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- 1:49Speaker 4: Hey, everybody.
- 1:50Speaker 5: Happy Pride.
- 1:50Speaker 6: Today, we're switching things up a bit. On Friday night,
- 1:53Speaker 6: I did a very fun live show with Sarah Longwell
- 1:55Speaker 6: and Tim Miller from The Bulwark at the Lincoln Theater
- 1:58Speaker 6: in Washington, D.C. at World Pride. It was a fundraiser
- 2:01Speaker 6: benefiting the Immigrant Defenders Law Center, which represents people like
- 2:04Speaker 6: Andre Hernandez Romero and so many others who have been
- 2:06Speaker 6: disappeared without due process to El Salvador. It was a
- 2:09Speaker 6: serious topic, but a very fun show with some important
- 2:12Speaker 6: conversations and some very silly games. If you want to
- 2:15Speaker 6: help You can donate at votesaveamerica.com slash action for Andre.
- 2:20Speaker 6: We'll be back with a regular episode on Tuesday. But
- 2:22Speaker 6: in the meantime, here's a live show. Hope you like it. Welcome, everybody.
- 2:30Speaker 2: I was never a twink. Here's the thing. Love it.
- 2:38Speaker 2: So thank you all for coming out. I want to
- 2:41Speaker 2: tell you just a second about the origin story of this.
- 2:43Speaker 2: I was in the shower one day. Watch out. Usually
- 2:48Speaker 2: it's that. Usually it's that.
- 2:50Speaker 6: Calm down.
- 2:50Speaker 2: But in this case, I was thinking about how fucking
- 2:52Speaker 2: pissed I am that we're kidnapping gay people and sending
- 2:54Speaker 2: them to El Salvador. And so I get out of
- 2:55Speaker 2: the shower, and I texted Levitt. And I was like, Levitt,
- 3:00Speaker 2: we should do something for others for once. We should
- 3:03Speaker 2: stop being such narcissists who care about our own content creation.
- 3:07Speaker 2: We should do something for someone else. And he was like,
- 3:09Speaker 2: great idea, Tim. I was like, and let's try it.
- 3:11Speaker 6: I'll try anything once.
- 3:14Speaker 2: So then I was like, let's tie it to World Pride,
- 3:16Speaker 2: you know, so we can have one for him, one
- 3:18Speaker 2: for us on the back end. So we'll see you
- 3:19Speaker 2: all at Flower Factory later. Sarah, you got brought in. Why?
- 3:23Speaker 2: Are you here?
- 3:25Speaker 7: I think because somebody needed to be the top on
- 3:27Speaker 7: this stage.
- 3:27Speaker 6: Wow.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Nobody vetted.
- 3:33Speaker 6: I didn't vet that joke.
- 3:38Speaker 7: I didn't vet that joke.
- 3:39Speaker 6: No, sorry.
- 3:40Speaker 7: I just, I just, uh. It was important to have
- 3:44Speaker 7: a bipartisan event.
- 3:46Speaker 4: It was important to be diverse because this is a pro-democracy,
- 3:51Speaker 4: and I mean small-D democracy event.
- 3:55Speaker 7: I'm the pro-democracy, they're the small-D.
- 3:57Speaker 6: Wow.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
- 4:03Speaker 2: She's so proud of herself.
- 4:05Speaker 6: I didn't realize lesbians knew about jokes.
- 4:09Speaker 7: Okay, well, that's fine. That's fine.
- 4:11Speaker 4: But these guys were like, hey, we're going to go
- 4:14Speaker 4: in like pregame backstage.
- 4:15Speaker 7: We're going to do some shots. But they just took
- 4:17Speaker 7: prep shots. That's all they did.
- 4:19Speaker 2: It's a pill.
- 4:21Speaker 7: How am I supposed to know that?
- 4:22Speaker 6: I don't need them. My shot is ozempic.
- 4:27Speaker 2: And you're looking great. Thanks, buddy. We are going through
- 4:29Speaker 2: old pictures of you. And boy, big improvement. You're thriving
- 4:33Speaker 2: right now.
- 4:34Speaker 5: Thank you, buddy.
- 4:36Speaker 6: Thank you for saying that. It gets better. Uh, So,
- 4:44Speaker 6: you know, look, we wanna have fun, but also we're
- 4:47Speaker 6: here because this is a serious moment and we're really
- 4:51Speaker 6: grateful to everybody who was willing to come out during
- 4:54Speaker 6: World Pride to be here, to be part of this fundraiser,
- 4:57Speaker 6: to keep attention on the importance of freeing Andre and
- 5:01Speaker 6: all the others who have been disappeared to a gulag
- 5:04Speaker 6: in El Salvador in our name. Earlier today, I got
- 5:14Speaker 6: to witness something historic, which is I believe the first time,
- 5:18Speaker 6: Sarah Longwell, you've been like a participant in a protest.
- 5:22Speaker 7: It's the first protest I've ever been to, period.
- 5:27Speaker 6: And we were joking just now backstage, do you know
- 5:31Speaker 6: how much had to go fucking wrong in this society
- 5:34Speaker 6: for Sarah and I to get close? Do you know
- 5:38Speaker 6: how many different things we had to get wrong all
- 5:42Speaker 6: along the way for us to be here at the
- 5:44Speaker 6: Lincoln Theater together? This is against nature. This is when
- 5:51Speaker 6: a turtle and a horse are friends at a zoo.
- 5:57Speaker 6: It's not working.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Who's the horse? It's not working. I'm the horse, I think.
- 6:02Speaker 2: I think you have a slideshow, don't you?
- 6:03Speaker 6: Oh, is it we're up to the slideshow? Is it time?
- 6:05Speaker 2: I think so.
- 6:06Speaker 6: Okay, great.
- 6:06Speaker 2: Unless you've got more chit-chat you want to do.
- 6:09Speaker 6: We all know the name of Harvey Milk. Who Pete
- 6:15Speaker 6: Hegseth is trying to get his name off of a
- 6:18Speaker 6: Navy vessel. There's a Navy ship named after Harvey Milk.
- 6:21Speaker 6: And Pete Hegseth is like, got to do some cancel
- 6:25Speaker 6: culture on that ship. But Harvey Milk is not the first... elected,
- 6:31Speaker 6: gay elected official in this country is the first gay
- 6:34Speaker 6: man to be elected in this country because the... Isn't
- 6:36Speaker 6: that interesting? Really?
- 6:37Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
- 6:37Speaker 8: Yes.
- 6:38Speaker 6: Because the first person to be elected, openly gay person
- 6:42Speaker 6: to be elected is a lesbian from Michigan named Kathy Kozachenko,
- 6:46Speaker 6: I believe. And we don't know her name because lesbians
- 6:50Speaker 6: just don't do PR. They just... It's mostly, it's like
- 6:54Speaker 6: woodworking and that kind of a thing. It's the gay
- 6:56Speaker 6: guys that went in to PR....
- 7:02Speaker 4: That's funny because actually when we were promoting the show,
- 7:05Speaker 4: the advocate did a piece.
- 7:07Speaker 7: And my PR guy was the one pitching the piece.
- 7:10Speaker 4: And somehow the piece came out, Tim Miller and John
- 7:12Speaker 4: Lovett to co-host show.
- 7:15Speaker 2: The advocate knows what sells magazines.
- 7:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 7:21Speaker 2: That's how we put butts in the seats.
- 7:23Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 7:24Speaker 2: No pictures of women and axes in the advocate. That's
- 7:27Speaker 2: not going to do anything.
- 7:29Speaker 6: The point is... We owe a great deal to lesbians,
- 7:32Speaker 6: I've recently found out. And as a token of our gratitude,
- 7:38Speaker 6: we wanted to hope to make you feel perfectly at
- 7:43Speaker 6: ease during World Pride by showing you some options for
- 7:46Speaker 6: different lesbian styles you could embrace this weekend. Is it
- 7:51Speaker 6: a skirt?
- 7:52Speaker 7: Because I'm not wearing that.
- 7:54Speaker 6: Okay, so we can rule out a couple right there. Now,
- 7:58Speaker 6: we did manage to go into the archives, and we
- 8:01Speaker 6: found some options from your past. So let's show what
- 8:07Speaker 6: we've got here first.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Lumberjack chic.
- 8:15Speaker 6: I would say Lumber Jacqueline. Scarecrow with a master's degree.
- 8:21Speaker 7: I do love a flannel. Still.
- 8:25Speaker 2: You can't see the fingerless gloves in the photo, but
- 8:27Speaker 2: they're underneath.
- 8:30Speaker 6: Dwayne the Lesbian Johnson is an option for one of these. But...
- 8:36Speaker 6: Do we have any more of those? Oh, here's another.
- 8:38Speaker 6: We have this. That is... Yeah, I'm cute.
- 8:42Speaker 7: That's my wife.
- 8:44Speaker 2: I guess you are the top.
- 8:50Speaker 6: Can we go back to that one? So this version
- 8:55Speaker 6: of Sarah, we came up with a name for it,
- 8:57Speaker 6: which is Katie Langley. But look, there are many different
- 9:04Speaker 6: directions that you could go, which is why it's time
- 9:06Speaker 6: for a segment we're calling Cara Beaner, I Hardly Know Her. Now...
- 9:19Speaker 6: First up, we do have the lipstick lesbian, represented here
- 9:26Speaker 6: by Portia de Ronci.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Ooh, I'm gonna get out of the way here.
- 9:30Speaker 6: Now, the only downside here is you do run the
- 9:32Speaker 6: risk of being seduced by Ellen DeGeneres, and then having
- 9:36Speaker 6: to go live in the Cotswolds. I don't know what
- 9:38Speaker 6: that is, but it doesn't sound....
- 9:41Speaker 4: You are describing a lesbian fantasy right now, so I
- 9:43Speaker 4: don't know what the problem is.
- 9:45Speaker 6: Right, I don't know your culture. I don't know your culture.
- 9:49Speaker 6: Now next up as an option for you, now do
- 9:51Speaker 6: we have a, let's go to the next slide. Yes,
- 9:56Speaker 6: next up we have the power lesbians. Yes, I remember
- 9:59Speaker 6: the Sex and the City episode. Yes, of course you do. Oh,
- 10:02Speaker 6: I'm in there. Yeah, obviously you're pretty much at ease
- 10:05Speaker 6: in this photo. This doesn't feel like much of a
- 10:08Speaker 6: stretch for you. Would you consider yourself a power lesbian?
- 10:12Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so.
- 10:16Speaker 2: A little humility, please, God.
- 10:20Speaker 9: Okay.
- 10:21Speaker 6: What? What did Tim say?
- 10:22Speaker 2: A little humility. I mean, you're not supposed to call
- 10:25Speaker 2: yourself a power lesbian. That's supposed to be a title
- 10:27Speaker 2: bestowed upon you, I think, by others.
- 10:29Speaker 6: That's the kind of thing someone who's not a power
- 10:30Speaker 6: lesbian would say. Any power lesbian would describe herself as such.
- 10:37Speaker 6: And if you can't, you're not, bitch.
- 10:39Speaker 8: All right.
- 10:41Speaker 6: Next up, we have granola lesbians.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Okay.
- 10:46Speaker 6: Okay.
- 10:49Speaker 7: I look fine gray.
- 10:51Speaker 6: A Subaru-sophic, we call them. It's comfortable shoes, cargo shorts.
- 10:57Speaker 6: It would be very practical during the parade. Something to
- 11:01Speaker 6: think about. You might get hit by those national park
- 11:05Speaker 6: budget cuts by Trump.
- 11:08Speaker 7: That has been hard on the lesbians, actually.
- 11:09Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:11Speaker 7: We do like to camp.
- 11:12Speaker 6: Yeah, you do like to camp.
- 11:14Speaker 7: You guys like camp. We like to camp.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:18Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Wow. Nobody likes to camp.
- 11:24Speaker 3: No.
- 11:24Speaker 2: I refuse to believe that anyone actually likes to camp.
- 11:26Speaker 7: My friends are camping right now without me.
- 11:28Speaker 6: I had to skip it.
- 11:29Speaker 7: To come to this show.
- 11:31Speaker 11: Wow.
- 11:32Speaker 2: You're welcome.
- 11:34Speaker 6: No, I don't understand camping either, but that's why the
- 11:38Speaker 6: flag has different colors on it, you know? That's why
- 11:41Speaker 6: we have different... That's why straight.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Women are our natural allies. Hello, straight women. You don't
- 11:44Speaker 2: like to camp either, do you? You don't like to camp.
- 11:48Speaker 6: Yes, I often believe that the next great political realignment
- 11:52Speaker 6: is when the straight women and the gay guys join
- 11:55Speaker 6: forces and the straight guys and the lesbians join forces
- 11:58Speaker 6: and that becomes our political divide.
- 12:01Speaker 7: Do we want to take a winner in that fight?
- 12:09Speaker 6: We'll do whatever you say. Next up, a classic, a
- 12:15Speaker 6: classic direction. We have the masks. Now, oh, there we go. Now,
- 12:24Speaker 6: this is working for Tim, so that's a bad sign. Now,
- 12:31Speaker 6: TikTok has declared a mask shortage. And, you know, you're
- 12:35Speaker 6: a former Republican, so you care a lot about a
- 12:37Speaker 6: free market. That's an opportunity for you. There's a market
- 12:41Speaker 6: opening for some more masculine Sarah Longwell. Have you thought
- 12:43Speaker 6: about shorter hair, spikes, maybe kind of more tattoos?
- 12:46Speaker 7: Oh, he was saying mask with a C.
- 12:48Speaker 4: I thought he was talking about like COVID masks.
- 12:52Speaker 6: Get out of here, Fauci. Nobody's talking about masks. Wait, no, no,
- 12:55Speaker 6: I'm talking about masculine, a masculine lesbian. Well, if this
- 12:59Speaker 6: isn't your style, we can try soft butch.
- 13:03Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:06Speaker 6: Respected, classy, androgynous.
- 13:10Speaker 7: I think a sweater vest is up my alley, actually.
- 13:12Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I think we could reach for one of
- 13:15Speaker 6: those in your closet for sure. And then I think
- 13:18Speaker 6: one last one. I think we have Diesel Dyke. That's
- 13:26Speaker 6: Rosa Delario.
- 13:27Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 13:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:29Speaker 6: I like, honestly, I think you could try that.
- 13:31Speaker 2: I really do too.
- 13:32Speaker 6: I think shave the sides of your head. I mean, honestly.
- 13:36Speaker 2: This could work for you.
- 13:39Speaker 7: Thank you, straight man in the audience.
- 13:47Speaker 6: Get that attitude the fuck out of here.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 13:50Speaker 6: It is pride month, sir. It's pride month. We say
- 13:53Speaker 6: yes to whatever. And finally, just as one last option,
- 13:58Speaker 6: we have the Elvira Goth era that you could perhaps enter.
