cradle, the vacuum to the carpet, everything.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, but as somebody who loves petty, you have to
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: think that's kind of funny.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: It's pretty great.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Like, he didn't steal it. He didn't break it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: It depends on what she did.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I guess, but still.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: What if she's the woman we just heard about the
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: last three marriages been having the affairs with the stepbrothers?
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she should be so lucky they just superglued a
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: remote to the coffee table.
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: This one. What's some of the wildest stuff that couples
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: did to or have kept from one another? The husband
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: was not only cheating on his wife, but had an
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: entire second family and had hidden $ 14 million... In a secret,
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: separate bank account.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Okay. Now that's cool.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Which one would you end up being more pissed about?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: The money.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Like, wait, you were a multimillionaire this whole time?
• 35:50
  Speaker 14: They probably already were, though.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 35:52
  Speaker 16: Like, if he can hide $ 14 million, they already have millions.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Let's just say you were a normal family. Would you
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: be more pissed about the second family or the $ 14
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: million that he wasn't going to share with you?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, if he's, like, having you buy everything, then, yeah,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I'd be kind of upset. Yeah. Whatever.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Over his second family.
• 36:08
  Speaker 16: Yeah, if I'm cutting coupons on my Sunday and he
• 36:10
  Speaker 16: has $ 14 million.
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: Because you're going to split up with him anyway, so
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: you might as well be more pissed about the money
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: at that point.
• 36:15
  Speaker 16: True.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: Hey, secret family, now that's your problem.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, man, I got a friend. Both of his parents were,
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: when they were working, school teachers. And they squirreled away
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: a bunch of money. And then they had good investments
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: and they took those. They squirreled that money away that
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: the investments were making. And so they ended up retiring,
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: and they're multimillionaires. They give away hundreds of thousands of
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: dollars a year.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: What?
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, in like charity stuff, like back to school and
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: teacher-related causes and things like that. So you don't know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: You can't necessarily be like, oh, well, they were teachers.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't think that they would have that kind of money.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: And they still have a pension.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: You don't know. So maybe they weren't living like multimillionaires.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Maybe this person, the– Maybe the husband just had this
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: kind of going on the side and it just kept,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know how long they were married.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: It just kept compounding. And maybe he.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Bought Bitcoin at 10 cents or something, you know, maybe. No,
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: no idea.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: All right. So before a divorce lawyers were asked, what's
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: some of the wildest stuff that couples did to or
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: have kept from one another? The husband worked as a physician.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: The wife was a hairstylist. They split because the husband
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: lied about having a long-term disease to the wife and
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: her family and forced her to take on multiple jobs
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: while he quit his.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: He didn't want to work.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: The couple had two kids with one belonging to the
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: wife from a previous relationship. Turns out she was going
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: to make the husband pay child support while secretly collecting
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: child support from her ex.
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: And he never knew about it.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: That's a scam.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, never knew about it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: That's mean.
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: I think some victim shaming is in order for people
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: whose spouse has a secret family. Do not question where
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: they are, what they're doing.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: How do you not juggle that?
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: I'm way on business.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know how you pull that off. I just
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: can't fathom. What do they think you are all the time?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: I mean, I guess if you have a job that
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: requires lots of travel, but even then, you don't get
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: a phone call. And then the secret family themselves, do
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: they know that they're married?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: I always assume the secret family knows there's another family.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's my feeling. At least in the situations that
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I know of who I have friends.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Plural?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: How many secret families? All those secret families you know?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I probably know, I would say two to three people.
• 38:31
  Speaker 12: The third person kind of doesn't admit it, but they
• 38:34
  Speaker 12: have another family in Mexico and the- The family in
• 38:37
  Speaker 12: Mexico knows that there's another family in America.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: See, that would make it easier because at least they know,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: don't call. Yeah, exactly. But it doesn't go the other
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: way around.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say. Like, one of
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: the families knows. They would have to. Well, maybe not
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: the kids from the second family, but.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: The moms in cahoots.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the other woman knows... that this dude has
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: his other family who doesn't know about them.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: And so she's able to go along with that, but
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: also to tell the kids like, you know, oh, you know,
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: your dad and I aren't like together, even though they
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: kind of are.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Or your dad has got a job. He's on the
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: road all the time. Something like that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: She's got to help finesse the lie.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Like somebody has to know because there's no way.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, you'd go insane.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: There's no way you can balance both.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's been done.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Let's see. Oh, This one says the couple that split
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: had two dogs. The husband got one of them and
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: one of the other one. But the wife said that
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: she should get it because he already had the one.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: So they split it equally. He reluctantly agreed. So she
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: got the dog only to put it down the next
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: day just so she could hurt her now ex-husband.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: That's so evil. Okay. It's so funny, too. Like, that's
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: what we react to. But it's true.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: That's horrible.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Divorce lawyers. Divorce lawyers asked, what are some of the
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: wildest stuff the couple's either done to or have kept
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: from one another? The husband gambled away $ 70, 000 of their savings.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: The wife didn't know until she filed for divorce. She
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: ended up hitting him in the head with a hammer
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: and was arrested.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: At first, I felt really sorry for her. Then it
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: took a turn.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: And here, I'll give you one more. The husband had
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: a hardcore porn addiction.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Sweet.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Pretty normal until they found out it was specifically goat porn.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a genre.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: That's a genre. Yeah, that's weird.
• 40:34
  Speaker 14: On the dark web.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: That's weird.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: That's it for goat adventures.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: No more goat adventures.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Good God.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: By the way, the jobs with the highest divorce rate.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: Number one, healthcare practitioners. Well, I've seen Grey's Anatomy.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: It seems like everybody's hooking up.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: They're insatiable. It was pretty much a documentary. Number two, telemarketers.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: You can't trust them.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Massage therapists. That makes sense. Bus drivers.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: What?
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Press machine operators. Care service supervisors. Correctional supervisors. Like working
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: at jails and prisons.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I guess, right?
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Ambulance drivers and attendants. Right back to the medical stuff.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: I had none of these on my list.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Psychiatric aides and then practical nurses.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah. The ambulance drivers thing, though. Yeah. The EMT.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: I guess you're hanging around, you know, waiting for calls.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Is that EMT?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: They get down, man. Do they?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 12: I think they just kind of like give each other
• 41:36
  Speaker 12: mouth to mouth. They're so numb to everything. You know,
• 41:39
  Speaker 12: they see like.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Crazy stuff.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Where you're spending all this time together. Yeah, you're having
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: these big traumatic emotional experiences together.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: There's a bed right behind you.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: I always assumed it's like pilots or somebody who's always
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: on the road.
• 41:53
  Speaker 14: Yeah, traveling.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Keep in mind, these are the highest divorce rates, not
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: necessarily cheating.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: I always read that as cheating, but there are other
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: reasons that people get divorced.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: It's not just cheating.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Money.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Well, we're officially into the month of October. A lot
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: of people excited about Halloween. That's a thing. Fall, just
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: in general, although Greg says if you're a person who's
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: excited about fall, you had better have a vagina because
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: it says that's for girls.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: For girls.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: That's for girls.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Fall excitement is very girly. For girls. Don't you agree?
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: He said for girls and for gays.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: And for gay guys.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and for gay guys.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Greg, would you agree with this? My gay friends always
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: say there's only two seasons, pool party and scarf.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: I would totally disagree.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: My fantasy is year-round summer. True. Fall, because what do
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: you get excited about? Boots, scarves, hair. And you know
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: what else?
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: It's October.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday month.
• 43:00
  Speaker 11: It's October, and you know what that means. It's Menace's
• 43:07
  Speaker 11: birthday month. The countdown is on.
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Menace is the only dude I have ever known to
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: be this excited about his birthday, where it's not even
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: the birthday. It's not a birthday weekend. Some people even do, oh,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: it's my birthday week.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're really stretching it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: No, dude, he does an entire month. He wants a
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: whole month. Of celebration over his birth.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: It's a bucket list. They knock things out, you.
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: Know, as you get older.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: That makes it different. Yeah. Thank you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you know, you get these girls, you know,
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: that we look up during the porno birthdays, like, see
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: basketball and see what's on their Amazon wish list or,
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: you know, whatever.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's basically kind of the same thing, right?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 43:54
  Speaker 15: No?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: No. You check things off.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: I ask my kids, you know, I ask my kids, like,
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: all right, What do you want for your birthday? It's
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: their wish list.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: This is what you want for your birthday.
• 44:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but it's more of a milestone bucket list.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Did I get a copy of this? I do have
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: the copy for you right here. Oh, thank you. It's
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: like the Oscars announcements. He has to keep them very undercover.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Somebody's guarding a briefcase.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's handcuffed to someone's wrist. All right, well, here
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: we go. Now, keep in mind, for anybody listening, if
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: anybody out there has any kind of inside... Contacts. Contacts,
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: any way to maybe help Menace check some of these
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: things off of his... bucket list, not to be confused
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: with the wishlist. Let us know. You can hit us
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: up either on the text over to 22987 or send
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: us an email, email at thewoodyshow.com. All right, Menace, number
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: one on the birthday month list for this year. Well,
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: let's just come in hot on the first one. I
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: want to do an extreme weekend trip to Raising Cane's
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: in London.
• 44:55
  Speaker 12: Now, if no one will fund this, I will fund
• 45:00
  Speaker 12: for one listener to go to Coach to London.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I will go with them. You'll fly coach too? Yeah,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: I'll fly coach too as well. All right.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: You've lost me.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I'm out.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: I like the extreme weekend trip. I'm in.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I'm in company on this trip.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: This sounds awesome.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: So we will leave on a Friday evening. We'll land
• 45:20
  Speaker 12: Saturday afternoon in London. We'll go to Raising Cane's. We'll
• 45:24
  Speaker 12: probably get to London around 3 in the afternoon. We'll
• 45:27
  Speaker 12: hit up Raising Cane's. We'll probably hit up Oxford Street.
