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90 Day Fiancé Season 12 Episode 7 The Ball and Chain Part 2 · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: All right, my babes, welcome back to Vanity Fair. My
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Speaker 1: name is Chris Fair. This is part two of my
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Speaker 1: recap of ninety Day Fiance Season twelve, episode seven, The.
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Speaker 2: Ball and Chain.
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Speaker 1: Honey Ball and Chain, let's talk about our favorite beach
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Speaker 1: bunnies and yours, Paula and Thomas. So we get a
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Speaker 1: lot of like b shots of La, the Randy Donuts,
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Speaker 1: like the Hollywood, you know, Hollywood Boulevard, and then we
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Speaker 1: are firmly back in the LBC, which is not really
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Speaker 1: Long LA. Doesn't feel at all like LA culture. I
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Speaker 1: don't know why they didn't do more like Long Beach culture.
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Speaker 1: There's the aquarium, it's so big. There's just so many
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Speaker 1: like gorgeous parts of Long Beach, and like they don't
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Speaker 1: even give us like fun beach style b footage to
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Speaker 1: just never show us LA unless they're going to be
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Speaker 1: in LA, Like unless they're going to do a day trip,
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Speaker 1: no need to show us. Mel's driving and shit, that's
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Speaker 1: a different place.
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Speaker 2: But here we are. So they are hot.
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Speaker 1: On the heels of the perfume debacle and she's still
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Speaker 1: upset and they're going to a car and she's like,
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Speaker 1: you know what I would like, just for once, one time,
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Speaker 1: for you to be a goddamn gentleman and open my door.
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Speaker 1: Now he hates that, and he's defensive, like he's mad
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Speaker 1: that he should do anything for her. When he had
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Speaker 1: to make her breakfast, he was like, you better fucking
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Speaker 1: make breakfast for me.
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Speaker 2: So he's like, well, you know, I'm driving.
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Speaker 1: She's like I want to drive, and he's like no,
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Speaker 1: So I'm going to be the one that's going to drive,
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Speaker 1: and I'm driving, and you just open your stupid own door.
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Speaker 1: He seems to like have lived as like a sort
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Speaker 1: of sad Peter Panny type male who like gives mild
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Speaker 1: in cell behavior, like he doesn't feel like he wants
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Speaker 1: to respect women in like a gentlemanly.
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Speaker 2: You know, I don't know that kind of.
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Speaker 1: Chivalrous moments that happen that like make a man feel
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Speaker 1: like they can take care of someone and that brings
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Speaker 1: them joy. He doesn't have that chip in him. So, uh,
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Speaker 1: they're gonna go like on a walk or hike. But
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Speaker 1: he's wearing jeans, so she's confused by that, and that's accurate.
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Speaker 1: He's just like, I just don't feel good. I don't
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Speaker 1: know how to dress myself. My nose is running, you
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Speaker 1: know why my mouth is itchy. She's like, oh okay.
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Speaker 1: He's like, you just don't care about these allergies, and
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Speaker 1: we're just like, well, I mean, if they're that bad,
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Speaker 1: we just also assume that you'll take like a zertech
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Speaker 1: or you know, get some shots as well. Like, if
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Speaker 1: they're that bad all the time, you can't just I'm
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Speaker 1: assuming that you go out into society and people wear perfumes.
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Speaker 2: How do you deal with that?
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Speaker 1: I went to an opera and the lady in front
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Speaker 1: of me was wearing like, I mean such it was
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Speaker 1: like cocoed Mademoiselle. It was so much perfume that it
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Speaker 1: almost was unlipable. But God bless it happens. He gets
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Speaker 1: into a yoga position because he's Shay just kidding, No,
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Speaker 1: he gets in a yoga position, he's like asks for
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Speaker 1: a kiss, and she's like okay. After they kind of
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Speaker 1: like walk and talk about their differences in cultures. She's
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Speaker 1: being remarkably more lenient than we thought, Like we thought
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Speaker 1: that she was gonna be the one that's like militant, like,
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Speaker 1: you know, don't cook meat around me and allow space
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Speaker 1: for my miniatures. But then when she got there, he's
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Speaker 1: the one that's like, here is two feet of a
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Speaker 1: bar for your closet, and she's like upset about that.