- 14:03Speaker 6: That's where we would like to see you by the
- 14:08Speaker 6: end of this Pride.
- 14:12Speaker 2: I feel like I should have worked harder.
- 14:14Speaker 7: On my photo bits after this.
- 14:17Speaker 6: So, Sarah, that's all a way of saying, you know,
- 14:20Speaker 6: we want you to try any one of these directions.
- 14:23Speaker 6: We hope that even though Tim and I do, take
- 14:25Speaker 6: up as much space as there is.
- 14:28Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 14:30Speaker 4: I look forward to interrupting you guys a lot during
- 14:33Speaker 4: this show as you talk.
- 14:35Speaker 2: I don't like the sound of that.
- 14:38Speaker 7: A form of historical retaliation.
- 14:40Speaker 6: And I love that for us. Yeah. But now, I understand, Sarah,
- 14:45Speaker 6: you've collected a dossier of your own.
- 14:48Speaker 7: So here's the thing. Tim and I actually go way back,
- 14:53Speaker 7: like recliners back. We have been.
- 14:55Speaker 4: Friends since 2006 when I had to go pick him
- 15:00Speaker 4: up after the cops arrested him.
- 15:01Speaker 7: And for some reason, his first call was to his boss.
- 15:05Speaker 4: Because they needed a responsible adult to pick him up
- 15:08Speaker 4: and drive his trust fund Cadillac.
- 15:10Speaker 7: Home for him?
- 15:11Speaker 2: I don't recall this. Did that happen?
- 15:16Speaker 7: That's a real thing that happened.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Are you sure?
- 15:18Speaker 4: I remember pulling up in the cab. Because I also
- 15:20Speaker 4: had a life. I was also out partying.
- 15:23Speaker 6: And I had to pull up in a cab. Let's
- 15:24Speaker 6: try to keep this believable.
- 15:28Speaker 4: I pull up in a cab and this guy is
- 15:30Speaker 4: sitting on the curb.
- 15:31Speaker 7: It's almost Christmas.
- 15:32Speaker 4: I remember because the cop, wished me a Merry Christmas
- 15:35Speaker 4: as I was taking Tim away. And Tim's sitting there
- 15:37Speaker 4: in the tiniest little glittery tank top you've ever seen
- 15:41Speaker 4: while the cop lights are going, the red and whites
- 15:43Speaker 4: are spinning.
- 15:45Speaker 6: I remember the cabbie said to me.
- 15:46Speaker 2: You know, coming out is a challenge, okay? And I
- 15:49Speaker 2: went through some rocky times. I'm sure there are people
- 15:51Speaker 2: in the room who can relate to that. It's not
- 15:53Speaker 2: nice to bully me about it all these years later.
- 15:56Speaker 7: Well, I told you, somebody's got to bring the top energy.
- 15:59Speaker 7: So anyway, so Tim and I.
- 16:02Speaker 6: Tim and I.
- 16:03Speaker 4: have been friends for a very long time. And so
- 16:05Speaker 4: I have a lot of old pictures of Tim. And
- 16:07Speaker 4: so I thought we'd just do something really quickly called
- 16:09Speaker 4: the Tim Eras Tour.
- 16:13Speaker 6: I love this.
- 16:14Speaker 2: That sounds fun. I love this.
- 16:16Speaker 7: Let's go.
- 16:16Speaker 4: This is the Tim Beard Era.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Holy shit.
- 16:24Speaker 6: Look at that. That is hot.
- 16:26Speaker 2: I want to draw your attention to the fact that
- 16:27Speaker 2: I spilled my drink all over my shirt.
- 16:30Speaker 6: Look, Tim, if you had kept that up a little
- 16:32Speaker 6: bit longer, you could have been Speaker of the House.
- 16:43Speaker 7: What else we got? Oh, yeah, I call this Tim's
- 16:46Speaker 7: Free Palestine Era. That's Tim's husband, actually. Look how far
- 16:52Speaker 7: we go back.
- 16:54Speaker 2: That's Tyler.
- 16:55Speaker 7: That was Pride of 2008.
- 16:57Speaker 6: How about that?
- 17:01Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, okay. This is Tim's frat bro era.
- 17:05Speaker 4: What are you, chugging a 40 at the RNC headquarters?
- 17:08Speaker 6: Wait a second. Who is that in the background?
- 17:11Speaker 7: Is that Sean Spicer?
- 17:13Speaker 9: That is Sean fucking Spicer. Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.
- 17:31Speaker 6: And if I kept that up, I'd be on Newsmax.
- 17:34Speaker 6: That's how quickly we could have our own dictator on
- 17:36Speaker 6: our side. It's that fast. On a fucking dime.
- 17:40Speaker 2: On a dime. Sorry, Sarah.
- 17:42Speaker 6: Please continue. I'm sorry. Sorry for them.
- 17:45Speaker 7: Look at this twink schoolboy era.
- 17:47Speaker 2: That's hot.
- 17:50Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 17:51Speaker 4: This was around the time I met Tim, and he
- 17:54Speaker 4: had a pair of fake glasses that he wore. This
- 17:57Speaker 4: was his Superman to Clark Kent thing that he did.
- 18:00Speaker 7: It was like, Glasses straight. Glasses off.
- 18:03Speaker 6: Gay.
- 18:07Speaker 7: They were not prescription.
- 18:10Speaker 2: I did wear non-prescription spectacles. Oh my.
- 18:14Speaker 6: You know. Yeah. For those listening. I was. For those.
- 18:24Speaker 2: It was a gag.
- 18:26Speaker 6: For those listening. That is a photo of Tim, Sarah,
- 18:32Speaker 6: and another Sarah Palin of Alaska. You know what's so funny?
- 18:38Speaker 6: You hear former Republican, but then you feel it. Then
- 18:44Speaker 6: you feel it right here in the middle of the chest.
- 18:48Speaker 2: You betcha.
- 18:51Speaker 4: I call this Tim's Why We Did It era. which
- 18:56Speaker 4: you only know if you've read Tim's book, but it's
- 18:58Speaker 4: a good joke if you've got Tim's book.
- 19:00Speaker 7: All right, next one. This is Tim's Please Clap era.
- 19:03Speaker 6: We have Tim and Jeb Bush.
- 19:08Speaker 3: Wow.
- 19:09Speaker 6: Now, look at this. This is just.
- 19:12Speaker 2: If only we had Jeb. You guys didn't fucking deserve Jeb, okay?
- 19:16Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any of this nonsense.
- 19:21Speaker 6: If only we had Jeb, people say to themselves all
- 19:23Speaker 6: the time.
- 19:28Speaker 7: Last one.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Okay.
- 19:31Speaker 2: That's not cute. I said only cute pictures.
- 19:34Speaker 7: Lastly, this is Tim's finally famous era.
- 19:37Speaker 4: And I want you to know this is from the
- 19:39Speaker 4: other day when Tim yelled at our staff because he
- 19:42Speaker 4: didn't look cute enough in his YouTube photo.
- 19:44Speaker 6: And honestly, you know what?
- 19:46Speaker 7: And he made them change it. You know what?
- 19:48Speaker 2: You know what?
- 19:49Speaker 6: That's exactly what Tim should do. That face is his
- 19:53Speaker 6: goddamn moneymaker.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Thank you. All right?
- 19:55Speaker 6: And we can't do anything in private. We can be
- 19:57Speaker 6: honest about the fact that we want to be looking
- 19:58Speaker 6: good on these fucking YouTubes.
- 20:01Speaker 2: All right, Sarah? Sarah?
- 20:03Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 20:03Speaker 7: All right.
- 20:04Speaker 4: That's all my Tim, but I do have a bonus
- 20:07Speaker 4: for Lovett, because I didn't have old pictures of him.
- 20:09Speaker 4: His freshman year college roommate and I worked together, and
- 20:13Speaker 4: I was like, give me something. And he said no.
- 20:17Speaker 4: So John must be like a scary gay.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Loyalty. Yeah.
- 20:25Speaker 6: Loyalty.
- 20:26Speaker 7: So I had to do something else.
- 20:27Speaker 4: So one thing that John and I have in common
- 20:30Speaker 4: is that we both love the show Survivor. I've watched
- 20:36Speaker 4: every season of Survivor, and when I saw that they
- 20:40Speaker 4: announced John Lovett was going to be on the show, I.
- 20:42Speaker 7: Was so fucking pissed.
- 20:45Speaker 4: I was like, now they will never have another gay
- 20:49Speaker 4: middle-aged podcaster on the show, and I've missed it.
- 20:52Speaker 7: I'll never get to do this. Luckily, this happened.
- 20:58Speaker 3: First person voted out of Survivor 47, John.
- 21:01Speaker 5: That's four, that's enough.
- 21:02Speaker 2: You need to bring me your torch. They misspelled your name?
- 21:12Speaker 6: Let's just watch the whole fucking thing. Relive it! Relive
- 21:15Speaker 6: it all!
- 21:15Speaker 2: Play it again!
- 21:16Speaker 6: We're in Bright and Fast.
- 21:20Speaker 4: Time to go. Alright. See ya.
- 21:23Speaker 7: Bye, James.
- 21:26Speaker 2: You know, um.
- 21:29Speaker 2: I have a little behind the scenes story from one
- 21:31Speaker 2: of our podcasts in the period between when John came
- 21:34Speaker 2: home from Survivor and when they announced that he was
- 21:36Speaker 2: the first person eliminated. We did a podcast together and
- 21:40Speaker 2: on the show I was like, by the way, I
- 21:42Speaker 2: know you did terrible. And he goes, how do you know?
- 21:44Speaker 2: I said, you look exactly the same as when you left.
- 21:48Speaker 2: And I've seen the end of Survivor and people that
- 21:50Speaker 2: make it long, they get tanned, they lose weight. So
- 21:52Speaker 2: I was like, you look the same. And he made
- 21:54Speaker 2: me cut it. He was like, Sherry Redstone will get
- 21:57Speaker 2: mad at me and CBS if we leave it in.
- 22:00Speaker 7: Oh, Sherry Redstone.
- 22:03Speaker 6: There is a fragile alliance between former Republicans and current Democrats.
- 22:09Speaker 6: Fragile alliance. Okay, okay.
- 22:12Speaker 7: Well, this is my last thing. I did get this
- 22:16Speaker 7: one picture out of your roommate. Which is.
- 22:22Speaker 6: So here's the thing.
- 22:23Speaker 4: I just have to ask you, because I think I
- 22:27Speaker 4: might know why you lost.
- 22:29Speaker 7: Are you practicing making fire just on concrete?
- 22:34Speaker 6: I was learning how to spark the flint. I was
- 22:37Speaker 6: really trying to get the fire started. I was learning.
- 22:40Speaker 6: I bought a machete on Amazon. Which you shouldn't be
- 22:44Speaker 6: able to do, and yet. And yet, but yes, that
- 22:48Speaker 6: is me trying to learn how to make fire, which
- 22:50Speaker 6: if I had managed to miss more than three dinners,
- 22:54Speaker 6: you might have seen.
- 22:57Speaker 7: Okay, that's the end of my bit. That's the end
- 22:59Speaker 7: of my photos bit.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Yikes. Can you make fire?
- 23:03Speaker 6: I can make fire. I learned to make fire. Not
- 23:06Speaker 6: as good at making friends, but I can make fire.
- 23:08Speaker 6: Turns out you got to make fire and you got
- 23:10Speaker 6: to make friends.
- 23:11Speaker 4: Which was harder for you, getting voted off first or
- 23:14Speaker 4: the fact that none of them had heard of your podcast?
- 23:18Speaker 6: When we come back.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Excuse me. We're staying.
- 23:21Speaker 6: We have one more little item.
- 23:22Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
- 23:22Speaker 7: You're right.
- 23:23Speaker 6: You're right.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's okay. We added it to the
- 23:25Speaker 2: show late. So it's fine. It makes sense. I just
- 23:28Speaker 2: figured that since we had the world's messiest divorce during
- 23:31Speaker 2: Pride Month, we should probably just talk about it a
- 23:37Speaker 2: little bit. So, you know, my take on this might
- 23:41Speaker 2: be a little different than you expect, because I was
- 23:43Speaker 2: thinking about it on the plane here, and I was like,
- 23:45Speaker 2: you know, thinking about Donald and Elon, gay men in
- 23:50Speaker 2: the crowd, maybe there's more that unites us than divides us,
- 23:53Speaker 2: it turns out. I know, it doesn't seem likely, but
- 23:56Speaker 2: bear with me here. You have a relationship between two
- 23:59Speaker 2: white male narcissists. It hits the skids. The breakup explodes
- 24:04Speaker 2: in a messy ketamine-fueled catfight. There's accusations of bad behavior
- 24:11Speaker 2: at sex parties. And reckless spending of the couple's finances.
- 24:20Speaker 2: It's a gale as old as time. I'm surprised this
- 24:22Speaker 2: didn't burst out into the open at a 14th Street brunch.
- 24:26Speaker 2: We've all seen the arc. The only question I have
- 24:30Speaker 2: is which one spirals and spends the night taking strangers
- 24:33Speaker 2: loads in the dark room at the Green Lantern? My
- 24:38Speaker 2: money's on Elon. Was that too much?
- 24:44Speaker 6: No, I don't think so.
- 24:45Speaker 2: You can keep that one as a souvenir. I can't throw.
- 24:47Speaker 2: I'm gay. We'll give it to you later. I also
- 24:51Speaker 2: feel like we're kind of living a preview of the
- 24:53Speaker 2: Sophie's Choice facing the children of gay divorce. I don't
- 24:55Speaker 2: know about you. I feel bad for those children. Like,
- 24:58Speaker 2: imagine having to choose who you want to have custody.
- 25:01Speaker 2: The K-hole circuit dad or the cunty theater queen? Talk
- 25:06Speaker 2: about hard choices by Hillary Clinton. Did you write any
- 25:11Speaker 2: of that? No, I'm not involved. One other thing I
- 25:14Speaker 2: never expected from this whole saga was that a straight
- 25:17Speaker 2: man would end up becoming the poster boy for mixing
- 25:19Speaker 2: meth and K. I thought that was our thing.
- 25:24Speaker 7: I don't understand any of these jokes.
- 25:28Speaker 2: That's great. The jokes are for the seven gay men
- 25:31Speaker 2: of the age of 50 in the crowd. What's up, boys?
- 25:35Speaker 2: The good news is now we get a name for
- 25:38Speaker 2: getting so geeked on a Kay and Tina snowball that
- 25:42Speaker 2: you spend all night posting onto sniffies or X. We
- 25:47Speaker 2: can call it getting doged. And let me tell you guys,
- 25:52Speaker 2: if you're out there after that Troye Sivan show tomorrow,
- 25:55Speaker 2: boys are going to be getting doged all over town.
