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WDYM you're a Shy Pooper?!?! · WDYM What Do You Mean?

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SPEAKER_00: Hey guys, this is Michael, the host of the WDYM, the What Do You Mean podcast.
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1:26
SPEAKER_00: What is going on?
1:27
SPEAKER_00: I know it's been a very long time, but it doesn't matter because we're doing one right now.
1:32
SPEAKER_00: And you know, as of the year of 2022, we are doing 40 episodes.
1:36
SPEAKER_00: I didn't say when, but regardless of that, we're gonna film an episode.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: We're gonna film an episode, we're gonna record a podcast.
1:43
SPEAKER_00: And uh I got a special guest with me, my sister, uh Jennifer Gillespie.
1:48
SPEAKER_00: Everybody, say hi.
1:48
SPEAKER_00: Hello, how are you doing?
1:50
SPEAKER_00: Yay! Yay.
1:53
SPEAKER_00: So without further ado, we are going to start this podcast.
1:59
SPEAKER_00: Now, normally when I do a podcast, I do some type of research, some type of uh research so I can figure out you know what I'm talking about.
2:07
SPEAKER_00: If I'm gonna talk about the bangles, I look up the history of the bangles, this, that, and the other, or do you know what I did about Wayne Brady and his dunkle shit.
2:15
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, with that being said, we're doing an impromptu podcast with your topic.
2:23
SPEAKER_01: This is true.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
2:24
SPEAKER_00: So um, first off, that that is a little scary to talk about, but either way, let's shoot it.
2:33
SPEAKER_00: Well, let's let's shoot the breeze, so to speak.
2:35
SPEAKER_00: What is this mystery topic?
2:37
SPEAKER_01: So today, uh huh, the the title of your podcast is What Do You Mean?
2:43
SPEAKER_01: So I recently been put in a what do you mean situation, and I come here to get your perspective and views and ask, is it just me or is this a what do you mean situation?
2:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay, now I'm intrigued.
3:00
SPEAKER_00: So uh that's that's explain the situation.
3:02
SPEAKER_00: What is the situation?
3:04
SPEAKER_01: So recently Ohio had an ice storm.
3:07
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
3:08
SPEAKER_01: And I do work in a healthcare facil facility where my presence is necessary.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: This is true.
3:16
SPEAKER_01: And on the day of the ice storm that was coming to Ohio, we all knew and prepared for this said ice storm, right?
3:26
SPEAKER_01: So I this is I'm new to my job.
3:29
SPEAKER_01: And so on the day that of the ice storm, I was at work.
3:35
SPEAKER_01: Am I too loud?
3:36
SPEAKER_01: No, keep going.
3:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm at work and I get uh put in a situation where they say, Hey, we're gonna put you in a hotel overnight.
3:45
SPEAKER_01: So that way you can be there for the next day at work.
3:49
SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking to myself, cool, this sounds amazing.
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SPEAKER_01: In my head, I have my white robe on, me dancing in my hotel room.
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SPEAKER_01: But no, to my surprise, we were put in a hotel room with other co-workers.
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SPEAKER_01: Is this a what do you mean situation or is this normal?
4:13
SPEAKER_02: No.
4:15
SPEAKER_01: When as an adult are you put in a situation where you have to room with co-workers, basically strangers, and shower and bathe and be prepared for the next day for not one day, but two days in a row.
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SPEAKER_01: Is this a what do you mean situation?
4:33
SPEAKER_01: Yes or no?
4:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
4:35
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:35
SPEAKER_00: So let's recap this.
4:37
SPEAKER_00: So my the the the facility you're working in, they're saying, hey, we're expecting a snowstorm.
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SPEAKER_00: Um we don't want you to go, we don't want you to leave because you might not come back for the next day work.
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SPEAKER_00: And on top of that, we'll put you in a hotel, and then after that hotel, after that hotel, oh wait, we're gonna put you in a hotel room, and then we're going to bunk you with somebody else.
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SPEAKER_01: With three other strangers, not not one, three other people in a one room.
