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Does Katie Zachariah Get a Participation Trophy? · Brief Recess: A Legal Podcast with Michael Foote & Mélissa Malebranche

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Brief Recess. I'm Michael Foote.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Melissa Malbrant.
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  Speaker 1: This week, we're going to talk about all the Trader's Tea,
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  Speaker 1: Katie Zachariah, George Santos, Tucker Carlson, and his hair, my
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  Speaker 1: unaccredited high school slut health class. We're going to talk
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: about everyone who's getting bit and who's doing the biting.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to answer all the questions from your DMs,
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  Speaker 1: so stick around. We'll leave the water out there, but
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  Speaker 1: I think it has a label on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so we're not walking in?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're... I'm walking in. Melissa, get in here. You're
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  Speaker 1: under contract. You have to record. That was the walk-in?
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  Speaker 1: That was the walk-in.
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  Speaker 2: There was too much chatter for that to be a walk-in.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a better walk-in? We're not going to
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  Speaker 1: reset the walk-in.
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  Speaker 2: No, we'd have to reset the walk-in.
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  Speaker 1: What are you drinking? What are you drinking? A little beverage?
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Having a little Cosmo? No, not a Cosmo.
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  Speaker 2: I am dehydrated. And Michael told me, have you tried
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  Speaker 2: drinking water?
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  Speaker 1: It's being helpful.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: So helpful.
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  Speaker 1: But I do that because I'm a headache early. And
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  Speaker 1: people will always say, well, are you dehydrated? I'm like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: What would I do without this wonderful advice?
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  Speaker 1: 38, I hadn't thought to drink water up until now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't drink enough water. Remember that time I
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  Speaker 2: got dehydrated and I had to go to the hospital
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  Speaker 2: to get like an IV?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. Never mind.
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  Speaker 1: You do. They gave you an IV. You had to
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  Speaker 1: go to the hospital?
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  Speaker 3: And you were just like, what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I do. Yeah, what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: And then I got you that water bottle.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And it tells you how much to drink.
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  Speaker 2: Aguamenti.
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  Speaker 1: Aguamenti, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love that water bottle.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah. And so you're clearly not using it, though,
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  Speaker 1: if you're dehydrated today.
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  Speaker 2: No. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Baby.
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  Speaker 2: The people want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The people want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Is this our sidebar?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what this is. This is whatever it is.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Can we finally talk about traitors or no?
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  Speaker 1: We can talk about traitors because they loaded me into
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  Speaker 1: a cannon and shot me out of the castle. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm finally out of there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They absolutely yeeted my ass so fast right from that
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  Speaker 1: round table in those boots.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that.
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  Speaker 1: Diva down.
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  Speaker 2: I know. You had me and Andre watching traitors.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, and that's a win. That's a viewership. Screw the
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  Speaker 1: 6 million people that tuned in. Yeah. You and Andre
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: actually really got into the tea. Yeah. We did. I
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  Speaker 1: am shocked to find that the people who stopped me
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  Speaker 1: and asked me about traitors are like 19. They're so young.
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  Speaker 1: The viewers are so young.
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  Speaker 2: Are they really?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So full disclosure, when Michael told me he was going
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  Speaker 2: to be on this show, I was like, what's traitors?
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  Speaker 2: I am not well-versed in anything sort of reality TV.
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  Speaker 3: It's not my jam at all.
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  Speaker 1: It's like someone tells me that somebody from, they'll say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so-and-so from The Real Housewives is going to
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  Speaker 1: be there. What's going on in the home?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: A Real Housewife.
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  Speaker 2: A Real Housewife, apparently.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I still don't think that I understand the premise
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  Speaker 2: of this show.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I love about it.
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  Speaker 3: So, like, and, like, who's Alan Cummings?
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  Speaker 1: Like, who's he playing? Why is he there?
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  Speaker 3: Because, I mean, obviously, it's him, but not him, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: So, it's like a version of himself.
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  Speaker 1: It's a caricature of himself. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I do, so.
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  Speaker 3: Alan Cummings, your outfits.
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  Speaker 1: I know. He's so good. Sam Spector does all his outfits.
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  Speaker 1: They're so good.
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  Speaker 2: So good. There was one outfit I was just.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yes.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Want it, love it.
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  Speaker 1: They're really great.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 1: And he's in them all day. Like, he's in those
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  Speaker 1: looks all day. So, I mean, it was fierce. It
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  Speaker 1: was really fun to be on that set.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and I wonder if he... when he's doing
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  Speaker 2: his thing, right? Is there any part of Alan Cummings'
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  Speaker 2: brain that is like, this is so campy, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to lean into it. Michael, before you leave my
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  Speaker 2: castle forever, like there's like a whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's in bed just like giggling at how
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  Speaker 1: silly it was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty insane. I mean, when we were burying
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  Speaker 1: people alive, I was like, what? Is happening.
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  Speaker 2: I have to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Where am I right now?
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  Speaker 2: Did not feel like somebody watching it and feeling that
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  Speaker 2: closed in feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Not cool. Why was the camera straight up their fucking noses?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, thank God I'm not in there. People
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  Speaker 1: would be cooking me online for that fishbowl lens. That
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  Speaker 1: would be. Oh, man. A bald white dude in a
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  Speaker 1: coffin with a fishbowl lens.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think it matters.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God I'm not up for murder from this episode
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  Speaker 1: and I get to sit on the.
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  Speaker 3: So, more questions. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, you were not murdered.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: You were just.
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  Speaker 1: Banished.
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  Speaker 3: Banished.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. What's that? Watch the whole season. She's still figuring
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  Speaker 1: out how the show works.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: So, why is somebody... Like, Kim was murdered.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: The traitor's murdered, Kim.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And when do the traders start turning on each other?
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  Speaker 2: Because that's coming. And I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot comment on any future episodes. But in most
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  Speaker 1: seasons at some point, there's only, I think, been one
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  Speaker 1: season where multiple traders have won the whole thing. And
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  Speaker 1: in past seasons, it's usually just one trader or the
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  Speaker 1: faithfuls win.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: The tea is piping, honey. Okay. It's getting really wicked
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  Speaker 1: and wild. I'm still going to go to a bunch
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: of viewing parties. I'll probably be at a club coming
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  Speaker 1: most Thursday nights. I just really love the space. It's
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  Speaker 1: really fun. Everyone there is really chill. They're all fans
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  Speaker 1: of the show. It's just like a nice... I did
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  Speaker 1: one gig that was really big, and that was quite
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  Speaker 1: stressful for me.
