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The Complete History of Last Action Hero Figures - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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  Speaker 1: We'll return after these messengers. Yeah, here's a rest Daniel
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  Speaker 1: podcast on doctor show, Fucking Glendo?
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  Speaker 2: What's day?
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  Speaker 1: March?
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  Speaker 3: Look good?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome everyone to Major marks dot com the September Bonus.
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  Speaker 1: I am your host. No, I'm not Danny from the
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  Speaker 1: Last Action Hero toy line. What a nerd too? Danny?
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  Speaker 1: What a nerd? Matt card Donut? What's up, guys?
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  Speaker 3: And it's me Brian Slada.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also your brucers show Smart Mark Sterling. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh baby, we did it Last Action Hero hold on
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  Speaker 1: before we sat Brian, did you watch it?
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  Speaker 3: Half of it last night the other half this morning? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm back in college making my deadlines
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  Speaker 3: by the skin of my teeth.
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  Speaker 1: But I did it. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: That's as long as you watched it. Thank you, of course. Guys.
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  Speaker 2: How are we starting this?
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  Speaker 3: No? I like to do this first. Yes, I can
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  Speaker 3: go first because I don't have much to say. But
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  Speaker 3: I watched the video which made me think I understand
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  Speaker 3: why fair with me? This came out in ninety three.
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  Speaker 3: I'm eight years old. I definitely did not see it
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  Speaker 3: in the theater. I remember seeing the toys and the toy
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  Speaker 3: rack I never owned a single toy, but I definitely
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  Speaker 3: saw this movie because things were coming back to me
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  Speaker 3: as I was watching it, like certain scenes and stuff
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  Speaker 3: like the thing on the rooftop and him falling. I
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  Speaker 3: just I have like memories of it. So I want
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  Speaker 3: to say this was like a Blockbuster video night one
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  Speaker 3: and done for me until thirty eight year old me
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  Speaker 3: watched it this morning.
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  Speaker 1: All right for me, I saw it in the theater,
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of the toys. We'll talk about the
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  Speaker 1: toy line later. But then I never you know, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get the VHS. Maybe I watched it on HBO
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  Speaker 1: or rent different Blockbus. I don't even really remember that.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't see it again until I bought the
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  Speaker 1: DVD and like whatever, DVD's became a thing like the
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  Speaker 1: early two thousands, right, And then I haven't seen it
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  Speaker 1: until this past weekend. I have a lot of thoughts
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  Speaker 1: about it. Even as a kid, I used the Danny
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  Speaker 1: figure as Matt Cardona because I was the president of
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  Speaker 1: the new WWF with my bone crunches, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't stop thinking about that the whole time. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: I was looking at this kid, going did Matt have
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  Speaker 2: that hair?
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  Speaker 3: Did you have every kid Home Improvement hair?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that JTT hair. He's like a bootleg JTT.
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  Speaker 3: But what I also discovered it through watching like a
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  Speaker 3: video about about this movie. A big reason that it's
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  Speaker 3: not like a big thing because it got absolutely smashed
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  Speaker 3: by a little movie called Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so for me is very similar, but I remember
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  Speaker 2: being very excited for it. I mean so in retrospect
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  Speaker 2: looking at this right, this is the weird thing about
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  Speaker 2: nineties and eighties kids like the movies that we watched
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  Speaker 2: compared to the movies that kids are watching now. Brosky
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  Speaker 2: won't understand this, but I watched the shit out of
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  Speaker 2: Twins Total Recall, Kindergarten cop Terminator two. Okay, that that's
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  Speaker 2: eighty eight ninety ninety ninety one for for our man
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  Speaker 2: Arnold Swartzenegger. Right, Twins is not a kid's movie. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what the fuck I was watching that at.
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  Speaker 1: Six years old.
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  Speaker 2: For Total Recall has boobs in it. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck I.
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  Speaker 3: Was watching that.
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  Speaker 1: Watch as a kid Terminator.
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  Speaker 2: Two people are melting, dying and shot in the head,
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  Speaker 2: stabbed in the eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Toys movie and those toys. This movie has a lot
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  Speaker 3: of guns.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm watching that at seven years old. But anyways, regardless,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big Arnold Towartzenegger fan. You see the trailer
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  Speaker 2: to this, Oh shit, Arnold copy.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually another thing I do. I remember the trailer
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  Speaker 3: and like anticipating it, like thinking like, oh, this is
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  Speaker 3: cool movie.
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  Speaker 2: And then, you know, as far as my memories go,
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  Speaker 2: watched it, thought it was weird. Probably didn't understand in
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  Speaker 2: my mind why I thought it was weird, and I
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  Speaker 2: never watched it again. And I and I barely owned
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  Speaker 2: the toys. I might have had one Arnold and that
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  Speaker 2: I got it as a gift, and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: So during my research I found out that this was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be called extremely violent at first, and it
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  Speaker 1: was always a movie about Danny, you know, somehow getting
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  Speaker 1: into an action movie and like knowing what was going
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  Speaker 1: on because he was a kid who loved action movies.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of it does kind of snowball into that a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. It's totally different from the original concept. It
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  Speaker 1: was actually Arnold who didn't want it to be called
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  Speaker 1: extremely violent. Didn't want the last action hero figures to
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  Speaker 1: come with guns, even though those guns all in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: He realized it was a kid's movie. But he realizes
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  Speaker 1: now it was a flat But at the time everyone
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  Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be a massive success and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: The stunts are next level in this thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think the concept is actually, like really really cool
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  Speaker 1: and I actually appreciated a lot more watching it.