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Speaker 1: She's like can I I'm sorry, I'm gonna need a dresser.
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Speaker 1: He's like, why just hang everything up. She's like, how
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Speaker 1: the fuck do you hang underwear?
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Speaker 2: Asshole? How do you hang socks?
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Speaker 1: He's like, ough, here's one drawer.
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Speaker 2: Here's one bin. She's like, no, I need multiple bins.
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Speaker 1: I have socks, I have underwear, I have bras, and
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Speaker 1: even in my bras, I have workout bras. I have
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Speaker 1: bras with underwires. Like he's like, no, just put all
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Speaker 1: of it into this one thing and then just sipped
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Speaker 1: through like a lost and found for all those three
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Speaker 1: things you need every day. Yeah, He's like Katie, like
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Speaker 1: you don't need to live, well, you can just live
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Speaker 1: how I live. And then like Paula's like the Josh
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Speaker 1: being like, no, back in my civilized home, back where
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Speaker 1: I lived, we had separate drawers, asshole. You know, like
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Speaker 1: it's so interesting. She's like, I just want what I
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Speaker 1: had in Brazil. We're like, I get it. But also
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Speaker 1: in Brazil you had your own like ink business where
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Speaker 1: you seemingly put a bunch of little emojis all over
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Speaker 1: your arm. She hased to get some of those tats gone.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, like its tats. He's never lived with
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Speaker 1: a woman, which she recognizes and we also can see.
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Speaker 1: And that also gives Katie vibes because he's like, and
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Speaker 1: I really don't want to and she's like, well, too late.
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Speaker 1: He's like, I'll give you another bin when this one's filled.
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Speaker 1: She only gets that one awkward foldable square. So then
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Speaker 1: she brings out honey, a crystal that's black turmaline, and
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Speaker 1: she's like, I'm going to save the shit out of
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Speaker 1: this place because this place is toxic. And he's like,
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Speaker 1: how much have you spent on that rock? She's like,
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Speaker 1: well more than you probably spend on any rock that's
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Speaker 1: going to be on my finger. Two hundred and fifty
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Speaker 1: dollars and yeah again, and Josh Katie vibes if he's
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Speaker 1: the Katie. He's like, I don't trust you with money.
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Speaker 1: That's why I can't buy a dresser for you. What
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Speaker 1: are you gonna put in the dresser?
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Speaker 2: More rocks? He's like, you just waste money. So the
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Speaker 2: thing I gotta do for you get you a credit card.
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Speaker 1: Now this I'm going to give you, know, Timothy props
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Speaker 1: for Thomas is his name, Thomas.
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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: Thomas does this and we don't see this a lot,
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Speaker 1: and this makes me happy. He's like in America, it's
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Speaker 1: a casual society. Some places don't take cash. I want
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Speaker 1: you to come here and feel like you can do
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Speaker 1: your own thing. You can maneuver around and if you
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Speaker 1: need to buy yourself something, you can. So here's a
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Speaker 1: credit card in your name that I will pay off
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Speaker 1: and you can use it. And she's like, can I
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Speaker 1: buy a car? And we're like, girl, you've seen him,
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Speaker 1: how much do you think this man is? No, he's
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Speaker 1: like you guys. I didn't tell her this, but I
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Speaker 1: got the cheapest limit possible, which I asked, is twenty
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Speaker 1: five hundred. I called them back and was like, can
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Speaker 1: you do a thousand? And they were like no, but
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Speaker 1: that is nice and I'm happy for her. She can
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Speaker 1: go buy her twenty dollars sandwiches or burritos everywhere, you know,
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Speaker 1: and like live her life. So I do want to
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Speaker 1: give him grace because it's nice of him to do
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Speaker 1: that for her, and like to take care of the
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Speaker 1: bill in his own way. But she's also going to
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Speaker 1: need transportation. I don't know how walkable the area of
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Speaker 1: where he lives is. I need to know, like what
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Speaker 1: her favorite vegan restaurant is around where she lives.
