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Birmingham | Son of a Boy Dad #378 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: As your QUAD week how's trying to strengthen quad this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Is that quivering?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's quivering.
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  Speaker 6: Jeez, game, it's for my own legs.
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  Speaker 3: You really have been shut in this weekend. You can't
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  Speaker 3: straighten your leg without a quivery. It's literally just like
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  Speaker 3: just mad, dude. I got someone weird, which is that
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  Speaker 3: when I pick up a drink and hold it in
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  Speaker 3: my left hand, my left hand starts to tramp.
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  Speaker 6: I literally can't pick up anything without trembling. Really, it's
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  Speaker 6: I have a constant tremble.
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  Speaker 3: Is that? Like? What do you think that is? Als?
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  Speaker 6: My mom took me to the doctor for it like
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  Speaker 6: multiple times as a kid. Yeah, they just said, it's
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  Speaker 6: like nerve, something with my nerve.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think it's because we have something in common
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  Speaker 3: with Tom Hanks's character and saving Private Ryan. No, because
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  Speaker 3: every time he would pick up his canteen, hand would shake. Well,
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  Speaker 3: that's probably shell shock.
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  Speaker 5: Is there maybe a that's like a repressed shell.
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  Speaker 3: Shock that you guys have? Do you think we are
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  Speaker 3: maybe from bombing so much? I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 6: I've had shaky hands my entire life and I've never
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  Speaker 6: been able to fix it. Like I've tried, Like I
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  Speaker 6: did like four arm workouts for years.
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  Speaker 3: I did, should have.
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  Speaker 5: Done more than that.
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  Speaker 3: I did everything, and it never changed.
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  Speaker 5: So I just can't talking about more than four.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think that. You don't think that our hands
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  Speaker 3: would steady behind a fifty cow? No, I think mine
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  Speaker 3: would for sure. That's what That's what I'm saying, is that.
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  Speaker 6: I thinks would be JiTT Your ears would be shaken
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  Speaker 6: like more than ever.
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  Speaker 3: Why it's not built like that to kill? He's not
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  Speaker 3: built to kill. Now I've come closer to killing someone
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  Speaker 3: than you have. I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 5: That guy that broke into your house, you chased him
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  Speaker 5: down down the wad.
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  Speaker 3: Chased him down in the nude. Yeah, we're trying to
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  Speaker 3: think of the closest I've ever come. I mean maybe,
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  Speaker 3: but maybe you've maybe driving, you've come close driving.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a phenomenal driver. I'm a guarantee. I'm a
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  Speaker 6: better driver than both of you.
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  Speaker 5: Why why do you save me?
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  Speaker 3: I've driven with both of you.
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  Speaker 6: What it's like being in a fucking sesna going through
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  Speaker 6: a blizzard.
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  Speaker 3: When have you driven with me?
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  Speaker 5: I've definitely I've driven with you multiple times. We're talking
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  Speaker 5: about when I've known you for seven years, So when
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  Speaker 5: have you driven?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know the exact time exactly. I've definitely driven
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  Speaker 6: with you.
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  Speaker 5: Until you produce the dates, cap No, it's not. I
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  Speaker 5: think that Francis is a very Francis. Francis is a
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  Speaker 5: good Driver's really so. And I don't mind if what
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  Speaker 5: if I'm the worst driver in the group.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should be ashamed. I've driven with Rowan. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think he's that bad. He's not good. I think
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  Speaker 3: he's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: I also, like, my ego's not telling me I have
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  Speaker 1: to be the best driver in group right now. So
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  Speaker 1: your fragile egos like I'm the best I'm Tokyo drifting
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  Speaker 1: out here.
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  Speaker 5: You're not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's the thing.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not Tokyo drifting. I'm very tend to drive like
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  Speaker 6: an old lady.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That's not good. Yes it is, No, it's not.
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  Speaker 3: I think good driving is a combination of being safe
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  Speaker 3: while also being efficient. Yeah, getting getting us there as
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  Speaker 3: quickly as possible, while not while not.
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  Speaker 6: Getting there at a reasonable time.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's not I don't go for as quick
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  Speaker 3: as possible? Do you know that. Let's let's meet the eaty.
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  Speaker 3: Every time we bring up the fact that you camp
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  Speaker 3: in the left lane and hold up traffic, you raise
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  Speaker 3: your mile per hour that you were going by about
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  Speaker 3: five to ten. Well, first you told that story you
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  Speaker 3: were going like seventy, and then you're like, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: eighty five.
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  Speaker 6: I just remember, like it was like it was like
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  Speaker 6: if like we're in the office right now, it's there's
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  Speaker 6: a blizzard happening. There's no one here right it's empty.
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  Speaker 6: It would like if you were walking down the hallway
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  Speaker 6: and there was someone walking directly behind you, and you
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  Speaker 6: were like, why don't you just we have thousands of
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  Speaker 6: square feet here, why don't you just take another you know,
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  Speaker 6: just move.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's more like if you were like Spider
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  Speaker 1: manning across the entire hallway was empty, and so it.
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  Speaker 6: Was on like a six lane highway and there's no
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  Speaker 6: one else on the street.
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  Speaker 3: I think it'd be more like if there was a
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  Speaker 3: section of the office that was a like moving walkway,
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  Speaker 3: like in the airport, and you got on on it
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  Speaker 3: and you just stood and put your bags to your
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  Speaker 3: left and right and said, it's moving, I'm gonna get there.
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  Speaker 3: Why would I walk?
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  Speaker 6: But it would be it would be similar to if
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  Speaker 6: someone was camping on the on the moving walkway, which
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  Speaker 6: is by far it's the fattest thing someone could ever do.
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  Speaker 6: And it was like if someone did that and then
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  Speaker 6: you had enough room to get by them, but instead
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  Speaker 6: of getting by them, you just stood directly behind them,
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  Speaker 6: and we're just like breathing on the back of their
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  Speaker 6: neck the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I was at a casino in Connecticut walking up a
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  Speaker 1: stairway or an escalator and there were two women, two
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  Speaker 1: fat drunk women holding their drinks like looking at each other,
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  Speaker 1: just wedged in and I was like, excuse me, and
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  Speaker 1: she was like, really pissed me off so much yes, yes, really, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean, I'm trying to get somewhere.
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  Speaker 6: I think the only time it's acceptable to not move
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  Speaker 6: on a moving platform an escalator. If we're counting the
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  Speaker 6: walkway as.
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  Speaker 3: An escalator, well, there's a big difference between those two though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you have to walk on the moving walkway, you don't
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  Speaker 3: have to walk on the escal.
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  Speaker 6: I think I think you should walk. I mean, unless
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  Speaker 6: you have a big luggage, I get. But like, I
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  Speaker 6: think everyone should be going down.
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  Speaker 3: Walking down the escalator. I mean, honestly, honestly, there is
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  Speaker 3: a danger element to that. If you have stairs, if
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  Speaker 3: you fall down the escalator, you're dead. You're to die.
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  Speaker 3: You're dead. Yeah, there's even stairs. Don't kill you. You're
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  Speaker 3: gonna get sucked under. Yeah, you're gonna come back out.
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  Speaker 3: You're getting as carpaccia. Yeah, you're coming out the other end.
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  Speaker 6: But I saw, if you're capable, you should be going down.
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  Speaker 5: Really, and it's an escalator, like it's a stairway, like.
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  Speaker 3: Up is crazy. You're going twice the force of gravity.
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  Speaker 3: You got to enjoy it. It feels amazing. Have you
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  Speaker 3: ever walked up an escalator?
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  Speaker 5: You feel like you're taking off.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like walking up an escalator for some reason,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm doing high knees through sand.
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  Speaker 5: I think you slowed me down recently when I was
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  Speaker 5: walking up an esclator. Did I are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: You might struggle on the only time might be running
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  Speaker 3: up an escalator, as if. Like I saw my child
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  Speaker 3: up ahead of me, and I was like, he's not
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  Speaker 3: getting off the right way. That kid's going around, that
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  Speaker 3: kid's going under and around.
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  Speaker 6: Have you guys ever tried to go up like the down?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called the stair. It's hard. It is hard,
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  Speaker 3: especially if you do it. Getting off? Its hard. Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You ever go down the up?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: That's easy, like scary almost. Do you think there's a
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  Speaker 5: regulation speed for those things?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Or do you think that there's some that are faster
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  Speaker 5: than others?
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  Speaker 6: I bet, like, because I bet if you go to
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  Speaker 6: like Japan, I bet they're moving at seventy miles per hour.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Japan, everybody stands to one side and a nice
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  Speaker 1: single file so you can zoom by if you want
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  Speaker 1: to walk. They give you the option, which is what
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  Speaker 1: pissed me off of these fat.
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  Speaker 3: They're so tin they're teeny tiny. How do you guys
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  Speaker 3: feel around each other. I'm glad we're on this topic.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to start the episode by the way, sure, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The Japanese probably stand like four across on them on
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  Speaker 6: the walking escalator.
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  Speaker 3: No, what do you mean they're the most polite society
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  Speaker 3: or teeny tiny?
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  Speaker 1: You've got them all wrong and they're not that tiny.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of the Chinese.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe I could be, but uh, okay, welcome to the
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  Speaker 6: Son of a Boy Dad podcast. It is it is
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  Speaker 6: or the Vietnamese it is February twenty third, or the Laosha.
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  Speaker 6: It's one forty pm, but I think we started around
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  Speaker 6: one thirty.