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  Speaker 3: Now, guys, I will say this, I think I loved it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I really really enjoyed it. It's a great concept. If
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  Speaker 3: you're in on the gag and you don't take it
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  Speaker 3: so seriously, you know that it's like a tongue in
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  Speaker 3: cheek scenario.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome. I think I think things I loved about
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  Speaker 1: it now, like where Maria Arnold's wife is like, don't
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  Speaker 1: plug platter Hollywood, it's not don't play. Yeah, that was fine.
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  Speaker 3: That was the one old eye obser who messes up
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  Speaker 3: like regular phrases, like basically like he would do you
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  Speaker 3: know it was killing me? Bro my me goes no,
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  Speaker 3: then you'd be right back around to where you were.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's not the man. That was that simple was
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  Speaker 3: killing me.
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  Speaker 2: Here here's my here's my whole problem with the movie.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was a half comedy and a half
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  Speaker 2: serious action film, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Think that I disagree. It's never serious.
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  Speaker 2: I think that there was parts where they really wanted
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  Speaker 2: you to be in and worried about what was happening, I.
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  Speaker 3: Thought, and disbelief, and they want you to get invested
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  Speaker 3: in it.
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  Speaker 2: But I can't be invested in it because I don't
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  Speaker 2: give a fuck because it's a comedy. That's the thing
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  Speaker 2: that's problem Mark.
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  Speaker 1: But I also agree with Brian because there's no real
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  Speaker 1: threat to anybody until they get into the real life
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  Speaker 1: where jacksonar get shot for real and it's not a movie,
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  Speaker 1: so it's not you know, a.
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  Speaker 3: Flesh yeah for sure. At the end, yeah, there is,
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  Speaker 3: for sure, there's there's doubt, right.
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  Speaker 1: But that's it's so fast. Yeah. Everything else is like
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  Speaker 1: the bad guy's names like fart, you know. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a little too by the way.
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  Speaker 2: I think that there was some clever I think there
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  Speaker 2: were some clever moments in the film. I think that
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  Speaker 2: it was a very interesting concept. I think that it's
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  Speaker 2: a concept that could be executed by the right person
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  Speaker 2: and the right actors and the right whatever the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I just.
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  Speaker 2: There's two kinds of movies here. There's this, there's this
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  Speaker 2: serious action film where we're worried about Arnold Swarzenegger and
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  Speaker 2: the kid and his family or whatever the fuck and
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  Speaker 2: whoever's in danger. And then there's this spoof of an
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  Speaker 2: action film. Right, so it's basically partly a spoof of
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  Speaker 2: an action film. We know what a spoof is. Naked
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  Speaker 2: gun you've seen that.
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  Speaker 1: We love that.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking ship, Like, not that extreme, but it had that
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  Speaker 3: vibe to me, Like.
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  Speaker 2: I know, so just fucking have that vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Pick one.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they go to the real world though, so
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  Speaker 3: that's kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of and then when it goes to the role and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't give.
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  Speaker 1: A I love when they go to the real world though,
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  Speaker 1: and you see armble as rmble that he runs it
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  Speaker 1: as Jack Slator and he's like, oh, you're the best,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like so many cosplayer but whatever he said,
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  Speaker 1: stut double or whatever. And then the Jack the Ripper
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  Speaker 1: actor is like on the red carpet. Yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I thought the concept was was was pretty good. I
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  Speaker 2: just think they didn't execute it correctly. I think I
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  Speaker 2: was to wonky when it was wonky, and it was
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  Speaker 2: like trying to be too serious when it was serious.
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  Speaker 3: I will contradict myself and say that I'm assuming that
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  Speaker 3: eight year old me. It didn't resonate with me because
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  Speaker 3: I didn't understand it. There's no way I understood what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck was going on. Like so in that sense,
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  Speaker 3: there's not much of a kid's movie. And I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why there's a toy line and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: There's like a lot of toys. I went down that
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  Speaker 3: rabbit hole too.
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  Speaker 1: They must have been banking on this being I hit.
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  Speaker 3: But it's all freaking jack Slators and there's only four characters.
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  Speaker 1: I was we'll talk about that later. There's only a
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  Speaker 1: couple more I would have included in there.
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  Speaker 3: And that is really not right. We're gonna make Danny's mom.
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  Speaker 3: I would have made the uh jack Slatter's daughter, oh
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  Speaker 3: miss Veronica von.
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  Speaker 1: There's also a out there of the animated cat cop
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  Speaker 1: or tiger cop whatever that is.
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  Speaker 3: That was a random like but even that was so goovy.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it. Yeah, I loved it. I loved the concert.