- 25:57Speaker 2: So watch your apps.
- 25:59Speaker 6: That was beautiful, Tim.
- 26:00Speaker 2: That's all we got. That was my tight five on
- 26:02Speaker 2: the gay divorce. Yes.
- 26:05Speaker 6: And on that note, when we come back, Tim is
- 26:10Speaker 6: going to sit down with Andre Hernandez, Romero's lawyer, to
- 26:13Speaker 6: talk about what brought us all here together. So we'll
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- 27:40Speaker 2: You don't get the fancy intro like everybody else? Okay,
- 27:43Speaker 2: introduce yourself. Tell everybody who we're talking to.
- 27:45Speaker 7: Hi, everybody.
- 27:46Speaker 10: I'm Lindsay Toslowski. I'm the president and CEO of the
- 27:50Speaker 10: Immigrant Defenders Law Center.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Thank you. It's so great to see you in person, finally,
- 27:59Speaker 2: after all of our Twitter DMs. It's unfortunate we had
- 28:02Speaker 2: to use Elon's platform to talk, but it's nice that
- 28:04Speaker 2: he brought us together.
- 28:05Speaker 10: I'm glad he brought us together.
- 28:07Speaker 2: I'm just so appreciative of all the work that you're doing,
- 28:10Speaker 2: and I'm so grateful that we were able to support
- 28:13Speaker 2: your guys' work with this event tonight.
- 28:14Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 28:16Speaker 2: I should say I got a text from Congressman Richie
- 28:18Speaker 2: Torres' folks. They donated $ 1, 000 to your group as well
- 28:21Speaker 2: since he couldn't be here tonight. So we're doing the
- 28:23Speaker 2: best we can. But I thought that, why don't you
- 28:26Speaker 2: start by just telling us about Andre and how you
- 28:29Speaker 2: got to know him and how you got to represent him. Sure.
- 28:33Speaker 10: So Andre is an asylum seeker from Venezuela.
- 28:37Speaker 2: He came to the U.S. last year.
- 28:40Speaker 10: When he was in Venezuela as a gay man, he
- 28:43Speaker 10: faced incredible discrimination He also was politically persecuted. He was
- 28:50Speaker 10: physically hurt. He was followed home by police officers. So
- 28:54Speaker 10: he made the incredibly difficult decision to come to the U.S.
- 28:57Speaker 10: But he had a really rich life there. He's been
- 29:01Speaker 10: in a theater troupe since he was seven years old.
- 29:03Speaker 10: He actually worked on the Miss Venezuela pageant. He was
- 29:08Speaker 10: in pageants himself as a contestant.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Now, is that common in Venezuela for Trenderagua men to
- 29:13Speaker 2: be working on the Miss Venezuela pageant?
- 29:16Speaker 10: I don't think that's been a cover I've seen before.
- 29:19Speaker 6: Not common.
- 29:21Speaker 10: He also worked professionally as a makeup artist. He had
- 29:25Speaker 10: this really rich life. He's close to his mom. So
- 29:27Speaker 10: for him to flee and come to the United States,
- 29:30Speaker 10: things were really bad. And it was really difficult for
- 29:33Speaker 10: him to live authentically there. So he came to the U.S.
- 29:37Speaker 10: and he did everything that we were asking people to
- 29:39Speaker 10: do he made an appointment he waited in Tijuana for
- 29:43Speaker 10: that appointment he once he got into the U.S. he
- 29:47Speaker 10: was kept in an ICE prison in San Diego from
- 29:50Speaker 10: the moment he arrived here he's never stepped free in
- 29:53Speaker 10: the United States at all During that time, he passed
- 29:57Speaker 10: his credible fear interview, which means he was on his
- 29:59Speaker 10: way to getting asylum. We started representing him in December
- 30:04Speaker 10: of last year. We were in the process of waiting
- 30:07Speaker 10: for a court hearing for him. And he was disappeared
- 30:10Speaker 10: by the Trump administration on March 15th.
- 30:14Speaker 2: And so since you had started, you'd been talking to
- 30:17Speaker 2: him that time. I mean, did you kind of expect that?
- 30:19Speaker 2: Or what was the situation between kind of December and March?
- 30:22Speaker 10: Yeah, so we were getting ready to move forward with
- 30:24Speaker 10: his asylum case. We had a hearing on March 13th.
- 30:28Speaker 10: He was really suffering in an ICE detention center, which
- 30:31Speaker 10: is one of the reasons that we worry so much
- 30:34Speaker 10: about what it's like for him now in a torture
- 30:37Speaker 10: prison in El Salvador.
- 30:38Speaker 2: Suffering how?
- 30:40Speaker 10: Suffering, he was sexually harassed. He had actually made complaints.
- 30:45Speaker 10: This is a detention center in San Diego. But he
- 30:48Speaker 10: also was doing other things while he was there, including...
- 30:52Speaker 10: At one point, he gave us a, it was sort
- 30:54Speaker 10: of like a business plan, a 19-page business plan that
- 30:58Speaker 10: he had created for a nonprofit that he wanted to start.
- 31:02Speaker 10: And it was to help kids who were homeless and
- 31:04Speaker 10: to help other gay kids. And he was planning to
- 31:09Speaker 10: do that once he got out. And he wanted to
- 31:10Speaker 10: know if we could show it to the judge to
- 31:13Speaker 10: show that he had good intentions here in the US.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Now you do a lot of these cases. Bring him
- 31:19Speaker 2: fucking back. It's ridiculous. You know, the Andre case has
- 31:26Speaker 2: just taken up so much of, it's good, it's gotten attention,
- 31:29Speaker 2: taken so much of my brain power, but I know
- 31:32Speaker 2: you represent other folks as well. Are there any other
- 31:34Speaker 2: stories you want to tell us about the people that
- 31:36Speaker 2: you represent that are in El Salvador?
- 31:38Speaker 10: So we represent eight other men who are also at
- 31:41Speaker 10: the same Secot prison in El Salvador that Andre is.
- 31:45Speaker 10: One of them is Arturo Suarez. He's a professional singer.
- 31:48Speaker 10: He actually had a baby born since he's been there.
- 31:52Speaker 10: who he's never met. Another is Miguel Rojas Mendoza. He
- 31:57Speaker 10: was picked up in Louisiana while working as a horse
- 31:59Speaker 10: trainer and rancher. He actually had TPS, so he had
- 32:04Speaker 10: protected status here in the United States. He has two children,
- 32:08Speaker 10: and his children's names were the tattoos that he had
- 32:11Speaker 10: that likely landed him there. And there are so many
- 32:14Speaker 10: other stories, so many other Andres that could be part
- 32:18Speaker 10: of the more than 235 men.
- 32:20Speaker 7: Who were sent on those U.S.
- 32:22Speaker 10: Government planes to El Salvador.
- 32:25Speaker 2: How do you not become just consumed by rage, murderous rage?
- 32:29Speaker 2: That's a personal question. I'm looking for advice.
- 32:32Speaker 10: You know, I think that every single day that I'm here,
- 32:36Speaker 10: I feel like I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to
- 32:38Speaker 10: be doing. And I think all of the other.
- 32:40Speaker 2: And.
- 32:44Speaker 6: I....
- 32:46Speaker 10: And I think all of the other, we have a
- 32:48Speaker 10: huge team that's working on Anthony's case, other immigrant defenders,
- 32:52Speaker 10: other colleagues. We have a case that is actually the
- 32:55Speaker 10: JGG versus Trump case. It's happening here right now. We
- 32:59Speaker 10: got a positive decision this week. So we are keeping
- 33:03Speaker 10: hope alive. I believe, I know in my heart that
- 33:07Speaker 10: we will get him back and we're not gonna stop
- 33:10Speaker 10: fighting until we do. And so I think to answer
- 33:13Speaker 10: your question about rage, We're channeling our rage for good
- 33:17Speaker 10: at this moment because what the hell else are we
- 33:19Speaker 10: going to do?
- 33:19Speaker 8: Okay.
- 33:23Speaker 2: I'm just going to play that back to myself from
- 33:25Speaker 2: time to time to try to use your wisdom to
- 33:27Speaker 2: help me out. Okay, we had a little news today
- 33:29Speaker 2: with the Kilmer-Obrego-Garcia case. I guess, kind of. I mean,
- 33:33Speaker 2: it's good, but also, fuck these people. Just from the
- 33:37Speaker 2: legal perspective, what does that development say to you about
- 33:42Speaker 2: all these other cases?
- 33:43Speaker 10: So the news that we got in Kilmar's case is
- 33:46Speaker 10: that he's on his way back to the United States.
- 33:49Speaker 10: What that says to me is they need to stop
- 33:51Speaker 10: lying that it's impossible. And if they can bring him back,
- 33:54Speaker 10: they can bring Antri back.
- 33:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:59Speaker 2: And this is the thing about all these cases. The
- 34:02Speaker 2: reason why they're bringing Kilmar back is because they want
- 34:04Speaker 2: to make it about the details of Kilmar's life, which
- 34:06Speaker 2: I don't know about one way or the other. But
- 34:08Speaker 2: that's the fucking point here. You can't kidnap 250 people
- 34:12Speaker 2: send them to a foreign gulag, and then just be like, well, whatever,
- 34:15Speaker 2: we'll see what happens. Some of them are bad guys,
- 34:16Speaker 2: some of them, right? Like that is the issue here.
- 34:20Speaker 2: And so how do you think about like framing that
- 34:22Speaker 2: for people so we don't get bogged down in the
- 34:24Speaker 2: details of individual cases?
- 34:26Speaker 10: Right, in many ways what happened, I mean, there's lots
- 34:29Speaker 10: of legal things I could tell you about the Alien
- 34:31Speaker 10: Enemies Act and all these things, and I won't.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 34:34Speaker 7: You're welcome.
- 34:36Speaker 10: But what I can say is that his case is
- 34:38Speaker 10: fundamentally about due process. And due process is most important
- 34:42Speaker 10: when the government is accusing you of a crime or
- 34:44Speaker 10: alleging you are a gang member. The only thing that
- 34:47Speaker 10: stands between any of us ending up in a prison
- 34:50Speaker 10: in El Salvador just like Andree is the fact that
- 34:53Speaker 10: we have due process, we have constitutional rights. When those
- 34:57Speaker 10: are trampled, when you are, like Andree, whisked away without
- 35:02Speaker 10: getting to speak to your lawyer, without knowing where you
- 35:04Speaker 10: are going, without being given an opportunity to refute what
- 35:08Speaker 10: the government is saying about you, your day in court,
- 35:11Speaker 10: this is what happens. And if it can happen to him,
- 35:14Speaker 10: it could happen to any one of us. And that's
- 35:16Speaker 10: why this case is not just about Andri. It's not
- 35:19Speaker 10: just about the 240 men. It's about the future of
- 35:21Speaker 10: our democracy and whether or not we're going to fight
- 35:24Speaker 10: for it.
- 35:24Speaker 2: All right, last thing. What can, obviously, folks here care
- 35:31Speaker 2: about this. They showed up tonight. We really appreciate all
- 35:33Speaker 2: of you. What else can people do?
- 35:34Speaker 10: Well, we're so grateful for this. You know, donating to
- 35:38Speaker 10: organizations like Immigrant Offenders Law Center and our partner organizations
- 35:42Speaker 10: is so important because it helps us to do this work.
- 35:45Speaker 10: All of our work is done for free for the clients.
- 35:48Speaker 10: And so being here is really important. But we're asking
- 35:51Speaker 10: people to continue to shine a light on this case.
- 35:54Speaker 10: continue to lift up his story, lift up the stories
- 35:57Speaker 10: of all these men. You can go to FreeAndre.org and
- 36:00Speaker 10: you will see toolkits so you can reach out to
- 36:02Speaker 10: your elected representatives. But really, the US government here, the
- 36:06Speaker 10: Trump administration, they are trying to erase his existence. And
- 36:10Speaker 10: so what we need people to do is keep his
- 36:13Speaker 10: story alive.
- 36:14Speaker 7: Don't let them erase him.
- 36:16Speaker 10: And most importantly, talk to your family and friends, those
- 36:19Speaker 10: that live in Republican districts. Make sure that they are
- 36:21Speaker 10: going to town halls, that they are asking the questions
- 36:24Speaker 10: about when Andre is coming back and when he's going
- 36:27Speaker 10: to get his day in court. That is the best
- 36:29Speaker 10: thing that people can do.
- 36:30Speaker 2: I admire you so much. Thank you so much for
- 36:33Speaker 2: everything you're doing. That's Lindsay. Appreciate her. Thank you, everybody. Yeah,
- 36:36Speaker 2: stand up. All right, up next, I don't know, Levitt's
- 36:44Speaker 2: going to do something. Oh, wait, I get to stay.
- 36:48Speaker 6: You stay. You stay there, Tim. It's time to bring
- 36:53Speaker 6: back one of our classic, classic segments. Now, it has
- 36:59Speaker 6: another name, but tonight, in honor of Pride, we're going
- 37:02Speaker 6: to call it something slightly different because it's time for
- 37:05Speaker 6: a segment we call Bitch, Stop! And here's how it works.
- 37:15Speaker 2: We roll a clip.
- 37:17Speaker 6: And whatever we like, we say, bitch, stop, to talk
- 37:20Speaker 6: about it. Tonight, we have Jesse Waters.
- 37:25Speaker 7: Bitch, stop.
- 37:29Speaker 6: Talking about what else? The human form. Let's roll the clip.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Now, I was at a resort a little while back,
- 37:38Speaker 3: and I saw Senator Thune at the gym.
- 37:41Speaker 6: The man is jacked, and the guy is in great shape, and.
- 37:44Speaker 3: He lifts hard.
- 37:45Speaker 12: And you look at Schumer, he's.
- 37:48Speaker 7: Built like a woman.
- 37:49Speaker 3: Now, men do not want to be led by the
- 37:52Speaker 3: party of women.
- 37:53Speaker 7: Bitch, stop.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Hate to hand it to Jesse Waters, but I don't know.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Show me the lie. My husband's a big John Thune
- 38:05Speaker 2: fan over there. He's getting excited. Just listen to the description.
- 38:08Speaker 6: Oh, you like that kind of.
- 38:09Speaker 5: Okay.
- 38:11Speaker 6: So, I'm sorry. 20 years ago, you had a crush
- 38:13Speaker 6: on John Thune? Wow. That strong jaw. Is he a
- 38:17Speaker 6: Dakota man?
- 38:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 38:20Speaker 11: Nice.
- 38:20Speaker 7: I have a question. Do men refuse to be led
- 38:25Speaker 7: by women?
- 38:31Speaker 2: I don't know if you want the answer to that.
- 38:33Speaker 7: You guys, as best I can tell, follow drag queens
- 38:36Speaker 7: around everywhere. And you're telling.
