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First Human With a Brain Chip · Podcast - Big 98.7

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It is that time where we play our hypothetical situation game, really run each
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other through the ring. What do you do now? I will admit it's
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pretty bad today mine? Oh really? Okay? Well, remember these are
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hypothetical, of course. Yeah, it's real, anything goes kind of thing.
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It is. Are you ready for him? The first one? Okay?
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So you come home today and your wife she confronts you about a letter
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she found tucked away in your bedroom. It just so happens. It's a
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love letter from your ex girlfriend, but you didn't realize you were using it
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as a bookmarker. Mm hmm. You explained, honey, honey, honey,
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this is an old love letter. But she's not having it. Lauren
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is not letting this go. She's feeling like this is fresh. So she
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is insisting that you contact this girl on speakerphone to confront the situation. So,
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Pike, what the heck I mean having to contact your ex? Oh?
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My god, horrible? What do you do? I suppose I just
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call up my ax on speaker phone. I just can't imagine you're doing this.
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Why. I don't know. Okay, I only have one X,
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and you know I don't hate so well, just the thought of it.
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I know he's a great gal. I know for some people this might be
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horror. I don't know. I suppose this is so dumb. First of
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all, you're going First of all, you've got me reading a book.
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That's your first fallacy here, also keeping a love letter. I'm keeping a
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love letter. I do have some cards and letters in my nightstand, but
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they're all they're all this old birthday cards. How awkward, though? Would
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that be horrible? What would you do? I like you, you're crazy.
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I'm not calling this person like this is no there was the card or
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letter? Is it dated? Because if I'm being weird about it, I'm
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being like, no, I'm not going to call now. It sounds like
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it's probably a recent thing. All right, See this is this is the
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predicament. All right? What am I? Sorry? Guns a blazing here?
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All right? A man you're driving, you're driving, came got it
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and you stop in the red light. I told you this was gonna be
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bad. So you stop in the red light and you look over there's a
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man on the corner playing guitar. Oh yeah. Now you roll your window
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down and you say, hey, sir, do you happen to know the
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tune. Scotty doesn't know. He says he does, but he'll only play
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it for you for ten dollars. Now you look over in your center console
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or council, whatever that is, and you've only got a twenty dollar bill.
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That's it. So a man, you really like the song in this
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hypothetical situation, Okay, one of your favorites. What do you do?
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Scotty doesn't know, Yeah, Yotta doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know. Yeah,
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no, I know. I'm not good at singing. That's my favorite
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song. But what do you do? I mean, I'm gonna it's my
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favorite song. I guess I'll just give him the twenty I mean I might
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ask for it, Lea, I might ask. You're gonna ask a guy
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corner for a chance back? Yeah? You never know having cash these days.
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Have you ever gone up and you have to pay for parking somewhere and
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you don't have cash? It's just embarrassing. So yeah, I'm gonna want
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a little change for my center counsul. What do you what do you think
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this guy's in ATM? What if he hasn't had a single donation all day?
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Then? What part two? What do you do. What do you
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do? I'll just give him the twenty Oh I guess I suppose all right,
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Bike, You wake up and you get out of bed, and you
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realize that's not Lauren, that's a lane. You go to the kitchen,
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there's Kramer. Look. You look in the living room and by golly,
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George and Jerry they're just sitting around. You realize you are stuck living in
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the TV show Seinfeld. What a dream? I mean, right, But
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you realize it's not a dream. You can stick around and enjoy this for
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the rest of your life, live in the Seinfeld dream. But yeah,
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gotta get rid of one of them, and I mean get rid of one
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of them. So Pike, oh god, and this is your favorite show,
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and I know you like all the characters living in the show. Yeah,
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what do you do? And everybody I know in love is gone.