5:13
SPEAKER_01: Please explain to me.
5:19
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so immediately this doesn't even feel like something you want to do.
5:24
SPEAKER_00: So let's let's let's rewind back.
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SPEAKER_00: Does this room have three bedrooms?
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SPEAKER_01: It has two beds and I believe it was like uh two beds and two pullouts.
5:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, so the the place that you're putting in has four beds with co-workers of the same sex?
5:42
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, yeah, the same sex.
5:44
SPEAKER_01: So it'll be me and three other women.
5:48
SPEAKER_00: I okay, this is a for me, this is one of those uh let me see if I got the right right sound for this one.
5:56
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
5:57
SPEAKER_00: Hold on, I gotta get the right sound for this one.
6:03
SPEAKER_00: There it is.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: No, this is this is not happening.
6:06
SPEAKER_00: If if the if my company wants me to stay overnight, I gotta initially I have no problem with that.
6:14
SPEAKER_00: But then you want me to room with two other people that I don't know how their their style is?
6:19
SPEAKER_01: Right.
6:19
SPEAKER_01: So we were saying, how do I know?
6:21
SPEAKER_01: What if I have night tears?
6:23
SPEAKER_01: What if I like what if somebody likes to sleep alone with no clothes on?
6:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, how am I supposed to adapt to this accommodation and feel comfortable enough to sleep next to a coworker?
6:35
SPEAKER_01: Now, mind you, what situation would you ever be put in in life where you would have to sleep as an adult with next to somebody you work with?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
6:46
SPEAKER_00: This this is this is this is a um this is a failure on your part on uh this company's fault because there's no way, one, that one, I'm staying, and two, I don't gotta offer because like when you came in, you only had your work clothes.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: Right.
7:00
SPEAKER_00: So therefore, strike one is I don't got no comfy clothes.
7:03
SPEAKER_01: Right?
7:04
SPEAKER_00: True.
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SPEAKER_00: So that's number one.
7:06
SPEAKER_00: I have no comfy clothes.
7:08
SPEAKER_00: Secondly, how am I eating?
7:09
SPEAKER_01: This is true.
7:10
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm I'm I'm I'm eating I'm stuck with I'm stuck in a hotel with uh what the couple the grinds for a coffee for the next morning.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't have nothing to eat.
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SPEAKER_00: That's strike two.
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SPEAKER_00: Strike three is I'm sleeping with these two other people that you we don't know what's going on.
7:25
SPEAKER_00: Don't forget that COVID is still a thing that's going on.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: So that that that is one thing.
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SPEAKER_00: That's the two of the three things that that doesn't make sense for me.
7:35
SPEAKER_00: Lastly, who's claiming bed?
7:40
SPEAKER_00: Look, I want bed.
7:42
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not pulling pull-out couch.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't I got seniority, I don't care.
7:46
SPEAKER_01: And mind you, the people who went too were like bosses and lead staff, they all slept in a room together.
7:54
SPEAKER_01: And then like the regular employees, which is us, were all sleeping a room together too.
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SPEAKER_01: And I was like, this comfort this is beyond my comfortable level at all.
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SPEAKER_01: I can't understand why they would even think that that was right.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
8:08
SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, wait, the last time I did it, I probably went to Camp Camagar.
8:13
SPEAKER_01: When I was like in the ninth grade, you know what I mean?
8:15
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, how is this normal?
8:19
SPEAKER_00: If in a situation like that, the I gotta get my one, I can need my own room.
8:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay, yes.
8:24
SPEAKER_00: If I'm doing you a favor and staying in my room where I'm not going home, you need to supply me my own room.
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SPEAKER_00: Number two, I need like some kind of meal brochure, meal ticket.
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SPEAKER_00: So I give me something to eat on your behalf.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm getting something good, like five guys or something big, so I can eat that.
8:40
SPEAKER_00: Because you I mean I'm doing you a favor.
8:42
SPEAKER_00: And this is probably a multi-million dollar company that makes a whole bunch of money.
