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DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Keep saying, you know, text us, text JJR and whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want to talk about, and we could call you
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  Speaker 1: back or read your text. And we got a text
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  Speaker 1: you guys that I thought it was so funny. I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait. I cannot wait to hear the text, to
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  Speaker 1: hear the story.
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  Speaker 2: Heather, good morning, good morning, how are you?
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  Speaker 3: Your text made me laugh out loud when I read
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  Speaker 3: your text. I can't wait to hear it.
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  Speaker 2: I still get stick to my stomach when I think
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  Speaker 2: about this. But we were about eighteen. There were six
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  Speaker 2: of us. We were playing strip poker. We're at my
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  Speaker 2: best friend's house. It's about one in the morning, and
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  Speaker 2: she has a sister who's blind. And at one in
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  Speaker 2: the morning, her sister came down to get something to drink,
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  Speaker 2: and so she sees that all of us are awake
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  Speaker 2: and laughing and thinking we're just playing cards, and so
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  Speaker 2: she starts having a conversation with us. And at this point,
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  Speaker 2: it was towards the end of the game and we
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  Speaker 2: were all losing, so we had to have a conversation
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  Speaker 2: with her poor sister with most of us being completely naked,
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  Speaker 2: and we had a dog, and I can still see
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  Speaker 2: the yellow lab dog judging me with his cute yellow
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  Speaker 2: lab and it has never gone away.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you naked in front of my owner?
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  Speaker 1: Do you imagine you guys all played cool. You're trying
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  Speaker 1: to play it as cool as possible that you're not naked.
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  Speaker 1: And the sisters said, they're talking to you guys, that's
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  Speaker 1: so funny, that, oh hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just trying to be so normal because we
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  Speaker 2: you know, we're eighteen, we were drinking, we're doing stuff
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  Speaker 2: we're not supposed to be doing. So yeah, we're just
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  Speaker 2: trying to play it so cool. And she talked to
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  Speaker 2: us for a good fifteen minutes, and it was horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys sitting on the couch or sitting on
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  Speaker 1: a floor or you do you cross your.
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  Speaker 2: Legs a floor in a circle, and everyone, even the.
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  Speaker 3: Guys that are naked. So it was it was six
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  Speaker 3: with three guys, three girls.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, just had to.
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  Speaker 2: Sit there and talk to her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that is awesome, thanks for sharing that story together.
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  Speaker 3: That is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Time for the drunk down lounge. Okay, this is where
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  Speaker 1: he play messages that drunk people left us or it's
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  Speaker 1: got to the point nowhere everyone leaves his messages about everything.
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  Speaker 1: But it started out being the drunk Down Line, which
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  Speaker 1: is six two eight eight nineteen thirty three. And then
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  Speaker 1: we have the talkback feature on the free iHeartRadio which
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  Speaker 1: is a little microphone. So when you're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast of our show at any point during the day,
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  Speaker 1: you just tap it and you can participate in our
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  Speaker 1: show and we'll get whatever it is you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Rich Rich Show from Raleigh. I have a gizmo.
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  Speaker 5: My gizmo is a shit Zoo rat terrier mix. Well,
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  Speaker 5: when a man comes around, he thinks he's supposed to
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  Speaker 5: be my protector and her also, but he shows teeth
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  Speaker 5: and wants to bite people. He's just a little video thing,
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  Speaker 5: but he thinks he's as big as a pit bowl.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't know.
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  Speaker 3: What's about. I have an English bulldog.
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  Speaker 1: And if I tell you that he had the breed
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  Speaker 1: of the dog, his bull dog, like with a pause,
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  Speaker 1: you get it. Yeah, if she says the breed of
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  Speaker 1: her dog, you gotta stay faster. But that's how she speaks,
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  Speaker 1: so that's legit cheats anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Santa Fanta Santa short of Tampa without it or mount
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  Speaker 2: you it's for you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Fanta, did you say Phanto or Santa?
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  Speaker 4: You thinking about Phantah first?
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  Speaker 3: First time he's about Santa. He's doing his jingle.
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  Speaker 4: Doctor Peppa, Baby Good.
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  Speaker 6: And n do you guys have me listening to the
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  Speaker 6: War of the Roses being like, is my dad cheating
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  Speaker 6: on my mom?
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  Speaker 4: Because you don't really hear the.
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  Speaker 2: Name Phil very often anymore?
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  Speaker 6: Aka Philly cheeseteake a ka Phil. That I just I
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  Speaker 6: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that my dad's been cheat now my mom
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  Speaker 2: was some young woman named Angie.
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  Speaker 6: Thank god it wasn't That would have been an awful
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  Speaker 6: way to find out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you really don't meet a lot of pills.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know what needs their Baby.
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  Speaker 5: Phil Brown Hog punks to Tony Phil, but that punks.
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  Speaker 1: The time has been around for one hundred years. You
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  Speaker 1: don't hear baby Phil. Let's go see baby Phil.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Here's more to it than that.
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  Speaker 4: He was pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't hold the note line up. Cayle, you finished
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  Speaker 3: it right, great show?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I finished it.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it great?
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  Speaker 5: It's such a good show, satisfying ending, But then also
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  Speaker 5: like it almost felt like did they just wrap things up.
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  Speaker 4: They could have.
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  Speaker 3: Is there another season? There's another season? Okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they signed, they signed.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see he's got another new show that they
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  Speaker 4: were advertising last night?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even know that was existing until I saw
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  Speaker 4: that it's already filmed and ready to go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nuts.
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  Speaker 4: He writes a whole new show and a whole new
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  Speaker 4: series every day.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how he does it, Kya.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a dental hygienist, and let me tell you a secret.
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  Speaker 6: The reason hygienists don't care if you brush your teeth
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  Speaker 6: before you came in because most people do a bad
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  Speaker 6: job of brushing their teeth anyways, so it's just a
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  Speaker 6: waste of time. At least that's how I see it.
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  Speaker 6: But if you start brushing your gums gently, gently, gently gently,
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  Speaker 6: think about car hair. You don't scratch expensive things, and girl,
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  Speaker 6: you're expensive. Brush your gums, not your teeth.
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  Speaker 5: Love you guys, Hi, Peyton, Hi, good advice.
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  Speaker 2: You know what.
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  Speaker 1: I actually had a dental augenist tell me that you
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  Speaker 1: like should want like brush your gums, and I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I've been doing that.
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  Speaker 4: It's been like two years, and my gums are like
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  Speaker 4: so silky.
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  Speaker 3: Rich gets compliment on his giant gums.
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  Speaker 4: Mind Dennis said that my gums were a thing of beauty. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I told me.
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  Speaker 5: You do use like twelve different actual dentist equipment.
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  Speaker 4: In kind of a problem because I do it in
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  Speaker 4: the morning before I come in here, and I use
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  Speaker 4: the water pick and I use the electric toothbrush, and
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  Speaker 4: it pisses off my wife's dacy because it waits around
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  Speaker 4: of a south sleep, because I mean it sounds like
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  Speaker 4: a motor. Do you get that that water pick going?
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  Speaker 4: But yes, the water picks the way to go for
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  Speaker 4: the gums.
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  Speaker 3: That's the drunk down lounge John Jay and Rich