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Did A Metalhead Really Just Do THIS Inside The Mosh Pit? · Classic Metal Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, this is Gil from Triumph, and you're watching CMS-TV.
• 0:05
  [music]
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: So what were the, like, the sum up the comments that we got?
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, for just everybody's like,
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: this sounds anything like classic Def Leppard and You guys like the worst shit ever.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, it didn't come off of Pyromania.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry it's not a fresh track from High and Dry.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: That band doesn't exist anymore.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: That band is gone.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: But, yeah, just that.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Again, it's YouTube.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: Who cares?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_03: I know, but it's stupid.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_03: The YouTube crowd is the worst.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: But thank you for keep clicking on it.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, and it's crazy.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not shitting on this guy.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even remember the guy's name in the YouTube or whatever.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_02: But literally had a guy that messaged on the YouTube and said, I just don't like using Rumble.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: He's okay with listening to us,
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_02: because we started releasing the full episodes,
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: but they're edited like the Kumia show.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: And...
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: He literally said point blank, he's fine with that.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: He's happy we're on YouTube, even if it's edited like that.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I mean, it is, I would never listen to what I'm doing to this shit.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm literally,
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: we're using AI and we're identifying everywhere that we say fuck or cunt or talk
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: about the jab or any of that stuff.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: And my son actually does it for me, and he mutes it out or whatever.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: He mutes out all the words,
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: all the...
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_02: We literally set up an AI that listens or takes the transcript and finds anything
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: that violates YouTube's terms of service, and we mute it.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: We don't really cut it, but we mute it.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: But the other thing that we have to do is with any of the music, like this Crossbone Scully.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: I've just gotten to the point now that the easiest thing to do
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: on YouTube is they have a function that just is called replace song.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: And literally it tells you from 1233 to 1259
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: is a copywritten song.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: What do you want to do?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: And I just go replace it.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_02: And then I pick some bullshit song that YouTube provides.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's a royalty free song.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: So I know that if people are watching this Crossbone Scully,
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: they'll see us doing this
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: and they'll get like boop-a-da-boop-a-da-boop-boop-boop type
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  SPEAKER_02: of fucking garbage music over it.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: And they listen anyway.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: I do not get it, man.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: Especially when we quite literally say if you want to hear it uncensored, here's the link.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the link.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: Go over there and listen to it.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: Uncensored.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: Good enough.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm on YouTube.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's un-fucking-believable to me.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: You know, even the Kumia stuff.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: You'll send me a Kumia link a lot of times, like you send me the compound censored or whatever.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_02: First thing I do is go to the app on my TV and I watch it there.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_02: I am not going to watch it with that.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: And then he said, and then I'm not listening to that.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: Which, I don't know,
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: did you, speaking of Kumia, did you listen to the Anthony and Jim show yet?
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_03: I listened to a little bit of it.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't get through the whole thing.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, again, awful edits.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm probably going to end up signing up for the Patreon for that.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's unedited.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they did have me laughing.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: I could do without the guests, though.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's the...
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: I really, really was like, I was very excited.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm sure you were, too.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because, I mean, we've been wanting this since Jim left the Opie and Jim show.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: We wanted those two to get back together.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: But it sounds like they're going to do it with a guest.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: But it sounds like they're going to do it every week with a guest.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I hate that.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_02: Because that girl didn't add anything.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't think.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I watched that episode, and I just was like, okay, she's some slutty girl.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: For the first two or three times, she tells a whore joke.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: And then after that, I was just like, all right, why are you there?
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_02: Nobody cares.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_02: You know, but...
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, for people that are interested, though,
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_02: the Anthony and Jim show,
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  SPEAKER_02: episode one is up on YouTube,
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: and I think episode one and two are up on Patreon, maybe, so...
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: If you are interested...
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: It is there.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well, speaking of that, any more word on a potential guest you mentioned to me?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: Potential guest?
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: Who?
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_03: Just say who.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't matter.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't want to say.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: Text it.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody that Florentine said they could hook us up with.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody I like.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, no word.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: No word yet.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good reminder.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'll...
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: Throw a quick text tomorrow.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'd like to have that happen.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll throw a text tomorrow and try and make that go.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: Since we're talking about our comedian friends, this,
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'll share this,
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: this came from the Stu and Dave Do America show, the new show from Dave Landau.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what this is.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: I saw it and I was like, what the hell is going on here?
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_02: This is some actual live play performance.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know how to explain this.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to show it.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how to explain it.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: You tell me what this is.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_03: Share screen.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: Make it big.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck is that?
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_03: Aside from acting like they're jacking off, I have no idea.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they're just going, oh, what is this?
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: Tarzan jerking off?
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_02: And what is that from?
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: Landau, they featured it on the Stu and Dave Do America show.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: And literally their whole commentary is exactly what me and you are doing now.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: This is performative art?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_03: Is this representative of something?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, strange.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_02: Here, I'll play it again.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's so bizarre.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: What could this even be?