- 38:38Speaker 2: A little something you might need to know about drag queens.
- 38:44Speaker 6: I walked into that one.
- 38:45Speaker 2: I had a drag queen. We had a drag queen
- 38:48Speaker 2: show up to... This is the second Tyler shout-out of
- 38:50Speaker 2: the segment to his 40th birthday party. He's 40 now.
- 38:52Speaker 2: My father came. And the drag queen walks into the event.
- 38:55Speaker 2: And my dad looks at my sister-in-law and he's like,
- 38:58Speaker 2: that's a man, right? That was Sarah as well. Not
- 39:02Speaker 2: sure exactly what's happening underneath the wing.
- 39:04Speaker 6: I also just think it's a funny thing to say
- 39:06Speaker 6: because it's like, are people really following John Thune? Is
- 39:09Speaker 6: John Thune our leader?
- 39:10Speaker 2: Well, that's a good question. I mean, he's live, though,
- 39:15Speaker 2: you have to say, about John Thune.
- 39:16Speaker 6: He's very fit.
- 39:17Speaker 2: That's true.
- 39:19Speaker 6: That's true. And it is also fair to say that
- 39:21Speaker 6: sometimes with Chuck Schumer, the medium is the message. You
- 39:23Speaker 6: know what I'm saying?
- 39:24Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, what I remember about Schumer is I
- 39:26Speaker 4: remember when he was like, the people are aroused.
- 39:29Speaker 6: I've never seen.
- 39:30Speaker 7: the people so aroused.
- 39:31Speaker 4: And I thought, Chuck Schumer, you might need to, it
- 39:36Speaker 4: might be time, man. It might be time for something else.
- 39:39Speaker 6: I also just, wow.
- 39:43Speaker 7: No shade to Chuck Schumer, but, and it has nothing
- 39:46Speaker 7: to do with his gym. Wait, just actually real quick.
- 39:49Speaker 4: What is the obsession among Republican men now to talk
- 39:53Speaker 4: about what.
- 39:54Speaker 7: It means to be a man? This is a weird
- 39:58Speaker 7: thing that's going on.
- 40:00Speaker 2: You're turning to me for my expertise on that?
- 40:03Speaker 6: I think you know more about it than I do.
- 40:06Speaker 2: I just think that when you have somebody like Donald
- 40:08Speaker 2: Trump at the top, somebody that's really, really fit, won
- 40:13Speaker 2: several golf tournaments. is like the 18-time champion of the
- 40:18Speaker 2: Bedminster Seniors Golf Tournament. And so when you have somebody
- 40:22Speaker 2: with that kind of athletic prowess leading the movement, I
- 40:25Speaker 2: just think it kind of trickles down.
- 40:27Speaker 6: Among the people. There's a connection to... So obviously we're
- 40:32Speaker 6: going to have this military parade next week. Oh, I
- 40:38Speaker 6: guess you're not fans of the anniversary of the Continental Army.
- 40:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:43Speaker 6: Not fans of what George Washington did for all of us.
- 40:46Speaker 6: Shame on you. But, you know, Michael Beschloss was talking about,
- 40:53Speaker 6: I'm sorry to bring up that name here, but... Okay.
- 40:57Speaker 2: What's the next segment?
- 41:00Speaker 6: But no, but Eisenhower said he doesn't want, you know,
- 41:02Speaker 6: military parades, we did one after World War I and
- 41:04Speaker 6: World War II. We've done them in the event of
- 41:06Speaker 6: big victories after the Civil War. We don't just have
- 41:08Speaker 6: military parades on a random day. Because what Eisenhower said is,
- 41:12Speaker 6: that's not strong, that's fucking weak. That's what weak countries
- 41:15Speaker 6: do to pretend that they're strong. And you see like
- 41:21Speaker 6: Jesse Watters go on television and be like, well, men
- 41:23Speaker 6: should do this and men can't do that and they
- 41:26Speaker 6: can't eat soup and they can't drink from straws. And
- 41:28Speaker 6: it's like, why is the stronger thing to be unable
- 41:32Speaker 6: to do stuff? Like, why? I genuinely don't understand it.
- 41:37Speaker 6: It's like, you're... You can't do all these things. Being
- 41:40Speaker 6: a man means you have to do much, much less.
- 41:42Speaker 6: That's how you show how strong you are. That doesn't
- 41:44Speaker 6: make any sense to me. That doesn't make.
- 41:46Speaker 2: Any sense at all. It is a little faggy to
- 41:48Speaker 2: eat soup. Let's just be honest. Is that wrong?
- 41:53Speaker 4: I don't know, but when I see Donald Trump throwing
- 41:55Speaker 4: himself a big military parade with tanks, that's when I
- 41:59Speaker 4: really think about tiny Ds.
- 42:01Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure.
- 42:03Speaker 7: That is a one big compensation ceremony.
- 42:06Speaker 6: For sure. For sure, yeah. Like, look at that ICBM
- 42:09Speaker 6: going by. So how could I, you know? It's the
- 42:13Speaker 6: military version of the Corvette, in a sense. Let's continue
- 42:15Speaker 6: the clip.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Men want to be led by other men so democrats
- 42:25Speaker 3: need to become men and then they can persuade men
- 42:29Speaker 3: but they have to lift first i'm serious there's a
- 42:33Speaker 3: there's a quote by maya angelou thank you could you.
- 42:36Speaker 8: Ask permission from dana before you keep going people.
- 42:40Speaker 3: Will forget what you said people will forget what you
- 42:42Speaker 3: did but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- 42:45Speaker 6: Bitch stop uh how many loops in that fucking grave
- 42:50Speaker 6: do we think she did Like, is it a full,
- 42:53Speaker 6: like how many, like it's like a car going over
- 42:55Speaker 6: a cliff. She's like on bottom, you know, just fully
- 42:58Speaker 6: rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling.
- 43:01Speaker 4: It must be hard to be a man because it's
- 43:02Speaker 4: like you can't drink out of straws, but you must
- 43:04Speaker 4: quote Maya Angelou.
- 43:08Speaker 2: How much Maya do you think Jesse's read? Like how
- 43:10Speaker 2: familiar with his oeuvre do you think he is?
- 43:12Speaker 6: Oh, I think he's familiar with brainyquotes.com. I think he's
- 43:17Speaker 6: also like, as Abraham Lincoln once said, live, laugh, love.
- 43:20Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 43:23Speaker 6: According to Gandhi, you miss all the shots you don't take.
- 43:30Speaker 6: Quoting Maya Angelou on the five. On the five.
- 43:36Speaker 3: People don't like the way they.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Feel around Democrats.
- 43:38Speaker 3: Because Democrats don't like the way they feel. And if
- 43:43Speaker 3: they lifted, they'd feel better, and then everybody around them
- 43:46Speaker 3: would feel better.
- 43:47Speaker 5: You had me in mind.
- 43:48Speaker 6: Okay, bitch.
- 43:48Speaker 2: Bitch, stop. I mean, I do think Joe Biden probably
- 43:55Speaker 2: has an uncomfortable touch. That said, keep me as far
- 44:02Speaker 2: away from Jesse Watters as possible. You know, so I
- 44:05Speaker 2: think that, you know, I'm not sure that he is
- 44:07Speaker 2: the best messenger, maybe.
- 44:09Speaker 4: But should we test, like, let me, what he's saying
- 44:12Speaker 4: is men like to be around men who lift.
- 44:17Speaker 7: Fact check, true?
- 44:18Speaker 6: Yeah, during World Pride, for sure.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:23Speaker 6: It's so, it really is like the horseshoe theory for heterosexuality.
- 44:28Speaker 6: It's like, how straight are you? I'll tell you how
- 44:30Speaker 6: straight I am. I only want to see the fucking
- 44:32Speaker 6: hottest guys. I'm so straight that I don't want to,
- 44:37Speaker 6: I do not like talking to women. I don't think
- 44:39Speaker 6: they're really people. I want to see fucking ripped dudes.
- 44:43Speaker 6: I think about them. I think about what it takes
- 44:45Speaker 6: to be a ripped dude. It's on my mind. I
- 44:48Speaker 6: see Chuck Schumer. Don't want to fuck him. Something's off.
- 44:52Speaker 6: Something's up. Now, John Thune, John Thune could have his
- 44:55Speaker 6: way with me. That's called leadership. I'm a straight man.
- 45:00Speaker 4: He just wants to sit there with John Thune and
- 45:03Speaker 4: quote Maya Angelou back and forth, and that's what they
- 45:07Speaker 4: call Saturday night.
- 45:09Speaker 7: Sounds good.
- 45:10Speaker 6: And that's bitched up. Yeah.
- 45:19Speaker 2: All right.
- 45:20Speaker 4: Now.
- 45:21Speaker 6: While they might try to ban our books, they can't
- 45:23Speaker 6: stop us from keeping the library open. Well, not the
- 45:27Speaker 6: literal libraries, but the library of the gay little human
- 45:30Speaker 6: heart remains open 24-7, and it's full of the gnarliest
- 45:33Speaker 6: reads we here at this show could muster. So joining
- 45:36Speaker 6: me on stage... Oh, wait.
- 45:38Speaker 3: Oh, no, no.
- 45:38Speaker 6: I'm going to go out to the audience. I know
- 45:40Speaker 6: what we're doing. I know how to run a show.
- 45:43Speaker 6: So can we bring up the lights? Yes.
- 45:45Speaker 2: Love those on a red eye, all right? We can
- 45:47Speaker 2: just let them. Whoa, I don't know that we're going
- 45:50Speaker 2: to see this much.
- 45:50Speaker 6: First of all, hi, everybody. So here's how this works.
- 45:56Speaker 6: I'm going to come out there, all right? And we're
- 45:57Speaker 6: going to do, we have some rose jokes, and we'd
- 45:59Speaker 6: like to hear you have a chance to throw some shade,
- 46:04Speaker 6: as the kids say, 10 years ago, at some of these,
- 46:09Speaker 6: you know, Trump, Goons, if you're straight, hey, do me
- 46:13Speaker 6: a favor, keep your hands in your fucking pockets. All right,
- 46:16Speaker 6: we love that you're here, but we don't need to
- 46:18Speaker 6: hear you. Okay? Straights tonight, seen, not heard.
- 46:28Speaker 2: All right.
- 46:30Speaker 6: I'm coming.
- 46:35Speaker 7: He just leaves the stage.
- 46:37Speaker 6: Oh, hello.
- 46:38Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just prancing around in that little skirt.
- 46:42Speaker 7: Look at him.
- 46:43Speaker 6: Who would like to do our first joke? Look at
- 46:45Speaker 6: her prance. I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you.
- 46:47Speaker 2: I'm coming to you.
- 46:49Speaker 6: Please stay seated. I will sit. Okay. All right. Here's
- 46:54Speaker 6: the joke. Here, give us the joke.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Donald Trump.
- 46:57Speaker 13: Given how he uses makeup and tries to destroy anyone
- 47:00Speaker 13: who shares a stage with him, Donald Trump is our
- 47:03Speaker 13: first drag queen president. So that's at least one queen
- 47:07Speaker 13: I wouldn't trust around kids.
- 47:08Speaker 10: Nice.
- 47:10Speaker 6: All right. Who wants to go now?
- 47:11Speaker 2: Coming around.
- 47:13Speaker 6: I'm coming around. I'm coming around, I'm coming around, I'm
- 47:18Speaker 6: coming around. Who wanted to go over here? I saw someone, oh, hi, hi, hi, hi.
- 47:23Speaker 6: All right, hit us with these J.D. Vance zingers.
- 47:27Speaker 3: J.D.
- 47:27Speaker 12: Vance, talk about someone with no charisma.
- 47:30Speaker 4: J.D.
- 47:30Speaker 2: Vance has never slayed in his life except for one
- 47:33Speaker 2: time in Vatican City. Nice, really good, here.
- 47:43Speaker 6: Here, let's do that second J.D. Vance one there.
- 47:47Speaker 2: J.D. Vance has always wanted to be a man's man,
- 47:50Speaker 2: but failing that, he'll happily be Donald Trump's bitch.
- 47:54Speaker 6: Nice. Nice. These are good.
- 47:57Speaker 2: A little on the nose. Love it for that one.
- 48:00Speaker 2: A little on the nose.
- 48:01Speaker 6: Yeah, okay. Good note. We'll fix it in post, I guess.
- 48:03Speaker 6: Who else wants to go?
- 48:04Speaker 2: Hi, hi. Oh, right. All right.
- 48:08Speaker 4: Here.
- 48:09Speaker 6: Oh, okay. This is perfect.
- 48:10Speaker 9: Okay.
- 48:10Speaker 6: It says for a lesbian, but just a woman works.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Okay.
- 48:13Speaker 6: I don't know. I just don't know your story. I
- 48:14Speaker 6: don't know your story.
- 48:16Speaker 7: Okay.
- 48:16Speaker 6: Read both of these jokes right starting from there.
- 48:19Speaker 10: Seeing RFK Jr.
- 48:20Speaker 5: Always makes me wonder, can someone be a double lesbian?
- 48:26Speaker 6: Yeah, you got him. You zinged him. You zinged him
- 48:27Speaker 6: real good. Now do the second one. You're doing great.
- 48:30Speaker 6: You're doing great. We need more lesbian. Did you hear
- 48:33Speaker 6: the power lesbian thing earlier?
- 48:34Speaker 5: Confidence.
- 48:35Speaker 6: Do the next bit.
- 48:36Speaker 7: I'm nervous. I love you.
- 48:38Speaker 6: You're nervous? That's stupid. All right. Read the next one.
- 48:43Speaker 6: You got it. You're doing great. It's the same feeling
- 48:45Speaker 6: as excitement.
- 48:46Speaker 2: Here we go. RFK Jr. is truly a man who
- 48:49Speaker 2: has everything, at least according to his most recent blood work.
- 48:52Speaker 6: See, that's pretty good. Did great. You're doing great. Great
- 48:58Speaker 6: job from the spouse of a Kenyan alum. Who else
- 49:02Speaker 6: wants to go? Okay, I'll come over to you. Oh,
- 49:05Speaker 6: we have some more RFK material, that's fun. Hi, yeah, hi, here,
- 49:09Speaker 6: read this card.
- 49:12Speaker 11: RFK Jr. recently faced blowback after going for a swim
- 49:15Speaker 11: in DC's Rock Creek. Oh, I'm sorry, I read that wrong.
- 49:19Speaker 11: After swimming in DC, Rock Creek, RFK Jr. back blew
- 49:23Speaker 11: out from diarrhea.
- 49:26Speaker 6: What did you think of that one, Tim?
- 49:30Speaker 2: The execution on the read wasn't great, so I missed
- 49:32Speaker 2: the punchline. Oh, my God.
- 49:35Speaker 3: Wow.
- 49:35Speaker 2: Shame.