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  Speaker 3: This is an important Do you want to give us
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  Speaker 3: a clap? Yeah? Sure, Well you kind of just hopped in.
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  Speaker 3: Well I know, but I need that. I want to
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  Speaker 3: hear how sticky your hands are today. I was no
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  Speaker 3: stick at all.
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  Speaker 6: No stick I was like someone punching a baseball.
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  Speaker 3: Mit, yeah, claping cheeks, Harry or actually both of you. So,
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  Speaker 3: how much do you guys believe in if there is
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  Speaker 3: let's say that there's a staircase down the subway and
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  Speaker 3: there's a railing down the middle that the right side
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  Speaker 3: of it is for going up and the left side
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  Speaker 3: is for going down.
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  Speaker 6: That staircase is for anyone who wants to do anything
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  Speaker 6: on that staircase.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man, come on man, the staircase. Are you
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  Speaker 3: talking about any staircas like we can use it? The
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  Speaker 3: one right here, for example, the subway, there's a oh no,
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  Speaker 3: because that one doesn't have the I'm talking about one
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  Speaker 3: that has a divide or in the middle, like the
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  Speaker 3: one in Dumbo York Street. That's a great example. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: where there's there's a right side and in all likelihood
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  Speaker 3: there's some arrows on the stairs that are saying up,
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  Speaker 3: and then the other side is the one on the
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  Speaker 3: left side is the down. Obviously you know why because
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  Speaker 3: we drive on the right side of the road here,
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  Speaker 3: so that is the right flow of traffic. Yeah, per
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  Speaker 3: our society. I think it's fine to extend the rules
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  Speaker 3: of the road to the way that we kind of travel.
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  Speaker 3: Right to that point. I was in Newark Airport yesterday,
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  Speaker 3: and you know how in Newark, for whatever reason, they
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  Speaker 3: designed all the common space in the middle aisle, which
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  Speaker 3: is insane.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, what terminal were you at, see?
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  Speaker 3: Probably the one, but you know they have all the
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  Speaker 3: all the restaurants are in the middle. Even even common
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  Speaker 3: seating is in the middle. Yeah, all the bars, it's nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that. To me, anyone walking out of
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  Speaker 3: the terminal should be walking on the right side of
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  Speaker 3: the restaurants, and anyone walking to their gate and Newark
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  Speaker 3: should be walking on the right side of the.
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  Speaker 1: Rest What about just right and left lane on the
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  Speaker 1: one side and right and left lane on the other side,
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  Speaker 1: if we are going both ways.
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  Speaker 3: If only it could be so simple.
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  Speaker 6: The problem is you think something you have to consider
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  Speaker 6: is it is Newark International Airport.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's actually a great point.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of people that are coming in, they might
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  Speaker 6: be driving on the left lane.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I'm in fucking London, I'm not just
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  Speaker 3: being like, wow, where are we do it at home?
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  Speaker 3: I'm on the fucking right. You guys better move out
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  Speaker 3: of the way. Some people are a little slow. Fine.
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  Speaker 3: My point is that if everyone just actually, I mean
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  Speaker 3: it's beating a dead horse. You like the rules to
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  Speaker 3: be followed, it would be more efficient. We'd all move
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  Speaker 3: more quickly. Dude. Well, I could say the same thing
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  Speaker 3: about walking up an escalator. You're trying to take a
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  Speaker 3: little bit see esta on the escalator for two seconds,
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  Speaker 3: take the steps. You're an active being mind and his lotion.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't usually lose it, I do think I do.
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  Speaker 3: I am very conscious on the escalator. If I'm not
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  Speaker 3: walking up, I'm hugging the right side. But why not
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  Speaker 3: just walking up?
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  Speaker 6: Well, you're in a great shap walk up. If I
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  Speaker 6: walk up, I'm taking the stairs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But you're an anarchist. You don't believe in any
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  Speaker 1: type of rules. You're not like trying to make society
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  Speaker 1: move more efficiently. You're looking out for number one.
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  Speaker 3: Harry can't walk up the escalator because it'll jiggle the
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  Speaker 3: bomb at the suit ka Now I enriched plutonium like
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  Speaker 3: at La Guardia for example.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I'll take the stairs a lot because it's
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  Speaker 6: just faster, faster.
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  Speaker 3: JFK.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes you get off the movie walkway because everybody's.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you don't camp Yeah, jfk. You don't even get
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  Speaker 6: on the moving walkway.
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  Speaker 3: People just camp out in there. Yeah, what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: It just flies in the face of all the other
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  Speaker 5: stuff you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know, ron I do you
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  Speaker 3: like it?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 3: Why do I like what?
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  Speaker 5: Stand on the escalator.
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  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, when I get to LaGuardia, the
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  Speaker 3: best escalator is the one when you land and you're
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  Speaker 3: coming down, because it takes you down below the arrivals
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  Speaker 3: the departures, like check Live Story and you there's a
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  Speaker 3: beautiful mural on the left, and you get to kind
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  Speaker 3: of look around and just marvel at all the amazing
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  Speaker 3: stuff they've done that and which airport is this? And that?
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  Speaker 3: By the Starbucks descent to me is the real indicator
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  Speaker 3: of I'm home. To me, it feels like what it
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  Speaker 3: must have felt like when GI's took the gangplank off
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  Speaker 3: of the transport boats when they got back from Normandy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's interesting. I feel like I envisioned myself wave. I
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  Speaker 3: almost wave now. I don't even thank everyone for thinking
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  Speaker 3: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: When I land at LaGuardia or land in New York,
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  Speaker 6: it's like we're just getting started days, not even.
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  Speaker 3: Close to over. Yeah, well that's like you live in
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  Speaker 3: New York.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So like I gotta like, I think it's once
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  Speaker 6: I get to the Uber pl I'm like, all right,
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  Speaker 6: now it's time to settle in. Like, once I get
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  Speaker 6: to like the Uber area, Well, that's not that far. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but when I'm in the airport, I'm still angry, like
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  Speaker 6: I'm still moving pissed because you can't even hit vape. No,
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  Speaker 6: you just won't even hit vape yet on that escalator.
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  Speaker 3: You probably could rip a escalator.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can just empty the clip on that cloud.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I'll be honest, like when you when people
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  Speaker 6: are getting off, if you're vaping, if you're getting.
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  Speaker 3: When you're on the jet bridge, you're getting a puffin
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  Speaker 3: for sure on that walk off, yeah, or getting.
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  Speaker 7: On or yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Both. But you hit it on the plane too, not me.
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  Speaker 7: You do the whole like sleep.
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  Speaker 3: I used to do that ghost it.
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  Speaker 6: I used to do that when I was on the Jewel,
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  Speaker 6: but it would explode when it gets the altitude. It's
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  Speaker 6: just like a loose fluid. So you get the up
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  Speaker 6: the altitude, you take a hit of it and the
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  Speaker 6: next thing you know, it's all in your mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, yeah, god, And did you like that?
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  Speaker 6: No, it's like the worst feeling maybe ever. Have you
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  Speaker 6: ever been like sick from nicotine? No, that's like it
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  Speaker 6: just speed runs that.
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  Speaker 3: Actually that's not true. I've dipped before and thrown up.
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  Speaker 5: Got you pretty sick close.
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  Speaker 7: I dipped.
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  Speaker 6: I think I've told this story before, but I dipped
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  Speaker 6: one time, like I I did, like when I was
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: in like ninth grade maybe like everyone would do like
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: the pouches before it was like the nicotine pouches.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we would do it like all the time.
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: And I remember I did it once, and I remember
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: like I should have thrown up, but I didn't, and
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: I had a stomach ache for like three weeks straight after.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: Like every day I'd be like, is am I finally
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: going to get it out of the system, And then
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: it just nothing would happen.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: That's bad.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I should have thrown up last night. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I had a real problem. Would you you were dipping
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: last night? No? I ate too much a box or
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: the whole the whole thing of the toll House cookie dough.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: And then I put fourteen cookie in the oven and
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I ate all of them. Yeah, And then I was like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I still want more sugar, but I need to be healthy,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: so you're a weedy. Then I ate an orange that's
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: not a sober Man's. Then I ate an orange and
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: then I was like, I'm still not satisfied on sugar,
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: and I ate a grapefruit and the grapefruit put me
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: over the edge.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Really after the grape water, dude, it's not but I
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: mean after fourteen cookies.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: There's rancid poison and grapefruit. Yeah, that is true. You know,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: in order for a grapefruit to be edible, you have
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: to add fourteen grams of sugar to it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Grapefruit charge, Like that's nature's paint thinner. Yeah, like you
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: can really scrub that and take the bark off a tree.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: There's something with like people that have heart conditions, like
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: once you you can't allegedly LIPPOTOI.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: If you're on lippatory, you're not meant to have it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: But Gary Goleman had a great line about grapefruits. He goes,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: the only reason God invented grapefruits was so that people
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: would have something to compare the size of a tumor.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Too hilarious.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: It's an insane it's an insane name for that fruit
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, can we just do a quick a quick shout
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: out ship, you know, this is just I'm just really
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: proud today to be a Harvard across am. What's the
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: what's the way, let me see the side The boys
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: beat number one Syracuse today very toss means truth. That
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: was our x R five pro Yeah. I mean I
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: don't even know. We used to have like the CPX titaniums.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I forget what I.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Had, but I know, I just remember the fin on
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: the back was always like, that's cool.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah that they've gotten so sick.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: It was on your team, the Predator. Why is the
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: face so fucking throw it on? Yeah, tright on, trd on,
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Why is it? Why is it shaped like this?