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: I've racked my brain for two weeks trying to figure out what this could even be.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: You got the one girl over there double-handing it,
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: then you got the other girl over there cupping her balls while she's jacking it.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: Bumped the mic for the mouse.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like, what the hell is going on here?
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, obviously it's just a snippet of a bigger piece.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody said in the chat room that there's something with feminism to this.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: That could be.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: All right, Skippy.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_02: Is this live from Barden's basement?
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think so.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: No, it could be, though.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe there's a David Lee Roth poster or something in front of him.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: So they're just jerking off sounding exactly like Roth on stage.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, that segment, that little clip means absolutely nothing.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_02: And now you've seen it,
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen it,
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_02: Dave's audience has seen it,
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: and our audience has seen it,
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_02: and there ain't nobody that knows what the fuck is going on here.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess I would have to see the bigger picture aside from, you know, a 25-second snippet.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_03: But God knows what this is.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's people in the audience watching.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_02: The only thing I think of is this is some bullshit off-Broadway thing like that.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_02: Remember when Howard Stern was hot and they had that,
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: what was it, Tina and Louise's Wedding or whatever that was?
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: And it was just like,
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: it was a play, but there was no script and it was do whatever the fuck you want.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: And that was somehow art.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: It was like improv or something.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was like all improv junk.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Just junk.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: Well, there you have it, the whacking off play.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's got a higher meaning than what we're aware of.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: We don't understand, apparently.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_02: We're Neanderthals.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: That's why we forget it.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: That is true.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: That is true.
• 10:19
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• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: And one last thing for this segment here.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_02: We'll stick with music since we're doing so many good musical things here.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, what is this?
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: Why is this not letting me connect?
• 11:06
  Jesus Christ.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_02: I really want to connect to this.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'll connect.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's throwing me to threads or some bullshit?
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: All right, I'm skipping this topic because it just ain't loading.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_03: It ain't working.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, it really is not.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: This is not what I wanted.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_02: What happened?
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: All right, fuck it.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: We'll skip that one.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: We'll go to this one.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: We talked a couple of weeks ago, since we are doing catch-up, catching up from two weeks off.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_02: We talked a few weeks ago about the problem that that,
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: what was he, a country singer or something had with people shitting on the floor?
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, apparently it's happening at metal shows, too.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: So here you go.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: Devil Skin's Dunedin,
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_02: New Zealand show marred by fan defecating in the mosh pit, police involved.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: Society is done.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_02: How does this even happen?
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, are they like dropping their pants and taking a shit?
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: Are they accidentally shitting and it drops down their pant leg or what?
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, how do you think this happens?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_03: You can't hold it during a concert.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Look, I understand as well as anybody.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_02: The bathroom in a venue is nastier than shit.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_02: But you know what's even more nasty?
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_02: Shitting on the floor in a room full of people.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: How do you do that?
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_02: From hygienic discomfort to physical harm,
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: a mosh pit at any metal show can come with a degree of danger.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: However,
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_02: New Zealand alt-metal band Devil Skin's July 25th set at the Union Hall in Dunedin,
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_02: New Zealand, presented a thankfully rare hazard for those in attendance.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_02: Someone defecating in the pit.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: The...
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: Otego Daily Times reports that a concertgoer relieved themselves in the pit mid-sent
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_02: with fellow concertgoers unwittingly trampling it and spreading it throughout
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_02: the venue, causing a chain reaction of vomit and disgust.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: So this dude took a shit in the pit and everybody just kept on moshing
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: and getting it all over their feet and shit.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's on people's feet.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_02: People are wearing skirts and the shit is up their legs and stuff.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: And then one girl went bleh, just vomited on the shit and everyone else started
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: vomiting.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's a chain reaction.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a scene from The Family Guy.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_03: Just sit there, everybody just starts vomiting.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is so good.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: She later said of the size of the offending fecal matter, it was huge, like massive.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't seen one that big before.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was some guy's shoe.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: It was so big.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: It was unbelievable.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_02: The show was ultimately paused to allow staff to clean up the pit area before
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_02: the concert could resume.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: But according to the aforementioned anonymous attendee, the damage was done.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: She cited at least one woman in the foyer who had been crying with vomit in her hair
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_02: and fecal matter splashed up on her legs.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yuck.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: And then you got to ride home.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta smell that shit all the way home.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_02: Someone puked in her hair and shit on her leg.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like,
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: you gotta get home so you can get showered and cleaned off,
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: but you gotta get there first.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: As it turns out,
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_02: the individual responsible for the defecation was caught by security and turned over
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_02: to the local police.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: He was identified as a middle-aged man.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_02: So a guy at 50 years old shitting on the floor in a mosh pit.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_02: As the publication put it, shook the log out of his trouser leg in the mosh pit.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: So he shit his pants and shook his leg.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: So he must have had a big trail of shit running down his leg.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus, like a shit candy cane.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: He was like wearing cargo shorts or something.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't hold the cargo, apparently.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_02: Devilskin are not the only band to suffer such a fate,
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: as melodic hardcore stars Turnstile also experienced a similar situation back
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: in 2021.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: As seen in the below footage,
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: not all of Devilskin's set was entirely derailed by the incident,
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: however, and I'm not going to play that.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: But, you know, that's really the end of it.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_02: But, I mean, come on.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: Go take a shit in the shitter!