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Speaker 2: She at one point says that.
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Speaker 1: In typical Katie Josh fashion, he's the Katie in that
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Speaker 1: he's like cheap and weird and perpetually single and should
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Speaker 1: be that and should be that situation forever. But how
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Speaker 1: Katie opens up doors for the boring men in her life.
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Speaker 1: That's what Palla did for him. He wouldn't live without her, Honey.
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Speaker 1: She's cultured, She's shown him like fun things.
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Speaker 2: If it wasn't for her, he would never have had
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Speaker 2: a grape. He never would have tried to. He hadn't
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Speaker 2: had a grape.
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Speaker 1: A grape, she said, were like, he's never had a grape, Honey.
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Speaker 2: Without her, he would have never conquered grapes. Do you
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Speaker 2: see what I did there?
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Speaker 1: It's conquered. I conquered grapes. How do you not have
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Speaker 1: a grape? Grape is like a basic as fruit. In
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Speaker 1: every supermarket there's grapes, and grapes are greape. You can
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Speaker 1: freeze them. You just wash them and put them in
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Speaker 1: a plastic thing. There's green ones, there's red ones. I'm
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Speaker 1: just like, grapes are just like on every tricuterie platter
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Speaker 1: where you're allergic to grapes.
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Speaker 2: I like the smell of grapes.
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Speaker 1: That crazy for him, that was I'm like, I don't
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Speaker 1: understand what world he never had a grape.
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Speaker 2: Everyone has apples, bananas, and grapes everyone. I mean, you know,
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Speaker 2: probably you've had watermelon.
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Speaker 1: I just I really I couldn't even deal with that
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Speaker 1: and make any good sense. You never went over to
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Speaker 1: a friend's house whose mom was like, here's some grapes.
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Speaker 1: Through the easiest things to give a kid. Okay, she
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Speaker 1: calls him stupid and aggressive, which was funny. He is stupid, aggressive,
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Speaker 1: kind of weird. Also, the other thing about her which
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Speaker 1: I find hilarious is throughout one whole scene, she's wearing
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Speaker 1: overalls and like a squirt ensemble overalls, one hanging down
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Speaker 1: and a scort side buttoned squirt. That is so nineties
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Speaker 1: to me, like aughts, early aughts, nineties. I like loved it.
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Speaker 1: Lo KEI was like, oh no, should I buy that again?
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Speaker 1: It's something I would have worn. I wore a lot
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Speaker 1: of sports. Anyway, I'm excited to see what she does
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Speaker 1: with that credit card. I'm assuming she's going to hit
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Speaker 1: that limit real fucking fast. I'm assuming that going to
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Speaker 1: go to like the miniature slash Crystal store and just
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Speaker 1: buy the whole thing out. Is there a miniature store
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Speaker 1: around I got to look it up. Okay, my loves,
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Speaker 1: let's move on to Mallory and Rashid. I'll tell you
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Speaker 1: right now, Rashid is coming for Sarper's crown of being
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Speaker 1: a hilarious Turkish man. I mean, there are so many
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Speaker 1: Rashet jokes. It was like great. So obviously he had
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Speaker 1: the Welcome you know, to America party where he tried
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Speaker 1: to confront Brandy and like you know, it went nowhere.
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Speaker 1: But he did get drunk that night on whiskey and
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Speaker 1: his own drinks, and that night cuddled in bed with
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Speaker 1: Opal and she was like, I saw you. You thought
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Speaker 1: it was me, but it was Opal. All those dogs
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Speaker 1: are in that bed. He was like, no, I didn't,
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Speaker 1: but yes you did. In the morning, he's going to
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Speaker 1: make his own breakfast. He's like, what is oil something?