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SPEAKER_00: You can spare a good voucher$30 for me to get something to eat.
8:49
SPEAKER_01: And then on the room situation, there's there's hotels all around where we're at.
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SPEAKER_01: And for them to, I mean, this happened like on a Wednesday.
8:57
SPEAKER_01: You tell me there was no rooms available where they couldn't afford to give us our own room.
9:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:03
SPEAKER_01: There, I was just like, there is no way I'm staying in a room with a co-worker.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, what if I snore?
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SPEAKER_01: And then you know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: It was like, man, Jennifer was blowing it up last night.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: This is uncomfortable to me to the full.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, there is no level, and then like you're going out your comfort zone to say if you did sleep at the hotel for a thank you, good job.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: Nothing, you know what I mean, for a bonus or hey, or anything, just a thank you, good job.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
9:34
SPEAKER_00: And the thing, and the thing is that the the the when these type of situations that you got, you got the next day, the next day effect, you know, like hey, you know, I was I was in that same room, and uh, you know, you were farting a lot, Michael.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: Well, like, why what's wrong with you?
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Like, hey, I have eternal bowel movement syndrome, that's none of your business.
9:53
SPEAKER_00: And then you got, you know, there's other things.
9:55
SPEAKER_00: Hey, like, I noticed you didn't brush your teeth this morning.
9:58
SPEAKER_00: What's wrong with you?
9:59
SPEAKER_00: Did you not you don't believe in brushing your teeth first thing in the morning?
10:02
SPEAKER_00: You know, you gotta live with those things with co-workers, and that is, in my opinion, that's excessive.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: That's too much.
10:07
SPEAKER_01: Right.
10:08
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
10:09
SPEAKER_00: But uh on the WDYM, we get a chance for you to feedback.
10:12
SPEAKER_00: If you have any feedback, let us know what you would do.
10:14
SPEAKER_00: So it's safe to say that this didn't happen.
10:16
SPEAKER_01: This didn't happen.
10:18
SPEAKER_01: And uh let's say to say uh I was off for two days because the ice storm, and then we were buried in.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: But there's no way I was called.
10:27
SPEAKER_01: And mind you, I'm just I just started this job, been there less than a year, but this is way out of my comfort zone.
10:34
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, is it just me?
10:36
SPEAKER_01: Or am I is this normal?
10:39
SPEAKER_01: Like, there's no way this is normal.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: No, that's not no.
10:41
SPEAKER_00: They they if they're gonna offer something, they need to offer it with an incentive.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Again, like I I've learned from my time at Chipotle that if they if a company will use you, they will find a way to use you and suck you dry, pause that you know, they will do that, these companies would do that with no, hey, we don't care about you.
10:59
SPEAKER_00: So therefore, I always learn that I'm gonna take as much as I can from these companies as possible.
11:05
SPEAKER_00: So if you're gonna offer me a night at a hotel, I'm gonna need a I need a uh I need to voucher for some food.
11:11
SPEAKER_00: I need something to eat, I need some incentive to stay.
11:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:15
SPEAKER_00: If not, I'm I'm I'm gonna risk it.
11:16
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go home.
11:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then they were like, Jennifer, are you sure you don't want to go to the hotel?
11:20
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I don't even have any work, I don't even have any clothes.
11:23
SPEAKER_01: What am I gonna sleep?
11:24
SPEAKER_01: What am I sleeping in?
11:25
SPEAKER_01: How am I clothes gonna be like because I was already up there, right?
11:27
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, How am I gonna wash clothes?
11:29
SPEAKER_01: How am I you know what I mean?
11:30
SPEAKER_01: It was just such an inconvenience.
11:32
SPEAKER_01: And then for then uh for some people did do it.
11:34
SPEAKER_01: Like really like, yeah.
11:36
SPEAKER_01: There was like men, well, most you know, men, y'all y'all, y'all different.
11:40
SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, no, no, I'm not gonna be lumped into that because I I I care about my own hygiene, I care about all that.
11:47
SPEAKER_00: So therefore, it the only way I'll do it if I get my own room.