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  Speaker 2: Because? Because.
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  Speaker 1: It's just I get overstimulated and it's not enjoyable. If
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people there in a big crowded
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  Speaker 1: space and then I'm on TV and then I don't
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  Speaker 1: see the episodes beforehand. I think people think that I'm
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  Speaker 1: like in the editing bay. Like, no, I would never
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  Speaker 1: use that one angle of the back of my head.
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  Speaker 1: I would never have picked that. You know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I know exactly what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Melissa called me and she said, why is your bald
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  Speaker 1: head in the back of the lens? Just the camera
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  Speaker 1: was an inch from the back of my head.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because I think what I felt was really funny
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  Speaker 2: about that entire thing is... And every time you all
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  Speaker 2: had breakfast together, I was like, what is that layout
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  Speaker 2: of the breakfast table? It was so bizarre to me. Like,
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  Speaker 2: it didn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: Who's on Wayfair looking up L-shaped table?
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  Speaker 2: Well, obviously, they wanted to have it so that they
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  Speaker 2: could see everybody, right?
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  Speaker 3: But it didn't make any sense. It just looked really,
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  Speaker 3: it looked real dumb, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny because it's like the show, I think,
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  Speaker 1: The show started as like a small reality show in
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  Speaker 1: a castle in Scotland. And now it's grown to the
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  Speaker 1: most popular reality show in the world. But it's still
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  Speaker 1: filmed in the same castle. It's one castle in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of fucking nowhere. So it's really funny to see
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  Speaker 1: like this huge viewership and the actual production itself is still,
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  Speaker 1: it's a castle in Scotland. Like we're eating breakfast in
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  Speaker 1: the castle.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like. So given the popularity of this
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  Speaker 2: show now, I feel like maybe they can increase the
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  Speaker 2: budget and have the table.
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  Speaker 1: Cut this. Cut this. Cut this.
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  Speaker 2: Don't. Don't. What?
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  Speaker 1: Melissa just fucking smoking.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not. Because it's distracting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, why are they scooching?
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  Speaker 3: You guys are all scooching by each other like this.
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  Speaker 1: She said, if you could get to the historic castle
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  Speaker 1: and blow out that room and build an annex for
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  Speaker 1: the table. She said, if you could renovate, maybe do
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  Speaker 1: a chandelier. She said, maybe we could do different drapes.
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  Speaker 3: Some recessed lighting.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: Let's level the castle. You could have one long table.
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  Speaker 3: And there could be multiple cameras.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think that's why it works. We have multiple cameras.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's why it works is because the ethos,
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  Speaker 1: the spirit of the show has remained the same. It's
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  Speaker 1: like if you, yeah, the vibe would change if suddenly, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if they got a little bit too HD with it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. If we get Ty Pettington in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if we get Ty Pettington in there. Friend of the pod,
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: by the way. Really? Yeah, he's a friend of the pod.
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  Speaker 1: Is he? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Come on over, Ty.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: He's always in the DMs. He's great. Yeah. He's the
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  Speaker 1: guy with the, what's his thing? He's got like a
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: signature thing. It's either a soul patch or a hat.
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  Speaker 2: He was the one who was like Amazing Renovations. It
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  Speaker 2: used to be on ABC.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: You're going to say Amazing Race. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: We should go on Amazing Race. Who? You and me. No. Yeah. No.
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  Speaker 1: Because neither of us can run fast.
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  Speaker 2: That's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: We're both afraid of heights. Neither of us are going
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  Speaker 1: to take a risk. It's the best season ever. First out.
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  Speaker 2: The Amazing Race is too outside for me.
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  Speaker 1: We can't get off the L train.
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  Speaker 3: It's too much outside.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of outdoors.
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of outside.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of outdoors. And if you can't wrap your
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  Speaker 1: head around the concept of traders, we are not going
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  Speaker 1: to figure out a challenge.
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  Speaker 2: On The Amazing Race. Well, somebody would just need to
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  Speaker 2: tell me what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Melissa, go here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We would need a producer full time. We would
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: need an earpiece.
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  Speaker 3: And so back to traders.
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  Speaker 2: So the other thing that I found really kind of
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  Speaker 2: funny and interesting is– All the whispering that's going on.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Did you say Melissa?
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: Who got the apple?
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: Where's the fruit?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Where's the fruit, Kate? Yeah. There's a lot of whispering.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Why does Joe have the fruit?
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  Speaker 1: And it's crazy because we really were just like talking
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: shit about each other behind each other the whole time.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: You're just like shit talking CJ who's six feet away
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  Speaker 1: from you. And it's like all day.
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  Speaker 3: And you guys are all mic'd.
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  Speaker 1: We're all mic'd. But when we're talking like, I know
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  Speaker 1: CJ is also shit talking me to somebody else. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing it too, because he can't hear me if
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: he's shit-talking me, so I'm shit-talking him too. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: it is actually crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Andre has a really serious question for you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: He noticed this and it really, really bothered him.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. That's going to be some weird little like.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: He wants to know why no one seems to be
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: able to spell Michael. Okay.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: That is actually, I do have to say.
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  Speaker 3: And when they called you Mike.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: That child was left behind. There was what's going on
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: in the education system in America because the spelling of
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: the names on traitors. Okay. So you should know how
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: to spell Michael.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that somebody needs a headshot with it
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: spelled out.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: Orissa with an O. Logan, that was Orissa. Orissa. That
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: was worse than getting banished.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But I was like, I think Sherry also,
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: they were spelling Sherry all different kinds of ways.
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  Speaker 1: They were like C-H-E.
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  Speaker 3: C-H-E-R-R-I-S-H-E-R-I-R-Y.
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  Speaker 1: Sherry was so fierce. Sherry was fierce. She ate us up.
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  Speaker 1: I loved her.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a good time?
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: I had a great time. It was an absolute nightmare.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: And I love, but I, the one that, but like
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: I loved when I left, I was like, that was
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: so fun. But during it, it is so stressful. People
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  Speaker 1: don't realize, I think people think it's fake or something
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  Speaker 1: that it's scripted, but literally everything that happens in the castle,
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: you don't need to script the show. The game itself
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  Speaker 1: is interesting enough that you don't need, you just need
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: to get 22 maniacs and that castle and give that,
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: give that game to them. And it makes itself. Really. Like, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: I think that it was really fun to do, but
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: it was so stressful. You're filming really long days. Everyone's
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: talking about each other behind each other's backs. Nobody wants
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: to go home first. So the paranoia really gets to you.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: And you have no contact to the outside world.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know.