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: The Boys beat Syracuse this weekend, number one team in
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: the country at jordan Field. Shout out, Uh, all the
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: goals I scored at jordan Field? How many? Well, to
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: be honest with you, I think I had an assist
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: against Canecius. This is high tech. But they built they
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: built jordan Field when I was like a junior, so
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: we only played on it my senior year. Let's see
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: your helmet tilt? Well, you want it low right? Yeah? Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: you want to not even be able to see out
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: of the helmet. It looks because that's way cool. It
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: looks sick. If kids would walk out of the tunnel
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: like that, You're like, that kid's gonna be a fucking problem.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: That kid's only shooting from his hip. There's no chance
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: he's shooting overhand. Throw it on round. I want to
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: see your tilt. He's struggling. Let's see Ron's helmet tilt. Yeah,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know solid, but.
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: You have no tailt.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I have a big hit painful. This thing doesn't fit
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: me at all.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Put that on like he was fits you perfect up
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: in a fucking hat on a bed post. That ship
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: was fucking swiveling around your head.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Go shout outanhead, Shout out Harvard Lacrosse
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: toppling number one, Syracuse. That's huge, coach Byrne and the boys.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: This is the year.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Hey, dude, you know I want to invite all I
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: want to invite the whole team onto the pod.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Dude, I mean, can we let's all of them? Can we?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: We might have to invite the women's Yeah, it's a program.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Let's be honest with you.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Uh but.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I I went and spoke to the team this year. Yeah,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: did they give you the helmet? Then they gave it
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: to me as a yes, as a as a result
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: of that, as a as a nice present from that.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Tell them to send more gear. They will just Harvard
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Athletics not lacrosse specifically, how we could do lacross specifically.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: I think we're a Harvard lacrosse program. I mean, I
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: don't know if you know, but like back in my
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: everyone always says I wear the same clothes all the time.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: I've done that my entire life. When I was really young,
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: like fifth grade, it was a Harvard sweatshirt every day.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I think Harvard is one of the few colleges that
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you can rep and it's not even like you're supporting
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: that college. And I find the same thing in the pros,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Like there's some pro teams it's like if you wear
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: a Yankees hat or like a Bulls jacket or something
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: like that, it's not even like you're supporting the Yankees
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: or the Bulls.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: It's like beyond that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, with Harvard, you're just like supporting knowledge.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: It's style. Yeah, yeah, can I put this here or
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: is it?
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay, We're okay with that. Boys beat Syracuse
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: this weekend. I mean truly unbelievable result. They were thirteenth
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: in the country going in the game. Syracuse was on
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: number one. Are you serious? And they beat him thirteen twelve. Unbelievable.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I think that means Harvard's gonna be like top five.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I think they're gonna be top five. Now,
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: would go? Should go to a game where you go?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: We can go when they play Princeton. If they're playing
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Princeton at Princeton this year, that's close. Is Princeton close
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: an hour? It's an hour?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: We go out there, drop rod, yeah, drop line yeahine
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: catch a game that sounds so nice?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, give them a pep talk, why not? I like
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: that fish Day?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the boys, the boys are buzzing. No, I'm telling
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you what a team so proud. You know, they had
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: belief Like Coach Burn came in a few years ago,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: turned the program around, had to get all of his
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: recruits in. So I think this is his first year
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: where the whole team is comprised of his recruits. I'm
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: a huge coach Burn guy.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: How's Hopkins this year?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: House?
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Salisbury? How's the D three schools?
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think the Hopkins one is D one,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: D one, Yeah, Salisbury's three. I think Salisbury's D two. Actually,
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: how's Michigan? They should probably very good. Maryland's always the
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: perennial sort of powerhouse. Now yeah, they have the cool uniforms.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Quinnipiac still putting up numbers.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were always a team we would put
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: on our schedule so that the Scrubs could play. Oh
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: really Quinnipiac was cue back was terrible, dog shit. Really
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I scored against q PAC. What did you hit him with?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I remember, Danny, I threw a pass like skip pass
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: over to me up top right. I caught it right
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: in the window and just uncorked one and it was
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: stick side high. But it was so fast that the
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: goalie couldn't get his stick up to catch it. I mean,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I used I had a cannon.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: Did you have a you ever you ever get a
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: bat behind the back end?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Not in a game? I mean no, not in a
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: not in a college game.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I think one of our sisters from U n C
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: did that yesterday. The chief supports center top ten, so
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: it's number eight.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: I think one of my buddies from high school played
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: lacrosse in college. Actually a couple of my friends played
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: lacrosse in college. But one of them had he had
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: like a sick behind the back goal. They put it
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: on like all the Instagram accounts.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Cool. Who did you play for? I don't know. That's
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: not your friend doesn't sound like a friend.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Friend like like a friend, but like not like you
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: didn't even know where he went to college. To be honest, now, friend,
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: you know like a like a school friend. Every single
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: friend in my life, I know where they went to school.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: Everything.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Friend of mine, we had COVID and the people move.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: That's a fair point. No, it's not.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: I know where everyone friend of mine went to school.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: So do I?
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: He did.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: None of your friends had to leave school second year
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: and they all went to state.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Every one of them went to Pench State right now?
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Should have known?
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Should have?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know where they all work though, I don't
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: know where all my friends work. Do you feel like
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you know where your friends work right now?
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: No?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Because my friends are all just I just I just
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: say they work in money. What does my friend do money?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: It's probably accurate. He gets paid, that's it. He works
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: for the He works for the money people I got.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Uh Bo moved to Alabama? Did I tell you guys that? No?
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: What crazy? I thought he was going to work here?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: What the hell? Bo lives in Birmingham?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I couldn't take up with the Klan.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Birmingham's actually a charming, little booming city.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one of his buddies moved down there from Denver,
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: but his buddy is from Mississippi, so it's like not
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: that much of a difference.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Bo claims to like it. I think he'll be back
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: in like a month.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: What's he doing? Man? He wants to get his pilot license?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: What what?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: And that's the place for that. It's like, they're like,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: it's I think it's Arizona is the place for that?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Typically you got to put me in. I mean, I
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: have Bow's number, but I need to have a I
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: need to have you, honestly, should I think we have
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: to sit down. You talk to Bow and Matt and
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: just be like, let's both of them. Both of them
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: are drifting. I think both of them need to talk,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: all right, And I appreciate that you do agree that
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I should be told, Oh yeah, I mean I've tried everything.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I'm out of I'm out of saying to them. I
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: tell them, I tell I mean, I told him, I
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: told him my opinions. I just said. I was like,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: you being a fucking idiot.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: You're throwing her life away.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: Both.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like move to New York. It'll be fun.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hopefully one day I will up and you're just
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: not here.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I mean, look, I don't
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: know if moving moving to New York. I don't know
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: if moving to New York's right. I don't know if
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: that's the right thing for them. But I also said
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: there's and I don't want to like.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know enough about Birmingham to really
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: shit on it too much.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I do, but no, but downtown Birmingham's nice. It's cute
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: as fuck.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Come on, you don't think so. I've never even I've
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: never been. He told me already that I don't know
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: anything about Birmingham, but I know everything about Birmingham.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: He told me already that there's like neighborhoods that he's
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: driven through that people are like, you can't go there, Yeah, of.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Course it's bad.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Well why why can't he go there?
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: I just want.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: I think he just wanted like his own place. Like
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: he's paying like he's paying like five hundred dollars a
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: month for like a fucking house.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a trap house. Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: So, I mean I guess that's he had a seven
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: ship Philly.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: He got Oh, he got a seventy inch TV. You
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: know they don't they don't have those anywhere other than Birmingham.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's got it. He's got a good pad.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: I'll give him that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: He's got a solid pad, he's got a yard.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: He lives in his TV. What good is that? If
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: you know you have to take three flights to see
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: your friends. Yeah, yeah, no, there's direct to Birmingham.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: You can find a Birmingham drives a Tuscaloos. It's like
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: an hour.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Go dude.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: I really don't know, but yeah, he's out there now.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: So the New York dream is dead temporarily.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I thought he was gonna work here.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't get hired. If you told me that
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: he had moved to Montana or Wyoming or Colorado, I
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: would have said, great.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: He's already done it. I don't think he's ever gonna
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: live somewhere.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: For a long time. He's a nomad.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: I think he's just gonna hop from place to place.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Does he get restless?
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: I don't know what it is, but I think it
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: was like he just didn't want to be at home anymore,
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: and it was like that he could afford to live there,
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: and one of his buddies lives.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: There, why doesn't he move to another country?
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: He thought about doing that. He was gonna move to
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: He was gonna live in Kenya for a minute.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Oh great. Yeah that's the thing. You can't get through
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: to him.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Boys, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kenya. He doesn't know what he wants,
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: so he said, I'll go to Birmingham instead.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: That's racist. I thought about Kenya and I remember there's
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: too many black What the fuck?
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: I've only been to Alabama once and I went to
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Huntsville and like, I mean, I don't again, I don't
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: want to talk too much ship on Alabama because I've
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: only been there once.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: But like like, yeah, it's like they're racist for sure.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Black people aren't. No, yeah, bro, I was.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: I went to me and MOK went to a restaurant
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: in Huntsville. They were literally like this was the like
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: there was a white side, No way, bro.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: You're talking about segregation? Yes, was there a different line?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Like it's not inforced, but like they don't. Yeah, what
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: if we went?