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It's just now I'm in the Seinfeld way. But you gotta in order to
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stay there, You gotta you gotta kill one of the just gotta get rid
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of one of them. Ye, which one? Probably Jerry to be honest,
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really, Yeah, fans of the show all agree that Jerry really is
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the least funny one, you know, which is hilarious. Yeah, he's
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the worst actor too, horrible actor. Wow. Yeah, but no,
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you know he's sort of the straight man though, so you kind of need
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him. Who would be if you if you didn't go Jare Bear, where
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would you go? I guess, George, I hate to say it.
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I mean this is like pick your favorite child, you know, trust me.
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I know. This is why it's a real hypothetical situation. They're all
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critical, you know, because then if you get rid of a lane,
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then that means there's no David Putty. You can't have a world where there's
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no David Putty. Now, I don't care. I don't bring it up.
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Okay, you wrote it. I didn't want to talk about I wanted
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to get you giddy like you know. Yeah. That was that was That
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was a twisted one. Interesting all right, Amana final, what do you
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do on this beautiful Friday? You're in downtown Fargo walking. When you approach
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the train tracks, you see that there's a horse standing on the tracks.
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Wild he's just kind of standing there. But then you realize you're like,
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Horsey, what what are you doing on the tracks? Yeah, you realize
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his hoof is stuck. Hoof is stuck in the tracks. You're like,
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oh god, that horse is stuck. Suddenly you hear a train whistle down
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yonder. A train is a coming. Now it's not real close yet,
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but you can kind of hear it and see it. You know, you
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can hear the too. But if class bars aren't down yet or anything,
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and that horse is stuck all right, son, So man, oh my
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gosh, oh is it making that noise too? Just in whimpering for help,
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looking right at you, looking right at you, going okay, fine,
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there's a turkey there too. Well are you gonna say it? What
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do you do? I'm gonna jump on bare back and giddy up, gidda
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up, and like as soon as I jump on the horse, the horse
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is gonna like buck out of it. I can I feel that I'm gonna
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somehow jump onto the horse to save it. I'll tell you what you're gonna
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do. You're gonna you and the horse killed good one like it a minute
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in the morning, Big Natty eight point seven. Big news. The Olympics,
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of course, are this summer over in Where are they France? They
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are in Paris? Paris. Yeah, big news though, because remember the
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last go around, which was in twenty twenty. Oh my gosh, they
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have they banned at the Olympics. For the athletes they banned how did I
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say, the horsing around? Yeah, you were not allowed to horse around?
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Well, the cause it was grit penalties. It was during COVID And
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didn't they have like a sleeping situation too where people were sleeping on the floors,
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Like these athletes were saying that the conditions were just unruly. Well,
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guess what, good news, they've lifted the ban. They are there was
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like a real band on it. It was a legitimate band. They actually
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just announced. I mean, I mean, would you get decued? I
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think so. I wouldn't risk it. You've trained for your whole life for
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that moment. I wouldn't you Just you couldn't handle if the gymnasts walked by
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and you were like, I mean I understand the temptation. God, you
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just can't. But now it's full steam ahead. Your your free to horse
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around all you want. They've even provided the athletes with over three hundred thousand
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can say, I say, protection, protection, thank you? All right?
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So it's it. That's nice because I know that way. Yeah,
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oh yeah, because you know they've had issues in the past, so I
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gets it's sort of like retirement communities. Yeah, diseases run rampant. It's
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crazy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Diseases you know, yeah, retirement
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communities, STDs run rampant. Yeah, you never heard this. No,
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my mind is like blown right now, and I'm trying to get there's some
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staggering statistic. I don't think I needed this in for it's a large percentage
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of the people at like in retire because you know, it's sort of like
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you get no, I don't know, well you don't because you're a young
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person. When you get to that phase of life, apparently there are certain
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morals and just sort of okay, gotcha, restrictions you've had on your life
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that you've just sort of kind of let go. I'm not saying every one
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of them, right, everyone's like, not my grandma, I know,
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not your grandma. I'm saying, course, there are statistics that show this.