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Speaker 1: She's like, let me come out and help you. She does,
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Speaker 1: and she's like, you know what, last night they have
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Speaker 1: a lot of fun and confessionals. She's like, last night,
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you did. You got white girl wasted.
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Speaker 1: And he's like, what does these She's like, white girl wasted?
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Speaker 1: And then so he tries to say it now. When
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Speaker 1: he tries to say it, he says it in such
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Speaker 1: a way that I thought about trying to recreate it
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Speaker 1: for you, but if I did, it would look like
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Speaker 1: or sound like I was making fun of someone who's
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Speaker 1: maybe like hearing impaired, which I would never do. I also,
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Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of him for saying this in
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Speaker 1: his accent. I'm saying it was truly delightful. This is
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Speaker 1: how he said it wasted. I'm just one more time.
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Speaker 1: Oh why, that's how he says it.
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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, uh huh. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He makes a traditional Turkish breakfast because he's like, listen,
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Speaker 1: you need spicy foods after a hangover. We're like spicy,
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Speaker 1: I need No, I need like salty ass, like bready
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Speaker 1: ass foods.
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Speaker 2: And she's like, that's, you know, interesting, and she says
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Speaker 2: all right. No.
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Speaker 1: She lets him say when you eat hot, your butthole
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Speaker 1: is hot. There's pain, you cry. This is good now.
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Speaker 1: I immediately thought of like Jake from Reality Gaze. I was like,
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Speaker 1: this is gonna be made into a meme for them.
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Speaker 1: This is how Poodle would feel. You know, I'm saying, like,
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just like, I can't believe it's find
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Speaker 1: out what they make from that. He knows what he's
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Speaker 1: doing and he's he is hilarious. He is sort of
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Speaker 1: like to me, a better Sorper. He's hot, He's hotter
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Speaker 1: to me than Sorper, and he has like a better
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Speaker 1: heart than Sarper to me, he has just like he's like,
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Speaker 1: I like him better again, both men from Turkey. They
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Speaker 1: talk about Brandy and he's like, I am angry at
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Speaker 1: Brandy and I don't want you to be friends with
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Speaker 1: the guy. He was like when I went to go
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Speaker 1: talk to him, get off from my truck, and I
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Speaker 1: wanted to punch him and say, who are you beachh
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Speaker 1: And Mallory god bless just has to sit and listen
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Speaker 1: to all of that and then just like keep a
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Speaker 1: straight face, and she does. I like the you know,
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Speaker 1: Mallory has such interesting coloring. She's of course like pe
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Speaker 1: duce and cream and she has like amber eyes.
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Speaker 2: That also like.
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Speaker 1: Go very well with her hair color. Mallory is like, okay, well,
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Speaker 1: let me tell you. I get that you want to
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Speaker 1: be the man in the household, and I want you
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Speaker 1: to feel good about yourself and like feel like you
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Speaker 1: can call the shots in your way the way I
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Speaker 1: want them. But at the same time, Brandy is best
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Speaker 1: friends with my best friend's husband, So in my fantasy
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Speaker 1: of fantasies, we're all just two couples hanging out and
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Speaker 1: then his best friend comes over and we're like, you know,
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Speaker 1: a big, happy family. He doesn't want this, but I
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Speaker 1: think would be better is if, like Brandy gets a
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Speaker 1: girlfriend and then they all three couples hang out and
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Speaker 1: then you know, here's the thing.
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Speaker 2: Rashid and Malory love each other.
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Speaker 1: It's not hard to see the love and like fun
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Speaker 1: they have between them, so he shouldn't be.
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Speaker 2: Insecure about that now.
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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we get a trope of tropes, which is Mallory's like,
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Speaker 1: I don't understand why he's being this way, because if
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Speaker 1: he wanted to be with someone who's going to let
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Speaker 1: him do whatever he wants, maybe he should have been
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Speaker 1: with a Turkish woman.