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  Speaker 3: That was very fun. Man. I thought it was cool
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  Speaker 3: once you get it, because I eight year old me,
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  Speaker 3: No way I got that at all. I just was
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  Speaker 3: seeing explosions and like I took Mackenzie to Barbie, and
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  Speaker 3: there's no way she understood it right. But it's a
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  Speaker 3: visual spectacle. So if I was eight seeing this, I'm
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  Speaker 3: sure it was just a visual spectacle with the stunts
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  Speaker 3: and the explosions and the creepy looking bad guys and
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  Speaker 3: the guns and whatever. You know, I think that's all
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  Speaker 3: it was.
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  Speaker 1: So making this whole movie, it was like done very
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  Speaker 1: very fast, and then they had to reshoot the finish
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  Speaker 1: because a test audience like hated it, and the students
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  Speaker 1: still committed to get it out by the advertised date,
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  Speaker 1: which maybe in retrospect they shouldn't have because, like you said, Brian,
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  Speaker 1: it was basically had to head with Jurassic Park, which.
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  Speaker 3: Came out a week before Jurassic Park. I saw and
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  Speaker 3: it just got absolutely annihilated, which I saw dress bark
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  Speaker 3: in the theater I think multiple times.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 3: There's the and I remember it had the toys, So
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  Speaker 3: this is the exact same summer, if you will, you know,
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  Speaker 3: So it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think that I have a very similar thing.
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  Speaker 2: I think I just didn't see it because of Jurassic
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  Speaker 2: Park until the video came out, and then it was
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  Speaker 2: just disappointed.
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  Speaker 1: Like I saw both in the theater. But I had
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  Speaker 1: pretty much all of the Last Action Hero toys but
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  Speaker 1: not one Jurassic Park toy.
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  Speaker 3: WHOA, that's crazy to me.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, so I must have gotten the figures prior before
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  Speaker 1: I saw the movie, because I wasn't like so in
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  Speaker 1: love with the movie that I had to go get
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  Speaker 1: the figures, right. I don't really recall.
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  Speaker 3: What was the original finish, like what would have happened.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know finish to finish, Yes, Danny goes over strong.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, took it back.
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  Speaker 3: They take it back.
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  Speaker 1: I actually think when they were like teasing that they
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  Speaker 1: were gonna bring in like Freddy Krueger and King Kong
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  Speaker 1: and had an elected that would have been really cool.
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  Speaker 3: For example, I feel like I love This is such
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  Speaker 3: a stupid thing to say, but I feel like I
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  Speaker 3: love this movie for all in the way I probably
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  Speaker 3: should have loved Ghostbusters. But that ship has just sailed
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  Speaker 3: right because it's the same kind of not serious what right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking now, we're getting nuts here.
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  Speaker 3: Why it's the same.
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  Speaker 2: Ghostbusters was a serious concept with some jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Mark, you sound like, no, I'm serious it's the same.
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  Speaker 2: They took that very seriously.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't. Yes, it's so serious.
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  Speaker 2: About the fucking ridiculous thing that they were doing. That's
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  Speaker 2: a that's a whole nother.
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  Speaker 3: This is the same exact thing.
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  Speaker 2: This whole movie. They were winking a nod in the
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  Speaker 2: whole time. Nobody winks and nods and Ghostbusters every line.
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  Speaker 3: In the Bill Mury's mouth isn't winking a nod and
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  Speaker 3: a stupid joke.
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  Speaker 2: It's in a realistic way, in a way that he's
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  Speaker 2: a smart ass human being.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and then a marshapellow Man comes in the Texas City. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: real realistic. Okay, it's the same exactly. If you're in
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  Speaker 3: on it, you get it and enjoy it. Same as
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  Speaker 3: pro wrestling. Right hey, people watch us like no no ship, bro,
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  Speaker 3: sit back and enjoy it's entertainment. Joe.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, of course this, like you said, Mark, like
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  Speaker 1: Arnold was having hit after hit after hit after hit,
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  Speaker 1: and this one was just the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: Also, speaking of Arnold having hit after hit, I think
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  Speaker 2: he regressed here, Like, uh so Arnold.
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  Speaker 1: Watches all the way after this, No, no, no, no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying this.
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  Speaker 2: He was so bad, Bro, Terminator two. Look not many lines,
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  Speaker 2: very very stoic. Whatever the fuck? I think, you know,
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  Speaker 2: he nailed that Twins. I thought, you know, he played
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  Speaker 2: comedy role really good. This one. I just like he
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  Speaker 2: was delivering the line like would like.
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  Speaker 1: This was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: This was like early Arnold. I thought he did terrible.
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  Speaker 2: He is, at this point in his life really a
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  Speaker 2: good actor. His latest movies he's like, holy shit, compared
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  Speaker 2: to what he used to be. He grew as his
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: career went, obviously, as most people do, but this was
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  Speaker 2: like a complete regression compared to the movies that he
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  Speaker 2: had coming out.
