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Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé

Right then… strap in you filthy animals, this one’s an absolute state from start to finish.

The boys are back chatting pure nonsense, kicking off with gout chat (rock ‘n’ roll, lads) before immediately descending into a medically inaccurate but deeply disturbing breakdown of diet, injuries, and why you should never kick a door frame in anger. Life lessons, sort of.

From there it’s straight into festival war stories, and honestly… it’s chaos:

Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé onto stage like she’s a sack of spuds

Nearly dying from nuclear-level hot sauce (and the aftermath… Jesus Christ)

Silent discos…

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