11:50
SPEAKER_00: Um I'm if I'm spoogy or special about that, so be it.
11:53
SPEAKER_00: However, there's stipulations for me to stay on for your personal gain for that company's gain.
11:59
SPEAKER_00: If I'm staying, I'm getting my room by myself.
12:01
SPEAKER_01: So say if they would have offered you a voucher and all that, but the bottom line would have been the room.
12:08
SPEAKER_00: With somebody else?
12:09
SPEAKER_01: With somebody else, you would have been like, okay, you know.
12:11
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
12:11
SPEAKER_01: I I work with Tom every day.
12:13
SPEAKER_01: He's fine.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: No.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: Because there's gonna be something.
12:16
SPEAKER_00: Something's gonna happen between that time I get to the hotel and I see Tom as an example, and he's gonna do something.
12:22
SPEAKER_00: Like, dude, I saw you itching your booty crack and you didn't you didn't wash your hands afterwards.
12:25
SPEAKER_00: Therefore, I I can't trust you with food.
12:27
SPEAKER_00: That stays in my mind when I see this person.
12:30
SPEAKER_00: Like I know Tom is a booty cracker, he itches his booty crack, and he doesn't wash his hands.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: Therefore, every time I see him on the line with food, I'm like, hey, did he happen to wash his hands?
12:39
SPEAKER_00: I mean, what happens?
12:40
SPEAKER_00: I didn't see him.
12:41
SPEAKER_00: What if he like, yeah, Mike, I'm gonna go around the corner and grab some.
12:43
SPEAKER_00: What if he was that whole time around the corner?
12:45
SPEAKER_00: He was going ham on his booty crack.
12:47
SPEAKER_00: We can't we can't have that.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: Therefore, those those walls that we have when I don't see this person for another eight or you know, another 12 hours because he don't come back to work.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: I don't need that in my mind when I see him work.
12:58
SPEAKER_01: Right.
12:59
SPEAKER_01: And then, like, you know, like I think when you're sleeping, that's like when you're at your most vulnerable.
13:03
SPEAKER_01: And you can you imagine like you're sleeping around strangers?
13:06
SPEAKER_01: What if they had like a bone to pick with you?
13:08
SPEAKER_01: Like, remember that day at work and they're gonna come snuff you out.
13:13
SPEAKER_01: You that's what you get.
13:15
SPEAKER_01: Remember that day at work and you know those mashed potatoes were lumpy.
13:20
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, oh, I had to I had to come to the podcast and be like, oh, I've been holding this because I gotta tell Michael what happened.
13:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
13:28
SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, that that's a no-go.
13:29
SPEAKER_00: That's not gonna happen.
13:30
SPEAKER_01: Um definitely a what do you mean situation?
13:33
SPEAKER_00: That is a what do you mean situation, but what do you mean I'm not staying at your hotel?
13:38
SPEAKER_00: Because you didn't you didn't you didn't sweeten the pot, and I don't trust it's not it's I don't trust people that much.
13:44
SPEAKER_00: You know, we we see even with COVID, people you know, not washing their hands.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: You gotta put a sign on the door to tell you to wash your hands before you come back to work in the restroom.
13:54
SPEAKER_00: We still have problems in 2022.
13:56
SPEAKER_00: That's automatic for me, you know?
13:59
SPEAKER_00: Right.
13:59
SPEAKER_00: And now and then I get the opportunity to see people outside their work uh doing that, it just it's just a recipe for a bad recipe for something bad to happen, and then I gotta switch jobs because Tom is nasty.
14:12
SPEAKER_01: And then have you ever been in a situation like say if you friends with somebody at work, and then like if you ever try to hang out with somebody outside of work, your dynamic is like totally off.
14:23
SPEAKER_01: So that's why I'm saying, like, what comfort level would they you have to sleep next to somebody in that same situation?
14:30
SPEAKER_01: Like, there's no way.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and and and and just in like my mentality of work, it's always do my eight and go home.
14:36
SPEAKER_00: Right.