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  Speaker 1: In my opinion, I dug it. I love that, Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just love that, like Danny knew that
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  Speaker 1: he was in the movie and knew what was coming,
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  Speaker 1: knew what you expect because he watched action movies. I
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  Speaker 1: love when they're in Blockbuster and he's trying to prove
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  Speaker 1: that that Jack Slater is Arnold, but then it's Selfesto
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Salona's the Terminator too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. I love That's all that. Winkan
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  Speaker 3: Nashi made the movie so fun. I just googled did
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  Speaker 3: Last Action Hero make money against an eighty five million
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  Speaker 3: production budget? Last Action Hero opened that fifteen point three
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  Speaker 3: million at the domestic box Office's real bad. It finished
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  Speaker 3: with a global theatrical run with one one hundred and
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  Speaker 3: thirty seven million, So they just not it either, because.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's not a production Cross doesn't even talk about.
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  Speaker 1: Like the advertising and promotion market.
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  Speaker 2: Is usually double, so they probably counted it as a loss.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: They count a lot of things as a loss for
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  Speaker 2: tax reasons.
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  Speaker 1: And then Danny is really not in anything else after this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's what's up with him?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, No, he wasn't something. What's the trying mean?
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  Speaker 3: That's the mom? What is the mom.
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  Speaker 2: From She's the mom in every movie ever?
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  Speaker 1: Right, she's that mom.
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  Speaker 3: Austin O'Brien, he's Danny is forty two years old right now?
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: By the way, Okay, who's whole article? Whatever happened to
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: also O'Brian from last in here? He's married. Oh, he's
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  Speaker 3: in My Girl too, okay, And that's mikeel two and
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Micro I guess he's in Micro one too, and that's
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: it and a bunch of lawnmower Man movies. Hmmm, now
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: that we're talking about he's in the Babysitters Club in
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  Speaker 3: ninety five.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there you go. One thing I didn't like about
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: last session here is when they're actually in the movie,
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  Speaker 1: like when they go to the police station you see,
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  Speaker 1: like the cop from Terminator two, and like why is
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  Speaker 1: he there? Because he's an actor? It makes sense? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: when they're in like the cop seeing in the movie,
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  Speaker 1: the cop from Terminator two is in the police station,
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  Speaker 1: like it's like cameo, but it doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 3: What I thought was that he's a heat actor playing
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  Speaker 3: a cop, and he's playing a cop in another movie.
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  Speaker 1: That's the world that they were in two.
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  Speaker 2: But the world that they were in was movie world.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so there's you're gonna run into many characters and
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  Speaker 2: cameos and and if they had continued on like interesting
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  Speaker 2: concept of like you know what other characters could they
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  Speaker 2: bring back? You know, what would happen to Team went.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna contradict myself a tiny bit here
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  Speaker 2: with with my argument. I still did not like it.
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  Speaker 3: But if you did that movie.
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  Speaker 2: If you did that movie right now, I actually don't
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  Speaker 2: even think back then they they made movies like this, right,
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  Speaker 2: So like think about Brian probably never saw you ever
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  Speaker 2: see the Christopher Nolan Batman's Matt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know the realism of that those movies
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  Speaker 2: compared to like Batman eighty nine. Batman eighty nine is
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  Speaker 2: little cheesy, a little cheesy, and then it just gets
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: grittier and real. Right, that's how they make movies nowadays.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't like I feel that, I feel that
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: it can be done.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think they can do it back then. They
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: didn't make movies like that back then. But if they
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: did that movie now, it would be really really wacky.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: In this movie world. You would just know everything is
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: this is the movie world. And then it would be
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: so gritty and real in the real world, and there
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: would be such a dichotomy. And and I.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Just think they I never trying to do that with
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: like l A was all nice and then they get
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: to New York is rainy and ship yeah, like the guy,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I think they could kill somebody and nobody cares. Yes, yeah,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: they were trying to. I just don't I don't think
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: they had spent enough time in the real world.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't think they did it enough. I don't
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: think that the country, the difference was enough enough to
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: make me.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Care because I still felt real threat.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I still felt it was over so fast.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, that was over so fast.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Idea was fine, concept very I think they could nail
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: that movie nowadays.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: But I even like how it started where you're watching
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: the movie but then it fizzles out and he's like,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I love I feel.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: I was like thinking the whole time, like it's a
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: shame that bombed because like a part there's like it
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: could have been a series, like it could have been Yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: how many you know? Last? He again, you know, I mean.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: He loved it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I just I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I just open mind.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I saw there and the other ones I watched like
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: on a plane, like like you know, whatever the fuck
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: on my phone. This one I sat in my recliner,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: foot up by myself, you know, fucking just watching like for.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Really really enjoyed myself, like death.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I heard his voice and I was like, who the fuck?
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: At first, I was like I thought it was a
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Captain Picard. Oh my god, scanned off though, I'm like, yeah,
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: they're a British old actor guy.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: You want to talk some figs?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about the toys.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Wait, all right, So they come out Spring. I gotta
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: talk about Brigitte Wilson too after because she's just the
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: hottest nineties person, like ever, Hell yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Is that the sister?