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: What if?
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Bow was sort of like the reverse Martin Luther King
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: and sort of healed the racial divide in Birmingham.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: It's actually that would be big Boomingham.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bomingham.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Drop a line down there, maybe fish a little.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: We've been talking about the fishing out there. I think
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: it's a lot of a lot of small mouth mass boomingham.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Boomingham sounds nice. What the fuck is what's he going
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to do down there? Like be a soccer coach working with.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: No I think he got like a sales job down there,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: and then he's going to do the flight flight school
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: a little. He already has done like two classes, he's
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: flown twice.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Wow, what's pretty crazy. What's he flying? Tiny?
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: Like says, no planes, But he said the first day
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: there's one. It's called like the Discovery program or some
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: shit like that, like you get like your first class
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: on like a discount, just to see if you like it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: And he said, like day one like he did. Like
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: they were like, you're doing it all, like you had
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: to like take off and land the plane.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Do you uh?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when they said that guys from nine
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to eleven went to flight school, but they just they
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: skipped the days when you had to landland. Yeah, so
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: what do they do on the days when they learned
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to take off focused.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, I guess really they didn't have to be
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: there for that either though, because the pilots took off.
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah so, but but I mean on the day it
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: wasn't take planes before before takeoff and they were like, yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: this is uh D L one oh eight looking for
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: clearance to take off.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: But but they on the days they were in the air,
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: how did they get on the ground.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: They were I think they were all in flight sims.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Weren't they Oh they were just ensumed.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I mean they maybe they weren't. I don't know. I
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: don't really understand.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: I don't really think they had to actually go into depth,
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: in that much depth in those classes.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I just didn't know that.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Like landing was like week three, Like you'd think they'd
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: teach you a little bit of landing right off the Yeah, yeah,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a little bit of get off, a little bit of dude.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: I saw a video this morning of one of those
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: like at home flight simulators. Those things look so fucking sick.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: I think if I got one, I don't know if
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: I would ever leave it if I got one of those.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: When they've got like the surround.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: TVs, is that what pft's working with.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he has that advanced of one,
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: but he has a pretty solid one for sure.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: You ever fly, No, I don't have a whole lot
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: of interest. Why it's sim that's just one of those
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: things that hasn't grabbed me. No, me either, I have
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: zero interest. And frankly, cars don't grab me that much either.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: And I'm someone who likes fancy things. We all know that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: And I wonder if that bug is just coming or
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: if I'm for whatever reason immune to it. I don't
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: care about driving.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: I think you have crazy impulses and you know that
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: deep down, and so you're like.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Ah, probably not I have one ability to stave off
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: an impulse.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying you have.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: You're like an impulsive person in some ways totally or
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: risk taker totally. And I think that you're there's probably
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: deep down inside of you something that's just like that's
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: probably not something I want to even like have in
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: my hands as an impulsive guy.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Oh maybe true. I mean I think that cars are
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: just the most expensive hobby there is.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's what it like. If you get
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: into that, then you're just your life's over your toast. Yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: unless you have like fucking Jerry Seinfeld money.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can just have ant to collect cars.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I'm saying I won't even allow myself to have something
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: moderately nice. And maybe that sounds crazy because I have
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: a Tesla. But but the Tesla that I bought is
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: a twenty eighteen Model three that I bought from my parents. Yeah,
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: with like one hundred and twenty thousand miles on it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: and I don't need anything more than that. I mean,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: it also probably has to do with the fact that
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: you live in New York City. Yeah, exactly, if you
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: lived in like La, I wonder it's such a status
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: symbol there. You got to drive everywhere in La. Yeah,
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I will say when you get it a someone, if
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: you've driven someone's nice car and you have those cooling seats, Oh,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever heard. That is something
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: that I think I could be pretty happy with. I
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: like the heated I like the heated steering wheel. That's
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: nice too, the heated steering wheel in the winter. But
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: then the cooling seats. Does your Lexus have cooling seats?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Has both?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'll turn them on simultaneously and shock my body into Yeah, amazing.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: It is nice that's really good.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: If you hold the hot steering wheel and get a
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: blast of undercarriage, go dude, and the massage, and the
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: massage too on the seats.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: You got the massage.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: They were talking it on a Lexus. He recanted, I
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: knocked on Alexis. I'm going to get Alexis Texas.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should get Alexis Texas.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's pretty crazy. You got. You would be
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: in the lap of luxury. If you ever drove that,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna wonder, I'm fucking swerving off the road. It's
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: like hitting the right spot. I wonder I'm a shitty driver.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, how many guests do you guys plan
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: on having?
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: On hooping and holler? And this looks like a full on,
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: like like this is like one of those pods. What
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: do you mean you get like seventeen dudes on that couch?
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Are you guys adding couches? Are there more couches? Isn't
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: this a two man show? Why do you guys have
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: five couches? Why I wouldn't be laying down. Are your
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: co hosts the Balls? Yeah? They really might be.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: They have their own podcast, The Balls, The Ball Brothers
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: but Lamello's not on it. How about Team USA hockey?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you guys watch the whole thing? Yeah?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Time I watched the end of the game.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: I wish I regretted it, to be honest. Had a
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: long night, had a long day. If I knew I
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: was going to be streaming until midnight, I definitely wouldn't
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: have woke up at seven. I don't wake up at seven.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: It was yeah, but I wanted to be mentally ready.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Why would you just you like, live next to a TV. Oh,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I woke up? I when I got some coffee, got
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: a croissant? He did? Yeah, I had to stock up
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: on ship before the storm. Is that what you're eating
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: for breakfast? Coffee and a croissant? Yeah?
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Occasionally? Yeah, Okay, not every day. I had coffee and
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: a granola bar.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: That's not judgment. It's uh, that was judgment. Trying to
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: ascertain your stomach problems.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: I mean I don't have like, I'm not like slamming
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: croissants seven days a week. I just I get a
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: crossos because I'm like, I have to have something in
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: my stomach.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Where do you get it? Is it you get a
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: good one? Yeah? Is it a coffee shop.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, is it one around the corner to the left.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I think that's where that was awesome. That's a nice
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: ass coffee shop.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Fine, it's okay, it's fine. They're a little too a little. Yeah,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: there's one. I don't got to say it. There's one.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: There's a coffee shop not far from you that I
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: think it's called, Uh, don't fee the Alligators. I think
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I've heard of that. That looks really nice. But more importantly,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: there is a croissant bakery near you that is a
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: destination croissant bakery, really and I think that croissants are
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: one of those things like pizza, where the variants in
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: good to just regular. Yeah, is so great that it's
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: worth walking the extra block or two to get a
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: really good one. I'll get the name for it. Would
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: you do me a favor and just try it? Yeah? Sure? Cool?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: The crazy Crocodile, Well, I don't know if they make
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: a good one, I'll find out what the really good
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: croissant is.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he's trying that, Francis, he's giving
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: you lip service.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Right now. We have to fill the time somehow, if
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: not throwing useless suggestions into the suggestion box of Harry
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: that is a bottomless trash can. It will never be opened.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: It's got the lock on it, and he threw the
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: key into the fucking.
• 36:00
  Speaker 10: River.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: I will say I think my caffeine tolerance is like
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: the highest I think maybe anyone's ever been. Really I
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: I don't feel it at all anymore. Like I like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: literally like if you if I had a cup of
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: coffee six months ago, I would have to leave the studio.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: You gotta get a dark you gotta switch to a
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: darker roast.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: Dude, I've been drinking like coffee in the morning and
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: then like like multiple energy drinks.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Maybe you need a tolerance break. Yeah, probably just reset
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: your shit because there's or you ever fuck with the
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Ierba mate.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit is literally like meth. That is insane.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: It's like if caffeine's not doing it for you anymore,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: you switch to Erba mate and starts coming out like
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: a cartoon character.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I can't, I can't, I can't drink that shit. They
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: have that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: They had that in the stand green room for a
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: minute and I was like, I had like a two
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: SIPs of one and had to go on stage after
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: and I was like that was such a mistake.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Jerry, I'm so pleased at how close this is? How close? Well,
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: don't say it, I'll say I'll just say the bakery name.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Didn't you already said it, didn't you know?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I haven't yet. What's the bakery name? I don't care
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: if you say it's fine, it's uh pet Claude and Clays.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: How is it? What's we've triangulated him? What's it called?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Claude Bakery? C l a U d E like the AI.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Claude Bakery unbelievably close to you? Claude, Yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: bakery Claude.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: It's on West Fourth, Uh isn't Is Claude a restaurant
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: on of its own?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Oh? This is a This is a chip and a putt.
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: Brother, there you go, chip at Harry. This is a
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: drive and then maybe a three wood. This is his
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: three blocks?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Oh God, help you?
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's two and a half blocks. Let's
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: think here though. That's the place that I go to
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: I know, and that's where I live I know.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Can you just just trust me? Yeah? Do you have
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: one of I think Tyler is closer to Claude if
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: you have one of the by the way I continue
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: to mispronounced croissants for your for the sake of the pot,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: how do you say? Yeah?
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: And how would you say fish?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Fish is.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Croissant?
