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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Jalen Hurts has BIG GAME in Eagles win over Rams, Lamar's MISTAKE in Ravens loss to Bills · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right around to your life from Philly. It's the
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  Speaker 1: Polly and Tony Fools Go NFL Reaction Show as always,
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  Speaker 1: Polly Fools Go here with Tony Fools going, just a
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  Speaker 1: huge reaction show of course, just tonally wiping the floor
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  Speaker 1: with the Rams, never a doubt. We're gonna break down
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  Speaker 1: every angle of the game with unbiased, perfect analysis as always,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna tell you about the other games still,
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  Speaker 1: you know, while the Lions, you know, should actually be
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  Speaker 1: glad that they lost, and yeah, why C J. Stroud
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  Speaker 1: deserves all the blame for that Texans loss to the Chiefs,
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  Speaker 1: and frankly, while Lamar Jackson also deserves the blame there
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  Speaker 1: he does so much to get to Tony. Let's's get
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  Speaker 1: right into it. NFL Divisional Round Reaction Division Reaction. First
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  Speaker 1: out the gate, the Eagles just thoroughly destroying the Rams
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight twenty two, not even close. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: of course, right afterwards, just as expected, all the morons
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  Speaker 1: they come out of the woodwork, don't they don't want
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  Speaker 1: and they once again criticized Jalen Hurts because the only
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  Speaker 1: passed for one hundred and twenty eight yards. Well, all
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  Speaker 1: those idiots idiots are just showing their lack of knowledge,
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  Speaker 1: aren't they donting?
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  Speaker 2: You know, when you criticize Jalen Hurts for not passing
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  Speaker 2: the ball, you're disrespecting all the great legends who founded
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  Speaker 2: the game of football. They didn't believe in all this
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  Speaker 2: passing and deep throwing and helmet wearing. No, they believed
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  Speaker 2: in the fundamentals running and also you know more running.
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  Speaker 2: So personally, I think if those legends were alive today,
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  Speaker 2: they would love what they're seeing from Jalen Hurts. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: they think he had way too many passing yards.
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  Speaker 1: Totally a great donate. And you know, all these people
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  Speaker 1: they are applauding Saquon for having a great game, as
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  Speaker 1: we all are, of course, But the whole time I
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  Speaker 1: was just sitting there in awe of those perfect handoffs
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  Speaker 1: by Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 3: I mean me too.
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  Speaker 1: Here he is in this ice cold weather, just one
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  Speaker 1: perfect handoffs after another. It was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked about it so many times on this show.
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  Speaker 2: Handing off is the most important skill anybody can have.
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  Speaker 2: It's what our entire society and environment is built on
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  Speaker 2: for everyone. Think about mother birds, you know, where the
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  Speaker 2: eagles we won think about birds. If they can't hand
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  Speaker 2: off their worm to their babies, there'd be no birds.
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  Speaker 3: Then there'd be no eggs.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, breakfast as we know it wouldn't exist anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific football and also food chain analysis that don'ty
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  Speaker 1: And you know on that subject, you know last week we.
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  Speaker 3: Laid it all out for your people.
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  Speaker 1: We showed you Hurts is the much better statistical QB
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  Speaker 1: than Matthew Stafford, and this game proved it. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sure Stafford had more passing yards and passing tds and
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  Speaker 1: completions and a higher QB rating and you take a
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  Speaker 1: few of sacks and didn't take a safety. But that's
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  Speaker 1: all besides the point, isn't it, Dony.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, we all know the most important thing any
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  Speaker 2: player can do is hold on to the football. And
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  Speaker 2: Jalen did such a terrific job holding onto the football
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  Speaker 2: while Stafford.
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  Speaker 3: Kept dropping the football.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you have to ask yourself, who would you
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  Speaker 2: want delivering your baby. If you wouldn't want Matthew Stafford
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  Speaker 2: as your midwife, how could you want him as your quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: Just food for thought, that, Dony. And you know one
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  Speaker 1: thing we do have to bring up a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a down note here. Jalen Hurts is on an
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  Speaker 1: injured knee, clearly hurt his knee in that game, forced
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  Speaker 1: to stay in. Well why was he forced to stay in?
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  Speaker 1: Because you know his backups are not named Nick Foles.
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  Speaker 1: And we were sitting here we did it. You saw
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  Speaker 1: the last week's show, right, the video that went viral
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  Speaker 1: us calling Howie Roseman and telling him in a message
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  Speaker 1: that was taken by his secretary Angelo, that we demand
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  Speaker 1: that they sign Nick Foles and you know, just to
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  Speaker 1: have him back. And what yah gotta believe right now,
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  Speaker 1: Howie Roseman is making that call. He gotta believe it.
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  Speaker 3: Doty, yup.