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: No, his daughter, That's what I meant. You do you
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: call it? Who is it?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Bridgie Bridget Nielsen Wilson name Wilson. Yeah, Okay, she's married
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: to Pete Samprist.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: By the way, she's in a lot of movies.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: She's not really though, right, she was.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: The Girl and Merle Combat. She's in Billy Madison.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Billy, I mean Billy Madison's like what everyone knows they're from.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: She's high learning. She's a lot of movies after that.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: After that they all Wedding Planner. Wedding Planner in two
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: thousand and one. It's a big one. That's kind of it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I mean she has a lot of.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Movie must have like became a mom and.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: She was two or three.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Every year she's ginger and saved by the belt, isn't
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: the bell?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah she's yep, yeah, Okay, five episode, five.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Episodes, Okay, five episodes ginger. All right, So Spring ninety
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: three we get heat packing Jack. It's like Jack with
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: like this big yellow concoction like his shirt's kind of
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: ripped up. It's like, eh, I don't really need that one,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't really need that one.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Then there's another Jackie.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Undercover Jack, which I don't even know if he's in
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: the movie, like this, like a bulletproof vests and a
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: trench coat. I see that. You squeeze legs and the
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: trench goat pops off. It's cool.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm looking at it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: That is terrible. This is one I like, but he's
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: in the movie like five seconds this way skull attack.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Jack, Like, oh dude, great figure. When I'm looking at
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: the figures, I went they made that. That means that's
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: how you know. They're like just reach and.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: They just wanted Arnold and the pegs man.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dynamite Jack Slater. I mean, this is the definitive
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Jack if you bought one, that's one.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And that's it, and it's it's a It's a great
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: toy from Mattel. The likeness on Arnold is fantastic. The
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: car is fucking cool. We'll talk about that in a second.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Jack the Ripper, awesome figure. I had this. He's got
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: soft goods.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I loved they what a great bad guy. That guy was,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: what a great bad guy.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: But his name is X swing and ripper because that's
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: his action.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: It's like ECW, you say, left bang, Mike awes him.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, swinging because he does the he takes
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: the fucking acts and swings.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: And goes up and down. But he's really just the
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: ripper is his name.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a pretty great figure.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's like, yes, Evil, I Benedict. I don't know if
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: he came out later, but I did not have him
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: as a kid.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: And he was an awesome bad guy too. Man, he was.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: He looked great.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I think he was one of the first people I've
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: ever seen who has tribal tattoos. He had him on
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: his neck a little bit early tribal.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Ahead of ahead of his time. Even having in that
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: placement on the neck is ahead of his time.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Good bad guy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I thought he was, like, you know, besides Arnold, what
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: my favorite character. He was so good.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Let's I forget Danny who uh you know? That's fucking
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: me brings me back so many memories the President.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: By the way, what's that comes with a grappling hook? Yeah?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, and I had this min on card in
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: my collection today to this day because I have a
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Last Action Hero collection that it sound on display. It's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: not okay. There's the Evil Eye Roadster which I never had.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: It's just the red like Evil Eye car. But then
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the Corvette that is sick. So I use this in
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: f BF for the Hollywood Back Loop Brawl as Gold.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Which was like, now I'm thinking about it, I didn't
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: give you your flowers for that. That was a gall I
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: didn't know that that's what it was until I thought
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: this morning. That's really cool.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking like they went all in with these toys.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: There's a big I might want to buy this.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Mistake sick. But back to my original point that was
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: four characters, right, you really mixed these figures into your
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: your fed and imagination with other ship to make it happen. Right.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: They could have made the daughter. I think they could
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: have made the cat who the cat is unproduced? They have,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: they had like unproduced pictures of it. I would buy
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: that on eBay and I searched for it. Oh wow,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: there's supposed to be a jail place at all, and
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: there was supposed to be like way more Arnolds too.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ we have enough, Arnold.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: That tells you I woult to flopped this one. God,
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I kicked an oct on eBay. They had a lot
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: of them, and they all have these insane bright red
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: clearance stickers all over them.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: They this giant like, uh police station would have been
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Ship the uh, the the cop his boss that screams
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: at him. Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Rules, Okay, that was a pretty funny joke.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: But the thing about it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That like that is such a spoof thing. That's something
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: you would see in Naked Gun.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It was only in the movie world.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Bro, I know, but that it wasn't enough. I feel it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: You just get this yet it get a jack in
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: the leather and bet.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: The rott Wilers would have been cool cool figures.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Oh oh bro Okay, that was like the first scene
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: that really like positive all stand on top of just
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: like it was not expecting that to be the payoff
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: and they're like a cheerleader diamond. I was like, okay,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: like I get it. That was like the moment where
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, I get what this movie is.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Because to keep in mind, also I had did you
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: guys even remember that that was the concept of it?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I've always been disappointed with that.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: This is how like unknowledgeable I was about this, Like
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know this is a real movie. Like now,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: that literally was the moment where I would I like
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: chuckled and went, Okay, this is what this is, Like
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I I I love to think like when like Jack