• 45:30
  Speaker 12: And then if, you know, Wembley has a concert or a- O2, perhaps?
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: R2 or anything going on. O2.
• 45:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we'll go hit that up. And then we'll leave
• 45:40
  Speaker 12: by 3 p.m. on Sunday and be back home by
• 45:42
  Speaker 12: 7 p.m.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: So there's a one-night stay in there?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: So one-night stay, I will cover the one-night stay. Because
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: London isn't that far. It's not Dubai.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, it'll be fine.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: All right, number two. Extreme weekend trip to the Raising
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Cane's in London.
• 45:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and that's going to be opening pretty soon. So
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: we'll get away this month and then we'll figure out
• 46:05
  Speaker 12: the date later.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: All right, number two.
• 46:08
  Speaker 12: Stay the night at the Incredibles house. Now, Disney has
• 46:12
  Speaker 12: built the Incredible house. You can't rent it currently. But
• 46:17
  Speaker 12: they are letting people stay in it. I have seen
• 46:19
  Speaker 12: people do it online. So if anybody knows anybody at Cotino,
• 46:24
  Speaker 12: where this house is located... What is it?
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Cotino?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Cotino. It's a story living by Disney. Now it's a
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: community that Disney is putting together. Oh, hell yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: So the house is done. It's there. It's sitting.
• 46:35
  Speaker 12: I've stood in front of the house before, but I've
• 46:38
  Speaker 12: not been able to go inside it. So if you
• 46:40
  Speaker 12: know anybody... that can get me inside. That'd be great.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 46:44
  Speaker 12: Now, number three, I go to LAX airport quite often. Um,
• 46:48
  Speaker 12: I fly in and out of there and there's always
• 46:50
  Speaker 12: a plane parked out there that I see. And I
• 46:53
  Speaker 12: would like to go on this plane. Uh, I'd like
• 46:56
  Speaker 12: to get a ride on it and I, wherever it's going,
• 46:59
  Speaker 12: I'll go with it. And then I can find my
• 47:02
  Speaker 12: way back.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: It's fine. Now, SpaceX has a 737. Have you seen
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: this Woody?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: No.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 12: They have a 737 parked out there all the time.
• 47:10
  Speaker 12: You can see the, the SpaceX logo on it, and
• 47:13
  Speaker 12: it's an employee plane. So I'm assuming they maybe go
• 47:17
  Speaker 12: to Austin, back and forth, whatever. I'm willing to go
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: on the plane if somebody can get me on.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: He's willing to.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: He'll do you that favor.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Perhaps Elon, hello?
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter where it's going.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter where it's going.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Just the one way.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Just the one way. Okay. That'd be fun. All right.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 47:33
  Speaker 12: Now, number four is I would like to learn how
• 47:37
  Speaker 12: to surf. I've tried before in Hawaii, and I wasn't
• 47:41
  Speaker 12: really that great at it. And then I tried to
• 47:43
  Speaker 12: do it in other places. The water was way too cold,
• 47:46
  Speaker 12: and I was a puss, so I got out. There's
• 47:48
  Speaker 12: this new place called Desert Surf where you can learn
• 47:51
  Speaker 12: to surf, kind of like those surf ranches. This is
• 47:54
  Speaker 12: a surf lagoon. And they just kind of opened it
• 47:57
  Speaker 12: up to the public, so it's not quite where you
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: can just go and do it. But I would like
• 48:03
  Speaker 12: to go and learn how to surf, and I would
• 48:05
  Speaker 12: like to take a listener with me that would like
• 48:06
  Speaker 12: to learn how to surf. So if anybody knows anybody
• 48:09
  Speaker 12: at Desert Surf, I would like to go do that.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: This is Menace's birthday month. He calls it a bucket list,
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: but it's a wish list. These are things he's wanting
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:21
  Speaker 12: Number five is going to sound kind of weird, but
• 48:23
  Speaker 12: this is going to benefit all the listeners.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you.
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: So there's this guy named Zach and a girl named
• 48:30
  Speaker 12: Kate that works at Cash App HQ.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 48:34
  Speaker 12: These guys are the ones that run everything that involves
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: their events.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Cash App is at every single event. Listeners, I'm telling
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: you that you want to be at. Dude, I saw
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: them at my farmer's market. They were there. Yeah, dude.
• 48:47
  Speaker 12: So they're at WWE events. They're at the Super Bowl.
• 48:50
  Speaker 12: They're having events there as well. Of course, they're at F1.
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: I see them there all the time. They have these
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: really cool pop-ups where they do a thing called Greenhouse
• 49:01
  Speaker 12: where they teach kids about.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Education and finance.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: That's what I saw. Yeah, they're doing all these cool things.
• 49:07
  Speaker 12: I would like to meet these people so maybe we
• 49:09
  Speaker 12: can do cool things together.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: So meet Zach and Kate.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Are they a couple? Do we know? No, no, no.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: If it is Kate, it's Kat. Kat.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Otherwise there's a typo.
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: Zach and Kat at Cash App HQ.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: If anybody knows them, tell them to hit us up.
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: All right, number six. Now, a lot of people hit
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: me up. They knew I was putting this list together.
• 49:35
  Speaker 12: They want to go to the George Lucas Museum, and
• 49:38
  Speaker 12: I would love for us to do maybe a field
• 49:40
  Speaker 12: trip together.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: That'd be great.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Is that hard to get access to?
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: It's not, but maybe a large group it might be,
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: because I know that they... It's a museum, right?
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: It's not an invite-only thing, right?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: No, it's not.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: But they limit the number of passes you can get,
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: so I don't know how... Well, I ask because I
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: know there's the Lucas Ranch, and that's like an invite.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Skywalker Grill.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 50:04
  Speaker 17: No, no, no.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about something else like in Northern California.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the ranch.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: There's a Lucas Ranch or something like that.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been to the ranch a couple times.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: But that's like you've got to know somebody or you've
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: got to be invited, right?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's a private residence. I'm talking about
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: the museum. Perhaps with some buffet. Buffet. All right, number eight.
• 50:23
  Speaker 12: Now, I want to have a screening with listeners of
• 50:26
  Speaker 12: the new Street Fighter movie.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: That would be cool, right? That would be fun. Yeah,
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: so we just need to find a movie theater. I
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: think you skipped that.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: You went from six to eight.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: This would be seven.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, number seven. Sorry.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: He gets excited.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Number seven. This is a big one. I would like
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: to take a ride on the Goodyear Blimp.
• 50:41
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: I could probably be done.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: That's cool. I would do that.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Heck yeah. Let's do it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Number nine.
• 50:46
  Speaker 12: I would like to go to two F1 races this month. Now,
• 50:49
  Speaker 12: there's one in Malaysia. There's one in Singapore, Austin, and
• 50:53
  Speaker 12: Mexico City. So I got to figure that out. Number 10,
• 50:57
  Speaker 12: I would like to have a.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Listener party at K1 Speed Indoor Car Track.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's so fun.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've done it. It's so fun.
• 51:07
  Speaker 12: They have over 107 locations. So if there's one location
• 51:10
  Speaker 12: that will let us have a party at one, that
• 51:12
  Speaker 12: would be pretty cool. Number 11, I would like to
• 51:16
  Speaker 12: give away not one, but two 98-inch televisions this time.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: Ooh.
• 51:21
  Speaker 12: So I would like to do one at an event
• 51:23
  Speaker 12: in person and then one on our Instagram, at The
• 51:26
  Speaker 12: Woody Show on Instagram. So make sure you follow us
• 51:29
  Speaker 12: on Instagram, at The Woody Show right now.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday month wishlist for 2026. We're almost done, guys.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: But number 12, Greg.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: I would either like to have Dr. Terry Dubrow- Or
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Jeff Lewis on the show. Oh, my God.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Dr. Dubrow is the plastic surgery guy.
• 51:48
  Speaker 12: Yeah, he's the one that fixes everybody's messed up plastic surgery.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: He's a god. And he's great.
• 51:54
  Speaker 12: I've heard so many interviews with him where he can
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: answer all your medical questions, and he does it in
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: a fun way. So I'd love to have him on.
• 52:02
  Speaker 12: If we can't get him on. Jeff Lewis would be
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: just as good. And he is so funny. And he
• 52:09
  Speaker 12: would love to talk to him about home remodeling.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Also, he just has a new TV show.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Is that why I'm seeing him all of a sudden
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: and I didn't know who he was?
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his OG show Flippin' Out. And then he did...
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Like celebrity flipping out.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: And he does a daily radio show. So even if
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: you don't know him, he is hilarious. We can throw
• 52:26
  Speaker 12: any topic at him and he would be funny on
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: the show.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: And I believe the new show is called still flipping out, right?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's a character. It's so good.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Flipping out celebrity, flipping out and.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Still flipping out. Jeff Lewis flipping dude. He rules. He's,
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: he's super fun.
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 52:42
  Speaker 12: Uh, the next one I would like to go to
• 52:44
  Speaker 12: the Apple TV plus HQ, uh, Because I need to
• 52:48
  Speaker 12: have them teach me how to do something with this
• 52:51
  Speaker 12: multi-cam view thing that they have when you're streaming F1.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Very specific.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to do it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Is there not an online video somewhere that you can watch?
• 53:03
  Speaker 12: I'm sure, but the way that I want to do
• 53:06
  Speaker 12: it is much different than what I've seen online. But
• 53:08
  Speaker 12: I've seen one person do what I want to do.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Visit Apple TV Plus headquarters.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Yes. Got it. And then the last one.