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Speaker 2: And the amount of times we've had like the American
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Speaker 2: be like, I don't.
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Speaker 1: Know why he's being this way. He should have been
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Speaker 1: if he wanted to with a Nigerian woman. I don't
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Speaker 1: know why he's being this way. He should have been
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Speaker 1: with an Egyptian woman. I don't know why he's being
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Speaker 1: this way. He should have been with the Brazilian, you know,
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Speaker 1: like Dominican, Like there could be any person that is like,
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Speaker 1: he could have been this way. But at the same time,
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Speaker 1: it also feels like, well, then you could have been
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Speaker 1: with a wait for it, American man.
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Speaker 2: Couldn't you have? But why didn't you? Because he fell
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Speaker 2: in love with this person.
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Speaker 1: You want to make it work and you feel like
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Speaker 1: this is your forever person, right you feel like maybe
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Speaker 1: like you'll come to some compromise over things and the
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Speaker 1: two cultures will blend.
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Speaker 2: Is that what you thought? Weird? So did he hmm?
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Speaker 2: Just of interest? I don't know.
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Speaker 1: So let's move on to Asia and Maxwell. Honey, this
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Speaker 1: is messy and really Julia stealing the show. So right
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Speaker 1: now Maxwell is having you know, Asha in the car
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Speaker 1: with Juliet and they're going to driving home and he's
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Speaker 1: just like, you look so beautiful and to Asia, and
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Speaker 1: Asha's mom is like looking around and she like seems
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Speaker 1: to be like, you know, one of the like old
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Speaker 1: people in a car where she's just calling out things.
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Speaker 1: She said, like look at that sign. She'll look at
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Speaker 1: these men just standing outside of the cars. He's like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: they work, you know, as guy.
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Speaker 2: She's like, well, if there's no room in the car,
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Speaker 2: wasn't enough room and that's why they're outside.
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Speaker 1: He's like, well, maybe Asha loves like a thick eyeliner
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Speaker 1: with like very demure lashes. Now he's like, listen, I
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Speaker 1: like them titties and that's yellow spaghetti strap tank top.
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Speaker 1: But you're gonna have to cover up for my family
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Speaker 1: and my family we realized the house that there's staying
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Speaker 1: in is a airbnb that I guess has been rented
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Speaker 1: for them, like a very nice modern airbnb. His parents
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Speaker 1: are Clement and Maria, And when she gets to the beautiful.
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Speaker 2: Home, she's like Mama and daddy, which is the exact
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Speaker 2: opposite of what Edward was allowed to do. Did you
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Speaker 2: clock that I did?
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Speaker 1: I was like, see that's what's nice calling someone else's
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Speaker 1: parents mama and daddy. Okay, now, because they've been there
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Speaker 1: for a whole last second. They've brought in foods, and
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Speaker 1: they bring out traditional cola, which is like a medicinal
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Speaker 1: spicy thing that they sort of open and eat. There's
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Speaker 1: like nuts and maybe it's this nut or a seed,
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Speaker 1: but there's a pit in the middle. I'm not quite sure,
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Speaker 1: but it's I guess not something that is like super yummy,
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Speaker 1: yet they eat it. She walks around this home and
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Speaker 1: she's like, yes, give me that master bedroom, honey. She
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Speaker 1: sees the bathroom, it is all kind of like modern glam.
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Speaker 1: She sees the tub, she's like, I love a free
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Speaker 1: standing tub. Now you know what I think about free
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Speaker 1: standing tubs. They're the work of Satan. Nothing says I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna fall on this marble slip to my death in
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Speaker 1: a free standing tub where I have to lift up
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Speaker 1: my like.
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Speaker 2: Leg like knee high to get out of it. No bars,
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Speaker 2: nothing to hold on to.
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Speaker 1: Okay. We also realize that he can't sleep in this
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Speaker 1: room because you know, all the parents are around, and
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Speaker 1: she's real godly, so he's like, I can sleep with you.