- 49:36Speaker 7: Shame.
- 49:37Speaker 2: Shame.
- 49:38Speaker 5: Shame.
- 49:38Speaker 6: I'm in the crowd now. It feels awesome. Wait, who
- 49:41Speaker 6: else wants to go? Okay, I'll come over to you. Oh,
- 49:43Speaker 6: my legs do look great. Thank you. Hi. Okay. Read
- 49:46Speaker 6: this next one about RFK Jr.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Say what you will about RFK Jr., but he's truly
- 49:52Speaker 2: killing it.
- 49:53Speaker 6: And by it, I mean the entire herd of deer
- 49:55Speaker 6: he's hit with his car and stashed in his trunk
- 49:58Speaker 6: for later. That was a good read.
- 50:02Speaker 7: What do you think?
- 50:03Speaker 6: Sarah, what did you think of that one? Well, I
- 50:05Speaker 6: think it was well-read. Well-delivered. Oh, look at that. Look
- 50:10Speaker 6: at that. Okay. Who wants to go next?
- 50:13Speaker 5: Who wants to?
- 50:13Speaker 2: Oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Okay.
- 50:16Speaker 6: Hi, hi.
- 50:17Speaker 9: Okay.
- 50:17Speaker 6: Oh, Sarah and Tim, we have two Mike Johnson jokes
- 50:20Speaker 6: that are in the same kind of vein.
- 50:22Speaker 4: Okay.
- 50:22Speaker 2: All right?
- 50:23Speaker 6: And we couldn't decide, so you're going to pick your favorite.
- 50:25Speaker 4: Okay.
- 50:25Speaker 2: All right.
- 50:25Speaker 6: Joke number one.
- 50:27Speaker 7: Oh, great.
- 50:28Speaker 6: I have to read?
- 50:29Speaker 7: Mike Johnson.
- 50:30Speaker 6: Well, what did you think was going to happen when
- 50:31Speaker 6: you raised your fucking hand?
- 50:33Speaker 2: No, you're out.
- 50:34Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
- 50:38Speaker 7: I'm a nervous reader.
- 50:39Speaker 6: English is my second language.
- 50:41Speaker 4: Mike Johnson threw all of his weight behind one big,
- 50:44Speaker 4: beautiful bill this month.
- 50:45Speaker 7: He also helped pass the budget reconciliation package.
- 50:52Speaker 6: That one's a thinker. She did great.
- 50:55Speaker 3: What?
- 50:55Speaker 2: I don't understand. He put all his weight behind big,
- 50:58Speaker 2: beautiful Bill. Bill is a guy. A man named Bill.
- 51:02Speaker 2: And it's not a great sign. We have to explain
- 51:04Speaker 2: the joke, but I really enjoyed it. That was a
- 51:07Speaker 2: joke for one. That was kind of like my Troye
- 51:08Speaker 2: Sivan joke earlier. It was only for me. Okay.
- 51:12Speaker 6: Well, let's try this one.
- 51:12Speaker 2: You want to go?
- 51:13Speaker 6: Okay.
- 51:16Speaker 2: Mike Johnson uses an app where he and his son
- 51:19Speaker 2: monitor each other's porn use, presumably to prevent him from
- 51:22Speaker 2: looking at one big, beautiful guy named Bill.
- 51:28Speaker 6: That's good.
- 51:28Speaker 7: I forgot about that.
- 51:29Speaker 2: First one. First one was way better.
- 51:31Speaker 5: First one.
- 51:31Speaker 6: First one.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Hi, hi, hi.
- 51:33Speaker 6: Okay, here.
- 51:33Speaker 2: High-minded.
- 51:37Speaker 6: Dan Bongino, FBI Deputy Director. You're right, Dan Bongino. Epstein
- 51:42Speaker 6: did kill himself after listening to your shitty podcast.
- 51:47Speaker 2: Got him. I like that.
- 51:48Speaker 6: Got him.
- 51:49Speaker 2: I like that.
- 51:50Speaker 6: Now, that's combining a couple of my interests. I will say,
- 51:52Speaker 6: I want everyone to know something. I believe that is
- 51:54Speaker 6: the first time someone has... edited the joke as he
- 51:58Speaker 6: read it. And, you know, next time, it's one for
- 52:04Speaker 6: me and then one for you. Okay.
- 52:06Speaker 7: Oh, hi, hi, hi.
- 52:06Speaker 6: Okay, hi.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 52:09Speaker 6: I'm so sweaty.
- 52:12Speaker 1: Okay.
- 52:12Speaker 6: Oh, there's so many people over here.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Love it. Are you going to have enough energy for
- 52:16Speaker 2: the club later?
- 52:16Speaker 6: Hey!
- 52:21Speaker 2: Think about that swamp ass. What happens if things get
- 52:24Speaker 2: a little frisky tonight?
- 52:26Speaker 6: We'll be right back. Up next, Sarah gets into it
- 52:30Speaker 6: with Congressman Robert Garcia.
- 52:32Speaker 8: Yes.
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- 54:34Speaker 4: Please welcome Congressman Robert Garcia from California.
- 54:42Speaker 6: You sit right here.
- 54:43Speaker 7: My drink's right here. My friend, thank you for being here.
- 54:47Speaker 5: Happy to be here.
- 54:48Speaker 4: You know, I have been so impressed with you because
- 54:50Speaker 4: you have been very vocal.
- 54:52Speaker 7: You've been outspoken.
- 54:53Speaker 4: You've been somebody who's been standing up and saying something
- 54:55Speaker 4: about Andre and what's happening.
- 54:57Speaker 7: Tell me why.
- 54:57Speaker 10: Yes.
- 54:58Speaker 7: Yes.
- 54:58Speaker 2: Cheer.
- 55:01Speaker 7: Tell me why it upset you so much. Tell me
- 55:03Speaker 7: why you got vocal.
- 55:04Speaker 5: Absolutely. I mean, first, thank you all for being here.
- 55:06Speaker 5: Andre is such, especially during Pride Month, this is such
- 55:09Speaker 5: an important story for all of us to uplift and
- 55:12Speaker 5: to push. This is what's happening right now. should be
- 55:16Speaker 5: alarming and concerning every single person in this country. And
- 55:20Speaker 5: what's happening, every single person. So for me, I obviously
- 55:26Speaker 5: as a openly gay person, I'm also an immigrant. I
- 55:29Speaker 5: came to this country as a young kid. And so
- 55:31Speaker 5: I feel very much I can relate and I connect
- 55:35Speaker 5: to his story. And what drives me absolutely crazy is
- 55:40Speaker 5: that we, the United States government, gave Andre the appointment.
- 55:45Speaker 5: We told him, come to the United States at a
- 55:49Speaker 5: port of entry on this date and on this time
- 55:53Speaker 5: for your asylum process and interview. We told him to
- 55:58Speaker 5: come to the interview. So he comes to the port
- 56:02Speaker 5: of entry and to do his interview, he passes that
- 56:07Speaker 5: first check, essentially that first interview process, and then after that,
- 56:13Speaker 5: He gets, of course, sent to the detention center and
- 56:15Speaker 5: then taken to a country that he is not from
- 56:18Speaker 5: in a foreign prison that we know nothing about with
- 56:22Speaker 5: no proof of life. That is shameful. Donald Trump, Kristi Noem,
- 56:27Speaker 5: Marco Rubio should all be ashamed of themselves. They're causing
- 56:30Speaker 5: massive harm, not just to Andrew, but to everybody else.
- 56:35Speaker 6: And we.
- 56:40Speaker 5: This fires me up because I don't understand how we
- 56:42Speaker 5: can be so cruel as a country. This is a
- 56:45Speaker 5: country that was built largely on immigrant labor, and we
- 56:49Speaker 5: know this to be true. And I remember, you know,
- 56:53Speaker 5: we went down to El Salvador to advocate for not
- 56:57Speaker 5: just Andrew, but to ensure that people were getting their
- 57:00Speaker 5: due process. And I think what's really important, what I've
- 57:02Speaker 5: told folks, including some more conservative members and Republicans, I've said, Look,
- 57:08Speaker 5: regardless of your opinion on the immigration debate, and we
- 57:10Speaker 5: all have different opinions, this is about due process. This
- 57:14Speaker 5: is about the Constitution of the United States and whether
- 57:18Speaker 5: we're going to defend it. And I remember looking at
- 57:23Speaker 5: the ambassador, the U.S. ambassador to El Salvador, in El Salvador,
- 57:27Speaker 5: just directly at him. We were this close away from
- 57:29Speaker 5: each other. And I shared with him Andre's story. And
- 57:34Speaker 5: he looked right back to me and said, you know,
- 57:36Speaker 5: this is the first I've, I've heard this and I'm
- 57:39Speaker 5: sitting here thinking we've been promoting and talking about him
- 57:43Speaker 5: and people are talking about him across the country. And
- 57:45Speaker 5: this is the first that you were hearing about his
- 57:47Speaker 5: story and he, that part. And he, you know, he,
- 57:53Speaker 5: that day told me that he would be, he would
- 57:56Speaker 5: do an inquiry and he actually did the first official
- 57:59Speaker 5: inquiry to try to get a wellness check on him,
- 58:01Speaker 5: which of course we never got. Um, and so since
- 58:04Speaker 5: then to now, the work you're all doing, to telling
- 58:07Speaker 5: his story is so important. We cannot forget him. We
- 58:12Speaker 5: must get a proof of life. We are demanding a
- 58:16Speaker 5: proof of life check. And I'm just grateful just to
- 58:22Speaker 5: be a part of advocating for him and his story.
- 58:26Speaker 7: Well, thank you for doing that. And thank you for
- 58:28Speaker 7: being here.
- 58:28Speaker 4: You know, they are bringing, we just found out, we
- 58:31Speaker 4: just found out they're going to bring Kilmar Abrego-Garcia back
- 58:36Speaker 4: and they're going to try him, which is just, that
- 58:38Speaker 4: is it, right? I think the Republicans right now are
- 58:40Speaker 4: sort of like, oh, we're going to show you that
- 58:42Speaker 4: this is a bad guy. And I'm sort of like,
- 58:45Speaker 4: I don't care if he's a bad guy, because.
- 58:47Speaker 7: He still deserves due process. Like, that is what we're
- 58:50Speaker 7: doing here, right?
- 58:51Speaker 5: That's right.
- 58:51Speaker 7: Like, if he's a bad guy, prove it, and then
- 58:54Speaker 7: we can all move on.
- 58:55Speaker 5: That's exactly right.
- 58:58Speaker 7: Look, I spent a long time as a Republican.
- 59:00Speaker 4: And I haven't seen it for maybe a decade now,
- 59:03Speaker 4: but when I was coming up as a Republican, they
- 59:05Speaker 4: talked a lot about the Constitution, about due process, about
- 59:08Speaker 4: the rule of law, about all these things that matter.
- 59:10Speaker 4: to them that became sort of the, that were the
- 59:12Speaker 4: underpinnings of democracy. How do your Republican colleagues justify sending people,
- 59:19Speaker 4: disappearing them, to foreign countries without due process?
- 59:22Speaker 5: Well, I think, I mean, they can't. I mean, the
- 59:24Speaker 5: reality is is that they, they're completely focused on doing
- 59:29Speaker 5: whatever Donald Trump tells them to do, following their leader.
- 59:34Speaker 5: And they know, and many of them know, that the
- 59:36Speaker 5: things they're advocating for are against the Constitution. I mean,
- 59:38Speaker 5: the Constitution means nothing to them anymore. And I really
- 59:44Speaker 5: believe this. There are probably other immigrants here in this theater.
- 59:48Speaker 5: And I truly believe this, that immigrants, those of us
- 59:50Speaker 5: that have gone through the process of becoming US citizens,
- 59:54Speaker 5: we are some of the most patriotic people in this country.
- 59:58Speaker 5: We love this country. And I think, you know, I
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: have the right to be a U.S. citizen and get
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: the honor of serving in Congress because I fought for citizenship.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: I fought for the thing that most folks here were
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: born with. So immigrants that go through that process believe
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: in this country and we want to fight for it.
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: And so in the case of these Republicans, I mean,
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: they most have been born into this incredible honor and
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: privilege of being a United States citizen and forget where
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: their parents or their grandparents lived. came from and the
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: struggles that they had to go through to also come
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: to this country. And I'll say this, and you mentioned
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: the Abrego Garcia case. We have the Supreme Court in
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: a nine to zero decision said that he deserved his
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: due process. And the important thing is, is everyone deserves
- 1:00:53Speaker 5: their day in court. I don't know what Mr. Abrego
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: Garcia did or didn't do, But he does have a
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: right under the Constitution to defend himself in front of
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: a judge and a courtroom. He has that right. And
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: so whether what he did or what he didn't do,
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: that will be up to a judge and a jury.
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: What we have to do, and every single person in
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: this room needs to do, is to defend the Constitution
- 1:01:21Speaker 5: of the United States, which affords, as we all know,
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: all persons... not just U.S. citizens, it affords all persons
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: in this country the right to due process. And we
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: can't forget that.
- 1:01:37Speaker 7: The founders knew what they were doing when they said
- 1:01:39Speaker 7: all persons. They knew.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: You know, I was just, we did a rally right
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: before this. Maybe some of you were there, but I
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: do just want to say something.
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: That I said there.
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: Yeah, great.
- 1:01:47Speaker 7: Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. It was
- 1:01:49Speaker 7: my first, like I said, my first rally, my first protest.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: But, you know.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: When you came up as a young Republican, I swear
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: to God, Republicans were different on immigration than they are now.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: I remember, I'm telling you, Reagan used to say, he
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: had this great line about how you could go to
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: Japan and you'd never be Japanese. And you could move
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: to France and you'd never be a Frenchman. But any
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: person with freedom in their heart who loved the ideals
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: of America could come be an American. And that was
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: a thing that we people agreed was an American value.
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: That's right.
- 1:02:21Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna quote Reagan up here.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: All right, so tell me, this is something I've wondered,
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: and a lot of people ask at the shows, they
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: all wanna know what can I do, and one of
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: the things they ask is they're like, I don't know,
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: I call my congressman, but I don't know if it matters.
- 1:02:35Speaker 7: You're a congressman, tell us, does it matter when people call?
- 1:02:38Speaker 5: It does matter, and I think that we and all others,
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: especially folks that are engaged, we track what folks that call,
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: what they're calling about, it does matter. What we also need, though,
- 1:02:51Speaker 5: we need folks to call Republicans. We need folks to
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: call those Republican members that need to be held accountable
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: for just blindly supporting Donald Trump's policies. And we have
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: to understand that at this moment, we have to be engaged.
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: And I will tell you this right now, what's happening
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: tonight and telling Andrew's story, please share his story. We
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: have an opportunity also during Pride Month where there's more
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: attention on our stories and to uplift what's happening to him.