• 53:17
  Speaker 12: Is stand on top of the las vegas sphere stand
• 53:21
  Speaker 12: on top of it yes some people have done it
• 53:23
  Speaker 12: already uh timothy chalamet has done it yeah but he's
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: lighter than we are yeah he's much lighter than we
• 53:30
  Speaker 12: are but i think it'd be kind of cool it's
• 53:33
  Speaker 12: 366 feet high hmm not.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: That bad are you like like strapped to anything.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: He was oh yeah i'm sure there's like a tether
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: of some kind that'd.
• 53:42
  Speaker 12: Be nice yeah But that is the list. I'll put
• 53:45
  Speaker 12: it out online. I'll put it on our Instagram. If
• 53:48
  Speaker 12: anybody knows anybody, hit us up. Email at thewoodyshow.com. Text
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: into the show. Or hit me up at Menace on Instagram.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: A lot of stuff involves listeners. Pretty much. Like that giveaway.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Who wants to go to London? Who wants to go
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: to the Lucas Museum? We have.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Who wants to learn how to surf? Who wants to
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: go see the new Street Fighter? All that kind of stuff.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: So hit us up.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: So, yeah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Giveaway.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: A weekend trip to Raising Cane's in London. Extreme weekend trip.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Stay the night at the Incredibles house at Disney's Cotino,
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: which somebody said, can't Steamboat Willie help out with that, Sammy?
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, maybe. I don't know.
• 54:27
  Speaker 14: I don't know that that's his department, but we can see.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he knows somebody. The house looks crazy. Get
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: in the company directory.
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: Get a ride on the SpaceX 737 jet.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Learn to surf with a listener at Desert Surf. Meet
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Zach and Kat from Cash App Headquarters. Have a Woody
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Show field trip to the George Lucas Museum. Take a
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: ride on the Goodyear Blimp. Listener screening of the new
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Street Fighter movie. Menace wants to attend two F1 races
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: in the month of October. So not just two F1 races.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: They have to be in October.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: For the birthday month.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Have a listener party at K1 Speed Indoor Kart Racing.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Give away not one, but two 98-inch TVs. Have Dr.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Terry Dubrow or Jeff Lewis on the show.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Or both.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Who, Jeff Lewis, you might know from Flippin' Out, Celebrity Flippin' Out,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: or Still Flippin' Out. Visit Apple TV Plus headquarters. and
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: then stand on top of the Las Vegas sphere. That's
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday month bucket list for 2026. Jeff, this.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Is your first experience with this whole thing.
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: I'm kind of naive because I was listening in the
• 55:39
  Speaker 10: other room, and my curiosity is, so when you go
• 55:42
  Speaker 10: to London or Malaysia, who pays for those trips?
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Who pays for the trip? I said that the London,
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: if no one will finance it, I'll pay for it. Awesome.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: And the F1, is that same situation?
• 56:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah, the F1' s fine. I did leave out the part,
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: have paddock access. It's on the page.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: With paddock access.
• 56:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so I'll get myself to the F1 race, but
• 56:09
  Speaker 12: if you know anybody that has paddock access, hit me up.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: I just wonder who's going to finance all this. As
• 56:16
  Speaker 10: a dad, that's the first thing I think about. Jeff's like,
• 56:18
  Speaker 10: how much is this going to cost me?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Dad.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: I need $ 100. $ 50? What do you need $ 10 for?
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Well, Meds, you're going to post the list.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Again, anything that you guys listening might be able to
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: help out with. We're not starting a GoFundMe. No. This
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: is just one of those things like if it was like-
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: You know somebody. Let's just say for the sake of argument,
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Raising Cane stepped in. Mm-hmm. Which they should, quite honestly.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 12: All the things that you've done for Raising Cane's Menace.
• 56:45
  Speaker 12: I know, but the people I deal with that are
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: not international people.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: They can put a word in, just like Steamboat Willie
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: can put a word in. They're in the company directory.
• 56:53
  Speaker 12: I might actually run into Todd Graves. the uh founder
• 56:58
  Speaker 12: on october 24th and f1 yeah paddock yeah he's big.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: In f1 so i might see him there anyway um
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: yeah if you can help out with any of these
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: things uh you can find the list it's posted not
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: only on our instagram and our social media channels but
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: also on our website just go to the woody show.com
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: menace's birthday month everybody.
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: Yes in the movie my big fat greek wedding what
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: did tula's parents give her as a wedding gift.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Um um.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: No job.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: I love America.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: We got a lot of feedback from the question on
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: the text yesterday. Um, some woman hit us up and
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: she was asking, she was, Hey, I got this friend
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: and she's like dating all these dudes. She's looking for
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: a longterm relationship. And she was asking us dudes on
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: the show, um, Because the advice that she gave her is, hey,
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: stop sleeping with these guys on the first date.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Because they're not going to, you know, you're not going
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: to find the long-term relationship you're looking for if that's
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: what you're doing. Mm-hmm. And then she went on ChatGPT
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: and they said, well, it's not necessarily the case these days.
• 58:03
  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Idea has changed around that. And so what are the
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: guys in the Woody show say? So we gave her
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: our two cents on that. But yeah, we got a
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: lot of a lot of feedback. A lot of people
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: were texting in about that. I did get a message here.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: I'm going to leave the name out. But they said,
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: I knew someone who was recently divorced. And within a year,
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: she racked up seven more guys to her list.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: That's right. And that's how you do it for her.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: And I told her she was going from relationship to relationship.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: and to just take time for her, and she ended
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: up with genital herpes.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: The first thing she told me after telling me she
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: had the herp was, quote, I can't believe I was
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: so stupid. I should have just been single. She kept
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: going for these guys in her area, which isn't the greatest,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: and she was looking for the blue-collar guy with the
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: labubu menace and only found these losers who made less
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: than her and worked miles away. And she makes good money, mid-
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: $ 100, 000 range, and these guys were making way less than
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: her and all had baby mama drama or would still
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: live with their ex.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Right. This is a selection problem. problem, not a sleeping problem. Right. Yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: So we got feedback all over. And by the way,
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: this is not like the opportunity to take up the
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: whole argument about like, well, if a guy does this,
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: one thing, and a woman does it, that wasn't the question.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: In fact, I think we all gave answers that were
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: on topic and, you know, focused. I said, my only
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: thing was, why is it that you will sleep with
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: somebody you don't really like all that much on the
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: first date, but the person that you do like, you
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: make them wait? It seems like it should be the opposite.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: It does seem like it should be.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: And you're not going to turn a one-night stand into
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: a year-long boyfriend by not sleeping with him.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Well, then girls need to be coached up because they're
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: told exactly the opposite.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: That was the whole point of the question, right?
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: I feel like what the problem is, is we're kind
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: of talking around the issue, is they're told the opposite.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: So they don't have what just happened to this lady
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: right here, but it's, it's not, one isn't going to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: affect the other.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You don't want to have all those one night
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: stands because they're not going to go anywhere. But again,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: you're not going to, you're going to change. You're going
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: to change our brain chemistry as guys by not sleeping
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: with us. Fellas, if you want to give us your
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: two cents, we, we did have a post on our Instagram.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: You know, there was a video from the conversation yesterday
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: and there was like a poll on there and you
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: can take the poll and you can leave us a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: comment that is on our Instagram at the Woody show.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Now CBAS, you had said the beginning of the year,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: that your New Year's resolution, a goal.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: For the year, was to get married.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: So what are you doing in that arena?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Is that still, I mean, we're kind of getting late
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: into the game here.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: I tell you what, I am not sleeping with anybody
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: on the first date. JK, totally am. High five.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: I'm out there looking. I'm staying away from the thoughts,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: which I, you know, because like, I'll say this. Well,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: the thing I'm doing is like, because you see those girls,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: And I've hooked up with a ton of dumb, slutty idiots.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: And I like, and it's not even fun anymore. Well,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: it's fun, but it's not as like, it's not feeling right.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: It is like, I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna waste
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: my time doing that anymore. I know what that's like. Yes,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: it's awesome. But once you've done it 50 times, you
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: can do the next thing. So that's what I'm doing.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not even entertaining those sort of opportunities.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Well, there was a thing, this woman, she was looking
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: to get married, 36-year-old single woman in Charlotte, North Carolina.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: And she got tired of the dating apps. And she
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: did what, like, you know, HR departments do. She made
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: a job posting, basically. She wrote a three-page husband application,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: like a Google form, which you do love the Google stuff.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: He loves a good Google Doc. But I hate the, I'm.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Going to post a billboard or I'm going to create
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: an application.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: And so she had the Google form on her Instagram
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: bio and the results are in 241 applications. Whoa. Plus
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: somewhere between 1,000 and 1,500 DMs. She's looking for a handsome, intelligent, kind, loyal.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're out.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: It was closed out anyway. I think the application window
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: was closed.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Sorry. Damn it.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: That sucks.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: A generous man who likes coffee dates and dinner dates.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: She broke off an engagement in 2019. She's been single
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: for three years and says that her parents' 44-year marriage
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: is what she's chasing. Here she is. Here's a picture
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: that she's got up there. She looks like she's dressed
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: for a barbershop quartet. And by the way, let's not
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: confuse me with Sam.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 14: The red and white striped shirt.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: The red and white striped shirt.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's cute. You know what I mean?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 14: She is, yeah.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's cute for... She's church cute.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: Well, she's not... We see what Seabass goes after. Although,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that's changed because he's now changed
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: his focus from slams to looking for marriage.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 14: Right, someone he could take home to his parents.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I've taken people home to my parents before. Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 12: Are you doing the thing where experts say you need
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 12: to change your environment? Are you going to places that