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Speaker 1: She's like, no, God, Sorry, I get to have.
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Speaker 2: This big bed by myself.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I just get to ridicule you and your looks
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Speaker 1: and then go ahead and sleep comfortably at night, just
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Speaker 1: counting sheep, thinking about all the room I have to
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Speaker 1: toss intern all night like a baby. Her closets you,
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Speaker 1: She's like, He's like, don't worry, baby, I'll get a
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Speaker 1: closet for us like this.
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Speaker 2: We're like, oh, we'll see now.
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Speaker 1: She's worried about his sister Blaze, who she calls his
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Speaker 1: private investigator, which makes me happy because I think that
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Speaker 1: she doesn't have any heat on her. And I like
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Speaker 1: the idea of the American having heat on them because
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Speaker 1: of course, like the Nigerian person would have heat on
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Speaker 1: them or more. Mostly every foreigner person has heat on
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Speaker 1: them in some way, like what are their real intentions?
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Speaker 1: Are they just trying to get a green card or whatever?
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Speaker 1: So anytime the American can also like feel some need
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Speaker 1: to do well or like need to show up or
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Speaker 1: be respectable in some way or like have you know,
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Speaker 1: maybe if they have skeletons, they might come to light.
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Speaker 2: I'm here for it.
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Speaker 1: His family preps a lovely meal, a bunch of like
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Speaker 1: beautiful foods. My dad keeps calling me. I'm going to
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Speaker 1: call my back.
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Speaker 2: And his sisters come out.
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Speaker 1: They all hug, which is like nice, they're all obviously
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Speaker 1: liking each other.
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Speaker 2: But she also, well, you.
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Speaker 1: Know, realizes that Blaze that she's facetimed with, has gone
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Speaker 1: through her entire Facebook.
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Speaker 2: Profile since the beginning of time.
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Speaker 1: Like Asha had like started Facebook with her college account,
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Speaker 1: you know how it used to be, and she's never
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Speaker 1: deleted any post. So Blaize got a lot in it
20:20
Speaker 1: was basically like a five hundred page novel that Blaze
20:24
Speaker 1: went through it, you know, and then told Maxwell. And
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Speaker 1: for some reason, Asha finds this suspect. And we also
20:33
Speaker 1: want to be like, well, why didn't God tell you
20:35
Speaker 1: that was going to happen and for you to like,
20:36
Speaker 1: you know, clean up that Facebook profile. Then she's like,
20:40
Speaker 1: I'd be so embarrassed to admit that. And I'm like,
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Speaker 1: who cares what you think? That's neither here nor there
20:50
Speaker 1: of her doing her thing.
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Speaker 2: That's you. She's been embarrassed about things you would do.
20:56
Speaker 2: So they have to like, you know.
20:58
Speaker 1: Wash their hands, like you know, one of the little bulls,
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Speaker 1: honey before they eat, and it's because you have to
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Speaker 1: eat with your hands, and like her mom, Juliet's like,
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Speaker 1: that's not for me, and she's like not super into
21:08
Speaker 1: Nigerian food.
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Speaker 2: The producer's clock that, so they pull her aside.
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Speaker 1: They're like, Juliette, tell us what you think and she's like, nope,
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Speaker 1: not for me. This meat is too tough. Can't do it. Also,
21:19
Speaker 1: you can't swallow. I'm sorry, you can't chew. They just
21:21
Speaker 1: want you to swallow things whole.
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Speaker 2: I like to chew. I like to chew on things.
21:28
Speaker 1: It's so funny, like Nigerians have such a beautiful accent
21:31
Speaker 1: and it's not a rootic accent.
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Speaker 2: They just don't like an.
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Speaker 1: R They're like, Asha, how many kids do you want
21:37
Speaker 1: to have? She's like two and the mom's like nope,
21:41
Speaker 1: not acceptable. She's like, well, we'll just say what God says.