14:37
SPEAKER_00: I don't need you, I don't need you past eight hours.
14:39
SPEAKER_00: I need you from working.
14:40
SPEAKER_02: Right.
14:40
SPEAKER_00: That I want to see you at the hotel open the door, oh Tom's here.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: Like, oh shoot.
14:45
SPEAKER_00: No.
14:46
SPEAKER_00: That's a um that's a no on there.
14:48
SPEAKER_00: So um, with that being said, we could probably stop the pot the mini podcast.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Not bad, 14 minutes.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: Um, hey, that was not that was not bad.
14:57
SPEAKER_00: I like that.
14:57
SPEAKER_00: I like that.
14:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna have to come back.
15:00
SPEAKER_00: We're gonna have to talk about uh pooping in public and not not not just a quick mention of that.
15:10
SPEAKER_00: I don't have a problem doing a public poop, like you know, hey, I gotta go to the restroom at the hospital, unlike some people, but we will save that for another time.
15:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
15:19
SPEAKER_00: Okay, because I no, why not?
15:21
SPEAKER_00: Go into that.
15:23
SPEAKER_00: I can use a public restroom because I don't know about you, when that feeling comes around where you gotta go, I'm not gonna just hey, I need to wait to go home to blow the toilet up.
15:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna blow the toilet up at Frisch's because it's available.
15:36
SPEAKER_00: But some people, my sister, you can't do that.
15:41
SPEAKER_01: No, why my spinker is bashful.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: I am not releasing, I cannot, even if I try.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: Now I can't say if it was an emergency situation, then yeah.
15:56
SPEAKER_01: But other than that, normal every day.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: Why?
15:59
SPEAKER_01: No, why?
16:00
SPEAKER_01: I cannot.
16:01
SPEAKER_00: So if okay, so for the audience, you know, I don't I don't think I've ever disclosed this.
16:06
SPEAKER_00: I am lactose intolerant.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: So if I decide to eat some ice cream, there's a good chance that before I get home, I might have to stop and use the restroom at a gas station, at uh, I don't know, anywhere, a restaurant, freshers come in, fake the food, like hey, I'm about to order it real quick, I'm about to go in the back, blow you up, come get a Penn Station sandwich on my way out.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: I could do that.
16:28
SPEAKER_00: So in an emergency situation like that, like you have to go.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: You're not yourself in that situation.
16:38
SPEAKER_01: What like I if if if lactose happens like that, it'll just which I'm lactose intolerant too, uh-huh, I avoid all that kind of food.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm not eating no cheese pizza, no, I'm gonna eat ice cream out in public.
16:52
SPEAKER_01: What no?
16:52
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you shouldn't well.
16:56
SPEAKER_00: The thing is, you shouldn't live life like that.
16:57
SPEAKER_00: If there's great a chance to eat greater's ice cream, you're not gonna do it.
17:01
SPEAKER_01: I can I bring it home?
17:02
SPEAKER_01: I can bring the gator's ice cream.
17:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you can bring the gallon home.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: So that's what you're gonna do.
17:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not, no.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: Really?
17:10
SPEAKER_01: No, I cannot.
17:11
SPEAKER_01: I I don't think I could even poop upstairs in your house.
17:14
SPEAKER_01: You you so you can't even My spinter is uh bashful.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: Here you're like we're recording in my house right now.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: You're trying to tell me in my house.
17:24
SPEAKER_00: You've been over numerous times.
17:25
SPEAKER_00: You can't go use a restaurant.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: You serious?
17:27
SPEAKER_01: I cannot.
17:30
SPEAKER_01: Really?
17:31
SPEAKER_01: What wait why would I have to?
17:34
SPEAKER_01: I need to be at home around surrounded by my walls, my comfort level.
17:41
SPEAKER_01: Think of No, I cannot.
17:43
SPEAKER_01: See, that's why I always thought maybe the hotel thing was just me.
17:47
SPEAKER_00: The hotel thing's a completely different thing.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: You're among family.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: Nobody's gonna judge you if you Jennifer left the toilet.