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm really I really wish we had
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: a good spot is a Clachi spot.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: What's that? Oh, that's a croissant brother.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: That's like a Polish Texas Eastern European uh Southern United
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: States hybrid treat.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: WHOA, it's good. They got every I mean they pretty much.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: They'll just take any food.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: And they'll put it into a croissant or like a pastry.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: So like the the most famous one I think is
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: the hot dog.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about a kiosk or a Colachi?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: They're the same.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: The hot dog one is pretty good with them. We
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: had like pizza ones burgers. We had then they make
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: like they make sweet ones sweet treats.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: There's a town called West Texas that only sells Colatchi's.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: It's the only place where it's like basically their only export.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: They're famous for them. And there's like it's right near Waco,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: one horse Town.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we stayed in Waco and we ate, we ate clotches.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: What were you doing in Waco? We were going for
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Oh Wow, okay.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Cool a video one Kolachi's They're good.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I went to Pittsburgh this weekend. Oh yeah, any clotches there.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Uh No, I don't think so. But I've only been
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: to Pittsburgh in the warm weather months, and I've always
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: been very fond of it. It's really green. Where were
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: you the Improv? Yeah? Did you stay near the Improv? No?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I stayed downtown, which is a hike. Yeah, that's a mistake.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: It's like thirty plus minutes. It was twenty. I'd rather
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: be downtown and suck up the ubers back and forth
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: than the Homestead for the whole time. Yeah, I just walk.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I would just walk from the I say it at
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: the hotel like on the highway. Yeah, I mean I
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: don't like I don't like being in a hotel all
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: weekend away from everything.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Now now, no one, does you want to be in
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: the city center you're saying.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. I was at the Kempton Monaco, which
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: was nice.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: I mean if you're like when you're in like a
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: hotel like that, like all weekend and you're doing shows,
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: I feel like it just makes it it just like
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: puts way too much like pressure on you.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: You're like this is You're like, well, I'm really building
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: up this show, Oh, because there's so much time to kill. Yeah,
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: you're like everything is just building up to this show. Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I mean I used to just sit in the room,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: but now I can't do that anymore to get out
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: stretch the Like, I walked around and I made a
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: joke at the show where I was like, I feel like,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: you guys haven't changed anything since Bain left. And it
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: truly feels that way in downtown Pittsburgh in the winter. Yeah,
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: the city is a little I mean they're struggling. The
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: homeless are sleeping in the middle of the sidewalk. They're
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: not under overhangs or cover or in they're not in
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: the shadows. They're not you know, in atm vestibules there
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: you got to step around them. Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh is also weirdly built, like an mc escher painting,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: where it's all uphill.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Like, no matter what direction you're having in Pittsburgh, you're
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: always going up, Like what the fuck is this?
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: How do they build this?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: You tore at the bottom.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Did you see my my mural at the Pittsburgh Improv No,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: but Mike told me. He was like, we got to
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: get your picture up there next to Harry's. I haven't
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: seen that.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: Mike said that there's like a massive photo of me
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: at the Brillium from Damn.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't see it. That's cool. They were so nice.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Shows were amazing and the crowds were awesome. That's one
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: of my favorite clubs I've ever. It was really really good. Staff, unbelievable,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: they were great.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Well they fucking get it in Pittsburgh.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Get it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: And everybody can have like twelve beers in Pitts and
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: not even be that drunk.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, dude, it's a drink in town. They can
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: fucking drinking beer. Yeah, just like straight up beers.
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: It smelled like farts. And it's a huge showroom. I
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: mean the place is huge. Yeah, it's a big it's
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: a big room. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, thank you for
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: everyone who came to those shows. Kadix from Pittsburgh. Doesn't
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: that contextualize him so much more? Yeah? Are you like, oh,
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I thought he was from Indiana to be honest, but.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: No, it's like he is even wilder. No, no, no,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Indiana is like a conserved, like polite place.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Fake, fake plight. People drove down to the shows from Buffalo,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: and that geography baffles me. I'm like, Buffalo, I would
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: have thought that that drive was twenty five hours. You
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: drove from Buffalo to Pittsburgh. How far is it?
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know, aren't you aren't you playing Buffalo ever?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Huh? Three and a half three and a half hours.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: It's nothing. Yeah, it's not terrible. It's closer than they're
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: closer than we are to Boston. Yeah, that madness. Yeah,
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: And like, I know, West Virginia is not that far
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: from there. I would have thought West Virginia was ten
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: states away from Pittsburgh.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: I only know that though, because I know that like
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: people from what's like Nick says Steelers fan, Right.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: He's got a yeah, he's got a little bit of
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: a yinser drawl to him. Yeah, I'm trying to think
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: who else from barstools? Like secret, Like the people from
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh in your life are always like, oh fuck, I
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: didn't realize he's from Pittsburgh. It always like sneaks up. Yeah, Yeah,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: it's nice.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: It's a great city though.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I do like the city. I mean, the real treasure
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: of the city is their golf course. Yeah, Oakmond. Did
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: you play it? I've played it. It was play this weekend. No,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I think it was open. But uh, I mean Oakmont
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: is top five golf course in the world probably is
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: it right in Pittsburgh kind of in a suburb a
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: little bit but not far. And it's where they played
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: the US Open there this year. I mean it's it's
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: one of the most iconic US Open venu use. It's
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: similar to Pebble Beach, where like it comes back there
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: every seven years or something like that. And there've been
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: some iconic US Opens played at it. The most recent
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: one was just there.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: Damn one of the hardest.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should go to Pittsburgh. Maybe drop a line.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: We can play Oakmont. Oakmont's Oakmont's treasure. Yeah, it's a treasure.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: They got fish in the in the water hazards I
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: don't know, No, they don't. They don't have any water
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: hazards at Oakmont. Correct, No water, not one. And you're
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: telling me this is the top five course in America.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dry course, and it's dropping. You're stepping around homeless people.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's why it's so tough. They'll run off
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: with your ball. There is a I think there's sort
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: of a lake through the trees on sixteen tea box
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: or fifteen tea boxes, but.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: That's where they're keeping them. I don't know the monsters,
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: the big fish.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: They say that all the rivers in Pittsburgh are bad,
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Like you, like, you can't contaminated swimming them. They're pretty polluted.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: Well, the fishing in Pennsylvania top tier. Yeah, some of
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: the best in the country.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Do you think that at some point in the future
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: of human civilization all of our rivers will restore themselves
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: to no cleanliness? No, well we're not allowed. I mean
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: maybe we don't think.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: New rivers would appear, if anything.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Are we dump We're not still dumping chemicals and wastes
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: and stuff in them, are we?
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: They definitely still are. Really yeah, not like all of them,
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: like not most.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: You're telling me that, like fertilizer companies are still just
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: like paving the way for the next Aaron Brockovic movie. Yeah, probably,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: like guys are out there fucking nosebleeds and shit.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm pretty sure, like the AI companies just like
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: dump their excess water into.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Growing up with webbed feet that kind of shit.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Theyes, they are as long as as long as China
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: on this earth, there will be Yeah, China.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: Like at the end of every month, Elon Musk has
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: to like take the black tar out of Grock and
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: he just pours it straight into like Lake Tahoe or something.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Just scraping it out for a bachelor.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we need a Chinese Aaron Brockovich just really what
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: we need.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: That would be huge.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ellen, Ellen Blackovich, the Chinese probe be called Ellen.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: There's way more Chinese names than that.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think that dudes in the US will stop
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: talking in the hockey accent now that the Canadians aren't
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: top hockey guys anymore, no hockey guys who talk with
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: a fake Canadian accent.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Do you think that that will end?
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: No?
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: No, definitely not. I think that might have been, if anything,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: that just fueled the fire really. Yeah. And a big
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: part of that too, that people don't talk about, is that,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: you know, all those guys that come up in hockey
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: end up playing I feel like in the Midwest or
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: in Canada, and the Midwest accent is starting to blend
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: to Canada. It's not that far off, No, not at all.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Where you think the swaggiest guy on the team's like
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: a Canadian guy who they're like really aspiring to be
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: and they're just all trying to talk like him. Or
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: is it just all in the lingo of listening to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: to uh uh spit chick list and s.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I think it's like the the like the cool hockey
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: guys all talk.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Like that, the best players, and like you think it's
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: just you want to be the best, so you act
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: like the best.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: What's the lacrosse accent? Is it just perfect grammar?
• 47:45
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: It's always so funny to me, lacrosse is always the
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I've said this before, but lacrosse is always the sort
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: of punchline of rich sport. And whenever someone says that
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: to me, I'm like, you're poor, yeah, because I knew
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: rich sports. Oh you're talking polo. The fact you you
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: think lacrosse is the rich sport. That's your top of
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: the mountain. What are your top three? Oh my god, dude,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: think of do you've an NASCAR? You've ever met a
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: fencing kid? No? Never, like a kid who's competitive and
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: fencing literally no, never, or some of these Olympic sports
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: where you're like, I'm not watching that. No, I know,
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I totally agree with that, Like the kid who grows
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: up and is good at that, You're like, get the
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: millionaires horseback riding, equestrian like dressage, all that ship is
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: outrageous money. Yeah, anything to do with horses is crazy.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Bob sledding, well, I don't know about that. I don't
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I actually don't know about it.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I'd assume that's something that like, I don't
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: think you can just walk into a bobs like you
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: and you're like, where's your sled at?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: But do they even have does does you know fucking
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: South Dakota have high school bob sled teams? No? No,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: all right, so you have to actually invent almost pretty
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: much an Olympic training program, which would presume to have
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: a lot of expense behind it.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: So the tracks are always just the bob sets are
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: always at the tracks. What do you mean no one's
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: taking their bobsled at home?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Who knows sharpened the blade the skids? I mean they
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: definitely might.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: So just tracks are stocked with bob slets.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Carry Oh, I think you'd have to have your custom.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: I guess in cool runnings they're like carrying the bob
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: sled around.