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  Speaker 1: You were my emergency contact.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: I remember you had said, you were like, all right,
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: I'm here and I'm going to go dark soon.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah. No problem. But.
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  Speaker 2: The longer you were away, the more messages I was
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: sending into the ether would be like, are you still there?
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: Are you okay? What's going on?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: And in my mind, at a certain point, I forgot
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  Speaker 1: what my life was like and the castle was my life.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy, Michael.
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  Speaker 1: You were there so long and it's so immersive that
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: at one point they had like the therapist come talk
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: to me because I forgot like that I had a dog,
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: that my husband's name was Brad. Like you forget. The
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: world outside of Scotland.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: Which is why we're acting like such psychopaths.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Which is why we're also deranged.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Is the castle cool?
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Very cool. But it's a really old castle in Scotland.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: So if it's hot out, it's broiling.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I was going to ask you, what's the temperature control?
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: And if it's cold out, it's freezing. Okay. So you
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: just got to be ready for it. I saw an
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: interview with Parvati, and she was talking about how on
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: her season it was super cold, so I brought hand
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: warmers for skiing. And I would just stick those up
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: my sleeves. Just walking around with hand warmers.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: We're going back.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: You're going back? Where it all started.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: We're going back. I can't wait.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: You're going back to Stonehenge?
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's in England. Oh. And once was enough?
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Once. It's a couple of rocks. It's a couple of rocks.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: No, it was very impressive. But I think I saw it.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I walked around it. I took pictures.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, okay.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: That's a little Kim song. I came, I saw.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: I took some pictures. What I think is really interesting
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: about Stonehenge is that they've done studies on the boulders
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: and some of the boulders are not at all from
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: the area. Okay.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: So how did they get there?
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: We don't know.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: And that's the end of the Stonehenge tour. Time to
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: go home. Exit through the gift shop.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: And that's my problem with Stonehenge. I mean, I don't
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: need to see the boulder.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: I think it's one of those things that's just it's
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: like a very interesting thing to have seen.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with like the Easter Island heads. That's very cool.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: What is that? Right. But that's a head, not a rock.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: It's a rock, but it's not just like a boulder.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: That was somebody chiseled into a face.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I think that's really cool and crazy and weird.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: But Stonehenge, I'm like.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: And that's weird too.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: How did that big giant rock go up on top
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: to make a T?
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: How'd they make the T? How'd they do the golden arch?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: We don't know.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: And we'll never find out.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: And we'll never find out.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: And I'll be okay with it.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: You'll be okay with that.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Stonehenge was a bucket list for Andre.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: But you're going, so you keep going back to Scotland.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I don't keep going back to Scotland.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: You said we're going back.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't keep going back. I've only been once.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: And now you keep going back.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going back again. We're going back to Ireland
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: and we're going back to Scotland because we didn't do
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: enough of what I wanted to see. So I'm also
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: really interested in the period of the Troubles. So I
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: want to go to Belfast. I just think it's really interesting.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: That famously was not part of Stonehenge.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: No, because Stonehenge is not in Ireland.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Or Scotland.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Totally random thing, but about Ireland. There is a statue
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: of Molly Malone.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Molly Malone? Can we tell me who that is?
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not quite sure. Because I'm not sure.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I can't remember who she is exactly.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: You said it hoping I would know.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: No, I know that she's famous.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: But we're not sure who she is.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she's famous for.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: We're going to fact check. A fictional fishmonger.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: She's a fictional fishmonger and the star of a well-known
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Irish song. Okay.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: So she's like a bit of a heroine, right?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I know. I actually knew that. Oh, did you? I did.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Because there's some sort of like fish pie that they make.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Cockles.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Stargazer pie or something. Yeah. Cockles.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I was reading about it on the thing and
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: she would apparently in the story, she's peddling her wares
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: and she's saying, oh, I've got cockles or whatever it is.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: But she wasn't real.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: No, I know.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: It's a story. It's like Yankee Doodle Dandy.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: But in the story, that's made up.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just like getting there.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: So anyway, it's a brass statue, right? And it's her
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: face and she's pulling her thing. If you look at
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: the picture, the breasts of the statue have been completely
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: worn away because men- Are rubbing the titty. They're rubbing
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: the titties.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: What? Not even- Look.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Look.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: And it was a thing.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: And there was a thing where they were showing like
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: a day of what was going on. All the men,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: all the men rubbing the titty and the women and
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: the women going up and like hugging.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Molly or whatever it is. And it was not just.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Not even the statues are safe.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: No, but you know what though?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: They're trying to fuck the bronze.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: But listen to me.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: But that is the point.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: That is the point.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: And what I felt was really interesting also was there
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: was a group of little boys.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: So that kind of, I think, to be very serious,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I think that it is hop, skip.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Jump rape culture.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Because it's starting at an absolute disregard and lack of
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: respect for women and their bodies.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Right. And it's like jokey. Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: And it's jokey, but it's not funny.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It's like a slippery slope. Correct.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: And when I went, I knew that already, but I
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: went and I watched a bunch of guys.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Doing rubbing the boobies.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Giving her a mammogram. Mess.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Mess. Really.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: But it's so... It's just indicative of how women... And
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: our bodies are not perspective.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Our objects.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely. And it's like I was talking when Laura
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: was here the other day, Laura Dunn. We were talking about, obviously,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: the Cornell 7 and everything.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: And I said to her that.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: The first time I think I got catcalled from a
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: grown man, I was like 12 or 13 years old.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And you were in your school uniform. Right.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: And I don't know, there's not a woman that I
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: know who did not have a similar experience. And because
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: if you're looking at these little boys who were touching
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Molly Malone, They're learning from that age that it's kind
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: of okay. And it's funny.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: And it's funny.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: And, you know, there was another guy who thought it
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: was funny to, like, pretend to motorboat.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Like, it's not. It is so disrespectful.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: And then the person who put the clip out was like,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: so is it the statue that was leading him on?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Ellipsis.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Right. Right?