17:53
SPEAKER_00: Woo wee, man.
17:54
SPEAKER_00: That's that stink.
17:56
SPEAKER_00: You're among family.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: Uh but my comfort level.
18:00
SPEAKER_00: So you're not comfortable in my house?
18:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm comfortable, but I'm not comfortable enough to poop in your house.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: No.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: So now I'm I'm I'm wondering what the hell do you think?
18:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've ever pooped at your house, never.
18:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't think uh I mean I can't.
18:14
SPEAKER_00: I've never noticed it.
18:15
SPEAKER_00: Now, next time you can eat, and I'm gonna have like I'm gonna put some extra milk in there just to see.
18:21
SPEAKER_01: Remember, we were somewhere, I think that we came back from visiting Julius a couple years ago, and I had to go, and I was like, Mom, you gotta take me home now.
18:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
18:32
SPEAKER_00: Wasn't that the Starbucks?
18:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was the Starbucks.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: Y'all that was all and I remember that vividly because I was not gonna poop nowhere but in my house.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
18:43
SPEAKER_00: Talk about news.
18:45
SPEAKER_00: That is news.
18:46
SPEAKER_00: You won't even poop in my house.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: I know this is a weird topic, ladies and gentlemen, but this needs to be talked about.
18:52
SPEAKER_00: I did not, I never, it never crossed my mind that you haven't used the restroom hair.
18:58
SPEAKER_00: Now, it's like that's that's my that's a little mind-blowing.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: That yeah, like I like I literally'll just be like fighting it back and be like sweating profusely and be like until I get home.
19:08
SPEAKER_00: And like you'll be here for like good six, eight hours sometimes.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: But if it comes to the point where I'll be like, take me home now, then So all those times you try to rush mom out of here, do you have to poop in?
19:23
SPEAKER_00: Like, mom, quit talking, we gotta go.
19:26
SPEAKER_00: And we just started talking like an hour ago.
19:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
19:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm a shy pooper.
19:34
SPEAKER_01: I this is not like pe there's other people that's like me too.
19:38
SPEAKER_00: Really?
19:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we need to start a group like a shy pooper a Facebook group with shy poopers.
19:43
SPEAKER_01: Shy poopers.
19:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: I I I I don't have that.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't what should it be?
19:48
SPEAKER_00: What is it?
19:49
SPEAKER_00: What should it be shy about?
19:50
SPEAKER_00: I mean, when you go to the restroom, you there's certain expectations.
19:53
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna hear you're gonna hear all that.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: Those are those are sounds and expectations you expect to hear.
20:06
SPEAKER_01: But okay, when you the other person sitting in the other bathroom, you just in there peeing at somebody and they're ripping it up, you like, oh my god.
20:13
SPEAKER_00: I mean, initially, yeah.
20:16
SPEAKER_00: But that's not like I don't know this guy.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, oh, that was Larry.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: Larry, you nasty.
20:20
SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna see this guy no more.
20:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm at a gas station.
20:24
unknown: Right.
20:24
SPEAKER_00: You know, like, hey, I'm just letting this thing go and I'm getting back on the road.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: I mean, if someone was out, you know, outside pointing the finger, hey man, that was him stall too.
20:32
SPEAKER_00: That was you, wasn't it?
20:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:34
SPEAKER_00: How'd you know?
20:37
SPEAKER_00: What'd you eat today?
20:38
SPEAKER_00: Hey, that's a cheese burdo from Taco Bell, boy.
20:41
SPEAKER_00: That was a lot.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: But I'm just saying, I and look, it's no shame in the game because we all do it.
20:47
SPEAKER_00: We all do it.
20:48
SPEAKER_00: We all do it, yeah.
20:49
SPEAKER_00: We all do it.
20:50
SPEAKER_01: But I need to be in my bathroom, in my thoughts, listen to my music on my toilet.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: I cannot.
20:58
SPEAKER_01: I don't, I don't my sphincter is shy.
21:02
SPEAKER_00: Really?