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I'm not just making it up, are you sure? Well yeah,
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yeah, I'll look it up. Just I kind of feel like you just
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are willing nilly. It's just say that you just don't like to think about
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you know what I mean, Just know I never meaned this information in my
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brain because now Pike, that you gave me this information, it's in my
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brain. I can't get it out, you know, Grandma Millie, stop
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it ready, let's see it is piping hot today and now Amanda stills,
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let's see, we'll see Ronzi by Wimmers Diamonds. Amanda, I should mention
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at A twenty one are very special Friday guest Dustin from Happy Harry's Bottle Shops
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is here and will be revealing all the new fun drinks for the weekend.
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There's one in particular I am super excited about. Even though we're getting the
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snow, this is going to feel like summertime. Gavin Rossdale, he sat
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down for an interview. I feel like it's been a while since we've heard
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anything from him now. If I remember right, the reason him and Gwen
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got a divorce was he cheating on her with the nanny that was just here.
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Say I wouldn't be shocked, but I don't think it was ever confirmed.
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I don't think he's come out and said, yes, you got me,
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I did it, And I don't know has he moved on to I
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don't think he has. Yeah, he's dating a girl now, Okay,
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he's not remarried though. No, it's a it's a pop star. I
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forgot her names like Banana or something like banana. Are you making that up
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right now? Okay, you've got to be It's not Banana, but it's
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something close to that. I'm gonna look it up. Okay, but no,
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they're gotten to the point they're not married or anything. But she has
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met the kid, so it's getting pretty serious. You got it. Well.
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He sat down for this interview with it TJ. Holmes and Amy Roorbach
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and they have their own podcast, and was talking about how he wished he
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had more of a connection with his ex. Listen, when you see the
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kids that sometimes there is a loss that you know, it'd be nice if
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there was a sort of a more connection for the person who made him with
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me. Yeah, you know what I mean. I wish I you know,
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could have just figured out a way to not have that in their lives.
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It wasn't fun for me to be from broken home. So I'm handcuffed
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because I would never want to overly say anything negative about them mom or something
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like that. It's not right, all right. So Gavin Rosdale's girlfriend is
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named Zoanna, so not banana. But you can see what I was thinking
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at a very least, right, you know, No, I can't,
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but same amount of syllables. He's got an Anna in there, Zanna banana,
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and he thought I was gotcha, gotcha, and I totally forgot.
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We always talk about Paris Jackson, but then I forget that he had Michael
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Jackson a couple of other kids. So his son, Blanket, has requested
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the judge prevent his grandmother, Katherine Jackson, from using friends from his father's
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estate to finance an ongoing legal battle against the estate's executors. So the dispute
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revolves around a six hundred million dollar catalog deal with Sony. Although both Blanket
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and Catherine initially opposed it deal, Blanket and Jackson's other children accepted the judge
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ruling. Now, Catherine, she's like, no, I want to continue
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to fight for this appeal, and Blanket's like, hey, you hard to
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take a man named Blanket seriously. It's one thing when they're a kid and
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he's hanging them over a balcony, but just as a grown man, he's
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just kind of odd. He's basically saying, now, it's unfair to expect
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him and his siblings to cover the costs for this appeal, which makes total
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sense. Yeah, but now who's the other one. There's parents, Prince
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prince, that's right, Paris Prince. And then there was blanket, blanket.
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Yeah. Yeah. And Danny DeVito confirmed that he and Arnold Schwarzenegger they
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are working together on another movie. He said, thirty five years after Twins,
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we have a project and it's just about two friends, two guys,
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and they're hoping to have a script soon. They don't even have a script
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that they just the premise they've come up with is just two guys. That's
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a great starting Yeah, I know, all we know is are in it
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and we're gonna be friends in the movie. We don't know what else happens.
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You'll have to wait and see of what they've got me hooked? What
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would you what do you want to happen? What do you tease? It
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could go anywhere? Maybe? Do you think they're gonna go on a trip?