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: No, it's true. I think that, I mean, it's like.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Once you start noticing it a little bit, you're going
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: to see it everywhere.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: You're going to notice it in the way we talk
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: about people. I mean, I've noticed that in, yeah, just
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: any sort of news story that has to do with.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, did you hear the way that Megan, what's
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: her name, talked about Jane Doe? About how Megan Kelly.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fucking maniac.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Why does she have a show anywhere? I mean. And honestly,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: like the hot. It's not even like, okay, this is
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: a conservative talking head. She's like an Epstein apologist. Like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: what is this show she got running? Who's giving her? Like,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: that is crazy to me. It's not even like, these
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: are my conservative ideals.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Let me be a Fox News commentator. It's correct. It is.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: It's like beyond the Candace Owens of it all.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: 100%. Can we talk about Katie Zachariah?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: You want to do algorithm is showing about Katie Zachariah?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I have to say, Katie Zachariah, I have to defend
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: her hair extensions because they do look snatched. Everything else
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: is crazy. but her hair does look pretty good.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: And that's the only credit I'll give her. Okay. Okay? Sure.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: And don't ever let anyone call me biased because I
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: said the hair was correct. And everything else is a mess.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: That was... I was joking with some friends and I said,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I've had periods last longer than Katie Zechariah did in
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: her job.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Someone I saw tweeted was like, I had a tampon
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: in longer. Yeah. Toxic shock syndrome. Well, yeah. Yeah. PSA
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: for toxic shock syndrome from Brief Resets. Don't do that.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: And I thought, and one would have imagined that Scaramucci
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: was the limit.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: But even like before they fired her.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I will say that I felt uncomfortable.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: I am so honored to work for President Trump and
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: the American people as the new White House press secretary.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I was uncomfortable and I don't give a shit. And,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: you know, because stuff like that always makes me feel
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: so cringy, I couldn't watch it in one sitting. I
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: kept on pausing it and then going back to it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: It's like when on American Idol they would intentionally put
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: someone up there.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I was saying when Clay Aiken was here.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That's the thing that I don't– I can't.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I can't watch it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: No.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: It's like vicarious embarrassment. You feel it for them. You're
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: an empath.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. It's October. Embrace it. This is your spooky season.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Do you believe in witches? Yes. I do too. You
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: believe in tarot cards?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I think so too. Some guy in a bar came
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: up to me and gave me his phone number and
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: he was like, I'm a tarot card reader. I think
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call him.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Call him. Do it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: On the show. Let's do it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Do it. And because I always lose everything, I took
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: a photo of the card. So I know I have
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: the number.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think I believe that there are people
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: who have a gift of sight, I think. I think
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: that there are people who can see people from the beyond.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to run my life that way. But,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: you know, if somebody says, I remember one time, this
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: is years ago, I was talking to somebody and they
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: were talking about an experience that they had in somebody's house.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: And a feeling that came over them.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: That there was something wrong. I will tell you, many
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: years ago now, Andra and I were looking for a house.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: And you don't go in a house, you go in
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: a house. I walked into a house and immediately the
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: vibe was not right. Something happened. I could not stay
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: in that house. And I said to Andra and the realtor,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like- Never this house. And I can't even be
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: in here. And they were like, what's the matter? I'm like,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yo, it was just like you had this awful feeling.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: A terrible feeling of feeling unsafe.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But you got to listen to that.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: You do have to listen to that.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Because then it'll make you sick if you actually lived there.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: No, there was no way we were going to live there,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: but I didn't even want to stay.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: That's spooky. I've been like that too, where I'm in
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: a space and I'm like, I don't want to, something
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: feels wrong.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: The vibes are not right.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Listen, don't bring up my banishment like that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I used to work someplace where the vibe was off
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: and I would go either late at night or on
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the weekends and I would sage it. I'm like, I'm
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: going to be here for a minute. I'm going to
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: sage it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: That is so Haitian. I love that. Yeah. I love that.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Back to the office. Are you kidding? I know who
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Do you think I'm playing?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Seriously?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, she needed it.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: And then I would go around to the people that
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: I dealt with.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Melissa.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Don't care.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: She's drunken outside.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Did it work?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Didn't it?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Agents of Chaos is no longer.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Right? Can confirm it worked. Yeah. Damn,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that worked. Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: It did work.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Leave me alone.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yo. Okay. Sorry, I'm processing a lot. Sure.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I know you are. I know you are. The ancestors
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: are on my side. I'm not even kidding.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I need you to do a little work for me.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Do you take cash or check? What if you said
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: no to cash? You're like, no, I don't take cash.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Like sweet greens? Oh, no cash.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Sweet greens.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I hate that place.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get another email about sweet greens.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Poor CJ.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: CJ's like, God, the sweet green. We've got to pull
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the ad. No, we're going to get another call.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Well, the last time I ordered a salad from there
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: was Sandy.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I was really upset.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? I get these influencer offers. Mm-hmm.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: to and they send them in and it's it's usually
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: like make a video here's how much you'll get paid
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: this is what we'll give you sweet green fucking emailed
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: me and i'm actually gonna put them on blast because
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: their email was like literally like small companies will send
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: me and it's like dollar amount of how much we
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: will pay you to make a video sweet cream was
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: like we'll give you a salad oh get fucked Get
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: out of here. Not only was I never going to
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: make a video for you, you're not even going to
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: offer a fee, an appearance fee, the usage of the video.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: There are really set industry standard terms for influencers. And
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: they were like, what about some cabbage? What about a
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: baked potato? What the fuck is that? Okay. Anyway, CJ's
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: going to have to cut that whole segment. NBC and
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Sweetgreen with the sniper rifle.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Do we know why Katie Zachariah got fired?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Like, was there a reason given?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: All I could see was that Trump talked to her
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and was like, if you didn't want to do it,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you don't have to. Like, he sort of like gave
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: her a soft out and she was like, I'm out
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: of here. Okay. But then I think, I don't know.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Was she fired? I feel like she's just gone.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: The news that I read is that she got fired.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I heard too. And that she was like,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: all right, cool. And then they were like, we're firing you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think she technically resigned. Lasted five days.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, she was very bad at that job.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: She lied about being a lawyer. I mean, that's not.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what I always find really interesting when
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: people lie about things like that? In this day and age,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: it's very difficult to lie about who you are, where
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: you're from.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Like George Santos. Remember, he was making all that and
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: then went to prison.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Because at some point, you are going to get found out.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: And now he's on Naked and Afraid. He's like on
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: some show.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: No, I know.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: He's like doing military boot camp on TV.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Did you see where he was trying to get out
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: of the water? He could not. He couldn't lift himself out.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: And he was like, at one point he was almost
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: out and then he lost his grip.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: And he was just flailing around.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Look at this guy being disgusting.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: The guy watching him is like, I can't. This is
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: so bad. If you think we're assholes for laughing, just
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: remember he had a rifle pin on his suit when
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: he was in Congress right after school shootings.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I don't care what you think about me laughing about that.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: This man lied about his grandparents being in the Holocaust.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you need permission to laugh, we're giving it
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: to you with these reasons.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, what kind of person, honestly, what kind of
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: person lies about their grandparents or any member of their
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: family being in a genocide?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Just like grandma was Anne Frank. Like, what? People are
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: going to be able to, like, Google that pretty quickly.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: And also that his mother was a September 11th survivor.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: What?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Ancestor.com. We got the Google. We got the Wikipedia. We've
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: got the, yeah. We've got the manifest.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: But it's just so gross. I mean, I'm not about telling.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Did he say his mother died in 9-11, but she's
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: still alive? No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: She was there, and that thing got cancer in that house.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: She died. I think so. But there was definitely a grandparents'