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: Because we know it's not just about him, but he
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: does represent that idea of due process. And by uplifting him,
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: we're uplifting due process. We're uplifting the constitution and trying
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: to make our country and the world a better place.
- 1:03:34Speaker 7: Yeah. I have one last important question.
- 1:03:43Speaker 11: Sure.
- 1:03:45Speaker 7: So you were very involved, um.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: In ousting a colleague of yours named George Santos, a.k.a.
- 1:03:53Speaker 7: Quintara Ravage?
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: What was the reason.
- 1:03:58Speaker 6: For that gay on gay violence, man?
- 1:03:59Speaker 5: I have so many George Santos stories, we'd be here
- 1:04:03Speaker 5: all night. But I'll just start. I met him, I
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: met George during our orientation. And, you know, first I
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: was struck, of course, I'm obviously gay Latino. And on
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: the other side is another gay Latino. And I thought, well,
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: maybe there's an opportunity here just to have some bipartisan friendship.
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know. I knew that his ideas
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: were already pretty extreme. And so I generally try not
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: to engage with people that don't believe in human rights
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: for LGBTQ plus people and other folks. And as we
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: learned more and more about him, I just got really
- 1:04:41Speaker 5: angry about it. And I thought, this is someone that
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: is working to dismantle our rights, and yet you're from
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: the same community. And so pretty early on, I mean,
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: I was a freshman. I made the very first expulsion
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: motion on the floor of the house to expel George Santos.
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: And I submitted. And everyone, a lot of folks were like,
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: this is a bad idea. You're a freshman. You shouldn't
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: do this. And I was like, fuck it. We got
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: to lean in. We got to do it. And I
- 1:05:13Speaker 5: remember we filed the resolution and we forced a vote.
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: And that initial vote that we took is what then
- 1:05:21Speaker 5: got Kevin McCarthy at the time to then take that motion,
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: table it, send it to the Ethics Committee for them
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: to do their report. The Ethics Committee does their report.
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: And then months later, once that report comes out, it
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: triggered that second motion. expulsion vote, that then they.
- 1:05:38Speaker 7: Because the report came out and everybody was like, I'm sorry, what?
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: Exactly. And then that came, and then that came out,
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: and then of course we expelled him. Really quickly, the
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: day of the vote, I went to the back of
- 1:05:52Speaker 5: the house with him, and he wanted to talk. I said, okay,
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: let's talk. So we go to the back by the cloakroom,
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: and we're about to vote to expel him within 30 minutes.
- 1:06:00Speaker 6: That's awkward. Yeah.
- 1:06:02Speaker 5: And obviously, I helped start the whole thing. And so
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: we're in the back and he's trying to convince me
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: still that he shouldn't get expelled. And I looked him
- 1:06:11Speaker 5: right in the eye and I said, George, I said,
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: one is you deserve to be expelled. But I also
- 1:06:17Speaker 5: hope that you can reflect and you take this time
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: to think about who you are and that And deep down, like,
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: I want you to get better. Like, I want... There
- 1:06:30Speaker 5: was a moment, like, where I felt I was just
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: looking at somebody that was really sad. And it doesn't
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: excuse the horrific things that he has done or voted on.
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: And he should be held accountable for those. And he's
- 1:06:43Speaker 5: now going to be held accountable for the crimes he committed.
- 1:06:46Speaker 7: He's been indicted.
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: Exactly. But there was a moment where I, you know,
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: I did feel... So us as gay people, as queer people...
- 1:06:56Speaker 5: We sometimes have a very hard path to getting to
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: who we really are. And so I felt a little
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: bit for him. And I'm glad he is going to
- 1:07:03Speaker 5: be held accountable for what he did. And I hope
- 1:07:05Speaker 5: that on his way out, he works on himself.
- 1:07:07Speaker 6: You have a good heart, man. Guys, let's give it up.
- 1:07:12Speaker 7: All right. Thank you so much.
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: Happy pride.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: Happy pride.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: I got to tell you.
- 1:07:18Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: Congressman, I have to... I got to tell you, I
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: thought that... What?
- 1:07:27Speaker 10: What?
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: I couldn't let Lovett be the only one in a
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: fucking skirt. I'll stand here. I couldn't be showing up
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: by Lovett.
- 1:07:33Speaker 6: Tim, you're blocking.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: You just stood right in front. I'm sorry if this
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: is inappropriate.
- 1:07:37Speaker 6: You just stood right in front of Sarah.
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: Is Sarah still here? I was thinking that George Santos'
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: cloakroom story was going to go somewhere else. I got
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: to tell you.
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: I thought you were building to something.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: Absolutely not. We went to the cloakroom. We're in a
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: dark place.
- 1:07:51Speaker 6: I hope you get help. What did he say?
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: No, I think that he was just, I mean, honestly,
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: he was really upset and sad. And he said, thank you.
- 1:07:58Speaker 5: I hope I do too. Something to that effect. And
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: then we voted to expel him.
- 1:08:02Speaker 6: And then he went to go sit down for an
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: interview with Z-Way. Thank you so much.
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: Thanks, guys.
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.
- 1:08:07Speaker 10: Thanks, guys.
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- 1:08:54Speaker 1: it's the G. G is hard. GB, I don't know.
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- 1:09:52Speaker 6: Listen, Pride, it's about anything. It's about the superiority of gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, asexual,
- 1:10:06Speaker 6: two spirits, whatever is going on with the I.
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: Plus. Plus.
- 1:10:12Speaker 6: If you're in the plus still, if you're figuring, no,
- 1:10:15Speaker 6: none of those apply to me, I'm plus. I'm plus.
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: If you're plus.
- 1:10:22Speaker 6: Love that too for you. Which is why it's time
- 1:10:27Speaker 6: for a game we're calling Capture the Flag.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Nope, okay.
- 1:10:34Speaker 6: There we go, oh wow.
- 1:10:39Speaker 10: Now.
- 1:10:40Speaker 4: Oh, you guys were very generous to yourselves there.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: Well, that looks about right for me.
- 1:10:46Speaker 6: That's just me after a pump. Get my pump on,
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: get the lighting right. That's all it takes. Now, we
- 1:10:56Speaker 6: can't just do this with gays alone because it's time
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: to pit the gays against the straights. So we need
- 1:11:00Speaker 6: some support.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:11:03Speaker 6: Let's start by bringing out one additional member of our
- 1:11:07Speaker 6: gay family to help us round out your team. This
- 1:11:10Speaker 6: will be Sarah and Tim. Let's please welcome to the
- 1:11:13Speaker 6: stage DC's own wonderful drag queen, Tara Hoots.
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: Woo! Woo! Oh, hey. Hey, girl.
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: What's happening? Why don't you go right here for now?
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:11:30Speaker 12: Just in case there's confusion, I'm a man in a dress.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:11:35Speaker 7: Literally, three men.
- 1:11:36Speaker 6: I'm the only one in pants. Well, you know, like, look,
- 1:11:43Speaker 6: when Crooked and the Bulwark were deciding to figure out
- 1:11:45Speaker 6: how to do this event, we were like, well, We
- 1:11:48Speaker 6: got to figure out who to talk to. And we said,
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: who wears the pants at the Boulware?
- 1:11:52Speaker 9: Yes.
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: That should have worked better. That was pearls before swine.
- 1:11:58Speaker 6: Sometimes it's my fault. That one's on you. Tara Hoots. Yes, darling.
- 1:12:05Speaker 6: I love that. Now you're from, is it from Terre Haute, Indiana?
- 1:12:07Speaker 12: I was born in Terre Haute, Indiana. Hence my name,
- 1:12:09Speaker 12: Terre Haute. Yes. Are you Hoosiers out there?
- 1:12:14Speaker 14: Yes.
- 1:12:16Speaker 12: We got out. We got out, darlings.
- 1:12:19Speaker 6: Yes. Now, you are a renowned D.C. queen, and you
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: were bumped off the Kennedy Center programming schedule by its
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: new artistic director and genius, Donald Trump. No space on
- 1:12:33Speaker 6: the sketch?
- 1:12:34Speaker 12: So we... Actually, I was part of a drag show
- 1:12:36Speaker 12: that was... Trump got really mad about the family-specific one.
- 1:12:39Speaker 12: That was one that I was involved in.
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:12:42Speaker 6: And he was angry because he thought... It would be
- 1:12:46Speaker 6: inappropriate to have somebody out there talking about drugs and
- 1:12:51Speaker 6: all the horrible things that someone might say in the
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: space of children.
- 1:12:55Speaker 12: Now, I've been a teacher for 27 years. Yes, thank you.
- 1:13:02Speaker 12: And I've been a drag queen since the pandemic. And
- 1:13:04Speaker 12: I describe my type of drag as like Mr. Rogers
- 1:13:06Speaker 12: in a dress, right? And I just want to lift
- 1:13:09Speaker 12: people up. And if they complain about what I do,
- 1:13:11Speaker 12: they don't know what I do.
- 1:13:13Speaker 6: But what do you do?
- 1:13:15Speaker 12: Basically, I started doing drag because I thought the world
- 1:13:18Speaker 12: was terrible. And it really hasn't changed, has it? During
- 1:13:22Speaker 12: the pandemic, I wanted to lift people up and bring
- 1:13:23Speaker 12: joy and love to people. So that's what I do
- 1:13:25Speaker 12: with my drag.
- 1:13:27Speaker 6: Well, thank you for being here.
- 1:13:28Speaker 12: Absolutely. Let's do this.
- 1:13:30Speaker 6: Now, we need to do some choreography, so I would
- 1:13:33Speaker 6: love to have the gay team come over here. Right.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: Okay, hold on.
- 1:13:36Speaker 6: So can we get Tara Hoots and Sarah and Tim
- 1:13:40Speaker 6: in this zone over here, because it's time to meet
- 1:13:43Speaker 6: your competitors.
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: Right. Bring it on, straights.
- 1:13:47Speaker 6: How you doing, girl? Now, first up.
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: You really good. You really got lucky. You would have
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: had to hang out with Rick Grinnell had they kept
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: you at the Kennedy Center.
- 1:13:56Speaker 6: Big, best firing ever happened to you. Now I want
- 1:13:59Speaker 6: to bring out two, I believe they're called, I think
- 1:14:03Speaker 6: it's pronounced straight. The G is silent.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: It's weird.
- 1:14:05Speaker 6: It's actually weird that the G is silent. There's a
- 1:14:07Speaker 6: G inside of straight. There's a G inside of every
- 1:14:10Speaker 6: straight when you think about it. Something to think about.
- 1:14:16Speaker 6: So please welcome, from the bulwark, Sam Stein, and.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: Come on out, Sam. Come on out.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: And.
- 1:14:25Speaker 12: Sam!
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: Sam!
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: Yeah! Dressed like a lesbian. Kind of an L, really.
- 1:14:31Speaker 6: And because Sam is straight, but in a journalist way,
- 1:14:34Speaker 6: we wanted to bring out a man.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: So....
- 1:14:39Speaker 6: Please welcome Michael Fanone, who.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Is a hero. Come on, Michael!
- 1:14:44Speaker 6: And a former Capitol Police officer.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: Now that is a man!
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: Yeah!
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: Take it off, girl.
- 1:14:50Speaker 6: Thank you, Michael, for being here.
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: Take it off. Let's unbutton a couple of those buttons.
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: Look at this.
- 1:14:56Speaker 6: Look at this. Michael, I have a question for you.
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: They love you.
- 1:15:12Speaker 6: Have you found it helpful to get tips on how
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: to be a man from Jesse Waters?
- 1:15:19Speaker 5: No.
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: That's a straight man. That's a straight man right there.
- 1:15:27Speaker 4: No.
- 1:15:29Speaker 6: Now, I do want to say that you have a
- 1:15:31Speaker 6: little bit of advantage in this game, because we were
- 1:15:32Speaker 6: talking before the show, and you have some experience. This
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: is true. You did have to go undercover. Is this right?
- 1:15:40Speaker 4: I did.
- 1:15:41Speaker 5: 2011, 2012, I spent....
- 1:15:49Speaker 8: Two summers undercover working in some of your fond gay
- 1:15:53Speaker 8: clubs right here.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: In Washington, D.C. What was your favorite?
- 1:15:58Speaker 8: We talked about this backstage.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: My favorite was Apex. Oh, hell yeah. The video bar.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: That video bar got real.
- 1:16:06Speaker 6: Now, you were saying that you were working with another officer, right?
- 1:16:09Speaker 6: I was. And now the first time you did it,
- 1:16:12Speaker 6: you went in and... Why don't you tell us what happened?
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: All right, so....
- 1:16:20Speaker 6: This is good stuff. Spare no detail.
- 1:16:23Speaker 8: I got detail to the second district, the great second
- 1:16:26Speaker 8: district here in Washington, D.C.
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: For the summer.
- 1:16:29Speaker 8: They were having an influx of crystal meth in a lot.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: Of the gay— Tina, we call it. Tina. Yeah, yeah, Tina.
- 1:16:38Speaker 8: So I go— Not for me. So it was me
- 1:16:45Speaker 8: and one of my buddies who was assigned to the
- 1:16:48Speaker 8: 6th District, which is east of the Anacostia River. And
- 1:16:52Speaker 8: the two of us got temporarily detailed at 2D, and
- 1:16:55Speaker 8: we were part of this investigation, and we were going
- 1:16:57Speaker 8: into a bunch of different gay clubs. The first club
- 1:17:00Speaker 8: we went to was Fireplace. And so this is like
- 1:17:08Speaker 8: my first experience inside of.
- 1:17:12Speaker 8: You know, a place such as this. And, yeah, I
- 1:17:19Speaker 8: remember going in there and I was like, all right,
- 1:17:22Speaker 8: I told him I'm not going to name names, but
- 1:17:23Speaker 8: we'll call him Bill. I was like, well, we're going
- 1:17:26Speaker 8: to divide and conquer. I was like, we don't know
- 1:17:28Speaker 8: each other. We're going into the place. We're both going
- 1:17:31Speaker 8: to go in. You know, we're pros. We've been buying crack, heroin,
- 1:17:35Speaker 8: everything else.
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: Like, we can do this. And so we get into
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: the club.
- 1:17:40Speaker 8: I sit down at the bar and like within five
- 1:17:44Speaker 8: shit seconds, there's like some, one guy's like holding my
- 1:17:49Speaker 8: hand and another guy's like literally like kissing on my earlobe.
- 1:17:57Speaker 8: And I was like, all right, well, I'm just trying
- 1:17:59Speaker 8: to buy some fucking drugs. So, so we came, we
- 1:18:08Speaker 8: came back.
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: I could just hear Michael Fanone being, not that kind
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: of crack.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: But I.
- 1:18:16Speaker 8: Was like, yeah, whatever. Is this what I got to
- 1:18:18Speaker 8: do to, you know, get the buy? I've done worse things.