21:49
Speaker 1: Then what are you going to say to that and
21:53
Speaker 1: go against God? Whatever God gives, whatever God provides, then
21:57
Speaker 1: slash whatever I want God. Because I'm a prophet, I
22:02
Speaker 1: realized works through me and whatever I want, God provides,
22:05
Speaker 1: Like if I want an n Sync song, God provides
22:08
Speaker 1: an n SYNC song, If I want two kids and
22:09
Speaker 1: to stop, God provides what I want. You can tell
22:13
Speaker 1: early on that Maxwell's mom doesn't like Asia.
22:21
Speaker 2: They're like, well are you will you be submissive?
22:23
Speaker 1: To our son, our firstborn son, firstborn boys, very important,
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Speaker 1: has all the blessings.
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Speaker 2: Will you be submissive to him?
22:32
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I do want my opinions heard and
22:36
Speaker 1: followed to the t. They're like, okay, well, if you
22:40
Speaker 1: have opinions, how about his opinions. She's like, he doesn't
22:43
Speaker 1: really have any knowledge to base any opinions on. He
22:47
Speaker 1: doesn't know what he wants, so my opinions ride. They're
22:50
Speaker 1: like you hearing the words coming out of your mouth.
22:52
Speaker 1: He shows them pictures of his chemical peel.
22:56
Speaker 2: And then he's like yeah.
22:57
Speaker 1: And the other thing is that she wants my whites
23:00
Speaker 1: of my eyes to be whiter.
23:02
Speaker 2: They're like what. He's like yeah.
23:04
Speaker 1: We're like what, First of all, how you gonna do that?
23:06
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a laser or whatever the fuck.
23:08
Speaker 1: I'm like afraid to ask. We're like, can you just
23:10
Speaker 1: get some lumifi eyedrops lumifi? But we're assuming that she
23:17
Speaker 1: wants some sort of like surgery for that. Blaze is like, well,
23:22
Speaker 1: shouldn't that be his decision? She's like, no, that should
23:26
Speaker 1: be my decision. She's like, Nigerians have a protective coating
23:31
Speaker 1: to their eyes because of the sun. She's like, yeah, you
23:33
Speaker 1: know why he got that he did wrong by staring
23:37
Speaker 1: at the sun too much. They're like, no, we all
23:40
Speaker 1: have that, we're just in the sun. She's like, m m,
23:43
Speaker 1: he stared at the sun. He did this to himself,
23:46
Speaker 1: and only I can rectify it by getting I don't
23:48
Speaker 1: know what she's gonna do. I didn't know there was
23:50
Speaker 1: surgery to get the whites of your wide eyes. Sorry,
23:53
Speaker 1: the whites of your eyes wider. That's he didn't bring
23:57
Speaker 1: up the hair transplant bless. Also, you know what also
24:03
Speaker 1: needs to be like a different like less yellow her foundation.
24:07
Speaker 2: Her foundation's too yellow.
24:09
Speaker 1: Again, this is someone who's like pointing a finger and
24:11
Speaker 1: we're like, well you can, you can do something while
24:14
Speaker 1: you're waiting.
24:15
Speaker 2: Let's get that foundation to an up to.
24:17
Speaker 1: A different color. Let's match everything. The sisters who have
24:21
Speaker 1: good foundation are like Maxwell's mom knows that she's being
24:25
Speaker 1: and weird and doesn't love her prized boy son, and
24:28
Speaker 1: Maxwell is just like allowing this for whatever reason. Juliet
24:33
Speaker 1: can't even come with any hard questions to Maxwell.
24:35
Speaker 2: She's out numbered again.
24:38
Speaker 1: I want to be like, where is acious friend that's
24:42
Speaker 1: dating his friend? Right? Like the other one. I'm so
24:45
Speaker 1: surprised we haven't met that woman yet. Oh my goodness, gracious.
24:50
Speaker 2: We have more coming.
24:51
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24:53
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24:56
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25:26
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25:29
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25:56
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