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Holocaust story, and there was definitely my mom.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: But Trump is also lying about being there at 9-11.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: No, I know. But, right.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. And that's what I'm saying. We can quickly
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: debunk that. 9-11 was famously not that long ago. Right.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like you're saying my uncle was on the Mayflower.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: It was 26 years ago.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my ass walked home that day.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Melissa was there. Melissa wasn't working. You were in
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: the workforce.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a grown adult.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And you walked home?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk about it. We don't have
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to talk about it. It's a public record if you
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: pass the bar, right? Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You have to register with the court system.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know why she could have just as easily said,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I went to law school. Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Because she did go to law school.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Did she graduate from law school?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think– but there's a– graduating from law
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: school doesn't make you an attorney.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. But it does mean you
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: have a law degree.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: It gives you a JD. Yes.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: So she could have easily said– I have a JD.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I have a JD. I have a law degree.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. But instead– No, she's out here. She's like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a Supreme Court justice. I'm a corporate– I mean–
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: A corporate attorney.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I'm a corporate attorney.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Where did you pass the bar?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: China. You said she's an attorney.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Where did she pass the bar exam? Which state? What state?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Did she tell us?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: What?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: What?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: What? Does she speak Mandarin?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Was she in my Jamie's class in high school?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about my high school now. We've
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: unlocked a puzzle box in my brain. They had us,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: they had, I was a part of this group. We
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: were the pure health. We were the health teachers. We
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: were pure health coaches. They had the students teaching health class.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: So they, because there was no health teacher, they taught
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a group of, I guess the sluts. They taught us
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: like how to have safe sex. And then they were like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you now have to teach everyone at school.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: OK, so it was either. So Michael and I and
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: my experiences with sex ed are.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I was such a hoe that they gave me permission
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: to teach.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: And I got taught by a nun.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Who was like, don't do it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Don't do it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Until you're married. End of class.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Don't do it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: All the credits we're going to put on a movie. Yeah. Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: it was really bad. And we, yeah, we will get
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: into it. Melissa doesn't want to get into it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: About what?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Sex ed.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: No, we can talk about it.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do I have to teach you?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: No, I'm good.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I just wasn't sure if you eventually got the.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: I've brushed up since, yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: How did you end up learning?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Honestly?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Michelle Pinchiroli taught you. Our friend from high school. Zandria
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: taught you? Like someone was like, okay, girl.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I had another teacher who was a lay teacher and
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I went to her and I was like, hey, miss, da, da, da.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: And she was like the cool teacher.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: And I was like, sister, what's her name? And she
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: was like, and she, I remember she was like.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: There's always someone, there's always a teacher like that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: She like rolled her eyes and was just like, and
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: then she told me to go get, um, Our Bodies, Ourselves.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Love that book.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You know what my mom did? What? She just put
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: it on my nightstand. Good. She's like, figure it out.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: But you know what, though?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: If she felt uncomfortable or didn't want to talk to
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: you about it herself, she gave you a good resource. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I remember being like, turning the page and being like. What?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to do what?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I did it. I do remember we called
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: one assembly and we were teaching the kids.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you one question? I'm interrupting you. Just
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: one minute. We're going to give me a bell. Is
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: this before or after the accreditation?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: This is before.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Before my high school was accredited.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Please continue. That tells me everything, but go ahead. A
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: child was left behind. No, several childs.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: So they were like, okay, like teach health or whatever.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: So me and my friends, we gave a cookie to everyone.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: And you pass the cookie down to the center. When
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: it got to the middle, we were like, okay, whoever
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: has a cookie, you can eat the cookie now. And
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: they were like, we don't want to eat the cookie.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: And they said, why? Because they said everybody touched it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And we said, exactly, you don't want to put things
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: in your mouth that everyone's been touching. That was the lesson.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Class dismissed.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Was there a quiz?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break. Okay. Was there a quiz? You
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: don't want to put things in your mouth that everybody's
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: been touching.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know what, though?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That's fair. But also, if everyone's putting it in their mouth,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: it's probably for good reason. So sometimes that's the best trade.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Is it? That's what I learned in adulthood. But back then,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is the tea. But now, there's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: usually a reason.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there is. Let's take a break.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Let's get into Under Oath about Tucker Carlson. Is it
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: about his hair?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: We did Katie Zachariah's hair, so I do have to
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: review his hair as the bald person in the studio. Okay.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: He's got quite the wavy bang that's so wavy it
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: can't not be treated. Or do you think there's like
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: a little sew-in happening? I don't. I think he's got
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: a little extension somewhere.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I don't, actually.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: You think that that man.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that he's just a floppy-haired man. Do
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? That's what I think. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: just think he's got a floppy head of hair.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I know you didn't mean it, but that is such
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a read. Like, that is such a.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just think... I mean, he... I think
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: there is something about him. Not that he doesn't look dirty,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: but he looks un-groomed. The hair is like floppy and
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: kind of messy.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: And I think that he thinks that might be his look.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Because the men that were on Fox News are very
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: conservative in appearance. The hair is short and kind of styled.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: And his is not.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Totally. So what did he say? I'm reading this quote
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: and this is the first I'm hearing of this.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Tucker Carlson said... The nature of war results in the
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: deaths of innocents.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: And if you look at that enough on a screen,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: it's like if you look at pornography enough or bestiality
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: videos all day, after a while, it's kind of an
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: attractive horse.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not into it personally, but it's not crazy. We
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: are shaped by the worlds around us, of course. Is
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: this taken out of context? What was this about?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I actually don't know.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Why was he saying this?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Why was he saying it, TJ?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: He was talking about.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: about um uh like people that really want to go
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: to war in the military industrial complex and he was
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: like if if everybody around you is always wanting to
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: go to war and all they're talking about is war
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: he's like it's like bestiality if you if you watch
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: enough bestiality porn all of a sudden that horse starts
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: to look attractive talking about like war hawks.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: What's going on in the home all sorts i think
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: is what is that what i mean i don't know
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was bestiality videos.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Of course there are.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I knew that they existed, but
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't know Tucker Carlson was watching them.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if he is.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: He's not saying that he's watching them. He did say
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: that he's not into it personally, but he gets it.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I love that like in the state in America. Yes.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: We have to qualify whether we're into that or not.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: People are like, I just got to go on the
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: record really quick. I'm not into that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Like Selma Blair, who's really into biting.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: She's got a rap sheet of bites.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: She apparently bit Kate Moss really hard. She cuts the skin.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: She's just hitting people up corncob style. She's just going wild.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Jason Derulo video of the corncob.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: What is happening?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I just got to let people know I'm not into horses.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not into biting. I don't want to get bit.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Don't bite a horse. I don't know.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Like Cash Patel's like, if bestiality is on your resume,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: we will still consider you for the FBI. And now
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson softly socializing the bestiality videos. It's getting really crazy.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I just think people would cool it before the midterms.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Like we'd maybe like. Maybe not everything's on the line
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: right now, but.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: This is what I am saying. I am saying.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: At.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Every level, we are running out of shit to do
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: to ourselves.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: We're just... We're biting people.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: We're approving bestiality videos.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I made a Selma Blair joke. And someone was like,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: she is a mess. And I was like.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Isn't it me?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: No, this was on TikTok. Oh, okay. And I was like, so...