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 12: you normally wouldn't go to possibly meet somebody?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Well, that's... Menace is hitting on a big thing for
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: guys and for girls is... If you be around what
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: you want to achieve in your life, if you're, if
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: you are hanging out at the club with club rats
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: and you know, those kinds of places, that's who you're
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: going to cook up with. I had a friend of
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: mine and I might start doing this a long time ago.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: He said to women out there, if you want a
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: successful guy, not some dirt bag, just go have lunch
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: at the hospital every day. Guess who's having lunch at
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: that cafeteria? That's who you're going to be around, exposed to.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: We all do that.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: They also say you're supposed to hang... Well, this is
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: for women. I don't know if it applies to men.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to hang out in really, really fancy five-star
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: hotel lobbies.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: You could be a baby mama.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: I knew a guy. He wasn't about to pay for college.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: He's like, you know, why would I pay for college
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: for my daughters? I'm just going to get them a
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: membership at the country club. She can go hang out
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: by the pool and, you know, just tell her the
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: first one's not for love.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: You know? The next one can be. This first one,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: just find some young idiot... who falls head over heels
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: for you, family's got a bunch of money, get married,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: you know, have a baby, right? If you're going to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: pump out a baby to lock it in and you
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: didn't spend any money on college and your daughter's taking
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: care of her life.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Gina and Woody's friend are completely correct. If you're going
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: to go out and guys are going to hit on you,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: why not have them be rich, successful guys?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 12: I had a friend, she's like, oh yeah, it's all
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 12: dirt bags or whatever, blah, blah, blah. And she lives
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 12: in San Francisco. I go, well, literally just hang out
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 12: outside this place called The Battery. It's a club where
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 12: every tech millionaire, billionaire goes and hangs out.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: But are they less douchey?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, they're all dorks. They're douchey, but they
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: got money. Doesn't mean they're less douchey. Tech guys are
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: not douchey.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: They're dorks.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just nerds. These are the guys who pay, like,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: romance counselors because they are just.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Also true. That's true. Question on the text. Do we
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: have actual proof that Seabass is some sort of ladies' man,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: or does he just say that to sound cool on
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: the radio?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I would hear about. You guys have
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: met a number of the people I've been with, and
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: they've not been gross pigs, so... Mark Morgan was a
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: girl I was with a year or two ago at
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: the AVN Awards like speaking of places you want to
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: be oh there you go that's where you pick up
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: the classy.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Ones more Woody shows next hang on today I hope
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: you die painfully painfully painfully I hope you.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Die more Woody show is next I'm just arranging.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: For the whole thing in there he bit it I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: think it exploded in my mouth put the whole thing
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: in your mouth I'm gonna pass out.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: The Woody show.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: All right. Let's see what Seabass has for us this
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: week in audio.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Tons of sports stuff, starting with Haruki Murakami. Haruki Murakami,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: he plays for the White Sox, and he is a
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: sound drop machine, a sound bite machine. They're moving on
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: to the playoffs, champagne flying, and the NBC Sports anchor
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: in the locker room, knows exactly who to go to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: because she gets answers like this. I didn't notice, like,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: Anne's skin is, like, so smooth.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's not it.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Did you refresh there, number one?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: Let's see here. All right, here we go.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 14: Hey, you got to tell me, what are you feeling
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 14: right now?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: 100!
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100! I'm Japanese!
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I'm drunk! Yesterday, maybe hungover.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow, hungover.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: No, no, yesterday.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry. I don't speak English. Oh, my God. I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: love her. Nice.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: Love her.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: So much excitement that they know.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: I'm drunk.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 14: You got to tell me, what are you feeling right now?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: 100.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 12: Yeah, 100.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I'm drunk.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 11: Yesterday, maybe hungover.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Tomorrow, hungover.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: No, no, yesterday, tomorrow.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: I don't speak English.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: But he knows drunk, and he knows yesterday, today, tomorrow.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: He knows hungover.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 14: He knows he's feeling 100.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's living life in the party.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: I'm drunk.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: I support that.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: This week in audio.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: All right. Sadly, Menace, Greg, Woody. Us men, we men,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: continue to be objectified as pieces.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Of meat all the time. If I have one more
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: woman undressing me with their eyes.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Right, right. It's disgusting. Minds, we have feelings.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: And the cat calling, dude. I'm over it.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: Well, what makes you think you can just walk up
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: to me and just grab me? Yeah.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: You know, my eyes are up here.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Well, a couple of the lady reporters were
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: at the Sacramento Kings media day and they have kind
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: of a big, you know, podium up front and there's
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: they're doing a live stream and these ladies apparently were
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: up front. so they could ogle the players. That's not okay.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: And they were talking here about Ben Simmons and Zach Levine,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: a couple of these ladies are, and these are some
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: of the comments they were making.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: I didn't notice, like, his skin's, like, so smooth.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, damn, no tattoos? Hold on, I thought
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Jordan Poole was your type.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 14: Allegedly, I like light skins, I guess.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 16: Jordan Poole.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: What about Zach Levine, then?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 15: Hell of mine.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: I think his personality annoys the shit.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 14: Out of me, so that's what makes him not fun.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Talk about their skin, call them hella fine.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Obviously, I don't have any problem with it whatsoever. I mean,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: but I think this is what they... But.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: If the roles were reversed.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: Correct. And there have been stories about, you know, this
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: kind of thing where they're discussing, like, dudes are discussing,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: you know, whoever it is.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: And man, these guys would be ended. They want, people
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: want their heads.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: If this was talking about Caitlin Clark and whoever in
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: the WNBA, they would be gone and burned to the ground.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: A great comparison would be one of my favorites, America's
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: Got Talent. Some young shirtless guy walks out onto stage
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: and Heidi will say something like, I don't even care
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: what your talent is.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I just want to look at you. Oh, it's so cute.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: And she's applauded for saying that. Of course.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: But imagine if Simon Cowell said that.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Some chick walks out there with a thigh gap and
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden Simon can't control himself.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: I'm rotting out.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: I don't even care what your talent is.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Just looking at your cans.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 15: And that skin.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, it'd be different.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Terrible. Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: So keep that in mind, Gina.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: I'll do that. Thank you. Hashtag us too. This week
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: in audio.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: So this is a bit of another bit of a
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: bit of video and audio. We don't usually get to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: see this weird thing that happened between the ball boy
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: and the Jaguars. So Travis.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: As Menace calls them.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that intentionally. Travis Hunter, a big, you know,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: first round draft pick. He had his first interception. He
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: ran it in, I believe, for a touchdown.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: And then the ball boy, then he tosses it and
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: does his little dance or whatever. The ball boy, who's 5'8, whatever,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: is then confronted by Travis, not Travis Hunter, but by
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Josh Heinz-Allen, who's this giant 6'5, other defensive guy, wanting
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: to get the ball back for Travis.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: To give to his teammate, yeah. It's his first NFL interception.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: And the ball boy will not let him have it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: I did see this.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: He's one of those by-the-book douchebags.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Right. He's like, dork. And then as his teammate, Josh Hines, Alan,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: is like, give it to me. Kind of grabbing for it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: He goes nuts.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Listen to the audio.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: He goes nuts. So he's screaming, hey, he touched me.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: You can't do that.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: He touched me. Like the local cop.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: Hey, you can't do that. You can't do that.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: What a vagina, dude.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: See, I saw the video. I haven't heard anything of
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: the follow-up. Like, what happened?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: So they did get the ball.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: They got the ball. Okay, but was there any kind of, like,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: problem between the player and, you know, any kind of,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know, management?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: Not that I've heard of. Yeah, because the player, again,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: what's his face? Heinz Allen. Heinz Allen. Kind of like,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: it was like, what the hell's going on? I kind
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: of gave up because he had to go back and
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: play the game, obviously. So he didn't really, like, he
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: wasn't like punching him or shoving him. He was like,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: hey man, give me the, no, don't touch me.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: You cannot touch me.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: What a dork.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 14: What a dork.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: What do you think this was, dude? And who do
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: you think you are? And what do you think you have? Football.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: He's a football player. If you want the ball, give
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: him the ball.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: And have you not seen this transaction happen a hundred
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: different times?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Right. This week in audio.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: So let's say you're Fox Chicago and you're on board
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: one of those converted school buses at the tailgate. This
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: is in case this is the Green Bay Bears game, obviously,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: from the past weekend. And you're interviewing drunk people and
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: it's fine. Ha ha ha.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: Whatever. Do you expect this to happen from Bears fans?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: That was F the Packers. Come on, dude, really?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: I'm okay with it.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: That's how all Bears fans feel.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: I get it, but come on.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: He's there.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: You're having fun. This wasn't a 21-year-old frat boy. This