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: With, you know, whatever. Anyway, so the next day we
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: go back. The next day we go back, and.
- 1:18:32Speaker 8: I think we hit Apex, and we went to Nelly's
- 1:18:36Speaker 8: and a couple other spots, but we were like, We're
- 1:18:39Speaker 8: a fucking couple. And we're in a monogamous, we're in
- 1:18:45Speaker 8: a fucking monogamous relationship.
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: Like that's ever stopped anybody.
- 1:18:50Speaker 6: At Nelly's before incredible incredible so I can't think of
- 1:18:54Speaker 6: a better straight person to join Sam in being part
- 1:18:58Speaker 6: of this game now here's how it works I'm gonna
- 1:19:04Speaker 6: ask the gays questions about straights I'm gonna ask straights
- 1:19:06Speaker 6: questions about gays we'll see who takes it in the
- 1:19:09Speaker 6: end You have filthy fucking minds.
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: All right. A lot of cards there.
- 1:19:21Speaker 6: I also have a card that just says, loose lesbian questions.
- 1:19:27Speaker 7: All right.
- 1:19:28Speaker 6: First question for the gays.
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: Now, do you go by, do I say Tara?
- 1:19:32Speaker 12: Yes, you can call Tara.
- 1:19:34Speaker 6: Tara?
- 1:19:34Speaker 12: Or Ms. Hoot, whatever works for you. Hoots or Hoot? Hoot.
- 1:19:38Speaker 10: Ms.
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: Hoot.
- 1:19:38Speaker 12: I like Ms.
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: Hoot.
- 1:19:39Speaker 12: Thank you.
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:19:40Speaker 12: Like Tara Hoot.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: I get it.
- 1:19:42Speaker 6: Okay, first up. Director and Madison Square Garden staple Spike
- 1:19:49Speaker 6: Lee recently said he would give up an Oscar to
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: see what happened.
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: The Knicks win the championship.
- 1:19:56Speaker 6: Yeah, he got it. He got it. He got it.
- 1:19:57Speaker 12: There you go.
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: I was born gay.
- 1:19:59Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:20:00Speaker 12: But the Pacers.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: You're a big Larry Bird fan.
- 1:20:02Speaker 12: Yeah. Hick from French Lick.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: Pacers win last night. I know.
- 1:20:06Speaker 11: Tyrese Allen.
- 1:20:07Speaker 12: Last second shot. Last second shot, baby. I'm from a
- 1:20:10Speaker 12: town that has two Mr. Basketballs from Indiana, so try me.
- 1:20:13Speaker 12: All right, yes.
- 1:20:15Speaker 7: Are there any questions about women's soccer?
- 1:20:17Speaker 4: No?
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: We're getting the straight... We get the straight questions. Straight
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: men do not watch women's soccer, except for the Brandi Carlile,
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: or whatever her name was.
- 1:20:26Speaker 6: You're talking to a shoe. I'm an Angel City season
- 1:20:29Speaker 6: ticket holder, thank you very much. All right.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: Because... 1-0.
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: All right, you're up. A new Pew Research study shows
- 1:20:40Speaker 6: that LGBTQ Americans are twice as likely to be into astrology.
- 1:20:45Speaker 6: In astrology, your big three consist of your rising sign,
- 1:20:48Speaker 6: your sun sign, and your what? Don't Google it. Don't
- 1:20:57Speaker 6: Google it.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: You don't know. Tomato soup?
- 1:21:03Speaker 13: No.
- 1:21:03Speaker 6: What the? Call it out. It's their moon sign. Now,
- 1:21:10Speaker 6: I will just also say to all of you that
- 1:21:12Speaker 6: believe in astrology, you're welcome that you get to live
- 1:21:15Speaker 6: in the light that science fucking provides you. Unbelievable. Next up,
- 1:21:25Speaker 6: for the gays. What brand makes these iconic patterned bags?
- 1:21:35Speaker 11: Oh, wait.
- 1:21:36Speaker 6: I heard someone say, shut up. Straight culture. What is this?
- 1:21:41Speaker 6: You don't know.
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: They don't know. What in the fuck is this?
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: Wow.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: That is hideous.
- 1:21:45Speaker 6: That's so interesting, right? Because Sarah is a woman.
- 1:21:47Speaker 12: I should know.
- 1:21:49Speaker 6: But she doesn't know because she's not a straight woman.
- 1:21:54Speaker 7: Is that a purse?
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: No.
- 1:21:57Speaker 6: What is it?
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: Flower power.
- 1:21:58Speaker 12: It's not Lily Pooh.
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: They don't know either. I see a straight woman raising
- 1:22:03Speaker 6: her hand. What is it? It's Vera Bradley. Vera Bradley.
- 1:22:08Speaker 4: Wow.
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: I don't know. Tara whispers to me, she goes, is
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: it Vera Wang?
- 1:22:12Speaker 12: I heard Vera out there.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: I don't think Wang is in there.
- 1:22:15Speaker 6: Next up, Euphoria star Hunter Schaefer is rumored to be
- 1:22:18Speaker 6: up for the titular role of what video game adaptation?
- 1:22:22Speaker 6: That's so hard. Yeah, that's right. A video game adaptation
- 1:22:27Speaker 6: starring Hunter Schaefer from Euphoria. You know her. Don't you,
- 1:22:31Speaker 6: Michael Fanone?
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: This shit is rigged. Is this The Last of Us?
- 1:22:38Speaker 6: No, it's not The Last of Us.
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: It's Zelda.
- 1:22:44Speaker 6: It's The Legend of Zelda. It's The Legend of Zelda.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a Zelda.
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: Did you know that one?
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: None of your business.
- 1:22:50Speaker 6: It's 1-0.
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: I didn't think their questions were going to be things like,
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: what do poppers do for you during sex? I thought
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: it was going to be a little gayer.
- 1:23:01Speaker 5: You know what?
- 1:23:02Speaker 6: Next question, what do poppers do? That must have come
- 1:23:08Speaker 6: up in your research as you got into character.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: Was this done undercover?
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: Manner of ingestion.
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: Inhaled.
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: That's right.
- 1:23:17Speaker 6: And they provide a temporary euphoria. Okay, yeah.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: But what about during sex, though? Also known as amyl nitrate.
- 1:23:25Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: We got a point for that.
- 1:23:27Speaker 6: I'm giving it to him. All right.
- 1:23:30Speaker 4: 1-1.
- 1:23:32Speaker 6: Great job. Back over to the gays. Country singer Morgan
- 1:23:37Speaker 6: Wallen posted what phrase to his Instagram after appearing to
- 1:23:40Speaker 6: storm off the Saturday Night Live stage back in April?
- 1:23:42Speaker 6: I gotta get back to real America.
- 1:23:43Speaker 12: God's country.
- 1:23:45Speaker 6: God's country. God's country. A lesbian saved by a drag queen.
- 1:23:50Speaker 6: A first time for everything.
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:23:53Speaker 6: Next question. For the straights, what is this object?
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:24:03Speaker 8: I know.
- 1:24:03Speaker 5: Is that a carabiner?
- 1:24:04Speaker 6: You got it, Sam Stein. I was going to say that.
- 1:24:13Speaker 8: I was going to say carabiner, but then I was thinking, like,
- 1:24:15Speaker 8: this has got to be some weird sex fucking thing.
- 1:24:19Speaker 6: That's an anal bead. Lesbians don't do sex. I didn't know.
- 1:24:25Speaker 7: We use it to carry our keys.
- 1:24:28Speaker 5: To your Subaru.
- 1:24:31Speaker 6: To the gays, what two kinds of alcohol are in
- 1:24:33Speaker 6: a Manhattan? Whiskey and sweet vermouth. You got it!
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: Yes!
- 1:24:39Speaker 6: The drag queens are carrying them. Drag queens carrying them.
- 1:24:44Speaker 6: All right, another drag-themed question for our straights. Please name
- 1:24:48Speaker 6: one of these two drag queens. incredibly popular, have an
- 1:24:52Speaker 6: incredibly popular podcast. Don't say a word. Don't say a
- 1:24:55Speaker 6: fucking word. Can you name one of these people? Oh
- 1:24:58Speaker 6: my fucking God. They are famous. They are celebrities. We
- 1:25:04Speaker 6: all know them. We love them. You don't even know
- 1:25:07Speaker 6: who they are. Oh my God. I have no idea
- 1:25:09Speaker 6: who these people are.
- 1:25:10Speaker 5: You have no idea?
- 1:25:11Speaker 7: No, I have no idea.
- 1:25:12Speaker 6: You don't know either?
- 1:25:13Speaker 7: I have no idea.
- 1:25:14Speaker 6: Sarah, go over here.
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: I've never seen them.
- 1:25:16Speaker 5: Shame.
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: Shame.
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: Shame.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: Shame. Shame. Shame. We're done with the L's.
- 1:25:23Speaker 6: I really like Sam's shirt.
- 1:25:25Speaker 7: I would wear Sam's shirt.
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: Get the L's out of here. I have no clue.
- 1:25:28Speaker 10: Wow.
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: Gotcha.
- 1:25:30Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:25:31Speaker 12: Trixie Mattel, baby.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:25:35Speaker 6: The game has now been revised to tops versus bottoms.
- 1:25:38Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:25:41Speaker 6: All right, back over to the gays.
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: What side are we on?
- 1:25:44Speaker 6: Last week, this Yellowstone spinoff starring Harrison Ford and Helen
- 1:25:47Speaker 6: Mirren aired its season two finale. What is the name
- 1:25:50Speaker 6: of the show? It has numbers. It's like 1862 or something.
- 1:25:52Speaker 6: Set during Prohibition.
- 1:25:55Speaker 12: It's numbers.
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: Yellowstone? I think it's 1860.
- 1:25:56Speaker 6: 1862?
- 1:25:56Speaker 4: 1945.
- 1:25:56Speaker 8: 1935.
- 1:25:56Speaker 4: 1876.
- 1:25:57Speaker 6: Wrong.
- 1:25:57Speaker 4: 1923.
- 1:25:57Speaker 6: Oh, we were close.
- 1:25:58Speaker 7: I knew it.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: All right. What is with you people and like horses
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: and fucking buffalo? Who cares what's happening on the plains?
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:26:19Speaker 6: This one, honestly, I'm nervous.
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:26:23Speaker 6: What year did the Stonewall Riots happen?
- 1:26:25Speaker 12: It was in the 60s.
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:26:30Speaker 6: That's your one in ten shot from here on out.
- 1:26:33Speaker 6: In the late 60s.
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: I'm going to go with 69.
- 1:26:37Speaker 3: You got it, Sam Stein.
- 1:26:41Speaker 6: Somebody gave him the answer.
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: That's okay. We'll let him have it. We'll let him
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: have it.
- 1:26:48Speaker 12: Judy Garland died that year.
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: Let's close this out. Nobody cares if you know the
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: answer to the question, okay? It's a competition up here.
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: All right? So just fucking keep.
- 1:26:57Speaker 5: It to yourself.
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: That's right.
- 1:27:00Speaker 12: I wanted to say that, but I can't because I'm
- 1:27:01Speaker 12: a good Christian woman.
- 1:27:03Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:27:05Speaker 6: This is gonna be a question for both teams, okay?
- 1:27:09Speaker 6: This is it, we're tied.
- 1:27:11Speaker 7: Bisexuals are not allowed to answer. It's a slow burn
- 1:27:16Speaker 7: on that one.
- 1:27:19Speaker 6: What was the first lesbian wedding to take place on television?
- 1:27:25Speaker 6: Ellen DeGeneres.
- 1:27:26Speaker 8: No.
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: Fuck!
- 1:27:27Speaker 6: That's just a lesbian. That's just one lesbian. That's just
- 1:27:33Speaker 6: naming a lesbian you could think of.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: Name a lesbian.
- 1:27:38Speaker 6: I didn't say name a lesbian. Michael Vanone, name a lesbian.
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: Sarah.
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: Sarah. I'm the only lesbian you've heard of?
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 1:27:53Speaker 6: Gays, you can take it if you know the answer.
- 1:27:55Speaker 6: First lesbian wedding aired on television. Do either of you know?
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: I put you on the other team. What the fuck?
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: You don't know this one?
- 1:28:02Speaker 7: Hold on.
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: This is bad, Sarah.
- 1:28:03Speaker 6: Did Rosie O'Donnell marry someone?
- 1:28:05Speaker 12: I don't know.
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: Was it in Dawson's Creek? God, no.
- 1:28:08Speaker 6: Does anybody here know?
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: Friends.
- 1:28:12Speaker 6: It was the Friends episode, the one with the lesbian wedding.
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: And you know what?
- 1:28:20Speaker 6: Honestly, because we have all of pride, I want to
- 1:28:23Speaker 6: thank our straights for being willing to subject themselves.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: Hey, everybody.
- 1:28:28Speaker 6: Michael Fanone. Sam Stein, two equally heterosexual men. Thank you
- 1:28:36Speaker 6: both so much.
- 1:28:43Speaker 7: And we're back!
- 1:28:48Speaker 6: I've lost all my cards, but that's not important. First
- 1:28:53Speaker 6: of all, thank you all for coming out tonight. There
- 1:28:59Speaker 6: is nothing that brings Crooked and the Bulwark together quite
- 1:29:02Speaker 6: like ranting about whatever happens to be on our minds.
- 1:29:06Speaker 6: And so we thought we would end tonight's show in
- 1:29:11Speaker 6: a way that was suited to our great desire for yelling.
- 1:29:17Speaker 6: In a segment we're calling.
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: Rant Wheel. The Rant Wheel?
- 1:29:25Speaker 6: What did we call it? I think we called it Bulwark... Whatever.
- 1:29:27Speaker 6: There's a wheel and we're going to yell about topics.
- 1:29:30Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
- 1:29:32Speaker 6: Do we not have a wheel? Are we up to that?
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Oh, my God.
- 1:29:39Speaker 7: Oh, no.
- 1:29:42Speaker 6: Tara Hoot, this is Pride. Is there something on your
- 1:29:45Speaker 6: mind that you'd like to vent about?
- 1:29:48Speaker 12: Just to be mad about?
- 1:29:50Speaker 6: Or happy about.
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: Happy about?
- 1:29:52Speaker 6: Is there anything you'd like to be emotional about for
- 1:29:54Speaker 6: around 60 seconds?
- 1:29:56Speaker 12: Listen, okay, 60 seconds. A drag queen with a microphone,
- 1:29:58Speaker 12: that's at least four minutes too short.
- 1:30:00Speaker 8: All right?
- 1:30:00Speaker 12: So I do want to say, I did an event
- 1:30:04Speaker 12: on Wednesday with a drag artist, and the audience was
- 1:30:07Speaker 12: so excited and so enthused, and I really feel like Washington, D.C.