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I do have to let you know that biting people
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: is not a symptom of MS.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: No, I know.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: But I think what people.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I think that there are some people.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Hear me out. I think that there are some people who,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: when they hear that somebody has something like MS, that
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: they will... She has MS, so she's a nice person.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Cut her some slack.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Cut her some slack because she has MS. Meanwhile, somebody
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: could have like terrible cancer, right? But they were a
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: horrible person. Every now and then there'll be like a
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: story that comes out where somebody has died and their
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: families have written.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: A scorching obituary.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: No one's going to miss her because she was a horrible,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: abusive parent.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, I've heard of this, yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: And there are a lot, I was reading there's a-
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: They cook them. There was something- I think a hospice
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: nurse wrote a book or something. And she was talking
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: about all the people. It was sort of like life
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: lessons towards the end of your life. So people who
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: were just like, I wish I would have spent more
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: time with my friends, my family. I wish I would
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: have tried to sing. I always wanted to sing, but
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I was afraid. And there are people who are like,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I want to see my child again. I was not
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: a good parent.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: And they wouldn't. And they cut me out of their life.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're coming to the end of their life. And
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: now they're like, could you please reach out to my child?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And she said there are so many times she has
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: done that. And the person on the other end has
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: been like, absolutely not. Wow.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I always wonder, maybe this could be good for
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Tales from the DMs. If you guys want to send
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: in your stories. I always wonder about like, right? There
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: are a million different types of relationships, right? I have
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: a therapist describe it as like the constellations in the
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: sky of like different relationships. What's normal? What works for people?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: You have a kid. You don't know what's going to happen.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: And CJ, if you need to leave, if this is triggering,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: because I know you just had a baby. Thank you.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: um you have a kid there's no like guarantee that
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: it's gonna like you or you're gonna like it no
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: like i know there's biological shit where like yeah yeah
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: what if your brain rewires what if your kid is
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: terrible or just like yeah you don't i don't know
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you're not that close or whatever like you just And
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I always wondered, what's that? Like, I'm close with my parents. Like,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: we get along great. Love going to dinner with them.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: We kiki. We have a good time. But, like, I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: always wondered, like, what if I know people who are
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: not close with their parents at all.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Barely even talk.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe go home for Christmas.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I always wondered about those types of relationships.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think Oprah recently or kind of– or
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I saw it recently. She had a whole episode about
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: people who are, like, going no contact with their parents.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: With their parents. And she had people in her audience
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: talking about it. And then she had a couple of
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: parents who decided to go no contact with their kids.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That's who I want to hear from. Parents who were like.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Well, so one of the parents said that her son
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: is a drug addict.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I was thinking. My first thought was addict.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Drug addict who she tried really hard. She and the
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: dad tried really hard to get him into rehab. He
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: paid for it multiple times. He's stolen from them, yada, yada, yada.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: And she said that... He was sucking the energy out
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: of the household, out of the family, and they didn't
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: have enough time to put into the other kids because
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: he was the problem.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: They got this whole other family.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: So she went no contact with him. That's awful.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. I mean, and she presented it in
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: a way where you could tell she felt bad, but
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: she also was resigned to what she had to do.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you have other kids. You got to
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: watch out for them.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Or even, you know what?
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Even if you don't have other kids, like you're- You're
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: still a person.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: There can't be somebody in your life, parent, child, spouse, sibling,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: who is the succubus in your life.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm talking about extreme- And that's.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Why you staged that person's office.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was helping.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Them and me.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, addiction's so crazy.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, it is.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, and, you know, I feel for people who
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: are struggling with that. My dad, so my dad was
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: a Vietnam veteran and he had a friend of his,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: like the one friend that he kept, right? The guy
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: was Maltese. And that guy's son died. He OD'd. And
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: my dad went, whatever. And it was like a young
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: guy at the time. And His friend said to him,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I love my son. I'm so sorry he's not here.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: But now my family is at peace. Because he was
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: wreaking havoc in their lives.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Constantly relapsing. I had a boyfriend OD when I was
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: in college.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: That's hard.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: It was awful.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: That has to be horrible.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: And his family. I don't know. for for him it
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: was like very clear that his addiction was connected to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: something his family not liking him for being gay or whatever.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Oh and it was.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Like so because like i'm fine my family was like
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: so chill about it but it was always so weird
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: to come from that and then be around other people
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: who were not from similar dynamics right and it's like
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: i don't I was young, so my brain wasn't fully
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: developed and I was drunk. It's really hard to understand that,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: especially at that age when you didn't really have a
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: lot of context. Right. Now I'm like, oh, I see
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: exactly what was happening there. Yes. I get it. Yes.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: It totally makes sense.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: That's something that happens as you get older. You look
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: back and you're like, oh. That's what was going on.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: His dad was hitting him. Got it. Okay. Yeah. You
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: like don't, it just doesn't click because you're such a,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. When you're a teenager. Yeah. Too many hugs,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: not enough hugs.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Inappropriate hugs.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: You were, you were not enough hugs. Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: And you were too many.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I was too many hugs. Yeah. Yeah. Three types of
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: people in the world.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: What kind?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Comment below.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Comment below. Which hug are you?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: No.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Actually, don't do that.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Okay. Should we get into Tales from the DMs? Should
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: we see what people are writing in? See what sick
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: and twisted things people want us to read?