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  Speaker 2: People keep telling us Nick Foles is retired and therefore
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  Speaker 2: won't play anymore. Have these people ever heard of wrestling?
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  Speaker 2: People are unretiring all the time, Hulk, Hogan, Stone Colt,
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  Speaker 2: Steve Austin. I mean, look at Rick Flair, He's seventy five,
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  Speaker 2: had thirty two heart attacks and just announced that he's
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  Speaker 2: coming out for one more match. So if Rick Flair
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  Speaker 2: can do it, why not Nick Foles.
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  Speaker 1: Just great perspective that, Doty. And now let's move to
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  Speaker 1: the other games. The Commanders they beat the Lions, and
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  Speaker 1: now people are coming out they're so impressed with their
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  Speaker 1: rookie QB there, Jaden Daniels. Please, people, where do you
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  Speaker 1: think the Commanders got the idea to draft Jaden Danders?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Look no further than the Eagles and their QB. They
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  Speaker 1: totally copied us, didn't they donate?
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  Speaker 2: You know, this isn't just playgiarism, this is player jurism.
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  Speaker 2: The command has clearly copied the Eagles winning blueprint. Just
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  Speaker 2: look at their quarterbacks. First thing, Jaden sounds an awful
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  Speaker 2: lot like Jalen. And what conference did he play in
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  Speaker 2: in college? The SEC? Just like Jalen? And how many
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  Speaker 2: colleges did Jaden play for? Too?
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  Speaker 3: And again just like Jalen?
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  Speaker 2: And what type of quarterback is Jaden mob exactly? And
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  Speaker 2: who's his tight end right now, zach ertzach exactly? And
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  Speaker 2: how many interceptions did Jaden throw in college in his
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  Speaker 2: whole career?
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  Speaker 3: Twenty?
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  Speaker 2: And how many do you think Jalen through in college
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  Speaker 2: and his whole career? Do I even need to answer
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  Speaker 2: the question? No, twenty boom guilty as charged, Just damning
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  Speaker 2: legal analysis that dony and gotta look at the you know,
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  Speaker 2: the other side of this game.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the Lions. They're feeling down, coming in as
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  Speaker 1: the ones see and just going down in horrible flames
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  Speaker 1: as they always doing. You know, you saw the head
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  Speaker 1: coach Dan Gamble at the pressa after the game, just
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  Speaker 1: did crying. You know, you wish you could say something
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  Speaker 1: to make it feel better, and you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we probably do have the thing to say that. Don'ty
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  Speaker 1: that there really is a bright side here for Dan
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  Speaker 1: camp or the Lions, is there?
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  Speaker 2: You know, Dan Campbell's forgetting the most important thing in
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  Speaker 2: all of sports tradition, and there's no more time on
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  Speaker 2: a tradition in sports than the Lions totally sucking. I
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  Speaker 2: know Dan Campbell wanted to win, but if he did that,
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  Speaker 2: it would have been a slap in the face to
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  Speaker 2: all the mediocre and disappointing Lions teams that came before
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  Speaker 2: him and upheld that proud tradition of sucking. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: I was glad to see him crying at the press
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  Speaker 2: conference because that's what Lions football is all about, crying
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  Speaker 2: after devastating losses.
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  Speaker 3: So good for you, Dan Campbell.
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  Speaker 1: Just so poetically said that, Dody, And you know, while
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  Speaker 1: we're talking Lions coaches. A lot of people, they're saying
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  Speaker 1: Lions defensive coordinator Aaron Glenn might have cost himself a
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  Speaker 1: potential head coaching job after the team gave up forty
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  Speaker 1: five points to the command as got That's not the
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  Speaker 1: case at all, is it, Tony No.
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  Speaker 2: My sources tell me that by giving up all those points,
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Glenn has now firmly cemented himself as the front
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  Speaker 2: runner to become the next head coach of the New
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  Speaker 2: York Jets. The Jets front office were really impressed with
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  Speaker 2: how uninspired and totally lost the Lions defense looked the
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  Speaker 2: entire game, especially when they were unable to count how
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  Speaker 2: many men were on the field. That makes him a
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  Speaker 2: perfect fit for Jets football, and remember he even played
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  Speaker 2: there too, leading the Jets defense to a humiliating conference
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  Speaker 2: championship loss to the Broncos. Just sounds like a perfect
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  Speaker 2: fit to me.
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  Speaker 1: Just absolutely rock solid analysis and also sourcing that Dony
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  Speaker 1: and you have to move to that Ravens Bills game.