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Slater's like in his closet, it's all the same clothes,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: like Dug Funny style, like all the same red shirts.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: They're like she ped twenty eleven was Zach shirts closet.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Bro I don't know, Man, the Ghostbusters, let's throw that
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think the movie gets the credit deserves. I
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: do agree with Mark there should have been more more
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: of a threat except the last couple of minutes of
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the movie. Uh yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I think the contrast, I think the big downfall for
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: me is the contrast between the movie world and the
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: real world. I just feel like the real world there
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: wasn't enough of it. It wasn't gritty enough, and it
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: just did not create the stakes that you need to
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: make was gritty.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: It was ringing all the time, he got in trouble
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: with his mom. That's enough.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I love to like bloody knuckles like like he was
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: getting you know, like there's a New York kid, the
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: real place else to go?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: He hangs out with old man in a movie theater.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all fucking ridiculous, so ridiculous.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: That's not a real worldulous.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: He's a troubled team.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: They never say how old the character of Danny is
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: supposed to be.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: They my early on. I'm not sure that did weird.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: That was probably supposed to be six no.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: One.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Thing I did love though, is that you like the
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: practical effects, Like it's old school like stunts. It's not
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: like if they made this today, it would be mostly
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: like CGI and bullshit.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Oh that stuff was unbelievable, some of the car chases
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: and the and the jumping last Yeah, it's insane.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You literally tell it was like a stunt double or
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: fucking dummy like lying through the air not some c
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: G I B S.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I did I did catch the stunt double.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: We probably should addressed this, And I wish we could
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: pull in some of the boys he had to really
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: like get a true you know, opinion of it. But
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: who's the worst driver, Jack Slater or Matt Cardona.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You know, I've never really driven with Matt him driving.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: That, or he's just going wherever, like like he's having
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: a conversation with Danny and you just see the like
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: the chaos behind him and they're no selling it likely.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Ship to the next down, but he's I can't like
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: really like reverse or parallel.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Park oh Man from New York.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: That's why I left Queens Market of Ice Class. Yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna check eb right now for for I go
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to eBay for Last Action Hero and see, like what's
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: been going for a lot of money? If anything, it's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: only I did.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: It's only that the fourteen inch in the boxes is
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: like you went to sold listings. Oh oh wait, if
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: someone makes like those, like I didn't go to soul listings.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to sold listings here.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, do you ever see like I don't know
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: what they're really called, but I mean they're customs. But
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: like someone made like a oh wow, you hot toys?
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Like a hot toy? Ask Jack Slater.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, so when you go to sold listings eight hundred
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: bucks for the most expensive things, it's not looking good.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: You can get the On June twenty ninth, someone bought
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the set of seven figures and both vehicles.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Guess the price, Oh my god, under one hundred bucks.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: To sixty more than I thought. Then people were buying
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: the just the convertible June six for one fifty.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: There must have been I gotta find the I gotta
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: find it. The convertible is pricey price, there's I saw
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: it in a white box, so maybe there was like
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: a J. C.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Penny. Yes, I think it's like a Sears or J C. Penny.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I saw that scrolling today. It's like a
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: plain white box that I think it comes with, like
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: it's kind of perfect. It comes with the jack you
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: would want and the convertible. Yes, yes, Oh wait o,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: wait does Evil I coming with the car? That's another
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: another Evil Eye gift set? Yeah right here, Yeah, I
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: got right here and he's in a baggie. Yeah wow.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: So like I I will display these in my new towurroom.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna buy all the jacks.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get the Evil Eye car. But I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: think it's a it's a cool fucking piece. There's a
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: piece of early nineties history. I mean, they don't make
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: toys like they used to, Like, you know, I kind
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: of love that there's fucking ten jacks. You know, I'm
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: over exaggerating.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: It's a very nineties concept and the and the comparison
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: is always the Batman's right under a water night glow
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: aqua batman.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I can I can only predict. And
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that. These must have been pegwarmers.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Every auction I clicked, they're like covered in clear and stickers. Fuck,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: what does this one jack, the beat up Jack come with?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: And the beat up Jack is weird.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Because like there's one scene in the movie where he
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: shot a bunch of times, but he takes the bulletproof
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: as he has like the bullet holes, but this one
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: he has like rips.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: It should have been like a bullet hole. Probably trying
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: to make a kid friendly, you know, I guess, and
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: you're right. None of these come with guns, none of them.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: And that was Arnold's doing. The the jack looks like
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: looks like it was gonna come with a gun. It
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: just doesn't because it has like a gun hand in
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: a hole.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Of course, it's like with this trigger finger.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: They all do. Actually, now I'm looking at it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: You just get your g I Joe guns like.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: The cop one like, look at his hands.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's no guns.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: That one's ridiculous. By the under the undercover Jack calling ship.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: If you look at a picture of him in the jacket,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: it looks even insane. It looks like that Vincent man
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: with the fake suit on that terrible.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I was googling. I was trying to figure out how
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: long it took to make this movie. I know it
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: was relatively short, and I wanted to know because they
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: got the figure line up before the movie. So how
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: quick did they make these figures?