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Let's do that, friends.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Okay. What do you always say?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: What do I always say?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Say it with me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: While Michael is a lawyer, he's not your lawyer, so
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: you should get your own.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, New Moon Magic wants to know, regarding the latest
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: episode talking about early voting, my partner is worried that
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: if we vote early, they are counted as absentee votes
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: and don't show up in the election night count. Is
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: that true?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. CJ's going to Google it. Because
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But I'm going to guess and then
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: we'll confirm with CJ. Because my guess is that if
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you voted, it counts. Even if it's not in the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: election night, it's going to count at some point. So
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: eventually they get– if you're in line, stay in line.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: So like eventually they're going to get to your vote, right?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: So if you vote early, I think they're counted. Because
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing a lot of like early voting polls are
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: open now. Like Georgia is open right now.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, New York isn't open right now yet.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: No, but I put it on my calendar.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I saw that they mailed it to my house and
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I put it on the calendar because I want to
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: go that first day. But in Georgia right now, they're
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: counting all the early votes. So if that's a harbinger
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: of how it works, then we'll find out. Yes, they
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: are included. Yes. Yep. I'm getting reports now that they
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: are included in the election night count. So your partner
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: told you that? Your partner's a liar. Don't listen to them.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Or your partner.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Didn't know just like we didn't know two seconds ago.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: But tell your partner if they're not listening, they should.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm on Cameo if they want me to make
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: a video.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Not Michael just shilling his Cameo.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I filmed the cutest Cameo last night. A lesbian couple.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: One month anniversary, they're moving in together.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Of course they are.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: They were like, we want to celebrate with a cameo
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: from you. I was like, this is, I was like,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: refund the fee. I'm making it for free. This is
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: the best thing I've ever made. Of course they are.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: It's one o'clock in the morning. So it was like,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: it was an expiring one. I had to make it
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: before bed. And I was like, turning on the lights.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Brad's like, what are you doing? I'm like, a lesbian
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: couple just got engaged. It's been one month.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: It's been a whole month.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: How do you keep it fresh, ladies?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: They even said U-Haul in the recording. Okay. Which one
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: do you want to read?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: So just because I know who this person is. Poonie's
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: mom regarding... Excuse me? Poonie. Poonie's mom regarding Selma Blair.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: But she been biting people.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: You know who that is?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. Zan.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Friend of the pot? Yeah. The pet? No. Of the child?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Poonie is.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: For some reason, when he was born... She made up
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: a name for him, and it was Poonie.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: And it stuck.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but nobody calls him that. His name is Matthew.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: We only call him Matthew. No, nobody calls him Poonie. Nobody.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: It's so funny.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Selma Blair, she's been biting people. There's a long
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: history of... Okay, Heather Glasgow won. I hope we have
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: an international following. Michael, love you. R.E. Kelly Clarkson, it
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: had a price tag.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Wow, this really.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: This took off.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: We were there when the meme began. We originated. We
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: were there when the meme originated. Yeah. Oh, I guess
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I said that it wasn't for sale. It had a
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: price tag.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: And so I guess she was asking if she could
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: buy it. Are we Kelly Clarkson apologists?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I don't understand the story.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: She was like, I want to buy this bird. And
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: they were mean to her about it. And then she
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: went to Twitter and smoked them.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: And now... Chaos ensues. Brad and I are being Kelly
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Clarkson and the bird for Halloween.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Which one are you?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Why don't you guess, actually? Why don't you tell me
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: which one I should be? Because this has caused great
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: debate in my friend group.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: The bird.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. So I was told.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to look at every camera. I don't have
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the gravitas to be Kelly Clarkson. Why you got to
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: play me like that? The rudest thing to say is
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: the gravitas to be the American Idol. I have to
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: be a bird? I have to be an animatronic bird?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: What are you not saying? What are you not saying?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: If you had to be any animal.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I would be a bird.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Or a giraffe. Maybe you'd be one of those birds
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: that sit on top of the giraffe's head.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Comment below what animal we'd be. What animal would you be?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Some sort of cat-like. Your eyes are very cat-like.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I might be a cat.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: What do people say? Like, what animal do you get?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I get giraffe and bird that sits on top of
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: a giraffe.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I feel like people say panther to you, but that's
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: like because you're wearing a lot of black and gold? Like,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Like, I don't know if you're black. Like,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like i think that's just like a default.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Um so my favorite animal is a hippo.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah we know i love i love them they're so
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: cute i know they're yes i know all you do
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: is fucking.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Send me hippo videos babies oh it's out of control
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: andrew dang of it all he was like who's the
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: other one it's names like celery there's like a couple
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: there's like it's like mudang and celery okay There's a
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: second hippo.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Fiona.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: It's Fiona. I knew it was something like Fiona.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I want to read this one because they agree with me.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Every girl named Fiona is going to just be my DMs.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: The hippo's name was Fiona.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: We're not making it up.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: She's big now, though.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: She is.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: She grew up. I think she was born during the pandemic.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: She's six years old.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: She's huge. She's huge now. She's a big bitch. She
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: came to eat, girl. She had her.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: From Uncle Maricot, I think. I'm sorry if I'm saying
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: that wrong. Anyway, they say, I feel so seen. I
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: hate bananas, just like Melissa. And no one understands. Maybe
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: you can't taste it, but I could smell it from here.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Also trying to find smoothie recipes that don't use bananas
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: is futile.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: That's actually true.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Love you both and this show so much.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Bananas are like a load-bearing ingredient in a smoothie.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: And the worst thing about it is if you go
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: to a smoothie place and you say, I want the
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: X without the banana. Well, no, they'll make it for you,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: but they don't ever really wash that thing very well.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: It's like a bit of a rinse.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You can smell. You can still kind of taste the banana.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: The essence of banana. That shit makes me so mad.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I'm getting so into perfumes. Wait, do you want to
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: smell this one? Wait, smell this one. I'm getting really into... Nice.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay. So I'm getting really into perfume talk. Okay.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: And there's this perfumer, like, reviewer, and I check... Is
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: it a guy? It's a girl.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: And she's in perfume school. Oh. She's learning how to, like,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: make perfume.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Does she have.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Is she a nose?