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Also what's the one where it's just like the one
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: the luge do you know how you know? Coming back
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: to this point, but at least lacrosse made an effort.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I remember there would always be these inner city lacrosse
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: outreach programs, like you know, non profit organizations where coaches
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: would go into the inner city and provide equipment and
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: try to like strike up a game. You never see
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: fucking polo ponies walking around. You don't see a whole
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: lot of like jumps being set up for fucking horseback
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: riding in Harlem. Yeah, now that is true.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: I mean I think, like I'm thinking right off the
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: bat richest sports horseback riding.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: You through NASCAR out there. I think NASCAR NASCAR.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that You can't just Formula one cart all
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: that getting It's not you just go to.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: Your dad one day and you're like, I want to race.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: No, you start that when you start go kart racing.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Karting is how the kids do it.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: That's why they're all juniors too. It's like because they're
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: driving from the time they're three years old. Yeah, dad's
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: a NASCAR NASCAR driver already.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Dude. By the way, hockey's pretty expensive too.
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hockey's definitely expensive. Ice time is insane.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not the ice time, it's the gear. I
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: thought it was ice time. Oh, figure skating is really
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: really expensive. Yeah, well, when you play hockey, the team
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: gets the ice time. I get it, But I'm saying
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: for that same note, figure skating, as far as I
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: can tell, there's no like figure skating teams, so it's
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: always one on one. I have a coach. I have
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: a singular coach. Yeah, I think that's how it works,
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: but I don't know how that.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: I'd assume that's like they get like a part of
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: the ice unless you're at like the top level, and
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: you probably just have your own fucking rink. Yeah, we
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: built a We built a ice rink in our yard
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: when I was younger.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: Yea, I was sick.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: What'd you build it out of?
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: My dad did, like, did you just like put a
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: tarp down and then yeah, you put like a fludder
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: with wood planks and then you flood it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: That's cool. Your dad.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Everything I hear about your dads, he seems like he
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: was such an engaged dad, Like he wanted you to
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: succeed at hockey so much was doing so much for
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: I mean he definitely when me and my older sister
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: or me and my older sister played sports. Definitely, But
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: then we really quickly realized that there probably wasn't a
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: right future in athleticism for anyone in our family.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Do you think your dad would like me? Yeah? Man,
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: my dad likes everybody. Well, no, come on, would he
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: would he? Really? I mean, do you think we would
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: be friends? Yeah? I'm sure you guys get would he
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: be one of your top guys? Like?
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Would he be one of would you be one of
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: mister S's top guys?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you think he would? Do you think he'd
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: approve of me more than Bo?
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: No?
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: He loves Bo? Yeah? But does does he know that
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Bo moved to Alabama and has kind of lost his way?
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: But he's no other.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: It's not your fault.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: He's got a huge How long would it take for
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: me to overtake Bow in your dad's eyes? Years? I
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: don't know. He doesn't see Bo a lot. Does your
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: dad know how good of an influence I am on you?
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: No?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Does he think that I'm a better influence on you
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: than Bo?
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: No?
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Why not? Look at Bo? I guess Bo's not an
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: influence on me at all. Well, nor should he be.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I know his dad's the man because he actively keeps
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: him from us. One time, I was at the same
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Bucks game as his dad and your dad you couldn't
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: meet him.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: He's like, he's they were at the same Bucks game,
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: and I was like, I'm not. Like they were both
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: in like areas that you couldn't get to. Roan's like
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: on the court and my dad's in some fucking like
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: corporate box. Why was your dad at a Bucks game
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: because he works in Wisconsin?
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Does he? Yeah? Or he did for a while. I
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: don't think he does anymore traveling back and forth.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: That's why we moved to Wisconsin for like two months.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I remember that. Yeah, now do you remember that?
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: But yeah, they were at the same Bucks game together,
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: and it was just.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: And he kept us apart, and I was just like, bro,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: just like, let us correspond with each other. We'll probably
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: have a lot of similar.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: Roans texting me. He's like, tell your dad to come
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: down to the court. Yeah, And I was like that,
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: there's no way that's happening.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I would have gone to your dad. I think I
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: just asked standing by the court, like which one's roan? Yeah,
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I mean it.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Would be so nice. I don't think that I was
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: just like connect this. I don't think it was like
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: that that out of bounds.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: It was out of bounds. Is it not the best chance? Look?
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: I really would like to meet your dad. Yeah, is
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: the best chance for me to do that in Massachusetts?
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: You'd have to find a way to get into his
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: life consistently, like my dad's in New York all the time,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: show up it with like a like your hockey gears.
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'd have to.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I'd have to stage a meet cute.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, and satisfy his want to have this athletic son.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Bump into him at home depot and be like, oh shit,
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: are you buying a twenty by twenty tarp too? Rink
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: backyard and make a oh shit, you don't happen to
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: know the best would to use to create a border? Right?
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: We didn't even have the I had another friend who
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: also they built a rink every year, and mayors was like,
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: there's nice, fine tuned that was there was like an
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: actual hockey rank.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: So your dad was just like, man, they're not fucking
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: building a ring. Build a rink.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: How good are the Johnson's.
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: We did it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: We did it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: I think we did it one or two years, and
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: then my dad was like, we're not doing this again
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: because it was a lot of work.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Dude. If I ran into your dad at home depot
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: and we started talking, my.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: Dad probably hasn't been to a home depot in fifteen years. Yeah,
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: but that's why that was the last thing he's done
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: with his hands, was build that hockey rink.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Damn well, let's just play it out right, Like I
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: think I know enough to win his phone number from him.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Definitely not in a home depot. I'd be like, you know,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I'm building this rink for my son, But to be
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: honest with you, I don't know if he I don't
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: know if he thinks. I don't know if he's putting
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: in enough effort. And I'd imagine this might be our
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: last year because I refused to drive everywhere for my
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: son to play hockey if his heart's not really in it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: And he'd be like, boy, are you preaching to the choir? Yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: that was.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: Always a big one, Like if you didn't if you
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: didn't want to skate on the rink outside, So I
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: just built the ring for nothing exactly exactly.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm hitting the nail on the head here,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: and you'd be like, I just got home from school.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, you know, my kid. My kid's got
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: a lot of promise and potential. But you know, instead
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: of applying himself in school, he's just tweeting all the time.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: I can't get off Twitter. What did he want you
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: to do?
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Like sprints on it?
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: No, I have no idea. I mean with you sometimes. Yeah,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: that's probably nice. He's got a beautiful golf swing, but dad, no,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: my son. Oh, I'm still talking to you. You got
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: to find so you gotta find swing. It's beautiful than
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: your dad.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Definitely, I got a better swing than most, that's true.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: But I didn't know if you got it from your father.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you served.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: You that, but self taught. I'd like to meet your dad.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: I think to find him, we should be able to
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: get the conversation.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Was enough to never have that happen. I mean, get
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: out to Milwaukee.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: There, it's like there's one hundred thousand people out there.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: We'll go to a Bucks game and there's only so
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: many boxes. Yeah, I'll find my way. Yeah, you'll find
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: your way. Like I'm sorry, I'm looking. Is there a
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: mister Sattle in this box? See how I said?
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Mister asked dude, I don't want to get all his
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: business out there. Yeah, they could really find him. There's
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: no one in Milwaukee.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: And then you know, if I ever, he'd bring me
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: over to the house at some point for dinner and
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: I'd just show up with like bundles of yarn. Yeah.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah for the knitting. Yeah huge.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: I don't even think they don't do that anymore. It's
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: just all there. It's all on TikTok Now.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: That's how they keep their mind, using their thumbs, stays
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: off dementia. If you just scroll a lot. Damn, that's it.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: There's no more knitting circles, No, just TikTok. Now. They
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: still knit.
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: My sister, just my sister nets too, My younger sister.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Think she would knit something for us, like a hat.
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: She made a hat.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: She just made a hat.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: How about in the Christmas season, some stockings so she
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: could get a start.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: Now, Yeah, yeah, it wo'll probably take a long time.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I know, I hope you know that. Like my as
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: silly as all of this sounds like, I really do
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: like your family. You don't know any of them.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I know who they You've literally never met one of them.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I know who they made though. No, No, and you're
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: pretty dark. Good have you met it?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Have you?
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: You haven't even met any of my family? No, I haven't. No.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: How well you met my dad? Yeah? You met his dad? Yeah?
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: How tall is he? Come on? Looks exactly like sa.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Now I need to meet this awesome guy now now, yeah,
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: I wonder what he looks like. I'll introduce you to
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: my dad. If you introduce me to your dad, I
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: think we just you want to do a home and hold.
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: I'll just do like a healthy meet in the middle
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: with none with none of that.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: No, dad's what if we introduced our dads to each other?
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be opposed to that.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: But how social are your guys?
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Dad's not social?
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: No, my dad is like impossibly social, that is relentlessly social.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: My dad will my dad will be walking off an
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: airplane and like he'll match the pace of the person
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: in front of him. Where are you headed, my mom said?
