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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton, what's about for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: If you feel like a total sideshow today, blame the
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  Speaker 2: stars because everything is all out of whack. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to tell you exactly what you're about to get
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  Speaker 2: in today based on your Zodiac sign. If it's your birthday,
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  Speaker 2: we are still in Virgo season. You share a birthday
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  Speaker 2: with Nick Jonas, Chase Stokes, Flo Rida, Gleb from Dancing
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  Speaker 2: with the Stars, Amy Poehler, Metro Boomin, and Jackie Young.
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  Speaker 2: So many celebrity birthdays today. Virgos. Virgos. Let's get right
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  Speaker 2: into it. John Jay, you're going to kind of treat
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  Speaker 2: your partner like a fixer-upper project today. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: kind of ignore who they actually are and focus strictly
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  Speaker 2: on fixing everything about them. And then when they get mad,
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  Speaker 2: they're going to resent you for it. So moving forward,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if they're talking about Blake.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're talking about Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Rich is a fixer-upper for sure.
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  Speaker 2: But tread lightly, whatever you do today.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about knee replacement. I got to get this guy
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  Speaker 1: fixed up. My wife, on the other hand, I made
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  Speaker 1: a suggestion to her. Somebody DM'd me about– I took
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  Speaker 1: this picture of Blake. I posted it on my Instagram yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought it was such a cute picture. She
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  Speaker 1: was in an airplane, but the seat was covering her
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  Speaker 1: like right about her nose, just her eyes. And you
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  Speaker 1: could see that she was smiling, and she has such
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  Speaker 1: a happy face. So I took a picture, and then
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  Speaker 1: somebody messaged me, and they're an eyebrow person. And they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I would really like to work on Blake. I could
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  Speaker 1: do this to her eyebrows, whatever. And I was like, ooh,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds cool. So I said to Blake, hey, let's
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  Speaker 1: get your eyebrows done. Whoops.
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  Speaker 2: Right, are her eyebrows not fine as they are?
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  Speaker 1: I would just say it the way the lady said
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  Speaker 1: it to me. And then she sent me a picture.
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  Speaker 1: I go, that looks really cool. She was going to
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  Speaker 1: do the eyebrows. Anyway, I'm dealing with that right now.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to lean towards Rich is the fixer-upper.
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  Speaker 1: Rich is the fixer-upper. I'll take a little heat for it. Jamie,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Jamie. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Taurus. Okay, so for my Taurus this morning,
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  Speaker 2: you guys are going to stay in a situation two
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  Speaker 2: years past its expiration date purely because you just don't
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  Speaker 2: like change. You might love their dog or you just
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  Speaker 2: don't want to adjust your routine. You're not loyal. You're
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  Speaker 2: just a little stubborn and lazy sometimes. So be careful
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  Speaker 2: because the stars are out to get my Tauruses today.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like me. Thank you. You're welcome. Thanks, Jamie. Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Hey, Jessica, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I'm an Aquarius. Okay, for my Aquarius, you guys kind
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  Speaker 2: of act completely detached and you pretend that you don't
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  Speaker 2: have feelings. But then you low-key get mad when the
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  Speaker 2: other person isn't like reading your mind. So tread lightly
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  Speaker 2: today as well because the stars are not in my
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  Speaker 2: Aquarius favor. Okay, yep, that sounds just like me. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Jessica. Good morning, Paula. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Leo. I'm a Leo too, Paula. Okay. As Leos, we
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  Speaker 2: don't really fall in love with someone. We fall in
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  Speaker 2: love with how good we look next to them. So
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  Speaker 2: moving forward today and the rest of the days, we
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  Speaker 2: really got to look into that because the second that
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  Speaker 2: they don't match our aesthetic or stroke our ego enough,
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  Speaker 2: we're starting to look for an upgrade. Okay. Well, thank you, Peyton. Thanks, Paula.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: How about Rich, Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pisces. We all know that you kind of fall
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  Speaker 2: in love with like a made-up version of someone that
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  Speaker 2: you've made up in your head. And then you act
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  Speaker 2: completely heartbroken and betrayed when they turn out to be
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  Speaker 2: a regular human being with flaws. So moving forward, just
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  Speaker 2: accept people for who they are, Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Sure, why not? How about Libras? Kyle, you like
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  Speaker 2: aggressively flirt with the bartender or like maybe your partner's
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  Speaker 2: friend right in front of them. And you're like, it's
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  Speaker 2: harmless just to see if you've got game. So the
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  Speaker 2: stars are saying, stop leaving a trail of emotional sabotage
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  Speaker 2: for sport, please. And thank you. Or maybe we're just
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  Speaker 2: friendly and people are interpreting it as flirting.
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps. All right. If we missed your sign, they're all
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  Speaker 1: posted on our website, johnjainrich.com.