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: There's what they call them, the people who are able
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: to identify certain.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Like a super smeller or something? Yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: The nose.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: So she reviews all these perfumes and all, like, And
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: then I'll buy a sample to see if I like it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: And so I'm trying them all out. That smells nice.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Because I have ADHD, I don't remember what it is.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: And then I move on to the next one really quickly. Okay.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: So right now I just have about 50 samples in
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: my house. And I don't know what any of them are.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: They're not labeled?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Some of them are, some of them aren't.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: They're not labeled? Who's sending unlabeled fragrances?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Well, they're in like a thing with a label and
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: then I'm just putting them in there.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: It's really, no, it's always going to be me. That's
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: the problem. It was never them. But yeah, those bananas,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: they're everywhere. Now that I know that, I see them.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: But you eat plantains. You eat fried plantains.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I've eaten a fried plantain with you.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a banana.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: It is absolutely not.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's in the banana family, but they do
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: not taste the same.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Comment below.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Comment below. Green plantains do not taste- Green.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Those are tostones. Those are different from plantains.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: No, they're not.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Yellow plantains- I need to calm down.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Take the bass out your voice when you talk to me,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: first of all.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I need to calm down. No. I heard it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Plantains is the thing, right? Sometimes they're green.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes as they get more ripe, they turn yellow,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: but it's still a plantain.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: But you'll eat the yellow plantain?
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: No.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: That's what I was asking.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Yes. I will eat the green plantain.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Not the yellow plantain.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, so then I want to know if he's eating
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: the yellow plantain.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Probably not.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Because the riper the plantain gets, the more like a
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: banana it tastes.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: And I always say that. That's always been my catchphrase.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I've always said that.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Will you eat a green banana?
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: No. Oh. Because it's still got a banana taste. I mean,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I don't like bananas, guys.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: At the end of the day- This has become the
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: dog and banana review.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I don't like bananas. You know what? Here's a list.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I don't like bananas.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I don't like Boston.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I don't like bananas. I don't like hazelnuts, and I
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: don't like blue cheese.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: No blue cheese.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: And I'm allergic to eggplant, which is not the same.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I love blue cheese. Same. Oh, my God. I love it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: I don't like that either. No. To me, it does. Immediately,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like, ooh.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: So what do you eat with hot wings?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I kind of like my hot weeds naked.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: You like really spicy, though, so I bet it's got
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of sauce on it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to share your hair product and routine, Melissa?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Because no one asks me for my hair product routine.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know why not.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I haven't had hair in a good 12 years, so
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: it's been a minute.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I remember when you shaved your head.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: It's been a minute. Stylin'. Yeah. The last hair I styled. Anyway,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: your hair routine? Because I've heard a lot about this.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I'm actually quite well-versed. So I can actually join in.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I know it has to do with porosity. I know
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: that you've got to take one hair out and put
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: it in water to figure out how porous it is.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I've done the... I'm really... To.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Do the porosity test, your hair needs to be really,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: really clean and just washed with shampoo and dried naturally
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: with no conditioner or product in it, because then that'll
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: affect the porosity of your hair. So you put it
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: in a thing of water. If it floats, it's low porosity.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: If it sinks to the bottom, it's high porosity. If
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: it kind of floats in the middle, it's like a
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: little bit of both. And the porosity means how much
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: product your hair can take in. So I have high
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: porosity hair. So it takes a long time for my
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: hair to get wet. It's thirsty. The products that I use,
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll put it on my socials or I'll
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: write to you directly. How did this person reach out
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: to us?
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Instagram.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Why are you gatekeeping the products?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: I am not gatekeeping. I use two, I use, now
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I'm using three different kinds of products, right? Three different lines.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: So If anybody wants to know, one is OrganiGrow. The
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: other one is Curly World. And the third one, I
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: just started using Cardi B's products.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: She's got products.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Grow Good.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: She's got products. They're good.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: They smell really nice.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I just started using them, so I don't know if
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: it's for my hair or not.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I learned from the perfume girl on TikTok that they
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: have to modify scents for the product. So if you
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: get like the Gucci perfume and also the lotion and
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: the body wash and everything, they don't just like add
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: the perfume to each one. They have to like literally
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: change the entire chemical structure for a conditioner, for a shampoo,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: for a body wash because they'll smell different in each product.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: So they have to like adjust it.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I never would have thought about that.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: And they have to make it so that when you're
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: washing with the Gucci body wash, you don't smell crazy
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: coming out of the shower. That it actually washes away. Okay.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: All right. If you guys want to ask your questions
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: about hair products, voting rights, politics.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Immigration issues.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Legal issues.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Someone check in next week, see if Melissa's finally hydrated.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Or don't.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: We'll be back after this. Oh, someone said it's brooch,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: not brooch. And it was you? Is that what you said?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Didn't I say it was brooch?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, Erelicia says it's brooch.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're going to believe Erelicia. Never mind that
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I was sitting here screaming at you.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Erelicia is going to write back and be like, that's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: not how you say my name. It's Erelicia. I'm going
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: to get in so much trouble. Okay, well, thank you
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: for watching Brief Recess. Thank you for joining us this week.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: We'll see you next week. Bye. We're going to have
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: a special Halloween episode. Okay, bye. I'll see you in court.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: That's right. I forgot about that. This has been an
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Exactly Right production recorded at iHeart Studios, hosted by me,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Michael Foote.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: And me, Melissa Malbranch. Our producer is CJ Ferroni.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: This episode is edited by Mark Schroeder.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Our associate producer is Christina Chamberlain, and our guest booker
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: is Patrick Hottner.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Our theme song was composed by Tom Breyfogle with artwork
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: from Charlotte Delarue and Vanessa Lilac with photography by Brad Obono.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Brief Recess is executive produced by Karen Kilgariff, Georgia Hardstark,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: and Danielle Kramer.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram at Department of Redundancy
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Department or on TikTok at Michael Foote.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm on both Instagram and TikTok as Melissa Malbranch.
• 58:06
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• 58:11
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• 58:14
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