- 1:30:10Speaker 12: needs a lot of hope and joy right now. And
- 1:30:12Speaker 12: I'm one of the.
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:30:13Speaker 6: Right?
- 1:30:14Speaker 12: We need to look up, we need to find ways
- 1:30:16Speaker 12: to be inspired, even though things are falling apart sometimes
- 1:30:18Speaker 12: around us. And something I'm proud of, I'm going to
- 1:30:20Speaker 12: say that's just proud. I'm proud of, I got out
- 1:30:22Speaker 12: of Indiana. I'm proud of my friends who are in
- 1:30:24Speaker 12: Indiana still, in Newcastle, Indiana, who are fighting the good
- 1:30:26Speaker 12: fight and making the place better for people. I'm proud
- 1:30:29Speaker 12: of my husband, Mr. Hoot, who's in the wings, who
- 1:30:32Speaker 12: was a government worker for 37 years. He was forced
- 1:30:34Speaker 12: out of the federal government by this. And I'm like,
- 1:30:37Speaker 12: I'm so mad at the people. If you are those
- 1:30:39Speaker 12: people that have been treated so poorly, know that I
- 1:30:41Speaker 12: see you. I love you. Thank you, our government workers,
- 1:30:44Speaker 12: for doing so much for everybody. I think that.
- 1:30:53Speaker 12: I'm a little verklempt. But that just makes me so mad.
- 1:30:57Speaker 12: I think it's evil, it's angry, and I want to
- 1:30:59Speaker 12: make sure that we're trying to lift people up and
- 1:31:01Speaker 12: look for the kindness when there seems to be such
- 1:31:03Speaker 12: a lack of it from who's running our country right now.
- 1:31:06Speaker 6: It's a beautiful idea. It's a beautiful idea, a beautiful sentiment.
- 1:31:11Speaker 6: Let's spin it again. It has landed on Sarah.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: It has landed on Sarah. We have an order.
- 1:31:24Speaker 6: Is that Sarah? It has landed on Sarah.
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: She's getting butch.
- 1:31:33Speaker 7: You guys run a tight show. I'll tell you what, man.
- 1:31:37Speaker 7: All right.
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: All right, I've had a rant. Last crooked bulwark collab.
- 1:31:42Speaker 6: I actually had.
- 1:31:42Speaker 4: Hoped you were going next because following that with mine
- 1:31:46Speaker 4: feels funny, but I'm gonna give you my rant unvarnished,
- 1:31:50Speaker 4: which is, do we need to really like need a
- 1:31:52Speaker 4: whole month for pride?
- 1:31:56Speaker 14: Like, the way we do Brianette, like, our need for
- 1:32:01Speaker 14: a whole month is so extra and so on brand,
- 1:32:05Speaker 14: and it's ridiculous what my Uber leaves a little rainbow
- 1:32:09Speaker 14: trail as it goes, and, like, you walk into Target, and.
- 1:32:12Speaker 7: You're like, oh, my God, did a rainbow throw up
- 1:32:15Speaker 7: in here? Like, it just feels like, look, you want
- 1:32:18Speaker 7: to do Black History Month, whole month, okay.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: The people are getting restless.
- 1:32:26Speaker 7: Oh wait, I'm sorry, did you just say I should stop?
- 1:32:28Speaker 6: They don't like Target, they're mad at Target. They're mad
- 1:32:32Speaker 6: at Target, they're mad at Target. All right, we got it.
- 1:32:35Speaker 4: Whatever, whatever, the point is, the point is, I just
- 1:32:39Speaker 4: think like a week is enough, and we don't need
- 1:32:42Speaker 4: a whole month, and.
- 1:32:43Speaker 7: Like, it's enough.
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: I needed one of those tonight, and I decided it
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: would be on my rant.
- 1:32:59Speaker 6: The second somebody tells you something you don't want to hear,
- 1:33:01Speaker 6: you turn on them. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Let's spin it again. Oh,
- 1:33:14Speaker 6: it's landed on me. You know, here's what I wanted
- 1:33:18Speaker 6: to say. Maybe it was a little more earnest, I suppose.
- 1:33:21Speaker 6: But we started by saying how many things had to
- 1:33:24Speaker 6: go wrong for us all to be on this stage together.
- 1:33:27Speaker 6: There was this, when they sent up one of the
- 1:33:31Speaker 6: satellites many years ago, they realized that they had made
- 1:33:33Speaker 6: the mirrors wrong. Before Elon Musk, not his fault. That
- 1:33:39Speaker 6: they'd actually bent, they'd done the mirrors, they were spherical
- 1:33:44Speaker 6: instead of hyperbolic, or hyperbolic instead of spherical. I don't remember.
- 1:33:47Speaker 6: Which one is it? It was spherical instead of hyperbolic.
- 1:33:51Speaker 6: And what that meant is, even though it was imperceptible
- 1:33:54Speaker 6: when it was on Earth, the heat from that light
- 1:34:01Speaker 6: was so intense that it would shatter the mirror. It
- 1:34:05Speaker 6: didn't work. It didn't work as a telescope. And one
- 1:34:09Speaker 6: thing that I feel like I have learned over the
- 1:34:11Speaker 6: last decade as we faced all these different pressures and
- 1:34:14Speaker 6: challenges from what happens when a country segment of a
- 1:34:19Speaker 6: country loses its faith in democracy and freedom is you
- 1:34:22Speaker 6: see who bends and who breaks under pressure. And it
- 1:34:26Speaker 6: is a gift to find out who has the stuff
- 1:34:30Speaker 6: and who is strong enough and who really cares and
- 1:34:33Speaker 6: who actually believes the things that they said for a
- 1:34:35Speaker 6: long time. And I feel really honored that I get
- 1:34:39Speaker 6: to work with Sarah and work with Tim. People that,
- 1:34:42Speaker 6: you know, You know, we Democrats, we Democrats, we talk
- 1:34:48Speaker 6: a big game. We talk a big game, but we
- 1:34:50Speaker 6: didn't really face a choice. We don't like Donald Trump
- 1:34:52Speaker 6: because he's the fucking worst human being on planet Earth.
- 1:34:55Speaker 6: And we oppose him because we oppose everything that he
- 1:35:02Speaker 6: stands for, every policy he stands for. But there are
- 1:35:05Speaker 6: a lot of people who faced a political choice and
- 1:35:09Speaker 6: failed in that choice, but not Tim and not Sarah
- 1:35:12Speaker 6: and not the people at the bulwark. And as we
- 1:35:18Speaker 6: think about building a small D, democratic movement, I feel
- 1:35:23Speaker 6: really proud of the people that I've gotten to meet
- 1:35:25Speaker 6: and know because it's revealed who was made strong enough
- 1:35:32Speaker 6: and who was gonna break. And the people that have broken,
- 1:35:34Speaker 6: they're fucking broken. And we know now. And now we
- 1:35:36Speaker 6: get to figure out who we get to build something
- 1:35:38Speaker 6: new with. So I feel really proud about that during
- 1:35:40Speaker 6: this Pride. Let's spin it. One more time.
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: I think it's going to be me.
- 1:35:51Speaker 6: I think it's going to be me.
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: Look, I just wasn't on the board at all.
- 1:35:57Speaker 6: Yeah, we talked about it. We thought, how should we
- 1:35:59Speaker 6: end it? Two Tim rants, one John rant, drag queen,
- 1:36:02Speaker 6: we're done.
- 1:36:02Speaker 2: Yeah, out. All right, Tim, land on you. I have
- 1:36:05Speaker 2: a rant, but just really quick. That was really sweet
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: what Lovett said, and I was trying to feel emotions
- 1:36:10Speaker 2: about it, and then I'm in this little tennis skirt,
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: and I was like, Can you compliment me again when
- 1:36:16Speaker 2: I feel less uncomfortable? That would be great. Maybe another year.
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: I also have a comment on Sarah's rant. It's the
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: difference between the L's and the G's. Okay. We're going
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: to Madrid Pride. Is anybody going to be in Madrid Pride?
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: We're doing a little vacation there. That's July 4th. So
- 1:36:34Speaker 2: the G's are adding a week to Pride. She's trying
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: to constrict us. We're trying to expand into July.
- 1:36:42Speaker 10: Okay.
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: I'm about to be sad for a little bit, so
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I have to end you on something sad.
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: But the reason why we're doing this is because of Andre.
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: I think there are two reasons why this has affected
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: me so much. One is because, kind of what Levitt
- 1:37:02Speaker 2: was saying, I came out of this tradition of being
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: pro-life and being pro-freedom and thinking that that was what.
- 1:37:09Speaker 2: Was animating my political work. And Jeb used to say
- 1:37:12Speaker 2: something about how we wanted to make sure everybody had
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: a chance to live a life of purpose and meaning.
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: And I believed that and thought it wasn't BS. And
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: so the idea that we are doing that, that Republicans,
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: that Donald Trump, that our country is taking away somebody's life,
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: their purpose, and their meaning, really pisses me off. And
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: so that's one reason. And the other reason is just because...
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: I guess just because both me and Andre are gay,
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: I guess, I can just imagine it. And I just want,
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: I'm sorry to do this, but I just want everybody
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: to imagine this with me for a second. He flees Venezuela.
- 1:37:48Speaker 2: He flees communism. He takes a horrible journey across Central America,
- 1:37:55Speaker 2: through Mexico, goes through unimaginable shit, has to deal with cartels,
- 1:37:59Speaker 2: has to find food and shelter. just to get to America,
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: because he thinks here he can live a life of
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: purpose and meaning. He thinks he can be free. And
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: he gets to the border, and he does what he's
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: supposed to do. He signs up for the stupid CBP1
- 1:38:16Speaker 2: app and explains why he had to flee a communist country,
- 1:38:20Speaker 2: and then we let him in. And he sits in
- 1:38:22Speaker 2: a cell, and he's sexually harassed in the cell, and
- 1:38:26Speaker 2: he is abused and attacked, and he is hoping that
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: it's worth it. Because at the end, there's this thing.
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: There's this freedom in this country that he can get.
- 1:38:36Speaker 2: And instead of that, one day he's in the cell.
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: And people come in there. And they shackle him. And
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: they shackle his legs and his hands. And they take
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: him with other Venezuelans to a plane. And he's thinking,
- 1:38:47Speaker 2: this is horrible.
- 1:38:48Speaker 8: But.
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: At least I'm going home to Venezuela, right? At least
- 1:38:51Speaker 2: I get to see my mother and my best friend.
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: And instead of sending him to Venezuela, we send him
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: to a fucking hell in El Salvador. And he gets
- 1:39:01Speaker 2: off the plane and they beat him up and they
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: shave his head and he screams out for his freedom.
- 1:39:07Speaker 2: And he says, I'm gay. I'm not a gangbanger. I like,
- 1:39:10Speaker 2: I want just, you have the wrong person and there's
- 1:39:13Speaker 2: nothing you can do. And they put him in a
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: fucking hole and And he's living a nightmare that you
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: can't imagine. It is just an unimaginable nightmare. And the
- 1:39:22Speaker 2: reason that he's living it is our country, is that
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: we did it to him. The US did it to him.
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: And so it's up to us to get him the
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: fuck out of this nightmare. And so, sorry. And so that,
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: I can't look at Love It right now because I'm
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: going to cry. And so that's why we're doing this.
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: And I really appreciate that you all came. I appreciate
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: especially the gays that came because you could, you know,
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: I don't know, have been at the music festival or
- 1:39:55Speaker 2: something more fun. And so the lesbians were going to
- 1:39:59Speaker 2: do something way less fun. So I appreciate you for
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: coming too, but also kind of you're welcome.
- 1:40:04Speaker 6: Yeah, look, here's the thing. The gays chose this instead
- 1:40:07Speaker 6: of a concert. The lesbians, they would have been asleep
- 1:40:09Speaker 6: by now.
- 1:40:11Speaker 2: And so Sarah usually ends our Bulwark shows with something
- 1:40:15Speaker 2: a little bit more uplifting. And so I want to
- 1:40:18Speaker 2: give her the last word.
- 1:40:20Speaker 7: First of all, thanks everybody so much for coming. This
- 1:40:22Speaker 7: has been super fun.
- 1:40:23Speaker 4: And you guys were a great, awesome audience. But here's
- 1:40:30Speaker 4: the thing that we do close out most of the
- 1:40:32Speaker 4: Bulwark shows with. And I really want to thank Crooked, though,
- 1:40:35Speaker 4: for us doing this together. This was so fun to
- 1:40:37Speaker 4: do together and to bring our audiences together. But, you know,
- 1:40:41Speaker 4: the thing about authoritarians is what they want from us.
- 1:40:46Speaker 7: That's not a joke. Authoritarians are bad.
- 1:40:50Speaker 4: The thing about authoritarians is they want you to be tired.
- 1:40:55Speaker 7: Not like I did poppers all night and now I'm
- 1:40:58Speaker 7: tired the next morning and I need brunch.
- 1:41:00Speaker 4: They want you to feel... Like, deeply exhausted. That's why
- 1:41:04Speaker 4: they try to flood the zone with shit. It's why
- 1:41:06Speaker 4: they try to do so many corrupt things that you
- 1:41:09Speaker 4: don't know where.
- 1:41:09Speaker 7: To grab onto, right? It's why they come back. They
- 1:41:12Speaker 7: didn't lose. Donald Trump didn't lose the election. He just
- 1:41:15Speaker 7: hadn't won yet.
- 1:41:16Speaker 4: That's why they come back and they try to keep
- 1:41:18Speaker 4: you so tired that you won't fight back. So confused,
- 1:41:23Speaker 4: so unable to understand what is truth and what is fiction.
- 1:41:26Speaker 4: And that's what they're doing to people, confusing them and
- 1:41:29Speaker 4: making them tired. And so the one thing that we
- 1:41:32Speaker 4: have to do, and it relates to the Andre thing,
- 1:41:35Speaker 4: is don't get tired, ever.
- 1:41:38Speaker 6: Like, we have to stay.
- 1:41:41Speaker 4: Filled with energy to do this because the biggest thing
- 1:41:45Speaker 4: they want from us is to be tired.
- 1:41:47Speaker 7: So never get tired, never stop, and let's get Andre home.
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: Thank you all so much for coming.
- 1:41:52Speaker 6: That's our show. Thank you so much to Tara Hoot.
- 1:41:55Speaker 2: Thank you, Tara.
- 1:41:56Speaker 6: Thank you to Michael Venone and Sam Stein. Thank you
- 1:41:58Speaker 6: to Congressman Garcia. Thank you to Andre's lawyer and everybody
- 1:42:02Speaker 6: at the Immigrant Defenders Law Center. Thank you all for
- 1:42:05Speaker 6: supporting this. Have a great night. We'll see you at Pride.
- 1:42:08Speaker 2: Bye, everybody.
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