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Do you think they're like married? I think they're probably a two person
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ping pong team competing at pickleball pickleballers who uh have some fun, just two
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guys being guys. I'm sure at some point something goes awry and they need
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to resolve it the situation plot twist. Yeah, maybe a plot twist and
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then a resolution and I'm going to guess some humor along the way. Wow,
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what a script trending. Now here's what you need to know. Well,
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the first round of the NCAA tournament is halfway complete, and chances are
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your March Madness bracket is already busted. Number fourteen Oakland beat number three at
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Kentucky last night for the biggest bracket buster, I guess left just twenty and
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seventy eight perfect brackets. That's not bad. Did you fill one out?
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I did not feel one out this year. I usually do, though,
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just for fun. Yeah no, I didn't either. I just you know,
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I don't like to bet on things, and I love gambling and petting,
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but if I don't know anything about it, I like to have at
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least somewhat of a feeling going into it, like, yeah, guy to
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Kentucky, I don't know anything about it. I know they're usually good.
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I will tell you I woant to pick Kentucky over Oakland with the little knowledge
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that I knew I wouldn't have. I love Oakland sunglasses mostly oak least.
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Well, yeah, that's like slang. Oh got it for Oakland. How
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about this? Some scientists are considering putting a railroad on the moon about time.
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The US Defense Advanced Research Progency has planning a network of rails that could
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transport people and supplies. They did a study on how they could best create
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an economy on the Moon, and this could include mining and robotics. I
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guess we're ready for it. Yeah, build a city up there. Let's
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go running out of room? Here? Are we? Are? We running
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out of room here? Pipe? I suppose not. And you know,
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we don't want to talk about it, but it is happening. First of
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all, today is going to be great sunshine Hi of thirty two, and
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then we have this major winter storm that has headed our way. We've got
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a winter storm watch. It starts late Saturday through late Monday. Now the
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snow will develop basically Sunday morning, they're thinking, and then it's just going
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to be sticking around for a couple of days. So that's why it is
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going to be such heavy snowfall. Some places are saying six inches of snow,
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while others are saying we could get about a foot and it could possibly
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turn into a blizzard on Monday would be the worst of it, and then
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out of here on Tuesday. I just don't even care, you know,
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just bring it on whatever. I'm just gonna ignore it. Yeah, yeah,
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I thought now, but yeah, it's gonna melt super fast. I
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am not too concerned. I was actually really looking forward to the moisture because
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the lakes are pretty much empty. Just we did not get a lot of
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moisture through the winter, so we need where's it go? We need water.
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It was low at the end of last season. Oh so you're so
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it doesn't just make water. Is your lake no longer a waterfront property?
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No it is. But I thought, oh my gosh, a foot of
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snow, this would be great. It's only an inch of rain though.
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Yeah, you know, if you really melt down a bunch of I know,
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there's not much left. She is a rain. Golly. I learned
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something new that is interesting. There you go, Like I said today,
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enjoy They're going to be high about thirty two and some sunshine, like a
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minute in the morning on a big nuddy eight point seven. You know,
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the first guy that got a brain chip in his brain like an actual chip.
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What do you mean, like a potato chip, like like a little
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ATM card, like a little scanner. Neuralink is the company. It's Elon
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Musk owned, and they implanted a computer chip in a guy's brain and now
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we're finally getting the results. He did a little, a little show and
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tell about how it works. So this man, his name's Noland and he
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is paralyzed from the neck down. Okay, he was in a diving accident
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eight years ago, so he's been he must have volunteered to get this brain
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chip. And now he was showing how he can play games just using his
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mind. All he has to do to move the mouse of a computer like
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the way we would use our hand, He just looks and it points.
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Like he was playing chess online. He was playing a Star Wars game that
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is incredible, and he's not moving. He's just literally using his brain to
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tell the mouse where to go. They're doing a six year trial and so
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they're taking volunteers basically. But just imagine what now. I know people are
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like, you know, a little weird about chips in our brains, you
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know, you know what I mean, But just have fun with it,
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like let's pretend it's not just the government controlling as in YadA yadaya. It's
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just like, imagine the possibilities. Yeah, so what would be like the
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biggest advantage for you? Our body is eventually gonna be like half robot.