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: was a dude well into his 30s. He thinks he's
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: being cool by screaming the F word on live TV.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: Probably didn't even think about it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg. Gregory. I don't know.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: My answer would be you're not thinking about it. Then
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 8: think about it. You can control yourself.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: This wasn't caught like in the background somewhere. The camera's on.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: The guy's like, hey, how's it going? What do you think?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: But also they say, you know, know the audience like
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: he's in that atmosphere.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: So it's not. Unexpected.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: I just, you know, this overreaction to when people hear
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: a word they're not supposed to hear just because it's
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: on television.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: It's not an overreaction. It's a be a goddamn adult
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: for two seconds.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: Why did you have to say it that way? I'm
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: asking you that question. I'll ask you that question. Well,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: why would you have to say that? Because I'm not
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: celebrating the bears. Packers or effing, what if I said
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: the effing Ravens?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: We're having the argument to be a goddamn adult. Thank you. Yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: All right. 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text. There's so many
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: other things to worry about other than language. The language
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: plays about curse words.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: We're not asking you to worry. We're just asking you
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: to act with some comportment.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: You're at the game. You're all pumped up.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Who cares? You're not playing.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Who cares? You're not a kindergarten teacher.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: You play them twice every year.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Big deal. Here we go,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: right back over to Seabass as we continue on with
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: the week in audio.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Got some Menace stuff in honor of his birthday month.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 12: So, Menace, tell us why we should care who Alex
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 12: Earle is. Alex Earle, you shouldn't, but she is very,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 12: very popular.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: Why do you know who she is?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Why do you care about her?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, she's in the entertainment realm for some reason. She
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 12: got famous for doing Get Ready With Me videos of
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 12: fashion and stuff like that on TikTok in college, and
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 12: then she just became... widely popular because she's hot and
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 12: she's good looking.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: And, um, uh, was Ashley Dupree is her stepmom. Now
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: if you're like old head and okay, let's go ahead
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: and pause it right there. Uh, this is something she's
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: doing interviews now and I hate her. Alex Earl is. Okay. Yeah.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Alex Earl.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Who's the other person that you were talking about? Ashley Dupree.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: I'm an old head, Greg.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 12: If you're really into politics, it was probably about 20
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 12: years ago. Ashley Dupree was a call girl, uh, that
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 12: got a politician in trouble.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, Eliot Spitzer.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and he had to resign. And now she is
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 12: the stepmom of Alex Searle, who is widely popular. And
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 12: then she had this falling out with the Call Her
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 12: Daddy podcast realm.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Because she's not actually that interesting.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: Well, a lot of those people who are, quote, influencers
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: aren't that interesting. Every damn Netflix promo I see is.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 12: Because she does have a television show with the rest
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 12: of her family... which hit like top three on netflix.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Well she also has this in common with menace okay
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: what's the last book.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 14: You read i've never read a book like maybe dr.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: Seuss okay wow menace your voice sounds so different we
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: had that in common but that would have been like
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: just a read a quote who said it i would.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Have said menace yeah yeah just garble the voice i've
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: never read a book a multi-millionaire what's the last book you.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 14: Read I've never read a book, like maybe Dr.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Seuss. And I'll bring that up.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: I'll address that point as well. Cause it comes up
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: all the time. Well, I got more money than you.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: I would not want to be Britney Spears and she
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: has more money than I'll ever make my entire life.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: I would not want to switch places with her. I mean,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: even though I don't find her that interesting, she's still
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: a normal person, you know? So it's not like, it's
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: not like Britney Spears where like, I don't even know
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: what planet she's on right now, you know? So like,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Alice has that going for her. She's rumored to have
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: dated Tom Brady.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 12: She's basically at every event that I ever want to
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 12: go to.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: So she's not living a bad life.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: She's living the life Menace wants. She wants to date
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: Tom Brady. Menace wants to date Tom Brady. Menace wants
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: to go to these things.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Menace, did you ever consider being a young hot chick
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: with big boobs? Yeah, have you thought about that? I've tried, dude. Easy.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Not working.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: This week in audio.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Speaking of lady news, ladies, Sam, we just talked about
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: menstrual cups quite a bit with Sammy. There's another option,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: and Raven from That's So Raven can tell us about
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: this new option for how to deal with your lady
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: time of the month.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 17: I am obsessed with the menstrual cycle diaper.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: I'm not getting the same... Types of periods.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 17: Types of periods that I did when I was younger.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 17: They have mellowed out. The pain is in different.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 14: Areas of my body now.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 17: And being that I stopped sticking things inside of me
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 17: and I'm just able to wear a diaper throughout the day.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: I would much rather stick something inside of me. Diaper
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: doesn't sound very hot.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Than a diaper oh here we go no.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 16: She's calling them diapers but they do have these like
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 16: period panties that are just like panties that can kind
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 16: of soak things.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Up the way but are they thick like a diaper.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 16: No it's still underwear it's almost like you it's similar
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 16: to having a pad on I guess but the pad
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 16: is essentially built.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Into the underwear I'm looking at them what's the one
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: you give older kids slip-ons or slip-ups yeah they pull-ups
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: pull-ups slip-ups It's basically that for women.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: And like back in the day, I mean, they had
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: like basically suspenders with like underwear and pads. So this
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: is still an improvement, but no thank you.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: It sounds like the stuff that you put on your
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: dog when it has a period. Yeah.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 8: The day we wore diapers in the studio, I thought
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 8: they were shockingly comfortable.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: But they were bulky.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: They were totally comfortable. They were bulky and they were sweaty.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, they were more comfortable than I anticipated them being.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: Do I want to wear one? No. Or would I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: go like, oh, no.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to become a diaper wearer. That wouldn't
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: be that bad.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: Wait, me, my diaper.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: But they were shockingly comfortable.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Greg, would you consider, as a follow-up experiment, wearing period
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: diapers and then seeing if they'll hold the liquid of a- Oh.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, that'd be too much because there's not a
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: lot of liquid with periods.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I failed at going number one into the diaper.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, you did?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: I couldn't physically make it happen.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Pee shy.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, here's what Raven's... I guess she has a
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: lesbian lover or wife. Yeah, she does.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: Dude, she's a well-known lesbian.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Here's her wife's reaction to her period diapers.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Babes, how do you feel when I walk around the
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: house just in my diaper?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 14: It doesn't make you go.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: No, I'm like, she's on her period.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Understood.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Look at me, I'm in my diaper.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: Ugh. Okay.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: See what I mean? There's too many podcasts.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. And that's the number one... It's the number
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: one sign that they don't have anything to say. They
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: just start singing stuff.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: Well, but also she's talking to her wife. So I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: think she's slipping up on. That's like probably how they
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: talk to each other in their house.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I could never.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: While wearing a diaper.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Sounds like Greg and Mario.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 15: Probably.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: They talk all cutesy to each other. I'm cheating. In
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: a different language.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Well, we invent words. Yeah, sure.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: Give us an example.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Hoi.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah i know but give us an example of like.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Uh we say kiot a lot yeah let's say mario
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: walking in his adult diaper.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: You like you know just the standards like what do
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: you want to do tonight nothing i just want to
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: be lasers stuff like that um we don't do baby
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 8: voices but just different words yeah we don't make up
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: baby voices have.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: You tried that new flavor of magic shell greg well
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: what was it no i did what was it mcdonald's No,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: he's talking like Stevie Wondergood, right? Stevie Wondergood, yeah.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: Or it's McDonald's.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it means you're loving it. I'm loving it, yeah.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: All right, this week in audio.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: For Menace, Menace Excuse Generator, let's say it's early in
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: the morning, you're on your motorcycle, and you're going, oh,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: 72 miles per hour at 25.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: You're pulled over.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: This is from the Manassas City Police Department.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Spoiler alert. We know the answer.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, dang it. Okay, well, the excuse is this. Nuclear period.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 13: I was moving a little quick, wasn't I?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, way too quick. I was trying to hit the
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: McDonald's breakfast. I know. Coming from there here is like
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: two minutes. I know. I got you. I don't even
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: have socks on.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: I was rushing. I woke up late.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: I can see you were rushing. 72, it's way too fast.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: I was doing 72.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: Do you got the registration, please?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: I was actually fast.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, got to get to McDonald's before they cut the
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: breakfast off.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: If he was a cool cop, he'd say, I get it.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: I will give you a police escort to McDonald's and
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: then we'll hash this out.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: Hash Brown it out. Wow, good one.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: A police escort. Also, a PS nuclear period. Yeah, nuclear period.