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Just my mom will send me pictures of my dad
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: waiting for baggage where he is talking to like random people,
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: what the baggage claim and just be like here he
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: is talking to these two fucking kids. That's hilarious. Yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: now that's not mine. That's not like that at all.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: He thinks. My dad thinks he's like an ambassador of
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: the world, and he's so chipper and so like upbeat,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: and uh, he just wants to get to know everybody
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: and like he wants to he wants to bring happiness
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: Actual sounds exactly like you that me. Yeah you're dead,
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: you're not your first day on the pot. You're not
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: talking to people on the jet bridge.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't. I'm actually very I'm so
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: different from my dad. Everyone, tri Congress, everyone, everyone thinks
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: they're different.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: He seems awesome.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: I don't talk to people you talked to When have
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: you ever seen me?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: Like, uh, when we went to or when we went
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: to Orlando, you were talking to all the guys waiting
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: for their golf bags.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, but that's they knew me. That's a different a
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: golf guy. They knew who they would come up to.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I don't knew that they knew you because you introduced yourself.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: Francis Elis four point seven index how are you. I'll
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: see you out there where you playing this weekend US
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: it was everybody. Everybody knew from the Internet invitational because
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: they were all golf people. Yeah. But if we're honest,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: think about this. When you and I split ubers, whenever
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: we land in a city to go do something together,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: you are the one talking to the uber driver and
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: I'm silent. Yeah, but that's by force.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: It's because you, because the uber driver will talk and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: you're you're fine with just like no one replies.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: No, I just know you've got it because you're you're
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: the social one of the two of us.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: It's like a forty second pause after the lady's like,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: so you guys are doing uh, he was doing hilarities.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: I love because Harry, this is so true. I put
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: him in the position of being the talker, and it's
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: so fun for me to watch him have these meaningless
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: conversations with uber drivers in cities you know where it's
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: do you have to yeah question? No, I wouldn't if
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I were alone in the uber with the first do
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: it to him. Yeah, I just know he's going to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: pick up the slack and I want him to.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: Do it because he doesn't. He hates to be awkward.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: I don't talk.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: I don't talk when I'm in ubers by myself. I
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: make it no like I put I get in the
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: car with the music already coming through the headphones.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: So they now, this guy can't hear you. You're super
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: polite though. Remember where was it that we were? Where
• 1:01:45
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  Speaker 7: She she was right.
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  Speaker 6: She actually, I will say she ended up being right
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  Speaker 3: She ended up being right. So it's pretty crazy. This
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she she can talk, have you guys watched that
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  Speaker 6: I think I could talk for like even like I
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  Speaker 6: get like, I get like annoyed about having to like
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  Speaker 6: talk all day. But then when I'm not talking, I
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I realized, I just I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 6: think I can sit by myself for that long, dude,
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  Speaker 6: I sit when I ride in the car for a
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  Speaker 6: long time.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I don't listen to anything anymore. Yeah, I've stopped
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  Speaker 6: But even when I'm like driving, I'm like, I just
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  Speaker 3: I will call people in the car. I like to
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  Speaker 3: do that. I'm always calling my you listen to music
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  Speaker 3: or can't. It's similar to how I can never find
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  Speaker 7: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't. I wouldn't say I've heard it. All.
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  Speaker 6: But I go through phases where I'm like, I've heard it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have a single fucking song I want to.
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  Speaker 6: A little bit more of a like an alternate reggae,
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  Speaker 6: I don't really listen to like sad music anymore. I
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that ship.
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  Speaker 6: I don't like I used to listen to a bunch
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  Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. That's how I'm starting my days now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, you talked about how you have you
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  Speaker 3: have no caffeine doesn't affect you. Yeah, you'll never do it,
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  Speaker 6: No, because I'm sure I'll have one sip of that
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  Speaker 6: and I'll be sweating out of every crevice.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't over do it, you just do one. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not a big espresso god it Well, you don't have
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  Speaker 3: have an Americano. Yeah, yeah, that would be great.
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  Speaker 5: Americano is so much worse than drip coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bit his for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Americano is That's why if you're going if you're getting
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  Speaker 1: like espresso, you and you don't want that, you might
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  Speaker 1: weight to it, Like an Americano is so watered down
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe, so, well, then I'm going to get the
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  Speaker 5: You know, I went over to his house and he
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  Speaker 5: made me an espresso.
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  Speaker 3: This morning, no last week. Yeah, it's chocolatey perfect crema.
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  Speaker 6: I think the last time I had an espresso, I
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  Speaker 6: didn't really sleep, and I remember sitting outside in France
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  Speaker 6: and I got an espresso and I remember drinking it
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  Speaker 6: and then going and having like the worst diarrhea.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was.
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  Speaker 6: It was it was like, you know, like I don't
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  Speaker 6: even know if you guys like could relate to that,
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  Speaker 6: but like do I remember like there was a clear
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  Speaker 6: moment in my life where it was like I don't
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  Speaker 6: have anxiety, and now.
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  Speaker 2: I've got it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, what a great.
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  Speaker 6: I used to be able to just like be one
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  Speaker 6: hour of drank twenty shots of vodka the night before,
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  Speaker 3: Espressos just to get the wheels going again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Like if I did that, now I would die like
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  Speaker 6: I would have like a I would be. I would
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  Speaker 6: be getting like airlifted to a hospital and a stray jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Well, hold on a second, though, I do think that
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  Speaker 3: we felt anxiety when we were younger, but we didn't
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  Speaker 3: maybe we didn't know how to recognize it. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 3: think that's probably what I used to have so much
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: anxiety about when I would get in trouble. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 3: consequences of that are my parents finding out, you know,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: on and on I was. I would be consumed by it.
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  Speaker 3: I remember I got into a fender bender one day
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  Speaker 3: coming home from school. Yeah, and I just tapped the
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  Speaker 3: guy in front of me. He had this old rusty
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  Speaker 3: pickup truck to the degree that when I hit the car,
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  Speaker 3: rust fell off. I cleaned it. I improved his car,
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  Speaker 3: and we pulled over. We exchanged information and all that,
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  Speaker 3: and then I remember going home and I was probably
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  Speaker 3: way to dinner, and I was silent at the dinner table, silent,
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  Speaker 3: and everyone's having that normal meal around you, and they're
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: like and and it finally, it just it was eating
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  Speaker 3: me up. I couldn't even eat my food. I thought
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  Speaker 3: I'd committed a cardinal sin. And I finally had to
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  Speaker 3: come clean and say I got into an accident today.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, oh my god, are you okay? And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I was going three and I hit
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  Speaker 3: this guy's car. I mean, I thought I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was going to cost us our family tens of thousands
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  Speaker 3: of dollars. And they were like, oh okay, and it
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: was okay, it was fine, but it just churned away
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: my soul. Anyway, the point is that that was anxiety then, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Well now it manifests in me in that I can't sleep,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: and that didn't used to happen. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I just remember, like I used to everyone, all my
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  Speaker 6: friends used to be like, you're always paranoid about everything,
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  Speaker 6: really am.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like worried.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, the then once I started having the panic attacks,
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  Speaker 6: it started coming in in a whole different new way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and then I was like, oh, apparently I get nervous
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  Speaker 6: now and then I can't breathe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, labeling it does make it worse sometimes, definitely, because
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  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's what this is like. Not labeling
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  Speaker 1: it and not being able to dissociate from it is
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  Speaker 1: like then it becomes like all, yeah, here.
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  Speaker 3: Comes the chemical imbalance in my brain again, against which
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  Speaker 3: I have no fucking meaningful defense. I have a series
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  Speaker 6: It is weird because it was just like I like, yeah,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: I feel like I just used to be just you know,
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  Speaker 3: Like nothing really that bad, it's gonna happen. Well, you
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  Speaker 3: did have that what you've described to me your high
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  Speaker 3: school days in a way that I could never imagine.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was kind of just like consequences aren't real.
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  Speaker 6: So it was like I would get in trouble, but
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't really I would be like, okay, I was.
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  Speaker 6: I would be like furious, but I wouldn't be like nervous.
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  Speaker 6: I lived in fear of trouble.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I did too, but.
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  Speaker 6: I would be I got in trouble so much like
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  Speaker 6: every day it was something new, and it would be
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  Speaker 6: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I'm organized, but I'm I would would
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  Speaker 1: Gets to the dinner time dilemmas with Every Plate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot of like uh, it was.
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  Speaker 6: It was pretty much just being organized like I would.
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  Speaker 6: There would be like homework assignments that I would not do,
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  Speaker 6: but I didn't even know I had to do them
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  Speaker 6: because I wasn't paying attention when they were explaining that
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  Speaker 6: we had to do them.
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  Speaker 3: Got it?
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  Speaker 6: So like every day when I would get home from school,
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  Speaker 6: I would have to text people and say what's the homework?
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  Speaker 3: Like what do we have to do for homework tonight?
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  Speaker 3: Because I would never know? Isn't that pretty typical? Add though,
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  Speaker 3: isn't that sort of pretty much? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: No, I'm definitely I struggle with testing, struggle with I mean,
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  Speaker 6: I do struggle with test.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think you can take you
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  Speaker 3: to struggle with testing. If you don't pay attention during class,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 7: What would you do?
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  Speaker 6: They would always try to like an They would be
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  Speaker 6: like he struggles with tests, and it's like, no, I
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  Speaker 6: just don't know what I'm I don't know anything. It's like, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 6: should I struggle with it? I don't know the answer.
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  Speaker 3: So but let me can I ask you? So you
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  Speaker 3: do possess information. You have a trove of intel, mostly
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  Speaker 3: about Israel.
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  Speaker 7: Right now, I've.