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You know, imagine it. Imagine like there's a virus in your body and
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your chip just goes to work, just like it's just the flu by oh
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little cancer cells for me. I don't think so, I mean truly though
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that, I mean really incredible. I'd be all aboud it extendual? Can
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you say this clip? Because right now it seems crazy people are listening going
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this this kid twenty years from now we hit play. It's like remember that
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Pike kid. H they had no idea. Remember that guy when he said,
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now he's a robot. It'd be very much like probably I imagine one
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hundred years ago there was people sitting on the radio talking about like now there's
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no way there's a vehicle could be powered by a motor. They'd be like,
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oh, there's no way a car could drive with a motor. There's
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no way of roads and highways. Are you chrisy see it? People talked
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about did you did you have a cigar in your mouth too? I got
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a cigar like in a minute in the morning on big I want to know
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your thoughts as a woman who's birthed to children. Yeah, you're two for
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two. Now. This woman's getting to backlash online. Mom getting back latch.
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Nothing new here because she posted a video of her having a baby,
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and her seven year old daughter, Sophia was in the room. She wanted
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to watch, and so the mom decided, Okay, fine, you want
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to watch. You want to be a big girl, come on in.
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Okay. You seem to think it's okay. Yeah, I guys, I
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don't see anything wrong with that. If the daughter wants to watch the birth
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of her little brother or sister being born, that's amazing. Well we get
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to the internet to find something wrong with it because people are saying, I
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wouldn't want my children in the delivery room. No having kids for her?
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I bet Oh my gosh. Yeah, people think that because it's you know,
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well it's pretty graphic. Well, I guess it depends on the delivery.
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Everybody's process is different. I mean, if you're doing a C section,
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if you're doing natural birth, if it's if you have an epidural.
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I mean, there's so many layers here, and I depending on where you're
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standing, is she up above, is she below? Either way, if
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she is intrigued by it, I don't think that's damning at all. I
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was not going to ruin her. I think it's Yeah. I think it's
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prety cool. I mean, coming from your perspective, you'll let just about
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anybody in the delivery room. Well, hence me being there, Yeah,
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you were. It was just I mean we were basically Facebook live for the
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birth of Sydney Luandah about five years ago. I remember. It was a
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I mean, it's just such an amazing experience, truly, I can't wait
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for you to go through that because you really don't care. Like I remember
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my dad, he wasn't like right there, but after the baby was born,
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it's like he rushed in to be there. And it's just like it's
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a birth of a kid, like this is my grandchild or my son or
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daughter, and it's a live being. Like I don't even know how else
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to describe there. It's amazing. It's a crazy thing. It is,
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yeah, because like you're you have your whole life to be like, oh
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my gosh, I'd love to have a kid, and then all of a
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sudden, one second later, there's a baby crying on you. When you're
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a parent, it's just it's remarkable, It really is when you put it
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like that. Yeah, and then then you're like, I'll never forget the
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first moment that Sid was on a like Nick and I look at each other,
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we're bawling, and then it's kind of gone. Nick was crying.
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Absolutely, he looks at kind of that, Now what do we do,
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like, you're holy, this baby? We have to Now you don't know,
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it's all you like, you got it, okay, Now we got
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to feed it and all right, and then you eat it live. I
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could do all of these things. Yeah, I imagine leaving the hospital with
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the first one. It's got to be like the weirdest, like, oh
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god, we're just it's just us. Now. We lived a mile from
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a Sentia Health on thirty second Avenue, and Nick was going like five miles
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an hour. I think, just like just sitting there going okay, everything's
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good. Where are we at? Does that go away? Because even like
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we had to pick our nephews up the other day from their respective daycares,
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and yeah, I was like, man, I'm like a new level of
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locked into driving totally, Like, don't even think about looking at your phone.
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Yeah, you've got precious cargo in there. You do not that I'm
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not precious? You know what? That is such a precious pike. Thank
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you, thank you,