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  Speaker 5: If you're a guy, though. This week in audio.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, are you hyped? Are you hyped up? Are you excited?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Do you think that it will be McDonald's, the newest
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: Netflix documentary ever? The one about Matthew Perry. I only
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: heard about it.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: I said, God, you can do anything you want to me.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Just please make me famous.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: I got a phone call. Hello. And I instantly knew
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: my whole.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Life was going to change.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: But God did not forget the other part. Yeah, the ketamine.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: You know... Am I excited? Sure.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 8: Will I watch it?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 8: But I'm not ripping out for it. I feel like
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: I know everything I need to know about Matthew Perry.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: I'm kind of... I'm borderline over it.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: See? Okay, remember we were talking about there'd be like
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: a death or whatever. At what point is it like,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: all right, we get it. I'm definitely there with Matthew Perry.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: I've seen many interviews with him. He's discussing his sobriety
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: and his battles.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: I totally get it.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: It's a sad story, sad ending to an otherwise really
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: great life when you think about it.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: What a life that he threw away. Yeah. So will
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: I watch it? Of course. Yeah.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 8: Duh.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: But not excited.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: All right. This week in audio.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Dolly, did you know that she's just opening
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: a new museum? And she has recorded a message for that, obviously,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: before she died. And she has a hotel in Nashville.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: There's a new wing that's being opened. And I think
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: that they kind of they did something a little weird
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: with the imaging, knowing that she's dead now and it's
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: like Halloween time.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: So this is her.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: This is her. This is her telling people like, hey,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: come welcome to my new museum and my hotel.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: Hi, everybody.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: It's Dolly and I am so proud to invite.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: You to my life of many colors museum opening right
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: here in the heart of Nashville at my song teller hotel.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Tickets are now available so.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: Come on be a part of the journey the journey
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: I did that I was like that is not real
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: yeah I knew that did come out like two days
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: ago or whatever but I did the whole that's so
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: weird that they would do that you know how ghosts
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: talk 877-44-WOODING.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 9: It's huge are you kidding I don't know what I
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 9: did to deserve this algorithm the Woody show We're talking
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 9: about that influencer, whatever her name is.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: Alex Earl.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't read no books. Yeah, and
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: you said she does those videos like, oh.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Get ready with me.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get ready with me. It's like fashion stuff. I
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: saw this funny post. It was Pete Davidson, and he
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: was talking to this dude.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I saw it. Did you see it? He
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: was talking about girls like Alex Earl.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so funny.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: It makes me sad.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Girls are just talking to themselves on there. And they're like, okay,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: come get ready with me.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, who the f * * * are you?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: What do you do?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Nothing. What the f * * * is this?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: They make 40 million a year?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, the world's broken.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: There's girls my age that go on TikTok and they'll
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: like mutter like a thing and then do this like dance.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, what the f * * * are
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: you doing?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: I like this is insane.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: There's no one else.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: See how fucking insane and lame this is.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: And these girls are like super famous.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Like everyone's like, oh, my God, I can't believe.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, what?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: This is the first time I felt really old. But
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: I do think about it like once a week. I'm like,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: should I just start an OnlyFans and show soft? But
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: really tight underwear and just soft cock and retire.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, he could easily do that. So true.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: Can't beat him, join him.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: So true.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: He's right.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: It's one thing to make fun of these women, but
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: it's another thing, if you follow them, what are you doing?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: To the 85 million people that follow Kim Kardashian, what
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: are you doing? Watching somebody get.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 8: Ready.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: What are you getting out of that? I have no idea.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: Get ready.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: It's got my daughter doing it.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: My daughter loves all that stuff.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: But your daughter is a child.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: She's a legal child.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: I was in Target. I saw this girl picking out
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: a box of cereal. She was full makeup and hair.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: And she was doing it. I wasn't even close enough.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't care enough to... Scream a cuss word.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I've got to spend the same day with
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: the Wheaties over here.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Like, why are you filming this? Who is this for?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: It's all content. Everybody's content. This week in audio.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Okay. Speaking of, let's do this. Let's do a clip
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: that's just for CBass. What have I said when people
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: challenge me, argue with me almost every day?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: I'm not bald.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Almost every, well, that's a good example. I'm not bald.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Almost everything I do or say is correct. So it's,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: there we go.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: Start from that premise.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 8: Almost everything.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not perfect. I'm not Elon Musk. So start from
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: the point of CBAS is probably right. And if you
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: find evidence against it, then you can come at me.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: But don't just start coming at me. So I'll take
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: an example. When we had the DoorDash or whoever, I
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: forget which Uber driver, whatever, dropping off food. And it
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: was a woman that got out of the car. She
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: was the only one in the car. And the profile
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: was like Malachi, some dude. And I reported it. Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, she's just trying to make a living.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: Like, no, this is a safety issue and a credibility issue.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: It happens all the time. I don't know if I've
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: gotten a match in a long time.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: With the face and the name?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Because I'm always expecting like, oh, you know, here comes,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: you know, whoever. Here comes Sammy. And Sam shows.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Up, you know what I mean? But it's like a dude.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: It's not even close to what the picture or it's
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: not the same car. Right, right, right.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: That's concerning. Well, here's Inside Edition. They've got some doorbell
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: camera audio to prove my point exactly.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 15: When this DoorDash driver in North Carolina rings the bell,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 15: a 12-year-old boy answers.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: You are beautiful.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 8: Are you taking it?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: I'm saying you are beautiful. Are you taking it?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 15: Turns out he's a registered sex offender. DoorDash says the
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 15: sex offender had fraudulently obtained another driver's account and that
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 15: he has been since banned.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: He was supposed to be already.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 14: Yeah, he already was.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: The driver said, you're beautiful.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 8: Are you taken?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: To a 12-year-old boy. So, yeah, sorry, Seabass out here,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: just keeping sex offenders from going to your house. I'm
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: the bad guy, I guess.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, there was some.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shut up, Unc.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: There was just another big story in the news, and
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: I thought I had it. Wasn't there like a DoorDash driver?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: She went missing, and then she was killed by this
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: guy in this apartment complex, and they spotted this guy.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: And he had like a big tub and it was
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: like her dismembered in this tub. Oh, my God. He
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: realized that these people were looking at him like he split.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: There was just a story.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: That's the details that I think that happened.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: Different side of the coin.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: Georgia, 26 year old door dash driver went missing. Family
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: tractor phone to the Park Valley Apartments in Smyrna, Georgia.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: Smyrna, yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: Smyrna, searched the grounds themselves. A witness later saw an
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: 18-year-old man carrying a plastic tub through the complex. He
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: dropped it and ran when he realized he had been seen.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: Police found dismembered remains inside.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: The man has been arrested, charged with malice, murder, and
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: concealing the death of another. I mean, that sucks, and
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: I feel like you're taking away from the Seabass is
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: Right part of this clip, but that does suck. No,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, just like, you know, it's just like, I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: don't know, man. We're inviting strangers a lot, right? Right
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: to the doorstep. Here's my new mattress. And so that
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: is different because the driver was the one who was
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: attacked there. But, like, at least it should be vetted
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: from the people that you are inviting. You know, like
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: you're ordering something from wherever. They're not going to.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: I thought it was. They're not going to check us.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: No. Right now, I'm saying the one way is impossible
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: because the customer, but at least the other way should
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: be covered.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Well, my question is, and some folks may know this,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: you may have people like, how do you get into
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: that racket? How do you get into the... I'm a
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: legitimate legal citizen. Or are they just stealing identities?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: Is that what they're doing?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Are they just stealing- That profile. Right. Because you need
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: a driver's license. They're paying somebody. They're paying somebody to
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: use their identity. I think that's true. Probably you have
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: a friend or a neighbor or a cousin or whatever
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: who's not going to DoorDash. And so you're like, hey,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: can I just use your info? But I bet a
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: lot of it is stolen identity too.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: This week in audio.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: In this one, all paper, eye.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: Roll, Greg. Okay. This is a young couple. Mm-hmm. They
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: picked a bad weekend to have their wedding. Hurricane a-comin',
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: or a nor'easter, I should say. But they took to
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: social media, and that saved the day.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 13: Jayden sink and kimberly laprend came to the outer banks
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 13: for their wedding but a nor'easter washed out part of
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 13: route 12 leaving hundreds stranded and their family and friends
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 13: unable to make it to the island.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: So they posted on facebook and the island answered you
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: would have thought the the queen of england was getting
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: married where was 400 cars at least pulling in.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 13: Food, flowers, a DJ, photographers, and a retired wedding planner,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 13: all donated by people they never met. The couple estimates
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 13: 400 to 800 people showed up.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: So they were stranded on a little island. This is
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: from W Channel 2, Greensboro. And they put something on Facebook.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know what, it didn't say what they put
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: on Facebook.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 8: So they had perfect strangers showing up?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: Like to give equipment to- Like the local residents, other
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: people stuck on the island. Like, hey, we'll come to
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: your wedding. We'll bring food. We'll bring a DJ. It's nice.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, well. It's like two weddings, that one movie.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: Even I'm saying that's nice. Greg's got to think that's nice.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go. I'm trying to find an eye roll. Well,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: the fact that they were begging for it on social media. Well, true. Allegedly. Well,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: no one would have found out if they were like.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: It's the circumstances, though.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Are you saying this
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: is a Hallmark movie in the making? It could be.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: The only major eye roll is the guy's name is Jaden.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 8: Thank God we're over that era of.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: Well, they're all adults now, Greg.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 8: I know. Oh, God.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: But no, that's how I'm made.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 8: I hear stories like that, and I think, wow, there's
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 8: so many people out there that are so much nicer
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 8: than I am.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you think everybody... That's the perspective you need sometimes, because, man,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: it's so easy to just start thinking everybody's an a-hole.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: Are you on any of the neighborhood groups, like the Nextdoor?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: They're on the old-timey Facebook groups.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, that too.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: Like that... Hey, does anybody have any moving boxes? And
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: if someone said, hey, we're stuck here and our family
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: can't come, but we have this venue if you want
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: to come to our wedding.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 8: I mean, if I had something that could help, like
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 8: if they needed a pickup truck or whatever. Sure.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: Would you come and attend the ceremony? Probably not. What
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: about free wine?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, free wine.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: There you go. That's This Week in Audio, everybody.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: All right, we'll take a break. More of what he
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: showed next.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Hang on. He just got weird.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: And it's another new hour. Final hour. I have the
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: world to show for you here on this Thursday, the
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: 1st of October.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: The first day of Menace's birthday month, you guys. Yeah.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Tim, you love the birthday month, too. I mean,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: you love it.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: You're not supposed to speak yet, Tim.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, my bad. My bad.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: You haven't been introduced yet.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: He was sighing so hard. I'm not here.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: I'm not here. This is a professional operation here. Tim. Okay,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: I'm not here.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: Go backstage.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday month wish list posted.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: Bucket list. Whatever.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: Posted. You can find it on our social media and
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: there at thewoodyshow.com. All right. Well, it's a throwback Thursday.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: This is the time of the show. We check in
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: with the pride of Koima. He is the senior vice
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: president and managing partner of Club Turnip, El Presidente himself.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: Who? T.O.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: Tim Martinez.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: I was underneath the console.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: You just ran it?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 16: Hi, Tim.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up, Woody Show?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: Tim, did you know that today is the first day
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: of Menace's birthday month?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: Wait, what?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: I know. This is the first I'm hearing of this.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: He's a grown man who celebrates his birthday for an
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: entire month. Not a birthday, not a birthday weekend, not
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: a birthday week. No, a birthday month. I feel like
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: that's a little excessive. We've been saying that. That's what
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: we've been saying.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 12: It's a bucket list all month long. Look, Tim, I
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 12: got something for you, a little energy pouch for you.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love energy pouches. See, everybody gets run off
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: on the birthday market. Are those the ones that look
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: like they're in the little Zin?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: And you love Zins.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: Energy. No, I am about energy today.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Fired up. Yeah, no, but....