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  Speaker 3: Seen hints of what I would only call like real
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  Speaker 3: brilliance from you, and I'm wondering where that seeped in
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  Speaker 3: from what were the things that you where your brain said,
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  Speaker 3: I actually do care to learn this and I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to commit myself to it. What did those tend to
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  Speaker 3: be like in school? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: He just wanted attention and he was that's why I
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  Speaker 5: went on Twitter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: He just wanted to get some followers, attention whore. And
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  Speaker 1: then he started doing stand up. He was like, I
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  Speaker 1: want attention.
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  Speaker 3: Live Yeah, I said, I want to be famous and
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  Speaker 3: I'll do anything to get there. At twelve, Like, I
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  Speaker 3: feel like you could build a car? No, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like you could build a PC.
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  Speaker 6: I think the PC stuff people like over complicate. It's
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  Speaker 6: really easy.
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  Speaker 3: You can build a car, Bro, I couldn't build a PC.
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  Speaker 3: Yes you could. No, I promised you. I could not.
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  Speaker 3: I promise you you could. I've never understood any of
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  Speaker 3: that stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It's literally doing legos. If you play Call of Duty
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  Speaker 5: you can kill a man exactly. No, if you could
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  Speaker 5: be you could build a PC easily. It's just screwing
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  Speaker 5: in shit.
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  Speaker 3: There's you come. Everything comes with a pamphlet this big,
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  Speaker 3: with the directions mozart hiding, and it just made sense
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  Speaker 3: to them.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I could always play, I could always build I
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  Speaker 5: could always build. I knew that about you.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm. Interesting. What'd you do all weekend? Sat inside and
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  Speaker 3: just watch Call of Duty?
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  Speaker 5: That's sick.
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  Speaker 3: It was a long weekend.
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  Speaker 5: How do you rest your eyes for something like that?
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  Speaker 6: I feel like sometimes I would just get off camera
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  Speaker 6: and just close my eyes and just stand for like two.
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  Speaker 5: Minutes hovering there. You need a seventy inch, honestly is
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  Speaker 5: what you need.
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  Speaker 6: And every time I come back, everyone's like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 6: SaaS just took the biggest bong. Rip's like, no, I
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  Speaker 6: was just standing in my kitchen in front of the
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  Speaker 6: air conditioner.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, I made steak taco last night with strip steak.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's powerful.
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  Speaker 5: All kind of tortillas.
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  Speaker 3: No, not strip steak. Excuse me, skirt skirt steak. Made
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  Speaker 3: it with skirt steak. I just used regular flower tortillas,
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  Speaker 3: but I threw them over an open burner.
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  Speaker 5: I like that. I prefer flower and it can kind
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  Speaker 5: of like totally grab it a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: More corn ones are a little to get too crispy.
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  Speaker 3: I like I did that, And then I made a
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  Speaker 3: homemade chimmy cherry, which was epic.
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  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 9: What's in that?
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  Speaker 3: Uh A? Lot of Parsley olive oil. No, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: What was it it was? Do you guys put rice
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  Speaker 3: on tacos? And if you were too, would you classify
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  Speaker 3: that as a burrito? No?
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  Speaker 5: I think breakfast taco sometimes has some rice in it.
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  Speaker 5: When I make taco, like when I have TALKO was
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  Speaker 5: at home, I always put rice on it.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's fine. I just don't know it wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be a burrito. Burrito has to be enclosed. I see,
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  Speaker 3: why do you do it?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just I had that conversation with someone recently.
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  Speaker 1: I think if it's in a hard taco shell, that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't turn it into a burrita. No, I agreed, continue,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know why you're putting rice on a taco.
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  Speaker 3: Great, I'm not kidding you. When this whole episode I
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  Speaker 3: have when I am talking to Harry and looking at him,
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  Speaker 3: one hundred percent of the time, I assume that is
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  Speaker 3: two bananas. I've been wondering what that is for a
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  Speaker 3: while while it's just out of the corner of my eye,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm telling you my brain has told me for
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  Speaker 3: the even though that I clarify, I'm like, why would
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  Speaker 3: Roan hang two bananas on that mic stand.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't that one of those like headbands that like girls
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  Speaker 6: wear after they like shower.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for that, or that's for like figure skating.
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  Speaker 5: Well, this has been in it's just got in here now.
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  Speaker 3: It's been there for weeks.
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  Speaker 5: So is it from the Gillian Wallow episode or something?
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you because it's fuzzy and I saw the
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  Speaker 3: eyes and I'm just I'm just my brain is immediately
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  Speaker 3: telling me that it is the Chiquita banana sticker. It's
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  Speaker 3: those same colors. It's the blue and the white, so
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  Speaker 3: that's the sticker. And then it was hanging and it
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  Speaker 3: was two bananas the whole time, and then I would
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  Speaker 3: I'd look at it and be like, oh no, it's
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  Speaker 3: a SpongeBob thing. And then I'd go back to talking
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  Speaker 3: to you and I'd be like, God, Rome keeps distracted
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  Speaker 3: puting these bananas on the fucking mic.
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  Speaker 7: Stand every time you look away.
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  Speaker 3: It was. It was so crazy.
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  Speaker 7: And then when you're not.
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  Speaker 3: Looking, he swaps this the SpongeBob headband back.
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  Speaker 5: That makes you want to do it really bad.
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  Speaker 3: That would be awesome. I need to get some bananas.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's definitely like a girl at the offices. No,
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  Speaker 6: no way, Yes, you think that's.
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  Speaker 3: Gilly and Wallows white girls were that? Yeah? I think really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think I knew that.
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  Speaker 3: It looks comfy as hell? Or is it your eyes sleep?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Wait?
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  Speaker 6: I think it is.
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  Speaker 3: It has eyes on the front. It's a sleep mask.
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  Speaker 5: Try and put it on.
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  Speaker 3: It's a slate masks. Probably it's a sleep mask.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, which makes it more likely to be one of
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  Speaker 5: Gillian Wallow's guests.
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  Speaker 3: M hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe somebody wears it real swaggy?
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  Speaker 3: Oh who did they have on? Fucking Takashi six nine?
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  Speaker 5: I think he could he could rock that?
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  Speaker 3: Did he did? He just say he was broke. Probably,
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  Speaker 3: I think he's out of cash. That bummed me out.
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  Speaker 3: He's a bomb. What do you mean he's had a
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  Speaker 3: cash he's an entrepreneur. Guy's a bomb and he's a pedophile.
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  Speaker 5: That's true. I can't argue with that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Isn't that why he went to jail? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but he did at the time. Did the crime was
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  Speaker 3: that not even alleged?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Well I think that.
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  Speaker 6: I think it was like, I don't know something with Israel,
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know what it was.
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  Speaker 5: I saw you fucking fuming about Cash Pattel.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, that guy's a bomb. I saw that guy's
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  Speaker 6: a fucking bomb.
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  Speaker 3: Hot as hell about Cash Paateel. I hate that guy.
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  Speaker 3: He should go to prison. The worst part was that
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  Speaker 3: when he was like, get, we'll get it the fucked one, sir.
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  Speaker 3: We'll fucking get We'll get the fuck on it, sir.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, dude, imagine winning the gold medal in the
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  Speaker 6: Olympics for hockey and then there's just this random dude
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  Speaker 6: from the Like, You're like, why are you he we
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  Speaker 6: as the FBI, Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: But I actually don't care at all.
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  Speaker 1: I think that it's uh, I don't care who they party,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't think if you're in a situation like that,
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  Speaker 1: you can be.
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  Speaker 3: Expected to be like whoa, whoa, whoa, Like what's he
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  Speaker 3: doing here? You just keep on partying. You just won
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  Speaker 3: the gold medal.
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  Speaker 5: No one's gonna stop partying.
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  Speaker 3: But he wasn't. It wasn't like he was just like
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  Speaker 3: he was the He was like they hired him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was like a drew.
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  Speaker 6: It was like the party was built around Cash Pattel.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, whoa he was like spinning the beer
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  Speaker 3: and chugging it. He was doing like a Russian like
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  Speaker 3: like low like pop pick in the middle of It's
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  Speaker 3: like the mail room scene in l That's such an
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  Speaker 3: amazing exactly. That is a hilarious scene. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Olympics over, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I know, fucking mine fast sad ended strong though, and
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  Speaker 3: that game was iconic and uh, I hadn't really cared
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  Speaker 3: about much until that, and then now I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: think of this as a good Olympic. It was a
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  Speaker 3: great Olympics.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, says you were saying you cared about the women winning.
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  Speaker 3: Of course. Yeah, how could you not?
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  Speaker 6: That figure skater with the crazy hair, that crazy haired
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  Speaker 6: figure skater. Yeah, what's her deal? I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 6: seeing a lot of shit on Twitter about her.
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  Speaker 3: A plant might be a beast.
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  Speaker 5: She she's got to be Israeli where she actually from?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm asking's walking about. Who's this gagers canis
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  Speaker 3: to her? Three thousand years ago? The boy humor out
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  Speaker 3: of this.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just fucking around. I don't know anything about her
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  Speaker 6: or Israel, to be honest, right, Yeah you better not.
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  Speaker 6: All right, thank you guys for listening.
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  Speaker 7: We will see you on Thursday, Jane, were drin?
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  Speaker 3: Did food.
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  Speaker 9: For was.
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 5: So?
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  Speaker 9: Then you leave summon No, I'm come a L. I
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  Speaker 9: was on a phone in Longer, I was only your
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  Speaker 9: was on your phone line. The stream ball way.
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