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Oh? By the way, Evil comes with three fucking guns,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: So I think maybe there was this personal thing for
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Arnold or not come with weaponry like that.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: According to Google, why did Last Action Hero fail? Last
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Action Hero's budget was an estimated eighty five million, but
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: opening so close to Jurassic Park and poor word of
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: mouth combined to serious dent uh It's chances upon releasing
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty three with Last Action Hero flap. Unfortunately only
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: to the time didn't agree. At least thirty years ago.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: This month, mere weeks after Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park chewed
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: up the box office, Last Action Hero was Swortzer's first
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: pricey Hollywood flop after a string of era defining hits
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: book ended by The Terminator and Terminator two Insane.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Listen to this though, see here's some of the critic reviews. Okay,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: here's the critic consensus. Last Action Hero has most of
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: the right ingredients for a big budget action spoof, but
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: its scattershot tone and uneven structure only add to the
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: to a confused, chaotic mess. Exactly what I was saying.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: You're using a lot of big words right now, so
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna take that as a sign of disrespect.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here's this one. Here's this one. The
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: director has to boost the realism of his staging in
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: a rather self defeating manner. It begins to look not
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: that he's having it both ways, trading on what he mocks,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: but that he has painted himself into a corner. Exactly.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I never felt that way. Did play the video game
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Myself is a video game? I never played it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Oh the thing I watched said, don't even bother. It's
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: one of the worst games of all time. I think
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: that there's the graphics, where the graphics were pretty rough
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: even for ninety three, like pretty fucking bad. I like
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: another thing about what you just said. I remember like
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: the trailer and like an anticipation of this movie and
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: people think it's gonna be awesome. I just think we're right,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: and thinking that Jurassic Park just slaughtered it. You know.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: His Drastic Park is like one of the greatest movies
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: ever made, you know what I mean. So it just
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: absolutely like murdered this thing.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, did you see your research?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: This movie was it probably the first to have an
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: advertisement placed on a space going rocket. Do you see that?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: It was shot up into space and then there was
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: problems with the rocket and it shot up like once.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: The movie had already bombed, so they wasted all his money.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: That's rough.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Or there was this giant like inflatable like balloon of
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Jack Slater holding on to take a dynamine Times Square,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: but they had to take it down because it was
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: just as like the World Trade Center bombing. It was
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: like taste, Oh my god, it's just.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: A black cloud hanging over this movie.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Man, there's a lot of action in Last Action Hero,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: but the underlying story never ever quite works. I agree,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Roger Ebert.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I still do a sequel today.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I was thinking that too Arnold's too old.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Dand but like Danny could be like the movie.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: That's the quick math of that Danny. I think Danny's
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: the dad taking this into the movie that.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: He goes to get his son fucking popcorn or something
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: and then he gets suck to a movie and he's
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: like trying to get in the movie.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: I don't want to need a big star because they
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: can't be the star.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I would rather them remake this from scratch.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Oh god, don't. I don't like remakes.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Because they because I don't think they like.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: A modern day like sportsnegger type like movie.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: I think that that you could nail this if you
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: have the contrast between the real world and the movie
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: world like way more evident, and the stakes in the
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: real world are way bigger. That's that's how I think
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: that this movie really nails.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: For pretty big dude, fucking shoot shoot. Bad guys were
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: fucking out of movie premiere to fuck people up. I
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: don't know what shoots.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know where. I don't know where your head's
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: at with this, Mark. I Uh, listen, I thought I
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: was gonna hate it. Listen, I'm not gonna go last
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: as you hear a tattoo by any means but I
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I thought it was okay, and I'm going to have
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: it proudly in my display case.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Wasn't the worst movie I ever saw, but I.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Love ever so much again that after we did our
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Hook review, I bought Rufio, my favorite character, and I
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: put him out like on my miscellaneous shelf in my gym,
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: and I'm going to get a Jack Slator right now
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking love it. Shit Like, I would love
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: to do this as like some sort of like cosplay
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: to the Ring, but nobody would get it. You know
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And it's yeah, you just jacket. I
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: look like Hagman out of Page or something. I want
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: to be him for Halloween this year, wasn't that. I
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: don't think anyone would get it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, who are you? I'm Jack Slater.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Oh remember the nineteen ninety one movie that bombed that
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: okay heavy Halloween.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, you walk up the CBA. He'll be like, oh fuck.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah wait so you had mentioned that prior. Now now
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: it's all kind of making my.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I never really talked to him about it. He just
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: his favorite movie.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Listen, everyone has weird connections to movies, like I contion
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: or what you would call guilty pleasure. Right, you can't
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: explain like I love the Monster Squad, like I'm sure
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: some people like there's so many people say, what the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: fuck is that? People watching that? Like what the fuck?