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_02: You could find your way back.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm positive.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about devil skin.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: I've heard the name, so I'll imagine they're somewhat popular.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking, realistically, you could go take a shit and work your way back into the mosh pit.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: Is that a fair assumption?
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: You would think so.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you're going to get
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: up there mosh,
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure you could figure out a way to work your way back through the crowd.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I mean, for God's sakes, dude.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: I know that the bathrooms in these clubs are horrible.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_02: But what's more horrible?
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_02: What happened?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: Or sitting on a dirty shitter,
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_02: covering it with toilet paper before you sit down like a chick or something.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, come on.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: Just fucking be a human being.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's really where we're at.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_02: These guys are...
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_02: Basic human functions are now gone.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: You know, just basic human decency is just gone.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: And Lord knows I'm a fucking piece of shit.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: Not like this guy's piece of shit, but I'm a piece of shit as far as being a human being.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: And I would never, I can't imagine ever doing something like this.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: Ever.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: I can't imagine I could get drunk enough to do something like this.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's just bizarre.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_03: Fuego, take a dump in the trash can.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: That would even have been better.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, at least people aren't stepping in it.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's not a great answer either, but that's better?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell?
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_02: So there you have it.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: Idiots are shitting at shows.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_02: On the floor.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_03: That's very metal to do that.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_02: That seems more like a punk thing, doesn't it?
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: Something you would have gotten to punk shows back in the late 70s, early 80s?
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oof.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to answer this question.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: Chris, did you even go to the wedding?
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: No, I did not.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: I had something else come up.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: I went somewhere else.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_02: There's your answer.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: Since everybody's glued into what I'm doing, apparently.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen some photos from the wedding.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: Randy did indeed get married.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: Congratulations to him.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's all I'll say.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: All right, I think that's enough for this segment.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_03: I guess so.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: That'll work.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the shitting thing is just like, what the hell?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's just...
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_03: And this, too, hopefully shall pass.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_02: I hope.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe that's going to become the new thing.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_02: You get $5 off a ticket if you'll take a shit in the pit.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: Shit in the pit.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: That'll be the new tour.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: A new tour will be called the shit in the pit tour.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Devil skin, shit in the pit, 2027.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_02: It'll be shit.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_03: Because I don't have to tell you everything that I do.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: What are we married?
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, where'd you go?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: Well, where were you?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: What did you do?
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's it.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: I was at the devil skin show and I sort of lost control of my balls for a minute.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: This is like a scene in Greece.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: Tell me more.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: Tell me more.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: This show.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: And, you know,
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: I could have avoided the whole thing by just not answering the chat,
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_02: but it's stupid me.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_02: I always answer these people.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: I did something else.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_03: How about that?
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_03: I did something else.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's called Nanya.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: Nanya Business.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me what you did every day for the last 14 days.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_02: How about that?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_02: Stop.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's get back into the tunage here.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: Mark Russell has written in here and he writes.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: And he writes.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: Can you please play this cool sounding remake of 25 or 64 by Mitch Malloy?
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_03: Before you judge it, it's enough detractors.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_03: Before you judge, it's enough.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: Detractor's Guitar Replacing Horns to Count.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: Just saw it today on my streaming, Hail and Kill, Mark Russell.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_02: All right, Mark.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: It's got to be better than the Vince Neil run.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: Who knows?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't heard it yet, so we'll play it.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_03: So here's Big Teeth Mitch Malloy with his teeth are whiter than white.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_02: My God, are they?
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, you ever watched like somebody that you'd recognize?
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like Kumi is one of them.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: He got all his teeth done, obviously.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he did.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: And it really, when you see him, it really stands out.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's like,
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: I know you don't watch wrestling,
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: but the biggest wrestling star is this guy named Roman Reigns.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: And he was off TV for a while, like six months.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: And he came back and he's got a brand new set of chompers.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I mean, they are glowing white.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: They turn the lights off and you just see his teeth floating.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he got there.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_02: There's almost too white if there is such a thing for teeth.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: And these fake teeth are too white.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_02: It looks weird.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you think it looks weird?
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, it's a little overpowering.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I like to have good dental work myself.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_03: But white is white, white.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_02: When it's white, like a bolt of lightning white, it's like too much.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, this is one of those white teeth guys, Mitch Malloy.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_03: He's got the teeth and the hair.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he does.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: So here's Mitch Malloy doing the Chicago cover, 25 or 6 to 4, exclusively here.
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