21:02
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
21:03
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: So the old thing if I went to that hotel and I had to.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you you're not.
21:08
SPEAKER_00: That's what that's the real reason why you don't want to stay in a hotel room.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: I got a doo-doo, and this is this is too many of y'all in the room right now, so I need my own room.
21:18
SPEAKER_00: I need my own room with my own toilet.
21:21
SPEAKER_00: My goodness.
21:22
SPEAKER_00: Look, that can't, I cannot believe that.
21:25
unknown: I cannot believe that.
21:28
SPEAKER_01: But I think I've always been like that.
21:30
SPEAKER_01: Really?
21:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because like I remember like when when I worked at one job, and I would be like, if I had to go, I would be like going in the basement, like where I knew nobody won't go come around, but that's only if I had to go.
21:42
SPEAKER_01: Other than that, I don't go.
21:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't even think I've I've gone like where I work at now, never.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so rewind back to your previous job.
21:50
SPEAKER_00: There's only and we and this job, I used to work there too.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: So the the restroom in the back.
21:58
SPEAKER_01: No, never.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: What?
22:01
SPEAKER_01: Never no.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: You must have got some.
22:06
SPEAKER_00: Your colon must be disciplined like crazy.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: What would I have to do that there for?
22:13
SPEAKER_00: Did you eat lunch at work?
22:16
SPEAKER_01: I ate like we would eat.
22:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
22:19
SPEAKER_01: So okay, so you tell me from the time I eat, three hours later, I should be like, No!
22:26
SPEAKER_00: I eat three times, I poop maybe four times.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
22:29
SPEAKER_01: No, mine don't work like that.
22:31
SPEAKER_01: What?
22:31
SPEAKER_01: You poop you poop three times a day?
22:34
SPEAKER_00: I you know, um maybe Yeah, I do.
22:39
SPEAKER_00: So?
22:43
SPEAKER_00: I I that's that's that's that's normal for me.
22:46
SPEAKER_00: Uh like a baby.
22:47
SPEAKER_00: If if you're eating like babies do, they eat, they poop.
22:51
SPEAKER_00: That's normal.
22:52
SPEAKER_00: I I always consider that normal.
22:53
SPEAKER_01: Well, thank god I ain't that baby.
22:55
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
22:57
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: Now you're making me think something wrong with my poop scale.
23:01
SPEAKER_01: No, I mean, obviously not, because you got it under control.
23:05
SPEAKER_00: I can't, I can't know.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: If I if I got the feeling like a square, when it makes a noise, okay.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Well like I ain't gonna have no accident on my side.
23:13
SPEAKER_01: I would hope not.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: Like, I'll be like shitty drones like legit friends.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: This is uh this is a family-friendly podcast.
23:21
SPEAKER_00: No cursor.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: You had to beat that.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: I got the beat, but I don't I'm not gonna do all that.
23:28
SPEAKER_00: No.
23:29
SPEAKER_00: But no, I mean that's that's that's now that's the question.
23:32
SPEAKER_00: If is everybody, is there more people like that?
23:35
SPEAKER_00: I think if I ever if I ever have other guests on, I'm gonna ask them, are you a what'd you call it?
23:41
SPEAKER_00: A uh shy pooper.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: Shy pooper.
23:45
SPEAKER_01: What do you that's the My Sphinctur is bashful?
23:48
SPEAKER_01: That's the title.
23:49
SPEAKER_00: The title of this one is What do you mean you're a shy pooper?
23:53
SPEAKER_00: That's what that's the title.
23:54
SPEAKER_00: And we'll see how we do.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: And anyway, uh, we're gonna end this podcast here.
23:58
SPEAKER_00: And also, shout out to the people in Puerto Rico and Taiwan who listen to the podcast.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: I surely do appreciate it.
24:05
SPEAKER_00: But as for this episode, this is for the YD the WDYM.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: This is your host, Michael Gilles, we were special host, guest host, Jennifer.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: And we will talk to you guys later.
24:15
SPEAKER_00: Peace out.