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: You're still on the Zinn thing, right?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm weaning off. Are you?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: It's really bad for me. Until I give them another pass.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 12: Because I'll go to events and they'll load me up
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 12: with different ones, not just Zinn.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: And I always bring in the Tim.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Well, Tim will appreciate that.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 5: We have some questions. It's time for a round of T.O.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: Tim.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: And then we'll go up in the club for... this
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: week's throwback Thursday up in the club song. Uh, now
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: the questions for T.O. Tim, if you've got one for
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: a future round, you can always either text over, text
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: your question that you got over to two, two, nine, eight, seven.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: You can send it in email form, email at the
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: woody show.com, which I think one of the, uh, questions
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: this week is from the email, right, Jeff?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, it's our first question from
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: a listener named Don. Uh, she says, T.O.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 10: Tim, we are a very white family, uh, And our
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 10: daughter's fiance is Hispanic. What should I expect to experience
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 10: during the wedding reception?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Oh. Oh.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: Okay. I mean, there's a lot, but I'll put a couple.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: Writing my answer.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: Who wants to go first? You want me to go first?
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: I said lots of family you didn't know existed. Honorable mention,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: kids sleeping on chair.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Amen.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: Amen. God, are these all family? Who here is family?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: Who here are friends? Who here are co-workers? These can't
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: all be family, can they? You were talking about some
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: of your family gatherings and how many people. Oh, like
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: a smaller gathering. I'm like, man, that's a small gathering.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 12: 25 people.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: Craig, that's like 16 in your family.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, exactly. You know?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: I've got 100 of mine.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: All right, who's next?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: I'll go next. I want to get it over with.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 8: Shots.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Live music. Shots. Shots. Okay, cool.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 8: Menace.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 12: The kids sleep on the chair, for sure, like you said.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 12: But I put the mother dancing more than the bride.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: The mother dancing more than the bride. Got it. The
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: mom gets down.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Gina.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Gina.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: No chicken dance up in this reception. I put expect
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: to get turnt. Always a good party.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh, yeah. People get drunk. Sammy.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 14: I put a lot of drunk family members.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: Drunk family members.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: Also true.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: What about you, Jeff? What do you got?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 10: At least one Tio wearing snakeskin boots. You're going to
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 10: guarantee that you will see that, right? Weddings are a
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 10: place to show off. Plus, of course, lots of tequila.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 8: Oh, for sure.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: Tio Tim.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 7: I said good food, good music, and a lot, in
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 7: all caps, a lot of people.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: There we go.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: It goes back to like, wait, do I even know you?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: Are you a cousin? Yeah, that's what I was.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: Going to say. How are you at my wedding?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: Family members you had no idea even existed.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: I have a question for the married people in the room.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 7: Did you guys before the ceremony, before you got married,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 7: did you guys.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: All get a little bit buzzed?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: I had a couple of sips.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not at all.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 10: My wife was, Tim, my wife was six months pregnant. So,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 10: you know how we do it. Leave it in club, Tim.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: Leave it in.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: That's so good. Leave it in club. Leave it in club.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: We were all drinking on the way there.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 7: Because I was super buzzed.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: Really? Before the wedding.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: Like, while you were in the middle of the ceremony,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: did you still feel buzzed?
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, I sobered up real quick.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: Once I saw her, I was like, waiting at the
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: end of the aisle.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, shoot. It's happening. She showed up. All right.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: Next question for T.O.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: Tim.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: Second question.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 10: When a Latino says they'll be there in five minutes,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 10: how far away are they really?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: That's a great question.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: I'm just going on my own personal experience.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 10: When a Latino says they'll be there in five minutes,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 10: how far away are they really?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, got it.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: Is that like CPT?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 5: Okay. Again, just based on personal experience.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: Everybody got their answer?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: The question one more time, Jeff.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 10: All right, when a Latino says they'll be there in
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 10: five minutes, how far away are they really?
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: All right, for every five minutes they say, it means
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: they are 20 minutes away.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: I took it even more extreme. Haven't even left yet.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 12: And I would like to double down on that and
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 12: say still at home.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 16: And I will triple down on that and say still
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 16: at home.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: Still at home.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: About an hour.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: About an hour. Jeff G. 25 minutes at least.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: 25 minutes.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 7: I am giving my people way too much credit. I
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 7: said at least 15 minutes away.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: 15?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: Are these modern days? I mean, yeah, I think, you
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: know what? Yeah, five minutes away is 15 minutes.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 12: Lucky.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: 15 minutes. Rippin'. Yeah.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: Menace, isn't a lot of your gauge based on Thanksgiving
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: dinner when you ask your in-laws, like, when we're going
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: to be eating? And they go, oh.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: And then it's hours later.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's like 10 o'clock at night by the time
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: we eat. So you put an exact number, Jeff G.,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: over there. You were like, what's five minutes equate to?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 7: I think the question really is when we say, hey,
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 7: the party's starting at five.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 7: What time are people actually showing up? Because that is
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 7: a whole different question. Because if you're actually five minutes away,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 7: that means you're in your car.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I think.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 7: But if you say the party's at five, o'clock, you're
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 7: for sure showing up at 6.30 or 7.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, that late?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say 7.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 7: Like, Veronica's family, for sure, it's like, hey, tell them 2,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 7: and we're never ready at 2, but we tell her
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: family 2 o'clock because we know it's 4 or 4.30.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, so what's, just in general, this is not like
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 5: a T.O. Tim question based on culture or whatever. This
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 5: is just in general. Somebody says the party starts at 5.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 5: What time are you planning on showing up? For us,
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 5: it's like 5.30.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: I would say 5.30.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: 5.30.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: That's so nice of you.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 8: I don't like it when people are on time.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 12: Yes, it's the worst.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, I shouldn't even say it. I had
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 8: people over recently.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I know they listen to the show.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 8: And I said, six.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they got there at like six.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: Is it the same people you always have over?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: I was thinking.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 8: I don't want you to be smack dab on time.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 8: When I say six, I mean like six thirty.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: No, same.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: But don't be too fashionably later. I start getting nervous.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 14: Is this, like, is nobody going to come?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 16: Also, everything's ready, and you're just sitting around waiting for
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 16: them because you don't want to screw anything up or
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 16: eat the food or make it not pretty.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 14: So you're just, like, sitting there waiting.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 12: I'm the worst. I'll be there at 5.50. So 5 o'clock,
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 12: you're there at 5.50. No, no, I'm sorry.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: 4.50. Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm down the street just sitting
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: in my car. But, okay, so here's the thing.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: When it comes to what are we there for, right?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 5: If it's, like, come over for dinner.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: I don't want to make it too much later what
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: time they gave me because they're going to probably be
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: trying to time things out. Meaning like they're trying to
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: have the meal ready at a certain point. Now, if
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: it's just like a birthday party or something like that,
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: where there's going to be food out and just kind
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 5: of there. That's different. So I think for something like Thanksgiving,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 5: like dinner is going to be at a certain time.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: What time are we planning on eating? And you can
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: judge based on that because the host is going to
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: try to have everything ready you know, at a certain time.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 5: They don't want to be sitting there waiting, you know,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: an hour and a half for someone to roll in.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 10: If it's an event like a wedding, yeah, early. If
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 10: it's like one of the kids' birthday parties, right? And
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 10: Tim says, be there at 6. I leave the house
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 10: at 6.20. Then I stop by, you know, Northgate or whatever,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 10: pick up a few 18-packs of Modelo. That'll get me
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 10: to like 6.45. And then I got another 25 minutes
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 10: to get to his house. So, you know, we're talking
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 10: about 7.05, 7.15. That's just the way.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: That's the timeline, man.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: I have worked my entire life to be on time,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: and I can't believe I'm hearing this.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: I tell my son, if you're not 10 minutes early,
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: you're late.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: You're late. Exactly.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: Like not even on time. Like if you're on time,
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: you're late. No, I go, if you're 10 minutes early,
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 5: you're late because he's awful with time management. So now
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: I know if I invite Jeff somewhere. Oh, dude.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying it depends on the event. It
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: depends on the event, right? What time are we supposed
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: to be there? Two. Five o'clock.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we know when Jeff's coming.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because then we know when to expect Jeff thereabouts.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: Everybody's mopping up, putting out dessert. I'm never late for work,
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: but for kickbacks, carne asadas, that's just the way it is.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: There's no time.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: If you've got a question for a future round of
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: Ask T.O. Tim, you can send it to us on
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: the text over to 22987, or you can send us
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: an email, email at thewoodyshow.com. It is a throwback Thursday.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: We're going to take a break. We'll come back, and
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 5: then we're going to go up in the club. You
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: got to take off his T.O. hat, put on a
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: DJ Tim Martinez hat. It's on backwards for that. Dodgers
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: playoff baseball. How psyched are you, T.O.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: Tim? I have no words. I am so pumped for
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: this weekend.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 5: We were in a meeting the other day kind of
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: planning out some different things for the Woody show that
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 5: we're doing, you know, giveaway wise and promotions wise and
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: everything else between now and the end of the year. And,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: you know, we got these tickets lined up for these
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: next two games, Saturday, Sunday. And we're like, well, you know,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: if and when.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: If, please.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: He goes, all right, they're going all the way. So,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: all right, put it in the budget.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: You kept saying if.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, because we're talking about money being spent.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: I guess it's better to plan on definitely and then
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: have a little extra money at the end.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: I won't even say it.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: They weren't doing that hot.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They're going to be fine. Just stop, dude. Yeah. Stop.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 5: What are you doing? How are your Giants doing?
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not a Giants fan.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 5: You trying to get Tim to not come back?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying. Yeah.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: But I was going to ask you how you feel
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 5: with that, because they did have moments that they struggled
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: this season.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. They had moments last year.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: And in the way that they ended the regular season
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: and going into the postseason, what are your feelings?