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  Speaker 1: Just an absolutely heart breaking loss for the Ravens. They
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  Speaker 1: lose to the Bills twenty seven to twenty five after
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  Speaker 1: Mark Andrews dropped the pass on the two point conversion
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  Speaker 1: that would have tied it. But yeah, you know, Dony,
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  Speaker 1: hate to say it, but if there's one person who
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  Speaker 1: really deserves the blame here, it's Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to agree.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Lamar Jackson forgot the cardinal rule, never trust
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  Speaker 2: a man with two first names. Yup, Mark Andrews, Yep,
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  Speaker 2: that right there. Should have told him, don't throw it
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  Speaker 2: to him. I mean, Lamar Jackson has surrounded himself with
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  Speaker 2: too many men with two first names yep.
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  Speaker 3: Derek, Henry, Justin Tucker.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, like Lamar doesn't understand because he has
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  Speaker 2: two first names. Lamar Jackson just really bad roster management
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  Speaker 2: by the Ravens and also Lamar.
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  Speaker 1: Just stagnantly bad football decisions all around that, Dony. And well,
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  Speaker 1: now we got to look at the other game in
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  Speaker 1: the AFC. You know, the Chiefs they beat the Texans,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, people they're saying, well, the Texans actually
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  Speaker 1: outplayed the Chiefs. But we got to disagree with that
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  Speaker 1: done totally. You just got to look at that Texans
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  Speaker 1: qby CJ. Stroud. This loss clearly falls squarely on his shoulders.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Dony, it was clear watching Stroud's performance that
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  Speaker 1: he didn't put in nearly the same level of preparation
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  Speaker 1: that Patrick Mahomes did. Did he?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I analyzed the game film and more importantly,
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  Speaker 2: the pregame film, and I didn't see CJ. Stroud do
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  Speaker 2: a single thing to butter up the refs. He didn't
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  Speaker 2: say high to them, or give them a Hello hug,
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  Speaker 2: or ask how their kids were doing, or even you know,
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  Speaker 2: give them an Olive Garden or Panera gift card so
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  Speaker 2: they could have a free meal after the game. Those
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  Speaker 2: are the things that Chiefs are so good at and
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  Speaker 2: clearly doing.
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  Speaker 4: And c J.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud and the Texans want to be competitive, they've got
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  Speaker 2: to start thinking to those things and buying more gift cards.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis that, Donny, and such a great way
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  Speaker 1: to close out this NFL reaction show. No, we almost
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  Speaker 1: made it out. Wait a second, Where the hell are
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  Speaker 1: you right in your studio? There?
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  Speaker 3: Where are you?
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  Speaker 4: What does that matter?
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  Speaker 3: What does that matter?
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  Speaker 1: You only produce this show, I guess, sir, Actually it's
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  Speaker 1: only union you could do any matter. Where are you
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  Speaker 1: up here?
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't matter?
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  Speaker 3: I'm here, where's here?
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  Speaker 4: I'm in the city.
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  Speaker 1: Do you were you watching the game.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I was in the theater.
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  Speaker 3: The theater.
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  Speaker 1: What you what we're seeing the Phantom of the Loser.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was the play Driving this Daisy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Doughty, it's a divisional round games A
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  Speaker 1: producers going to see a play.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I really wish you'd go see driving off
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  Speaker 2: a cliff.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'd like you to say.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you should see.
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  Speaker 1: What what do you?
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  Speaker 3: What is it? What go?
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  Speaker 4: You really think Nick Foles will retire after being out
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  Speaker 4: of the league for two years? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Bound to happen, But sources say it's a lock.
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  Speaker 4: Bro. Yeah, my source is Instagram, and Nick Foles just
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  Speaker 4: posted a photo of themselves having a coffee in Mexico City.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't think it's coming back next week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well we're going to send you to Mexico
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  Speaker 1: City where you're going to have a call thin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not going to be coming back to life.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh he's still talking, still talking.
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  Speaker 4: What you said the Commanders copy the Eagles by drafting
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  Speaker 4: Jaden Daniels.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The names sound alike and they play alike, do bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: No, first of all, that's not copying second, Jaden Daniels
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  Speaker 4: has a way better arm than Jaien Hurts. So that's
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  Speaker 4: a stretch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you want to see an arm, I'll show you
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  Speaker 1: an arm, my firearm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what will never be a stretch when you
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  Speaker 3: enter a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're done? Oh yeah, and you know why you're
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  Speaker 1: really done because I just got an email from the
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  Speaker 1: person who you'll say is on vacation. Guess who's booked
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  Speaker 1: on the show next week. Looks like you'll be in
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  Speaker 1: the country super Bowl hero Nick Foles as ramps up
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  Speaker 1: for the playoffs. Wait to hear that interview anyway, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: click all the descriptions in the links below. Homework, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: great job as always.
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  Speaker 3: Same to you, poorly another floorless show.
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  Speaker 1: Yo. We'll see a people later this week.
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  Speaker 3: See u