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Why do you love it? And there's clearly not people
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: that love that because there's what, no merch nothing, that's
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: a that's a rights issue. But they if there was
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: people clamoring, they'd get around that.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: There is people clamoring there. There was a whole documentary
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: that is there is a whole underground world devoted to
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: that movie, but it's documentary.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: It's how can they not because it's the Universal Monsters,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: but it's not a Universal movie. I don't understand what
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: is it? What's the.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Rights? Like Universal? There was a deal that Universal let
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: them use the monsters, but they had to change them
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: up a certain bit. But now like you can't just
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: like make the figures because you need to get Universal
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Monsters on board. I think you have to get multiple
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: companies on board to.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Do stuff about this in the in the movie and
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: then whoever, technically the company that made the movie doesn't
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: exist anymore, so who the fuck owns it?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if anyone truly knows.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the weird part of it. That's a movie
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: we could watch.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: There's where there's a will, there's a way, and we
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: can't watch it because there's no toys.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: There's no toys. Okay, all right, Well let's let's pick
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: next months.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, I want to put forward Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I had, I had a suggestion, and I don't think
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen this movie, and I'm willing to watch it. Okay,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: water World, God, are the toys like a lot and
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: cool ones.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I've never seen water World, I don't think.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I've seen like bits and pieces on
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: TV when I was a kid. I never have sat down,
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: and I never saw Robin Hood either.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Robin.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Is fucking awesome. You call it, you call it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Rosky is an actual good movie.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Water World. Here's my opinion on aboth them. I love Robinhood.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Water World. I think it's a bad rap. Oh, although
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: I have not seen it in a long time.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Water World is like a I don't know anything about
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: it except that people like epically bashing it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: So I'll tell you this, water World is very long.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, let me see the run.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Let's look at the run.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Let me let's go to the sheets.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: To this day, in Universal Studios Hollywood, there's.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Water two hours fifty six minutes.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Whoa, maybe maybe we can get another pandemic. We can
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: watch that one. But man, I was I was not
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: expecting that. In Universal Studios Hollywood there are still to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: this day a water World stunt show. And did you
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: know that fall Angel Christopher Daniels like worked there for
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: like years while he was wrestling.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: I think to this day you can go see a
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: water World show. Yes, and that's how good it is. Apparently,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Holy cow, I've never seen it.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that part of the run time is part
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: of the problem.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: What's Robin Robin? First of all, way longer than I
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: thought it was gonna be. When I clicked that shit,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I went, oh no.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I kept pausing it, going, oh my god, we're halfway.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I know it's too it's to ten or something, right,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: but it's that's the eight minutes of credits.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: But Robin Hood is two twenty three.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll do uh, I'll do Robin Hood.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Oh baby, I think I think.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: It's gonna cost any money, because I'll get all.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: You know, if there's good toys, toys are cheap ten bucks.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: That that's top.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Probably, I bet I'll First of all, I don't want
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: to watch a movie going into a thing, and I
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: don't want to like this. But part of me doesn't
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: want to like this. I don't want to buy the figure.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a very serious. It's like it takes itself
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: very seriously.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: So it's like I'm more serious. Good adaptation of Robinhood
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: like and who's the main star? Kevin Costner?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Kevin Costner. I was just gonna say later.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You guys can be honest and and be mean if
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: you need to. What do you think about having zombie on?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: For No? Because they're all too horny and ship I
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: don't want to.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: We can't put it on Patriarch put on only fans.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be fair, Kevin Costler is my favorite actor
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: as well, so.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: He I think he might be my favorite, especially that
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I now love Yellowstone. Have you watched that yet, Brian?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: No, My parents love it.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: They I think you Liz would love it. It's like
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: a it's like a husband and wife show for sure.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I just don't want to add shows to my life.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Arnold is my favorite actor, so it was a great one.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Mark just absolutely massacred his acting ability.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: This fanastic and I think he's I think was great.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I have a great picture of Arnold me right back,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: my dad and Ziggler with Arnold.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: That's the only one.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's I ever met him. Oh I never
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I do T two one day. There's some great fucking
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: not even like we'd have to exclude like Necka toys.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: I'm talking at the time toys. That's the toys I
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: want to talk about. I don't want to talk about
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: modern day. We'll do two eventually. I mean it'll be
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: interesting to get into the weeds with that because like,
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of shocked there is nothing like modern ever.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I I yeah, I thought that maybe like Mecca would
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: make a one, but maybe it's just Kevin.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Cos making like Princess Bride stuff. Like yeah, we go
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: breaking news. Zombie has signed Christian Slater.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I know that zom that Robin Hood also has a
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: like a lot of people think it's lame, and it's partly.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Pe people think it's lame.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, they think costume is terrible in it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Come on, what Yeah, we'll talk about it next month.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm wondering if you're still gonna like it. When
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: was the last time you watched it?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: That's a great question. Maybe in college, like when the
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: DVD craze was like a thing where you just bought
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: every DVD. Ever, because I'm.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Asking you, I think you bro put the kids to
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: bed one night. You list sit down, watch it for real.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Don't watch it in halves, watch it for real.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we get some podcast that is something like I
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: would make her watch Last Action Hero. Yeah, certainly wasn't
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: gonna make her watch Ghostbusters. I should have made her
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: watch Hook even though I think she's actually had to
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: watch with the kids since because the kids love it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my daughter liked it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll see you next month. Robin
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Hood