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: I feel like we're going to win it again.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: Okay. That's okay.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: Well, you know why? Because I'm asking nicer. It's my demeanor, right, Craig?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: It's exactly right.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: It is a throwback Thursday. DJ Tim Martinez is here,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: and it's time to go up in the club. Now,
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: back in the day, Tim Martinez here was a club DJ.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: He was playing all these songs when they were big, hot,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: and popular. He had so many chicks in the DJ booth.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: So many.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. He was just slaying.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 3: So many. Every night.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But what are we going with this week, Tim?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: Super, super, super club banger. 2005. Temperature. Sean. Sean Paul.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: Sean Paul.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 5: Up in the club. The Woody Show.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: Throwback Thursday.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: Up in the club. The Woody Show.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: Get up. I got Sean Paul.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: Temperature up in the club. Throwback Thursday here on The
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: Woody Show with DJ Tim Martinez. Tim Martinez.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: Hey, go Dodgers. Go Dodgers. You're going to be down
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: at the Pacific Air show this weekend, too, right?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 8: Wait, are you?
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, babe, you're going? Of course.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, babe.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: How would I not be there? Of course I'll be there.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: We can watch airplanes fly together.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: Let's.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 9: Let's go.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 5: DJ Tim Martinez, everybody.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: All right, Tim, thank you.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, bye.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: One of my favorite conversations as of late was the
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 5: whole the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: So passionate.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: You know, Gina just got soaked. Angry at our reaction.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you why?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: I've thought about it. I've thought about it. And I
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: know what makes me angry about it.
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  Speaker 5: You've reflected?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done some reflecting. You know, I was trying
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: to better myself. And I think it was the constant
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: pattern of me saying, oh, I hear you, but this
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  Speaker 4: is why, just so you know, this is where I
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: heard it and this is where I go. And that
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  Speaker 4: was just shut down. Like, how do you shut down
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  Speaker 4: the fact that that's how I grew up here?
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  Speaker 5: Who denied?
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  Speaker 3: It's wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Who denied that? Both of you. No, we didn't.
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  Speaker 3: You heard that?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: You just kept saying it was wrong. And I was like, Well,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: it is wrong.
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  Speaker 5: But it's not wrong to.
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  Speaker 4: The other half of the population that grew up.
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  Speaker 5: Hearing it that way. I would say half the population
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  Speaker 5: was not saying... 0.01%.
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  Speaker 4: However we grew up hearing it, it's not wrong to
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: the people who grew up with that phrase.
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  Speaker 5: That was never the point. The point was it's wrong
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  Speaker 5: because it's not the phrase. That part's wrong. We're not
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  Speaker 5: saying that you didn't hear it that way or that
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  Speaker 5: that's not what you thought it was. We believe that
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  Speaker 5: you heard that as a kid.
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  Speaker 4: It is the phrase to people who grew up hearing
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  Speaker 4: the squeaky wheel gets the oil.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and those people are wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, then you know what? Case closed.
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  Speaker 12: Hold on.
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  Speaker 5: What's not to.
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  Speaker 3: Understand about that? I'm getting.
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  Speaker 8: I see you and I hear you. But I didn't
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  Speaker 8: shut down that portion of it.
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  Speaker 3: No one is saying it's.
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  Speaker 4: Wrong is shutting down that portion.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: It is wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Sammy, would you like to jump in?
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, don't.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: Speaking of shutting down. We're talking to you.
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  Speaker 4: Menace is talking.
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  Speaker 14: I grew up hearing oil as well.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: But she wasn't the one getting mega defensive.
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  Speaker 16: No, but we did look it up in the dictionary
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 16: said that both are correct. And you guys, because you
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 16: had never heard oil before, said, no, it's not a thing.
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  Speaker 5: We didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm on Thorazine right now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to move on from it because we weren't
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: saying it wasn't a thing. We were saying with the
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 5: thing that you knew or that you heard was incorrect
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  Speaker 5: because that's not what the phrase is.
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  Speaker 3: Got it.
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  Speaker 1: Like.
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  Speaker 3: Got it. That's it. We heard the reason.
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  Speaker 12: Sounds good.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 5: Like the squeaky wheel gets the jelly is a Kansas thing,
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  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 4: No, never heard that in my life because that's not
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: a thing.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: But if I had heard that, like you would say no.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: I would still say that's right.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 4: But many people texted and said, no, I grew up
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: that way too. So we're all wrong and we can
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: all accept that.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 5: Well, every country has different expressions for things, right?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: Do they?
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: Are you sure?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 5: Quitting something cold turkey, that came from Canada. Have your
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: cake and eat it too, that came from England.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 3: Always hated that expression. Why?
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 5: What, have your cake and eat it too?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just dumb. Like, let's say you have cake
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 8: and not eat it.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: Right. You have the cake. Oh, good. But I don't
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: get to eat it. What?
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: So these are some expressions that you'll hear here that
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: people in other countries don't get.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 5: So they're not understanding. Plead the fifth, which makes sense.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: That's not part of their court system. Right.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: That makes sense that it would make, you know, perfect
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 5: sense to people here, but the other place, okay.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: Which obviously means to remain quiet.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 5: Putting lipstick on a pig.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 8: People don't get that? No.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: It seems pretty easy. To make superficial changes in an
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: attempt at making something more favorable.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 4: It's not changing the foundation of the problem.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: Riding shotgun is another expression that only people here understand.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 4: That makes sense because that was from like covered wagons
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 5: Is that what that means?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: I never understood.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 4: The person driving the covered wagon drives it and then
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 4: the person next to them sits shotgun for any wayward
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 4: criminal activity.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: Makes sense.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah where i came from we said we word okay
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 4: we word wayward yeah i think he was trying to
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 4: funny uh jump on.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 5: The bandwagon is an expression that we only understand here
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 5: so you know to support what's already popular okay you
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 5: know jump on the bandwagon in the nosebleeds Well, okay.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 4: I thought everyone would understand.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: Like, you're so high up.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: Like the highest, cheapest seat. Yeah.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 4: So high up your nosebleeds.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 5: Green thumb. It means you're great at gardening.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: You say that here, people know what you're talking about.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 5: You say that other places, they might look at you funny.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: But also, if somebody randomly said, what is having a
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: green thumb? I'd be like, I don't know.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 4: That's not intuitive.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: You're good with plants.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: Much like our back and forth on the squeaky wheel
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: gets thee. Sounding like a broken record. Sounding like a
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: broken record.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, that skips. Yeah.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: Makes sense here, but other people don't really understand.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: We're not the only ones with records.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 5: Break a leg.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Break a leg.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: What's the origin of that?
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: Isn't that like theater talk?
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 8: It's bad luck to say good luck, so you say
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 8: something bad like break a leg.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've also heard that it comes from being
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 4: in a cast, like the cast of a show, so
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 4: you're breaking your leg.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 16: I thought it was that they used to clap with
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 16: their feet, and so it was break a leg because
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 16: they would stomp as an applaud to the performance.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: Let's go with that.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 4: That's cute.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: I like that one.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 5: Expressions we only understand here. You said somewhere else they
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 5: wouldn't understand. Shoot the breeze. Like, you know, I would
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 5: shoot in the breeze.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: That one doesn't really make sense.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: Gossip it, you know.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like, what are we shooting?
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 5: Shooting the breeze.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Shoot the bat. I've heard it. Don't
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: know the origin.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 5: I do love, and somebody on the text had said,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 5: oh man, I love the new game. Because this whole
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 5: argument came out of our game of Battlecraps. Yeah.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 5: And they say they love any game that involves us
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 5: and results in us arguing over stupid stuff.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: So any game.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 4: So literally all games.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: All games.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 8: All games.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because we can't have anything where it doesn't just
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 5: devolve into arguments.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, my favorite is when we start arguing on how
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: even to play the game. not even answers.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: Like we're in the middle of.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 5: Like, you know, it's been a long time since I've
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: played board games, but I seem to remember doing that.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: When I was growing up and we would be playing
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 5: and people would argue over the rules and someone had
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 5: to break the rules out. No, no.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 8: My aunt would make me cry during board games. I
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 8: would literally cry.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 11: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: The Woody show.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: And that's going to do it for Thursday.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 5: The Full Show podcast is waiting for you. Just go
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: to thewoodyshow.com. We are back tomorrow with an all-new show,
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: and tomorrow is Friday. Tomorrow, we have more chances for
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: Disneyland tickets, but we have more Dodgers playoff tickets. Tomorrow morning,
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: we're giving away tickets to... for the game on Sunday
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 5: at Dodger Stadium. So tomorrow in the 7 o'clock hour,
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: you're going to hear Rise Against. When you hear it,
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 5: you call in, win tickets. Then the 8 o'clock hour,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 5: We'll play a song from The Cure. So 7 o'clock,
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: Rise Against. 8 o'clock, The Cure. Win your Dodgers playoff
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: tickets tomorrow along with some more Disneyland passes. Getting to
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 5: qualify for that Magic Key Inspire annual pass. DUIQ, Friday
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: Fail Stories. Anything we can do to get through the
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: morning into the weekend as quickly as possible. It's happening tomorrow, Friday,
• 1:51:43
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• 1:51:46
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• 1:51:48
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• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: All right, Greg Gorey.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, later on today, ask your girl if she has
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 8: gained weight because that way she knows you're paying attention
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 8: to her.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: Wait for Valentine's Day.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 5: It'd be rude not to notice, you know?
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 5: You didn't even notice.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 5: I get that all the time. She'll go for a
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: haircut or something with the hair.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 5: And isn't the whole point is that it looks the same, right?
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: Like it's just Especially with long hair.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 8: I would never know.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 5: I never notice.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: A little cleaned up. I always notice when you guys
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 4: get haircuts.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's all short.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 5: Chicks notice that kind of stuff. Dudes just don't notice that.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 5: It's not ingrained in us.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, if Sammy has even a slight wave in her hair,
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, what's the occasion?
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 5: Never notice. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: Jim Woody.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 5: We thank you so much for giving The Woody Show
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 5: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 5: love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 5: guys can suck it. And we'll catch you back here
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 5: on Friday. Have a great day. SMD double M. I
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 5: quit this bitch.